This Is Pitiful...- RANCH SIM

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you caught the latest video on the channel yet? Let me tell you, it's a wild ride filled with hors...
This Is Pitiful...- RANCH SIM
This Is Pitiful...- RANCH SIM

This Is Pitiful...- RANCH SIM

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another hilarious episode of Ranch Sim! Today, we're dealing with horses, tourists, and Grandpa's lost soul. What a combination!

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appsro: And don't forget about the Ranch Sim merch! I mean, who wouldn't want to rock a t-shirt with Grandpa's lost soul on it? It's a fashion statement, really.

neebs: Absolutely, and if you want to support us even more, check out our Patreon page. We appreciate all the love and support from our amazing fans!

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you caught the latest video on the channel yet? Let me tell you, it's a wild ride filled with horses, tourists, and even Grandpa's lost soul screaming for help from beyond the grave. I mean, what more could you ask for in a video, am I right?

The gang is back at it again with another hilarious episode of Ranch Sim, and let me tell you, it's pure entertainment from start to finish. If you're a fan of the series, you know you're in for a treat. And if you're not familiar with Neebs Gaming, now is the perfect time to jump in and see what all the hype is about.

Plus, did you see that they've got some awesome Ranch Sim merch available? I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going to be checking that out. And don't forget to hit that subscribe button and support the team on Patreon if you want to see more awesome content like this.

The video is filled with all the usual shenanigans and laughs that we've come to love from Neebs and the crew. And the music selection? Top-notch as always. From the catchy tunes to the epic soundtracks, it really sets the mood for the crazy adventures that unfold in Ranch Sim. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one!


