GTA 5 ONLINE - The Nicest Criminals - Episode #1
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of GTA 5 ONLINE - The Nicest Criminals! This video is our favorite because it really shows off our criminal skills with a touch of kindness.
simon: Oh yeah, remember that time when we robbed a bank but then helped an old lady cross the street right after? Classic Nicest Criminals move right there.
appsro: Haha, I still can't believe we pulled off that heist while handing out flowers to pedestrians. This video really captures the essence of our criminal but kind-hearted ways.
neebs: Exactly! It's all about balance, you know? Being ruthless criminals in the virtual world, but also spreading love and joy. That's why this video is our favorite.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| pardon me folks I gotta get to the | 0.03 | 3.48 |
| airport my friends been waiting forever | 2.129 | 3.031 |
| you know how to give you the airport I | 3.51 | 3.18 |
| know the airports in this direction but | 5.16 | 3.57 |
| I don't know exactly which streets keep | 6.69 | 3.6 |
| cruising up here you're gonna need to | 8.73 | 5.22 |
| take a left at some point now yeah now | 10.29 | 12.03 |
| take right here take a look drifting | 13.95 | 18.359 |
| you're being a damn fool which terminal | 22.32 | 11.7 |
| is he in oh no I think it's this one | 32.309 | 4.351 |
| pretty sure where we told him to be I | 34.02 | 8.42 |
| call him yeah call him okay it's ringing | 36.66 | 5.78 |
| Simon yeah where are you | 42.53 | 4.45 |
| we're at the main terminal where we told | 44.94 | 3.75 |
| you to be come on by these ramps you | 46.98 | 3.78 |
| know these are like ramps that look like | 48.69 | 4.2 |
| their signs and they're on the Sun Road | 50.76 | 3.54 |
| and they have a fake car on them I've | 52.89 | 2.88 |
| one to my left and one to my right | 54.3 | 3.54 |
| that's where I'm at and see maybe this | 55.77 | 4.98 |
| way is he talking about oh yeah gotta | 57.84 | 4.649 |
| love before you cross the street son of | 60.75 | 4.26 |
| a [ __ ] don't you know pedestrians got | 62.489 | 4.711 |
| the [ __ ] ride away buddy hey can we | 65.01 | 3.359 |
| not get distracted if we're trying to | 67.2 | 5.279 |
| find Simon oh right so Simon yeah can | 68.369 | 5.911 |
| you just come to the main terminal where | 72.479 | 4.651 |
| we'd say we pick you up I mean the | 74.28 | 5.07 |
| terminal shaped like a you listen you | 77.13 | 4.11 |
| just go to the bottom of the you I went | 79.35 | 4.47 |
| where I went okay I see you I see you I | 81.24 | 5.57 |
| see this | 83.82 | 2.99 |
| running off stuff shot run Oh God to the | 88.56 | 9.76 |
| car | 97.99 | 3.57 |
| dude that was quick Oh I'm dead I'm dead | 98.32 | 3.83 |
| too | 101.56 | 4.68 |
| Lister what is this welcome to Los | 102.15 | 10.24 |
| Santos salmon now patients outpatient | 106.24 | 8.01 |
| it's here on the other side I still | 112.39 | 3.839 |
| don't know why we got killed you started | 114.25 | 3.3 |
| fighting right that you think you can | 116.229 | 2.731 |
| just get into a fight at the airport no | 117.55 | 5.76 |
| one's gonna say anything well if you and | 118.96 | 6.0 |
| I went to the mall got into a fight you | 123.31 | 2.88 |
| think they'd go they know each other | 124.96 | 2.73 |
| it's cool yeah they might no they | 126.19 | 2.819 |
