Angry Sliding Bears - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you seen the latest video yet? Because let me tell you, the Bears are up to some crazy, mind-blowi...
Angry Sliding Bears - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH
Angry Sliding Bears - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH

Angry Sliding Bears - The Long Dark: PERMADEATH

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Angry Sliding Bears! This is definitely my favorite video, those bears are just too hilarious.

simon: I know, right? I can't stop laughing at how they're doing things not physically possible. It's like they're breakdancing or something!

appsro: Haha, those bears are on a whole other level of crazy. I can't believe they're sliding around like that. Definitely a classic Neebs Gaming moment.

neebs: Yeah, and don't forget the permadeath element. Adds that extra level of suspense and excitement. I can't get enough of this video!

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CaptionStartDuration
foreign1.4392.241
we're both sitting pretty right now4.923.8
oh God okay Bear10.746.6
yeah you can't come down here can you14.0595.021
as soon as I say something yeah we're17.346.14
doing good right now the Bear shows up19.084.4
him23.525.099
[Music]25.76.06
stay up there idiot28.6193.141
whoa what the hell did he just do32.7595.64
leaves I got sliding Bears here oh yeah36.183.66
yeah he just did something real weird38.3994.621
sliding Bears yeah he just like39.845.42
slit again43.025.16
slide down here I'm okay I was on a hill45.267.42
like he sled yeah kind of sled bear48.186.78
I'm gonna name you slidey what's up52.683.06
slidey54.964.02
[Music]55.745.04
okay58.983.719
you coming down this way don't you come60.783.3
down this way62.6992.251
yep64.083.539
[Music]64.954.77
he's coming down this way I better get67.6193.441
out of here69.723.36
I don't know I was just keeping an eye71.063.94
on it but yeah oh crap yep he's coming73.083.3
down here God is he gonna be hanging75.03.18
around mooseburg now76.384.82
hey good78.183.02
fight82.2592.54
I get the car87.03.08
oh90.846.02
where's my where's the nearest car92.544.32
here97.564.08
[Music]99.075.35
Maybe101.642.78
Milton is it nope it's not near Milton I106.924.979
doubt it's the same bear109.9794.5
moose has not returned that's the thing111.8993.961
and if I kill the bear what am I going114.4793.661
to do with it it's a ton of meat which I115.863.6
guess is good but I can't eat Predator118.144.799
meat it's not just wolf meat119.466.96
right you just don't know what it is122.9395.04
I don't think126.423.36
I know there's a yeah bare skin coat127.9793.0
that's the only thing I can make with a129.783.3
bear you wear two coats might be able to130.9793.361
but see that's the thing I need two133.083.299
bears I don't want to waste all my ammo134.344.259
no no no no no I'm not doing it136.3794.021
I want that moose the Moose Satchel138.5993.301
that's that's when I want more than140.42.699
anything141.95.78
yeah bear you just [ __ ] off143.0994.581
foreign148.143.0
[Music]151.959.03
it's a product I don't think it exists157.945.98
okay it's like headphones but it's for160.986.539
your nose you know what I'm saying163.926.8
I call them nose buds167.5193.201
no your ears are a sensory device so172.264.619
your nose is the same but for smells174.95.22
okay so you could download or figure out176.8796.86
your favorite smells okay how is180.123.619
I didn't work all that out184.84.5
I always got the idea186.724.14
you got some Logistics to figure out189.33.84
though this video is legally binding if190.865.72
it comes out I own that okay193.143.44
[Music]196.777.91
there's a wolf between here and there200.6596.401
come on man I just wanted to explore a204.684.839
little bit today let me put a cap in207.066.179
your ass look look at this code I got209.5196.921
if you scared aren't you scared213.2396.321
oh my God okay216.447.96
oh okay all right uh yeah I think so yep219.566.039
I popped him in the head but he was224.42.28
still running225.5995.78
he'll go off and die somewhere idiot226.684.699
