The men who stare at chickens...- RANCH SIM
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Neebs Gaming! Today, we're staring at chickens in Ranch Sim, because why not?
simon: Yeah, and apparently we need eggs AND not to get killed. Sounds like a typical day on the ranch, right?
appsro: Oh, you know it! Just another day in the life of virtual cowboys staring down those menacing chickens. Gotta love it!
neebs: I mean, who needs real-life excitement when you can have the thrill of chicken-staring right from the comfort of your own home, am I right?
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| we got the park you just killed the he | 1.599 | 5.121 |
| got the ball getting that hog | 3.76 | 3.92 |
| yeah | 6.72 | 3.52 |
| all you had to do | 7.68 | 2.56 |
| that tickles | 14.48 | 16.95 |
| [Music] | 16.129 | 15.301 |
| all right simon yes sir i think we can | 46.719 | 4.641 |
| expect him to like randomly show up | 49.36 | 3.679 |
| somewhere and try to murder us oh you | 51.36 | 6.28 |
| think yeah because he's done it before | 53.039 | 4.601 |
| well i mean i didn't kill him no i did i | 59.359 | 4.961 |
| think what he did was wrong yeah it was | 62.32 | 3.44 |
| wrong without our permission that was | 64.32 | 3.52 |
| our pick yeah he should say this is what | 65.76 | 3.6 |
| you need to do maybe that was what we | 67.84 | 3.68 |
| should have done but it's our choice i | 69.36 | 3.28 |
| don't think | 71.52 | 2.639 |
| that was the one we were bringing back | 72.64 | 4.96 |
| oh here he is hey holy [ __ ] hey hey so | 74.159 | 5.201 |
| can we disagree don't kill our animals | 77.6 | 3.68 |
| i'm sorry about the pig thing i should | 79.36 | 4.079 |
| have asked you but look pork delivered | 81.28 | 3.839 |
| yeah i know that we weren't ready for | 83.439 | 3.761 |
| the rest of the stuff you know i'll pay | 85.119 | 4.0 |
| you for that pig don't worry about it no | 87.2 | 4.32 |
| you will not yeah look bobby joe's gonna | 89.119 | 6.241 |
| pay you good for this breakfast let's go | 91.52 | 3.84 |
| wanna get this guy real quick who's got | 97.36 | 4.64 |
| it who's got it i got it i got it | 99.52 | 5.76 |
| oh slow down for me | 102.0 | 6.24 |
| damn it i've got a real load up yeah uh | 105.28 | 7.36 |
| oh it's going easy yep oh oh | 108.24 | 7.4 |
| oh | 112.64 | 3.0 |
| i'm surprised y'all don't sell [ __ ] | 123.119 | 6.201 |
| eggs here sell chicken sell eggs | 124.719 | 4.601 |
| let's load them up oh one more hog | 129.44 | 5.84 |
| couple more hands get in there fatty all | 132.72 | 4.56 |
| right what you gonna name your chickens | 135.28 | 3.36 |
| i'm not naming them we ought to name | 137.28 | 3.92 |
| them after something like 80s movies | 138.64 | 3.679 |
| i don't want to know you this one's | 141.2 | 2.72 |
| going to be total recall and then this | 142.319 | 3.841 |
| one over here is maybe like mannequin | 143.92 | 4.959 |
| put big in pixar pig is him | 146.16 | 5.68 |
| all right i'll take it | 148.879 | 8.121 |
| hold on mewtwo too you two too youtube | 151.84 | 5.16 |
| [Music] | 157.37 | 6.47 |
| all right | 162.319 | 4.161 |
| rally ride | 163.84 | 4.96 |
| here you go jigglypuff | 166.48 | 5.039 |
| come on baby oh sorry all right sorry | 168.8 | 5.04 |
| all right and there you go all the food | 171.519 | 4.321 |
| you can handle jigglypuff | 173.84 | 4.56 |
| all right come in with me | 175.84 | 4.88 |
| come on come on baby get in them you two | 178.4 | 4.72 |
| too come on all right close the door | 180.72 | 4.72 |
| there you go bulbasaur's getting real | 183.12 | 3.68 |
| big isn't she | 185.44 | 3.6 |
| should i shoot her no no okay just check | 186.8 | 4.079 |
