Boats suck! - Valheim
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Conversation
neebs: Hey, Appsro! Did you see that latest Valheim video? Boats suck, man! But we sure made them look good out on the water.
appsro: Haha, yeah, Neebs! That video was a blast. Who knew we could have so much fun struggling to steer a boat? But hey, we made it work!
neebs: I know, right? It's like we were born to sail those broats. Just call us the captains of chaos!
appsro: Ha! Captains of chaos, I like that. But seriously, that video is hands down my favorite. Boats may suck, but we sure know how to make them entertaining.
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! If you're like me and can't get enough of the hilarious adventures of the Neebs crew, then you're in for a treat with their latest Valheim video titled "BROAT TIME!" Yep, you read that right - they're taking to the high seas to see how the boys fare out on the water. I don't know about you, but I can already sense some epic moments and plenty of laughs coming our way.
As always, the Neebs Gaming team never fails to entertain, and this Valheim video is no exception. From the moment they set sail, you know you're in for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. With their signature banter and camaraderie, watching them navigate through the game's challenges is not just entertaining but also heartwarming. It's like hanging out with your buddies while exploring a virtual world together.
And let's not forget the incredible music that accompanies their adventures. The carefully curated soundtrack adds another layer of immersion to the gameplay, enhancing the overall experience for viewers like us. Plus, with timestamps provided in the video description, you can easily jump to your favorite moments or rewatch the most epic scenes over and over again. Trust me, you'll want to relive those hilarious moments more than once.
The Game
You definitely should check it out!
Wow, I just watched the latest Valheim video from Neebs Gaming and it was awesome! For those who don't know, Valheim is this incredible open world survival and crafting game where you play as a Viking warrior in a procedurally generated world inspired by Norse mythology. It just came out in early access but it's already one of the top games on Steam.
In this episode, the Neebs Gaming crew built their first boat and set sail across the ocean for the first time. I gotta say, watching them figure out how to build and steer the boat was hilarious. They're always so goofy and have the best group dynamic. The banter between them had me cracking up the whole time.
Once they got out on the open seas, things got really exciting. They spotted some cool islands and ruins to explore but also had a seriously intense encounter with a huge sea serpent! The cinematic camera shots of the serpent chasing and attacking their little boat were crazy cinematic and dramatic. It was like watching an action movie!
Getting to see all the sailing, exploring and battling through Neebs Gaming's cinematic style is just such an immersive way to experience Valheim. It really makes you feel like you're right there alongside them. I know some people say watching someone else play a game isn't as fun as playing yourself, but with the Neebs crew's commentary and editing, it's easily just as entertaining for me.
Valheim seems like such an awesome game and Neebs Gaming is bringing out the absolute best in it with their playthrough. If you haven't checked out their Valheim series yet, I can't recommend it enough, especially this sailing episode. It's some of the most fun and engaging gaming content out there right now. Neebs Gaming is definitely my favorite channel for cinematic game experiences.
Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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can't get up on this roof are you | 0.88 | 3.28 |
kidding me oh here they come | 2.24 | 6.16 |
here they come oh great lean attack | 4.16 | 6.399 |
come on cooking you guys hold them up | 8.4 | 4.0 |
until my food's done | 10.559 | 4.96 |
come on baby oh yeah they go they go oh | 12.4 | 4.639 |
that's a shaman he's shooting green | 15.519 | 3.68 |
stuff all right don't mess that root | 17.039 | 2.961 |
up | 19.199 | 3.92 |
i gotta hit him oh goodness he hit me | 20.0 | 3.6 |
good | 23.119 | 2.641 |
try it again see what happens boom block | 23.6 | 3.839 |
that ass | 25.76 | 3.839 |
oh boy he's hitting me good i got you | 27.439 | 3.041 |
absolutely | 29.599 | 3.601 |
oh missed good what's good all right | 30.48 | 4.16 |
here we go try it again | 33.2 | 3.44 |
say hello to lebron's james watch out | 34.64 | 3.759 |
behind you thank you i see it | 36.64 | 9.2 |
shaman dick boom boom | 38.399 | 7.441 |
come on fatty yeah bam boom | 55.6 | 6.32 |
do it again bam boom again | 58.719 | 5.121 |
looking great absolutely come on can i | 61.92 | 3.04 |
set this guy on fire | 63.84 | 4.48 |
do it do it oh bill you missed you're | 64.96 | 4.56 |
right there | 68.32 | 4.29 |
[Music] | 69.52 | 3.09 |
he's a tough one there he is oh now | 73.68 | 7.119 |
i'm out of arrows oh boy he hit me good | 76.88 | 6.16 |
there | 80.799 | 2.241 |
nice okay oh hey guys is that all i'm | 83.84 | 3.84 |
