Impressing Ladies in GTA Online
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another Neebs Gaming video! Today, we're talking about impressing the ladies in GTA Online. And let me tell you, I've got some killer moves in the game.
simon: Oh please, Neebs. Your so-called 'impressive moves' are nothing compared to my suave charm and wit. The ladies in GTA Online flock to me like moths to a flame.
appsro: Ha! You guys crack me up. The real reason this is our favorite video is because we get to show off our ridiculous antics in GTA Online. Who needs impressing ladies when you can just blow stuff up for fun?
neebs: True, true. But hey, a little charm never hurt anyone. And let's be honest, Simon, your 'suave charm' usually ends with you falling off a building or getting run over by a car in the game.
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video on the channel yet? If not, you're in for a treat with the latest GTA 5 Online episode titled "Impressing The Ladies." As a huge fan of the channel, I couldn't wait to see what antics Neebs and the gang were getting up to in Los Santos this time.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 0.19 | 6.18 |
| are we going out of town | 10.719 | 2.161 |
| yeah we're gonna we gotta go to the | 11.759 | 2.8 |
| vineyard we gotta assassinate a judge | 12.88 | 2.24 |
| hold up | 14.559 | 4.401 |
| okay you know classic stuff | 15.12 | 3.84 |
| you ever been up to the vineyard i don't | 19.039 | 3.121 |
| think on purpose probably drove by it | 20.4 | 4.0 |
| oh i feel fancy neebs why going to the | 22.16 | 4.0 |
| vineyard oh because of the vineyard | 24.4 | 3.68 |
| yeah you didn't dress fancy though oh no | 26.16 | 5.76 |
| i never do don't care too all right | 28.08 | 3.84 |
| there we go oh yeah | 35.04 | 5.359 |
| yeah look at this oh we're gonna get | 38.239 | 3.361 |
| some wine aren't we | 40.399 | 3.521 |
| no we're gonna kill a judge then get | 41.6 | 3.439 |
| some wine | 43.92 | 2.799 |
| and we could see about drinking some | 45.039 | 3.2 |
| wine actually that might be nice | 46.719 | 3.921 |
| you don't actually swallow it though i | 48.239 | 3.681 |
| hear when you go to vineyards you just | 50.64 | 1.599 |
| like | 51.92 | 1.6 |
| squish it yeah now they give you a | 52.239 | 3.041 |
| bucket it's like listerine they gave you | 53.52 | 2.64 |
| a spit bucket | 55.28 | 2.72 |
| same as listerine yeah they got | 56.16 | 3.52 |
| limousine here let's be | 58.0 | 3.92 |
| cool there is a judge right we just got | 59.68 | 4.16 |
| to kill it | 61.92 | 3.199 |
| but when we leave let's take that | 63.84 | 4.16 |
| limousine limousine i didn't see oh yeah | 65.119 | 4.32 |
| i bet that's his car | 68.0 | 2.56 |
| how you want to handle this you want to | 69.439 | 3.68 |
| go in stealthy your uh gun's blazing ah | 70.56 | 4.879 |
| i think when we leave you drive i sit in | 73.119 | 3.68 |
| the back | 75.439 | 2.481 |
| you cool with that are you talking about | 76.799 | 3.121 |
| the limo yeah dude i'll drop the limo | 77.92 | 3.519 |
| [ __ ] yeah and i'll sit in the back | 79.92 | 3.199 |
| yeah and we go to a club and you'll drop | 81.439 | 3.761 |
| me off like i'm important yeah maybe | 83.119 | 4.881 |
| okay uh yeah i'll follow your lead i'm | 85.2 | 3.2 |
| ready | 88.0 | 3.6 |
| all right yeah follow me | 88.4 | 3.2 |
| at classy remember act classy use the | 91.84 | 3.599 |
| word quite | 94.72 | 3.439 |
| a lot quite quite classy hello sir we're | 95.439 | 4.0 |
| here to act quite classy | 98.159 | 3.28 |
| i quite agree with you sir you know you | 99.439 | 3.36 |
| ain't supposed to be here oh i know what | 101.439 | 3.04 |
