They DESTROYED Our Portal! - Valheim
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Conversation
neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to Neebs Gaming! Today, we're talking about why this video where they DESTROYED our portal in Valheim is our favorite. Oh boy, what a mess!
simon: Oh yeah, that was a disaster! I mean, all that hard work gone in an instant. But hey, at least it made for some hilarious content, right?
appsro: I still can't believe they did that! But hey, it's all part of the fun in Valheim. We'll just have to rebuild and make an even better portal next time!
neebs: Exactly! And hey, maybe we'll finally get it right this time. Or maybe we'll just end up destroying it again for more entertainment. Who knows!
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| guys we're going to need some help you | 1.12 | 2.079 |
| know | 2.72 | 3.76 |
| agree i agree your stuff's back so | 3.199 | 6.881 |
| uh neebs and what you | 6.48 | 6.4 |
| jokers want hey we need some help yeah | 10.08 | 3.599 |
| help help | 12.88 | 2.24 |
| oh god all right so you guys are back | 13.679 | 2.881 |
| from the boating mission what happened | 15.12 | 2.239 |
| failure | 16.56 | 3.2 |
| death doom yeah we need to get stuff | 17.359 | 4.641 |
| back but what's important is i put down | 19.76 | 4.0 |
| the portal i just named it wrong | 22.0 | 3.92 |
| so if we name this one we switch it over | 23.76 | 4.0 |
| oh sweet would you name it remember | 25.92 | 3.679 |
| what wasn't it like shoulder port i | 27.76 | 3.599 |
| think i just didn't | 29.599 | 3.841 |
| know all right we'll try it see if it | 31.359 | 3.761 |
| fires up if it fires up then uh you | 33.44 | 2.959 |
| might be okay i can't remember | 35.12 | 3.2 |
| like a retirement community you do like | 36.399 | 3.441 |
| oh i don't report | 38.32 | 4.399 |
| all caps yes so this does sound like a | 39.84 | 4.64 |
| retirement community here we go well we | 42.719 | 3.36 |
| call it like autumn living | 44.48 | 3.36 |
| we can't change it now we can't change | 46.079 | 4.64 |
| it final destination okay | 47.84 | 5.68 |
| yeah yeah okay all right yeah hold on | 50.719 | 3.68 |
| all right so you guys | 53.52 | 2.96 |
| stuff is through there it's bad news | 54.399 | 3.281 |
| it's bad news | 56.48 | 3.52 |
| through there oh okay tell you what | 57.68 | 3.519 |
| should i go through first make sure | 60.0 | 2.32 |
| everything's safe | 61.199 | 2.641 |
| if you want to go yeah just let me get | 62.32 | 3.199 |
| this bronze out of my pocket i'll stick | 63.84 | 3.84 |
| it in this chest for now all right now | 65.519 | 3.681 |
| i'll let you know all right i'm right | 67.68 | 3.68 |
| behind your knees | 69.2 | 3.76 |
| do you guys i don't even know where i | 71.36 | 3.439 |
| was okay what's the rest of the plan | 72.96 | 3.04 |
| here we're getting an update | 74.799 | 2.801 |
| yeah we're no we're here i'm gonna go | 76.0 | 4.159 |
| through it's here all right absolutely | 77.6 | 4.96 |
| all right it seems pretty clear come | 80.159 | 4.0 |
| through coming through | 82.56 | 3.52 |
| all right hey listen i need everybody to | 84.159 | 3.121 |
| grab blueberries | 86.08 | 3.6 |
| got it no i'm grabbing my got it oh | 87.28 | 3.76 |
| got it you guys yeah you guys are right | 89.68 | 2.64 |
| on the edge of a swamp | 91.04 | 3.759 |
| yeah yeah i know okay we're here to help | 92.32 | 3.92 |
| you all you got to do is grab | 94.799 | 2.801 |
| blueberries that's all i'm asking | 96.24 | 3.12 |
| dory your stuff's right there right here | 97.6 | 3.28 |
| up guys guys guys | 99.36 | 4.48 |
| what do i hit that's a dragger that | 100.88 | 4.879 |
| is a draugr what does that mean | 103.84 | 3.919 |
| it's not good it's what that means where | 105.759 | 3.36 |
| did my stuff go | 107.759 | 2.961 |
