We're GALACTIC GIRLSCOUTS! - Pulsar: Lost Colony

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neebs: Hey there, Galactic Girlscouts! Can you believe this is our favorite video? I mean, who knew we were smart enough to play Pulsar: Lost Colony?

simon: Haha, I know right?! I never thought we'd be able to navigate through space like this. But hey, we're the Galactic Girlscouts, we can do anything!

appsro: You guys crack me up! I mean, who needs actual scouting skills when you have a spaceship, right? But seriously, this game is a blast, and I'm glad it's our favorite video!

neebs: Absolutely! I mean, who needs to sell cookies when you can explore the galaxy and encounter all sorts of crazy adventures? Pulsar: Lost Colony is definitely our jam as Galactic Girlscouts!

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fan! Have you checked out their latest video on "Pulsar: Lost Colony"? If not, you're in for a treat! This game looks like a real brain-teaser, and the Neebs crew is diving in head-first to see if they're smart enough to conquer it. I can't wait to see how they handle the challenges and work together to navigate through the galaxy.

The Neebs Gaming team always brings such a fun energy to their gameplay videos, and I know this one will be no different. From Simon's hilarious antics to Doraleous' strategic thinking, each member of the crew adds something special to the mix. I love watching them tackle new games and seeing how they interact with each other in the process. It's like hanging out with a group of friends and joining in on the adventure.

And don't even get me started on the Neebs Gaming Coffee! I've heard it's delicious and perfect for fueling those late-night gaming sessions. Plus, knowing that they're powered by Xidax PCs just adds to the excitement. Those machines are top-notch, and I'm sure they'll help the crew as they navigate the challenges of "Pulsar: Lost Colony." I can't wait to see how they handle the game and what kind of shenanigans they get into along the way.

Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
all right welcome hey	7.2	5.2
hey yeah so this is our crew yes sir	9.36	5.52
minus one we're short a science officer	12.4	4.24
yeah looking at resumes he'll be here	14.88	3.6
tomorrow okay are we all sure we want	16.64	2.96
doraleous	18.48	3.44
well i may have a choice yeah	19.6	4.08
if we had a choice then no i mean do you	21.92	3.679
really want me as pilot i mean come on	23.68	3.28
well yes	25.599	3.6
we have no standards simon i trust you	26.96	4.239
as pilot you've been practicing i've	29.199	4.401
seen it you look good oh cool well thank	31.199	4.561
you thank you that does look good nice	33.6	3.76
yeah so where do we get a science	35.76	4.0
officer from like do you hire one or	37.36	3.84
yeah we can we can have a bot do it can	39.76	3.44
we just keep the bot well wait like me	41.2	3.679
kind of bot or like somebody that looks	43.2	4.8
like a person no an ai generated but and	44.879	4.401
then we're going to be like grace and	48.0	2.719
get here and it's going to be like well	49.28	3.36
we should go back to the bot yeah yeah	50.719	3.601
well i mean we'll really tell we're	52.64	3.04
playing this game we'll cover that later	54.32	3.36
look okay let me let me bring this in	55.68	4.24
i'm the captain now all right behind me	57.68	4.879
is the sales leader board for fluffy	59.92	5.12
biscuits which is also our job to sell	62.559	4.24
biscuits yes	65.04	3.2
we're gonna be the best damn biscuit	66.799	4.0
salesman in the galaxy yeah yeah we're	68.24	4.559
we're at number 13 right now zero we	70.799	2.881
haven't	72.799	2.881
sold anything it's us well we're brand	73.68	4.479
new so that's fine we're gonna kick ass	75.68	6.4
