Ark Breeding for Dummies by Dummies.
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Ark Breeding for Dummies by Dummies! And of course, we're the dummies in question here.
simon: That's right, Neebs! Breeding dinos has never been more confusing and chaotic, but somehow we manage to make it work.
appsro: I still can't believe we're the go-to experts on breeding in Ark Survival Evolved. Who would have thought?
neebs: Well, when you have us three dummies trying to figure it out, anything is possible. That's why this is definitely our favorite video!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| Simon you know what time it is it's time | 0.359 | 5.281 |
| for some love making we love making time | 2.399 | 5.881 |
| I'm so excited about this yeah so are | 5.64 | 5.4 |
| they whoops um yeah you know it my God | 8.28 | 4.859 |
| they're doing it now and we're watching | 11.04 | 3.9 |
| we're in the middle oh you know how this | 13.139 | 3.9 |
| goes I feel like I should be uh | 14.94 | 4.98 |
| crouching ah yeah maybe I don't know in | 17.039 | 5.16 |
| the corner in the corner yeah well the | 19.92 | 4.199 |
| corner is a good place to watch isn't it | 22.199 | 3.721 |
| yeah I'm just kind of like supporting | 24.119 | 4.381 |
| and you know yeah I was doing it more in | 25.92 | 4.92 |
| a creepy way yeah for sure somewhat | 28.5 | 4.32 |
| enjoying it but not like enjoying it | 30.84 | 4.08 |
| like that yeah I'm just happy they're | 32.82 | 4.38 |
| happy and it's fun to get our clan going | 34.92 | 4.44 |
| again you know yeah no it's gonna be | 37.2 | 4.379 |
| nice we need some strength before we | 39.36 | 3.96 |
| know it you know The Offspring of this | 41.579 | 3.841 |
| will be potentially making love with its | 43.32 | 6.02 |
| mother yep all that weird stuff | 45.42 | 3.92 |
| and here we go oh good job and a poop | 51.5 | 7.059 |
| with it oh nice that's good luck you | 56.219 | 3.961 |
| know it is good luck | 58.559 | 5.221 |
| efficient work y'all yep yeah efficient | 60.18 | 7.159 |
| romance very nice | 63.78 | 3.559 |
| [Music] | 74.86 | 3.29 |
| good eyes on Raptors see Raptors yeah | 86.34 | 4.74 |
| look I don't like it up here I mean I | 88.979 | 3.421 |
| know we want to explore but I think | 91.08 | 2.82 |
| Simon was up here not too long ago and | 92.4 | 3.719 |
| he got killed by ravagers yeah but | 93.9 | 4.44 |
| that's Simon right yeah face is right | 96.119 | 3.661 |
| down there we ought to be able to fly | 98.34 | 4.08 |
| out of any situation flag oh God see | 99.78 | 4.199 |
| neebs let's get up high and look around | 102.42 | 3.18 |
| we didn't need to you had ravagers | 103.979 | 3.481 |
| looking at you they're right there | 105.6 | 3.659 |
| my tree I'm gonna kill this rock can you | 107.46 | 4.019 |
| see me yeah I see up there the ravages | 109.259 | 3.72 |
| are stuck by the way they're really dumb | 111.479 | 3.121 |
| okay they're where at the bottom of the | 112.979 | 2.701 |
| tree they're at the bottom of the tree | 114.6 | 2.64 |
| caught between a rock and the tree | 115.68 | 4.5 |
| you're on man there's a whole wait | 117.24 | 5.4 |
| there's a oh wait what this isn't the | 120.18 | 3.719 |
| lake where we used to live is it | 122.64 | 5.58 |
| probably that blows my mind how we went | 123.899 | 5.821 |
| so far to get here and there's a | 128.22 | 3.54 |
| shortcut we gotta check that out just to | 129.72 | 3.96 |
| verify right yeah but I think it's the | 131.76 | 3.3 |
| other end of the lake where we were | 133.68 | 4.62 |
| staying I know but that's crazy we could | 135.06 | 5.819 |