| i don't know right there oh i got it i | 109.119 | 3.201 |
| got it i got it all right you might have | 110.72 | 2.399 |
| just picked it up | 112.32 | 3.119 |
| i got it all right i see another there's | 113.119 | 4.081 |
| another thing over here | 115.439 | 4.0 |
| okay i got my stuff get out of | 117.2 | 3.12 |
| there there's more | 119.439 | 3.201 |
| stronger your thing's still here simon i | 120.32 | 3.6 |
| know i didn't get everything | 122.64 | 2.64 |
| why did you guys park on the edge of a | 123.92 | 3.12 |
| swamp shut up | 125.28 | 3.839 |
| everybody look for blueberry god there's | 127.04 | 5.16 |
| draugr i'm getting the hell out of here | 129.119 | 4.321 |
| [Music] | 132.2 | 3.72 |
| all right i'm leaving i'm i just watched | 133.44 | 3.2 |
| him die | 135.92 | 3.12 |
| i'm going past his body and i'm getting | 136.64 | 3.04 |
| back | 139.04 | 2.96 |
| wow i just saw a blob of something okay | 139.68 | 3.84 |
| where's that portal | 142.0 | 6.08 |
| portal oh no oh no i'm lost | 143.52 | 6.719 |
| i'll see you neebs after i see your okay | 148.08 | 3.28 |
| i'm going through gotta go | 150.239 | 4.601 |
| going through as well come on get | 151.36 | 6.08 |
| through | 154.84 | 6.84 |
| oh awesome oh i'm glad you guys made it | 157.44 | 4.24 |
| all right yeah baby | 161.84 | 5.679 |
| where's apps from here he comes oh he's | 165.36 | 3.2 |
| dead hey | 167.519 | 3.841 |
| no i'm here hey buddy good lord why did | 168.56 | 4.08 |
| you guys put everything | 171.36 | 2.48 |
| on the edge of a swamp because we're | 172.64 | 3.599 |
| going to stay listen we're closer now we | 173.84 | 3.759 |
| can move it from there | 176.239 | 2.72 |
| it's better than nothing it's better | 177.599 | 3.36 |
| than doing that trip in the boat again | 178.959 | 4.481 |
| i promise you very much so all right and | 180.959 | 4.161 |
| your stuff is right there in front of it | 183.44 | 2.0 |
| yeah | 185.12 | 1.44 |
| let me see if i can run through and grab | 185.44 | 3.04 |
| my and come back okay why | 186.56 | 4.24 |
| why is this shut down who shut it down | 188.48 | 4.0 |
| what are you do you have something in | 190.8 | 2.0 |
| you | 192.48 | 1.839 |
| i never shot i didn't shut it down it's | 192.8 | 3.2 |
| not working why is it not working | 194.319 | 4.801 |
| what happened they didn't | 196.0 | 3.12 |
| it happened on the other end clearly but | 208.72 | 3.439 |
| neebs you just came through it i just | 210.56 | 2.399 |
| came through it | 212.159 | 4.241 |
| you were enemies no no what | 212.959 | 7.121 |
| all my all my stuff oh no oh no | 216.4 | 6.16 |
| oh god did you have blueberries no i | 220.08 | 5.28 |
| didn't have no blood | 222.56 | 2.8 |
| oh god oh look at my map oh way out | 225.44 | 4.4 |
| there way out there is where my stuff is | 227.519 | 4.64 |
| hey it's a pleasant journey | 229.84 | 12.0 |
| boat trip | 232.159 | 9.681 |
| [Music] | 243.4 | 8.719 |
| so | 252.84 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 257.44 | 10.08 |
| what'd you just give me something you're | 265.199 | 4.961 |
| going to love | 267.52 | 2.64 |
| [Music] | 272.39 | 5.13 |
| i don't want that | 274.72 | 2.8 |
| it's yours come on neebs coming give me | 277.919 | 3.84 |
| a ladder | 280.88 | 2.319 |
| uh yeah it's on the other side watch | 281.759 | 4.641 |
| your stamina watch your stamina | 283.199 | 4.961 |
| i don't take that we have a freaking | 286.4 | 3.44 |
| dock or something no we don't have a | 288.16 | 2.479 |
| damn dock | 289.84 | 3.359 |
| okay dora thick build a dock yeah okay | 290.639 | 3.201 |
| here we go | 293.199 | 3.761 |
| got it let's do it okay here we go okay | 293.84 | 4.88 |
| we'll be back in a little bit hopefully | 296.96 | 3.36 |
| you portal you're going to love this | 298.72 | 4.96 |
| yay bon voyage thank you enjoy yourself | 300.32 | 4.719 |
