An Unwanted Guest!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest video where they're taking on a Baryonyx and telling it to go away? Cla...
An Unwanted Guest!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended
An Unwanted Guest!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

An Unwanted Guest!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Ark: Survival Ascended! Today we have an unwanted guest causing chaos, but don't worry, we'll handle it with style.

simon: Oh man, that Baryonyx just doesn't know when to quit! I mean, who invited him anyway? Definitely not me!

appsro: Haha, well, maybe he just wanted to join in on the fun! But sorry buddy, this is our show. Time for you to skedaddle!

neebs: That's right, Appsro! We're the real stars here, not some pesky dinosaur. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos as we take on this unwanted guest!

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to get this cold ice cubin this is58.3594.2
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yeah got you back buddy76.1594.801
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town yeah what do we uh need for the104.7997.441
saddle uh I haven't looked yet it's a BL108.685.68
something or other I tell you what I'm112.244.76
going to leave you right here how do I114.365.2
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arrows do you have would you be willing121.925.76
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dinosaur up the hill here that I haven't162.23.28
seen around before so keep your eyes163.683.639
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that thing you see it um no oh that's167.3195.601
going to be an issue that's going to171.8794.481
kill one of us172.923.44
man look at all that stuff fighting on182.082.76
the beach you don't want to be on that183.43.28
beach no that's kind of where we need to184.843.88
go though oh no well I didn't see any186.684.32
wolves did you I'm still looking I don't188.723.56
know if we can make it out there in the191.04.799
cold region um uh yeah it might be a192.285.519
little too chilly let's just dip in a195.7994.481
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some aent Tavi yep man if they kill each200.285.319
other that could be good for us that203.9592.84
could be some good stuff that we could205.5993.521
get huh yeah no kidding I mean we're on206.7994.0
a boat I mean we absolutely could lure209.124.08
this T-Rex out here into the water let's210.7993.961
see how this fight ends up right yeah213.23.039
and then if uh there's a big bunch of214.763.52
bodies on the we go scoop them up get216.2394.36
the hide it's just easy easy hide and218.284.679
easy loot man there's so many birds220.5993.801
you'd think oh there's like hyenas222.9593.521
running around too God yeah is that can224.46.199
we get help feel like it's got to be a226.487.759
wolf or like a mammoth not sure though a230.5997.041
mammoth yep God yeah this beach looks so234.2396.36
dangerous are there less there's that237.645.4
that T-Rex is tough there's a one bird240.5995.28
down he just ate it though didn't he uh243.044.839
yeah man I wish we had the stuff to like245.8794.041
knock him out and ride him but man247.8794.64
that's no way right now I don't think so249.923.84
weak yeah he he's chopping on don't they253.764.8
heal when they eat other animals like256.723.32
that I think so I don't think he's going258.564.52
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the yeah that's the thing if like even264.842.76
if he does kill something we can't get266.322.56
the hide he's going to eat it all267.63.08
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land here too many T-Rexes on the beach270.683.72
yeah head down south a little bit we go272.4794.401
back there yes274.46.239
sir Simon yes sir thing's acting like276.886.0
King of the Hill right now thing what280.6394.081
thing you don't see it up on the hill282.883.599
like where we Harvest a bunch of284.725.12
[ __ ] um right up here I'm facing right286.4797.801
at it see it oh we got to kill it yeah289.845.799
what the hell is that I don't know but294.283.04
let's kill I forget what they're called295.6393.681
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this uh yeah cuz it's a pistol I know299.325.439
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here oh yeah yeah I bet there's nothing345.84.64
behind it I don't know we've been348.4794.361
fighing huts and bridges okay you want350.444.28
to go look and I'll keep build a boat I352.844.359
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Stone I don't know if we want to I mean357.1994.321
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stone because it's going to be strong361.524.88
okay yeah I can get you more Stone so uh363.964.0
you want to move the boat closer to the366.44.519
waterfall um and I'm getting you stol367.965.92
all along the way yeah I can okay I'll370.9195.161
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you go there you go it's fine I'm just440.0394.681
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name on it462.564.759
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stuff all right cuz I couldn't get that608.04.16
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stuff and I and I died in a blaze of612.165.04
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house I'll go to Simon's house you792.62.56