been up there before I remember that232.7993.421
bridge234.6593.841
I guess he's just gonna run that way I236.223.84
wanted to explore out here I remember238.54.44
coming out here and finding a bridge240.064.92
and uh there was a river nowhere to242.945.18
follow the river see if it went anywhere244.983.14
how you doing how's that bullet in that248.582.879
head250.53.84
does it hurt go track him hell no I251.4594.321
gotta track him254.343.179
what am I gonna do with him255.783.72
yeah I shot him257.5193.541
shot him so he'd leave me alone maybe259.53.0
get the damn message261.064.44
for a minute to you oh I got my pry bar262.55.82
bring my pry bars let's see these trucks265.53.96
out here268.323.56
nothing269.462.42
Aqua pure you know what I don't even273.543.96
know how to use those275.6393.481
we're gonna yeah with dirty water you277.53.0
just throw those tablets in dirty water279.124.859
oh really I think so I like that I don't280.55.58
see a lot of dirty water well I think283.9795.22
normal water is a dirty water okay oh286.085.28
[ __ ] there's a little cabin right here289.1994.321
it's like right up this hill291.364.26
yeah another little cabin just sitting293.524.44
here you never saw never seen before all295.624.019
right yeah let me do a little navigation297.963.179
here299.6395.06
survey this local area301.1393.56
Liam Cedar limb rabbit Grove I don't305.7594.44
need that308.464.38
I'm gonna check this cabin310.1996.06
maybe maybe a rifle looking for a rifle312.845.22
for so long316.2594.621
let's see you haven't been in here318.064.979
charcoal don't need got plenty of320.885.64
charcoal charcoal okay yeah let's see323.0395.461
God I can barely see tell you what don't326.523.54
bust out a storm Lantern just so I don't328.53.11
miss anything330.068.639
[Music]331.618.83
what's this hey it's a little bit of338.6992.881
food340.444.199
it's a cooler here oh yeah yeah with341.586.72
soda in it okay Lantern fuel that's good344.6397.941
what about a rifle under this bed huh348.34.28
how about a rifle in that drawer355.17.18
well sadly no rifle but I got a little358.226.34
bit of food so can't complain isn't it362.283.479
funny if there was a moose in that364.562.699
drawer would have been amazing I would365.7594.461
love to see a moose in the drawer367.2595.461
that would have been a story370.224.539
then better my fish story yeah big time372.725.039
okay so there's not much in here in the374.7595.28
trash anything in the trash377.7594.801
nothing in the trash okay well good to380.0394.321
know this is here I can fall back to it382.565.34
if uh if I hop out here and uh384.365.64
I don't see anything387.93.72
wait no I don't want to put you down I390.04.52
want to put you out391.622.9
all right this seemed like a nice clear394.683.48
evening396.363.66
so let's see I think the river was over398.163.479
here and I wanted to follow that River400.025.06
let's see if it Whitney where401.6393.441
Whitney Ware405.4192.961
that's a bear [ __ ]409.1395.4
come on bear I just want to explore411.785.22
how come you got to be like you is414.5395.041
it I hate that he do you know417.05.12
try to get around him there is another419.584.98
man you know what that's gotta be that422.124.74
wolf424.562.3
I'm not going over there because I think427.283.759
it's the wolf I just want to see if this429.4193.12
if there's more fish over at this431.0393.301
fishing hook yeah maybe yeah maybe the432.5393.121
hunting you're at you've ever fished it434.342.82
you know what I mean maybe435.665.159
so if I end up fighting this wolf which437.166.24
I might because I have fish on me440.8194.5
maybe I'm downwind is that a thing in443.44.16
this game445.3192.241
boom was that a hit456.365.82
oh I scared him scared him off458.46.96
okay well good now I can fish here462.184.859
I don't know if I hit him I'll check for465.363.48
blood467.0393.301
probably didn't468.843.0
oh wait470.343.84
I hit him471.845.18
I'm gonna track him474.182.84
quick minute navigation479.04.319
he's running circles I'm gonna cut him484.9192.881
off486.4193.241
here we go oh he's faster he's got487.83.06
