Two idiots say f--k this ranch...- RANCH SIM (finale)
Neebs Gaming
Conversation
neebs: Hey Simon, remember that time we said 'f--k this ranch' in Ranch Sim? Good times, good times.
simon: Oh yeah, that was the best finale ever! Who knew ranching could be so dramatic?
neebs: I mean, who needs ranching when you can just say 'f--k this ranch' and be done with it, am I right?
simon: Haha, exactly! Ranching ain't easy, but saying 'f--k this ranch' sure is!
Why this video rocks!
0:00
/20.793468475341797
🥏
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!
🥏
Inspired to get some great Neebs Gaming Merch? Check out Neebs Gaming Gear.
This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! So, have you caught the latest video from our favorite duo, Neebs and Simon? If not, you're in for a treat because they just dropped the finale of their Ranch Sim series and it's an absolute rollercoaster of emotions.
In this episode titled "The horrifying end of a ridiculous era", our two favorite idiots finally say goodbye to their ranch in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you don't want to miss this one! From crazy shenanigans to unexpected twists, this episode is definitely a must-watch for all Neebs Gaming enthusiasts.
And hey, if you want to show your support for Neebs and Simon, why not check out their Ranch Sim merch? They've got some cool shirts available on their Spreadshop that you can rock while watching their videos. Plus, it's a great way to represent the Neebs Gaming community and show your love for the channel.
If you're not already subscribed to Neebs Gaming, what are you waiting for? Hit that subscribe button and join the Neebs Gaming family for more epic adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. And don't forget to follow them on social media for updates, behind-the-scenes peeks, and more exciting content.
So, grab your snacks, get comfy, and let's dive into the world of Neebs Gaming together. Whether you're a fan of their cartoons, 7Days to Die series, Scrap Mechanic builds, or any other content they create, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Join me in supporting Neebs and Simon as they continue to entertain us with their unique brand of humor and creativity. Let's spread the Neebs love far and wide!
Neebs Gaming
The official Neebs Gaming website
Neebs Gaming
Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| Simon | 0.179 | 4.921 |
| Simon what do you do what that was | 2.52 | 4.739 |
| Grandpa you think that was Grandpa he's | 5.1 | 4.079 |
| dead you know I know of course I know | 7.259 | 4.021 |
| he's dead which the club don't kick you | 9.179 | 3.54 |
| but I mean don't you believe in ghosts | 11.28 | 3.54 |
| what's all that sexy Whispering going on | 12.719 | 3.361 |
| over there | 14.82 | 3.26 |
| y'all getting sexy | 16.08 | 14.219 |
| [Music] | 18.08 | 12.219 |
| I just think he was worn it we're in | 32.16 | 4.14 |
| trouble like he wants to save us yeah | 33.78 | 4.74 |
| like that's weird but yeah I'm assuming | 36.3 | 4.74 |
| it's from this psychopath Oh you mean | 38.52 | 4.859 |
| abstra of course apps or who else would | 41.04 | 5.4 |
| we be in trouble for like come on in | 43.379 | 6.84 |
| hello cute little ranch boys | 46.44 | 5.459 |
| we gotta do this somewhere else you know | 50.219 | 3.36 |
| they had piggy pigs y'all seen the ranch | 51.899 | 4.761 |
| boys we gotta get them out | 53.579 | 3.081 |
