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Canoeing Spino River! - Ark Survival Evolved
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another Neebs Gaming adventure! Today, we're canoeing down the Spino River in Ark Survival Evolved, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride!
simon: Oh man, I love this video! Canoeing in Ark? That's like a dream come true! And the best part is when we get attacked by those pesky Ravagers!
appsro: Haha, yeah, it was hilarious watching you guys try to fend off those Ravagers while paddling for dear life. But hey, at least we made it out alive, right?
neebs: Exactly! And let's not forget about the epic Climbing Hook & Wingsuit action we got into. I mean, who knew canoeing could be this intense?
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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there's something up there is that a | 0.179 | 3.901 |
different cave yeah it looks like one we | 1.979 | 4.081 |
should check it out okay how's it look | 4.08 | 4.38 |
down there Simon it looks pretty clear | 6.06 | 4.98 |
got a couple little nuisances down here | 8.46 | 6.299 |
that's about it okay coming down I feel | 11.04 | 5.159 |
pretty tough with us following you right | 14.759 | 4.02 |
huh oh yeah bodyguards yeah I don't know | 16.199 | 4.381 |
if y'all can get up here I'm gonna no | 18.779 | 3.361 |
there's no way I'm going the wrong way | 20.58 | 3.84 |
can you get up there we got climbing | 22.14 | 4.62 |
hooks remember oh yeah climbing hooks oh | 24.42 | 5.58 |
boy what what earthquake oh gotcha can't | 26.76 | 5.4 |
climb in the earthquake ah that's | 30.0 | 4.559 |
annoying Hey listen uh Bob we're waiting | 32.16 | 4.02 |
for the earthquake to be over Simon come | 34.559 | 2.821 |
here what's up you want me to get down | 36.18 | 4.08 |
yeah okay what's up oh there you are | 37.38 | 5.22 |
okay that's all right | 40.26 | 5.459 |
um Boop bang what are you doing uh I | 42.6 | 5.16 |
don't know haircut you cut you cut my | 45.719 | 5.16 |
hair uh yeah oh make you look pretty oh | 47.76 | 5.639 |
yeah all right yeah it's been getting | 50.879 | 4.741 |
ratty I mean I like I do like my | 53.399 | 4.741 |
cornrows now you still got cornrows I | 55.62 | 4.2 |
just thought you could do some color oh | 58.14 | 3.3 |
you made it oh yeah | 59.82 | 5.58 |
okay I like it our stylist looking sharp | 61.44 | 5.46 |
I don't have any colors we use well | 65.4 | 4.02 |
thanks for uh calling me down then Yep | 66.9 | 5.1 |
looks good all right we'll go up there | 69.42 | 4.94 |
in a minute | 72.0 | 2.36 |
foreign | 76.14 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 81.35 | 18.209 |
did you follow the way down yeah yeah | 103.159 | 4.481 |
you're gonna try again yeah what's | 105.659 | 5.581 |
blooming blue I think is good Red's bad | 107.64 | 6.299 |
yeah red was no good okay he's coming up | 111.24 | 4.199 |
here I haven't done this in a minute so | 113.939 | 4.081 |
sorry Simon now if you want you could uh | 115.439 | 4.381 |
use that cryopod and throw your spino | 118.02 | 3.779 |
down right here we're not gonna have to | 119.82 | 4.56 |
climb anymore huh I don't think so we'll | 121.799 | 6.541 |
see okay all right let me throw it there | 124.38 | 7.26 |
you go oh Marie hey my sweet girl I | 128.34 | 5.7 |
missed you for all of five minutes kind | 131.64 | 5.459 |
of dark in here okay just be ready I | 134.04 | 4.14 |
don't know what we're dealing with hang | 137.099 | 3.72 |
on wait for me y'all he's slow we're | 138.18 | 4.919 |
we're going slow you just need to run I | 140.819 | 3.301 |
hope this isn't one of those things | 143.099 | 3.0 |
where you start choking you have a suit | 144.12 | 3.78 |
