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We're Professionals - Green Hell - Hardest Difficulty
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you watched our latest video, 'We're Professionals - Green Hell - Hardest Difficulty'? It's our best one yet!
simon: Oh yeah, that one was a blast! I mean, who knew surviving in Green Hell could be so entertaining?
appsro: I know right! I especially loved the part where we were all screaming for sandwiches. Classic Neebs Gaming humor!
neebs: Haha, yeah, and don't forget about the moment when we actually started playing like professionals. It was a rare sight to see!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Today's episode of Green Hell has been a real rollercoaster of emotions. I mean, are we making progress or are we just going around in circles in this jungle? And let's not forget the most important question - has Simon finally found some sandwiches? You'll have to tune in to find out!
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So grab your snacks, settle in, and get ready for another wild ride with Neebs and the gang. Green Hell may be living up to its name today, but with these guys at the helm, it's sure to be one heck of an entertaining journey. Let's do this!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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last time on Green Hill maybe yeah man | 0.179 | 6.6 |
you gotta take my Jaguar I think we have | 4.68 | 3.839 |
natives at camp | 6.779 | 3.481 |
is that a native over there | 8.519 | 3.361 |
it's two natives over there | 10.26 | 3.839 |
over there dead buddy that's right we | 11.88 | 4.2 |
did that you know what's good for you | 14.099 | 4.981 |
gone yeah how you want to handle it you | 16.08 | 4.98 |
want to get in my face about it let's do | 19.08 | 4.02 |
it yeah yeah yeah oh man I was getting | 21.06 | 3.66 |
ready to come talk crap with you now I'm | 23.1 | 2.48 |
by myself | 24.72 | 3.97 |
okay shoot | 25.58 | 6.519 |
[Music] | 28.69 | 7.369 |
hey guys hi hey I need food bad I'm sure | 32.099 | 5.941 |
everyone here does right uh probably | 36.059 | 4.441 |
some there's a pig over there up the | 38.04 | 3.24 |
river | 40.5 | 2.76 |
where you just were what I need is | 41.28 | 4.02 |
mushrooms I mean yeah sure there's meat | 43.26 | 3.42 |
hold on you're right I'm gonna do this | 45.3 | 4.259 |
pig right here please don't move I | 46.68 | 4.8 |
couldn't help you got him oh you got him | 49.559 | 3.961 |
yep yep yep you remember how to put | 51.48 | 4.559 |
coconuts in the water you drag it stand | 53.52 | 4.92 |
in the water drag it into the water I | 56.039 | 4.02 |
was able to do this last time you're not | 58.44 | 3.48 |
in the water you mean the Biden are you | 60.059 | 3.121 |
talking about the Biden oh maybe it's | 61.92 | 3.239 |
the Biden you gotta drop the bite in | 63.18 | 3.9 |
into the water it fills up and jumps | 65.159 | 4.081 |
into your inventory okay hold up that's | 67.08 | 4.14 |
dumb yeah that's right okay I think I | 69.24 | 4.199 |
gotta do it yeah I was able to do it | 71.22 | 4.2 |
from here like grab it and do it there | 73.439 | 3.72 |
we go that's how it's done okay I'm back | 75.42 | 4.14 |
in Action great again all right let's | 77.159 | 4.681 |
cook let's cook food yes please if you | 79.56 | 3.72 |
can get two waters boiling I'll throw | 81.84 | 2.88 |
some meat in there I definitely I'm in | 83.28 | 3.42 |
desperate need okay I'll grab mushrooms | 84.72 | 3.66 |
and snails whatever I can find I don't | 86.7 | 4.8 |
know where my Biden is so who had to buy | 88.38 | 5.72 |
we should all have it | 91.5 | 5.1 |
all right uh filled both the soups up if | 94.1 | 3.699 |
you want to put meat in them oh there's | 96.6 | 2.4 |
meat in that way I got meat and one I | 97.799 | 2.82 |
already did one so yeah I'll drink the | 99.0 | 3.06 |
other one I'm gonna go find nuts I need | 100.619 | 5.341 |
fat please go find some fatty nuts | 102.06 | 7.22 |