going for my | 86.64 | 3.2 |
going through my fire going for my hut | 87.68 | 3.119 |
what come here | 89.84 | 2.72 |
he's inside he's inside my oh i see him | 90.799 | 3.201 |
i see him by the city center bend him | 92.56 | 3.12 |
over bend him over and him thick | 94.0 | 4.799 |
whoa whoa hey he's wrong | 95.68 | 5.36 |
i think | 98.799 | 2.241 |
you don't want to taste it you don't | 102.159 | 3.28 |
want to taste it yeah you better run | 103.68 | 4.88 |
yeah that's uh all right you say when | 105.439 | 3.601 |
you say | 108.56 | 2.72 |
taste it do you mean you know exactly | 109.04 | 3.2 |
what i mean | 111.28 | 4.08 |
oh coming back are you a bold move | 112.24 | 6.159 |
okay okay good all right | 115.36 | 5.68 |
are we all finished there yeah yeah i | 118.399 | 11.441 |
know i am | 121.04 | 8.8 |
[Applause] | 133.62 | 3.109 |
[Music] | 137.92 | 10.2 |
oh the big house tiny tiny little dumb | 155.2 | 4.399 |
house hey that was just like a makeshift | 157.44 | 4.879 |
place all right hey hey thick how's that | 159.599 | 4.64 |
uh how's that boat construction going | 162.319 | 4.64 |
uh i haven't started on it i was getting | 164.239 | 4.401 |
materials for this big house that you're | 166.959 | 3.041 |
building so it's going well how much | 168.64 | 2.879 |
fine wood do we need we need's got a | 170.0 | 3.2 |
bunch of fine wood last time with that | 171.519 | 2.241 |
axe right | 173.2 | 2.56 |
you should be getting fine wood uh yeah | 173.76 | 3.44 |
i've got a bunch of fine wood | 175.76 | 3.6 |
let me take a look at what we need for | 177.2 | 3.44 |
said broat | 179.36 | 3.28 |
do it do it simon dora good to have you | 180.64 | 3.76 |
back thank you so much i noticed there's | 182.64 | 3.679 |
a portal on the stage that sounds fun | 184.4 | 3.44 |
well there's a portal on the stage and | 186.319 | 3.681 |
there's also another portal over by | 187.84 | 4.399 |
absurd's trader thing yeah those those | 190.0 | 3.28 |
things are linked once | 192.239 | 3.441 |
thick gets off his fat ass and starts | 193.28 | 3.36 |
building a boat | 195.68 | 2.8 |
then uh then you guys can like hop in a | 196.64 | 3.599 |
boat go to another island and set up a | 198.48 | 3.839 |
portal on another island | 200.239 | 3.601 |
with everything that we need for our | 202.319 | 4.161 |
broke okay | 203.84 | 4.8 |
in great shape all right what copper | 206.48 | 3.52 |
thing what are you talking like a helmet | 208.64 | 2.319 |
or a shield | 210.0 | 2.159 |
you're not going to make a copper thing | 210.959 | 3.28 |
you make bronze you take copper | 212.159 | 3.761 |
and then you take tin and then you can | 214.239 | 3.841 |
make bronze when do i get a better thing | 215.92 | 4.08 |
that's my question well we have brought | 218.08 | 3.6 |
you can we can make bronze it's just how | 220.0 | 2.959 |
much do we want to use | 221.68 | 4.0 |
uh-huh okay you want a bronze helmet so | 222.959 | 3.92 |
not today or today | 225.68 | 2.8 |
i mean yeah i can make it like you know | 226.879 | 2.801 |
what look if you're going out on the | 228.48 | 2.24 |
journey you want a little extra | 229.68 | 1.68 |
protection | 230.72 | 2.48 |
i'll make you a bronze helmet how about | 231.36 | 3.2 |
that that sounds great | 233.2 | 3.759 |
that sounds great yeah oh so what's your | 234.56 | 4.319 |
helmet now i'm sorry leather | 236.959 | 3.761 |
leather yeah give that helmet to simon | 238.879 | 3.041 |
you're going to look great in | 240.72 | 3.2 |
a bronze helmet i'll tell you we'll make | 241.92 | 3.2 |
you a bronze helmet you're going to look | 243.92 | 1.76 |
like a full | 245.12 | 3.759 |
eye if anyone's bronze helmet head | 245.68 | 5.119 |
that's you you've got the head for them | 248.879 | 4.0 |
yeah for bronze right you're not just | 250.799 | 3.36 |
saying that yeah | 252.879 | 2.961 |
and i was backing it up you're just | 254.159 | 3.521 |
saying it no no i'm not just saying i | 255.84 | 2.239 |
thought | 257.68 | 2.72 |
yeah no no i was just saying that i had | 258.079 | 4.161 |
i don't know simon was just following he | 260.4 | 2.96 |
doesn't even know where we are | 262.24 | 3.28 |
what game we're in so no this is | 263.36 | 3.44 |
definitely | 265.52 | 4.88 |
conan you're right buddy trump | 266.8 | 6.72 |
thank you guys | 270.4 | 4.799 |
come on over i've got something to show | 273.52 | 4.399 |
you oh | 275.199 | 5.641 |
do it thick do it do i have everyone | 277.919 | 5.921 |
here | 280.84 | 3.0 |
oh baby that's better than what i was | 286.08 | 3.839 |
expecting yeah me too like a little dumb | 288.479 | 2.241 |
wrap me too | 289.919 | 3.521 |
that that is a nice sprut why are we | 290.72 | 4.0 |
calling it a broke now | 293.44 | 3.039 |
it's just fun i think we've been calling | 294.72 | 3.12 |
it that for a | 296.479 | 3.921 |
fun little wordplay thing okay good job | 297.84 | 3.12 |
that's fine | 300.4 | 2.56 |
i've never done it so yeah listen before | 300.96 | 3.519 |
we head out we should | 302.96 | 4.32 |
tear down one of our portals so we have | 304.479 | 4.0 |
the material | 307.28 | 3.28 |
to yes oh you know make another one | 308.479 | 3.521 |
wherever we go | 310.56 | 3.359 |
yeah yeah no we should put somebody in | 312.0 | 3.919 |
