Two idiots inherit a ranch... - RANCH SIM

Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video where our favorite duo inherits a ranch? I mean, let's be real, in...
Two idiots inherit a ranch... - RANCH SIM
Two idiots inherit a ranch... - RANCH SIM

Two idiots inherit a ranch... - RANCH SIM

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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video where two idiots inherit a ranch in RANCH SIM?

simon: Oh yeah, that one is hilarious! Those two are such doofuses, it's impossible not to laugh.

neebs: I know, right? Watching them try to run a ranch is pure comedy gold. I could watch it on repeat all day.

simon: Definitely! And that shirt they're wearing in the video is just the cherry on top. We should get matching ones, Appsro.

appsro: I'm in! Let's show our support for those two idiots and their ranch antics. Maybe we'll even start our own ranch one day, who knows?

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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video where our favorite duo inherits a ranch? I mean, let's be real, inheriting a ranch sounds like a dream come true, right? But knowing these two, I can only imagine the shenanigans they get themselves into.

If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button and show some love on their Patreon page. And did you see that awesome shirt they're rocking in the video? I definitely need to get my hands on one of those Space Mammoth tees!

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oh boy here we are yep here we are which0.325.439
one of our relatives died against our4.04.4
grandfather we were all very close yes5.7594.081
of course that's right i remember him8.44.08
now okay he always played with me and9.844.719
never hit me he might have hit me oh my12.484.48
god look how beautiful this mountain is14.5594.48
right behind us i'm saying this area is16.964.0
badass this is gorgeous so this was19.0394.4
grandpa's place yeah this is now our20.963.44
place23.4392.561
where's the house is that his house over24.43.84
here yeah okay should we go to where the26.05.84
blue dot is28.243.6
[Music]32.47914.08
it's a letter salmon oh it is from44.164.879
grandpa hello grandchildren even though46.5594.241
it just says it's to me if you read this49.0392.881
letter then you agreed to fulfill my50.82.56
last will and i ca and came to our51.923.119
family ranch it is desolate because i53.363.359
did not have the time and opportunity to55.0392.641
deal with it i heard he was a56.7192.881
procrastinator plus a big drinker for57.683.6
sure come into the house i left a few59.63.2
things in the attic that will help you i61.283.36
believe in you your loving grandfather62.84.4
that's nice first quest completed hey64.645.36
let's check out that [ __ ] house yeah67.24.56
um there's our tent simon we'll be70.03.28
staying there in the meantime i think71.764.08
but uh we save our games there too okay73.285.839
this is a nice-looking ranch house it's75.845.12
got potential it's got a lot of79.1195.04
potential jesus christ grandpa i love80.965.519
the design of this thing good lord this84.1595.041
is a death trap yep so let's be careful86.4795.361
every time we walk in for oops oh god89.24.72
and the floors too my goodness okay91.843.52
they're looking pretty holy oh yeah93.922.32
you're going to fly all right you're95.362.32
going to fall right through potentially96.243.04
oh boy you really got to watch what97.683.6
you're seven oh look at that mattress99.283.839
set that [ __ ] stained i mean it looks101.283.44
more like black mold okay that's103.1193.201
probably black mold yeah we could sleep104.723.359
on that no problem yeah yeah yeah to the106.324.079
tent to the to ted tant108.0794.881
i'll race you to the tears oh basement110.3993.76
it's like when we were kids growing up112.963.439
and having fun and playing yeah grandpa114.1594.24
would throw stones at us he did throw116.3994.08
stones you can sleep until morning and118.3994.481
save your progress any time perfect oh i120.4794.64
gotta hold yeah get up simon we've got122.884.239
work to do okay second floor of the125.1194.56
house it says racy the hair yeah127.1195.041
remove the obstacle and find the chest129.6794.081
yeah all right i'm gonna remove this132.163.76
obstacle which is a [ __ ] covered133.765.119
mattress [ __ ] covered mattress demolish135.924.959
remove item selected should have never138.8793.841
separated from you140.8793.201
well you're getting the layout of the142.723.28
house so you know for both of us holding144.084.0
tab and is that demolished i'm going to146.05.04
demolish it molly [ __ ] i did good still148.084.56
trying to find a way to get upstairs151.043.12
i'll see you up here i'm in the attic152.642.879
remember when we play in the attic154.162.799
that's where he used to throw darts at155.5192.72
me156.9593.761
he was a big throwing things158.2395.201
