Valheim - Hiring a MERCENARY!
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Conversation
neebs: Hey Appsro, have you seen that Valheim video where we hire a MERCENARY? It's hilarious!
appsro: Oh yeah, that's my favorite video! I mean, who wouldn't want a mercenary in Valheim to do all the dirty work, right?
neebs: Exactly! I could use a mercenary in real life too, you know, to deal with all the chores and stuff.
appsro: Ha, I bet that mercenary would be busy with all the Cribs episodes we'd have to film in our houses!
Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you haven't already checked out the latest Valheim video, you're in for a treat. In this episode, Appsro is on a mission to build a trading post, while Thick takes on the role of host for a hilarious Cribs-style segment. And to top it all off, the boys are gearing up to face their first boss in the game - Eikthyr!
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The way the guys roleplay their characters and banter back and forth makes you feel like you're right there with them, whether it's Appsro wisely leading the clan or Thick comically stumbling into scrapes. When they face their first boss, the dramatic music swells and you feel the power of this ancient Norse world.
Seeing them develop their village and take on bigger challenges bit by bit is so rewarding. You get invested in their struggles and victories. The top-notch editing and sound design during the action scenes also pulls you right into the battles.
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 0.08 | 5.52 |
| through my spear out there abstro | 2.24 | 3.36 |
| ah i mean like i don't know if my | 6.16 | 3.2 |
| stamina can do it is it best to not | 7.44 | 3.92 |
| sprint is it best to not sprint if | 9.36 | 4.0 |
| you're swimming should i jump first into | 11.36 | 2.56 |
| the water | 13.36 | 1.76 |
| yeah you know what you probably want to | 13.92 | 2.8 |
| build a diving platform and then jump | 15.12 | 2.72 |
| into the water | 16.72 | 3.04 |
| diving platform what yeah you know use | 17.84 | 3.439 |
| your momentum how deep is it i don't i | 19.76 | 2.56 |
| don't see your spear i don't see what | 21.279 | 2.321 |
| you're talking about i see it let's see | 22.32 | 2.08 |
| all right okay so | 23.6 | 3.919 |
| okay stamina stamina i'm not sprinting | 24.4 | 4.24 |
| camera's gonna go down if you're | 27.519 | 2.641 |
| swimming if you stop it's | 28.64 | 3.36 |
| the stamina will stop oh i see it it's | 30.16 | 3.04 |
| actually out there | 32.0 | 2.64 |
| yeah yeah yeah so it's like borderline | 33.2 | 3.44 |
| i'm gonna lose some health but uh okay | 34.64 | 3.439 |
| my stamina is almost | 36.64 | 2.96 |
| yeah right i'm gonna i'm gonna start | 38.079 | 3.601 |
| burning health as soon as i grab it | 39.6 | 4.56 |
| oh hey here look look i i hook you up | 41.68 | 3.68 |
| bro are you making up | 44.16 | 3.04 |
| are you making the thing i'm not making | 45.36 | 3.12 |
| a thing i'm giving you a little bit of | 47.2 | 3.199 |
| stamina here so here have a | 48.48 | 4.719 |
| let me split this up okay here have i | 50.399 | 4.561 |
| have a little neck meat oh i'd love that | 53.199 | 3.2 |
| thank you and then i'll tell you what | 54.96 | 3.2 |
| drink uh yeah have a little bit of that | 56.399 | 3.361 |
| and then maybe eat some uh | 58.16 | 3.12 |
| strawberries i've been out gathering | 59.76 | 3.2 |
| stuff i'm starting to shop okay great oh | 61.28 | 2.8 |
| you're starting to shop | 62.96 | 2.8 |
| yeah starting to shop well that's good | 64.08 | 3.44 |
| to hear i could use some things from | 65.76 | 2.48 |
| shop | 67.52 | 2.24 |
| yeah but if you uh you eat that stuff | 68.24 | 2.96 |
| that'll boost your stamina you should be | 69.76 | 2.96 |
| able to get out there and get your spear | 71.2 | 2.16 |
| okay that should | 72.72 | 3.92 |
| yeah as simple as that let's see i can't | 73.36 | 5.119 |
| eat any more grilled necktail but i can | 76.64 | 3.119 |
| have some of that | 78.479 | 4.64 |
| and some of that oh that feels good | 79.759 | 5.36 |
| that little yellow bar down there pop up | 83.119 | 3.201 |
| yeah okay | 85.119 | 3.441 |
| all right i'm getting it do it i wait | 86.32 | 3.52 |
| for my okay here we go | 88.56 | 4.08 |
| come on baby uh i'm rooting for you go | 89.84 | 3.12 |
| door | 92.64 | 2.72 |
| go i'm going i'm going i'm going oh boy | 92.96 | 4.08 |
| we're down it's going so close so close | 95.36 | 2.32 |
| so close | 97.04 | 3.68 |
| come on back got the spear coming back | 97.68 | 5.68 |
| come on back okay getting down to the | 100.72 | 4.079 |