and then put them in your mouth | 105.96 | 3.32 |
all right just went on guys | 123.84 | 3.66 |
crap what if I should have been watching | 126.06 | 5.1 |
it yep crap uh we're all rusty anyone | 127.5 | 5.879 |
have kindling or you know the dry stuff | 131.16 | 3.9 |
I think I have some dry stuff in my | 133.379 | 3.841 |
pocket all right I can try to make it | 135.06 | 3.84 |
back over | 137.22 | 3.239 |
I'm up on the cliff I see you down there | 138.9 | 3.9 |
Simon hello hey I'm just trying to find | 140.459 | 5.221 |
a damn coconut I'm building a fire again | 142.8 | 5.1 |
uh we need we need sticks and stuff all | 145.68 | 3.48 |
right yep and I gotta go to bed because | 147.9 | 3.12 |
again I'm gonna pass out if I don't [ __ ] | 149.16 | 5.159 |
I keep on forgetting if I get back | 151.02 | 5.88 |
oh [ __ ] I should have picked that up oh | 154.319 | 4.801 |
no oh no what happened were you I picked | 156.9 | 3.6 |
up a frog | 159.12 | 2.94 |
I think it was poisonous | 160.5 | 3.42 |
oh there you are gonna Harvest it I'm | 162.06 | 3.84 |
gonna Harvest this poisonous frog damn | 163.92 | 4.44 |
yeah what did I get I wouldn't eat it oh | 165.9 | 5.24 |
God I got a Venom move now oh no | 168.36 | 6.18 |
you're gonna die well I'm a guy I want | 171.14 | 5.2 |
to die over here and you sound like | 174.54 | 3.36 |
you're going crazy I know I am going | 176.34 | 3.72 |
crazy I have all kinds of insane right | 177.9 | 4.559 |
now oh that's not good yeah I've been | 180.06 | 6.14 |
here oh God oh God do you see these guys | 182.459 | 7.681 |
I forgot how to fight [ __ ] oh God things | 186.2 | 5.86 |
have gone bad there you go there you go | 190.14 | 3.78 |
I'll just do that hey man I wonder if I | 192.06 | 3.48 |
can hurt them you know even though I | 193.92 | 3.0 |
can't see them you know what I'm saying | 195.54 | 2.66 |
come here buddy | 196.92 | 5.099 |
come on I got him I got him he's good my | 198.2 | 7.44 |
demons oh nice good job | 202.019 | 3.621 |
dad come on I was nowhere near these | 207.06 | 3.42 |
bees | 209.519 | 3.241 |
thought I had room they love you neebs | 210.48 | 5.399 |
all right I got all this stuff on the | 212.76 | 3.899 |
Fire | 215.879 | 2.401 |
all right that's right we gotta use a | 216.659 | 2.761 |
tool | 218.28 | 4.679 |
uh yeah the hand drill used | 219.42 | 6.679 |
hand drill here | 222.959 | 3.14 |
oh God I forgot everything hey once you | 226.68 | 4.199 |
get the tool you dropped the Ember on it | 229.08 | 3.18 |
oh that's right the Ember that's right | 230.879 | 3.78 |
yeah Jesus how am I remembering this | 232.26 | 3.72 |
it's strange | 234.659 | 2.22 |
thank you | 235.98 | 4.38 |
there we go there we go okay oh no | 236.879 | 5.821 |
seriously it went out oh because you're | 240.36 | 4.86 |
too tired to do it huh no it's not | 242.7 | 4.92 |
should be tired come on you might be you | 245.22 | 4.799 |
gotta like really rub it you know neebs | 247.62 | 4.38 |
loves to rub it oh they got poisoned | 250.019 | 3.541 |
like that's what's really going on with | 252.0 | 3.0 |
me you won't drop that thing and see if | 253.56 | 4.38 |
I can do it sure here you go | 255.0 | 4.56 |
I'm tired too nope never mind I broke it | 257.94 | 3.359 |
I think I might die | 259.56 | 3.96 |
oh yeah yeah the poisonous frog thing | 261.299 | 4.981 |
okay will you die I'll take a nap we'll | 263.52 | 4.679 |
meet up tomorrow all right I can do the | 266.28 | 3.54 |
fire while you guys before that happens | 268.199 | 4.201 |
but yeah would be nice to get this fire | 269.82 | 4.62 |
started yeah yeah yeah if somebody wants | 272.4 | 3.299 |
to give me a bite and I'll get some more | 274.44 | 3.539 |
soup cooking well I can do that well | 275.699 | 4.681 |
then get some water in there yeah okay | 277.979 | 5.041 |
get the fire started I will as long as | 280.38 | 4.02 |
if he gives me something to start the | 283.02 | 4.02 |
fire I think it broke well ain't that a | 284.4 | 5.42 |