though for that right well I don't know | 146.099 | 2.941 |
if it's a choking I brought the | 147.9 | 2.839 |
radiation suit that we got from the boat | 149.04 | 6.38 |
ah certainly hot in here yeah | 150.739 | 7.301 |
not dark anymore Yeah it's gotten | 155.42 | 4.72 |
brighter what's going on | 158.04 | 4.02 |
it's weird I feel like I should walk | 160.14 | 4.62 |
into the light I know me too it looks | 162.06 | 4.92 |
very hot that light this looks a lot | 164.76 | 4.559 |
like uh the surface that we went to on | 166.98 | 4.08 |
the other side of the map yeah I don't | 169.319 | 3.541 |
remember any of that crap | 171.06 | 4.56 |
this looks a lot like Manhattan and like | 172.86 | 5.159 |
forest fires how is there not a threat | 175.62 | 4.979 |
this place looks hideous yeah boy you | 178.019 | 4.741 |
know what that is the surface up there | 180.599 | 4.801 |
oh overheating only after one hazmat | 182.76 | 5.16 |
suit oh yeah my health is going down | 185.4 | 4.5 |
everyone's hold on yeah pull them back | 187.92 | 4.319 |
back away held back going down go back | 189.9 | 4.5 |
I'm gonna put this suit on and we'll | 192.239 | 4.561 |
just root for you I guess yeah just stay | 194.4 | 4.08 |
close yeah this we're right here right | 196.8 | 3.78 |
here is fine you good there yeah | 198.48 | 4.44 |
apparently okay the suit seems to be | 200.58 | 5.519 |
working okay well Explorer my friend oh | 202.92 | 5.039 |
you know what though what let me let me | 206.099 | 3.661 |
drop some of my stuff off okay and one | 207.959 | 3.241 |
of your dinos and then I'm gonna do it | 209.76 | 3.0 |
yeah right I'll use your assignment | 211.2 | 3.6 |
listen Marie is wonderful and and | 212.76 | 4.5 |
leveled up quite a bit she's like almost | 214.8 | 5.04 |
a 180. she's a tough [ __ ] she's sweet | 217.26 | 5.6 |
yeah she's super sweet | 219.84 | 3.02 |
damn it is dropping but looking good | 227.159 | 4.44 |
that's a hell of a wall it's a big one | 229.62 | 5.46 |
huh yeah there you go okay oh yeah this | 231.599 | 6.0 |
is the surface for sure okay good God | 235.08 | 5.46 |
nothing but fire up here sounds fun okay | 237.599 | 6.021 |
uh oh the question is is there anything | 240.54 | 7.619 |
wow fire fire fire I burned yeah that's | 243.62 | 6.94 |
no good sorry I have a concern what I | 248.159 | 4.681 |
don't look at my arms my armor good nope | 250.56 | 5.16 |
armor is looking okay uh whatever just | 252.84 | 5.579 |
happened for silly conversation huh | 255.72 | 5.54 |
whenever you're ready | 258.419 | 2.841 |
he was on fire Simon you know that right | 262.979 | 4.081 |
nope that's fine actually I don't need | 265.259 | 2.94 |
to speak anymore there was something | 267.06 | 3.06 |
glitchy going on in the game oh continue | 268.199 | 3.841 |
all right I don't know if it's because I | 270.12 | 3.78 |
walked into fire I don't know what made | 272.04 | 3.68 |
me set on fire | 273.9 | 6.0 |
on fire again fire again okay oh this is | 275.72 | 7.72 |
bad oh all my clothes just broke this is | 279.9 | 5.82 |
not good this place sucks oh I gotta get | 283.44 | 4.08 |
in here and plus I'm like dehydrated | 285.72 | 4.44 |
stuff yeah you need to leave okay here | 287.52 | 4.739 |
we go what was that move okay I'm coming | 290.16 | 4.28 |
down | 292.259 | 2.181 |
you survive no he's dead oh he's dead | 298.8 | 6.14 |
yeah he's dead that sucks | 301.32 | 3.62 |
okay hello buddy hey what you thinking | 305.72 | 6.52 |
God I don't know man I don't even look | 309.72 | 5.039 |
I'm not doing your research so uh oh | 312.24 | 4.86 |
Jim's take those there you go there's my | 314.759 | 3.901 |
body over there all right I just gotta | 317.1 | 3.48 |
run in quick I think it's hot over here | 318.66 | 4.44 |
still it is yep burning up here we go | 320.58 | 4.74 |