| it i checked this time | 189.04 | 4.16 |
| um right we're good there we need five | 190.879 | 4.961 |
| more eggs maybe by tomorrow morning hey | 193.2 | 6.6 |
| let's finish up this thing | 195.84 | 3.96 |
| [Music] | 201.91 | 12.409 |
| let's go to bed y'all | 212.799 | 3.421 |
| yep | 214.319 | 8.321 |
| [Music] | 216.22 | 8.019 |
| you're going there i'm going here oh | 222.64 | 3.92 |
| wait no it's the opposite all right yeah | 224.239 | 4.801 |
| get out of here | 226.56 | 2.48 |
| [Music] | 231.9 | 3.289 |
| you better wake up we got a big old day | 236.08 | 5.359 |
| today gonna finish a bond there you go | 238.959 | 6.56 |
| get your day started lazy damn | 241.439 | 4.08 |
| i love you see you tonight | 245.599 | 5.601 |
| not sure where i would see the eggs i'm | 248.239 | 4.321 |
| guessing see them in there and they | 251.2 | 3.759 |
| would look like eggs yeah of course i | 252.56 | 4.48 |
| don't see any if you see any [ __ ] in | 254.959 | 3.921 |
| there too please remove that i don't see | 257.04 | 4.479 |
| any [ __ ] | 258.88 | 2.639 |
| all right you fill the water let's look | 262.0 | 4.24 |
| at me i'm doing things i just put water | 264.24 | 5.44 |
| in there you're a rancher i am a rancher | 266.24 | 5.76 |
| and then i'll put this down yeah it just | 269.68 | 5.44 |
| says one egg of 30 and there's nothing | 272.0 | 4.639 |
| yeah that's just the one that's in the | 275.12 | 4.38 |
| basket good morning bulbasaur | 276.639 | 5.921 |
| [Music] | 279.5 | 5.78 |
| let's head on out the store guys | 282.56 | 5.6 |
| i like our little circle back here yeah | 285.28 | 6.26 |
| no that's nice yeah | 288.16 | 9.63 |
| [Music] | 291.54 | 6.25 |
| how about that after are you okay | 298.8 | 4.72 |
| all right so we're getting rid of the | 302.08 | 4.24 |
| old table saw that's good hey baby good | 303.52 | 5.519 |
| morning shadeed 75 bucks for that piece | 306.32 | 5.12 |
| of [ __ ] what yeah i wouldn't even pay | 309.039 | 4.241 |
| that to be honest good god all right | 311.44 | 4.4 |
| better than nothing | 313.28 | 4.56 |
| oh god i hate this | 315.84 | 3.44 |
| load up that feed let's swing by the | 317.84 | 3.44 |
| hardware store quick | 319.28 | 4.8 |
| how much is the 30 a bag all right feed | 321.28 | 6.56 |
| the pigs thirty a bed don't [ __ ] the | 324.08 | 5.6 |
| pigs thirty | 327.84 | 3.04 |
| thirty | 329.68 | 3.04 |
| thirty you're bad | 330.88 | 3.759 |
| worst goddamn song from that mary | 332.72 | 3.6 |
| poppins movie i don't think that was in | 334.639 | 3.041 |
| the movie though wouldn't it feed the | 336.32 | 3.68 |
| birds toppings a bag | 337.68 | 3.44 |
| a bag | 340.0 | 3.039 |
| top of the bag what is it there i don't | 341.12 | 4.48 |
| know i don't think it's that though | 343.039 | 6.16 |
| i directed that you did not no i didn't | 345.6 | 5.92 |
| but i was touched by dick van dyke no | 349.199 | 5.761 |
| you weren't no i wasn't | 351.52 | 3.44 |
| oh it's not toppings it's tuppence all | 356.72 | 4.08 |
| right at the time the british tuppence | 358.88 | 5.039 |
| was equal to about four cents okay so it | 360.8 | 6.239 |
| was the cost of a bag of breadcrumbs | 363.919 | 6.0 |
| okay you're doing great | 367.039 | 4.88 |
| yeah the other night up in these parts i | 369.919 | 4.961 |
| uh killed the deer couldn't find it got | 371.919 | 7.961 |
| attacked by a wolf oh wolf woah | 374.88 | 5.0 |
| where are you at [ __ ] where'd he go well | 381.36 | 3.839 |
| there he is he's coming for you me oh | 382.88 | 4.8 |
| [ __ ] boy | 385.199 | 4.801 |
| that's hot done that's right like you | 387.68 | 3.92 |
| got him with the first shot and then | 390.0 | 3.36 |
