Another DIMENSION! - Pulsar: Lost Colony
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen the latest episode of Pulsar: Lost Colony? It's like we're in another DIMENSION!
simon: Oh yeah, that episode disappeared faster than a pizza at a gaming convention! But it's still my favorite, the shenanigans in that game are top-notch.
appsro: Guys, guys, let's not forget the real star of the show here - me! Just kidding, that episode was a blast, I mean who wouldn't want to get lost in space with us?
neebs: Haha, Appsro always thinking he's the star! But seriously, that episode had me laughing so hard I nearly spilled my Neebs Gaming Coffee all over my Xidax PC.
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Pulsar: Lost Colony yet? It's the one that disappeared and now it's back for us to enjoy all over again. If you haven't seen it, you're in for a treat!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| captain's log we're doing a biscuit | 1.52 | 5.68 |
| delivery maxo brassus is a big food time | 3.84 | 5.52 |
| reviewer that this goes well there might | 7.2 | 4.08 |
| be a lot more business for us no one | 9.36 | 3.84 |
| should ever say captain's log we were | 11.28 | 5.64 |
| doing a biscuit delivery | 13.2 | 3.72 |
| [Music] | 18.28 | 2.24 |
| [Applause] | 19.01 | 18.36 |
| [Music] | 20.52 | 17.09 |
| [Applause] | 37.37 | 8.26 |
| [Music] | 37.61 | 8.02 |
| oh wow look at this dump okay okay well | 46.8 | 5.2 |
| dump this looks pretty cool over here | 50.32 | 3.919 |
| this is a manner doraleous yeah how the | 52.0 | 3.92 |
| scans look let me tell you i mean we | 54.239 | 2.881 |
| know it's here captain it's just a | 55.92 | 2.56 |
| manner right okay | 57.12 | 3.52 |
| can't be too safe right captain yes | 58.48 | 4.32 |
| simon permission to move closer to this | 60.64 | 3.919 |
| thing that looks like a floating turd | 62.8 | 3.92 |
| sure let's do it that's a luxury manor | 64.559 | 4.481 |
| owned by maxwell brasses okay are there | 66.72 | 4.079 |
| any comms you can open for me that help | 69.04 | 4.64 |
| uh yeah probably nope no we'll probably | 70.799 | 4.081 |
| we're probably gonna have to warp down | 73.68 | 2.88 |
| onto the station and find this guy hey | 74.88 | 3.04 |
| maybe we can pick up extra jobs or | 76.56 | 3.199 |
| something while we're here okay it's | 77.92 | 3.28 |
| lonely out here | 79.759 | 2.641 |
| kind of a cool spot though like a | 81.2 | 3.279 |
| vacation home yeah like oh i'm gonna go | 82.4 | 3.84 |
| out to my asteroid manor and look at | 84.479 | 4.721 |
| space front property yeah oh man the sex | 86.24 | 4.879 |
| parties here are probably sweet | 89.2 | 3.68 |
| yeah you're probably like space | 91.119 | 2.64 |
| yeah | 92.88 | 3.44 |
| big fan thanks that's a good salesman | 93.759 | 5.521 |
| it's space front what is it | 96.32 | 5.04 |
| space pop right in if you want all right | 99.28 | 3.519 |
| captain what's up all right let's do | 101.36 | 4.079 |
| this so let's send uh abstro simon and | 102.799 | 4.96 |
| ayda butt to the surface perfect and | 105.439 | 4.401 |
| then uh hey sell biscuits okay all right | 107.759 | 3.921 |
| eight is eighty bots with us yeah we got | 109.84 | 2.81 |
| etabot | 111.68 | 3.6 |
| [Music] | 112.65 | 3.91 |
| he's right here working the weapon | 115.28 | 3.199 |