| wouldn't you wouldn't think they'd just | 127.69 | 3.0 |
| start shooting yeah that's kind of | 129.009 | 3.211 |
| ridiculous yeah you went start shooting | 130.69 | 3.24 |
| yeah where two fellas | 132.22 | 3.54 |
| uh well I'm new to this world I need | 133.93 | 3.39 |
| stuff don't I you don't even have a | 135.76 | 2.759 |
| house do you nothing | 137.32 | 2.97 |
| how much money do you have what can I do | 138.519 | 3.811 |
| with 16 grand not much can you buy a | 140.29 | 3.63 |
| house all right it looks like you're | 142.33 | 3.54 |
| gonna need 26 grand at least | 143.92 | 3.87 |
| all right and that buys you a little | 145.87 | 4.589 |
| house with a two-car garage oh let's | 147.79 | 4.08 |
| look at that house where is it grape | 150.459 | 4.801 |
| seed can you get off on that exit right | 151.87 | 5.369 |
| here yeah right here right there here | 155.26 | 8.25 |
| take a bring it right out of town folks | 157.239 | 8.431 |
| it's nice humming I want to get out I | 163.51 | 3.84 |
| could see you living here alright let's | 165.67 | 4.409 |
| see we got hang on so that's a like a | 167.35 | 5.01 |
| barn yeah like a barn that's not that's | 170.079 | 3.391 |
| not where you would live though is it | 172.36 | 3.48 |
| apparently is that it well this is more | 173.47 | 4.35 |
| like a garage but it's a place room to | 175.84 | 4.56 |
| stay oh it's not a house well let's see | 177.82 | 3.66 |
| let's check the place out | 180.4 | 3.51 |
| oh [ __ ] see this sparking neebs yeah | 181.48 | 4.41 |
| yeah leaves this is dangerous now you | 183.91 | 3.329 |
| mean that means you get a discount | 185.89 | 3.48 |
| Oh complain about that why it's so damn | 187.239 | 3.991 |
| cheap I'm gonna be honest with you guys | 189.37 | 3.81 |
| I was really hoping to get a trailer or | 191.23 | 4.349 |
| something that could at least pose as a | 193.18 | 3.99 |
| house okay what's the first thing you | 195.579 | 3.241 |
| looked at okay so yeah you're gonna need | 197.17 | 3.15 |
| something anywhere from like a hundred | 198.82 | 3.24 |
| twenty to two hundred thousand dollars | 200.32 | 3.1 |
| oh that's a lot | 202.06 | 3.07 |
| would you let's find the place you won't | 203.42 | 3.0 |
| first so we know how much money we got a | 205.13 | 2.64 |
| raise that's a good idea there's a | 206.42 | 2.31 |
| paleto Bay | 207.77 | 2.34 |
| I actually I have a house there but | 208.73 | 2.76 |
| there's a house down the road for sale | 210.11 | 2.82 |
| Oh so we'd be neighbor it could be | 211.49 | 3.15 |
| neighbors man let's go look at it | 212.93 | 3.9 |
| all right the place that uh that I'm | 214.64 | 4.08 |
| gonna show you some Simon yeah it's a | 216.83 | 7.23 |
| cool $165,000 oh [ __ ] but it has a | 218.72 | 8.81 |
| six-car garage oh really | 224.06 | 3.47 |
| look at this nice this is yeah I could | 227.95 | 8.11 |
| see you in this place oh okay oh he's | 233.27 | 4.71 |
| got is that the garage here yeah it's a | 236.06 | 5.28 |
| six-car garage garage I like this so can | 237.98 | 5.31 |
| I go inside check it out I don't think | 241.34 | 4.59 |
| so damn it hey you could have a dog | 243.29 | 5.61 |
| whoa closed area nice and there's | 245.93 | 4.44 |
| security there's like a little digital | 248.9 | 5.339 |
| pad up here noobs really yeah check that | 250.37 | 5.28 |
| out it might be that like ring thing | 254.239 | 3.12 |