| last bar of stamina | 103.36 | 4.719 |
| right now come on and we're out of | 104.799 | 4.881 |
| stamina going into the health but we got | 108.079 | 3.921 |
| good health we're good 48 we got this | 109.68 | 5.439 |
| thank you so much thank you | 112.0 | 6.079 |
| i'm glad i showed up i am i really am uh | 115.119 | 3.521 |
| yeah | 118.079 | 2.161 |
| where's that deer now go get you | 118.64 | 3.6 |
| a deer yeah you know and speaking of | 120.24 | 4.159 |
| deer are you ready to fight a boss dora | 122.24 | 5.999 |
| am i yeah a deer boss yes up to your | 124.399 | 5.36 |
| boss | 128.239 | 4.241 |
| yeah we're fighting a deer boss that | 129.759 | 14.081 |
| sounds stupid | 132.48 | 11.36 |
| [Music] | 145.96 | 23.329 |
| we should probably go for those bores | 173.36 | 3.92 |
| huh wait there's boars right here | 175.12 | 4.399 |
| that's a bore right there in it yeah | 177.28 | 4.4 |
| yeah yeah i guess what i need | 179.519 | 5.36 |
| uh boar juice yes i need foreign | 181.68 | 5.199 |
| i'm going to try to get some more juice | 184.879 | 3.041 |
| okay | 186.879 | 3.36 |
| wait what is that i got bow and arrow | 187.92 | 3.76 |
| hello boy | 190.239 | 5.681 |
| whoa hey oh yeah it's on | 191.68 | 8.0 |
| come on i need the juice | 195.92 | 7.44 |
| give me the board juice slice disgusting | 199.68 | 8.0 |
| is that you oh come on come on | 203.36 | 4.32 |
| come on i'm trying i think i got him i | 208.56 | 4.399 |
| just learned some stuff | 211.84 | 3.2 |
| from killing that boar would you learn | 212.959 | 3.121 |
| just kill the boy | 215.04 | 3.119 |
| i killed there was two boars okay i'm | 216.08 | 4.239 |
| gonna run over here now you carry on | 218.159 | 5.121 |
| okay i hope you killed a boar me too i | 220.319 | 3.84 |
| don't think i did | 223.28 | 4.0 |
| but thanks oh being chased by boar | 224.159 | 4.72 |
| memes you see he's great right mommy | 227.28 | 3.76 |
| yeah oh that was yours maybe | 228.879 | 3.761 |
| maybe all right go for them i got you | 231.04 | 3.52 |
| back i'm gonna try but don't run away | 232.64 | 3.04 |
| buddy come on come and | 234.56 | 3.039 |
| keep on chasing with you all right with | 235.68 | 3.6 |
| you come with me okay come with me where | 237.599 | 3.601 |
| is your where is you buddy | 239.28 | 4.239 |
| where is ya you gotta do a call do a | 241.2 | 3.36 |
| boar call okay | 243.519 | 3.681 |
| uh hold on | 244.56 | 2.64 |
| [Music] | 247.47 | 3.11 |
| that not working huh that's a pig hold | 251.2 | 3.119 |
| on | 253.28 | 3.28 |
| right there oh that was the poor thing | 254.319 | 3.92 |
| that was the poor call right at my | 256.56 | 4.239 |
| tucus come on simon come on i'm i'm | 258.239 | 3.52 |
| chasing i'm running | 260.799 | 3.761 |
| it's hard for me to see him on the run | 261.759 | 3.601 |
| come on | 264.56 | 4.0 |
| come on take him down yeah is it right | 265.36 | 3.92 |
| here | 268.56 | 2.8 |
| i can't even see it yeah that bloody | 269.28 | 4.32 |
| spot that's you simon oh is it are we | 271.36 | 2.88 |
| good | 273.6 | 5.52 |
| we're warriors oh yeah i got some raw | 274.24 | 6.88 |
| meat that's all i need just one raw meat | 279.12 | 3.76 |
| i think so you gotta cook it though the | 281.12 | 3.2 |
| night we feast yeah | 282.88 | 3.039 |
| actually i need that to make a bow | 284.32 | 3.599 |
| tonight we make bones | 285.919 | 11.921 |
| yes and love | 287.919 | 9.921 |
| [Music] | 301.13 | 6.35 |
| oh hey what's going on guys thick44 here | 308.24 | 3.92 |
| welcome to | 311.28 | 3.44 |
| valheim cribs this is my first crib uh | 312.16 | 3.599 |
| come on in | 314.72 | 2.88 |
| as you can see it's pretty crude but | 315.759 | 3.841 |
| pretty heavily enforced with lots of | 317.6 | 3.84 |
| beams and wood and beams and wood | 319.6 | 4.159 |
| over here i have a chest i keep things | 321.44 | 4.08 |
| in it keep things in it | 323.759 | 3.28 |
| got a crafting bench along with a | 325.52 | 3.679 |
| chopping block so i've upgraded my | 327.039 | 3.921 |
| crafting bench by putting a chopping | 329.199 | 3.28 |
| block there which allows me to make more | 330.96 | 1.92 |
| things | 332.479 | 1.921 |
| this right here is a bed if you don't | 332.88 | 3.039 |
| know what uh beds do go | 334.4 | 2.96 |
| smack yourself in the head with a hammer | 335.919 | 3.681 |
| idiot i just learned some stuff | 337.36 | 4.96 |
| out here is the backyard also known as | 339.6 | 3.52 |
| the ocean | 342.32 | 3.92 |
| the ocean is my yard ocean yard pretty | 343.12 | 4.639 |
| soon i'm going to be adding on | 346.24 | 4.16 |
| building all sorts of things hold on i | 347.759 | 3.041 |
| see | 350.4 | 4.0 |
