GTA 5 Online - Bank Heist - Episode #9
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neebs: Oh man, that GTA 5 Online bank heist episode #9 is just the best! I mean, who doesn't love a good old-fashioned virtual robbery?
simon: I know, right? It's like Ocean's Eleven meets virtual reality. Plus, we look so cool pulling off those heists with our virtual guns and getaway cars!
neebs: And let's not forget the intense music in the background. It really sets the mood for our criminal activities. Makes me feel like a real gangster!
simon: Haha, yeah! I can almost hear the sirens wailing and the police helicopters overhead. It's like we're living out our wildest GTA fantasies without any real-life consequences!
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video from Neebs and Simon as they attempt their first GTA bank heist? If not, you're definitely missing out on some epic gameplay and hilarious commentary.
In this video, Neebs and Simon dive into the world of GTA 5 and take on the challenge of pulling off a bank heist. From planning their strategy to executing the heist, you'll be on the edge of your seat the entire time. And of course, the banter between Neebs and Simon is always top-notch, making for an entertaining and enjoyable viewing experience.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 0.22 | 3.96 |
| are you going to lester's place | 10.16 | 4.88 |
| i know lester no lester dude yeah i've | 12.4 | 4.16 |
| done some [ __ ] with lester unless | 15.04 | 2.319 |
| there's a | 16.56 | 2.639 |
| there's an interesting guy yeah what | 17.359 | 3.041 |
| kind of guy oh | 19.199 | 3.92 |
| he's he's a [ __ ] or what's the pc | 20.4 | 3.6 |
| term | 23.119 | 5.441 |
| um a nubby knee nope never heard that | 24.0 | 6.96 |
| a lollygagger lollygagger he's a | 28.56 | 4.159 |
| lollygagger he's got like a little uh | 30.96 | 2.96 |
| you know he has to have a cane or | 32.719 | 1.601 |
| whatever | 33.92 | 2.159 |
| nothing wrong with that really smart guy | 34.32 | 3.44 |
| but he uh he sets up some good jobs | 36.079 | 2.8 |
| makes you a lot of money | 37.76 | 2.4 |
| is that why you're going to see him yeah | 38.879 | 3.041 |
| i want to make money yeah he's a guy | 40.16 | 3.28 |
| he's the guy to call when you know what | 41.92 | 2.72 |
| he wants to make some | 43.44 | 1.94 |
| money dude | 44.64 | 3.919 |
| [Music] | 45.38 | 3.179 |
| all right i spoke to him oh yeah he's | 50.879 | 3.84 |
| weird oh yeah i told you it was weird | 53.039 | 5.121 |
| yep oh he's calling hold on hello | 54.719 | 6.48 |
| out hung up young up you look like you | 58.16 | 4.16 |
| just uh punched them | 61.199 | 2.801 |
| no i meant to answer the phone and | 62.32 | 3.28 |
| instead you just punched i was like | 64.0 | 2.56 |
| hello | 65.6 | 2.8 |
| now my knee sorry i didn't know i was | 66.56 | 3.2 |
| gonna punch that far | 68.4 | 3.28 |
| kid trying to answer the phone maybe | 69.76 | 3.44 |
| i'll call back yeah maybe so | 71.68 | 3.119 |
| it started raining all right hop in | 73.2 | 3.2 |
| neebs okay | 74.799 | 5.441 |
| so b answers right i don't know | 76.4 | 6.16 |
| no hung up again no a answers idiot oh | 80.24 | 3.6 |
| hey okay | 82.56 | 3.28 |
| i'll get it next time you guys aren't | 83.84 | 3.44 |
| even gonna do this job | 85.84 | 5.2 |
| maybe look next time i'll answer it | 87.28 | 5.44 |
| we're having a hard enough time just | 91.04 | 3.119 |
| doing this how the hell are we gonna do | 92.72 | 3.039 |
| a heist we're just getting warmed up man | 94.159 | 2.64 |
| it's been a while since we've done | 95.759 | 1.68 |
| anything | 96.799 | 2.161 |
| los santos you guys might want to | 97.439 | 3.121 |
| practice yeah we should go practice | 98.96 | 2.479 |
| somewhere first | 100.56 | 4.48 |
| oh no we need to just laugh again | 101.439 | 3.601 |
| we might be ready to move on this thing | 105.36 | 3.039 |
| if you want to work | 107.439 | 2.161 |
| you'll get a knock on your door any | 108.399 | 3.04 |
| minute we want the work | 109.6 | 3.12 |
| go to the planning room in your | 111.439 | 3.441 |
| apartment okay to my place oh i know | 112.72 | 4.88 |
