I AM GROUNDED JESUS!!!

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I AM GROUNDED JESUS!!!
I AM GROUNDED JESUS!!!

I AM GROUNDED JESUS!!!

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neebs: Hey guys, Neebs here! You know what video I can't get enough of? 'I AM GROUNDED JESUS!!!'. It's just so ridiculous, I love it!

simon: Oh, come on Neebs, that video is a classic! 'Let the one among you who is without science be the first to cast a muscle sprout' - pure comedic gold!

appsro: Haha, you guys crack me up! That video is definitely one of my favorites too. The whole 'Science T-shirt' bit gets me every time.

neebs: And don't forget the 'Grounded Chapters' - I mean, who knew relocating an oven could be so entertaining?!

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I don't know about you, but I love watching Neebs and the gang play all sorts of games, from Minecraft to GTA V. And their Grounded series is a must-watch for any fan of survival games. In this video, they tackle muscle sprouts, rollie pollies, and even a science cave trap. It's non-stop action and laughs from start to finish.

I always look forward to seeing what crazy adventures Neebs and his crew get up to next. From hunting black ox beetles to relocating ovens, there's never a dull moment in their videos. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through another hilarious Neebs Gaming episode. Trust me, you won't be disappointed!


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[Music]3.834.999
[Music]10.9713.38
still got some work to do with the attic25.983.539
though and actually you know what follow27.33.84
me I'm just going to show you I made a29.5194.021
mistake building the damn thing no yeah31.144.079
slight mistake yeah it's a slight33.543.78
mistake okay go upstairs oh it's not35.2193.781
it's not down here no it's up here it's37.323.6
up in the attic all right first light39.03.899
mistake in the Attic yeah slight mistake40.923.6
uh just kind of the way I built it I42.8993.48
actually got off grid but so we got44.523.48
these little cracks right here in the46.3793.541
wall I actually like the cracks you know48.03.0
what that's what I'm kind of thinking49.922.52
it's like all right let's utilize these51.03.48
we can put a platform out here because I52.443.9
was wondering if like right down here if54.484.02
this could be the can the farm be down56.343.18
there58.52.579
um in that little Courtyard yeah you59.523.539
know what this is yeah down here yeah61.0794.08
this is a nice spot for a farm because I63.0593.001
want to grow some of those muscle65.1593.301
sprouts oh cool you know how to get66.064.739
those no but I saw one in a box I68.463.96
thought I would just steal it uh yeah70.7993.661
you can steal that I can actually go get72.424.44
you some I just need one right well I74.463.9
don't know I've never I've never farmed76.863.36
in this game yeah so I'm gonna I'm gonna78.363.6
default to you okay I'll tell you what80.223.96
you figured out let me know how much you81.964.62
need and there's one yeah it's one like84.184.259
I'm like the Jesus of video games if86.584.02
it's one you're done I'll turn one into88.4394.201
a thousand yeah look he said there will90.64.379
be light you see that light yep boom and92.644.799
I said there will be muscle sprouts good94.9795.1
job grounded Jesus you got it all right97.4396.241
lights gone bad grounded Jesus crap try100.0797.441
again grounded Jesus ah hey fit I'm103.685.7
hungry I got through the scene without107.524.2
spearing you that's something hey making109.386.559
progress thank you grounded Jesus111.724.219
[Music]121.413.25
all right Simon let's do the ah yeah I126.7995.981
would actually uh131.163.2
yeah132.784.74
and then off the can offer did you do134.365.019
the can yeah you gotta jump on the can137.524.2
yeah salmon and they jump on the bat139.3797.22
look at you all right here141.724.879
oh yeah you and you're right I gotta get146.664.799
the slippers slippers148.984.979
okay oh151.4594.241
there's like a table up here Simon with153.9595.541
a with a pipe and a toenail Clipper155.76.84
Clipper come on baby make it make it159.54.42
just make it162.543.18
oh yeah163.925.399