| bring the boat over here and like oh | 138.3 | 5.4 |
| okay no where are you right right | 140.879 | 4.44 |
| under the bottom of the damn tree you're | 143.7 | 4.2 |
| on promise no I'm trying to fly okay | 145.319 | 4.261 |
| flying out of here where are you going | 147.9 | 3.66 |
| it's just back towards the river where | 149.58 | 4.019 |
| base is okay well I'm gonna go get the | 151.56 | 3.72 |
| boat and I'm gonna bring it back over | 153.599 | 3.661 |
| there I'll go help you I just gotta we | 155.28 | 4.2 |
| gotta kill the ravagers okay gotcha I'll | 157.26 | 3.479 |
| wait are you gonna come down here and | 159.48 | 3.6 |
| help me kill the Ramadan yep I'm on my | 160.739 | 5.421 |
| way let's do it | 163.08 | 3.08 |
| it's gonna be a minute yeah longer than | 166.56 | 3.72 |
| I remember actually guys ravagers coming | 168.48 | 5.039 |
| in coming in crap okay hold on am I | 170.28 | 4.92 |
| bleeding what's going on are they still | 173.519 | 4.5 |
| on you uh well he bit me did he run he | 175.2 | 5.039 |
| was just on me I think he bit me and ran | 178.019 | 4.8 |
| what is this yo bite and run they never | 180.239 | 6.121 |
| do that heads up where are they uh they | 182.819 | 5.221 |
| were right up you see this little uh | 186.36 | 4.019 |
| River up here right here Dora yeah they | 188.04 | 4.68 |
| were up River okay I'm gonna go get them | 190.379 | 4.741 |
| I'm gonna go with you so let's take care | 192.72 | 4.2 |
| of them then we can make our way to the | 195.12 | 4.399 |
| boat really oh he slipped around what | 196.92 | 5.039 |
| slipped around he's super sneaky that | 199.519 | 4.841 |
| was sneaky good Lord you won't get away | 201.959 | 4.56 |
| sir there he is at the bottom of the | 204.36 | 5.34 |
| river yeah all right there we go dunzo | 206.519 | 4.921 |
| snakes do you want me to check a little | 209.7 | 3.66 |
| bit ahead for you anyway well I tell you | 211.44 | 4.2 |
| what since uh you guys already have the | 213.36 | 4.68 |
| egg already right yeah can we take spina | 215.64 | 5.519 |
| bifida oh we don't need to find a bit | 218.04 | 4.979 |
| but there were warriors no I need spinal | 221.159 | 3.241 |
| bifida I'm not going to climb a tree | 223.019 | 3.0 |
| like a monkey and fly back every 10 | 224.4 | 2.759 |
| minutes what's wrong with my case | 226.019 | 3.241 |
| because we can't fight a ravager there's | 227.159 | 3.36 |
| another Rapture over here you don't have | 229.26 | 2.94 |
| to fight the ravager you can just fly | 230.519 | 3.36 |
| around like a monkey no because that's | 232.2 | 4.259 |
| so fun no I want to take a spino and | 233.879 | 4.92 |
| bite the ravager's head off whose utter | 236.459 | 4.56 |
| is this the Otter's acting crazy just | 238.799 | 5.58 |
| kill it nope somebody's angry today a | 241.019 | 5.401 |
| little bit more Angry than usual you | 244.379 | 5.161 |
| better be so freaking careful yeah I'll | 246.42 | 4.319 |
| be careful with it it's just for | 249.54 | 4.199 |
| ravagers and Raptors Dora okay there we | 250.739 | 5.701 |
| go this is better don't take any | 253.739 | 4.021 |
| you have a needs for that I don't know | 256.44 | 3.0 |
| why you need them okay I'll tell you | 257.76 | 3.24 |
| what if we run into ravagers needs I'll | 259.44 | 3.08 |
| just let you fight them here we go | 261.0 | 4.699 |
| problem solved | 262.52 | 5.08 |
| all right | 265.699 | 4.241 |
| they're coming in yep I'm gonna back off | 267.6 | 4.14 |
| and let you handle it oh boy here we go | 269.94 | 5.759 |
| look rocks rocks whoa okay oh boy yep | 271.74 | 6.84 |
