ARK: Survival Ascended - Day One
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome to our first day in ARK: Survival Ascended! I gotta say, this video is my absolute favorite because you get to see us struggle and fail in True 4K Quality!
simon: Oh yeah, the struggle is real in this one! But hey, at least we look good failing in 4K, am I right?
appsro: Haha, you guys crack me up. But seriously, this video is my favorite because it's where we truly bond over our shared incompetence in surviving on this crazy island!
neebs: Incompetence is our middle name, Appsro! But hey, at least we have a good time doing it. And let's not forget the epic moment when we tamed that dodo bird!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| this is pretty yeah yeah it's real nice | 20.24 | 6.799 |
| who's leading the pack well gravity how | 23.76 | 5.72 |
| come Arc doesn't always start this way I | 27.039 | 4.08 |
| don't know because this is what battle | 29.48 | 3.8 |
| royale games start like that's true are | 31.119 | 4.401 |
| we going to battle royale it I guess hey | 33.28 | 3.4 |
| we should pick where we want to live | 35.52 | 2.92 |
| while we're up here hey I mean listen | 36.68 | 3.719 |
| there's some beautiful Coast right here | 38.44 | 4.279 |
| this is a nice little island yeah tell | 40.399 | 4.081 |
| you what nebes you lead the way we'll | 42.719 | 3.801 |
| follow you to wherever you land what | 44.48 | 6.88 |
| about this P peninsul do it just pick | 46.52 | 4.84 |
| it I'm looking at like a a huge beach | 57.96 | 5.279 |
| with a little tiny skinny Island right | 61.079 | 4.241 |
| beside it I see it | 63.239 | 4.321 |
| Yep this is going to take forever to | 65.32 | 5.119 |
| land it is we might have started | 67.56 | 5.199 |
| prematurely what if we cut our shoots oh | 70.439 | 5.32 |
| and just go into the water yeah uh I'm | 72.759 | 5.481 |
| down oh my God all right I forget which | 75.759 | 4.481 |
| one it is well we we should all be | 78.24 | 4.0 |
| together right yep come to me and these | 80.24 | 3.72 |
| waters are shark infested though this is | 82.24 | 3.44 |
| probably a bad idea you want go too deep | 83.96 | 5.08 |
| do you this is crazy I'm scared yeah | 85.68 | 6.439 |
| come on now uh is who's out farest right | 89.04 | 4.359 |
| now that's me I think I'm going to cut | 92.119 | 3.481 |
| my shoe all right did we say we knew | 93.399 | 4.561 |
| what was it X I think it's control we'll | 95.6 | 4.72 |
| see all right no that's punch I think | 97.96 | 6.56 |
| it's x x nope see nope is it zero again | 100.32 | 6.28 |
| oh boy what is it why so far out yeah | 104.52 | 3.879 |
| I'm plenty of far away I me yeah we | 106.6 | 2.839 |
| don't need to be this far out in the | 108.399 | 4.641 |
| damn ocean no not at all I'm fine right | 109.439 | 5.881 |
| here really can't remember what it is | 113.04 | 3.999 |
| probably a good thing oh it's space bar | 115.32 | 6.24 |
| space bar baby | 117.039 | 6.321 |
| come | 121.56 | 4.12 |
| on I'll see you the | 123.36 | 5.519 |
| Island com I see you oh this is this a | 125.68 | 4.999 |
| dolphin or a shark the dolphin you're | 128.879 | 4.641 |
| good good that's a no that's a dolphin | 130.679 | 5.401 |
| thank God no that's a whatever yeah man | 133.52 | 4.96 |
| I'm pretty far away you guys must be | 136.08 | 4.159 |
| real | 138.48 | 5.039 |
| bad oh boy summon yeah that was pretty | 140.239 | 6.921 |
| awesome yeah it was um I'm going up on | 143.519 | 5.44 |
| the beach where you at hey where there | 147.16 | 3.88 |
| sharks in the water no there was just | 148.959 | 4.601 |
| dolphin I didn't see a manay yeah be | 151.04 | 4.04 |
| careful with those all right I'm right | 153.56 | 5.679 |
| beside you zimon oh are you yeah oh good | 155.08 | 5.56 |
| now where's the others I'm right with | 159.239 | 4.161 |
| you I'm still under shoot shoot all | 160.64 | 5.08 |
| right I'm coming | 163.4 | 4.36 |
| down | 165.72 | 6.599 |
| baby stick it I'm doing | 167.76 | 4.559 |
| it oh I got to level up let's see if he | 172.519 | 4.601 |
| can get here without get eaten he not | 175.319 | 4.121 |
| going to get eaten woo hey there's my | 177.12 | 5.28 |
| mohawk look like a shark finan uh kind | 179.44 | 5.64 |
| of yeah yeah a little bit I wish if I | 182.4 | 5.559 |
| had a gun I'd shoot you right | 185.08 | 6.0 |
| now we're back in Ark baby yeah here we | 187.959 | 5.441 |