better stamina oh where's he going489.663.659
where'd he go oh he's up the hill up the490.867.339
hill wow look at him go he's a nut493.3194.88
the ball in this man498.965.1
too I'll see him where's he going now501.246.72
wow So Graceful yeah okay I found that504.065.4
Frozen river that I was talking about507.964.259
yeah so this eventually goes down to the509.464.439
Blake and dumps out but I wanted to512.2192.94
follow it up513.8993.181
it went anywhere I don't think I see a515.1593.781
waterfall on a bridge so that's517.083.3
something518.943.959
you're too right hear what with me where520.384.26
Whitney where it's got a ring to it522.8993.541
doesn't it Whitney where give me a name524.643.18
I could be Whitney Houston's like526.444.26
underwear brand I guess Whitney Ware I'd527.826.18
like it to be a name Whitney where530.75.34
you met my friend Whitney where I don't534.04.26
know if I I know why Whitney's a name536.044.68
Whitney Ware is not a name538.267.28
Whitney Ware is like Whitney's clothing540.724.82
Whitney Houston it's just Whitney Ware549.8396.541
one name there's no busted Bridge have I552.8397.021
been up here I don't think I have556.385.22
let's see what we got what we got what559.864.039
we got561.62.299
dark all right come on climb hold up567.8394.581
here you idiot569.822.6
train tracks574.323.66
train tracks you didn't see them before576.484.44
no I have not seen train tracks577.985.34
oh crap so this is a uh all right580.923.72
there's a tunnel over there I bet that583.323.72
leads out of this region584.644.319
I'm not gonna go too far I just want to587.044.16
peek588.9592.241
Cattails I'm592.3393.12
Coastal Highway598.443.3
I'm curious I'm just gonna see where599.943.0
this goes601.744.68
oh yeah we know where it doesn't go yeah602.949.54
I am Ravine Raven Falls Railway line606.429.9
oh it's just a big old Ravine here right612.486.12
see anything oh wow that's a616.325.36
one hell of a train bridge618.63.08
the celery it's only one I got but it's621.9594.021
pretty cold okay I'm just gonna leave623.73.72
I'm not gonna go across this bridge as625.983.419
much as I want to627.424.5
I just I don't see a reason to629.3995.461
oh yeah this bridge is broken [ __ ] oh631.926.84
boy this is a little dumb right stay on634.866.599
the track stay on the tracks638.763.81
oh yeah641.4594.62
[Music]642.576.209
navigate here646.0793.801
damn648.7792.781
[Music]649.885.1
Raven Falls651.563.42
fish for an hour658.145.28
there's no door on this one oh got a660.544.5
white fish663.425.039
if I get two two and one oh wait what665.045.7
I'm blind snapped oh that's what668.4594.38
happened to me earlier gotcha670.744.8
well you know what got one fish I got672.8394.62
enough stuff at home to make another675.543.359
fishing line677.4593.62
I'll just get warm and I'll go back home678.8994.62
I am heading back through the tunnel681.0794.721
because I am not gonna go that way I got683.5194.38
too much stuff but I'm gonna follow this685.84.8
train track at least this way you think687.8995.161
oh wait maybe it ends at that that log690.64.5
sort but I've never seen any tracks by693.063.899
that long sword695.13.72
all right I'm just gonna explore the696.9595.241
dark for some reason like a nut698.823.38
I just need to reach that wood right703.565.399
there706.747.86
can't quite reach it abstro oh no708.9597.62
it would yep714.63.96
break it down five minutes716.5794.461
it's on the hill it's hard to reach718.564.98
okay I gotta get back to this before my721.045.82
fire goes out cause I'm cooking a fish723.543.32
needs your sweet bright light729.8993.801
okay yeah they're definitely hauling734.2793.981
logs735.8992.361
another tunnel739.0194.82
no damn way741.02.839
okay I bet I wonder if that's the road744.425.539
that goes to mooseburg746.763.199
I'm still not sold on Whitney Ware756.7794.261
Whitney Ware is a uh is a painting line758.826.06
you know it's a bra761.047.4
train unloading okay764.883.56
is there anything here768.925.82
's another tunnel771.663.08
it's nothing though is it778.1393.781
tunnel caved in780.244.7
or can I get through it781.923.02
this is a caved in tunnel neebs786.123.5
