Boats suck! - Valheim

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Boats suck! - Valheim
Boats suck! - Valheim

Boats suck! - Valheim

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Conversation

neebs: Hey, Appsro! Did you see that latest Valheim video? Boats suck, man! But we sure made them look good out on the water.

appsro: Haha, yeah, Neebs! That video was a blast. Who knew we could have so much fun struggling to steer a boat? But hey, we made it work!

neebs: I know, right? It's like we were born to sail those broats. Just call us the captains of chaos!

appsro: Ha! Captains of chaos, I like that. But seriously, that video is hands down my favorite. Boats may suck, but we sure know how to make them entertaining.



Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! If you're like me and can't get enough of the hilarious adventures of the Neebs crew, then you're in for a treat with their latest Valheim video titled "BROAT TIME!" Yep, you read that right - they're taking to the high seas to see how the boys fare out on the water. I don't know about you, but I can already sense some epic moments and plenty of laughs coming our way.

As always, the Neebs Gaming team never fails to entertain, and this Valheim video is no exception. From the moment they set sail, you know you're in for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. With their signature banter and camaraderie, watching them navigate through the game's challenges is not just entertaining but also heartwarming. It's like hanging out with your buddies while exploring a virtual world together.

And let's not forget the incredible music that accompanies their adventures. The carefully curated soundtrack adds another layer of immersion to the gameplay, enhancing the overall experience for viewers like us. Plus, with timestamps provided in the video description, you can easily jump to your favorite moments or rewatch the most epic scenes over and over again. Trust me, you'll want to relive those hilarious moments more than once.


The Game

You definitely should check it out!

Wow, I just watched the latest Valheim video from Neebs Gaming and it was awesome! For those who don't know, Valheim is this incredible open world survival and crafting game where you play as a Viking warrior in a procedurally generated world inspired by Norse mythology. It just came out in early access but it's already one of the top games on Steam.

In this episode, the Neebs Gaming crew built their first boat and set sail across the ocean for the first time. I gotta say, watching them figure out how to build and steer the boat was hilarious. They're always so goofy and have the best group dynamic. The banter between them had me cracking up the whole time.

Once they got out on the open seas, things got really exciting. They spotted some cool islands and ruins to explore but also had a seriously intense encounter with a huge sea serpent! The cinematic camera shots of the serpent chasing and attacking their little boat were crazy cinematic and dramatic. It was like watching an action movie!

Getting to see all the sailing, exploring and battling through Neebs Gaming's cinematic style is just such an immersive way to experience Valheim. It really makes you feel like you're right there alongside them. I know some people say watching someone else play a game isn't as fun as playing yourself, but with the Neebs crew's commentary and editing, it's easily just as entertaining for me.

Valheim seems like such an awesome game and Neebs Gaming is bringing out the absolute best in it with their playthrough. If you haven't checked out their Valheim series yet, I can't recommend it enough, especially this sailing episode. It's some of the most fun and engaging gaming content out there right now. Neebs Gaming is definitely my favorite channel for cinematic game experiences.


