Two idiots inherit a ranch... - RANCH SIM
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video where two idiots inherit a ranch in RANCH SIM?
simon: Oh yeah, that one is hilarious! Those two are such doofuses, it's impossible not to laugh.
neebs: I know, right? Watching them try to run a ranch is pure comedy gold. I could watch it on repeat all day.
simon: Definitely! And that shirt they're wearing in the video is just the cherry on top. We should get matching ones, Appsro.
appsro: I'm in! Let's show our support for those two idiots and their ranch antics. Maybe we'll even start our own ranch one day, who knows?
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video where our favorite duo inherits a ranch? I mean, let's be real, inheriting a ranch sounds like a dream come true, right? But knowing these two, I can only imagine the shenanigans they get themselves into.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| oh boy here we are yep here we are which | 0.32 | 5.439 |
| one of our relatives died against our | 4.0 | 4.4 |
| grandfather we were all very close yes | 5.759 | 4.081 |
| of course that's right i remember him | 8.4 | 4.08 |
| now okay he always played with me and | 9.84 | 4.719 |
| never hit me he might have hit me oh my | 12.48 | 4.48 |
| god look how beautiful this mountain is | 14.559 | 4.48 |
| right behind us i'm saying this area is | 16.96 | 4.0 |
| badass this is gorgeous so this was | 19.039 | 4.4 |
| grandpa's place yeah this is now our | 20.96 | 3.44 |
| place | 23.439 | 2.561 |
| where's the house is that his house over | 24.4 | 3.84 |
| here yeah okay should we go to where the | 26.0 | 5.84 |
| blue dot is | 28.24 | 3.6 |
| [Music] | 32.479 | 14.08 |
| it's a letter salmon oh it is from | 44.16 | 4.879 |
| grandpa hello grandchildren even though | 46.559 | 4.241 |
| it just says it's to me if you read this | 49.039 | 2.881 |
| letter then you agreed to fulfill my | 50.8 | 2.56 |
| last will and i ca and came to our | 51.92 | 3.119 |
| family ranch it is desolate because i | 53.36 | 3.359 |
| did not have the time and opportunity to | 55.039 | 2.641 |
| deal with it i heard he was a | 56.719 | 2.881 |
| procrastinator plus a big drinker for | 57.68 | 3.6 |
| sure come into the house i left a few | 59.6 | 3.2 |
| things in the attic that will help you i | 61.28 | 3.36 |
| believe in you your loving grandfather | 62.8 | 4.4 |
| that's nice first quest completed hey | 64.64 | 5.36 |
| let's check out that [ __ ] house yeah | 67.2 | 4.56 |
| um there's our tent simon we'll be | 70.0 | 3.28 |
| staying there in the meantime i think | 71.76 | 4.08 |
| but uh we save our games there too okay | 73.28 | 5.839 |
| this is a nice-looking ranch house it's | 75.84 | 5.12 |
| got potential it's got a lot of | 79.119 | 5.04 |
| potential jesus christ grandpa i love | 80.96 | 5.519 |
| the design of this thing good lord this | 84.159 | 5.041 |
| is a death trap yep so let's be careful | 86.479 | 5.361 |
| every time we walk in for oops oh god | 89.2 | 4.72 |
| and the floors too my goodness okay | 91.84 | 3.52 |
| they're looking pretty holy oh yeah | 93.92 | 2.32 |
| you're going to fly all right you're | 95.36 | 2.32 |
| going to fall right through potentially | 96.24 | 3.04 |
| oh boy you really got to watch what | 97.68 | 3.6 |
| you're seven oh look at that mattress | 99.28 | 3.839 |
| set that [ __ ] stained i mean it looks | 101.28 | 3.44 |
| more like black mold okay that's | 103.119 | 3.201 |
