Captain... Simon?! - Valheim
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Conversation
neebs: Hey Simon, have you watched our latest Valheim video? It's called 'Captain... Simon?!' Can you believe it? You're the captain now!
simon: Haha, yeah, I saw that title! Who would've thought I'd be a captain in a Viking game? I guess my boat skills are just too good.
appsro: Wait, wait, wait. Simon, a captain? I've seen you crash boats more times than I can count! This video is definitely my favorite, just for the laughs!
neebs: Hey now, Simon may have some boat mishaps, but he's got that captain charisma! Plus, the chaos in this video is just too hilarious to not love.
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! So, you know that feeling when you're watching a Valheim video and things just don't go as planned? Well, today's episode was definitely one of those days - a complete mess, but oh so entertaining!
It turns out that Simon, the boat master, really knows his way around those virtual waters. Despite the chaos and mishaps, he managed to navigate the seas like a pro. And let's be real, it wouldn't be a Neebs Gaming Valheim video without some unexpected twists and turns.
If you haven't checked out the Valheim playlist yet, you're seriously missing out on some epic gaming moments. The team always brings their A-game, even when things go haywire. And don't even get me started on the hilarious commentary - it's pure gold.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos of Valheim, why not sit back, relax, and enjoy a cup of Neebs Gaming Coffee? It's the perfect companion for those intense gaming sessions. Plus, who doesn't love supporting their favorite YouTube channel in a caffeinated way?
So, grab your favorite gaming gear, settle in, and get ready for another wild ride with Neebs Gaming in Valheim. It's sure to be a disaster-filled, boat-tastic adventure that you won't want to miss. Valheim may be unpredictable, but one thing's for sure - Neebs Gaming always delivers top-notch entertainment. Let's dive in and enjoy the madness together!
The Game
You definitely should check it out!
Man, have you been watching Neebs Gaming play Valheim? That game looks so cool - I gotta say, the Neebs crew makes it look like the most fun and hilarious survival game out there.
They always crack me up with their banter and teamwork as they take on each new biome. Like when they built that sweet castle in the Black Forest, fought off trolls, and tried to make Simon into a lumberjack. Or when they went to the swamp and Apples kept getting poisoned by leeches. The Plains episode where they tried to take on Deathsquitos was a disaster, but so entertaining to watch.
And you can tell how much work Neebs and the guys put into editing these videos - the cinematics and storytelling they add really make you feel immersed in the world. It's the next best thing to playing Valheim yourself. I mean, just look at how cinematic that sea serpent battle was!
Honestly, Neebs Gaming is doing this game justice better than any other channel I've seen. Their Valheim series is funny, dramatic, and shows off all the best parts of the game. If you're on the fence about trying Valheim, just watch a few episodes first - the Neebs crew will make you want to jump in and start gathering resources right away. Their content is the most fun and engaging way to experience Valheim without playing it yourself.
I seriously can't wait to see what biome they take on next. However they top the Plains fiasco, I know it'll be hilarious. Neebs Gaming is hands down the best way to enjoy Valheim vicariously!
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| what's the plan | 2.08 | 3.199 |
| i don't know well right now i'm i'm | 3.36 | 3.28 |
| building this little platform because we | 5.279 | 2.801 |
| need to go get that portal | 6.64 | 3.12 |
| okay i need to put a portal here so we | 8.08 | 3.2 |
| always have a portal that goes out to | 9.76 | 3.039 |
| the trader | 11.28 | 3.279 |
| makes sense there's a there's a troll | 12.799 | 3.601 |
| like right out over this way okay | 14.559 | 3.281 |
| oh wow we're in this little trader | 16.4 | 3.44 |