| i see a bird over here as you know i get | 350.8 | 6.8 |
| pretty distracted by things boom | 354.4 | 6.0 |
| boom and what shall i make with these | 357.6 | 3.439 |
| feathers | 360.4 | 2.88 |
| that i got from the bird well i'll tell | 361.039 | 3.761 |
| you i'm gonna make | 363.28 | 4.0 |
| some flaming arrows that's right that's | 364.8 | 3.36 |
| what we do here | 367.28 | 4.96 |
| uh valham cribs so anyways i'm pick 44. | 368.16 | 4.92 |
| you're not | 372.24 | 4.0 |
| [Music] | 373.08 | 3.16 |
| napes yeah that's a one star deer what's | 378.4 | 3.44 |
| that mean | 381.199 | 1.84 |
| i mean you could probably get a trophy | 381.84 | 2.96 |
| from that guy uh usually with deer you | 383.039 | 2.801 |
| want more points | 384.8 | 3.839 |
| like a eight point you should oh all | 385.84 | 4.56 |
| right i got him but yeah he's a toughie | 388.639 | 3.521 |
| yep you gotta eat him again come on | 390.4 | 3.12 |
| chase his own knees on | 392.16 | 4.8 |
| okay here we go baby looks like your | 393.52 | 4.72 |
| arrow's dropped a bit | 396.96 | 5.44 |
| no i got him but yeah oh yeah he's quick | 398.24 | 5.04 |
| he's quick | 402.4 | 3.919 |
| yep he's a deer i'm not quick i need my | 403.28 | 4.4 |
| food | 406.319 | 3.6 |
| i'm running slow i'm trying i'm getting | 407.68 | 3.44 |
| lost in the woods here | 409.919 | 4.801 |
| yep oh come on | 411.12 | 5.68 |
| come on get it get it get him get him oh | 414.72 | 3.44 |
| man oh it's | 416.8 | 4.32 |
| dark oh i got more stamina i think | 418.16 | 4.319 |
| that'd make you run slower because of | 421.12 | 3.359 |
| cramps and stuff | 422.479 | 4.481 |
| oh okay others on this thing yeah he's | 424.479 | 4.16 |
| still behind me oh he's out in the field | 426.96 | 3.76 |
| i'm behind you might be my chance come | 428.639 | 3.28 |
| on come on | 430.72 | 4.4 |
| yeah it's far away not you off we | 431.919 | 4.161 |
| need the other one | 435.12 | 4.56 |
| yeah the one star you getting some hits | 436.08 | 5.92 |
| yeah no not really he man he's squirrely | 439.68 | 4.16 |
| i think he may have gotten away | 442.0 | 4.24 |
| damn it all right but uh i know which | 443.84 | 3.199 |
| way he went | 446.24 | 3.12 |
| so i'm hunting boy we're getting far | 447.039 | 4.0 |
| from home yeah i don't care yeah we're | 449.36 | 2.88 |
| out here in the middle of the night it's | 451.039 | 2.401 |
| probably stupid | 452.24 | 3.679 |
| yeah oh there you are there you are | 453.44 | 3.44 |
| still keep still neat | 455.919 | 4.481 |
| okay nope no he's still running oh i got | 456.88 | 5.2 |
| him yeah god damn i got him | 460.4 | 4.799 |
| okay shot in the dark baby | 462.08 | 4.88 |
| oh man come on come on give me some good | 465.199 | 3.28 |
| give me some good yeah got me | 466.96 | 3.2 |
| some deer hide four raw meat | 468.479 | 4.081 |
| no trophy no trophy but still why are we | 470.16 | 3.28 |
| excited again | 472.56 | 4.079 |
| we got a one star deer huh bragging | 473.44 | 4.56 |
| rights yeah bragging rights | 476.639 | 3.041 |
| i'm hanging that on my wall and | 478.0 | 3.28 |
| it's morning time look at this | 479.68 | 4.48 |
| uh-huh you've been out this far uh nope | 481.28 | 3.84 |
| it's all new to me | 484.16 | 2.64 |
| but it looks the same yeah it's the | 485.12 | 4.0 |
| meadows way to go the dark dark forest | 486.8 | 3.679 |
| you'll have a good time there neebs i | 489.12 | 5.04 |
| assure you sounds like a place i'd like | 490.479 | 3.681 |
| you have no idea the hell it awaits us | 494.72 | 3.919 |
| looking to me i gotta cook some meat i'm | 501.759 | 5.521 |
| excited | 506.16 | 4.56 |
| to cook some meat simon | 507.28 | 6.639 |
| yeah i just made a bow oh | 510.72 | 5.36 |
| good for you i'm looking forward to | 513.919 | 3.68 |
| making a bow but i'm gonna cook some | 516.08 | 3.199 |
| meat so hold on this says cook | 517.599 | 5.521 |
| item e so sure okay that's my first | 519.279 | 5.521 |
| meat cooking and then wait and watch | 523.12 | 3.12 |
| that meat and it tells you when it's | 524.8 | 3.12 |
| done you gotta watch it you know oh i'm | 526.24 | 3.039 |
| gonna watch it you know what it reminds | 527.92 | 2.32 |
| me of | 529.279 | 2.801 |
| you know that meat no the meat that you | 530.24 | 4.0 |
| know uh when you get a girl | 532.08 | 4.24 |
| oh man and they're just carving that the | 534.24 | 4.8 |
| lamb and the beast | 536.32 | 2.72 |
| oh god it's so good and you know what | 540.72 | 4.88 |
| there's places that'll sell you the the | 543.76 | 3.199 |
| meat and it's already like | 545.6 | 3.52 |
| pre-cut in little there you go you | 546.959 | 3.521 |