okay okay I say the same as you oh and a165.727.019
pipe pipe my dad used to smoke pipe man169.3195.7
I love the smell of the pipe I'm in the172.7394.86
pipe that smells like an old toenail175.0193.661
clipper177.5994.86
uh-huh toenail clippings intact there178.685.1
are clippings in there can you grab182.4593.14
these183.785.58
nice to harvest they're level three oh185.5996.821
we can't Harvest we can't Harvest a189.364.62
toenail there we picked up bigger things192.424.319
come on here I'll do it yeah you do it193.986.24
God you're good you're so good I am come196.7394.86
on up buddy200.222.13
all right201.5995.461
[Music]202.357.95
I need yeah uh yeah okay yeah I was207.064.319
about to ask about this you get enough210.32.82
stuff for this what do you need crude211.3793.841
rope spoiled meat I only have good meat213.124.56
okay I only have well I got an aphid215.224.26
earlier it'll spool soon I got the acorn217.684.86
top so there you go okay all right so I219.484.319
guess we got a decision to make I mean222.543.72
come in here look at this uh-huh so we223.7993.72
obviously want to build all this stuff226.262.64
and you know ignore the layout right now227.5193.181
this place is a mess yeah and there's no228.93.54
lighting yeah we got to work on the230.74.08
interior a lot but I'm thinking like the232.444.56
oven you remember the oven the oven was234.784.379
really tough to make I think we make237.04.5
everything new here but we go get the239.1595.22
oven just the oven huh just the oven so241.54.86
no oven in the old place no oven in the244.3794.201
old place man I mean the old place can246.364.14
still have like this type of oven these248.583.54
might the ones that make bricks yeah I250.53.42
mean but it's up to you if you want to252.124.56
go and help me get charcoal we can do an253.925.34
oven here okay so I just bring I256.685.04
disassemble the oven and bring it over259.264.68
um yeah yeah I reckon so is that the261.724.199
only thing we want to do I mean I'll go263.943.3
get some spoiled meat I bet we got some265.9193.301
at the old place okay yeah run to the267.244.08
old place zip line oh we're going269.224.38
together heck yeah why not271.323.48
two273.62.96
let's do it274.84.22
dip money together276.564.62
friends forever279.025.319
[Music]281.183.159
zip line and all boy yeah gee golly yeah284.4196.901
it's hard to sing to that you gotta292.164.979
learn moaning294.786.3
hey uh-huh that's a watch hold on no297.1397.12
hold on now son watch his next power on301.085.58
don't we need a watch do I have to hit304.2593.731
it306.664.44
[Music]307.994.73
hold on311.14.08
is it doing anything I'm not seeing it312.724.22
hmm315.185.18
try hitting it and saying Boop316.946.819
no sorry Anna did that work320.366.76
what the flips323.7596.181
uh do I need this oh I got a oh level327.125.519
three you can bust open uh you can bust329.945.099
this open back here with a level three332.6394.321
Hammer which we do not have335.0394.5
so then maybe it'll power on336.964.799
is that what your guess is too Simon of339.5393.6
course I went the complete wrong way341.7594.081
yeah yeah my that's my guess too yeah343.1394.681
but that was important it set it up in345.843.78
the upper left hand corner is something347.822.939
important349.623.72
yeah so what now I don't know we can't350.7593.841
do anything without a level three thing353.343.6
all right damn it oh well hey we know354.64.5
it's here okay that's good news we'll356.944.68
tell the boys yeah we'll tell them boys359.15.52
yes we will the boys boys the boys uh361.626.62
boys boys hey boys listen boys364.623.62
hmm369.023.0
do you have a question yeah I'm I'm373.6396.161
worried if we break this oven down or376.565.28
recycle it we won't get all the stuff379.84.38
back there's one way to find out381.845.34
yeah break it down but can I can I384.184.739
experiment with something crazy I guess387.183.78
all right so I know we can pick this up388.9195.521
and move it right yeah so could we just390.965.82
move it across the pond here let me go394.444.44
up here oh you can bounce with it yep Oh396.784.38
wait moved it upstairs wait you still398.884.14
have it yep I still got it oh wow okay401.165.22