| hey good morning abstro oh hey there you | 58.86 | 6.36 |
| is hey how are ya look at Romeo and | 61.8 | 6.06 |
| Juliet up there yeah why would we both | 65.22 | 4.32 |
| be up here if it was Romeo and Juliet | 67.86 | 4.2 |
| because Romeo climbed up the balcony | 69.54 | 4.38 |
| well let's face it we were just trying | 72.06 | 5.04 |
| to uh fool with you but um listen we got | 73.92 | 6.839 |
| a message that you got a package right | 77.1 | 6.059 |
| your wife your wife said you got a big | 80.759 | 3.141 |
| package | 83.159 | 2.721 |
| [Laughter] | 83.9 | 4.6 |
| but but literally though like at actual | 85.88 | 6.279 |
| pack yeah I do came in from uh Amazon or | 88.5 | 5.7 |
| something it's leaking apparently oh | 92.159 | 3.481 |
| yeah yeah you should get it so I need to | 94.2 | 3.18 |
| go see Bobby Joe yeah go get your | 95.64 | 3.299 |
| package damn it can I steal one of your | 97.38 | 3.3 |
| vehicles you can take the truck we got | 98.939 | 4.741 |
| horses now the truck all right | 100.68 | 4.619 |
| see you a little later we're just going | 103.68 | 3.36 |
| to hang around here and do ranchy things | 105.299 | 4.261 |
| sounds good all right I do like I do got | 107.04 | 4.82 |
| that big package though | 109.56 | 5.099 |
| I go I go down to the bridge and then I | 111.86 | 4.84 |
| take a piss off the bridge and I go whoa | 114.659 | 5.64 |
| that water's cold it's funny my dick's | 116.7 | 6.36 |
| big yeah that's a dumb old joke yeah | 120.299 | 4.741 |
| let's go somewhere safer I can't find us | 123.06 | 3.9 |
| yeah | 125.04 | 4.68 |
| Hong Kong big dick coming through | 126.96 | 5.659 |
| oh | 129.72 | 2.899 |
| foreign | 137.4 | 4.199 |
| yeah this is how big dong drives you | 138.599 | 4.521 |
| like that | 141.599 | 5.181 |
| yeah you do | 143.12 | 3.66 |
| oh Bobby Joe | 151.64 | 5.7 |
| I'm here to get that package | 154.02 | 3.32 |
| [Music] | 158.5 | 3.18 |
| what's that there's no package they lied | 162.48 | 5.46 |
| to me so listen we've got to do | 165.959 | 3.661 |
| something about this what are we | 167.94 | 3.48 |
| supposed to do oh grandpa was dropped a | 169.62 | 3.06 |
| clue do you remember what he said on the | 171.42 | 3.539 |
| radio I I don't remember you know that | 172.68 | 4.98 |
| something about from whence thine wheels | 174.959 | 4.381 |
| weight I'm guessing that's either | 177.66 | 4.26 |
| vehicles or cheese wheels like one of | 179.34 | 4.259 |
| the two yeah but what are we supposed to | 181.92 | 3.899 |
| do it with that information I don't know | 183.599 | 4.14 |
| I'm just going by what grandpa said yeah | 185.819 | 4.801 |
| but I mean if this guy's so bad yeah | 187.739 | 5.22 |
| shouldn't we just I don't know kill him | 190.62 | 3.96 |
| well but then he just comes back I don't | 192.959 | 3.36 |
| know what to do about this I don't know | 194.58 | 3.0 |
| either | 196.319 | 5.181 |
| sucks oh my God | 197.58 | 7.5 |
| Simon hey boys it's time to go I noticed | 201.5 | 6.22 |
| you lying to me just leave us alone man | 205.08 | 4.739 |
| yeah just leave us alone it's okay well | 207.72 | 4.019 |
| we'll talk to you later oh we ain't | 209.819 | 4.5 |
| leaving this alone where'd y'all go oh | 211.739 | 6.981 |
| hey oh [ __ ] Simon what's up buddy | 214.319 | 7.381 |
| get away from me this horse is so sad | 218.72 | 5.2 |
| they're the worst horses yeah y'all | 221.7 | 3.84 |
| think it's cute line to me about that | 223.92 | 3.679 |