| kill me yep hold on check it off check | 275.699 | 4.261 |
| it again Shake It Off I got them they | 278.58 | 3.42 |
| fly out of here I got them I would have | 279.96 | 4.94 |
| been flying fly out of here | 282.0 | 5.99 |
| [Applause] | 284.9 | 3.09 |
| idiot | 288.18 | 3.0 |
| Dora yeah look at this what equipped | 298.04 | 6.159 |
| saddle oh good oh that's what I was just | 302.16 | 3.9 |
| working on making one oh yeah yeah no I | 304.199 | 4.56 |
| have one but I click it huh and it's not | 306.06 | 5.76 |
| doing it oh I have to drag it yeah you | 308.759 | 5.041 |
| do you know how to do Saddles no yeah | 311.82 | 3.36 |
| well sometimes you know what you're | 313.8 | 2.88 |
| doing here I don't know yeah what do you | 315.18 | 3.84 |
| what do you I mean | 316.68 | 4.14 |
| I won't be back that's the last time you | 319.02 | 3.72 |
| see me yeah put clothes on again as | 320.82 | 3.719 |
| quick as you can please meh it's weird | 322.74 | 3.54 |
| to see you that way it looks a lot like | 324.539 | 3.541 |
| Jesus that's kind of where I was going | 326.28 | 3.84 |
| it's weird so yeah look at this because | 328.08 | 4.14 |
| you know you pretty much kissed spina | 330.12 | 4.019 |
| bifida goodbye I don't really trust | 332.22 | 5.16 |
| abstract oh I'm a little worried I mean | 334.139 | 5.701 |
| look what look at what just happened he | 337.38 | 4.86 |
| just came back I know I know I think | 339.84 | 4.919 |
| they run into I know all right positive | 342.24 | 4.62 |
| thoughts for the rest of the day because | 344.759 | 5.341 |
| the baby's on its way yep yep and the | 346.86 | 5.88 |
| baby might not have mommy at the end of | 350.1 | 5.58 |
| the day so let's try to be okay mommy's | 352.74 | 5.399 |
| right here oh that's the mom oh your | 355.68 | 5.9 |
| daddy is probably the spinos okay | 358.139 | 7.141 |
| stop it your Daddy might die stop it | 361.58 | 6.1 |
| Simon remember the song but positivity | 365.28 | 5.34 |
| yeah but you'll be okay yeah yeah yeah | 367.68 | 5.519 |
| that's the part | 370.62 | 4.62 |
| what you thinking monkey boy thanks for | 373.199 | 3.72 |
| watching my stuff for me you're welcome | 375.24 | 4.14 |
| so look like you think we couldn't have | 376.919 | 4.321 |
| like just been up here hold on you just | 379.38 | 4.74 |
| pooped yeah sorry that's the the | 381.24 | 4.62 |
| furthest I've ever seen a poop it's a | 384.12 | 3.359 |
| record man yeah that was a record poop | 385.86 | 5.52 |
| okay so go like this whoop yeah yep and | 387.479 | 6.121 |
| it comes like this right like we don't | 391.38 | 4.02 |
| ever have to touch the ground right okay | 393.6 | 3.599 |
| see what you're saying but that'll take | 395.4 | 4.98 |
| forever would it maybe let me try watch | 397.199 | 4.921 |
| this so now where are you gonna go I | 400.38 | 3.78 |
| don't know maybe over here | 402.12 | 4.38 |
| on top of this rock all right can I see | 404.16 | 4.2 |
| a ravenger there whoa that's you oh God | 406.5 | 5.18 |
| you scared me yeah boo geez | 408.36 | 5.58 |
| yeah that's right spina bifida tell him | 411.68 | 4.18 |
| who's boss okay let's see I'm just gonna | 413.94 | 3.36 |
| try to make it there to the water you | 415.86 | 2.7 |
| ready | 417.3 | 2.76 |
| go | 418.56 | 4.74 |
| all right I'm looking pretty good yeah | 420.06 | 5.22 |
| this is where we used to live right uh | 423.3 | 4.38 |
| it looks like it it's a giant Lake all | 425.28 | 4.859 |
| right ravagers sorry but you know I got | 427.68 | 4.44 |
| a spino are you at the coast I'm at the | 430.139 | 4.261 |