| pumped two more into him didn't you well | 391.6 | 4.879 |
| i was scared | 393.36 | 3.119 |
| oh is that another wolf yeah off to the | 397.44 | 3.52 |
| right and a deer | 399.039 | 3.361 |
| attacking a deer a deer and a wolf go | 400.96 | 4.0 |
| get em guys | 402.4 | 2.56 |
| [ __ ] got the deer got the wolf hey | 406.84 | 6.52 |
| i'm a crack damn shot i think the deer | 410.639 | 4.481 |
| disappeared what because the wolf got | 413.36 | 3.839 |
| the wolf damn ate it you oh son of a | 415.12 | 5.68 |
| [ __ ] oh stop it there right there oh | 417.199 | 6.641 |
| [ __ ] hold on | 420.8 | 3.04 |
| no more no more that's a good chunk of | 424.96 | 4.079 |
| meat right 40 you have 45 concrete yep | 426.56 | 4.96 |
| and i need 50. i thought you needed 60. | 429.039 | 4.401 |
| i thought you only needed 40. okay maybe | 431.52 | 5.88 |
| you're right i hope you're right | 433.44 | 3.96 |
| oh boy goodbye you're doing great | 437.919 | 3.84 |
| come on baby | 444.8 | 3.67 |
| oh final bag | 446.56 | 5.029 |
| [Music] | 448.47 | 3.119 |
| that is a well i can't wait to lose | 452.96 | 4.639 |
| children down it jiggly puff you see | 455.599 | 3.521 |
| this well | 457.599 | 4.641 |
| look look at it | 459.12 | 4.72 |
| hey is there is there an empty bucket | 462.24 | 4.399 |
| over there uh an empty bucket yes there | 463.84 | 5.039 |
| is bring it over here yup yup yup all | 466.639 | 4.481 |
| right yeah pop it on popping this on | 468.879 | 5.121 |
| here attaching the buckets going down oh | 471.12 | 5.199 |
| yep it's going down so now i think uh | 474.0 | 4.879 |
| you grab the handle yes sir | 476.319 | 5.6 |
| and then rotate the mouse | 478.879 | 4.481 |
| yeah | 481.919 | 3.921 |
| that's bringing up the bucket uh-huh | 483.36 | 4.08 |
| okay is the bucket yeah the bucket's | 485.84 | 2.96 |
| full of water like it's full of water | 487.44 | 3.28 |
| you want to grab the bucket yep i got | 488.8 | 5.119 |
| the bucket romeo oh romeo where i fought | 490.72 | 4.8 |
| out there d you remember the part of | 493.919 | 4.0 |
| that play when romeo [ __ ] a pig | 495.52 | 5.76 |
| two-wire it's my favorite part | 497.919 | 3.361 |
| all right ready to go to bed yeah let's | 502.16 | 3.439 |
| go today i'm gonna clean up this [ __ ] in | 503.759 | 4.88 |
| here no one else does | 505.599 | 5.921 |
| is that pig dead no he's sleeping don't | 508.639 | 7.28 |
| don't wake him all right you're lucky | 511.52 | 8.24 |
| [Music] | 515.919 | 5.441 |
| [Applause] | 519.76 | 4.56 |
| morning morning | 521.36 | 2.96 |
| oh please come on chickie chicks come on | 524.8 | 4.4 |
| chicks | 527.279 | 4.0 |
| just some [ __ ] i don't think i've | 529.2 | 4.8 |
| noticed the the bird [ __ ] yeah i know | 531.279 | 5.521 |
| well good for you there's uh pig [ __ ] | 534.0 | 5.44 |
| all around too | 536.8 | 2.64 |
| there you go picked up your first piece | 545.76 | 3.6 |
| of [ __ ] good job yeah look at that let | 547.76 | 5.8 |
| me get this one too there you go | 549.36 | 4.2 |
| [Music] | 556.92 | 4.58 |
| [Music] | 564.33 | 6.51 |
| [ __ ] | 571.839 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 577.37 | 7.27 |
| that looks good yeah | 582.88 | 3.12 |
| can you put any on the house you got | 584.64 | 2.8 |
| enough materials at least put a couple | 586.0 | 3.36 |
| uh yeah go go ahead you place one on the | 587.44 | 3.519 |
| house wherever you want if it works | 589.36 | 4.64 |
| simon i've never uh never do it time | 590.959 | 4.721 |
| light | 594.0 | 2.959 |
| you know what i'm gonna put it right | 595.68 | 4.64 |
| where the damn actual lamps are wait do | 596.959 | 5.201 |