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CaptionStartDuration
hey what you doing well cutting the2.064.42
grass I think it synced up for me now4.684.68
hell yeah yeah no it looks good for me6.486.18
too oh good it's about time yep there's9.366.6
a little patch right here good eye oh12.665.64
boy this is exciting oh it goes away15.965.8
yeah that's nice oh it works yeah18.315.23
[Music]21.7611.77
all right we got a busy day I can see34.644.12
that what are you building back here37.443.18
well yeah we're gonna get those horses38.764.08
uh I got us a bunch of money we're gonna40.624.32
go to the horse auction eventually oh42.844.739
the horse auction yeah you can look back44.944.74
into the barn there's a couple Stables I47.5794.201
have ready for us to make for um we're49.684.68
gonna get two horses I love it51.785.04
one like that's skinny and sick I think54.363.719
we're gonna get probably the worst56.823.36
horses they they go for a pretty penny58.0794.441
the good ones but this training uh60.184.92
whatever yeah I think if you like jump62.524.8
these when it's made you can like power65.14.14
up the horses like get them better oh67.323.18
that's cool yeah we're gonna start69.242.52
ripping some wood I've got a bunch ready70.53.299
though that's it 100 Wood ripping wave71.763.14
sexy boy73.7993.061
[Music]74.95.32
oh my God we got a bunch of piglets oh76.865.399
little baby piggies it's getting a80.224.14
little full in here oh I'm hungry I'm82.2594.981
ready for bacon ah abstract you put that84.368.04
uh the lawnmower away please sure87.245.16
[Music]92.6719.23
foreign108.93.0
[Music]117.073.12
very dark all right going to bed let's121.7594.661
go to bed all right124.4394.261
sweet dreams everyone sweet dreams good126.424.52
night128.72.24
and a good morning132.422.899
[Music]133.494.329
all right let's knock this crap out we135.3194.06
got to take a little trip I heard it's137.8194.621
oh good morning animals they all woke up139.3794.621
at the same exact time it's kind of142.444.439
amazing did they yeah holy [ __ ] wow144.04.26
there's a lot of piggies yeah there146.8793.421
really is damn I heard it's tourist148.263.78
season abstro how do you feel about that150.33.78
what do you mean is this the season all152.044.32
the tourists come to town no hell no we154.083.9
don't have such a thing around here not156.364.099
what I heard157.982.479
[Music]161.14.21
foreign165.483.0
are good at one thing and that's pooping169.644.959
a lot of poop a lot of Pope but it also172.265.22
got me lost pigs what was that you said174.5996.201
last pills177.483.32
appeal yeah you have a stroke sir yeah182.364.98
come on there we go look at that look at192.125.46
that cock-eyed [ __ ] see if I can keep195.187.04
going with that Defying Gravity come on197.584.64
I want to see that go for Infinity I202.85.9
know you do but it's not gonna happen205.083.62
[Music]212.884.2
this is it215.5193.921
cool217.082.36
sprinkle come on baby I'm excited219.785.78
[Music]222.974.549
oh225.563.239
yeah yeah227.5194.08
these are nice Gates yeah they are these228.7995.141
are nice fence yeah Simon think you231.5994.261
could jump this yes I do with the wood233.944.939
in my hand yep do it235.866.019
boom238.8793.0
going around again yeah242.064.42
[Music]247.115.79
holy geez what what what what what250.565.16
tourist season that's right oh no I252.94.38
don't like this at all I didn't think255.723.479
you would [ __ ]257.283.299
thank you259.1993.841
what is this by the way is this it looks260.5794.921
like it could be oil like burnt soil263.045.82
maybe or maybe a body pit but I don't265.55.16
know Simon268.863.899
yeah take a truck run it into one of270.664.34
these people272.7592.241
where's the where is the traffic there's278.785.44
one off to the right oh there he is nail281.825.099
it all right here we go hello sir or284.227.32
ma'am okay oh look who's the boss of286.9195.941
this road oh I'm gonna see if I can get291.542.159
on it292.864.02
try to get on oh yeah that's it listen293.6995.461
you're not welcome here yeah that's296.883.539
right what are you doing around e Fox299.163.42
can we stop harassing the tourists maybe300.4194.021
actually tomorrow why don't we have like302.583.6
a we could have a hunting challenge see304.443.72
who gets the most kills like doing a306.184.5
loop oh riding on a tourist car yeah oh308.165.479
that's that sounds fun310.682.959
this is nothing ammo yeah that's a316.745.58
sturdy vehicle all right come on come on319.9194.941
come on come on322.322.54
oh that's a good one 332 bucks for that332.4195.081
cheese gotta love it yeah we're almost335.6394.021
at six man did you say we almost have337.54.62
six grand yeah isn't that amazing that339.664.14
is I've been a busy boy while you guys342.124.56