| cheating son of a | 549.12 | 4.8 |
| that's not real don't try to fool me | 550.48 | 6.0 |
| yeah let me see you shave that sweet | 553.92 | 4.96 |
| almost gelatinous squishy | 556.48 | 5.68 |
| ah foamy looking meat in my mouth | 558.88 | 4.72 |
| i'm gonna hit this little right | 562.16 | 3.04 |
| here oh you | 563.6 | 4.0 |
| know i'm not god i'm done oh i have | 565.2 | 3.92 |
| finished thank you | 567.6 | 3.44 |
| oh wait oh do i have an arrow on now do | 569.12 | 3.36 |
| i have an arrow yep | 571.04 | 3.12 |
| i improved bows just by shooting that | 572.48 | 3.919 |
| rock can you grab the arrow can i grab | 574.16 | 3.28 |
| the air out of the rock | 576.399 | 2.801 |
| that's some that is some | 577.44 | 3.36 |
| i don't even know if i got meat | 579.2 | 3.36 |
| out of that by the way that i hope i got | 580.8 | 2.24 |
| meat | 582.56 | 2.0 |
| i thought i was enjoying this game and | 583.04 | 3.12 |
| now i do not enjoy this game | 584.56 | 3.68 |
| wow i just lost that meat did you tell | 586.16 | 3.84 |
| me i didn't even get any of that meat | 588.24 | 3.92 |
| it just got some coal or something | 590.0 | 4.0 |
| things went south real quick for us | 592.16 | 2.239 |
| simon | 594.0 | 3.12 |
| son of a i almost raised orgasm | 594.399 | 3.521 |
| and then and then | 597.12 | 3.04 |
| boom oh me too now i'm just flopping | 597.92 | 3.84 |
| about yeah come on come over here i'll | 600.16 | 2.56 |
| give you handy | 601.76 | 5.84 |
| no i'm good okay i'll take one | 602.72 | 4.88 |
| oh yeah they're coming back oh you're | 612.0 | 4.079 |
| throwing rocks at him you're gonna throw | 614.56 | 2.719 |
| rocks at a skeleton | 616.079 | 2.641 |
| that's how you're gonna do it where you | 617.279 | 2.881 |
| gonna go where you gonna go you're not | 618.72 | 3.2 |
| getting into that skeleton's house | 620.16 | 3.52 |
| oh now you got a buddy he's coming in | 621.92 | 3.84 |
| too what are you guys gonna do | 623.68 | 4.24 |
| his cousins are gonna eat you beat you | 625.76 | 3.92 |
| alive | 627.92 | 4.08 |
| you've just given up oh nope now now | 629.68 | 3.36 |
| you're back in it oh | 632.0 | 3.279 |
| you just got your ass hit yeah that | 633.04 | 3.919 |
| skeleton at the front gate | 635.279 | 3.12 |
| he's not messing around he's just | 636.959 | 3.281 |
| swinging look at him swinging | 638.399 | 5.281 |
| oh okay hey little he got a hit in | 640.24 | 6.4 |
| oh man do i even want to go in here kind | 643.68 | 4.96 |
| of do but | 646.64 | 5.68 |
| i got a club and a shield | 648.64 | 3.68 |
| really stupid to go in here oh hey hey i | 652.399 | 3.361 |
| didn't know you were coming over here | 654.56 | 3.519 |
| you fight no skeletons i mean fight me | 655.76 | 3.44 |
| if you want to it's a | 658.079 | 4.401 |
| death sentence okay all right | 659.2 | 3.6 |
| you know | 662.48 | 4.08 |
| what i'm gonna peek oh we just got him | 662.8 | 6.24 |
| oh it's his buddy get in there get him | 666.56 | 3.68 |
| get him | 669.04 | 4.4 |
| oh skeleton wins the round | 670.24 | 6.719 |
| okay skeletons one grey dwarfs zero | 673.44 | 6.639 |
| now can i take these skeletons and claim | 676.959 | 4.961 |
| their castle for my own | 680.079 | 3.601 |
| this is stupid isn't it this is stupid | 681.92 | 3.68 |
| what i'm doing let's see let me get some | 683.68 | 3.44 |
| distance | 685.6 | 3.359 |
| it's too early to be around in a | 687.12 | 4.0 |
| dark forest okay | 688.959 | 4.161 |
| here we go oh yeah it helps down a | 691.12 | 3.279 |
| little bit | 693.12 | 2.959 |
| oh yeah there you go how you like that | 694.399 | 4.0 |
| buddy okay nope | 696.079 | 3.76 |
| your health's low though peek your | 698.399 | 3.041 |
| little damn head out | 699.839 | 5.041 |
| come on peek boom | 701.44 | 5.519 |
| some all right i know you got a | 704.88 | 3.76 |
| buddy in there i seen him | 706.959 | 3.361 |
| raid this castle where's your | 708.64 | 4.96 |
| pal huh oh yeah there's your pal come on | 710.32 | 5.04 |
| oh that's a mess come on yeah stay right | 713.6 | 3.52 |
| there stay right there boom how you like | 715.36 | 2.159 |
| that | 717.12 | 3.36 |
| pay like that come on come on come on | 717.519 | 4.241 |
| come on oh yeah you want to hide you're | 720.48 | 3.039 |
| going to hide in there you piece of | 721.76 | 3.519 |
| oh i should probably eat yeah mushroom | 723.519 | 3.281 |
| now yeah get my | 725.279 | 3.921 |
| health back up that's how you survive | 726.8 | 4.0 |
| out here in the wild | 729.2 | 2.8 |
| oh you're stuck you don't even know how | 730.8 | 2.96 |
| to come out your own damn stairs god | 732.0 | 2.72 |
| you're stupid | 733.76 | 4.48 |