| it's pronounced bomb | 303.68 | 4.4 |
| voyage hey and you might see a turtle oh | 305.039 | 3.801 |
| yeah turtle | 308.08 | 4.08 |
| yeah yeah get his barnacles i will not | 308.84 | 5.16 |
| okay we gotta tickle it's little | 312.16 | 3.92 |
| barnacles | 314.0 | 4.16 |
| it's gonna be a big trip neebs uh we | 316.08 | 4.32 |
| should do a shanty | 318.16 | 4.96 |
| shanty right shanty yeah you want to | 320.4 | 3.92 |
| come up with a shady while we're on this | 323.12 | 1.68 |
| trip | 324.32 | 5.12 |
| we're off on a voyage on the sea | 324.8 | 8.56 |
| diamond even oh dear me | 329.44 | 8.64 |
| we're on the river it's not a river | 333.36 | 8.88 |
| ocean you dork verse two | 338.08 | 7.44 |
| take it simon we're on the non | 342.24 | 6.56 |
| river but it's a river if we wanna say | 345.52 | 4.72 |
| it's a river | 348.8 | 4.959 |
| right biebs we can call it a river cause | 350.24 | 4.399 |
| there's no | 353.759 | 4.241 |
| police to tell us what to call the | 354.639 | 7.361 |
| sea i'm sorry i didn't help with that | 358.0 | 8.96 |
| gonna be a long trip | 362.0 | 8.08 |
| hey hal you mind if i call you hal this | 366.96 | 4.32 |
| is hal thick | 370.08 | 4.64 |
| hell go to hal is what they say | 371.28 | 6.479 |
| they do yeah all right i'm gonna get you | 374.72 | 3.84 |
| one of these | 377.759 | 3.601 |
| i'm gonna get you this uh this hat light | 378.56 | 4.56 |
| because you deserve it thick after that | 381.36 | 3.6 |
| journey we had together okay yes and | 383.12 | 3.6 |
| hell indeed anyway i could sell this | 384.96 | 2.959 |
| yule hat back | 386.72 | 3.919 |
| it was a dumb purchase and it was like a | 387.919 | 3.84 |
| i didn't mean to | 390.639 | 2.641 |
| i thought it'd be silly and it wasn't it | 391.759 | 3.201 |
| was just stupid i was wondering if you | 393.28 | 2.96 |
| could take that back | 394.96 | 3.04 |
| didn't look like you could though just | 396.24 | 2.799 |
| buy it back from him you know what | 398.0 | 2.319 |
| whatever you can probably sell it | 399.039 | 4.321 |
| how about you go to hell | 400.319 | 3.041 |
| yeah it every time you say it it's a | 403.6 | 3.28 |
| little bit better here you go thick | 405.28 | 4.56 |
| hold that on your dumb head be part of | 406.88 | 3.92 |
| this crew | 409.84 | 4.24 |
| simon yourself myself yep look at this | 410.8 | 5.28 |
| yeah thank you hal was hoping he'd be | 414.08 | 3.119 |
| more helpful but that was all right for | 416.08 | 1.6 |
| now | 417.199 | 4.881 |
| more helpful helpful | 417.68 | 6.72 |
| all right let's go back to a safe place | 422.08 | 4.92 |
| yeah he certainly had some halitosis | 424.4 | 5.97 |
| [Music] | 427.0 | 3.37 |
| jeez knees looking at the map what is | 431.68 | 4.72 |
| that what are we looking at over here | 434.96 | 2.88 |
| i don't know is that like a house | 436.4 | 3.28 |
| there's a structure it looks like a blue | 437.84 | 3.6 |
| fog coming out of it yeah well speaking | 439.68 | 4.0 |
| of fog that's i can't see any damn thing | 441.44 | 2.879 |
| right now | 443.68 | 3.2 |
| okay what should we be looking for | 444.319 | 3.761 |
| there's something flying | 446.88 | 3.12 |
| you see that it's like a witch that was | 448.08 | 3.519 |
| probably ada nope | 450.0 | 3.599 |
| it looks like a ghoul like a goblin it | 451.599 | 3.44 |
| does look like you're talking about over | 453.599 | 3.281 |
| there by the building that's on the side | 455.039 | 4.081 |
| oh yeah yeah yeah that's a ghost we're | 456.88 | 4.159 |
| not gonna mess with that yeah | 459.12 | 3.44 |
| so like i said what are we looking for | 461.039 | 3.121 |
| now there's something on the ground look | 462.56 | 2.0 |
| at him | 464.16 | 3.12 |
| he's walking around yeah that's a draugr | 464.56 | 3.28 |
| oh | 467.28 | 2.8 |
| can can you guys not hear me yeah yeah | 467.84 | 3.12 |