| where your place is | 114.88 | 2.72 |
| oh yeah all right welcome to the | 119.439 | 3.36 |
| planning room i like it hey | 121.2 | 3.199 |
| so you're gonna set up a house huh buddy | 122.799 | 4.081 |
| uh yeah hello buddy pal but i gotta say | 124.399 | 4.161 |
| i don't know how to do it i figured | 126.88 | 3.68 |
| you'd help me uh let's see | 128.56 | 5.36 |
| you see an h on your mini-map um yeah go | 130.56 | 7.2 |
| go towards the h okay uh i feel like i'm | 133.92 | 6.72 |
| on it it's like anything popping up in | 137.76 | 4.4 |
| the top left corner that maybe you can | 140.64 | 2.959 |
| read with your [ __ ] eyeballs just | 142.16 | 2.799 |
| looking at the h | 143.599 | 3.28 |
| let's look at the age not the top corner | 144.959 | 3.041 |
| yeah you're a [ __ ] | 146.879 | 3.841 |
| uh press e to start the heist as leader | 148.0 | 3.92 |
| press q to quickly | 150.72 | 4.32 |
| join a heist as a nah i'm a leader simon | 151.92 | 4.64 |
| you gonna do this with me yeah yeah | 155.04 | 2.88 |
| and apps for all right i'm sorry you | 156.56 | 3.039 |
| want in on this uh no | 157.92 | 3.44 |
| because i think uh if i'm not mistaken | 159.599 | 3.36 |
| you might only have a two-man gig | 161.36 | 4.32 |
| no simon you ready are you sure you want | 162.959 | 3.761 |
| to quit this job | 165.68 | 3.199 |
| no what are you doing i don't know what | 166.72 | 4.08 |
| do i do nothing neebs like | 168.879 | 3.601 |
| you you got invited so just buy it buy | 170.8 | 3.28 |
| your armor and then sit still sitting | 172.48 | 2.0 |
| still | 174.08 | 1.519 |
| you ready i don't know what the hell | 174.48 | 2.88 |
| we're doing but we're doing a heist man | 175.599 | 3.681 |
| i know but there's got to be details | 177.36 | 2.239 |
| right | 179.28 | 2.16 |
| look just don't quit out of the game i | 179.599 | 3.121 |
| didn't okay | 181.44 | 2.96 |
| all right neebs how are you leaving uh | 182.72 | 3.28 |
| no you're gonna be on phone right yeah | 184.4 | 2.08 |
| no i | 186.0 | 2.319 |
| if you have any questions do feel free | 186.48 | 4.08 |
| to call no i want you to stay on radio | 188.319 | 3.92 |
| contact with me the entire time okay | 190.56 | 2.72 |
| i'll be in here | 192.239 | 2.961 |
| buddy i'm gonna be here oh how did you | 193.28 | 3.36 |
| get here who brought this guy in | 195.2 | 3.2 |
| i let him in as i was leaving nice place | 196.64 | 3.2 |
| you've got to hear him come in | 198.4 | 4.32 |
| chic hello lester like a bourgeois bank | 199.84 | 4.88 |
| robber to remind me of how strange los | 202.72 | 3.12 |
| santos has become | 204.72 | 5.2 |
| in my day uh yeah i hear you happy | 205.84 | 5.6 |
| talking does it work yeah i hear you | 209.92 | 2.8 |
| loud and clear you guys still talking to | 211.44 | 2.719 |
| lester can you hear him he's | 212.72 | 4.48 |
| jumping he does not just tell us where | 214.159 | 4.64 |
| to go what to do | 217.2 | 3.599 |
| questions comments concerns uh are we | 218.799 | 3.36 |
| done all right where we going | 220.799 | 2.481 |
| what are you waiting for let's go see | 222.159 | 3.201 |
| this place come on | 223.28 | 4.48 |
| can you believe that simon oh i can't i | 225.36 | 3.599 |
| really can't | 227.76 | 3.759 |
| you look creepy who you well i look | 228.959 | 3.041 |
| creepy | 231.519 | 2.08 |
| i don't know something about you looks | 232.0 | 3.12 |
| creepy and you look creepy look at you | 233.599 | 2.881 |
| like you're trying to prove something | 235.12 | 2.72 |
| last time i saw you you were dressed | 236.48 | 3.6 |
| like kevin fetterline nobody knows who | 237.84 | 3.039 |
| that is | 240.08 | 2.64 |
| all right lester we're gonna ride with | 240.879 | 4.56 |
| you but don't talk the whole time okay | 242.72 | 4.64 |
| relatively light the light if your | 245.439 | 3.52 |
| daydreams are raids on the union | 247.36 | 2.799 |
| depository | 248.959 | 3.36 |
| quite heavy if your day job is turning | 250.159 | 4.241 |
| over liquor stores and gas stations | 252.319 | 4.081 |
| and the bonds in the box will be still | 254.4 | 3.92 |