Gotta Move quick take it all and back | 323.1 | 4.92 |
out okay we're good good God whatever it | 325.32 | 4.58 |
is we're not ready for that no I don't | 328.02 | 4.739 |
no all right let's get my stuff list out | 329.9 | 4.12 |
of here we're not ready for this no | 332.759 | 3.741 |
clearly | 334.02 | 2.48 |
I remember now what do you remember what | 338.1 | 6.8 |
we did last time no diamond no come on | 340.68 | 6.48 |
every now and then you know something | 344.9 | 4.48 |
well I mean what was it that failed I | 347.16 | 3.78 |
don't even I couldn't see what was | 349.38 | 3.0 |
happening y'all just climbing down those | 350.94 | 3.66 |
huh wow that yeah better than I thought | 352.38 | 4.74 |
it was gonna go okay okay uh night time | 354.6 | 4.68 |
last time we waited for it not to be day | 357.12 | 5.1 |
remember oh night time is the right time | 359.28 | 4.8 |
I just walked up there and like brought | 362.22 | 3.479 |
daylight like an idiot that was really | 364.08 | 3.179 |
dumb of you but we didn't remember so | 365.699 | 3.421 |
you guys let me do it all right I didn't | 367.259 | 4.561 |
so night time it's obviously a lot | 369.12 | 5.7 |
cooler right so when do we do can we go | 371.82 | 6.02 |
back tonight I broke all the gear man | 374.82 | 5.34 |
gear yeah but I gotta get like a gas | 377.84 | 4.68 |
ball thing we got other stuff we can do | 380.16 | 5.7 |
die more seriously so come on let's | 382.52 | 5.679 |
let's hustle to the bustle let's move it | 385.86 | 4.5 |
to the groove it let's bang it to the | 388.199 | 4.741 |
channel sticks we go home we have a rave | 390.36 | 5.04 |
yeah a rave that's what we're doing | 392.94 | 4.74 |
today yeah and then and then we wait two | 395.4 | 4.32 |
days you you hustle and bustle you get | 397.68 | 3.54 |
the right stuff we go back and we do | 399.72 | 4.08 |
this that sounds like a party don't it | 401.22 | 4.56 |
yeah everything in in aberration is a | 403.8 | 4.98 |
big party yeah you know he noticed that | 405.78 | 4.74 |
he just said that because it goes with | 408.78 | 3.539 |
what he said if he ignores what I said | 410.52 | 3.179 |
no he doesn't listen to us he doesn't | 412.319 | 4.561 |
care what'd you say exactly what up last | 413.699 | 6.801 |
one home's a loser | 416.88 | 3.62 |
foreign | 423.18 | 2.9 |
[Music] | 427.27 | 20.36 |
[Applause] | 446.51 | 6.61 |
[Music] | 447.63 | 8.789 |
well it is a pretty day for being here | 453.12 | 5.4 |
oh but it's the only safe spot on the | 456.419 | 4.321 |
map yeah that's why I like it you | 458.52 | 4.14 |
talking about weather yeah it's just | 460.74 | 4.2 |
small talk I mean I'm this is we're | 462.66 | 4.379 |
sitting and relaxing I mean what else do | 464.94 | 3.12 |
you want to talk about we're tight | 467.039 | 2.641 |
friends we talk about important stuff | 468.06 | 4.139 |
like what like do y'all wink at people | 469.68 | 4.62 |
uh I can't remember the last time I | 472.199 | 5.4 |
winked at anyone oh really uh I have | 474.3 | 5.88 |
recently winked at someone as a joke | 477.599 | 5.04 |
because I think I I'm sure I look weird | 480.18 | 4.2 |
winking I don't feel comfortable if | 482.639 | 3.96 |
you're a Winker you know it man I'm a | 484.38 | 4.02 |
good Winker are you really you're a very | 486.599 | 3.421 |
comfortable Winker you gotta know when | 488.4 | 3.9 |
to wink yeah but can you actually pull | 490.02 | 4.2 |
it off I think so yeah what what | 492.3 | 3.78 |
situations are we winking in here names | 494.22 | 4.319 |
uh let's say uh you're busy you're | 496.08 | 3.899 |
talking to a bunch of people and you see | 498.539 | 2.821 |
uh you see your girlfriend and your wife | 499.979 | 3.181 |
you go hey baby and you give her a wink | 501.36 | 4.619 |