| sorry i was just | 470.08 | 3.519 |
| the ghost got me spooked okay i was i | 470.96 | 4.0 |
| was trying to see if there was a cut | 473.599 | 3.28 |
| through but it's so damn dark and foggy | 474.96 | 3.76 |
| right now because we got to get around | 476.879 | 3.361 |
| either go around this island or cut | 478.72 | 2.64 |
| through this island | 480.24 | 2.399 |
| i didn't know if there was like a river | 481.36 | 3.04 |
| maybe because sometimes this game has | 482.639 | 3.441 |
| rivers where you can cut through uh | 484.4 | 3.359 |
| cut through biomes we were just sailing | 486.08 | 3.44 |
| on a river according to the song well no | 487.759 | 2.801 |
| i mean like an actual | 489.52 | 4.079 |
| like a very narrow river so right now | 490.56 | 4.4 |
| we're looking for a very | 493.599 | 4.561 |
| narrow river yes on our left | 494.96 | 6.239 |
| yes without ghost swamp | 498.16 | 4.879 |
| look i can't believe you guys put that | 501.199 | 4.161 |
| damn portal next to a swamp | 503.039 | 5.201 |
| you guys oh yeah you were getting darker | 505.36 | 4.64 |
| too so you're looking for that break are | 508.24 | 3.84 |
| you using that map as a way to to see if | 510.0 | 3.68 |
| there's a break in there | 512.08 | 4.24 |
| uh yeah oh this actually looks a little | 513.68 | 4.4 |
| promising right up ahead | 516.32 | 4.0 |
| maybe i could push through cut through | 518.08 | 3.759 |
| push through cut through | 520.32 | 2.88 |
| do you have a pickaxe or anything worst | 521.839 | 3.44 |
| case scenario you might have to dig us | 523.2 | 3.36 |
| out of here yeah i got | 525.279 | 4.56 |
| like a deer antler axe oh yeah | 526.56 | 5.52 |
| okay okay we might be able to squeeze | 529.839 | 3.601 |
| right through here i'm gonna take it | 532.08 | 2.24 |
| slow | 533.44 | 4.16 |
| and easy all right see a blob over there | 534.32 | 3.92 |
| on the left | 537.6 | 2.72 |
| this is proper creepy right here oh yeah | 538.24 | 3.52 |
| oh yeah i don't like this at all | 540.32 | 4.079 |
| trust me this sucks so oh i don't know | 541.76 | 4.0 |
| how shallow it is | 544.399 | 3.361 |
| yeah but it's looking good though isn't | 545.76 | 3.759 |
| it oh god is that i think we might have | 547.76 | 2.639 |
| an eel behind us | 549.519 | 2.801 |
| okay this is looking uh oh god how | 550.399 | 3.601 |
| shallow is it come on please get through | 552.32 | 2.959 |
| come on please get it got this | 554.0 | 3.6 |
| please come on we got it please get him | 555.279 | 3.361 |
| get on the left | 557.6 | 2.72 |
| turn to the left a little bit yeah yeah | 558.64 | 4.0 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | 560.32 | 5.44 |
| oh a little bit a little bit | 562.64 | 4.879 |
| oh we might have done it we might have | 565.76 | 3.28 |
| done it open up open up open up the | 567.519 | 1.921 |
| seams | 569.04 | 2.479 |
| when i said i want to do this with you i | 569.44 | 3.44 |
| thought we were just like | 571.519 | 4.481 |
| oh yep you got it we got it we got | 572.88 | 4.399 |
| it we got a link | 576.0 | 2.959 |
| here we go here we go yes we got through | 577.279 | 3.041 |
| oh wow that was | 578.959 | 4.241 |
| okay never mind i was gonna complain but | 580.32 | 3.84 |
| now i'm all good | 583.2 | 2.8 |
| all right so let me take a peek at the | 584.16 | 3.92 |
| map all right gotta turn left a little | 586.0 | 2.48 |
| bit | 588.08 | 5.199 |
| and we are heading towards my stuff | 588.48 | 10.08 |
| oh yeah that was dumb we're off on the | 593.279 | 5.281 |
| [Applause] | 599.23 | 3.299 |
| [Music] | 599.48 | 3.049 |
| river | 602.839 | 3.0 |
| everybody | 616.839 | 3.0 |
| [Laughter] | 625.33 | 4.87 |
| dora i've been in the snow area now i've | 631.12 | 3.52 |
| been gone | 634.0 | 2.8 |
| i haven't gone into it because it's | 634.64 | 3.199 |
