Two Teams Battle It Out!!! - Rust Versus Supercut

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Two Teams Battle It Out!!! - Rust Versus Supercut
Two Teams Battle It Out!!! - Rust Versus Supercut

Two Teams Battle It Out!!! - Rust Versus Supercut

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another epic Rust adventure! Today, we've got a special treat for you - the Rust Versus Supercut! It's gonna be a showdown like you've never seen before.

simon: That's right, Neebs! And let me tell you, this video is hands down my favorite because it's just so hilarious watching these two teams go head to head. It's like a comedy show and a battle royale all rolled into one!

appsro: Oh yeah, Simon, you nailed it! I love how these newbie Rust players think they're tough stuff, but really they're just stumbling around trying to survive. It's pure gold, I tell ya.

neebs: Haha, absolutely! And the best part is that they live next door to each other, so the trash talk is non-stop. It's like a real-life sitcom meets a gaming tournament. You gotta check it out!

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Hey guys, have you checked out the latest video from Neebs Gaming? It's an epic battle between newbie Rust players who just happen to be neighbors in the game! They're trying to outwit each other and come out victorious in this intense survival game.

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[Music]0.363.48
hey bear go get those guys over there go1.4394.88
get them hey listen the bear's closest3.844.64
to me leave me a little bit go get him6.3195.601
then no no eat them eat them no it's8.485.119
heading your way no they're not11.922.719
delicious13.5993.201
ah it's true all right we're gonna take14.6395.521
you guys down you are not no we are hey16.84.96
we should go raid their platform huh20.162.72
let's do it21.762.72
yeah get all their stuff yeah we're22.883.2
gonna break their platform right now24.483.84
yeah we're coming to take your stuff oh26.083.68
actually there's a bear but he's going28.323.759
the other way the bear's running come on29.764.639
baby who's this simon it's me yeah it's32.0795.761
neutral i'm neutral i'm gonna do it yeah34.3995.281
oh you're picking on simon we're coming37.844.32
to raid your base you better run oh i'd39.685.36
like to see you why42.162.88
i'm watching oh i need to get on the run56.964.0
that's true yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna58.964.32
raise their face okay yeah i got their60.964.479
foundation i'm smacking it63.283.76
get away from me65.4394.7
[Music]67.043.099
oh god wait did i just go down i think i72.645.44
bled to death yes i see you listen i you74.7995.68
tried to swing at me first pal78.084.0
sorry can i help you or are you just80.4793.201
gonna die yeah can you uh can you pick82.083.76
me up i don't know i'm gonna it says83.684.32
help player hold on85.847.36
hail pale hell oh no oh no88.05.2
oh no i'm so sorry93.65.96
wow96.563.0
[Music]103.4315.649
[Music]121.693.2
[Music]128.7214.58
now doraleous before we started143.843.84
recording i noticed a drop145.283.44
or two147.682.32
yeah they're usually148.724.159
don't they yeah that's so crazy i'm kind150.05.84
of the head start king of rust well you152.8795.44
just got you got like you saw the drops155.844.88
well yeah i saw but yeah i've got you158.3194.801
don't even have the armor on i have you160.724.4
know that i don't need it because we163.123.92
have a horse because a horse you get165.123.6
this close one i'm gonna get this other167.044.32
one copy roger dingo hey wait where's168.724.08
the close one i thought you said you171.362.8
were i was getting the close one yeah172.82.719
that's the one that was closest oh i174.164.079
just walked past it oh wow you know with175.5194.64
glowing and perfect178.2393.28
yeah yeah180.1592.881
oh181.5194.481
here's what i love weapons183.044.64
is that uh yeah186.04.48
is that you and i have pretty fantastic187.685.68
aim yeah we're the other guys the other190.484.0
guys193.362.56
not so much194.482.64
no no195.924.239
so i'm i'm really excited about this197.124.399
dude i think they're gonna try to200.1594.241
outsmart us i'm beyond excited we don't201.5195.28
need brains are you equipped like i am204.44.399
oh hold on i should probably uh put on206.7996.16
my red jacket yeah208.7996.08
i didn't get a helmet but i got a uh212.9594.161
i've got a grenade yeah pump action214.8798.481
shotgun hell yeah nice game the [ __ ] on217.126.24
man i didn't know they would have a224.7994.16
horse and spears already uh yeah i mean226.44.88
they're cheaters okay you know them228.9593.601
anything to do to give themselves an231.282.72
advantage but i've already made myself a232.564.239
spear hey guys let's see guys hello234.06.0
hey simon what's up baby hey listen uh i236.7995.921
i didn't mean to kill you and you did240.06.0
take a swing at me i'm not here to start242.725.2
anything oh yeah no i i ain't worried246.04.239
about you now okay so let's see i got a247.924.48
hammer now let's see we can start making250.2394.72
some walls here i got some wood i'll252.44.959
give you take that oh man you're254.9594.481
building stuff already good for you grab257.3595.201
that wood uh okay okay thank you259.445.6
there's two of them hey guys uh i was262.564.48
just gonna be chilling and if you need265.043.52
anything i mean i don't know if i could267.043.12
really help you but i'm going to get out268.562.96
of the way so i can build this damn wall270.163.12
simon okay well then what i'm going to271.524.239
do is i guess i'll be leaving here to go273.284.8
build my own tiny little place somewhere275.7594.321
okay all right yeah sounds good sounds278.083.92
good sounds good sounds good yeah just280.084.16
leave me be meaning don't kill me or282.04.4
take my very little stuff okay no you're284.244.239
not our enemy our enemy is over there286.44.64
and they spawn in with horses and spears288.4795.521
okay well uh i just figured i'd stop by291.045.36
and say hello hey simon okay good to see294.04.72
you buddy good to see you too i'll i'll296.44.239
see you a little bit uh-huh298.724.4
sorry we're busy but you know i know you300.6395.521
you've got gaming to do we're surviving303.125.28
whichever one you want to call it306.165.24
oh308.43.0
you got a red jacket hey312.884.72
oh god all ready all right315.283.28
what317.63.439
stop get damn it yeah318.564.56
hey you charged us first do you remember321.0394.401
that do you remember that uh yeah you323.124.0
remember you stabbed me god damn give me325.444.479
a chance [ __ ] well i ran by your place327.125.519
on accident i just wanted to say hi and329.9194.801
i think you're a wonderful person what332.6394.0
you mind you helping me up i don't even334.723.68
have food from the first time you kill336.6394.321
me my house all the way down i i would338.45.359
like you to remember this okay okay and340.964.64
it just was by chance that i came by i343.7593.761
was i was rather lost so uh all right345.64.72
got it oh347.522.8
all right have a good day sir350.83.36
[Music]358.395.13
okay so what do we got can i make walls360.244.16
now363.522.16
what the hell364.43.44
no keeps on tell me foundation365.684.56
foundation i'm done with the foundations367.845.04
i want to put a freaking wall up why370.245.84
don't you give me a wall give me a wall372.886.56
look construction 12 pieces the [ __ ]376.085.6
there's no walls there's i'm obviously379.444.8
not in the room so maybe i'll i'll do381.685.359
some hemp farming i'll start my little384.244.56
hemp seed farm387.0394.321
all right not bad boom388.85.36
this is my first time i'm planting him i391.364.559
don't even have a license to do this394.163.84
[ __ ] look at that395.9194.801
this will be my little hemp area i like398.05.039
this400.722.319
i don't think you need a key because i403.523.28
made the door you made the door oh okay405.0393.521
gotcha beautiful you gave me a key so406.82.799
now i have it so yeah just make sure408.562.32
your key works409.5992.801
all right we need to go out look they're410.883.84
way ahead of us yep let me just check412.43.28
okay414.723.199
uh we're gonna need a roof okay yeah we415.683.68
are gonna need a roof yeah this is this417.9193.68
is just temporary all right yeah i mean419.364.8
is that their house or simon's ah i421.5993.761
don't know we've got time to figure it424.163.68
out though okay we're gonna build um to425.365.119
the road to the road let's see all right427.845.04
the closest road to us is yeah down here430.4793.921
we just want to go to the road and just432.883.12
yeah go along the road until we find434.43.519
good stuff we got to get horses because436.03.52
uh they're going to beat us to the drops437.9192.881
every time they got a horse already yeah439.523.44
if they have a horse yep so yeah we'll440.84.399
keep an eye out for a horse uh-huh442.964.48
and next drop is ours hopefully yeah445.1993.44
we'll see yeah maybe we'll get lucky447.444.56
they'll drop it right on our damn heads448.6393.361
oh man he's gonna be so excited452.6394.0
oh455.364.64
that's what i like right there dora hey456.6394.721
hey460.03.199
hey hey461.363.92
i just got another drop463.1994.081
shut the hell up dude are you serious465.285.199
yeah i uh i killed absorb again467.286.24
you killed him again yeah sure did i got470.4796.16
oh wait a minute uh i'm going to473.525.359
yeah look take a look in that box476.6394.4
okay okay take a look at the box478.8794.641
got something for you oh who's this481.0393.84
simon what483.523.359
simon's here oh god oh he can't484.8793.361
communicate with us486.8792.481
um what488.244.079
box the box you going on again the box i489.365.279
just put a i just put bullets in and a492.3195.201
gun a medium damage machine gun for you494.6395.041
oh i already put one of those in there i497.523.84
believe i thought i put some no that was499.684.16
like oh yeah medium damage501.363.76
yeah so503.843.68
okay yeah well i've also got this old505.123.6
dad507.524.639
i've got a c4 charge that's fun yeah508.725.92
damn okay i've just been focused on this512.1595.201
bass thing man hey we need to put uh one514.644.399
of those things that keeps the space517.363.679
yeah whatever that's called uh you do519.0395.201
you make that all right521.0393.201
come on deep524.723.76
coming man uh yeah the desert perfect i525.8394.721
need cloth and i know cacti have plenty528.483.2
of it yeah i've already chopped530.562.32
everywhere531.683.12
candy bar water that's good got some532.884.48
shoes got some pants all right we need534.84.8
weapons yep trying to uh that's why i537.363.84
want cloth so i can make at least a bow539.63.359
and arrow i have some chance to defend541.23.68
myself right listen we're off to a bad542.9593.681
start yeah no kidding i think we can544.884.0
catch them though oh i'm sure we can we546.644.08
have to exploit their weaknesses yep548.883.84
what are their weakness organization550.724.799
yeah organization and they i guarantee552.724.16
they will split up from each other all555.5193.361
the time right so if you and i stick556.883.76
together we're going to see a team we'll558.883.36
take them down easy right thick's gonna560.643.68
wander off yeah exactly he'll wander off562.243.92
and then that leaves doraleous like a564.323.68
like a little lamb little little lamb566.163.679
abandoned by his mama568.05.44
hey horse horse horse horse569.8395.601
okay all right all right now we're573.443.36
getting somewhere we need to protect575.442.399
this thing that's something they could576.83.039
easily steal that's right and we need to577.8394.721
uh listen we need to make it uh where it579.8394.56
can fit in our base you know what if582.563.12
they don't think of that we steal their584.3993.841
horses yeah yeah we shoot in our base we585.684.4
just like hang out maybe when night time588.243.84
comes we sneak in yeah we sneak in at590.084.96
night take their horse592.084.319
okay595.043.44
let me check out my little596.3995.281
my hemp farm is somewhere around here598.485.84
[ __ ] well damn i don't even know where601.684.48
the hell my hem form is604.324.16
i need to build stairs606.165.119
are there stairs i do not like i do not608.485.359
like anything about the system i can't611.2794.481
oh wait a second this is it get the613.8395.841
hammer let's replace that with that615.765.519
let's go619.683.92
this let's right click621.2794.481
upgrade to it no i don't want to do that623.65.84
wrong one damn it i am [ __ ] clueless625.766.319
let's lay this down that work i don't629.444.56
even know what the [ __ ] going on here632.0794.561
that that worked all right634.04.079
geez is that it636.643.439
i guess that's kind of a638.0794.161
thing now i need to build a [ __ ]640.0794.641
front porch and stairs642.244.64
god i don't know what i'm doing644.723.92
uh646.883.92
oh wait a second648.644.08
wait a second650.84.0
stairs right there652.723.92
attach you little [ __ ]654.83.12
oh656.642.8
i want you to attach because it needs to657.923.44
go down first659.444.16
there you were just attached661.364.4
come on why not663.63.82
why the hell not665.764.82
[Music]667.423.16
god672.725.29
[Music]674.893.12
that's true there you are yeah all right684.0794.0
i got a sleeping bag over there in the686.883.12
woods okay [ __ ] uh you have any688.0793.601
weapons there's a damn hog down here oh690.03.519
there he goes yeah yeah he was over to691.683.44
the right of the house okay yeah died693.5193.041
coming up [ __ ] hill yeah i got695.123.2
weapons uh696.563.6
is he still there let's go oh yeah he's698.324.0
gone to the right all right and my stuff700.163.919
is let me check the man my stuff should702.323.6
just be down this hill okay i'll come704.0793.841
with you i'll watch you back i'm having705.924.88
a hard time i know not anymore i got you707.923.76
back710.82.08
yeah i don't want to lose this stuff i711.682.959
got a lot of good materials can i shut712.884.24
the i think i shut the door714.6395.841
that door locked uh-huh okay my stuff717.125.04
should be720.483.919
yep there it is and then it was it hold722.164.56
h yeah there we go it's all coming back724.3994.24
to me it's all clear726.725.76
you're clear something down the road728.6393.841
okay all right let's head back up732.84.32
okay sun's going down oh man we got to734.83.76
be vigilant taking a look down at their737.122.88
base i noticed a lot of windows they're738.563.68
very exposed okay we have one window i740.04.399
know yeah but they could either play to742.243.92
their advantage or hurt them yep744.3993.361
probably gonna hurt them because we're746.163.679
pretty good at this no we're bad we're747.763.92
bad and they have guns we are we're the749.8394.401
underdogs in this situation so far crazy751.684.56
we'll turn it around i hope so754.243.52
that it's gonna be a long miserable756.242.88
season757.762.879
i'm gonna hit the horse right there i'll759.124.0
never find oh yeah wow i see their horse760.6395.841
over there oh and i see them too763.123.36
doraleous we need to become friends768.164.16
a team we are we are friends though no770.0794.32
no like i think because i put a lock on772.325.04
this door oh sure sure sure yeah um how774.3995.44
do we do that777.362.479
create team here we go oh okay yeah781.8393.841
great team784.3996.0
i created it okay and well that's great785.687.839
how let's see oh invite to team yes790.3996.161
okay cool then did you lock fist can i793.5195.12
open it now i can't open it yet what do796.562.959
you mean798.6394.561
oh create a key oh i got you a key i799.5195.921
have to hold on to a key the whole time803.25.439
that's a spot in my inventory fine it's805.445.76
fine no it's a spot my inventor oh that808.6394.801
is the worst maybe we should each have811.23.92
our own door813.443.68
and we don't i don't know815.123.519
you said you had lanterns right i just817.123.2
had the one okay perfect actually i'm818.6395.481
beautiful that works great820.323.8
what are you doing i'm breaking into my830.324.16
own house because i don't know how to832.564.48
build stairs okay834.484.32
what do you got here horse truck you837.044.0
have a horse draw i do i built it by838.84.56
accident okay placed it down gotcha all841.043.919
right neebs is dark base i'm out looking843.364.159
for stone okay hey stone844.9595.041
stone you got stone hold on a second is847.5194.721
this stone that's not much but here850.04.639
there's 66 stone okay that's better than852.244.64
nothing you bet your ass it is wow it854.6394.161
got really dark all right listen you856.884.16
take it easy i might not i gotta go i858.84.399
might not see you you take it easy okay861.044.4
okay yeah i'll catch you next time all863.1994.481
right later later buddy bye love you865.444.72
love you too867.684.159
all right i don't like all these windows870.164.56
now yeah you want to catch them up871.8395.601
uh maybe something but just just wanted874.723.76
to let you know i don't like these877.443.44
windows okay just watching them just878.485.039
watching these little losers oh man just880.885.04
one good ambush could ruin their day at883.5194.32
30 times can you see them885.922.96
yeah887.8392.481
yeah they're working888.883.519
they're working i've got890.325.84
i've got grenades and c4 doraleous892.3995.68
do we want to go in that heavy already896.163.679
like i already killed apps or twice this898.0794.0
episode well let's make the thing that899.8394.161
we need to make to keep this thing from902.0793.681
falling apart this base904.03.92
yeah then morning time we have a little905.764.48
fun all right yeah you you make that you907.923.599
make that thing because i made910.243.92
everything else come on okay you did i911.5194.0
got the drop914.162.239
yes915.5194.56
yes this was really mine916.3993.68
all right920.6392.241
i'm just gonna put all of my stone and923.2794.161
stuff just925.63.52
i think they just saw oh i think they927.444.319
just stole our horse929.126.8
kidding no you never saw me coming931.7594.161
that's okay936.163.239
okay look you got to park it right here945.682.64
the other one and then we got to build946.9594.0
something we can keep the horses in okay948.324.4
yeah uh yeah we want to get on i mean950.9592.88
yeah we want to get on that like now952.722.16
because i guarantee they're going to953.8392.481
they're going to notice there's a ton of954.883.44
wood i don't want any lights on i know956.323.199
oh yeah and they got their lights off958.322.959
now door's right they know all they know959.5192.641
they're going to be coming for us961.2791.521
they're going to be coming for the962.163.119
horses we should get inside uh no i'll962.84.08
stay outside and i'll shoot him with965.2793.36
arrows okay i'll hide in bushes they966.883.44
won't see me we gotta build though all968.6393.041
right all right well you build i gotta970.322.56
keep somebody's gotta keep watching the971.683.12
base right okay yep outside guard all972.883.28
right i'm hiding in these bushes it's974.83.039
hard to build in the dark but i'll try976.163.52
do your best977.8393.281
yeah i know they could see in here979.683.2
that's why i killed the light over here981.123.36
yeah um because they can see right in982.882.8
our windows that's why i hate these damn984.483.039
windows i know like they're looking at985.684.079
you in that light oh they don't they987.5194.081
don't see me you know what i mean yeah989.7594.08
you're exposed there like a tv show i991.63.44
know but993.8393.601
anthony needs good footage and not dark995.044.4
i know that god this is how i know that997.444.24
this is tough but striking at night i999.444.24
think that i think they sold they saw1001.684.079
the horse yeah i know which is why we1003.684.399
freaking retaliate right now that's what1005.7594.161
i'm asking what's your opinion we could1008.0793.601
come around the right hold on hold on1009.922.96
don't let him see you go to the door1011.682.88
okay look at we're walking look at this1012.884.639
look at this i'm walking this way1014.565.519
i'm getting ripped tonight no that's all1017.5195.12
okay go right over here and i sneak1020.0795.041
around this side i see you in the light1022.6394.641
nope because i'm behind the uh the steps1025.124.48
oh i see all right i'm following you and1027.284.24
then shut the door crouch crouch crouch1029.64.4
okay crouch door now anthony's gonna1031.524.48
hate us because of this footage but it's1034.04.88
best for us1036.04.48
which wall you chop in i guess the1038.883.12
middle one is there a way to demolish1040.483.68
these i don't know man yeah get the1042.04.16
hammer out and uh oh god now that thing1044.163.2
broke1046.164.8
crap what i think i see drops drops oh1047.364.96
should we should you go should we go for1050.963.76
it yep but now i've closed myself hey1052.324.56