| talking i've completely zoned out i | 256.4 | 3.2 |
| don't even know what he's saying anymore | 258.32 | 2.8 |
| he's probably talking about security at | 259.6 | 3.039 |
| the bank do you kind of know | 261.12 | 2.96 |
| i'm just going to talk to you yeah what | 262.639 | 3.521 |
| are we supposed to do this guy annoys me | 264.08 | 4.24 |
| usually like i i've i've worked with him | 266.16 | 4.0 |
| on a type of job like this before right | 268.32 | 3.2 |
| now you're just going out and scoping | 270.16 | 1.92 |
| out the bank | 271.52 | 2.72 |
| the one you're gonna rob okay am i going | 272.08 | 3.679 |
| the wrong way pay attention to your mini | 274.24 | 2.8 |
| map dummy | 275.759 | 3.521 |
| i didn't think there was a road here | 277.04 | 3.36 |
| well there is | 279.28 | 4.639 |
| yep you too pal all right we just get | 280.4 | 4.0 |
| there and | 283.919 | 3.201 |
| see where we're at | 284.4 | 2.72 |
| is this a good spot to park you think | 288.639 | 4.161 |
| nope where would you park i don't know | 290.88 | 3.96 |
| look at your mini-map you see a yellow | 292.8 | 4.08 |
| dot | 294.84 | 4.359 |
| park or the yellow dot you idiot okay i | 296.88 | 4.0 |
| don't know you've been doing this long | 299.199 | 3.28 |
| enough to know to go to the yellow dot | 300.88 | 3.36 |
| who parks in the street you're gonna | 302.479 | 3.121 |
| yell and got your [ __ ] | 304.24 | 4.799 |
| here we are yellow dot there it is | 305.6 | 6.0 |
| take a look drink it in i've patched | 309.039 | 4.401 |
| into their security feed on myself | 311.6 | 4.879 |
| take a look what are we looking at | 313.44 | 4.4 |
| small joints and these are never in | 316.479 | 4.401 |
| color security staff won't give a crap | 317.84 | 4.88 |
| especially about the deposit boxes | 320.88 | 3.44 |
| customers will probably be thinking | 322.72 | 4.24 |
| how to turn this into a screenplay or a | 324.32 | 4.24 |
| youtube video you're in the back behind | 326.96 | 2.56 |
| the safe door | 328.56 | 4.24 |
| we want box number 167 | 329.52 | 4.64 |
| it's right on the highway with good | 332.8 | 3.36 |
| access that works for you you can get | 334.16 | 2.56 |
| out quick | 336.16 | 3.039 |
| but it'll also work for the cops to | 336.72 | 4.72 |
| speed up their response time | 339.199 | 5.44 |
| okay okay okay enough of this peeper | 341.44 | 3.759 |
| crap | 344.639 | 2.4 |
| let's go to the garment factory all | 345.199 | 3.361 |
| right simon you need to practice hacking | 347.039 | 1.921 |
| cause | 348.56 | 1.84 |
| you're gonna have hacking duties i don't | 348.96 | 3.44 |
| know what hacking is hey do you | 350.4 | 3.519 |
| see the stuff in the top left of the | 352.4 | 3.359 |
| screen that'll show you how it operates | 353.919 | 5.441 |
| guide the signal to the exit port | 355.759 | 5.44 |
| so you need so hit hit click your mouse | 359.36 | 3.2 |
| button to start the signal | 361.199 | 3.361 |
| mister you put simon on hacking he | 362.56 | 3.12 |
| should have been on driving | 364.56 | 3.919 |
| hold on how do i i'm calling paige oh | 365.68 | 3.6 |
| yeah | 368.479 | 2.801 |
| i'm hacking baby and get us what we need | 369.28 | 4.0 |
| you hacker she's gonna sell me in half | 371.28 | 4.16 |
| i'm hacking do it simon that's right | 373.28 | 3.919 |
| circuit complete time and practice cause | 375.44 | 3.199 |
| that's gonna be your job when you guys | 377.199 | 2.72 |
| drop the bank you need to have you like | 378.639 | 2.0 |
| that one | 379.919 | 4.161 |
| [ __ ] is lester still talking yeah | 380.639 | 6.481 |
| shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up lester | 384.08 | 4.48 |
| i'm not gonna do this well under | 387.12 | 3.6 |
| pressure it's just like playing a game | 388.56 | 2.88 |
| of pac-man | 390.72 | 4.24 |
| i sucked at pac-man | 391.44 | 3.52 |
| there's paige we're leaving this car | 399.199 | 3.361 |
| taking the truck all right simon we're | 400.88 | 2.4 |
| here | 402.56 | 3.12 |
| okay says paige i'm gonna park on the | 403.28 | 3.28 |
| yellow dot | 405.68 | 4.079 |
| do it ah i should be using my cane | 406.56 | 5.44 |
