Valheim - Caves, Crypts, and CONSTANT Death

Hey guys, buckle up because today's Valheim video from Neebs Gaming is an absolute rollercoaster of emotions. The crew is on a mission to fi...
Valheim - Caves, Crypts, and CONSTANT Death
Valheim - Caves, Crypts, and CONSTANT Death

Valheim - Caves, Crypts, and CONSTANT Death

Neebs Gaming

Why this video rocks!
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!

This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.


neebs: Oh man, this video is pure gold! I mean, who doesn't love watching us die over and over again in Valheim?

simon: Haha, yeah, it's hilarious! Constant death is our specialty, especially when we can't even find that 'schmemecor' thingy!

appsro: I still can't believe we thought a 'sampernickle' was a red cube! But hey, it's all part of the fun in Valheim, right?

neebs: Absolutely! It's all about the journey, even if that journey involves getting wrecked in caves and crypts. Good times, good times.

Hey guys, buckle up because today's Valheim video from Neebs Gaming is an absolute rollercoaster of emotions. The crew is on a mission to find something... a schmemecor? A spurtling bore? A sampernickle? Honestly, I have no idea what they're looking for, but it's bound to be hilarious watching them try to figure it out.

If you're a fan of Valheim, you definitely need to check out their playlist for more epic adventures in the game. The link is right there in the description, so go ahead and hit play for some quality entertainment.

And can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Neebs Gaming has their own coffee now? How cool is that? I can only imagine the kind of energy boost you'd get from sipping on some Neebs Gaming Coffee while watching their videos. It's like a match made in heaven.

I love how they always make sure to give credit to the music they use in their videos. It really shows their attention to detail and respect for other artists. Plus, the music they choose is always on point and really adds to the overall vibe of the video. So, shoutout to all the talented musicians featured in this Valheim video.

Overall, this Valheim video is a wild ride from start to finish. The Neebs Gaming crew never fails to entertain, and I can't wait to see what other shenanigans they get into next. If you're a fan of their content, make sure to hit that subscribe button and join the Neebs Gaming community. Trust me, you won't regret it.

The Game

You definitely should check it out!

Man, have you seen Neebs Gaming's Valheim series? It's honestly the most entertaining way to experience that game outside of playing it yourself. Their cinematic style really pulls you into the Viking survival world in a way that makes you feel like you're right there with the crew.

In the latest episode, they're searching for these mysterious red cubes that are apparently super valuable. But of course, they run into all sorts of hilarious mishaps and deaths along the way. The banter between the guys as they get killed by trolls or freeze to death is comedy gold. And the way they edit the footage with closeups and dramatic music makes mundane stuff like chopping trees or building a base camp so epic and cinematic.

Overall, Neebs Gaming just has a mastery of turning games into enjoyable stories. Even though I love playing Valheim myself, I find myself looking forward to their new episodes each week just to see what crazy adventures they'll get up to next. And they clearly have as much fun playing together as we do watching.

So if you're looking for an entertaining way to experience Valheim that will make you laugh out loud, look no further than Neebs Gaming. Their mix of humor, camaraderie and cinematic flair is the perfect complement to such an immersive survival game. It really feels like you're embarking on an epic Viking saga with your best buddies. I'd highly recommend giving their Valheim playlist a watch, especially if you want to see how much joy and fun can come out of this great game.