come over to me oh god oh god oh god oh1054.723.52
god oh god what1056.882.96
is this going to kill us god damn it yes1058.243.2
probably should we forget the drops or1059.843.44
go for it no we should go for the drops1061.443.44
clearly outnumbered oh but they're on1063.284.08
their damn side i'm locked in1064.884.48
what was that lights out what was that1067.363.6
like down lights out1069.363.199
hello1070.964.079
oh that was an explosion neebs that was1072.5594.161
do you see them no1075.0395.201
okay are you guys out there go away oh1076.726.079
jet chin damn goddammit they see me1080.245.679
ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] babe1082.7994.24
what1085.9192.64
you're you're an idiot hey i'm1087.0394.081
retreating to the woods okay yeah so am1088.5594.321
i1091.123.76
just run away1092.883.6
aurelius i think the horse is in the1094.885.12
base it's in the base yeah i i heard it1096.484.64
naying1100.03.6
oh man i just want to be here for when1101.125.2
they come back you know oh i i just got1103.64.88
some loot you got lou what do you mean1106.325.12
1000 wood stone bunch of stuff that i1108.485.28
busted did i just bust all this up dude1111.444.56
i wonder if we shouldn't be back at our1113.763.76
what you see them1116.03.6
i'm in their base okay is the horse1117.524.88
there no i bet they took the horse in1119.64.4
our place man now i kind of just want to1122.43.04
go back to our place i feel like that1124.03.28
was a fair retaliation to to let them1125.445.599
know we mean business yeah1127.283.759
okay well there they are1131.124.64
all right one down1133.764.56
i'm i'm destroying their sleeping bag1135.764.4
yeah do it i should have waited i should1138.323.44
have held him all right hey thanks i'll1140.162.96
meet you back in face1141.764.08
stay here stay here stay here1143.124.799
are you scared1145.844.8
all right checking the tree line1147.9195.521
your face it's gone1150.645.44
i got to say it you're nobody all right1153.444.72
let's go back let's go1156.083.76
let's go that was fun that was a good1158.164.32
time yeah yeah yeah we're the winners1159.845.5
today yeah1162.485.98
[Music]1165.343.12
all right what's the plan today man1173.63.52
after if we don't get those horses and1175.283.279
go get a drop we're never gonna get1177.123.04
catch up oh yeah no the only way for us1178.5593.761
to catch up is like sneak in at night1180.164.8
under under cover of darkness or snap1182.324.479
their necks okay we don't know if they1184.963.36
have horses though if we have all their1186.7993.12
horses you and i can just get on the1188.323.28
horses and wait for the drops okay so is1189.9192.64
that what we should do today we should1191.62.959
just take the horses and go because it1192.5593.601
kind of sucks because we're underpowered1194.5593.12
and they know they know where we live1196.163.6
yeah yeah i think uh yeah we don't have1197.6793.521
guns yeah let's break these horses out1199.763.2
wait wait wait what come come back in1201.23.359
shut the door i thought we would try1202.963.839
this you ready this box1204.5594.081
this box ah1206.7993.841
over here clever little biscuit now this1208.645.36
may not work but let's try it uh1210.645.279
do you think his horses can walk up here1214.03.84
man there's only one way to find out1215.9194.961
all right yep yep come on baby yeah come1217.845.199
on come on bring her oh no he can't1220.884.0
climb stairs that's1223.0393.601
that's crap yeah that's crap you know1224.883.2
what all right we got to break them out1226.642.72
all right we can break them out check it1228.083.2
out check it out1229.364.24
there we go that was quick yeah perfect1231.284.16
all right that's our plan all right so1233.63.12
we're we're leaving we're leaving all1235.443.28
right let's go let's go1236.724.24
i'm stuck oh no1238.723.839
are you kidding me are you serious1240.963.44
you're kidding me are you serious they1242.5594.161
won't jump off this jump oh god damn it1244.44.08
all right we got work to do i'm just1246.722.88
gonna break i'm gonna break the floor1248.483.04
this one's standing on yeah oh damn it1249.64.319
my thing broke it's not a good start not1251.525.78
like it's not a good start at all1253.91913.14
[Music]1257.39.759
[Music]1269.673.199
[Music]1276.717.54
all right you're up there uh-huh all1292.963.28
right i think this might work i mean i'm1294.244.0
in here with the horses okay gotcha okay1296.242.96
and i1298.242.48
might if i do this1299.22.959
yes1300.723.199
there you go all right grab your horse1302.1593.121
okay and there's no way for them to get1303.9193.601
in our house right now uh no okay come1305.284.48
on turn around all right i'm out yep1307.523.68
okay good1309.764.24
i can't move i can't move maybe maybe1311.24.719
turn around yeah i'm sure oh cargo plane1314.03.44
will deliver a daily airdrop in a few1315.9193.76
moments ah crap it's perfect we gotta i1317.444.32
can't i'm stuck in this wall i think1319.6793.761
can you break this other platform can1321.763.68
you turn completely around do you think1323.443.84
i didn't try the left and right key no1325.443.119
i'm just asking questions you ask1327.283.2
questions all the [ __ ] time i can't1328.5593.841
yeah [ __ ] you all right yep just don't1330.483.92
take it there yet let's wait a minute i1332.44.0
see yeah he is stuck in there dude wait1334.43.6
did you try left and right1336.42.72
yep1338.03.039
i'm trying to wiggle him out of here1339.124.08
come on how did you break this was it uh1341.0393.76
demolish or whatever yeah just i just1343.23.599
demolished it with my pickaxe or hit it1344.7995.281
with a hammer you had to chop it yeah1346.7995.521
come on it broke again okay about got1350.084.8
mine come on there we go there we go1352.324.16
now all right yeah let's go you lead the1354.883.039
way okay all right there's going to be1356.483.439
an air drop in a few moments uh okay1357.9193.041
you're kind of heading towards their1359.9192.801
base let's not go that way1360.964.0
you lead the way you follow me [ __ ]1362.724.48
idiot1364.962.24
hey guys1367.764.56
hello hello who goes there i come in1369.26.4
peace it's simon oh hey simon oh look at1372.324.8
you i don't like it you've got what the1375.63.439
hell i do have stuff hold on i don't1377.124.16
know why why do you look oh you look1379.0394.321
great what do i look like yeah i don't1381.284.639
know you just like you came in out of it1383.365.36
yeah real tense well i am tense but also1385.9195.041
when i run like i'm trying to run yeah1388.724.16
doesn't it doesn't feel good i feel like1390.963.76
i'm getting dizzy is anyone doesn't i1392.883.36
don't like the controls in this thing1394.723.6
right now is it because i'm am i holding1396.243.919
something in my hand not right now but1398.323.52
let me give you a little back rub you1400.1595.201
calm down you call it okay let me rub1401.844.64
into your breath1405.362.88
yeah that's what you're doing right1406.483.12
there right there1408.243.439
sure so simon are you working uh are you1409.63.439
working with neebs and amsterdam over1411.6793.281
there is that i'm not doing anything1413.0394.481
except for i'm here and my house is gone1414.964.4
so like i don't even i started to build1417.523.92
something and it's already disappeared1419.364.319
[ __ ] [ __ ] okay let's go loot1421.444.479
it'll make your day better yeah i'll1423.6793.761
i'll loot i'll attempt to lose because i1425.9193.36
have nothing really except for my1427.443.44
promise i'm gonna give you this real1429.2793.361
quick just just for1430.883.279
i i didn't know if you'd need them go1432.643.6
ahead and take those oh i got arrows1434.1594.0
well i'll take those though you take1436.243.439
them you take them okay all right just1438.1593.441
walk over it because i'm hitting e and1439.6793.441
i'm walking over it it's not doing1441.64.079
anything all right all right uh thick1443.123.76
lead the way yeah1445.6791.941
okay1446.882.64
[Music]1447.624.539
oh neebs yeah i see the smoke i've lost1449.525.519
you again oh my god dude yep jesus1452.1596.801
christ look you just run with me1455.0393.921
yeah okay1460.884.24
right here yes i know remember god1462.44.399
everything run off like a crazy man then1465.123.12
blame the guy behind you can't see in1466.7994.561
the fog okay follow me do you see me yes1468.245.52
and stay on me sometimes a horse hits1471.364.319
things and he can't go all right yeah1473.764.88
this is a force hit a ledge hold on1475.6796.24
this is not my fault1478.645.84
i've got the hard job okay i've lost i1481.9194.961
can't see the the drops anymore are you1484.484.799
with me yep christ let's go hopefully1486.883.6
it's foggy enough they didn't see1489.2793.52
anything uh-huh and they don't have any1490.483.92
horses i think your horse is faster than1492.7993.36
mine too okay well if you need me to1494.43.12
slow up i'll just slow up a little bit1496.1594.081
crap crap don't act like this is me your1497.523.759
horse's1500.243.84
foggy goddammit a horse has no stamina1501.2795.52
jesus christ man we're like we you want1504.085.04
to do things just go half as fast as1506.7994.48
you're going my horse is slow where are1509.124.559
you i'm still back the way you came come1511.2793.361
back to me1513.6792.721
[Music]1514.643.519
it's good to see you simon it's good to1516.43.44
see you too um1518.1593.281
yeah i'll be curious to see you know1519.843.52
what we get into because it doesn't seem1521.444.479
hard to find wood i mean not wood um you1523.364.4
have food inside a forest that's not too1525.9192.64
bad1527.762.64
like the mushrooms are good oh but look1528.5594.161
at this simon oh chicken you want to1530.44.8
kill a chicken1532.722.48
we want to see what the [ __ ] the master1535.444.96
in action oh something's going on here1537.845.6
what this is my view is screwed up1540.45.44
hit up three yeah that's what it is that1543.443.839
is going to get always [ __ ] doing it1545.843.6
for me everything is whack-a-doo oh oh1547.2794.081
yeah don't you're gonna spook it1549.444.4
yeah yeah come on come on i get it no oh1551.363.48
i don't1553.843.12
know i'm right by it you're shooting low1554.843.88
you're shooting way low right there is1556.964.16
no uh reticle look at that1558.724.88
oh still low still low i don't know i1561.124.24
don't know how to gauge it i can't tell1563.62.8
if it's not1565.363.36
too high just shoot higher every time as1566.45.84
far as the stats we put together so yeah1568.725.28
it's different yeah1572.242.72
yeah1574.03.039
suck it chicken1574.964.48
you got it1577.0394.961
i'll get away all right onward all right1579.444.4
we're going to get some things at the uh1582.04.159
outpost and then keep looting yeah how1583.844.319
about just pretend like i'm a fly over1586.1592.721
here1588.1592.241
on the wall1588.883.2
oh we're getting closer1590.43.04
yeah1592.082.56
pull back1593.443.119
hey you can't have a weapon in your hand1594.644.399
are we over there1596.5593.761
simon1599.0393.681
simon1600.322.4
oh wait actually i see smoke oh [ __ ]1603.64.079
let's see the power lines oh yes yes yes1606.1593.841
yes yes okay hell yeah behind you all1607.6793.161
right1610.03.44
oh is this our lucky day watch out for1610.843.88
scientists oh my god are they in the1613.443.119
water are they kind of looks like oh1614.723.52
wait no there's two of them two drops or1616.5593.6
scientists uh i do not see any1618.244.559
scientists i see two drops yep i got the1620.1594.801
top one hold on i'm at the bottom okay1622.7994.321
taking everything there's some guns get1624.965.199
rid of these worms uh yeah i got a gun1627.124.24
[ __ ] yes okay1630.1594.4
[Laughter]1631.365.6
oh now it's on baby gotta get rid of1634.5594.48
some stuff1636.962.8
this is having get1639.0394.161
ammo in it 29 bullets shotgun yeah this1639.765.44
is good this is good i think i got it1643.23.839
all right sweet i got all mine all right1645.23.839
should we get out of here yes quickly1647.0393.52
all right head back down to the beach1649.0395.681
okay do the beach yeah baby1650.5595.921
i'm running is that a scientist or them1654.723.04
i don't know i'm not looking i'm just1656.483.28
running all right going down the beach1657.764.399
yep no telling what's on me1659.763.59
i'm just running1662.1593.52
[Music]1663.353.209
[ __ ]1665.6792.961
in the middle of freaking nowhere and i1666.5593.36
see a horse1668.643.84
i see a horse and i see a lot of danger1669.9195.041
over there1672.482.48
it's like freaking whatever the hell you1676.03.52
call those things professors or freaking1677.444.0
whatever the hell they are if i run up1679.524.0
to this horse apparently if i run up to1681.443.839
the horse i can just get on it and then1683.523.2
i can try to ride all the way back1685.2793.201
freaking home to my body1686.724.319
come on baby this is gonna be good1688.484.24
it's gonna be stealthy this is gonna1691.0394.481
what if it's right there right there1692.725.439
these guys are good shots i do not like1695.525.12
these the guys say oh oh we turned it1698.1594.24
down it's they're not gonna kill you1700.643.84
right away jesus they're gonna kill me1702.3994.081
right away all right1704.483.28
and1706.482.16
[ __ ]1707.762.24
it's gonna go for it hopefully they1708.643.2
don't see me boom1710.05.039
run run buddy you gonna shoot please1711.846.0
don't shoot please don't shoot boom run1715.0394.64
yes success1717.842.88
s1719.6792.641
success1720.724.8
those sons of [ __ ] didn't shoot me1722.325.68
and now i go home1725.524.72
in the shitty1728.06.399
shitty snow this is gonna take forever1730.244.159
tell you what thick i'm genuinely1734.724.079
confused by the chain of command here1736.5594.161
like the like these guys look just like1738.7994.48
the [ __ ] yeah why do they not care1740.725.36
here oh he's checking for uh1743.2796.721
hey hi hi hi hi oh we can talk to him1746.086.319
move along sub subject i'm not your1750.04.08
subject you're not the [ __ ] king i1752.3993.121
don't know where he said i talked to him1754.083.52
okay all right he's like oh hey talk to1755.524.24
me and then he's like okay bye-bye hey1757.63.439
come here i got to tell you something1759.763.2
please leave yeah1761.0393.12
all right all right i'm gonna i'm gonna1762.963.199
get a little uh oh yeah this guy looks1764.1593.601
good making some [ __ ] oh you look1766.1593.601
different i appreciate that i don't know1767.764.32
i appreciate you looking different1769.764.32
yeah i'm gonna get some more scrap here1772.084.0
yeah i'm gonna scrap up some stuff too1774.083.599
yeah i've never been here this is really1776.082.8
interesting hi1777.6794.161
hi everyone1778.882.96
okay my stuff is right here oh look i1783.65.6
can move while i'm doing this i like1786.323.68
that1789.23.04
there's a pole don't run into the pole1790.05.44
you son of a [ __ ] okay oh hold on stop1792.246.24
that's me that's me baby at least i1795.445.76
think it is yeah or do i got a dragon1798.485.199
ball or i gotta hit the zero [ __ ] where1801.25.199
the [ __ ] do i get all these things out1803.6796.401
simon dora hey hey hey you got a horse1806.3995.841
all right i i do have a horse how do i1810.083.599
get these things quickly out of the1812.243.52
inventory do you know uh1813.6793.681
quickly i think you have to hold down h1815.763.12
over them you don't need your torch out1817.364.0
buddy it's it's it's daytime oh it was1818.885.2
cold hold on i gotta get rid of [ __ ] oh1821.365.84
you got a bunch of stuff i got stuff and1824.085.199
things getting rid of some seeds taking1827.24.079
some mushrooms and get some [ __ ]1829.2793.841
pants on okay yeah you get some pants1831.2793.12
here i'm gonna give you some stuff too1833.123.439
and then we'll go back to our place all1834.3994.321
right all right1836.5593.201
oh okay1838.722.319
oh i got to get rid of stuff but all1839.763.36
right thank you yeah1841.0393.52
i gotta give you something you can take1843.123.039
those worms1844.5595.761
i'm good thank you some sofa1846.1596.961
okay get on the horse let's go uh1850.325.44
don't rush me pal got a horse yellow1853.124.48
berry seed is that what you gave me get1855.763.039
on the horse i bet our place is1857.63.52
demolished get on the horse you leave1858.7993.76
you leave you don't know where you're1861.123.25
going i'll see you later1862.5594.561
[Music]1864.374.75
if we leave the horses right there yeah1867.124.559
yeah yeah yeah hey if they uh try to1869.124.64
take your horses [ __ ] them off with some1871.6795.521
loyalty there's no [ __ ] here1873.764.88
all right i'm in where you at right1877.23.04
behind you right behind you all right1878.644.56
shut the door all right take inventory1880.245.2
mm-hmm what can we build can we fortify1883.24.4
we gotta start upgrading the stone right1885.444.079
we gotta get this crafting table going1887.64.72
and uh forged right crafting table ford1889.5194.801
[ __ ] all right let me look into what we1892.323.92
got to do to get all that going all1894.322.8
right you want to get some sort of1896.242.64
system of organization going on in here1897.123.2
yeah we should probably you know we1898.882.88
should just drop everything off and go1900.324.239
loot more shouldn't we probably1901.764.799
yeah that's probably the best idea all1904.5594.96
right hey oh wait a second1906.5595.041
this is is this1909.5193.52
[ __ ] hello1911.63.919
hello oh hey1913.0393.52
abstro1915.5193.201
yeah who goes there oh it's me it's me1916.5594.641
just she just i was actually looking for1918.724.64
oh there it is right there hey salmon1921.23.76
it's looking like a horse that is a1923.364.4
place right yeah yeah1924.964.8
yeah that's their place that's it so1927.764.399
that's i got i got that mixed up that's1929.764.72
all you doing good looking good thank1932.1593.36
you yeah1934.483.52
whoa you guys got some you guys got some1935.5194.88
guns uh-huh yeah yeah we're looking a1938.03.519
whole lot better than we used to hey you1940.3993.76
don't have stone do you i don't but i do1941.5194.241
have some mushrooms you guys hungry for1944.1593.681
some mushrooms no i got plenty of food1945.764.32
actually we're cooking some deer meat oh1947.843.6
dear me1950.083.76
now i know hey we can't be chit-chatting1951.444.0
all day that's that's true we can't be1953.842.559
chit-chatting1955.442.0
do you have us do you have something to1956.3993.28
get we got stone right down here okay1957.443.68
are you coming in simon you leaving1959.6793.201
goodbye listen i'm leaving i'll see you1961.123.84
later enjoy i'll see you maybe i'll have1962.884.08
some stone for you next time all right1964.963.599
neebs let's go get this store yeah we1966.963.52
gotta get right out here we and we need1968.5594.321
it banned okay we'll uh shut the door1970.483.919
shut the door lock the door get the1972.884.519
horses1974.3993.0
right yep i tried to get it with my hat1979.5192.4
i don't think you can get it with this1980.883.279
hatchet which is stupid okay i just feel1981.9194.321
really exposed right here that's why i1984.1594.0
am watching your back with a gun okay1986.244.72
bam all right get it1988.1594.4
this is as nerve-wracking as the drop1990.962.559
isn't it1992.5593.12
not really i got my eye towards their1993.5194.4
place okay oh yeah i see you back today1995.6793.921
i see him at their house i see him right1997.9193.521
what do you do yeah well i see one of1999.63.6
them there okay i kind of want to take a2001.443.04
pop shot at him2003.23.199
no i'm not ready2004.483.439
what if he sees me2006.3993.041
will you look at [ __ ] oh yeah i2007.9193.76
can do look at me look at me i go i can2009.444.4
go left and right too isn't that crazy2011.6795.36
dora yeah hey hey what's up bud2013.845.839
uh not much what took you so long uh i2017.0394.88
went over there by accident all right2019.6793.84
right uh i think what i'm gonna do2021.9192.88
though is i'm gonna i think i'm gonna2023.5193.681
try to put a foundation down in like2024.7994.561
four walls and that like thing that2027.23.76
keeps it from disintegrating that's what2029.363.36
i'm going to do now i think that sounds2030.963.439
great are you going to do it right in2032.723.92
the middle of us kind of i mean to the2034.3994.721
right in the center but to the right in2036.644.159
the woods that's what i was going to do2039.124.08
if you could not fair line of sight from2040.7995.201
uh that'd be awesome but no that'll be2043.24.8
kind of hard to do anyway now wherever2046.03.44
you want you live your life all right2048.04.0
i'll let you know stop by anytime man2049.444.8
okay i'll invite you over for some tea2052.04.079
don't be a stretch the [ __ ] you guys2054.245.24
looking at2056.0793.401
[Music]2062.484.8
all right2066.03.599
oh [ __ ] i didn't plan this out very well2067.284.559