guy bad aim thankfully no [ __ ] clue160.724.48
how to get upstairs and i'm probably163.444.4
running in the same places over and over165.24.399
time to come up here i'm on the second167.843.28
floor you said you're in the third floor169.5993.36
i'm in the attic well is that the third171.124.0
floor the fourth floor the top floor i172.9593.36
know you know175.123.28
do i have one more floor to go i wasn't176.3193.92
i see you178.43.04
you see me180.2392.561
now i see you181.443.519
man you always were the dumb kid grandpa182.83.439
would have thrown so many things at you184.9592.401
right now186.2392.72
all right i'm gonna open the chest oh187.363.68
there you go i couldn't oh good there's188.9594.801
a gun pick it up that's grandpa's gun191.044.4
yeah but he'd never shoot it he'd just193.763.92
throw it yeah yeah and look at this it's195.444.32
got some cash and then there's a note197.684.0
eat a reed go ahead read it take this199.763.759
revolver in the forest and there are201.684.0
many wild animals that can cause you203.5194.241
trouble i've left some money and ammo205.684.0
one more thing you'll need a car yeah in207.763.759
the garage at the entrance to the ranch209.684.4
there is an old utv you will need to use211.5195.121
spare parts to fix it up okay214.085.92
oh look at this beaut oh what a car yep216.645.04
what a car so hey but there are all220.03.28
these things that you go up to when you221.683.44
go up to them yeah it doesn't say pick223.283.44
it up uh some of them you do like this225.123.28
one i'm looking at oh there it is pick a226.723.36
tire and then i'm gonna bring it here228.43.919
and you just hit e to install it so yep230.084.48
i already got a tire hold on eat install232.3193.28
yeah234.562.59
all right all right235.5995.84
[Music]237.156.289
i'm gonna get this tire by the house all241.4395.281
right and i got this log243.4394.72
oh hey y'all246.724.0
oh hello hello hey buddy how you doing248.1593.681
hey what are you are you guys250.723.28
trespassing what's going on here no this251.845.2
was our grandpa's place oh gotcha you254.05.6
you're the kids yeah yep yep the grand257.044.96
the the grand babies yeah that's us all259.63.84
right yeah hey i'm a neighbor i just262.02.96
came over here to see what all the fuss263.443.84
was about there was fuss well i heard264.964.56
you know noise and oh yeah yeah being a267.284.16
good neighbor get it yeah check it out269.523.44
this is a small community a bunch of271.443.36
tight-knit people we check on each other272.963.84
we rub each other we have a good time274.84.399
well it is a pleasure sir fixing up the276.84.8
uh the old car i see yeah279.1994.481
if you could call it that yep oh your281.63.92
granddaddy loved this vehicle he ran283.683.44
over many children with it that sounds285.523.44
about right i think he ran me over at287.123.359
least once what you doing with that log288.963.519
boy i was trying to install it but it290.4794.0
won't install the log you're putting a292.4794.241
log on the car seat it says install i294.4793.921
thought maybe i could pick it up i296.723.44
wasn't sure yeah we're not gonna want298.43.84
that in our car simon's not the uh i'm300.164.0
gonna guess you're the smart one yeah so302.243.679
how far from here do you live yeah i304.163.84
live with my wife kind of near the lake305.9194.161
oh you're married yeah i'm married i got308.05.44
a wife that's great310.083.36
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah good job boys314.244.48
yeah there you go yeah yeah that thing's319.124.48
just like new322.083.28
oh man the weather has turned the [ __ ]323.63.84
out here325.364.32
oh [ __ ] diamond god damn it we gotta go327.444.08
to the gas station okay where's the gas329.684.959
station i'll bet you see a blue dot331.525.92
hang on to something back there or not334.6394.641
ah337.444.24
easy there easy easy339.285.44
okay i don't see the the dot you guys341.684.48
said you were leading the way yeah go344.723.039
straight down this road son straight346.163.68
down this road yeah down the road i been347.7594.0
down this road so many times i'll bet349.843.6
you live here i do351.7593.44
gas stations right up here on your left353.442.96
buddy boy355.1992.56
and356.42.4
perfect357.7591.841
ah358.84.399
okay i love this old place you do359.65.36
all right so i got the gas all right363.1993.601
salmon you go for it where do you it's364.964.0
telling me that i can flip the car which366.83.519
of course i don't want to we don't need368.964.079
the flip so where is the gas hey put the370.3194.241
gas in the car that's something you373.0393.28
might have looked at before you grab the374.563.52
handle you know all right so i'll376.3193.841
release the gas yeah i wouldn't leave378.083.36
that on the ground like all right let me380.163.68
go simon like you see the blue we gotta381.443.84
you have to start paying attention to383.844.16