| come on come on oh i want you so bad | 734.72 | 7.679 |
| i watch it so bad boom okay one more hit | 738.24 | 7.36 |
| one more hit come on | 742.399 | 5.841 |
| all right i'm going in i'm going in i'm | 745.6 | 5.76 |
| i'm coming in after your ass | 748.24 | 3.12 |
| come on bring it on | 751.68 | 2.88 |
| oh man yes got me some skeleton | 754.72 | 3.76 |
| fragments | 757.6 | 3.44 |
| ooh now what's up top of this hopefully | 758.48 | 4.159 |
| good treasure | 761.04 | 4.0 |
| oh it is stupid coming out to the dark | 762.639 | 3.44 |
| forest though | 765.04 | 2.96 |
| black forest dark forest something | 766.079 | 3.681 |
| anything up here nothing but hey pretty | 768.0 | 3.04 |
| good look out | 769.76 | 4.319 |
| and i got some skeleton fragments okay | 771.04 | 4.88 |
| victory oh it's getting late i'm heading | 774.079 | 3.521 |
| home i'm heading home | 775.92 | 11.919 |
| got a shot to maintain | 777.6 | 10.239 |
| man these pigs are a lot harder | 789.04 | 6.0 |
| than i thought they were going to be | 792.16 | 3.76 |
| yeah | 795.04 | 3.2 |
| yeah hey did you get anything simon here | 795.92 | 3.2 |
| i cooked the meat | 798.24 | 3.76 |
| there's three uh pig pig things oh you | 799.12 | 4.719 |
| just gave me pig things thank you so | 802.0 | 3.519 |
| much wait a second let me see oh so i | 803.839 | 2.961 |
| could eat these | 805.519 | 3.681 |
| oh yes wait a second you gotta eat | 806.8 | 3.839 |
| vegetables too you can't just eat meat | 809.2 | 2.4 |
| in this game | 810.639 | 3.44 |
| well that's fun you can but i'm trying | 811.6 | 3.76 |
| good yeah you could | 814.079 | 3.361 |
| i'm trying to put it in how do i eat it | 815.36 | 3.44 |
| i'm trying to put it in my slot but it | 817.44 | 2.399 |
| doesn't wanted me to | 818.8 | 3.36 |
| drop it there hey just right click on it | 819.839 | 5.521 |
| you don't need to put it in a slideshow | 822.16 | 3.2 |
| yay i'll take it i'll take it thank you | 825.399 | 3.88 |
| sir | 828.8 | 3.36 |
| you're welcome so the bow is what eight | 829.279 | 3.841 |
| eight | 832.16 | 3.359 |
| eight eight hide and i got uh i guess i | 833.12 | 4.64 |
| got wait a second i have leather scraps | 835.519 | 4.161 |
| i do have leather scraps | 837.76 | 4.319 |
| one i'll give you two more if you want | 839.68 | 4.64 |
| oh of course how many do you said i need | 842.079 | 2.801 |
| eight | 844.32 | 2.639 |
| i think so oh wait yes i i grabbed them | 844.88 | 3.199 |
| here you go all right | 846.959 | 2.32 |
| actually i'll give you mine too that | 848.079 | 2.961 |
| that puts you it did i get they go to me | 849.279 | 2.161 |
| again | 851.04 | 2.88 |
| nope you got it i've got seven now i | 851.44 | 3.839 |
| just need one more | 853.92 | 5.44 |
| oh i got one oh yeah come here here come | 855.279 | 5.92 |
| over to my shop it takes a village | 859.36 | 3.12 |
| takes a village to raise assignment | 861.199 | 3.121 |
| rallies that's right i know | 862.48 | 5.359 |
| we all know that welcome to absorb shop | 864.32 | 5.199 |
| simon uh what would you like to purchase | 867.839 | 4.0 |
| today oh perfect uh i would like to | 869.519 | 3.201 |
| purchase | 871.839 | 4.161 |
| um i'm looking for just one leather | 872.72 | 4.16 |
| scrap | 876.0 | 2.56 |
| okay you got a 20 wood what are you | 876.88 | 3.6 |
| going to trade hell i'll give you | 878.56 | 4.639 |
| i'll give you 34 wood 34 wood you know | 880.48 | 4.0 |
| what for that for that amount i'll give | 883.199 | 2.88 |
| you two leather scraps i like it i'll | 884.48 | 3.28 |
| take it so how do i uh | 886.079 | 4.241 |
| drop a drop of drew do i do that yeah | 887.76 | 4.96 |
| there you go and then you know what i'll | 890.32 | 5.68 |
| give you two bam there you go oh | 892.72 | 5.04 |
| this is nice hey listen you got any | 896.0 | 2.95 |
| ladies back there | 897.76 | 2.48 |
| [Applause] | 898.95 | 5.449 |
| no good you passed the test | 900.24 | 6.88 |
| prostitution's horrible unless of course | 904.399 | 3.44 |
| it's legal | 907.12 | 2.399 |
| and they do it themselves and they make | 907.839 | 5.12 |
| good money yeah and they're | 909.519 | 3.44 |
| [Music] | 914.81 | 3.14 |
| but there's somebody else here right now | 918.32 | 3.199 |
| and i like privacy what i'm saying | 919.6 | 4.72 |
| okay see you later hey what's up how | 921.519 | 5.44 |
| much i've been hunting | 924.32 | 3.759 |
| i know you guys were talking about | 926.959 | 3.361 |
| wanting bows and i've got a bunch of | 928.079 | 4.641 |
| deer hide is it deer hide that you need | 930.32 | 3.199 |
| oh you need uh | 932.72 | 3.28 |