[ __ ] come come795.168.2
on oh whoa got a raptor here what what798.726.359
what the hell happened to this803.364.12
place okay down the beach down the beach805.0794.161
running down the beach would they they807.485.52
even okay all covered hey Dora s I'm809.246.44
careful as a raptor oh God he's he's at813.05.639
my house no sorry about that hey hey hey815.686.88
hey hey buddy get away from my place818.6395.88
little shitthead that's right I don't822.564.04
care you're going to stay away from my824.5195.481
home yeah come at me and eat my Al go826.65.4
ahead got a little chocolate pudding for830.04.12
you what's that mean it means he's going832.04.079
to eat out of my butt and my butt's got834.124.04
pudding that's what people say I mean836.0794.241
that's what I just said to it oh God838.164.599
yeah how was how was I like beating him840.325.639
on a race interesting can I psych you842.7596.681
out huh O come on baby all right are you845.9595.24
back at your house no I'm I'm still849.443.319
luring it away I can't believe I'm still851.1993.64
alive oh good good job sammon you're a852.7593.88
hero yeah I know I don't know which way854.8395.36
you went I went uh father I don't know I856.6396.921
don't know what direction860.1993.361
okay boat looks good nebs yeah this864.05.44
should protect us I hope yeah and uh I866.564.32
know your eyes aren't as good as mine869.443.56
did you you see that over there in the870.888.079
woods in the woods H oh the bird no not873.09.519
the bird here follow me okay do I need878.9596.721
to have a weapon out I don't know so882.5196.641
yeah I think so then man wish my885.685.92
character were taller yeah I see two889.164.84
birds no I'm not talking about the birds891.65.2
man okay I can't wait to see what you're894.04.279
talking about I hope it's not a T-rex or896.82.839
something what is it looks like a898.2794.281
graveyard from here graveyard yeah oh899.6394.241
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look at it good Lord hell and how many910.6396.601
people died out here A whole bunch uhhuh914.486.12
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what does it have names on it uh I don't920.68.44
know hide what identical it grave 40923.567.56
wait is it is there a message929.046.4
here I don't see it buddy man I didn't935.445.72
even realize that it killed everything938.3195.361
that we had which was just a few things941.165.479
it it kind of just reminds you that it's943.684.88
telling us that we're in this is not a946.6395.0
safe area no this is very unstable it948.564.959
could be worse but the the surprises are951.6392.961
too much and you know what it's making953.5194.8
me do what I've lived a life of being954.67.239
you know just a a rough road I'm no958.3197.401
longer a pantless bandit I need him on I961.8396.081
might not have died had I had pants on965.724.039
yeah that's true you know that could967.923.64
have been that last little bit it really969.7593.64
teaches you something you know it makes971.564.04
you look at life completely different it973.3994.601
does and now I'm looking at life with975.63.919
pants on978.03.68
again I'm not going to lie I'm pretty979.5194.841
sad how about which part about your981.685.279
pants being on I like your legs I don't984.366.88
like it I mean I like come on yeah well986.9596.44
okay did our part yep we're going to991.244.24
have to get this guy one of these days993.3994.481
one day yeah one day yeah we're going to995.484.799
get you we're going to get you we're997.885.24
going to get you get1000.2792.841
you okay so1008.367.039
on the here we go okay Island right1010.568.8
between ice and1015.3998.36
wood okay the got go over here now on1019.367.4
the island between ice and wood1023.7594.961
yeah the1026.765.079
crystals hide1028.727.079
my crimes crystals hide your crimes1031.8396.681
crimes your crime is you put the stones1035.7996.12
so far apart right what the Tombstones1038.524.559
put them close together so we can read1041.9193.561
faster yeah maybe okay I'll read faster1043.0795.321
uh against nature he I got to go over1045.485.0
here MH1048.49.08
must not get his hands against nature he1050.489.6
must not get his hands1057.484.36
it also okay I got go over here now like1061.846.64
I've already forgotten what we read in1067.322.52
the beginning almost yeah me too some1068.483.28
about the crystals the island between1069.848.0
ice and wood y remind me to1071.767.84
grave son of a1083.323.64
[ __ ] Stones I have I have an idea1087.128.799
uh-huh how1093.244.319
it okay so there's an island this whole1099.527.279
this whole map's called The Island right1104.763.56
that's the dumbest message I ever heard1106.7992.88
okay but there is there an island1108.324.4
between ice and uh wood wood like1109.6794.641
there's you know said trees there's1112.724.439
trees everywhere so an island between1114.326.28
ice and wood yeah so is there is there1117.1595.201
an island somewhere on it's got to be up1120.63.36
north right most of our map's not1122.363.72
unlocked yet I mean the the ice is right1123.964.76
next to us okay well uh we need to go1126.084.64
the ice for two things Pelt and then now1128.724.28
maybe to find an island all righty ice1130.724.12
and wood I don't have a good feeling1133.05.45
about this me neither1134.849.399

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