HELP! - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH

Hey guys, so I just watched the latest video on the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel and let me tell you, it was a wild ride! In this episode, N...
HELP! - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH
HELP! - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH

HELP! - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH

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neebs: Hey Appsro, have you seen that latest video we did on The Long Dark: PERMADEATH?

appsro: Oh yeah, the one where you got food poisoning and I was running out of meat? That was hilarious!

neebs: I know, right? I thought I was gonna die for real with all that fake gagging.

appsro: And don't forget about the part where I was desperately trying to find more meat to keep us alive.

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Hey guys, so I just watched the latest video on the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel and let me tell you, it was a wild ride! In this episode, Neebs ends up getting food poisoning and Appsro is running low on meat. It's a hilarious and chaotic journey as they try to survive and make the best of a bad situation.

I love how the Neebs crew always manages to turn even the most mundane tasks into a fun and entertaining experience. Their chemistry and banter never fail to make me laugh, and this video was no exception. Despite the setbacks and challenges they face in the game, they always find a way to come out on top and have a good time.

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If you're a fan of hilarious gaming content and a group of friends who never fail to entertain, definitely check out Neebs Gaming. They never disappoint and always bring a smile to my face. And be sure to subscribe and support them on Patreon if you want to see more awesome videos from this talented group. Trust me, you won't regret it!


