This Is Pitiful...- RANCH SIM
Neebs Gaming
Conversation
neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another hilarious episode of Ranch Sim! Today, we're dealing with horses, tourists, and Grandpa's lost soul. What a combination!
simon: I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to watch a video with all that craziness going on? It's like a soap opera, but with horses and screaming grandpas!
appsro: And don't forget about the Ranch Sim merch! I mean, who wouldn't want to rock a t-shirt with Grandpa's lost soul on it? It's a fashion statement, really.
neebs: Absolutely, and if you want to support us even more, check out our Patreon page. We appreciate all the love and support from our amazing fans!
Why this video rocks!
0:00
/34.01142883300781
🥏
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!
🥏
Inspired to get some great Neebs Gaming Merch? Check out Neebs Gaming Gear.
This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you caught the latest video on the channel yet? Let me tell you, it's a wild ride filled with horses, tourists, and even Grandpa's lost soul screaming for help from beyond the grave. I mean, what more could you ask for in a video, am I right?
The gang is back at it again with another hilarious episode of Ranch Sim, and let me tell you, it's pure entertainment from start to finish. If you're a fan of the series, you know you're in for a treat. And if you're not familiar with Neebs Gaming, now is the perfect time to jump in and see what all the hype is about.
Plus, did you see that they've got some awesome Ranch Sim merch available? I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going to be checking that out. And don't forget to hit that subscribe button and support the team on Patreon if you want to see more awesome content like this.
The video is filled with all the usual shenanigans and laughs that we've come to love from Neebs and the crew. And the music selection? Top-notch as always. From the catchy tunes to the epic soundtracks, it really sets the mood for the crazy adventures that unfold in Ranch Sim. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one!
Neebs Gaming
The official Neebs Gaming website
Neebs Gaming
Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| hey what you doing well cutting the | 2.06 | 4.42 |
| grass I think it synced up for me now | 4.68 | 4.68 |
| hell yeah yeah no it looks good for me | 6.48 | 6.18 |
| too oh good it's about time yep there's | 9.36 | 6.6 |
| a little patch right here good eye oh | 12.66 | 5.64 |
| boy this is exciting oh it goes away | 15.96 | 5.8 |
| yeah that's nice oh it works yeah | 18.3 | 15.23 |
| [Music] | 21.76 | 11.77 |
| all right we got a busy day I can see | 34.64 | 4.12 |
| that what are you building back here | 37.44 | 3.18 |
| well yeah we're gonna get those horses | 38.76 | 4.08 |
| uh I got us a bunch of money we're gonna | 40.62 | 4.32 |
| go to the horse auction eventually oh | 42.84 | 4.739 |
| the horse auction yeah you can look back | 44.94 | 4.74 |
| into the barn there's a couple Stables I | 47.579 | 4.201 |
| have ready for us to make for um we're | 49.68 | 4.68 |
| gonna get two horses I love it | 51.78 | 5.04 |
| one like that's skinny and sick I think | 54.36 | 3.719 |
| we're gonna get probably the worst | 56.82 | 3.36 |
| horses they they go for a pretty penny | 58.079 | 4.441 |
| the good ones but this training uh | 60.18 | 4.92 |
| whatever yeah I think if you like jump | 62.52 | 4.8 |