been sleepy boys all right that one's343.84.86
done oh346.686.06
oh yeah we are so freaking we're really348.666.18
we're really farm so it is you gonna put352.743.799
the horses in here with all the hog [ __ ]354.843.96
we got to clean up the hog [ __ ] why356.5394.5
don't you help me with that um358.85.28
okay oh we need water you're like a pig361.0395.261
digestive food but it's gonna kill the364.083.839
horse you guys didn't hear the water366.34.92
thing that we needed no you guys ready367.9195.161
to get horses yes are we gonna do that371.223.18
today probably not a lot of sunlight373.083.48
left should we wait until okay I mean I374.43.66
would I'm gonna go in here in the barn376.563.24
and watch you little dancing uh trailer378.063.54
yeah let's do that first thing in the379.83.54
morning okay I'm gonna watch The Dancing381.63.84
trailer too though I guess I'll milk the383.344.579
cows385.442.479
thank you388.85.1
foreign390.93.0
[Music]395.376.429
what's going on with Daddy402.53.78
in the butt oh what's going on with406.444.199
daddy daddy dad daddy's already dead hey408.4194.201
they didn't react yay that was far410.6394.021
enough away good good oh you're scared412.623.66
yeah you knew what happened yeah caught414.663.599
on the little one let him know it's416.285.6
gonna be okay it isn't418.2593.621
push this421.9792.78
that's where you go425.964.299
all right well yeah we'll get a good428.463.359
night's sleep where is the horse auction430.2593.121
it's right down the road we can actually431.8193.66
walk there and we will be oh yeah when433.384.02
it's nice and Misty outside and you435.4793.84
smell you know the dew on your feet do437.45.46
feet yeah you get the doofy439.3197.761
all right okay good night442.864.22
[Music]447.397.77
wait what why do you have feet by your452.46.419
bed feet by my feet I don't know okay455.166.539
but either way look at look what I found458.8195.641
that is Charlie it was out by the gate461.6995.521
really yeah some weird shits going on464.464.799
dude that is weird weird [ __ ] I'm just467.224.02
gonna keep it there hey rest well buddy469.2594.921
okay tomorrow's a fun horse day can't471.245.179
wait474.182.239
man let's do this485.666.819
race yeah all right489.965.22
wow492.4796.0
we're very similar Runners yeah hey495.184.919
guess what yeah we're at the horse498.4795.94
auction nope wow cost 50 to go500.0996.241
um I guess I'll go first all right504.4195.521
nothing over 2 000 I guess yeah we're506.344.68
looking for something scrolling it509.943.18
doesn't mind eating [ __ ] fifteen hundred511.025.459
to two thousand oh well okay I'm at the513.126.0
auction next I'm going I like this516.4794.74
magical teleporting sign I'm gonna skip519.123.719
this horse I'm going to school with this521.2193.24
expensive seven thousand dollar horse522.8393.541
I'm gonna skip it I don't understand524.4593.661
what's happening four thousand I'm gonna526.384.2
skip that yeah seven thousand skipping528.123.92
he's looking at horses530.583.24
one thousand two hundred sixty seven532.043.28
what a beautiful horse I'm a bid on this533.824.76
one I'm gonna get this separate535.323.26
come on now I want it I want it I want541.3994.62
it543.8992.12
pretty good the stamina547.683.62
that's something it's already tired I561.24.72
mean it's pretty and I thought it'd be564.063.54
it's a pretty horse so to call your565.923.24
horse aim the cursor at it and press h567.62.82
to whistle it will then follow you569.163.2
around from Orange570.424.26
oh this thing's not gonna follow around572.363.82
anybody it looks like it's about to574.682.52
throw up576.183.779
wait Jesus Christ look at it I didn't577.24.98
even know I'm staring at this thing how579.9594.94
long have you been back582.182.719
Simon go ahead and get a horse between585.23.94
the Thousand to two thousand dollar587.584.84
range see if they have a stinky one589.144.98
[Music]592.424.039
God pitiful thing594.123.839
what are you gonna name it I don't know596.4593.901
it's pitiful an option yeah yeah you597.9594.981
know what I like it I'm admitting on uh600.365.58
yeah 1800 horse all right go for it all602.946.48
right now it's sitting come on come on605.946.0
just give it to me damn it it's already609.425.94
2200 okay keep going now it's at 2600.611.946.839
do we get it do it oh I get it you got615.366.36
an identical horse no it's not identical618.7795.761
it's oh it wow damn I think yep yeah621.724.44
it's identical oh damn it now we don't624.543.479
know which one's pitiful and which one's626.164.44
pathetic that's a good name for it what628.0195.221
in the world pathetic here we go yeah630.65.96
let's go trainer633.243.32
Rod okay yeah oh yeah come on pitiful636.8397.321
