Angry Sliding Bears - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Angry Sliding Bears! This is definitely my favorite video, those bears are just too hilarious.
simon: I know, right? I can't stop laughing at how they're doing things not physically possible. It's like they're breakdancing or something!
appsro: Haha, those bears are on a whole other level of crazy. I can't believe they're sliding around like that. Definitely a classic Neebs Gaming moment.
neebs: Yeah, and don't forget the permadeath element. Adds that extra level of suspense and excitement. I can't get enough of this video!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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foreign | 1.439 | 2.241 |
we're both sitting pretty right now | 4.92 | 3.8 |
oh God okay Bear | 10.74 | 6.6 |
yeah you can't come down here can you | 14.059 | 5.021 |
as soon as I say something yeah we're | 17.34 | 6.14 |
doing good right now the Bear shows up | 19.08 | 4.4 |
him | 23.52 | 5.099 |
[Music] | 25.7 | 6.06 |
stay up there idiot | 28.619 | 3.141 |
whoa what the hell did he just do | 32.759 | 5.64 |
leaves I got sliding Bears here oh yeah | 36.18 | 3.66 |
yeah he just did something real weird | 38.399 | 4.621 |
sliding Bears yeah he just like | 39.84 | 5.42 |
slit again | 43.02 | 5.16 |
slide down here I'm okay I was on a hill | 45.26 | 7.42 |
like he sled yeah kind of sled bear | 48.18 | 6.78 |
I'm gonna name you slidey what's up | 52.68 | 3.06 |
slidey | 54.96 | 4.02 |
[Music] | 55.74 | 5.04 |
okay | 58.98 | 3.719 |
you coming down this way don't you come | 60.78 | 3.3 |
down this way | 62.699 | 2.251 |
yep | 64.08 | 3.539 |
[Music] | 64.95 | 4.77 |
he's coming down this way I better get | 67.619 | 3.441 |
out of here | 69.72 | 3.36 |
I don't know I was just keeping an eye | 71.06 | 3.94 |
on it but yeah oh crap yep he's coming | 73.08 | 3.3 |
down here God is he gonna be hanging | 75.0 | 3.18 |
around mooseburg now | 76.38 | 4.82 |
hey good | 78.18 | 3.02 |
fight | 82.259 | 2.54 |
I get the car | 87.0 | 3.08 |
oh | 90.84 | 6.02 |
where's my where's the nearest car | 92.54 | 4.32 |
here | 97.56 | 4.08 |
[Music] | 99.07 | 5.35 |
Maybe | 101.64 | 2.78 |
Milton is it nope it's not near Milton I | 106.92 | 4.979 |
doubt it's the same bear | 109.979 | 4.5 |
moose has not returned that's the thing | 111.899 | 3.961 |
and if I kill the bear what am I going | 114.479 | 3.661 |
to do with it it's a ton of meat which I | 115.86 | 3.6 |
guess is good but I can't eat Predator | 118.14 | 4.799 |
meat it's not just wolf meat | 119.46 | 6.96 |
right you just don't know what it is | 122.939 | 5.04 |
I don't think | 126.42 | 3.36 |
I know there's a yeah bare skin coat | 127.979 | 3.0 |
that's the only thing I can make with a | 129.78 | 3.3 |
bear you wear two coats might be able to | 130.979 | 3.361 |
but see that's the thing I need two | 133.08 | 3.299 |
bears I don't want to waste all my ammo | 134.34 | 4.259 |
no no no no no I'm not doing it | 136.379 | 4.021 |
I want that moose the Moose Satchel | 138.599 | 3.301 |
that's that's when I want more than | 140.4 | 2.699 |
anything | 141.9 | 5.78 |
yeah bear you just [ __ ] off | 143.099 | 4.581 |
foreign | 148.14 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 151.95 | 9.03 |
it's a product I don't think it exists | 157.94 | 5.98 |
okay it's like headphones but it's for | 160.98 | 6.539 |
your nose you know what I'm saying | 163.92 | 6.8 |
I call them nose buds | 167.519 | 3.201 |
no your ears are a sensory device so | 172.26 | 4.619 |
your nose is the same but for smells | 174.9 | 5.22 |
okay so you could download or figure out | 176.879 | 6.86 |
your favorite smells okay how is | 180.12 | 3.619 |
I didn't work all that out | 184.8 | 4.5 |
I always got the idea | 186.72 | 4.14 |
you got some Logistics to figure out | 189.3 | 3.84 |
though this video is legally binding if | 190.86 | 5.72 |
it comes out I own that okay | 193.14 | 3.44 |
[Music] | 196.77 | 7.91 |
there's a wolf between here and there | 200.659 | 6.401 |
come on man I just wanted to explore a | 204.68 | 4.839 |
little bit today let me put a cap in | 207.06 | 6.179 |
your ass look look at this code I got | 209.519 | 6.921 |
if you scared aren't you scared | 213.239 | 6.321 |
oh my God okay | 216.44 | 7.96 |
oh okay all right uh yeah I think so yep | 219.56 | 6.039 |
I popped him in the head but he was | 224.4 | 2.28 |
still running | 225.599 | 5.78 |
he'll go off and die somewhere idiot | 226.68 | 4.699 |
been up there before I remember that | 232.799 | 3.421 |
bridge | 234.659 | 3.841 |
I guess he's just gonna run that way I | 236.22 | 3.84 |
wanted to explore out here I remember | 238.5 | 4.44 |
coming out here and finding a bridge | 240.06 | 4.92 |
and uh there was a river nowhere to | 242.94 | 5.18 |
follow the river see if it went anywhere | 244.98 | 3.14 |