| systems for us while thick's | 116.56 | 3.36 |
| on vacation are doing whatever he's | 118.479 | 3.521 |
| doing don't just sell the crates sell | 119.92 | 3.92 |
| extra biscuits okay all right we'll sell | 122.0 | 3.2 |
| some biscuits we'll sell some crates | 123.84 | 4.399 |
| baby impulse | 125.2 | 4.399 |
| all right | 128.239 | 3.921 |
| this way simon alrighty right let's see | 129.599 | 5.121 |
| where is this guy well he's got a robot | 132.16 | 4.32 |
| here running the bar you got time for a | 134.72 | 3.92 |
| drink hey maybe what's up see if he can | 136.48 | 4.72 |
| sell that robot a biscuit okay oh yeah | 138.64 | 4.64 |
| really says sixty-two percent | 141.2 | 3.92 |
| sale come on oh yeah dude | 143.28 | 4.16 |
| now good times yeah oh look at this but | 145.12 | 4.4 |
| man this is a nice place look you can | 147.44 | 5.2 |
| have dinner here yes it's wonderful love | 149.52 | 5.84 |
| i love the the room and the very bright | 152.64 | 4.879 |
| center of the table yeah that light | 155.36 | 4.08 |
| everybody up quite inviting let's see | 157.519 | 4.641 |
| where is this uh joker um no i think | 159.44 | 4.32 |
| we're in the kitchen what's he got what | 162.16 | 3.92 |
| is this though a classic biscuit | 163.76 | 3.44 |
| is it okay | 166.08 | 2.4 |
| don't tell anybody simon i'm stealing | 167.2 | 3.52 |
| from the kitchen oh okay yeah okay it's | 168.48 | 4.32 |
| okay it's okay i tell nobody listen if | 170.72 | 4.159 |
| you see me stealing it goes without | 172.8 | 3.84 |
| saying i don't want you to tell people | 174.879 | 3.921 |
| all right i said understood | 176.64 | 4.0 |
| no no i got you i got you i want hey i | 178.8 | 6.68 |
| think this is our guy hey we were wrong | 180.64 | 4.84 |
| hey man he was he was having like a sex | 190.4 | 4.32 |
| party in his terrarium like | 192.319 | 3.681 |
| he needs uh he need i guess some | 194.72 | 3.68 |
| monsters got loose what's a terrarium | 196.0 | 5.84 |
| again i'm not entirely sure oh but you | 198.4 | 5.6 |
| know that there was a sex party going on | 201.84 | 4.08 |
| yeah sex party there's terrarium some | 204.0 | 3.84 |
| [ __ ] got loose and there's monsters | 205.92 | 3.76 |
| there hey uh absolutely captained after | 207.84 | 3.36 |
| the captain come in | 209.68 | 3.119 |
| oh yeah hey there's a there's a mission | 211.2 | 3.92 |
| here this rich [ __ ] had some monsters | 212.799 | 4.08 |
| get loose wants us to clear them out uh | 215.12 | 3.759 |
| right there where you are uh yeah here | 216.879 | 4.241 |
| on the ship somewhere get the offering | 218.879 | 3.92 |
| he's offering to give our company uh | 221.12 | 6.24 |
| like a really good review of five stars | 222.799 | 6.241 |
| listen there's only five percent chance | 227.36 | 3.599 |
| this guy wants to buy biscuits let's see | 229.04 | 3.919 |
| if he buys any more biscuits no i mean | 230.959 | 4.161 |
| i'm not gonna i'm doing it damn it he | 232.959 | 3.761 |
| didn't he didn't take the hard sale all | 235.12 | 3.119 |
| right listen let's do it but if you see | 236.72 | 2.96 |
| any stuff laying around just grab it | 238.239 | 4.0 |
| okay okay yeah yeah and maybe maybe | 239.68 | 4.32 |
| he'll pay us i'm going to recommend uh | 242.239 | 3.36 |
| dora uh door come down here with his | 244.0 | 3.04 |