| go | 191.08 | 2.32 |
| again there he is he wants to eat us you | 195.599 | 6.0 |
| know it oh yeah I want to eat him yeah | 198.12 | 5.24 |
| we should eat him we don't even have any | 201.599 | 3.56 |
| weapons we don't we don't need them we | 203.36 | 3.959 |
| got all the fist look at this you think | 205.159 | 3.601 |
| we all gang up and | 207.319 | 4.321 |
| fist fist him let's fist him come on | 208.76 | 4.8 |
| let's fist him let's do it let's do | 211.64 | 5.04 |
| it come | 213.56 | 3.12 |
| on I think we're H each other D you okay | 220.56 | 6.44 |
| fine oh my God I miss you I love you I | 224.64 | 4.72 |
| need your body did we kill the Dow did | 227.0 | 5.159 |
| we knock him out no he's dead right um | 229.36 | 4.719 |
| D's hey we didn't kill the Dow he's | 232.159 | 3.92 |
| unconscious oh maybe we should tame him | 234.079 | 3.961 |
| just like me we need meat though oh yeah | 236.079 | 4.561 |
| we got meat right here tame that donate | 238.04 | 5.199 |
| me how how you going to make meat out of | 240.64 | 4.599 |
| it we don't even have a hatchet I'm | 243.239 | 3.961 |
| going to kill the dodo by doing this | 245.239 | 3.72 |
| yeah but he is right we need a tool yeah | 247.2 | 3.0 |
| what are you going to do well make a | 248.959 | 3.041 |
| tool I mean hell I already got wood you | 250.2 | 3.44 |
| guys don't have wooden Stone yet no I | 252.0 | 3.439 |
| didn't have time we I punched a dow in | 253.64 | 4.119 |
| the mouth all right well already got | 255.439 | 6.2 |
| wood hey man you all beat up that | 257.759 | 6.681 |
| sucked sucked somebody make a haget so | 261.639 | 4.401 |
| we can get meat so we can tame this guy | 264.44 | 4.319 |
| as a first tame oh you want him don't | 266.04 | 5.599 |
| you no I'm hungry you're hungry yeah | 268.759 | 3.961 |
| look at this | 271.639 | 3.681 |
| belly you think I don't need to eat I | 272.72 | 4.319 |
| guess it just seems I don't know | 275.32 | 2.84 |
| wouldn't it be cool to have a teame | 277.039 | 3.361 |
| already I mean I guess but all right | 278.16 | 3.72 |
| I'll see I I'll work on making a hatchet | 280.4 | 3.639 |
| o it's a drop am I hurt you can't get it | 281.88 | 4.48 |
| you're too low level oh really you can | 284.039 | 3.961 |
| try start | 286.36 | 4.44 |
| grinding what you chopping Simon do do | 288.0 | 4.96 |
| dodos get do we get meat by chopping | 290.8 | 4.72 |
| them not with a pickaxe I need an actual | 292.96 | 4.88 |
| it should give you meat | 295.52 | 5.56 |
| H when I look at my | 297.84 | 5.639 |
| I don't have any meat you sure you | 301.08 | 5.24 |
| chopped it I mean I'm swinging a damn | 303.479 | 5.361 |
| pickaxe at it and it was making noise | 306.32 | 3.76 |
| hey just keep chopping things till you | 308.84 | 3.48 |
| get meat okay all right I got the | 310.08 | 4.959 |
| narcoberries there you go let's see | 312.32 | 4.36 |
| access his inventory put the | 315.039 | 4.561 |
| blackberries in his | 316.68 | 6.56 |
| butt oh I got the meat yeah a boy bring | 319.6 | 6.12 |
| it all right throw the meat in this guy | 323.24 | 4.399 |
| right here H what's a good name for our | 325.72 | 4.72 |
| very first T what d | 327.639 | 5.321 |
| what was that I don't know did he have a | 330.44 | 5.44 |
| heat stroke it is hot out here yep it is | 332.96 | 6.359 |
| hot but shouldn't be dying from it hey | 335.88 | 7.0 |
| we did it hey look at this hey buddy Bo | 339.319 | 5.72 |
| oh he's coming to me our first family | 342.88 | 5.879 |
| member oh yeah who hits the hardest I | 345.039 | 7.481 |
| do so I think a good name for this would | 348.759 | 6.28 |
| be oh let's see I'm looking at his | 352.52 | 5.72 |
| colors something to do with fist or oh | 355.039 | 5.121 |
| little fisty little fisty | 358.24 | 5.399 |
| yeah this is little fisty little | 360.16 | 3.479 |
| [Music] | 363.69 | 6.39 |
| fisty hey is anyone on the beach near | 367.36 | 5.559 |
| the fire I didn't know we had a fire uh | 370.08 | 4.679 |
| yeah I got a fire on the beach oh | 372.919 | 6.28 |
| there's a baby dilophosaur oh a baby is | 374.759 | 6.641 |
| there a mama I don't see a mama so he's | 379.199 | 3.961 |
| right for the taken yeah just pick him | 381.4 | 3.76 |
| up I mean I already got one I got a | 383.16 | 3.879 |
| little fisty well yeah but that's fine | 385.16 | 3.64 |
| that's starting a little pack there you | 387.039 | 3.641 |
