Valheim - A TROLL on DAY ONE
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Conversation
neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to Neebs Gaming! Today, we're talking about why this Valheim video is our favorite. And let me tell you, it's because of that epic troll encounter on day one!
simon: Oh yeah, that troll really caught us off guard, didn't it? But hey, at least we looked good while getting our butts kicked!
appsro: I still can't believe we tried to take on that beast with wooden swords! Classic rookie mistake, but hey, we made it entertaining for our viewers, right?
neebs: Absolutely, Appsro! And let's not forget the 'Walk of Shame' we had to do after respawning. That was comedy gold!
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you're as excited as I am about the latest Valheim video, then you're in for a treat! It's the boys' first day diving into the world of Valheim, and you can bet that chaos is sure to follow. I mean, what could possibly go right, am I right?
From the teaser to the outro, this video is packed with hilarious moments and epic gameplay. We get to see the gang exploring the homestead, taking a walk of shame (classic), and encountering some sneaky sneak attacks. And let's not forget about the Jolly Mooch - I can't wait to see what mischief he gets up to this time!
As always, the Neebs Gaming crew brings their A-game with their witty banter and entertaining gameplay. Appsro and Simon never fail to crack me up, and watching their adventures unfold in Valheim is pure gold. Plus, the music choices in this video are on point, setting the perfect tone for the epic journey ahead.
So grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and get ready for a wild ride with the Neebs Gaming crew in Valheim. Whether they're building a town, exploring the Black Forest, or just being their hilarious selves, you know you're in for a good time. Thanks for watching, and remember to hit that subscribe button for more epic content from Neebs Gaming!
The Game
You definitely should check it out!
Neebs Gaming has done it again with their hilarious cinematic gameplay of Valheim! I've been eagerly following along with their Valheim series and it never fails to make me laugh out loud.
The first episode where they establish their little homestead is comedy gold. Seeing their ragtag group of vikings learning the ropes of survival and crafting is so entertaining. Appsro's walk of shame after respawning naked really cracked me up. And Thick's constant screams of terror are too funny, especially when he attracts the wrath of the trolls.
Watching the boys explore the procedurally generated world and stumble into dangerous biomes blindly is part of the chaotic fun. Like when Simon and Appsro naively venture into the ominous Black Forest, you know they're in for trouble! But it's their infectious camaraderie and quirky banter that makes their adventures so enjoyable to watch.
Neebs Gaming has such a talent for roleplaying and adding their own storyline to the games they play. Even though Valheim has no real plot, they create one through their characters and interactions that feels so immersive. It's like you're joining their viking brotherhood and experiencing the game alongside them.
The cinematic editing and custom soundtrack Neebs adds also takes their videos to the next level. It feels like you're watching a fully produced show rather than just raw gameplay footage. Neebs has such a cinematic eye for framing shots and putting together montages that capture the most hilarious and epic moments.
Overall, Neebs Gaming's Valheim series is the absolute best way to experience the game without playing it yourself. Their commentary and editing transforms Valheim into a true comedic adventure that has me eagerly anticipating each new episode. If you're looking for gameplay videos that are as entertaining as they are skillfully produced, look no further than Neebs Gaming!