bodies there's no houses791.764.079
oh man793.825.019
I was hoping to find something795.8395.101
well got my bed roll on me tell you what798.8393.421
I might do do I have enough stuff to800.943.48
make a campfire yeah I'm gonna make a802.264.98
little campfire here in this tunnel get804.425.84
a little Z's in here807.2411.13
[Music]810.268.11
and what time is it all right still got820.1394.32
a few more hours until morning luckily I821.945.88
picked up some coal824.4595.88
admit to use this but all right that's827.824.44
four hours left on that fire that'll get830.3394.321
me until morning hopefully this snow832.265.06
goes away834.662.66
um I'm in a tunnel like a uh a collapsed837.9595.221
tunnel sleeping by the train tracks like840.9594.921
a fool dude right843.185.459
here we go got a bunch of sticks I don't845.885.699
like walking around with no uh you know848.6395.041
things to burn anymore851.5793.481
can you break these big how you get853.682.58
these big benches you can break these855.062.64
down oh yeah856.263.6
yeah okay a lot of wood in there let's857.73.66
check out this cabin859.863.56
if there's a stove in here861.365.279
and there's not there is a bed though863.425.68
but it's not cold I got four hours on866.6395.061
this fire can I869.12.6
come on Research this for an hour there871.923.12
we go that's what I can spend my time873.722.58
doing875.044.46
so that's one hour876.33.2
is that it am I done with that book879.63.679
book where'd that book Go883.624.92
wait oh there it is oh yeah I finished885.8396.921
this book okay huh yeah888.544.22
uh three hours there all right it's894.065.339
sleep for three hours come on sunshine I896.5195.481
need you to come up899.3992.601
oh and the snow cleared yeah yeah yeah904.625.159
yeah yeah yeah907.624.56
are you kidding me909.7794.56
there's a goddamn trailer right there912.184.14
neebs a trailer914.3393.541
like one that you didn't know was there916.323.12
like one I didn't know that was yeah I917.883.24
could have slept in there on a son of a919.442.66
[ __ ]921.124.14
okay yeah I'm gonna grab my bed roll922.15.799
uh campfire you know what I'll take the925.265.519
torch uh can I'll leave you I'll leave927.8995.521
you here just in case yeah son of a [ __ ]930.7794.86
there's a perfectly good trailer sitting933.424.56
right here yeah but the experience you935.6394.38
had was worth it huh yeah it was fine it937.983.479
was you know yeah it was nice to sleep940.0192.82
in the tunnel941.4593.06
I won't get Captain Fever tell you that942.8392.761
much944.5194.141
all right is there a rifle in here come945.65.46
on at least bless me with a rifle what948.666.6
is this herbal tea firewood a book I951.066.0
could burn that anything in this drawer955.264.079
how about a rifle how about a moose957.064.079
starting to think maybe you should start959.3394.081
preparing to never have a rifle I mean961.1393.721
I'm kind of given it you know yeah I've963.424.52
written it off at this point964.863.08
these camo what do we got those come on968.366.339
something I could use food nothing damn972.363.599
it974.6993.361
sun will be coming up soon I'm gonna975.9593.841
start heading out978.063.959
just heading back down to the road and979.83.539
seeing if I can make my way back from982.0193.12
mooksburg maybe there'll be a moose983.3393.981
today985.1392.181
good morning Barbara Ann you're looking996.484.74
great all right let's see if we have a998.884.759
moose today1001.222.419
could you name your wife Whitney Ware1006.443.36
okay1008.63.359
good idea she just doesn't look like a1009.84.279
woman1011.9592.12
I am still no moose1015.984.14
I'm starting to think it was a fluke and1018.444.199
it was even here to begin with1020.124.62
he might have been a tourist you don't1022.6394.401
know maybe1024.746.839
there's a milk yeah this is annoying me1027.048.399
I want him so I want him so bad1031.5793.86
don't waste the day1036.53.02
cars1039.9192.66
loose cars1043.14.319
is it warm in this car I might sit in1045.0794.081
the car read a book or something I don't1047.4193.921
know1049.162.18