| go | 388.8 | 4.36 |
| but but it has to be taken care of yeah | 390.68 | 4.519 |
| just pick it up pick it up well it's not | 393.16 | 4.2 |
| just pick it up like I'll name it but I | 395.199 | 5.28 |
| have to feed it they're easy just give | 397.36 | 5.8 |
| them a little food they're | 400.479 | 2.681 |
| done you all right Simon um yeah but I'm | 404.28 | 6.88 |
| trying to hold on hold on what you going | 408.44 | 5.8 |
| to name him maybe little pinky baby dead | 411.16 | 6.2 |
| soon yeah baby dead soon that's good | 414.24 | 5.679 |
| level 60 though not bad also right now | 417.36 | 3.679 |
| we're not in a tribe do we want to make | 419.919 | 3.321 |
| a tribe yeah probably should I need to | 421.039 | 5.16 |
| have meat to feed this thing meat tribe | 423.24 | 5.519 |
| yeah I don't have any meat oh like that | 426.199 | 6.481 |
| I don't have any tribe tribe um meat | 428.759 | 7.241 |
| baby dead soon F yeah anyone have any | 432.68 | 5.519 |
| meat to feed the baby we got to get some | 436.0 | 4.599 |
| meat oh the baby wants food I mean you | 438.199 | 4.041 |
| would think it needs food is it going to | 440.599 | 3.72 |
| follow me what meat did you give fisty | 442.24 | 5.399 |
| over here uh I ain't giv fist [ __ ] might | 444.319 | 4.56 |
| be something right in the water here | 447.639 | 3.12 |
| let's see could we kill this guy right | 448.879 | 4.32 |
| here I'm going to get a fish yeah kill | 450.759 | 4.361 |
| that guy salmon I'm getting a fish no I | 453.199 | 4.201 |
| said there could be a few of us fine I | 455.12 | 4.759 |
| got a fish all right jice has a fish | 457.4 | 5.12 |
| sweet yeah put the fish on the fire no | 459.879 | 4.521 |
| just put in the baby put in the baby the | 462.52 | 3.6 |
| baby needs fish we want to feed the damn | 464.4 | 5.199 |
| baby okay fine feed the damn baby um | 466.12 | 4.359 |
| little | 469.599 | 3.361 |
| fisty I don't like it do I need it in my | 470.479 | 5.361 |
| hot bar no I think you need to put it in | 472.96 | 5.199 |
| you probably hold e access to baby's | 475.84 | 5.24 |
| inventory inside the baby yeah owner | 478.159 | 4.921 |
| Simon so I can't access the baby we need | 481.08 | 4.679 |
| to be the same tribe tribe all right | 483.08 | 5.559 |
| tribe of whatever we can change it at | 485.759 | 5.12 |
| any point nope whatever we do we're | 488.639 | 5.68 |
| sticking with it the hung | 490.879 | 7.961 |
| daddies the Dingle nuts okay Simon | 494.319 | 8.961 |
| what's your the BLTs BLTs and I'll say | 498.84 | 7.639 |
| the uh great we're going to take a vote | 503.28 | 6.879 |
| what about the BLS bacon lettuce and dir | 506.479 | 5.081 |
| I I just want to stay away from the | 510.159 | 4.88 |
| penis stuff I think what was yours dris | 511.56 | 6.159 |
| uh the Dingle nuts Dingle nuts ain't bad | 515.039 | 5.401 |
| that's close to a dick you're not wrong | 517.719 | 4.2 |
| there you go everyone's happy Dingle | 520.44 | 5.399 |
| nuts sure dve with the Dingle nuts the | 521.919 | 5.641 |
| Dingle nut tribe welcome to the Dingle | 525.839 | 4.601 |
| nut tribe little fisty yeah all right it | 527.56 | 5.08 |
| ate those up like right away they're | 530.44 | 4.44 |
| already gone go get some more fish okay | 532.64 | 4.96 |
| we did it long live the Dingle | 534.88 | 5.82 |
| nuts woo | 537.6 | 5.64 |
| [Music] | 540.7 | 5.86 |
| okay I'm let to get a little food on me | 543.24 | 4.88 |
| and uh yeah I want to try to find a | 546.56 | 3.2 |
| place to uh build our first base yeah | 548.12 | 3.08 |
| bring little fisty with us we'll go up | 549.76 | 3.319 |
| the beach yeah you know what yeah let's | 551.2 | 4.24 |
| go this way you got little fisty oh yeah | 553.079 | 4.681 |
| yeah little fisy on me got another one | 555.44 | 5.0 |
| yeah that's a Bigg great yeah you and | 557.76 | 4.6 |
| Simon I don't know uh hold down the fort | 560.44 | 4.36 |
| make food just just do whatever the hell | 562.36 | 4.08 |
| you want really so we're not building | 564.8 | 4.12 |
| here no if I build I want to find like a | 566.44 | 4.32 |
| nice spot one I go be like yeah just the | 568.92 | 4.039 |
| spot of building s take this take this | 570.76 | 6.24 |
| okay yeah it's uh it's me oh thank you | 572.959 | 7.56 |
| it's my meat from my corpse oh good I'll | 577.0 | 5.32 |
| cook you perfect I'm sure you'll be | 580.519 | 5.0 |
| delicious eat that | 582.32 | 7.199 |