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| yeah this is uh this is bad | 2.8 | 3.44 |
| okay well this is what you wanted to do | 4.319 | 4.561 |
| oh boy oh god oh god he is on me | 6.24 | 11.68 |
| oh no bastard i thought okay | 8.88 | 9.04 |
| all right rainy rainy | 21.039 | 6.48 |
| sweet sexy bird woman i've never been | 25.68 | 3.519 |
| attracted to a bird woman | 27.519 | 4.321 |
| quite like this one | 29.199 | 2.641 |
| oh i think i see him boys | 33.04 | 3.6 |
| ow hey dora there he is how are you here | 39.52 | 7.92 |
| yep yeah that's the haircut you went | 44.96 | 3.84 |
| with huh | 47.44 | 4.32 |
| yeah i like it and that's a dumb haircut | 48.8 | 3.439 |
| yeah | 51.76 | 2.639 |
| right right you're you guys are all dumb | 52.239 | 4.401 |
| haircuts first day of valheim i don't | 54.399 | 3.68 |
| know what to do first i'm | 56.64 | 3.599 |
| inexperienced what's the plan well | 58.079 | 3.681 |
| probably the first thing we should do is | 60.239 | 2.081 |
| probably maybe | 61.76 | 2.399 |
| find water establish like a little place | 62.32 | 3.36 |
| to build a little hut yeah | 64.159 | 3.201 |
| okay yeah that seems like the easiest | 65.68 | 4.0 |
| thing to do so hold on let me uh | 67.36 | 4.64 |
| you know what follow me is it weird that | 69.68 | 4.0 |
| i thought this bird was sexy on the way | 72.0 | 2.159 |
| in but | 73.68 | 4.0 |
| now it's wow okay well it's just a bird | 74.159 | 5.28 |
| yeah but it wasn't on the way in simon i | 77.68 | 3.2 |
| tell you unless i just need something | 79.439 | 2.161 |
| you know what i mean | 80.88 | 2.8 |
| you might need some if you think a bird | 81.6 | 3.12 |
| is sexy | 83.68 | 2.64 |
| it's time to get laid on the way in i | 84.72 | 15.66 |
| swear to god it had breasts | 86.32 | 17.18 |
| [Music] | 100.38 | 3.12 |
| yeah this is okay this is okay all right | 104.32 | 4.159 |
| all right | 107.439 | 4.161 |
| oh yeah yeah oh this is almost perfect | 108.479 | 5.761 |
| oh one turned out a little bit but i | 111.6 | 3.839 |
| like this spot | 114.24 | 4.64 |
| yeah yeah pretty open some hogs | 115.439 | 6.72 |
| uh yeah okay we got a boar over here so | 118.88 | 4.64 |
| boars are hostile | 122.159 | 3.28 |
| correct yeah yeah they'll kick they'll | 123.52 | 3.279 |
| kick your butt or try to | 125.439 | 3.361 |
| all right uh all right i'll take care of | 126.799 | 3.121 |
| them i like it | 128.8 | 3.04 |
| i think we uh we flatten this out we | 129.92 | 3.6 |
| start building some huts | 131.84 | 4.16 |
| make a community yeah yeah sure if you | 133.52 | 3.6 |
| want to get started on that | 136.0 | 2.8 |
| yeah i don't know how but yeah you want | 137.12 | 4.0 |
| to explore you you strike me as like a | 138.8 | 2.64 |
| no | 141.12 | 2.4 |
| i want to explore gag i want to go | 141.44 | 4.48 |
| exploring he loves building bars | 143.52 | 3.68 |
| okay you don't want to get into some | 145.92 | 2.959 |
| danger not yet wild [ __ ] you don't have | 147.2 | 2.72 |
| a weapon or anything | 148.879 | 3.761 |
| okay and then go fight something all | 149.92 | 4.24 |
| right so i guess for now yeah | 152.64 | 4.239 |
| make some axes chop some wood yeah all | 154.16 | 3.12 |
| right | 156.879 | 2.801 |
| all right all right let's demolish this | 157.28 | 3.12 |
| forest | 159.68 | 4.48 |
| yeah the rocks get on it | 160.4 | 8.16 |
| oh [ __ ] is that bad oh no | 164.16 | 8.24 |
| so sir dammit my guess dora is a damn | 168.56 | 5.12 |
| tree fell on him | 172.4 | 4.8 |
| uh oh oh yeah that's a thing | 173.68 | 7.919 |
| it's too bad yeah he'll be all right | 177.2 | 4.399 |
| a son of a [ __ ] man one hit from a boar | 183.2 | 6.24 |
| i mean that's that's no joke that is no | 186.239 | 4.481 |
| joke | 189.44 | 4.4 |
| uh should be kind of close by | 190.72 | 6.879 |
| here oh boy these rocks are steep | 193.84 | 5.44 |
| damn i just still don't even know how to | 197.599 | 3.121 |
| make an axe hey | 199.28 | 4.48 |
| guys yeah hey | 200.72 | 6.239 |