| nice to meet you paige i'm neighbors my | 409.759 | 3.041 |
| friend uh | 412.0 | 3.599 |
| simon hello lester son won't you drive | 412.8 | 3.44 |
| this time | 415.599 | 4.641 |
| no yeah no yeah i don't want to drive | 416.24 | 6.64 |
| it's easy just gas break and turn uh | 420.24 | 3.12 |
| okay | 422.88 | 2.56 |
| now it's back to take us back to my | 423.36 | 3.36 |
| place so we can plan the rest of the | 425.44 | 3.599 |
| heist | 426.72 | 2.319 |
| it's not hard is it no i guess not can i | 429.12 | 4.799 |
| hit anybody i want like this guy | 432.24 | 4.56 |
| real inconspicuous all right lester what | 433.919 | 4.081 |
| are we gonna need next | 436.8 | 3.36 |
| uh you're only gonna need uh one thing | 438.0 | 3.759 |
| for this uh for this job it's a | 440.16 | 2.64 |
| high-speed | 441.759 | 3.28 |
| armored car instead of getting one | 442.8 | 3.92 |
| legitimately and leaving a nice long | 445.039 | 3.6 |
| paper trail to your front door | 446.72 | 3.759 |
| you're gonna be jacking one from a nasty | 448.639 | 3.361 |
| korean crew and leaving a nice long | 450.479 | 3.28 |
| paper trail to their door instead | 452.0 | 4.639 |
| good idea this is good to go okay here's | 453.759 | 3.921 |
| your board | 456.639 | 3.201 |
| good good good and when you're ready to | 457.68 | 3.76 |
| move on the car | 459.84 | 4.479 |
| go over it study the plan tick it off | 461.44 | 3.68 |
| the list | 464.319 | 3.28 |
| you must be methodical this isn't just a | 465.12 | 5.12 |
| dumb crime | 467.599 | 4.16 |
| well there there is an element of that | 470.24 | 3.679 |
| huh | 471.759 | 2.16 |
| and when you've got the cards | 475.039 | 4.801 |
| he just came on the radio and just | 490.879 | 3.681 |
| started rambling on what should i do | 492.72 | 2.96 |
| there's still a car | 494.56 | 2.639 |
| how do we know where okay how do we know | 495.68 | 3.76 |
| where it is i see a blue dot is that it | 497.199 | 4.081 |
| any idea how many maps work because yeah | 499.44 | 4.319 |
| should be a dot on a mini map | 501.28 | 4.0 |
| this is good at giving dots all you | 503.759 | 3.44 |
| gotta do is go to the dot man blue dot | 505.28 | 3.68 |
| on the way probably gonna take you to a | 507.199 | 3.84 |
| parking deck i'm glad you're here after | 508.96 | 4.24 |
| you guys remember how to take cover um | 511.039 | 4.88 |
| no no | 513.2 | 2.719 |
| jesus | 518.839 | 3.481 |
| neebs you up there yeah come on all | 520.399 | 3.12 |
| right damn i'm getting | 522.32 | 2.56 |
| [ __ ] done careful though i think we're | 523.519 | 3.681 |
| getting close to the top | 524.88 | 3.44 |
| yeah you're not going to want to use | 527.2 | 2.56 |
| explosives you don't want to blow up the | 528.32 | 2.88 |
| car you're trying to steal | 529.76 | 3.28 |
| okay explosives on this mission or a bad | 531.2 | 3.28 |
| idea okay | 533.04 | 6.88 |
| got it take cover okay taking cover | 534.48 | 5.44 |
| hmm oh i see some guys | 540.64 | 6.56 |
| oh there's a few of them up here you see | 544.48 | 3.039 |
| him | 547.2 | 3.52 |
| already yep i see hmm one | 547.519 | 7.201 |
| two wait are these bad guys you think | 550.72 | 6.16 |
| i don't know i can't see any of them | 554.72 | 3.679 |
| they seem like they might be friendly | 556.88 | 3.92 |
| is it is it two to our backs behind the | 558.399 | 3.601 |
| wall is that where the | 560.8 | 4.479 |
| yeah oh should we split up simon i don't | 562.0 | 4.32 |
| know man | 565.279 | 2.721 |
| oh how do you get down there you're not | 566.32 | 4.24 |
| allowed here oh [ __ ] did somebody just | 568.0 | 3.04 |
| see us | 570.56 | 2.48 |
| they see us how are you crouching i'm | 571.04 | 4.239 |
| just doing it | 573.04 | 5.6 |
| he's telling us we're not allowed here | 575.279 | 3.361 |
| all right you don't get blind fire as an | 580.64 | 3.68 |
| option okay | 582.32 | 4.88 |
| how how is it an option just don't aim | 584.32 | 7.519 |
| down sight salmon | 587.2 | 4.639 |
| oh no no don't aim down sight doesn't | 592.24 | 3.92 |
| shoot | 595.36 | 2.24 |
| for me left click doesn't do anything | 596.16 | 3.119 |
| night out | 597.6 | 4.479 |