| like it goes to your phone but someone's | 255.65 | 4.11 |
| at the door yeah like can I help you I'm | 257.359 | 2.791 |
| busy | 259.76 | 2.25 |
| I came over the door yeah I'm sorry I'm | 260.15 | 8.43 |
| taking a shower with a lady I would love | 262.01 | 7.38 |
| you living here because then I could | 268.58 | 2.58 |
| walk over and visit well I'd like to see | 269.39 | 5.07 |
| your place come on we can walk it yeah | 271.16 | 5.759 |
| we walk it perfect cuz I can drift it | 274.46 | 5.43 |
| see once you drift into it noobs | 276.919 | 5.011 |
| [ __ ] I spring a car where you at | 279.89 | 5.04 |
| laughter I'm all one block up one more | 281.93 | 5.85 |
| block yeah damn Audi we should what are | 284.93 | 4.44 |
| you doing all right what are you doing | 287.78 | 1.83 |
| all right | 289.37 | 2.22 |
| don't weep who's running the road you're | 289.61 | 3.36 |
| running in the road don't even start | 291.59 | 3.18 |
| with me it's a sidewalk right there oh | 292.97 | 4.56 |
| well hey this place is for sale to Simon | 294.77 | 5.73 |
| oh oh some of the compare let's see you | 297.53 | 3.72 |
| like this better | 300.5 | 4.41 |
| oh no no way look at that [ __ ] attached | 301.25 | 6.21 |
| single car coverage what am i poor | 304.91 | 5.069 |
| please think it looks that bad this | 307.46 | 4.49 |
| isn't as nice how much is it | 309.979 | 4.831 |
| 155 no it's about ten thousand cheaper | 311.95 | 5.11 |
| no comparison okay just saying | 314.81 | 4.98 |
| we got a diva on our hands | 317.06 | 5.52 |
| right here this right here I believe so | 319.79 | 5.43 |
| it's been a while dude damn my potential | 322.58 | 4.89 |
| house is nicer than yours I shouldn't be | 325.22 | 3.75 |
| talking [ __ ] but you don't have a garage | 327.47 | 3.72 |
| dear oh no it's not that one guys it's | 328.97 | 3.35 |
| the one next to it | 331.19 | 3.63 |
| I don't even know your own house hey | 332.32 | 5.8 |
| it's been a while that's true yes I've | 334.82 | 4.89 |
| been here before and there's your garage | 338.12 | 4.8 |
| yeah this is my place so can you get a | 339.71 | 5.07 |
| flag yeah America damn it | 342.92 | 6.09 |
| can we go in yeah of course hey very | 344.78 | 6.96 |
| nice it's uh you know it's cozy | 349.01 | 3.93 |
| what do you have black people when | 351.74 | 2.91 |
| you're in your big game for the photo | 352.94 | 2.85 |
| and I thought they were like a nice | 354.65 | 5.19 |
| [ __ ] couple I like those kind of | 355.79 | 6.18 |
| pictures the candid ones the ones you're | 359.84 | 4.17 |
| not even posing for that's Sam that's | 361.97 | 3.6 |
| the only way people should take pictures | 364.01 | 3.39 |
| right you should never be say cheese or | 365.57 | 3.3 |
| look at this camera no those are the | 367.4 | 2.7 |
| worst especially like the ones you get | 368.87 | 3.84 |
| like Walmart yeah hate those who gets | 370.1 | 4.14 |
| those let's do one right now just act | 372.71 | 2.43 |
| like I'm not even here | 374.24 | 4.65 |
| yeah smoke up okay I'm not here just act | 375.14 | 5.16 |
| like you normally would yeah look that's | 378.89 | 3.69 |
| a good photo yep I'm glad you guys are | 380.3 | 4.29 |
| here this is nice where's your bedroom | 382.58 | 5.01 |
| all right oh nice bedroom thank you | 384.59 | 4.68 |
| nice-sized bathroom you got one and a | 387.59 | 3.51 |