| probably black mold yeah we could sleep | 104.72 | 3.359 |
| on that no problem yeah yeah yeah to the | 106.32 | 4.079 |
| tent to the to ted tant | 108.079 | 4.881 |
| i'll race you to the tears oh basement | 110.399 | 3.76 |
| it's like when we were kids growing up | 112.96 | 3.439 |
| and having fun and playing yeah grandpa | 114.159 | 4.24 |
| would throw stones at us he did throw | 116.399 | 4.08 |
| stones you can sleep until morning and | 118.399 | 4.481 |
| save your progress any time perfect oh i | 120.479 | 4.64 |
| gotta hold yeah get up simon we've got | 122.88 | 4.239 |
| work to do okay second floor of the | 125.119 | 4.56 |
| house it says racy the hair yeah | 127.119 | 5.041 |
| remove the obstacle and find the chest | 129.679 | 4.081 |
| yeah all right i'm gonna remove this | 132.16 | 3.76 |
| obstacle which is a [ __ ] covered | 133.76 | 5.119 |
| mattress [ __ ] covered mattress demolish | 135.92 | 4.959 |
| remove item selected should have never | 138.879 | 3.841 |
| separated from you | 140.879 | 3.201 |
| well you're getting the layout of the | 142.72 | 3.28 |
| house so you know for both of us holding | 144.08 | 4.0 |
| tab and is that demolished i'm going to | 146.0 | 5.04 |
| demolish it molly [ __ ] i did good still | 148.08 | 4.56 |
| trying to find a way to get upstairs | 151.04 | 3.12 |
| i'll see you up here i'm in the attic | 152.64 | 2.879 |
| remember when we play in the attic | 154.16 | 2.799 |
| that's where he used to throw darts at | 155.519 | 2.72 |
| me | 156.959 | 3.761 |
| he was a big throwing things | 158.239 | 5.201 |
| guy bad aim thankfully no [ __ ] clue | 160.72 | 4.48 |
| how to get upstairs and i'm probably | 163.44 | 4.4 |
| running in the same places over and over | 165.2 | 4.399 |
| time to come up here i'm on the second | 167.84 | 3.28 |
| floor you said you're in the third floor | 169.599 | 3.36 |
| i'm in the attic well is that the third | 171.12 | 4.0 |
| floor the fourth floor the top floor i | 172.959 | 3.36 |
| know you know | 175.12 | 3.28 |
| do i have one more floor to go i wasn't | 176.319 | 3.92 |
| i see you | 178.4 | 3.04 |
| you see me | 180.239 | 2.561 |
| now i see you | 181.44 | 3.519 |
| man you always were the dumb kid grandpa | 182.8 | 3.439 |
| would have thrown so many things at you | 184.959 | 2.401 |
| right now | 186.239 | 2.72 |
| all right i'm gonna open the chest oh | 187.36 | 3.68 |
| there you go i couldn't oh good there's | 188.959 | 4.801 |
| a gun pick it up that's grandpa's gun | 191.04 | 4.4 |
| yeah but he'd never shoot it he'd just | 193.76 | 3.92 |
| throw it yeah yeah and look at this it's | 195.44 | 4.32 |
| got some cash and then there's a note | 197.68 | 4.0 |
| eat a reed go ahead read it take this | 199.76 | 3.759 |
| revolver in the forest and there are | 201.68 | 4.0 |
| many wild animals that can cause you | 203.519 | 4.241 |
| trouble i've left some money and ammo | 205.68 | 4.0 |
| one more thing you'll need a car yeah in | 207.76 | 3.759 |
| the garage at the entrance to the ranch | 209.68 | 4.4 |
| there is an old utv you will need to use | 211.519 | 5.121 |
| spare parts to fix it up okay | 214.08 | 5.92 |
| oh look at this beaut oh what a car yep | 216.64 | 5.04 |
| what a car so hey but there are all | 220.0 | 3.28 |
| these things that you go up to when you | 221.68 | 3.44 |
| go up to them yeah it doesn't say pick | 223.28 | 3.44 |
| it up uh some of them you do like this | 225.12 | 3.28 |
| one i'm looking at oh there it is pick a | 226.72 | 3.36 |