| the [ __ ] are you doing here | 102.799 | 5.36 |
| this is what i'm doing oh god | 104.479 | 6.881 |
| show him show him that there we go yeah | 108.159 | 3.92 |
| all right yeah | 111.36 | 3.2 |
| let me go harder okay all right we're | 112.079 | 3.281 |
| going crazy | 114.56 | 4.559 |
| hey boys how you doing shotgun boom | 115.36 | 5.68 |
| you got him oh you got him watch out | 119.119 | 3.201 |
| he's got buddies okay | 121.04 | 3.359 |
| i'm above we got them surrounded i think | 122.32 | 3.68 |
| oh wait they're down in the vineyard | 124.399 | 4.241 |
| yeah they're down to the vineyard oh | 126.0 | 4.64 |
| [ __ ] is the judge neebs yeah | 128.64 | 4.959 |
| right here got him oh get to the limo we | 130.64 | 4.4 |
| got to chase the judge he's running | 133.599 | 2.72 |
| does this mean we're not doing wine | 135.04 | 3.12 |
| tasting no we're not doing a damn wine | 136.319 | 2.481 |
| tasting | 138.16 | 4.799 |
| come on hop in hop in next seat | 138.8 | 4.159 |
| can i go this way oh god this might be | 145.68 | 3.44 |
| dumb where's that guy going oh he's | 147.52 | 3.84 |
| chasing the judge | 149.12 | 3.759 |
| this is done what we're doing but we're | 151.36 | 4.159 |
| classy doing it yeah we are floor it | 152.879 | 5.201 |
| flooring it where did he go do you know | 155.519 | 3.36 |
| where he went | 158.08 | 2.799 |
| i'd see him he went down here somewhere | 158.879 | 3.041 |
| oh boy | 160.879 | 3.601 |
| oh god okay the limo is not a good those | 161.92 | 3.92 |
| are those things | 164.48 | 3.28 |
| don't run to those i'm trying not to | 165.84 | 3.2 |
| there we go here we go get out to the | 167.76 | 3.199 |
| road where's the judge where's the judge | 169.04 | 3.279 |
| this isn't the road there's no way no he | 170.959 | 2.881 |
| got on the highway [ __ ] we're going on | 172.319 | 2.56 |
| our branch i know we're going on the | 173.84 | 2.399 |
| bridge i got this i got this we can | 174.879 | 2.161 |
| catch up to him | 176.239 | 2.72 |
| okay go on right right oh god all right | 177.04 | 4.479 |
| come on come on come on come on come on | 178.959 | 4.64 |
| go go go go go go go why did i get the | 181.519 | 3.681 |
| limo why did i take the car that flies | 183.599 | 4.64 |
| here we go we're gonna catch him | 185.2 | 3.039 |
| [Music] | 190.67 | 4.77 |
| we had to pick the slowest damn vehicle | 193.84 | 3.6 |
| didn't we but look how classy we look | 195.44 | 2.56 |
| listen we're | 197.44 | 3.439 |
| classy but we're slow uh i wish there | 198.0 | 3.28 |
| was a | 200.879 | 2.08 |
| like we could pull up by another limo | 201.28 | 3.519 |
| i'll do the gray poupon joke | 202.959 | 3.36 |
| remember that yeah they did that in like | 204.799 | 3.041 |
| a mcdonald's or something though right | 206.319 | 3.92 |
| excuse me do you have any grape a pond | 207.84 | 3.52 |
| we don't even | 210.239 | 4.08 |
| do we need another limo to do that joke | 211.36 | 3.76 |
| i think yeah | 214.319 | 3.121 |
| i thought they did it like a mcdonald's | 215.12 | 3.039 |
| ah | 217.44 | 2.96 |
| i don't know i'm talking classic i think | 218.159 | 3.841 |
| there was two limos | 220.4 | 4.16 |
| oh or like a rolls-royce you see a nice | 222.0 | 3.44 |
| car pull over | 224.56 | 3.039 |
| i'll see if he's got gray poupons excuse | 225.44 | 4.64 |
| me sir | 227.599 | 4.0 |
| are we gaining on this guy uh yeah we | 230.08 | 2.96 |
| are gaining on him i need you to keep an | 231.599 | 2.241 |
| eye on him for me | 233.04 | 2.399 |
| yeah and then what am i going to shoot | 233.84 | 3.039 |
| the guy from the window yeah well yeah | 235.439 | 2.8 |