you you wink at your can we get your | 503.16 | 4.5 |
lady you guys don't wink at your ladies | 505.979 | 4.081 |
no that's cute no I'm alone in the world | 507.66 | 4.98 |
or you tell a joke or you're joking with | 510.06 | 3.96 |
some woman the person you're joking with | 512.64 | 2.519 |
don't get it and you look somebody and | 514.02 | 2.399 |
you give a little wink like hey right | 515.159 | 3.901 |
I'm I'm realizing right now I'm just not | 516.419 | 4.92 |
a Winker no I'm not a Winker either but | 519.06 | 3.539 |
there have been times that I've wanted | 521.339 | 3.181 |
to wink and I went oh if I was a Winker | 522.599 | 3.18 |
that would have been perfect I can't | 524.52 | 3.06 |
pull this off huh no because you really | 525.779 | 3.961 |
got to be like I've recently watched | 527.58 | 3.84 |
myself Wink in the mirror and I was like | 529.74 | 3.539 |
all right it's not as bad as I think I | 531.42 | 4.62 |
practiced I have maybe I should practice | 533.279 | 4.5 |
yeah get in there and practice a little | 536.04 | 3.72 |
bit Ah getting the confidence and maybe | 537.779 | 3.661 |
getting my wink on hey speaking of | 539.76 | 2.579 |
practice you guys want to practice | 541.44 | 3.18 |
canoeing practice canoeing we all grab a | 542.339 | 4.44 |
canoe and we head back up towards the | 544.62 | 4.68 |
dangerous area up there oh this sounds | 546.779 | 4.141 |
like a challenge challenge canoe | 549.3 | 5.42 |
challenge oh my God we're gonna die | 550.92 | 3.8 |
I don't know go as far down the river as | 556.74 | 4.08 |
you can without dying oh my God or | 559.08 | 3.12 |
having to bail out of your boat running | 560.82 | 5.6 |
oh my God right off the bat we got it | 562.2 | 8.54 |
come on baby oh please | 566.42 | 8.58 |
bad choice I'm maneuvering yep um | 570.74 | 8.94 |
yeah get him crap | 575.0 | 4.68 |
oh boy he hit me I should have turned | 579.779 | 5.761 |
but okay I'll take it oh god oh man my | 582.66 | 5.1 |
Wall's up ahead what happened this the | 585.54 | 3.96 |
Wall's up there I know can you get | 587.76 | 5.22 |
through it maybe hopefully let's see oh | 589.5 | 5.399 |
God a two spinals distracted that's | 592.98 | 3.68 |
fantastic | 594.899 | 4.041 |
oh [ __ ] | 596.66 | 5.56 |
and uh oh my canoe has been sunk oh God | 598.94 | 5.62 |
all right I'm out too like the new song | 602.22 | 5.46 |
get in there I'm stuck on a wall ah all | 604.56 | 7.32 |
right I'm out get it in here get in oh | 607.68 | 5.88 |
why am I not here you were able to get | 611.88 | 5.54 |
your canoe why can't I get in here | 613.56 | 3.86 |
I'll see you guys down here okay where's | 621.74 | 4.9 |
down where I don't know I lost my canoe | 624.66 | 4.26 |
oh God I picked up another canoe can he | 626.64 | 4.319 |
bite me in this sure he can I'm running | 628.92 | 4.56 |
oh who's spying those I'm like whose | 630.959 | 4.981 |
final is that we don't have it he's | 633.48 | 3.26 |
coming | 635.94 | 3.959 |
I think I got a bail he's on me I got a | 636.74 | 6.06 |
bail okay | 639.899 | 2.901 |
boy he's on under the crap okay I'm | 645.38 | 4.899 |
running there's a bunch of stuff down | 648.6 | 3.9 |
here there's a canoe randomly going on | 650.279 | 5.821 |
its own down oh is it really yeah is | 652.5 | 7.26 |
that the winner the canoe wins okay yeah | 656.1 | 8.1 |
that's not a good idea great job canoe | 659.76 | 7.1 |
foreign | 664.2 | 2.66 |
not climbable up there oh [ __ ] you'll | 674.54 | 5.68 |
find it you'll find it okay can you get | 678.24 | 3.599 |
to the top even I don't know about the | 680.22 | 3.359 |
top but this is pretty good so from here | 681.839 | 4.68 |
oh man I'm just hanging uh we jump we | 683.579 | 4.741 |
fly far down river as we can and we | 686.519 | 4.021 |