all right listen i'm a new captain so	78.159	6.241
be patient with you yeah no no no no not	82.08	4.16
doing it okay that's like a t-shirt i'm	84.4	4.24
new captain deal with it let's see i	86.24	4.72
have captain things to do yeah hey	88.64	3.76
captain you tell me where to fly and	90.96	3.36
i'll and i'll and i'll fly for you tell	92.4	3.44
me what to shoot and i'm gonna shoot it	94.32	2.96
i'm the engineer i'm just gonna make	95.84	3.44
sure the ship doesn't blow up or try my	97.28	4.08
best okay uh	99.28	4.24
yellow alert	101.36	3.52
what the hell does that mean why are we	103.52	2.959
in yellow alert i don't know man i'm a	104.88	3.599
new captain okay yellow alert i'm going	106.479	4.64
to the that means we're busy do stuff	108.479	4.32
okay i'm going down engineering all	111.119	2.401
right	112.799	2.96
yeah cool tell me where to go captain	113.52	3.76
let me get on the gun get on the guns	115.759	3.04
and i'm gonna fly wherever you taught me	117.28	4.159
to fly give me a place to like go to and	118.799	5.92
warp to are we gonna warp	121.439	5.36
man a lot of questions i shouldn't be	124.719	5.08
captain	126.799	3.0
[Music]	130.28	27.4
space	156.16	4.4
that's a big [ __ ]	157.68	5.04
these are the voyages of the	160.56	4.48
the ss lightning shark	162.72	3.36
really	165.04	3.52
yeah yeah okay	166.08	4.879
it's three-part mission	168.56	6.24
to sell [ __ ] loads of biscuits	170.959	3.841
seek out the fabled lost colony	174.959	3.92
and boldly murder everyone in their way	179.28	15.44
[Music]	183.84	10.88
gonna throw up captain pilot yeah do you	196.8	4.079
need to be doing this right now no i'm	199.28	3.84
just what i'm just trying to practice	200.879	5.761
you know i'm new at this like down up	203.12	5.28
all around okay yeah we know the	206.64	3.679
directions all right so okay captain	208.4	3.04
first thing i think we're gonna need a	210.319	3.041
science officer right oh yeah that's	211.44	3.359
right so let's get him in here science	213.36	3.04
officer add a science bot there you go	214.799	4.401
yeah do it there uh there he is	216.4	5.6
it's a silvassi oh just like me oh man	219.2	4.88
he looks weird to me don't don't be mean	222.0	4.56
to him he has no body where's he going	224.08	3.92
yeah it's great all right he's fine all	226.56	3.28
right he's gonna be fine	228.0	3.76
all right so where are we going we want	229.84	3.36
to go sell biscuits right we'll sell	231.76	3.039
biscuits and find the lost colony so	233.2	2.72
what yeah	234.799	2.481
yeah i guess we got to find a lost	235.92	3.12
colony too we got that message all right	237.28	4.0
let's see there's two places close	239.04	4.08
eerier system should we just try that	241.28	3.519
see what we got there yeah let's go to a	243.12	3.92
system we can uh we can go down on the	244.799	3.52
planet and see if we can sell biscuits	247.04	3.759
to people i've marked the system so now	248.319	5.2
back out of here system oh wait this is	250.799	4.961
your job after you got to prep the warp	253.519	4.4
oh yeah yeah yeah hold up hey appsro	255.76	4.8
yeah i'm already there baby oh	257.919	5.28
okay i'm initiating the warp drive we're	260.56	5.04
charging the warp drive baby oh yeah and	263.199	5.121
i'll fly once that's charged you uh let	265.6	4.319
me know i want to get in the seat and i	268.32	3.2
want to stay engaged when we do that	269.919	3.041
cause that's okay it's gonna be charged	271.52	3.44
yeah very very very soon okay i'm	272.96	3.679
sitting down so yeah we should be	274.96	3.36
pointed at the right sector right there	276.639	3.921
simon oh of course sir it's marked	278.32	4.56
clearly right charging warp drive warp	280.56	5.04
drive is completely charged okay say it	282.88	4.24
neebs uh	285.6	4.879
pilot engage	287.12	3.359
up	292.72	2.64