just wanna well I want this moose and I1051.53.72
gotta pass time until he gets here1053.363.179
I don't want to stay inside too much1055.223.3
because of Cabin Fever1056.5394.38
which is still the dumbest damn disease1058.525.36
you can get in this game1060.9192.961
yeah I don't think so let's see field1070.4195.321
dressing your kill Advanced guns1072.9196.541
fishing shooting what's this one1075.745.64
Medford green research will improve your1079.463.42
rifle I don't have a rifle so that's1081.384.02
worthless fishing you read fishing1082.885.48
didn't make you any better1085.42.96
volume one will improve my uh1092.484.4
harvesting skills1095.1794.321
yeah a deer or something yeah exactly1096.884.6
I'm gonna go outside and just read a1099.53.96
book today that's how relaxing my day is1101.484.319
going to be we'll see I just now made it1103.463.599
back home oh wow1105.7994.62
long that was a long walk1107.0595.881
oh but Whitney we're still here1110.4195.241
hello Miss1112.942.72
[Music]1119.123.36
all right just finished my book1123.6796.481
that was it it was good my carcass1127.166.36
harvesting skill is now level three1130.165.58
I just need a moose carcass1133.524.44
and today there has been no sign of sin1135.744.939
Mr moose1137.962.719
blizzard does suck out here1140.846.06
[Music]1143.944.76
oh I'm looking1146.96.47
I'm here a couple days and seen him1148.79.67
[Music]1153.375.0
I gotta check on my food1158.783.2
all right Barbara Ann let's see food I1163.1797.321
got one more piece of uh deer meat left1167.2995.101
[Music]1170.54.419
so I feel like I need to get a good rest1172.44.86
let this blizzard pass and then1174.9194.76
go hunt a deer1177.264.919
nice no yeah I want to hunt a moose1179.6794.12
can't hunt a moose can't find a moose1182.1793.661
okay I forgot about these pieces oh wait1183.7994.26
never mind what pieces uh these other1185.845.04
pieces of uh meat I have over here1188.0595.281
I got a lot of meat okay I mean this1190.884.32
meat yeah yeah all right never mind1193.343.959
never mind I might if if I go hunting it1195.24.02
might be tomorrow I got these two pieces1197.2994.561
still got a little bit of food yeah got1199.224.86
plenty of coffee herbal tea herbal tea1201.863.6
is insane we're gonna have a herbal tea1204.084.38
why not have that when you sleep I'm1205.464.5
about to sleep might as well take a nap1208.465.4
let this [ __ ] pass all right1209.966.12
about 45 days1213.865.04
that's a lot of days abstro yeah yeah1216.084.5
I've1218.93.84
ever survived this long that long as1220.586.599
man my place is just a mess1222.748.1
there are guts and hides and lanterns1227.1797.761
and Bottles just everywhere I love it1230.844.1
it's men I got four cured pelts1239.2995.941
is it they're done one two three working1242.244.559
on it you're already what 25 hours to1245.243.84
work on that [ __ ] uh I guess so let's1246.7994.441
see take that one take that one start1249.084.92
working buddy that one that one's cured1251.245.52
yep I don't need how many guts1254.05.22
four four and four remember two right1256.764.44
three and four1259.224.92
okay here we go all right heading down1261.24.38
to the work table1264.143.18
nice let's see what am I gonna do today1265.583.479
oh I might as well take a fishing tackle1267.325.46
and yeah I'm gonna go fishing1269.0596.061
see a little bit of water yeah1272.784.32
Sicky deer meat I need some fish in my1275.124.08
life okay so I gotta close I got a wolf1277.15.16
skin coat there we go and then you pick1279.24.8
how many hours you want to do yeah to1282.263.63
start1284.06.619
[Music]1285.894.729
all right so it's 25 hours I'll go ahead1290.846.78
and throw in two hey go here we go1292.887.919
crafted crafted in 23 hours there you go1297.625.34
yes man I'm excited we both got wool1300.7993.661
skin coats yeah1302.962.699
yeah that's awesome now if I could just1304.463.12
get a moose satchel1305.6595.421
I would be I'd be very happy1307.583.5
[Music]1315.089.3
[Music]1326.519.15
[Music]1338.263.109
well stepped out to look for a moose got1341.983.38
a wolf1344.723.76
[Music]1345.363.12
oh yeah oh there you are1348.944.26