kick in the dick | 287.04 | 2.78 |
anybody know | 291.72 | 3.06 |
of a plenty of Venom properties yes hold | 292.86 | 3.18 |
on | 294.78 | 3.54 |
um I'm gonna give you can you wrap it in | 296.04 | 3.96 |
a bandage for me I don't think I have | 298.32 | 4.86 |
molinara Leaf do I uh craft can I craft | 300.0 | 5.88 |
molinara no unknown herb no that's | 303.18 | 6.12 |
binary craft this [ __ ] damn it wrong | 305.88 | 6.06 |
thing boom hold on I'm gonna get a | 309.3 | 4.38 |
bandage for you okay and then I'm gonna | 311.94 | 4.199 |
try to do craft again and then I'm going | 313.68 | 5.1 |
to do tobacco maybe craft and then | 316.139 | 4.741 |
tobacco dressing I think tobacco | 318.78 | 3.359 |
dressing will be good for you hold on | 320.88 | 3.3 |
okay it's better than a regular one Bam | 322.139 | 3.84 |
put it on uh I might have just been | 324.18 | 3.78 |
doctor for you it's like this all right | 325.979 | 5.16 |
let's see and then go into my inventory | 327.96 | 4.98 |
tobacco dressing I think it's good for | 331.139 | 3.06 |
snake bites it might be good for that | 332.94 | 3.42 |
why use it you drop it on you drop it | 334.199 | 3.541 |
onto your wounds you grab it out of your | 336.36 | 3.36 |
body you look at your body look at your | 337.74 | 4.2 |
wound oh there it is yep and then drop | 339.72 | 5.419 |
it onto the door here we go | 341.94 | 3.199 |
what a waste of a bandage [ __ ] | 345.56 | 7.66 |
he's funny but [ __ ] | 350.639 | 5.161 |
like yeah and I'm apparently ver like my | 353.22 | 4.979 |
my little head is completely red there | 355.8 | 5.66 |
next to my stuff oh | 358.199 | 3.261 |
these are not good when you're running | 364.58 | 3.839 |
from somebody who's not really there | 366.419 | 4.22 |
come on | 368.419 | 4.84 |
yeah I got you buddy yeah I'm coming | 370.639 | 5.4 |
yeah | 373.259 | 2.78 |
that's right I don't care how insane I | 377.88 | 3.9 |
am I'll still kill your ass you're | 380.22 | 3.419 |
kidding me | 381.78 | 5.58 |
oh boy I'm back that needs just died oh | 383.639 | 6.321 |
wait I can help him up Nate there you go | 387.36 | 5.399 |
man I just slept I've probably got worms | 389.96 | 5.44 |
now no you passed out I'm not even on | 392.759 | 3.961 |
your sleeping meter but I know I was | 395.4 | 2.88 |
trying to help you guys I was worried | 396.72 | 3.84 |
okay hold on let me get all my [ __ ] back | 398.28 | 4.8 |
I took your button we're off to a rough | 400.56 | 3.96 |
start today guys | 403.08 | 4.16 |
yep | 404.52 | 2.72 |
hey does anyone know how to look for dry | 409.919 | 4.921 |
leaves that are on a plant uh yeah I'm | 411.96 | 4.799 |
not mistaken like you'll see him you'll | 414.84 | 4.859 |
I ran the maze again babes God damn it | 416.759 | 4.5 |
stay out of the bees I was looking for | 419.699 | 3.12 |
dry leaves | 421.259 | 3.78 |
can these things break this tree or is | 422.819 | 4.081 |
this too big yeah you see these uh these | 425.039 | 4.261 |
obvious looking leaves that are dry so | 426.9 | 4.26 |
keep slapping this tree it'll break and | 429.3 | 4.38 |
then uh I think just grab the door to be | 431.16 | 4.2 |
able to make yeah okay dry [ __ ] out of | 433.68 | 3.18 |
there yeah I wasn't sure if that was too | 435.36 | 3.36 |
big perfect you just pick up a dry Leaf | 436.86 | 3.54 |
uh no I didn't pick up anything all | 438.72 | 4.199 |
right here it is I got one right now oh | 440.4 | 6.12 |
all right I'm taking a nap do it you | 442.919 | 8.84 |
deserve it so what happens when I craft | 446.52 | 5.239 |
you die | 454.58 | 5.559 |
how did you how did you die there was a | 456.86 | 6.58 |
guy behind me stab at me oh | 460.139 | 5.4 |
I'd stole your Biden by the way when you | 463.44 | 3.84 |
were dead that's fine you can have to | 465.539 | 3.181 |
buy it I can make another one thank you | 467.28 | 3.12 |
Philly got it starting to hate this | 468.72 | 3.599 |
place we need to move I think we might | 470.4 | 5.239 |