| no no bad idea oh that's right you said | 599.279 | 3.201 |
| that | 602.079 | 2.961 |
| never mind don't love the car okay but | 602.48 | 4.0 |
| that's not our car right i don't want | 605.04 | 3.28 |
| that car | 606.48 | 5.2 |
| good shot simon thank you | 608.32 | 3.36 |
| man down tango dango | 612.079 | 3.281 |
| which car is ours which one | 615.92 | 9.2 |
| the one tango dengue which one | 620.959 | 7.041 |
| where the hell is it i don't know which | 625.12 | 6.4 |
| one that is a | 628.0 | 5.279 |
| [Music] | 631.52 | 3.999 |
| okay man this lighting is horrible for | 633.279 | 5.041 |
| this situation | 635.519 | 2.801 |
| come on you little [ __ ] show me yourself | 639.839 | 7.361 |
| show yourself | 642.32 | 6.72 |
| all right two more down all right i | 647.2 | 3.28 |
| think we got maybe one left | 649.04 | 3.919 |
| you ready simon maybe oh did you get him | 650.48 | 4.08 |
| oh wait oh i still see him | 652.959 | 3.361 |
| going around blank all right i got your | 654.56 | 3.36 |
| back all right | 656.32 | 5.84 |
| oh now now we got him surrounded | 657.92 | 4.24 |
| come on out you little [ __ ] come on | 663.519 | 5.841 |
| i got your number man you don't even see | 667.12 | 4.24 |
| me i got your number [ __ ] | 669.36 | 3.76 |
| yeah simon's got your number yeah you | 671.36 | 2.8 |
| didn't think anyone had your number | 673.12 | 2.24 |
| that's right | 674.16 | 4.32 |
| i got your number and i'm calling you | 675.36 | 5.68 |
| ring ring ring ring doing pretty good | 678.48 | 3.76 |
| good there's money everywhere on the | 681.04 | 2.08 |
| ground | 682.24 | 4.08 |
| sounds great what's the status report | 683.12 | 7.2 |
| uh we're in the car go got it | 686.32 | 6.959 |
| up oh pardon coming through yeah go | 690.32 | 3.36 |
| ahead all right | 693.279 | 1.68 |
| i'm going the wrong way or not i'm going | 693.68 | 5.2 |
| to take these guys down turn around | 694.959 | 4.961 |
| all right you're going to want to lose | 698.88 | 3.6 |
| the cops okay | 699.92 | 6.64 |
| i'm on it up sorry yeah | 702.48 | 6.799 |
| oh damn they're the bad guys the bad | 706.56 | 5.61 |
| guys simon all right i'm doing it | 709.279 | 4.8 |
| [Music] | 712.17 | 4.63 |
| trying to lose them you're so far away i | 714.079 | 4.721 |
| can't even shoot at them if i wanted to | 716.8 | 5.12 |
| they'll never catch us driving a getaway | 718.8 | 4.8 |
| car has to be able to uh | 721.92 | 4.24 |
| you know get away so look after it | 723.6 | 3.359 |
| please | 726.16 | 2.72 |
| oh look after it yeah it's gonna be your | 726.959 | 3.361 |
| getaway car don't wreck it | 728.88 | 3.759 |
| okay pardon me sounds like you're | 730.32 | 3.519 |
| wrecking it a little | 732.639 | 6.721 |
| not much can we fix it | 733.839 | 5.521 |
| you got this neebs i got it simon i'm | 740.48 | 3.84 |
| saving my bullets if they're too far | 742.8 | 2.88 |
| away i ain't shooting [ __ ] | 744.32 | 3.519 |
| okay sounds like you're still wrecking a | 745.68 | 5.68 |
| little bit not too much | 747.839 | 3.521 |
| we are are you firing back i'm trying to | 752.959 | 6.88 |
| how | 756.839 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 761.79 | 5.09 |
| good shooting silence | 768.72 | 5.119 |
| okay we made it | 776.639 | 5.2 |
| dude don't even tell me this is it we | 779.68 | 4.32 |
| just did we just rock this | 781.839 | 4.961 |
| just rocked it the whole damn thing no | 784.0 | 4.56 |
| not the whole thing we got the car | 786.8 | 3.76 |
| i know you remember you remember scoping | 788.56 | 3.76 |
| out a bank right simon oh yeah there's a | 790.56 | 3.04 |
| bank | 792.32 | 4.16 |
| damn it okay i'll look after this unless | 793.6 | 3.919 |
| it'll come by your place when you're | 796.48 | 2.799 |
| ready to go all right it's not that bad | 797.519 | 3.12 |
| messed up paige | 799.279 | 4.56 |
| we did pretty good yeah easy | 800.639 | 5.44 |
| getting some money now huh you got money | 803.839 | 3.041 |
| again yeah | 806.079 | 2.32 |
| i'm not getting any money i'm in a good | 806.88 | 3.759 |
| position you you're getting some money | 808.399 | 4.721 |