| coast this looks familiar yeah so now | 432.12 | 3.96 |
| where's our base I'm guessing to the | 434.4 | 3.66 |
| left of this Shore yep I'm pretty sure | 436.08 | 3.42 |
| that's it because I see that big metal | 438.06 | 3.96 |
| Spire over there right so yeah we could | 439.5 | 4.38 |
| absolutely get the boat over here if we | 442.02 | 4.2 |
| wanted for sure glad you finally made it | 443.88 | 4.74 |
| yeah I would have been here 10 minutes | 446.22 | 4.02 |
| ago I'd have been at the boat and back | 448.62 | 3.18 |
| already you died had to go back to the | 450.24 | 4.34 |
| damn house I died because on the ground | 451.8 | 4.799 |
| I should have been flying our wings | 454.58 | 3.399 |
| that's what I'm saying that's what I | 456.599 | 2.761 |
| said earlier damn things don't work at | 457.979 | 3.901 |
| the time okay I'm going over here they | 459.36 | 4.2 |
| work all the time don't work you don't | 461.88 | 4.52 |
| push buttons right | 463.56 | 2.84 |
| the Dora yeah what are you doing you | 468.12 | 4.32 |
| know what just don't know me I I never | 470.4 | 5.639 |
| had a stego before and I'm bored okay so | 472.44 | 4.979 |
| I think I'm gonna try to tame this | 476.039 | 3.961 |
| stagger I think I'm gonna watch it okay | 477.419 | 4.081 |
| because you know what it should be | 480.0 | 2.88 |
| pretty easy I'm assuming these guys | 481.5 | 3.96 |
| aren't very fast I they could be is that | 482.88 | 4.86 |
| one stuck I don't know that'd be helpful | 485.46 | 7.44 |
| but yeah let's let's see oh wow look at | 487.74 | 8.94 |
| that it is stuck yeah that is going to | 492.9 | 6.199 |
| help it definitely can | 496.68 | 6.78 |
| up yep stuck love that oh all right I'm | 499.099 | 7.241 |
| stuck oh and then back to stuck very | 503.46 | 5.459 |
| nice I've been eyeing this thing up too | 506.34 | 5.819 |
| oh okay oh oh and then oh no you're not | 508.919 | 6.18 |
| going anywhere you kiss veggie tail yeah | 512.159 | 4.56 |
| I'm surprised I would have thought it | 515.099 | 3.36 |
| would have been trying to attack no no | 516.719 | 3.68 |
| get back here yeah | 518.459 | 4.681 |
| staring at me I love it yeah you look at | 520.399 | 4.721 |
| me when he does that you look right in | 523.14 | 3.72 |
| my eyes I'm good at by the end of the | 525.12 | 3.659 |
| day I'm gonna see if I can get a partner | 526.86 | 4.5 |
| for you and then we have a partner what | 528.779 | 5.521 |
| do you mean we have a stego | 531.36 | 4.979 |
| yeah you should you should make sure | 534.3 | 5.219 |
| you're getting the right sacks oh no I | 536.339 | 5.101 |
| didn't even realize oh it's out no it's | 539.519 | 3.601 |
| out I didn't even know that we had a | 541.44 | 4.019 |
| stego honestly yeah they're super tiny | 543.12 | 4.02 |
| how could you I just know I never have | 545.459 | 4.32 |
| one there you go what sex does the one | 547.14 | 4.259 |
| that we have I'll tell you in a second | 549.779 | 4.021 |
| pretty sure this one's uh because like | 551.399 | 4.321 |
| to be honest I was actually thinking | 553.8 | 4.56 |
| about trying to tame another spino in | 555.72 | 4.38 |
| case I don't know yeah I'm not gonna | 558.36 | 4.8 |
| project that anymore our stego is uh-huh | 560.1 | 6.66 |
| a male oh and I have a female knocked | 563.16 | 6.0 |
| out knocked out oh okay do you have the | 566.76 | 4.74 |
| stuff and giving narcotics right it's | 569.16 | 4.859 |
| just narcotics right just and berries uh | 571.5 | 4.44 |
| I don't need to do berries if it's given | 574.019 | 3.721 |