| BL so yeah I think in abso yeah uh I | 585.519 | 5.601 |
| looked at the map at least we could be | 589.519 | 4.961 |
| closer to where this like Island meets | 591.12 | 5.64 |
| another Island oh yes we can have two | 594.48 | 4.28 |
| islands that we can take over you know | 596.76 | 4.199 |
| exactly want to be like landlocked back | 598.76 | 4.88 |
| there no why would we uh-uh oh look at | 600.959 | 5.0 |
| this guy forgot what they're called Moss | 603.64 | 5.12 |
| chops moss moss mops is that a MOS chops | 605.959 | 6.241 |
| cool looking huh hold up what I see | 608.76 | 5.56 |
| something that's what I'm say oh you see | 612.2 | 3.639 |
| that I mean you see what I'm seeing | 614.32 | 4.44 |
| right it's a tower is a tower well what | 615.839 | 6.321 |
| the flip and flip I don't know and | 618.76 | 7.0 |
| Beyond that's a tower Two | 622.16 | 6.2 |
| Towers oh I'm very hot right now feel | 625.76 | 4.4 |
| like we have to go there or should we | 628.36 | 4.76 |
| not I mean my curiosity is swi a little | 630.16 | 6.2 |
| closer yeah yeah yeah I'm with you what | 633.12 | 5.719 |
| is that | 636.36 | 2.479 |
| [Music] | 639.3 | 5.339 |
| what and L Bist is | 642.0 | 6.68 |
| dead I guess let's not go to the | 644.639 | 4.041 |
| tower s you hear that it's a gunfire | 649.32 | 5.56 |
| yeah I I don't know what's going on I'm | 652.399 | 4.801 |
| still trying to find this guy here he is | 654.88 | 4.199 |
| he's still trying to kill that guy yeah | 657.2 | 3.36 |
| how you throw there it is there's a | 659.079 | 4.601 |
| throw I'm going to throw uhhuh come | 660.56 | 6.719 |
| on not even close missed it y I don't | 663.68 | 7.48 |
| see the reticle oh yep how about | 667.279 | 7.321 |
| this no not even close I can pick these | 671.16 | 6.6 |
| things up though can I you can yep pick | 674.6 | 4.56 |
| up oh he | 677.76 | 6.12 |
| stop there he goes yeah you better run | 679.16 | 7.56 |
| that crazy oh that one's | 683.88 | 5.16 |
| stuck now he's got your spear that one | 686.72 | 3.88 |
| stuck | 689.04 | 4.52 |
| yeah yeah now he's got the spear [ __ ] | 690.6 | 5.919 |
| he's coming my way he's got your spear | 693.56 | 6.279 |
| zon get him he's taunting you get him I | 696.519 | 5.921 |
| got your Spears you'll never see those | 699.839 | 6.401 |
| Spears again no I won't that's | 702.44 | 3.8 |
| fine oh is that you door yeah what are | 707.079 | 5.721 |
| you doing you hiding under a a branch I | 710.6 | 4.72 |
| am um CU you never know dude it was one | 712.8 | 4.719 |
| of the uh I want to | 715.32 | 4.519 |
| kill what did you just have a stroke oh | 717.519 | 3.76 |
| this thing do they give hi they don't | 719.839 | 3.081 |
| give hide do they no I think you get | 721.279 | 2.921 |
| kiten from these guys that's what you | 722.92 | 3.68 |
| get we don't need that yet but great | 724.2 | 4.52 |
| yeah look at that I love it I wish you | 726.6 | 4.2 |
| could be cool if you could just ride it | 728.72 | 3.72 |
| you know what I mean oh like surf on it | 730.8 | 3.88 |
| yeah surf across the beach on these yeah | 732.44 | 5.28 |
| that'd be slow but get him some cocaine | 734.68 | 5.0 |
| yeah man any chance you think I can get | 737.72 | 5.2 |
| my stuff back no oh it's out there in | 739.68 | 5.76 |
| the water if you stayed underwater but | 742.92 | 4.0 |
| you probably died underwater you were | 745.44 | 3.839 |
| underwater weren't you I was in the | 746.92 | 3.84 |
| water but I was on top of the water oh | 749.279 | 4.441 |
| got you going for it where are the guns | 750.76 | 4.56 |
| so there's guns on this thing I don't I | 753.72 | 3.28 |
| didn't see where they were at oh I see | 755.32 | 4.28 |
| it's on the other side oh yeah it's like | 757.0 | 5.279 |
| a turret mounted up front but you could | 759.6 | 5.88 |
| you're safe where you are seemed to be | 762.279 | 6.12 |
| hold on gun can't see me back here that | 765.48 | 5.24 |
| gun's stupid can we get in there I'm | 768.399 | 7.601 |
| about to find out here we go what is | 770.72 | 9.08 |
| this Stone owner CJ who the hell is CJ | 776.0 | 6.8 |
| CJ CJ I heard you whisper that across | 779.8 | 3.839 |
| the | 782.8 | 3.52 |
| water oh there's the turret what's this | 783.639 | 7.0 |
| say seriously Tom stay out who's Tom I | 786.32 | 7.079 |
| don't know from Facebook yeah no one | 790.639 | 4.64 |
| ever liked | 793.399 | 4.401 |