need to we're so exposed here | 472.319 | 5.401 |
okay yeah | 475.639 | 5.381 |
it's a bad day y'all yeah you think yeah | 477.72 | 5.099 |
we we should have like studied a little | 481.02 | 3.179 |
bit yeah | 482.819 | 3.361 |
yeah I made like six hand drills no | 484.199 | 3.72 |
matter what I can't seem to remember | 486.18 | 3.72 |
where they go because I look for the | 487.919 | 3.241 |
hand drill I don't see it in my | 489.9 | 3.48 |
inventory and I just made another one | 491.16 | 4.259 |
where the hell is my hand drill if you | 493.38 | 3.78 |
hit tab there's a little fire a fire | 495.419 | 4.5 |
[ __ ] [ __ ] I forgot about I know yeah I | 497.16 | 4.8 |
had no I had to find it too again we | 499.919 | 4.021 |
should have practiced oh God we're | 501.96 | 2.959 |
stupid | 503.94 | 4.5 |
how did you die neebs he died yeah bees | 504.919 | 5.741 |
I just had a dry Leaf what the [ __ ] did | 508.44 | 4.14 |
my dry Leaf go what do you get if you | 510.66 | 4.02 |
harvest a Banana Leaf oh a small leaf | 512.58 | 3.0 |
pile | 514.68 | 3.419 |
can't burn that though can you does my | 515.58 | 4.8 |
dry leave disappear when I sleep that | 518.099 | 4.021 |
didn't make any sense yeah well I just | 520.38 | 4.74 |
had a dry leaf and it's gone oh wait do | 522.12 | 5.339 |
I have to harvest it don't I probably | 525.12 | 4.52 |
there it is | 527.459 | 4.44 |
there you go son now I know what you | 529.64 | 4.42 |
were struggling with before it really | 531.899 | 3.681 |
wasn't that easy | 534.06 | 5.16 |
fire yeah all right all right hey one | 535.58 | 5.92 |
step one step one step all right I need | 539.22 | 4.799 |
food desperately let me fill that thing | 541.5 | 4.019 |
I'm gonna eat every one of these | 544.019 | 4.981 |
mushrooms over here on this log | 545.519 | 6.981 |
now we're surviving | 549.0 | 3.5 |
oh man man am I still crazy I was crazy | 554.16 | 6.78 |
too I'm sure you were yeah voices and | 556.98 | 6.24 |
seeing things all right gotta grab my | 560.94 | 4.62 |
stuff all right grab your stuff hey man | 563.22 | 4.44 |
listen App Store you should leave with | 565.56 | 4.56 |
that Biden if we once you know because I | 567.66 | 4.739 |
could be making stuff yeah give me a | 570.12 | 3.42 |
minute I just wanted to come out here | 572.399 | 3.541 |
and make some basic tools I sure do like | 573.54 | 4.14 |
picking up every single thing I dropped | 575.94 | 3.959 |
it's the best part of the game yeah | 577.68 | 4.62 |
instead of just a convenient bag yep yep | 579.899 | 4.081 |
you really weren't thinking about that | 582.3 | 4.14 |
one when they programmed it or they were | 583.98 | 4.62 |
yep and they were just trying to piss | 586.44 | 3.3 |
people off | 588.6 | 3.9 |
man I don't even see my my Spears or my | 589.74 | 6.06 |
bow oh that sucks yeah there's a good | 592.5 | 5.519 |
chance you lost it when you died yeah I | 595.8 | 4.5 |
I'll keep a mushroom for some reason but | 598.019 | 4.921 |
I'll lose a bow yeah the Bow Wow do I | 600.3 | 4.86 |
still have my bow damn it I lost my bow | 602.94 | 5.48 |
too son of a [ __ ] | 605.16 | 3.26 |
important I think we should go to you | 616.019 | 5.281 |
which direction did you go oh my God so | 618.72 | 5.7 |
wait a minute I can give you coordinates | 621.3 | 7.26 |
45 degrees west 26 degrees south oh very | 624.42 | 6.84 |
close 45-26 yeah that's close I think | 628.56 | 4.5 |
it's two-year kind of to your Southwest | 631.26 | 4.259 |
Southwest I'm not mistaken because yeah | 633.06 | 3.66 |
I think you guys are right behind this | 635.519 | 2.82 |
big rock did you go just straight down | 636.72 | 2.88 |
the river or did you go in the woods I | 638.339 | 2.761 |
went straight down the river but it'd be | 639.6 | 3.179 |
quicker to go through the woods okay | 641.1 | 4.26 |
yeah we can come is there food there I | 642.779 | 3.361 |
don't know | 645.36 | 2.28 |
I might I might go ahead and move up on | 646.14 | 4.139 |
it okay oh wait you can now you can see | 647.64 | 4.62 |