| scanner | 245.599 | 3.041 |
| that's a good call | 247.04 | 4.26 |
| for that yeah i'm going | 248.64 | 6.56 |
| [Music] | 251.3 | 5.74 |
| so i think of a terrarium as being like | 255.2 | 4.64 |
| this almost like a a place where things | 257.04 | 5.52 |
| will be growing like greenery inside of | 259.84 | 4.56 |
| like uh yeah terra terra means like | 262.56 | 4.88 |
| earth right so yeah an earthium | 264.4 | 6.72 |
| an atmosphere yeah all right witch | 267.44 | 6.319 |
| oh [ __ ] okay | 271.12 | 4.96 |
| there's a lot of red sorry | 273.759 | 3.921 |
| captain what's up captain what's up cap | 276.08 | 2.64 |
| are y'all trying to figure out what a | 277.68 | 3.12 |
| terrarium is yeah i mean it's like an | 278.72 | 3.84 |
| aquarium without water pretty much yeah | 280.8 | 3.6 |
| it's an earth aquarium we got it okay | 282.56 | 3.84 |
| good now and now i know officially oh | 284.4 | 4.079 |
| god there's like slimes in here | 286.4 | 4.32 |
| all right so we shoot it's like 16 red | 288.479 | 4.801 |
| dots here everyone wow so that's a lot | 290.72 | 5.36 |
| of red dots so we're looking at slimes | 293.28 | 4.08 |
| that are going to come up and we just | 296.08 | 3.2 |
| need to shoot yep there's four up here | 297.36 | 4.32 |
| on the left up here and to the left yeah | 299.28 | 4.56 |
| yep i see one oh [ __ ] i can't shoot you | 301.68 | 5.2 |
| can i oh i hope not oh careful three | 303.84 | 4.639 |
| more oh | 306.88 | 3.44 |
| that one yep all these guys these guys | 308.479 | 3.761 |
| are pushovers yeah man this is good man | 310.32 | 3.2 |
| i hope we're getting paid for this this | 312.24 | 3.28 |
| guy sucks he didn't you couldn't deal | 313.52 | 3.76 |
| with this oh i know we're gonna buy a | 315.52 | 3.519 |
| biscuit not even one damn business no | 317.28 | 3.759 |
| maybe he will after nothing in here or | 319.039 | 3.841 |
| maybe exactly why not buy a biscuit | 321.039 | 3.281 |
| first we're going to help you pick up | 322.88 | 3.52 |
| heavy pistol too do it ooh a heavy | 324.32 | 4.24 |
| pistol too that's good | 326.4 | 4.4 |
| i'll pick up candy pack you guys should | 328.56 | 4.24 |
| pick up more stuff when you're here yep | 330.8 | 6.839 |
| i haven't picked up anything all right | 332.8 | 4.839 |
| all right let's see what this baby will | 338.24 | 2.48 |
| do | 339.919 | 3.201 |
| come on there we are | 340.72 | 4.96 |
| up underneath we're going to do the | 343.12 | 4.0 |
| loopty loop | 345.68 | 4.079 |
| let's do it all the way around | 347.12 | 4.4 |
| yeah hopefully i'll thread it right | 349.759 | 4.241 |
| through come on | 351.52 | 4.08 |
| gotta level out a little bit time it | 354.0 | 3.36 |
| just right | 355.6 | 2.64 |
| mm-hmm | 357.36 | 2.559 |
| should've been a pilot | 358.24 | 4.0 |
| come on baby come on | 359.919 | 3.601 |
| is it gonna make it | 362.24 | 2.72 |
| ah | 363.52 | 3.6 |
| well this wasn't as hard as i thought | 364.96 | 4.239 |
| this is kind of easy okay | 367.12 | 3.12 |
| surely | 369.199 | 3.041 |
| well am i starting to doubt it now oh | 370.24 | 3.519 |
| boy nope | 372.24 | 2.959 |
| crap okay | 373.759 | 2.801 |
| yep | 375.199 | 5.0 |
| it's harder than it looks | 376.56 | 3.639 |
| what you see up here door three more uh | 380.72 | 3.84 |
| straight ahead i guess on the other side | 383.28 | 2.8 |