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CaptionStartDuration
[Music]3.47.58
oh I found you all the way up the hill6.7995.981
all the way back down10.984.079
come on they're here oh he's around the12.785.72
tree straight oh boy15.0593.441
come on no way no way man18.847.26
dog man they're wearing bulletproof vest23.2795.721
I think that sounds like26.12.9
okay but he started this I got 2229.345.7
bullets left32.464.259
you sure it's the same wolf I thought I35.043.24
mean I followed his tracks all the way36.7193.481
to here he's running right back to my38.282.76
house40.22.58
it's perfect that's where I want you to41.044.74
go go down the doorstep oh who's this42.783.9
guy45.783.299
it's another Wolf coming right at me46.687.52
Yep this works out fine though apps bro49.0795.121
this is another wolf no I won't thought55.7394.261
the first wolf but57.64.38
oh boy we're fighting we're fighting60.04.799
here we go right back nope don't you run61.985.88
don't you run come on get up she's gonna64.7994.921
spend all day chasing wolves I'm gonna67.865.759
kill every wolf out here here he comes69.725.719
oh here we go73.6194.941
come on75.4393.121
I should have let me fire that85.2596.18
should have let me fire that88.2597.701
where turns me around where's my house91.4394.521
it's that way96.724.82
yeah yeah98.03.54
[Music]114.797.519
thank you123.362.66
[Music]129.074.91
all right I'm back to the house130.767.38
I got food poisoning what did you eat133.984.16
oh is it old138.422.84
okay141.662.48
um147.183.12
[Music]147.776.25
wow crap crap crap nope nope not gonna150.36.18
risk it I got one Arrow only got a154.024.799
couple flares left156.486.08
there's wolves everywhere needs158.8193.741
to come from162.845.36
probably smelling my dear meat164.4593.741
took an antibiotic how do I know when to170.44.559
stop taking it oh no you might just need173.43.96
to go to sleep sleep for an hour see174.9594.261
what it does for you because I want this177.364.879
water to melt okay179.225.879
can't tell man I wish there was some way182.2394.481
to know the percentage like an exact185.0993.86
number186.722.239
okay should I try to sleep190.983.2
go for it there's a good chance it's the194.583.72
end of you though this might kill me196.443.42
Maybe198.32.28
because I don't know what the food199.861.68
poisoning I don't know if it's gonna200.582.579
stop maybe just sleep for a couple of201.543.36
hours I was gonna sleep for one hour203.1594.44
okay sleep for an hour do it all right204.95.699
I'll just eat this uh granola bar207.5996.261
might be my last meal210.5993.261
tell if I'm sad or relieved214.984.92
oh217.54.98
what's her name Whitney where219.94.8
I'm gonna miss you what's your name222.484.08
you might be okay yeah224.74.14
yeah we'll have to see here we go folks226.566.899
clicking the bed one hour do it sleeping228.846.84
come on don't kill him yet don't kill233.4593.621
him yet235.685.329
[Music]237.083.929
that took a long time for me to wake up241.3796.271
hmm245.643.36
[Music]247.654.35
I'm still here it's uh I mean it's low I249.04.5
can't tell it's not it's not giving me252.03.06
precise numbers all right well if you253.53.72
look at that okay so255.064.38
it'll also tell you how long it'll take257.224.5
for you to recover from it it will yeah259.444.199
it says 9 out of ten hours I'm looking261.723.84
at it I'm looking at your monitor nine263.6393.961
out of ten hours yeah so you yeah it's265.564.199
gonna take you nine more hours to267.63.84
recover completely from food poisoning269.7594.88
so if I slept nine hours271.443.199
but yeah maybe food poisoning just275.13.44
I'm thinking that's how it works now281.14.379
we've probably experienced this but282.95.82
we're idiots and we've forgotten well uh285.4795.101
if we're if I'm not here tomorrow we'll288.723.419
know yeah290.584.26
take a big sleep see what happens292.1395.881
okay my water's good294.845.579
afraid to eat that298.024.14
why you're gonna get food poisoning I300.4192.761
don't know how did I get to the first302.161.8
time303.182.579
it might be bad303.963.72
I don't know305.7593.901
I should eat it there right uh maybe307.686.0
food's low yeah here we go309.667.5
can't get food poisoning twice right313.686.959
is that how it works I don't know317.167.28
okay let's do it320.6393.801
nine hours326.343.83
try it boom327.66.239
[Music]330.173.669
rest335.7593.841
um oh boy my heart looks337.564.859
really low there oh are you out of food339.64.5
of water uh yep I need to drink some342.4193.861
water344.12.18
thought about drinking water first I'm346.344.24
like probably got enough348.5394.201
okay I drink water350.583.899
all right yeah you don't want any of352.743.84
your uh four core items getting red354.4793.601
right now not with your health that low356.583.559
man that's dangerous358.086.559
that's my heartbeat isn't it yeah360.1394.5
I think so370.344.48
you lucky bastard I'm gonna come back373.2592.581
from this374.825.24
bear you better look out Mage is coming375.844.22
that's true I'm not doing good man392.8194.681
[Music]395.333.309
I probably shouldn't have went after397.52.78
those wolves398.6395.28
you think I got no food400.286.039
my Health's super low403.9194.081
if I get into a fight when I have to use406.3195.181
a rifle that's a good idea408.03.5
you need to lure a wolf back to your411.743.76
house and shoot it right at your front414.124.799
door oh boy that wolf bites me one time415.56.11
I'm a goner I418.9195.22
[Music]421.614.27
mean it's a nasty outside right now424.1393.361
hopefully I'm gonna sleep wake up425.883.539
tomorrow it's gonna be pretty and I need427.53.36
to get more Crow feathers to make more429.4194.741
arrows that's my plan you know what I'm430.865.339
just gonna go back to my other cabin434.163.72
and see if I had some peaches or436.1993.661
something over there and if I see a wolf437.883.24
I'll shoot up my rifle and hopefully439.863.179
I'll kill it441.123.299
and if not443.0394.581
it's been nice knowing you444.4193.201