| how are ya listen one hit from a boar | 203.76 | 5.28 |
| that's all it takes huh you're getting | 206.959 | 4.64 |
| hog wild yo | 209.04 | 5.199 |
| did somebody say no because yeah i was | 211.599 | 4.081 |
| dead very quickly | 214.239 | 4.08 |
| no uh yeah he might have been down if he | 215.68 | 4.559 |
| hit you in the back potentially you take | 218.319 | 3.601 |
| you take more damage in the ass | 220.239 | 3.92 |
| oh i think he did give it to me in the | 221.92 | 4.64 |
| ass a butt munch | 224.159 | 4.881 |
| munch yeah big old butt boy is this | 226.56 | 3.679 |
| that's you right simon | 229.04 | 2.64 |
| i'm not used to what you look like oh | 230.239 | 3.121 |
| yeah there he is waiting for you | 231.68 | 3.52 |
| looks like the same haircut but you got | 233.36 | 4.64 |
| a beard oh okay yeah twins yeah and i | 235.2 | 4.64 |
| and i played this game once before and i | 238.0 | 3.68 |
| had different hair i chose the wrong one | 239.84 | 4.88 |
| can i switch it or am i stuck with this | 241.68 | 4.559 |
| stuck with it it could be worse you | 244.72 | 3.28 |
| could be drillers that's true | 246.239 | 3.761 |
| well i did this so i'd stick out you | 248.0 | 3.519 |
| know what i mean i didn't want you to | 250.0 | 3.2 |
| get confused like you guys are | 251.519 | 3.521 |
| you also yeah you also wanted to be a | 253.2 | 4.08 |
| sexy mama yeah | 255.04 | 4.159 |
| yeah you're right you know me i know | 257.28 | 3.44 |
| like that's why people get dumb haircuts | 259.199 | 2.56 |
| to stick out | 260.72 | 5.199 |
| sure yeah fair thing shows you got balls | 261.759 | 7.601 |
| all right i got a workbench | 265.919 | 5.601 |
| built it oh wait work with that humor | 269.36 | 3.68 |
| hail warrior | 271.52 | 4.0 |
| yeah the bird's here yeah he wants me to | 273.04 | 4.48 |
| read uh you build a workbench workbench | 275.52 | 3.6 |
| allows you to craft complex items as | 277.52 | 3.36 |
| well as giving you access to lots of | 279.12 | 3.359 |
| more building pieces | 280.88 | 3.2 |
| all right with that oh so you put the | 282.479 | 3.28 |
| hammer in your hand i think well you're | 284.08 | 3.119 |
| gonna have to build uh you're gonna have | 285.759 | 1.841 |
| to build | 287.199 | 2.241 |
| a structure over that guys oh wait you | 287.6 | 3.44 |
| gotta cover it needs a roof | 289.44 | 5.4 |
| okay all right so uh roof it up | 291.04 | 6.8 |
| hammer building | 294.84 | 5.56 |
| so we need a roof over it some walls and | 297.84 | 3.44 |
| here's a wall | 300.4 | 3.68 |
| hey look at apps row look at you you | 301.28 | 3.759 |
| look very relaxed | 304.08 | 4.08 |
| baby and i'm i'm taking it easy today i | 305.039 | 4.16 |
| like that | 308.16 | 3.44 |
| i like that i think this is gonna be | 309.199 | 3.601 |
| your favorite | 311.6 | 3.12 |
| place you've ever lived because you're | 312.8 | 3.2 |
| gonna live | 314.72 | 4.4 |
| the life of relaxation made a wall oh | 316.0 | 4.8 |
| yeah no i'm gonna be a mooch | 319.12 | 4.32 |
| full-on mooch in this game just relax | 320.8 | 3.76 |
| need more wood | 323.44 | 3.44 |
| way back whoa there's a bunch of it | 324.56 | 5.68 |
| right there oh i just grabbed this yeah | 326.88 | 6.64 |
| like chop it or what chop it or grab it | 330.24 | 6.799 |
| chop it okay it's like that's a stack of | 333.52 | 4.0 |
| 50. | 337.039 | 2.321 |
| give me this i have to pick it up yeah | 337.52 | 3.36 |
| you had too much in your inventory did | 339.36 | 2.08 |
| you get it | 340.88 | 3.44 |
| i don't know can i build now sure health | 341.44 | 4.56 |
| building is easier in this game | 344.32 | 4.879 |
| there it goes what's up got it why | 346.0 | 4.16 |
| laughing so much | 349.199 | 2.481 |
| what's that i just watching names | 350.16 | 3.44 |
| struggle entertains me i don't | 351.68 | 3.6 |
| understand i don't understand that | 353.6 | 2.4 |
| though i mean | 355.28 | 2.08 |
| i don't understand why you're being a | 356.0 | 3.6 |