| chilly look what i built | 636.8 | 2.96 |
| i'm all by myself what'd you build | 637.839 | 3.12 |
| bronze sword oh | 639.76 | 4.24 |
| nice yeah all about the club now | 640.959 | 4.88 |
| part of the club part of the sword let's | 644.0 | 3.36 |
| check this place out i want to see if | 645.839 | 2.321 |
| there's like different | 647.36 | 3.599 |
| uh animals maybe or you know maybe i | 648.16 | 4.56 |
| think they'd throw one or two in there | 650.959 | 2.801 |
| you would think | 652.72 | 3.92 |
| oh i'm freezing okay yep that's a big | 653.76 | 3.44 |
| issue | 656.64 | 2.24 |
| uh and it goes down quick that's why we | 657.2 | 4.0 |
| haven't gone there thick ah | 658.88 | 5.36 |
| we need to make um foot warmer | 661.2 | 4.879 |
| like we need a bunch of stuff booties | 664.24 | 3.279 |
| mini booties good i'm still | 666.079 | 3.44 |
| i'm freaking still freezing there that's | 667.519 | 4.0 |
| crazy that's insane | 669.519 | 4.241 |
| i feel like you're 40 that's horrible | 671.519 | 3.681 |
| what what do you need | 673.76 | 4.4 |
| well i would imagine like a scarf would | 675.2 | 4.879 |
| be a bronze scarf | 678.16 | 4.96 |
| brown scarf yes that'll that'll be | 680.079 | 5.44 |
| nice and insulated man these swords are | 683.12 | 4.24 |
| great you can see what all the hubbub is | 685.519 | 2.481 |
| about | 687.36 | 3.68 |
| the hubbub yes yeah man | 688.0 | 5.92 |
| i just want to run out and and kill | 691.04 | 3.919 |
| things | 693.92 | 2.8 |
| that are easy to kill right now because | 694.959 | 3.601 |
| i don't yeah i don't want to be on a | 696.72 | 2.4 |
| boat | 698.56 | 2.48 |
| no where we i mean look what we dealt | 699.12 | 3.52 |
| with last year again yeah i know right | 701.04 | 3.12 |
| yeah yeah we don't have to be on a boat | 702.64 | 3.36 |
| again you got mushrooms | 704.16 | 3.919 |
| killing mushrooms i love it i would love | 706.0 | 3.519 |
| some of those | 708.079 | 3.361 |
| all right this is a structure over here | 709.519 | 3.44 |
| let's see yeah | 711.44 | 4.48 |
| yeah see simon and i we did we did a | 712.959 | 4.481 |
| good bit of exploring | 715.92 | 4.88 |
| i will say yeah oh might have it | 717.44 | 5.519 |
| might have been here even yep looks like | 720.8 | 3.76 |
| it you guys leave it yeah it's good | 722.959 | 3.841 |
| like we went let's see we went we went | 724.56 | 4.24 |
| far kind of this way to be honest | 726.8 | 4.0 |
| okay yeah it's that snowy region we got | 728.8 | 3.12 |
| to figure that out don't we | 730.8 | 4.64 |
| oh yeah what do you think those guys | 731.92 | 5.599 |
| what do you think those guys made it | 735.44 | 3.28 |
| where are they at let's | 737.519 | 3.601 |
| take a look at the map oh fun that | 738.72 | 3.04 |
| sounds fun | 741.12 | 2.24 |
| oh they're they're over there man we | 741.76 | 3.519 |
| should head back holy crap | 743.36 | 3.2 |
| yeah yeah yeah let's have you okay let's | 745.279 | 3.041 |
| head back matter of time | 746.56 | 4.399 |
| no time right oh and this is a hey you | 748.32 | 3.44 |
| want to take down | 750.959 | 2.801 |
| an ogre real quick or a troll thing | 751.76 | 3.36 |
| troglor trogler | 753.76 | 3.6 |
| yeah let's do it there's one in here we | 755.12 | 3.44 |
| never we didn't | 757.36 | 4.64 |
| get it okay well let's yeah troll cave | 758.56 | 5.68 |
| troll cape can we do this are we good at | 762.0 | 3.2 |
| this i don't know | 764.24 | 3.039 |
| are you oh i got to get my uh weight | 765.2 | 3.84 |
| stamina stamina | 767.279 | 4.081 |
| get ready god his butt crack goes all | 769.04 | 3.359 |
| the way up his back | 771.36 | 2.88 |
| oh i need is this yeah i need this | 772.399 | 4.0 |
| mushroom i need the mushroom oh easy | 774.24 | 3.12 |
| easy easy | 776.399 | 3.361 |
| easy easy i need it i need it he threw | 777.36 | 3.279 |
| it yeah he did | 779.76 | 4.0 |