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Transcript

CaptionStartDuration
can't get up on this roof are you0.883.28
kidding me oh here they come2.246.16
here they come oh great lean attack4.166.399
come on cooking you guys hold them up8.44.0
until my food's done10.5594.96
come on baby oh yeah they go they go oh12.44.639
that's a shaman he's shooting green15.5193.68
stuff all right don't mess that root17.0392.961
up19.1993.92
i gotta hit him oh goodness he hit me20.03.6
good23.1192.641
try it again see what happens boom block23.63.839
that ass25.763.839
oh boy he's hitting me good i got you27.4393.041
absolutely29.5993.601
oh missed good what's good all right30.484.16
here we go try it again33.23.44
say hello to lebron's james watch out34.643.759
behind you thank you i see it36.649.2
shaman dick boom boom38.3997.441
come on fatty yeah bam boom55.66.32
do it again bam boom again58.7195.121
looking great absolutely come on can i61.923.04
set this guy on fire63.844.48
do it do it oh bill you missed you're64.964.56
right there68.324.29
[Music]69.523.09
he's a tough one there he is oh now73.687.119
i'm out of arrows oh boy he hit me good76.886.16
there80.7992.241
nice okay oh hey guys is that all i'm83.843.84
going for my86.643.2
going through my fire going for my hut87.683.119
what come here89.842.72
he's inside he's inside my oh i see him90.7993.201
i see him by the city center bend him92.563.12
over bend him over and him thick94.04.799
whoa whoa hey he's wrong95.685.36
i think98.7992.241
you don't want to taste it you don't102.1593.28
want to taste it yeah you better run103.684.88
yeah that's uh all right you say when105.4393.601
you say108.562.72
taste it do you mean you know exactly109.043.2
what i mean111.284.08
oh coming back are you a bold move112.246.159
okay okay good all right115.365.68
are we all finished there yeah yeah i118.39911.441
know i am121.048.8
[Applause]133.623.109
[Music]137.9210.2
oh the big house tiny tiny little dumb155.24.399
house hey that was just like a makeshift157.444.879
place all right hey hey thick how's that159.5994.64
uh how's that boat construction going162.3194.64
uh i haven't started on it i was getting164.2394.401
materials for this big house that you're166.9593.041
building so it's going well how much168.642.879
fine wood do we need we need's got a170.03.2
bunch of fine wood last time with that171.5192.241
axe right173.22.56
you should be getting fine wood uh yeah173.763.44
i've got a bunch of fine wood175.763.6
let me take a look at what we need for177.23.44
said broat179.363.28
do it do it simon dora good to have you180.643.76
back thank you so much i noticed there's182.643.679
a portal on the stage that sounds fun184.43.44
well there's a portal on the stage and186.3193.681
there's also another portal over by187.844.399
absurd's trader thing yeah those those190.03.28
things are linked once192.2393.441
thick gets off his fat ass and starts193.283.36
building a boat195.682.8
then uh then you guys can like hop in a196.643.599
boat go to another island and set up a198.483.839
portal on another island200.2393.601
with everything that we need for our202.3194.161
broke okay203.844.8
in great shape all right what copper206.483.52
thing what are you talking like a helmet208.642.319
or a shield210.02.159
you're not going to make a copper thing210.9593.28
you make bronze you take copper212.1593.761
and then you take tin and then you can214.2393.841
make bronze when do i get a better thing215.924.08
that's my question well we have brought218.083.6
you can we can make bronze it's just how220.02.959
much do we want to use221.684.0
uh-huh okay you want a bronze helmet so222.9593.92
not today or today225.682.8
i mean yeah i can make it like you know226.8792.801
what look if you're going out on the228.482.24
journey you want a little extra229.681.68
protection230.722.48
i'll make you a bronze helmet how about231.363.2
that that sounds great233.23.759
that sounds great yeah oh so what's your234.564.319
helmet now i'm sorry leather236.9593.761
leather yeah give that helmet to simon238.8793.041
you're going to look great in240.723.2
a bronze helmet i'll tell you we'll make241.923.2
you a bronze helmet you're going to look243.921.76
like a full245.123.759
eye if anyone's bronze helmet head245.685.119
that's you you've got the head for them248.8794.0
yeah for bronze right you're not just250.7993.36
saying that yeah252.8792.961
and i was backing it up you're just254.1593.521
saying it no no i'm not just saying i255.842.239
thought257.682.72