| bubble we're fine yeah so that makes me | 17.84 | 3.359 |
| want to mark it can i mark it | 19.84 | 4.48 |
| mark what who just shot at him | 21.199 | 6.0 |
| nobody i was shooting oh shooting at a | 24.32 | 3.92 |
| grayling back here | 27.199 | 3.121 |
| yeah oh speaking of graylings we also | 28.24 | 3.92 |
| have a grayling spawner right up here we | 30.32 | 3.6 |
| should probably take that out so | 32.16 | 3.44 |
| you know they don't just keep that seems | 33.92 | 3.2 |
| priority is that priority | 35.6 | 3.2 |
| it could be priority tell you what we | 37.12 | 2.8 |
| all want to work together and try to | 38.8 | 2.8 |
| take this thing out right now | 39.92 | 3.92 |
| remember i don't have any armor i lost | 41.6 | 3.76 |
| everything and y'all drug me out here | 43.84 | 2.719 |
| i don't i don't really think you're | 45.36 | 3.28 |
| effective in doing this killing so let's | 46.559 | 3.761 |
| reach that we can hit it with our look | 48.64 | 3.04 |
| at that i just hit it we're gonna take | 50.32 | 2.719 |
| it out with this here they come | 51.68 | 3.6 |
| oh okay so what do i like i don't have | 53.039 | 3.52 |
| arrows so | 55.28 | 4.0 |
| i'm just watching i'll try to i'll try | 56.559 | 4.401 |
| to protect some of you guys oh that's a | 59.28 | 2.24 |
| big boy | 60.96 | 3.68 |
| oh god yeah he hits hard all right okay | 61.52 | 4.56 |
| fall back back into the bubble back into | 64.64 | 2.72 |
| the bubble this is a one | 66.08 | 4.0 |
| star brew yeah he's gonna hit really | 67.36 | 3.759 |
| super hard hitter | 70.08 | 2.399 |
| damn it but yeah watch out yeah they | 71.119 | 3.04 |
| won't attack us in here it's all right i | 72.479 | 2.64 |
| can hit it from here | 74.159 | 2.801 |
| and i have been come on come on baby | 75.119 | 3.201 |
| come here come on | 76.96 | 3.04 |
| it's a little little high a little high | 78.32 | 3.2 |
| oh | 80.0 | 3.28 |
| yeah he hits hard i was playing a | 81.52 | 5.36 |
| different game earlier and now i'm | 83.28 | 3.6 |
| [Music] | 91.44 | 3.07 |
| okay so where are those guys gonna spawn | 102.24 | 5.68 |
| back at i wonder | 105.04 | 2.88 |
| how'd you die simon i think i ran into | 109.52 | 3.04 |
| the fire | 111.92 | 3.12 |
| i got hit first that i had 50 health and | 112.56 | 4.559 |
| then i i don't know how the fire got me | 115.04 | 4.719 |
| down to zero | 117.119 | 5.68 |
| yeah i got nailed by uh a brute yeah | 119.759 | 5.04 |
| okay so all right we got decisions to | 122.799 | 4.081 |
| make we need to get back to them | 124.799 | 3.921 |
| damn it it's getting dark which means | 126.88 | 3.439 |
| yeah being in the black forest while | 128.72 | 2.56 |
| it's dark is | 130.319 | 2.401 |
| not a good thing are there any branches | 131.28 | 3.36 |
| down here if i can make a hammer | 132.72 | 4.08 |
| i can go ahead and break our portal here | 134.64 | 3.679 |
| down oh really | 136.8 | 4.48 |
| wait why is our portal are you working | 138.319 | 4.801 |
| okay yeah so our portal is still working | 141.28 | 4.0 |
| which is good so that leads back home | 143.12 | 3.44 |
| all right tell you what i'm gonna go | 145.28 | 3.039 |
| back home real quick and get | 146.56 | 4.0 |
| something to break this portal down and | 148.319 | 4.081 |
| then we'll we're going to uh | 150.56 | 4.24 |
| run back to those guys and we can get | 152.4 | 4.24 |
| our stuff because it doesn't disappear | 154.8 | 3.12 |
| yeah we can get our stuff we should be | 156.64 | 3.2 |
| able to get our stuff no problem yeah | 157.92 | 3.52 |
| cause i got strawberries and in | 159.84 | 3.44 |
| there you know who's this who is this | 161.44 | 5.84 |
| ames how did you die uh chopping a tree | 163.28 | 7.12 |
| and a troll is helping me chop it and i | 167.28 | 3.52 |
| died | 170.4 | 2.88 |
| oh all right you want to go home and get | 170.8 | 3.3 |
| some stuff | 173.28 | 6.53 |
| [Music] | 174.1 | 5.71 |
| ah | 196.84 | 3.0 |
| hey dora back knee i saw neebs | 200.159 | 6.241 |
| i saw neebs trying to fight a troll or | 203.84 | 3.52 |
| something i'm like | 206.4 | 2.24 |
| what are you doing he's like fighting | 207.36 | 3.36 |
| him with a twig i thought we had like | 208.64 | 3.44 |
| one common | 210.72 | 3.12 |