and engage	293.6	3.12
she said the pilot to do it it's the	295.36	3.44
engineer's job engineer engage there we	296.72	4.96
go okay yeah yeah	298.8	6.48
we're space traveling boys	301.68	5.84
yep oh wow we just got a long range	305.28	4.0
communication from the fluffy biscuit	307.52	3.6
company what do they want somebody's	309.28	4.0
ordered three crates of biscuits yeah	311.12	4.72
nice we're like space girl scouts this	313.28	3.84
is awesome that's what we're gonna call	315.84	3.84
this series space girl scouts oh screw	317.12	4.48
that that's a racket they're like the	319.68	5.84
mob so wait should we accept it i mean	321.6	5.68
i would say yes i would say yeah i want	325.52	3.04
to be one of those cool captains where	327.28	3.68
if we go hey i like input all right yes	328.56	3.28
so let's	330.96	2.4
accept that we'll make that delivery	331.84	3.28
next we'll go to this system first right	333.36	3.04
yeah i mean i don't want ya you're the	335.12	3.6
captain all right new mission nice i	336.4	4.0
like hey after we	338.72	3.84
uh exit warp here i'm just gonna get on	340.4	3.44
the guns just in case we got some	342.56	3.28
hostiles you know you never know we'll	343.84	3.76
be at a warp in two minutes and 50	345.84	3.04
seconds	347.6	3.439
i'm taking a break yeah it's [ __ ] time	348.88	4.96
[ __ ] time	351.039	2.801
okay hey hey simonbot what's up i was	354.72	4.88
lit look we all have lockers here oh you	357.36	5.6
see your locker it says uh cybots oh	359.6	5.84
yeah simon's locker yeah there cool look	362.96	5.2
okay yeah store [ __ ] that's cool so it	365.44	4.64
is cool but all right so i got uh	368.16	3.92
nothing in here	370.08	3.6
a simon bot i feel like you and me are	372.08	3.119
gonna be good friends i have a feeling	373.68	3.44
we might too you're you're a handsome	375.199	4.081
devil you're a handsome robot	377.12	4.0
i'm feeling this like i've never been	379.28	4.88
attracted to a robot but it's happening	381.12	4.48
really yeah	384.16	3.2
man i wish i had that type of	385.6	3.76
programming that gave a [ __ ] you know	387.36	3.44
but but maybe one day remember one day	389.36	3.04
i'll buy you a program maybe you can	390.8	3.04
advance me to make me like because i	392.4	3.12
could recognize that you're good-looking	393.84	3.199
but i you don't make any i don't have	395.52	2.72
anything that tingles you know what i'm	397.039	3.361
saying gotcha listen i'll i'll i can buy	398.24	4.959
some [ __ ] software and install it uh	400.4	4.639
that's not gonna make me tingle i mean	403.199	3.601
would it make me you're gonna be my	405.039	4.241
robot friend oh boy	406.8	5.28
oh boy	409.28	2.8
captain we're coming out of warp in 28	413.759	4.961
seconds thanks uh engineer right	415.36	7.72
perfect i sound like a captain	418.72	4.36
[Music]	425.3	4.619
there we go all right	428.24	3.92
look at this dump hey can we do a scan	429.919	4.081
of the area just make sure we don't have	432.16	4.159
any bogeys around come on thick that's	434.0	5.44
me that's my thing i say that i mean	436.319	4.561
well he's suggesting it there's no	439.44	2.64
there's nothing wrong with you yeah like	440.88	3.039
what do you think you got a question a	442.08	3.679
science buck can we do a scan of the	443.919	3.84
area i don't think there's socket spots	445.759	3.521
not here	447.759	4.16
listen i'm kind of glad because now	449.28	4.0
this doesn't have very large shoes to	451.919	3.921
fill oh [ __ ] sorry	453.28	3.759
i think what are you doing i	455.84	3.359
accidentally shot a planet all right	457.039	4.16
well that's fine just try we don't know	459.199	3.601
if you you hopefully didn't kill	461.199	3.201
anything on the planet	462.8	3.36
you see any other ships in the area ah	464.4	3.76
here wait how do i scan well your	466.16	4.08