how you doing how's that bullet in that | 248.58 | 2.879 |
head | 250.5 | 3.84 |
does it hurt go track him hell no I | 251.459 | 4.321 |
gotta track him | 254.34 | 3.179 |
what am I gonna do with him | 255.78 | 3.72 |
yeah I shot him | 257.519 | 3.541 |
shot him so he'd leave me alone maybe | 259.5 | 3.0 |
get the damn message | 261.06 | 4.44 |
for a minute to you oh I got my pry bar | 262.5 | 5.82 |
bring my pry bars let's see these trucks | 265.5 | 3.96 |
out here | 268.32 | 3.56 |
nothing | 269.46 | 2.42 |
Aqua pure you know what I don't even | 273.54 | 3.96 |
know how to use those | 275.639 | 3.481 |
we're gonna yeah with dirty water you | 277.5 | 3.0 |
just throw those tablets in dirty water | 279.12 | 4.859 |
oh really I think so I like that I don't | 280.5 | 5.58 |
see a lot of dirty water well I think | 283.979 | 5.22 |
normal water is a dirty water okay oh | 286.08 | 5.28 |
[ __ ] there's a little cabin right here | 289.199 | 4.321 |
it's like right up this hill | 291.36 | 4.26 |
yeah another little cabin just sitting | 293.52 | 4.44 |
here you never saw never seen before all | 295.62 | 4.019 |
right yeah let me do a little navigation | 297.96 | 3.179 |
here | 299.639 | 5.06 |
survey this local area | 301.139 | 3.56 |
Liam Cedar limb rabbit Grove I don't | 305.759 | 4.44 |
need that | 308.46 | 4.38 |
I'm gonna check this cabin | 310.199 | 6.06 |
maybe maybe a rifle looking for a rifle | 312.84 | 5.22 |
for so long | 316.259 | 4.621 |
let's see you haven't been in here | 318.06 | 4.979 |
charcoal don't need got plenty of | 320.88 | 5.64 |
charcoal charcoal okay yeah let's see | 323.039 | 5.461 |
God I can barely see tell you what don't | 326.52 | 3.54 |
bust out a storm Lantern just so I don't | 328.5 | 3.11 |
miss anything | 330.06 | 8.639 |
[Music] | 331.61 | 8.83 |
what's this hey it's a little bit of | 338.699 | 2.881 |
food | 340.44 | 4.199 |
it's a cooler here oh yeah yeah with | 341.58 | 6.72 |
soda in it okay Lantern fuel that's good | 344.639 | 7.941 |
what about a rifle under this bed huh | 348.3 | 4.28 |
how about a rifle in that drawer | 355.1 | 7.18 |
well sadly no rifle but I got a little | 358.22 | 6.34 |
bit of food so can't complain isn't it | 362.28 | 3.479 |
funny if there was a moose in that | 364.56 | 2.699 |
drawer would have been amazing I would | 365.759 | 4.461 |
love to see a moose in the drawer | 367.259 | 5.461 |
that would have been a story | 370.22 | 4.539 |
then better my fish story yeah big time | 372.72 | 5.039 |
okay so there's not much in here in the | 374.759 | 5.28 |
trash anything in the trash | 377.759 | 4.801 |
nothing in the trash okay well good to | 380.039 | 4.321 |
know this is here I can fall back to it | 382.56 | 5.34 |
if uh if I hop out here and uh | 384.36 | 5.64 |
I don't see anything | 387.9 | 3.72 |
wait no I don't want to put you down I | 390.0 | 4.52 |
want to put you out | 391.62 | 2.9 |
all right this seemed like a nice clear | 394.68 | 3.48 |
evening | 396.36 | 3.66 |
so let's see I think the river was over | 398.16 | 3.479 |
here and I wanted to follow that River | 400.02 | 5.06 |
let's see if it Whitney where | 401.639 | 3.441 |
Whitney Ware | 405.419 | 2.961 |
that's a bear [ __ ] | 409.139 | 5.4 |
come on bear I just want to explore | 411.78 | 5.22 |
how come you got to be like you is | 414.539 | 5.041 |
it I hate that he do you know | 417.0 | 5.12 |
try to get around him there is another | 419.58 | 4.98 |
man you know what that's gotta be that | 422.12 | 4.74 |
wolf | 424.56 | 2.3 |
I'm not going over there because I think | 427.28 | 3.759 |
it's the wolf I just want to see if this | 429.419 | 3.12 |
if there's more fish over at this | 431.039 | 3.301 |
fishing hook yeah maybe yeah maybe the | 432.539 | 3.121 |
hunting you're at you've ever fished it | 434.34 | 2.82 |
you know what I mean maybe | 435.66 | 5.159 |
so if I end up fighting this wolf which | 437.16 | 6.24 |
I might because I have fish on me | 440.819 | 4.5 |
maybe I'm downwind is that a thing in | 443.4 | 4.16 |
this game | 445.319 | 2.241 |
boom was that a hit | 456.36 | 5.82 |
oh I scared him scared him off | 458.4 | 6.96 |
okay well good now I can fish here | 462.18 | 4.859 |
I don't know if I hit him I'll check for | 465.36 | 3.48 |
blood | 467.039 | 3.301 |
probably didn't | 468.84 | 3.0 |
oh wait | 470.34 | 3.84 |
I hit him | 471.84 | 5.18 |
I'm gonna track him | 474.18 | 2.84 |
quick minute navigation | 479.0 | 4.319 |
he's running circles I'm gonna cut him | 484.919 | 2.881 |
off | 486.419 | 3.241 |
here we go oh he's faster he's got | 487.8 | 3.06 |
better stamina oh where's he going | 489.66 | 3.659 |
where'd he go oh he's up the hill up the | 490.86 | 7.339 |
hill wow look at him go he's a nut | 493.319 | 4.88 |
the ball in this man | 498.96 | 5.1 |
too I'll see him where's he going now | 501.24 | 6.72 |
wow So Graceful yeah okay I found that | 504.06 | 5.4 |