climb up some rocks I'm not in a good | 688.32 | 4.8 |
place to jump I feel like I thought I | 690.54 | 5.22 |
was misled into how this works | 693.12 | 4.62 |
everything about this is just being made | 695.76 | 4.92 |
up as we go yeah like the canoe thing I | 697.74 | 4.86 |
just don't want to start from okay well | 700.68 | 3.779 |
whenever you jump I'll follow you okay | 702.6 | 4.38 |
oh hold on my goal is to try to get up | 704.459 | 4.741 |
here I think I can do it up to the very | 706.98 | 3.359 |
top | 709.2 | 4.5 |
I'm up what yep when you get up here | 710.339 | 6.06 |
it'll turn like blue instead of it being | 713.7 | 5.94 |
green yeah it's gonna be blue This Is | 716.399 | 5.281 |
The Life up here baby but it is it's | 719.64 | 4.139 |
great yep it's hard to do you did great | 721.68 | 5.52 |
salmon yep there we go yeah | 723.779 | 5.881 |
wow come on you're really close there | 727.2 | 3.62 |
you go yeah | 729.66 | 3.72 |
on its own wasn't it yes it was that | 730.82 | 5.199 |
made zero sense okay all right so can we | 733.38 | 4.56 |
have a shotgun in our hand when we're | 736.019 | 3.481 |
flying and shoot things sure of course | 737.94 | 3.42 |
but I like having my hook so I can climb | 739.5 | 3.66 |
up the next uh thing I gotta climb oh | 741.36 | 3.659 |
okay so I'll do that that's probably | 743.16 | 4.02 |
better somebody go and the rest will | 745.019 | 4.141 |
follow Lord knows I shouldn't be leading | 747.18 | 3.54 |
the way I haven't flown in a long time | 749.16 | 3.66 |
you want me to leave I'll lead you lead | 750.72 | 5.16 |
we'll try to follow it and I'm gonna | 752.82 | 4.68 |
climb the next thing you ready yeah and | 755.88 | 3.959 |
it's baseball right then space swings | 757.5 | 6.899 |
boom baby oh boy I'm like down oh no | 759.839 | 6.721 |
don't hit shift don't hit shift oh I hit | 764.399 | 3.481 |
shift | 766.56 | 3.18 |
you can do it no I'm already on the | 767.88 | 4.44 |
ground okay but come meet us yeah or | 769.74 | 4.08 |
climb a tree do something I'm gonna | 772.32 | 3.78 |
you're probably good look at the sneeze | 773.82 | 3.54 |
I don't even need my hooks right here | 776.1 | 3.78 |
did you there you are yeah you were | 777.36 | 4.74 |
picked this up oh careful though yeah | 779.88 | 5.04 |
yeah okay natural yes well naturally | 782.1 | 5.039 |
didn't hit uh shift which was really | 784.92 | 4.74 |
just luck yep I should have said that I | 787.139 | 3.901 |
should have said that yeah I was very | 789.66 | 3.179 |
lucky yeah I wish I'd known you closed | 791.04 | 4.859 |
Dallas nope where you at oh I'll see you | 792.839 | 5.161 |
there he comes there you go hey yeah | 795.899 | 3.601 |
yeah yeah and look there's a rock up | 798.0 | 2.7 |
here you could probably walk all the way | 799.5 | 4.74 |
up to your left yep to your left to your | 800.7 | 7.259 |
left hard left hard turn around there | 804.24 | 5.82 |
you go now turn to your right kind of | 807.959 | 5.0 |
like go up that rock | 810.06 | 2.899 |
I was gonna help with names I was gonna | 821.0 | 5.38 |
be a hero hold on we got avenge him yeah | 823.62 | 4.8 |
let's avenge him can we get to those oh | 826.38 | 3.78 |
boy now of course we're having an | 828.42 | 4.2 |
earthquake yep as if this place didn't | 830.16 | 4.2 |
suck enough I don't think they'd get us | 832.62 | 4.459 |
from oh right behind you Simon oh boy | 834.36 | 6.86 |
you're your oh God I'm bleeding oh crap | 837.079 | 7.741 |
no I lost all my friends | 841.22 | 4.84 |
[Applause] | 844.82 | 4.079 |
God maybe I can build a [ __ ] | 846.06 | 4.86 |
all right that's what I'm gonna do | 848.899 | 4.68 |
heading up | 850.92 | 2.659 |
[Music] | 856.52 | 22.05 |
oh my God why did I even why did I come | 882.68 | 4.659 |