| dick about it i do i mean you could just | 357.36 | 4.0 |
| you could just chill out why why is he | 359.6 | 2.719 |
| being a dick about it | 361.36 | 3.04 |
| besides his normal dickiness he's just | 362.319 | 4.481 |
| staying on brand you know | 364.4 | 3.919 |
| it's looking good yeah it's looking | 366.8 | 3.839 |
| great wow it looks fantastic | 368.319 | 3.681 |
| and we'll be able to start building some | 370.639 | 3.68 |
| [ __ ] come on link | 372.0 | 5.759 |
| there we go now a roof right that do it | 374.319 | 7.121 |
| yep yes maybe | 377.759 | 7.44 |
| this one that do it | 381.44 | 6.319 |
| why are you laughing that's wrong this | 385.199 | 3.201 |
| is weird | 387.759 | 2.321 |
| keep doing it she's doing it he's just | 388.4 | 3.68 |
| staying on brand keep on doing it come | 390.08 | 4.08 |
| on | 392.08 | 2.08 |
| [Music] | 395.95 | 3.12 |
| all right thank you i'm a genius i'm a | 399.44 | 3.84 |
| valheim | 402.4 | 4.4 |
| protege you're not hot nice sunset boys | 403.28 | 6.72 |
| beautiful makes me want to [ __ ] you get | 406.8 | 4.239 |
| attacked you little | 410.0 | 2.72 |
| [ __ ] is this actually good to kill | 411.039 | 3.201 |
| these little graylings | 412.72 | 5.28 |
| it'll do some damage yeah sticks better | 414.24 | 5.2 |
| i think i did already but i don't know | 418.0 | 3.199 |
| where it is three | 419.44 | 3.44 |
| all right there it is switching to the | 421.199 | 3.521 |
| stick come on [ __ ] | 422.88 | 3.68 |
| oh there's another one i'm coming in to | 424.72 | 4.56 |
| help you there's another one | 426.56 | 6.88 |
| suck a dick thank you thank you | 429.28 | 6.16 |
| i probably was very close to dying so | 433.44 | 3.12 |
| i'm gonna run now | 435.44 | 2.879 |
| i just don't even know where my health | 436.56 | 4.24 |
| bar is if i'm at a five it looks like i | 438.319 | 4.241 |
| was just about dead there | 440.8 | 2.88 |
| yeah you were close you were looking | 442.56 | 3.52 |
| forward wow careful out there | 443.68 | 4.239 |
| exciting i got your back i got your back | 446.08 | 3.839 |
| here yeah back to camp back to camp boy | 447.919 | 3.601 |
| thank you thank you boy | 449.919 | 3.68 |
| oh does it not slowly creep back or do i | 451.52 | 4.079 |
| need to like feed myself for it to go up | 453.599 | 3.761 |
| you can feed yourself you're not gonna | 455.599 | 3.201 |
| die if you don't eat | 457.36 | 3.52 |
| but you're gonna have more health if you | 458.8 | 3.04 |
| eat okay | 460.88 | 3.599 |
| i have no food so i'll just wait to die | 461.84 | 4.079 |
| yeah look first no you won't | 464.479 | 3.84 |
| you won't die what did i just say my | 465.919 | 3.28 |
| words | 468.319 | 4.081 |
| i heard your words you [ __ ] hard okay | 469.199 | 5.44 |
| listen to me because you're like oh no | 472.4 | 3.12 |
| just die | 474.639 | 3.28 |
| i'll said i'll wait here to die because | 475.52 | 4.959 |
| if i get hit by a [ __ ] crumb | 477.919 | 4.96 |
| i'm gonna die cause i'm at five the | 480.479 | 4.961 |
| developers took crumbs out of the game | 482.879 | 9.131 |
| oh good thank god you see what i mean | 485.44 | 18.95 |
| [Laughter] | 492.01 | 12.38 |
| it's not like having a friend that just | 505.36 | 3.519 |
| creepily laughs at you all day | 507.12 | 4.96 |
| you're right laughs at your struggles | 508.879 | 6.72 |
| and thinks it's totally cool | 512.08 | 3.519 |
| i know how to help you but i won't yeah | 517.36 | 4.08 |
| oh what's up sam oh diamond salmon | 529.76 | 5.28 |
| from | 532.88 | 2.16 |
| probably one of these guys oh i see that | 536.8 | 3.28 |
| oh you little [ __ ] | 538.959 | 4.241 |
| yeah those guys are called nicks | 540.08 | 6.0 |
| they should be red i like that dora well | 543.2 | 3.6 |
| i mean | 546.08 | 2.16 |
| at least one of the kinds should be a | 546.8 | 3.36 |
| red one bad way to start your morning | 548.24 | 3.599 |
| simon | 550.16 | 5.04 |
| yeah he'll be happy about that | 551.839 | 7.521 |