man I just realized I'm freezing451.44.38
so caught up on the hungry thing457.84.1
what a day the desperation's starting to463.587.119
set in isn't it yeah466.9193.78
now I gotta get to my little yellow471.183.84
train car over here and build a fire oh472.86.06
yeah do you have any emergency stems475.027.459
um I might yeah478.863.619
should I go and use it now483.367.679
okay it's like could use it to run back486.187.56
run back to your trailer maybe well I491.0395.041
see my train car up ahead I just gotta493.745.12
get in there and get a fire496.082.78
uh it was pretty I mean it never works499.027.679
but uh yeah I did get it going okay502.026.78
yeah I lived in there for a few nights506.6993.84
I'm thinking the other train car I know508.83.06
there was a train car you got it one510.5395.041
time yeah because it was on511.865.58
am I hearing a heartbeat515.583.899
uh yeah that's probably your heartbeat517.445.12
should I use the stem519.4793.081
Maybe522.7793.0
all right I'm doing it527.3394.44
stem use529.264.699
here we go531.7794.68
fatigue reduced533.9594.181
okay536.4593.121
a bit of Health no yeah that's really538.142.1
good539.582.819
to your uh540.243.659
to my what542.3993.781
why do you tell me this before what well543.8994.201
you're tired meter I'm a tired meter546.184.219
okay548.12.299
okay so I can get a fire going here and550.444.079
you have a bedroll552.8395.721
uh yeah there's one right here Tinder554.5194.041
heat up560.2792.661
feel bad for you right now I'm just564.65.34
chilling inside Talking water okay I had566.16.179
a good life don't worry about me569.945.0
hello man572.2792.661
fire lit perfect first try how many575.764.519
hours578.162.119
clearly really tired well listen581.14.08
I have no food583.444.94
I can't stay here585.183.2
yep and hope I have something at the588.543.359
other place590.943.06
I got one hour right now so how many591.8995.581
sodas nope nothing nothing water594.06.36
uh yeah no water okay well that's597.485.72
at least I can drink600.362.84
[Music]603.256.649
okay weather what do you look like this607.84.4
morning609.8992.301
probably stinky I got a lot of food on615.423.539
me let me617.644.379
get some of my food out here got plenty618.9594.081
of food622.0193.781
but I need623.044.77
Crow feathers625.84.26
[Music]627.814.29
I wish all those wolves I killed ages630.064.56
ago were still out in this yard632.15.84
let's get Crow feathers off of them634.623.32
all right oh man it's642.34.86
it's almost too damn cold to get out644.2796.781
three uh three arrows down I should wait647.165.64
I should wait until the sun comes up a651.063.6
little bit more or should I let me look652.83.96
around maybe there's a body654.664.7
crows and he Crow feathers656.764.62
how you doing659.364.659
uh boiling some water I have some coffee661.385.28
should I make some coffee it's not a bad664.0193.661
idea666.664.02
okay okay yep there's wolves out and667.685.219
about already guys I just love hanging670.684.5
around here they know I live here672.8993.481
they know it675.183.36
there we go I'll I'll get a cup of676.383.42
coffee I'll head to the other place678.543.12
it'll keep me warm679.84.02
maybe there's food there681.664.02
survive got think about that Baron683.824.74
Milton he's probably laughing I know685.685.04
I can't have that688.564.44
need Revenge if uh if I don't make it690.724.08
maybe that's you could that can be your693.04.019
thing go kill the baron Milton Avenger694.82.41
brother697.0196.111
[Music]697.215.92
I feel like I'm stuck in a house right708.324.56
now710.72.18
go check this moose hide713.043.08
cured yet what are we at what are we at716.3995.281
76 man I want to make that move satchel718.265.16
so I'm just hanging out with old uh721.683.48
Barbara Ann723.423.659
I must be worried sick yeah you gotta725.164.38
get back to with anywhere man okay my727.0794.081
coffee's ready729.542.52
um731.162.94
drinking I'm gonna drink it right now732.065.18
there we go and734.16.84
my warmth is good737.247.9
okay food's bad sleep's bad I'm going740.947.88
to see ya trailer and Fire745.143.68
man if they're well I feel like I might750.483.72
have some peaches752.4595.421
I hope I left some peaches back there754.23.68
feels like the weather turned to [ __ ]759.9593.421
come on game761.644.879
I'm not down yet but God763.383.139
get out that ain't good and I got a766.85.339
blizzard all right how far are you away769.325.88
from your trailer I'm really close772.1394.801
I was just hoping because I don't have a775.23.36
fire in my trailer776.944.019
oh [ __ ] I was hoping to uh cook778.564.68
something out here in the front porch780.9594.761
okay783.242.48
it is785.822.54
dark all right so what is this I have789.423.719
another emergency stem here so there I791.5793.541
gotta back up now what is this condensed793.1393.781
oh wait I can drink eat condensed milk795.124.5
oh yeah too I think there we go let's796.925.18
open that799.622.48
what's this going to take me to803.5193.201
yes806.762.879
there we go808.24.56
foods are like 15 now okay and you said809.6394.801
you've scoured that damn you think you812.763.6
think all the way through wouldn't say814.443.899
scour816.363.3
I do have some pork and beans right here818.3393.56
though819.662.239
you managed to make it you're doing822.243.48
great I had a few things here so I would823.744.94
eat that well that's825.722.96
about to shift829.0194.741
four so now he's afraid831.124.08
hmm I can see even833.763.48
just heart beating fast looking around835.25.1
look what the [ __ ] shaking in his he837.246.44
doesn't wear boots but he's shaking840.33.38
[Music]843.899.37
all right had a bit of sleep a couple850.985.159
hours got a fire going got some beans on853.266.18
the fire melting some snow856.1396.781
uh temperature is pretty good right here859.445.04
better than I was about an hour ago862.923.3
after all right you're doing good what's864.483.359
your health at866.225.21
um what's that 30 Maybe867.8394.861
[Music]871.433.909
