Dinosaur BBQ on the Beach!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another epic episode of Neebs Gaming! Today, we're checking out the ultimate beach BBQ in Ark: Survival Ascended!
simon: Oh man, I love a good BBQ on the beach! This video is like a dream come true for me. I mean, who doesn't want to grill some dino steaks with the ocean waves in the background?
appsro: Haha, you guys are too much! But seriously, this video is the best because it combines two of my favorite things - dinosaurs and BBQ. What more could you ask for?
neebs: Exactly! And let's not forget the epic fails and hilarious moments that always happen when we're trying to cook up some dino meat. It's pure entertainment from start to finish!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 4.7 | 5.08 |
| poor little | 10.84 | 5.56 |
| guy what uh don't run I love you don't | 12.16 | 8.119 |
| run I love you oh yeah just a little | 16.4 | 6.4 |
| baby uh Pariser yeah well it's actually | 20.279 | 5.24 |
| better is it that it's dead now less | 22.8 | 5.239 |
| suffering okay it's just dumb he just he | 25.519 | 4.08 |
| walked into the water I guess and one of | 28.039 | 3.761 |
| those fish at him like the just like a | 29.599 | 4.64 |
| like a Cod or something like a dangerous | 31.8 | 3.96 |
| fish oh that's a good I thought he | 34.239 | 4.16 |
| assumed he starved to death no oh well | 35.76 | 4.24 |
| then that's even better he's under my | 38.399 | 3.081 |
| protection I'm going to starve to death | 40.0 | 5.039 |
| oh okay well it happens uh yeah but | 41.48 | 5.8 |
| listen it's not a horrible day look at | 45.039 | 5.281 |
| this oh yeah no that's a nice hat you | 47.28 | 5.4 |
| see my boots uh oh you got boots on I | 50.32 | 4.48 |
| got boots but that's all I got so far | 52.68 | 4.199 |
| looking good between you and me we're | 54.8 | 5.239 |
| looking pretty snazzy yeah man I got | 56.879 | 4.401 |
| some pants that I'm going to put on | 60.039 | 2.2 |
| you're going to just going to want to | 61.28 | 2.239 |
| rip them off me they're going to make me | 62.239 | 4.92 |
| look so good I doubt | 63.519 | 3.64 |
| it abro yeah pterodon you got a pterodon | 67.4 | 7.16 |
| out here yeah should I bow out I mean | 72.2 | 5.239 |
| why not all right been a minute hey | 74.56 | 5.96 |
| buddy you have a TR arrows I do get the | 77.439 | 6.601 |
| TRS that the there we go man I mean | 80.52 | 4.88 |
| having a Pteranodon is cool we can't | 84.04 | 2.719 |
| make a saddle yet we're nowhere near | 85.4 | 4.039 |
| Pteranodon saddle I know but we'll get | 86.759 | 4.161 |
| there and then we can do a little uh | 89.439 | 4.601 |
| exploring via sky right I like your hat | 90.92 | 5.04 |
| by the way thank you so much I like your | 94.04 | 6.359 |
| hat yeah oh hey buddy oh wow so he uh he | 95.96 | 8.0 |
| feel quick very quick easy easy [ __ ] all | 100.399 | 6.121 |
| right put some things in you wait where | 103.96 | 5.88 |
| did my oh I got I put my tranquilizer | 106.52 | 4.959 |
| somewhere else apparently but I'll I'll | 109.84 | 3.0 |
| grab some you fool hey you want to see | 111.479 | 3.6 |
| something cool yeah follow me check this | 112.84 | 4.4 |
| out let me put let me put these in them | 115.079 | 3.761 |
| though the not the tranquilizer you know | 117.24 | 3.4 |
| what I'm talking about where the [ __ ] I | 118.84 | 5.12 |
| put him I don't know oh cuz I made | 120.64 | 5.88 |
| you're disorganized now it's all right | 123.96 | 3.96 |
| you what are you going to show me uh | 126.52 | 3.159 |
| check this out come to the front door | 127.92 | 6.52 |
| you know I will so let's see I made this | 129.679 | 7.64 |
| yeah Boop coming I'm totally coming I | 134.44 | 4.12 |
| promise I'm totally coming Oh I thought | 137.319 | 3.481 |
| you were here I'm kind of here good God | 138.56 | 3.92 |