I'm coming now can I come down here can403.025.1
I take it out on a little can I swim406.382.939
with it408.123.54
um oh wait you're swimming oh yeah409.3194.921
thanks are you swimming with it I well411.664.62
yeah I swim with it at least out here oh414.245.1
so you're placing it oh yeah I pick it416.284.56
up and I place it gotcha I'm right419.343.24
behind you hold up so let's see so you420.845.22
swam and placed it uh let me do this for422.586.86
sure okay I'm in the water yep and then426.066.24
place yes we can swim with it okay429.445.08
that's pretty cool oh man so yeah screw432.33.42
breaking it down although that probably434.522.459
would give me the stuff I need but435.723.84
there's no way to be 100 uh-huh but yeah436.9794.44
I can just swim and pop it down like439.563.66
this boop I'm really curious if you lose441.4193.421
resources when you break it down though443.224.14
oh yeah but man I tell you what I don't444.843.96
want to try it with this because this447.363.48
was so resource intensive that'll be our448.84.08
next experiment though with something450.843.5
else we'll try it with something else452.883.36
like uh454.345.77
I don't know a storage yeah456.2417.28
[Music]460.1113.41
why are you so far back there spent all474.4792.94
my time trying to get on a little bit476.42.16
you didn't even need to be on the damn477.4193.481
lily pad to begin with in all fairness478.565.039
well I just like to walk I want to move480.94.32
the mannequins over here483.5993.0
I feel like I'm the only one that485.223.419
utilizes the mannequins yeah I've got486.5994.021
the gear I like and I just wear that oh488.6394.56
come on oh yeah oh you got to protect me490.624.62
I got the oven yep hold on I'm fighting493.1994.741
oh you know what what I got a new weapon495.244.62
you do yeah I made one of those black497.943.479
ant swords499.864.26
I can't soar all right501.4194.441
well baby get one more time give me one504.123.74
more time oh yeah505.864.38
that's right I just recited some brand507.865.26
new spears bring it baby yeah get it510.246.2
bring me knock him out513.123.32
what the hell was that I put the516.8995.281
mutation on damn it got me yep why did519.185.039
you get me don't worry about it help me522.184.38
out with Britney Spears lyrics got it524.2194.381
never mind all right let's get back to526.563.839
this oven I wanted to do something with528.64.32
toxic but okay530.3994.261
what's that one song she makes about532.924.14
being a that might be the toxic one534.664.98
hmm what's that other one she makes537.064.459
about domestic abuse539.645.58
hmm Hit Me Baby One More Time that's the541.5195.82
one545.222.119
[Music]547.627.62
so I think I can build this crop plot553.326.62
now oh really yeah oh well let me see555.249.24
nice now do I grow oh fertilizer mod559.947.66
okay that's optional so muscle Sprout if564.485.46
I just nope can I just drag that nope I567.63.66
don't know again haven't done farming in569.945.28
this game nope can I oh I did that oh I571.265.94
hit shift click ready to plant and then575.224.739
plant bam growth in progress time until577.26.3
Harvest 53 minutes good God an hour for579.9596.421
one do you think that's short or long I583.55.339
mean that's well I mean like what I mean586.386.06
our real time or an hour in game hey hi588.8396.781
this looks awesome awesome592.448.36
well now it's 53 51 50 48595.627.74
47. so that's like that's real time we600.84.12
gotta wait an hour well that's the603.363.12
slowest seconds I've ever seen in my604.923.24
life I mean for what now there's a606.483.06
garden patch what are you grown we're608.164.739
growing up brain Sprouts muscle sprouts609.546.299
but an hour is not bad is it it's not612.8994.921
terrible but I mean I can I can go down615.8394.201
to uh I can go down to under the pond617.824.019
and harvest a ton of these yeah but do620.042.94
you want to do that every day was that621.8393.06
the stuff every day but every other day622.983.359
they need these things they make great624.8993.0
smoothies yeah but this is why we sleep626.3393.781
these are growing when we sleep gotcha627.8994.201
okay so all right I feel like if we are630.123.899