the location on your map man oh God what | 650.279 | 4.56 |
is that [ __ ] leopard leopard [ __ ] | 652.26 | 4.199 |
leopard look at leopard [ __ ] leopard | 654.839 | 4.68 |
leopard good leopard leopard leopard | 656.459 | 7.021 |
leopard leopard leopard | 659.519 | 7.021 |
watch out there's a leopard here | 663.48 | 5.88 |
no you ran off oh God I'm bleeding not | 666.54 | 4.919 |
bleeding aren't I I was about to say you | 669.36 | 3.9 |
probably bleeding am I gonna bleed to | 671.459 | 3.361 |
death again | 673.26 | 3.84 |
all right is there a vantage here maybe | 674.82 | 4.079 |
there's a bandage at this Hut | 677.1 | 4.08 |
[ __ ] banana leaves | 678.899 | 4.56 |
wait how do I make a bandage Simon uh | 681.18 | 3.839 |
molinere if you guys | 683.459 | 3.241 |
you got any molinero yeah | 685.019 | 3.781 |
yeah it's not good oh man I wish I was | 686.7 | 4.74 |
Italian I love marinara sauce | 688.8 | 4.979 |
I got some Mountain there is this | 691.44 | 4.32 |
molinero what is this oh no these are | 693.779 | 3.781 |
there's monkey heads here | 695.76 | 4.68 |
oh God all right well I'm sorry that | 697.56 | 5.76 |
you're not doing well God damn it | 700.44 | 4.2 |
I feel like I need to run back to base | 703.32 | 5.579 |
so I can at least bleed out like my base | 704.64 | 6.18 |
I got an idea oh I'm gonna cheat the | 708.899 | 3.741 |
system | 710.82 | 4.44 |
Watch Me cheat this [ __ ] system all | 712.64 | 6.66 |
right help help I need you to stay | 715.26 | 4.04 |
okay over here so I don't lose my spear | 722.519 | 5.041 |
check this out I'm gonna go my tools and | 725.1 | 3.96 |
I'm gonna drop them I'm gonna drop all | 727.56 | 3.06 |
my tools right here on the ground don't | 729.06 | 3.62 |
you dare pick these up | 730.62 | 4.56 |
those are my tools instead of a [ __ ] | 732.68 | 4.0 |
and then oh do we have a place for | 735.18 | 4.68 |
sticks we have medium sticks oh wait | 736.68 | 5.7 |
okay do I have time hold on can I can I | 739.86 | 4.44 |
keep piling on | 742.38 | 3.6 |
I'm Gonna Keep gonna keep following on I | 744.3 | 2.82 |
don't think those are actually going on | 745.98 | 2.4 |
the thing yeah you got it you gotta hit | 747.12 | 4.02 |
e and click them on there or four raids | 748.38 | 4.019 |
or it's full you don't just throw them | 751.14 | 3.54 |
out it might be full I mean I'll | 752.399 | 3.541 |
organize it later we'll organize it | 754.68 | 2.52 |
later I'm just trying to get this done | 755.94 | 3.3 |
before I die let's see yeah I want to | 757.2 | 3.66 |
keep my rocks I'll get get rid of my | 759.24 | 3.36 |
rocks real quick all right oh I | 760.86 | 2.76 |
definitely want to keep that Brazil nut | 762.6 | 2.16 |
don't you dare eat that [ __ ] person | 763.62 | 2.399 |
you don't have a bandage for you you | 764.76 | 3.72 |
want it no I mean oh yeah you just waste | 766.019 | 4.081 |
it again you're right you're right see | 768.48 | 3.96 |
bones I might keep a bone oh yeah I want | 770.1 | 4.62 |
to keep this thing uh oh yeah this but | 772.44 | 4.079 |
call me and that's my Biden all right I | 774.72 | 2.76 |
think I got rid of most everything | 776.519 | 3.661 |
important yeah God damn I'm a | 777.48 | 5.22 |
professional yeah you are you made a | 780.18 | 5.779 |
mess though that's all right | 782.7 | 3.259 |
all right neebs can you drop your button | 788.24 | 5.76 |
please uh sure | 790.68 | 3.32 |
all right can I eat something | 796.139 | 4.981 |
I got a snail soup cooking just for you | 798.6 | 4.679 |
I'm just trying to get in here to uh | 801.12 | 4.14 |
grab a bite real quick I think we're in | 803.279 | 3.06 |
a pretty good place and I think we | 805.26 | 2.759 |
should start utilizing the honey that we | 806.339 | 4.321 |
have here too FYI I'm going back to that | 808.019 | 4.741 |
hunt you guys cool with that yep you do | 810.66 | 3.78 |
that I'm gonna keep cooking food you | 812.76 | 3.48 |
want to go seven yeah I really do hold | 814.44 | 3.3 |