oh1355.884.22
come on come on come on1357.1597.0
there you go so double shot double shot1360.16.579
double tap as he was charging you as he1364.1595.88
was charging me that's okay1366.6795.941
there1370.0395.221
I think I'm I think I might give up on1372.624.98
this moves man1375.264.86
you just keep the back burner1377.65.579
well that's what I've been doing1380.124.1
the place1383.1793.601
I will I want to move back to the places1384.225.079
I've been but I haven't seen Moose's1386.786.66
Miss there okay so I'm scared to not1389.2995.88
really scared but I just don't think1393.444.5
I'll see one gotcha this is the only1395.1794.62
place I've ever seen one so I figured he1397.944.58
might come back1399.7992.721
carry a lot more stuff yeah okay would1405.824.54
be beneficial1409.13.12
carrying [ __ ] let me break down the1410.363.0
pallet1412.223.18
so we got plenty of wood1413.363.9
yeah like this moose just ain't coming1415.43.54
nope1417.265.24
two more hours on the wolf coat1418.943.56
here we go yeah how close is that to1423.264.919
being done well 21 hours left so yeah1425.723.9
all right you still got it1428.1793.781
so I guess can I not work when the dark1429.624.26
in the dark times I don't think you can1431.963.48
unless you have a storm Lantern but then1433.883.36
yeah you're using Lantern fuel so that's1435.444.5
a it's a risk you have to take right1437.245.4
let's have a little sip1439.944.739
how's my food maybe I can get one more1442.644.519
hour in1444.6792.48
[Music]1448.274.75
there we go got one more hour in1449.6594.621
that's right you know you want to look1453.023.659
for food during the day but I can't see1454.285.3
yeah what do you mean1456.6792.901
um man I have a very well balanced oh1459.625.76
the lights are on oh you1463.223.66
so maybe I can work through this huh1465.384.14
because yes yes you can oh boy all right1466.885.22
yeah I'm gonna keep working to answer1469.525.159
your question I'm eating like uh nuts1472.15.52
and granola peaches syrup condensed milk1474.6795.461
beef jerky fish that sounds pretty1477.624.799
wonderful I'm eating like a king1480.144.019
I caught a bunch of fish so I've been1482.4193.601
doing fish for a little bit but yeah my1484.1594.26
wolf meat or not my wolf mate my uh deer1486.023.659
meat's running out1488.4193.421
so [ __ ] I might try to go out and see if1489.6794.261
I can score deer1491.844.62
my worry though is uh the deer May1493.945.34
dwindle in this region1496.465.219
after I you know shoot them all1499.283.84
gotcha1501.6794.261
I can't believe my luck man1503.124.98
Aurora storm right when I'm working on1505.944.8
my jacket that's perfect1508.14.86
I'll just keep snacking tell you what1510.743.96
the dirt1512.964.76
the deal will sure as [ __ ] will1514.73.02
come at me come at me I'm gonna do this1518.95.279
you're gonna do this where are you going1522.323.32
where are you going which way1524.1793.921
oh God1525.646.1
idiot idiot oh my God oh my God all1528.16.34
right Jesus he was tough holy crap that1531.744.14
was a big fight oh my God that was a1534.443.9
real big fight holy Craig took my health1535.883.84
halfway down1538.343.12
son of a little [ __ ]1539.725.819
okay I'm bleeding I gotta get in now1541.466.0
watch the move be here watch me come1545.5395.281
over here and I see the damn moose1547.466.02
he right off1550.822.66
inside and work on myself come on now1556.946.359
over1560.2993.0
uh I got my code down to 14.28 hours1565.885.279
left nice oh man look I'm dripping blood1569.0594.521
everywhere1571.1592.421
yeah I'm in the house1573.765.08
all right let's see I need a bandage man1575.965.839
I'm bleeding all over the place1578.847.4
take that outside man bandage1581.7994.441
oh man I'm gonna have to make more1587.6593.781
bandages all right little antiseptic1588.7994.801
bit me in like two places oh man I need1591.444.5
to check my clothing too1593.63.84
I think they'd be scared of me wearing1595.944.5
this skin clothing1597.444.5
antiseptic1600.443.42
there we go and then what else I need1601.944.14
painkillers for the uh so that's a1603.864.74