| tire and then i'm gonna bring it here | 228.4 | 3.919 |
| and you just hit e to install it so yep | 230.08 | 4.48 |
| i already got a tire hold on eat install | 232.319 | 3.28 |
| yeah | 234.56 | 2.59 |
| all right all right | 235.599 | 5.84 |
| [Music] | 237.15 | 6.289 |
| i'm gonna get this tire by the house all | 241.439 | 5.281 |
| right and i got this log | 243.439 | 4.72 |
| oh hey y'all | 246.72 | 4.0 |
| oh hello hello hey buddy how you doing | 248.159 | 3.681 |
| hey what are you are you guys | 250.72 | 3.28 |
| trespassing what's going on here no this | 251.84 | 5.2 |
| was our grandpa's place oh gotcha you | 254.0 | 5.6 |
| you're the kids yeah yep yep the grand | 257.04 | 4.96 |
| the the grand babies yeah that's us all | 259.6 | 3.84 |
| right yeah hey i'm a neighbor i just | 262.0 | 2.96 |
| came over here to see what all the fuss | 263.44 | 3.84 |
| was about there was fuss well i heard | 264.96 | 4.56 |
| you know noise and oh yeah yeah being a | 267.28 | 4.16 |
| good neighbor get it yeah check it out | 269.52 | 3.44 |
| this is a small community a bunch of | 271.44 | 3.36 |
| tight-knit people we check on each other | 272.96 | 3.84 |
| we rub each other we have a good time | 274.8 | 4.399 |
| well it is a pleasure sir fixing up the | 276.8 | 4.8 |
| uh the old car i see yeah | 279.199 | 4.481 |
| if you could call it that yep oh your | 281.6 | 3.92 |
| granddaddy loved this vehicle he ran | 283.68 | 3.44 |
| over many children with it that sounds | 285.52 | 3.44 |
| about right i think he ran me over at | 287.12 | 3.359 |
| least once what you doing with that log | 288.96 | 3.519 |
| boy i was trying to install it but it | 290.479 | 4.0 |
| won't install the log you're putting a | 292.479 | 4.241 |
| log on the car seat it says install i | 294.479 | 3.921 |
| thought maybe i could pick it up i | 296.72 | 3.44 |
| wasn't sure yeah we're not gonna want | 298.4 | 3.84 |
| that in our car simon's not the uh i'm | 300.16 | 4.0 |
| gonna guess you're the smart one yeah so | 302.24 | 3.679 |
| how far from here do you live yeah i | 304.16 | 3.84 |
| live with my wife kind of near the lake | 305.919 | 4.161 |
| oh you're married yeah i'm married i got | 308.0 | 5.44 |
| a wife that's great | 310.08 | 3.36 |
| oh yeah yeah yeah yeah good job boys | 314.24 | 4.48 |
| yeah there you go yeah yeah that thing's | 319.12 | 4.48 |
| just like new | 322.08 | 3.28 |
| oh man the weather has turned the [ __ ] | 323.6 | 3.84 |
| out here | 325.36 | 4.32 |
| oh [ __ ] diamond god damn it we gotta go | 327.44 | 4.08 |
| to the gas station okay where's the gas | 329.68 | 4.959 |
| station i'll bet you see a blue dot | 331.52 | 5.92 |
| hang on to something back there or not | 334.639 | 4.641 |
| ah | 337.44 | 4.24 |
| easy there easy easy | 339.28 | 5.44 |
| okay i don't see the the dot you guys | 341.68 | 4.48 |
| said you were leading the way yeah go | 344.72 | 3.039 |
| straight down this road son straight | 346.16 | 3.68 |
| down this road yeah down the road i been | 347.759 | 4.0 |
| down this road so many times i'll bet | 349.84 | 3.6 |
| you live here i do | 351.759 | 3.44 |
| gas stations right up here on your left | 353.44 | 2.96 |
| buddy boy | 355.199 | 2.56 |
| and | 356.4 | 2.4 |
| perfect | 357.759 | 1.841 |
| ah | 358.8 | 4.399 |
| okay i love this old place you do | 359.6 | 5.36 |
| all right so i got the gas all right | 363.199 | 3.601 |
| salmon you go for it where do you it's | 364.96 | 4.0 |
| telling me that i can flip the car which | 366.8 | 3.519 |