| of this wall and there should be to the | 384.56 | 4.0 |
| right there's one coming oh god oh god | 386.08 | 4.64 |
| oh god that's a big | 388.56 | 6.12 |
| dinosaur yep | 390.72 | 3.96 |
| spider here oh simon simon bot needs a | 395.68 | 4.72 |
| little bit of healing i got him | 398.16 | 3.12 |
| you do | 400.4 | 2.96 |
| i got you okay | 401.28 | 4.08 |
| here we go do it | 403.36 | 5.119 |
| oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god wait i'm | 405.36 | 5.44 |
| helping just me being by you heals you | 408.479 | 4.56 |
| so we're cool okay i see uh yeah another | 410.8 | 4.16 |
| another spider over here left here yeah | 413.039 | 3.921 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah suck it second | 414.96 | 3.92 |
| second we know for sure that i can't | 416.96 | 3.76 |
| hurt you you can't hurt me so i don't | 418.88 | 3.52 |
| want to worry about look at all these | 420.72 | 4.4 |
| spiders over here oh [ __ ] oh wow yeah | 422.4 | 4.48 |
| yeah there we go clean them up clean | 425.12 | 3.76 |
| them really good yeah how did all this | 426.88 | 6.24 |
| [ __ ] get out oh watch that dinosaur | 428.88 | 4.24 |
| hey dinosaur did it complete | 435.44 | 3.92 |
| all right is there any stuff here we | 437.84 | 2.96 |
| could take i want to grab any rare | 439.36 | 3.36 |
| materials i mean this is a terrarium | 440.8 | 3.839 |
| maybe it's got some like some cool [ __ ] | 442.72 | 2.8 |
| this is | 444.639 | 2.96 |
| this doesn't seem like a terrarium this | 445.52 | 4.88 |
| seems like a big round dining room it | 447.599 | 5.04 |
| really does yeah he like comes here and | 450.4 | 4.079 |
| like eats sex parties | 452.639 | 3.201 |
| sex i don't know where you're getting | 454.479 | 2.961 |
| the sex parties from i mean it's what i | 455.84 | 2.88 |
| would do if i had a tour it does seem | 457.44 | 3.52 |
| like a freak you do you do a sex party | 458.72 | 4.72 |
| in a porto potty all right let's get the | 460.96 | 3.679 |
| hell out of here kev we're on the way | 463.44 | 3.439 |
| back copy that i'm gonna go talk to old | 464.639 | 4.881 |
| maxwell whatever the [ __ ] his name was | 466.879 | 4.72 |
| son of a [ __ ] the freak bella bella | 469.52 | 4.48 |
| buddha bella wonder who's coming to his | 471.599 | 5.361 |
| sex parties well slimes and | 474.0 | 7.28 |
| dinosaurs yeah he's [ __ ] sly spiders | 476.96 | 4.32 |
| where is captain napes | 484.479 | 3.601 |
| hmm | 487.12 | 2.56 |
| where could he be | 488.08 | 4.72 |
| oh he's a master pilot and he knows how | 489.68 | 5.359 |
| to hide that'd be great if we're in a | 492.8 | 4.799 |
| race we just tuck in behind a rock like | 495.039 | 5.361 |
| they do in the movies | 497.599 | 4.961 |
| all right mr brasses uh we got rid of | 500.4 | 4.4 |
| the creatures yes we did good sir yeah | 502.56 | 4.16 |
| see thank you save my life i'll surely | 504.8 | 3.76 |
| write the review for your company now | 506.72 | 3.759 |
| positive one uh do you have the five | 508.56 | 4.8 |
| crates of biscuits why yes we do | 510.479 | 6.161 |
| boom baby we just made 3 000 credits and | 513.36 | 5.359 |
| we sold our biscuits okay well that's | 516.64 | 3.759 |
| good he was i forgot about the whole | 518.719 | 3.921 |
| idea of getting biscuits yeah all right | 520.399 | 4.0 |