| oh god jeez louise i'm back in this | 555.2 | 4.72 |
| freaking | 559.36 | 2.88 |
| these uh there's the neck to neck attack | 559.92 | 3.68 |
| neck attack | 562.24 | 4.32 |
| damn it you guys are very foggy simon i | 563.6 | 4.239 |
| wish i could help you i don't know | 566.56 | 4.16 |
| yeah okay well uh needs is fighting and | 567.839 | 5.12 |
| i still am looking for my body | 570.72 | 4.08 |
| because you got him that's a neck tail | 572.959 | 3.361 |
| so anyone did anyone happen to see it | 574.8 | 2.0 |
| because | 576.32 | 3.519 |
| on the map it's like this follow follow | 576.8 | 4.4 |
| me simon follow me | 579.839 | 3.601 |
| okay hold on i see that there you go i | 581.2 | 3.04 |
| just ran by | 583.44 | 2.8 |
| thank you sweet boy it's over this way | 584.24 | 3.12 |
| sweet prince | 586.24 | 4.88 |
| thank you baby booby what baby booby | 587.36 | 5.36 |
| i called you you're my little baby | 591.12 | 3.52 |
| boobie you're over here somewhere do you | 592.72 | 2.559 |
| see it | 594.64 | 3.68 |
| no but it's around here somewhere i | 595.279 | 4.0 |
| believe you | 598.32 | 2.8 |
| maybe i oh i could scroll in on the map | 599.279 | 6.56 |
| all right so hold on | 601.12 | 4.719 |
| which way that's me all right it's this | 608.16 | 4.4 |
| way | 610.32 | 9.519 |
| so where it should be this way | 612.56 | 7.279 |
| jesus what is wrong with you | 628.48 | 4.799 |
| nothing i was just hiding in the bush | 631.76 | 3.28 |
| waiting for you all right well that's | 633.279 | 3.441 |
| sad you're scared having a good time | 635.04 | 4.08 |
| all right you scared me listen i'm all | 636.72 | 4.08 |
| up for you not working but | 639.12 | 3.839 |
| even this is a little off-brand for you | 640.8 | 4.56 |
| like you're being an unusually | 642.959 | 4.56 |
| big douchebag well i'm not trying to be | 645.36 | 3.28 |
| dude i'm just trying to have fun | 647.519 | 2.801 |
| okay i want actually going to hurt you i | 648.64 | 3.04 |
| don't think i can unless you've like hit | 650.32 | 2.32 |
| a button or something | 651.68 | 2.48 |
| so you didn't know anything right oh | 652.64 | 3.68 |
| okay good well with hurting me that's | 654.16 | 3.359 |
| fine but like laughing | 656.32 | 2.8 |
| when i say douchebag you're laughing at | 657.519 | 3.44 |
| our uh misfortune | 659.12 | 3.279 |
| oh yeah well i mean you guys are trying | 660.959 | 2.961 |
| to figure it out usually you know i'm | 662.399 | 3.201 |
| the guy's like oh i know exactly how to | 663.92 | 2.64 |
| do it let's do it let's | 665.6 | 2.799 |
| get to it like no i'm just gonna kind of | 666.56 | 3.92 |
| take it easy yeah well no i do like that | 668.399 | 2.56 |
| part | 670.48 | 2.56 |
| but can you please stop trying to uh hit | 670.959 | 3.681 |
| me even though it doesn't work | 673.04 | 3.52 |
| this i'm actually leveling leveling up a | 674.64 | 3.199 |
| little bit oh are you hitting me do you | 676.56 | 1.92 |
| level up | 677.839 | 3.761 |
| uh i don't keep hitting me hit me a | 678.48 | 4.64 |
| little bit all right i'm hitting yeah | 681.6 | 3.44 |
| the little sparky things came out of my | 683.12 | 4.0 |
| yeah [ __ ] so that might be it that's | 685.04 | 4.64 |
| a level up a level up spark oh okay why | 687.12 | 4.159 |
| does it come out of your [ __ ] i have | 689.68 | 2.719 |
| no idea | 691.279 | 3.201 |
| feels good i like it though yeah makes a | 692.399 | 4.161 |
| good sound it does | 694.48 | 4.88 |
| yeah yeah it sounds good mmm a little | 696.56 | 3.519 |
| toot | 699.36 | 3.2 |
| little tuta sparkiness they'll level up | 700.079 | 4.761 |
| fart | 702.56 | 6.64 |
| [Music] | 704.84 | 7.559 |
| rallies yeah i kind of like that | 709.2 | 4.879 |
| it's uh yeah i just put a little bed | 712.399 | 3.44 |
| down here i've got a little burn or a | 714.079 | 3.521 |
| cook station here i made a chest right | 715.839 | 3.761 |
| over here too yeah you got a bird in | 717.6 | 2.88 |
| your house | 719.6 | 2.479 |