| we got to kill him and we got to take a | 236.879 | 2.64 |
| picture of the body oh | 238.239 | 3.841 |
| gotcha i brought my camera okay good you | 239.519 | 3.761 |
| can take the picture of the body and | 242.08 | 3.68 |
| send it to uh martin | 243.28 | 5.599 |
| is him hey in the car yeah that him yeah | 245.76 | 4.16 |
| that's him hold on | 248.879 | 3.041 |
| hey a little beside him after okay i'm | 249.92 | 3.28 |
| doing it hey you | 251.92 | 3.92 |
| over here buddy you got a great coupon | 253.2 | 3.12 |
| yeah | 255.84 | 3.519 |
| excuse me sir do you have any great | 256.32 | 4.0 |
| rooftops | 259.359 | 4.56 |
| can we follow him right now we need some | 260.32 | 6.319 |
| great food | 263.919 | 2.72 |
| hey jackass watch out damn it okay | 274.479 | 4.641 |
| good can i get it out yeah get out get | 277.84 | 4.079 |
| the damn picture okay uh gray poupon | 279.12 | 3.12 |
| yeah | 281.919 | 2.641 |
| great for pun what about it let's see if | 282.24 | 3.6 |
| he had any | 284.56 | 4.32 |
| i i guarantee he doesn't i hurry up pull | 285.84 | 5.68 |
| the phone out hold on i'll get the pitch | 288.88 | 6.16 |
| hey will you not right got the phone out | 291.52 | 4.48 |
| [ __ ] prick | 295.04 | 2.879 |
| uh sorry okay i'm gonna zoom in see if | 296.0 | 3.44 |
| there's any just get him get one good | 297.919 | 2.0 |
| photo | 299.44 | 2.24 |
| yeah this car looks pretty clean i got | 299.919 | 3.84 |
| the picture okay rock and roll now hop | 301.68 | 4.079 |
| back in the damn car we go to the store | 303.759 | 4.16 |
| i guess you get some great coupon all | 305.759 | 3.44 |
| right now we just got to take it to | 307.919 | 2.881 |
| madrazo's house oh god we're getting | 309.199 | 2.161 |
| chased | 310.8 | 3.2 |
| here come his buddies they are not happy | 311.36 | 4.96 |
| with us | 314.0 | 2.32 |
| those guys no not this guy there's a guy | 319.44 | 3.199 |
| behind us where'd he go okay i thought | 321.199 | 2.72 |
| he was behind us we're good | 322.639 | 4.961 |
| we got our lady oh god | 323.919 | 5.441 |
| are those explosives uh yeah i don't | 327.6 | 3.599 |
| trust you in explosives okay you're too | 329.36 | 2.48 |
| stupid | 331.199 | 4.081 |
| uh well how do you feel about that did | 331.84 | 4.799 |
| you actually get him yeah all right | 335.28 | 2.24 |
| you're improving | 336.639 | 3.201 |
| i'm pretty good at this i'm quite | 337.52 | 3.92 |
| efficient why is your hand still hanging | 339.84 | 3.359 |
| out the window with explosives all right | 341.44 | 12.34 |
| it just unnerves me it's all i'm saying | 343.199 | 18.861 |
| [Music] | 353.78 | 8.28 |
| you'll pull up you'll come open the door | 362.08 | 3.2 |
| for me um no not | 363.6 | 3.28 |
| i'm not gonna do that that was a plan | 365.28 | 3.28 |
| this isn't the plan i'm not gonna open | 366.88 | 3.28 |
| the damn door for you i'm not your show | 368.56 | 2.24 |
| first i'm just | 370.16 | 1.92 |
| driving limousines don't open their own | 370.8 | 3.36 |
| door we're driving a limousine we | 372.08 | 4.32 |
| stole i'm not i'm not a real chauffeur | 374.16 | 3.759 |
| oh yeah it's got a doors club | 376.4 | 5.28 |
| okay but open the door for me okay | 377.919 | 3.761 |
| whoa okay hold on i'm opening the door | 381.919 | 7.521 |
| everyone pay attention what the hell is | 386.08 | 5.36 |
| what are you doing what are you doing | 389.44 | 3.84 |
| why are you doing that sir | 391.44 | 4.319 |
| sorry i opened the door for neebs he | 393.28 | 3.84 |
| wanted me to open the door for him what | 395.759 | 2.481 |
| are you guys up to | 397.12 | 3.68 |
| watching you murder neebs i guess i was | 398.24 | 4.239 |