not terrible I gotta find a lot of food872.74.139
today875.3393.781
this snow would stop and the weather's876.8394.74
been mean to me all day it's still nasty879.125.04
out it's been inside repairing clothing881.5796.181
sharpening axes of course it did884.166.26
ugh887.762.66
come on storm I need you to quit here we890.9595.56
go beans are ready894.126.54
yeah soup and beans come on that's you896.5195.461
think that'll fill you up beans are good900.662.7
for the heart901.984.02
I've heard that903.364.86
he's stuck in906.05.04
to get venison man I'm almost thinking908.224.32
you know a good place to go get Crow911.043.84
feathers might be that moose912.544.14
if he's still there914.883.78
oh yeah yeah there could be lots of crow916.683.42
feathers around him and I wonder if I918.662.52
could thaw them out and harvest that920.13.0
meat because that's a ton of meat921.183.54
God it's a ton of meat that I just left923.13.359
behind because but it's so damn far away924.724.08
you're wasting yeah I hate to waste it926.4594.44
I'd love to go get it I could at least928.84.32
get it maybe make it to the farmhouse930.8995.401
all right I might try to do that933.124.74
instead of going to that deer on the936.32.64
river because I got all the meat out of937.863.36
that deer that moose meat is still back938.944.74
there it's just this weather's gotta941.224.26
[ __ ] off man943.686.36
same here cold day don't like it945.486.299
I think I'm gonna go back in the dam950.044.44
because it's it's cold at least in there951.7794.441
I can walk around without freezing uh954.483.299
yeah maybe956.224.32
I own you mainly food I just want food957.7794.941
man960.542.18
break room right964.1395.221
I think I've gone through all this966.65.64
day is almost done it has stormed all969.368.52
damn day here game I need you to let up972.248.88
God I had food and water but geez stuck977.886.8
absolutely stuck in here right now981.123.56
I like it man I found a safe safe how986.3996.421
would I open a safe990.04.8
how do I get the combo you find the992.824.319
combo somewhere oh man this could be994.85.039
promising huh yeah I always keep food in997.1394.14
the safe999.8394.581
in times like this you would1001.2793.141
game1007.044.32
slid up just lit up a little bit a1009.1993.121
little bit1011.362.76
slid up a little bit1012.323.54
just just lit up a little bit1014.125.899
not much a little bit right1015.864.159
into the car I'm gonna hang out in the1021.923.899
car a minute you hang out in the car man1023.63.9
the car yeah it's cold in the car oh is1025.8195.64
it I just found a rifle cartridge1027.55.339
oh nice1031.4592.641
I know a bear that would like to have1032.8394.34
that let's see if I were1034.13.079
feels like 30 but a bit more so that's1037.3394.321
above freezing I can see all right I'll1039.53.0
be fine1041.662.72
is it still storming after an hour1042.54.079
[Music]1044.384.24
of course it is1046.5794.261
maybe I'll sleep in the car for another1048.624.58
hour1050.842.36
is it still storming1053.63.9
[Music]1055.863.86
of course it is I don't know if this1057.55.179
Blizzard's ever gonna stop1059.722.959
good1063.743.66
well it's gonna do me it's gonna do me1065.0594.5
it if it keeps this up1067.44.08
let's see what's my cabin fever is yeah1069.5593.721
spend time Outdoors I'm doing it look1071.485.72
I'm outdoors in a car1073.283.92
where am I1078.763.82
hmm1080.94.019
where's the food man1082.583.9
oh1084.9193.901
so it is all right I found three sodas1086.485.0
so that's not bad1088.822.66
I am a calorie somehow1091.825.84
a lot of metal1095.0592.601
steering wheel here and a gear shift1097.827.2
and a um a window roller rubber1101.5394.981
you don't see too many of those nowadays1105.023.0
do you1106.523.96
no I prefer them actually yeah I think1108.024.92
they're great they're fun1110.484.5
yeah like uh listen1112.944.32
I don't like things that can break1114.984.5
in the window roller upper1117.264.94
usually doesn't break1119.485.22
I mean the gears could strip or whatever1122.24.06
right it's usually just get another one1124.74.32
stick it on there whereas automatic1126.265.58
windows that's more of an issue don't1129.025.18
you think1131.842.36
oh God1134.484.86
for wiring yep got the motors oh beef1136.284.8
jerky there you go1139.344.82
peaches there you go1141.083.08
yeah [ __ ] right now scared yep he better1146.963.959
be1149.842.88
let's see I'm gonna try to sleep for1150.9194.021
another hour just to see if this storm1152.723.36
passes1154.943.54
it's getting cold out but out I'll risk1156.084.32
it I'm okay temperature wise not far1158.483.54
from the house1160.44.44
come on is it still a blizzard1162.024.98
holy [ __ ] I think it's finally chilling1164.844.28
out1167.02.12
oh thank God you made it I made it but1169.466.68
now it's freezing out again1173.247.2
okay Sun's going down too1176.147.419
damn cold well two arrows down that's1180.445.88
not too bad maybe if I get warm1183.5595.341
do I risk a night adventure to go see if1186.325.599
I could get a moose1188.93.019
man I really could use that meat1192.323.8
I'm gonna start preparing1198.53.14
[Music]1201.964.129
all right Lantern1212.5593.661
my light1216.7993.541
I'm gonna start heading towards the barn1218.1793.901
if I can get to the barn I know the1220.343.839
Moose isn't far from the barn1222.084.38
but uh I'll start walking that way and1224.1793.721
hopefully this weather starts to clear1226.464.94
hopefully that blizzard is gone1227.93.5
this might be real real stupid1231.7996.541
no stupid that's my thing1235.0395.401
found some sticky notes I was hoping1238.343.42
maybe a1240.444.38
code would be on here it'd be too easy I1241.765.18
guess1244.822.12
I mean so yeah you never know games do1247.45.58
that hot [ __ ] weird places don't they1249.5595.581
yeah if I get lost I'll just follow my1252.984.199
footprints back1255.144.44
I'm not gonna get lost okay1257.1794.921
okay God what I can kind of see out here1259.584.14
but nope1262.14.62
CBJ1263.723.0