| narcotics right they like to eat though | 575.94 | 3.839 |
| oh yeah of course they do they need the | 577.74 | 6.26 |
| food right good job buddy yeah yeah | 579.779 | 4.221 |
| sure is what's your plan well we could | 587.519 | 4.561 |
| just hoof it and blow past them might be | 590.339 | 4.68 |
| safer in the water no there's crabs who | 592.08 | 4.379 |
| knows what the hell's in the water if I | 595.019 | 2.341 |
| know it's pretty quick in the water | 596.459 | 2.641 |
| you're not wrong I'll let you choose | 597.36 | 2.76 |
| though because I don't want to be a | 599.1 | 3.78 |
| fault yeah how quick are they in the | 600.12 | 4.14 |
| water I forgot it's been a minute since | 602.88 | 3.78 |
| I'm taking a spinos don't swim at all so | 604.26 | 4.259 |
| that's true all right I'll take the | 606.66 | 4.66 |
| water okay okay I'm right behind you | 608.519 | 5.97 |
| [Music] | 611.32 | 3.169 |
| yeah I'll just swim to base yeah or | 619.339 | 3.881 |
| maybe there I'm gonna come to this other | 621.839 | 2.761 |
| tree get some height and I'm reaching | 623.22 | 3.78 |
| the base yeah look at these jumpy crabs | 624.6 | 5.04 |
| wingsuit works every time until it | 627.0 | 4.32 |
| doesn't I tell you what though we'll | 629.64 | 3.3 |
| just get a couple spinos yeah we can get | 631.32 | 3.6 |
| all over this place pretty easy yeah and | 632.94 | 3.72 |
| then we could go down to that crazy Zone | 634.92 | 3.599 |
| like I'll go down to that crazy Zone we | 636.66 | 3.299 |
| got a few spinos with us you know what I | 638.519 | 4.741 |
| mean much safer on it my God is there | 639.959 | 5.401 |
| anything good on this boat | 643.26 | 4.8 |
| um probably not but wouldn't it be cool | 645.36 | 4.919 |
| to have it sure | 648.06 | 4.5 |
| I'm at the boat I'm pretty much at the | 650.279 | 4.021 |
| boat too all right where you at Slowpoke | 652.56 | 3.959 |
| I was watching your butt I'm sure you | 654.3 | 4.14 |
| got there safely oh okay was that what | 656.519 | 3.421 |
| was going on yes sure | 658.44 | 4.44 |
| good thing I was there huh yeah here he | 659.94 | 7.079 |
| comes yeah this is awesome okay grab the | 662.88 | 5.699 |
| boat take it back and if we need it we | 667.019 | 3.241 |
| can just go up that River this is | 668.579 | 3.301 |
| awesome I had I thought we were like | 670.26 | 3.9 |
| miles away from home yeah tell you what | 671.88 | 4.86 |
| should we go we leave anything up up the | 674.16 | 4.14 |
| face we should check while we're here | 676.74 | 2.88 |
| you know what I mean yeah you check it | 678.3 | 2.58 |
| out I'm gonna check it out make sure | 679.62 | 3.48 |
| that we clean this place out oh yeah we | 680.88 | 4.32 |
| tried to build an elevator that sucks | 683.1 | 5.1 |
| losers | 685.2 | 3.0 |
| Fedora yeah I just kind of like what | 689.18 | 4.779 |
| click enable mating on each of these | 691.92 | 4.32 |
| guys damn right it's a day of Love isn't | 693.959 | 5.521 |
| it it is yeah and by the way this is | 696.24 | 7.26 |
| Wanda Wanda Lego mystego I remember Lego | 699.48 | 6.419 |
| mastego now from the name yeah yep very | 703.5 | 4.74 |
| clever name it's okay have you ever met | 705.899 | 6.241 |
| a Wanda I have not no I have okay and | 708.24 | 7.02 |
| she was uh quite cute and quite feisty | 712.14 | 6.24 |
| did she make you Wanda she did she made | 715.26 | 6.98 |
| me wonder if I needed to go get tested | 718.38 | 3.86 |
| oh oh that's great did you oh they're | 722.279 | 6.361 |
| mating did you get tested uh yes it did | 725.7 | 6.06 |
| all clear Wanda Wanda and a few other | 728.64 | 5.4 |