the rope you guys travel out try to find | 313.919 | 2.641 |
a trader | 315.919 | 2.56 |
and then uh yeah wherever you guys land | 316.56 | 3.919 |
first thing you do is set up an outpost | 318.479 | 3.761 |
build some beds and put a portal down | 320.479 | 3.521 |
okay that way you can easily | 322.24 | 3.44 |
warp back here to base this is exciting | 324.0 | 3.919 |
i dig this okay very exciting | 325.68 | 5.519 |
oh wow and i think i i said use use fast | 327.919 | 4.801 |
what is it when you hold on to this | 331.199 | 2.161 |
thing here | 332.72 | 2.4 |
i guess i'm using it oh yeah you're just | 333.36 | 3.2 |
holding onto the boat yeah | 335.12 | 3.6 |
and there's something there's something | 336.56 | 3.76 |
for you down here in storage | 338.72 | 4.479 |
that i that i've given you in the | 340.32 | 4.08 |
storage of the boat | 343.199 | 3.521 |
yeah right down to the bottom here take | 344.4 | 3.519 |
a look take a look | 346.72 | 4.4 |
hold on it says e no use ladder i don't | 347.919 | 4.56 |
know how to help to get in there oh you | 351.12 | 2.079 |
know that boy | 352.479 | 2.961 |
uh maybe this was a bad idea there's | 353.199 | 3.361 |
like a mighty fin | 355.44 | 2.479 |
look that little hole the little square | 356.56 | 3.6 |
there simon in the boat | 357.919 | 5.921 |
oh square in the boat thank you oh | 360.16 | 6.8 |
storage here we go and you gave me six | 363.84 | 3.84 |
wood | 366.96 | 4.239 |
oh uh no it looks like a bronze sword | 367.68 | 6.0 |
oh yes how did you get six what got him | 371.199 | 4.161 |
used with sword that's nice | 373.68 | 4.799 |
crap all right oh damn wow he needs it | 375.36 | 6.48 |
so nice i do need it he's right i need | 378.479 | 4.0 |
it thank you | 381.84 | 2.56 |
thick you're a good man you're welcome | 382.479 | 3.28 |
simon use it well i don't want to | 384.4 | 4.639 |
whoo look at this thing can i cut the | 385.759 | 4.481 |
ropes by accident | 389.039 | 6.801 |
like this no don't know | 390.24 | 5.6 |
[Laughter] | 396.52 | 4.92 |
i knew you'd get pissed that's why i did | 398.88 | 3.039 |
it | 401.44 | 3.44 |
oh he's so cunning guys he's so cunning | 401.919 | 4.241 |
cheeky | 404.88 | 3.52 |
all right let's go uh yeah you guys | 406.16 | 3.439 |
should gather up food | 408.4 | 3.04 |
gold whatever you need to take and then | 409.599 | 4.641 |
yeah set out | 411.44 | 2.8 |
neebs man i feel like a housewife and | 415.68 | 3.28 |
you're about to go out on a big journey | 417.68 | 2.56 |
and i won't see you for a little while | 418.96 | 2.639 |
you'll be like one of those ladies that | 420.24 | 2.32 |
stares at sea | 421.599 | 3.521 |
yeah waiting for me to return every | 422.56 | 3.759 |
night i'm gonna do it every night until | 425.12 | 2.639 |
you get back i'm just gonna stare out at | 426.319 | 1.841 |
sea | 427.759 | 1.681 |
like i should give you something like a | 428.16 | 3.28 |
bracelet oh well something to | 429.44 | 4.4 |
think about i got you this oh really i | 431.44 | 3.44 |
think it usually | 433.84 | 2.56 |
oh it just went into me didn't it did it | 434.88 | 3.12 |
did it okay | 436.4 | 3.84 |
this is it are you ready oh i'm ready | 438.0 | 3.28 |
let me put it on | 440.24 | 3.92 |
i'm never gonna take it off uh until i | 441.28 | 4.319 |
get a better helmet | 444.16 | 3.2 |
right but for now that'll keep it | 445.599 | 4.241 |
protected okay it's raining it's this is | 447.36 | 4.399 |
damaging every bit of wood in here | 449.84 | 5.44 |
and here i'm gonna give you this | 451.759 | 5.84 |
hang on to that until i return what was | 455.28 | 3.44 |
that fine wood | 457.599 | 2.801 |
it was just regular wood okay well i'm | 458.72 | 3.68 |
gonna use that let's go not that one set | 460.4 | 3.76 |
that one aside and think about me until | 462.4 | 2.479 |
i get back | 464.16 | 2.159 |
you see how much roof i gotta build here | 464.879 | 3.361 |
yeah but just just lay it the floor | 466.319 | 4.16 |
don't walk near it until i get back no | 468.24 | 3.519 |
i'm gonna use it to build something | 470.479 | 3.44 |
all right well build something with your | 471.759 | 4.0 |
hat okay build something my hat see if i | 473.919 | 2.4 |
give a | 475.759 | 2.56 |
i will all right i'm gonna miss you miss | 476.319 | 17.521 |
you too | 478.319 | 15.521 |
goodbye daves goodbye abstroke goodbye | 498.479 | 4.321 |
outro | 501.68 | 4.72 |
it rocks yeah uh couldn't we waited | 502.8 | 5.36 |
like until it cleared up a little bit | 506.4 | 3.68 |
nope gotta go now | 508.16 | 4.48 |
gotta go now okay why am i going the | 510.08 | 4.0 |
opposite direction | 512.64 | 2.879 |
i don't know looks like we haven't | 514.08 | 3.6 |
really gone anywhere nope i think we're | 515.519 | 4.32 |
not we haven't face the boat the way you | 517.68 | 4.719 |
want to go and then do a sail thing | 519.839 | 5.601 |
okay right yep face the sail | 522.399 | 6.081 |
down straight ahead south straight ahead | 525.44 | 3.92 |
south | 528.48 | 2.4 |
that's straight ahead means where the | 529.36 | 3.919 |
point is who's got the sail | 530.88 | 4.72 |
no one apparently okay i don't have i | 533.279 | 5.201 |
got it i don't know | 535.6 | 2.88 |
that's that's good right there right | 540.0 | 3.279 |
there right there no no | 541.6 | 6.08 |