| he did that mm-hmm oh god okay | 780.639 | 5.041 |
| i don't know if i was ready sorry | 783.76 | 3.199 |
| oop i end it i | 785.68 | 3.839 |
| if i'm out of the cave okay all right go | 786.959 | 3.601 |
| meet the guys | 789.519 | 3.12 |
| yeah let's go meet the guys all right | 790.56 | 3.2 |
| yeah cool | 792.639 | 4.88 |
| yeah we got him we killed him yeah | 793.76 | 3.759 |
| [Music] | 800.12 | 3.689 |
| oh forest is moving yep see that | 830.56 | 6.639 |
| oh god fall back fall back a fight fight | 834.16 | 6.72 |
| okay okay come on we need to take this | 837.199 | 4.64 |
| brood out okay | 840.88 | 3.519 |
| converge on the brute i don't see the | 841.839 | 3.36 |
| brute | 844.399 | 3.201 |
| i am the brute now he's a big guy all | 845.199 | 4.88 |
| right there we go | 847.6 | 4.4 |
| damn it well we're doing good yeah we | 850.079 | 4.241 |
| are i'm gonna ah | 852.0 | 4.959 |
| wow i should have it i almost died there | 854.32 | 4.24 |
| yeah i blocked it | 856.959 | 4.24 |
| yeah nice good job with the broom okay | 858.56 | 3.36 |
| one more | 861.199 | 4.401 |
| yeah now there's probably gonna be more | 861.92 | 5.279 |
| wow these walls are not working at all | 865.6 | 3.12 |
| are they no they're not | 867.199 | 3.361 |
| is there a spawner or something uh yeah | 868.72 | 3.52 |
| no yeah there is a spawner over there | 870.56 | 3.44 |
| in the woods i see it that purple thing | 872.24 | 3.92 |
| yeah we need to go take that out after | 874.0 | 3.519 |
| we uh after we fight | 876.16 | 3.76 |
| all these guys off got it you get on the | 877.519 | 3.12 |
| water | 879.92 | 2.8 |
| so yeah look there yeah they're climbing | 880.639 | 3.601 |
| around the wall right over there | 882.72 | 3.2 |
| yep we had to build the wall all the way | 884.24 | 4.08 |
| to the boat yeah i guess so | 885.92 | 4.4 |
| all right take a swing bubba there you | 888.32 | 3.12 |
| go got him | 890.32 | 3.04 |
| all right another one coming neebs yep | 891.44 | 3.04 |
| i'm eating oh | 893.36 | 2.88 |
| simon you are low on health man i would | 894.48 | 3.76 |
| recommend falling back eating | 896.24 | 4.88 |
| all right but i just i'm i'm a i'm a | 898.24 | 6.0 |
| beast i just keep on wanting to fight | 901.12 | 5.12 |
| you all right we survived the attack | 904.24 | 3.599 |
| good job good job | 906.24 | 3.76 |
| okay it's getting dark fight the spawner | 907.839 | 3.921 |
| tomorrow fight the spawner tomorrow we | 910.0 | 3.36 |
| do not need to try to approach that in | 911.76 | 3.36 |
| the dark neebs let's work on making this | 913.36 | 2.479 |
| wall | 915.12 | 3.76 |
| and simon and simon | 915.839 | 6.56 |
| oh boy hey thick | 918.88 | 5.84 |
| hello okay you know what hey this | 922.399 | 3.68 |
| actually might be perfect are you guys | 924.72 | 3.44 |
| geared up because we have a uh spawner | 926.079 | 3.601 |
| not too far from us you guys want to go | 928.16 | 3.2 |
| knock that out i do want to knock that | 929.68 | 2.64 |
| out so bad | 931.36 | 2.399 |
| oh man yeah look at you thick you're | 932.32 | 3.199 |
| geared up go uh go take that spawner out | 933.759 | 2.64 |
| you see it over there in the woods | 935.519 | 2.161 |
| purple i do | 936.399 | 4.721 |
| i'm a man i'm | 937.68 | 3.44 |
| before the sun goes down i'm gonna bang | 941.759 | 4.161 |
| all of them coming thick | 943.44 | 4.88 |
| i'm coming too because i feel like dying | 945.92 | 3.52 |
| i feel like living we're gonna hit it | 948.32 | 2.639 |
| from here we can eat it from here | 949.44 | 5.28 |
| can we let's see yes look at this | 950.959 | 6.56 |
| oh you just shoot it got it dude let's | 954.72 | 4.479 |
| make it smaller lasers | 957.519 | 3.201 |
| okay that's not that wasn't a laser | 959.199 | 3.681 |
| really i'm shooting i got all the lasers | 960.72 | 2.72 |