sprained wrist there we go it's pain1606.084.5
oh how do I fix a sprained wrist I don't1608.63.36
think I've ever had one of those a1610.583.18
bandage okay1611.965.36
man I'm gonna need to make more bandages1613.763.56
all right1631.942.66
hey neighbors yeah what you doing1634.766.12
cooking water what you doing well I see1637.15.34
that bear1640.884.02
I think I think I see the cave he's been1642.443.66
living in1644.93.24
oh man you think there's a moose cave1646.13.48
somewhere no I don't think there's a1648.143.6
moose cave but I'm wondering like1649.583.839
I wonder if there's anything in the bear1651.742.42
cave1653.4192.581
[Music]1654.163.399
he's walking away I'm gonna I'm gonna1656.03.679
check it oh my God1657.5595.881
or maybe oh good the weather's1659.6795.86
change on me isn't it1663.444.2
okay come on stay away bear I just saw1665.5395.101
the bear leave yeah he left his cave he1667.644.62
left I was like what is it oh that's1670.643.24
where he's staying1672.263.24
okay1673.883.419
he might live alone or he got roommates1675.53.779
well I hope he doesn't have roommates I1677.2995.12
guess I'm about to find out1679.2793.14
wouldn't that be great1683.0593.021
yeah this is absolutely a bear cave1686.484.4
anything in here1691.2795.041
oh it's not much of a cave damn it I was1694.1593.841
hoping there'd be something in here just1696.323.979
bones1698.02.299
yeah nothing but bones1701.365.699
it is a letdown gotta hope that oh man I1703.74.56
was hoping there'd be something cool in1707.0592.341
the cave1708.264.019
well I came out hunting uh1709.44.62
and the sad news is I hadn't seen one1712.2794.28
damn deer1714.022.539
man you I don't know what's wrong with1716.7794.201
your place you live in an extinct world1719.04.799
just well it's not extinct it's full of1720.985.1
wolves oh just the Wolves but uh the1723.7994.74
deer have uh seemingly started to1726.085.099
decline in population which has got me1728.5394.921
fairly concerned oh1731.1793.841
as I speak1733.465.54
I see a couple of them out there1735.023.98
oh man it actually my temperature is1739.1594.321
going down though it's really cold today1741.025.039
oh crap and I'm worried that a blizzard1743.485.179
might come along1746.0592.6
all right I gotta I gotta gamble I gotta1749.5395.281
I gotta do it I need the food1751.645.1
I can sleep in it though right uh no the1754.824.58
bear lives there1756.742.66
oh hey there's a is that a birch tree1760.74.68
a great way to1763.74.5
Bert's Birch uh sapling into this perch1765.385.0
tree1768.22.18
I guess I could be so lucky have you not1771.5594.681
got any Birch sampling since you decided1774.443.959
to make arrows uh no I haven't found any1776.243.84
around this region oh damn it's a1778.3993.601
backpack bat over here though1780.083.9
hey1782.02.659
um1783.983.54
Polaroid what1784.6594.841
I'm gonna do with a polaroid1787.523.42
Great Bear Island something something1789.53.679
something1790.942.239
oh wait it's for a location Coastal1794.06.059
Highway Vista what oh God okay nope I1796.3995.841
don't wanna1800.0592.181
[ __ ] oh wait a minute1802.945.16
where did I come from1806.0594.701
oh oh1808.12.66
trying to find any sort of landmark okay1816.146.24
there's the there's a deer oh God it's1818.6595.12
got to pick a direction1822.385.12
yeah but a blizzard1823.7793.721
no not gonna stay in the bear cave I1828.444.619
need to1830.63.84
all right I'm just gonna run this way1833.0594.201
and hope I find1834.445.219
I think I see maybe trees if I can get1837.265.399
back to the road I can find mooseburg1839.6595.64
oh boy temperatures going quick though1842.6594.38
oh God I don't even know what direction1845.2993.24
I'm heading1847.0393.0
I don't even know what direction I'm1848.5393.541
heading this was dumb I should have seen1850.0393.541
the blizzard coming why am I turning1852.083.12
around why am I doing that that's an1853.582.599
easy way1855.25.9
does it happen yeah yeah I know1856.1794.921
come on gotta be a road up here1861.884.12
somewhere oh temperature I really need1864.383.299
you to hang on1866.03.659
God1867.6793.801
but all right I do1869.6594.321