| him oh | 795.279 | 5.201 |
| oh I thought we established it was on | 797.8 | 5.0 |
| that | 800.48 | 2.32 |
| side oh was Myspace was Tom | 803.0 | 5.12 |
| [Applause] | 806.7 | 4.54 |
| Myspace what are you chasing now uh I I | 808.12 | 5.56 |
| need oh [ __ ] am I I'm burning up again | 811.24 | 4.64 |
| I'm trying to papa needs a a new pair of | 813.68 | 4.399 |
| shoes yeah you burn up I built this | 815.88 | 5.0 |
| little Shack yeah it's cooler in here I | 818.079 | 4.2 |
| do have clothes though you know what | 820.88 | 4.44 |
| this guy's slow oh wait don't kill that | 822.279 | 6.161 |
| why is that a moss chops uh I don't know | 825.32 | 4.92 |
| I'm coming hold on yeah it's a moss | 828.44 | 3.8 |
| chops yeah all right what does it say it | 830.24 | 5.48 |
| wants to eat uh it says put tinter Berry | 832.24 | 7.279 |
| in the last slot to feed really yeah it | 835.72 | 7.16 |
| hold on do I have any tin berries tin b | 839.519 | 6.76 |
| boom boom um I'm going to level up I'm | 842.88 | 5.199 |
| going to level up my | 846.279 | 5.081 |
| fortitude a little bit more okay I fed | 848.079 | 7.961 |
| him good I'm still hungry are you hot | 851.36 | 8.039 |
| I'm hot I need shoes how hot are you | 856.04 | 6.64 |
| pretty hot are you going to die no okay | 859.399 | 4.88 |
| I don't think I made the shack over | 862.68 | 4.719 |
| there okay good Shack all right maybe | 864.279 | 5.601 |
| you could help me kill | 867.399 | 4.12 |
| something what do you want what are you | 869.88 | 5.399 |
| killing for uh for hide and for meat for | 871.519 | 6.521 |
| hide and meat kill Dills yeah I listen I | 875.279 | 6.24 |
| haven't seen dillow uh-huh and my food | 878.04 | 5.919 |
| is going down all right whatever man | 881.519 | 4.961 |
| what's that thing running over there | 883.959 | 5.921 |
| um oh he just knocked me yep now what | 886.48 | 5.84 |
| did he hit oh [ __ ] he's going to kill me | 889.88 | 4.959 |
| I'm I'm hurt I'm very | 892.32 | 5.68 |
| hurt wow where is he he's over there | 894.839 | 5.161 |
| he's close to you okay good he's just | 898.0 | 3.759 |
| all right he's just beat DP over there I | 900.0 | 4.0 |
| should be dead right now I'm actually | 901.759 | 4.601 |
| probably going to die probably bleeding | 904.0 | 5.639 |
| very very much so D I hope you don't me | 906.36 | 5.64 |
| too I can't make the bed yet what was he | 909.639 | 4.841 |
| attacking he was attacking me I mean I | 912.0 | 4.36 |
| just walked by him and then he hit me I | 914.48 | 4.52 |
| saw him smack a small animal around yeah | 916.36 | 4.919 |
| well I have no idea what happened | 919.0 | 6.0 |
| oh ah | 921.279 | 3.721 |
| summon | 927.959 | 4.601 |
| what are you doing I think I made a | 929.72 | 5.239 |
| pickaxe this time okay so I'm just going | 932.56 | 3.8 |
| to swim across I'm going to pickaxe the | 934.959 | 3.68 |
| wall open okay it's going to take a | 936.36 | 4.919 |
| while right maybe I don't know I can | 938.639 | 4.44 |
| help you but I don't we'll see what | 941.279 | 5.24 |
| happens with this go okay all right yeah | 943.079 | 5.361 |
| I'm okay you can talk like a normal | 946.519 | 4.601 |
| human don't be mad at me I want to know | 948.44 | 4.959 |
| what's in this damn Tower what's up top | 951.12 | 4.8 |
| is it a bail is a quasim moto sitting up | 953.399 | 5.56 |
| there with his hump is it Tom is it Tom | 955.92 | 6.52 |
| from Myspace and Quasimoto just | 958.959 | 5.081 |
| humping | 962.44 | 5.12 |
| okay here we go here we go let's see can | 964.04 | 7.919 |
| I jump over there no I can't go can't go | 967.56 | 6.32 |
| this way I'll | 971.959 | 3.601 |
| die I be able | 973.88 | 4.639 |
| [Music] | 975.56 | 8.639 |
| to all right what if I just hit | 978.519 | 5.68 |
| this how's it looking a yeah this will | 985.56 | 4.759 |
| take this will take forever not like | 988.12 | 4.959 |
| even both of us yeah I've been smacking | 990.319 | 5.52 |
| this thing for well like 15 seconds I | 993.079 | 5.281 |
| haven't even touched it help what if I | 995.839 | 4.641 |
| ran what do you mean ran like completely | 998.36 | 3.8 |
| around you know just like ran into the | 1000.48 | 4.64 |
| door before it shot me I'd love to I'd | 1002.16 | 5.159 |
| love to see a try here I go here I go | 1005.12 | 5.519 |
| here I go go go go go | 1007.319 | 3.32 |
| go how'd that | 1010.839 | 8.44 |
| go sumon hey Bo you back yeah just got | 1014.199 | 8.281 |