| they not turn on they don't turn on i | 600.32 | 4.56 |
| don't ever try that | 602.16 | 2.72 |
| well when i go up to it it's not telling | 606.0 | 3.92 |
| me it doesn't give you a prompt | 608.0 | 4.24 |
| but i am holding the you know so | 609.92 | 4.24 |
| whichever here i'm gonna put it up here | 612.24 | 3.76 |
| anyway is there a light switch inside | 614.16 | 6.48 |
| anywhere inside oh yeah what about this | 616.0 | 4.64 |
| oh yeah the light switch inside turns | 620.88 | 3.519 |
| the lights on there you go then they | 622.72 | 3.52 |
| already work i already placed one on top | 624.399 | 3.361 |
| of a light that already works take it | 626.24 | 3.279 |
| off all right hey you put one on an | 627.76 | 5.6 |
| episode's place oh yeah and there we go | 629.519 | 6.161 |
| there | 633.36 | 2.32 |
| yeah | 635.76 | 7.12 |
| oh that looks great yeah thank you boys | 637.76 | 6.4 |
| i can't believe i'm just staring at | 642.88 | 3.68 |
| chickens uh yep maybe if i stare with | 644.16 | 5.2 |
| you i'll stare too probably help a lot | 646.56 | 6.0 |
| come on you little shits | 649.36 | 3.2 |
| two eggs wow what was that all about i | 652.8 | 4.479 |
| was trying to scare the chickens i'm | 655.68 | 3.52 |
| sorry i guess the ricochet must have hit | 657.279 | 4.721 |
| him or you shot him point blank no no i | 659.2 | 5.36 |
| i shot near the chicken bullet bounced | 662.0 | 4.48 |
| off hit him right in the head | 664.56 | 4.8 |
| i don't believe that | 666.48 | 6.68 |
| did do it | 669.36 | 3.8 |
| [Music] | 677.98 | 5.22 |
| oh we've got two eggs two eggs was it | 680.399 | 4.801 |
| poop it might have been [ __ ] it was | 683.2 | 3.84 |
| probably [ __ ] that's what it was not | 685.2 | 4.56 |
| even one egg sorry no no it was [ __ ] | 687.04 | 5.61 |
| just a couple shits | 689.76 | 14.96 |
| [Music] | 692.65 | 13.81 |
| all right [ __ ] | 704.72 | 3.52 |
| [Music] | 706.46 | 2.98 |
| oh | 708.24 | 4.32 |
| we got eggs yeah there you go two eggs | 709.44 | 4.639 |
| three eggs | 712.56 | 3.839 |
| they might be pieces of [ __ ] nope nope | 714.079 | 4.641 |
| eggs | 716.399 | 2.321 |
| all right let's go see bobby joe | 720.0 | 4.48 |
| [Applause] | 723.23 | 8.76 |
| [Music] | 724.48 | 7.51 |
| i bet she hungry | 732.32 | 3.36 |
| you think it's been three days right | 734.079 | 3.281 |
| yeah probably not you ought to be full | 735.68 | 4.0 |
| of [ __ ] pork | 737.36 | 5.32 |
| yeah | 739.68 | 3.0 |
| mommy joe | 744.32 | 3.84 |
| here we go | 746.72 | 3.8 |
| we got some eggs for you | 748.16 | 3.919 |
| [Music] | 750.52 | 2.319 |
| oh | 752.079 | 5.281 |
| 180 for that breakfast smackers wow and | 752.839 | 7.24 |
| now we can take the the meat back wait | 757.36 | 4.64 |
| did you leave four pieces of meat well | 760.079 | 4.481 |
| no she gave us the money yeah we got the | 762.0 | 4.639 |
| money and we get to meet max | 764.56 | 5.04 |
| sorry trying to there we go wow she's | 766.639 | 5.681 |
| senile huh oh big time okay have a good | 769.6 | 4.0 |
| day ma'am | 772.32 | 3.759 |
| dumb damn [ __ ] yep your husband's asked | 773.6 | 4.239 |
| us to kill you just to let you know yeah | 776.079 | 3.521 |
| it's true yeah so | 777.839 | 3.601 |
| do what you will with that you won't do | 779.6 | 3.359 |
| anything she's gonna forget you said it | 781.44 | 5.28 |
| in about five minutes aren't you dirty | 782.959 | 3.761 |
| [Music] | 787.37 | 4.79 |
| easy don't worry you'll be like where'd | 789.44 | 5.36 |
| that bullet hole come from | 792.16 | 7.16 |
| you're doing great shut it | 794.8 | 4.52 |
| [Music] | 803.77 | 3.149 |
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