i didn't even notice you right of course2069.5994.8
you're right by the front door can i2071.8394.881
can i move this2074.3994.641
hey buddy i know listen as if there's a2076.724.72
way for me to name you i would not you2079.044.16
know what i call you call your really2081.443.919
basic name like blackie because i have2083.24.959
no imagination you'd be blacky at least2085.3594.56
i think you're black2088.1594.561
yep that's there whatever let's face it2089.9194.96
as long as i got this and some wood in2092.724.96
it i'm just happy that that it's gonna2094.8794.641
stay here and what the hell are these2097.683.28
pieces up here2099.523.76
i mean i know i did them but certainly2100.964.399
thought that things were gonna2103.284.0
i don't know2105.3594.161
all right doraleous yes yes thick i've2107.284.16
got some power i've got a power source2109.524.64
up here and a large rechargeable battery2111.444.88
so we've got yeah we've got solar panels2114.164.0
we've got this battery oh we're looking2116.324.96
good oh yeah we are what you made2118.166.24
what made a bench of course of course2121.285.92
customizable rocket launcher man rocket2124.45.199
launchers that's gonna be oh [ __ ] if we2127.24.96
have four we can make rocket launchers i2129.5995.52
forgot they can too dude all we need is2132.165.28
four metal pipes that's it and i could2135.1194.24
make a rocket launcher i feel like in2137.444.08
real life that doesn't happen no right i2139.3594.0
know four metal pipes hey we can get2141.524.319
those from signs remember oh yeah that's2143.3594.0
right we've got a rocket launcher i2145.8394.081
really want a freaking oh traps oh land2147.3593.521
mines2149.922.32
oh2150.883.68
we make gun powder we can make light2152.243.76
that's what we need thick we need2154.563.6
workbench level two but we need2156.04.8
landmines2158.162.64
uh [ __ ] names we can try we can try yeah2161.684.399
my inventory is full we gotta dump stuff2164.483.599
off quick let's dump and dump and run2166.0793.921
dump and run dump and run okay all right2168.0793.601
opening this thing i can put all of our2170.03.28
stone in here for now2171.683.84
all right that should be fine until we2173.284.24
get back okay can i drop off any other2175.524.24
[ __ ] we can drop off that2177.524.88
keep my bullets i eat one of those or to2179.764.88
drop off our food you know they see it2182.43.679
they gotta it of course they see it2184.642.8
we're probably we're probably about to2186.0792.641
walk into some [ __ ]2187.442.96
drop anything you want to drop and go2188.723.52
all right tell you what i don't want to2190.43.679
lose that i don't want to lose that i2192.243.119
don't want to lose yeah you just can you2194.0792.721
just make boxes and put this stuff in2195.3593.441
yup yup thank you good luck okay all2196.83.76
right drop that okay that i can remake2198.83.76
that i can remake2200.563.2
low grade fuel2202.562.64
do that2203.762.64
all right all right all right wish me2205.22.879
luck go get it good luck2206.44.24
oh boy2208.0792.561
with the scientists looking around don't2211.044.4
see anybody2213.683.76
okay this looks pretty good this looks2215.444.48
pretty good popping out2217.445.12
let's see oh yes pull this oh that's2219.924.08
good that's good that's good scrap's2222.562.16
good2224.04.48
yeah [ __ ] it take it all right2224.725.2
oh wow should not have gotten off you2228.483.76
that fast2229.924.32
okay ride the horse ride the horse put2232.244.72
you there just in case the fight okay2234.243.76
okay2236.962.639
okay maybe i got lucky they didn't see2238.05.24
it they didn't see me2239.5993.641
come on come on come on2243.5992.961
get it off get it off just take it off2245.22.399
just take it off2246.563.519
spoon [ __ ] yes all right get the [ __ ]2247.5994.881
out of here2250.0792.401
oh yeah okay excuse me scientists say2252.724.16
i'm not going to oh yep2255.043.68
oh god i'll bleeding2256.882.959
[ __ ] no2258.723.28
no no no no no no i'm doing so well is2259.8393.931
that him jesus jesus2262.05.4
[Music]2263.773.63
yes2268.323.36
oh the tables have turned2269.286.0
oh we're gonna come for you [ __ ]2271.683.6
mission failed we'll get them next time2276.644.52
yeah2284.163.919
what i got a level two workbench now2285.8394.321
which we can make all the good stuff2288.0794.481
already right now pretty good stuff bam2290.164.88
but wouldn't a level three2292.565.039
better yeah but okay we can make mines2295.045.36
and rocket launchers now oh2297.5994.641
yeah like don't even don't even start2300.43.52
with me how are you did you die what2302.242.64
happened2303.925.439
i did die okay i did die i i i went ham2304.887.12
as they said oh what the what what what2309.3596.401
what uh oh it's like uh our what our2312.06.079
base deteriorated maybe i'm going up top2315.763.68
side mate i've just said i'm going top2318.0793.841
side too hold on where did it hmm i'm2319.445.6
looking sure your face is coward2321.924.64
you know what let's go out up that way i2325.043.28
like going out of the house up top yeah2326.563.68
no that's the best way to do it isn't it2328.324.799
anything nope2330.242.879
oh they're shooting at us are they yeah2333.3592.881
okay2335.3593.361
watch out watch out okay coming in2336.244.8
a bunch2338.722.32
i know i can't hit him oh wait you got a2342.643.92
shot there's a couple of boars over2345.043.44
there oh yeah i see what i'm saying2346.563.2
oh yeah2348.483.68
he got me hey2349.764.88
yeah i see you peeking nick thick what2352.163.919
are you doing man2354.644.0
i see them peeking oh god we've got to2356.0794.881
focus dude we're focusing you don't2358.644.08
worry you're down are you okay that's2360.963.68
true but i didn't tell you to start [ __ ]2362.724.399
well i'm start [ __ ]2364.645.04
well yeah i see you peeking2367.1194.401
hey you're wasting bullets and we're not2369.683.6
gonna get the bullets because you can't2371.524.559
hit [ __ ] hey you shut up you can't hit2373.285.2
[ __ ] either oh no i hit you i know i2376.0795.841
can't shoot you boyfriend2378.483.44
[Laughter]2383.834.41
yeah i'm gonna quit wasting bullets now2385.923.76
i wonder if he has a scope knee because2388.243.28
i am bleeding he got me oh yeah he might2389.683.36
have a skill yeah you know what i got2391.523.52
some cloth though i can get i can make a2393.043.84
couple of those what you call them what2395.044.4
you call them yeah bandages crap crap2396.883.92
should make a couple anyway so i'm going2399.443.12
to cover your sign up you know because2400.82.88
uh2402.563.039
i want to do is that backwards i don't2403.683.12
know if it's backwards or not but look i2405.5993.041
want more more layers yeah i get you2406.83.92
i'll get you man okay so yeah i'm gonna2408.644.88
be uh upgrading this here there we go i2410.724.639
got to stop the bleeding there we go2413.524.24
there we go easy peasy yep all right so2415.3593.76
what else do we want to accomplish today2417.763.68
we have a workbench now so uh we're2419.1196.161
crafting some materials yep just uh hey2421.445.2
my first thing is let's make sure this2425.282.799
they can't breach the walls of this2426.643.12
thing right oh yeah go for it all right2428.0793.201
you'll be on that i'll see what else i2429.764.72
can get crapping okay2431.285.36
okay here we go take that2434.484.16
yeah yeah i know i don't know2436.644.08
i know but all i need i don't have uh2438.644.56
i've got enough gun powder but i need2440.725.2
one metal pipe to make one rocket and i2443.24.96
tell you what what a statement we'd make2445.924.399
yeah at the end and tell you what we'll2448.165.12
wait for night time and you strike them2450.3195.76
and i'll put like uh landmines down on2453.285.039
their property there we go i'm gonna go2456.0794.561
get you some pipe give me some pipe dude2458.3194.321
give me that pipe as many pipes as you2460.644.8
can get but don't take too long because2462.646.08
i'll miss you oh2465.443.28
[Music]2470.123.32
it's a mixing table huh yeah no if we2471.5993.041
get a mixing table we can make a [ __ ]2473.443.2
ton of gunpowder okay well let's craft2474.644.24
them but listen my biggest worry is2476.644.56
these outside walls aren't2478.885.199
secure enough okay and i can't build a2481.24.24
platform here so i'm wondering if we2484.0792.881
should it's gonna be tight but we should2485.443.44
put a wall here and here and a second2486.963.68
door oh wow2488.883.28
that is gonna be tight but if they blow2490.642.88
this door and just come in and take out2492.162.72
everything we worked for no i get it2493.523.36
yeah we don't want that to happen and i2494.884.239
can't lay yeah i can't build out because2496.885.439
of this hill right now oh okay yeah man2499.1194.641
we got2502.3192.641
should have picked a better location2503.762.24
what do they got going over there is2504.963.119
that a furnace kind of yeah i don't know2506.03.599
probably stuffed thick found running2508.0793.681
around yeah god they got big walls and2509.5993.281
everything that place looks so much2511.764.4
better than ours yep it does2512.883.28
what's taking you so long but i want to2516.43.6
get a lot2518.83.44
well i just i can only make three you2520.04.24
know can only right now i guess i didn't2522.243.28
tell you that but i just found that i2524.243.52
could make three ah but that's a really2525.524.64
good start like three that says we've2527.765.52
got a hundred oh yeah okay2530.164.679
hopefully they don't hear me banging on2533.283.76
metal yeah2534.8393.721
three meter pipe i'll see you in a2537.044.72
second all right2538.563.2
all right so i've built this little2541.8394.561
inlet thing here uh oh yeah okay uh2543.524.48
there's a metal door here don't you need2546.43.76
to make a lock i made a lock okay but2548.03.839
this is a metal door it's the only i2550.162.88
think it's a wood lock in the middle2551.8392.881
door i don't know how to do another lock2553.043.6
how do i lock this door2554.723.359
oh god can you just pick it up i just2556.644.24
picked it up yep okay so oh there we go2558.0794.401
god now it opens this way we don't want2560.883.28
it opening that way do we wait well i2562.482.639
don't know if this locks gonna work2564.163.679
anyway more options nope man it's2565.1194.401
probably the wrong lock it's the wrong2567.8393.681
rock i bet okay wrong type of all right2569.523.599
we need to move this door2571.522.96
how did i pick up the first time i swear2573.1193.281
to god i think it's gonna be open oh you2574.483.52
gotta open it and then you can pick it2576.44.16
up oh good deal all right yeah let's put2578.04.48
it on this side yeah that makes much2580.563.68
more sense i don't see any more locks2582.483.76
but that's not opening the same damn way2584.243.68
l-o-c-k2586.244.4
okay hold on there's a code lock it's2587.924.72
electric there we go man i can't be2590.643.679
doing electric stuff right now well okay2592.644.24
well you did the metal door well but we2594.3194.401
have a battery or something2596.883.52
oh okay so you can't use the normal2598.723.359
locks on the metal door you have to use2600.44.48
the electrical i have no idea okay i2602.0793.681
thought there would just be like a2604.882.959
regular lock like a key lock yeah you2605.763.839
would think i mean boom we made the door2607.8394.161
at the lock hmm yeah i don't know what2609.5994.081
to do now i thought about making some2612.03.52
land mines and just like sneaking over2613.683.439
there at night and putting land mines2615.523.12
all over their house hey that works2617.1193.281
because i've also got a uh timed2618.643.84
explosive charge oh2620.43.36
so wait that's something we could put on2622.483.28
the side of their house right yeah just2623.763.92
stick it yeah yeah that's how we get2625.763.52
their attention we put the land mines2627.684.96
out then we blow a charge yeah yeah and2629.285.2
we don't take anything no no no we're2632.643.6
just we're just [ __ ] with them we do2634.483.52
it nude2636.244.879
okay i'll get naked for that2638.03.119
drops drop strap straps2643.3596.48
i really hope vic sees the drops2645.764.079
come on oh that's a bluebee what are you2653.444.48
doing up here [ __ ]2655.926.159
what are bluebees up here for2657.926.88
can i get off of you2662.0794.561
oh boy who's shooting me2664.83.44
is someone shooting me2666.643.04
oh my god2668.243.359
i forget okay2669.683.679
oh that's a lot of scrap2671.5994.48
oh my god i can't help whisper oh god um2673.3594.561
take this nope nope2676.0793.121
nope nope2677.924.32
you can't no oh2679.23.04
[Music]2684.144.3
[ __ ]2685.443.0
okay one down2690.3193.76
where's this other [ __ ]2692.3193.361
did i get him2694.0793.76
oh no where were you where are you2695.684.56
alice i hear you oh my god2697.8396.041
they are on me2700.243.64
oh boy2704.85.6
okay yeah yeah be safe about it be safe2706.244.16
i'm gonna circle around doraleous2711.1195.601
oh i'm bleeding man i gotta this is oh2714.3194.641
god i'm down thick i didn't do the2716.725.2
bandage in time i'm gonna come around2718.965.28
okay try to loot up i'm up by that well2721.924.96
yep i'm wounded you could uh you could2724.245.119
help me not be uh not die oh i see a2726.883.36
horse2729.3592.801
white horse yeah i'm by the horse i'm by2730.244.4
the horse i'm around the mountain2732.164.4
i see another blue guy2734.644.08
okay2736.562.16
it's going well2741.23.36
got him2743.283.44
thank goodness2744.563.6
okay i don't i don't know how much time2746.723.52
i have buddy all right i'm i'm coming2748.164.88
yeah i wish you yeah yeah yeah2750.245.28
oh boy oh boy i hear that got like nine2753.046.12
bullets left right2755.523.64
all right at least he's got me some2760.725.04
some more ammo here2762.723.04
[ __ ]2766.644.16
i see a drop okay okay2768.03.92
it looks like it's on top of that2770.82.4
mountain though i think we got enough2771.922.96
clothes on should we try it yeah yeah i2773.23.36
got enough clothes on for sure yeah can2774.882.88
we get down this way let's just go2776.562.799
straight forward let's do it let's do it2777.763.44
we might be the first ones to see it uh2779.3593.601
maybe i know thick he's probably2781.23.76
cheating flying around looking for him2782.964.159
man this might be a piece of cake2784.963.6
hopefully hopefully we'll find the level2787.1193.281
two workbench oh in the drive and a ton2788.564.559
of scrap a scrap yeah2790.44.32
oh i see it turn around turn around2793.1193.761
right here oh holy [ __ ] all right thank2794.723.68
you yeah i was just grabbing stuff in2796.883.92
case there was still a hairy situation2798.43.679
all right we've got a big night ahead of2800.83.84
us we should we should head on back hey2802.0794.881
did i have that i realized this stuff uh2804.646.16
yeah i did um i have flares so we could2806.965.84
light up their house and they could they2810.85.92
could not even see us that gives2812.85.519
they'll probably see us they'll probably2816.723.92
see no not if the player not if we're a2818.3194.8
good distance away okay let's well let's2820.644.8
uh let's go home and we'll uh let's go2823.1194.48
home all right2825.443.44
don't be anybody there watch out for2827.5994.72
scientists too yep i'm keeping an eye2828.885.199
we might have lucked out man all right2832.3194.081
go for it okay you watching me yep i am2834.0794.561
watching you i'm clear2836.43.199
don't forget to turn around every now2838.643.36
and then yep no um yeah i'm just gonna2839.5994.081
keep moving and stay on the horse and uh2842.03.599
yeah just be a guard you can see me2843.683.919
right i can see you yes sir okay i'm2845.5994.081
moving into the first one oh it's a oh2847.5993.361
that's not that good it's a shirt and2849.682.8
some electronic parts that's some more2850.963.599
[ __ ] okay uh where's my horse are2852.483.44
you going for that one uh no i'm not2854.5592.8
going for it but i'm getting where i can2855.923.12
see it and see you okay i'm gonna grab2857.3593.841
my horse come on moving in all right2859.043.92
come on baby that last one doesn't mean2861.23.119
it was looted already maybe because2862.963.28
there was just crap in it there's a good2864.3193.28
chance damn it yeah there's a good2866.242.56
chance that they were here and they got2867.5993.52
it already yeah well there's a helmet2868.83.92
and some pants oh hey that's up bad2871.1193.2
pants are better than mine yep i bet2872.724.56
they were here damn it oh boy okay they2874.3194.641
could have set up a nice trap for us2877.283.039
yeah what's wrong with them that's what2878.963.359
we do next time next time there's a drop2880.3194.0
we put traps down gotcha all right tell2882.3193.361
you what let's get follow me let's get2884.3192.961
back down to the road joke's on you i2885.684.919
got a new helmet2887.283.319
[Music]2892.469.78
dress2900.883.36
uh i got killed by wolf trailers where2902.243.839
where were you at2904.243.68
to your left oh is that you yeah with2906.0792.881
the2907.923.12
oh you're fine then what do you mean no2908.964.8
no i died i'm looking at it oh oh to2911.045.12
come down and escort you yeah yeah yeah2913.764.799
i need an escort i thought a male escort2916.163.6
what were you doing over here it's2918.5593.361
toward their base i i'm just i was2919.765.28
coming back oh god you are okay2921.925.52
thick what are you doing man we're in2925.044.96
tonight now you're a child there's a2927.444.32
wolf there's a wolf2930.04.0
and we're making all this noise dude i2931.765.28
needed that i can't see it now [ __ ] i2934.06.72
don't know where it is he hate me2937.047.68
you're [ __ ] up the whole plan dude2940.724.0
you hear that gunfire names2945.1192.881
uh-huh2946.83.84
oops got a wolf on you oh [ __ ] crap i2948.04.559
can't i can't see him hold on all right2950.644.0
yeah pull oh god yeah god damn it he's2952.5593.441
nipping at me he's nipping at me can you2954.643.199
pull out a light what's that2956.04.87
oh crap are you serious2957.8394.48
[Music]2960.873.85
okay you've got your uh2962.3194.401
all right let's do this all right all2964.723.76
right we gotta go wide right wide right2966.724.32
wrap around here all right wide right2968.484.4
wrap it around reach around can you see2971.045.92
my silhouette ah kind of okay yeah yeah2972.885.199
give me the direction that you're going2976.963.76
number okay let's see looks like 70.2978.0795.841
yeah i'm going 170. i'm going 170 going2980.725.599
just straight and hoping it works2983.924.8
jumping yeah okay there's simon's place2986.3194.081
that is simon's place i broke up the2988.724.16
left of it okay and now i'm back on now2990.46.24
i'm back on 170. let's see2992.883.76
oh now he's on me2997.25.119
neebs yeah he's supposed to on me now2999.5994.081
get off the horse and shoot his head3002.3192.641
yeah [ __ ] i'm not gonna be able to see3003.684.0
him i can't see a thing see that was a3004.964.0
bad idea3007.685.12
crap okay damn it and no wolves no3008.966.56
wolves right and here where is it where3012.84.64
is it where's the stuff3015.523.28
see the horse3017.443.84
and3018.82.48
come out3021.3594.96
oh man come on let's go get my that's3023.25.52
right i don't have my keys crap3026.3194.081
i'm stuck in here aren't i3028.724.56
i am freaking stuck in here3030.44.24
i can3033.283.039
yep the only one i can open is the one3034.642.959
that i built3036.3194.561
guess i'm just here i'm just here all3037.5995.841
right i'll just guard the place3040.884.4
i'm locked in here3043.444.399
uh all right well now you should be all3045.284.24
right you're good uh just eating3047.8393.28
mushrooms here in the dark eating you3049.523.12
wanna go get your stuff yeah all right3051.1193.361
cut the horse right out here okay i'm3052.643.919
just well i'll just walk i guess uh all3054.484.0
right we'll just start walking hey hey3056.5593.04
grab the other horse if you're out there3058.483.04
i brought back the uh the black and3059.5993.601
white one okay brown one's still out3061.523.28
there okay3063.24.56
so yeah you gotta wait i have a key oh3064.84.88
wait you need a key um no my keys are on3067.764.16
my body oh wait so but okay and i got3069.683.679
this key all right go yeah go to your3071.923.439
body are you inside okay yeah i'm inside3073.3593.441
i'm good lock everything up i'm doing it3075.3595.441
i'm doing it okay all right good3076.84.0
i hate how much i lost3081.284.24
everything3083.8394.321
oh no that's uh is that the sun i see3085.524.319
that what is that that is the sun oh3088.165.28
[ __ ] that our i went so far past it3089.8395.201
so far past3093.444.08
[ __ ] okay we got to do this3095.044.559
we went way too far was my bad3097.524.079
i should have routed a plan and you know3099.5992.72
oh3101.5993.921
yep i see i see i see you see me3102.3194.641
should i be rocket launcher yeah should3105.524.16