| to take out the spawner thing i ran out | 212.08 | 3.36 |
| of air yeah and then and then needs is | 213.84 | 3.52 |
| over there dancing with the troll | 215.44 | 5.519 |
| so uh we're down to man | 217.36 | 5.68 |
| simon's the big mystery here huh look at | 220.959 | 3.681 |
| that what do you what do you think | 223.04 | 2.479 |
| killed him | 224.64 | 3.44 |
| uh fire okay right right yep so not a | 225.519 | 3.36 |
| mystery okay | 228.08 | 4.079 |
| yeah yeah um | 228.879 | 5.041 |
| i don't know whether to like i've got | 232.159 | 3.041 |
| the stuff for a portal | 233.92 | 4.239 |
| so i can build a portal yeah oh my | 235.2 | 3.599 |
| concern | 238.159 | 3.521 |
| is that it's dark and that these idiots | 238.799 | 3.921 |
| out here can | 241.68 | 3.04 |
| come over and tear everything down if | 242.72 | 3.68 |
| we're not careful yeah but we're | 244.72 | 5.04 |
| oh yeah wait until morning wait till | 246.4 | 4.32 |
| morning | 249.76 | 3.52 |
| and find the others okay okay that | 250.72 | 5.68 |
| sounds like a sound plan | 253.28 | 3.12 |
| all right neebs i think i got everything | 257.519 | 4.24 |
| i think i might go through this portal | 259.759 | 3.601 |
| break the one down on the other side and | 261.759 | 3.201 |
| then try to get back to door and thick | 263.36 | 4.72 |
| uh gut speed yeah you you guys will be | 264.96 | 5.04 |
| okay here i mean i got yeah all right | 268.08 | 3.52 |
| well i i tell you what why don't you | 270.0 | 2.88 |
| gear back up | 271.6 | 3.599 |
| food we need food uh i had food in my | 272.88 | 3.599 |
| house it's been picked over | 275.199 | 2.881 |
| my place is picked over i can't even | 276.479 | 3.121 |
| build an axe i know yeah | 278.08 | 3.76 |
| it it it's tough living with moochers | 279.6 | 3.12 |
| wow all right so | 281.84 | 4.4 |
| i'm going to head head back so uh | 282.72 | 6.56 |
| yeah good luck good good luck to you hey | 286.24 | 3.76 |
| neebs | 289.28 | 3.12 |
| yeah you really like they picked you | 290.0 | 4.0 |
| clean like they took everything because | 292.4 | 2.72 |
| i didn't do any of that | 294.0 | 4.56 |
| nonsense okay i believe you no | 295.12 | 6.72 |
| god who's attacking the boat hey get | 298.56 | 5.6 |
| away from the boat | 301.84 | 4.72 |
| that oh god oh god he hit me he hit | 304.16 | 3.12 |
| me he hit me | 306.56 | 2.479 |
| what is why is he dodging this game oh | 307.28 | 3.28 |
| god get in here get in the house closed | 309.039 | 2.16 |
| door | 310.56 | 3.359 |
| what was oh yeah that stopped | 311.199 | 4.081 |
| gotta play too many of these games i | 313.919 | 3.521 |
| forget what the does what | 315.28 | 3.68 |
| do i break down this portal that might | 317.44 | 3.599 |
| be stupid it | 318.96 | 5.36 |
| you only live once right okay see some | 321.039 | 4.88 |
| out there | 324.32 | 3.439 |
| all right going for it going for it | 325.919 | 2.871 |
| going for it | 327.759 | 5.18 |
| [Music] | 328.79 | 4.149 |
| all right let's see uh we've got this | 337.84 | 5.28 |
| shitty little shack here | 341.52 | 4.56 |
| yeah hopefully we can repair we can do | 343.12 | 3.76 |
| something | 346.08 | 3.04 |
| we'll run if it's even if it's wrong i'm | 346.88 | 3.36 |
| not complaining but why | 349.12 | 4.079 |
| why'd you face it out away from i don't | 350.24 | 4.799 |
| know i it was hastily made | 353.199 | 4.881 |
| ah obviously yes okay no i'm not guys | 355.039 | 6.241 |
| hey hey all right i got the portal stuff | 358.08 | 4.88 |
| oh awesome well that's gonna be great | 361.28 | 3.56 |
| all right where are you putting that you | 362.96 | 3.76 |
| wanna face it away | 364.84 | 4.6 |
| face one way nothing no no go ahead yeah | 366.72 | 4.08 |
| we just wanted to be uh yeah we just | 369.44 | 2.64 |
| wanted to be close to this guy oh | 370.8 | 2.88 |
| there's my stuff hold on let me get my | 372.08 | 4.399 |
| let me get my other stuff back boom okay | 373.68 | 4.799 |
| one strawberry from here one stroke | 376.479 | 3.921 |
| oh thank you yeah somebody's been | 378.479 | 3.041 |
| picking over my food | 380.4 | 3.519 |
| one strawberry it was one all right i'm | 381.52 | 3.519 |
| just gonna put it right | 383.919 | 4.481 |