Frozen river that I was talking about | 507.96 | 4.259 |
yeah so this eventually goes down to the | 509.46 | 4.439 |
Blake and dumps out but I wanted to | 512.219 | 2.94 |
follow it up | 513.899 | 3.181 |
it went anywhere I don't think I see a | 515.159 | 3.781 |
waterfall on a bridge so that's | 517.08 | 3.3 |
something | 518.94 | 3.959 |
you're too right hear what with me where | 520.38 | 4.26 |
Whitney where it's got a ring to it | 522.899 | 3.541 |
doesn't it Whitney where give me a name | 524.64 | 3.18 |
I could be Whitney Houston's like | 526.44 | 4.26 |
underwear brand I guess Whitney Ware I'd | 527.82 | 6.18 |
like it to be a name Whitney where | 530.7 | 5.34 |
you met my friend Whitney where I don't | 534.0 | 4.26 |
know if I I know why Whitney's a name | 536.04 | 4.68 |
Whitney Ware is not a name | 538.26 | 7.28 |
Whitney Ware is like Whitney's clothing | 540.72 | 4.82 |
Whitney Houston it's just Whitney Ware | 549.839 | 6.541 |
one name there's no busted Bridge have I | 552.839 | 7.021 |
been up here I don't think I have | 556.38 | 5.22 |
let's see what we got what we got what | 559.86 | 4.039 |
we got | 561.6 | 2.299 |
dark all right come on climb hold up | 567.839 | 4.581 |
here you idiot | 569.82 | 2.6 |
train tracks | 574.32 | 3.66 |
train tracks you didn't see them before | 576.48 | 4.44 |
no I have not seen train tracks | 577.98 | 5.34 |
oh crap so this is a uh all right | 580.92 | 3.72 |
there's a tunnel over there I bet that | 583.32 | 3.72 |
leads out of this region | 584.64 | 4.319 |
I'm not gonna go too far I just want to | 587.04 | 4.16 |
peek | 588.959 | 2.241 |
Cattails I'm | 592.339 | 3.12 |
Coastal Highway | 598.44 | 3.3 |
I'm curious I'm just gonna see where | 599.94 | 3.0 |
this goes | 601.74 | 4.68 |
oh yeah we know where it doesn't go yeah | 602.94 | 9.54 |
I am Ravine Raven Falls Railway line | 606.42 | 9.9 |
oh it's just a big old Ravine here right | 612.48 | 6.12 |
see anything oh wow that's a | 616.32 | 5.36 |
one hell of a train bridge | 618.6 | 3.08 |
the celery it's only one I got but it's | 621.959 | 4.021 |
pretty cold okay I'm just gonna leave | 623.7 | 3.72 |
I'm not gonna go across this bridge as | 625.98 | 3.419 |
much as I want to | 627.42 | 4.5 |
I just I don't see a reason to | 629.399 | 5.461 |
oh yeah this bridge is broken [ __ ] oh | 631.92 | 6.84 |
boy this is a little dumb right stay on | 634.86 | 6.599 |
the track stay on the tracks | 638.76 | 3.81 |
oh yeah | 641.459 | 4.62 |
[Music] | 642.57 | 6.209 |
navigate here | 646.079 | 3.801 |
damn | 648.779 | 2.781 |
[Music] | 649.88 | 5.1 |
Raven Falls | 651.56 | 3.42 |
fish for an hour | 658.14 | 5.28 |
there's no door on this one oh got a | 660.54 | 4.5 |
white fish | 663.42 | 5.039 |
if I get two two and one oh wait what | 665.04 | 5.7 |
I'm blind snapped oh that's what | 668.459 | 4.38 |
happened to me earlier gotcha | 670.74 | 4.8 |
well you know what got one fish I got | 672.839 | 4.62 |
enough stuff at home to make another | 675.54 | 3.359 |
fishing line | 677.459 | 3.62 |
I'll just get warm and I'll go back home | 678.899 | 4.62 |
I am heading back through the tunnel | 681.079 | 4.721 |
because I am not gonna go that way I got | 683.519 | 4.38 |
too much stuff but I'm gonna follow this | 685.8 | 4.8 |
train track at least this way you think | 687.899 | 5.161 |
oh wait maybe it ends at that that log | 690.6 | 4.5 |
sort but I've never seen any tracks by | 693.06 | 3.899 |
that long sword | 695.1 | 3.72 |
all right I'm just gonna explore the | 696.959 | 5.241 |
dark for some reason like a nut | 698.82 | 3.38 |
I just need to reach that wood right | 703.56 | 5.399 |
there | 706.74 | 7.86 |
can't quite reach it abstro oh no | 708.959 | 7.62 |
it would yep | 714.6 | 3.96 |
break it down five minutes | 716.579 | 4.461 |
it's on the hill it's hard to reach | 718.56 | 4.98 |
okay I gotta get back to this before my | 721.04 | 5.82 |
fire goes out cause I'm cooking a fish | 723.54 | 3.32 |
needs your sweet bright light | 729.899 | 3.801 |
okay yeah they're definitely hauling | 734.279 | 3.981 |
logs | 735.899 | 2.361 |
another tunnel | 739.019 | 4.82 |
no damn way | 741.0 | 2.839 |
okay I bet I wonder if that's the road | 744.42 | 5.539 |
that goes to mooseburg | 746.76 | 3.199 |
I'm still not sold on Whitney Ware | 756.779 | 4.261 |
Whitney Ware is a uh is a painting line | 758.82 | 6.06 |
you know it's a bra | 761.04 | 7.4 |
train unloading okay | 764.88 | 3.56 |
is there anything here | 768.92 | 5.82 |
's another tunnel | 771.66 | 3.08 |
it's nothing though is it | 778.139 | 3.781 |
tunnel caved in | 780.24 | 4.7 |
or can I get through it | 781.92 | 3.02 |
this is a caved in tunnel neebs | 786.12 | 3.5 |
bodies there's no houses | 791.76 | 4.079 |
oh man | 793.82 | 5.019 |
I was hoping to find something | 795.839 | 5.101 |
well got my bed roll on me tell you what | 798.839 | 3.421 |
I might do do I have enough stuff to | 800.94 | 3.48 |