| just stay focused you know what I am | 140.8 | 3.92 |
| focused on the pterodon idiot all right | 142.48 | 4.08 |
| what's up I'm look at look at our front | 144.72 | 3.92 |
| doors | 146.56 | 6.16 |
| look that's great it's a saloon it's a | 148.64 | 6.44 |
| saloon I's see yeah I was kind of | 152.72 | 3.96 |
| looking at this little Lagoon we got | 155.08 | 4.56 |
| right here yeah Lagoon Saloon the Lagoon | 156.68 | 5.04 |
| Saloon I mean this is what yeah this is | 159.64 | 3.92 |
| what this place is going to be I I like | 161.72 | 4.519 |
| it I like that you like building in | 163.56 | 7.56 |
| this yeeha [ __ ] | 166.239 | 4.881 |
| Yeehaw hey mes yeah buddy you know what | 172.2 | 5.72 |
| this like purple bird is about have you | 176.12 | 4.24 |
| seen one of these the moradon all right | 177.92 | 4.039 |
| so what's the deal cuz it didn't give me | 180.36 | 3.879 |
| any prompt to like tame it you got to | 181.959 | 5.601 |
| knock him out oh [ __ ] yeah well if he | 184.239 | 5.041 |
| lands again I think I'm going to do just | 187.56 | 3.56 |
| that cuz he just went right like next to | 189.28 | 4.28 |
| me like it was nothing you got a bow no | 191.12 | 5.399 |
| I got a club you got a club um I got a | 193.56 | 4.599 |
| club too so we should try to knock him | 196.519 | 3.761 |
| out those things are great uh yeah but | 198.159 | 3.681 |
| now he's going out to the ocean come | 200.28 | 3.959 |
| back my friend you can have a good life | 201.84 | 4.36 |
| with us you keep an eye on him I'm going | 204.239 | 4.481 |
| to build a cooking pot oh do that please | 206.2 | 4.08 |
| I can use food I'm getting sick of these | 208.72 | 3.92 |
| freaking berries that's you really just | 210.28 | 4.08 |
| said that didn't you that I'm sick of | 212.64 | 3.28 |
| the berries that you don't you just made | 214.36 | 2.64 |
| it clear you don't know what a cooking | 215.92 | 4.08 |
| pot is uh doesn't a cooking pot uh cook | 217.0 | 4.439 |
| things in it you would think oh it's | 220.0 | 3.4 |
| just a fire that's right a fire does | 221.439 | 3.52 |
| that I thought there was like a cooking | 223.4 | 3.64 |
| pot was the advanced fire thing yeah we | 224.959 | 3.441 |
| just cook on the campfire this we can | 227.04 | 3.44 |
| make dye in we can get up oh you made | 228.4 | 4.44 |
| your clothes good Lord look at you part | 230.48 | 5.319 |
| look at me I know I had H don't I look | 232.84 | 5.16 |
| good man looks so good I won't take | 235.799 | 4.64 |
| those pants off of you I see | 238.0 | 5.599 |
| you see I doubted you look at me right | 240.439 | 4.88 |
| you're trying to rip my pants off all | 243.599 | 3.401 |
| right I'll make my own all right and | 245.319 | 3.601 |
| then I'll rip your pants off well we'll | 247.0 | 3.519 |
| have the same pants what be the point I | 248.92 | 2.959 |
| know but well because I'll get to see | 250.519 | 4.521 |
| you without your pants all | 251.879 | 3.161 |
| right | 255.079 | 4.521 |
| got so all I had to do was make this | 256.84 | 3.959 |
| little cosmetic thing and I didn't | 259.6 | 2.72 |
| realize I can change every damn wall | 260.799 | 4.281 |
| look oh like Bo we got a window now oh | 262.32 | 4.68 |
| that's so much better that's a cool | 265.08 | 3.839 |
| looking window oh my God opens up the | 267.0 | 3.8 |
| place yeah yeah I got to see that from | 268.919 | 3.801 |
| in to out yeah as soon as you build it | 270.8 | 3.36 |
| all you got to do is you pick up this | 272.72 | 3.16 |
| little cosmetic and say like all right | 274.16 | 4.16 |
| boom we got Windows Windows if I hit R I | 275.88 | 4.28 |
| can change it man they got a weird | 278.32 | 3.92 |
| trippy kind of I don't know what you'd | 280.16 | 5.68 |
| call that H what well I mean just come | 282.24 | 5.76 |
| look at the windows from inside out wait | 285.84 | 4.44 |
| can I change the thatch to oh my God | 288.0 | 5.12 |