| poor choices yeah she she gets a bad rap | 731.76 | 5.28 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah listen living large | 734.04 | 8.07 |
| living free yeah living living Wanda | 737.04 | 7.22 |
| [Music] | 742.11 | 4.77 |
| you know like when people are on stage | 744.26 | 4.84 |
| after and they do calling response you | 746.88 | 4.199 |
| ever like that what do you mean like you | 749.1 | 4.26 |
| know say when I say happy you say hey | 751.079 | 5.641 |
| happy hey yeah yeah no I'm here | 753.36 | 5.82 |
| London it's not really yeah it's like I | 756.72 | 3.54 |
| don't know it's like being on a cruise | 759.18 | 2.279 |
| or something with that is everyone | 760.26 | 3.12 |
| feeling good it makes you feel United | 761.459 | 5.18 |
| like you're you know you're a | 763.38 | 3.259 |
| you're crotchety yeah I am like I'm | 767.459 | 4.801 |
| getting older get crotchety actually I | 769.98 | 3.9 |
| was a really crotchety 15 year old oh | 772.26 | 3.18 |
| really yeah I think I've just always | 773.88 | 3.959 |
| been crotchety I bet spina bifida likes | 775.44 | 5.76 |
| to have fun do you like that fun spider | 777.839 | 5.94 |
| does when I say happy you say black | 781.2 | 4.8 |
| happy | 783.779 | 4.441 |
| [Music] | 786.0 | 3.839 |
| yeah | 788.22 | 3.66 |
| it's a good time there I think so all | 789.839 | 4.56 |
| right so we're gonna take this over by | 791.88 | 4.98 |
| the river and then oh I got I got a fun | 794.399 | 6.421 |
| idea okay you like fun ideas now huh it | 796.86 | 5.76 |
| wasn't the case earlier well no it's you | 800.82 | 3.78 |
| don't have to say hey who wants to have | 802.62 | 4.32 |
| fun you just said hey who wants to have | 804.6 | 4.26 |
| fun you don't say that you say when I | 806.94 | 3.899 |
| say this you say that no we gotta say it | 808.86 | 4.919 |
| once okay here's the river all right | 810.839 | 5.161 |
| park this parking it now what's | 813.779 | 4.711 |
| your fun idea oh yeah you'll see | 816.0 | 7.44 |
| [Music] | 818.49 | 8.55 |
| so Dora yes sir you said avoid eating it | 823.44 | 5.76 |
| and I'm like yeah yeah yeah but how do I | 827.04 | 4.56 |
| place it then uh or You're Gonna Wanna | 829.2 | 6.48 |
| right click on it and and drop it oh so | 831.6 | 5.7 |
| it can't that's why I can't be in my | 835.68 | 3.18 |
| inventory put it down on your hot bar | 837.3 | 3.24 |
| that's what I did and I'm like oh wait | 838.86 | 3.599 |
| if I hit the number it's gonna get under | 840.54 | 3.239 |
| that I've got it up back in your | 842.459 | 3.18 |
| inventory all right so I gotta do this | 843.779 | 6.8 |
| yeah then then I gotta do this | 845.639 | 8.94 |
| there it is all right uh-huh pretty egg | 850.579 | 7.06 |
| it is a pretty egg and it's gonna tell | 854.579 | 5.581 |
| me it's too hot too hot so just turn | 857.639 | 4.14 |
| that sucker up yeah there you go good | 860.16 | 3.72 |
| job wow didn't even need the fires nope | 861.779 | 3.421 |
| not at all but we're ready for whatever | 863.88 | 3.6 |
| down the road yes it's our last day so | 865.2 | 4.68 |
| it doesn't matter right very true but | 867.48 | 3.78 |
| but we're gonna have a little baby here | 869.88 | 3.42 |
| oh I forget what do you have to put in | 871.26 | 4.019 |
| the I just need to have some berries for | 873.3 | 4.38 |
| it to eat eventually in a half hour all | 875.279 | 5.041 |
| right good job thank you a day of love | 877.68 | 5.64 |
| yes it's a proper day for our last day | 880.32 | 5.959 |
| yeah I'd say | 883.32 | 6.12 |
| now neat yeah you could use your wings | 886.279 | 5.5 |