| just checking out my club but | 400.8 | 3.519 |
| damn yeah please don't do that next time | 402.479 | 3.44 |
| kay oh yeah | 404.319 | 4.0 |
| so i probably it's probably bad for | 405.919 | 4.081 |
| business it's not good for it because | 408.319 | 3.921 |
| oh my god my line i'm down to one person | 410.0 | 3.039 |
| you [ __ ] | 412.24 | 3.76 |
| oh wow okay and look she's fine she's | 413.039 | 4.481 |
| not hey liz it's not fine | 416.0 | 3.28 |
| listen you better not say anything bad | 417.52 | 5.6 |
| about this [ __ ] clown | 419.28 | 6.0 |
| don't you do that april hey this doesn't | 423.12 | 3.919 |
| look good no it doesn't look good when | 425.28 | 3.12 |
| you show up in limousine they just shoot | 427.039 | 2.641 |
| you in the back and you know what you | 428.4 | 1.76 |
| guys are | 429.68 | 2.799 |
| are blacklisted from my club what yeah | 430.16 | 3.28 |
| no way yeah | 432.479 | 3.201 |
| no way look we came here to make friends | 433.44 | 3.759 |
| and now everybody's afraid of us | 435.68 | 3.68 |
| hey lady you want to hang out with us we | 437.199 | 3.601 |
| came in a limousine | 439.36 | 3.839 |
| oh yeah oh yeah they want to hang out | 440.8 | 3.76 |
| look at this they're interested well | 443.199 | 1.681 |
| well | 444.56 | 2.72 |
| what's up girls oh wait speaking of | 444.88 | 4.08 |
| interested the cops are interested in me | 447.28 | 3.12 |
| yeah i got to go everybody into the | 448.96 | 2.4 |
| limousine | 450.4 | 3.6 |
| limousine losing let's go i'm getting | 451.36 | 3.52 |
| shot i'm getting shot | 454.0 | 5.599 |
| i'm going to die sorry about that | 454.88 | 6.52 |
| i guess i'm driving | 459.599 | 3.04 |
| [Music] | 461.4 | 4.12 |
| where are we going neebs | 462.639 | 2.881 |
| [Music] | 466.52 | 28.6 |
| all right doraleous just finding some | 493.68 | 2.959 |
| action here yeah i think uh we'll | 495.12 | 3.04 |
| probably find that pretty quick | 496.639 | 4.0 |
| is this uh does this qualify his action | 498.16 | 3.92 |
| don't put us here oh | 500.639 | 3.521 |
| i thought this was okay check out you | 502.08 | 3.92 |
| you wanted action and then i | 504.16 | 3.52 |
| okay yeah but not in the middle of it | 506.0 | 3.039 |
| like yeah well we took | 507.68 | 3.04 |
| one guy out right there leave the limo | 509.039 | 3.12 |
| right here leave it here no wait go | 510.72 | 2.48 |
| forward go forward | 512.159 | 3.76 |
| okay we'll use it as a barricade driver | 513.2 | 3.68 |
| oh barricade | 515.919 | 3.92 |
| oh leave it right here and then get out | 516.88 | 3.92 |
| once you get out then | 519.839 | 3.2 |
| get out | 520.8 | 2.239 |
| it's a party wait is that doraleous yep | 523.919 | 3.92 |
| that was doraleous | 526.8 | 3.36 |
| oh no don't shoot me in the head instead | 527.839 | 3.041 |
| of a [ __ ] | 530.16 | 4.0 |
| right here what are we doing we're going | 530.88 | 3.68 |
| to get | 534.16 | 5.76 |
| destroy cement trucks okay | 534.56 | 5.36 |
| hey boys | 543.2 | 2.72 |
| oh boy i got to go how do you crouch | 546.399 | 3.44 |
| again | 548.959 | 3.361 |
| uh it's one of the buttons yep got it | 549.839 | 3.201 |
| that's not | 552.32 | 3.28 |
| it though but okay there's a lot of | 553.04 | 4.56 |
| action here neebs i know man just pick | 555.6 | 4.56 |
| them and start shooting | 557.6 | 6.0 |
| might need oh boy let's see what do i | 560.16 | 6.88 |
| have here cover me i don't want to go | 563.6 | 4.08 |
| smack him | 567.04 | 4.88 |
| that car go for it do it | 567.68 | 6.719 |
| oh boy simon's down we got three lives | 571.92 | 4.4 |
| left though i think we're okay nobody | 574.399 | 2.801 |