| right there perfect all right there look | 385.039 | 4.88 |
| at that | 388.4 | 3.76 |
| that's right drippy sweaty look right | 389.919 | 4.321 |
| now i think if i name it home | 392.16 | 4.879 |
| h-o-m-e you're a drippy sweaty | 394.24 | 3.36 |
| right now | 397.039 | 2.481 |
| oh it says it's unconnected there it is | 397.6 | 3.599 |
| okay all right | 399.52 | 4.16 |
| nice okay oh all right i need to | 401.199 | 3.681 |
| organize my | 403.68 | 3.2 |
| yeah all right well all right now we | 404.88 | 3.759 |
| have easy access to the trader | 406.88 | 4.08 |
| yeah awesome yeah beautiful well done | 408.639 | 3.361 |
| good to see you thank you | 410.96 | 4.0 |
| thanks for the strawberry | 412.0 | 2.96 |
| it's a nice fire you got going there can | 416.8 | 4.0 |
| you spare a little bit of meat | 419.28 | 3.199 |
| yeah you should sit down too that's how | 420.8 | 4.16 |
| you rest come sit on this rug before you | 422.479 | 4.401 |
| go back over there am i did i make the | 424.96 | 3.92 |
| rug uh did you make it | 426.88 | 3.92 |
| no i mean i i i don't know if i was | 428.88 | 3.12 |
| sitting on it yeah | 430.8 | 3.28 |
| okay now i'm on it okay it should say | 432.0 | 4.16 |
| resting like when you sit down it says | 434.08 | 2.959 |
| resting | 436.16 | 3.039 |
| oh well if i don't see that yet that's | 437.039 | 3.121 |
| advanced stuff | 439.199 | 3.761 |
| oh there they go they're ready oh nice | 440.16 | 3.759 |
| pick them up | 442.96 | 3.2 |
| come on grab them it's not grabbing them | 443.919 | 3.041 |
| let me grab them | 446.16 | 2.879 |
| can you grab those oh there it goes yeah | 446.96 | 3.6 |
| i always hit like e | 449.039 | 4.401 |
| i think did you did you get one uh i did | 450.56 | 3.6 |
| get one | 453.44 | 4.24 |
| thank you so look this thing just kind | 454.16 | 4.319 |
| of lit up | 457.68 | 3.359 |
| um maybe they got it switched okay try | 458.479 | 3.521 |
| yes definitely | 461.039 | 2.56 |
| because our stuff is on the other side | 462.0 | 3.52 |
| right hopefully yeah i guess i should go | 463.599 | 2.641 |
| too yeah | 465.52 | 4.0 |
| yeah come on big money | 466.24 | 6.959 |
| big big big money money | 469.52 | 6.56 |
| what are you doing oh okay that's | 473.199 | 5.601 |
| tough to come into wow | 476.08 | 4.559 |
| oh damn it i just burnt myself three | 478.8 | 3.28 |
| times in a row that's not good that's a | 480.639 | 1.84 |
| fire | 482.08 | 3.92 |
| back get back okay we're summoning | 482.479 | 6.241 |
| let us regroup fire god damn why | 486.0 | 4.84 |
| why | 488.72 | 4.8 |
| everyone oh i love it | 490.84 | 5.079 |
| the first time you're here yes i'm here | 493.52 | 3.28 |
| you got your stuff | 495.919 | 2.641 |
| no right here my stuff i don't have my | 496.8 | 3.519 |
| stuff door where's my stuff that you | 498.56 | 3.6 |
| said it's right here oh yeah | 500.319 | 4.0 |
| yeah right beside the fire of course it | 502.16 | 3.12 |
| is | 504.319 | 3.44 |
| all right you gotta step into it yep | 505.28 | 4.479 |
| jeez i'm gonna go see if the troll still | 507.759 | 3.28 |
| has my thing so i'll be back | 509.759 | 2.801 |
| all right you need protection neebs | 511.039 | 3.44 |
| looks pretty clear okay good luck | 512.56 | 3.68 |
| don't really need this i had nothing to | 514.479 | 4.0 |
| lose trolls coming | 516.24 | 4.64 |
| oh how do i grab it's been a while just | 518.479 | 3.281 |
| hit hey | 520.88 | 4.24 |
| hey trolls leaving good bye | 521.76 | 4.48 |
| if you put more stuff into your | 525.12 | 2.56 |
| inventory it won't take it you have to | 526.24 | 2.64 |
| take all or you have to organize your | 527.68 | 2.0 |
| inventory names | 528.88 | 2.48 |
| it's control right there should be a | 529.68 | 5.76 |
| take all button yeah | 531.36 | 5.44 |
| it probably says take off that's what | 535.44 | 3.68 |
| gave it away yeah i know that did it | 536.8 | 5.92 |
| hey you guys see any berries around here | 539.12 | 6.48 |
| hey come on who do i gotta blow to get | 542.72 | 4.4 |
| some berries huh | 545.6 | 4.08 |
| any of us really oh wow that's you | 547.12 | 4.719 |
| answer too quickly | 549.68 | 4.4 |
| hey thick yeah you want to work on | 551.839 | 3.281 |