| to fly back home uh-huh like a winking | 889.44 | 4.399 |
| monkey yeah or | 891.779 | 4.261 |
| you didn't like the idea before that's | 893.839 | 4.0 |
| more dangerous I know yeah but I'll be | 896.04 | 4.08 |
| behind you with the spider oh I'm doing | 897.839 | 5.581 |
| the boat yeah okay I see well I gotta | 900.12 | 4.38 |
| have the spot I gotta take care of the | 903.42 | 2.82 |
| spino okay if I don't take care of the | 904.5 | 4.199 |
| spider adore me mad well gotcha all | 906.24 | 4.32 |
| right so I'm in the boat | 908.699 | 4.14 |
| geez this is a death wish right here man | 910.56 | 5.399 |
| no you'll be fine this is the worst idea | 912.839 | 5.701 |
| that boat's pretty Speedy okay you ready | 915.959 | 5.461 |
| yep I am ready I'm right beside you yeah | 918.54 | 5.82 |
| needs an abstro uh you see adventurers | 921.42 | 4.919 |
| river tour I'd say that's more of a | 924.36 | 4.56 |
| River Adventure right I got it words got | 926.339 | 3.901 |
| a car note right up ahead in the river | 928.92 | 3.96 |
| needs yep just blow past it I'm blowing | 930.24 | 5.52 |
| right nowhere good get him are you stuck | 932.88 | 5.1 |
| already I'm already stuck I can wiggle | 935.76 | 4.079 |
| it can I can I pick the boat up and | 937.98 | 4.799 |
| replace it uh yes man I was worried | 939.839 | 4.321 |
| about this this is this River just too | 942.779 | 4.261 |
| damn shallow might be okay damn it all | 944.16 | 4.56 |
| right I'll move down maybe the next one | 947.04 | 3.12 |
| then the next little spot that's gonna | 948.72 | 3.54 |
| be it smooth sailing from smooth sailing | 950.16 | 4.14 |
| right into a carnosaurus mouth here we | 952.26 | 3.66 |
| go moving on down this little bit | 954.3 | 4.14 |
| where's that Carno uh he's not far from | 955.92 | 4.2 |
| you go ahead and I'd say go ahead and | 958.44 | 4.38 |
| Pop That boat that River okay popping in | 960.12 | 5.159 |
| the river nope | 962.82 | 5.579 |
| nope nope what won't let you do it well | 965.279 | 5.341 |
| let me do it okay carno's looking at you | 968.399 | 5.0 |
| yep yep yep yep I'm intervening | 970.62 | 6.0 |
| yeah you can stick your ass down am I | 973.399 | 5.201 |
| safe uh yeah you're good Colonel's dead | 976.62 | 5.64 |
| Okay so let's look at here uh right in | 978.6 | 5.82 |
| the water yeah man I love swimming | 982.26 | 3.9 |
| swimming's great you ought to be able to | 984.42 | 3.06 |
| put it in there I was able to put it in | 986.16 | 3.06 |
| there yeah okay there you go all right | 987.48 | 4.2 |
| smooth sailing from here ooh sailing | 989.22 | 5.4 |
| down river nothing but smooth straight | 991.68 | 5.279 |
| clear waters here we go | 994.62 | 4.2 |
| I can already tell this is not gonna | 996.959 | 3.56 |
| work | 998.82 | 4.68 |
| ah man why can't they just make a river | 1000.519 | 5.26 |
| this would have been fun this would have | 1003.5 | 4.339 |
| been fun your idea would have been fun | 1005.779 | 4.86 |
| and your crotchety rotten heart would | 1007.839 | 4.721 |
| have turned to gold | 1010.639 | 5.461 |
| I tell you what I I wish spina bifida | 1012.56 | 6.06 |
| was here to see this birth yeah it's a | 1016.1 | 6.06 |
| big day out to work right out working we | 1018.62 | 5.76 |
| could call it that I suppose huh yeah I | 1022.16 | 4.44 |
| mean that's what the dads do sometimes | 1024.38 | 4.679 |
| it's true sometimes the moms do it | 1026.6 | 4.26 |
| sometimes they both do it no I mean | 1029.059 | 3.061 |
| you're right | 1030.86 | 3.36 |
| um right but I don't know why I had to I | 1032.12 | 4.559 |