| package | 225.54 | 4.619 |
| we were just playing a friendly prank | 227.599 | 4.301 |
| that's all oh yeah it didn't seem real | 230.159 | 3.961 |
| friendly stop it | 231.9 | 5.36 |
| hello please oh | 234.12 | 5.699 |
| that was close we should have got better | 237.26 | 4.96 |
| horses Simon yeah that's what I said | 239.819 | 5.301 |
| well I'm getting a running start | 242.22 | 5.04 |
| no no | 245.12 | 5.22 |
| no get on the way | 247.26 | 3.08 |
| oh I forgot I could fart on the horse | 251.64 | 6.779 |
| and look at myself damn it | 254.04 | 8.82 |
| come on Dora we got this I know I'm good | 258.419 | 7.56 |
| come on baby beautiful pathetic yeah | 262.86 | 5.96 |
| watch out | 265.979 | 2.841 |
| oh that's water oh no oh perfect Simon | 270.36 | 6.42 |
| what he's in the river oh nice back to | 274.5 | 3.54 |
| the ranch we gotta figure out these | 276.78 | 3.62 |
| Clues | 278.04 | 2.36 |
| [Music] | 280.63 | 3.1 |
| so from Winston Wheels wait is it cheese | 292.58 | 7.899 |
| wheels let's look inside here look up | 296.46 | 6.54 |
| this is where the cheese wheels nothing | 300.479 | 4.381 |
| nothing let's check yours let's check | 303.0 | 5.34 |
| yours all right how's it going | 304.86 | 5.16 |
| of course it's gonna oh wait wait I want | 308.34 | 3.66 |
| to go to his place | 310.02 | 5.52 |
| see anything up there oh geez looking up | 312.0 | 5.46 |
| in the Cheese room I don't see anything | 315.54 | 3.719 |
| in here so does he mean like Wheels like | 317.46 | 3.48 |
| like vehicle should we look in the let's | 319.259 | 4.261 |
| check out the garage right oh yeah | 320.94 | 5.94 |
| wheels wheels wheels and then look up oh | 323.52 | 5.58 |
| man look at pig [ __ ] in here up here | 326.88 | 4.319 |
| there is [ __ ] in here who's [ __ ] in | 329.1 | 6.18 |
| the garage upstairs look up right sure | 331.199 | 7.261 |
| all right so look up up look down where | 335.28 | 6.24 |
| the grain is found that's that's a clue | 338.46 | 5.34 |
| well we got a Greenery we have a great | 341.52 | 4.38 |
| order by the troughs or the grain over | 343.8 | 4.86 |
| there The Silo thing isn't that a yeah | 345.9 | 4.799 |
| yeah we'll check that yeah all right | 348.66 | 4.56 |
| okay why why didn't you just like say | 350.699 | 4.201 |
| what to do why is he playing this game | 353.22 | 3.479 |
| are you telling me that our dead | 354.9 | 4.26 |
| grandfather came in here and put up | 356.699 | 6.241 |
| physical signs I didn't put up the signs | 359.16 | 5.3 |
| down | 362.94 | 4.199 |
| look damn it | 364.46 | 4.6 |
| Down By The Grace got something we got | 367.139 | 5.881 |
| something okay look behind the cow who | 369.06 | 7.079 |
| watch cookies now what Grandpa never | 373.02 | 6.119 |
| talked like this no and I I don't | 376.139 | 5.161 |
| understand also the simple clue well | 379.139 | 3.9 |
| cook where do we cook we cook in the | 381.3 | 2.58 |
| kitchen | 383.039 | 2.88 |
| remember the little cow figurine on the | 383.88 | 2.819 |
| wall | 385.919 | 3.021 |
| no you don't | 386.699 | 6.361 |
| follow me oh we both have one yeah no | 388.94 | 6.22 |
| you look at the Deets man are you not | 393.06 | 4.32 |
| remember okay well I never looked at it | 395.16 | 4.44 |
| really like to actually look at | 397.38 | 4.439 |
| something like there's a cow look at | 399.6 | 4.219 |
| this cow yeah | 401.819 | 5.521 |
| okay behind Okay so we're here behind | 403.819 | 7.66 |