so I don't think I see something is that1267.623.6
a hay bale I think that's a hay bale hey1269.244.88
bail how you doing you're doing good1271.226.0
let's see how we looking outside it is1274.126.7
uh warmer a little bit warmer1277.225.64
then I need to1280.823.78
yeah if I could find a deer or wolf1282.863.0
right now1284.63.36
that would help a lot or should I go1285.862.939
back1287.963.36
go back where to my fishing spot man1288.7993.661
that's up to you1291.323.12
it's foggy I'm not gonna be able to see1292.463.06
anything1294.443.479
what about going uh took the train1295.524.38
tracks to the dam what about keep1297.9194.14
following the train tracks1299.94.8
yeah I'll try that for a minute I'm warm1302.0594.561
enough I got some sodas I got some nuts1304.75.78
I'm tired but that's all right1306.623.86
snow is uh getting lighter on me which1311.785.16
is great1314.844.02
and uh is that the barn I think I1316.943.66
actually see the barn all right this is1318.864.22
good this is good1320.65.1
not too cold out here1323.084.06
all right weather you just gotta stay1325.73.12
good for me today you were bad all day1327.143.659
yesterday I swear if you get bad on me1328.824.16
today1330.7992.181
at my desk1333.263.24
I'm walking away1334.44.38
it says leave mystery Lake1336.54.02
oh God1338.782.879
yeah1340.523.24
I'm in a whole different world now where1341.6595.88
am I I'm in Ravine Raven Falls Railway1343.766.02
line1347.5392.241
I feel like I'm ready for a whole nother1351.7993.921
place1353.1792.541
see wait a minute this isn't a barn1360.446.119
oh okay this is a little Shack1363.744.319
I think it is still close to the barn1366.5594.081
though did I ever come out here anything1368.0594.801
out here worth the [ __ ] hey if he's a1370.644.2
fur firewood that's all right1372.864.38
and uh I'll take that Tinder plug too1374.843.54
why not1377.244.439
all right so if I'm here nice process1378.386.5
it's all right too1381.6793.201
okay all right so this is here oh wait1387.647.84
yeah1393.6795.041
this if I'm not mistaken this is that uh1395.486.12
tractor that I was gonna hide in maybe1398.724.86
yeah because I think1401.63.9
do I see the Birch Force yeah that's the1403.584.64
Birch Forest1405.52.72
is there anything in here never got in1408.385.299
here oh tools quality tools1410.726.54
nothing worth of [ __ ] oh okay where1413.6796.301
where where where where1417.262.72
I hear birds1420.5594.86
oh yeah okay there's the body1422.365.34
I knew I heard Birds I found a body in1425.4194.14
this new Ravine area1427.74.92
and uh what is this there's a oh flare1429.5595.281
the bag1432.623.96
I've not had a lot of luck with bodies1434.843.36
there's some nuts in this bag though oh1436.584.219
and some chips1438.22.599
I'm scared oh God they're not scared of1441.22.459
Lights1442.523.38
oh [ __ ]1443.6594.701
come on1445.97.06
oh God that's not good that's not good1448.367.42
to scare them off with a light yeah I1452.964.079
didn't know if they would approach this1455.784.399
but clearly they will1457.0393.14
of course1461.325.52
flaring up1464.0592.781
where's the okay that's the shack1467.6794.841
where's the barn where's the damn Barn I1469.824.08
know the Barn's got to be somewhere out1472.523.899
here oh what was I thinking coming out1473.94.62
in the dark1476.4196.5
I hear him oh yeah there he is1478.524.399
ah the flare keep away for a minute oh1483.15.34
where's the barn1485.844.62
I'm hurt a little bit I know I'm1488.444.44
bleeding1490.462.42
pictures is it Barn oh I think okay I1493.344.98
think I see the barn1496.283.48
crap1498.323.5
that many players left1499.764.86
I don't have any flares left I wish I1501.825.58
didn't have to do this1504.622.78
get in the barn warm up a minute1511.283.68
come on you're not gonna go in the barn1517.43.06
this way1519.263.84
how do I get in the barn1520.465.3
I said a door1523.14.8
I know there's a way in the barn I've1525.764.779
been into the barn before here we go1527.95.639
oh1530.5393.0
ah memories this is one of the first1536.0594.201
places I held up so I know there's1538.224.5
nothing in here which sucks1540.264.919
oh yeah here we go a little burnt out1542.724.26
flare1545.1797.461
Barrel let's see charcoal start a fire1546.985.66
come on flare I need you to work for me1555.264.46
today1557.482.24
that's what I'm doing good1561.262.899
good are you heading back to the dam1566.4195.461
um yeah I don't know man starting to1568.346.9
think this damn area is not for me1571.885.96
Lake House Down1575.242.6
's better at least there I can build up1578.5395.24
my uh food and yeah1579.9193.86
yeah it was a bad decision1585.9193.321
okay got some good sleep in the barn get1600.0395.221
my water up1604.0393.961
oh weather please please please please1605.264.96
be good today1608.04.7
doesn't sound windy1610.225.1
oh yes1612.74.24
perfect1615.324.62
nice day except for the bear1616.945.58
yeah very nice day1619.944.64
[ __ ]1622.525.7
okay gonna go around the bear1624.588.28
uh no bear no wolves no bear no wolves1628.224.64
all right I'm gonna move towards the1633.443.839
Birch Forest1635.723.959
and then take a right see if I can't1637.2794.041
find this moose1639.6793.831
[Music]1641.324.599
[Applause]1643.513.85
bear1645.9194.221
hey1647.362.78
no yep no1653.865.02
is it happening again yeah yeah as soon1657.23.479
as I walk out run across couple of1658.884.2
wolves all right I'm running I'm running1660.6794.201
they're not gonna catch me I'm fully1663.084.219
rested1664.882.419
Court yeah1667.462.599
[Music]1671.234.689
two bullets left knee1672.75.44
that's all the bullets you have all the1675.9195.0
bullets I have1678.142.779
I do got my bow and arrow and damn it if1680.963.3
I could find Crow feathers I can make1682.941.6
more1684.263.86
[Music]1684.545.9
Pro feathers aren't hard to find are1688.124.84
they uh you wouldn't think I see them1690.444.739
all the time1692.964.26
you can see where birds are yeah I1695.1795.36
hadn't seen any birds recently1697.223.319