make a campfire yeah I'm gonna make a | 802.26 | 4.98 |
little campfire here in this tunnel get | 804.42 | 5.84 |
a little Z's in here | 807.24 | 11.13 |
[Music] | 810.26 | 8.11 |
and what time is it all right still got | 820.139 | 4.32 |
a few more hours until morning luckily I | 821.94 | 5.88 |
picked up some coal | 824.459 | 5.88 |
admit to use this but all right that's | 827.82 | 4.44 |
four hours left on that fire that'll get | 830.339 | 4.321 |
me until morning hopefully this snow | 832.26 | 5.06 |
goes away | 834.66 | 2.66 |
um I'm in a tunnel like a uh a collapsed | 837.959 | 5.221 |
tunnel sleeping by the train tracks like | 840.959 | 4.921 |
a fool dude right | 843.18 | 5.459 |
here we go got a bunch of sticks I don't | 845.88 | 5.699 |
like walking around with no uh you know | 848.639 | 5.041 |
things to burn anymore | 851.579 | 3.481 |
can you break these big how you get | 853.68 | 2.58 |
these big benches you can break these | 855.06 | 2.64 |
down oh yeah | 856.26 | 3.6 |
yeah okay a lot of wood in there let's | 857.7 | 3.66 |
check out this cabin | 859.86 | 3.56 |
if there's a stove in here | 861.36 | 5.279 |
and there's not there is a bed though | 863.42 | 5.68 |
but it's not cold I got four hours on | 866.639 | 5.061 |
this fire can I | 869.1 | 2.6 |
come on Research this for an hour there | 871.92 | 3.12 |
we go that's what I can spend my time | 873.72 | 2.58 |
doing | 875.04 | 4.46 |
so that's one hour | 876.3 | 3.2 |
is that it am I done with that book | 879.6 | 3.679 |
book where'd that book Go | 883.62 | 4.92 |
wait oh there it is oh yeah I finished | 885.839 | 6.921 |
this book okay huh yeah | 888.54 | 4.22 |
uh three hours there all right it's | 894.06 | 5.339 |
sleep for three hours come on sunshine I | 896.519 | 5.481 |
need you to come up | 899.399 | 2.601 |
oh and the snow cleared yeah yeah yeah | 904.62 | 5.159 |
yeah yeah yeah | 907.62 | 4.56 |
are you kidding me | 909.779 | 4.56 |
there's a goddamn trailer right there | 912.18 | 4.14 |
neebs a trailer | 914.339 | 3.541 |
like one that you didn't know was there | 916.32 | 3.12 |
like one I didn't know that was yeah I | 917.88 | 3.24 |
could have slept in there on a son of a | 919.44 | 2.66 |
[ __ ] | 921.12 | 4.14 |
okay yeah I'm gonna grab my bed roll | 922.1 | 5.799 |
uh campfire you know what I'll take the | 925.26 | 5.519 |
torch uh can I'll leave you I'll leave | 927.899 | 5.521 |
you here just in case yeah son of a [ __ ] | 930.779 | 4.86 |
there's a perfectly good trailer sitting | 933.42 | 4.56 |
right here yeah but the experience you | 935.639 | 4.38 |
had was worth it huh yeah it was fine it | 937.98 | 3.479 |
was you know yeah it was nice to sleep | 940.019 | 2.82 |
in the tunnel | 941.459 | 3.06 |
I won't get Captain Fever tell you that | 942.839 | 2.761 |
much | 944.519 | 4.141 |
all right is there a rifle in here come | 945.6 | 5.46 |
on at least bless me with a rifle what | 948.66 | 6.6 |
is this herbal tea firewood a book I | 951.06 | 6.0 |
could burn that anything in this drawer | 955.26 | 4.079 |
how about a rifle how about a moose | 957.06 | 4.079 |
starting to think maybe you should start | 959.339 | 4.081 |
preparing to never have a rifle I mean | 961.139 | 3.721 |
I'm kind of given it you know yeah I've | 963.42 | 4.52 |
written it off at this point | 964.86 | 3.08 |
these camo what do we got those come on | 968.36 | 6.339 |
something I could use food nothing damn | 972.36 | 3.599 |
it | 974.699 | 3.361 |
sun will be coming up soon I'm gonna | 975.959 | 3.841 |
start heading out | 978.06 | 3.959 |
just heading back down to the road and | 979.8 | 3.539 |
seeing if I can make my way back from | 982.019 | 3.12 |
mooksburg maybe there'll be a moose | 983.339 | 3.981 |
today | 985.139 | 2.181 |
good morning Barbara Ann you're looking | 996.48 | 4.74 |
great all right let's see if we have a | 998.88 | 4.759 |
moose today | 1001.22 | 2.419 |
could you name your wife Whitney Ware | 1006.44 | 3.36 |
okay | 1008.6 | 3.359 |
good idea she just doesn't look like a | 1009.8 | 4.279 |
woman | 1011.959 | 2.12 |
I am still no moose | 1015.98 | 4.14 |
I'm starting to think it was a fluke and | 1018.44 | 4.199 |
it was even here to begin with | 1020.12 | 4.62 |
he might have been a tourist you don't | 1022.639 | 4.401 |
know maybe | 1024.74 | 6.839 |
there's a milk yeah this is annoying me | 1027.04 | 8.399 |
I want him so I want him so bad | 1031.579 | 3.86 |
don't waste the day | 1036.5 | 3.02 |
cars | 1039.919 | 2.66 |
loose cars | 1043.1 | 4.319 |
is it warm in this car I might sit in | 1045.079 | 4.081 |
the car read a book or something I don't | 1047.419 | 3.921 |
know | 1049.16 | 2.18 |
just wanna well I want this moose and I | 1051.5 | 3.72 |
gotta pass time until he gets here | 1053.36 | 3.179 |
I don't want to stay inside too much | 1055.22 | 3.3 |
because of Cabin Fever | 1056.539 | 4.38 |