yeah no no i was just saying that i had258.0794.161
i don't know simon was just following he260.42.96
doesn't even know where we are262.243.28
what game we're in so no this is263.363.44
definitely265.524.88
conan you're right buddy trump266.86.72
thank you guys270.44.799
come on over i've got something to show273.524.399
you oh275.1995.641
do it thick do it do i have everyone277.9195.921
here280.843.0
oh baby that's better than what i was286.083.839
expecting yeah me too like a little dumb288.4792.241
wrap me too289.9193.521
that that is a nice sprut why are we290.724.0
calling it a broke now293.443.039
it's just fun i think we've been calling294.723.12
it that for a296.4793.921
fun little wordplay thing okay good job297.843.12
that's fine300.42.56
i've never done it so yeah listen before300.963.519
we head out we should302.964.32
tear down one of our portals so we have304.4794.0
the material307.283.28
to yes oh you know make another one308.4793.521
wherever we go310.563.359
yeah yeah no we should put somebody in312.03.919
the rope you guys travel out try to find313.9192.641
a trader315.9192.56
and then uh yeah wherever you guys land316.563.919
first thing you do is set up an outpost318.4793.761
build some beds and put a portal down320.4793.521
okay that way you can easily322.243.44
warp back here to base this is exciting324.03.919
i dig this okay very exciting325.685.519
oh wow and i think i i said use use fast327.9194.801
what is it when you hold on to this331.1992.161
thing here332.722.4
i guess i'm using it oh yeah you're just333.363.2
holding onto the boat yeah335.123.6
and there's something there's something336.563.76
for you down here in storage338.724.479
that i that i've given you in the340.324.08
storage of the boat343.1993.521
yeah right down to the bottom here take344.43.519
a look take a look346.724.4
hold on it says e no use ladder i don't347.9194.56
know how to help to get in there oh you351.122.079
know that boy352.4792.961
uh maybe this was a bad idea there's353.1993.361
like a mighty fin355.442.479
look that little hole the little square356.563.6
there simon in the boat357.9195.921
oh square in the boat thank you oh360.166.8
storage here we go and you gave me six363.843.84
wood366.964.239
oh uh no it looks like a bronze sword367.686.0
oh yes how did you get six what got him371.1994.161
used with sword that's nice373.684.799
crap all right oh damn wow he needs it375.366.48
so nice i do need it he's right i need378.4794.0
it thank you381.842.56
thick you're a good man you're welcome382.4793.28
simon use it well i don't want to384.44.639
whoo look at this thing can i cut the385.7594.481
ropes by accident389.0396.801
like this no don't know390.245.6
[Laughter]396.524.92
i knew you'd get pissed that's why i did398.883.039
it401.443.44
oh he's so cunning guys he's so cunning401.9194.241
cheeky404.883.52
all right let's go uh yeah you guys406.163.439
should gather up food408.43.04
gold whatever you need to take and then409.5994.641
yeah set out411.442.8
neebs man i feel like a housewife and415.683.28
you're about to go out on a big journey417.682.56
and i won't see you for a little while418.962.639
you'll be like one of those ladies that420.242.32
stares at sea421.5993.521
yeah waiting for me to return every422.563.759
night i'm gonna do it every night until425.122.639
you get back i'm just gonna stare out at426.3191.841
sea427.7591.681
like i should give you something like a428.163.28
bracelet oh well something to429.444.4
think about i got you this oh really i431.443.44
think it usually433.842.56
oh it just went into me didn't it did it434.883.12
did it okay436.43.84
this is it are you ready oh i'm ready438.03.28
let me put it on440.243.92
i'm never gonna take it off uh until i441.284.319
get a better helmet444.163.2
right but for now that'll keep it445.5994.241
protected okay it's raining it's this is447.364.399
damaging every bit of wood in here449.845.44
and here i'm gonna give you this451.7595.84
hang on to that until i return what was455.283.44
that fine wood457.5992.801
it was just regular wood okay well i'm458.723.68
gonna use that let's go not that one set460.43.76
that one aside and think about me until462.42.479
i get back464.162.159
you see how much roof i gotta build here464.8793.361
yeah but just just lay it the floor466.3194.16
don't walk near it until i get back no468.243.519
i'm gonna use it to build something470.4793.44
all right well build something with your471.7594.0
hat okay build something my hat see if i473.9192.4
give a475.7592.56
i will all right i'm gonna miss you miss476.31917.521