| my body you got your stuff uh no I'm | 1019.279 | 6.201 |
| just going to drop it and now access it | 1022.48 | 5.28 |
| no wait hold on look that when you see | 1025.48 | 4.64 |
| these you got to get them cuz uh Kiton | 1027.76 | 5.199 |
| come here come here baby there we go all | 1030.12 | 5.559 |
| right chip hold on chip got my stuff | 1032.959 | 6.84 |
| back hey this is Chip chop okay hey chip | 1035.679 | 6.681 |
| chop chip chop move buddy trying to chip | 1039.799 | 6.601 |
| chop okay chip chop you got to put chip | 1042.36 | 5.92 |
| Chop on the setting yeah oh look at his | 1046.4 | 4.04 |
| little feet PRS isn't that the cutest | 1048.28 | 3.92 |
| little thing you've ever seen little | 1050.44 | 4.479 |
| chip chop feet yeah pretty cute okay | 1052.2 | 4.68 |
| these guys don't even need ride that | 1054.919 | 5.321 |
| sucker yeah that's pretty awesome so I'm | 1056.88 | 5.48 |
| not sure what they're good at Gathering | 1060.24 | 3.72 |
| but let's go test it out wait a second | 1062.36 | 4.439 |
| Tinto berries um is that all you need | 1063.96 | 6.44 |
| what tinos or sberry to to freaking I | 1066.799 | 5.401 |
| want one of those each one's different | 1070.4 | 3.68 |
| it' be like taming a person well I need | 1072.2 | 5.52 |
| chocolate cake or oh carrot cake okay | 1074.08 | 7.28 |
| they got their own taste that's | 1077.72 | 3.64 |
| fun | 1082.159 | 4.841 |
| d i spawned it on the other side of the | 1084.08 | 5.76 |
| tower oh damn so what are you going to | 1087.0 | 5.039 |
| do man I don't know I can't I mean | 1089.84 | 3.76 |
| obviously can't approach this damn thing | 1092.039 | 3.081 |
| it's impossible feel like we got to | 1093.6 | 3.84 |
| leave that Tower alone for now yeah come | 1095.12 | 4.76 |
| back to it when we got rocket launchers | 1097.44 | 6.28 |
| yes oh man now I'm trapped over here man | 1099.88 | 6.159 |
| look at these storm clouds dude they | 1103.72 | 4.88 |
| look great don't they yeah like it looks | 1106.039 | 6.841 |
| really really cool wow are we uh we head | 1108.6 | 6.52 |
| back well feel like I didn't accomplish | 1112.88 | 4.6 |
| anything I but I'm already here I kind | 1115.12 | 3.76 |
| of feel like I want to keep going up the | 1117.48 | 4.679 |
| beach see if there's a spot bu build a | 1118.88 | 5.84 |
| place I'm going up the beach this side | 1122.159 | 4.161 |
| okay yeah try to catch up with me watch | 1124.72 | 2.84 |
| out for that | 1126.32 | 4.16 |
| [Music] | 1127.56 | 5.2 |
| Tower I didn't register what you was | 1130.48 | 5.319 |
| saying about the baby like my baby oh I | 1132.76 | 4.68 |
| didn't know it was the baby I just I | 1135.799 | 3.321 |
| just saw that thing hit in a small small | 1137.44 | 4.76 |
| animal yeah I they kill your baby so oh | 1139.12 | 7.4 |
| yeah the B baby's dead oh man and I and | 1142.2 | 8.08 |
| I I cared Believe It or Not didn't seem | 1146.52 | 6.32 |
| like it cuz you named it what dead soon | 1150.28 | 6.32 |
| but dead soon the the longer it lived | 1152.84 | 5.76 |
| the more I was like man maybe it's not | 1156.6 | 4.36 |
| going to be dead as soon as I thought | 1158.6 | 4.88 |
| but then it did exactly what I thought | 1160.96 | 5.959 |
| it would do it would die soon and how's | 1163.48 | 6.76 |
| that make you feel sad sad okay yeah I'm | 1166.919 | 6.24 |
| sad all right um you know I mean you got | 1170.24 | 4.559 |
| you got something there like you got you | 1173.159 | 4.361 |
| got your pet I feel like I need a pet | 1174.799 | 5.76 |
| yeah chip chop chip chops uh I didn't | 1177.52 | 4.6 |
| give him a name that sets him up for | 1180.559 | 4.801 |
| failure though it's true the next name | 1182.12 | 6.679 |
| is going to be something like Immortal | 1185.36 | 5.08 |
| oh no I was going to say like dead like | 1188.799 | 5.401 |
| next Dead next next week Dead next week | 1190.44 | 5.479 |
| huh | 1194.2 | 5.719 |
| yeah nice one shit's got better in this | 1195.919 | 8.0 |
| one you know that's what everyone's | 1199.919 | 4.0 |
| saying all right I'm thinking like right | 1204.32 | 5.239 |
| down here yeah it's not bad yeah just | 1206.679 | 5.321 |
| cuz I want to have access to the water | 1209.559 | 4.48 |
| yeah water is important yeah and this | 1212.0 | 4.36 |
| this is early game we can always | 1214.039 | 5.401 |
| move did you fall uh yeah I just jumped | 1216.36 | 5.6 |