hoping to come out here and see1705.322.9
others around him because you know dead1708.864.86
moose yep I feel like1710.844.26
I feel like I'm pretty damn close to1713.723.92
where it happened1715.12.54
there's a deer out there1718.885.159
Cattails I could eat like Harvest a cat1721.2794.981
tail or two can I harvest a cattail with1724.0393.24
a1726.264.1
God looking at me1727.2793.081
goodbye1732.442.599
a couple of cattails it's good food1735.7995.721
that's good food1738.622.9
and I was hoping I'd see circling birds1745.824.02
out here somewhere showing me like yeah1747.7994.26
this is where you killed the Moose oh1749.845.699
wait yeah he's running for some reason1752.0594.98
don't know why1755.5393.12
but I'll take it might be something1757.0393.781
behind you better look behind you that's1758.6594.201
what happens in movies1760.825.12
don't seem to be okay1762.863.08
oh maybe he saw the rabbits1767.6594.081
okay yeah there's some rabbits right1770.1794.581
here I might distract him1771.743.02
thinking a rabbit over you yeah what's1775.343.6
that say1778.0393.421
I guess I'm not too damn tasty okay I1778.944.53
actually see town over there1781.464.5
[Music]1783.474.05
I really should have map near that moose1785.963.12
but I think at the time I shot him I was1787.523.72
desperate let me crawl up here1789.085.42
do I see any circling Birds1791.246.919
anything out here1794.53.659
deer1798.863.72
God I remember I was near a rip oh yeah1800.723.9
there's I built that campfire1802.584.14
so damn the Moose should be right over1804.626.74
there I don't see any circling Birds1806.724.64
this is that campfire I built I'm not1816.6794.641
mistaken1818.7792.541
it's right up here is it gone it ain't1821.4196.12
been that long oh1825.026.6
yeah these are all my revolver shells I1827.5395.52
would have killed him right here he's1831.624.799
gone babes moose the Moose is gone the1833.0596.0
house the whole damn moose1836.4197.76
damn crazy right it's absolutely crazy1839.0595.12
[ __ ]1844.942.54
didn't seem like it was1847.523.5
damn it1851.845.339
oh the same thing you wanted was1854.7994.901
feathers I was hoping there'd be uh1857.1795.1
crows circling you know the body1859.74.5
so it was it wasn't the meat you were1862.2793.061
looking for I mean the meat would have1864.22.4
been a great like you know oh I could1865.343.18
get feathers and meat that was my1866.63.179
thought process because I didn't take1868.522.58
the meat from the Moose so I thought1869.7793.421
okay we'll go out there see if the1871.13.179
body's there1873.25.359
and I'll get both meat and feathers1874.2796.0
ah1878.5593.281
[ __ ]1880.2794.921
all right Town's over there1881.846.959
I think a little navigation out here1885.26.24
is there anything1888.7995.461
another little cabin out here somewhere1891.445.64
somewhere I haven't been1894.265.88
cold I'm gonna do a quick nav1897.085.459
uh yep that's chewing in the cold that1900.144.44
was dumb oh and I'm right there okay1902.5394.201
follow the river get back to town1904.585.269
[Music]1906.743.109
all right I made it back to the lake1912.024.139
house I'm gonna drop some weight off and1913.466.719
uh I might just go fishing just tired1916.1596.861
tired fishing1920.1792.841
[Music]1926.319.239
all right decent night of sleep1936.884.06
all right what are you doing what are1939.862.939
you doing now my Health's up to like 60.1940.944.8
I'm gonna head down to the fishing hole1942.7994.62
I wish I could find I know I got a dead1945.745.72
wolf around here somewhere probably1947.4194.041
yeah no apparently a moose rots after1951.628.12
two days in the freezing colds1954.9194.821
I'm speaking of cold it is cold out here1960.886.6
man let's see1964.6595.801
I haven't really explored North in the1967.484.299
Birch Forest yeah you know what I'm1970.463.839
gonna do oh I'm gonna run to the barn1971.7794.681
I'm gonna warm up and I'm gonna check1974.2993.6
out the Northern end of that Birch1976.465.06
Forest because I have not been there1977.8993.621
still okay still got a little food in my1983.244.5
pocket water's doing good yeah rest a1985.224.92
second in the barn and then yeah explore1987.743.48
a little bit1990.142.399
while I'm out and I'm healthy you know1991.224.4
what I mean I know what you mean1992.5393.081
that wolf may have given up1996.744.439
he knew he knew it weren't worth it1998.484.199
oh wow that's a ton of deer out here2001.1793.961
near the barn good to know for later on2002.6794.5
when I have arrows more arrows only got2005.143.659
one2007.1793.181
uh2008.7994.561
no feather yet huh no I haven't been2010.364.679
able to find one damn feather all day2013.363.6
that's silly2015.0394.62
uh yeah hey super silly2016.965.939
didn't find a uh oh [ __ ] are you kidding2019.6594.5
me2022.8994.741
what holy [ __ ] neebs yeah I just found2024.1596.12
like a target a Target like target2027.644.139
practice in the back of the barn I2030.2792.88
thought you meant like a store there's2031.7793.601
three Arrows In This [ __ ] whoa already2033.1595.52
made and then a broken arrow can I2035.385.58
Broken Arrow Arrowhead some of the2038.6795.331
feathers could be salvageable yes2040.964.68
[Music]2044.014.629
now that is a fine holy [ __ ] I thought2045.645.94
you were unlucky holy [ __ ] now that oh2048.6395.22
my God all right let me get back around2051.584.74
well she [ __ ] off right yes yes yes2053.8594.76
yes2056.322.299
what are you doing now oh man I probably2058.8596.641
should yeah plenty of deer out there I'm2062.444.62
gonna warm up2065.53.96
so if I go to my bow now2067.067.319
three arrows yes that's pretty crazy yes2069.467.199
I'm going fishing2074.3794.861
fishing come on here we go we got a2076.6594.621
fresh Lake white fish2079.243.659
I'll take it2081.284.26
one more come on all right oh two two2082.8994.921
and one two and one God you're lucky2085.544.26
went fishing the other day2087.824.94
I read a book2089.82.96
where and I just left oh [ __ ] what2099.068.74
happened yeah wolf immediately when I2104.145.6