| no not yet so you get it all at the end | 810.639 | 4.241 |
| yeah i'm an entrepreneur | 813.12 | 3.92 |
| i better get some at the end i want some | 814.88 | 3.199 |
| at the end too you're getting paid now | 817.04 | 2.0 |
| you get paid hourly | 818.079 | 3.601 |
| no i will no i also get i get dividends | 819.04 | 3.12 |
| sharing | 821.68 | 2.88 |
| no your hours profit share i'm dividend | 822.16 | 6.16 |
| you're out of hourly i am not an hourly | 824.56 | 5.519 |
| all right absorb we did pretty good man | 828.32 | 3.519 |
| oh yeah we got the car | 830.079 | 4.241 |
| uh paige loved it oh yeah paige she's a | 831.839 | 3.281 |
| cutie | 834.32 | 3.6 |
| okay what next do we go in the room and | 835.12 | 3.36 |
| plan | 837.92 | 4.64 |
| yeah go in the room and plan ah oh [ __ ] | 838.48 | 6.88 |
| there you go man first time you again | 842.56 | 3.279 |
| yeah | 845.36 | 2.719 |
| the first time it's never easy though | 845.839 | 3.68 |
| the look that you're scared | 848.079 | 3.281 |
| you're giving it right now oh man i'm so | 849.519 | 3.68 |
| angry you are so annoyed | 851.36 | 3.76 |
| should we just leave of course yeah yeah | 853.199 | 3.521 |
| this guy's getting in my space | 855.12 | 5.12 |
| i don't like to probably stick the wrong | 856.72 | 3.52 |
| all right simon don't lose that bag | 861.839 | 3.761 |
| we're going to need it man i am [ __ ] | 863.519 | 4.241 |
| clueless right now it's the flicker job | 865.6 | 4.16 |
| remember that thing we went to earlier | 867.76 | 3.68 |
| put your gun away you look like a | 869.76 | 5.04 |
| noob all right let's do this | 871.44 | 6.399 |
| valet where's my car | 874.8 | 5.44 |
| i really don't know it's got to be very | 877.839 | 3.36 |
| clear | 880.24 | 3.12 |
| what i need to do in this place and | 881.199 | 3.921 |
| telling me what things i need to hit in | 883.36 | 2.88 |
| order to make them happen | 885.12 | 2.719 |
| you guys are going to go into the bank | 886.24 | 3.36 |
| right take out the cameras | 887.839 | 3.521 |
| one person has to take out the cameras | 889.6 | 4.08 |
| and also be on hostage control so that's | 891.36 | 3.76 |
| neebs because i've got a drill | 893.68 | 2.959 |
| that's the driver because yeah the | 895.12 | 3.04 |
| driller you need to go in the back and | 896.639 | 2.961 |
| start hacking the computer | 898.16 | 3.76 |
| oh i'm not looking forward to this or | 899.6 | 3.76 |
| you might have to hack it on the way | 901.92 | 5.2 |
| you'll do fine buddy wait you have to | 903.36 | 4.24 |
| hack it | 907.12 | 6.719 |
| hello i guess i'm going backwards | 907.6 | 6.239 |
| all right should be up here on the right | 913.92 | 3.76 |
| okay close | 915.68 | 4.0 |
| all right let's do this let's do this | 917.68 | 10.159 |
| let's do this | 919.68 | 8.159 |
| yep no you got to get the car you | 929.36 | 3.919 |
| thought we were at the bank i know | 931.68 | 3.12 |
| listen i'm we're listening we're getting | 933.279 | 3.36 |
| the car i know | 934.8 | 3.599 |
| are you driving i'm clueless no i'm not | 936.639 | 3.281 |
| driving you're driving first one getting | 938.399 | 4.0 |
| in aren't you | 939.92 | 2.479 |
| all right get in the car get in the car | 942.72 | 3.359 |
| just you're a nut | 944.8 | 3.44 |
| i'm not a nut i'm getting in the car all | 946.079 | 3.361 |
| right | 948.24 | 7.599 |
| i'm ready for you all right let's go | 949.44 | 6.399 |
| hold | 966.72 | 2.239 |
| [Music] | 975.66 | 3.09 |
| what's wrong buddy it's the simple | 988.399 | 4.0 |
| things all you gotta do is take the top | 990.639 | 3.681 |
| from one place to another i know what i | 992.399 | 3.68 |
| gotta do but i'm not looking and i'm | 994.32 | 2.48 |
| nervous | 996.079 | 2.241 |
| don't be nervous baby i'm getting | 996.8 | 3.92 |
| nervous | 998.32 | 5.6 |
| we're actually doing this slam | 1000.72 | 5.28 |
| last time you get it yeah for this one | 1003.92 | 3.359 |
| hopefully that's just the one | 1006.0 | 4.88 |
| no you have three of them to do simon | 1007.279 | 3.601 |
| four cameras got it lester just start | 1017.44 | 8.399 |
| with that | 1020.0 | 5.839 |