here uh I don't know if those bugs are | 885.54 | 3.359 |
gonna attack you or not I'm sure they | 887.339 | 4.5 |
will if by no bugs we're summon salmon | 888.899 | 5.961 |
we're salmon salad hey | 891.839 | 4.86 |
all right | 894.86 | 3.76 |
um I don't know I don't see a lot of | 896.699 | 3.301 |
threats I couldn't place this stuff on | 898.62 | 3.06 |
these rocks for some reason but my | 900.0 | 3.36 |
stuff's right over here Diamond come on | 901.68 | 3.659 |
I'm coming took me a minute to build | 903.36 | 3.0 |
this stuff so I don't know what the | 905.339 | 4.44 |
timer is on your bags oh my god um yep I | 906.36 | 5.88 |
see my stuff right there do you see the | 909.779 | 5.041 |
ravagers I don't I see the ravengers I | 912.24 | 4.68 |
guess run for it real quick I'm doing it | 914.82 | 6.6 |
okay come on baby come on baby yep yep | 916.92 | 7.2 |
yep and UPS oh yeah how do you get up | 921.42 | 4.979 |
okay what's the what's the way to get up | 924.12 | 3.839 |
on this thing I mean you got the | 926.399 | 2.821 |
climbing hooks oh yeah that's right | 927.959 | 3.18 |
there you go girls did it without them | 929.22 | 3.479 |
yeah without them let's go around to | 931.139 | 4.32 |
your ladder I'm going up yeah you have | 932.699 | 4.44 |
the you had the gas collector on you | 935.459 | 4.44 |
right uh yeah let me put on my armor and | 937.139 | 5.341 |
whatnot yes I think I saw a gas | 939.899 | 4.5 |
collector back here we're gonna put one | 942.48 | 4.44 |
out in the dangerous spot I mean is it | 944.399 | 5.161 |
dangerous though yeah it is if we just | 946.92 | 5.159 |
fly over okay well I'm not very good at | 949.56 | 3.899 |
that but whatever well it's because you | 952.079 | 2.76 |
hit shift now you know not to hit shift | 953.459 | 3.901 |
well here we go yeah what a mission | 954.839 | 5.721 |
accomplished huh oh God all right | 957.36 | 6.479 |
boom Oh what's wrong I was suffocating | 960.56 | 6.04 |
over there oh okay I put it on all right | 963.839 | 4.821 |
look at you yeah how long does this take | 966.6 | 4.14 |
I don't know | 968.66 | 4.96 |
um uh repair requirements all right it's | 970.74 | 4.74 |
fine though doesn't need anything just | 973.62 | 3.899 |
says over time how about this we go down | 975.48 | 2.84 |
river | 977.519 | 3.841 |
put your clothes back on oh yeah and | 978.32 | 4.54 |
then we go down the river and then uh | 981.36 | 2.7 |
we'll come back maybe there'll be gas | 982.86 | 3.14 |
balls in there | 984.06 | 7.519 |
uh yeah plan plan all I heard was River | 986.0 | 5.579 |
[Music] | 996.46 | 3.079 |
[Music] | 1001.73 | 9.789 |
oh yeah look at this | 1014.74 | 4.719 |
tight yeah I don't know if we've been | 1017.66 | 4.26 |
down this one this is crazy this world | 1019.459 | 5.061 |
is gigantic isn't it and it all sucks | 1021.92 | 5.279 |
hmm where do we land can we land on top | 1024.52 | 4.059 |
of one of these trees what about this | 1027.199 | 3.901 |
big rock over the to the right yeah the | 1028.579 | 4.62 |
one I'm heading towards yeah yeah let's | 1031.1 | 4.44 |
go to the top of this one there it is | 1033.199 | 5.961 |
you can reach it oh yeah | 1035.54 | 3.62 |
I fell and I'm almost dead damn I tried | 1041.48 | 6.12 |
to hit I was trying to hit the hooks | 1045.38 | 4.32 |
like right but it didn't didn't click | 1047.6 | 4.14 |
okay are you safe there are you coming | 1049.7 | 3.18 |
up | 1051.74 | 4.14 |
um I'm safe what can I do to I don't | 1052.88 | 6.24 |
have any food this is crazy this is | 1055.88 | 5.52 |
crazy yeah look at this dress I know | 1059.12 | 4.2 |
pretty awesome huh what is that up to | 1061.4 | 4.019 |
our right what is that the penis rock | 1063.32 | 4.92 |
yep the metal is that metal I don't know | 1065.419 | 5.581 |