you too478.31915.521
goodbye daves goodbye abstroke goodbye498.4794.321
outro501.684.72
it rocks yeah uh couldn't we waited502.85.36
like until it cleared up a little bit506.43.68
nope gotta go now508.164.48
gotta go now okay why am i going the510.084.0
opposite direction512.642.879
i don't know looks like we haven't514.083.6
really gone anywhere nope i think we're515.5194.32
not we haven't face the boat the way you517.684.719
want to go and then do a sail thing519.8395.601
okay right yep face the sail522.3996.081
down straight ahead south straight ahead525.443.92
south528.482.4
that's straight ahead means where the529.363.919
point is who's got the sail530.884.72
no one apparently okay i don't have i533.2795.201
got it i don't know535.62.88
that's that's good right there right540.03.279
there right there no no541.66.08
nope turn it straight please turn who's543.2795.281
turning it547.685.279
who's turning it christ who's turning it548.567.36
who's doing it shut up anyone's not552.9595.121
doing anything555.924.64
no no one's holding the sand no nobody's558.083.36
turning it560.563.6
someone hold neebs hold the sail yeah is561.443.36
it me564.163.76
hold on oh i got the fast now i hope i i564.85.039
hope to god i sink and die567.924.16
today569.8392.241
we've never done this why did you have572.884.959
us574.8393.0
it's a bad storm and there isn't580.04.88
something that says use sale583.124.32
it just says fast how fast the584.886.959
underwater is587.444.399
[Music]592.055.199
it only says hold fast it doesn't say600.724.239
operate sales thing right603.25.52
now hey thick get up and see if you can604.9594.241
do it608.722.08
no i'm staring i'm not gonna get up609.23.44
right you're staring you're steering in610.83.279
circles you mad man612.644.199
you have no idea where you're614.0795.281
going616.8394.68
because nobody's handling the619.364.24
sale we don't know how to we're asking621.5193.281
for advice623.63.919
all you got to do there yep just leave624.84.32
it there leave the sale there627.5194.401
no that's the point it keeps on spinning629.124.24
because nobody's holding631.922.4
anything yeah633.362.96
no one did that thing you're like over634.323.68
there no one even did that no one636.323.6
did anything but shouldn't someone hold638.03.12
it wait639.927.919
it says fast641.126.719
us what you see i'm not gonna leave my650.9595.601
posts oh see because you're gonna leave654.04.399
it right now because656.565.279
the weather is658.3993.44
[Music]666.564.08
you're acting like you know how to do it669.22.72
all but you're not helping us at all670.642.639
yeah you got to do it throw it in our671.922.08
face slap673.2792.721
us in the in the face with your you with674.03.04
your right676.03.519
come on we're doing fine right now i677.044.0
don't know why679.5194.081
here okay here we go here we go thank681.043.68
you move683.63.359
hold fast sorry hold fast that's it684.723.679
great great oh you got it686.9593.44
you got it hold fast oh it's all gone688.3993.12
cool yeah690.3992.641
look good just do what you're doing691.5193.601
there yeah cool all right stay there693.044.08
i thought i did that i'm sorry thick695.123.44
yeah yeah why didn't you say that what697.122.56
did you have to do that698.563.36
yeah you don't know how to do this yeah699.683.839
you just have to tell us701.924.24
uh-huh yeah yeah just tell them hey703.5194.0
that's doing something how'd you do that706.162.0
how'd you do707.5193.521
oh yeah and it also keeps on going how's708.163.679
that711.042.32
is that it is that what we do oh no i711.8392.8
forgot i didn't realize that we were713.362.56
supposed to do that i don't know what i714.6392.32
i don't know how to do this somebody715.922.32
else figured out716.9595.12
new i think i figured it was718.246.0
just jump off the user friendly jumping722.0793.681
i know what you figured724.243.279
i figured it was user-friendly i725.765.12
apologize all three of727.5193.361
captain thicke what an inspiration738.725.52
i tell you you're a good man i try it741.8393.521
leads by example744.244.88
yeah just just745.366.719
just try anything clapton's maybe a beer749.123.6
well752.0793.361
i mean like you know what you could do752.724.32
since we're not doing anything you could755.443.36
try anything you can't because757.043.76
i'm jumping but i'm actually doing758.83.36
something oh please760.83.76
you're avoiding uh responsibility by762.163.84
sitting in that chair that's764.563.519
what you're doing i'm steering766.04.56