blue dots all right blue dot oh there385.284.4
was something in the back there we're388.04.319
refueling thank goodness you said i was389.684.4
the dumb one i'm smart enough to know392.3194.241
that okay got that jerry can't fill but394.084.239
the car's not filled car's not filled396.563.6
where's the this looks like it would be398.3193.681
a gas tank right there doesn't it400.164.0
because it's a gas tank man you are a402.04.639
douchey neighbor i'm just saying404.166.0
i know uh i noticed a blue dot down that406.6397.201
way all right i see it 249 meters do you410.166.319
drink mister oh all the time all right413.845.759
so are you drinking now yep oh several416.4796.961
shots before i came over oh boy oh what419.5997.521
well i'd say that'd be an upgrade huh oh423.446.159
yeah yeah that's nice one car here at427.124.4
the lot huh oh yeah oh and here's tammy429.5994.32
hey tammy tammy's my employee oh you own431.524.16
this place i own this place also on the433.9193.521
gas station and you're just telling us435.683.6
now yeah interesting i'm kind of the437.444.479
mayor oh oh god i must give a439.284.08
construction manual this book helped me441.9192.481
rebuild your head keep in mind the443.362.16
construction's only permitted on your444.42.72
ranch territory that makes sense why445.523.04
would okay well that's what i wanted to447.122.72
tell you good luck with your man thank448.563.44
you tammy we can build [ __ ] now yeah you449.844.24
got a building book okay so now we talk452.04.16
with the car sales person how's business454.084.16
sir todd don't limit them money for new456.163.439
cause we install radio players and458.242.799
they're four wheelers for only ten459.5994.401
dollars okay it is dark dark very dark461.0394.56
listen it gets dark out here in the464.04.08
country yeah it gets dark everywhere in465.5994.561
the world yep especially at night yeah468.084.0
at night time i've noticed that470.164.0
williams garage who's william william472.085.28
yeah that's me oh you're will we didn't474.165.12
hello william pleasure that's not my477.363.519
real name that's you know i wanted479.283.359
something friendly sounded my legal name480.8793.76
is [ __ ] you482.6393.521
click an upgrade but it says zero484.6393.361
dollars you got to have money for the486.163.759
upgrade yeah we understand how that488.05.44
go you get it well i'll see489.9194.321
oh493.443.12
there you go oh so i had to pull out and494.244.72
pull extras done you switched to radio496.563.759
and then you click upgrade that was498.963.28
simon's fault it said i had no money500.3192.88
though502.243.12
let's move on from that move on503.1993.601
seriously though are you gonna be with505.363.76
us like the whole damn time yeah i like506.83.92
you boys are you going to the general509.123.68
store the hardware's yes go to the510.723.92
hardware store at night why not i can512.83.359
guide you to the hardware store all514.643.519
right well i can follow the blue dot too516.1593.601
sir thanks all right take a right here518.1594.081
in the form oh there's a okay519.764.24
oh my god522.243.44
let's wait till the morning hey come on524.03.2
you know what i own a burger joint over525.683.279
here let's get some midnight food we can527.24.97
sleep in the burger joint okay528.95916.241
[Music]532.1714.87
all right boys to the hardware store545.23.52
yeah547.045.2
so william i mean [ __ ] you yeah um548.725.36
wife wasn't concerned you didn't make it552.244.8
home now she's fine she's old forgets oh554.084.4
yep oh hey we're here at the hardware557.043.52
store we really could have just walked558.484.24
here in like 20 seconds last year yeah560.564.24
look i'm like look i'm a businessman you562.724.0
know i own a gas station yep i want564.83.28
people to buy fuel don't want to put566.722.48
things too close together you know what568.081.92
i mean569.23.44
no employees huh n uh no not here this570.04.64
is kind of a diy place know what i mean572.646.24
oh simon yeah we have 676 bucks and we574.646.72
are to buy an ax a crowbar and a cheap578.884.8
table saw ooh those are all good items i581.364.64
believe it table saw is great yeah this583.683.92
is a cheap one yep there's all your586.03.92
items out there right i think you got to587.64.72
hold down right click ah and then you589.924.32
left click when you're happy and oh yeah592.323.199
i like that594.242.4
yeah595.5192.161
yeah596.642.72
all right table saw we're gonna go to597.683.76
the general store now599.365.68
shadeed works there sinead601.445.76
shafeed605.044.64
yeah s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d607.26.16
shathid [ __ ] shathi609.686.88
ah the generals oh yeah lovely general613.365.36
store yeah oh yeah they're open you'd616.565.04
think you'd know shafeed welcome to make618.724.88
a purchase use the terminal in the next621.63.919
room i'm gonna use the terminal uh egg623.63.6
basket and two chickens oh you're625.5192.961