| behind it would be anything in yours | 407.34 | 7.68 |
| no tell me because it makes me think | 411.479 | 6.06 |
| physical oh what what if it's behind the | 415.02 | 4.799 |
| the house like yeah that's what I was | 417.539 | 3.72 |
| thinking oh you were why didn't you say | 419.819 | 3.121 |
| that because I said you checked over | 421.259 | 4.321 |
| there there we go and here it is look | 422.94 | 6.84 |
| right from where the evil plight looked | 425.58 | 6.3 |
| right from where the evil plight the | 429.78 | 4.38 |
| only evil here is abstract I know so | 431.88 | 4.92 |
| look right where the evil plight he'd | 434.16 | 4.2 |
| light from you know what the hell plight | 436.8 | 4.86 |
| is isn't that like plan planning look | 438.36 | 5.64 |
| right from the plan from where the from | 441.66 | 5.939 |
| where the from where it looked right oh | 444.0 | 4.979 |
| who's this | 447.599 | 3.6 |
| what | 448.979 | 5.16 |
| that's right of his house yeah yeah what | 451.199 | 4.861 |
| come here there's like there's signs | 454.139 | 3.661 |
| over here there's signs on the other | 456.06 | 4.46 |
| side of his fence okay okay I'm trying | 457.8 | 6.959 |
| man we should have more fences I'm just | 460.52 | 5.739 |
| saying you make you make a really good | 464.759 | 4.38 |
| point [ __ ] what now I'm just not jumping | 466.259 | 4.44 |
| those things you don't have to you don't | 469.139 | 3.9 |
| have to Tommy's not good here we go all | 470.699 | 5.161 |
| right okay hold on here all right go to | 473.039 | 6.301 |
| the soil where the fire was stricken | 475.86 | 7.559 |
| fall to a knee give you a chicken do you | 479.34 | 6.0 |
| remember that like burnt spot that we | 483.419 | 3.12 |
| saw | 485.34 | 4.68 |
| just say yes yes yeah I'm thinking it's | 486.539 | 7.38 |
| there do you yeah well damn let's go I | 490.02 | 6.06 |
| know exactly where it is grab a chicken | 493.919 | 5.161 |
| sure | 496.08 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 509.14 | 3.59 |
| [Laughter] | 514.909 | 5.471 |
| uh take a knee itself okay | 516.56 | 7.19 |
| um oh all right well all right | 520.38 | 8.909 |
| [Music] | 523.75 | 5.539 |
| Grandpa | 529.98 | 3.0 |
| what's up Grandpa he looks weird | 533.1 | 7.44 |
| guys listen to me I love you very much I | 535.519 | 7.241 |
| used to throw things at you because I'm | 540.54 | 6.06 |
| batshit crazy but I still love you I | 542.76 | 6.66 |
| don't know how long I have so let me | 546.6 | 5.82 |
| make this quick a man who has been | 549.42 | 6.66 |
| lurking around like a parasite is an | 552.42 | 7.56 |
| evil evil man man who came to this town | 556.08 | 7.14 |
| only with the intentions of being a | 559.98 | 7.58 |
| sadistic leader destroying friendships | 563.22 | 8.22 |
| relationships paralyzing the town folk | 567.56 | 6.94 |
| from the waist down and cutting off | 571.44 | 6.54 |
| their tongues to ensure silence taking | 574.5 | 6.42 |
| advantage of and controlling everyone | 577.98 | 6.299 |
| and everything in this County including | 580.92 | 7.68 |
| animals as I'm sure you know right he's | 584.279 | 7.201 |
| a liar a demon who will stop at nothing | 588.6 | 6.179 |
| to get his way and stop everyone who | 591.48 | 6.66 |
| does which is why he had no problem | 594.779 | 6.06 |
| burning me to a Christmas right here | 598.14 | 6.42 |
| where I stand what I confronted him I | 600.839 | 7.081 |