| all you to do is get to him and he'll | 1036.72 | 3.68 |
| get you out okay i think you can manage | 1038.48 | 3.199 |
| that how are we going to know what | 1040.4 | 5.12 |
| what he looks like okay | 1041.679 | 7.041 |
| no one when i see him okay | 1045.52 | 8.32 |
| i hope so simon | 1048.72 | 5.12 |
| it's difficult man all you gotta do is | 1064.4 | 3.84 |
| take the dot to the thing | 1066.559 | 4.0 |
| yeah well it's not that easy careful of | 1068.24 | 3.84 |
| [ __ ] it's not | 1070.559 | 3.521 |
| should i park should i park here for a | 1072.08 | 3.52 |
| bit probably | 1074.08 | 5.04 |
| okay i was so close that was the problem | 1075.6 | 7.12 |
| okay take your time no rush man | 1079.12 | 7.12 |
| okay nice day | 1082.72 | 6.24 |
| oh [ __ ] just calm down in there we can | 1086.24 | 3.679 |
| do this | 1088.96 | 4.48 |
| [ __ ] it's fine it's not just | 1089.919 | 5.361 |
| it's i'll just hang out the beach let me | 1093.44 | 4.16 |
| know when you're ready | 1095.28 | 5.36 |
| he's on the second hack there's still | 1097.6 | 12.24 |
| one more after this thieves come on | 1100.64 | 9.2 |
| nice day for a convertible sir or a | 1112.96 | 4.32 |
| scooter | 1115.6 | 5.36 |
| like that got it yeah | 1117.28 | 6.72 |
| all of them no not all of them okay | 1120.96 | 5.76 |
| oh [ __ ] so you've done two what you did | 1124.0 | 3.12 |
| two | 1126.72 | 3.6 |
| [ __ ] this you got one more right this | 1127.12 | 4.799 |
| you can do it man i believe in you oh i | 1130.32 | 4.16 |
| thought i was looking at the wrong side | 1131.919 | 5.281 |
| i gotta go from right to left now damn | 1134.48 | 3.199 |
| it | 1137.2 | 2.24 |
| we got all day don't worry about it | 1137.679 | 2.88 |
| start driving towards the bank or | 1139.44 | 1.76 |
| something no | 1140.559 | 2.081 |
| cause i'll be there then he'll be more | 1141.2 | 10.64 |
| stressed out it's nice here | 1142.64 | 9.2 |
| come on | 1152.32 | 13.52 |
| [ __ ] | 1173.039 | 3.52 |
| [Music] | 1174.27 | 5.38 |
| come on | 1176.559 | 14.48 |
| [Music] | 1179.65 | 13.71 |
| doing something holy [ __ ] i got it yeah | 1191.039 | 4.801 |
| yeah i got it i got it yeah we're ready | 1193.36 | 5.76 |
| yeah we almost fell asleep yeah geez | 1195.84 | 6.719 |
| okay we're off i don't want to do this | 1199.12 | 4.0 |
| anymore | 1202.559 | 2.24 |
| i hope you don't have to because i don't | 1203.12 | 3.6 |
| want to wait anymore | 1204.799 | 4.24 |
| though system hacked okay all right when | 1206.72 | 4.0 |
| we get there i gotta take out cameras i | 1209.039 | 2.0 |
| gotta | 1210.72 | 2.16 |
| i gotta control the people in the bank | 1211.039 | 3.681 |
| and you have to drill you got it | 1212.88 | 3.44 |
| i don't know how to drill but i guess | 1214.72 | 3.199 |
| i'll find out right you gotta go in the | 1216.32 | 3.44 |
| back and do the drilling yeah i don't | 1217.919 | 3.441 |
| know what that means but okay i don't | 1219.76 | 2.48 |
| have a drill | 1221.36 | 2.96 |
| probably in your little purse all right | 1222.24 | 3.28 |
| some aromas there | 1224.32 | 2.88 |
| all right neebs you're on hostage | 1225.52 | 3.92 |
| controlling cameras that's right buddy | 1227.2 | 4.479 |
| okay time to open the vault take out | 1229.44 | 5.52 |
| your phone and trigger the door | 1231.679 | 5.761 |
| simon that's you see cause you hacked | 1234.96 | 3.28 |
| the phone | 1237.44 | 2.239 |
| yeah pull out your phone trigger the | 1238.24 | 3.36 |
| door activate | 1239.679 | 6.161 |
| yeah activate unlocking okay i see it | 1241.6 | 7.28 |
| simon nice yes okay now what put on a | 1245.84 | 5.28 |
| mask | 1248.88 | 2.24 |
| hold on simon let's go around side left | 1252.4 | 3.279 |
| on the d-pad real quick | 1254.48 | 4.079 |
| over here oh left foot deep in okay i | 1255.679 | 3.681 |
| didn't know | 1258.559 | 5.041 |
| nothing no that's never been a thing | 1259.36 | 7.48 |
| it's a robbery okay oh it's cameras | 1263.6 | 4.72 |
| [Music] | 1266.84 | 5.64 |
| one camera down uh what else we got | 1268.32 | 6.0 |
| two camera down you need to go back and | 1272.48 | 3.76 |