getting it getting into the chicken627.23.44
business i guess we are oh we're gonna628.484.72
mate chickens oh they're adorable what630.643.759
you're gonna name them this one we're633.23.44
gonna name blackie blacky and whitey634.3994.321
blacky and whiny okay that'll be easy to636.643.199
remember638.724.72
okay oh got blackie in there do you yep639.8395.761
don't i yep you do is he in there for643.443.2
you645.63.359
yep all right i'm just seeing weird [ __ ]646.643.439
that's okay648.9593.281
william yep don't step on the chickens650.0793.921
now okay i'll try not to we're gonna652.245.44
head back to the ranch okay654.06.13
all right657.685.719
[Music]660.133.269
you hang it on blackie663.5193.121
simon i'm thinking we should use this667.63.76
building right over here so the chickens669.64.72
don't escape oh for now we could build a671.365.919
coop later or something right674.325.199
do i need this or there's feed all right677.2794.401
oh there's some chicken feed in this uh679.5194.481
old beat up refrigerator oh i remember681.684.56
this refrigerator your grandpappy would684.03.68
lock your grandma up in this when she686.244.159
got mouthy really yeah wow that adds up687.684.48
grandma liked to get tied up too how'd690.3993.68
you know that grandpa talked a lot when692.164.96
he drank there's feed for you chickies694.0795.2
oh blacky whitey what do you think yum697.124.719
yum so this is the water tank i we call699.2794.56
these coolers where we're from oh yeah i701.8393.68
think i would call that a cooler too i703.8393.601
would never call this a water tank no705.5195.44
not once i got a bucket707.443.519
oh no salmon or chicken's getting away711.444.079
oh yeah just eat or install boop713.044.32
damn it715.5193.44
y'all suck at this717.364.8
what do you think simon uh you know what718.9595.921
right next to the right next to it yeah722.164.799
yeah go for it right there sure oh724.883.28
that'll be a good spot for our chicken726.9592.721
coop so where should we put the table728.164.799
sauce simon uh there do it i'm gonna729.686.88
grab some fuel oh yeah okay here we go732.9594.721
all right oh736.564.64
yeah what do i do it says e to install737.685.159
do it741.23.6
yeah there you go742.8394.041
oh man it doesn't it's on it's you don't744.83.76
even have to push it nope746.883.92
and then boop oh flanks holy [ __ ] we got748.564.32
two all right hold on let me find some750.84.7
more logs752.889.7
[Music]755.57.08
is this it is this the last of the wood766.9595.761
last one all right by the way thank you768.6396.801
for your help oh absolutely772.723.76
oh775.443.36
there you go what a nice joking key up776.484.159
proceed to open the door i'm opening the778.83.839
door let's give these guys new home oh780.6394.161
[ __ ] oh they're gone no they're not i'm782.6393.601
looking at one oh okay i was just trying784.84.56
to act like they were gone oh oh yeah786.246.399
oop dropped him down there789.363.279
i can tell you guys are new at chickens793.043.68
yeah oh shut you in there we already got799.044.32
eggs simon oh that isn't it that's two801.044.479
eggs you got two eggs already uh yeah803.364.08
you don't want to break those be careful805.5194.401
well you're simon's stepping on it sorry807.444.079
simon do you see what our next thing is809.923.84
demolish house oh yeah i would recommend811.5193.841
it that thing's a piece of [ __ ] that813.762.84
sounds like fun actually815.362.64
[Music]816.63.799
so wait how you oh [ __ ] you just whack818.04.32
it hold down the tab you got your thing820.3994.24
okay it'll show what you can822.324.079
holy crap824.6395.521
that's amazing that that destruction826.3997.961
oh yeah that's looking good boys830.164.2
[Music]835.663.259
oh [ __ ] all right damn one hell of a853.2796.601
crowbar856.883.0
[Music]865.953.189
[Music]874.743.679
simon yeah882.164.799
you comfy i am wet my friend maybe we884.3994.081
can sleep somewhere not like this886.9593.361
tomorrow night yeah this is horrible888.483.919
like anywhere right you all know you890.323.519
left the table saw892.3994.841
oh [ __ ]893.8393.401
all right ah rise and shine hey good899.5195.361
morning i'm turning this off i hate good902.324.72
call let's go finish the house simon904.885.16
okay907.043.0
yeah congratulations you completed the918.563.92
quest you are now free to explore the920.6393.841
open world build additional facilities922.483.919
purchase and breed animals obtain new924.484.64
vehicles go hunting ah all kinds of fun926.3994.88
stuff starting our new life here simon929.124.24
together pretending to be brothers i931.2794.24
mean being brothers i'm so glad you guys933.364.0
moved into town shouldn't you go home at935.5194.161
some point937.363.36
simon939.682.64
do you see the new space mammoth shirt940.724.96
on our design by human store942.323.36
it's pretty cool946.0792.721
good night950.03.24

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