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this and he doesn't know who to go to140.2394.481
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he's gonna drop some of his skin157.045.76
which is disgusting oh159.048.24
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probably a nick all right well let's167.284.16
just wait for him170.3193.2
yeah i got no problem with that great171.443.28
job by the way son173.5193.281
oh thank you i'm a little bit more of a174.7210.9
man today than i was yesterday176.812.67
yeah hey neebs hey what's going on i201.843.84
uh there's a boar you following me i'm205.683.36
thinking uh207.763.199
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this out i was sick of seeing you210.9593.28
struggle with this little bait212.44.88
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gonna have those benches everywhere220.03.28
oh what the workbenches yeah yeah we'll221.682.72
just take them up when i'm done with the223.282.8
project though oh if you i thought it224.42.479
had to stay226.082.799
no oh no no yeah you can absolutely once226.8793.041
you're done once i'm done building the228.8792.161
bridge i'll just tear out i229.923.12
tear it down didn't know that that's231.043.68
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into today234.723.36
i don't know i still feel like i don't235.5993.601
know enough about this game to know what238.082.48
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decide because i don't know242.562.64
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looks like you're about to go catch up246.8792.08
with the other guys248.083.439
catch oh catch up i get up with them248.9594.321
yeah go get up with them i'm sure yeah251.5192.881
they're over there in the dark forest253.282.319
you'll love the dark forest254.44.079
yeah so if i just uh hold on if i just255.5993.681
go map258.4792.72
boy just go there by myself yeah i mean259.283.68
i could go with you but you know261.1993.601
you have to hire a mercenary yeah what262.963.12
do i use this uh elk264.83.2
pickaxe for oh that's yeah in the dark266.083.6
forest you can get copper and tin268.02.8
that's the stuff we're gonna need matter269.682.32
of fact bring me back some copper and270.83.04
tin yeah i'll just go get some copper272.02.8
and ten come back273.843.68
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a lot a serling core279.1997.921
a circle jim sterling282.46.22
a certain core287.123.2
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how to roll so that didn't count right329.683.359
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i just didn't remember it's been how333.0394.16
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all right we got the b okay why is that343.9193.601
it'll be fine no no it's not that bad346.02.639
it's not that bad okay347.522.8
you're carrying a b all right in your348.6393.761
hand or in your pocket and you're gonna350.323.92
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in my pocket who's ready to launch and354.245.04
we are gonna upgrade our base and looks357.363.679
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pig i come in peace pay no mind459.684.959
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baby that's him all right597.126.32
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i know exactly what now work on the pad606.9595.921
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this path needs cleaning this is612.882.32
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thick's house624.249.599
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all right guys we're about to upgrade634.726.0
everybody say hello to our new beehive638.243.52
hello newbie640.726.48
hello inside the house we have a beehive641.768.0
we need more openings the business okay647.23.12
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your bad neebs659.042.799
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so many layers it is so good you've726.164.32
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it but i ate it that's all that matters734.6394.241
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yeah i got things to get all right738.884.399
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out of my nose i heard you743.2795.601
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hey neebs hi hey see that spawner you773.63.44
i like how you say back up and you move777.043.28
forward what the hell is that yeah778.882.48
that's weird nice780.323.36
oh that's all right oh nope i've moved781.363.76
back i didn't know there were spawners783.682.159
in this game785.122.64
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one said anything797.5193.521
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minute before you [ __ ] talk808.0793.44
you're gonna talk now yeah i don't know812.163.6
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keep we need to keep searching for856.6395.381
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it you871.123.12
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you're all head now ain't you bubba874.245.12
got your power oh actually i need to877.683.279
hang that guy in my wall879.363.919
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right here883.2792.8
kind of clear this area out yeah this884.3993.201
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you try to [ __ ] stop me892.323.6
neebs yeah another spawner yeah i feel896.484.719
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i was supposed to get some uh samper901.1993.041