| yeah but yeah we know how that works | 720.48 | 2.96 |
| though the birds kind of everywhere i | 722.079 | 2.401 |
| don't even see it is it | 723.44 | 3.04 |
| oh yeah what is it that oh that's a bed | 724.48 | 3.2 |
| he's on your bed | 726.48 | 3.28 |
| um i might build one just like you got | 727.68 | 3.76 |
| on this side it'll be like a duplex | 729.76 | 4.0 |
| oh i like that i like that yeah we'll | 731.44 | 4.56 |
| put all the i'll put some stuff in | 733.76 | 4.079 |
| in the chest maybe if you want i don't | 736.0 | 3.68 |
| think it works oh there's a chip | 737.839 | 3.841 |
| a chest back oh so you built a thing | 739.68 | 4.0 |
| here yeah and a chest we gotta put a | 741.68 | 2.32 |
| fire | 743.68 | 2.8 |
| under this yeah no i didn't i didn't do | 744.0 | 3.44 |
| that part yet but | 746.48 | 2.64 |
| listen i was i was busy learning a bunch | 747.44 | 3.6 |
| of stuff right there all right i'm gonna | 749.12 | 3.12 |
| i'm gonna build what you did i'm gonna | 751.04 | 2.799 |
| mirror what you did over here oh i | 752.24 | 3.68 |
| love it i like that too okay and maybe | 753.839 | 4.081 |
| we can make like a frontish room and | 755.92 | 3.68 |
| that's kind of like a common area | 757.92 | 3.359 |
| well that's what this middle area is | 759.6 | 3.52 |
| okay yeah it's kind of outdoorsy isn't | 761.279 | 2.081 |
| it | 763.12 | 2.56 |
| uh-huh i like that though i like it all | 763.36 | 4.32 |
| right we got it we got a plan | 765.68 | 7.92 |
| yeah yeah | 767.68 | 9.92 |
| hey simon uh i hear ya i'm over my house | 773.6 | 6.56 |
| i see dora and i so if you're looking at | 777.6 | 3.28 |
| the | 780.16 | 2.88 |
| coast it would be right okay right down | 780.88 | 5.12 |
| the coast to the right down the coast | 783.04 | 5.52 |
| is this you over here my friend hey yeah | 786.0 | 4.8 |
| i think so i see a body walking this way | 788.56 | 4.079 |
| it probably is you yeah splashing all | 790.8 | 3.2 |
| right okay you | 792.639 | 3.281 |
| i bring tidings is what the bird says | 794.0 | 3.6 |
| what's up now the bird always says that | 795.92 | 3.359 |
| what is this type of floor did my torch | 797.6 | 4.16 |
| just go out damn it my torch just broke | 799.279 | 5.521 |
| um you got a torch yeah hold on bam | 801.76 | 6.96 |
| i i believe [ __ ] i forgot i think this | 804.8 | 5.36 |
| might be like parquet | 808.72 | 3.2 |
| the arcade because they're like the it's | 810.16 | 3.44 |
| like a pattern like you know in the | 811.92 | 2.08 |
| older | 813.6 | 2.479 |
| houses they would have this in like when | 814.0 | 4.56 |
| you like old patio homes you'd open the | 816.079 | 4.081 |
| door and they'd have like | 818.56 | 3.44 |
| four foot by two foot of this and then | 820.16 | 3.2 |
| it'd have carpet and | 822.0 | 4.959 |
| and that floor used to be called parquet | 823.36 | 5.2 |
| at least that's what i used to call it | 826.959 | 3.281 |
| okay that's all i wanted to know yeah | 828.56 | 3.92 |
| i'm just uh i'm building a parquet floor | 830.24 | 4.56 |
| over at my house okay that's very nice | 832.48 | 3.919 |
| because yeah herringbone is a different | 834.8 | 3.68 |
| type of thing it's in the same family i | 836.399 | 4.161 |
| think as parquet only because it reminds | 838.48 | 2.96 |
| me of it | 840.56 | 2.24 |
| so they're like family who's that | 841.44 | 3.199 |
| running back who's that running back hey | 842.8 | 4.159 |
| it's nate oh hey names hey i got a | 844.639 | 3.281 |
| parquet floor | 846.959 | 4.0 |
| and a boy pretty fancy yeah i'm getting | 847.92 | 3.44 |
| real | 850.959 | 3.12 |
| fancy oh i'm out of wood i'm just gonna | 851.36 | 4.0 |
| hey you know i'm just gonna relax for | 854.079 | 2.0 |
| the rest of the night | 855.36 | 2.64 |
| yeah well good oh oh yeah that's right | 856.079 | 3.681 |
| hold on a second | 858.0 | 4.8 |
| i'm gonna relax with you with my torch | 859.76 | 4.0 |
| in my lap | 862.8 | 2.88 |
| yeah no it doesn't make any sense i | 863.76 | 3.02 |