i'm steering the ship we're not going768.0794.081
anywhere why do you want us to steer the770.562.0
ship772.162.239
we're not going you're doing it oh my772.563.6
god you want us to do the sale774.3994.56
so i'm steering if anybody wants to just776.165.2
maybe search on the internet to see778.9595.68
how to with the sale i want to781.366.88
slap you in the face with my hands that784.6395.2
are wet from sweat788.244.96
that excites me okay789.8395.521
all right i guess i'll look it up i'm793.23.68
trying everything to turn this i don't795.362.32
know what to do796.882.8
all right so the sail turns itself797.683.44
automatically with the wind799.683.52
and the driver controls everything else801.123.44
so the driver803.23.28
it's up to the driver all of it oh yeah804.563.68
yeah it's entirely done806.485.599
entirely oh i did i did not get here808.247.2
we're going fast now812.0795.2
guys i figured it out kept it yeah it's815.444.079
figured it out uh thank you817.2795.12
yeah i guess i'm in control of the sails819.5193.44
here822.3993.921
wow wow oh yeah i can take them822.9595.601
oh this says ocean are you kidding me826.323.12
like right now828.563.36
it's right like mutiny right right like829.443.68
like prompts831.923.52
did it not give you any props no it833.123.279
didn't how about835.442.959
how about the prompt of the boat moving836.3993.841
forward by you moving things on your838.3992.481
mouse840.243.839
hey oh boy oh boy he's right whoa840.886.079
okay yeah this is rough hang on simon oh844.0794.961
god oh okay i have to hang on846.9595.761
we are gonna die i'm holding fast now849.047.039
we're all holding on um dick yeah great852.723.76
job856.0791.921
great job you're clearly the most856.483.84
qualified i feel safe right now858.05.199
this uh this is pushing me around a860.323.44
little bit863.1992.961
this oh wait are we still going south863.763.519
nope yeah we866.162.4
we're just turning in a circle we're867.2794.24
doing a little uh double u-turn868.564.959
yeah back the way we're going i did see871.5194.081
some lane rolling the storm i like it873.5194.721
yeah that'll that'll learn his story the875.64.799
lightning has no clue what you're doing878.245.44
light means nobody my god it's this is880.3993.601
very883.682.48
difficult to steer in a storm guys i884.04.639
didn't think i was going to die at sea886.165.28
i'm hoping are we all inside one another888.6393.841
holding on to this891.442.88
is there three of us here we're all for892.484.159
steering yeah well i only see one person894.323.759
sitting down so i guess the three of us896.6392.88
are inside of one another898.0793.521
say that like it's a bad thing no i mean899.5193.521
it's good but somebody should be901.62.64
videotaping903.042.96
oh eight is here that's cool we still904.243.279
don't have that only fans right i just906.03.04
saw a sea creature907.5194.641
jump in and out of the water oh909.045.28
behind it directly behind us do you not912.163.84
go that way how big914.323.84
i mean do you know like a giant snake916.03.839
circular one around right now vick's918.163.6
heading uh well not right too919.8396.24
get your arrows out oh god921.767.199
oh god i see it right now it's not good926.0794.401
it's breathing fire928.9593.041
you just came out of the water and it930.483.68
could breathe fire i see land straight932.03.759
ahead here we go here we go oh man934.162.239
actually935.7594.08
oh yeah we got some hits we got hits936.3996.8
we fighting or running well939.8395.44
we're doing both knees all right i don't943.1993.681
want to let go of the mask am i going to945.2793.601
fall out946.884.56
help help let go let go i don't have948.884.319
arrows you got them let go neebs951.445.04
oh ocean ocean953.1993.281
oh god i can't see i'm the new best in956.883.12
the way959.363.68
you got it you got it buddy there he is960.04.16
oh963.044.239
no he's on our ass he's right underneath964.165.599
us god this is not a good oh967.2794.24
man i'm maneuvering the best that i can969.7593.44
here oh boy there's land right there971.5192.641
though so that i know973.1994.161
right there's also a bunch of graylings974.164.72
right where we're going yeah so i'll977.363.279
take a bunch of right to another978.883.519
yeah i'll take a bunch of graylings here980.6393.361
it comes over this comes982.3994.56
up can i hit your boat984.02.959
come on baby cry can't see there we987.8394.881
go990.883.92
i think we both looked at my face he sat992.724.4
on your face what the sail is in my face994.83.44
yes you can't see997.124.32
