The men who stare at chickens...- RANCH SIM

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video on their channel yet? It's all about the crazy adventures in Ranc...
The men who stare at chickens...- RANCH SIM
The men who stare at chickens...- RANCH SIM

The men who stare at chickens...- RANCH SIM

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Neebs Gaming! Today, we're staring at chickens in Ranch Sim, because why not?

simon: Yeah, and apparently we need eggs AND not to get killed. Sounds like a typical day on the ranch, right?

appsro: Oh, you know it! Just another day in the life of virtual cowboys staring down those menacing chickens. Gotta love it!

neebs: I mean, who needs real-life excitement when you can have the thrill of chicken-staring right from the comfort of your own home, am I right?

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expect him to like randomly show up49.363.679
somewhere and try to murder us oh you51.366.28
think yeah because he's done it before53.0394.601
well i mean i didn't kill him no i did i59.3594.961
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should have done but it's our choice i69.363.28
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that was the one we were bringing back72.644.96
oh here he is hey holy [ __ ] hey hey so74.1595.201
can we disagree don't kill our animals77.63.68
i'm sorry about the pig thing i should79.364.079
have asked you but look pork delivered81.283.839
yeah i know that we weren't ready for83.4393.761
the rest of the stuff you know i'll pay85.1194.0
you for that pig don't worry about it no87.24.32
you will not yeah look bobby joe's gonna89.1196.241
pay you good for this breakfast let's go91.523.84
wanna get this guy real quick who's got97.364.64
it who's got it i got it i got it99.525.76
oh slow down for me102.06.24
damn it i've got a real load up yeah uh105.287.36
oh it's going easy yep oh oh108.247.4
i'm surprised y'all don't sell [ __ ]123.1196.201
eggs here sell chicken sell eggs124.7194.601
let's load them up oh one more hog129.445.84
couple more hands get in there fatty all132.724.56
right what you gonna name your chickens135.283.36
i'm not naming them we ought to name137.283.92
them after something like 80s movies138.643.679
i don't want to know you this one's141.22.72
going to be total recall and then this142.3193.841
one over here is maybe like mannequin143.924.959
put big in pixar pig is him146.165.68
all right i'll take it148.8798.121
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all right162.3194.161
rally ride163.844.96
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come on baby oh sorry all right sorry168.85.04
all right and there you go all the food171.5194.321
you can handle jigglypuff173.844.56
all right come in with me175.844.88
come on come on baby get in them you two178.44.72
too come on all right close the door180.724.72
there you go bulbasaur's getting real183.123.68
big isn't she185.443.6
should i shoot her no no okay just check186.84.079
it i checked this time189.044.16
um right we're good there we need five190.8794.961
more eggs maybe by tomorrow morning hey193.26.6
let's finish up this thing195.843.96
let's go to bed y'all212.7993.421
you're going there i'm going here oh222.643.92
wait no it's the opposite all right yeah224.2394.801
get out of here226.562.48
you better wake up we got a big old day236.085.359
today gonna finish a bond there you go238.9596.56
get your day started lazy damn241.4394.08
i love you see you tonight245.5995.601
not sure where i would see the eggs i'm248.2394.321
guessing see them in there and they251.23.759
would look like eggs yeah of course i252.564.48
don't see any if you see any [ __ ] in254.9593.921
there too please remove that i don't see257.044.479
any [ __ ]258.882.639
all right you fill the water let's look262.04.24
at me i'm doing things i just put water264.245.44
in there you're a rancher i am a rancher266.245.76
and then i'll put this down yeah it just269.685.44
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yeah that's just the one that's in the275.124.38
basket good morning bulbasaur276.6395.921
let's head on out the store guys282.565.6
i like our little circle back here yeah285.286.26
no that's nice yeah288.169.63
how about that after are you okay298.84.72
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old table saw that's good hey baby good303.525.519
morning shadeed 75 bucks for that piece306.325.12
of [ __ ] what yeah i wouldn't even pay309.0394.241
that to be honest good god all right311.444.4
better than nothing313.284.56
oh god i hate this315.843.44
load up that feed let's swing by the317.843.44
hardware store quick319.284.8
how much is the 30 a bag all right feed321.286.56
the pigs thirty a bed don't [ __ ] the324.085.6
pigs thirty327.843.04
thirty you're bad330.883.759