sensors are right here right so we can	468.16	3.439
put the sensors on the planet well i	470.24	2.48
thought we were looking for stuff like	471.599	2.801
we know well yeah the sensors aren't	472.72	3.199
detecting another ship planet's right	474.4	3.12
because yeah because the sensors are	475.919	3.28
detecting two things in this sector yeah	477.52	3.84
us and the planet okay let's look at the	479.199	3.361
planet right	481.36	3.04
planets uh temperature	482.56	3.12
climate	484.4	3.6
location of uh	485.68	4.72
temperate	488.0	2.4
climates sorry pilot stop sorry captain	490.84	5.24
bring it down buddy sorry sorry	494.0	4.639
it's a temperate climate location of a	496.08	5.36
bulb tooth harvesting station	498.639	5.12
hey silvasi cipher detect thick you're a	501.44	3.4
cevalcy	503.759	4.56
ah oh he's here now yeah hey buddy where	504.84	5.96
were you we were doing your job can you	508.319	4.241
see what's going on here yeah i can't	510.8	3.599
see his body i told you i didn't like it	512.56	3.12
there we go that's what you're supposed	514.399	4.32
to look like yeah look	515.68	6.4
i'm the lead savasi here so watch	518.719	4.8
yourself	522.08	2.8
watch yourself	523.519	3.361
or i'll blow your [ __ ] head off i	524.88	3.76
like it i like it establish dominance	526.88	3.6
that's right i'm gonna pee on them too	528.64	3.759
you're kind of establishing insecurity	530.48	2.88
as well	532.399	2.401
all right where are you at where are you	533.36	4.32
at i will blow your [ __ ] head off wow	534.8	4.159
captain do you want who you want going	537.68	3.04
on down onto the planet tell you what	538.959	3.921
let's send our weapons guy	540.72	4.96
and then uh maybe i'd say science guy	542.88	4.079
but crap	545.68	3.44
he's worthless no he's he's a piece of	546.959	3.361
[ __ ]	549.12	3.36
yeah do i need to take the actual	550.32	4.24
biscuits with me down there no no we all	552.48	3.919
have a biscuit gun oh tell you what	554.56	4.88
abstract you and thick you and thick	556.399	4.721
that's it all right we're going to the	559.44	3.44
teleporter we're going down the planet	561.12	4.32
all right all right okay we'll be back	562.88	6.48
all right me and you simon oh okay	565.44	5.36
all right thick you want to hit the	569.36	2.64
teleport button to get down to the	570.8	3.36
planet sure go	572.0	3.279
teleport	574.16	4.72
oh there you go and i'm right behind you	575.279	3.601
oh did you put a suit on no he said	585.76	4.72
we scanned the surface it said it was a	588.88	3.2
temperate climate it don't need it looks	590.48	3.76
[ __ ] ice cold here no it's temperate	592.08	3.199
okay	594.24	3.279
you know it looks cold but this is nice	595.279	4.081
all right well let's see man do you have	597.519	3.76
a scanner i don't have a scanner that's	599.36	3.36
one thing i really wish you know maybe	601.279	2.881
if we go to port maybe i can buy a	602.72	3.04
scanner but i see something i see a	604.16	4.64
structure over here oh spider	605.76	4.0
oh no	608.8	4.719
i guess we got to watch out yeah yeah	609.76	6.56
cap captain uh-huh captain i i'd like to	613.519	5.521
uh propose something that we	616.32	5.12
kind of like just always do on the ship	619.04	4.88
like something like uh maybe a procedure	621.44	3.76
if you will	623.92	4.08
and is it okay if i do my pitch yeah	625.2	4.96
it's very short very simple yeah okay i	628.0	4.24
think that we should have everyone	630.16	4.239
should be on the same page and we should	632.24	4.24
always say like when we get to where we	634.399	5.201
gotta go we have an a i j	636.48	6.32
a i j stands for always initiate jump	639.6	5.76
gotcha always like right now perfect	642.8	5.44
example boom over there	645.36	4.88
jump you know why	648.24	4.64
you're ready to go you never know yeah	650.24	4.32