| it's just leather scraps of scraps i | 933.519 | 4.32 |
| have 14 leather scraps | 936.0 | 4.48 |
| well don't worry i'll i'll i'm sure need | 937.839 | 4.321 |
| them at some point but i think | 940.48 | 3.68 |
| no no no i won't i'm going to need them | 942.16 | 4.0 |
| at some point who needs them now | 944.16 | 4.96 |
| neebs neebs does names need them why are | 946.16 | 4.32 |
| you sneaking | 949.12 | 3.92 |
| oh is that sneaking why are you yeah you | 950.48 | 3.599 |
| were sneaking why | 953.04 | 2.96 |
| yeah i was sneaking oh yeah look at this | 954.079 | 4.241 |
| crude bow baby oh wait it says i need 10 | 956.0 | 4.079 |
| wood i gave you my wood i can't | 958.32 | 5.36 |
| get it do it man simon here | 960.079 | 8.691 |
| take some wood | 963.68 | 11.04 |
| [Music] | 968.77 | 8.749 |
| everybody here yeah uh yeah yeah yeah | 974.72 | 4.32 |
| yeah i'm ready to fight this thing if i | 977.519 | 2.081 |
| could just | 979.04 | 2.159 |
| uh get some berries i think absolutely | 979.6 | 3.039 |
| might have berries for sale | 981.199 | 4.401 |
| i think so oh yeah listen i just found a | 982.639 | 4.56 |
| berry i found a blueberry in my | 985.6 | 3.44 |
| inventory i was so surprised my health | 987.199 | 3.841 |
| is at 70. i feel like a new man | 989.04 | 3.919 |
| well welcome welcome welcome to the shop | 991.04 | 3.599 |
| y'all | 992.959 | 3.281 |
| got berries yeah what are you gonna | 994.639 | 3.281 |
| trade fair trades around here fair | 996.24 | 2.399 |
| trades only | 997.92 | 2.96 |
| i got uh are you going to do the fight | 998.639 | 3.041 |
| with us uh | 1000.88 | 2.72 |
| maybe you need mercenary services that's | 1001.68 | 3.04 |
| the window to the right there's a | 1003.6 | 1.599 |
| difference | 1004.72 | 3.359 |
| oh boy i got dandy lions you have women | 1005.199 | 3.521 |
| back there | 1008.079 | 4.081 |
| by chance no no women okay dandelion not | 1008.72 | 5.039 |
| interested in dandelion i got | 1012.16 | 6.16 |
| uh got a deer hide oh deer hut i'll take | 1013.759 | 9.041 |
| okay fair trade for berries okay oh yes | 1018.32 | 6.08 |
| that's uh probably about 25 berries | 1022.8 | 3.44 |
| worth it all right i think he took my | 1024.4 | 2.799 |
| berries what | 1026.24 | 3.439 |
| did you say 25 berries that's a lot of | 1027.199 | 4.64 |
| berries yeah what's a bear trey | 1029.679 | 4.16 |
| that's a lot of berries listen i'd love | 1031.839 | 3.2 |
| to have some berries too | 1033.839 | 3.041 |
| you got any deer head hey no but i do | 1035.039 | 3.52 |
| have some rocks | 1036.88 | 3.919 |
| sir this sucks here hello hello | 1038.559 | 4.161 |
| mercenaries the wrong window sir | 1040.799 | 4.16 |
| oh all right what what can i can i get | 1042.72 | 3.44 |
| one berry | 1044.959 | 3.12 |
| and and uh what are the what's the other | 1046.16 | 3.6 |
| food besides meat and berries what's the | 1048.079 | 3.84 |
| other one mushrooms mushrooms yeah | 1049.76 | 4.0 |
| yeah i do have a few mushrooms pretty | 1051.919 | 3.12 |
| low stock on mushrooms though | 1053.76 | 2.48 |
| all right so what kind of do you need | 1055.039 | 2.801 |
| for a mushroom i don't know what do you | 1056.24 | 2.96 |
| got i'll give you uh | 1057.84 | 4.88 |
| i'll give you uh two lumps of coal | 1059.2 | 5.12 |
| okay for that i'd give you five | 1062.72 | 3.36 |
| mushrooms oh best | 1064.32 | 3.84 |
| best deal of the day you burnt food | 1066.08 | 3.28 |
| worth something yeah | 1068.16 | 3.36 |
| oh yeah no it will be soon a little help | 1069.36 | 3.52 |
| here a little bit of help over here | 1071.52 | 1.68 |
| please | 1072.88 | 2.48 |
| all right yeah ho ho hold on i'd like | 1073.2 | 3.92 |
| something though we're at the fair trade | 1075.36 | 2.48 |
| window | 1077.12 | 2.16 |
| right now hold on sir you have to be | 1077.84 | 4.0 |
| right with me | 1079.28 | 2.56 |
| somebody pick them up figure it out what | 1082.0 | 3.52 |
| do you want what do you want dave i'll | 1083.919 | 2.481 |
| check | 1085.52 | 4.08 |
| feathers feathers let's see oh let's see | 1086.4 | 4.24 |
| yeah a little low on | 1089.6 | 2.16 |
| feathers right now let me check my | 1090.64 | 2.56 |
| inventory all right all right i think | 1091.76 | 3.12 |
| thick got your mushrooms maybe i'll give | 1093.2 | 2.8 |
| you some mushrooms | 1094.88 | 2.799 |
| thick you got mine oh i just threw | 1096.0 | 3.28 |
| them over there give me i'm taking them | 1097.679 | 2.561 |
| i dig them thank you | 1099.28 | 2.96 |
| i just booked come on all right | 1100.24 | 3.84 |
| appreciate that i got uh i got six | 1102.24 | 2.96 |
| feathers well what do you give me for | 1104.08 | 1.76 |