| look at this you got just do whatever | 290.28 | 4.96 |
| you want stuff's amazing it's pretty | 293.12 | 4.639 |
| neat that of curiosity can you like get | 295.24 | 4.04 |
| thrown out that window like barf fight | 297.759 | 2.521 |
| stule | 299.28 | 3.04 |
| a all right I'm going to try to run into | 300.28 | 3.68 |
| it see if I can like get slammed out | 302.32 | 4.599 |
| yeah yeah yeah we'll do a a bar n and | 303.96 | 6.12 |
| stay out yep nope it's solid you ain't | 306.919 | 5.961 |
| welcome around here you get on out | 310.08 | 6.959 |
| here yeah we'll work on that ah crap | 312.88 | 6.96 |
| what' you do well I didn't feed the | 317.039 | 6.241 |
| Nar did you lose it you lost it didn't | 319.84 | 6.4 |
| you no it's down up there oh wow did you | 323.28 | 5.199 |
| actually hit it I did nice yeah thank | 326.24 | 4.32 |
| you yeah you got to keep fing that Nares | 328.479 | 4.0 |
| I forgot man I I just remembered putting | 330.56 | 4.199 |
| them in and it working like that oh hi | 332.479 | 3.84 |
| everybody we're playing Arc again we're | 334.759 | 2.521 |
| trying to relearn how to use | 336.319 | 3.921 |
| narcoberries I can't see it see what the | 337.28 | 5.199 |
| pterodon what do you mean what well | 340.24 | 3.56 |
| we're learning folks we're learning | 342.479 | 4.041 |
| we're not learning we're | 343.8 | 5.92 |
| fine damn | 346.52 | 3.2 |
| it hey me yeah I saw a raptor and a | 349.759 | 5.521 |
| tickle monster oh yeah oh yeah coming my | 353.12 | 4.44 |
| way actually oh your way [ __ ] I'm good | 355.28 | 5.12 |
| he's distracted oh no turn around on me | 357.56 | 6.28 |
| h h y are you hurt are you fighting me | 360.4 | 5.76 |
| yes I am oh God we're going to tag team | 363.84 | 4.479 |
| him no no we're not no wait I thought I | 366.16 | 4.599 |
| had another where's my other spear damn | 368.319 | 5.72 |
| you you shouldn't fight got him you got | 370.759 | 6.44 |
| him got him you got him damn right I got | 374.039 | 6.761 |
| him you did not get him yes I did I was | 377.199 | 7.201 |
| ready and I he was also hurt by the | 380.8 | 7.04 |
| other animal but I kept on going woo | 384.4 | 5.239 |
| that's right took a raptor out of | 387.84 | 3.52 |
| already that's right and look at this | 389.639 | 4.161 |
| land bird you land bird so I can knock | 391.36 | 4.6 |
| you out the bird that we want is right | 393.8 | 4.56 |
| here gotcha land that's probably not | 395.96 | 3.76 |
| going to happen let's try though all | 398.36 | 3.279 |
| right come on all right I'll get mine | 399.72 | 3.4 |
| once we aggravate he'll attack us we'll | 401.639 | 3.241 |
| have maybe a chance of bringing him down | 403.12 | 3.799 |
| well I'm I'm hoping that throw spear at | 404.88 | 4.2 |
| him no you want me to throw a spear at | 406.919 | 3.361 |
| him I don't want unless you can get a | 409.08 | 3.2 |
| melee he landed right next to me before | 410.28 | 3.199 |
| like right now I's going to land get him | 412.28 | 2.4 |
| get him come oh no he's going to land | 413.479 | 3.081 |
| he's going to land no ready okay didn't | 414.68 | 3.639 |
| land now he's attacking so we'll just | 416.56 | 3.56 |
| we'll just keep swinging come on he's | 418.319 | 3.481 |
| after me oh yeah he's not doing anything | 420.12 | 3.12 |
| for me but if you can get him on when he | 421.8 | 3.16 |
| goes by I'm probably going to die Simon | 423.24 | 5.04 |
| I'll try oh missed him yep you keep oh | 424.96 | 7.519 |
| wait wait oh yeah where you at oh his | 428.28 | 5.359 |
| friends are in on | 432.479 | 4.361 |
| it okay this ain't going to happen is it | 433.639 | 6.081 |
| how how much is this guy there boy all | 436.84 | 5.759 |
| right partner we'll sing uh songs | 439.72 | 4.72 |
| country songs about you the day you | 442.599 | 3.801 |
| killed a raptor but then a bird killed | 444.44 | 4.96 |