okay look i'm a new captain so i don't	652.88	3.12
know if there's a downside of that there	654.56	3.92
might be like maybe maybe it draws power	656.0	4.0
that we need for shields or weapons or	658.48	3.12
something ah	660.0	4.399
now until we until we learn that let's	661.6	5.84
be ready i love it until we learn that	664.399	4.641
we will be ready and you tell the other	667.44	3.36
guys they need to be on the same page	669.04	3.76
because anyone can initiate jump yeah	670.8	4.719
we'll call that the simon law yes	672.8	5.279
yeah i love it all right i've i feel	675.519	4.801
like i've contributed slightly we're a	678.079	4.641
team yeah baby and you are my captain	680.32	4.48
you'll always be my captain i love this	682.72	5.04
i don't even care if you get like not	684.8	4.64
captain anymore and then and then	687.76	3.759
someone else takes over you'll always be	689.44	4.079
mine i don't know that was a possibility	691.519	3.361
no well i mean	693.519	2.721
they've been talking about it already	694.88	2.88
but i mean	696.24	4.32
always mine okay	697.76	4.88
hey uh captain come in	700.56	4.8
go ahead um your engineer right yes i'm	702.64	4.48
engineer yep uh this plant is kind of a	705.36	3.36
bust nobody wanted biscuits but we did	707.12	3.12
rob some people	708.72	3.44
you robbed people yeah yeah we we took	710.24	3.36
you know we found a bunker a guy's	712.16	3.28
asleep he's living with a robot it's	713.6	4.08
probably a sex thing okay um so we're	715.44	4.0
just gonna steal his stuff	717.68	3.44
we live with the robot all right but	719.44	2.88
let's don't do that because i think	721.12	2.399
there's you know	722.32	2.88
reputations and stuff well that's the	723.519	3.041
thing you what you need to do if you're	725.2	3.12
gonna rob people we need to have a take	726.56	4.8
off your uniform policy does your	728.32	5.199
uniform say fluffy biscuit on it uh i	731.36	4.64
don't it might thick does my uniform say	733.519	3.76
fluffy biscuit	736.0	2.72
no	737.279	4.881
it doesn't it okay yours does my gun has	738.72	5.28
it okay my gun has it does that count	742.16	3.359
yeah that counts yeah	744.0	3.6
then they say they stole our stuff all	745.519	3.44
right well look we just won't tell	747.6	2.88
anybody but uh i think we're done here	748.959	2.801
on this planet you want us back on the	750.48	3.039
ship yeah bring it back	751.76	3.28
all right dick let's get out of here	753.519	4.0
okay i think i just sold this robot's	755.04	5.599
biscuits oh wait you did maybe so yeah	757.519	4.56
no that's what we're here to we're here	760.639	2.961
to do we're here to solve ourselves	762.079	3.2
bought seven biscuits [ __ ] yeah we	763.6	4.64
talking names yeah kevin we sold some	765.279	4.961
biscuits oh hold up did we get credits	768.24	4.64
already check i'm working	770.24	6.8
i've sold 38 biscuits 31 biscuits oh my	772.88	5.92
goodness oh	777.04	4.32
baby baby yeah you can either hard sell	778.8	4.88
or soft sell i'm i'm gonna try to get no	781.36	4.08
he's not interested he's asleep thick	783.68	4.0
all right all right i'm just trying but	785.44	3.68
hey that's exciting this is our first	787.68	3.44
biscuit sale okay we're heading back to	789.12	6.24
the ship well done gentlemen 31 biscuits	791.12	7.279
what a start good day cat	795.36	6.64
great day simon yeah stealing last but	798.399	6.921
great day	802.0	3.32
[Music]	812.58	4.3
captain's log	815.36	4.64
we are almost to our first warp break we	816.88	4.72
don't know what's going to be there	820.0	3.36
could be no i think you do that in the	821.6	4.0
captain's room like at the end of the	823.36	4.8
day well look not just here okay you	825.6	4.479
also have to record it maybe your other	828.16	3.28
captains did but	830.079	3.681