nope turn it straight please turn who's | 543.279 | 5.281 |
turning it | 547.68 | 5.279 |
who's turning it christ who's turning it | 548.56 | 7.36 |
who's doing it shut up anyone's not | 552.959 | 5.121 |
doing anything | 555.92 | 4.64 |
no no one's holding the sand no nobody's | 558.08 | 3.36 |
turning it | 560.56 | 3.6 |
someone hold neebs hold the sail yeah is | 561.44 | 3.36 |
it me | 564.16 | 3.76 |
hold on oh i got the fast now i hope i i | 564.8 | 5.039 |
hope to god i sink and die | 567.92 | 4.16 |
today | 569.839 | 2.241 |
we've never done this why did you have | 572.88 | 4.959 |
us | 574.839 | 3.0 |
it's a bad storm and there isn't | 580.0 | 4.88 |
something that says use sale | 583.12 | 4.32 |
it just says fast how fast the | 584.88 | 6.959 |
underwater is | 587.44 | 4.399 |
[Music] | 592.05 | 5.199 |
it only says hold fast it doesn't say | 600.72 | 4.239 |
operate sales thing right | 603.2 | 5.52 |
now hey thick get up and see if you can | 604.959 | 4.241 |
do it | 608.72 | 2.08 |
no i'm staring i'm not gonna get up | 609.2 | 3.44 |
right you're staring you're steering in | 610.8 | 3.279 |
circles you mad man | 612.64 | 4.199 |
you have no idea where you're | 614.079 | 5.281 |
going | 616.839 | 4.68 |
because nobody's handling the | 619.36 | 4.24 |
sale we don't know how to we're asking | 621.519 | 3.281 |
for advice | 623.6 | 3.919 |
all you got to do there yep just leave | 624.8 | 4.32 |
it there leave the sale there | 627.519 | 4.401 |
no that's the point it keeps on spinning | 629.12 | 4.24 |
because nobody's holding | 631.92 | 2.4 |
anything yeah | 633.36 | 2.96 |
no one did that thing you're like over | 634.32 | 3.68 |
there no one even did that no one | 636.32 | 3.6 |
did anything but shouldn't someone hold | 638.0 | 3.12 |
it wait | 639.92 | 7.919 |
it says fast | 641.12 | 6.719 |
us what you see i'm not gonna leave my | 650.959 | 5.601 |
posts oh see because you're gonna leave | 654.0 | 4.399 |
it right now because | 656.56 | 5.279 |
the weather is | 658.399 | 3.44 |
[Music] | 666.56 | 4.08 |
you're acting like you know how to do it | 669.2 | 2.72 |
all but you're not helping us at all | 670.64 | 2.639 |
yeah you got to do it throw it in our | 671.92 | 2.08 |
face slap | 673.279 | 2.721 |
us in the in the face with your you with | 674.0 | 3.04 |
your right | 676.0 | 3.519 |
come on we're doing fine right now i | 677.04 | 4.0 |
don't know why | 679.519 | 4.081 |
here okay here we go here we go thank | 681.04 | 3.68 |
you move | 683.6 | 3.359 |
hold fast sorry hold fast that's it | 684.72 | 3.679 |
great great oh you got it | 686.959 | 3.44 |
you got it hold fast oh it's all gone | 688.399 | 3.12 |
cool yeah | 690.399 | 2.641 |
look good just do what you're doing | 691.519 | 3.601 |
there yeah cool all right stay there | 693.04 | 4.08 |
i thought i did that i'm sorry thick | 695.12 | 3.44 |
yeah yeah why didn't you say that what | 697.12 | 2.56 |
did you have to do that | 698.56 | 3.36 |
yeah you don't know how to do this yeah | 699.68 | 3.839 |
you just have to tell us | 701.92 | 4.24 |
uh-huh yeah yeah just tell them hey | 703.519 | 4.0 |
that's doing something how'd you do that | 706.16 | 2.0 |
how'd you do | 707.519 | 3.521 |
oh yeah and it also keeps on going how's | 708.16 | 3.679 |
that | 711.04 | 2.32 |
is that it is that what we do oh no i | 711.839 | 2.8 |
forgot i didn't realize that we were | 713.36 | 2.56 |
supposed to do that i don't know what i | 714.639 | 2.32 |
i don't know how to do this somebody | 715.92 | 2.32 |
else figured out | 716.959 | 5.12 |
new i think i figured it was | 718.24 | 6.0 |
just jump off the user friendly jumping | 722.079 | 3.681 |
i know what you figured | 724.24 | 3.279 |
i figured it was user-friendly i | 725.76 | 5.12 |
apologize all three of | 727.519 | 3.361 |
captain thicke what an inspiration | 738.72 | 5.52 |
i tell you you're a good man i try it | 741.839 | 3.521 |
leads by example | 744.24 | 4.88 |
yeah just just | 745.36 | 6.719 |
just try anything clapton's maybe a beer | 749.12 | 3.6 |
well | 752.079 | 3.361 |
i mean like you know what you could do | 752.72 | 4.32 |
since we're not doing anything you could | 755.44 | 3.36 |
try anything you can't because | 757.04 | 3.76 |
i'm jumping but i'm actually doing | 758.8 | 3.36 |
something oh please | 760.8 | 3.76 |
you're avoiding uh responsibility by | 762.16 | 3.84 |
sitting in that chair that's | 764.56 | 3.519 |
what you're doing i'm steering | 766.0 | 4.56 |
i'm steering the ship we're not going | 768.079 | 4.081 |
anywhere why do you want us to steer the | 770.56 | 2.0 |
ship | 772.16 | 2.239 |
we're not going you're doing it oh my | 772.56 | 3.6 |
god you want us to do the sale | 774.399 | 4.56 |
so i'm steering if anybody wants to just | 776.16 | 5.2 |
maybe search on the internet to see | 778.959 | 5.68 |
how to with the sale i want to | 781.36 | 6.88 |
slap you in the face with my hands that | 784.639 | 5.2 |
are wet from sweat | 788.24 | 4.96 |
that excites me okay | 789.839 | 5.521 |
all right i guess i'll look it up i'm | 793.2 | 3.68 |
trying everything to turn this i don't | 795.36 | 2.32 |
know what to do | 796.88 | 2.8 |
all right so the sail turns itself | 797.68 | 3.44 |
automatically with the wind | 799.68 | 3.52 |