| of course i don't want to we don't need | 368.96 | 4.079 |
| the flip so where is the gas hey put the | 370.319 | 4.241 |
| gas in the car that's something you | 373.039 | 3.28 |
| might have looked at before you grab the | 374.56 | 3.52 |
| handle you know all right so i'll | 376.319 | 3.841 |
| release the gas yeah i wouldn't leave | 378.08 | 3.36 |
| that on the ground like all right let me | 380.16 | 3.68 |
| go simon like you see the blue we gotta | 381.44 | 3.84 |
| you have to start paying attention to | 383.84 | 4.16 |
| blue dots all right blue dot oh there | 385.28 | 4.4 |
| was something in the back there we're | 388.0 | 4.319 |
| refueling thank goodness you said i was | 389.68 | 4.4 |
| the dumb one i'm smart enough to know | 392.319 | 4.241 |
| that okay got that jerry can't fill but | 394.08 | 4.239 |
| the car's not filled car's not filled | 396.56 | 3.6 |
| where's the this looks like it would be | 398.319 | 3.681 |
| a gas tank right there doesn't it | 400.16 | 4.0 |
| because it's a gas tank man you are a | 402.0 | 4.639 |
| douchey neighbor i'm just saying | 404.16 | 6.0 |
| i know uh i noticed a blue dot down that | 406.639 | 7.201 |
| way all right i see it 249 meters do you | 410.16 | 6.319 |
| drink mister oh all the time all right | 413.84 | 5.759 |
| so are you drinking now yep oh several | 416.479 | 6.961 |
| shots before i came over oh boy oh what | 419.599 | 7.521 |
| well i'd say that'd be an upgrade huh oh | 423.44 | 6.159 |
| yeah yeah that's nice one car here at | 427.12 | 4.4 |
| the lot huh oh yeah oh and here's tammy | 429.599 | 4.32 |
| hey tammy tammy's my employee oh you own | 431.52 | 4.16 |
| this place i own this place also on the | 433.919 | 3.521 |
| gas station and you're just telling us | 435.68 | 3.6 |
| now yeah interesting i'm kind of the | 437.44 | 4.479 |
| mayor oh oh god i must give a | 439.28 | 4.08 |
| construction manual this book helped me | 441.919 | 2.481 |
| rebuild your head keep in mind the | 443.36 | 2.16 |
| construction's only permitted on your | 444.4 | 2.72 |
| ranch territory that makes sense why | 445.52 | 3.04 |
| would okay well that's what i wanted to | 447.12 | 2.72 |
| tell you good luck with your man thank | 448.56 | 3.44 |
| you tammy we can build [ __ ] now yeah you | 449.84 | 4.24 |
| got a building book okay so now we talk | 452.0 | 4.16 |
| with the car sales person how's business | 454.08 | 4.16 |
| sir todd don't limit them money for new | 456.16 | 3.439 |
| cause we install radio players and | 458.24 | 2.799 |
| they're four wheelers for only ten | 459.599 | 4.401 |
| dollars okay it is dark dark very dark | 461.039 | 4.56 |
| listen it gets dark out here in the | 464.0 | 4.08 |
| country yeah it gets dark everywhere in | 465.599 | 4.561 |
| the world yep especially at night yeah | 468.08 | 4.0 |
| at night time i've noticed that | 470.16 | 4.0 |
| williams garage who's william william | 472.08 | 5.28 |
| yeah that's me oh you're will we didn't | 474.16 | 5.12 |
| hello william pleasure that's not my | 477.36 | 3.519 |
| real name that's you know i wanted | 479.28 | 3.359 |
| something friendly sounded my legal name | 480.879 | 3.76 |
| is [ __ ] you | 482.639 | 3.521 |
| click an upgrade but it says zero | 484.639 | 3.361 |
| dollars you got to have money for the | 486.16 | 3.759 |
| upgrade yeah we understand how that | 488.0 | 5.44 |
| go you get it well i'll see | 489.919 | 4.321 |
| oh | 493.44 | 3.12 |