you shoot you sat on your face sail998.246.719
man we just got to make it to land baby1001.445.839
you're getting closer you got it you got1004.9593.841
it1007.2795.601
come on baby come on oh it's dead1008.86.24
it's not dead i think it's turning1012.883.28
around1015.043.599
around and hoe all right i'm out of here1016.163.28
bam i'm gonna1018.6393.44
air it out there we go okay oh he's1019.446.399
gonna eat the boat1022.0793.76
is he going to eat our boat he's leaving1026.244.0
he's leaving maybe he's also coming back1027.8394.48
do we know that he doesn't eat boats1030.243.52
well don't watching him1032.3193.36
all right he's going he's leaving sorry1033.763.36
that was harry okay1035.6795.12
first thing absolutely said uh beds1037.126.719
oh enemies incoming watch outdoor1040.7995.361
and i need another torch exciting dark1043.8394.561
here1046.162.24
oh simon1048.645.2
back what's up yeah there's a pig right1064.963.599
away i'm getting my ass killed1066.7993.601
all over the place i got nothing this1068.5593.281
pig's probably gonna kill me get out of1070.42.24
here you pig1071.842.24
i don't even give a i'm punching1072.643.84
you in the face god1074.084.16
i am pissed off yeah where are you at1076.483.76
i'm right pissed off yeah well freaking1078.243.439
greylings took me out1080.243.6
lickety-split i don't know what the hell1081.6793.921
i'm doing when i fight them and they1083.843.52
were really far away and i wanted to be1085.62.72
in that adventure1087.364.0
man and now i can't be okay um1088.324.32
man i feel like i need to give you some1091.363.84
training son ah damn it i do would you1092.643.44
be down for that1095.22.08
would you be down you and me we'll go1096.082.719
into a black forest and i'll teach you1097.282.32
how to fight1098.7993.521
i will be down with that as long as i1099.64.4
can call you mickey1102.324.0
sure you want me to call you rock yeah i1104.03.84
want to be rock i want to be that dumb1106.323.2
italian guy with the dog1107.843.6
all right so i'll call you rock yeah i'm1109.523.6
probably mickey come on nick and i'm1111.443.28
gonna i'm gonna teach you how to fight1113.123.28
all right you get a club and you get a1114.723.52
shield simon all right i'll do that make1116.43.84
i get it i'll get it going right there1118.246.0
you can go get a club at a steel rock1120.244.0
i'll get that all right i'm right on it1125.0393.841
i just threw up in my mouth1127.62.72
yeah and you should be able to go back i1128.882.88
mean if they set up a portal hopefully1130.322.64
this one will activate1131.763.039
let's see if it's activated yet okay1132.963.52
well it's not now because i'm guessing1134.7992.801
it would glow1136.483.28
no1137.62.16
needs come to the boat are we leaving1142.7993.601
here though because1145.522.88
we're just going down we're just going1146.44.159
down1148.42.159
you know why i like to hear thick's full1153.124.08
plan because it's usually a bad plan1154.884.159
neebs we're gonna go further down the1157.24.16
shore where it's safer so we can build1159.0395.281
an outpost repair the boat okay and have1161.363.52
beds1164.322.88
made and placed down and then we'll come1164.884.88
back and get some and stuff1167.24.64
actually we'll be able to to craft a1169.764.72
portal and simon should be able to1171.845.68
just come back get his stuff1174.485.36
okay you want me to steer the boat from1177.525.2
here from the mast1179.842.88
all right yeah pull your out simon1186.723.04
yeah i don't know how to1188.42.96
just put it in like your clubs in your1189.763.279
one slot your shield's in your two slots1191.363.52
yeah it's a michael yeah boom it's out1193.0392.721
oh now it is1194.882.88
all right so all right now hey real1195.763.52
quick here's the trick you hit r1197.764.08
boom puts it away real easy hit r again1199.284.32
bam pulls them both right back out1201.844.56
okay okay all right i like that right so1203.64.48
now let me teach you right click right1206.42.72
click boom yeah1208.083.36
holds that shield up protects you yep i1209.123.84
think it's baby because i don't1211.443.2
i don't understand the whole like the1212.963.36
reticle thing i think i'm swinging where1214.643.2
i'm supposed to but that reticle is like1216.323.359
really tiny and i forget that it's even1217.842.24
there1219.6793.041
oh don't even ignore the reticle what1220.084.24
yeah no it's not about the reticle it's1222.722.64
about where that club1224.322.96
well if i is that club gonna make1225.363.439
contact with something or not1227.283.279
okay but do they always have clubs1228.7993.041