| making some uh | 554.08 | 2.96 |
| some walls around this area cause yeah | 555.12 | 3.76 |
| these damn gray doors just keep coming | 557.04 | 2.239 |
| in | 558.88 | 2.639 |
| yeah i know hey you want me to go uh | 559.279 | 4.321 |
| back to our old home and grab some wood | 561.519 | 3.681 |
| yeah if you want to knit yeah don't | 563.6 | 2.88 |
| thick with the wall because yeah we need | 565.2 | 2.639 |
| to get a wall around this place like | 566.48 | 3.039 |
| tomorrow | 567.839 | 5.041 |
| i can go with it okay getting wood | 569.519 | 6.641 |
| guys yeah i know it's probably a bad | 572.88 | 5.2 |
| idea but i really want to go get my | 576.16 | 3.52 |
| bronze axe | 578.08 | 5.28 |
| oh over in that uh plains region yeah | 579.68 | 7.04 |
| ah man i i'm pretty sure you do it but | 583.36 | 5.2 |
| that's gonna have to be a grab-and-go | 586.72 | 3.04 |
| yeah i don't | 588.56 | 3.04 |
| i don't want anybody to help me doing it | 589.76 | 3.6 |
| because you know the whole thick | 591.6 | 4.72 |
| thing and i get blamed well it's true | 593.36 | 3.599 |
| that's true | 596.32 | 3.519 |
| but if you if they go yeah your stuff's | 596.959 | 4.161 |
| there too and that's right i mean you | 599.839 | 3.0 |
| had some good stuff too didn't you simon | 601.12 | 2.56 |
| yeah you | 602.839 | 3.801 |
| vic i would go with you because my sword | 603.68 | 4.399 |
| that you gave me is there right | 606.64 | 3.92 |
| yeah well i don't of course know where | 608.079 | 4.241 |
| it is but i'll go with you just because | 610.56 | 3.12 |
| what the hell let me just get rid of | 612.32 | 1.92 |
| whatever | 613.68 | 2.88 |
| stuff i might want to keep just a couple | 614.24 | 4.0 |
| things baby well yeah why don't you two | 616.56 | 1.92 |
| do | 618.24 | 2.96 |
| uh go together on that come on why not | 618.48 | 3.599 |
| me and you | 621.2 | 2.96 |
| i'm you're practically alone if i come | 622.079 | 3.361 |
| well the only problem is | 624.16 | 3.76 |
| is that do you do you see a skull and | 625.44 | 3.92 |
| crossbones on the map | 627.92 | 3.2 |
| oh no i'm gonna i'm gonna have to run | 629.36 | 3.039 |
| across it probably | 631.12 | 3.36 |
| okay yep that's gonna be well you can | 632.399 | 3.44 |
| just come for the ride | 634.48 | 2.96 |
| yep let me just don't and i'll do | 635.839 | 3.201 |
| it no of course not | 637.44 | 3.839 |
| you promised thank you you know what | 639.04 | 3.6 |
| screw it i'm just going | 641.279 | 3.921 |
| uh i got nowhere to go i'm thick i'm | 642.64 | 4.0 |
| right behind you buddy | 645.2 | 4.319 |
| probably gonna die of course of course | 646.64 | 4.4 |
| we're probably gonna die isn't that | 649.519 | 3.201 |
| that's like my middle name it's really | 651.04 | 2.96 |
| long middle name we're probably gonna | 652.72 | 2.16 |
| die | 654.0 | 2.959 |
| a lot of words three words there's | 654.88 | 6.959 |
| apostrophe it's insane | 656.959 | 4.88 |
| [Music] | 665.78 | 19.65 |
| [Applause] | 689.11 | 5.739 |
| this is a bad idea there's a lot of | 696.24 | 3.039 |
| people right now being like | 697.68 | 4.48 |
| man just forget it no why forget it | 699.279 | 4.8 |
| though why forget it when you know what | 702.16 | 4.56 |
| because it's dangerous it's who cares if | 704.079 | 4.161 |
| it's dangerous look i'm gonna eat a | 706.72 | 2.16 |
| berry | 708.24 | 3.599 |
| i'm gonna have a little bit of meat and | 708.88 | 3.36 |
| and | 711.839 | 2.24 |
| i'm gonna get ready to kick some ass and | 712.24 | 3.12 |
| so are you buddy | 714.079 | 3.2 |
| that's what's gonna happen don't go into | 715.36 | 3.76 |
| this with a negative attitude go into | 717.279 | 4.0 |
| it with a positive attitude buddy how | 719.12 | 4.399 |
| about this is there a massage button | 721.279 | 5.601 |
| can i give you a little parlor no | 723.519 | 5.841 |
| yeah no i would give you a massage but | 726.88 | 4.32 |
| if we wanted to go to a massage probably | 729.36 | 3.599 |
| you know i recently got a massage it was | 731.2 | 2.8 |
| very nice | 732.959 | 4.801 |
| yeah yes and he was quite handsome | 734.0 | 6.88 |
| you know you know i bet i bet doraleous | 737.76 | 5.519 |