| start drilling all right | 1274.32 | 3.359 |
| i don't know where i'm going hey good | 1276.24 | 3.439 |
| lady okay take out all the cameras | 1277.679 | 4.721 |
| i'm looking i've seen two so far see any | 1279.679 | 5.441 |
| [ __ ] drill | 1282.4 | 2.72 |
| four cameras you folks stay still go to | 1286.4 | 5.6 |
| the safety deposit box | 1290.24 | 3.28 |
| if you control the witnesses don't let | 1292.0 | 4.24 |
| them move on | 1293.52 | 5.84 |
| dude i'm clueless back here you're | 1296.24 | 4.64 |
| getting drilling huh | 1299.36 | 5.52 |
| okay simon you're drilling i'm trying to | 1300.88 | 6.159 |
| don't kill anybody i'm not gonna i'm | 1304.88 | 5.6 |
| just worried about simon | 1307.039 | 6.561 |
| i gotta control the [ __ ] drill yeah | 1310.48 | 6.24 |
| oh jesus i don't know use control grill | 1313.6 | 4.8 |
| power and push the drill towards the | 1316.72 | 2.16 |
| bike | 1318.4 | 2.56 |
| yeah just don't overheat the drill simon | 1318.88 | 4.0 |
| i don't know how to tell if it's over | 1320.96 | 2.4 |
| drilled | 1322.88 | 2.56 |
| just let off of it sometimes don't run | 1323.36 | 3.04 |
| it constantly | 1325.44 | 3.04 |
| how do i know when it's getting hot | 1326.4 | 4.48 |
| it'll burn red | 1328.48 | 6.0 |
| all right just drilling it's a nice day | 1330.88 | 4.56 |
| out there guys | 1334.48 | 3.04 |
| we're not bad people we just have a | 1335.44 | 3.119 |
| youtube channel | 1337.52 | 2.96 |
| i have no idea if this is working or not | 1338.559 | 3.36 |
| are you holding the left mouse button | 1340.48 | 2.079 |
| yeah | 1341.919 | 3.041 |
| and it's spinning but it's not breaking | 1342.559 | 5.281 |
| through anything | 1344.96 | 2.88 |
| oh wait a second that's it | 1348.4 | 4.399 |
| don't ever hit the drill but it turns | 1351.52 | 3.039 |
| red back it up i already [ __ ] it's | 1352.799 | 2.481 |
| already hot | 1354.559 | 3.201 |
| over here stop it let off others it | 1355.28 | 3.36 |
| starts getting hot | 1357.76 | 2.72 |
| this whole time i've been drilling in | 1358.64 | 4.159 |
| the air [ __ ] eh | 1360.48 | 4.0 |
| maybe you should have done the witness | 1362.799 | 3.841 |
| thing or the yeah witnesses | 1364.48 | 4.0 |
| yeah i know trust me i think he would | 1366.64 | 3.36 |
| have had to be the driver | 1368.48 | 3.12 |
| it was a little situation for you i | 1370.0 | 3.2 |
| think he's better at driving than | 1371.6 | 3.76 |
| hacking and drilling i'm much better at | 1373.2 | 2.959 |
| that | 1375.36 | 3.76 |
| trust me i'd love to be driving it's | 1376.159 | 3.601 |
| coming | 1379.12 | 4.4 |
| tell me what to do uh you can start off | 1379.76 | 10.08 |
| all right | 1383.52 | 6.32 |
| all right come on i'm coming all right | 1394.88 | 4.88 |
| let's go run | 1396.88 | 4.96 |
| let me get in first simon oh [ __ ] what | 1399.76 | 3.279 |
| have you done sorry | 1401.84 | 4.64 |
| go go go go go go go get lucky | 1403.039 | 3.441 |
| holy [ __ ] all right all you gotta do is | 1409.6 | 3.92 |
| drive to the pickup point you guys | 1412.24 | 2.0 |
| should be good | 1413.52 | 2.96 |
| all right simon good park buddy thank | 1414.24 | 3.52 |
| you a little bit | 1416.48 | 3.439 |
| sketchy but you did it yeah i was able | 1417.76 | 4.08 |
| to do something | 1419.919 | 11.921 |
| don't drive too much okay | 1421.84 | 10.0 |
| [Music] | 1432.92 | 10.09 |
| huh there should have brought more cars | 1443.2 | 6.56 |
| coppers getting away | 1446.72 | 5.52 |
| yeah pretty good so far yeah not too bad | 1449.76 | 4.399 |
| get to the pickup point i know uh | 1452.24 | 4.0 |
| lester got a surprise waiting for you oh | 1454.159 | 4.241 |
| i hope so | 1456.24 | 6.0 |
| right here i think coming through | 1458.4 | 6.18 |
| oh we're close yeah we are | 1462.24 | 3.84 |
| [Music] | 1464.58 | 4.54 |
| hey come in this is your getaway guy | 1466.08 | 7.76 |
| get away guys | 1469.12 | 4.72 |
| wait see a chopper yeah | 1481.52 | 6.32 |
| come on baby come on come on | 1490.559 | 11.281 |
| [Music] | 1506.83 | 14.56 |
| [Music] | 1523.94 | 5.979 |
| you | 1527.84 | 2.079 |
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