| you | 446.4 | 3.0 |
| hey Dora yeah yep the dilophosaur okay I | 449.879 | 5.841 |
| got to put meat in the pterodon up here | 453.56 | 4.8 |
| oh okay he wants me yeah come | 455.72 | 6.599 |
| on I might be too late anyway spit and | 458.36 | 8.279 |
| Bo yes going good oh theur down and I | 462.319 | 7.88 |
| stole his baby God I come here come here | 466.639 | 7.0 |
| boom dead shortly is your name where is | 470.199 | 6.44 |
| this [ __ ] where are you did you lose | 473.639 | 5.0 |
| that damn well no it's it's in the there | 476.639 | 4.881 |
| it is God God it's so annoying it's in | 478.639 | 4.96 |
| the grass so oh got you so it's just | 481.52 | 4.48 |
| hard to see yes it is hard to see all | 483.599 | 5.0 |
| right hey dead shortly come on here yeah | 486.0 | 4.96 |
| this is uh this is the Lagoon Saloon | 488.599 | 3.921 |
| you're going to love it here oh [ __ ] we | 490.96 | 3.799 |
| got a | 492.52 | 2.239 |
| seagull the sun was high in the sky he | 496.56 | 6.079 |
| looked him in the eye and pulled out his | 499.96 | 4.199 |
| Simon | 502.639 | 5.041 |
| spear he started stabbing stabbing and | 504.159 | 6.561 |
| stabbing he was not not very | 507.68 | 5.56 |
| scared his name is | 510.72 | 4.999 |
| Simon and he don't | 513.24 | 6.52 |
| run he just stabs and stabs and stabs | 515.719 | 5.841 |
| till the killing is | 519.76 | 4.12 |
| done you want to jump on this wow that's | 521.56 | 5.16 |
| amazing uh no that was so good I I know | 523.88 | 4.92 |
| you're close but I can't see you yeah | 526.72 | 4.6 |
| I'm bringing your kill to you nice thank | 528.8 | 4.84 |
| you oh [ __ ] oh God there's a bird attack | 531.32 | 4.639 |
| chip chop fuing man this freaking oh | 533.64 | 4.24 |
| hold on I actually I've had arrows | 535.959 | 4.161 |
| before come on you little [ __ ] look | 537.88 | 4.399 |
| there here's your Raptor don't forget I | 540.12 | 5.08 |
| am either starving or dehydrated man all | 542.279 | 6.601 |
| day all I do is eat anymore man you you | 545.2 | 4.84 |
| know what happened last time we had a | 548.88 | 3.639 |
| bird like this around right you remember | 550.04 | 4.52 |
| that yeah it was it was | 552.519 | 4.481 |
| awful this bird's going to be a problem | 554.56 | 4.0 |
| I know that's what I was just saying | 557.0 | 3.36 |
| okay I was really wanting to work on my | 558.56 | 4.279 |
| clothes and make them green and now this | 560.36 | 4.88 |
| I know and that song was amazing thank | 562.839 | 4.961 |
| you I'd love to hear some guitar with it | 565.24 | 4.719 |
| oh yeah that would be sweet it also | 567.8 | 4.24 |
| needs a chorus will we harmonized in the | 569.959 | 3.801 |
| middle somewhere when you say A Chorus | 572.04 | 3.2 |
| do you mean like a chorus of like | 573.76 | 3.92 |
| children singing uh nope didn't have any | 575.24 | 3.96 |
| there's not usually kids in western | 577.68 | 4.2 |
| songs okay but there could be okay why | 579.2 | 5.0 |
| are you so big on this kid thing um I'm | 581.88 | 4.0 |
| not so big on it I just said there could | 584.2 | 4.92 |
| be okay seem like you're obsessed with | 585.88 | 8.0 |
| it I am oh I want the | 589.12 | 4.76 |
| kids let's see you up here somewhere | 594.68 | 5.96 |
| uh-huh now you can see how was hard to | 598.24 | 5.64 |
| find the pterodon oh there you are hi hi | 600.64 | 5.72 |
| did it it did follow you yeah yeah go | 603.88 | 5.199 |
| kill it please oh is that our pterodon | 606.36 | 6.84 |
| yep oh hey oh there pterodon kill [ __ ] | 609.079 | 7.121 |
| is it uh did you set it set set what to | 613.2 | 5.079 |
| kill did you no I didn't do anything it | 616.2 | 3.24 |
| just ran away let's go back down there | 618.279 | 4.161 |
| so we can get our bearings oh there you | 619.44 | 7.04 |
| are hey get it oh that was a [ __ ] shot | 622.44 | 5.88 |
| oh that was a [ __ ] shot too should we | 626.48 | 3.12 |