that's what you see very phallic hold up | 1068.24 | 5.28 |
the penis sticking out of it yeah I have | 1071.0 | 5.34 |
to use my imagination to wait you know | 1073.52 | 5.039 |
the root or the yeah I'm not sure what | 1076.34 | 4.199 |
you're looking at okay it's all dicks to | 1078.559 | 3.901 |
me you know what I mean I hear you all | 1080.539 | 4.14 |
right what is it I'll tell you if I see | 1082.46 | 4.5 |
a penis or not it's straight ahead oh | 1084.679 | 4.201 |
yeah that thing jetting out right at the | 1086.96 | 4.32 |
bottom yeah that would remind you of a | 1088.88 | 5.22 |
penis or a turtle head that too oh the | 1091.28 | 4.62 |
penis doesn't have like wings like out | 1094.1 | 3.72 |
of a Sci-Fi I'm not looking at the rest | 1095.9 | 3.6 |
of it yeah yeah from that let's move on | 1097.82 | 4.2 |
yeah where two names uh why don't one of | 1099.5 | 4.38 |
you jump down in that cave and check it | 1102.02 | 3.659 |
out which cave the one right in front of | 1103.88 | 4.08 |
me just way down deep in there I'm | 1105.679 | 4.681 |
almost dead anyway maybe I should Simon | 1107.96 | 4.92 |
go for it buddy you make a good point so | 1110.36 | 5.4 |
now down see how deep in there you can | 1112.88 | 4.86 |
get I mean is this suicide mission yeah | 1115.76 | 3.72 |
I mean yeah I think it is | 1117.74 | 3.72 |
okay with that I'm okay with ending my | 1119.48 | 4.559 |
ending my for today yeah okay you don't | 1121.46 | 4.56 |
have any good stuff anyway so go for it | 1124.039 | 4.401 |
yeah go salmon okay | 1126.02 | 5.519 |
there we go I gotta hit shift no don't | 1128.44 | 5.38 |
well if you're going down yeah | 1131.539 | 3.961 |
as far as you can see something cool all | 1133.82 | 4.52 |
right hold on | 1135.5 | 2.84 |
that does not help us oh no well he had | 1141.32 | 4.92 |
his wish yeah | 1144.919 | 4.581 |
hoping he'd learn something though | 1146.24 | 5.939 |
oh yeah I'd be crazy yeah yeah all right | 1149.5 | 5.64 |
let's head home all right | 1152.179 | 2.961 |
[Music] | 1159.44 | 15.0 |
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Man, I just watched the latest Neebs Gaming video where they take canoes down the Spino River in Ark Survival Evolved, and it was awesome! Those guys crack me up with their hilarious commentary and reactions as they navigate the dangerous river.
In the beginning, they're climbing through these dark caves using climbing picks and wingsuits to make their way to the surface. The banter between the crew had me laughing out loud as they tried to figure out how to get out of the cave. Once they finally reached the surface and found the canoes, the real fun began!
Paddling down the river, they encounter angry Ravagers on the shores, have close calls with Spinosaurs in the water, and argue the whole time about who is the better paddler. Their reactions when the Spinosaurs attack are priceless! The epic music and cinematic camera shots make it feel just like an action movie.
Further down the river, they enter a deep, dark cave section filled with glowbugs and beautiful crystals. The lighting and music here create an immersive, atmospheric environment as they paddle silently through the cavern in awe. Their sense of wonder and excitement was contagious!
Overall, the cinematic style of Neebs Gaming's Ark series truly makes you feel part of the adventure. The custom camera shots and editing draw you into the world in a way that enhances the gameplay exponentially. Getting to experience the game from their hilarious perspective, with movie-quality production, is the next best thing to playing it yourself. Neebs Gaming is hands down the best way to enjoy Ark's incredible world without actually picking up the controller. Their Aberration series has me hooked!