i be launcher ready yeah of course3106.965.52
oh i they oh they see us what they got3109.685.36
to see us do you see them outside3112.483.44
yeah3115.042.079
oh what3115.924.399
what what what oh god who's that3117.1195.521
i'm wrapping around right there sure3120.3193.361
where they at where they at where they3122.643.52
at where they at where they at3123.684.72
oh yeah that is a rocket launcher oh god3126.164.56
damn right it's a rocket launcher oh and3128.44.4
i don't have all my ammo all right well3130.724.639
guess i'm just going hard3132.84.88
hello hey guys thieves isn't here you3135.3593.841
might [ __ ] it off3137.682.8
oh3139.23.919
oh little sneaky chassis3140.486.48
i will take that thank you very much3143.1195.681
oh that's on the sleeping bag yeah you3146.963.119
know what i'll put3148.84.319
i'll put two of these right here3150.0795.361
good morning3153.1194.24
you guys still out there3155.443.119
nope3157.3594.72
we're we are not as a matter of fact3158.5596.481
well hey uh i i i'm here by myself we3162.0795.76
just got eaten by wolves okay so3165.044.64
so you know i mean you can shoot at us3167.8393.041
but you're basically being a bully at3169.682.159
this point3170.883.76
right all right vic what you're doing3171.8394.561
oh god oh3174.644.76
dralius3176.43.0
this has really become a day man3192.84.16
just been running around let's spend the3195.683.6
whole day running around3196.965.359
to my right and way over there crap3199.284.799
is it like wolf day3202.3194.641
wolf day isn't it3204.0792.881
trellis yep3207.1193.2
did you do plan b3211.3594.081
not really3213.3593.281
huh3215.443.28
i don't know what plan b was3216.645.919
oh god i could use some help3218.726.16
oh [ __ ] what the hell was that that was3222.5594.781
fun that's what broccoli was plan c fig3224.885.52
[Music]3227.345.779
got it oh damn what you guys doing up3230.43.6
there3233.1193.44
nothing mind your business i am minding3234.04.4
my business my business is you [ __ ]3236.5594.481
out there up to no good amsterdam can3238.44.4
you can you leave a candy bar outside3241.044.079
your door maybe hell no3242.83.36
steak3245.1192.881
some salad all right you guys hungry i3246.164.72
got a box full of food in here mmm3248.04.4
oh yeah we need to eat some cooked pork3250.882.479
right now3252.43.04
you son of a [ __ ] i love cooked pork3253.3595.26
[Music]3255.443.179
that's nice i like that sound in the3259.043.84
morning3260.642.24
coming to get your stuff back i got it3264.484.0
oh i see you don't shoot me i will not3266.5594.8
can and i would be such a good shot you3268.486.0
know what i mean i know i know3271.3594.321
oh3274.484.8
oh that sounded rough man yeah that kind3275.685.36
of sucks this place fortified like a3279.284.61
[ __ ] i can do this all day3281.044.799
[Music]3283.894.429
all right well we might just go home oh3285.8396.24
man yeah you go on and scoot skew skew i3288.3196.0
say you think neebs is at our house uh3292.0793.841
hopefully hopefully he's doing something3294.3192.881
worthwhile like right in your [ __ ]3295.922.56
base hey it's good to see you though3297.25.04
buddy yeah yep good times3298.483.76
oh thank goodness oh god there you are3303.445.2
oh man it has been3306.724.0
been a day no no hey they attacked while3308.643.919
you were gone oh really a rocket3310.723.119
launcher but man i tell you what this3312.5593.361
place is built like a [ __ ]3313.8394.081
i guess my stone house i told you man3315.923.36
that's why i wanted to build these uh3317.923.439
these little things yeah no that wasn't3319.283.68
working out real good i was just inside3321.3592.48
like it would take a little bit of3322.962.56
damage pull the hammer out repair they3323.8393.121
couldn't do [ __ ] it was wasting their3325.523.68
ammo that's wonderful i'm glad it worked3326.964.0
out i got oh god they're shooting at me3329.23.52
really [ __ ] i feel like he's got a3330.964.0
scope or something he's probably yeah3332.723.76
he's the luckiest person when it comes3334.962.879
to looting well no he's just a loot3336.483.2
goblin he's a loot guy yeah i mean he3337.8393.76
just runs out and loots but yeah i mean3339.683.84
see that that could be advantageous that3341.5994.0
could be disadvantageous because i i3343.523.279
wonder if they're making the same amount3345.5992.401
of materials we are because we're3346.7992.961
rocking and rolling in here now yeah why3348.04.319
is this out oh is it out of wood3349.764.0
all right this needs more wood but yeah3352.3192.961
we're making a ton of gunpowder ton of3353.764.16
sulfur ton of uh metal yeah yeah hey3355.284.88
tell you what i've got a shotgun with3357.923.52
one bullet that i found i don't care3360.162.959
about okay put it in the chest upstairs3361.442.96
no i'm going to take all my clothes off3363.1192.401
and go over there and just shoot them3364.45.679
with it oh yeah yeah go for it okay3365.524.559
thick3370.3192.561
yeah what did we learn dude because i3371.043.6
learned a lot3372.884.479
i i learned a lot too those those rocks3374.645.199
didn't do [ __ ] yep and they've got that3377.3594.321
place like crusted there's like an extra3379.8393.52
crust on the outside i used two pieces3381.684.72
of c4 i picked up and uh it blew the3383.3594.401
[ __ ] out of like if we got through one3386.44.159
more okay bottom line is their place is3387.764.4
tougher and you know that they're up to3390.5593.361
stuff we're gonna get screwed if they do3392.163.679
decide to attack so it's like do we have3393.924.159
to just go extra offensive like yeah we3395.8395.121
gotta well yeah i think we gotta3398.0794.801
find our base a bit more3400.964.08
yeah get rid of these windows there's so3402.883.679
many i mean it's3405.044.16
lovely but yeah i just wanted to see3406.5595.201
this beautiful view yeah yeah right we3409.24.399
got work to do and we got to do it stat3411.764.48
dude sorry for shooting you by the way3413.5994.641
that's okay i think i shot you too all3416.244.16
right3418.242.16
let me check my [ __ ]3420.723.04
i wonder if they hit that mine3426.0793.201
should we go check3429.8393.441
no it's it's by their base someone's3431.283.519
here hey3433.284.96
oh i got one they're here3434.7993.441
i can't believe it oh it's crazy3438.3195.361
i'm riding baby3441.764.4
i'm raiding are you hating yeah i'm3443.684.56
raiding3446.164.24
is this out you're completely out in it3448.244.079
yep i'm out yup hey buddy you're gonna3450.45.52
get all my good stuff no3452.3193.601
hey at least you killed one good job3456.44.0
neebs3457.923.679
that was fun3460.44.08
that's me yeah that's right3461.5994.72
do you have a scope nope i'm just a3464.483.68
great shot oh is that what it is yeah3466.3193.601
watch the footage3468.165.48
oh he raided with3469.923.72
a bow and arrow3474.02.88
i love it3478.3193.641
[Applause]3484.374.91
[Music]3492.715.84
watching the plane come in3496.0793.601
[Music]3498.553.529
i wonder if it's gonna drop near them or3499.684.32
us3502.0793.871
it's gonna drop near them3504.03.599
[Music]3505.954.21
they gonna get all the good stuff and we3507.5994.881
gonna die3510.165.959
that's how it goes3512.483.639
when you go in the trap when you go to3516.482.96
trap when you're going to drop drift3518.0794.161
drop that's actually closer to us3519.445.6
yes sir there's a drop i see it i'm on3522.246.31
it i'm coming too okay3525.0413.28
[Music]3528.559.77
[Music]3540.963.11
[Music]3547.9219.12
ah is the worst this horse3564.3193.921
oh wait3567.043.68
oh i see them3568.245.48
oh3570.723.0
oh my god this is kind of scary3575.526.559
yeah just stay on their butts and um3579.1195.361
kill them3582.0792.401
hey is that you with a horse yeah uh you3585.523.599
see anything already saw him go up the3587.682.48
hill man3589.1192.801
oh i saw a horse go up the hill okay i'm3590.164.34
gonna go right there [ __ ] base okay3591.925.75
[Music]3594.53.17
oh let's see might be one of them here3599.044.24
neebs how close are you i'm right behind3601.763.92
you man no steal their [ __ ] steal their3603.284.48
[ __ ] still there stupid [ __ ] don't see3605.684.0
anybody in the house neebs okay well3607.763.359
what's in here3609.682.72
can you open this3611.1192.881
oh yeah i'm taking all that [ __ ] i'm3612.42.8
taking it off3614.02.559
they're probably not far behind i don't3615.22.879
know how fast their horses are oh3616.5592.481
although3618.0793.201
those spikes watch out watch out okay3619.044.319
sneak through here we go oh boy you3621.284.0
can't sneak through ah crap that hurt3623.3593.681
how's this work i got a timed explosive3625.284.88
uh i don't know i've never used one3627.044.96
i think it's going okay i'm keeping an3630.164.159
eye out towards the hills okay3632.03.76
is it just gonna blow i don't know man3634.3194.24
i've never used one3635.762.799
come on you little shits looked like3639.924.879
chaos over there i don't dare go3642.3194.0
and please come back the same way you3644.7993.76
went please i'm right here waiting a3646.3194.8
little welcome party a congratulatory3648.5595.361
party and then i'll take your stuff3651.1194.401
i think3653.924.24
come on what3655.524.319
you just be patient down there you'll3658.163.12
[ __ ]3659.8393.601
hmm3661.283.519
this might be dumb3663.443.52
it's just dumb probably dumb3664.7994.241
damn it3666.964.96
is it broke no completely keep breaking3669.044.799
it keep breaking it keep breaking it oh3671.923.52
can i get in yeah looks like i can get3673.8393.361
in oh i'm in all right steal their [ __ ]3675.443.2
let's hurry what's good i don't know3677.23.359
looking you know what's good okay metal3678.643.6
sulfur look at that good [ __ ] here's3680.5593.841
some stuff here we go grab it hurry3682.244.16
hurry hurry let me know if i should run3684.43.84
i don't see anybody but the quicker you3686.43.919
can go the better okay if we can if we3688.243.52
go now to clean break we should go let's3690.3192.721
just go let's go let's go let's go3691.762.799
towards the road which way uh towards3693.045.16
the house okay3694.5593.641
oh boy my heart's popping i know i love3698.724.8
it i love it3701.22.32
that was our first raid yeah i know we3703.5993.52
did it good good good what kind of [ __ ]3705.1193.361
you get i got a couple guns and stuff3707.1192.161
and a3708.484.879
rocket launcher oh [ __ ] yeah3709.285.12
there's a wolf there's a wolf on the3713.3592.48
hill to the left was that a wolf or a3714.43.439
deer stare to the right okay steer her3715.8395.28
to the right steer to the right okay3717.8393.28
we got that [ __ ] we got this yeah baby3722.44.8
[Music]3727.6810.72
oh my god3736.484.319
dark as [ __ ] i we got robbed we got3738.44.959
robbed oh son you know what3740.7994.56
they were waiting for that drop3743.3593.44
made sure we were going to the drop and3745.3592.72
then they just came and i should have3746.7993.601
shut the door i should have shut the3748.0795.441
[ __ ] door i'm so dumb3750.44.32
damn it3753.524.96
oh okay okay okay it's okay3754.726.0
it's okay this can't see [ __ ]3758.486.079
come on vic what you doing out there3760.723.839
oh3765.0394.481
i'm at their base oh3766.05.599
there's is that their horse3769.523.68
i would hate3771.5993.921
to get on that horse3773.24.56
because that thing can3775.523.36
i don't3777.763.2
is it mine now3778.884.08
can i can i get out of here3780.963.68
can i get out of here3782.963.04
can i go3784.643.28
because uh3786.03.2
it's dark3787.923.52
i feel like i hear other footsteps3789.25.76
oh that's a [ __ ] wolf3791.446.96
i know what are you talking about3794.963.44
i gotta get by this light at least3799.1194.48
get by the light3801.685.72
so you can kill the wolf3803.5993.801
you hear that3811.1193.601
mm-hmm i wonder what that is take a look3812.164.959
turn the light out look or go here can3814.724.0
you3817.1193.44
go ahead okay yeah you got a light yep3818.723.28
all right3820.5592.881
oh yeah they're definitely back i see3822.03.2
lights over there oh yeah3823.443.679
they're probably pissed3825.23.919
you think they're just now finding out3827.1193.92
probably they're probably looking wild3829.1193.68
weapons but that's it that again they3831.0392.881
got to that drop they might have found3832.7992.961
some good [ __ ] yeah they're like hey3833.923.6
didn't we have a door3835.764.4
rocket launcher we had a door didn't we3837.525.039
wha what's happened here where's a3840.164.48
rocket launcher they got a rocket3842.5594.961
launcher oh no3844.645.12
doraleous yeah thick3847.524.24
wolves hold on let me take a look at3849.764.079
these idiots all right3851.764.079
make sure we shut the door whose horse3853.8393.681
is this is this ours yeah i stole it3855.8394.24
from simon oh i you know what i stole a3857.524.4
horse from them well it's probably our3860.0793.52
horse from the beginning3861.923.84
that's true so i got our horse backed3863.5995.76
rallies okay hey congrats yeah get ready3865.764.88
you sure you want that too because3869.3592.561
they're watching yeah you know they're3870.643.28
just watching that light go across the3871.924.399
field you know they they can't hit the3873.924.32
broad side of a bar nor that's true you3876.3193.601
know all right wolf should be around3878.244.72
here somewhere two of them okay3879.924.639
locked and loaded3882.963.92
come on3884.5592.321
get it get your stuff get it let's go3888.0793.441
okay3890.43.199
sneaky wolves they love you don't they3891.524.48
they do okay i need to get better at3893.5994.561
defending myself in the dark these are3896.03.76
clamps it's so dark yeah yeah we could3898.163.679
use those uh3899.763.68
nice thing is it's right here we blend3901.8394.48
in with the light yeah well no the light3903.445.44
sun morning good morning good morning3906.3194.881
good morning3908.884.4
all right almost almost done here all3911.23.599
right you ready let's go let's go i3913.283.92
don't like leaving our place unwatched3914.7994.32
now we got to lock it again otherwise3917.26.639
they can walk right in right yeah maybe3919.1194.72
[Music]3925.863.089
i think they may have gotten a horse3929.23.44
nibs yeah mom was right there did you3930.244.96
not use it the horse yeah no i used the3932.643.919
brown one because when i remember when i3935.23.04
parked it was dark but i saw your horse3936.5594.321
right here okay well look um let's take3938.244.319
the brown one because that one was so3940.884.8
slow anyway yeah i'll just follow you uh3942.5595.201
okay that'll work yep let's do it we3945.683.6
need to get good stuff today yeah quick3947.763.68
quick hey jump on horse what are you oh3949.283.36
i thought you thought you were following3951.443.04
me on the horse no i'm gonna fall up3952.644.32
yeah i follow you on foot okay you're on3954.483.2
foot3956.961.68
gentlemen3957.683.359
i don't care okay i can go faster than3958.644.24
this you know yeah can i get down over3961.0393.681
here uh probably3962.882.88
rocky3964.724.16
yeah here we go go down the road and uh3965.765.92
which way uh left or right yeah3968.884.0
okay i was asking you which way you3971.683.04
wanted to go you gave me both options3972.884.0
i'll go right yep i'm to the road3974.724.639
yep keep an eye out for scumbags yep and3976.884.32
let's look for a better horse hey i'll3979.3593.44
take that trade off though we got a lot3981.22.879
of their good [ __ ] you know what we need3982.7994.0
to do today also what uh every3984.0795.921
road sign we see we need to get it oh3986.7994.481
that's right i always forget you can3990.02.48
harvest those that's right because they3991.283.039
get the pipes and that's how you make uh3992.483.28
oh bear bear3994.3192.72
we could kill that bear if we haven't3995.763.12
yeah we could use the animal fat3997.0392.961
actually i don't want to waste the ammo3998.884.239
i got 16. i want to save that for a dora4000.04.96
okay i want this roadside okay okay4003.1193.361
bear's coming for me bear's coming for4004.963.52
me is it i'm running i'm running i i4006.484.0
can't outrun it i cannot run it okay oh4008.483.52
he's coming for me not you yeah but run4010.482.96
towards me okay i'm running towards you4012.02.96
he's hitting me we may have to fight it4013.443.679
yep4014.962.159
oh there we go okay get the meat i'll4017.26.0
get the sign okay4020.0795.28
doraleous i haven't i have an idea what4023.24.08
you got what you got it's a terrible4025.3594.321
idea kind of yeah yeah i'm gonna go over4027.285.279
there to their house okay and wait by4029.684.72
their front door just right at the front4032.5594.321
door okay wait for him to open it up4034.44.959
yeah and then start blasting get our4036.884.64
stuff back okay i'm going to i'll yell4039.3593.76
over to you well i'm going to float4041.523.599
around on that tree line again you know4043.1195.2
how i like to do that yeah and um when4045.1195.041
you've distracted them properly i'm just4048.3194.561
gonna start placing all these mines okay4050.164.399
for uh you know yeah do you think they4052.883.52
have the awareness to see that i'm4054.5594.24
coming uh depends on how sneaky you're4056.44.0
being are you just walking straight4058.7993.921
there yeah walking straight there4060.44.959
they probably know you're coming then4062.724.72
neebs yeah air drop coming right for us4065.3594.48
oh really hold up where okay come on4067.444.399
baby a little drop come on drop drop4069.8394.081
right on top right here right on top of4071.8395.041
our heads right on heads4073.922.96
all right what's up man we're going for4079.923.679
it right okay yeah you're faster than i4081.3594.321
am obviously if you want to get there4083.5993.44
and hey if you see something just you4085.682.96
know don't don't even don't think just4087.0393.681
shoot okay don't think shoot just don't4088.643.36
think shoot don't think i've seen you4090.722.56
aim before you like aim and then you4092.02.559
think for five seconds before you pull4093.282.879
the trigger don't think shame pull4094.5593.441
trigger aim trigger don't think don't4096.1593.68
aim don't shoot there you go perfect i4098.03.839
mean do shoot4099.8394.081
okay i see the drops do you see them in4101.8394.32
the in the windows by any chance no not4103.923.68
once no4106.1593.441
no you think they'd be eyeballing that4107.62.88
drop4109.63.599
yeah damn it let's go to the drop4110.483.679
because that's probably where they're4113.1993.12
going go for it thick i went to the last4114.1595.2
drop no no both of us no that's so dumb4116.3194.48
i'm staying right here in case they come4119.3592.32
back4120.7994.321
no okay okay okay they're probably going4121.6795.201
for it and i'm gonna i'm gonna kill them4125.123.52
it's fine whoever gets it i'm waiting4126.884.24
for them back here i hate burglars yeah4128.644.88
they're the worst unless it's us we're4131.124.88
vandals4133.522.48
oh you got a scientist who you're right4137.122.719
in the swamp feast right yep hanging4138.2393.281
left all right keeping an eye on you and4139.8393.36
also keeping an eye towards the woods4141.523.319
looking for these guys4143.1993.441
yep whoa what's that what's that is that4144.8393.4
a scientist see it4146.644.32
the scientist can't tell probably is4148.2394.641
probably is okay i don't know if4150.963.52
sometimes i feel like there's whoa4152.882.959
there's another one yep all right yeah4154.482.319
oh god4155.8392.88
all right yeah i see him i'm running4156.7994.641
this is a bad spot this is good4158.7194.881
it's not a good one superhero [ __ ] holy4161.443.6
[ __ ] you know what fall back into the4163.64.159
woods fall back into the woods okay4165.045.52
god damn it [ __ ] me bleeding again it's4167.7594.881
tough super tough4170.564.0
[ __ ] i only got five bullets left neebs4172.643.28
eat your mushrooms god damn it i'm4174.562.96
trying i can't even get away4175.923.6
coming to you like a tree thanks4177.523.44
mushrooms don't even have any [ __ ]4179.522.48
mushrooms there's some on the ground4180.962.64
i've got some bullets too for you yeah4182.03.199
cover me cover me there's a scientist4183.63.92
right there you see him nope he's up4185.1994.08
he's got he could still see us4187.523.199
these things are like [ __ ] laser all4189.2792.4
right i'm heading towards this power4190.7193.841
pole neebs okay4191.6792.881
hey look we should look out for the4194.642.32
other guys you know they're coming uh4195.6792.801
yeah you would think they're coming4196.963.52
listen if if those other guys come and4198.483.44
they get shot by the scientists and then4200.483.92
we sweep in maybe maybe let them use4201.924.64
their ammo yeah you need some ammo i4204.44.799
would love some ammo do you have any uh4206.564.24
what kind of ammo you got it's the uh4209.1993.52
pistol bullets oh yeah yeah that's not4210.84.04
that's worthless to me ah4212.7194.881
crap all right4214.844.6