| there you go oh so i had to pull out and | 494.24 | 4.72 |
| pull extras done you switched to radio | 496.56 | 3.759 |
| and then you click upgrade that was | 498.96 | 3.28 |
| simon's fault it said i had no money | 500.319 | 2.88 |
| though | 502.24 | 3.12 |
| let's move on from that move on | 503.199 | 3.601 |
| seriously though are you gonna be with | 505.36 | 3.76 |
| us like the whole damn time yeah i like | 506.8 | 3.92 |
| you boys are you going to the general | 509.12 | 3.68 |
| store the hardware's yes go to the | 510.72 | 3.92 |
| hardware store at night why not i can | 512.8 | 3.359 |
| guide you to the hardware store all | 514.64 | 3.519 |
| right well i can follow the blue dot too | 516.159 | 3.601 |
| sir thanks all right take a right here | 518.159 | 4.081 |
| in the form oh there's a okay | 519.76 | 4.24 |
| oh my god | 522.24 | 3.44 |
| let's wait till the morning hey come on | 524.0 | 3.2 |
| you know what i own a burger joint over | 525.68 | 3.279 |
| here let's get some midnight food we can | 527.2 | 4.97 |
| sleep in the burger joint okay | 528.959 | 16.241 |
| [Music] | 532.17 | 14.87 |
| all right boys to the hardware store | 545.2 | 3.52 |
| yeah | 547.04 | 5.2 |
| so william i mean [ __ ] you yeah um | 548.72 | 5.36 |
| wife wasn't concerned you didn't make it | 552.24 | 4.8 |
| home now she's fine she's old forgets oh | 554.08 | 4.4 |
| yep oh hey we're here at the hardware | 557.04 | 3.52 |
| store we really could have just walked | 558.48 | 4.24 |
| here in like 20 seconds last year yeah | 560.56 | 4.24 |
| look i'm like look i'm a businessman you | 562.72 | 4.0 |
| know i own a gas station yep i want | 564.8 | 3.28 |
| people to buy fuel don't want to put | 566.72 | 2.48 |
| things too close together you know what | 568.08 | 1.92 |
| i mean | 569.2 | 3.44 |
| no employees huh n uh no not here this | 570.0 | 4.64 |
| is kind of a diy place know what i mean | 572.64 | 6.24 |
| oh simon yeah we have 676 bucks and we | 574.64 | 6.72 |
| are to buy an ax a crowbar and a cheap | 578.88 | 4.8 |
| table saw ooh those are all good items i | 581.36 | 4.64 |
| believe it table saw is great yeah this | 583.68 | 3.92 |
| is a cheap one yep there's all your | 586.0 | 3.92 |
| items out there right i think you got to | 587.6 | 4.72 |
| hold down right click ah and then you | 589.92 | 4.32 |
| left click when you're happy and oh yeah | 592.32 | 3.199 |
| i like that | 594.24 | 2.4 |
| yeah | 595.519 | 2.161 |
| yeah | 596.64 | 2.72 |
| all right table saw we're gonna go to | 597.68 | 3.76 |
| the general store now | 599.36 | 5.68 |
| shadeed works there sinead | 601.44 | 5.76 |
| shafeed | 605.04 | 4.64 |
| yeah s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d | 607.2 | 6.16 |
| shathid [ __ ] shathi | 609.68 | 6.88 |
| ah the generals oh yeah lovely general | 613.36 | 5.36 |
| store yeah oh yeah they're open you'd | 616.56 | 5.04 |
| think you'd know shafeed welcome to make | 618.72 | 4.88 |
| a purchase use the terminal in the next | 621.6 | 3.919 |
| room i'm gonna use the terminal uh egg | 623.6 | 3.6 |
| basket and two chickens oh you're | 625.519 | 2.961 |
| getting it getting into the chicken | 627.2 | 3.44 |
| business i guess we are oh we're gonna | 628.48 | 4.72 |
| mate chickens oh they're adorable what | 630.64 | 3.759 |
| you're gonna name them this one we're | 633.2 | 3.44 |
| gonna name blackie blacky and whitey | 634.399 | 4.321 |
| blacky and whiny okay that'll be easy to | 636.64 | 3.199 |
| remember | 638.72 | 4.72 |