| do we want to rob this joint what's down | 522.64 | 3.6 |
| there i i kind of grabbed everything i | 524.399 | 3.521 |
| could see okay did you go all the way to | 526.24 | 3.68 |
| the end yeah okay well then yeah let's | 527.92 | 4.08 |
| get out of here get back to the ship i | 529.92 | 3.28 |
| like that we were pointing our guns at | 532.0 | 3.04 |
| that guy yeah yeah you know make him | 533.2 | 3.44 |
| know you know we mean business makes me | 535.04 | 4.72 |
| feel strong to make other people scared | 536.64 | 5.52 |
| hey cap hey buddy yep well done | 539.76 | 4.56 |
| thanks where to next uh let's hit it | 542.16 | 3.119 |
| stations | 544.32 | 3.84 |
| patience stay tuned | 545.279 | 5.12 |
| prepping the jump captain always | 548.16 | 5.04 |
| initiate jump what happened captain | 550.399 | 4.161 |
| this whole [ __ ] time you've been | 553.2 | 2.8 |
| sitting up here and hey who's been | 554.56 | 4.399 |
| screwing with my controls | 556.0 | 5.959 |
| cat | 558.959 | 3.0 |
| all right folks we're getting ready to | 562.56 | 3.92 |
| come out of warp yep three two what | 563.6 | 5.359 |
| valley scans scanning all right captain | 566.48 | 4.0 |
| you want me to sit still right let's | 568.959 | 3.921 |
| just sit still buddy see anything yet | 570.48 | 4.88 |
| fire a few probes i'm firing them uh | 572.88 | 4.639 |
| there is a ship out there in the comms | 575.36 | 3.84 |
| see that dora i will now i got to pull | 577.519 | 4.401 |
| out of this yeah the column's the rendra | 579.2 | 4.24 |
| all right you want to here we go if you | 581.92 | 3.599 |
| want to talk to them open comms oh it's | 583.44 | 5.12 |
| the randra hmm uh-oh says well hello you | 585.519 | 5.041 |
| didn't expect to find a fluffy biscuit | 588.56 | 4.32 |
| ship out here right for pillaging aren't | 590.56 | 4.0 |
| you or | 592.88 | 3.28 |
| we should sell them some biscuits huh | 594.56 | 3.36 |
| well no i think they want to raid us | 596.16 | 3.119 |
| yeah yeah i was about to say do you have | 597.92 | 2.479 |
| any um | 599.279 | 3.12 |
| there's no dialogue options are there no | 600.399 | 4.161 |
| all right yep we're in a fight okay i'm | 602.399 | 4.88 |
| moving places we're doing this | 604.56 | 4.64 |
| i am moving captain you can tell me | 607.279 | 4.161 |
| where this picture make sure everybody | 609.2 | 5.04 |
| has a shot keeping my eyes open | 611.44 | 4.72 |
| all right dora let's let's let's be on | 614.24 | 4.08 |
| the same page here oh you're just flying | 616.16 | 3.84 |
| and i'm looking oh you know what wait | 618.32 | 3.36 |
| who's on the turret | 620.0 | 4.0 |
| yes aydah okay so | 621.68 | 3.76 |
| this is what we're gonna have to do what | 624.0 | 3.36 |
| do you i would call this | 625.44 | 4.48 |
| going down | 627.36 | 3.919 |
| okay | 629.92 | 5.2 |
| okay and this is going up | 631.279 | 6.161 |
| so you know what's interesting is | 635.12 | 4.56 |
| aydahbot's not communicating i'm going | 637.44 | 3.6 |
| to need to be able to communicate with | 639.68 | 3.52 |
| her | 641.04 | 2.16 |
| oh we can take | 644.24 | 2.8 |
| there we go execute that i think they're | 658.959 | 4.0 |
| hitting us with some viruses yep i just | 661.12 | 3.76 |
| did the thing all right i'm gonna put on | 662.959 | 3.921 |