| gives a mean massage oh wouldn't you | 740.88 | 3.199 |
| love to have those | 743.279 | 4.481 |
| big slabs of meat on your back | 744.079 | 6.641 |
| those rib eyes just smacking away at my | 747.76 | 4.319 |
| at my back | 750.72 | 3.28 |
| having those chicken fingers all over | 752.079 | 5.791 |
| your back that would be so nice | 754.0 | 9.7 |
| [Music] | 757.87 | 5.83 |
| simon there's the peninsula right | 764.399 | 3.44 |
| peninsula is like uh | 766.079 | 3.76 |
| i think it's in my grave oh you're great | 767.839 | 3.521 |
| oh well that's good i was forgetting | 769.839 | 2.961 |
| what a peninsula was | 771.36 | 4.24 |
| uh are you on the coast uh because i see | 772.8 | 3.52 |
| the coast | 775.6 | 2.799 |
| i know but i is your body on the coast | 776.32 | 3.519 |
| because i could see a little thing at | 778.399 | 1.68 |
| the | 779.839 | 2.56 |
| at like right on the edge of the water | 780.079 | 3.521 |
| that looks like | 782.399 | 3.521 |
| it's uh you know a dead body so if | 783.6 | 4.4 |
| that's not you maybe it's me | 785.92 | 4.88 |
| maybe it'll have our names on it i know | 788.0 | 3.76 |
| i like that | 790.8 | 3.44 |
| that makes things easier but we are | 791.76 | 4.16 |
| gonna have to do this | 794.24 | 5.36 |
| fast dude i see three i see three bodies | 795.92 | 4.8 |
| right in front of me | 799.6 | 2.96 |
| of course we gotta do this fast all | 800.72 | 4.16 |
| right so listen i could take my hand off | 802.56 | 2.88 |
| this | 804.88 | 2.32 |
| raise this uh you're gonna get real | 805.44 | 3.04 |
| close right with the boat it's close | 807.2 | 2.639 |
| enough that we could jump on it | 808.48 | 3.919 |
| turn okay it's okay you're doing | 809.839 | 3.761 |
| good look at this | 812.399 | 3.601 |
| you're gonna be able to see bodies right | 813.6 | 3.76 |
| away like i could see | 816.0 | 3.44 |
| uh i could see practically name right | 817.36 | 4.08 |
| there that's neaves isn't it oh i see i | 819.44 | 4.0 |
| see an out there | 821.44 | 5.6 |
| yeah that's that's a neebs i see simon | 823.44 | 5.199 |
| now i don't know if that's my | 827.04 | 3.2 |
| did we go back and try to get turned | 828.639 | 3.121 |
| turn turn | 830.24 | 3.839 |
| turn you know what forget this uh forget | 831.76 | 3.28 |
| this | 834.079 | 2.961 |
| uh what do you call it the sale forget | 835.04 | 3.52 |
| the sale we're done | 837.04 | 3.28 |
| here we go here we go getting off | 838.56 | 3.12 |
| getting off oh all right i'm | 840.32 | 2.319 |
| getting off 44. | 841.68 | 3.76 |
| come on baby come on baby take all | 842.639 | 4.56 |
| tickle where's take all i forget where | 845.44 | 2.32 |
| it is | 847.199 | 4.0 |
| take all bam and sword you take the | 847.76 | 3.92 |
| sword | 851.199 | 3.601 |
| that's the most important thing | 851.68 | 7.04 |
| oh god no no no no | 854.8 | 6.479 |
| you did it | 858.72 | 2.559 |
| don't die oh | 862.399 | 6.081 |
| god i'm so tired i can't even get on the | 865.839 | 3.601 |
| boat | 868.48 | 4.24 |
| please please oh god | 869.44 | 6.8 |
| thick thick are you are you are you dead | 872.72 | 5.679 |
| i can't even use the rudder all right | 876.24 | 3.12 |
| all right all right | 878.399 | 2.88 |
| all right you're carrying too much stuff | 879.36 | 3.36 |
| all right carrying too much stuff let's | 881.279 | 3.12 |
| get rid of some | 882.72 | 4.0 |
| mushrooms i haven't eaten you in a while | 884.399 | 3.921 |
| okay keep the bronze | 886.72 | 3.28 |
| that's good we got some berries what | 888.32 | 3.92 |
| else is this a gray dwarf eye screw that | 890.0 | 3.12 |
| some bones that's probably good why the | 893.12 | 3.36 |
| hell can i | 895.36 | 3.36 |
| freaking uh let's take some rock forget | 896.48 | 3.12 |
| the rock | 898.72 | 3.52 |
| i got two hammers i got two of these | 899.6 | 3.679 |
| outfits | 902.24 | 3.68 |
| let's combine that let's just drop | 903.279 | 3.441 |
| it come on | 905.92 | 4.8 |
| there we go use rudder hey it's working | 906.72 | 5.84 |
| okay come on can i back up let's see | 910.72 | 3.28 |
| what thick was talking about it sounds | 912.56 | 2.88 |
| like it was a nightmare to drive this | 914.0 | 2.639 |
| thing let's see | 915.44 | 4.56 |