| else died okay | 576.32 | 5.519 |
| we try our best [ __ ] out of my way | 577.2 | 6.639 |
| all right how are we looking ah we got | 581.839 | 3.201 |
| we lost | 583.839 | 3.281 |
| we got three left i think so it's a | 585.04 | 3.44 |
| bunch of red guys yeah | 587.12 | 3.12 |
| oh there's a lot of guys in here there's | 588.48 | 3.44 |
| a lot of guys in here | 590.24 | 4.159 |
| oh this is a bad idea gotta eat snacks | 591.92 | 3.28 |
| get healed up | 594.399 | 3.041 |
| let's see there's some guys up top oh i | 595.2 | 3.44 |
| see them they're over there fighting | 597.44 | 2.0 |
| dora ooh | 598.64 | 2.48 |
| yeah i gotta eat some snacks too getting | 599.44 | 3.76 |
| hurt oh excuse me | 601.12 | 4.56 |
| oh boy yeah yeah i'm a little exposed in | 603.2 | 6.079 |
| this vehicle you know not real smart | 605.68 | 3.599 |
| grenade | 610.399 | 2.481 |
| i get them yeah some something just went | 613.68 | 5.68 |
| flying what the hell was this a chair | 616.56 | 5.76 |
| back there the box oh i see a guy yeah | 619.36 | 4.64 |
| i'm coming for you dingus | 622.32 | 6.48 |
| yo boo how you gonna handle me baby | 624.0 | 4.8 |
| you done [ __ ] up pal | 629.6 | 5.359 |
| running in i'm being shot at cover me | 632.8 | 3.12 |
| come on [ __ ] | 634.959 | 4.401 |
| okay oh yeah there's a lot here oh god i | 635.92 | 4.4 |
| gotta eat snacks | 639.36 | 2.719 |
| i gotta eat lots of snacks i'm a hunger | 640.32 | 3.92 |
| boy oh wait i'm smoking cigarettes | 642.079 | 4.241 |
| i didn't mean to smoke cigarettes | 644.24 | 4.0 |
| [Music] | 646.32 | 4.0 |
| i got one of the dump trucks awesome hey | 648.24 | 3.279 |
| we have no life left | 650.32 | 2.88 |
| so nobody's got anybody down like we | 651.519 | 3.361 |
| said that three lives ago yeah hey | 653.2 | 3.52 |
| nobody can die that's the rule right now | 654.88 | 3.28 |
| yeah maybe i'll just stay out of it | 656.72 | 3.119 |
| because i've already died twice me too | 658.16 | 3.04 |
| so i'm just gonna stand back | 659.839 | 4.801 |
| oh we got people coming in oh god | 661.2 | 5.84 |
| like a vehicle came in behind us all | 664.64 | 4.16 |
| right i'm i'm actually getting that | 667.04 | 3.52 |
| i'm looking at that vehicle i'm doing | 668.8 | 2.96 |
| good things all right we did great | 670.56 | 2.24 |
| things | 671.76 | 2.56 |
| we did great things good oh that guy | 672.8 | 3.2 |
| stopped watch out this guy's getting up | 674.32 | 2.72 |
| i got him | 676.0 | 2.64 |
| all right i see that other cement truck | 677.04 | 3.6 |
| i'm going to bomb it from the sky | 678.64 | 5.04 |
| there you go hey grenades | 680.64 | 9.04 |
| cover me boys | 683.68 | 8.0 |
| hey i think we did oh wait there's more | 689.68 | 3.599 |
| cement trucks but they're out and about | 691.68 | 3.92 |
| oh really oh really get in the limo | 693.279 | 3.281 |
| let's chase them | 695.6 | 2.479 |
| everybody back to the limo whoever's | 696.56 | 4.08 |
| still alive | 698.079 | 2.561 |
| oh this isn't driving so well | 700.839 | 5.081 |
| well the the limo then now we all know | 703.839 | 3.68 |
| the limo is not a good choice | 705.92 | 3.28 |
| we're missing a tire yeah tire's a big | 707.519 | 3.12 |
| problem so what am i supposed to do | 709.2 | 3.28 |
| kill the i'm not running away i gotta | 710.639 | 3.921 |
| get dots to the red dots somebody give | 712.48 | 2.96 |
| him a marker | 714.56 | 3.12 |
| okay i see a red thing yeah let's head | 715.44 | 3.199 |
| towards the red thing | 717.68 | 3.12 |
| okay let's kill that oh god oh boy he | 718.639 | 4.32 |
| just gave me a point | 720.8 | 4.479 |
| that was a boost baby oh boy we got | 722.959 | 5.841 |