| some uh cool our engines off a little | 664.88 | 3.44 |
| bit we're running hot | 666.88 | 3.12 |
| all right we got a rock in the way simon | 668.32 | 3.12 |
| get around this rock | 670.0 | 4.72 |
| are you talking about one right | 671.44 | 3.28 |
| i don't know i'm just flying you're | 680.959 | 3.281 |
| telling me i'm going to go into a rock i | 682.8 | 2.8 |
| was nowhere near why you guys shooting | 684.24 | 2.32 |
| at stuff and not knowing if you're | 685.6 | 2.96 |
| killing it or not trellis guys look at | 686.56 | 4.719 |
| this ship now what is the ship down i | 688.56 | 4.88 |
| don't know look is it on this is it on | 691.279 | 3.68 |
| the scanner no i mean it disappeared | 693.44 | 3.68 |
| from you we see any possibilities | 694.959 | 3.041 |
| okay | 697.12 | 2.399 |
| oh it's talking about shooting it i | 698.0 | 3.6 |
| can't see everything silent turn right | 699.519 | 4.401 |
| okay i'm turning right i see it looks | 701.6 | 5.679 |
| like a pile of scrap out there yeah | 703.92 | 5.039 |
| oh yeah it looks like adabot shooting at | 707.279 | 3.68 |
| it yeah it's straight ahead okay well i | 708.959 | 3.841 |
| can't wait to get it so we killed the | 710.959 | 3.921 |
| ship huh yeah i guess so look at that | 712.8 | 4.24 |
| and who who'd knew that killing the ship | 714.88 | 4.399 |
| would be giving everyone such a sour | 717.04 | 4.0 |
| road oh [ __ ] right | 719.279 | 4.081 |
| jesus i'm not in a sour moon | 721.04 | 5.359 |
| what are you talking about | 723.36 | 3.039 |
| simon yeah | 727.44 | 3.48 |
| you give me direction left right | 740.56 | 6.0 |
| hey | 745.44 | 2.0 |
| hey | 746.56 | 2.16 |
| is someone going to tell me which | 747.44 | 3.04 |
| direction to go i think the last one the | 748.72 | 5.04 |
| laser was the instructions | 750.48 | 3.28 |
| god you're [ __ ] you're excited this | 754.72 | 4.32 |
| uh | 769.6 | 4.08 |
| yes that's the way here we go good job | 770.56 | 4.0 |
| team | 773.68 | 2.88 |
| can we go toward the where the laser was | 774.56 | 6.16 |
| going yeah we can let's do that i am | 776.56 | 6.0 |
| yeah yeah | 780.72 | 3.44 |
| oh god | 782.56 | 4.399 |
| oh that's hot god that's [ __ ] hot | 784.16 | 4.239 |
| whoa | 786.959 | 4.32 |
| thanks a spot | 788.399 | 2.88 |
| oh hey cat we're coming out warping five | 794.16 | 3.119 |
| seconds by the way yeah we're coming to | 795.76 | 3.84 |
| them system so let's be ready we're | 797.279 | 3.841 |
| going to go on the surface maybe we'll | 799.6 | 2.96 |
| find some good work here and sell | 801.12 | 3.839 |
| something with this station whoa hey | 802.56 | 5.12 |
| this this it is a colonial union | 804.959 | 4.481 |
| research station location of a | 807.68 | 4.159 |
| dimensional rift a dimensional whoa a | 809.44 | 4.88 |
| dimensional rift yeah i guess that's a | 811.839 | 4.0 |
| dimensional that's what that is there | 814.32 | 3.519 |
| yeah yeah a research station i'm sure | 815.839 | 3.201 |
| they're going to want biscuits captain | 817.839 | 2.8 |
| yeah they want biscuits all right let's | 819.04 | 3.84 |
| see i want to go on this one um let's | 820.639 | 4.801 |
| see who didn't go last time | 822.88 | 4.48 |
| you're the only one oh just me i'll go | 825.44 | 5.12 |
| with you oh yeah me doraleous and one | 827.36 | 5.44 |