| run back down to the beach give you a | 628.32 | 2.16 |
| little | 629.6 | 3.32 |
| Runway God I hate | 630.48 | 7.0 |
| you oh I hate you man you're going to | 632.92 | 6.52 |
| waste all your arrows I know every | 637.48 | 4.159 |
| single one of them oh really you just | 639.44 | 4.6 |
| come at me all right well good he's your | 641.639 | 4.681 |
| problem now thank | 644.04 | 6.239 |
| you there you go of [ __ ] beautiful shot | 646.32 | 8.079 |
| thank you seagull where the teod on go I | 650.279 | 6.321 |
| don't | 654.399 | 2.201 |
| know hey ask s cuz she looks like like | 657.04 | 8.4 |
| ashy | 663.519 | 3.921 |
| oh the | 665.44 | 6.28 |
| [ __ ] back down and unconscious | 667.44 | 4.28 |
| again he just keeps a dying he don't | 673.12 | 7.6 |
| ever learn birds keep eating his | 676.68 | 6.719 |
| face well I'm I'm I am learning I'm | 680.72 | 4.88 |
| getting better and better okay but | 683.399 | 4.201 |
| remember I was like make a bow and then | 685.6 | 4.0 |
| uh let's wait let's plant it I have a | 687.6 | 3.16 |
| bow Oh I thought you going to like wait | 689.6 | 3.359 |
| and plant it you know what there was one | 690.76 | 4.16 |
| time where I was able to hit the little | 692.959 | 4.12 |
| guy on the ground right in front of me | 694.92 | 5.32 |
| uhhuh like six times and then I stopped | 697.079 | 5.0 |
| and then he flew away and I was like man | 700.24 | 4.399 |
| maybe I could just keep on whacking him | 702.079 | 3.88 |
| are you trying to kill it or tame it | 704.639 | 2.521 |
| trying to tame it I was hitting him with | 705.959 | 3.041 |
| a club but if I can hit him 10 times on | 707.16 | 3.28 |
| the ground with a club when he lands | 709.0 | 3.48 |
| right next to me why wouldn't I try it I | 710.44 | 4.32 |
| think remember remember n arrows like | 712.48 | 4.2 |
| Tran arrows that's that's where it's at | 714.76 | 3.759 |
| I do remember that but I don't want to | 716.68 | 4.04 |
| do that 10 Swings with a club I thought | 718.519 | 4.041 |
| I would have knocked out a little bird | 720.72 | 4.96 |
| gotcha okay listen hey go in this fire | 722.56 | 5.48 |
| there's some pink dye Spruce yourself up | 725.68 | 4.719 |
| a little bit groovy give me some Tran | 728.04 | 4.4 |
| arrows and I will gladly you think I | 730.399 | 3.44 |
| just walk around with Tran arrows like | 732.44 | 3.759 |
| day two you're just talking about them | 733.839 | 4.56 |
| yeah well then that's why I'm clubbing I | 736.199 | 4.121 |
| know they exist I'm here to live and I'm | 738.399 | 4.88 |
| here to die my friend oh I like that | 740.32 | 5.56 |
| that in the song Somewhere please he's | 743.279 | 6.401 |
| living here to live and he's living | 745.88 | 8.519 |
| to die so it doesn't really matter what | 749.68 | 7.68 |
| happens to this guy so go with that go | 754.399 | 5.68 |
| something with that | 757.36 | 2.719 |
| [Music] | 760.41 | 14.669 |
| bat it's a beauty night sure is I don't | 770.92 | 6.64 |
| think they went too far they I think | 775.079 | 3.681 |
| they were going to stay along the beach | 777.56 | 4.04 |
| kind of too okay hey can you set one of | 778.76 | 5.16 |
| these Doos on fire I don't know you want | 781.6 | 5.679 |
| to try uh I just passed one I'm hoping | 783.92 | 5.88 |
| to run across another one just pass it | 787.279 | 3.841 |
| like you should turn around or you just | 789.8 | 2.839 |
| going to keep running I mean I don't | 791.12 | 3.24 |
| want to slow it down too much right we | 792.639 | 3.2 |
| have a place to go I'm sure we'll see a | 794.36 | 3.44 |
| Dodo somewhere reminds me like when | 795.839 | 3.521 |
| you're on the highway and you're like oh | 797.8 | 3.279 |
| I got a pee can you pull over the next | 799.36 | 4.2 |
| stop and like oh we just pass one and | 801.079 | 3.641 |
| then like you see another like well I | 803.56 | 2.2 |