| don't know say that yeah we knew yeah | 1034.22 | 6.5 |
| all right come on come on come on | 1036.679 | 6.62 |
| there you are | 1040.72 | 7.119 |
| oh goodness wow oh goodness goodness | 1043.299 | 6.941 |
| what a cutie your name temporary name | 1047.839 | 4.501 |
| we'll figure that out let's get you some | 1050.24 | 4.439 |
| food you want some you want some food my | 1052.34 | 5.1 |
| name is actually kind of nice oh boy | 1054.679 | 6.841 |
| okay here you go nice pretty colors yes | 1057.44 | 7.26 |
| yes yes you follow me | 1061.52 | 4.82 |
| can you get through there | 1064.7 | 4.979 |
| can you can you get through can you no | 1066.34 | 5.26 |
| you trapped can you get through over | 1069.679 | 3.721 |
| there can you come on out and get | 1071.6 | 4.62 |
| through you got it come on come on all | 1073.4 | 4.86 |
| right I'll pick up that one | 1076.22 | 6.14 |
| we don't need it I'm gonna there you go | 1078.26 | 6.659 |
| and now come at me come on and follow me | 1082.36 | 5.819 |
| no it's it's still a mess | 1084.919 | 7.5 |
| okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're so | 1088.179 | 7.301 |
| cute cutie cute yeah come be my mama | 1092.419 | 4.921 |
| it's your mama | 1095.48 | 4.199 |
| yep Daddy might be dead we would have | 1097.34 | 5.219 |
| seen it yeah well Daddy might be almost | 1099.679 | 5.341 |
| dead all right and the verge of death | 1102.559 | 4.98 |
| nope nope it might be happening right | 1105.02 | 5.039 |
| now nope I'm sure it might be screaming | 1107.539 | 4.561 |
| oh no I'm gonna be in so much trouble | 1110.059 | 5.101 |
| now maybe it's gonna die it does | 1112.1 | 6.319 |
| probably gonna die soon yeah maybe | 1115.16 | 6.24 |
| you think you can meet me I'm ready you | 1118.419 | 7.061 |
| ready I mean yeah okay on uh three two | 1121.4 | 7.86 |
| one sure three two one go | 1125.48 | 6.72 |
| oh you better come on Slowpoke oh see I | 1129.26 | 4.62 |
| got a little bit more stuff in me you | 1132.2 | 4.14 |
| got stuff yeah yeah I'm not as a light | 1133.88 | 4.14 |
| as I once was so you're not thinking | 1136.34 | 3.24 |
| you're gonna win anymore huh probably | 1138.02 | 4.32 |
| not I'll see you tomorrow yeah oh wow | 1139.58 | 4.74 |
| you got you see that guy pulling off a | 1142.34 | 3.48 |
| damn Cliff like an idiot he's a base | 1144.32 | 3.12 |
| jumper hey | 1145.82 | 3.0 |
| hey we're back | 1147.44 | 3.68 |
| yeah | 1148.82 | 5.9 |
| open the doors | 1151.12 | 3.6 |
| greetings Welcome to our humble abode | 1154.96 | 5.339 |
| what took you so long | 1157.82 | 4.68 |
| I'm full of like whatever the hell you | 1160.299 | 4.421 |
| put in me from the boat that's what took | 1162.5 | 4.98 |
| me so long all right oh it's just a baby | 1164.72 | 5.16 |
| who this little guy oh that's Prince | 1167.48 | 4.34 |
| snarls | 1169.88 | 5.1 |
| I love it | 1171.82 | 5.14 |
| man what a good day we've had a great | 1174.98 | 4.439 |
| day that's awesome yeah | 1176.96 | 4.38 |
| man on a bad day yep we got a hazmat | 1179.419 | 3.601 |
| suit we got some stuff from the old boat | 1181.34 | 4.199 |
| got some metal awesome and guess what | 1183.02 | 5.279 |
| else what else you're gonna lose your | 1185.539 | 4.741 |
| mind | 1188.299 | 5.461 |
| huh oh Jack Canfield | 1190.28 | 6.0 |
| hey you were probably worried sick it's | 1193.76 | 5.66 |
| fine yeah I was yep who | 1196.28 | 10.069 |
| [Music] | 1199.42 | 6.929 |
| thank you | 1212.559 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1219.07 | 3.009 |
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