| these when it's made you can like power | 65.1 | 4.14 |
| up the horses like get them better oh | 67.32 | 3.18 |
| that's cool yeah we're gonna start | 69.24 | 2.52 |
| ripping some wood I've got a bunch ready | 70.5 | 3.299 |
| though that's it 100 Wood ripping wave | 71.76 | 3.14 |
| sexy boy | 73.799 | 3.061 |
| [Music] | 74.9 | 5.32 |
| oh my God we got a bunch of piglets oh | 76.86 | 5.399 |
| little baby piggies it's getting a | 80.22 | 4.14 |
| little full in here oh I'm hungry I'm | 82.259 | 4.981 |
| ready for bacon ah abstract you put that | 84.36 | 8.04 |
| uh the lawnmower away please sure | 87.24 | 5.16 |
| [Music] | 92.67 | 19.23 |
| foreign | 108.9 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 117.07 | 3.12 |
| very dark all right going to bed let's | 121.759 | 4.661 |
| go to bed all right | 124.439 | 4.261 |
| sweet dreams everyone sweet dreams good | 126.42 | 4.52 |
| night | 128.7 | 2.24 |
| and a good morning | 132.42 | 2.899 |
| [Music] | 133.49 | 4.329 |
| all right let's knock this crap out we | 135.319 | 4.06 |
| got to take a little trip I heard it's | 137.819 | 4.621 |
| oh good morning animals they all woke up | 139.379 | 4.621 |
| at the same exact time it's kind of | 142.44 | 4.439 |
| amazing did they yeah holy [ __ ] wow | 144.0 | 4.26 |
| there's a lot of piggies yeah there | 146.879 | 3.421 |
| really is damn I heard it's tourist | 148.26 | 3.78 |
| season abstro how do you feel about that | 150.3 | 3.78 |
| what do you mean is this the season all | 152.04 | 4.32 |
| the tourists come to town no hell no we | 154.08 | 3.9 |
| don't have such a thing around here not | 156.36 | 4.099 |
| what I heard | 157.98 | 2.479 |
| [Music] | 161.1 | 4.21 |
| foreign | 165.48 | 3.0 |
| are good at one thing and that's pooping | 169.64 | 4.959 |
| a lot of poop a lot of Pope but it also | 172.26 | 5.22 |
| got me lost pigs what was that you said | 174.599 | 6.201 |
| last pills | 177.48 | 3.32 |
| appeal yeah you have a stroke sir yeah | 182.36 | 4.98 |
| come on there we go look at that look at | 192.12 | 5.46 |
| that cock-eyed [ __ ] see if I can keep | 195.18 | 7.04 |
| going with that Defying Gravity come on | 197.58 | 4.64 |
| I want to see that go for Infinity I | 202.8 | 5.9 |
| know you do but it's not gonna happen | 205.08 | 3.62 |
| [Music] | 212.88 | 4.2 |
| this is it | 215.519 | 3.921 |
| cool | 217.08 | 2.36 |
| sprinkle come on baby I'm excited | 219.78 | 5.78 |
| [Music] | 222.97 | 4.549 |
| oh | 225.56 | 3.239 |
| yeah yeah | 227.519 | 4.08 |
| these are nice Gates yeah they are these | 228.799 | 5.141 |
| are nice fence yeah Simon think you | 231.599 | 4.261 |
| could jump this yes I do with the wood | 233.94 | 4.939 |
| in my hand yep do it | 235.86 | 6.019 |
| boom | 238.879 | 3.0 |
| going around again yeah | 242.06 | 4.42 |
| [Music] | 247.11 | 5.79 |
| holy geez what what what what what | 250.56 | 5.16 |
| tourist season that's right oh no I | 252.9 | 4.38 |
| don't like this at all I didn't think | 255.72 | 3.479 |
| you would [ __ ] | 257.28 | 3.299 |
| thank you | 259.199 | 3.841 |
| what is this by the way is this it looks | 260.579 | 4.921 |
| like it could be oil like burnt soil | 263.04 | 5.82 |
| maybe or maybe a body pit but I don't | 265.5 | 5.16 |
| know Simon | 268.86 | 3.899 |
| yeah take a truck run it into one of | 270.66 | 4.34 |
| these people | 272.759 | 2.241 |
| where's the where is the traffic there's | 278.78 | 5.44 |
| one off to the right oh there he is nail | 281.82 | 5.099 |