| half bath what's the deal um yeah | 389.27 | 2.46 |
| something like that | 391.1 | 2.97 |
| something like that is it back here it's | 391.73 | 5.82 |
| important you there's my bathroom Oh mom | 394.07 | 5.22 |
| I take a shower go for it take a shower | 397.55 | 3.03 |
| man we're here might as well clean up | 399.29 | 4.17 |
| your mind um I'm gonna grab a beer now | 400.58 | 10.2 |
| go for it yeah what's up man hey don't | 403.46 | 11.94 |
| worry about it you'll be fine yeah I | 410.78 | 6.39 |
| know but hey it's just soap just use it | 415.4 | 3.89 |
| I feel like I'm getting worse in here | 417.17 | 4.71 |
| dirtier no you can't be it's water and | 419.29 | 4.03 |
| soap but it doesn't matter if it's | 421.88 | 4.26 |
| [ __ ] hairy dude all right what's next | 423.32 | 4.5 |
| I don't know I changed clothes too I | 426.14 | 3.42 |
| feel nice we leaving yeah let's get out | 427.82 | 3.54 |
| of here can I crash at somebody else's | 429.56 | 3.72 |
| house if I don't have a new house this | 431.36 | 3.0 |
| episode I guess you're gonna have to | 433.28 | 2.43 |
| there's no way you're gonna make enough | 434.36 | 3.39 |
| money today no no no well let's see what | 435.71 | 4.29 |
| we can get into man let's rob a store uh | 437.75 | 4.11 |
| huh see how much money there gets us all | 440.0 | 2.25 |
| right | 441.86 | 2.07 |
| then we'll know if that's a feasible way | 442.25 | 4.56 |
| to make money Park yeah where's your car | 443.93 | 4.44 |
| needs a park right here | 446.81 | 4.189 |
| someone steal your shirt steal my car | 448.37 | 4.49 |
| Simon yeah what's up buddy this might be | 450.999 | 4.59 |
| another good way to make money steal car | 452.86 | 5.069 |
| we steal cars yes since apparently no | 455.589 | 4.08 |
| one here respects my car and then we | 457.929 | 3.9 |
| sell it we need to get at least a good | 459.669 | 4.83 |
| SUV SUV huh yeah so we gotta go stake | 461.829 | 5.27 |
| out the town | 464.499 | 2.6 |
| well I already see a truck is that | 472.96 | 4.269 |
| considered an SUV you think that would | 475.309 | 3.63 |
| make some good money though there's only | 477.229 | 3.69 |
| one way to find out please just walk | 478.939 | 3.45 |
| over here and act like we're just on our | 480.919 | 14.881 |
| shoe or something right behind though | 482.389 | 14.791 |
| SUV good one | 495.8 | 3.899 |
| Oh grab it Simon I am Oh I act like I'm | 497.18 | 5.609 |
| hurt oh come on so hurt I thought my bag | 499.699 | 6.47 |
| in in would go okay | 502.789 | 8.731 |
| oops I'm in alright yeah we did that | 506.169 | 12.941 |
| real coy like really yeah I mean you'll | 511.52 | 8.819 |
| have to repair it but it's only like | 519.11 | 3.179 |
| four bucks yeah look we're not wanted | 520.339 | 2.911 |
| just slow down | 522.289 | 3.511 |
| bunny shops over here yep yeah I got I | 523.25 | 4.8 |
| got to go up here is it right here | 525.8 | 4.56 |
| yep yep see that as garages over there | 528.05 | 11.37 |
| on the left yes open parking lot all | 530.36 | 10.02 |
| right we're good | 539.42 | 4.349 |
| cilix yet so vehicle 2,900 is that a | 540.38 | 4.769 |
| good news that's all right yeah | 543.769 | 2.611 |
| that's good I could have been better all | 545.149 | 3.24 |
| right we made money like it all right | 546.38 | 3.78 |
| it's a salmon yeah what do you think is | 548.389 | 3.45 |