and the driver controls everything else | 801.12 | 3.44 |
so the driver | 803.2 | 3.28 |
it's up to the driver all of it oh yeah | 804.56 | 3.68 |
yeah it's entirely done | 806.48 | 5.599 |
entirely oh i did i did not get here | 808.24 | 7.2 |
we're going fast now | 812.079 | 5.2 |
guys i figured it out kept it yeah it's | 815.44 | 4.079 |
figured it out uh thank you | 817.279 | 5.12 |
yeah i guess i'm in control of the sails | 819.519 | 3.44 |
here | 822.399 | 3.921 |
wow wow oh yeah i can take them | 822.959 | 5.601 |
oh this says ocean are you kidding me | 826.32 | 3.12 |
like right now | 828.56 | 3.36 |
it's right like mutiny right right like | 829.44 | 3.68 |
like prompts | 831.92 | 3.52 |
did it not give you any props no it | 833.12 | 3.279 |
didn't how about | 835.44 | 2.959 |
how about the prompt of the boat moving | 836.399 | 3.841 |
forward by you moving things on your | 838.399 | 2.481 |
mouse | 840.24 | 3.839 |
hey oh boy oh boy he's right whoa | 840.88 | 6.079 |
okay yeah this is rough hang on simon oh | 844.079 | 4.961 |
god oh okay i have to hang on | 846.959 | 5.761 |
we are gonna die i'm holding fast now | 849.04 | 7.039 |
we're all holding on um dick yeah great | 852.72 | 3.76 |
job | 856.079 | 1.921 |
great job you're clearly the most | 856.48 | 3.84 |
qualified i feel safe right now | 858.0 | 5.199 |
this uh this is pushing me around a | 860.32 | 3.44 |
little bit | 863.199 | 2.961 |
this oh wait are we still going south | 863.76 | 3.519 |
nope yeah we | 866.16 | 2.4 |
we're just turning in a circle we're | 867.279 | 4.24 |
doing a little uh double u-turn | 868.56 | 4.959 |
yeah back the way we're going i did see | 871.519 | 4.081 |
some lane rolling the storm i like it | 873.519 | 4.721 |
yeah that'll that'll learn his story the | 875.6 | 4.799 |
lightning has no clue what you're doing | 878.24 | 5.44 |
light means nobody my god it's this is | 880.399 | 3.601 |
very | 883.68 | 2.48 |
difficult to steer in a storm guys i | 884.0 | 4.639 |
didn't think i was going to die at sea | 886.16 | 5.28 |
i'm hoping are we all inside one another | 888.639 | 3.841 |
holding on to this | 891.44 | 2.88 |
is there three of us here we're all for | 892.48 | 4.159 |
steering yeah well i only see one person | 894.32 | 3.759 |
sitting down so i guess the three of us | 896.639 | 2.88 |
are inside of one another | 898.079 | 3.521 |
say that like it's a bad thing no i mean | 899.519 | 3.521 |
it's good but somebody should be | 901.6 | 2.64 |
videotaping | 903.04 | 2.96 |
oh eight is here that's cool we still | 904.24 | 3.279 |
don't have that only fans right i just | 906.0 | 3.04 |
saw a sea creature | 907.519 | 4.641 |
jump in and out of the water oh | 909.04 | 5.28 |
behind it directly behind us do you not | 912.16 | 3.84 |
go that way how big | 914.32 | 3.84 |
i mean do you know like a giant snake | 916.0 | 3.839 |
circular one around right now vick's | 918.16 | 3.6 |
heading uh well not right too | 919.839 | 6.24 |
get your arrows out oh god | 921.76 | 7.199 |
oh god i see it right now it's not good | 926.079 | 4.401 |
it's breathing fire | 928.959 | 3.041 |
you just came out of the water and it | 930.48 | 3.68 |
could breathe fire i see land straight | 932.0 | 3.759 |
ahead here we go here we go oh man | 934.16 | 2.239 |
actually | 935.759 | 4.08 |
oh yeah we got some hits we got hits | 936.399 | 6.8 |
we fighting or running well | 939.839 | 5.44 |
we're doing both knees all right i don't | 943.199 | 3.681 |
want to let go of the mask am i going to | 945.279 | 3.601 |
fall out | 946.88 | 4.56 |
help help let go let go i don't have | 948.88 | 4.319 |
arrows you got them let go neebs | 951.44 | 5.04 |
oh ocean ocean | 953.199 | 3.281 |
oh god i can't see i'm the new best in | 956.88 | 3.12 |
the way | 959.36 | 3.68 |
you got it you got it buddy there he is | 960.0 | 4.16 |
oh | 963.04 | 4.239 |
no he's on our ass he's right underneath | 964.16 | 5.599 |
us god this is not a good oh | 967.279 | 4.24 |
man i'm maneuvering the best that i can | 969.759 | 3.44 |
here oh boy there's land right there | 971.519 | 2.641 |
though so that i know | 973.199 | 4.161 |
right there's also a bunch of graylings | 974.16 | 4.72 |
right where we're going yeah so i'll | 977.36 | 3.279 |
take a bunch of right to another | 978.88 | 3.519 |
yeah i'll take a bunch of graylings here | 980.639 | 3.361 |
it comes over this comes | 982.399 | 4.56 |
up can i hit your boat | 984.0 | 2.959 |
come on baby cry can't see there we | 987.839 | 4.881 |
go | 990.88 | 3.92 |
i think we both looked at my face he sat | 992.72 | 4.4 |
on your face what the sail is in my face | 994.8 | 3.44 |
yes you can't see | 997.12 | 4.32 |
you shoot you sat on your face sail | 998.24 | 6.719 |
man we just got to make it to land baby | 1001.44 | 5.839 |
you're getting closer you got it you got | 1004.959 | 3.841 |
it | 1007.279 | 5.601 |
come on baby come on oh it's dead | 1008.8 | 6.24 |
it's not dead i think it's turning | 1012.88 | 3.28 |
around | 1015.04 | 3.599 |
around and hoe all right i'm out of here | 1016.16 | 3.28 |
bam i'm gonna | 1018.639 | 3.44 |
air it out there we go okay oh he's | 1019.44 | 6.399 |
gonna eat the boat | 1022.079 | 3.76 |
is he going to eat our boat he's leaving | 1026.24 | 4.0 |