come on pathetic let's see how this goes640.865.7
oh yeah that's all right that's all644.167.14
right yeah oh [ __ ] I didn't make it646.568.54
oh yeah no that was a nice one651.33.8
yeah656.763.42
what is the point of this657.744.06
um didn't it level it up somehow that's660.183.54
what I heard but I don't seem to be661.83.599
doing [ __ ]663.725.64
hey go there you go yeah665.3993.961
holy [ __ ] I'm up on top of the pig yeah671.3994.581
you are674.73.84
no don't get out don't get out no don't675.984.26
get out678.544.44
good God this is this is rough in here680.245.68
Yep this is a this is a problem yeah682.984.08
because you're surrounded by little685.924.56
piglets yeah and big pigs and a lot of687.065.04
[ __ ] a lot of [ __ ] on the ground I feel690.482.94
like you should have built a separate692.15.04
bond with a hole oh do you yeah yeah me693.425.82
too oh go you got it you got it there697.144.5
you go you got it yeah all right now699.244.26
your little little one stay back701.643.9
you guys want to go ride some uh tourist703.54.14
Vehicles oh yeah tourist hunting yes705.543.299
let's do it how do you think we should707.643.48
do it we should have a challenge708.8394.021
damn you know what I wish I had asked711.123.959
before we put the horses up is can you712.864.979
shoot from the horses because imagine a715.0795.641
horse on top of a car717.8395.641
yeah now we're going somewhere whoa whoa720.724.46
whoa whoa whoa723.485.599
oh you can't pull out a gun725.183.899
oh okay729.9592.481
okay Nelly okay sorry doing great all735.185.219
right is he is he is he oh it looks like738.363.9
you're off on my oh I know I hopped off740.3994.38
okay all right so what are you thinking742.264.38
Dora oh I want to get on top of this744.7794.141
Winnebago oh yeah yeah get pull up oh746.643.72
yep all right I think I'm on the748.923.659
Winnebago you are750.364.8
and now it's coming okay that's a good752.5794.561
spot actually it is I'm happy I'm here755.166.08
crap I hate that we have the horse now757.144.1
[Music]761.293.1
I just want to see it take you away765.483.08
never see you again766.745.659
oh I'm jumping off768.563.839
Point okay I'm on the Winnebago yeah I780.55.5
don't well there's a car behind me you784.0194.581
can get on that one786.02.6
[Music]788.744.279
all right793.224.299
I'm on this one yeah we just gotta shoot794.945.28
an animal from the slowest moving797.5196.981
goddamn Vehicles I've ever been on right800.224.28
hey but look we're stopping traffic807.624.899
behind us yeah we are that's good we're809.886.079
creating traffic that's nice812.5193.44
oh looks like you're going faster right819.0795.021
now we're going downhill now yeah we're821.5194.081
getting some speed like in that movie824.14.08
with Sandra Bullock that was a good825.65.72
movie it's a great movie828.183.14
oh my God look at this what just how836.125.74
slow it moves oh yeah this is bad very839.824.28
bad841.862.24
[Music]846.916.509
oh oh now we're going downhill oh my861.365.52
goodness look at this oh this is just863.885.34
I'm Sandra Bullock this time still ain't866.885.66
seen a damn animal all day869.223.32
foreign873.7792.841
running across right here I'm Gonna Get877.2794.5
It On the Run879.362.419
get [ __ ] all right this is more of a882.9594.38
challenge in our thoughts as we got a885.9593.541
little speed going now887.3394.141
yeah now we're going like 15 miles an889.54.1
hour891.482.12
yeah it's peeled896.3393.201
oh hey Dora hey guys hey899.6996.38
[Laughter]903.974.369
that was worth it906.0794.901
that was all so worth it challenge is908.3395.721
over what's up buddy910.983.08
it's like oh he's getting run over yeah914.545.979
by the train the best day ever that is917.363.82
pretty cool920.5192.541
[Laughter]921.186.019
catch you on the flip yep923.064.139
I sure am glad you boys are enjoying927.664.02
this radio drama it was my favorite when929.6394.14
I was a kid it's good I like it I know931.684.399
it is933.7792.3
so there I was mingling at the gala937.444.8
though I couldn't get that strange940.563.959
little man from the shop out of my mind942.244.98
mostly due to him octo docking me944.5195.281
addressing me as a doctor eight separate947.225.04
times knowing full well I wasn't one and949.84.62
my line of work this would be concerning952.264.259
but perhaps I have nothing to fear954.424.62
cinnamon cake was delicious my stomach956.5195.401
is a little achy though oh well I have a959.044.68
gift to deliver and I'm looking to have961.924.26
a good time speaking of there's the963.724.679
mayor oh mayor how are you this evening966.185.899
and what a wonderful calendar968.3993.68
that's probably time for bed huh979.884.199
foreign986.168.04
[Music]987.636.57

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