| this a feasible way for you to make | 550.16 | 3.39 |
| enough money to buy a house dude if we | 551.839 | 4.081 |
| could steal car after car it would be | 553.55 | 3.659 |
| wouldn't be that bad you got to wait | 555.92 | 3.3 |
| like what six hours I think we should | 557.209 | 3.56 |
| rob a store I want to experience that | 559.22 | 3.96 |
| all right Simon our targets up here on | 560.769 | 5.711 |
| the left okay shitty gas station I want | 563.18 | 4.95 |
| to go scope it out let's go scope it up | 566.48 | 4.049 |
| hey after I you'd be driver oh I'll be | 568.13 | 3.899 |
| the driver you get the car ready | 570.529 | 3.99 |
| all right cars ready all uh leaves you | 572.029 | 4.231 |
| come let me back up yeah thank you | 574.519 | 3.18 |
| I need I need backup you go in first | 576.26 | 3.449 |
| I'll come in behind you or should I go | 577.699 | 2.551 |
| in first | 579.709 | 2.641 |
| okay first yeah going first you act like | 580.25 | 3.69 |
| you don't even know me yeah exactly | 582.35 | 5.549 |
| oh hello sir just uh looking for cereal | 583.94 | 7.44 |
| any cereal oh right in front of me would | 587.899 | 5.541 |
| a bit me | 591.38 | 5.96 |
| hello sir how are you today I was | 593.44 | 6.81 |
| wondering if you sold nudie magazines | 597.34 | 5.55 |
| yes you do very good let me see if I can | 600.25 | 3.51 |
| get a drink | 602.89 | 3.81 |
| hello sir I don't know hello others sir | 603.76 | 4.23 |
| I don't know yes | 606.7 | 3.27 |
| oh just gonna get cereal then i started | 607.99 | 5.28 |
| looking at these salsas salsas huh did | 609.97 | 5.37 |
| they sell chips you're mighty chatty | 613.27 | 4.92 |
| stranger what should we do just go point | 615.34 | 4.35 |
| your gun and aiming at him its own give | 618.19 | 6.23 |
| your money and that's it okay Stu ik | 619.69 | 9.15 |
| SOPA I got soap mmm give me all the | 624.42 | 7.27 |
| freaking money you son of a [ __ ] come | 628.84 | 9.69 |
| on I would call ya you better not or | 631.69 | 9.0 |
| I'll kill you dead I'm just gonna go I | 638.53 | 4.32 |
| didn't see any cereal or salsa likes | 640.69 | 4.47 |
| thank you get out of here frosty or | 642.85 | 4.53 |
| please oh dear okay now I'm good that's | 645.16 | 2.61 |
| it | 647.38 | 2.76 |
| yeah run okay running you got the money | 647.77 | 5.42 |
| I think you get the money to open okay | 650.14 | 8.46 |
| all right we're out of here oh you took | 653.19 | 6.66 |
| over that me | 658.6 | 5.54 |
| Peyman copter here Kobzar here come on | 659.85 | 7.29 |
| you son of a [ __ ] damn it that was cool | 664.14 | 5.73 |
| here they cut there quick all right now | 667.14 | 4.68 |
| we need to go their own 'its hurry up | 669.87 | 4.05 |
| after you to give the export driver here | 671.82 | 3.96 |
| we need an escape route got it man I got | 673.92 | 3.69 |
| it yeah you got take him to the country | 675.78 | 5.07 |
| Oh God fine it's fine don't worry about | 677.61 | 5.04 |
| it I don't want to [ __ ] go to jail | 680.85 | 3.27 |
| did I know I'm gonna take him off road | 682.65 | 2.73 |
| don't worry about it all right I thought | 684.12 | 2.7 |
| you'd better jail in this game that's | 685.38 | 8.67 |
| right according to you Speer get to the | 686.82 | 8.58 |
| beach and just hide they won't find us | 694.05 | 5.22 |
| you sure about this plan yeah there's a | 695.4 | 5.31 |