sometimes they're just waving around1230.5592.24
their skinny hands1231.842.16
right what are you talking about1232.7993.041
grayling's yeah yeah1234.03.039
yeah but what what are you talking about1235.842.64
the reticle well yeah i was talking1237.0392.961
about the reticle meaning when i swing1238.483.199
at the cl when i swing the club i think1240.03.039
i have to have the reticle on the1241.6793.12
grayling like right now my reticle's on1243.0392.481
your head1244.7992.161
yeah you don't have to have the reticle1245.523.6
on the gray what what the the1246.963.36
reticle there for1249.123.6
uh for bows and arrows oh so they show1250.323.92
it to me when i got a bat1252.723.52
but i'm not supposed to use it for the1254.243.439
bat all right1256.244.96
right that's stupid okay okay let's see1257.6794.88
if we can find a gray lid i think i1261.23.52
thought i saw one over here let's head1262.5593.441
in the black forest it wasn't1264.722.8
always hearing the black foreign i swear1266.03.28
i just killed one on the way and i used1267.522.639
the reticle and1269.282.72
then he died yeah but you didn't use the1270.1593.201
reticle you just used your club1272.03.039
no i used the reticle i said oh maybe i1273.363.28
like this look at this bear over here1275.0393.041
now the or what do you call this you1276.643.039
think that's a bear not a bear i1278.082.959
said all right listen to me i'm gonna1279.6792.801
get this that's the board i'm gonna get1281.0392.241
the boar1282.483.52
hey boar radical yeah but you don't have1283.283.759
to have the reticle1286.03.76
critical but it could just be near it1287.0394.401
it's a it's a swing of a club1289.763.6
i beg it doesn't matter if the reticle1291.443.28
is on it i mean it helps1293.363.04
that you're facing it yeah i've been1294.723.439
dying left and right swinging this1296.42.639
bat1298.1593.52
at everything i want to kill this deer1299.0394.481
over here hey dear you want to die no no1301.6793.681
no stay focused stay focused come with1303.522.72
me come with me1305.363.92
okay all right come in with me here1306.244.72
i just saw damn greenland you know what1309.283.04
stay right there stay right there let me1310.962.32
see if i can pull the grind1312.323.359
to you where's one come here up i see1313.284.16
one i see one coming at me1315.6793.201
hey you're a little throwing stuff1317.443.119
going right back all right1318.882.88
all right let me have him let me have1320.5593.841
him why okay because i want to teach you1321.763.279
i want you to1324.42.24
look at me for a second okay go ahead of1325.0393.601
course he's on you hey hey hey hey bubba1326.643.919
right here right here i'm your guy all1328.643.76
right now take a look at what i'm doing1330.5593.041
right i got my shield up1332.42.399
see now what you don't want to do you1333.62.16
don't want to run around you don't want1334.7992.321
to drain your stamina you hold your1335.762.32
shield up and move1337.122.88
that's a troll simon oh wow that's a1338.084.0
troll that's a troll okay this was a1340.03.76
little bit more than uh we intended1342.083.28
yep i think it might have been i'm going1343.762.88
to teach you now i'm going to teach you1345.362.16
how to roll1346.642.96
see roll if you if you're holding right1347.523.76
click and you hit spacebar you can roll1349.62.16
simon1351.282.72
roll right into that yeah you don't want1351.763.84
to roll right into it when he's swinging1354.02.64
you want to roll away1355.62.88
okay watch this don't jump i mean1356.643.6
jumping's wasting stamina okay you're1358.483.04
right i'll roll1360.243.919
i can't roll i didn't do the right thing1361.523.519
roll1364.1593.441
uh roll why would i do that look at i1365.0394.081
just rolled right into his little1367.64.64
grassy butt no yeah watch out okay yeah1369.124.559
all right get your stamina up1372.243.52
okay stamina's up like i'm all right1373.6794.48
check it out simon i'm about to do this1375.765.12
boom gave me some damn magic power damn1378.1594.4
now can i all right can i hit f and get1380.882.88
magic powers too1382.5592.721
nah you pray you did that a second ago1383.763.279
to cross the river i did should i hit1385.283.04
this guy in the toes1387.0393.201
uh no like here's what we should do we1388.323.44
should surround it but boom when he's1390.242.319
about to hit1391.763.279
you roll you roll away oh no like now1392.5594.081
roll sorry oh that went right through1395.0393.601
him all right now hit him1396.644.24
and then roll oh god he hit me back all1398.643.36