smoke is gone4217.63.28
oh no4219.443.759
to those guys up there might have to get4220.884.16
the high ground4223.1994.321
maybe that's what those guys are doing4225.043.92
oh4227.524.44
i don't see the smoke4228.964.48
[Music]4231.964.279
okay come on think 44.4233.445.36
you just have to go all in you know4236.2394.241
that's what you do you always have to go4238.82.72
all in4240.483.36
and it ends up getting you killed4241.525.44
at least half the time there's a tower i4243.846.48
should have got up in the tower4246.963.36
god damn it god damn damn it then4250.884.72
sir are you down4254.084.8
crap crap this is bad this is freaking4255.65.119
bad4258.884.4
no i can't even help him up can i4260.7194.081
this is perfect4263.284.08
this is just freaking perfect4264.86.76
put a shotgun back in his body4267.364.2
oh4274.082.24
i see him4276.564.24
i see you4278.483.92
see my worry is when i'm away from the4280.83.28
house they put traps down before they4282.43.279
put a trap in front of the front door or4284.083.52
some [ __ ]4285.6796.321
let's see i don't see anybody4287.64.4
i think i might just exit this way4294.83.68
all right4298.7193.121
damn it oh god where oh [ __ ] you4302.05.32
bastards4304.323.0
i'll take those thank you4314.7195.761
thank you4317.922.56
so i don't see the smoke anymore um4323.765.12
hopefully they're still there4326.564.56
i'm just gonna okay you're dead all4328.882.9
right never mind4331.123.28
[Music]4331.784.86
here we go here we go4334.45.04
time to loot4336.642.8
nice4340.02.4
nice4341.362.96
nice4342.44.24
nice4344.322.32
you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go4347.763.28
up here4348.7194.801
and camp this4351.044.639
maybe they'll come for it4353.524.32
what's over here4355.6792.881
show your face4357.843.2
[Music]4358.564.24
wait is that it4361.042.72
yep4362.83.359
oh boy is it just one guy4363.764.8
one guy right oh there's a bag how's4366.1594.401
there a bag there hold on4368.565.28
right here horse okay here we go4370.566.56
moving in oh i see him oh my god4373.846.96
come on come on really4377.125.92
oh my god this is gonna be great okay is4380.84.24
there two is it just the one4383.044.56
oh that's not bad what was this looted4385.044.4
already it's loaded already wasn't it4387.63.28
crap4389.443.52
whoa the box went away4390.883.44
no4392.963.44
ah4394.324.8
nibs4396.44.0
hey buddy4399.122.4
ah4400.45.6
bam bam loot what do you have4401.525.92
you oh4406.02.09
a key4407.443.36
[Laughter]4408.095.19
two keys4410.84.399
here i'll give you some rocks4413.283.84
you dumb [ __ ]4415.1994.801
oh and a headlamp nice4417.124.559
oh and this gun4420.04.56
the thompson i love a good thompson4421.6794.801
it's probably mine4424.565.44
and thanks for the horse4426.483.52
epstrom hi hey this is bad man oh man4431.124.88
it's really bad um i forget who's so4433.65.119
this is yours front door is my key okay4436.05.52
so if i think fit got my stuff so he'll4438.7195.841
have a key to these interior doors okay4441.525.6
but not the the main one so we need to4444.565.599
destroy these locks okay and4447.124.32
get right on that i don't know how to do4450.1594.241
that yeah crap we really blew it oh yeah4451.445.04
no that sucked i mean yeah dora was4454.43.6
sitting outside of the base i got killed4456.483.52
my [ __ ] bear a bear ruined this a4458.04.159
bear ruined our day bear just [ __ ] our4460.04.159
entire day up and it was bull i was on4462.1593.681
top of a thing anyway i wasn't paying4464.1593.681
attention to my monitor just boom bear4465.843.28
yep yep4467.842.64
okay well4469.123.039
we just got to keep building4470.484.64
we're screwed huh we're screwed i mean4472.1594.801
we're at the setback isn't it yeah we4475.123.36
don't have any of our swell we got some4476.963.12
scrap there's some weapons and stuff4478.485.12
here okay let's see what we got4480.086.639
hey i killed neebs4483.63.119
awesome thank you4486.84.72
and guess what what4488.645.68
i got i got the key to their place two4491.524.96
keys actually oh they they should4494.323.839
probably make some new ones go to home4496.484.719
depot yeah oh go to home depot make some4498.1594.401
more keys4501.1993.04
don't you know4502.563.52
ah you still can't get in our place4504.2392.641
though4506.082.639
i can't oh well4506.883.76
all right here you go come on4508.7193.761
it was a good couple days all right4510.643.92
awesome i can't close the door either4512.483.199
okay great4514.563.119
we'll see in a bit suckers4515.6795.961
yeah kill you in a bit4517.6793.961
for a long run4525.524.08
where is that tower what i gotta find4526.965.04
absolutely okay here's something4529.65.2
hmm okay no one's around4532.04.8
um oh that's good4534.83.6
did that say i should have looked do i4536.83.52
have a name on it was that that wasn't4538.44.56
my bag was it that wasn't my bag4540.325.76
my bag is still up here okay here it is4542.965.12
he's probably got so much yeah there's a4546.084.159
good bit of stuff here whoop what is4548.085.04
that scientist no come on i've had a bad4550.2395.121
day knock it off oh there's the other4553.124.24
loot drop i'm sure it's empty oh there's4555.364.16
another scientist too come on4557.365.12
i'm gonna have to kill that guy4559.525.04
where is he4562.483.199
did that4564.563.76
scientists take my stuff4565.6794.56
surely not4568.324.8
i need some cover4570.2392.881
that's you that was you come here4575.044.639
reload4577.762.88
come on4579.6794.161
come on oh crap reload reload please4580.644.4
please reload4583.843.6
okay could i even hurt that guy probably4585.043.199
not4587.443.68
here eat your mushrooms4588.2394.401
i hope he has no mushrooms hope it's4591.123.52
just me with mushrooms today4592.644.4
do not like this gun there's no way then4594.645.36
all i got is a freaking rock4597.045.52
ready to go4600.02.56
good too oh yeah this is this is better4602.643.36
get that machete4604.44.96
arrows shotgun oh chest armor4606.04.719
where's that guy4609.364.16
can't believe he hasn't attacked me yet4610.7194.561
bow4613.524.159
don't need the grub worms4615.283.28
okay4617.6792.56
that's looking better that is looking4618.564.72
better right okay at least i got some4620.2393.92
stuff4623.282.72
there's still a chance4624.1595.401
we're coming back4626.03.56
all right got a little more wood4642.1593.121
daves4646.2397.92
[Music]4647.969.199
so4654.1593.0
[Music]4657.4228.1
yeah they put land mines up all around4683.843.28
us haven't they yeah you know what maybe4685.523.12
i should just run around out there huh4687.123.92
uh yeah maybe yeah or just keep an eye4688.644.4
on the ground can you see them yeah you4691.043.76
can see them they look like little traps4693.043.84
yeah keep chopping that door i hate this4694.84.32
door system by the way yeah well that's4696.884.56
what we got it is what we got yeah god4699.123.84
we're out of wood4701.443.92
we need wood man we need so much wood4702.964.32
yeah i got a little bit on me now all4705.363.2
right i'm gonna i'm gonna run out and4707.282.959
find wood that's that's priority right4708.564.0
now because i mean yeah we it is bad4710.2394.48
this whole thing has just gone to hell4712.562.96
it's4714.7192.641
it's not looking good for us no it's not4715.523.36
looking good for us at all we are4717.363.28
definitely the underdogs which you know4718.884.08
kind of expected it because you know we4720.644.32
suck well i think it's4722.963.759
we've had unlucky drops man we haven't4724.964.239
got to the drops yep up yep trap right4726.7193.921
here see it4729.1993.601
where i'm looking at it right there in4730.643.599
front of it i'm going to shoot it that's4732.82.879
right it's right beside you okay oh4734.2393.841
beside me yeah yeah4735.6794.401
yeah you're right on it shoot it all4738.084.56
right and4740.082.56
yeah there it goes all right sweet4742.884.279
look in the uh look in the weapons box4748.324.0
far right upper corner wow4750.323.76
this place looks nice4752.324.24
oh hey simon how you been hey uh i was4754.084.32
wondering if maybe uh you guys might4756.563.52
have picked up my stuff when i came back4758.42.88
i had nothing4760.084.159
the other guys have it oh they looted me4761.285.28
yes probably because we don't have it4764.2393.92
but we didn't take your horse we took4766.564.24
your horse okay so is that my horse back4768.1593.921
here yeah4770.83.76
maybe so okay that's fine you can take4772.084.32
my horse all day i don't mind do you4774.563.119
want to go oh yeah we were just4776.43.279
borrowing the horse you weren't here you4777.6793.921
know okay i'm going to take my horse and4779.6793.52
go see if the other guys have my stuff4781.63.36
because i don't feel like working any4783.1994.241
harder than i have to no i hear you it's4784.964.4
yeah we're going to figure out this door4787.444.88
and how to drop just two grenades okay4789.365.44
be careful and be remember now i'm not4792.323.68
your enemy4794.82.48
okay4796.03.04
doraleous charlie's i have the key to4797.284.0
their house i know4799.043.28
but you think they'd probably have4801.282.72
changed the door by now no i don't know4802.324.879
but i'd love to find out4804.03.199
hey4809.363.839
who goes there oh what's up david hey4810.6395.6
man uh listen i the guys threw you under4813.1994.881
the bus and said you stole my stuff is4816.2393.761
that true oh yeah you were laying in4818.083.84
your house i needed mushrooms and wood4820.04.0
and i just found found you and my is4821.923.6
that is that you know what did you4824.04.4
happen to find like an axe4825.525.36
and maybe like a a pickaxe and then a4828.44.319
regular accent no i didn't take any of4830.884.319
that stuff uh geez so i got to make4832.7194.561
tools again ah maybe i mean your body4835.1993.52
was in your house have you been inside4837.283.12
your house is your bag still there you4838.7193.361
know what i'll go check i was at my4840.43.44
house but i didn't see anything my house4842.083.599
isn't really much of a house how you4843.843.28
guys doing you guys don't look very4845.6794.0
prepared compared to those guys oh no no4847.124.4
we are yeah we are well behind we keep4849.6793.761
getting uh screwed on the loot4851.524.0
oh and they just keep yeah they just4853.444.0
keep getting the drops before we do4855.526.159
there's a bunch of broken accents we4857.447.12
bears suck you know what if i run across4861.6795.281
a drop which i probably won't i will4864.565.2
give you anything that i get uh4866.964.32
that would be wonderful we could use it4869.762.56
yeah we could use it we are the4871.282.56
underdogs in this situation if you want4872.323.44
to be uh want to be an assistant around4873.843.76
here we can we can do some help i don't4875.763.6
mind doing that i might go over there4877.63.68
but whatever i collect i'll be sure to4879.363.52
give you guys because they're they're4881.284.08
probably planning right now a way to4882.884.4
stick their hands inside your anal4885.364.24
cavities oh yeah well i'm prepared for4887.284.959
it yeah well it's fun if you know4889.65.44
it's gonna happen yeah yeah sure i'm4892.2394.241
just hoping we get a drop today man i4895.043.44
mean that's really the only thing4896.484.64
yeah yeah i think will save us and and4898.484.4
that's the only thing is you're going to4901.123.44
see a plane right it's very obvious4902.883.839
where the drop comes yeah drop comes4904.564.48
down drops uh hopefully because uh yeah4906.7194.721
our ammo situation is bad how many axes4909.043.679
in real life do you think it would take4911.443.279
to tear down a wood door4912.7194.641
one two three like 20. i know i see them4914.7193.92
all here on the ground and i'm not even4917.364.16
halfway this is dumb no hold the hold4918.6395.04
the whole door situation is dumb and i4921.523.92
can't figure out how to like make it go4923.6794.161
away there's no go away button yeah you4925.443.84
should be able to just if it's your door4927.842.72
you should be able to pick up the door4929.283.52
right can you like aim at this lock and4930.564.96
hit e and get rid of it nope i can close4932.85.12
it i can open it i can hold you know i4935.523.76
can close it4937.922.56
doing the door4939.282.959
no i can't do anything with a lock is it4940.483.92
because i have a gun in my hand uh oh i4942.2394.241
saw something man this thing's finicky4944.44.0
and doesn't work well as much fun as4946.483.52
this is to watch you guys struggle with4948.44.64
this door i'm gonna go yeah goodbye now4950.05.679
i can just unlock and close remove lock4953.044.88
yeah boom all right locks off okay i4955.6794.48
wonder if you add a new lock now all4957.925.04
right take this lock in me gotta hit4960.1594.401
lock yeah all right then i'll make4962.963.279
another one what do i alright i need4964.563.92
stuff4966.2395.121
okay buddy here we go let's find some4968.484.8
stuff for the guys huh4971.364.64
there's nothing over here4973.284.399
there's some little fun things in these4976.03.76
things i already got some scrap oh look4977.6794.081
at this that looks like a thing4979.763.439
what do we got here i haven't found4981.763.84
anything oh what's that what do we got4983.1993.201
here4985.63.599
a firing mechanism okay that's something4986.44.16
a battery4989.1994.081
and some more scrap all right not too4990.564.24
shabby honestly i thought it'd be better4993.283.439
is this oh god i thought that there was4994.84.24
more in other things around here okay4996.7194.081
all right4999.043.36
is there something else right around5000.84.399
here come on give me something5002.45.52
i thought wait a second what's this5005.1994.801
what do you do what is this just a5007.923.52
freaking metal thing right in the middle5010.04.08
of nowhere danger keep out keep out of5011.443.6
what5014.082.639
this is ridiculous this is like an5015.042.96
electrical5016.7194.161
like thing that you'd see with i mean5018.04.48
okay well there is electrical stuff5020.883.6
right here so all right i guess that5022.484.64
this all right you got lucky rust it5024.485.28
maybe makes a little bit of sense5027.125.519
but not really5029.762.879
hey listen i want to try out this key5035.284.399
before they build another door okay okay5036.964.56
i'm gonna do my wide right yep i'm gonna5039.6794.48
do straight up the middle oh god yeah i5041.523.92
hope you don't hit any of the mines i5044.1593.121
put down thick are they in the middle5045.444.48
they're just around the place5047.286.16
yeah god not real i don't know good luck5049.925.04
do you remember how to use the grenades5053.444.96
uh well you take it out yeah5054.964.96
yeah i'll figure it out5058.43.04
well i've got two i was trying to get5059.924.239
help all right making sure i don't hit a5061.445.84
mine don't mind if i don't i i heard it5064.1594.241
was coming5067.283.12
and i knew that drip was coming i hear5068.43.44
them building5070.43.52
i hear them banging around too let me5071.845.68
see if this damn thing works5073.923.6
ah the key doesn't work i'm in my5080.483.04
favorite spot they're right above5082.2392.881
they're looking down maybe kind of i5083.523.52
don't know throw a grenade up top in5085.123.519
there maybe huh5087.042.32
yeah5088.6392.241
well i don't know i don't remember how5089.363.6
to do these5090.884.24
oh you're looking for us so5092.964.0
did you just blow yourself up know what5095.124.0
was that i heard a boom i heard a boom5096.964.239
too is that the door uh take a see if5099.123.92
you can take a look [ __ ] it going down5101.1994.0
oh god no damn it5103.044.159
that's why i hate these things wait did5105.1993.52
you get stuck in the thing of course i5107.1993.761
did hold on5108.7193.761
ladies and gentlemen what you're about5110.963.84
to witness is an amazing display of5112.484.32
incompetence while attacking thick and5114.83.839
doraleous somehow managed to kill5116.84.24
themselves at the exact same moment with5118.6394.08
their own grenades i didn't know a5121.043.119
better way to explain what happened to5122.7194.401
you guys so i now present to you peak5124.1596.401
neebs gaming content5127.123.44
oh my god5137.523.48
let me see5144.962.4
we're doing great we're doing so good5147.6794.96
yeah but i'm stuck neebs i know but i'll5150.084.72
get you out don't worry about it5152.6394.481
you're good uh yeah i think i'm good5154.83.919
thank you okay5157.123.92
very good okay5158.7193.761
they're just being bullies at this point5161.043.92
you are yeah let's see did this front5162.485.199
door take any damage yeah it looks fine5164.964.16
i wonder what they hit what they blew up5167.6792.401
they might have just been throwing a5169.123.28
grenade for fun oh really yeah go around5170.084.159
with a hammer though check the stability5172.43.44
of everything okay5174.2393.44
wouldn't even come i didn't see them5175.844.799
sneaky little [ __ ]5177.6792.96
okay i need stuff i'm actually having5181.045.52
fun looking for stuff and look this is5184.564.159
more stuff how about this give me5186.564.88
something that isn't [ __ ] how about that5188.7195.281
all right more scrap that's not bad this5191.444.719
looks like a gun of some simple switch5194.04.32
it's a switch thing okay and what is5196.1595.121
this uh electronic fuse all right it's5198.325.28
something something for the guys really5201.284.08
wish they had more than one thing by5203.63.92
each other what the hell and this what5205.365.68
is this 50 of 50 what gasoline oil5207.524.8
oh [ __ ]5211.044.08
that bear is right there and my phone is5212.326.0
ringing get off of me you son of a [ __ ]5215.126.48
no no no i'm off now5218.323.28
i just need a little bit more metal ore5223.365.04
and uh then we can have two sets of5225.65.039
night vision we will have the advantage5228.45.2
unless they have advantages yeah yeah5230.6395.201
they might they might they're not idiots5233.63.76
they've got to be doing something we5235.844.0
can't just keep owning them yeah but we5237.364.879
are i feel like we yeah i feel feel like5239.844.799
it's it's tradition now you know i agree5242.2393.601
yeah yeah and they're just kind of like5244.6393.6
giving they know their their place5245.844.72
right5248.2392.321
there you are buddy5251.1993.761
okay5253.123.76
you are5254.964.239
wait there you are there you are i'm5256.884.319
already running the wrong direction oh5259.1993.281
[ __ ]5261.1992.561
[ __ ] you5262.484.96
you piece of [ __ ] you are a dick5263.764.879
no no no5267.444.239
no please don't do it please5268.6396.641
no no give me to the horse5271.6793.601
[Music]5275.333.109
that scientist to the north i do we're5279.65.36
going to tactine them um maybe maybe not5281.765.2
uh yeah you know what let's tag team him5284.963.6
does he see me think he might see him5286.963.52
yeah he absolutely sees you5288.563.2
can you shoot him while he's shooting me5290.482.8
oh yeah i'm trying i'll get his5291.764.64
attention i got a shot on okay come on5293.284.72
[ __ ]5296.44.48
got another shot on stay on him baby5298.04.56
might have been a miss on that one come5300.883.6
on i gotta go higher5302.563.92
got another shot god damn i made this5304.485.679
this compound was supposed to be awesome5306.483.679
[Music]5311.544.38
come on baby5313.122.8
oh yeah all right there we go jesus all5316.084.159
right maybe he's got something good huh5318.564.4
hope so god because i just used a lot of5320.2394.721
ammo yeah i used a bunch of arrows which5322.963.52
i can get back oh wait you got high5324.963.36
velocity oh he's got some pickaxe you5326.483.44
want a pickaxe uh yeah we'll turn the5328.324.319
pickaxe down okay wooden arrows are mine5329.924.56
i think the high velocity ones aren't as5332.6394.241
uh powerful yeah i guess not but yeah5334.484.56
they they fly a little easier there you5336.883.759
go there's one of yours okay what is5339.043.599
that a semi-automatic body that might5340.6394.241
come in handy one day oh yeah keep that5342.6393.52
you say did you throw a pickaxe out5344.883.12
there no i threw a high-velocity arrow5346.1594.161
out at you oh cool let's see what is5348.03.92
this up here5350.323.359
uh there's a quarry up here you want to5351.925.279
check it out aquarius5353.6793.52
hurry5359.125.8
yes accord let's hurry to the quarry5360.2394.681
now not only do i need to get you horsey5365.65.36
but i need to get my [ __ ] like all the5369.124.0
mushrooms i need to feed you5370.964.4
okay this is you maybe i'll get on you5373.124.32
and now i'll look for my stuff how you5375.365.12
doing baby boo huh you doing good what's5377.444.719
right here wasn't i5380.484.4
wasn't i looking at this box right here5382.1596.801
when i died open yeah scrap5384.885.96
tin roof and5388.963.92
then i died5390.843.96
that's other stuff that looks like a5392.883.6
rock yep that's5394.85.359