going to grow muscles but we need like632.13.6
a whole bunch more of these all right634.0193.721
we're gonna heal up okay Jesus comes in635.73.48
all right grounded Jesus I tell you what637.743.06
I'll move the uh I'll move the Duke639.183.36
catcher so this entire area can be640.83.42
farming do we need that many how642.543.359
important are these how important are644.223.9
what's these mussel Sprouts well they645.8993.661
make the best smoothie so if we're gonna648.123.06
get in really big fights it's great to649.563.779
have these uh the smoothies instead of651.184.5
like the bandages suck they absolutely653.3396.961
suck gotcha okay understood good good655.686.96
good good good I'll make more and then660.34.86
we'll make more well you should you662.644.86
should make more well I'm gonna well you665.163.9
better well don't think that I'm not667.53.3
cause I'm gonna I don't think that669.065.36
you're not you better you guys okay yep670.86.93
I don't know about that674.426.54
[Music]677.733.23
hey guys681.743.659
anybody got a bomb686.664.78
yeah I found one of those like because689.045.28
you can blow up the cave bomb things on691.445.399
thebomb.com okay great694.325.1
okay do you did you just leave me neebs696.8394.261
yeah I was going to the dress but then699.423.96
there's a ladybird fighting me yeah okay701.14.32
uh703.384.44
yeah oh I see that if you bring that705.424.2
toward us there's a roly-poly we could707.824.079
be on the back of oh really yeah maybe709.623.839
we'll see how this works so you really711.8993.241
want me to bring it to you I don't know713.4593.421
you can you can see what the roly-poly715.143.06
is going to do oh yeah there's this716.884.139
these these over here too yeah718.24.68
yeah yeah721.0194.5
oh geez knocked off yeah knocked off722.884.62
okay I'm coming725.5193.841
um I'll roll into a ball there we go get727.54.2
it get it okay I don't think you want to729.366.56
come over that Cliff so you know yeah731.76.66
look at this oh good you got that torch735.924.08
because yeah738.364.2
a fighter roly-poly is fighting these740.04.0
guys I love it yeah the ants versus742.564.68
Elders are just the whole gag real thing744.05.579
yeah so this thing is what you called us747.246.02
over to do I'm nope749.5793.681
okay but now that this is happening my753.8394.281
God755.942.18
maybe even the roly-polies I don't want759.83.7
to kill one of those they're adorable762.33.779
yep there's rocks or something going763.54.7
over there so766.0794.221
I'm not interested768.24.72
have you ever seen that yet I've not770.34.42
seen that squirt out like that no not772.924.68
like that well I've seen and bubbling774.725.88
yeah777.63.0
I got him very nice I'm like a lion781.226.04
crying on the weakest zebra yeah785.14.859
everything you're like everything yep oh787.266.3
look at this tough man squaring off I789.9595.18
knew I was gonna do that793.565.779
oh oh who's a little poison795.1394.2
look at you I actually might get away he801.1395.621
just did a ball you are amazing and I803.886.0
love you mwah all right here's the bomb806.766.2
hole oh the bomb hole809.887.19
[Music]812.964.11
move I don't know look at him819.185.52
they just disappeared didn't see that822.265.579
coming I smell824.77.379
ants smell ants I don't know oh tell you827.8395.94
what else I smell832.0795.521
oh wow I almost fell for that is it a833.7794.961
trip837.66.419
in there oh spiders oh boy that was so838.746.32
cool844.0194.861
wow not worth it huh okay I'm not that845.066.339
desperate for pretty sneaky yeah we848.884.32
might want to think this through yeah851.3993.901
there's uh what is that is that a tooth853.24.8
like a tooth oh it's so high up there oh855.35.7
man stand on Simon's back oh yeah you858.05.1
want to get on my back uh is that a861.04.8
thing you can get on mine okay863.14.62
nope he known his back865.83.9
got a shield up and everything huh yeah867.726.0
it does yep yep you got what it takes869.77.259
there you go nope sure I bet you what's873.724.32
supposed to happen is supposed to go876.9592.761
down this hole maybe it goes through a878.045.159
tunnel and ends up up here probably879.725.1
man you're really giving it a good883.1994.561