look we're almost there okay okay i	831.44	3.36
think you're actually writing a log	833.76	2.639
you're just sitting there i know but i	834.8	2.399
just	836.399	2.081
i don't think the other guys do it	837.199	2.481
either they don't write it no they	838.48	2.88
record it never seen it written down	839.68	3.12
anywhere are you recording it somewhere	841.36	2.88
yeah i'm just saying it oh if i were	842.8	3.92
captain i i would have tons of logs you	844.24	4.399
can't be captain you're nuts well lots	846.72	3.84
of captains are nuts that needed to be	848.639	3.601
said absolutely captain crunch	850.56	3.12
crazy these little nuts look i think	852.24	2.959
we're coming out of warp here in like	853.68	2.959
yeah five seconds yeah that was a part	855.199	3.681
of the captain's log okay so everyone	856.639	3.681
had attention i would imagine you ready	858.88	3.68
yeah you're ready i'm ready pilot be	860.32	3.04
ready	862.56	2.399
what's that above us	863.36	3.52
science man what's that what is that	864.959	4.961
whoa i see a structure with mines all	866.88	5.04
around it looks like we can get some	869.92	4.0
whoa whoa whoa hey i'm just moving i'm	871.92	3.84
not i'm not moving away i'm not moving	873.92	3.44
closer to it i want to get a better view	875.76	3.12
hey guys i'm gonna do captain stuff now	877.36	3.599
okay okay sorry all right i wanna	878.88	4.72
investigate this ship uh thick can you	880.959	4.081
start targeting those mines and clearing	883.6	3.359
them out so we can move in closer i can	885.04	3.68
yes yeah captain i see a little blue	886.959	3.281
thing in there i think that's scrap we	888.72	3.2
picked that stuff up yeah we can use	890.24	2.8
that to uh	891.92	3.599
oh wow that explosion hit us uh really	893.04	4.239
uh oh yeah new repairs check the ship	895.519	2.88
for a year yeah yeah i'll go to the	897.279	3.761
engineering all right so i'll be moving	898.399	4.161
a little farther and we'll be seeing	901.04	3.28
what we can do so you know we're in red	902.56	3.92
alert we don't need to be in red alert i	904.32	4.24
didn't do that i know we did it because	906.48	3.359
we got hit by something it's an	908.56	3.12
automatic thing there you go thank you	909.839	4.081
i'm going the wrong direction aren't i	911.68	3.68
wait can you try not to blow up stuff	913.92	3.039
that's right near us	915.36	3.839
just i felt like it was far away so it	916.959	4.88
didn't seem like it was like right now	919.199	4.32
we're pretty far away can you still	921.839	3.841
shoot things from there i could try hold	923.519	4.56
on captain i'm in the back we look	925.68	4.64
pretty good you didn't see any fires no	928.079	3.601
we don't have any fires back here	930.32	2.4
engineering looks good we're still in	931.68	2.88
red alert you know how to take us out i	932.72	3.359
did take us out i went like this and i	934.56	3.839
hit green alert okay gotcha i still feel	936.079	3.601
like it's blinking red down here man	938.399	3.12
we're still getting hit by probably six	939.68	3.599
laser bombs i'm not no	941.519	2.641
okay	943.279	2.24
shouldn't be required	944.16	2.88
again because we're too close to these	945.519	4.081
mines blowing up okay that's why i asked	947.04	4.96
you i got a weapon system fired but that	949.6	4.239
doesn't make any sense yeah we got to be	952.0	3.199
getting debris from these mines maybe we	953.839	2.641
should just back off from the mines a	955.199	3.281
little bit pilot that's you buddy that's	956.48	4.88
me guess what i'm moving a good bit away	958.48	5.039
right now i think you should have clear	961.36	4.88
shots i mean not really i mean i see a	963.519	5.521
little we're	966.24	2.8
i want to get closer i can't though they	972.16	4.0
keep on saying i gotta get farther away	974.16	4.799