doesn't matter right now how many arrows1871.483.699
down you got1873.983.96
three and my oh man yeah I'm about I'm1875.1794.321
about to freeze1877.943.3
oh wait what is that what is it what is1879.55.279
it okay no it's a it's a fishing fishing1881.245.819
cabin oh there you go1884.7793.961
hold up in that for a minute1887.0594.881
I wonder which one this is1888.743.2
oh I know which one this is this is the1892.644.32
one closest to my house there is do I1894.25.839
have enough stuff to start a fire1896.963.079
warm me up I need to get some I need to1900.624.439
get some warm come on come on1902.484.079
you fail1905.0593.661
you [ __ ] fail1906.5593.381
come on1908.723.48
come on baby I've done this a thousand1909.945.7
times ought to be a damn expert at it1912.23.44
it did all right and yeah I got a bunch1919.3995.64
of I broke down the damn pallet not too1922.345.959
long ago so I got a lot of wood1925.0397.081
is there a door there's no door on this1928.2996.521
put out some heat 22 degrees1932.125.939
there we go all right warming up Jesus1934.826.859
do I have anything I can cook1938.0593.62
you know you can catch a fish1943.465.699
yeah that's true1946.124.72
wait if I searched these I don't know if1949.1593.681
you're as well versed1950.845.4
maybe I haven't been in this one1952.845.68
because yeah these1956.244.38
paint don't need that yeah these drawers1958.523.72
weren't searched1960.624.02
what's in them well I found a revolver1962.244.5
cartridge in one of them1964.645.0
and I'll take1966.742.9
yeah let's tell you what let's add some1969.9195.041
fuel yeah so we got five hours on that1971.6596.061
stove so yeah may as well fish right1974.964.5
there you go break some of this ice1977.723.48
that's how I've been living for the last1979.463.78
week it feels like yeah well if I can't1981.23.839
get a deer today maybe we'll stay in a1983.243.24
fishing cabin1985.0393.181
so that's not a bad idea on days where1986.483.66
there's a blizzard1988.223.839
let's go to the fishing cabin yeah I've1990.143.899
been going out in the morning and1992.0595.041
fishing and then I'm working on my coat1994.0394.921
and then at night I cook food all night1997.13.9
hell yeah man I just caught two fish in1998.964.5
one hour really yeah I'm getting better2001.04.559
I think I cooked I caught three in one2003.464.5
hour one time oh you lucky [ __ ] I got a2005.5595.421
lot of good fishing stories2007.963.02
oh I just have we'll have to share some2011.23.9
fishing stories sometimes someday when2013.125.039
we have time one time I fish for an hour2015.18.16
and I call a fresh coho salmon2018.1597.921
mmm it was so good I think I've tried2023.265.46
Coho it was eight damn this is eight2026.084.26
pounds of fish right here2028.723.0
oh you're in pounds2030.343.5
yeah2031.724.26
right you know what I'm gonna cook this2033.844.0
sandwich because it looked good as hell2035.989.08
[Music]2037.847.22
I do it is it a mandatory why are you2048.3993.361
asking2051.042.7
just look yeah I'm afraid to push the2051.764.079
wrong button like a self-eject button or2053.744.34
something okay2055.8396.121
oh there it is abstro yeah there you go2058.087.24
put it on baby go to close go to my2061.965.939
jackets these my jackets2065.324.74
okay so that one2067.8994.001
I'm looking for like degrees2070.063.18
[Music]2071.95.66
the two or four that's four it's just is2073.247.859
yours good like that four what uh it's2077.565.279
four2081.0994.621
plus four degrees Celsius oh yours is in2082.8395.461
Fahrenheit isn't it yeah all right here2085.725.879
we go I'm wearing it oh man that looks2088.35.76
pretty cool heck yeah2091.5995.221
it almost count names yes sir I love it2094.064.26
all right and he moves here moose bird2096.823.299
[ __ ] no there ain't no damn moves at2098.324.56
moose Bird yeah all right I'm packing up2100.1195.581
I'm going you moving too uh yep that's2102.884.8
my next goal all right the bar is moving2105.74.74
day baby let's do it yep cause it's2107.685.179
snowing2110.442.419
[Music]2116.185.07
[Music]2127.767.22

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