| laugh at things like that guy | 865.68 | 3.839 |
| [Laughter] | 866.78 | 6.82 |
| look at you i like it when you laugh | 869.519 | 4.081 |
| wow also looks like you were kind of | 874.0 | 3.279 |
| fondling yourself | 875.68 | 3.92 |
| like the like the motion that yeah that | 877.279 | 5.201 |
| doesn't look that looks a little weird | 879.6 | 6.96 |
| deal with it ah it'll be morning soon | 882.48 | 5.599 |
| we should go scouting tomorrow simon | 886.56 | 3.76 |
| okay i could do that i'm a scouting | 888.079 | 2.88 |
| machine | 890.32 | 7.92 |
| or i can be | 890.959 | 9.68 |
| look at this uh what is what are we | 898.24 | 3.279 |
| looking at | 900.639 | 4.32 |
| ah this oh this is uh | 901.519 | 6.32 |
| this is weird because it's it looks like | 904.959 | 4.24 |
| i don't know what it looks like | 907.839 | 3.521 |
| well like the fog the oh yeah that is | 909.199 | 3.44 |
| weird that's a weird effect isn't it | 911.36 | 2.8 |
| yeah it is if you go left with it it | 912.639 | 2.481 |
| stretches out | 914.16 | 2.64 |
| like the fog the fog stretches like | 915.12 | 3.2 |
| stretch the fog | 916.8 | 4.96 |
| oh stretch the fog okay so | 918.32 | 5.92 |
| but this this altar this is where we | 921.76 | 4.879 |
| summon the first boss simon oh | 924.24 | 4.8 |
| all right so mystical alts are one out | 926.639 | 3.041 |
| of eight | 929.04 | 2.719 |
| offer item what kind of offerings are we | 929.68 | 4.32 |
| gonna have dear heads oh | 931.759 | 5.041 |
| okay that sounds nice oh yeah it's a | 934.0 | 3.92 |
| deer right there so | 936.8 | 3.599 |
| uh we need eight deer heads yeah eight | 937.92 | 3.839 |
| deer here we're nowhere near there we | 940.399 | 2.721 |
| gotta make bows and arrows we gotta do | 941.759 | 2.721 |
| all kinds of stuff up for now tell you | 943.12 | 2.88 |
| what let's come back down to the river | 944.48 | 2.96 |
| i just wanted to follow the river see | 946.0 | 2.959 |
| where it takes us see scout up a little | 947.44 | 3.519 |
| bit it's too bad like i can't take my | 948.959 | 2.88 |
| club | 950.959 | 3.841 |
| and then beat that deer right there to | 951.839 | 4.0 |
| death in the water | 954.8 | 3.36 |
| you would think that it could yeah but | 955.839 | 3.761 |
| in the water you know yeah you | 958.16 | 3.52 |
| run the risk of drowning do what water | 959.6 | 3.44 |
| trying to punch him in the butt | 961.68 | 2.64 |
| you ever tried to oh wait you're | 963.04 | 3.44 |
| actually doing it yeah oh where are you | 964.32 | 3.759 |
| at okay you're chasing him | 966.48 | 5.12 |
| yep come on come on you little [ __ ] | 968.079 | 7.12 |
| oh he's almost dead come on i'm dead | 971.6 | 12.239 |
| i was about to say don't drown | 975.199 | 8.64 |
| [Laughter] | 985.46 | 3.27 |
| that was a good uh it's a good start | 992.88 | 3.519 |
| guys we're not too far from each other | 994.88 | 3.199 |
| there's a nice little neighborhood | 996.399 | 3.281 |
| i felt like a barn door or a gate of | 998.079 | 3.12 |
| course you did yeah | 999.68 | 3.92 |
| yeah i wish uh yeah i didn't know how to | 1001.199 | 3.281 |
| do that one day | 1003.6 | 2.239 |
| so that's really that's great pretty | 1004.48 | 3.359 |
| cool yeah mine's not cool but i'm gonna | 1005.839 | 3.201 |
| fix it i'll make it cool | 1007.839 | 2.721 |
| yeah we can fix it up mine's over here | 1009.04 | 2.88 |
| good over there yeah it's over by the | 1010.56 | 1.92 |
| water | 1011.92 | 3.12 |
| uh just probably gonna build a dock | 1012.48 | 3.12 |
| maybe have | 1015.04 | 3.2 |
| oh no a boat boat over there sure you | 1015.6 | 3.52 |
| know sure it's | 1018.24 | 3.44 |
| yeah all right well hey good first day | 1019.12 | 3.719 |
| yeah i'm gonna go to bed | 1021.68 | 3.999 |
| because uh it's bad bad all right good | 1022.839 | 3.801 |
| night | 1025.679 | 14.16 |
| good night | 1026.64 | 13.199 |
| [Music] | 1040.339 | 21.981 |
| [Applause] | 1056.92 | 8.52 |
| simon what's up | 1062.32 | 5.359 |