that's insane well we're getting damaged	976.16	4.88
captain how are we getting damage from	978.959	4.88
this look how far away we are yeah no	981.04	5.039
i'm seeing that that is insane	983.839	4.0
it's almost cleared out though so hold	986.079	3.841
hold tight okay hold your little titty	987.839	3.44
biscuits maybe it's just because the	989.92	3.44
weapon system's firing it thinks like oh	991.279	4.48
the weapon system fire go to red alert i	993.36	4.479
don't see any mines right now okay why	995.759	3.681
don't you take us close	997.839	3.68
so we can get some of this scrap more	999.44	4.0
power in the weapons all right so am i	1001.519	4.081
going over to that like blue glowing	1003.44	3.6
thing over here	1005.6	2.32
all right	1007.04	1.919
and	1007.92	3.76
go to it i'm still getting used to this	1008.959	5.041
captain you're doing great simon bot you	1011.68	3.44
are oh	1014.0	3.36
you grabbed it oh what's reverse control	1015.12	4.56
oh there are some mines up in there okay	1017.36	4.56
backing up backing up backing up okay	1019.68	3.279
okay	1021.92	2.48
all right so uh	1022.959	3.761
what else there's there's more right we	1024.4	3.679
should get more scraps oh yeah we should	1026.72	2.64
get scraps	1028.079	3.6
like space currency right exactly i just	1029.36	4.079
don't i just don't see any others so	1031.679	3.841
just go around and if you guys see	1033.439	3.12
something	1035.52	2.88
damn i'm just happy to see one it's	1036.559	4.48
above us above us there are some more	1038.4	4.96
mines in there let's let's go in closer	1041.039	3.76
be careful though	1043.36	3.839
that's what i'm going to try to do	1044.799	3.681
careful	1047.199	2.401
oh [ __ ]	1048.48	2.24
hey captain	1049.6	3.36
yeah um i don't i don't have a repair	1050.72	4.8
tool you don't yeah no i think we need	1052.96	4.4
to go to port that's on the point i	1055.52	3.279
thought the fluffy biscuit gun was the	1057.36	3.52
repair tool is it is it not no that's	1058.799	3.601
for selling biscuits	1060.88	3.12
is something broke	1062.4	3.68
no nothing's broke okay i just say i i	1064.0	4.559
thought i would have a repair tool	1066.08	4.16
i heard i heard thick say the fluffy	1068.559	4.0
biscuit tool was a repair tool oh maybe	1070.24	4.319
he's right i'll try it next time next	1072.559	4.561
time we get damaged oh [ __ ] okay what	1074.559	4.081
what	1077.12	3.84
sorry i'm gonna back up there's a mine	1078.64	6.0
right down there i'm gonna do this	1080.96	5.76
[Music]	1084.64	3.76
there you go thick	1086.72	5.199
good job thank you red alert again	1088.4	5.12
all right now wait i got another mine	1091.919	3.521
right here you do that you can hit	1093.52	6.24
unless you have the full mine targeted	1095.44	6.8
you won't hit it well i can get closer	1099.76	4.24
yeah simon bott take us in a little	1102.24	4.08
closer all right come on baby	1104.0	3.84
there we go i got that one there we go	1106.32	3.52
there we go all right all right so so	1107.84	4.16
now yeah just just bring us in and i see	1109.84	4.24
this scoop up this cr this cram scrap	1112.0	3.76
that's what i'm trying to do let's see	1114.08	3.52
clear oh there's a lot of scrap in here	1115.76	7.0
this is great okay hold on back it up	1117.6	5.16
yeah you got to be close	1124.48	2.72
i think you got the bottom one didn't	1126.0	2.799
you i did okay	1127.2	3.04
i do see a mine	1128.799	4.081
or it did a lot close enough come on	1130.24	5.12
baby come on oh yeah there we go we got	1132.88	3.679
that one	1135.36	3.36
do i go farther up or what	1136.559	4.401
i can't see much pat oh i think i see	1138.72	3.6
some blue over there there's more in	1140.96	2.32
here yeah	1142.32	2.719
oh [ __ ] what was that	1143.28	3.44
how's our hole and everything did i just	1145.039	4.241
hit something yeah but the holes	1146.72	4.319