| don't know if that was a good one maybe | 804.72 | 3.359 |
| the next one huh yeah but I'm not picky | 805.76 | 4.28 |
| I'll pee anywhere then it turns into a | 808.079 | 4.76 |
| thing it might right uh-huh we'll see | 810.04 | 4.919 |
| what happens boy chip chop stamina is | 812.839 | 3.8 |
| really low look there's one right here | 814.959 | 4.841 |
| it didn't turn into a thing | 816.639 | 7.32 |
| okay yeah on | 819.8 | 4.159 |
| fire again on fire oh I did not want to | 824.079 | 6.88 |
| see that no you didn't oh look wait is | 828.56 | 4.76 |
| it your oh was that your mama are you | 830.959 | 4.68 |
| really are you really baby on | 833.32 | 6.4 |
| fire you're alive still that's good hold | 835.639 | 6.721 |
| on one more it should be like oh you | 839.72 | 5.4 |
| didn't die you're not you're missing oh | 842.36 | 4.36 |
| wow I do keep on missing but it looks | 845.12 | 3.24 |
| like you're lighting the other one up | 846.72 | 5.239 |
| there's this one now it's dead good God | 848.36 | 5.24 |
| yeah I mean that's list in science you | 851.959 | 3.721 |
| get meat you think it would be cooked | 853.6 | 3.84 |
| like in a lot of games you know yeah | 855.68 | 3.76 |
| that would be much more convenient I'd | 857.44 | 3.8 |
| be cooking everything like that if I | 859.44 | 4.44 |
| could man let's let's set other things | 861.24 | 4.76 |
| on fire what about you you going to go | 863.88 | 3.44 |
| on fire | 866.0 | 3.56 |
| buddy yeah | 867.32 | 5.12 |
| wa look at that jeez oh he's smart he | 869.56 | 6.48 |
| ran right for the water yeah good | 872.44 | 3.6 |
| VI nees yeah did they build that is that | 877.24 | 8.44 |
| where they are the tower no I doubt it I | 881.04 | 6.599 |
| mean this is something we got to check | 885.68 | 3.92 |
| out that doesn't look like they could | 887.639 | 3.961 |
| have is that stone I doubt they would be | 889.6 | 3.84 |
| Stone already I don't know if it's Stone | 891.6 | 4.08 |
| to me it could be thatch I can't see | 893.44 | 5.44 |
| [ __ ] okay all right so let's go right i' | 895.68 | 4.56 |
| be weary of that cuz I don't think they | 898.88 | 4.16 |
| built it all right I'm going to run run | 900.24 | 5.719 |
| okay yep well hopefully just realized | 903.04 | 6.239 |
| might be F in this water okay that's I | 905.959 | 4.761 |
| probably shouldn't be doing this it | 909.279 | 2.92 |
| seems like you weren't worried about | 910.72 | 3.919 |
| anything so yeah oh man and then if I | 912.199 | 3.76 |
| die all my shit's just going to be in | 914.639 | 3.721 |
| the water well don't die in the water | 915.959 | 4.721 |
| then well I mean if I'm being attacked | 918.36 | 6.479 |
| by fish yeah you seem good so far I know | 920.68 | 8.56 |
| that's quite interesting um oh God said | 924.839 | 7.041 |
| anything oh no that's a shark that's a | 929.24 | 4.56 |
| shark and I'm out of the water almost | 931.88 | 4.439 |
| almost don't be exhausted but you are of | 933.8 | 5.92 |
| course you're exhausted o you made it | 936.319 | 5.96 |
| this is going in the song Simon this is | 939.72 | 6.08 |
| I'm a I'm a I'm a fierce person somehow | 942.279 | 5.56 |
| make that cool yep you're a fierce | 945.8 | 7.479 |
| person Simon all right [ __ ] oh | 947.839 | 5.44 |
| God that's going in the song | 953.44 | 4.72 |
| oh God oh God sorry did I didn't go get | 960.8 | 6.839 |
| enough meat for you buddy yeah my bad | 964.68 | 4.92 |
| who who whoa whoa who God it's | 967.639 | 4.281 |
| ridiculous just never seen anything | 969.6 | 4.239 |
| starve to death so damn | 971.92 | 6.0 |
| fast have you Dora uh listen Ashley's | 973.839 | 7.12 |
| weird uh no I've never I have never seen | 977.92 | 6.32 |
| that what a pathetic useless animal what | 980.959 | 4.56 |
| are you doing feel like I should say | 984.24 | 5.36 |
| something but I am hungry | 985.519 | 6.161 |