which is still the dumbest damn disease | 1058.52 | 5.36 |
you can get in this game | 1060.919 | 2.961 |
yeah I don't think so let's see field | 1070.419 | 5.321 |
dressing your kill Advanced guns | 1072.919 | 6.541 |
fishing shooting what's this one | 1075.74 | 5.64 |
Medford green research will improve your | 1079.46 | 3.42 |
rifle I don't have a rifle so that's | 1081.38 | 4.02 |
worthless fishing you read fishing | 1082.88 | 5.48 |
didn't make you any better | 1085.4 | 2.96 |
volume one will improve my uh | 1092.48 | 4.4 |
harvesting skills | 1095.179 | 4.321 |
yeah a deer or something yeah exactly | 1096.88 | 4.6 |
I'm gonna go outside and just read a | 1099.5 | 3.96 |
book today that's how relaxing my day is | 1101.48 | 4.319 |
going to be we'll see I just now made it | 1103.46 | 3.599 |
back home oh wow | 1105.799 | 4.62 |
long that was a long walk | 1107.059 | 5.881 |
oh but Whitney we're still here | 1110.419 | 5.241 |
hello Miss | 1112.94 | 2.72 |
[Music] | 1119.12 | 3.36 |
all right just finished my book | 1123.679 | 6.481 |
that was it it was good my carcass | 1127.16 | 6.36 |
harvesting skill is now level three | 1130.16 | 5.58 |
I just need a moose carcass | 1133.52 | 4.44 |
and today there has been no sign of sin | 1135.74 | 4.939 |
Mr moose | 1137.96 | 2.719 |
blizzard does suck out here | 1140.84 | 6.06 |
[Music] | 1143.94 | 4.76 |
oh I'm looking | 1146.9 | 6.47 |
I'm here a couple days and seen him | 1148.7 | 9.67 |
[Music] | 1153.37 | 5.0 |
I gotta check on my food | 1158.78 | 3.2 |
all right Barbara Ann let's see food I | 1163.179 | 7.321 |
got one more piece of uh deer meat left | 1167.299 | 5.101 |
[Music] | 1170.5 | 4.419 |
so I feel like I need to get a good rest | 1172.4 | 4.86 |
let this blizzard pass and then | 1174.919 | 4.76 |
go hunt a deer | 1177.26 | 4.919 |
nice no yeah I want to hunt a moose | 1179.679 | 4.12 |
can't hunt a moose can't find a moose | 1182.179 | 3.661 |
okay I forgot about these pieces oh wait | 1183.799 | 4.26 |
never mind what pieces uh these other | 1185.84 | 5.04 |
pieces of uh meat I have over here | 1188.059 | 5.281 |
I got a lot of meat okay I mean this | 1190.88 | 4.32 |
meat yeah yeah all right never mind | 1193.34 | 3.959 |
never mind I might if if I go hunting it | 1195.2 | 4.02 |
might be tomorrow I got these two pieces | 1197.299 | 4.561 |
still got a little bit of food yeah got | 1199.22 | 4.86 |
plenty of coffee herbal tea herbal tea | 1201.86 | 3.6 |
is insane we're gonna have a herbal tea | 1204.08 | 4.38 |
why not have that when you sleep I'm | 1205.46 | 4.5 |
about to sleep might as well take a nap | 1208.46 | 5.4 |
let this [ __ ] pass all right | 1209.96 | 6.12 |
about 45 days | 1213.86 | 5.04 |
that's a lot of days abstro yeah yeah | 1216.08 | 4.5 |
I've | 1218.9 | 3.84 |
ever survived this long that long as | 1220.58 | 6.599 |
man my place is just a mess | 1222.74 | 8.1 |
there are guts and hides and lanterns | 1227.179 | 7.761 |
and Bottles just everywhere I love it | 1230.84 | 4.1 |
it's men I got four cured pelts | 1239.299 | 5.941 |
is it they're done one two three working | 1242.24 | 4.559 |
on it you're already what 25 hours to | 1245.24 | 3.84 |
work on that [ __ ] uh I guess so let's | 1246.799 | 4.441 |
see take that one take that one start | 1249.08 | 4.92 |
working buddy that one that one's cured | 1251.24 | 5.52 |
yep I don't need how many guts | 1254.0 | 5.22 |
four four and four remember two right | 1256.76 | 4.44 |
three and four | 1259.22 | 4.92 |
okay here we go all right heading down | 1261.2 | 4.38 |
to the work table | 1264.14 | 3.18 |
nice let's see what am I gonna do today | 1265.58 | 3.479 |
oh I might as well take a fishing tackle | 1267.32 | 5.46 |
and yeah I'm gonna go fishing | 1269.059 | 6.061 |
see a little bit of water yeah | 1272.78 | 4.32 |
Sicky deer meat I need some fish in my | 1275.12 | 4.08 |
life okay so I gotta close I got a wolf | 1277.1 | 5.16 |
skin coat there we go and then you pick | 1279.2 | 4.8 |
how many hours you want to do yeah to | 1282.26 | 3.63 |
start | 1284.0 | 6.619 |
[Music] | 1285.89 | 4.729 |
all right so it's 25 hours I'll go ahead | 1290.84 | 6.78 |
and throw in two hey go here we go | 1292.88 | 7.919 |
crafted crafted in 23 hours there you go | 1297.62 | 5.34 |
yes man I'm excited we both got wool | 1300.799 | 3.661 |
skin coats yeah | 1302.96 | 2.699 |
yeah that's awesome now if I could just | 1304.46 | 3.12 |
get a moose satchel | 1305.659 | 5.421 |
I would be I'd be very happy | 1307.58 | 3.5 |
[Music] | 1315.08 | 9.3 |
[Music] | 1326.51 | 9.15 |
[Music] | 1338.26 | 3.109 |
well stepped out to look for a moose got | 1341.98 | 3.38 |
a wolf | 1344.72 | 3.76 |
[Music] | 1345.36 | 3.12 |
oh yeah oh there you are | 1348.94 | 4.26 |
oh | 1355.88 | 4.22 |
come on come on come on | 1357.159 | 7.0 |
there you go so double shot double shot | 1360.1 | 6.579 |