| black forest that's what's black forest | 1065.44 | 3.2 |
| okay | 1067.679 | 4.401 |
| um tuna a marble rye | 1068.64 | 5.36 |
| with like a horseradish cheddar from | 1072.08 | 5.28 |
| war's head and a little bit of american | 1074.0 | 4.64 |
| is that what you're eating that's what | 1077.36 | 3.679 |
| you're eating right now oh good | 1078.64 | 4.24 |
| because and potato chips i put potato | 1081.039 | 3.52 |
| chips on it too oh i love putting a | 1082.88 | 2.96 |
| potato chip on a salad | 1084.559 | 3.441 |
| on this sandwich it's fantastic for tuna | 1085.84 | 3.199 |
| oh it's so good | 1088.0 | 3.6 |
| tuna horseradish yeah oh yeah black | 1089.039 | 4.88 |
| forest hey hugging first | 1091.6 | 4.16 |
| black forest ham is pretty good you like | 1093.919 | 3.521 |
| black forest ham you know i don't know | 1095.76 | 2.0 |
| that | 1097.44 | 1.92 |
| yeah maybe yeah you want to try to swim | 1097.76 | 3.36 |
| over here simon um | 1099.36 | 4.8 |
| yes i do yeah let's do it all right | 1101.12 | 5.2 |
| i'm jumping i should take my torch away | 1104.16 | 3.6 |
| yeah all right | 1106.32 | 3.84 |
| got the stamina looking at that stamina | 1107.76 | 4.159 |
| i know where it is i'm leveling up with | 1110.16 | 2.56 |
| sparks | 1111.919 | 3.521 |
| again always nice uh let's go right | 1112.72 | 4.079 |
| let's head down the coast all right | 1115.44 | 2.96 |
| oh come on get out of here yeah i really | 1116.799 | 3.441 |
| don't like the water to land transfer | 1118.4 | 3.04 |
| i've been stuck in the water | 1120.24 | 3.439 |
| quite a few times ooh blueberries salmon | 1121.44 | 3.92 |
| blueberries oh i never did never had a | 1123.679 | 2.481 |
| blueberry | 1125.36 | 2.8 |
| yeah blueberries mushrooms yeah the | 1126.16 | 4.639 |
| black forest is dangerous in here but uh | 1128.16 | 4.48 |
| there's lots and lots of good stuff oh | 1130.799 | 3.76 |
| yeah speaking of danger oh | 1132.64 | 4.159 |
| hey bubba yep i've seen uh i think i've | 1134.559 | 3.36 |
| seen pictures of that | 1136.799 | 4.321 |
| that guy yeah what if he's gonna see us | 1137.919 | 6.961 |
| yep yep i'm running | 1141.12 | 5.919 |
| what's up yeah this is uh this is bad | 1144.88 | 3.039 |
| okay well | 1147.039 | 2.961 |
| this is what you wanted to do oh boy oh | 1147.919 | 3.76 |
| god oh god he is on me | 1150.0 | 4.799 |
| oh no faster than i thought okay and | 1151.679 | 4.961 |
| i'm glad that he didn't kill me he's | 1154.799 | 4.961 |
| supposed to be after your ass | 1156.64 | 3.12 |
| you don't see me right here i'm hidden | 1159.919 | 3.441 |
| wow oh yeah there you go oh boy he | 1163.6 | 4.48 |
| throws boulder oh and there's | 1166.48 | 3.28 |
| oh god i'm getting attacked by this like | 1168.08 | 3.44 |
| three of these little guiltly pieces of | 1169.76 | 3.039 |
| [ __ ] | 1171.52 | 2.64 |
| you might want to run back to the right | 1172.799 | 3.601 |
| oh boy that's not good | 1174.16 | 5.68 |
| running back to the river | 1176.4 | 3.44 |
| bye can we go home now yeah you get back | 1180.08 | 4.24 |
| to the river we swim back across we can | 1182.64 | 2.159 |
| go home | 1184.32 | 2.8 |
| um back at the river oh my god oh my god | 1184.799 | 3.281 |
| that's good though | 1187.12 | 2.799 |
| please make it across please get your | 1188.08 | 3.28 |
| stamped up man you're being chased by | 1189.919 | 2.241 |
| like everything | 1191.36 | 4.559 |
| i know it's because they like my ass | 1192.16 | 5.2 |
| oh god is that troll that troll's | 1195.919 | 4.0 |
| following us | 1197.36 | 5.679 |
| this is great stabbing enough | 1199.919 | 5.841 |
| good right okay what did we learn about | 1203.039 | 3.601 |
| the black horse | 1205.76 | 5.84 |
| you learned that things can suck there | 1206.64 | 4.96 |
| we'll have to go there later yeah | 1212.64 | 3.919 |
| they'll have go home | 1217.76 | 18.08 |
| [Music] | 1236.63 | 3.179 |
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