| [ __ ] on us right behind us huh | 725.279 | 6.481 |
| yeah he's going down he's off all right | 728.8 | 3.36 |
| is this | 731.76 | 2.16 |
| isn't the truck right here this is a bad | 732.16 | 3.359 |
| guy oh there's a bad guy yeah | 733.92 | 4.0 |
| get that guy oh crap i got the wrong | 735.519 | 5.361 |
| weapon out oh no | 737.92 | 5.52 |
| oh yeah go i got him i got him keep on | 740.88 | 3.36 |
| trucking | 743.44 | 3.36 |
| holy god that's a lot of [ __ ] all right | 744.24 | 4.64 |
| i'm running defense you guys drive | 746.8 | 4.08 |
| okay somebody remark that dump truck | 748.88 | 3.28 |
| keep going straight simon | 750.88 | 4.72 |
| i want to stam you [ __ ] | 752.16 | 6.88 |
| i got no rubber | 755.6 | 3.44 |
| all right so uh i i don't need i don't | 764.079 | 5.121 |
| need a marker because i can see it | 766.959 | 6.161 |
| but he's still pretty far away oh boy | 769.2 | 6.8 |
| oh god i'm gonna get i'm gonna die guys | 773.12 | 3.279 |
| no | 776.0 | 4.399 |
| no no that means that we're done | 776.399 | 7.201 |
| no i think until we all die oh oh no oh | 780.399 | 4.88 |
| no this can't go uphill | 783.6 | 3.679 |
| i can't go uphill i'm going reverse all | 785.279 | 3.601 |
| right we got to go the other way | 787.279 | 3.441 |
| that's what i'm doing come on you little | 788.88 | 4.639 |
| [ __ ] get away from me | 790.72 | 4.96 |
| i can't go anywhere steep we we need a | 793.519 | 4.081 |
| different vehicle this is really dumb to | 795.68 | 3.44 |
| hang on to it really is | 797.6 | 3.76 |
| very dumb oh no give me boost there we | 799.12 | 4.08 |
| go how many of us are there now four | 801.36 | 4.32 |
| yeah maybe tell you what you find a good | 803.2 | 4.0 |
| four-seater you cut them off with the | 805.68 | 2.56 |
| car we'll steal it | 807.2 | 4.0 |
| okay hold on hold on i gotta turn [ __ ] | 808.24 | 4.88 |
| i've got no tires to turn | 811.2 | 5.04 |
| yeah he's down yeah so a good | 813.12 | 8.0 |
| four uh whatever yeah okay | 816.24 | 8.32 |
| like this suv right here just cut them | 821.12 | 4.24 |
| right off | 824.56 | 2.56 |
| that little premature a little premature | 825.36 | 3.599 |
| does it cut him off at all does it | 827.12 | 4.56 |
| oh crap okay what sorry all right i'm | 828.959 | 3.761 |
| going to cut them off | 831.68 | 2.64 |
| well we don't we don't need it we got it | 832.72 | 3.359 |
| get this car okay there you go | 834.32 | 3.92 |
| okay ready everybody in you're pretty | 836.079 | 7.76 |
| good again | 838.24 | 5.599 |
| there's five of us oh no oh sh | 844.399 | 5.761 |
| okay i'm following you neebs neebs in | 847.6 | 3.12 |
| the truck | 850.16 | 2.4 |
| i'm gonna follow you no i'm doing this | 850.72 | 3.119 |
| guy right here come on | 852.56 | 5.279 |
| [ __ ] i'm driving | 853.839 | 4.0 |
| pretty crazy tonight yeah pretty pretty | 859.199 | 3.2 |
| nuts i didn't expect this | 861.199 | 3.121 |
| i was just checking the door at the club | 862.399 | 3.521 |
| you know this all started when napster | 864.32 | 2.639 |
| didn't open the door | 865.92 | 3.039 |
| that's why it started i think so yeah | 866.959 | 4.0 |
| why did he have to open the door who's | 868.959 | 2.721 |
| here | 870.959 | 3.361 |
| he was a driver oh i see okay yeah this | 871.68 | 4.32 |
| where's that truck i have no idea | 874.32 | 4.639 |
| i don't know where it is it's so far i | 876.0 | 5.839 |
| gotta take a ride up here | 878.959 | 2.88 |
| simon come in yes sir did you uh did you | 882.959 | 3.761 |
| catch up with the ladies | 885.68 | 3.2 |
| yes i got the ladies and now i'm driving | 886.72 | 4.16 |