oh yeah but yeah we had shields up i	1149.28	3.92
think we're fine okay um i don't see a	1151.039	4.481
way where i could fit through	1153.2	3.92
my brain's having a heart and i need to	1155.52	3.12
twist	1157.12	4.16
[ __ ] where'd you get this robot cam i i	1158.64	4.56
have super hearing because i'm a robot i	1161.28	4.24
hear you talking [ __ ] yeah no astro it	1163.2	4.479
was this oh we got it we got that one	1165.52	3.68
yeah yeah	1167.679	3.36
for shooting robots pretty good it was	1169.2	3.44
him can you imagine him doing	1171.039	3.361
engineering or science	1172.64	3.2
like this was the easiest job yeah	1174.4	2.72
you're right all right all right sorry	1175.84	3.28
for even bringing it up yeah you son of	1177.12	3.84
a [ __ ] i'm just the way it is it's your	1179.12	4.08
robot there's no emotions remember close	1180.96	4.24
by i know i'm trying to turn towards it	1183.2	3.76
by the way are you trying to get turned	1185.2	2.56
er	1186.96	3.2
come on	1187.76	2.4
baby right i'm gonna go back into	1190.84	3.64
engineering keep an eye on our reactor	1192.96	2.32
okay	1194.48	3.199
we took no damage though there you go	1195.28	4.16
yeah shields are up so we should be all	1197.679	4.401
right i'm being solved um i hope i'm not	1199.44	4.0
screwing myself here but i'm just gonna	1202.08	3.52
try to go around	1203.44	3.599
oh boy oh	1205.6	4.079
[ __ ] okay just don't hit it	1207.039	5.441
no i'm gonna do twist	1209.679	4.561
you think you got it	1212.48	3.6
well if i shoot it is it gonna [ __ ]	1214.24	3.2
don't shoot at this clock i'm not and	1216.08	3.12
that's what i'm saying okay i was about	1217.44	3.28
to say if i shoot it	1219.2	3.52
we'll we'll get damaged	1220.72	3.52
i think i think we should just get out	1222.72	3.12
of here simon of course that's what i	1224.24	3.439
said did we get all the scrap cap i	1225.84	3.92
don't see any more all right i'm back in	1227.679	4.24
engineering and uh yeah we look great i	1229.76	5.44
can't see where i'm going i'm all turned	1231.919	4.801
over	1235.2	3.359
that was a hit we hit the wall like we	1236.72	3.36
ran straight into the wall yeah it's not	1238.559	3.441
it's probably real dark in here isn't it	1240.08	3.839
oh it is just	1242.0	3.919
back straight up maybe i'm just trying	1243.919	5.201
to see my way out but i can't see	1245.919	5.841
oh oh [ __ ] i feel like i'm so close to	1249.12	3.84
the thing	1251.76	4.08
[ __ ] how do i get out of here hold on i	1252.96	4.4
might be able to help you	1255.84	3.28
okay if i hop on the other gun i think i	1257.36	3.28
can light this place up a little better	1259.12	2.799
so thick you have a flashlight on that	1260.64	2.24
gun right	1261.919	3.601
yeah i think i do too so turned around i	1262.88	4.159
don't know if i'm supposed to oh that's	1265.52	3.36
the way we need to go simon that way	1267.039	4.0
you're facing the laser yeah	1268.88	4.4
follow the laser that way okay sorry	1271.039	4.241
wrong way	1273.28	4.399
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah	1275.28	5.04
yeah yeah oh oh oh yeah steve one hey	1277.679	4.48
slow down slow down buddy you getting	1280.32	5.2
little yeah yep okay	1282.159	7.4
this is really tight quarters	1285.52	4.039
all right	1292.08	3.599
oh wait did we did we charge the warp uh	1293.44	4.32
i'm charging the warp right now you can	1295.679	4.321
probably take us to green dude i'm out	1297.76	3.36
of here	1300.0	2.64
of course should already be set line us	1301.12	3.439
up captain let me know engineer when	1302.64	3.2
we're ready	1304.559	3.041
linus you're the cap	1305.84	4.0
pilot i meant pilot	1307.6	6.12
my first day is captain	1309.84	3.88
[Music]	1315.52	18.719
you	1336.48	2.079

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