double tap as he was charging you as he | 1364.159 | 5.88 |
was charging me that's okay | 1366.679 | 5.941 |
there | 1370.039 | 5.221 |
I think I'm I think I might give up on | 1372.62 | 4.98 |
this moves man | 1375.26 | 4.86 |
you just keep the back burner | 1377.6 | 5.579 |
well that's what I've been doing | 1380.12 | 4.1 |
the place | 1383.179 | 3.601 |
I will I want to move back to the places | 1384.22 | 5.079 |
I've been but I haven't seen Moose's | 1386.78 | 6.66 |
Miss there okay so I'm scared to not | 1389.299 | 5.88 |
really scared but I just don't think | 1393.44 | 4.5 |
I'll see one gotcha this is the only | 1395.179 | 4.62 |
place I've ever seen one so I figured he | 1397.94 | 4.58 |
might come back | 1399.799 | 2.721 |
carry a lot more stuff yeah okay would | 1405.82 | 4.54 |
be beneficial | 1409.1 | 3.12 |
carrying [ __ ] let me break down the | 1410.36 | 3.0 |
pallet | 1412.22 | 3.18 |
so we got plenty of wood | 1413.36 | 3.9 |
yeah like this moose just ain't coming | 1415.4 | 3.54 |
nope | 1417.26 | 5.24 |
two more hours on the wolf coat | 1418.94 | 3.56 |
here we go yeah how close is that to | 1423.26 | 4.919 |
being done well 21 hours left so yeah | 1425.72 | 3.9 |
all right you still got it | 1428.179 | 3.781 |
so I guess can I not work when the dark | 1429.62 | 4.26 |
in the dark times I don't think you can | 1431.96 | 3.48 |
unless you have a storm Lantern but then | 1433.88 | 3.36 |
yeah you're using Lantern fuel so that's | 1435.44 | 4.5 |
a it's a risk you have to take right | 1437.24 | 5.4 |
let's have a little sip | 1439.94 | 4.739 |
how's my food maybe I can get one more | 1442.64 | 4.519 |
hour in | 1444.679 | 2.48 |
[Music] | 1448.27 | 4.75 |
there we go got one more hour in | 1449.659 | 4.621 |
that's right you know you want to look | 1453.02 | 3.659 |
for food during the day but I can't see | 1454.28 | 5.3 |
yeah what do you mean | 1456.679 | 2.901 |
um man I have a very well balanced oh | 1459.62 | 5.76 |
the lights are on oh you | 1463.22 | 3.66 |
so maybe I can work through this huh | 1465.38 | 4.14 |
because yes yes you can oh boy all right | 1466.88 | 5.22 |
yeah I'm gonna keep working to answer | 1469.52 | 5.159 |
your question I'm eating like uh nuts | 1472.1 | 5.52 |
and granola peaches syrup condensed milk | 1474.679 | 5.461 |
beef jerky fish that sounds pretty | 1477.62 | 4.799 |
wonderful I'm eating like a king | 1480.14 | 4.019 |
I caught a bunch of fish so I've been | 1482.419 | 3.601 |
doing fish for a little bit but yeah my | 1484.159 | 4.26 |
wolf meat or not my wolf mate my uh deer | 1486.02 | 3.659 |
meat's running out | 1488.419 | 3.421 |
so [ __ ] I might try to go out and see if | 1489.679 | 4.261 |
I can score deer | 1491.84 | 4.62 |
my worry though is uh the deer May | 1493.94 | 5.34 |
dwindle in this region | 1496.46 | 5.219 |
after I you know shoot them all | 1499.28 | 3.84 |
gotcha | 1501.679 | 4.261 |
I can't believe my luck man | 1503.12 | 4.98 |
Aurora storm right when I'm working on | 1505.94 | 4.8 |
my jacket that's perfect | 1508.1 | 4.86 |
I'll just keep snacking tell you what | 1510.74 | 3.96 |
the dirt | 1512.96 | 4.76 |
the deal will sure as [ __ ] will | 1514.7 | 3.02 |
come at me come at me I'm gonna do this | 1518.9 | 5.279 |
you're gonna do this where are you going | 1522.32 | 3.32 |
where are you going which way | 1524.179 | 3.921 |
oh God | 1525.64 | 6.1 |
idiot idiot oh my God oh my God all | 1528.1 | 6.34 |
right Jesus he was tough holy crap that | 1531.74 | 4.14 |
was a big fight oh my God that was a | 1534.44 | 3.9 |
real big fight holy Craig took my health | 1535.88 | 3.84 |
halfway down | 1538.34 | 3.12 |
son of a little [ __ ] | 1539.72 | 5.819 |
okay I'm bleeding I gotta get in now | 1541.46 | 6.0 |
watch the move be here watch me come | 1545.539 | 5.281 |
over here and I see the damn moose | 1547.46 | 6.02 |
he right off | 1550.82 | 2.66 |
inside and work on myself come on now | 1556.94 | 6.359 |
over | 1560.299 | 3.0 |
uh I got my code down to 14.28 hours | 1565.88 | 5.279 |
left nice oh man look I'm dripping blood | 1569.059 | 4.521 |
everywhere | 1571.159 | 2.421 |
yeah I'm in the house | 1573.76 | 5.08 |
all right let's see I need a bandage man | 1575.96 | 5.839 |
I'm bleeding all over the place | 1578.84 | 7.4 |
take that outside man bandage | 1581.799 | 4.441 |
oh man I'm gonna have to make more | 1587.659 | 3.781 |
bandages all right little antiseptic | 1588.799 | 4.801 |
bit me in like two places oh man I need | 1591.44 | 4.5 |
to check my clothing too | 1593.6 | 3.84 |
I think they'd be scared of me wearing | 1595.94 | 4.5 |
this skin clothing | 1597.44 | 4.5 |
antiseptic | 1600.44 | 3.42 |
there we go and then what else I need | 1601.94 | 4.14 |
painkillers for the uh so that's a | 1603.86 | 4.74 |
sprained wrist there we go it's pain | 1606.08 | 4.5 |
oh how do I fix a sprained wrist I don't | 1608.6 | 3.36 |