he's leaving maybe he's also coming back | 1027.839 | 4.48 |
do we know that he doesn't eat boats | 1030.24 | 3.52 |
well don't watching him | 1032.319 | 3.36 |
all right he's going he's leaving sorry | 1033.76 | 3.36 |
that was harry okay | 1035.679 | 5.12 |
first thing absolutely said uh beds | 1037.12 | 6.719 |
oh enemies incoming watch outdoor | 1040.799 | 5.361 |
and i need another torch exciting dark | 1043.839 | 4.561 |
here | 1046.16 | 2.24 |
oh simon | 1048.64 | 5.2 |
back what's up yeah there's a pig right | 1064.96 | 3.599 |
away i'm getting my ass killed | 1066.799 | 3.601 |
all over the place i got nothing this | 1068.559 | 3.281 |
pig's probably gonna kill me get out of | 1070.4 | 2.24 |
here you pig | 1071.84 | 2.24 |
i don't even give a i'm punching | 1072.64 | 3.84 |
you in the face god | 1074.08 | 4.16 |
i am pissed off yeah where are you at | 1076.48 | 3.76 |
i'm right pissed off yeah well freaking | 1078.24 | 3.439 |
greylings took me out | 1080.24 | 3.6 |
lickety-split i don't know what the hell | 1081.679 | 3.921 |
i'm doing when i fight them and they | 1083.84 | 3.52 |
were really far away and i wanted to be | 1085.6 | 2.72 |
in that adventure | 1087.36 | 4.0 |
man and now i can't be okay um | 1088.32 | 4.32 |
man i feel like i need to give you some | 1091.36 | 3.84 |
training son ah damn it i do would you | 1092.64 | 3.44 |
be down for that | 1095.2 | 2.08 |
would you be down you and me we'll go | 1096.08 | 2.719 |
into a black forest and i'll teach you | 1097.28 | 2.32 |
how to fight | 1098.799 | 3.521 |
i will be down with that as long as i | 1099.6 | 4.4 |
can call you mickey | 1102.32 | 4.0 |
sure you want me to call you rock yeah i | 1104.0 | 3.84 |
want to be rock i want to be that dumb | 1106.32 | 3.2 |
italian guy with the dog | 1107.84 | 3.6 |
all right so i'll call you rock yeah i'm | 1109.52 | 3.6 |
probably mickey come on nick and i'm | 1111.44 | 3.28 |
gonna i'm gonna teach you how to fight | 1113.12 | 3.28 |
all right you get a club and you get a | 1114.72 | 3.52 |
shield simon all right i'll do that make | 1116.4 | 3.84 |
i get it i'll get it going right there | 1118.24 | 6.0 |
you can go get a club at a steel rock | 1120.24 | 4.0 |
i'll get that all right i'm right on it | 1125.039 | 3.841 |
i just threw up in my mouth | 1127.6 | 2.72 |
yeah and you should be able to go back i | 1128.88 | 2.88 |
mean if they set up a portal hopefully | 1130.32 | 2.64 |
this one will activate | 1131.76 | 3.039 |
let's see if it's activated yet okay | 1132.96 | 3.52 |
well it's not now because i'm guessing | 1134.799 | 2.801 |
it would glow | 1136.48 | 3.28 |
no | 1137.6 | 2.16 |
needs come to the boat are we leaving | 1142.799 | 3.601 |
here though because | 1145.52 | 2.88 |
we're just going down we're just going | 1146.4 | 4.159 |
down | 1148.4 | 2.159 |
you know why i like to hear thick's full | 1153.12 | 4.08 |
plan because it's usually a bad plan | 1154.88 | 4.159 |
neebs we're gonna go further down the | 1157.2 | 4.16 |
shore where it's safer so we can build | 1159.039 | 5.281 |
an outpost repair the boat okay and have | 1161.36 | 3.52 |
beds | 1164.32 | 2.88 |
made and placed down and then we'll come | 1164.88 | 4.88 |
back and get some and stuff | 1167.2 | 4.64 |
actually we'll be able to to craft a | 1169.76 | 4.72 |
portal and simon should be able to | 1171.84 | 5.68 |
just come back get his stuff | 1174.48 | 5.36 |
okay you want me to steer the boat from | 1177.52 | 5.2 |
here from the mast | 1179.84 | 2.88 |
all right yeah pull your out simon | 1186.72 | 3.04 |
yeah i don't know how to | 1188.4 | 2.96 |
just put it in like your clubs in your | 1189.76 | 3.279 |
one slot your shield's in your two slots | 1191.36 | 3.52 |
yeah it's a michael yeah boom it's out | 1193.039 | 2.721 |
oh now it is | 1194.88 | 2.88 |
all right so all right now hey real | 1195.76 | 3.52 |
quick here's the trick you hit r | 1197.76 | 4.08 |
boom puts it away real easy hit r again | 1199.28 | 4.32 |
bam pulls them both right back out | 1201.84 | 4.56 |
okay okay all right i like that right so | 1203.6 | 4.48 |
now let me teach you right click right | 1206.4 | 2.72 |
click boom yeah | 1208.08 | 3.36 |
holds that shield up protects you yep i | 1209.12 | 3.84 |
think it's baby because i don't | 1211.44 | 3.2 |
i don't understand the whole like the | 1212.96 | 3.36 |
reticle thing i think i'm swinging where | 1214.64 | 3.2 |
i'm supposed to but that reticle is like | 1216.32 | 3.359 |
really tiny and i forget that it's even | 1217.84 | 2.24 |
there | 1219.679 | 3.041 |
oh don't even ignore the reticle what | 1220.08 | 4.24 |
yeah no it's not about the reticle it's | 1222.72 | 2.64 |
about where that club | 1224.32 | 2.96 |
well if i is that club gonna make | 1225.36 | 3.439 |
contact with something or not | 1227.28 | 3.279 |
okay but do they always have clubs | 1228.799 | 3.041 |
sometimes they're just waving around | 1230.559 | 2.24 |
their skinny hands | 1231.84 | 2.16 |
right what are you talking about | 1232.799 | 3.041 |
grayling's yeah yeah | 1234.0 | 3.039 |
yeah but what what are you talking about | 1235.84 | 2.64 |
the reticle well yeah i was talking | 1237.039 | 2.961 |
about the reticle meaning when i swing | 1238.48 | 3.199 |