| it all right here we go hello sir or | 284.22 | 7.32 |
| ma'am okay oh look who's the boss of | 286.919 | 5.941 |
| this road oh I'm gonna see if I can get | 291.54 | 2.159 |
| on it | 292.86 | 4.02 |
| try to get on oh yeah that's it listen | 293.699 | 5.461 |
| you're not welcome here yeah that's | 296.88 | 3.539 |
| right what are you doing around e Fox | 299.16 | 3.42 |
| can we stop harassing the tourists maybe | 300.419 | 4.021 |
| actually tomorrow why don't we have like | 302.58 | 3.6 |
| a we could have a hunting challenge see | 304.44 | 3.72 |
| who gets the most kills like doing a | 306.18 | 4.5 |
| loop oh riding on a tourist car yeah oh | 308.16 | 5.479 |
| that's that sounds fun | 310.68 | 2.959 |
| this is nothing ammo yeah that's a | 316.74 | 5.58 |
| sturdy vehicle all right come on come on | 319.919 | 4.941 |
| come on come on | 322.32 | 2.54 |
| oh that's a good one 332 bucks for that | 332.419 | 5.081 |
| cheese gotta love it yeah we're almost | 335.639 | 4.021 |
| at six man did you say we almost have | 337.5 | 4.62 |
| six grand yeah isn't that amazing that | 339.66 | 4.14 |
| is I've been a busy boy while you guys | 342.12 | 4.56 |
| been sleepy boys all right that one's | 343.8 | 4.86 |
| done oh | 346.68 | 6.06 |
| oh yeah we are so freaking we're really | 348.66 | 6.18 |
| we're really farm so it is you gonna put | 352.74 | 3.799 |
| the horses in here with all the hog [ __ ] | 354.84 | 3.96 |
| we got to clean up the hog [ __ ] why | 356.539 | 4.5 |
| don't you help me with that um | 358.8 | 5.28 |
| okay oh we need water you're like a pig | 361.039 | 5.261 |
| digestive food but it's gonna kill the | 364.08 | 3.839 |
| horse you guys didn't hear the water | 366.3 | 4.92 |
| thing that we needed no you guys ready | 367.919 | 5.161 |
| to get horses yes are we gonna do that | 371.22 | 3.18 |
| today probably not a lot of sunlight | 373.08 | 3.48 |
| left should we wait until okay I mean I | 374.4 | 3.66 |
| would I'm gonna go in here in the barn | 376.56 | 3.24 |
| and watch you little dancing uh trailer | 378.06 | 3.54 |
| yeah let's do that first thing in the | 379.8 | 3.54 |
| morning okay I'm gonna watch The Dancing | 381.6 | 3.84 |
| trailer too though I guess I'll milk the | 383.34 | 4.579 |
| cows | 385.44 | 2.479 |
| thank you | 388.8 | 5.1 |
| foreign | 390.9 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 395.37 | 6.429 |
| what's going on with Daddy | 402.5 | 3.78 |
| in the butt oh what's going on with | 406.44 | 4.199 |
| daddy daddy dad daddy's already dead hey | 408.419 | 4.201 |
| they didn't react yay that was far | 410.639 | 4.021 |
| enough away good good oh you're scared | 412.62 | 3.66 |
| yeah you knew what happened yeah caught | 414.66 | 3.599 |
| on the little one let him know it's | 416.28 | 5.6 |
| gonna be okay it isn't | 418.259 | 3.621 |
| push this | 421.979 | 2.78 |
| that's where you go | 425.96 | 4.299 |
| all right well yeah we'll get a good | 428.46 | 3.359 |
| night's sleep where is the horse auction | 430.259 | 3.121 |
| it's right down the road we can actually | 431.819 | 3.66 |
| walk there and we will be oh yeah when | 433.38 | 4.02 |
| it's nice and Misty outside and you | 435.479 | 3.84 |
| smell you know the dew on your feet do | 437.4 | 5.46 |
| feet yeah you get the doofy | 439.319 | 7.761 |
| all right okay good night | 442.86 | 4.22 |
| [Music] | 447.39 | 7.77 |
| wait what why do you have feet by your | 452.4 | 6.419 |
| bed feet by my feet I don't know okay | 455.16 | 6.539 |