think I've ever had one of those a | 1610.58 | 3.18 |
bandage okay | 1611.96 | 5.36 |
man I'm gonna need to make more bandages | 1613.76 | 3.56 |
all right | 1631.94 | 2.66 |
hey neighbors yeah what you doing | 1634.76 | 6.12 |
cooking water what you doing well I see | 1637.1 | 5.34 |
that bear | 1640.88 | 4.02 |
I think I think I see the cave he's been | 1642.44 | 3.66 |
living in | 1644.9 | 3.24 |
oh man you think there's a moose cave | 1646.1 | 3.48 |
somewhere no I don't think there's a | 1648.14 | 3.6 |
moose cave but I'm wondering like | 1649.58 | 3.839 |
I wonder if there's anything in the bear | 1651.74 | 2.42 |
cave | 1653.419 | 2.581 |
[Music] | 1654.16 | 3.399 |
he's walking away I'm gonna I'm gonna | 1656.0 | 3.679 |
check it oh my God | 1657.559 | 5.881 |
or maybe oh good the weather's | 1659.679 | 5.86 |
change on me isn't it | 1663.44 | 4.2 |
okay come on stay away bear I just saw | 1665.539 | 5.101 |
the bear leave yeah he left his cave he | 1667.64 | 4.62 |
left I was like what is it oh that's | 1670.64 | 3.24 |
where he's staying | 1672.26 | 3.24 |
okay | 1673.88 | 3.419 |
he might live alone or he got roommates | 1675.5 | 3.779 |
well I hope he doesn't have roommates I | 1677.299 | 5.12 |
guess I'm about to find out | 1679.279 | 3.14 |
wouldn't that be great | 1683.059 | 3.021 |
yeah this is absolutely a bear cave | 1686.48 | 4.4 |
anything in here | 1691.279 | 5.041 |
oh it's not much of a cave damn it I was | 1694.159 | 3.841 |
hoping there'd be something in here just | 1696.32 | 3.979 |
bones | 1698.0 | 2.299 |
yeah nothing but bones | 1701.36 | 5.699 |
it is a letdown gotta hope that oh man I | 1703.7 | 4.56 |
was hoping there'd be something cool in | 1707.059 | 2.341 |
the cave | 1708.26 | 4.019 |
well I came out hunting uh | 1709.4 | 4.62 |
and the sad news is I hadn't seen one | 1712.279 | 4.28 |
damn deer | 1714.02 | 2.539 |
man you I don't know what's wrong with | 1716.779 | 4.201 |
your place you live in an extinct world | 1719.0 | 4.799 |
just well it's not extinct it's full of | 1720.98 | 5.1 |
wolves oh just the Wolves but uh the | 1723.799 | 4.74 |
deer have uh seemingly started to | 1726.08 | 5.099 |
decline in population which has got me | 1728.539 | 4.921 |
fairly concerned oh | 1731.179 | 3.841 |
as I speak | 1733.46 | 5.54 |
I see a couple of them out there | 1735.02 | 3.98 |
oh man it actually my temperature is | 1739.159 | 4.321 |
going down though it's really cold today | 1741.02 | 5.039 |
oh crap and I'm worried that a blizzard | 1743.48 | 5.179 |
might come along | 1746.059 | 2.6 |
all right I gotta I gotta gamble I gotta | 1749.539 | 5.281 |
I gotta do it I need the food | 1751.64 | 5.1 |
I can sleep in it though right uh no the | 1754.82 | 4.58 |
bear lives there | 1756.74 | 2.66 |
oh hey there's a is that a birch tree | 1760.7 | 4.68 |
a great way to | 1763.7 | 4.5 |
Bert's Birch uh sapling into this perch | 1765.38 | 5.0 |
tree | 1768.2 | 2.18 |
I guess I could be so lucky have you not | 1771.559 | 4.681 |
got any Birch sampling since you decided | 1774.44 | 3.959 |
to make arrows uh no I haven't found any | 1776.24 | 3.84 |
around this region oh damn it's a | 1778.399 | 3.601 |
backpack bat over here though | 1780.08 | 3.9 |
hey | 1782.0 | 2.659 |
um | 1783.98 | 3.54 |
Polaroid what | 1784.659 | 4.841 |
I'm gonna do with a polaroid | 1787.52 | 3.42 |
Great Bear Island something something | 1789.5 | 3.679 |
something | 1790.94 | 2.239 |
oh wait it's for a location Coastal | 1794.0 | 6.059 |
Highway Vista what oh God okay nope I | 1796.399 | 5.841 |
don't wanna | 1800.059 | 2.181 |
[ __ ] oh wait a minute | 1802.94 | 5.16 |
where did I come from | 1806.059 | 4.701 |
oh oh | 1808.1 | 2.66 |
trying to find any sort of landmark okay | 1816.14 | 6.24 |
there's the there's a deer oh God it's | 1818.659 | 5.12 |
got to pick a direction | 1822.38 | 5.12 |
yeah but a blizzard | 1823.779 | 3.721 |
no not gonna stay in the bear cave I | 1828.44 | 4.619 |
need to | 1830.6 | 3.84 |
all right I'm just gonna run this way | 1833.059 | 4.201 |
and hope I find | 1834.44 | 5.219 |
I think I see maybe trees if I can get | 1837.26 | 5.399 |
back to the road I can find mooseburg | 1839.659 | 5.64 |
oh boy temperatures going quick though | 1842.659 | 4.38 |
oh God I don't even know what direction | 1845.299 | 3.24 |
I'm heading | 1847.039 | 3.0 |
I don't even know what direction I'm | 1848.539 | 3.541 |
heading this was dumb I should have seen | 1850.039 | 3.541 |
the blizzard coming why am I turning | 1852.08 | 3.12 |
around why am I doing that that's an | 1853.58 | 2.599 |
easy way | 1855.2 | 5.9 |
does it happen yeah yeah I know | 1856.179 | 4.921 |
come on gotta be a road up here | 1861.88 | 4.12 |
somewhere oh temperature I really need | 1864.38 | 3.299 |
you to hang on | 1866.0 | 3.659 |
God | 1867.679 | 3.801 |
but all right I do | 1869.659 | 4.321 |