right that was bad1400.883.52
that was bad1402.02.4
okay well that didn't work uh you're a1405.124.559
big guy i'm running oh1408.245.76
whoa you almost got me1409.6797.661
oh god1414.07.14
[Laughter]1417.343.8
neebs need a hand uh yeah1422.085.44
i'll chop you fight all right okay that1425.123.52
guy's gone1427.523.92
all right i'm gonna quickly man i just1428.644.639
want to quickly build like a little hut1431.443.839
yeah okay here pick this up what do we1433.2793.921
need to what do we need to build the1435.2793.441
portal like that's important right1437.24.4
yeah give me a second i'm keeping an eye1438.723.28
we're1441.62.8
pretty clear you took time ah just1442.04.32
put some floor down put the floor down1444.44.72
like we made some beds yeah all right so1446.323.76
i can build a bed1449.122.48
you do your bed nice is that what we1450.083.28
want them for doraleous i got one there1451.62.4
we go1453.362.559
i got mine i made one all right now we1454.03.52
got to build some walls around this1455.9193.681
while i build the portal you just put a1457.523.92
bed on my bed1459.63.84
i said i got it just do it i can make my1461.443.68
own bed i'm a big boy1463.444.88
time to build the portal yeah1465.125.36
yeah yeah we name it home is that what1468.324.959
it was yep set tag home1470.486.0
boom portal's down baby oh oh look at1473.2794.561
that looking good1476.483.84
okay does it work now it works right1477.843.439
simon block1480.322.4
okay then roll you got your stuff back1481.2793.441
hold on yeah i got you gave me that1482.724.559
thing hold on i gotta get what oh look1484.724.8
what1487.2792.241
from another portal wow nice1490.085.36
hey okay so simon if you want your stuff1493.523.6
i imagine that portal probably takes you1495.442.56
to it yeah1497.122.88
i'm gonna do that and then i will need1498.03.84
continued training sir1500.04.32
thank you hello yeah i'll go with you1501.843.439
i'm going with you1504.323.359
guys everybody all right everybody's1505.2794.0
going yeah this is great1507.6793.921
oh trippy excuse me it's like a really1509.2794.321
shitty kaleidoscope yeah these are poor1511.63.199
portable graphics1513.64.559
portals portholes1514.7994.561
all right simon i'll take you to your1518.1593.201
stuff let's go oh1519.364.64
let's go let's go rock all right mick1521.366.72
i'm mika yeah all right1524.06.96
neebs i have something for you i don't1528.084.4
know if you're gonna want it1530.964.24
but okay it's this wow that i got a1532.484.079
sledgehammer or something1535.23.28
wow that's two gifts this uh this1536.5593.36
particular episode names1538.484.4
yes your special man you helped i did uh1539.9195.281
i didn't give him a guy i gave him simon1542.884.56
you got two gifts oh wow i'm just1545.23.44
counting what everyone else gets1547.444.56
okay is this for free1548.643.36
is this for fighting or is this a tool1552.644.56
that is great for fighting especially a1555.64.64
large number of enemies oh yeah exactly1557.24.88
here in the house damn not in the house1560.243.36
yeah don't do this in a house1562.083.92
okay so like if uh go over there try it1563.68.24
out here go play in the woods1566.05.84
[Music]1573.93.349
[Laughter]1581.333.55
yep yeah what the hell is he getting1583.0393.12
hurt i don't know1584.882.96
did he i'll wait you know what there is1586.1593.12
a way to turn um1587.843.04
he must have hit the button did he hit1589.2793.52
the car hit the damn button1590.883.2
there's a yeah there's a little button1592.7993.521
here uh top right that says take damage1594.083.04
by other players1596.322.239
he must have just clicked it out of just1597.123.039
clicking things hadn't heard about that1598.5592.161
everything1600.1592.321
yeah he doesn't read things he just1600.724.72
pushes them readings1602.484.799
oh you're not i'm not near you sorry1605.444.16
sorry i heard something through my brain1607.2793.921
no i heard it through the portal he's1609.63.28
back at the hook oh that's what it was1611.23.76
come on back simon learn to read there1612.884.399
you go let me read you learn to read1614.963.839
learn you learn to learn to read1617.2794.081
you learn to redo it you learn1618.7996.0
you learn to read push the nut1621.365.6
you1624.7992.161
did you push the button again did you1631.0393.201
push the button this time no1632.325.04
i just got out of the way1634.243.12
i don't know where the button is but1638.643.44
okay1639.842.24
just leave me alone people1642.9612.88
[Music]1655.858.239
oh1666.843.0

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