| that thing ooh | 1105.2 | 3.12 |
| six feathers you got a deer hide two but | 1105.84 | 3.6 |
| that's a lot for | 1108.32 | 2.56 |
| yeah give me two deer hide i'll give you | 1109.44 | 3.04 |
| the six feathers there you go all right | 1110.88 | 2.88 |
| there you go there you go all right now | 1112.48 | 2.88 |
| hold on let me all right if everybody | 1113.76 | 3.039 |
| said it let me talk to this customer no | 1115.36 | 1.92 |
| no no | 1116.799 | 2.561 |
| my mushrooms i never got my mushrooms | 1117.28 | 3.519 |
| okay you figured out i gave you the | 1119.36 | 3.12 |
| mushroom but then he threw him back over | 1120.799 | 3.041 |
| there and then | 1122.48 | 3.28 |
| hey get your lottery ticket some other | 1123.84 | 3.36 |
| time dick | 1125.76 | 4.159 |
| wow hey how are you is this the right | 1127.2 | 4.64 |
| window | 1129.919 | 5.521 |
| yep mercenary services oh | 1131.84 | 5.44 |
| you wanna go fight the the boss with us | 1135.44 | 4.08 |
| maybe suppose i couldn't that's gonna | 1137.28 | 3.44 |
| ghost you | 1139.52 | 3.76 |
| i got some mushrooms for you i'll take | 1140.72 | 4.079 |
| them son of a | 1143.28 | 5.56 |
| there want my mushrooms back i just woke | 1144.799 | 6.321 |
| up | 1148.84 | 4.52 |
| it has been my pleasure thank you sir | 1151.12 | 3.76 |
| all right let's gear up | 1153.36 | 4.72 |
| yeah absolutely i had 15 of them | 1154.88 | 5.039 |
| absolutely please friend wants mushrooms | 1158.08 | 3.36 |
| please please absorb | 1159.919 | 6.081 |
| please shop's closed you gotta fight | 1161.44 | 8.4 |
| i just need one mushroom | 1166.0 | 3.84 |
| seriously give me a mushroom | 1170.24 | 3.2 |
| hello uh | 1175.2 | 4.64 |
| are you leading the way thick sure let's | 1180.16 | 3.2 |
| go all right | 1182.4 | 2.88 |
| okay can't wait to kill this thing oh | 1183.36 | 5.12 |
| little guy coming over here | 1185.28 | 3.2 |
| he just wants a morning hug | 1190.0 | 3.12 |
| oh hey fox cleared out nice good okay | 1195.44 | 6.96 |
| it's at the top of this little mound | 1200.08 | 3.2 |
| here | 1202.4 | 4.159 |
| i like that word mound | 1203.28 | 5.279 |
| here we go try not to get wet if you get | 1206.559 | 3.921 |
| wet it's going to mess up your uh | 1208.559 | 3.841 |
| stamina it'll be hard to not get wet | 1210.48 | 3.92 |
| yeah i just got to jump that | 1212.4 | 5.6 |
| two minutes of wet oh man yeah oh man | 1214.4 | 4.96 |
| i bought them berries those berries | 1218.0 | 3.84 |
| right here yeah you paid for convenience | 1219.36 | 5.439 |
| berries all right this is the place oh | 1221.84 | 4.56 |
| all right everybody ready | 1224.799 | 3.521 |
| everybody gather round gather round all | 1226.4 | 3.279 |
| right i think you got enough deer heads | 1228.32 | 7.52 |
| i believe so | 1229.679 | 6.161 |
| [Music] | 1240.02 | 3.74 |
| all right good good good good all right | 1241.6 | 3.12 |
| here we go | 1243.76 | 4.72 |
| uh yeah dear god uh we we | 1244.72 | 5.76 |
| give you this offering in order for you | 1248.48 | 3.04 |
| to appear and | 1250.48 | 3.12 |
| us to kill you and get powers here we go | 1251.52 | 3.68 |
| right dear god or | 1253.6 | 4.16 |
| dear god i think his name is it fear | 1255.2 | 3.52 |
| kind of | 1257.76 | 6.08 |
| come with thee or something like that oh | 1258.72 | 5.12 |
| that smells good it's not bad | 1266.24 | 11.6 |
| all right | 1270.159 | 7.681 |
| [Applause] | 1280.24 | 4.319 |
| [Music] | 1281.13 | 3.429 |
| here we oh go | 1301.52 | 5.519 |
| oh yeah okay so he has a white yeah he | 1304.64 | 4.08 |
| has a stump he's got stomps | 1307.039 | 4.481 |
| spear you know kind of has a wide area | 1308.72 | 4.56 |
| of attack | 1311.52 | 7.12 |
| oh he's looking at me | 1313.28 | 8.32 |
| oh no get away from me you little | 1318.64 | 3.76 |
| i don't | 1321.6 | 2.88 |
| see his health barred it's like not | 1322.4 | 4.399 |
| existent i don't see it oh it's fine | 1324.48 | 4.88 |
| oh no okay all right i'm having a i'm | 1326.799 | 3.76 |
| having a little glitch then | 1329.36 | 4.0 |
| i'm doing great here we go come on come | 1330.559 | 3.521 |
| on come get | 1333.36 | 4.24 |
| get you some big 44. you can't | 1334.08 | 6.32 |
| oh bro i can respawn and do this some | 1337.6 | 3.52 |
| more huh | 1340.4 | 2.24 |
| yeah that thing took me out with like | 1341.12 | 4.96 |
| one blow yep it'll do it | 1342.64 | 3.44 |
| watch out simon get out of there i got | 1357.6 | 4.959 |
| it i got to move | 1359.44 | 3.119 |
| oh yeah get him door a couple shots in | 1363.679 | 4.321 |
| him smell his blood | 1366.08 | 3.44 |
| be great if he ran into the water he | 1368.0 | 3.12 |