| come on thick i'm just screaming at your | 916.639 | 4.32 |
| body but | 920.0 | 2.959 |
| look man it wasn't that hard to figure | 920.959 | 3.921 |
| out how to drive this boat | 922.959 | 4.32 |
| unless oh now it won't now that now the | 924.88 | 4.8 |
| thing won't go down now i feel you | 927.279 | 5.281 |
| give me oh | 929.68 | 2.88 |
| come on baby come on i'm the master | 932.8 | 5.36 |
| sailor | 937.12 | 5.04 |
| yes i am my name is simon | 938.16 | 8.0 |
| and i'm the man i'm the man who's in the | 942.16 | 7.44 |
| sailboat now that's the end of the rhyme | 946.16 | 4.239 |
| because i | 949.6 | 5.2 |
| don't know what else to say amen | 950.399 | 7.481 |
| [Music] | 954.8 | 3.08 |
| wind | 958.88 | 10.959 |
| [Music] | 970.81 | 5.369 |
| damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it | 976.24 | 5.12 |
| i'll show you there yeah i'm in this | 979.44 | 4.0 |
| house man i've really bit off more than | 981.36 | 3.52 |
| i can chew with this thing | 983.44 | 4.8 |
| so what's wrong uh man | 984.88 | 4.879 |
| one i built this thing at a such a | 988.24 | 3.92 |
| stupid angle too like i'm having trouble | 989.759 | 4.161 |
| with the weight you know what | 992.16 | 3.679 |
| it's it's okay to just start over | 993.92 | 3.359 |
| sometimes didn't it i thought we were | 995.839 | 2.641 |
| like uh | 997.279 | 2.24 |
| why are you here i thought you were | 998.48 | 2.88 |
| doing the thing out by the trader | 999.519 | 2.32 |
| collapse | 1001.36 | 2.479 |
| what thing got by the trailer you were | 1001.839 | 3.36 |
| building a base what do you mean what | 1003.839 | 2.481 |
| thinking about the trader | 1005.199 | 4.32 |
| a trader no yeah thing i don't by things | 1006.32 | 4.959 |
| we're building the by the trade that's | 1009.519 | 3.201 |
| yeah that's done yeah we got a little | 1011.279 | 3.281 |
| base out there with the portal in it | 1012.72 | 4.88 |
| that's fine okay but yeah now i want to | 1014.56 | 4.719 |
| do this whole thing like yeah again bit | 1017.6 | 2.72 |
| off way more i can | 1019.279 | 2.56 |
| try i try to make this thing too damn | 1020.32 | 3.28 |
| big yeah okay yeah i'm just | 1021.839 | 3.521 |
| you know i'm just gonna like rebuild | 1023.6 | 4.079 |
| this thing and try to do it in a decent | 1025.36 | 2.8 |
| manner | 1027.679 | 2.321 |
| yeah i'm just trying to make a boat oh | 1028.16 | 4.08 |
| yeah how's that going well i made pants | 1030.0 | 3.76 |
| okay well hey pants aren't bad that's | 1032.24 | 3.439 |
| not a bad start yeah so now it's shirt | 1033.76 | 3.079 |
| or bow i'm gonna pick | 1035.679 | 3.841 |
| bow yeah i'd pick bo because then you | 1036.839 | 3.0 |
| know | 1039.52 | 2.24 |
| you could use your bow to kill more | 1039.839 | 3.12 |
| things and get more | 1041.76 | 4.159 |
| you know fur all that good stuff yep to | 1042.959 | 3.6 |
| get a shirt | 1045.919 | 2.561 |
| yeah okay this thing should break apart | 1046.559 | 3.441 |
| pretty well okay | 1048.48 | 4.52 |
| yeah it's going | 1050.0 | 4.96 |
| [Music] | 1053.0 | 3.4 |
| okay gonna have a lot of wood around | 1054.96 | 3.04 |
| here i'll tell you that i'm gonna have | 1056.4 | 2.48 |
| plenty to | 1058.0 | 3.12 |
| rebuild that's right things are looking | 1058.88 | 4.32 |
| up i'm gonna go try to make a bow | 1061.12 | 4.08 |
| all right sounds good sounds good i'm | 1063.2 | 3.28 |
| going to like build a house that's not | 1065.2 | 2.4 |
| so damn crazy | 1066.48 | 4.24 |
| good luck with that thank you | 1067.6 | 3.12 |
| yeah don't get too close to the poor are | 1071.44 | 4.4 |
| those guys coming back or | 1074.16 | 3.28 |
| someone's getting stops picking up stuff | 1075.84 | 3.52 |
| around the you know just been here a | 1077.44 | 2.72 |
| long time | 1079.36 | 2.16 |
| i think i picked up almost everything | 1080.16 | 3.04 |
| around you know what screw it | 1081.52 | 3.92 |
| i saw this over here where was that | 1083.2 | 3.359 |
| thing there you are | 1085.44 | 4.479 |
| up here okay day 123 good job bus | 1086.559 | 6.401 |
| all right rest get that stamina | 1089.919 | 6.961 |
| oh crack the back there we go | 1092.96 | 6.56 |
| all right not probably the best idea | 1096.88 | 3.2 |