| my mind | 962.88 | 3.6 |
| that wasn't gone let's go let's go clean | 963.44 | 3.519 |
| up | 966.48 | 2.56 |
| let's go clean up clean up time we're | 966.959 | 3.281 |
| gonna prove something | 969.04 | 3.039 |
| oh we got big boy over there big | 970.24 | 3.279 |
| billboards | 972.079 | 4.081 |
| he's a brute okay what's he gonna do | 973.519 | 4.0 |
| what's he think he's doing | 976.16 | 4.4 |
| yeah come on guys oh oh | 977.519 | 4.801 |
| that one didn't work okay oh that hurt a | 980.56 | 3.839 |
| lot excuse me excuse me okay | 982.32 | 4.639 |
| that hurt a whole bunch a lot oh okay | 984.399 | 3.12 |
| okay | 986.959 | 3.68 |
| silent careful careful with fire fight | 987.519 | 4.0 |
| from afar | 990.639 | 2.64 |
| oh he's on fire look at this i'm gonna | 991.519 | 5.361 |
| get his hands come on | 993.279 | 3.601 |
| there it is sucka oh what's this | 1001.519 | 6.401 |
| what did i just get did i get a potato | 1005.44 | 5.519 |
| an ancient get a bead | 1007.92 | 3.039 |
| [Music] | 1014.63 | 11.209 |
| potato | 1022.839 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1029.349 | 13.79 |
| [Applause] | 1039.869 | 3.27 |
| [Music] | 1043.63 | 7.8 |
| [Applause] | 1050.48 | 1.5 |
| [Music] | 1051.43 | 1.27 |
| [Applause] | 1051.98 | 4.02 |
| [Music] | 1052.7 | 6.02 |
| that's a level two yeah about to be | 1056.0 | 5.36 |
| level zero | 1058.72 | 2.64 |
| good kill first thing in the morning uh | 1063.44 | 4.8 |
| i'm gonna make a run for my stuff who | 1066.24 | 4.0 |
| wants to be my bodyguard | 1068.24 | 6.16 |
| i'll be wrong you be my bodyguard | 1070.24 | 4.16 |
| it's a good song you know if i'm looking | 1074.64 | 3.84 |
| at it it's right down the beach i'm just | 1076.48 | 3.52 |
| gonna run for it grab it and | 1078.48 | 3.6 |
| go because it's close to that swamp and | 1080.0 | 3.52 |
| we don't want to mess with those uh | 1082.08 | 2.56 |
| grade wolves | 1083.52 | 4.88 |
| or not gregor jarraga | 1084.64 | 3.76 |
| they are sluggish joggers suck like | 1089.36 | 4.72 |
| zombies or some | 1092.16 | 5.28 |
| you're great absolutely no this is easy | 1094.08 | 4.56 |
| this is easy | 1097.44 | 3.28 |
| got a full belly this time should have | 1098.64 | 3.36 |
| had a full belly last time that's where | 1100.72 | 1.92 |
| i messed up | 1102.0 | 3.039 |
| i need it neat i need a full belly i | 1102.64 | 3.2 |
| need some | 1105.039 | 2.961 |
| fruit i need your protests you need my | 1105.84 | 4.48 |
| protest protest oh no | 1108.0 | 5.76 |
| oh oh i see a troll uh-huh | 1110.32 | 6.16 |
| that is indeed oh yeah left side you | 1113.76 | 4.08 |
| know what | 1116.48 | 3.84 |
| my stuff where's my stuff okay uh yep i | 1117.84 | 4.16 |
| see my stuff i'm making a run for | 1120.32 | 5.28 |
| it okay good good good it makes sense | 1122.0 | 7.36 |
| patrol on me around here all right | 1125.6 | 5.439 |
| looking good looking good and hey here's | 1129.36 | 3.04 |
| all the pieces of the portal that was | 1131.039 | 2.081 |
| beside it | 1132.4 | 3.92 |
| oh nice all right getting my can i | 1133.12 | 4.32 |
| take all | 1136.32 | 3.84 |
| right boom back in action give me that | 1137.44 | 4.0 |
| shock-a-lock | 1140.16 | 2.72 |
| kind of hugging the coast back what do | 1141.44 | 3.52 |
| you think uh sure yeah | 1142.88 | 3.6 |
| i'm looking across the way it looks like | 1144.96 | 3.36 |
| there's some pregnant ladies | 1146.48 | 3.92 |
| oh those are probably yeah yep avoid the | 1148.32 | 3.68 |
| draggers all right stay on the coast and | 1150.4 | 2.88 |
| head back to base | 1152.0 | 4.32 |
| mission accomplished oh troll hey oh | 1153.28 | 4.399 |
| does he see us | 1156.32 | 3.12 |
| i don't no he was just looking in our | 1157.679 | 3.281 |
| direction | 1159.44 | 3.4 |
| i'm gonna shoot him in the head yeah you | 1160.96 | 4.0 |
| are peel | 1162.84 | 5.64 |