| cop right in front of us on the beach | 699.27 | 2.7 |
| maybe he won't see us | 700.71 | 3.39 |
| are you serious now maybe he won't see | 701.97 | 3.6 |
| us Wow that'd be interesting if they | 704.1 | 6.05 |
| didn't see us I hope you see this | 705.57 | 4.58 |
| criminal plan I've ever seen aah sirens | 710.81 | 6.61 |
| have stopped beautiful get away boys | 715.2 | 5.72 |
| all right so how'd you make 1,600 bucks | 717.42 | 6.09 |
| 1,600 and you made 2,000 something on | 720.92 | 3.1 |
| the car | 723.51 | 2.85 |
| I made 2,900 that and we can just keep | 724.02 | 4.35 |
| on robbing places yeah the more we | 726.36 | 3.63 |
| robbed the harder it gets to get away we | 728.37 | 3.15 |
| can like go up to people and rob them | 729.99 | 4.08 |
| right yeah you only get like 20 bucks | 731.52 | 4.14 |
| oh that's it sometimes you can get a lot | 734.07 | 3.03 |
| of money if you catch somebody at an ATM | 735.66 | 5.49 |
| machine it's one of these up here on the | 737.1 | 6.03 |
| right well now we think we gotta find | 741.15 | 4.86 |
| parking all right you tell me where to | 743.13 | 4.02 |
| park needs I'll do it left right | 746.01 | 4.13 |
| straight left take a left | 747.15 | 2.99 |
| so you see you parking up here right I | 751.07 | 6.55 |
| see right here right here that part this | 755.97 | 3.54 |
| parking there you park there I'm not | 757.62 | 3.63 |
| here you're in a lot you're in the lines | 759.51 | 3.3 |
| you need to move up so there's a meter | 761.25 | 2.97 |
| here it's gotta be it right can't | 762.81 | 3.24 |
| believe a meter here but yeah there you | 764.22 | 3.15 |
| go this hold on you know what I want to | 766.05 | 3.03 |
| parallel park can i parallel park yeah | 767.37 | 5.79 |
| go for it hold on hello miss my friend | 769.08 | 6.51 |
| is to parallel park hopper wait talented | 773.16 | 5.67 |
| [ __ ] at parking some people don't write | 775.59 | 4.5 |
| the car low because it's too difficult | 778.83 | 4.02 |
| but my friend no [ __ ] parallel park | 780.09 | 5.13 |
| like a champion I am good let me get | 782.85 | 4.32 |
| this figured out here ok never done it | 785.22 | 3.9 |
| in a game before I'm really good at it | 787.17 | 3.81 |
| mill I've actually lost her to teaching | 789.12 | 4.35 |
| yeah that's my friend parallel parking | 790.98 | 7.77 |
| he's really good at it just know usually | 793.47 | 7.41 |
| he is good at yeah usually a train on it | 798.75 | 9.21 |
| not working in yeah just today hold on | 800.88 | 12.93 |
| right here hey wait bringing bringing | 807.96 | 7.29 |
| clothes listen we're gonna start being | 813.81 | 3.27 |
| keep this on the down-low right here | 815.25 | 3.57 |
| okay yeah we don't know I get two we | 817.08 | 2.85 |
| don't want people know what we're doing | 818.82 | 5.06 |
| but there's check the same machines okay | 819.93 | 6.75 |
| you gotta keep it quiet yeah got you | 823.88 | 6.04 |
| some good here's plan you sit closest to | 826.68 | 4.62 |
| it and pull your phone out like you're | 829.92 | 3.51 |
| just checking through numbers and then | 831.3 | 4.65 |
| we will watch you a little further away | 833.43 | 5.07 |
| we'll go across the street maybe okay | 835.95 | 3.54 |
| hold on | 838.5 | 2.67 |
| there's a sister right here she's | 839.49 | 3.81 |
| walking tight to the building you see | 841.17 | 3.69 |