| in it's all good okay the floating rocks | 1219.44 | 5.52 |
| are weirding me out man floating yeah | 1221.96 | 4.68 |
| floating oh and that's a that's a pretty | 1224.96 | 3.719 |
| good Sunset I feel like they're not | 1226.64 | 4.399 |
| floating uh the ones in my some of my | 1228.679 | 5.801 |
| screen are oh oh yeah that's pretty good | 1231.039 | 5.88 |
| view right there with the sun going down | 1234.48 | 5.04 |
| some pretty sunset okay yeah I don't | 1236.919 | 4.321 |
| hate it yeah I'm going to build right | 1239.52 | 3.84 |
| here okay this is first spot all right | 1241.24 | 5.12 |
| I'll start taking stuff down and we'll | 1243.36 | 5.84 |
| have a nice nice beautiful evening yep | 1246.36 | 8.08 |
| uh-oh Cy compy oh we need to meet is he | 1249.2 | 7.88 |
| dodging did you see that son of [ __ ] is | 1254.44 | 6.56 |
| a Dodge St damn it get it oh God don't | 1257.08 | 5.4 |
| get me I don't want to get you you're | 1261.0 | 4.039 |
| you're such a fat little rund oh no | 1262.48 | 4.84 |
| there's more bowling | 1265.039 | 6.441 |
| B freaking to get there you go there you | 1267.32 | 7.28 |
| go all right welcome party more like | 1271.48 | 7.72 |
| dinner exactly let's chop them | 1274.6 | 4.6 |
| [Music] | 1285.71 | 4.81 |
| up | 1287.52 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1291.64 | 3.6 |
| [Applause] | 1293.27 | 5.85 |
| hey nees hey um I kind of want to do | 1295.24 | 5.64 |
| some science but only if you want to | 1299.12 | 5.48 |
| help me um you got a club no I have a | 1300.88 | 6.6 |
| spear yeah know okay make a club if you | 1304.6 | 4.959 |
| got wood uh I don't know if I learned to | 1307.48 | 3.96 |
| make a club yeah well it's easy you just | 1309.559 | 4.081 |
| click the ingrams my G I'm kind of | 1311.44 | 4.4 |
| waiting for to unlock other stuff you | 1313.64 | 4.48 |
| know really are you holding your like | 1315.84 | 4.199 |
| serious how many ingrams do you have | 1318.12 | 3.559 |
| it's going to make you happy how many do | 1320.039 | 3.441 |
| you have eight does that sound like a | 1321.679 | 3.961 |
| lot you only have eight yeah all right | 1323.48 | 5.92 |
| do that do the club did it for thank you | 1325.64 | 5.039 |
| don't think I'm going to forget this | 1329.4 | 4.0 |
| moment I want to take that you see that | 1330.679 | 4.24 |
| blue what are they called that | 1333.4 | 3.759 |
| pteranodons uh the little the little | 1334.919 | 5.0 |
| guys you know the little guys there's a | 1337.159 | 5.52 |
| baby you see this one over here uh-huh | 1339.919 | 6.441 |
| there's this one whatever this thing is | 1342.679 | 7.081 |
| has a baby oh I want to knock this thing | 1346.36 | 6.319 |
| out and tame it and then see if the baby | 1349.76 | 4.96 |
| automatically becomes ours because we've | 1352.679 | 5.12 |
| tamed Mama gotcha okay well I got to if | 1354.72 | 5.0 |
| I don't know you saw how you did that | 1357.799 | 4.161 |
| last one you couldn't catch it I | 1359.72 | 4.199 |
| understand that you and I beating this | 1361.96 | 4.92 |
| thing together it's weird that you think | 1363.919 | 4.801 |
| the outcome would be different we would | 1366.88 | 4.159 |
| have a good chance what do you mean you | 1368.72 | 4.199 |
| didn't help me you couldn't get it with | 1371.039 | 4.441 |
| throwing a spear you didn't help me last | 1372.919 | 4.041 |
| time now you're going to get it with a | 1375.48 | 3.679 |
| club it's weird you're comp comparing | 1376.96 | 4.24 |
| last time me doing it alone and you | 1379.159 | 5.0 |
| watching to me asking you to help it's | 1381.2 | 5.32 |
| really weird that you're doing that I | 1384.159 | 5.0 |
| feel like my science is solid here I | 1386.52 | 4.44 |
| feel like you're being an idiot because | 1389.159 | 3.201 |
| I'm asking you to help me and you're | 1390.96 | 3.8 |
| comparing it to when you didn't help me | 1392.36 | 4.08 |
| you couldn't catch something when you | 1394.76 | 4.6 |
| were throwing things at it help me and I | 1396.44 | 5.52 |
| was throwing them very poorly gotcha I'm | 1399.36 | 4.679 |
| building a club cuz I support you and | 1401.96 | 4.16 |
| I'm your friend thank you but honestly | 1404.039 | 4.441 |
| though people can who are watching | 1406.12 | 4.96 |
| you're going to realize yes yep I think | 1408.48 | 4.96 |
| I just put a blueprint in my freaking | 1411.08 | 5.68 |