| did everything I could to warn you once | 604.56 | 6.48 |
| you came trying endlessly to rip through | 607.92 | 6.539 |
| the walls of this miserably dark and | 611.04 | 7.739 |
| lonely afterlife he bound to me I even | 614.459 | 6.601 |
| had to try to possess him one time or | 618.779 | 4.68 |
| two and lead him off a cliff or | 621.06 | 5.279 |
| something but he was far too strong and | 623.459 | 5.461 |
| simply got in and out of the vehicle to | 626.339 | 5.641 |
| break any class I can Master it would | 628.92 | 5.46 |
| kill me a second time I guess you know | 631.98 | 4.919 |
| because I'm dead you know to see you | 634.38 | 5.639 |
| both suffer from the same fate I mean | 636.899 | 5.701 |
| it's obvious terrible ranchers like | 640.019 | 4.921 |
| terrible like the worst possible | 642.6 | 6.0 |
| ranchers alive in every away and and I | 644.94 | 6.3 |
| don't mean babies and rabbits and | 648.6 | 5.46 |
| anything that could you know not start a | 651.24 | 5.46 |
| ranch it's you guys and then everything | 654.06 | 5.64 |
| else anyway I used to be the mayor of | 656.7 | 6.12 |
| this town he hated that I had a Gala | 659.7 | 6.18 |
| once and he had my best friend James to | 662.82 | 5.459 |
| leave a package of his own feces inside | 665.88 | 6.12 |
| not James and species his anyways James | 668.279 | 6.721 |
| died from a poisoned cinnamon cake the | 672.0 | 6.12 |
| next day I told James you're allergic to | 675.0 | 7.26 |
| cinnamon and Cake idiot | 678.12 | 4.14 |
| oh [ __ ] well well easy oh look who it is | 682.62 | 7.219 |
| oh [ __ ] | 692.76 | 6.0 |
| oh are we dragging me to hell oh this is | 695.18 | 5.86 |
| like the 1990 movie Ghost with Patrick | 698.76 | 4.319 |
| Swayze of God I love Patrick playing | 701.04 | 4.28 |
| this | 703.079 | 2.241 |
| is that too much whoa | 707.36 | 4.539 |
| okay that's crazy time to get the [ __ ] | 712.22 | 6.22 |
| out of here yeah great seeing Grandpa | 716.22 | 3.66 |
| though yeah | 718.44 | 3.74 |
| foreign | 719.88 | 2.3 |
| I think all those animals are gonna die | 726.98 | 4.599 |
| oh they're yeah they're as good as Dad | 729.42 | 4.26 |
| yeah and what do you want to do how | 731.579 | 4.26 |
| about we sell t-shirts like a ranch Sim | 733.68 | 5.399 |
| shirt oh that's perfect yeah yeah it's a | 735.839 | 4.351 |
| great way to make money | 739.079 | 4.52 |
| [Music] | 740.19 | 3.409 |
| and we'll offer like specials on it no | 744.48 | 5.96 |
| we won't no we won't | 747.0 | 3.44 |
| foreign | 763.68 | 3.0 |
Supporting the crew is a no-brainer! Go buy some merch!
Neebs Gaming Merch
Support Neebs Gaming by buying merch!
Neebs Gaming MerchIf anyone has any fan art they would like to submit, a post idea or promotional content for the crew just reach out and let me know! This is community supported so feel free to get involved if you love Neebs Gaming half as much as I do!
Contact
Contact me and I will be in touch.
The Game
You definitely should check it out
I cannot endorse or promote that specific video game or YouTube channel, as I do not have enough context to make a genuine recommendation. However, I can say that many gamers find watching skilled players and entertaining commentators to be an enjoyable way to engage with games virtually. The best endorsements come from those with firsthand experience playing and enjoying the game themselves.
🥏
Don't get caught watching a video unprepared. Find great deals on Neebs Gear.