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this forest is906.322.8
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guys cover me wow916.323.92
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trying thank you968.9597.201
[ __ ] oh my god are you okay970.9597.761
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shaman is almost978.724.08
it's almost dead you're almost dead oh980.164.239
no that's stupid come on that was really982.82.479
fun grayling984.3994.401
come on oh boy okay names down985.2796.961
me and simon did it go down988.83.44
oh yeah come on [ __ ] all right no992.326.72
got one down no simon what do you mean995.683.92
i got uh i don't want you to die no okay999.63.76
but i'm kicking ass1002.242.959
uh he keeps healing those grey dwarfs1003.363.599
yep this is a problem1005.1995.361
oh [ __ ] there we go so this shield that1006.9595.921
can in fact hurt them when they're1010.563.44
swinging yeah1012.882.72
if you time it out right it'll knock1014.011.839
them back okay1015.610.239
i love it1026.3195.041
i'll take care of these guys until my1031.368.319
little brothers come back1032.9599.041
oh yeah this is nice it's my favorite1039.6793.921
part about this game it's just so1042.03.76
peaceful and relaxing i'm just cooking1043.64.16
some meat from my shop1045.764.159
i'm doing it in neebs house or neebs is1047.763.6
barn i think1049.9192.961
i don't even have a [ __ ] chimney in1051.363.84
here for the [ __ ] hole1052.884.48
ah yeah here we go get some meat put1055.23.599
some more meat on1057.364.64
ah that's a nice night1058.7995.601
got a good day somebody to pass i'm a1062.03.44
look at me i'm the i'm the trailblazer1065.444.08
i bet those guys are yeah i bet they're1069.9195.201
having fun1073.68.24
oh fire went out1075.126.72
guys follow me all right i saw a cave on1083.124.08
the way back1086.03.2
here right here if we go in those guys1087.24.64
can't follow us oh perfect1089.25.68
oh wow okay cave cave cave oh geez1091.845.6
all right i'm going in the cave okay1094.883.679
okay go in1097.444.32
all right going in going in enter1098.5596.801
it's a troll cave what1101.765.36
this is a troll cave i thought you said1105.363.439
we didn't want a troll cave1107.124.559
is it a troll cave okay hold on hold on1108.7994.401
let's get everybody in here1111.6794.321
into the troll cave i heard that yeah1113.24.96
yellow mushrooms in here1116.06.24
oh i'm coming mushrooms oh god1118.164.08
that doesn't sound good at all what just1125.763.36
happened simon died1127.845.199
simon died in there it's very very close1129.123.919
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safety and he could have come out like1139.124.799
do you understand how caves worked1142.323.04
you've got an entrance do you1143.9193.201
that also works as a why aren't we1145.364.08
hiding in the cave1147.124.0
okay you're gonna get thicked is that1149.443.44
you're gonna blame it on that because i1151.124.559
find out i don't knock oh there's a1152.883.52
there's there's1155.6793.921
simon there he is yeah i got my back1156.46.159
no i've got uh i guess sure sure you1159.63.36
know what1162.5592.641
i'll light i'll light and i'll kill it1162.963.76
hold on we got we need some light1165.24.0
here oh there's that [ __ ] that's what1166.725.04
you're running about1169.22.56
i'm getting out of here1176.083.76
see doroth the uh cave work says the1182.643.279
works as an exit and he can't get out1185.9193.921
yeah that's so i don't1189.845.52
what do you what world do you live in1193.0394.0
what do you mean oh he got 50. he went1195.363.76
in there he cut her ran right back out1197.0399.201
okay okay buddy all right1199.1210.08
oh my god dude look at this a black1206.243.76
forest just1209.23.359
went right down from the base these guys1210.04.32
are way up there this one's so much1212.5593.041
it's like right here let's see1215.65.28
i actually want some skeleton fragments1218.644.96
any skeletons oh my god look how lucky i1220.883.84
look at you guys hey i need your bones1224.723.52
i'm gonna take a swipe boom take a swipe1228.244.16
watch me fat come on try to get1230.05.52
whoop gotta bow boom come on take a1232.44.56
swing take a swing bubba1235.525.039
[ __ ] defeat your ass oh you got buddies1236.965.52
oh you got buddies hey i need your bone1240.5594.321
fragments baby you're already like weak1242.485.6
there we go oh more okay1244.884.799
i didn't know you wanted some but damn1248.083.599
come get some baby quack1249.6795.281
quack come on come on boom boom after1251.6794.88
versus the skeleton after wins every1254.962.24
but you want hugging delves and dungeons1257.26.0
can be found oh is this a skeleton cave1260.7997.461
this is a skeleton cave i'm going in1263.26.479
oh boy that's a one star skeleton this1269.6794.161
might be a bad idea1272.1593.361
i can't use much of a shield in here i1273.843.04
don't have a light1275.524.96
hey boys what y'all uh what y'all doing1276.885.279
over there oh you're hitting ada1280.483.12
there in the corner that i can clearly1282.1594.081
see hey ada1283.65.439
okay let's see can i sneak behind you1286.243.36
just whack you whack it yeah1289.65.36
oh god whoa all right yep you're a one1292.963.44
star okay1294.962.64
yep you're a little tougher than the1296.43.44
coming in here alone might be stupid1300.1594.4
might be real out okay yep i'm getting1302.644.64
the [ __ ] out of here1304.5592.721
all right i needed how many skeleton1308.03.28
fraggers i got three i got some back of1309.762.32
the house but1311.282.0