| okay oh got blackie in there do you yep | 639.839 | 5.761 |
| don't i yep you do is he in there for | 643.44 | 3.2 |
| you | 645.6 | 3.359 |
| yep all right i'm just seeing weird [ __ ] | 646.64 | 3.439 |
| that's okay | 648.959 | 3.281 |
| william yep don't step on the chickens | 650.079 | 3.921 |
| now okay i'll try not to we're gonna | 652.24 | 5.44 |
| head back to the ranch okay | 654.0 | 6.13 |
| all right | 657.68 | 5.719 |
| [Music] | 660.13 | 3.269 |
| you hang it on blackie | 663.519 | 3.121 |
| simon i'm thinking we should use this | 667.6 | 3.76 |
| building right over here so the chickens | 669.6 | 4.72 |
| don't escape oh for now we could build a | 671.36 | 5.919 |
| coop later or something right | 674.32 | 5.199 |
| do i need this or there's feed all right | 677.279 | 4.401 |
| oh there's some chicken feed in this uh | 679.519 | 4.481 |
| old beat up refrigerator oh i remember | 681.68 | 4.56 |
| this refrigerator your grandpappy would | 684.0 | 3.68 |
| lock your grandma up in this when she | 686.24 | 4.159 |
| got mouthy really yeah wow that adds up | 687.68 | 4.48 |
| grandma liked to get tied up too how'd | 690.399 | 3.68 |
| you know that grandpa talked a lot when | 692.16 | 4.96 |
| he drank there's feed for you chickies | 694.079 | 5.2 |
| oh blacky whitey what do you think yum | 697.12 | 4.719 |
| yum so this is the water tank i we call | 699.279 | 4.56 |
| these coolers where we're from oh yeah i | 701.839 | 3.68 |
| think i would call that a cooler too i | 703.839 | 3.601 |
| would never call this a water tank no | 705.519 | 5.44 |
| not once i got a bucket | 707.44 | 3.519 |
| oh no salmon or chicken's getting away | 711.44 | 4.079 |
| oh yeah just eat or install boop | 713.04 | 4.32 |
| damn it | 715.519 | 3.44 |
| y'all suck at this | 717.36 | 4.8 |
| what do you think simon uh you know what | 718.959 | 5.921 |
| right next to the right next to it yeah | 722.16 | 4.799 |
| yeah go for it right there sure oh | 724.88 | 3.28 |
| that'll be a good spot for our chicken | 726.959 | 2.721 |
| coop so where should we put the table | 728.16 | 4.799 |
| sauce simon uh there do it i'm gonna | 729.68 | 6.88 |
| grab some fuel oh yeah okay here we go | 732.959 | 4.721 |
| all right oh | 736.56 | 4.64 |
| yeah what do i do it says e to install | 737.68 | 5.159 |
| do it | 741.2 | 3.6 |
| yeah there you go | 742.839 | 4.041 |
| oh man it doesn't it's on it's you don't | 744.8 | 3.76 |
| even have to push it nope | 746.88 | 3.92 |
| and then boop oh flanks holy [ __ ] we got | 748.56 | 4.32 |
| two all right hold on let me find some | 750.8 | 4.7 |
| more logs | 752.88 | 9.7 |
| [Music] | 755.5 | 7.08 |
| is this it is this the last of the wood | 766.959 | 5.761 |
| last one all right by the way thank you | 768.639 | 6.801 |
| for your help oh absolutely | 772.72 | 3.76 |
| oh | 775.44 | 3.36 |
| there you go what a nice joking key up | 776.48 | 4.159 |
| proceed to open the door i'm opening the | 778.8 | 3.839 |
| door let's give these guys new home oh | 780.639 | 4.161 |
| [ __ ] oh they're gone no they're not i'm | 782.639 | 3.601 |
| looking at one oh okay i was just trying | 784.8 | 4.56 |
| to act like they were gone oh oh yeah | 786.24 | 6.399 |
| oop dropped him down there | 789.36 | 3.279 |
| i can tell you guys are new at chickens | 793.04 | 3.68 |
| yeah oh shut you in there we already got | 799.04 | 4.32 |
| eggs simon oh that isn't it that's two | 801.04 | 4.479 |
| eggs you got two eggs already uh yeah | 803.36 | 4.08 |