at the cl when i swing the club i think | 1240.0 | 3.039 |
i have to have the reticle on the | 1241.679 | 3.12 |
grayling like right now my reticle's on | 1243.039 | 2.481 |
your head | 1244.799 | 2.161 |
yeah you don't have to have the reticle | 1245.52 | 3.6 |
on the gray what what the the | 1246.96 | 3.36 |
reticle there for | 1249.12 | 3.6 |
uh for bows and arrows oh so they show | 1250.32 | 3.92 |
it to me when i got a bat | 1252.72 | 3.52 |
but i'm not supposed to use it for the | 1254.24 | 3.439 |
bat all right | 1256.24 | 4.96 |
right that's stupid okay okay let's see | 1257.679 | 4.88 |
if we can find a gray lid i think i | 1261.2 | 3.52 |
thought i saw one over here let's head | 1262.559 | 3.441 |
in the black forest it wasn't | 1264.72 | 2.8 |
always hearing the black foreign i swear | 1266.0 | 3.28 |
i just killed one on the way and i used | 1267.52 | 2.639 |
the reticle and | 1269.28 | 2.72 |
then he died yeah but you didn't use the | 1270.159 | 3.201 |
reticle you just used your club | 1272.0 | 3.039 |
no i used the reticle i said oh maybe i | 1273.36 | 3.28 |
like this look at this bear over here | 1275.039 | 3.041 |
now the or what do you call this you | 1276.64 | 3.039 |
think that's a bear not a bear i | 1278.08 | 2.959 |
said all right listen to me i'm gonna | 1279.679 | 2.801 |
get this that's the board i'm gonna get | 1281.039 | 2.241 |
the boar | 1282.48 | 3.52 |
hey boar radical yeah but you don't have | 1283.28 | 3.759 |
to have the reticle | 1286.0 | 3.76 |
critical but it could just be near it | 1287.039 | 4.401 |
it's a it's a swing of a club | 1289.76 | 3.6 |
i beg it doesn't matter if the reticle | 1291.44 | 3.28 |
is on it i mean it helps | 1293.36 | 3.04 |
that you're facing it yeah i've been | 1294.72 | 3.439 |
dying left and right swinging this | 1296.4 | 2.639 |
bat | 1298.159 | 3.52 |
at everything i want to kill this deer | 1299.039 | 4.481 |
over here hey dear you want to die no no | 1301.679 | 3.681 |
no stay focused stay focused come with | 1303.52 | 2.72 |
me come with me | 1305.36 | 3.92 |
okay all right come in with me here | 1306.24 | 4.72 |
i just saw damn greenland you know what | 1309.28 | 3.04 |
stay right there stay right there let me | 1310.96 | 2.32 |
see if i can pull the grind | 1312.32 | 3.359 |
to you where's one come here up i see | 1313.28 | 4.16 |
one i see one coming at me | 1315.679 | 3.201 |
hey you're a little throwing stuff | 1317.44 | 3.119 |
going right back all right | 1318.88 | 2.88 |
all right let me have him let me have | 1320.559 | 3.841 |
him why okay because i want to teach you | 1321.76 | 3.279 |
i want you to | 1324.4 | 2.24 |
look at me for a second okay go ahead of | 1325.039 | 3.601 |
course he's on you hey hey hey hey bubba | 1326.64 | 3.919 |
right here right here i'm your guy all | 1328.64 | 3.76 |
right now take a look at what i'm doing | 1330.559 | 3.041 |
right i got my shield up | 1332.4 | 2.399 |
see now what you don't want to do you | 1333.6 | 2.16 |
don't want to run around you don't want | 1334.799 | 2.321 |
to drain your stamina you hold your | 1335.76 | 2.32 |
shield up and move | 1337.12 | 2.88 |
that's a troll simon oh wow that's a | 1338.08 | 4.0 |
troll that's a troll okay this was a | 1340.0 | 3.76 |
little bit more than uh we intended | 1342.08 | 3.28 |
yep i think it might have been i'm going | 1343.76 | 2.88 |
to teach you now i'm going to teach you | 1345.36 | 2.16 |
how to roll | 1346.64 | 2.96 |
see roll if you if you're holding right | 1347.52 | 3.76 |
click and you hit spacebar you can roll | 1349.6 | 2.16 |
simon | 1351.28 | 2.72 |
roll right into that yeah you don't want | 1351.76 | 3.84 |
to roll right into it when he's swinging | 1354.0 | 2.64 |
you want to roll away | 1355.6 | 2.88 |
okay watch this don't jump i mean | 1356.64 | 3.6 |
jumping's wasting stamina okay you're | 1358.48 | 3.04 |
right i'll roll | 1360.24 | 3.919 |
i can't roll i didn't do the right thing | 1361.52 | 3.519 |
roll | 1364.159 | 3.441 |
uh roll why would i do that look at i | 1365.039 | 4.081 |
just rolled right into his little | 1367.6 | 4.64 |
grassy butt no yeah watch out okay yeah | 1369.12 | 4.559 |
all right get your stamina up | 1372.24 | 3.52 |
okay stamina's up like i'm all right | 1373.679 | 4.48 |
check it out simon i'm about to do this | 1375.76 | 5.12 |
boom gave me some damn magic power damn | 1378.159 | 4.4 |
now can i all right can i hit f and get | 1380.88 | 2.88 |
magic powers too | 1382.559 | 2.721 |
nah you pray you did that a second ago | 1383.76 | 3.279 |
to cross the river i did should i hit | 1385.28 | 3.04 |
this guy in the toes | 1387.039 | 3.201 |
uh no like here's what we should do we | 1388.32 | 3.44 |
should surround it but boom when he's | 1390.24 | 2.319 |
about to hit | 1391.76 | 3.279 |
you roll you roll away oh no like now | 1392.559 | 4.081 |
roll sorry oh that went right through | 1395.039 | 3.601 |
him all right now hit him | 1396.64 | 4.24 |
and then roll oh god he hit me back all | 1398.64 | 3.36 |
right that was bad | 1400.88 | 3.52 |
that was bad | 1402.0 | 2.4 |
okay well that didn't work uh you're a | 1405.12 | 4.559 |
big guy i'm running oh | 1408.24 | 5.76 |
whoa you almost got me | 1409.679 | 7.661 |