worst goddamn song from that mary332.723.6
poppins movie i don't think that was in334.6393.041
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birds toppings a bag337.683.44
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yeah the other night up in these parts i369.9194.961
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there he is he's coming for you me oh382.884.8
[ __ ] boy385.1994.801
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pumped two more into him didn't you well391.64.879
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[ __ ] got the deer got the wolf hey406.846.52
i'm a crack damn shot i think the deer410.6394.481
disappeared what because the wolf got413.363.839
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[ __ ] oh stop it there right there oh417.1996.641
[ __ ] hold on420.83.04
no more no more that's a good chunk of424.964.079
meat right 40 you have 45 concrete yep426.564.96
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i thought you only needed 40. okay maybe431.525.88
you're right i hope you're right433.443.96
oh boy goodbye you're doing great437.9193.84
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children down it jiggly puff you see455.5993.521
this well457.5994.641
look look at it459.124.72
hey is there is there an empty bucket462.244.399
over there uh an empty bucket yes there463.845.039
is bring it over here yup yup yup all466.6394.481
right yeah pop it on popping this on468.8795.121
here attaching the buckets going down oh471.125.199
yep it's going down so now i think uh474.04.879
you grab the handle yes sir476.3195.6
and then rotate the mouse478.8794.481
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okay is the bucket yeah the bucket's485.842.96
full of water like it's full of water487.443.28
you want to grab the bucket yep i got488.85.119
the bucket romeo oh romeo where i fought490.724.8
out there d you remember the part of493.9194.0
that play when romeo [ __ ] a pig495.525.76
two-wire it's my favorite part497.9193.361
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go today i'm gonna clean up this [ __ ] in503.7594.88
here no one else does505.5995.921
is that pig dead no he's sleeping don't508.6397.28
don't wake him all right you're lucky511.528.24
morning morning521.362.96
oh please come on chickie chicks come on524.84.4
just some [ __ ] i don't think i've529.24.8
noticed the the bird [ __ ] yeah i know531.2795.521
well good for you there's uh pig [ __ ]534.05.44
all around too536.82.64
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of [ __ ] good job yeah look at that let547.765.8
me get this one too there you go549.364.2
[ __ ]571.8393.0
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can you put any on the house you got584.642.8
enough materials at least put a couple586.03.36
uh yeah go go ahead you place one on the587.443.519
house wherever you want if it works589.364.64
simon i've never uh never do it time590.9594.721
you know what i'm gonna put it right595.684.64
where the damn actual lamps are wait do596.9595.201
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don't ever try that602.162.72
well when i go up to it it's not telling606.03.92
me it doesn't give you a prompt608.04.24
but i am holding the you know so609.924.24
whichever here i'm gonna put it up here612.243.76
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anywhere inside oh yeah what about this616.04.64
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episode's place oh yeah and there we go629.5196.161
oh that looks great yeah thank you boys637.766.4
i can't believe i'm just staring at642.883.68
chickens uh yep maybe if i stare with644.165.2
you i'll stare too probably help a lot646.566.0
come on you little shits649.363.2
two eggs wow what was that all about i652.84.479
was trying to scare the chickens i'm655.683.52
sorry i guess the ricochet must have hit657.2794.721
him or you shot him point blank no no i659.25.36
i shot near the chicken bullet bounced662.04.48
off hit him right in the head664.564.8
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oh we've got two eggs two eggs was it680.3994.801
poop it might have been [ __ ] it was683.23.84
probably [ __ ] that's what it was not685.24.56
even one egg sorry no no it was [ __ ]687.045.61
just a couple shits689.7614.96
all right [ __ ]704.723.52
we got eggs yeah there you go two eggs709.444.639
three eggs712.563.839
they might be pieces of [ __ ] nope nope714.0794.641
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i bet she hungry732.323.36
you think it's been three days right734.0793.281
yeah probably not you ought to be full735.684.0
of [ __ ] pork737.365.32
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we got some eggs for you748.163.919
180 for that breakfast smackers wow and752.8397.24
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