[ __ ] all but i'll take an extra that now5396.486.48
oh right next to it5400.1595.281
right5402.962.48
i forgot how to take all these things5405.6794.321
okay well i'm just happy please don't5408.322.879
kill me bear5410.02.32
please don't5411.1993.681
please no bear please nothing5412.323.52
please5414.881.839
and5415.843.6
thank you all right i'm out5416.7194.161
whoo5419.442.799
success5420.883.04
except for i jumped off my horse son of5422.2393.521
a [ __ ] all right run just run out of5423.923.12
the scene5425.762.72
oh5427.044.84
thank god5428.483.4
i see there's a horse behind the quarry5434.484.32
a hot over there yeah a horse oh get the5436.7194.48
horse yeah get the horse okay5438.83.76
there are a lot of scientists around5441.1993.681
here aren't there uh yes there are yes5442.563.84
yes yes there are indeed all right i'm5444.884.319
coming down oh god this outfit looks5446.45.759
ridiculous finally horse again i hope5449.1995.361
this one's fast5452.1594.48
oh thing's out of fuel already where5454.563.599
does it dump it does it dump it back5456.6394.08
here woof woof5458.1594.881
wolves5460.7192.321
i can't get there in time they're all5466.03.6
over me um where's the horse why aren't5467.284.16
you dying i'm shooting a boat coming to5469.63.92
my body5471.444.4
not going to your5473.523.679
i'm not going to your body there's5475.843.04
wolves there5477.1993.04
all right i'm grabbing the horse get the5478.884.08
[ __ ] out of here5480.2392.721
ah what a good friend5483.523.199
look at you buddy you are the first5488.565.92
horse i think i've ever properly fed in5491.287.04
any game whatsoever and i hate this game5494.486.159
man but i'm happy right now5498.324.319
i'm happy because you don't die by the5500.6394.08
bears i do5502.6394.401
you don't die by just random [ __ ] you5504.7194.561
know you they keep you alive that makes5507.045.199
me happy and you're eating look at you5509.284.64
what do you have i give you 20 mushrooms5512.2392.801
what do you got look at you your5513.922.64
lightning is like three quarters you5515.043.92
were practically nothing before5516.564.159
are you gonna back away no you can't you5518.963.199
know that's right you don't back away5520.7193.361
let's see if you can run now buddy can5522.1593.281
you run free5524.083.2
let's see you run next to this elk over5525.444.08
here let's run into the elk5527.285.959
let's do it yay5529.523.719
check this out i'm going to take this5534.324.319
lock off and i am going to install a5536.084.8
keypad okay now i don't think we need5538.6393.841
electricity to do this i think we can5540.883.759
actually just do it change code lock oh5542.484.159
what should our master code be tell me5544.6393.921
whisper it too um5546.6394.161
is it numbers yeah it's numbers okay5548.563.92
what's one we're gonna remember i got5550.84.879
one the year i was born 1982.5552.486.0
what about the year you were born hey hi5555.6795.201
simon hey how are you here back up we're5558.484.0
doing we're talking secret stuff oh5560.883.92
sorry i didn't realize now we have to5562.483.92
change it okay we'll change it to the5564.82.8
year you report or something i don't5566.42.64
know let's change it simon how's your5567.63.2
day been our day's been terrible as5569.044.08
usual my actually my day's been pretty5570.85.04
good you son of a [ __ ] no no no i'm off5573.126.8
now no no no no please don't do it no no5575.846.319
give me to the horse5579.924.0
and i hate this game5582.1594.721
i got i got 38 scrap metal for you oh5583.925.2
wow hey we'll take it that's great yeah5586.884.799
and i got a battery and i got battery5589.125.44
like a road sign and some other random5591.6795.121
[ __ ] that i'll give you yeah all right5594.563.599
son we just we need to whisper something5596.83.04
real quick can you uh just walk over5598.1593.121
there and look at the woods for a second5599.844.799
oh yeah you know what i'll do the thing5601.283.359
that's fine i'll change this5610.563.52
that's the year i was born5614.6394.481
uh yeah yeah i heard you say something5616.884.0
about the year you were born though i5619.124.0
think you might need to shut it5620.884.4
okay5623.124.4
yeah5625.282.24
yeah yeah then you shut it back boom i5628.1594.48
don't know simon can you open that right5630.963.679
now uh hold on let me see if i can open5632.6393.121
the door5634.6393.761
oh it's not telling not letting me can i5635.765.84
put in the code can i try go for it5638.44.4
unlock5641.64.2
um5642.83.0
[Music]5646.889.359
[Laughter]5651.996.49
hey so where do i give you your stuff5656.2393.121
oh5658.482.64
okay i'll be there in a second all right5659.363.52
i'll just toss it out and you can grab5661.124.32
it huh yeah thank you i'm a good guy5662.884.24
trying to help go out and spread the5665.444.4
word that uh we need charity yep you're5667.125.28
like the simons of this game that's5669.846.399
right if you see a thompson gun5672.46.799
tell them it's for the poor5676.2395.121
all right and by the way this this horse5679.1994.241
has been fed by me5681.364.08
he had a boy yeah5683.445.759
later real saint saint simon that's me5685.448.199
go eat some pasta amen5689.1994.44
got my trusty shotgun don't need my5703.044.24
torch because night vision oh [ __ ]5705.045.52
unless they're already okay okay5707.286.399
oh wow oh okay oh this is bright um5710.564.559
what the okay i'm putting my night5713.6792.641
vision on5715.1193.201
okay me too yeah5716.324.399
dude this thing sucks wait hi there5718.324.08
how's it oh my god well we're in the5720.7192.881
light you know you got to get out of5722.42.64
light5723.63.68
it's better when you're away from light5725.045.679
yeah oh that's the reason oh [ __ ] let me5727.286.48
sorry sorry sorry let me remove this5730.7195.361
flashlight from my gun because that's5733.764.08
okay it's [ __ ] yeah of course oh5736.083.2
that'll blow it out5737.842.72
yeah yeah5739.283.439
oh this is so fun this is the best this5740.563.679
is like being kids5742.7193.361
except you have a rocket launcher and5744.2395.361
night vision which kids don't have nah5746.085.92
you just always wished for it i see5749.64.24
their stupid house yeah it's a really5752.04.0
dumb house except it's super strong you5753.844.16
don't have any minds around here do you5756.04.88
not this far back okay good i want to5758.04.96
put down more but yeah that that'll be5760.884.0
uh for the next time5762.963.92
i got a shot on the house though5764.885.279
tell me when i say do it do it let's do5766.885.52
this5770.1592.241
um where's the door is that the door5772.6395.04
doors can't tell from where i'm at5775.63.599
is the door5777.6796.681
is it okay i hear is this the door5779.1995.161
okay5784.562.88
hey guys5787.844.799
hi how's your night5789.1993.44
i mean you basically yeah i mean you're5795.043.36
bullying us at this point we have5796.84.64
nothing we keep dying to [ __ ] ah man5798.45.12
that's the worst i'm so sorry5801.444.08
yep5803.525.28
yeah man what a that's the worst all5805.525.36
right well we want to come say hi5808.84.319
hey hey5810.884.799
where's neebs5813.1195.761
i don't know oh oh oh5815.6795.841
oh oh5818.884.08
oh [ __ ]5821.525.0
where are they at5822.963.56
the hell's aurelius5827.843.12
let's see what did he have5833.6793.201
yeah5836.084.93
high velocity rocket eh5836.887.239
[Music]5841.013.109
what is that wrecking5846.6395.361
what are y'all doing out there5848.963.04
who is that what the hell5852.883.759
where the hell's neebs5854.964.719
that was a blueberry that was a bluebee5856.6395.281
[ __ ]5859.6792.241
get them bluebees5863.1193.761
you're doing great5864.6394.161
well what do i have here5866.884.0
five i kind of want to loot this guy's5868.83.76
body5870.882.88
garbage5872.563.52
that's where he had garbage oh really5873.763.52
yeah5876.082.8
sorry to hear that yeah that's been my5877.284.0
experience with these guys so far5878.884.799
junk yeah i thought that was memes5881.284.72
thought who was all the bluebee yeah5883.6796.081
yeah no no it was not where you at5886.05.6
i'm back in the house none of your5889.764.84
business5891.63.0
that you firing out there no5896.483.679
those are other kids5898.564.32
okay yeah the blue beats5900.1593.681
thick5902.883.279
yeah so you didn't you weren't anywhere5903.844.08
near me when i was shooting those i5906.1593.841
don't think so oh you should have been5907.923.92
like covering me and like so he couldn't5910.02.63
get my stuff5911.842.24
[Music]5912.632.89
tell you what yeah those rocket5914.083.119
launchers don't do a lot of damage do5915.522.06
they5917.1991.601
[Music]5917.583.3
not really5918.83.919
oh really5920.887.04
my bad can you get me back up yeah5922.7195.201
it's really dark that's5929.1992.881
it seems to be something you guys do a5930.7192.801
lot isn't it yeah5932.083.039
all right well it's good good to talk to5933.523.599
you guys uh have a good night i gotta go5935.1194.641
home all right sounds good get off my5937.1194.961
lawn5939.762.32
[Music]5942.393.5
[Music]5948.613.87
it's is sweet neebs i got all of5950.884.48
doraleous junk i love it yeah this is a5952.485.28
sweet rifle she had a scope on it that's5955.363.839
crazy that's how he was pecking at me5957.763.919
from a distance i bet good job man5959.1994.321
tables have turned kind of but not5961.6793.281
really yeah it's like we got some5963.523.44
catching up to do still yeah we never5964.963.6
get the drops that's our problem we5966.963.04
never get the drops because we sit in5968.562.639
the middle of a field on a horse we5970.03.04
should yep i don't see any let's see we5971.1993.201
gotta i'm gonna go outside actually take5973.044.4
a good look you have a horse5974.44.96
do i i don't even know anymore okay i5977.443.279
feel like we've stolen horses from each5979.363.68
other so much yeah we need a garage or5980.7194.48
something don't we yeah yeah maybe a5983.044.159
little stable now be careful they're5985.1994.641
over there i know they're over there5987.1995.761
i also got four land mines oh yeah yeah5989.845.04
okay they try to like raid their base or5992.963.199
something we put a bunch of mines right5994.882.88
outside their door and then when they5996.1593.441
come out boom and we go in i could get5997.763.359
rid of all my good stuff and just go5999.64.0
over there and stick out6001.1194.481
stake out why don't you take a land mine6003.64.4
we got four take one why don't you get6005.64.639
rid of all your stuff and go lay a trap6008.03.199
okay6010.2392.721
i think the sun's going down too yeah6011.1993.52
you can do this in the dark yeah i got6012.963.279
oh we got some night vision goggles too6014.7193.041
you want those no i don't want to lose6016.2393.841
them okay i understand okay i'm going6017.766.08
okay good luck i'm gonna change6020.083.76
[Music]6024.63.24
it's a great day stolen horse because i6025.923.84
feel like we stole you you know what i6027.844.48
love doing more than anything6029.765.359
that's right burning people so today i'm6032.325.6
gonna make a flamethrower and i just6035.1195.6
need the materials to do it now6037.925.04
let's see i lost a bunch of stuff i know6040.7194.321
doraleous lost some stuff too so i'm6042.964.0
gonna try to try to get some stuff for6045.042.96
him6046.962.32
and me6048.02.96
and him6049.283.52
and me but yeah i'm looking forward to6050.964.4
burning people and hopefully dora is6052.85.6
working on some ammo because we are6055.367.48
out of most ammo all right stolen horse6058.46.4
yeah oh6062.845.64
god i feel naked i feel naked and dumb6064.85.68
oh i messed up big and i can't get over6068.483.759
it i got to get over it i can't get over6070.485.12
it god wish we had ammo all i've got is6072.2395.121
like the same bag of tricks made some6075.63.519
more mines put those down and tell you6077.364.24
what karma catching up to me6079.1195.04
bullying is [ __ ]6081.64.0
and oh6084.1593.761
oh what's that all about6085.64.8
what is that going on6087.924.56
keep it down please6090.43.759
busy6092.484.639
you're having regret6094.1592.96
oh what's that [ __ ] out here shooting6098.1594.721
maybe you make it ah there's not enough6100.84.319
boxes to put stuff in make a new box6102.884.4
just pull up here okay6105.1194.161
somebody's up in the woods i think6107.285.04
oh yeah baby6109.284.64
oh yeah there's there's a horse one of6112.325.879
them's coming back don't you have mvj's6113.924.279
being shot at by a scientist oh okay6124.2395.201
okay i i see one of those oh drop6126.7195.601
no i just was i see them back when i had6129.445.279
my good weapon i could take a shot from6132.323.76
here and hit him and6134.7193.601
now i can't okay all right where are you6136.084.4
at i can hear you by the workbench yeah6138.324.0
yeah i'm hiding i'm staying out of the6140.483.44
light because if they've got a long6142.323.12
distance weapon they could pepper you6143.923.44
but they're not good shots i think no no6145.443.279
i think that might have been scientists6147.363.2
hey uh in the light here i'm just gonna6148.7193.281
put down one of these6150.562.559
boom6152.04.639
i think that make yep we're gonna win6153.1195.04
yep oh6156.6392.641
where6158.1594.881
where's that plane gonna drop something6159.286.8
drops peeps drops oh really yeah6163.045.119
you got a horse uh no6166.083.599
i thought you had a horse6168.1594.0
no i don't i don't think i do you found6169.6795.161
one by that scrap thingy where we were6172.1595.281
okay okay these night fishing goggles6174.843.56
are awful6177.442.48
absolutely awful6178.42.48
i can't6179.922.4
this is what they consider night vision6180.883.04
you want my candle hat no i don't want6182.322.879
your damn candle head that's just gonna6183.922.799
give me away okay6185.1993.44
oh god this is stupid i'm gonna lose all6186.7194.0
this [ __ ] good luck6188.6393.841
yeah i see the drops6190.7193.601
okay they're closer to them i bet yeah6192.483.12
they're gonna get to it before we do6194.322.56
this might be a perfect time to attack6195.62.639
their base if we want to try well you6196.884.799
want to come back inside make a plan uh6198.2395.361
okay do we have time should we just go i6201.6792.641
mean what are you going to attack the6203.62.24
base with we might need some of these i6204.323.28
have a gun oh i thought you wanted to go6205.843.279
naked and i go with a gun you'd be like6207.62.88
you go in first and i'll be in behind6209.1192.881
you i can you you know i can spot6210.484.719
threats okay okay all right like we need6212.05.119
some explosives though okay well then oh6215.1993.601
god get what you need it's been five6217.1193.361
minutes you're not naked yet6218.83.359
yep because we didn't have a box this is6220.483.679
why we lose you were so [ __ ] slow6222.1593.04
well6224.1593.921
i don't like you either6225.1994.96
are you doing it i went last time thick6228.084.88
uh how do i put my my lights on my my6230.1593.921
night vision6232.964.32
do you remember yeah yeah you should uh6234.085.119
no but that that's the reason why you6237.283.839
should go this time for the drops6239.1995.44
okay let's see i gotta get food6241.1194.961
stop falling you have night vision on6244.6393.681
you can see i know where to how do i how6246.085.68
do i turn the light as night vision6248.323.44
look across from us6252.04.32
uh north 10 north 10. i mean this is the6253.524.639
you get it get it6256.324.72
i get i get killed a lot in the uh6258.1595.04
in the dark nbgs6261.043.199
you're right6263.1993.601
wish i could wish i could fire or wish i6264.2394.801
could put put them on and turn them on6266.83.28
you can6269.043.04
alright i'm going anyways6270.085.119
i'll figure it out okay6272.084.48
if6275.1993.44
it is6276.564.559
have you6278.6392.48
all right i see you i can't see all6281.443.6
right i'll close the door all right you6283.842.96
got the door yeah6285.044.159
okay all right right behind you6286.84.0
no you need to you need to go first i6289.1994.161
need to look at your name6290.84.399
follow your name no you know where the6293.363.44
base is it's lit up over there i can't6295.1993.44
see the ground okay i can see the ground6296.84.08
i'm in front of you go okay what you're6298.6394.321
saying makes no sense there's a pig in6300.883.12
front of you6302.963.199
see i can't see kill it6304.04.0
did you kill it oh we're taking fire6306.1593.441
from the woods is that a scientist or6308.02.719
can we run6309.64.16
back to play back to base okay hold on6310.7195.281
yeah that's definitely a scientist6313.763.68
this game hates us like every time we6316.03.199
try to go out and do something it's pigs6317.444.48
scientists jesus christ all right get6319.1994.321
naked and do a hail mary or something go6321.924.319
for it okay6323.522.719
okay6327.044.8
got baddies everywhere oh6328.2394.4
this6331.843.44
this night vision sucks6332.6396.241
oh it's the worst oh god there yeah6335.285.359
this isn't gonna be good6338.883.839
i have to sneak6340.6396.0
and this could this could go really6342.7195.201
come on6346.6392.981
come at me bro6347.925.04
[Music]6349.624.539
oh no6352.964.52
two of them6354.1593.321
going napes6360.322.799
yeah all right good luck6361.63.36
i got my eye on you from a distance are6363.1195.6
there pigs eggs pigs pigs no i6364.965.92
don't see any pigs just hey if you're6368.7194.721
naked just run for it okay make it make6370.884.319
at least noise as possible what should i6373.443.279
do when i get there6375.1993.601
did you grab a land mine yeah put a6376.7194.0
landmine in front of the door okay then6378.82.72
wait6380.7191.92
okay6381.522.56
you're doing great you're doing great i6382.6392.881
can't say anything6384.083.52
just run towards the base you're fine6385.523.04
okay6387.63.039
there's a scientist i think6388.563.92
chasing you i'm getting shot at no6390.6394.711
that's a scientist he's chasing you okay6392.484.4
[Music]6395.352.41
oh6396.884.08
oh what is this what is going on here6397.766.24
what is going on here6400.964.159
spikes6404.03.84
yeah watch out for spikes6405.1194.881
can't see anything i know you can't i6407.844.319
know you can't6410.04.4
no i could see in their place6412.1593.201
put a land mine in front of their6414.43.44
[ __ ] door6415.362.48
oh i see you up there too6418.04.639
let's not let me lay it down6420.6393.921
what why i don't know6422.6394.241
oh really it's [ __ ] might be too6424.564.0
close no that's [ __ ] we should be6426.885.2
able to whoa what was that6428.563.52
the hell was that6436.42.96
too dark way too dark oh yeah no [ __ ]6439.6793.44
it's way too dark can't see anything6441.6793.361
nice try though not really6443.1193.361
yeah so you you couldn't put down the6445.043.199
mine it was like red like it wouldn't6446.484.0
place so yeah i don't know6448.2393.44
that's yeah i feel like they've been6450.482.4
putting mines all over the front of our6451.6792.641
house yeah how come we can't do it to6452.882.64
them it could have been the ground6454.322.879
wasn't even or i don't know it was so6455.523.28
dark anyway6457.1994.721
did the best i could6458.85.7
[Applause]6461.9214.16
[Music]6464.513.58
this could get hairy6476.083.599
risk and reward6478.082.8
here we go6479.6792.881
oh yeah6480.883.97
h6482.565.2
[Music]6484.855.07
get rid of that there we go6487.764.959
i might be able to get the next drop6489.924.719
there's another horse6492.7194.48
this horse island oh i see6494.6394.161
see a bluey6497.1993.761
but does he see me6498.84.83
and i hear a chicken6500.965.92
[Music]6503.633.25
where him at6507.364.0
oh i think he's walking away from it6509.1993.761
here we go6511.362.96
okay good6512.962.8
getting out of here6514.324.64
man i knew thick 44 could do it6515.765.12
all right6518.963.85
hi-ho other stolen6520.883.96
[Music]6522.814.07
horse dick was looting the air drop6524.844.2
neebs oh yeah that's what it said okay6526.883.52
so they're over there now oh you think6529.042.96
doraleous is by himself i could try to6530.43.6
hail mary i put the good gum gun up i6532.04.159
got a shotgun can we go with you uh if6534.04.239
you want to if we go together he's he's6536.1593.52
over there okay what we're gonna do6538.2392.721
we're gonna swing a different way than6539.6795.081
what we usually do okay6540.963.8
[Music]6550.9911.909
how do you get up this way6566.323.52
can we get up this way maybe not maybe6570.2393.841
not maybe not [ __ ]6572.084.559
somebody no jesus right here absolutely6574.084.0
i hope you found the spot yeah can you6576.6396.281
get up i think so come to me6578.084.84
[Music]6583.284.0
watching for mines6588.7193.561
[Music]6593.786.06
oh there's a turret here6597.844.56
does it work it doesn't seem to open i6599.845.52
see it doraleous inside6602.45.12
hold on6605.366.239
yeah i can't put lines here6607.528.0
maybe he'll come outside maybe so6611.5993.921