| idiot yeah getting picked okay here he | 1164.96 | 3.92 |
| comes | 1168.48 | 3.439 |
| sure got him oh okay | 1168.88 | 4.96 |
| you're doing this oh yeah all right yeah | 1171.919 | 3.361 |
| let's take him down let's take him down | 1173.84 | 2.719 |
| everybody work together | 1175.28 | 3.279 |
| got this all right you're coming too who | 1176.559 | 3.441 |
| are you coming to who are you even | 1178.559 | 2.721 |
| coming | 1180.0 | 4.799 |
| hey hey hey oh don't hit me | 1181.28 | 5.84 |
| don't hit me please don't get it oh wow | 1184.799 | 3.841 |
| sorry he took a big hit get out of there | 1187.12 | 3.12 |
| i know but i hit him so i feel good | 1188.64 | 3.84 |
| about myself get my stamina up | 1190.24 | 5.84 |
| oh you are ugly you are ugly as | 1192.48 | 6.559 |
| look at me now whoa oh god i took a hit | 1196.08 | 4.8 |
| i take a hit i'm backing off i'm backing | 1199.039 | 2.961 |
| the hell off | 1200.88 | 6.08 |
| all right oh there's another troll | 1202.0 | 8.08 |
| really and that's a one star troll oh | 1206.96 | 5.12 |
| god | 1210.08 | 5.04 |
| all right back to base no take care of | 1212.08 | 5.52 |
| the first one kill him first make sense | 1215.12 | 6.72 |
| makes sense | 1217.6 | 4.24 |
| south best babes yeah coming into base | 1233.12 | 4.24 |
| you got arrows | 1236.4 | 5.44 |
| uh yes i do gotta need him okay | 1237.36 | 7.679 |
| oh no troll two first oh god this first | 1241.84 | 7.52 |
| one two trunks | 1245.039 | 6.481 |
| all right first one's down focus fire | 1249.36 | 3.36 |
| and troll number two | 1251.52 | 4.24 |
| beautiful beautiful okay | 1252.72 | 4.48 |
| he's going he's running away this might | 1255.76 | 3.279 |
| be a good thing | 1257.2 | 4.8 |
| give me some of that | 1259.039 | 2.961 |
| all right he's running he's running he's | 1265.36 | 3.12 |
| running okay i'll stop it | 1266.96 | 3.52 |
| all right cool we've had enough all | 1268.48 | 3.52 |
| right good work | 1270.48 | 4.48 |
| gentlemen yeah all right oh god simon | 1272.0 | 4.4 |
| you and thick guy we got to get you guys | 1274.96 | 2.88 |
| back to your side i know my stuff's | 1276.4 | 3.92 |
| right there i can see it it's by him | 1277.84 | 5.36 |
| kinda oh god that's the problem all | 1280.32 | 4.239 |
| right no but it's okay i'm gonna sneak | 1283.2 | 3.04 |
| i'm gonna sneak a little sneaky sneak | 1284.559 | 2.24 |
| attack | 1286.24 | 2.24 |
| yeah he seems to be going up into the | 1286.799 | 3.601 |
| woods yeah you're gonna be fine | 1288.48 | 3.84 |
| huh there's a trailhead right there in | 1290.4 | 3.6 |
| the water see it yeah get it | 1292.32 | 3.839 |
| hang it on your wall i don't really like | 1294.0 | 4.08 |
| that detour it takes up a lot of space | 1296.159 | 3.361 |
| i don't know it does it does it's a | 1298.08 | 3.12 |
| giant troll head what is this though is | 1299.52 | 2.399 |
| this food | 1301.2 | 1.76 |
| yeah i think there's some meat in the | 1301.919 | 2.481 |
| water there's meat in the water | 1302.96 | 2.16 |
| blueberries | 1304.4 | 2.639 |
| everyone kept their blueberries right i | 1305.12 | 3.36 |
| just threw away a whole bunch of | 1307.039 | 2.88 |
| blueberries | 1308.48 | 3.84 |
| i'm gonna be joking you better be joking | 1309.919 | 4.561 |
| simon of course i'm joking i don't throw | 1312.32 | 3.839 |
| away berries i'm not crazy | 1314.48 | 4.24 |
| dick's body's over here is he coming uh | 1316.159 | 4.0 |
| let me look at the map oh | 1318.72 | 3.76 |
| god oh geez he must have spawned at the | 1320.159 | 4.481 |
| beach near the trail oh he hadn't slept | 1322.48 | 4.96 |
| in a bed in a while | 1324.64 | 2.8 |
| he's working his way back | 1328.32 | 19.52 |
| he should be able to get back | 1331.44 | 16.4 |
| [Music] | 1349.33 | 3.13 |
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