left a damn Barn2107.84.62
ah come on man2109.746.599
just trying to move2112.423.919
God what's your status uh oh [ __ ] my2116.6196.661
status is I don't oh god2120.44.939
um2123.282.059
okay I'm not bleeding spring two2125.8593.781
sprained ankles2127.963.72
[ __ ] that's all of them man2129.645.76
pain spring dinkles yeah I do not have2131.685.88
any more bandages damn it okay I gotta2135.43.24
get back I gotta get back to The2137.563.84
Farmhouse nothing yeah Farmhouse I was2138.644.62
gonna explore try to hunt a deer but I2141.44.02
gotta get back I gotta make bandages you2143.264.14
have food I got food I got I still got2145.423.48
some more deer meat left from my last2147.44.62
kill uh I managed to find some arrows so2148.94.32
that's good I can break down that one2152.022.819
arrow and make more2153.224.5
jeez that scared the hell out of me2154.8396.541
oh now I'm wobbling like a duck2157.726.56
a dummy2161.382.9
sometimes I'll see ducks at the pond2166.6195.441
and then like the other day there was a2169.8394.5
male duck and a female duck and the2172.064.26
female Duck's just like oh I gotta go2174.3393.74
somewhere and then she just took offline2176.324.08
and like went left the pond went over2178.0793.581
some trees I don't know where she went2180.43.54
but she seemed like it was important2181.664.439
and then the male ducks like Ugh2183.944.86
all right I guess I'm going too and he2186.0994.561
follows her I didn't want to but kind of2188.83.42
like all right I'm gonna do it sing that2190.663.3
way like I wonder you know what their2192.223.96
relationships like2193.964.379
from what I know about ducks it's sadly2196.184.26
probably very rapey2198.3394.681
gotcha hmm2200.445.159
maybe she was that's yeah you really2203.025.339
ruined this whole story for me now sorry2205.5994.801
that might might have been her break for2208.3592.521
it2210.42.699
[Laughter]2210.884.08
I still see him there2213.0993.961
and she has babies2214.964.5
so hopefully she's enjoying that2217.065.039
this morning they were so cute yep I2219.465.159
like that sound they made2222.0994.98
oh I see a deer if I need a deer later2224.6195.401
there's one in the area2227.0795.181
bruh this arrow that I felt was broken2230.024.62
uh I get one Arrowhead and two Crow2232.264.0
feathers from it2234.644.14
and I might be able to use that to make2236.264.92
another damn Arrow repurpose man yeah2238.784.92
I'll repurpose that [ __ ] see what I can2241.183.72
do2243.73.78
let's see so the my raw fish where2244.93.84
should I store that I don't want to cook2247.483.24
it right yet and I don't want to carry2248.744.14
it with me man you know I don't have2250.723.42
anywhere to store it outside there do2252.883.84
you can I just put on my front porch2254.145.34
maybe there's a risk of an animal2256.724.44
getting in on the front porch does that2259.483.72
really happen2261.164.56
you have to know the simple arrow boom2263.25.899
does that really happen Hampshire2265.723.379
I mean there's two ruined meat that have2269.265.24
been here for days2271.542.96
all right you know what it's not night2278.264.079
time yet and I don't want to waste the2280.8393.661
day2282.3394.26
maybe I go out and gather wood I'll2284.55.18
gather wood and I'll come back2286.5993.081
[Music]2290.134.57
deer as long as I keep catching fish2291.74.2
you're fine2294.72.9
so I hope we'll be buddies forever2295.92.88
[Music]2297.62.979
crap now I've already got a relationship2298.784.5
going with this deer2300.5795.131
you messed up no I can't shoot him2303.284.079
[Music]2305.714.73
as long as I don't name him2307.3593.081
honky2311.6194.201
now you've named him can't kill honky2313.424.58
now2315.822.18
wolf2320.6194.74
I gotta use the rifle I think2321.825.279
right yeah2325.3593.061
I don't want to take a chance with a2327.0993.781
revolver my Health's not full2328.424.679
I mean I gotta make some water soon2330.885.06
come on baby2333.0992.841
I'm glad you're here actually because I2336.0993.901
didn't want to shoot honky2337.725.58
he's playing it slow absuro2340.06.56
what are you doing making arrows2343.33.26
I'm gonna start a fire and cook the last2353.044.72
of this deer meat okay2355.3594.441
damn starting a damn book gives me a2357.765.46
chance of success 100 I carry more books2359.84.62
around2363.224.26
100 of what success chance for what2364.424.62
starting a fire oh we're starting to2367.485.06
fire yeah that's handy2369.043.5
I think this2372.642.6
this aim down sights a bit slow so I2377.684.8
need to do it a little early2379.97.62
yep here we go he's coming he's2382.488.099
nice okay that's gonna be a ton of meat2387.524.62
right here by the house2390.5796.381
oh don't worry honky that wasn't for you2392.144.82
all right come on hello weather how you2403.324.32
doing now you better2406.064.74
oh two arrows down okay2407.645.74
um I got food I got I got a little bit2410.83.84
of water I can make a fire up in the2413.384.14
water all right I'm traveling north2414.643.68
foreign2417.5218.62
[Music]2418.3221.72
holy crap okay wait2436.143.9
remember staying in that little Shack2440.145.34
can I come over here it's just a dead2442.94.32
deer right out here what is this is that2445.482.34
a body2447.222.639
[Music]2447.824.5
and uh hold on I'm getting closer to it2449.8594.141
looks like it could be a deer2452.323.9
okay look I'm taking this unsafe water2454.04.14
I've got some of those tablets somewhere2456.225.18
I can't see them though it's so dark2458.146.0
yeah I got a deer corpse out here neebs2461.45.92
yeah yeah I'm gonna gather a few sticks2464.144.73
I'll try to warm it up2467.323.0
[Music]2468.874.09
pressure you are you completely rotten2470.327.32
man okay ravaged deer carcass oh it's2472.966.36
only got like two pounds of meat in it2477.643.6
nothing2479.327.759
[Music]2481.245.839
all right here two pounds of meat 202489.184.899
minutes that was on the fire 59 minutes2492.044.5
that's perfect2494.0793.511
come on2496.542.76
[Music]2497.594.23