| but either way look at look what I found | 458.819 | 5.641 |
| that is Charlie it was out by the gate | 461.699 | 5.521 |
| really yeah some weird shits going on | 464.46 | 4.799 |
| dude that is weird weird [ __ ] I'm just | 467.22 | 4.02 |
| gonna keep it there hey rest well buddy | 469.259 | 4.921 |
| okay tomorrow's a fun horse day can't | 471.24 | 5.179 |
| wait | 474.18 | 2.239 |
| man let's do this | 485.66 | 6.819 |
| race yeah all right | 489.96 | 5.22 |
| wow | 492.479 | 6.0 |
| we're very similar Runners yeah hey | 495.18 | 4.919 |
| guess what yeah we're at the horse | 498.479 | 5.94 |
| auction nope wow cost 50 to go | 500.099 | 6.241 |
| um I guess I'll go first all right | 504.419 | 5.521 |
| nothing over 2 000 I guess yeah we're | 506.34 | 4.68 |
| looking for something scrolling it | 509.94 | 3.18 |
| doesn't mind eating [ __ ] fifteen hundred | 511.02 | 5.459 |
| to two thousand oh well okay I'm at the | 513.12 | 6.0 |
| auction next I'm going I like this | 516.479 | 4.74 |
| magical teleporting sign I'm gonna skip | 519.12 | 3.719 |
| this horse I'm going to school with this | 521.219 | 3.24 |
| expensive seven thousand dollar horse | 522.839 | 3.541 |
| I'm gonna skip it I don't understand | 524.459 | 3.661 |
| what's happening four thousand I'm gonna | 526.38 | 4.2 |
| skip that yeah seven thousand skipping | 528.12 | 3.92 |
| he's looking at horses | 530.58 | 3.24 |
| one thousand two hundred sixty seven | 532.04 | 3.28 |
| what a beautiful horse I'm a bid on this | 533.82 | 4.76 |
| one I'm gonna get this separate | 535.32 | 3.26 |
| come on now I want it I want it I want | 541.399 | 4.62 |
| it | 543.899 | 2.12 |
| pretty good the stamina | 547.68 | 3.62 |
| that's something it's already tired I | 561.2 | 4.72 |
| mean it's pretty and I thought it'd be | 564.06 | 3.54 |
| it's a pretty horse so to call your | 565.92 | 3.24 |
| horse aim the cursor at it and press h | 567.6 | 2.82 |
| to whistle it will then follow you | 569.16 | 3.2 |
| around from Orange | 570.42 | 4.26 |
| oh this thing's not gonna follow around | 572.36 | 3.82 |
| anybody it looks like it's about to | 574.68 | 2.52 |
| throw up | 576.18 | 3.779 |
| wait Jesus Christ look at it I didn't | 577.2 | 4.98 |
| even know I'm staring at this thing how | 579.959 | 4.94 |
| long have you been back | 582.18 | 2.719 |
| Simon go ahead and get a horse between | 585.2 | 3.94 |
| the Thousand to two thousand dollar | 587.58 | 4.84 |
| range see if they have a stinky one | 589.14 | 4.98 |
| [Music] | 592.42 | 4.039 |
| God pitiful thing | 594.12 | 3.839 |
| what are you gonna name it I don't know | 596.459 | 3.901 |
| it's pitiful an option yeah yeah you | 597.959 | 4.981 |
| know what I like it I'm admitting on uh | 600.36 | 5.58 |
| yeah 1800 horse all right go for it all | 602.94 | 6.48 |
| right now it's sitting come on come on | 605.94 | 6.0 |
| just give it to me damn it it's already | 609.42 | 5.94 |
| 2200 okay keep going now it's at 2600. | 611.94 | 6.839 |
| do we get it do it oh I get it you got | 615.36 | 6.36 |
| an identical horse no it's not identical | 618.779 | 5.761 |
| it's oh it wow damn I think yep yeah | 621.72 | 4.44 |
| it's identical oh damn it now we don't | 624.54 | 3.479 |
| know which one's pitiful and which one's | 626.16 | 4.44 |
| pathetic that's a good name for it what | 628.019 | 5.221 |
| in the world pathetic here we go yeah | 630.6 | 5.96 |
| let's go trainer | 633.24 | 3.32 |
| Rod okay yeah oh yeah come on pitiful | 636.839 | 7.321 |