| like a bat out of hell baby | 888.88 | 3.199 |
| all right doraleous now i'm going to go | 890.88 | 3.04 |
| for the dump truck uh | 892.079 | 4.32 |
| the trash truck trucks up north i have a | 893.92 | 3.52 |
| clue really | 896.399 | 2.8 |
| it's the trucks whatever yeah where are | 897.44 | 3.839 |
| you going huh wait what | 899.199 | 3.44 |
| the minnie mouse yeah i'm looking at the | 901.279 | 3.601 |
| mini-map you're going absolutely the | 902.639 | 3.76 |
| purple thing is like what are you doing | 904.88 | 3.44 |
| am i what oh am i going for the purple | 906.399 | 4.081 |
| thing oh [ __ ] you following the pro you | 908.32 | 3.28 |
| made it i marked | 910.48 | 3.12 |
| oh see you didn't tell me you marked it | 911.6 | 3.76 |
| i was just going for a random uh | 913.6 | 3.76 |
| red dot you know what i mean yep still | 915.36 | 4.0 |
| there simon yes yes i just missed the | 917.36 | 3.52 |
| turn what's going on bubba | 919.36 | 2.96 |
| yeah how are the ladies are they | 920.88 | 2.8 |
| impressed with that they are very | 922.32 | 2.319 |
| impressed listen | 923.68 | 2.959 |
| i'm driving like a real man's man you | 924.639 | 3.601 |
| know what i'm saying what does that mean | 926.639 | 3.841 |
| uh it means that uh i have a slight | 928.24 | 4.32 |
| erection and i'm trying to eat beef | 930.48 | 3.76 |
| oh i thought i had something to do with | 932.56 | 3.6 |
| driving yes all right truck | 934.24 | 5.76 |
| here you go [ __ ] face yeah you're such a | 936.16 | 4.88 |
| man | 940.0 | 3.199 |
| i'm a man all right we all just hey | 941.04 | 4.0 |
| maybe tone that down a little bit and | 943.199 | 2.241 |
| just | 945.04 | 1.919 |
| get the truck i think that'd impress | 945.44 | 3.44 |
| them more absolutely oh | 946.959 | 3.841 |
| do i have to steal the truck blow it up | 948.88 | 4.319 |
| i'm just driving around in circles so | 950.8 | 4.56 |
| you have to blow it up okay well i don't | 953.199 | 3.841 |
| know how about they blow it up because i | 955.36 | 2.64 |
| don't know how to blow it up | 957.04 | 3.039 |
| all i know how to do is drive what what | 958.0 | 3.6 |
| did you just lose somebody | 960.079 | 4.32 |
| probably probably so how did you lose | 961.6 | 3.359 |
| somebody | 964.399 | 3.68 |
| i don't know | 964.959 | 5.44 |
| here i'll get out and then i'll and then | 968.079 | 3.361 |
| i'll grab this truck | 970.399 | 2.56 |
| i'll try to drive well don't lose the | 971.44 | 3.519 |
| other girl okay come on in baby come on | 972.959 | 2.721 |
| baby girl | 974.959 | 3.44 |
| get in sweet pea get in sweet pea can i | 975.68 | 4.24 |
| pass it neebs because my my | 978.399 | 2.961 |
| keep going okay now i see it i think | 979.92 | 3.359 |
| we're getting close man oh we're super | 981.36 | 2.24 |
| close | 983.279 | 1.201 |
| how do you want to blow this it's like | 983.6 | 2.239 |
| right over here i don't know how you're | 984.48 | 2.479 |
| going to blow it up i'm like | 985.839 | 2.8 |
| oh he's just parked he's just getting a | 986.959 | 3.12 |
| snack | 988.639 | 2.64 |
| you're going to try to drive through the | 990.079 | 3.841 |
| pilings um this | 991.279 | 4.48 |
| hold on you ready yeah i should probably | 993.92 | 3.359 |
| step up just back it up a little bit | 995.759 | 4.961 |
| yep yep yep that should be fine | 997.279 | 5.601 |
| there we go yeah that was fine i wish we | 1000.72 | 3.919 |
| had some girls to see that one left | 1002.88 | 4.48 |
| oh we have okay simon yeah you still got | 1004.639 | 3.76 |
| one of the girls with you | 1007.36 | 3.12 |
| uh i believe that she's behind me yes | 1008.399 | 3.281 |