oh god | 1414.0 | 7.14 |
[Laughter] | 1417.34 | 3.8 |
neebs need a hand uh yeah | 1422.08 | 5.44 |
i'll chop you fight all right okay that | 1425.12 | 3.52 |
guy's gone | 1427.52 | 3.92 |
all right i'm gonna quickly man i just | 1428.64 | 4.639 |
want to quickly build like a little hut | 1431.44 | 3.839 |
yeah okay here pick this up what do we | 1433.279 | 3.921 |
need to what do we need to build the | 1435.279 | 3.441 |
portal like that's important right | 1437.2 | 4.4 |
yeah give me a second i'm keeping an eye | 1438.72 | 3.28 |
we're | 1441.6 | 2.8 |
pretty clear you took time ah just | 1442.0 | 4.32 |
put some floor down put the floor down | 1444.4 | 4.72 |
like we made some beds yeah all right so | 1446.32 | 3.76 |
i can build a bed | 1449.12 | 2.48 |
you do your bed nice is that what we | 1450.08 | 3.28 |
want them for doraleous i got one there | 1451.6 | 2.4 |
we go | 1453.36 | 2.559 |
i got mine i made one all right now we | 1454.0 | 3.52 |
got to build some walls around this | 1455.919 | 3.681 |
while i build the portal you just put a | 1457.52 | 3.92 |
bed on my bed | 1459.6 | 3.84 |
i said i got it just do it i can make my | 1461.44 | 3.68 |
own bed i'm a big boy | 1463.44 | 4.88 |
time to build the portal yeah | 1465.12 | 5.36 |
yeah yeah we name it home is that what | 1468.32 | 4.959 |
it was yep set tag home | 1470.48 | 6.0 |
boom portal's down baby oh oh look at | 1473.279 | 4.561 |
that looking good | 1476.48 | 3.84 |
okay does it work now it works right | 1477.84 | 3.439 |
simon block | 1480.32 | 2.4 |
okay then roll you got your stuff back | 1481.279 | 3.441 |
hold on yeah i got you gave me that | 1482.72 | 4.559 |
thing hold on i gotta get what oh look | 1484.72 | 4.8 |
what | 1487.279 | 2.241 |
from another portal wow nice | 1490.08 | 5.36 |
hey okay so simon if you want your stuff | 1493.52 | 3.6 |
i imagine that portal probably takes you | 1495.44 | 2.56 |
to it yeah | 1497.12 | 2.88 |
i'm gonna do that and then i will need | 1498.0 | 3.84 |
continued training sir | 1500.0 | 4.32 |
thank you hello yeah i'll go with you | 1501.84 | 3.439 |
i'm going with you | 1504.32 | 3.359 |
guys everybody all right everybody's | 1505.279 | 4.0 |
going yeah this is great | 1507.679 | 3.921 |
oh trippy excuse me it's like a really | 1509.279 | 4.321 |
shitty kaleidoscope yeah these are poor | 1511.6 | 3.199 |
portable graphics | 1513.6 | 4.559 |
portals portholes | 1514.799 | 4.561 |
all right simon i'll take you to your | 1518.159 | 3.201 |
stuff let's go oh | 1519.36 | 4.64 |
let's go let's go rock all right mick | 1521.36 | 6.72 |
i'm mika yeah all right | 1524.0 | 6.96 |
neebs i have something for you i don't | 1528.08 | 4.4 |
know if you're gonna want it | 1530.96 | 4.24 |
but okay it's this wow that i got a | 1532.48 | 4.079 |
sledgehammer or something | 1535.2 | 3.28 |
wow that's two gifts this uh this | 1536.559 | 3.36 |
particular episode names | 1538.48 | 4.4 |
yes your special man you helped i did uh | 1539.919 | 5.281 |
i didn't give him a guy i gave him simon | 1542.88 | 4.56 |
you got two gifts oh wow i'm just | 1545.2 | 3.44 |
counting what everyone else gets | 1547.44 | 4.56 |
okay is this for free | 1548.64 | 3.36 |
is this for fighting or is this a tool | 1552.64 | 4.56 |
that is great for fighting especially a | 1555.6 | 4.64 |
large number of enemies oh yeah exactly | 1557.2 | 4.88 |
here in the house damn not in the house | 1560.24 | 3.36 |
yeah don't do this in a house | 1562.08 | 3.92 |
okay so like if uh go over there try it | 1563.6 | 8.24 |
out here go play in the woods | 1566.0 | 5.84 |
[Music] | 1573.9 | 3.349 |
[Laughter] | 1581.33 | 3.55 |
yep yeah what the hell is he getting | 1583.039 | 3.12 |
hurt i don't know | 1584.88 | 2.96 |
did he i'll wait you know what there is | 1586.159 | 3.12 |
a way to turn um | 1587.84 | 3.04 |
he must have hit the button did he hit | 1589.279 | 3.52 |
the car hit the damn button | 1590.88 | 3.2 |
there's a yeah there's a little button | 1592.799 | 3.521 |
here uh top right that says take damage | 1594.08 | 3.04 |
by other players | 1596.32 | 2.239 |
he must have just clicked it out of just | 1597.12 | 3.039 |
clicking things hadn't heard about that | 1598.559 | 2.161 |
everything | 1600.159 | 2.321 |
yeah he doesn't read things he just | 1600.72 | 4.72 |
pushes them readings | 1602.48 | 4.799 |
oh you're not i'm not near you sorry | 1605.44 | 4.16 |
sorry i heard something through my brain | 1607.279 | 3.921 |
no i heard it through the portal he's | 1609.6 | 3.28 |
back at the hook oh that's what it was | 1611.2 | 3.76 |
come on back simon learn to read there | 1612.88 | 4.399 |
you go let me read you learn to read | 1614.96 | 3.839 |
learn you learn to learn to read | 1617.279 | 4.081 |
you learn to redo it you learn | 1618.799 | 6.0 |
you learn to read push the nut | 1621.36 | 5.6 |
you | 1624.799 | 2.161 |
did you push the button again did you | 1631.039 | 3.201 |
push the button this time no | 1632.32 | 5.04 |
i just got out of the way | 1634.24 | 3.12 |
i don't know where the button is but | 1638.64 | 3.44 |
okay | 1639.84 | 2.24 |
just leave me alone people | 1642.96 | 12.88 |
[Music] | 1655.85 | 8.239 |
oh | 1666.84 | 3.0 |
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