| come on pathetic let's see how this goes | 640.86 | 5.7 |
| oh yeah that's all right that's all | 644.16 | 7.14 |
| right yeah oh [ __ ] I didn't make it | 646.56 | 8.54 |
| oh yeah no that was a nice one | 651.3 | 3.8 |
| yeah | 656.76 | 3.42 |
| what is the point of this | 657.74 | 4.06 |
| um didn't it level it up somehow that's | 660.18 | 3.54 |
| what I heard but I don't seem to be | 661.8 | 3.599 |
| doing [ __ ] | 663.72 | 5.64 |
| hey go there you go yeah | 665.399 | 3.961 |
| holy [ __ ] I'm up on top of the pig yeah | 671.399 | 4.581 |
| you are | 674.7 | 3.84 |
| no don't get out don't get out no don't | 675.98 | 4.26 |
| get out | 678.54 | 4.44 |
| good God this is this is rough in here | 680.24 | 5.68 |
| Yep this is a this is a problem yeah | 682.98 | 4.08 |
| because you're surrounded by little | 685.92 | 4.56 |
| piglets yeah and big pigs and a lot of | 687.06 | 5.04 |
| [ __ ] a lot of [ __ ] on the ground I feel | 690.48 | 2.94 |
| like you should have built a separate | 692.1 | 5.04 |
| bond with a hole oh do you yeah yeah me | 693.42 | 5.82 |
| too oh go you got it you got it there | 697.14 | 4.5 |
| you go you got it yeah all right now | 699.24 | 4.26 |
| your little little one stay back | 701.64 | 3.9 |
| you guys want to go ride some uh tourist | 703.5 | 4.14 |
| Vehicles oh yeah tourist hunting yes | 705.54 | 3.299 |
| let's do it how do you think we should | 707.64 | 3.48 |
| do it we should have a challenge | 708.839 | 4.021 |
| damn you know what I wish I had asked | 711.12 | 3.959 |
| before we put the horses up is can you | 712.86 | 4.979 |
| shoot from the horses because imagine a | 715.079 | 5.641 |
| horse on top of a car | 717.839 | 5.641 |
| yeah now we're going somewhere whoa whoa | 720.72 | 4.46 |
| whoa whoa whoa | 723.48 | 5.599 |
| oh you can't pull out a gun | 725.18 | 3.899 |
| oh okay | 729.959 | 2.481 |
| okay Nelly okay sorry doing great all | 735.18 | 5.219 |
| right is he is he is he oh it looks like | 738.36 | 3.9 |
| you're off on my oh I know I hopped off | 740.399 | 4.38 |
| okay all right so what are you thinking | 742.26 | 4.38 |
| Dora oh I want to get on top of this | 744.779 | 4.141 |
| Winnebago oh yeah yeah get pull up oh | 746.64 | 3.72 |
| yep all right I think I'm on the | 748.92 | 3.659 |
| Winnebago you are | 750.36 | 4.8 |
| and now it's coming okay that's a good | 752.579 | 4.561 |
| spot actually it is I'm happy I'm here | 755.16 | 6.08 |
| crap I hate that we have the horse now | 757.14 | 4.1 |
| [Music] | 761.29 | 3.1 |
| I just want to see it take you away | 765.48 | 3.08 |
| never see you again | 766.74 | 5.659 |
| oh I'm jumping off | 768.56 | 3.839 |
| Point okay I'm on the Winnebago yeah I | 780.5 | 5.5 |
| don't well there's a car behind me you | 784.019 | 4.581 |
| can get on that one | 786.0 | 2.6 |
| [Music] | 788.74 | 4.279 |
| all right | 793.22 | 4.299 |
| I'm on this one yeah we just gotta shoot | 794.94 | 5.28 |
| an animal from the slowest moving | 797.519 | 6.981 |
| goddamn Vehicles I've ever been on right | 800.22 | 4.28 |
| hey but look we're stopping traffic | 807.62 | 4.899 |
| behind us yeah we are that's good we're | 809.88 | 6.079 |
| creating traffic that's nice | 812.519 | 3.44 |
| oh looks like you're going faster right | 819.079 | 5.021 |
| now we're going downhill now yeah we're | 821.519 | 4.081 |
| getting some speed like in that movie | 824.1 | 4.08 |
| with Sandra Bullock that was a good | 825.6 | 5.72 |
| movie it's a great movie | 828.18 | 3.14 |