you know what there's honey over here | 816.24 | 2.94 |
neebs if you feel like getting it by the | 817.74 | 4.02 |
bees okay yeah hey what needs uh Simon | 819.18 | 4.68 |
now bring back food yeah yep and I'll | 821.76 | 3.36 |
I'll keep cooking and Gathering until | 823.86 | 3.419 |
you get back you were awesome I love you | 825.12 | 3.659 |
I love you too | 827.279 | 4.321 |
I don't see this honey | 828.779 | 5.721 |
there's no honey | 831.6 | 2.9 |
all right Simon yeah yeah we're back on | 835.019 | 4.081 |
that path remember we went that way and | 837.12 | 3.48 |
to that other area yeah | 839.1 | 3.96 |
it's following this path and then check | 840.6 | 5.58 |
this out kaboom there's a hut down here | 843.06 | 5.16 |
that's really close too yeah it's like | 846.18 | 3.959 |
right around the corner oh wait a second | 848.22 | 4.98 |
is there [ __ ] bananas yes bananas are | 850.139 | 5.581 |
sweet wow it's gonna take care of my oh | 853.2 | 4.199 |
wait nope I'm taking that for later did | 855.72 | 3.6 |
you happen to notice a | 857.399 | 5.821 |
a fire I didn't see a fire like campfire | 859.32 | 6.959 |
no it looks abandoned okay there is but | 863.22 | 4.739 |
there's oh God that leopard's back oh | 866.279 | 2.781 |
God | 867.959 | 3.981 |
I can do it | 869.06 | 6.82 |
yeah oh I'm sorry that's a Jaguar I was | 871.94 | 5.92 |
saying leopard well whatever it is I'm | 875.88 | 4.44 |
taking the spear out of its head oh come | 877.86 | 4.62 |
on we're gonna Harvest this bad boy oh | 880.32 | 3.6 |
hey there's something here well I think | 882.48 | 3.84 |
is this a meat smoker hold on oh it's a | 883.92 | 5.94 |
dryer oh we can dry meat I think there's | 886.32 | 6.259 |
places to sleep here I bet too | 889.86 | 5.279 |
I can't sleep here you can sleep in a | 892.579 | 5.861 |
hammock oh you can Yep this is another | 895.139 | 5.82 |
option of a base even though you can get | 898.44 | 4.259 |
oh watch out watch out it might be just | 900.959 | 2.581 |
me | 902.699 | 3.301 |
I don't I don't see anything are you | 903.54 | 4.82 |
going crazy | 906.0 | 2.36 |
let that rock come from hold on I got oh | 910.68 | 7.44 |
you son of a [ __ ] huh okay okay | 913.26 | 6.24 |
all right I'll do that and then I'll | 918.12 | 2.82 |
have to pick it up | 919.5 | 4.019 |
did you get him no he just ran | 920.94 | 4.259 |
all right watch out he might come back | 923.519 | 4.981 |
you don't have a bandage do you | 925.199 | 6.661 |
um I I might hold on I'm gonna need it | 928.5 | 6.26 |
quick okay | 931.86 | 2.9 |
you okay what was that I don't know | 934.92 | 5.279 |
something's getting me oh the guy's | 937.44 | 4.68 |
right here is throwing rocks at me you | 940.199 | 6.841 |
little [ __ ] stop it stop you [ __ ] | 942.12 | 7.62 |
um bandage uh you can't go into there | 947.04 | 5.06 |
when you have your thing like this | 949.74 | 5.719 |
bandage this is this is caught up like | 952.1 | 5.02 |
you're welcome | 955.459 | 3.461 |
see how this is pointed up here I'm | 957.12 | 4.2 |
stuck okay oh there you go how about | 958.92 | 4.44 |
that bandage bench | 961.32 | 4.56 |
oh wait yes oh it says in use oh yeah oh | 963.36 | 4.02 |
this guy's throwing up I'm gonna get it | 965.88 | 3.0 |
oh I see the Rocks yeah | 967.38 | 3.12 |
yeah you work on him I'm gonna see if I | 968.88 | 2.639 |
can remember how to put on a bandage | 970.5 | 2.579 |
real fast but he keeps on running away | 971.519 | 2.301 |
perfect | 973.079 | 2.301 |
[Music] | 973.82 | 3.94 |
can I get him where's the cut where's | 975.38 | 5.019 |
the [ __ ] cut oh yeah there it is okay | 977.76 | 5.46 |
and then backpack bandage thank you | 980.399 | 5.761 |
Simon I killed the guy but then now my | 983.22 | 6.359 |
Spear's gone hey I bandaged myself nice | 986.16 | 6.299 |
thank you Simon you're welcome but my | 989.579 | 4.741 |
Spears gone oh we can make another spear | 992.459 | 4.201 |
buddy well I was hoping we'd see like a | 994.32 | 4.139 |