| her let's see here she's kind of tight | 843.3 | 3.78 |
| to the more tight than usual yeah I see | 844.86 | 5.28 |
| her come on you [ __ ] I probably wouldn't | 847.08 | 4.35 |
| pull that out I'm sure that's gonna | 850.14 | 4.26 |
| raise suspicion now I'm just using it as | 851.43 | 3.51 |
| a telescope | 854.4 | 2.34 |
| I know but no if someone just looks over | 854.94 | 4.02 |
| here like this that looks conspicuous | 856.74 | 5.61 |
| that's America a mess there's a ATM up | 858.96 | 5.22 |
| here in case you need any cash right | 862.35 | 4.56 |
| over here you see it to your left | 864.18 | 4.17 |
| let me in case you need something you | 866.91 | 2.55 |
| never know when you're gonna need money | 868.35 | 3.51 |
| tell her there's no fee Simon there's no | 869.46 | 4.32 |
| fee so your fees to actually cash back | 871.86 | 3.03 |
| they give you cash back | 873.78 | 3.9 |
| this guy's got a suit this would be this | 874.89 | 4.41 |
| could be a payday right here all right | 877.68 | 3.54 |
| see him yeah I see him come on you | 879.3 | 4.05 |
| little [ __ ] all right Simon come on if | 881.22 | 3.51 |
| he doesn't go to the ATM I'll blow his | 883.35 | 2.52 |
| head off and you steal his money will | 884.73 | 4.38 |
| run I love it please and that's more | 885.87 | 6.18 |
| than ya know all right ready sad when | 889.11 | 4.29 |
| you take his money I've got some more | 892.05 | 2.46 |
| than what we should do that'll mean we | 893.4 | 4.17 |
| start yes there you go there's money how | 894.51 | 4.8 |
| do I get it just go dear | 897.57 | 4.98 |
| that's it all right we got a run BAM we | 899.31 | 5.13 |
| should go that far oh [ __ ] we should be | 902.55 | 4.86 |
| shooting people in Simon's house okay so | 904.44 | 4.92 |
| guys this afford it's just a gimmick | 907.41 | 7.17 |
| I don't need a two-door dude stop no all | 909.36 | 8.76 |
| right no V let's get a big man make a | 914.58 | 6.96 |
| rum cake man guys this whole thing went | 918.12 | 4.11 |
| south | 921.54 | 3.33 |
| then go south come on Simon you get any | 922.23 | 6.29 |
| money off the dude I mean 20 bucks that | 924.87 | 3.65 |
| was poorly executed guys really well | 931.339 | 6.531 |
| and we're wanted okay we can outrun | 935.71 | 5.43 |
| these [ __ ] you're good I still hear | 937.87 | 5.19 |
| sirens over these you're still looking | 941.14 | 3.93 |
| I think we've got two stars over the | 943.06 | 6.0 |
| tunnel yeah there we go oh we're good to | 945.07 | 5.54 |
| go now | 949.06 | 4.59 |
| nice jump apps right yeah I think we got | 950.61 | 3.7 |
| away from them | 953.65 | 2.73 |
| this vehicle is wanted by Simeon in | 954.31 | 4.29 |
| every Sun and deliver it to him at the | 956.38 | 4.68 |
| docks for cash Simeon wants this car you | 958.6 | 4.2 |
| paid good money for it it's money you | 961.06 | 3.33 |
| think we'll get uh yeah I think you | 962.8 | 2.58 |
| might get a good chunk they like | 964.39 | 3.39 |
| downside of these Simeon things you see | 965.38 | 4.59 |
| what's the car in pristine condition all | 967.78 | 3.57 |
| right we'll fix it up do they give more | 969.97 | 3.39 |
| money than than the chop shops do I | 971.35 | 4.05 |
| don't know how Simeon pain he called us | 973.36 | 3.54 |
| we should be able to bargain with him | 975.4 | 3.78 |
| yeah I want to see how much he's gonna | 976.9 | 4.41 |