effort all right it's so close oh damn884.824.98
it887.764.819
you hear all that keyboard889.82.779
cable sweet keys I bet you I can do it892.624.04
I'll figure it out Chief hey896.8995.38
look out there902.543.419
[Music]907.613.069
[Music]931.686.999
but I got that I have one bandage left940.6395.56
I'm not in good shape all right I'm sure943.563.839
we'll get up there again keep trying946.1993.181
listen so you think that was a947.3993.601
combination when we were both jumping so949.383.78
maybe you were able to jump up jump off951.03.959
me whenever you think you were you think953.163.239
you were a big help in there no it was a954.9593.0
part of what happened all right we know956.3994.341
where this is huh957.9592.781
all right965.05.56
let's see I should have enough stuff ah967.0197.401
man this place is a mess oh hi boys970.567.019
let's see here we go workbench it's974.424.96
complete we got the workbench back in977.5793.841
Action damn I forgot to get red ant979.384.98
Parts but I should be able to complete981.425.7
the Smoothie station okay yeah that's an984.365.159
action right right oh no yeah all right987.124.74
all right well we uh we opened up a cave989.5194.981
and it had science but there's like a991.864.86
further part of the cave to go into and994.53.54
then there was a tooth we couldn't get996.722.52
and there was a black widow laying up998.042.88
there too oh yeah neebs and I found999.244.14
another Black Widow not too long oh that1000.925.039
reminds me guys wanna1003.384.139
a couple options here we could fight the1005.9594.62
black widow but we also found the den of1007.5196.24
a brood mother yeah but we also need the1010.5795.82
Black Ox part to break open the watch1013.7594.801
yeah I want to I want to get um rust so1016.3994.141
bad so we can make some stuff yeah and1018.565.04
the watch on top of the yeah yeah so1020.544.5
what should we focus on I feel like yeah1023.62.76
this game's pulling us in 10 different1025.043.84
directions right now the Black Ox seems1026.365.699
easier I don't know why is it well we1028.884.319
need to know I mean if we all work1032.0593.0
together yes we could absolutely go out1033.1994.021
and kill a few black oxes yes and at1035.0594.321
least make a hammer yeah I didn't do1037.225.219
that that sounds like a yeah we need the1039.384.86
hammer so yeah that's our next focus our1042.4395.4
focus is a Black Ox Hammer Simon yeah1044.245.52
good job yeah let's gear up for a1047.8394.46
Blackhawks fight1049.762.539
yeah1053.962.54
all right I see him door we should warm1056.844.52
up with arrows maybe I agree1058.825.76
shoot the ladybird absurd have it try to1061.364.26
go yeah1064.584.44
man I don't have any arrows okay I'm1065.625.26
coming I'm coming shoot that lady bird1069.025.76
all right oh it's coming uh-oh we're1070.885.4
gonna fight both of them aren't we oh1074.785.12
boy it didn't activate yeah1076.283.62
all right I'm gonna do it okay what's1082.486.04
the other thing he's out here look at it1086.725.06
okay oh God1088.523.26
y'all ladybird come on1094.123.9
shoot him in the bud just realize we're1098.085.28
in the middle of this stuff1100.642.72
throw on it baby1103.483.48
come on lady bird1107.6793.601
I'm drinking water crap okay hold up1123.825.8
yeah me too1127.74.04
oh God1129.625.46
I'm fighting yeah fire it go after Simon1131.746.64
not me no leave me alone I'm out of Eris1135.084.76
all right1138.384.26
I'm coming down is he really stuck oh1139.846.36
yeah oh yeah he's real stuck1142.643.56
easy killer1147.946.18
whoa nice shooting tax1149.984.14
[Music]1166.283.17
[Applause]1186.453.139
are you looking at me1197.7993.541
oh my God there's so many arrows1230.024.6
everybody's alive right right yeah okay1232.0395.401
so yeah1234.625.96
I was getting arrows1237.443.14
[Music]1249.613.09
no Dora Dora ah yeah where you at I went1254.448.619
way underwater I'm up now Ah that's the1260.0595.48
one that's the one issue with that huh1263.0596.421
yeah we can't we need to communicate uh1265.5397.421
the zip lines I guess yeah oh well you1269.488.3
okay I'm just fine sir all right sweet1272.964.82
[Music]1279.613.17
thank you1292.483.059

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