ring and oh wait there's charcoal in | 996.66 | 3.299 |
here that I think is supposed to be good | 998.459 | 4.261 |
for a fire I'm not sure how oh Diamond | 999.959 | 4.56 |
your Spear's right here good let's have | 1002.72 | 4.739 |
an extra one hold on where yeah right | 1004.519 | 4.981 |
behind this log oh nice that's strange | 1007.459 | 3.421 |
that it fell there | 1009.5 | 2.639 |
all right | 1010.88 | 4.199 |
so this is this is a potential other | 1012.139 | 4.861 |
little base that's right by our base | 1015.079 | 4.56 |
it's too exposed too exposed what the | 1017.0 | 4.019 |
[ __ ] is this | 1019.639 | 2.7 |
what | 1021.019 | 3.721 |
I think I might have a fever yeah | 1022.339 | 4.321 |
because of the infection I don't have | 1024.74 | 3.839 |
any other bandages for you you bandaged | 1026.66 | 3.84 |
me out okay we need to find bandage | 1028.579 | 3.421 |
materials because we keep going out and | 1030.5 | 2.76 |
getting eaten oh wait did we Harvest | 1032.0 | 3.48 |
that leopard uh yes I did okay good | 1033.26 | 3.78 |
let's get back to memes with the leopard | 1035.48 | 4.76 |
meat there you go | 1037.04 | 3.2 |
hey neebs hey what's happening uh well | 1041.48 | 3.66 |
we just found a place we know how to | 1044.0 | 2.819 |
make a dryer now so we can dry meat so | 1045.14 | 3.179 |
we got that going for us I might die | 1046.819 | 2.641 |
again so I'm gonna go ahead and get rid | 1048.319 | 3.121 |
of my tools you know the old safety | 1049.46 | 4.2 |
precaution okay listen I cannot find | 1051.44 | 4.26 |
nuts anywhere they're usually around | 1053.66 | 4.8 |
these bigger trees out here yeah yeah I | 1055.7 | 4.56 |
guess like yeah hold on I'll go out here | 1058.46 | 3.18 |
and look they're never there when I'm | 1060.26 | 3.12 |
there I think I need to lay down I got a | 1061.64 | 3.919 |
temperature | 1063.38 | 2.179 |
you better drop your stuff if you're | 1065.78 | 2.519 |
gonna die yeah I've already already | 1066.919 | 4.041 |
dropped the most important stuff | 1068.299 | 4.801 |
oh yeah hey I found one right here look | 1070.96 | 5.26 |
Brazil nut but look I mean hold on where | 1073.1 | 4.92 |
you see a Brazil nut yeah like tuck | 1076.22 | 3.78 |
right back in there right back here yeah | 1078.02 | 4.2 |
oh there it is that [ __ ] and eat | 1080.0 | 3.84 |
that back in there eat that [ __ ] so this | 1082.22 | 3.9 |
tree produces one nut tree this size | 1083.84 | 4.62 |
well we've been eating all the nuts okay | 1086.12 | 4.2 |
well I'm just happy it produces anything | 1088.46 | 4.32 |
well one nut is that's not cutting it | 1090.32 | 4.26 |
tree oh here we go where's our Brazil | 1092.78 | 5.399 |
nut no okay really yeah that one right | 1094.58 | 5.58 |
there there we go oh this is a game | 1098.179 | 4.021 |
changer oh God okay I got a drink is | 1100.16 | 3.84 |
there water over here uh there might be | 1102.2 | 3.839 |
some on the fire what about the water | 1104.0 | 3.539 |
yeah | 1106.039 | 2.88 |
what else you need | 1107.539 | 3.121 |
I got another coconut here you need it | 1108.919 | 2.88 |
it's right here on the Ground full | 1110.66 | 3.0 |
coconut uh I don't think the coconut is | 1111.799 | 3.721 |
going to help me I think that uh I got I | 1113.66 | 3.6 |
got scratched by a panther so you need | 1115.52 | 4.019 |
like a bandage or something yeah I think | 1117.26 | 3.72 |
yeah I think I need something we kind of | 1119.539 | 3.181 |
antiseptic properties I don't know if we | 1120.98 | 4.98 |
have anything what do I need I need yeah | 1122.72 | 4.86 |
I'm gonna eat that nut I'm gonna have | 1125.96 | 3.3 |
this snail suit before I lay down last | 1127.58 | 3.54 |
meal you know what I mean what a way to | 1129.26 | 5.36 |
go some snail soup Harvest there we go | 1131.12 | 6.84 |
uh my last request is gonna be Brazil | 1134.62 | 5.52 |
nut | 1137.96 | 2.18 |
I need to be going to bed soon here see | 1140.26 | 5.86 |
my help that's going oh maybe because um | 1144.14 | 3.899 |