what's my temperature going down I'm2499.34.02
right by a goddamn fire2501.823.72
[Music]2503.324.62
is it not hot enough2505.543.78
seriously2507.942.94
come on game what you gotta do this to2509.324.44
me today you don't like you I don't like2510.885.64
it either all right2513.764.5
I want some rest there it went okay now2516.522.94
it's going up2518.263.68
oh God fine2519.462.48
[Music]2522.577.93
oh [ __ ] hypothermia risk what oh2525.3598.581
no I'm right by a fire2530.53.44
okay come on 25 minutes until that's2534.95.32
ready I need that meat oh God oh God oh2537.466.2
God oh God wood wood would would2540.227.139
uh right here come on sticks2543.666.4
I gotta get this fire hotter neebs2547.3595.641
you got sticks huh got some sticks2550.065.4
all right let's say that 17 minutes add2553.04.02
fuel2555.462.82
stick all right you know what I'm2557.023.0
throwing this piece of coal on here that2558.283.72
doesn't get it hot there we go2560.024.079
good God all right let me uh I got a2562.04.98
coffee I'm gonna drink this coffee warm2564.0994.321
myself up a little bit there we go two2566.985.04
arrows up that was dumb so dumb all2568.425.659
right where was I2572.023.839
uh2574.0793.941
what was I okay there's a farmhouse I2575.8594.621
went North I'm right here2578.024.099
I'm actually gonna run into this River2580.484.26
and I swear there's a road out here but2582.1195.881
damn it I don't see it on the map2584.743.26
because that looks like a road2591.946.899
covered up road but definitely a road2594.886.54
let's see four minutes until this is2598.8394.321
ready we're gonna pass time I'm gonna2601.423.54
take that you know what I'm gonna eat it2603.163.6
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Full Belly2604.963.06
perfect2606.763.059
warming up2608.024.559
let's see I'm gonna get a gut2609.8196.361
just in case I need a gut2612.5795.821
well if I get stuck by a wolf I think I2616.184.74
can drop one to uh maybe lure them to2618.43.419
that2620.923.199
yeah2621.8196.421
okay let's see how is it man damn three2624.1197.0
arrows down out here I got a wolf jacket2628.245.16
ah why are you so mean game that's right2631.1194.2
that's what I've been thinking got a2633.44.14
wolf jacket cold all the time yeah no2635.3193.121
[ __ ]2637.543.24
all right just explore a minute a little2638.444.8
bit is that a road two can't tell this2640.784.86
definitely looks like it was a road oh2643.244.44
there we go now one star down let's look2645.643.6
at or one arrow down it's looking better2647.683.36
oh it's a bridge2649.244.619
this is definitely going somewhere2651.046.079
where it's going I don't know2653.8593.26
[ __ ] is all this2657.943.139
oh a little cabin over there2664.544.02
it's all burnt out2667.03.48
where where are you2668.564.44
oh that might have been2670.485.099
three strikes Farmstead okay you guys2673.03.78
must have been growing something here2675.5792.641
and2676.785.059
these are being used to grow something2678.223.619
uh well I found a farm2682.243.379
I don't know if there's anything at it2687.947.7
yeah God two destroyed houses and a barn2689.985.66
[Music]2696.255.79
I'm about to check another deer carcass2698.745.52
how much meat you got on you buddy four2702.044.2
pounds I'm taking the starting of the2704.265.46
fire crow feather is all right hey2706.246.26
anything in here2709.722.78
holy [ __ ] what we got baby a rifle a2713.0998.441
rifle oh my God finally I feel like I2717.46.5
just won the game you won2721.546.36
holy [ __ ] congratulations oh my God an2723.96.58
ammo oh no2727.95.54
oh2730.482.96
this was here the whole time2734.6194.081
and a place you've been already no I've2736.963.6
never been here I mean well yeah it's2738.73.54
near The Farmhouse it's just like right2740.564.2
down the damn road from The Farmhouse2742.244.74
oh my God and we got some revolver ammo2744.763.18
out here2746.983.2
oh2747.943.8
jeez2750.183.7
I thought this series was gonna be over2751.744.45
certain memes2753.886.43
[Laughter]2756.194.12
yeah good God this is getting absurd2760.667.679
oh Cedar firewood I'll take you oh my2765.046.779
goodness I got her oh well I'm about to2768.3397.02
try this rifle out come at me [ __ ] come2771.8195.581
at me [ __ ] but you got a wolf yeah I2775.3593.96
got a wolf I got a dead wolf right now2777.46.0
for you mother yeah2779.3194.081
it's rifle season2783.8393.841
foreign2795.522.18
[Music]2800.213.349
[Music]2806.213.079

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Have you ever wanted to experience the prehistoric world of dinosaurs and primitive humans? To build your own thatched hut, tame mighty beasts, and fight for survival against the dangers of the wild? Well look no further than Neebs Gaming's Ark series on YouTube!

Through their trademark cinematic editing and hilarious commentary, Neebs and the gang transport you right into the world of Ark as if you're playing it yourself. You feel the tension as they nervously venture out at night, holding your breath hoping they don't get chomped by a T-Rex. You laugh along with their ridiculous antics as they play pranks on each other or get themselves into sticky situations. And you share in the joy and accomplishment as they overcome challenges and progress in the game.

No other YouTube channel makes Ark feel as immersive and entertaining as Neebs Gaming does. Their skits and storytelling draw you in, while their skillful editing ratchets up the drama and action. It's like watching a TV show play out in the coolest open world survival game ever made. Even if you've never played Ark yourself, through Neebs you get a true sense of what it would be like to live in this prehistoric domain.

So if you're looking for a one-of-a-kind Ark experience that will make you laugh, keep you on the edge of your seat, and make you feel like you're right there taming dinos with the gang, then check out Neebs Gaming's Ark playlist. It's the next best thing to playing the game yourself!


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