| you're not even in the same car | 1010.48 | 3.12 |
| no she didn't want to jump in the truck | 1011.68 | 4.32 |
| so she's following me come on | 1013.6 | 4.88 |
| weird acting weird am i eating meat now | 1016.0 | 4.399 |
| why what's wrong with eating meat that's | 1018.48 | 3.2 |
| not the part that was weird | 1020.399 | 3.36 |
| oh the slight erection oh please we're | 1021.68 | 3.999 |
| coming to you keep following the truck | 1023.759 | 3.521 |
| okay i didn't realize we were in | 1025.679 | 3.601 |
| kindergarten no oh god | 1027.28 | 7.38 |
| [Laughter] | 1029.28 | 5.38 |
| turn he | 1036.48 | 2.479 |
| yeah do you have eyes on the on the | 1041.919 | 3.361 |
| cement truck we're trying to | 1044.0 | 3.12 |
| destroy you guys have been i've been | 1045.28 | 5.279 |
| driving the cement truck the whole time | 1047.12 | 6.64 |
| truck yes you have to destroy it okay | 1050.559 | 6.721 |
| well then that's good to know hold on | 1053.76 | 6.48 |
| let me get out of the cement truck and | 1057.28 | 3.36 |
| then | 1060.24 | 3.28 |
| hit y come on get out of the symmetra is | 1060.64 | 4.08 |
| it wire | 1063.52 | 2.96 |
| okay i can't even [ __ ] get out of the | 1064.72 | 4.319 |
| cement truck | 1066.48 | 2.559 |
| no midnift it's not working f y can't | 1069.76 | 3.84 |
| get out of the cement truck | 1072.16 | 2.72 |
| kick it out i'm hitting f on the | 1073.6 | 3.68 |
| keyboard i'm hitting y on the controller | 1074.88 | 5.52 |
| then now it's decided to work all right | 1077.28 | 5.6 |
| now we got to shoot this now don't get | 1080.4 | 4.24 |
| too close to it okay move you | 1082.88 | 2.72 |
| [ __ ] | 1084.64 | 2.48 |
| will you please [ __ ] move my | 1085.6 | 5.04 |
| controller's not [ __ ] working | 1087.12 | 3.52 |
| damn come on is it the keyboard | 1090.799 | 5.041 |
| all right so uh all right now it's | 1097.2 | 3.359 |
| working and | 1099.28 | 4.24 |
| i'm holding c4 and i guess my mouse and | 1100.559 | 4.961 |
| keyboard doesn't work anymore | 1103.52 | 4.24 |
| okay okay all you got to do is just get | 1105.52 | 4.399 |
| a piece of c4 on there oh that's it | 1107.76 | 4.159 |
| on that truck i just put it down i just | 1109.919 | 3.12 |
| put it down | 1111.919 | 2.961 |
| on the truck no i don't know how to do | 1113.039 | 3.361 |
| the truck with the c4 | 1114.88 | 3.84 |
| with the truck with it no how about a | 1116.4 | 3.04 |
| grenade | 1118.72 | 3.76 |
| how about how about i uh shoot this | 1119.44 | 7.599 |
| thing how about that try it | 1122.48 | 4.559 |
| wait don't you have like a locking a | 1128.559 | 3.521 |
| homing missile thing oh yeah i do | 1129.919 | 6.081 |
| hold on come on okay hold on well my | 1132.08 | 6.479 |
| control wasn't working so at least not | 1136.0 | 3.44 |
| for me | 1138.559 | 4.401 |
| uh come on baby | 1139.44 | 7.84 |
| i don't have any ammo i got no ammo | 1142.96 | 4.32 |
| no ammo no well listen there's somebody | 1147.679 | 3.921 |
| else here | 1150.96 | 2.24 |
| let her do it because i can't i don't | 1151.6 | 3.199 |
| have anything to do it | 1153.2 | 2.719 |
| she probably didn't have a weapon she | 1154.799 | 3.521 |
| was in a nightclub does she she's | 1155.919 | 4.321 |
| shooting right now | 1158.32 | 3.76 |
| does she have a grenade or something oh | 1160.24 | 3.439 |
| wait i probably got a grenade | 1162.08 | 4.92 |
| so i do so let's do this and go | 1163.679 | 6.84 |
| [Music] | 1167.0 | 3.519 |
| christ oh my god | 1174.72 | 6.48 |
| that's how you impress the ladies you | 1178.32 | 15.52 |
| know it does | 1181.2 | 12.64 |
| you | 1198.799 | 2.081 |
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