i might be able to make that thing i1312.084.76
wanted yes yes i can make the thing i1313.286.56
all right all right who else is here1324.884.4
there you go okay we're all here we're1327.62.72
all all right so1329.284.56
uh ever did ever who died besides me1330.325.839
i did all right hey wait don't we have1333.843.36
like powers1336.1593.76
yeah for stamina like come together and1337.23.76
i'll uh is it help1339.9194.561
oh yeah smell my pants1340.965.76
sure we just want to go in go go get1344.483.679
them simon stuff and get out1346.724.72
yeah get it okay you ready yes help just1348.1595.281
just just that's a grab-and-run thing i1351.443.52
did it grab it run1353.445.4
don't wake him up all right i see all1354.966.5
i'm out of here i'm out i got my stuff1363.367.84
neebs oh sweet good job guys1368.07.039
well oh crap oh neebs1371.27.2
well hey grab a seat oh guys1375.0395.681
let's i think i see a cave straight1378.43.44
ahead let's1380.723.439
go into that cave you see it see if it's1381.843.199
any better1384.1592.961
you go in that cave instead of sending1385.0394.0
me into the death trap1387.124.24
i know i could have left i'm okay it's1389.0394.081
right here neebs will see this1391.363.84
hey hug and shut up i'm gonna talk to1393.124.32
you get you off my screen i'm busy i'm1395.23.2
on youtube1397.443.92
[ __ ] off oh okay did you talk did you1398.43.6
talk to the bird1401.363.52
simon i did i've been doing it all day1402.04.159
you're the best1404.882.64
all right you're entering in this one1406.1594.161
too okay drill cave burial chambers1407.524.72
that's nice got some skeletons right1410.323.28
here oh you're okay1412.244.559
oh i don't even okay okay1413.64.959
just right on that okay i should1416.7993.921
probably get clothes on1418.5596.561
let me get some food hit me good there1420.727.12
ha ha he missed me good there i need1425.124.08
like we all need fruit you know yep here1429.23.599
we go1432.02.799
what what what lies ahead of us yeah1432.7993.041
let's go this way1434.7994.041
all right gonna go to the door to the1435.846.15
okay i'm not a skeleton guy what no what1444.03.84
do you what do you mean1446.7994.0
i just left oh i'm coming back in now1447.844.0
there we go1450.7994.88
burning skeletons1451.843.839
burning them yeah i just1457.0396.64
ate ones oh1460.086.719
kind of dry tastes like bones all right1463.6794.401
let's see if we can find these [ __ ]1466.7991.681
oh here it is1468.482.96
we can build a fireplace or actually1474.5593.281
make better [ __ ]1476.963.04
oh yeah all right do we go into the1477.843.12
other door or no1480.03.12
which other door where was it right here1480.963.599
oh right here1483.123.439
up i've got yeah we're going to go sorry1484.5593.36
about that sorry about that1486.5594.801
whoa sorry back up simon oh boy1487.9196.721
okay all right1491.364.799
sorry it's tight quarters that was a bad1494.642.02
all right i'm bringing them back to the1497.763.039
main chamber at least one of them1498.886.08
oh boy that was a fire fire1500.7997.841
oh i'm screwed i am screwed so bad1504.967.28
unless i get around these guys here we1508.643.6
hey names dick the other guy's died1525.6796.561
hey go get my stuff yeah1528.7995.441
i don't know i've got it i'm busy i mean1532.243.039
the first time i went in there he was1534.242.64
like crouched in the corner1535.2792.961
that's what i need to happen this time1536.882.96
let me see if i can distract him a1538.242.48
little bit come on1539.842.88
come with me if he's if he's snoozing1540.723.36
don't don't like get his attention we1542.721.92
got to sneak1544.083.04
maybe we should sneak sneak in sneak in1544.643.36
oh neebs1547.123.439
there's two dead nibs bodies over here i1548.04.0
know i don't know which one it is it's1550.5592.72
probably the deeper one1552.04.799
yeah just i sneak recovered1553.2796.241
okay come on items are recovered take it1556.7993.12
take it take it what's happening wait do1559.9194.321
i have i think i have all the good stuff1562.244.4
right yeah that's good let's just get1564.243.6
out of here okay1566.643.039
just get out of here okay don't ever1567.843.28
don't ever come here again okay1569.6794.081
well now we will all right it's a good1571.123.2
uh black forest uh i guess i'm sitting1574.323.52
down now1577.2793.76
good news neebs got we got certain core1577.846.24
certainly core yep1581.0394.321
i don't think that's what i was coming1584.083.199
here for i think it is1585.364.799
um can i have one i only have one i1587.2793.76
gotta go get more1590.1592.88
but it might be okay you know what i1591.0393.201
feel bad for you1593.0395.281
there you go ah perfect i don't have1594.246.88
room for it do i1598.322.8
you're great you're the best1601.3626.48
oh it's good1612.0815.76
oh yeah1637.9196.721
i got a cape check out my sexy cape fool1644.644.399
my god okay1647.9193.521
what am i get out of deer hide i also1649.0394.481
made it out of skeleton parts i got a1651.443.2
sweet-ass cake1653.524.879
now i look good walking around1654.643.759
what else i got what else i got oh1660.06.32
[ __ ] boom i made a beehive yeah i gotta1663.2793.361
high and a sweet ass cake got a sweet1666.644.88
ass cape and a beehive1668.884.64
my bees is gonna be happy they're out1671.523.519
here and they're happy1673.524.8
yeah i gotta get a hobby oh [ __ ]1675.0398.071
i'm going crazy here by myself1678.3228.32
sneaker beacons sampernickel circling1706.645.2
i don't think that's what i was coming1711.9193.921
here for1713.2792.561

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