doesn't matter right now how many arrows | 1871.48 | 3.699 |
down you got | 1873.98 | 3.96 |
three and my oh man yeah I'm about I'm | 1875.179 | 4.321 |
about to freeze | 1877.94 | 3.3 |
oh wait what is that what is it what is | 1879.5 | 5.279 |
it okay no it's a it's a fishing fishing | 1881.24 | 5.819 |
cabin oh there you go | 1884.779 | 3.961 |
hold up in that for a minute | 1887.059 | 4.881 |
I wonder which one this is | 1888.74 | 3.2 |
oh I know which one this is this is the | 1892.64 | 4.32 |
one closest to my house there is do I | 1894.2 | 5.839 |
have enough stuff to start a fire | 1896.96 | 3.079 |
warm me up I need to get some I need to | 1900.62 | 4.439 |
get some warm come on come on | 1902.48 | 4.079 |
you fail | 1905.059 | 3.661 |
you [ __ ] fail | 1906.559 | 3.381 |
come on | 1908.72 | 3.48 |
come on baby I've done this a thousand | 1909.94 | 5.7 |
times ought to be a damn expert at it | 1912.2 | 3.44 |
it did all right and yeah I got a bunch | 1919.399 | 5.64 |
of I broke down the damn pallet not too | 1922.34 | 5.959 |
long ago so I got a lot of wood | 1925.039 | 7.081 |
is there a door there's no door on this | 1928.299 | 6.521 |
put out some heat 22 degrees | 1932.12 | 5.939 |
there we go all right warming up Jesus | 1934.82 | 6.859 |
do I have anything I can cook | 1938.059 | 3.62 |
you know you can catch a fish | 1943.46 | 5.699 |
yeah that's true | 1946.12 | 4.72 |
wait if I searched these I don't know if | 1949.159 | 3.681 |
you're as well versed | 1950.84 | 5.4 |
maybe I haven't been in this one | 1952.84 | 5.68 |
because yeah these | 1956.24 | 4.38 |
paint don't need that yeah these drawers | 1958.52 | 3.72 |
weren't searched | 1960.62 | 4.02 |
what's in them well I found a revolver | 1962.24 | 4.5 |
cartridge in one of them | 1964.64 | 5.0 |
and I'll take | 1966.74 | 2.9 |
yeah let's tell you what let's add some | 1969.919 | 5.041 |
fuel yeah so we got five hours on that | 1971.659 | 6.061 |
stove so yeah may as well fish right | 1974.96 | 4.5 |
there you go break some of this ice | 1977.72 | 3.48 |
that's how I've been living for the last | 1979.46 | 3.78 |
week it feels like yeah well if I can't | 1981.2 | 3.839 |
get a deer today maybe we'll stay in a | 1983.24 | 3.24 |
fishing cabin | 1985.039 | 3.181 |
so that's not a bad idea on days where | 1986.48 | 3.66 |
there's a blizzard | 1988.22 | 3.839 |
let's go to the fishing cabin yeah I've | 1990.14 | 3.899 |
been going out in the morning and | 1992.059 | 5.041 |
fishing and then I'm working on my coat | 1994.039 | 4.921 |
and then at night I cook food all night | 1997.1 | 3.9 |
hell yeah man I just caught two fish in | 1998.96 | 4.5 |
one hour really yeah I'm getting better | 2001.0 | 4.559 |
I think I cooked I caught three in one | 2003.46 | 4.5 |
hour one time oh you lucky [ __ ] I got a | 2005.559 | 5.421 |
lot of good fishing stories | 2007.96 | 3.02 |
oh I just have we'll have to share some | 2011.2 | 3.9 |
fishing stories sometimes someday when | 2013.12 | 5.039 |
we have time one time I fish for an hour | 2015.1 | 8.16 |
and I call a fresh coho salmon | 2018.159 | 7.921 |
mmm it was so good I think I've tried | 2023.26 | 5.46 |
Coho it was eight damn this is eight | 2026.08 | 4.26 |
pounds of fish right here | 2028.72 | 3.0 |
oh you're in pounds | 2030.34 | 3.5 |
yeah | 2031.72 | 4.26 |
right you know what I'm gonna cook this | 2033.84 | 4.0 |
sandwich because it looked good as hell | 2035.98 | 9.08 |
[Music] | 2037.84 | 7.22 |
I do it is it a mandatory why are you | 2048.399 | 3.361 |
asking | 2051.04 | 2.7 |
just look yeah I'm afraid to push the | 2051.76 | 4.079 |
wrong button like a self-eject button or | 2053.74 | 4.34 |
something okay | 2055.839 | 6.121 |
oh there it is abstro yeah there you go | 2058.08 | 7.24 |
put it on baby go to close go to my | 2061.96 | 5.939 |
jackets these my jackets | 2065.32 | 4.74 |
okay so that one | 2067.899 | 4.001 |
I'm looking for like degrees | 2070.06 | 3.18 |
[Music] | 2071.9 | 5.66 |
the two or four that's four it's just is | 2073.24 | 7.859 |
yours good like that four what uh it's | 2077.56 | 5.279 |
four | 2081.099 | 4.621 |
plus four degrees Celsius oh yours is in | 2082.839 | 5.461 |
Fahrenheit isn't it yeah all right here | 2085.72 | 5.879 |
we go I'm wearing it oh man that looks | 2088.3 | 5.76 |
pretty cool heck yeah | 2091.599 | 5.221 |
it almost count names yes sir I love it | 2094.06 | 4.26 |
all right and he moves here moose bird | 2096.82 | 3.299 |
[ __ ] no there ain't no damn moves at | 2098.32 | 4.56 |
moose Bird yeah all right I'm packing up | 2100.119 | 5.581 |
I'm going you moving too uh yep that's | 2102.88 | 4.8 |
my next goal all right the bar is moving | 2105.7 | 4.74 |
day baby let's do it yep cause it's | 2107.68 | 5.179 |
snowing | 2110.44 | 2.419 |
[Music] | 2116.18 | 5.07 |
[Music] | 2127.76 | 7.22 |
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