| you don't want to break those be careful | 805.519 | 4.401 |
| well you're simon's stepping on it sorry | 807.44 | 4.079 |
| simon do you see what our next thing is | 809.92 | 3.84 |
| demolish house oh yeah i would recommend | 811.519 | 3.841 |
| it that thing's a piece of [ __ ] that | 813.76 | 2.84 |
| sounds like fun actually | 815.36 | 2.64 |
| [Music] | 816.6 | 3.799 |
| so wait how you oh [ __ ] you just whack | 818.0 | 4.32 |
| it hold down the tab you got your thing | 820.399 | 4.24 |
| okay it'll show what you can | 822.32 | 4.079 |
| holy crap | 824.639 | 5.521 |
| that's amazing that that destruction | 826.399 | 7.961 |
| oh yeah that's looking good boys | 830.16 | 4.2 |
| [Music] | 835.66 | 3.259 |
| oh [ __ ] all right damn one hell of a | 853.279 | 6.601 |
| crowbar | 856.88 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 865.95 | 3.189 |
| [Music] | 874.74 | 3.679 |
| simon yeah | 882.16 | 4.799 |
| you comfy i am wet my friend maybe we | 884.399 | 4.081 |
| can sleep somewhere not like this | 886.959 | 3.361 |
| tomorrow night yeah this is horrible | 888.48 | 3.919 |
| like anywhere right you all know you | 890.32 | 3.519 |
| left the table saw | 892.399 | 4.841 |
| oh [ __ ] | 893.839 | 3.401 |
| all right ah rise and shine hey good | 899.519 | 5.361 |
| morning i'm turning this off i hate good | 902.32 | 4.72 |
| call let's go finish the house simon | 904.88 | 5.16 |
| okay | 907.04 | 3.0 |
| yeah congratulations you completed the | 918.56 | 3.92 |
| quest you are now free to explore the | 920.639 | 3.841 |
| open world build additional facilities | 922.48 | 3.919 |
| purchase and breed animals obtain new | 924.48 | 4.64 |
| vehicles go hunting ah all kinds of fun | 926.399 | 4.88 |
| stuff starting our new life here simon | 929.12 | 4.24 |
| together pretending to be brothers i | 931.279 | 4.24 |
| mean being brothers i'm so glad you guys | 933.36 | 4.0 |
| moved into town shouldn't you go home at | 935.519 | 4.161 |
| some point | 937.36 | 3.36 |
| simon | 939.68 | 2.64 |
| do you see the new space mammoth shirt | 940.72 | 4.96 |
| on our design by human store | 942.32 | 3.36 |
| it's pretty cool | 946.079 | 2.721 |
| good night | 950.0 | 3.24 |
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Man, I gotta say, watching the latest Ranch Simulator videos from Neebs Gaming has been an absolute blast. Those guys never fail to make me laugh with their unique brand of chaotic comedy. And seeing them try to run an entire ranch with no prior experience? Comedy gold.
Neebs and Appsro have no idea what they're doing but that makes it even funnier. Trying to birth a calf, getting charged by angry bulls, nearly burning down their barn - they face every ranch disaster you can imagine. But they power through with goofy optimism and hilarious bickering.
And the cinematic camera work takes it to the next level. You really feel immersed in their wacky ranch world thanks to those sweeping landscape shots and closeups on their expressive faces. It's like you're right there sharing in the triumphs and frustrations. No other gaming channel quite matches the cinematic quality of a Neebs production.
So if you're looking for some good-natured laughs and want to experience the wild world of ranching through a uniquely funny lens, I can't recommend Neebs Gaming's Ranch Simulator series enough. They always manage to find the humor in any game and take you along for a wildly entertaining ride.
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