I think there's probably some stuff on | 1146.12 | 3.299 |
me I haven't I haven't checked out my | 1148.039 | 3.721 |
body at all today you see any leeches on | 1149.419 | 4.26 |
me and [ __ ] how did this happen where | 1151.76 | 3.84 |
does palm leaf come from someone just | 1153.679 | 4.801 |
throw this palm leaf oh | 1155.6 | 4.8 |
you put this palm leaf here I don't know | 1158.48 | 4.14 |
yeah I just watched you drop it man I'm | 1160.4 | 3.84 |
not carrying a palm leaf around | 1162.62 | 3.72 |
I didn't even know I had a cut I haven't | 1164.24 | 3.66 |
been bleeding this whole time I gave | 1166.34 | 3.839 |
away my bandages but I needed one | 1167.9 | 4.68 |
anybody I don't have a bandage now I | 1170.179 | 4.921 |
don't have one right now [ __ ] okay do I | 1172.58 | 4.5 |
have anything to make Advantage we just | 1175.1 | 3.24 |
need we need to make somebody the medic | 1177.08 | 3.959 |
just go out and gather supplies probably | 1178.34 | 4.38 |
just gonna end up dying because I'm | 1181.039 | 2.88 |
bleeding | 1182.72 | 3.54 |
I should probably drop everything oh man | 1183.919 | 4.741 |
you have this Jaguar cut does not look | 1186.26 | 3.659 |
good guys | 1188.66 | 3.36 |
there's meat here cook this stuff guys | 1189.919 | 4.681 |
oh yeah wow that's good stuff I know all | 1192.02 | 4.38 |
right uh leave my stuff there's a guy | 1194.6 | 3.24 |
over there throwing rocks I'm gonna run | 1196.4 | 2.76 |
away and see if I can try to find a | 1197.84 | 3.36 |
freaking malinara plant yeah good idea | 1199.16 | 4.92 |
oh I don't even know if I can punch I | 1201.2 | 6.359 |
have I mean damn it damn it damn it he's | 1204.08 | 5.94 |
chasing me I'll punch him if if you're | 1207.559 | 3.421 |
just seeing him all you gotta do is | 1210.02 | 2.399 |
punch him once and he'll disappear all | 1210.98 | 4.939 |
right here come on don't run away pal | 1212.419 | 6.601 |
what's the problem he's running away we | 1215.919 | 4.481 |
gotta get organized that's our problem | 1219.02 | 3.12 |
we're not organized yeah we can't get | 1220.4 | 3.659 |
organized I feel like what we really | 1222.14 | 4.26 |
need is a safer spot like I hate this | 1224.059 | 3.661 |
place well we just don't have stuff | 1226.4 | 2.34 |
we're dying because we don't have stuff | 1227.72 | 3.12 |
we're not getting attacked we don't have | 1228.74 | 4.38 |
stuff yeah no we also need stuff but we | 1230.84 | 4.32 |
need stuff in a place that's not hyper | 1233.12 | 4.14 |
exposed like we are here yeah but what's | 1235.16 | 4.44 |
it what's hurting us it's starving to | 1237.26 | 4.02 |
death and being crazy yeah well trust | 1239.6 | 3.54 |
we're gonna find a spot that's gonna be | 1241.28 | 3.779 |
awesome no I'm not set up there we're | 1243.14 | 4.14 |
gonna build a badass base okay and then | 1245.059 | 3.601 |
we're gonna be Kings of the Jungle but | 1247.28 | 4.08 |
like he needs uh like marinara leaves or | 1248.66 | 4.56 |
something oh I'm in trouble like we | 1251.36 | 4.14 |
should die again so he's gonna die again | 1253.22 | 3.839 |
real quick yeah what are you dying from | 1255.5 | 3.72 |
Simon I'm dying because I'm a cut and | 1257.059 | 3.601 |
because I gave away my bandage because | 1259.22 | 3.3 |
he don't have bandages right no we need | 1260.66 | 3.84 |
uh marinara sauce more than anything in | 1262.52 | 4.019 |
this game right now yep and I need a nap | 1264.5 | 5.34 |
so so I'm just gonna die and here's my | 1266.539 | 4.621 |
clean up afterwards it's a mess right | 1269.84 | 2.76 |
here okay yeah he'll get it he dropped | 1271.16 | 3.06 |
it you know for the death oh I need to | 1272.6 | 3.6 |
go pick up my stuff I left all my Spears | 1274.22 | 3.959 |
and my tools over here [ __ ] might as | 1276.2 | 4.62 |
well all right good night you good | 1278.179 | 4.86 |
sermon | 1280.82 | 5.42 |
yeah you're good | 1283.039 | 3.201 |
[Music] | 1293.21 | 8.909 |
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