stand right here on nail him soon as he6616.45.48
opens the door okay6618.083.8
aha6636.483.0
hold on i'm coming i'm coming6640.884.319
i'm in okay6643.364.879
i can't close the door um hold on6645.1995.04
all right got all the doors [ __ ]6648.2393.281
he's gonna spawn on his bed where's his6650.2394.321
bed i don't know oh right here6651.525.44
come on go up now he's down destroy his6654.563.52
back6656.962.719
there we go sorry6658.082.72
i love you6659.6792.641
how do we destroy these beds can you can6660.82.96
you build a wall build a wall around the6662.322.24
door6663.762.32
no i can't i can't even interact with6664.563.679
the door i can't close it i know but uh6666.083.599
author authorize yourself right here on6668.2392.88
the cover authorize myself in the6669.6793.121
covered house just go up to it click it6671.1193.281
click it and then authorize clear6672.83.839
authorized list authorized open oh yeah6674.43.839
i'm sticking i'm taking their [ __ ] their6676.6393.04
wood their base is gonna start falling6678.2393.44
apart okay um6679.6793.841
keep an eye outside the door we gotta6681.6793.761
watch the door watch the windows can you6683.523.119
build walls around their door i'm6685.443.199
working i'm going as fast as i can man6686.6394.241
okay nope and build it on the inside too6688.6393.281
there we go6690.883.04
we need shutters on these windows we6691.923.84
enforce them yeah but i took the wood6693.922.56
out6695.762.32
gotcha is this part of our base now it's6696.483.28
the hardest one it's part of their base6698.083.2
it'll crumble but if they can't get back6699.764.08
inside that could be good6701.284.64
hey maybe all right let's loot their6703.843.759
[ __ ] and then let's get out okay okay6705.922.88
watch the windows oh yeah look at all6707.5992.481
this ammo look at all this [ __ ] all6708.82.96
these [ __ ] guns the windows are wide6710.083.28
open i know that let's get their [ __ ]6711.763.839
and go okay oh have they got a level two6713.363.839
workbench how'd they get a level two6715.5992.961
work bench no no they must have got some6717.1993.201
scrap in the drops or something6718.563.36
yeah these weapons are the most6720.42.719
important to get all the weapons i got6721.923.04
some weapons all right take this stone6723.1194.08
throw this stone out okay yeah the base6724.965.679
is just going to start falling apart6727.1993.44
all right we got to get back to our base6730.85.52
as soon as possible6732.325.76
this is good this is really good this is6736.323.839
good what else can we take just let's6738.083.519
not get let's not get greedy let's go6740.1593.121
okay right behind you we gotta jump and6741.5994.321
run yep okay these guys they got solar6743.283.839
up here yeah god they're way more6745.922.48
advanced than we are we got some great6747.1193.921
stuff behind me let's6748.42.64
oh we're on top now baby uh we're doing6755.284.16
better we got all this [ __ ] oh i'm gonna6757.763.2
go home and just watch their face6759.443.12
crumble from a distance watch for6760.964.6
landmines6762.563.0
[Music]6771.77.26
oh god6777.522.88
oh6778.963.04
there's someone right6780.42.96
the [ __ ] is going on here6782.02.56
[Music]6783.363.2
who are you6784.564.159
who is that6786.564.159
thought i saw someone6788.7193.92
how is this place not6790.7194.641
completely blown up now6792.6394.96
how6795.364.319
what the hell6797.5993.04
okay6799.6793.841
they must have everything6800.6394.201
i don't want that6803.524.88
[ __ ] oh my god6804.845.48
huh no whoops6808.44.16
wrong wrong button6810.323.12
huh6812.563.599
god i [ __ ] up again6813.444.64
why didn't they take everything6816.1594.48
what's going on here6818.084.8
get that on6820.6393.52
probably6822.882.319
grab6824.1592.881
this6825.1994.161
god6827.045.44
where's thick what the [ __ ]6829.365.52
[ __ ] like there's did they leave us6832.485.44
ammo what6834.885.279
hey come on come on come on yeah ready6837.923.44
yeah we're gonna go in the woods this6840.1592.171
time yeah6841.364.18
[Music]6842.333.21
can't believe how well we're doing today6846.564.48
finally finally though the rust gods6849.043.599
have shined upon us i know it took6851.043.199
forever i feel like we had a good run6852.6393.761
even if we lose this thing hey listen6854.2393.761
yeah hey we went out fighting that's6856.43.199
right like we were the underdogs we were6858.03.36
at the bottom now yeah we're back on top6859.5993.281
yep maybe i don't even see that today i6861.362.239
don't know what they have they have a6862.882.56
level two workbench they should have so6863.5993.361
much more than us and dick probably does6865.442.96
so we gotta be like that's that's the6866.963.12
guy we really gotta work uh worry about6868.43.12
we gotta worry about thick yep he's got6870.083.519
a ton of stuff on him sure we didn't6871.525.52
loot doraleous draws his body6873.5993.441
did they grab6879.6792.641
they didn't even grab6880.963.92
just half my i'm so confused6882.325.359
are they being friendly6884.883.96
oh6887.6793.281
wow i'm gonna have a [ __ ] heart6888.844.12
attack with this6890.964.48
there's my shotgun what6892.963.36
the6895.444.32
how'd they get so dumb in this6896.323.44
okay6900.05.92
oh boy what a what a hoot6901.846.319
oh6905.922.239
yeah that's6908.6394.48
that's adorable that's really funny6910.323.919
well6913.1194.08
i guess i'm stuck here forever6914.2394.561
jesus christ6917.1994.721
they're the biggest idiots6918.83.12
[Music]6924.195.25
all right keep an eye out for anybody6926.7194.321
stay up here yeah6929.443.04
okay6931.045.44
[Music]6932.484.0
the wall's still holding neebs6937.5993.091
perfect6939.365.279
[Music]6940.696.59
anybody inside oh yeah let's see there's6944.6394.601
one inside6947.285.04
[Music]6949.244.919
freeze [ __ ]6952.324.399
whoa whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ]6954.1595.361
whoa freeze i think i see you with6956.7194.641
freeze i'm not gonna i will freeze damn6959.522.639
it6961.362.48
i will wait freeze6962.1592.721
i'm not gonna freeze6963.842.64
[Music]6964.882.88
that would have been fun6966.484.639
it would have been no freezing's not fun6967.765.6
do you see him neebs yeah he's on top oh6971.1193.841
shoot him i can't shoot him i don't have6973.363.12
a good one he's also done6974.964.8
can't aim like he's not good6976.483.28
oh6979.843.6
okay oh wait he just fell down well i'm6980.7195.841
he's on amazing no no no no i'm uh i'm6983.444.96
fine6986.563.84
you look hurt i feel great i've never6988.43.6
felt better you look like you had a6990.44.239
rough night breaking no6992.03.679
you kind of look like you're bleeding6994.6395.52
out up there okay dude i'm so good6995.6794.48
i'm gonna mind your own business you7001.763.68
little peeping tom7003.444.48
okay anything in that uh smell to their7005.446.48
uh neebs oh yeah hold up um medals and7007.926.96
stuff uh how was your guys day uh it's7011.925.44
been pretty good so far i feel like that7014.884.48
oh no oh okay now7017.364.96
[Music]7019.364.4
neebs this is going swimmingly all right7022.322.96
let's get back to our basement it could7023.762.64
turn around and then7025.283.04
yeah all it takes is thick to be at our7026.44.08
base yeah and then like yeah really7028.322.89
messed up7030.482.56
[Music]7031.213.67
it's safe out here then7033.043.199
this little thing they made that was all7034.883.52
safe i'll just hide here7036.2394.161
[ __ ]7038.43.52
i should put these land mines around7040.43.759
their base shouldn't i um sure you know7041.923.84
kind of a why not they did it to us7044.1593.601
let's do it to them kind of thing yep7045.763.439
all right give me a second7047.764.24
what's that what's that i don't know7049.1994.241
oh it's a turret7052.03.36
oh they got a turret7053.443.279
shooting the wall7055.362.239
that's7056.7193.121
okay7057.5992.241
now we're going home yeah go home go7061.1192.48
home okay7062.483.04
yeah7063.5993.281
we're back7065.522.8
poor doraleous7066.883.359
kind of feeling for him right now i know7068.323.839
i like drivers he did kill me with a7070.2394.48
land mine though so sweet revenge yeah7072.1593.681
and that might have been him that killed7074.7195.52
me earlier but i was attacking his place7075.844.399
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]7080.84.04
oh7083.5995.281
boy oh boy i'm gonna die7084.846.2
oh my god get7088.884.48
out7091.043.199
oh7093.362.96
back and forth back and forth to and fro7094.2394.96
to and fro what the hell these guys are7096.325.52
not stuck7099.1992.641
[ __ ]7103.282.319
ah oh7106.44.48
yeah we got we got we got attacked be7108.6394.321
careful watch out they were just here7110.883.759
well you know what i gotta run if7112.963.679
they're oh did you just close the door7114.6393.921
can you open that door yeah but but good7116.6393.6
luck7118.564.24
oh7120.2392.561
well neebs yeah somebody died out here7131.6793.52
um7134.083.36
is this why the server shut down yeah7135.1994.161
it's like some sort of halloween update7137.443.12
why they do that in the middle i don't7139.364.239
know drop coming in see that oh no7140.564.96
do we do it no hell no look at us we're7143.5993.441
sitting on we're sitting on top okay7145.523.36
unless it drops right on top like where7147.043.599
to go right now drop it come on right7148.883.44
now drop it drop it drop it it's gonna7150.6393.281
drop it right on them they need it they7152.324.72
can't even get into their damn7153.923.12
if you want to get naked and go for it7161.282.48
go for it7162.563.039
should we just get naked and go yeah7163.765.08
let's do it let's do it make it7165.5997.6
go drop is dropping right on me7168.846.52
oh my god7173.1996.161
i am coming vic yeah man i can see oh my7175.365.52
god i'm gonna hide in a bush in case7179.363.92
those guys come and i'll flank them7180.885.759
flank stallone oh there's a bear okay7183.285.12
all right i'm going for it go for it get7186.6395.52
it get it all thick i need stuff7188.45.839
oh god is it near that it's near that uh7192.1594.721
outpost are they gonna shoot me7194.2395.281
yeah son of a [ __ ] it sucks it to tell7196.883.359
you7199.522.32
cause like now i know he's there which7200.2393.601
is completely unfair can i get down this7201.845.2
way ugh clearly not7203.843.2
good stuff good stuff7209.284.24
get all the good stuff and uh yeah7211.1993.52
all right you're gonna have to break7213.522.56
down a wall so we can get back in our7214.7194.0
place all right i'll see you up there7216.086.24
hold on i i feel like i hear footsteps7218.7196.561
it's probably a bluebee7222.322.96
maybe it's not a bluebee oh7225.524.079
oh boy where they flanked from where7227.443.52
they playing from all right no they7229.5992.801
didn't flank7230.962.88
i killed the bluebee7232.45.279
oh god scared the [ __ ] out of me7233.843.839
where are you son of a [ __ ] i got an7238.2393.92
arrow coming right to your [ __ ] head7239.923.279
oh god7242.1592.48
all right i'm there i don't see him with7243.1993.601
this one7244.6394.401
right there7246.82.24
oh boy yep i got he seen me7249.6796.081
who's that7254.2394.161
help it's me7255.762.64
hi7259.6793.361
hey how you doing pretty good i'm gonna7260.6394.051
heal7263.043.8
[Music]7264.694.83
up i got a compound bow for for7266.846.44
doraleous doraleous thank you7269.523.76
where's the other idiot oh i don't know7274.1594.08
it's a pseudorange okay hey yeah he's7276.563.36
got he's got some clothes yeah be7278.2394.561
careful we might not be alone here7279.924.719
what's going on7282.84.24
was that those guys what is that7284.6395.04
said those guys7287.045.679
oh neebs yeah i wonder if the explosion7289.6794.321
we heard was them trying to get back7292.7193.681
into the house oh you think yeah maybe7294.04.719
hmm kind of want to go over and peek but7296.44.96
that's ridiculous right are they in can7298.7194.48
how have we not found binoculars yet7301.363.359
that's crazy i don't know well we got7303.1993.361
some good loot now we got all these guns7304.7193.841
and ammo nothing in this box that's your7306.564.24
box that's it well yeah that's just my7308.564.24
box okay i'll make that just your box7310.83.76
okay i'm trying to see if i see them7312.84.56
inside right and i don't i see a pig7314.564.48
what if we just made a ton of grenades7317.363.04
that's one of the one things we can make7319.043.52
when we have one okay we only with a7320.43.839
level one yeah okay make a ton of7322.562.96
grenades okay you know we got the7324.2392.801
gunpowder yep because yeah i don't think7325.522.56
there's any way we're gonna get uh7327.042.48
enough scrap by the end of this to make7328.082.88
the damn uh workbench they're shooting7329.523.76
at me go inside go inside okay7330.964.239
hey you kept talking i said i was like7333.283.52
goodbye and you kept talking well you7335.1993.04
could you can hear me from down here7336.83.439
just quit talking sometimes when i when7338.2393.201
i say goodbye7340.2392.48
like you say goodbye and you walk to7341.442.88
your car together yeah but i was saying7342.7193.121
are you gonna go downstairs and start7344.322.96
making stuff you're just standing there7345.846.44
looking at me start making stuff7347.285.0
[Music]7352.414.07
what do you think of this this old thing7354.04.88
oh my god that's that's certain death7356.484.639
isn't it well can't because that well7358.884.4
maybe you can have you gone can you get7361.1194.401
in here yeah you can get in there okay7363.284.399
oh my god this is7365.523.44
there's one right up the road that's7367.6793.52
weaker that's got like better windows7368.964.32
yeah but this seems to provide more more7371.1993.201
protection7373.284.0
yeah well try it out look we just need7374.44.48
some pistols oh7377.283.439
these windows go down you see that yeah7378.883.44
yeah just yeah7380.7193.041
all right yep and i'm in the back seat7382.324.16
too all right well we need pistons we7383.765.12
can't break anything open7386.484.0
okay we'll find a piston i'm gonna hit7388.883.359
the stuff on the road i want to go back7390.483.36
and not leave our place unattended and i7392.2393.521
want to make like that rocket i have7393.843.359
faith you will find a piston and i'm7395.763.12
going to look as well down the road all7397.1993.841
the way all right i'll see you in a bit7398.884.56
man meet you at the base7401.045.8
babe bye-bye7403.443.4
hey neebs you here yeah buddy what's7408.325.2
happening hey uh can you let me in just7410.7195.041
cause i got nothing else going on and7413.524.56
you're about to wrap this thing up and i7415.764.479
just figured i'd be here just to hang7418.084.72
out today okay i mean unless there's7420.2394.241
something that i could help with7422.84.48
specifically that's very easy to gather7424.485.04
that might help you because i can gather7427.284.64
basic things yeah i don't know i just7429.524.159
you being here i don't want you to like7431.923.759
help us you know it's kind of a versus7433.6794.0
thing i know it's a versus thing but7435.6794.241
you've you've completely got your asses7437.6794.241
handed to you so far haven't you or not7439.923.6
i mean you want to fill me in we've had7441.923.12
some good stuff happen here i'll just7443.523.28
come out and talk to you okay so you're7445.044.0
not even gonna let me in i don't i you7446.83.76
can't trust anybody here you know that's7449.044.079
part of the game well i mean the part7450.564.96
you know that i'm not for them because7453.1194.08
we've agreed upon that that would be7455.524.48
like weird okay well you so you don't7457.1994.4
want me to help you so i'm just coming7460.03.84
here to say hey that's fine i just don't7461.5993.681
want you know if we happen to like7463.843.12
really give it to them i don't be like7465.283.52
well it's because simon gave you that7466.964.159
thing okay well that's fine how about7468.84.799
this though i am neutral so if i'm over7471.1194.161
there while you're attacking just leave7473.5993.841
me be yeah i won't shoot you maybe you7475.284.0
can just tag along like the and cops you7477.443.36
know the ride-alongs i'd love to be a7479.284.0
ride-along guy yeah okay all right so7480.84.399
listen when there's a time to ride you7483.283.839
let me know otherwise i'll just be7485.1994.561
standing here staring okay i'll see you7487.1195.281
in a little bit okay bye see ya7489.764.56
this is gonna be fun7492.45.36
oh oh [ __ ] neebs we got an intruder7494.324.799
oh7497.763.76
oh neebs yes sorry that sucks7499.1194.08
i'm sorry i am back i got a bunch of7501.525.119
good scrap holy [ __ ] jesus7503.1995.52
holy moly man7506.6394.241
what he about killed me but that's okay7508.7193.44
it looked like i don't even see the7510.883.44
health on my thing yeah i'm fine okay7512.1593.681
good you're dressed like doraleous7514.323.04
doraleous is what was wearing that exact7515.842.96
same get up you freaked the [ __ ] out of7517.363.759
me oh i'm sorry i just this is the only7518.84.879
get up i have i found it hey you got to7521.1194.0
bring that scrap man we got to get the7523.6795.361
building yeah i got 120 of it whoa nice7525.1196.161
hey oh and neebs by the way technically7529.044.72
i've given you some scrap already so7531.284.959
you know if if you do win they could7533.764.16
they could say that i helped okay we're7536.2394.491
gonna throw some of that out okay good7537.924.4
[Music]7540.733.989
what is that poop sneaker looking at7542.323.839
just sitting there on your horse i don't7544.7193.281
know who you are that's simon i don't7546.1592.721
know7548.03.599
and simon seems pretty chummy with those7548.884.239
guys lately7551.5994.401
pretty damn chubby what are you doing7553.1195.12
oh you wanna you wanna okay you wanna do7556.03.04
this7558.2393.201
let's let's check this out let's check7559.044.079
this you want to play this7561.443.679
how's the drop on that7563.1194.56
uh huh is that gonna how's that high7565.1194.161
velocity7567.6794.721
is that huh a little bit a little low7569.284.799
is that person even playing right oh i7572.44.4
got a hit did i get a hit oh i got a7574.0794.16
little hit i don't think that person7576.82.56
knows7578.2393.121
i'm shooting at him7579.364.56
come on i could do this all day oh he7581.364.239
has another hit7583.923.6
oh yeah7585.5994.801
who who is this person7587.527.119
who's it dumb it's me come on oh no okay7590.46.0
come on gotta get to that perfect spot7594.6393.44
right there7596.43.92
oh the hell shooting7598.0794.321
come on oh oh you're moving now oh you7600.324.08
want to move what is happening who the7602.44.239
hell is shooting at my [ __ ] horse7604.44.48
simon you still out here yeah i'm still7606.6394.881
out here i'm sitting out here just on my7608.885.279
phone and then i look up oh and somebody7611.524.32
shoot my frickin horse in the neck with7614.1593.761
arrows oh yeah it's coming from uh7615.843.759
dora's base run over there and check it7617.922.4
out7619.5992.48
what the hell man7620.323.359
what are you doing7622.0793.921
geez louise do i got a freaking i don't7623.6793.761
i don't want to mess around with these7626.03.52
guys but this is not right leave this7627.445.199
poor horse out of it7629.523.92
what7632.6394.401
did they kill that horse yes they did7633.445.759
what the hell are you doing what are you7637.043.92
doing i didn't know it was you what am i7639.1993.601
doing yeah well right now i just kind of7640.964.88
want to finish the job you know oh do ya7642.84.72
do kind of dude7645.843.04
i don't know well because what i'm7647.523.28
hanging out over here you seem awful7648.884.4
chummy super super chump jump7650.83.919
what i didn't realize that i wasn't7653.283.04
allowed to be chubby well i didn't7654.7194.321
realize it was you until now well well7656.324.48
maybe you should now then change your7659.043.92
tone of voice and realize that just i7660.83.919
could be chumps with you and them i7662.962.88
don't know why you're bringing all the7664.7193.52
attitude right now mr chum chummy pants7665.846.72
excuse excuse me trump'll still skin oh7668.2396.081
don't even start with me i'm shooting7672.564.4
back at you yeah i felt it and it hurt7674.324.799
it hurt me a lot i don't like that7676.964.719
at dorellis is it just you uh right now7679.1194.881
it is yes thank you hello7681.6795.201
oh hello oh hello oh who did think just7684.04.48
kind of thick thick thick thing hey7686.883.92
crazy oh [ __ ]7688.483.599
whoa guys7690.83.6
easy on the minefield just set out that7692.0794.08
thing himself all right7694.43.6
i'm gonna follow him hello i'm just7696.1593.841
coming hello thick i don't know why but7698.04.239
uh but uh for some reason dora killed my7700.04.48
horse just because and he seemed to7702.2394.241
think it was okay okay i mean i didn't7704.483.119
know it was him7706.483.44