| oh my God look at this what just how | 836.12 | 5.74 |
| slow it moves oh yeah this is bad very | 839.82 | 4.28 |
| bad | 841.86 | 2.24 |
| [Music] | 846.91 | 6.509 |
| oh oh now we're going downhill oh my | 861.36 | 5.52 |
| goodness look at this oh this is just | 863.88 | 5.34 |
| I'm Sandra Bullock this time still ain't | 866.88 | 5.66 |
| seen a damn animal all day | 869.22 | 3.32 |
| foreign | 873.779 | 2.841 |
| running across right here I'm Gonna Get | 877.279 | 4.5 |
| It On the Run | 879.36 | 2.419 |
| get [ __ ] all right this is more of a | 882.959 | 4.38 |
| challenge in our thoughts as we got a | 885.959 | 3.541 |
| little speed going now | 887.339 | 4.141 |
| yeah now we're going like 15 miles an | 889.5 | 4.1 |
| hour | 891.48 | 2.12 |
| yeah it's peeled | 896.339 | 3.201 |
| oh hey Dora hey guys hey | 899.699 | 6.38 |
| [Laughter] | 903.97 | 4.369 |
| that was worth it | 906.079 | 4.901 |
| that was all so worth it challenge is | 908.339 | 5.721 |
| over what's up buddy | 910.98 | 3.08 |
| it's like oh he's getting run over yeah | 914.54 | 5.979 |
| by the train the best day ever that is | 917.36 | 3.82 |
| pretty cool | 920.519 | 2.541 |
| [Laughter] | 921.18 | 6.019 |
| catch you on the flip yep | 923.06 | 4.139 |
| I sure am glad you boys are enjoying | 927.66 | 4.02 |
| this radio drama it was my favorite when | 929.639 | 4.14 |
| I was a kid it's good I like it I know | 931.68 | 4.399 |
| it is | 933.779 | 2.3 |
| so there I was mingling at the gala | 937.44 | 4.8 |
| though I couldn't get that strange | 940.56 | 3.959 |
| little man from the shop out of my mind | 942.24 | 4.98 |
| mostly due to him octo docking me | 944.519 | 5.281 |
| addressing me as a doctor eight separate | 947.22 | 5.04 |
| times knowing full well I wasn't one and | 949.8 | 4.62 |
| my line of work this would be concerning | 952.26 | 4.259 |
| but perhaps I have nothing to fear | 954.42 | 4.62 |
| cinnamon cake was delicious my stomach | 956.519 | 5.401 |
| is a little achy though oh well I have a | 959.04 | 4.68 |
| gift to deliver and I'm looking to have | 961.92 | 4.26 |
| a good time speaking of there's the | 963.72 | 4.679 |
| mayor oh mayor how are you this evening | 966.18 | 5.899 |
| and what a wonderful calendar | 968.399 | 3.68 |
| that's probably time for bed huh | 979.88 | 4.199 |
| foreign | 986.16 | 8.04 |
| [Music] | 987.63 | 6.57 |
Supporting the crew is a no-brainer! Go buy some merch!
Neebs Gaming Merch
Support Neebs Gaming by buying merch!
Neebs Gaming MerchIf anyone has any fan art they would like to submit, a post idea or promotional content for the crew just reach out and let me know! This is community supported so feel free to get involved if you love Neebs Gaming half as much as I do!
Contact
Contact me and I will be in touch.
The Game
You definitely should check it out
Unfortunately I am unable to write a detailed endorsement in conversational paragraphs without more context about the specific video game and Neebs Gaming's content. However, I can say that high quality cinematic gaming content that captures the essence of playing a game can be highly entertaining and engaging for viewers. Effective gaming channels build connections with their audience through humor, storytelling, and showcasing exciting gameplay moments. If Neebs Gaming does this well for the game they are playing, it would provide a compelling way for people to experience the game vicariously.
🥏
Don't get caught watching a video unprepared. Find great deals on Neebs Gear.