| offer us yeah just see if I were to sell | 979.18 | 3.84 |
| this vehicle right now he will give me | 981.31 | 3.63 |
| five grand for this vehicle whoa no less | 983.02 | 3.78 |
| than five grand no less man seemed you | 984.94 | 2.88 |
| better not come unless I was like four | 986.8 | 2.25 |
| that'd be stupid | 987.82 | 3.66 |
| we're walking sucker all right now I | 989.05 | 3.96 |
| just got to get it there without banging | 991.48 | 3.0 |
| the thing up that's how men you want to | 993.01 | 8.1 |
| drive sure no why no names so we can get | 994.48 | 7.92 |
| a hat we're not gonna make anything you | 1001.11 | 2.97 |
| were making it for Sam he's making I | 1002.4 | 3.54 |
| want him to have a house I think I could | 1004.08 | 13.23 |
| do it this I'm usually fine driving I | 1005.94 | 13.14 |
| swear you swore you were good at | 1017.31 | 4.29 |
| parallel parking dinya it's true I think | 1019.08 | 3.84 |
| you'll have to let you in so you'll have | 1021.6 | 2.88 |
| to like wheel up don't run through that | 1022.92 | 3.18 |
| guard thing yeah you have to go up | 1024.48 | 3.45 |
| you'll have to stop the guy I'll lift it | 1026.1 | 2.91 |
| up then you can go through all right | 1027.93 | 2.81 |
| come on bucko | 1029.01 | 4.829 |
| dude it's like I'm always in the I'm | 1030.74 | 5.29 |
| always in the wrong lane at the grocery | 1033.839 | 4.681 |
| store yeah and this is the same [ __ ] | 1036.03 | 4.2 |
| thing this is ridiculous you're like oh | 1038.52 | 3.18 |
| this lady's got two items she pulls out | 1040.23 | 3.81 |
| a check what the hell happened back it | 1041.7 | 4.11 |
| up well wait look behind you first okay | 1044.04 | 4.29 |
| go to the left get a left gonna hold on | 1045.81 | 5.04 |
| hold on hold on where's it that does it | 1048.33 | 4.62 |
| looks like it so yeah just pull slowly | 1050.85 | 4.43 |
| up there that was really bad | 1052.95 | 5.6 |
| slowly slowly yeah there you go all | 1055.28 | 5.25 |
| right take your in Simon hit it babe I'm | 1058.55 | 5.15 |
| a good job man thank you | 1060.53 | 6.57 |
| all right five more than ten grand and | 1063.7 | 5.83 |
| we walk away yeah how much he gonna give | 1067.1 | 3.0 |
| you Simon | 1069.53 | 4.35 |
| I don't know I'm out oh I got cash I got | 1070.1 | 6.18 |
| cash what would you get because we were | 1073.88 | 4.47 |
| all in there he gave us all cash did you | 1076.28 | 5.1 |
| get cash hold on I got it like 3,700 how | 1078.35 | 4.74 |
| much do you get you're like 4,000 he | 1081.38 | 2.34 |
| meant sour | 1083.09 | 3.27 |
| what'd I get 37 you know what I got I | 1083.72 | 5.34 |
| got nothing i got the $28 from the | 1086.36 | 4.74 |
| [ __ ] person that we robbed that's all | 1089.06 | 6.3 |
| I had so you guys got out of the car and | 1091.1 | 8.22 |
| I got [ __ ] just funny side check this | 1095.36 | 6.21 |
| out man I can share the money I made | 1099.32 | 4.77 |
| from my last job so the the $4,000 I | 1101.57 | 6.05 |
| just made boom cheers now baby oh yeah | 1104.09 | 6.03 |
| money yes thirty seven hundred and fifty | 1107.62 | 4.18 |
| dollars an app store gave me four | 1110.12 | 16.32 |
| thousand and forty four dollars alright | 1111.8 | 15.99 |
| folks hope you enjoyed this adventure | 1126.44 | 6.29 |
| GTA see you next time in lo Santos | 1127.79 | 4.94 |
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