| all right we got the terod down I I just | 989.6 | 5.96 |
| don't remember how to all right the hell | 991.68 | 5.719 |
| I got Prim meat out of that guy babies | 995.56 | 4.32 |
| give you prime meat oh that's weird that | 997.399 | 4.841 |
| is weird that [ __ ] I don't know how I | 999.88 | 4.12 |
| feel about that I feel like I'm cooking | 1002.24 | 3.36 |
| prime meat for breakfast that's how you | 1004.0 | 3.36 |
| feel about throw that in there need to | 1005.6 | 3.12 |
| get a little bit of | 1007.36 | 3.56 |
| wood your night was successful you have | 1008.72 | 4.679 |
| a pterodon I do it took way too long all | 1010.92 | 5.8 |
| right what should we set her | 1013.399 | 7.521 |
| at what what but Behavior oh probably | 1016.72 | 6.599 |
| what passive flea that way if something | 1020.92 | 3.639 |
| well I thought we were going to have it | 1023.319 | 3.88 |
| attack oh then aggressive no not | 1024.559 | 5.24 |
| aggressive well attack your target | 1027.199 | 5.281 |
| attack your target yeah maybe that one | 1029.799 | 5.441 |
| it's been a minute since I've yeah me to | 1032.48 | 5.16 |
| we have a very strong guard Ash you're | 1035.24 | 4.799 |
| super strong oh yeah she looks super | 1037.64 | 6.319 |
| strong she's a level 16 super strongs | 1040.039 | 6.441 |
| oo all right and we got this parasaur | 1043.959 | 4.281 |
| looking at us hey you want to bug her | 1046.48 | 4.439 |
| off it's not a threat it's true well you | 1048.24 | 4.28 |
| want it I don't have any more Tran | 1050.919 | 4.081 |
| anything yeah I don't either hey at just | 1052.52 | 7.159 |
| bu get don't have of here wow | 1055.0 | 4.679 |
| wow hey beses you back yeah um so I got | 1061.4 | 8.76 |
| shot by something over there uhoh yeah | 1066.6 | 6.6 |
| so now I don't know like my stuff which | 1070.16 | 5.08 |
| wasn't all that much stuff but I I don't | 1073.2 | 3.8 |
| want to lose it at least it's not in the | 1075.24 | 4.439 |
| water huh right but but it's where | 1077.0 | 5.6 |
| something's going to shoot me okay the | 1079.679 | 4.921 |
| odds of me getting it | 1082.6 | 3.959 |
| back yeah you know what how important is | 1084.6 | 3.76 |
| it to you it's probably not that | 1086.559 | 3.841 |
| important we want to just go see the | 1088.36 | 5.6 |
| guys um yeah I guess so I'm cooking | 1090.4 | 7.12 |
| steaks so let's grab those okay [ __ ] | 1093.96 | 5.88 |
| dodo meat your favorite oh nice the | 1097.52 | 5.2 |
| babies taste the | 1099.84 | 2.88 |
| best how was that fire earlier did that | 1104.96 | 5.64 |
| Tower do some | 1108.44 | 7.16 |
| [ __ ] that Tower let's see no one at the | 1110.6 | 10.84 |
| tower hey hey guys hey D hey what you | 1115.6 | 9.079 |
| doing I'm fighting copies okay you | 1121.44 | 5.359 |
| coming to say hi uh we were coming to | 1124.679 | 5.601 |
| join you even better are you coming over | 1126.799 | 5.961 |
| no you come to us where I don't can't | 1130.28 | 4.12 |
| see you | 1132.76 | 5.039 |
| oh hey how about look up here now again | 1134.4 | 6.12 |
| oh I see you yeah just you got to get | 1137.799 | 6.481 |
| over this body of water um there's | 1140.52 | 6.84 |
| sharks in there I me we did it if you | 1144.28 | 5.0 |
| keep going up the beach there's a a | 1147.36 | 5.04 |
| narrow a more narrow passage there okay | 1149.28 | 4.56 |
| and then you can kind of swing back | 1152.4 | 3.04 |
| around but yeah I don't want to lose my | 1153.84 | 4.36 |
| most chops chip chop is his name you're | 1155.44 | 6.119 |
| probably going to lose chip chop nope | 1158.2 | 4.56 |
| okay we're going to go down the beach | 1161.559 | 3.081 |
| and see if we can find a place to cross | 1162.76 | 3.68 |
| all right I'm pulling for you I got the | 1164.64 | 3.279 |
| best seats in the well they're not great | 1166.44 | 4.28 |
| but pretty good | 1167.919 | 2.801 |
| seeds we good um man I'm I'm very hurt | 1172.0 | 6.159 |