| sure | 1099.52 | 4.08 |
| no probably no i can't oh mushrooms is | 1100.08 | 5.44 |
| always a good idea though | 1103.6 | 5.76 |
| whoops ones love that | 1105.52 | 7.279 |
| okay are you | 1109.36 | 6.24 |
| what is that what is this nothing what | 1112.799 | 4.321 |
| is this over here | 1115.6 | 4.88 |
| who are you even oh okay okay yeah | 1117.12 | 5.04 |
| yeah we saw that coming right | 1120.48 | 3.439 |
| okay we saw that okay would do i just | 1122.16 | 3.68 |
| get out i probably just would go out | 1123.919 | 4.801 |
| because i wasn't ready | 1125.84 | 2.88 |
| here we go back in i seize you | 1131.36 | 8.08 |
| i seen you oh where are you going where | 1136.88 | 3.2 |
| are you going | 1139.44 | 2.239 |
| where are you going i got you come on | 1140.08 | 3.2 |
| come on come on come on | 1141.679 | 5.441 |
| oh oh oh no no excuse me excuse me | 1143.28 | 7.12 |
| pardon got me come on | 1147.12 | 5.2 |
| come on you guys are a little widely | 1150.4 | 3.84 |
| sons yeah i got you there okay | 1152.32 | 2.719 |
| good | 1154.24 | 3.92 |
| a lot of fire in here um coming back | 1155.039 | 4.0 |
| come on back | 1158.16 | 2.879 |
| come on back let me time it perfect yeah | 1159.039 | 3.52 |
| that's how you time it perfect | 1161.039 | 3.121 |
| they don't get me up here huh that's | 1162.559 | 4.24 |
| kind of a a loophole i would imagine | 1164.16 | 7.04 |
| i like that i like loopholes yeah | 1166.799 | 6.011 |
| suck it you sucker | 1171.2 | 3.2 |
| [Music] | 1172.81 | 4.229 |
| okay little by little that doesn't look | 1174.4 | 3.68 |
| safe | 1177.039 | 5.52 |
| and comply and goodbye | 1178.08 | 8.4 |
| yeah that's how you game | 1182.559 | 8.561 |
| oh oh these are the thingy things | 1186.48 | 7.68 |
| that's money and jewels man okay | 1191.12 | 5.36 |
| i'm glad i came by i'm glad i came by | 1194.16 | 4.16 |
| i'm just gonna i'm not gonna go | 1196.48 | 5.12 |
| register register location okay register | 1198.32 | 5.359 |
| i don't know okay great what does that | 1201.6 | 3.92 |
| mean certainly core | 1203.679 | 5.281 |
| ruby certainly core don't mind if i do | 1205.52 | 5.84 |
| coins thank you freaking expert | 1208.96 | 4.88 |
| certainly core i'll take you | 1211.36 | 5.92 |
| certainly certainly | 1213.84 | 3.44 |
| okay my spirit is nearly broken | 1219.52 | 6.8 |
| but i think i can do this | 1223.039 | 3.281 |
| i know what drug addicts feel like gotta | 1226.64 | 3.36 |
| get my stuff | 1229.039 | 3.841 |
| gotta get my stuff | 1230.0 | 2.88 |
| okay just watch out for mosquitoes | 1234.48 | 8.079 |
| leave this thing running jump in jump | 1239.28 | 6.879 |
| out i feel like i see | 1242.559 | 6.881 |
| mosquitoes right around my | 1246.159 | 5.121 |
| stupid dead body | 1249.44 | 4.32 |
| but if i turn this way if i turn this | 1251.28 | 3.36 |
| way | 1253.76 | 4.399 |
| man i am a fast bastard | 1254.64 | 7.2 |
| oh god it's just hovering over my | 1258.159 | 6.961 |
| this guy doesn't see me | 1261.84 | 7.76 |
| okay okay i can't tell | 1265.12 | 8.16 |
| oh god okay okay just i i have to be | 1269.6 | 4.72 |
| patient | 1273.28 | 4.24 |
| just maybe did it go away | 1274.32 | 8.239 |
| maybe it went away items recovered | 1277.52 | 8.159 |
| okay okay okay | 1282.559 | 3.12 |
| i'm in the water i'm in the | 1286.0 | 4.559 |
| water | 1288.88 | 5.76 |
| use how can you get underwater you're | 1290.559 | 6.561 |
| mosquito | 1294.64 | 6.08 |
| go get okay get get in | 1297.12 | 7.28 |
| nope oh my god just stay alive | 1300.72 | 6.8 |
| stay alive pick 44. you have this man | 1304.4 | 6.639 |
| versus mosquito down how are you | 1307.52 | 6.96 |
| okay use use go go | 1311.039 | 7.551 |
| go go go | 1314.48 | 6.16 |
| [Music] | 1318.59 | 5.01 |
| come on i know i have it i've got the | 1320.64 | 3.68 |
| bronze | 1323.6 | 5.6 |
| axe this guy cannot | 1324.32 | 4.88 |
| later later loser yuck | 1329.919 | 5.12 |
| i just dropped my headset | 1340.88 | 5.56 |
| oh god | 1343.919 | 9.061 |
| [Laughter] | 1346.44 | 6.54 |
| oh my god | 1353.2 | 3.2 |
| that's pretty awesome that's pretty | 1356.96 | 4.88 |
| awesome i'm done | 1358.96 | 2.88 |
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