| hot bar you sure | 1413.44 | 3.32 |
| [Music] | 1417.42 | 7.619 |
| did hey you okay yeah why I know you | 1421.36 | 6.84 |
| just look grumpy or sad or oh no I'm | 1425.039 | 5.201 |
| overweight and not like yeah yeah I'm | 1428.2 | 3.88 |
| also like overweight but I'm like I got | 1430.24 | 3.319 |
| too much but now you're you're carrying | 1432.08 | 4.28 |
| a bunch of stuff yeah that was silly | 1433.559 | 4.48 |
| yeah well I mean what it used to look | 1436.36 | 3.76 |
| like you just just ran slow yeah it's | 1438.039 | 3.681 |
| true this is better so this is an | 1440.12 | 3.24 |
| improvement it is and then I can like | 1441.72 | 3.88 |
| slink off into the woods like a creep | 1443.36 | 3.799 |
| like you should be able to just roll off | 1445.6 | 4.4 |
| into the woods I'll see you later yeah | 1447.159 | 6.711 |
| that's creepy that's | 1450.0 | 6.36 |
| [Music] | 1453.87 | 4.97 |
| yeah and then I can hide no one can see | 1456.36 | 5.36 |
| me we can I because you know where I am | 1458.84 | 4.4 |
| well I mean you still if you didn't know | 1461.72 | 3.36 |
| where I was you wouldn't be able to see | 1463.24 | 3.88 |
| me well you you say you're hiding but | 1465.08 | 4.079 |
| it's just flat ground here so but yeah | 1467.12 | 4.52 |
| if there was okay I'd blend in you you | 1469.159 | 5.64 |
| do like a chameleon all right let's see | 1471.64 | 4.72 |
| I want to craft some | 1474.799 | 4.921 |
| more foundations yeah here we go here we | 1476.36 | 5.24 |
| go get a bunch of them yeah I'll I'll | 1479.72 | 3.72 |
| put some stuff in this chest for you do | 1481.6 | 4.24 |
| it yeah I'm going | 1483.44 | 6.08 |
| to ready ready we're going to stop on | 1485.84 | 5.28 |
| we're going to be on opposite sides of | 1489.52 | 3.92 |
| it so hopefully if it's back and forth | 1491.12 | 4.679 |
| yep you ready who's going to go first | 1493.44 | 3.839 |
| we're both going to go at the same time | 1495.799 | 8.201 |
| we are yep 1 2 3 go go go go now he's | 1497.279 | 10.681 |
| running stay on him on him on him yep oh | 1504.0 | 7.36 |
| he's stuck yes he is this may have | 1507.96 | 8.079 |
| worked yes come on baby F back come oh | 1511.36 | 8.199 |
| my God got him your idea worked it did | 1516.039 | 5.601 |
| can't believe it I know will you please | 1519.559 | 4.48 |
| just shut up and and stop ruining it | 1521.64 | 5.88 |
| he's dead he's dead oh [ __ ] but | 1524.039 | 4.801 |
| you know what that means | 1527.52 | 4.2 |
| what means the baby's yours yeah well | 1528.84 | 4.959 |
| where's the baby I really I don't know | 1531.72 | 4.64 |
| the baby grows up I wanted the baby with | 1533.799 | 4.36 |
| the mama cuz I was hoping the mama would | 1536.36 | 4.319 |
| take care of the baby no that was the | 1538.159 | 4.041 |
| part of the science I was really | 1540.679 | 4.161 |
| interested in not find the baby search | 1542.2 | 3.44 |
| is | 1544.84 | 4.12 |
| on help me find the | 1545.64 | 7.759 |
| baby just look around hey and find the | 1548.96 | 7.52 |
| baby how far could it have gone is | 1553.399 | 6.241 |
| probably dead already let's just move on | 1556.48 | 5.199 |
| come man you know it you know it's going | 1559.64 | 5.0 |
| to die anyway let's just let it die all | 1561.679 | 4.88 |
| right let it go it's the it's the main | 1564.64 | 3.88 |
| thing to do nope I'm going to look until | 1566.559 | 3.84 |
| I find that baby letting that baby | 1568.52 | 4.48 |
| Starve is the right thing to do oh I can | 1570.399 | 7.841 |
| found it oh yay here he comes don't run | 1573.0 | 9.159 |
| I love you yeah got him there we go good | 1578.24 | 6.159 |
| for you nibs okay I'm calling don't run | 1582.159 | 4.561 |
| I love | 1584.399 | 2.321 |
| you | 1587.24 | 3.0 |
| I'm sorry I I completely quit working | 1594.039 | 5.041 |
| just so I could look like this is | 1596.6 | 5.24 |
| gorgeous yeah this is really the clouds | 1599.08 | 4.8 |
| and then the uh the obelis the light | 1601.84 | 5.0 |
| hitting the clouds and the damn lighting | 1603.88 | 5.679 |
| it's a good spot too yeah to see all | 1606.84 | 5.68 |
| this magic this is going to work we back | 1609.559 | 4.081 |
| in this | 1612.52 | 2.639 |
| [ __ ] | 1613.64 | 3.6 |
| yeah | 1615.159 | 5.081 |
| yeah | 1617.24 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1633.51 | 5.44 |
| d | 1647.159 | 3.0 |
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