| but I'll take it yeah I don't know how | 1176.039 | 3.76 |
| we're going to get hey don't get near | 1178.159 | 4.961 |
| that thing oh [ __ ] on the left I see it | 1179.799 | 5.041 |
| I see it I don't think I don't know if | 1183.12 | 3.799 |
| he likes water or not but uh it doesn't | 1184.84 | 4.199 |
| matter I'm I don't like water I don't | 1186.919 | 3.721 |
| see any way up there it's oh there's a | 1189.039 | 3.161 |
| also uh I don't even want to have any | 1190.64 | 2.64 |
| threats right now you know what I need | 1192.2 | 3.0 |
| to do I need to make a spear cuz I lost | 1193.28 | 5.12 |
| everything right what's going on guys | 1195.2 | 6.32 |
| the Beach is a bit dangerous yeah oh | 1198.4 | 4.88 |
| yeah I'm just putting on some uh some | 1201.52 | 3.519 |
| clothes I died and lost everything I | 1203.28 | 4.279 |
| didn't even have a spear but I'm | 1205.039 | 5.681 |
| ready there you go come on guys come on | 1207.559 | 4.881 |
| did you say come on that's your advice | 1210.72 | 3.52 |
| come on guys all right I'm going to go | 1212.44 | 4.239 |
| around a wide Loop how about that it's | 1214.24 | 4.36 |
| good call so you're going deeper in the | 1216.679 | 4.201 |
| woods oh God what am I oh yeah yeah and | 1218.6 | 5.12 |
| I'm getting I'm getting hit and now | 1220.88 | 5.279 |
| almost dead [ __ ] I'm going to die I'm | 1223.72 | 3.28 |
| probably | 1226.159 | 3.201 |
| bleeding damn it oh oh God we're right | 1227.0 | 4.0 |
| across another threat oh God he just | 1229.36 | 4.799 |
| chopping on my ass here yeah sure I | 1231.0 | 6.36 |
| should have been doing this the whole | 1234.159 | 3.201 |
| time come on Ms just do it okay it might | 1237.76 | 5.76 |
| be clear I see a structure is that y'all | 1240.72 | 6.88 |
| yeah you're on the water yes oh boy | 1243.52 | 6.519 |
| Salon should not have gone in the woods | 1247.6 | 6.12 |
| no I pulled for it though okay yeah this | 1250.039 | 5.321 |
| is looking good I think I can make this | 1253.72 | 5.24 |
| all right I'll see you over there yep | 1255.36 | 5.6 |
| you sons of [ __ ] there's no nothing | 1258.96 | 6.16 |
| to see here freaking 500 M away we need | 1260.96 | 8.52 |
| a bed I need a bed to spawn back | 1265.12 | 8.0 |
| to abro what's that you in this little | 1269.48 | 7.439 |
| stretcher up here I hope so fantastic | 1273.12 | 7.28 |
| yeah this is the uh Lagoon Saloon I love | 1276.919 | 6.601 |
| it that's the best name for this place | 1280.4 | 5.759 |
| it's pretty cool woo man it feels good | 1283.52 | 6.24 |
| to be uh kind of home maybe uh yeah | 1286.159 | 6.721 |
| we're working on it yeah we need a home | 1289.76 | 5.68 |
| good deal oh yeah so that's chip chop | 1292.88 | 4.84 |
| this chip chop oh I like chip chop he | 1295.44 | 4.32 |
| seems friendly Simon keeps dying I don't | 1297.72 | 4.199 |
| know if you've heard the ballads I | 1299.76 | 5.56 |
| haven't guys look sharp hey chip chop | 1301.919 | 5.201 |
| pretty good you look good | 1305.32 | 4.599 |
| too oh God I think it saw me I heard I | 1307.12 | 5.36 |
| heard a sound Simon you know where we're | 1309.919 | 5.88 |
| at I see something see something on the | 1312.48 | 5.679 |
| water I just I threw up a flare that's | 1315.799 | 4.041 |
| where we are I mean I I know where | 1318.159 | 3.721 |
| you're at we see you we see you yeah | 1319.84 | 6.12 |
| yeah yeah yeah okay something behind me | 1321.88 | 7.399 |
| no oh God Simon run oh run I don't | 1325.96 | 7.959 |
| believe you all right good try | 1329.279 | 4.64 |
| D | 1334.12 | 5.559 |
| yeah all right wow this place looks nice | 1335.799 | 5.76 |
| sweet we got the band back together yeah | 1339.679 | 4.901 |
| we did beautiful | 1341.559 | 6.29 |
| [Music] | 1344.58 | 3.269 |
| [Music] | 1351.16 | 8.72 |
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