| just electrocuted himself you know what | 1369.52 | 5.039 |
| with those crazy ass antlers | 1371.12 | 3.439 |
| what's his health that thick i can't see | 1386.88 | 3.6 |
| it a little less than halfway | 1388.559 | 3.6 |
| oh that's a halfway all right we're | 1390.48 | 5.36 |
| doing good keep cutting this oh boy | 1392.159 | 3.681 |
| ah that spear out again he looks crazy | 1397.84 | 6.079 |
| he does look crazy | 1401.76 | 4.88 |
| i hit him from here watch out yeah there | 1403.919 | 4.0 |
| we go | 1406.64 | 4.399 |
| oh i got zapped i got zapped oh that | 1407.919 | 5.921 |
| oh oh he's on my butt oh my | 1411.039 | 4.321 |
| remember to eat if you see any of your | 1413.84 | 2.56 |
| food places | 1415.36 | 3.84 |
| he's right there can i get out of water | 1416.4 | 4.639 |
| in this game just get out of the water | 1419.2 | 4.079 |
| he's going well watch out he's gonna do | 1421.039 | 4.161 |
| it there you go | 1423.279 | 8.561 |
| get him i'm trying | 1425.2 | 6.64 |
| oh yeah he's going down we got this guy | 1441.84 | 5.92 |
| oh we got a one there's a board we got a | 1445.919 | 3.12 |
| four we got a one more | 1447.76 | 2.96 |
| i'll take care of the damn board all | 1449.039 | 4.321 |
| right i'll take care of the deer | 1450.72 | 9.12 |
| oh you hey i'm in the creek | 1453.36 | 6.48 |
| together brothers and arms | 1468.159 | 5.681 |
| [Music] | 1474.65 | 3.119 |
| [Applause] | 1478.89 | 3.399 |
| oh there it is there it is get the head | 1484.88 | 3.76 |
| got all the goodies good for you yeah | 1486.799 | 2.641 |
| all right | 1488.64 | 3.84 |
| thick did you get the head i did yep all | 1489.44 | 4.56 |
| right all right everybody follow the | 1492.48 | 2.64 |
| thick and me | 1494.0 | 3.76 |
| let's go oh yeah we gotta go uh we're | 1495.12 | 3.679 |
| gonna go this way | 1497.76 | 2.88 |
| yeah that's my spear somewhere but great | 1498.799 | 4.24 |
| job everyone anybody see a spear okay | 1500.64 | 4.24 |
| did you lose that damn spear again i | 1503.039 | 3.361 |
| don't know whatever i'll make another | 1504.88 | 2.49 |
| one | 1506.4 | 5.92 |
| [Music] | 1507.37 | 8.15 |
| all right oh yeah here we go | 1512.32 | 6.88 |
| yes this one right here hang his | 1515.52 | 6.399 |
| head thick | 1519.2 | 2.719 |
| and now we get special powers yeah if | 1522.799 | 4.321 |
| everyone goes up and rub the deer head | 1525.52 | 2.639 |
| it'll give us all | 1527.12 | 4.88 |
| the power of acting i like that | 1528.159 | 6.4 |
| so yeah now so like oh yep hey hugging | 1532.0 | 4.559 |
| yeah please just just jump right in | 1534.559 | 3.921 |
| tidings you won't shut the hell up so | 1536.559 | 3.521 |
| all right now here's how these powers | 1538.48 | 2.16 |
| work | 1540.08 | 1.92 |
| it's kind of a there's an activation | 1540.64 | 3.12 |
| area we can all benefit from one person | 1542.0 | 4.96 |
| using their power some nibs | 1543.76 | 3.2 |
| what am i talking about guys | 1547.039 | 3.201 |
| they gave it to all of us oh really yeah | 1552.72 | 3.28 |
| but what | 1555.52 | 2.639 |
| what yeah that gives us a real big | 1556.0 | 4.24 |
| stamina boost yeah i can do that | 1558.159 | 3.76 |
| after the cooldown uh yeah there's a | 1560.24 | 2.96 |
| little cool down you probably see a | 1561.919 | 2.481 |
| little number up the top right | 1563.2 | 3.12 |
| yep it's a good care yeah well actually | 1564.4 | 3.04 |
| there's a number at the bottom left | 1566.32 | 2.32 |
| that's the time that you could really | 1567.44 | 2.56 |
| use it but that's the | 1568.64 | 2.72 |
| time at the top right that's how long | 1570.0 | 4.159 |
| you have the power oh | 1571.36 | 5.679 |
| yeah that's more important do we have to | 1574.159 | 4.081 |
| be within like uh | 1577.039 | 3.12 |
| distance or does it happen to just | 1578.24 | 3.2 |
| everybody that's | 1580.159 | 3.041 |
| no yeah you have to be around each other | 1581.44 | 3.28 |
| all right it's best to get together | 1583.2 | 3.68 |
| and then do the power boom power love | 1584.72 | 3.76 |
| now we can run fast i'm running fast | 1586.88 | 2.08 |
| back home | 1588.48 | 3.52 |
| hey hey hey | 1588.96 | 3.04 |
| good job guys good job yeah i got your | 1592.48 | 4.0 |
| spear doraleous | 1594.96 | 5.199 |
| oh sweet yeah that was the easy part | 1596.48 | 7.52 |
| now shit's about to get real oh god we | 1600.159 | 6.4 |
| are | 1604.0 | 2.559 |
| hopefully | 1610.84 | 1.54 |
| [Applause] | 1611.87 | 4.919 |
| [Music] | 1612.38 | 4.409 |
| [Music] | 1618.92 | 4.099 |
| oh | 1624.84 | 3.0 |
| you | 1631.2 | 2.079 |
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