so what do you say so if you didn't know7707.5994.56
his meat or shouldn't you apologize yeah7709.925.679
sorry about that okay all right hey7712.1594.56
what are you doing what are you doing7715.5993.04
dora i need another horse if if you7716.7193.52
could to replace the one that you killed7718.6393.201
dude they're like everywhere7720.2394.48
they're like everywhere dory dora open7721.846.16
the door all right um simon simon whose7724.7195.36
side are you on right now simon well uh7728.05.44
right now i feel like i i should i'm not7730.0795.12
on any side but i should be on the side7733.443.12
of the people who aren't killing my7735.1993.04
horses and just saying go get another7736.564.72
one oh but i'm i'm scared to tell you7738.2395.201
that that i'm on another side because7741.283.359
then you're probably just going to kill7743.443.52
me oh so you're on their side no all7744.6395.04
right yeah no no no i'm not no no no no7746.964.8
don't do it well i'm not on that side7749.6794.56
i'm not on any side i wouldn't i didn't7751.766.919
do it i was on their side7754.2394.44
[ __ ]7760.2395.071
[Music]7762.263.05
look at this night look at that moon7769.524.719
holy moly all right i made it back7771.923.679
absorb7774.2394.48
yeah i i forgot to recycle the guitar oh7775.5994.801
well that's okay we'll keep the guitar7778.7196.321
check this out okay oh yeah yeah perfect7780.46.48
what's the plan uh i've already made7785.044.32
like a bunch of grenades okay so uh but7786.883.6
i don't know what else we want to make7789.363.6
is there anything in particular um i7790.483.759
don't know what's our best chance of7792.962.88
winning this thing uh best chance of7794.2393.121
winning do we want to try to like take7795.843.359
their base like make their base hours i7797.363.04
mean we already [ __ ] them up pretty7799.1993.601
good last time yeah i think we win by we7800.45.12
win by building we go over there we make7802.84.799
doors for ourselves and we we lock them7805.523.92
out okay i'll be in charge i'll be the7807.5994.08
gun guy and you be the builder okay oh7809.444.0
yeah and guess what else i found what7811.6793.92
check this out bam binocular is7813.444.32
beautiful so in the morning we can go up7815.5994.0
there and we can see we can see if7817.763.359
they're there if not we know what we7819.5992.961
need to do is wait for a drop because we7821.1193.52
know they're like fix a loot goblin he7822.563.92
can't help himself doraleous is kind of7824.6393.761
the same way so we wait for a drop7826.483.199
they're going to go to the drop we're7828.42.56
going to go to the base we're going to7829.6793.121
take that [ __ ] base for ourselves7830.965.36
it'll be their downfall7832.83.52
[Music]7836.745.339
see them doraleous no where are they i7839.5995.201
don't know i was just oh oh oh what what7842.0795.201
what i see a plane where where oh i do7844.85.04
two 210 oh7847.284.399
oh just drop it go ahead drop drop them7849.843.04
right drop it just right in the middle7851.6792.721
let it go drop the drop down we're going7852.883.44
to drop it7854.44.799
oh you oh oh my god they're gonna that's7856.324.399
their house7859.1993.841
is it it's a little bit beyond there oh7860.7194.0
it's a pretty close that's pretty much7863.043.52
there i might be able to get to that car7864.7195.041
and repair it and we get there shot okay7866.564.88
let me out let me out we still need to7869.764.24
make a key okay7871.444.08
meet me at the maybe at the drop it's7874.03.28
gonna be i don't wanna i don't wanna die7875.523.52
okay you're not gonna die they can't hit7877.283.12
anything they don't even know you're7879.043.039
there when you're shooting them oh my7880.44.48
god7882.0794.881
someone's leaving yeah it's gotta be7884.883.52
they just don't leave they're going7886.962.719
towards the woods7888.42.319
yeah can you see you see those7889.6792.96
binoculars who's that there's something7890.7193.281
there's a naked person out in the front7892.6393.281
yard front yard7894.03.92
just standing there yeah see that naked7895.924.08
person that's that's got to be silent7897.923.92
you got to be simon just stay in there7900.04.88
okay whatever okay yeah yeah so someone7901.845.839
left uh pretty sure okay you know what7904.884.48
should we go for it just go over there7907.6793.92
uh well yeah you have are you prepped7909.365.2
yeah let's do it7911.5992.961
hello all right7915.044.88
repair this thing7917.042.88
oh my god7920.2392.96
[ __ ]7922.2394.48
you can't repair it with what i have7923.1995.841
start lobbing huh7926.7194.801
stop doing your thing okay okay7929.044.72
watch out for mine okay see anybody in7931.524.48
there oh yeah one arm's in there oh yeah7933.766.6
should i shoot him yeah go for it7936.04.36
yeah you okay no sorry we're coming7946.86.04
we'll help you okay thanks7950.0795.6
ah oh that hurts yep sorry are you guys7952.845.879
doing nothing7955.6793.04
[Laughter]7958.923.96
can i lock these inside7960.43.92
uh oh7962.882.56
that was bad7964.322.319
maybe through the window through the7965.444.199
window7966.6393.0
right here okay watch out back up back7969.843.6
up7972.43.52
okay oh yeah a couple in there not very7973.447.36
nice of you guys sorry girl this just uh7975.926.96
name of the game7980.83.13
sorry dora7982.884.22
[Music]7983.933.17
okay they've oh they've made a new door7989.1993.201
and everything huh do you have a lot of7991.1193.441
grenades uh no yeah i know i've threw7992.43.6
all the grenades what kind of damage can7994.564.4
we do to that door7996.02.96
that's that's going to take forever7999.283.6
isn't it yep sure is all right so what's8000.564.0
our play i was trying to build it won't8002.882.96
let me anymore they must have changed8004.562.48
god damn it they changed it all right8005.843.359
clever bastards can we piggyback up in8007.044.24
there somehow hey come here yeah can you8009.1993.281
get on my back what about can you just8011.282.24
jump that way8012.482.96
no it ain't going to work8013.523.679
destroy this foundation this foundation8015.445.36
right here this looks weak really8017.1993.601
doesn't tell me the strength of it so it8022.6394.0
doesn't say the strength i don't see the8024.963.679
strength that's [ __ ] it should tell8026.6393.52
you the strength8028.6393.04
put my hatchet all right [ __ ] it all8030.1593.121
right let's get out of here right uh8031.6794.081
yeah i guess so8033.284.879
now we know which side can get in so hey8035.764.24
we got that going for us all right let's8038.1593.201
go uh to the right let's go back this8040.04.159
way go back this way8041.362.799
dralius yes fit i couldn't repair that8045.284.959
vehicle i think i need like sheet metal8048.323.839
or something they just they killed me8050.2394.88
twice man yeah get in really all right8052.1594.801
coming in yeah really did they take8055.1193.921
stuff did they take stuff well i'll bet8056.964.159
they would they did they break down they8059.043.199
probably just took everything out of8061.1193.6
that thing and they took nothing they do8062.2393.92
what were they trying to break your8064.7193.761
spirit out at everything it did break my8066.1595.761
spirit that is a fact8068.483.44
all right never ready uh yep all right8072.05.28
same way out here we went before sure8073.924.239
all right8077.282.7
scenic pain8078.1599.2
[Music]8079.987.379
this is when we're going oh god yeah i8088.886.44
think is this the time are we yeah8091.044.28
around the back like we always do yeah8095.5994.08
just follow me follow me yeah8097.283.439
you want to wrap around to the other8099.6792.881
side this time uh yeah man wherever you8100.7194.161
go i'm behind you right here8102.564.159
yep no i said i'm sitting behind you8104.883.359
okay guys i thought you said where did8106.7193.761
you go i'm behind you nope wherever you8108.2393.92
go i can see how you would think that8110.483.52
yeah gotcha gotcha8112.1593.52
don't see anybody looking at us from the8114.02.42
base8115.6792.4
[Music]8116.424.06
around to the other side because we want8118.0793.921
to run into them i imagine our long8120.484.159
distance game isn't as good as theirs8122.04.639
oh [ __ ]8124.6394.401
there they are who was that [ __ ]8126.6394.401
use the rockets gorillas i'm going off8129.044.159
what'd you get oh god i'm down down8131.045.88
neebs it's up to you8133.1993.721
okay uh8141.364.319
shoot i gotta get out of the house8143.284.64
dude watch your step watch your step you8145.6793.841
can go up from the top8147.923.92
that's what i'm gonna do dude i put uh8149.523.92
right behind me you'll see me on the8151.842.48
ground8153.443.44
there's uh there's a little thing okay8154.324.16
i'm coming8156.883.759
oh yeah mine8158.484.639
gotcha let me find my stuff8160.6394.08
going to it8163.1194.401
cover me cover me8164.7192.801
careful8168.483.119
no i'm wounded you gotta shout on8169.5994.0
rallies use the rockets [ __ ] i see you8171.5993.361
peeking [ __ ]8173.5995.321
right there come back8174.963.96
he's getting the stuff he's loading he's8179.5993.761
loading the bodies wherever i died8181.363.2
[Music]8183.363.44
hey dick how you doing you shut up i'm8184.566.639
i'm moving oh ow ow now get out right8186.85.679
now [ __ ]8191.1993.44
now8192.4792.16
say you8194.7192.8
no8196.084.319
uh was it it was though right yeah8197.5195.601
okay sorry it's part of the game hey8200.3994.721
let's get a rocket launcher8203.123.279
no i don't what are you talking about8205.123.599
that's cheating wait how are you up sit8206.3994.211
down [ __ ]8208.7197.121
[Music]8210.617.31
who's that that's me i'm fired at their8215.844.479
goddamn face oh8217.924.559
oh sorry girl it's part of the game8220.3194.961
okay okay coming up coming up coming up8222.4794.24
all right i'm i'm with you i'm with your8225.282.88
needs i'm with you now real quick see if8226.7193.121
you can hit see if you can hit this uh8228.163.439
right here at the bottom okay all right8229.843.519
stand back stand back8231.5994.241
yep yep8233.3594.801
hit it8235.842.32
working8239.043.76
[Music]8240.7994.88
is that doing anything i can't tell man8242.84.879
try chopping this8245.6793.361
sorry i just fired a rocket at one of8247.6792.8
those like the one arm's alive and8249.044.559
inside but i think i just murdered him8250.4794.641
oh wait no there's another one inside8253.5993.441
he's climbing the stairs oh he's going8255.123.279
upstairs yeah let me get some cover let8257.043.04
me get some cover all right i'm gonna8258.3993.601
toss some days in there oh watch out8260.084.88
neither watch out better short too short8262.05.12
you got to throw higher man8264.963.519
why can't i throw higher than that8267.123.68
that's some old [ __ ] man it's a wood8268.4794.96
window and how does a rocket launcher8270.84.96
not destroy a goddamn wood window the8273.4393.92
wood window8275.762.879
hey8277.3594.16
no spawning no spawning in the bed um i8278.6393.531
i didn't8281.5191.84
[Music]8282.173.349
let's see but i see you there wasn't me8283.3593.761
i mean8285.5193.2
this is awkward dallas is in there8287.124.239
behind the stairs oh yeah right there8288.7196.88
no i'm not guys behind the stairs huh8291.3595.36
it's not me8295.5992.241
not you8296.7193.201
i wouldn't think of it8297.845.639
did that go in8299.923.559
sorry dora sorry8304.6395.721
[Music]8306.733.63
all right8310.883.12
i don't give up so easy8311.924.24
drops that they have not looted unless8314.04.24
they put garbage in them like i usually8316.162.96
do8318.242.64
nope not garbage8319.123.92
we're getting ooh8320.883.679
we got this8323.042.8
i think8324.5593.12
i can do this8325.844.879
all right radiation poisoning oh no8327.6796.401
those guys [ __ ] and radiation poisoning8330.7197.041
all right i can get one drop8334.083.68
no no no oh no you don't8338.4795.601
i just killed one of you with a rock8341.764.799
imagine what i could do with a gun that8344.084.0
shoots like [ __ ]8346.5593.091
zigzag zigzag8348.085.77
[Music]8349.654.2
uh neebs yeah please i got an idea move8354.6393.76
all right now oh god when i'm just8356.84.16
responding somebody hey i see you back8358.3993.841
there8360.962.88
yeah all right he's down all right neebs8362.242.96
move hey8363.843.839
okay get away from the front door8365.25.279
oh okay gotcha uh oh wow you were able8367.6795.201
to place it8370.4792.401
[Music]8380.113.079
and one sleeping bag down8384.86.0
uh clear authorized list8387.4394.721
start building deep start building oh i8390.82.639
can't break this other sleeping bag my8392.162.96
shit's broke do you have a hammer to8393.4394.0
upgrade8395.122.319
hold on hold on all right upgrade the8398.163.6
wood okay i'll make a door hold on we8400.083.279
got to protect this8401.764.639
yeah sleeping bag down8403.3595.12
neebs i want to make sure this works8406.3993.761
okay can you open this door right here8408.4793.92
go outside all right i'm out8410.164.96
can you get in no hey8412.3995.441
it's our base baby8415.124.56
oh let's block off whatever other way8417.843.519
they can get in uh god i hate these8419.683.84
windows i really hate these windows yep8421.3595.281
i know but what are you gonna do8423.523.12
i kind of feel like we just won this8427.123.84
neebs it's gonna be hard to top this uh8428.563.68
yeah i don't know how they're gonna do8430.963.519
it we got both the bases you don't see8432.243.92
any sleeping bags uh laying around do8434.4795.601
you uh nope but don't8436.167.51
i think victory is ours8440.086.71
[Music]8443.673.12
[Music]8451.822.9
hey nate8453.524.08
yeah hey how's your base over there my8454.725.36
base is great how's your face my face is8457.65.839
fine we got two bases now all right8460.085.84
if i can if i can just get8463.4394.081
one last kill8465.922.72
for the day8467.523.44
where'd the other guys go oh i have no8468.644.0
idea they i mean they had to have8470.962.96
respawned out in the world they're out8472.643.52
there and they're naked uh i did see two8473.924.399
drops come down though over there8476.163.44
oh yeah there's a good chance of going8478.3192.641
for them but god the things are going to8479.64.96
be surrounded by blueberries8480.963.6
they're [ __ ] they're so [ __ ] i kind8484.644.24
of want to start a charity for them yeah8487.123.359
i know i'm getting to the point where i8488.883.28
kind of feel bad i feel like we're8490.4794.481
bullying them yeah i know it feels bad8492.165.44
now yeah what would you name the charity8494.964.8
we could mix their names together maybe8497.64.64
the d from doraleous and then add that8499.765.599
to thick like bragelina yeah the the8502.244.159
thick d8505.3594.321
foundation yeah thick d foundation yeah8506.3995.841
donate the thix d foundation for just8509.684.96
the price of a cup of coffee you could8512.244.48
help the thick d foundation you could8514.644.88
help us starving dora all right hey if8516.724.4
you come visit bring wood oh you need8519.523.04
what yeah you know what i was dropping8521.123.04
some [ __ ] off i'll bring wood right now8522.563.6
donate wood to the thick d foundation8524.166.08
i'm just donating to you okay8526.167.36
did he just did he just jump out8530.245.6
where did he go8533.525.2
where did he go8535.842.88
i'm getting out of here okay8539.844.88
some berries8546.242.4
[Music]8547.272.73
okay8548.643.679
i hear eerie noises8550.03.76
[ __ ]8552.3193.04
where could he be8553.764.559
where could anyone be8555.3592.96
[Music]8559.969.339
what was that that was a boom boom take8569.524.4
cover get upstairs you're you're not8571.923.439
safe down there yeah you're not wrong8573.922.88
all right going up going up they can8575.3592.641
definitely see us gotta hate these8576.82.72
windows what were they thinking i mean8578.02.88
that's how i killed8579.523.2
these stairs go nowhere you gotta go to8580.883.36
one there's three sets of stairs in this8582.723.52
goddamn house i know who designed this8584.244.56
damn thing8586.242.56
oh oh8589.122.88
oh [ __ ]8590.82.0
oh8592.02.6
oh dick oh no8592.84.08
[Music]8594.64.759
oh buddy here i'll pick up where you8596.884.559
left off i'm gonna grab this from thick8599.3593.441
i got you bud8601.4393.521
i got you i'll do what you were8602.84.16
intending on doing8604.963.76
uh sorry about that i was intended to8606.963.359
get simon and it would have been8608.723.44
hilarious but it was less hilarious8610.3193.281
because it was you8612.164.4
sorry okay okay8613.64.48
and i i bet i know what you were trying8616.562.799
you were just trying to go in for a8618.083.76
final yeah i got it all right i can do8619.3595.601
this let's see what we can do with this8621.846.0
got a grenade in the hand gonna make a8624.967.04
mess i'm gonna blow up myself8627.844.16
i heard a boom i heard a boom too8633.3594.641
don't know where it's coming from is it8636.163.279
our other base8638.03.68
we have so many bases i know8639.4394.081
taking over the world man8641.684.639
two booms two random ass booms8643.525.919
my base looks fine of course i can tell8646.3195.521
oh yep i see one at our base look at him8649.4393.681
oh yeah look at him just trying to8651.843.36
figure out a way in hmm8653.124.319
oh oh now he sees me okay i see all8655.24.08
right who goes there8657.4393.201
it is i8659.282.64
who goes there8660.642.719
yeah hey buddy8661.923.92
what's up buddy i think you probably got8663.3593.681
us no8665.844.0
i mean i'm okay with winning if you are8667.045.359
yeah i should ask thick of course but i8669.844.8
mean he's not gonna want to give up yeah8672.3994.481
but we kind of know right i mean it8674.643.759
feels pretty yeah it feels pretty bad8676.883.439
for you guys at this point8678.3992.96
yeah8680.3192.321
[ __ ]8681.3593.841
um all right yeah you8682.644.719
i give up if dick does8685.23.84
all right you got to convince thick so i8687.3593.841
guess you got to go find him and uh yeah8689.043.84
you got you got to have that talk he's8691.23.52
not going to want to do it yeah it's8692.886.4
true hmm well he is his own person8694.724.56
oh hey buddy how you doing8699.63.36
[Music]8701.553.809
what just happened was that a trap8702.963.6
abstract8705.3593.12
abstract without a trap8706.563.919
one more for the gipper might have been8708.4795.201
a trap crap8710.4793.201
where is he where is he where is he8713.923.12
neebs you see him8715.63.68
uh where are you at i'm at the base oh8717.044.88
you're at the base yeah who did you die8719.283.6
yeah8721.923.84
well i was here with a gun he had a gun8722.884.24
was it doraleous a thing i think it was8725.763.04
uh fixed looting an airdrop right now i8727.123.279
see him in the bottom left corner8728.83.76
okay yeah um8730.3994.401
i got him nope i don't see him sorry8732.564.08
part of the game8734.85.92
okay well sorry dora that's okay bud8736.645.12
i'm gonna pass you over the head with8740.725.639
the rock part of the game nice crotch8741.764.599
[Music]8749.572.86
[Laughter]8750.174.79
[Music]8752.434.29
watch out there thick watch out dick8754.963.92
yeah see the mine yeah that yeah that8756.724.08
one really stuck out him that's why it8758.885.28
didn't work hey guys guys8760.85.599
probably you got us right8764.165.6
you had to say so our luck has shifted8766.3995.361
yeah that's fun yeah what's up i enjoyed8769.764.8
every bit of it what a pleasure that was8771.764.16
yeah8774.564.32
hey you know well played hello8775.925.2
hey8778.882.24
all right all right dora you chick8792.4793.201
[ __ ]8794.3193.941
i'm sorry8795.685.68
[Applause]8798.263.1
[Music]8809.04.12
hey i'll take you down with me this is8810.3195.281
gonna be a good time all right hang on8813.127.239
hang on here we go right to the mine8815.64.759
[Music]8821.946.57
yeah hey i should go raid their platform8825.927.499
[Music]8828.514.909
now oh huh8834.960.0
oh8837.922.24
all right have a good day sir8840.3993.681
yeah8842.3992.721
okay8844.082.8
all right one down8845.123.199
pick what you're doing8846.882.79
oh8848.31910.48
[Music]8849.679.129
it oh god where oh [ __ ] you bastards8863.125.76
whoa the box went away8866.84.32
no8868.882.24
i need8872.010.27
[Music]8874.867.41
[Music]8888.713.54
[Music]8901.083.45
oh8902.3995.77
[Music]8904.533.639
not very nice of you guys sorry girls8910.06.479
it's the name of the game8913.762.719
oh [ __ ]8916.963.519
oh dick there they are user rockets8917.924.8
derailleurs oh god i'm down down neebs8920.4794.801
it's up to you revenge god damn8922.724.88
careful not you no8925.285.039
[Music]8927.66.92
oh sorry that's part of the game8930.3194.201
[Music]8938.8310.37
part of the game nice crotch8946.246.76
hey great run guys8949.23.8
[Music]8955.7913.73
[Applause]8960.711.29
hey8969.523.52
[Applause]8971.996.969
[Music]8973.045.919
[Applause]8979.523.76
[Music]8979.675.689
you8983.282.079

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