| more let's take me take me take me you | 830.56 | 3.76 |
| want to go well let's all go why not | 832.8 | 2.96 |
| let's all go and just sell like we can | 834.32 | 2.8 |
| split up on i mean the station looks | 835.76 | 2.48 |
| huge why don't we split up on the | 837.12 | 3.92 |
| station okay all right good idea absorb | 838.24 | 5.599 |
| let's do it | 841.04 | 2.799 |
| okay oh nice place well there's someone | 849.12 | 4.32 |
| to talk to there is all right all right | 851.36 | 4.32 |
| look at those ramps this place is insane | 853.44 | 4.56 |
| yeah you guys look around | 855.68 | 4.08 |
| what you got to say | 858.0 | 4.0 |
| one second i'll tell you doraleous | 859.76 | 3.439 |
| you're just staring at each other | 862.0 | 2.24 |
| weirdly | 863.199 | 3.281 |
| oh doraleous they've messed up wow how | 864.24 | 3.839 |
| so so they found this riff they were | 866.48 | 4.0 |
| trying to widen it doraleous oh | 868.079 | 4.641 |
| yep some of their people went through it | 870.48 | 4.88 |
| okay like a portal uh-huh so we gotta go | 872.72 | 5.2 |
| get some like logs or something get logs | 875.36 | 6.8 |
| yeah like like study stuff yeah oh | 877.92 | 5.52 |
| why didn't they get the logs because | 882.16 | 2.56 |
| they can't they're not cut out for it | 883.44 | 2.48 |
| because we're warriors and they're not | 884.72 | 3.2 |
| always i thought we were not they're not | 885.92 | 5.279 |
| cut out for it yeah exactly hey uh | 887.92 | 5.279 |
| simon you and absolutely stay here yeah | 891.199 | 3.601 |
| hate about doraleous you're with me | 893.199 | 3.281 |
| we're doing this great all right all | 894.8 | 4.56 |
| right hey good luck guys thank you hey | 896.48 | 4.719 |
| hey hey hey listen | 899.36 | 4.56 |
| yeah social distance still the thing | 901.199 | 5.2 |
| okay okay okay yeah let's check this | 903.92 | 5.44 |
| place out okay | 906.399 | 2.961 |
| hey you know what guys what i was just | 910.32 | 4.319 |
| thinking this is a rift looks like an | 912.56 | 3.92 |
| anus i don't know if we can go through | 914.639 | 4.161 |
| this whoa without maybe a robot would | 916.48 | 4.719 |
| have to huh a robot | 918.8 | 4.32 |
| maybe we don't know we can't tell the | 921.199 | 3.921 |
| environment through there can we | 923.12 | 3.92 |
| man i don't know i don't know i don't | 925.12 | 3.76 |
| know how this works you know what i saw | 927.04 | 3.68 |
| exo suits back there let's go see if we | 928.88 | 3.6 |
| can put them on just to be safe right | 930.72 | 3.359 |
| okay okay | 932.48 | 3.039 |
| okay | 934.079 | 3.601 |
| looks like a fire pit yeah those flames | 935.519 | 3.601 |
| are insane | 937.68 | 3.04 |
| it's not i think they're crystals oh | 939.12 | 3.6 |
| okay i thought it looked like it was | 940.72 | 4.239 |
| like me trying to draw flames when i was | 942.72 | 4.559 |
| like in second grade gotcha hey how how | 944.959 | 3.841 |
| do you think we can get on this pump how | 947.279 | 5.12 |
| high dude oh damn okay yeah oh hold on | 948.8 | 5.599 |
| let me join you yeah yeah get up here | 952.399 | 3.921 |
| whoa careful careful careful okay hey | 954.399 | 3.761 |
| y'all don't fall okay oh what are you | 956.32 | 3.439 |
| doing back we're gonna see if we can put | 958.16 | 3.2 |
| on there was exo suit somewhere all | 959.759 | 3.52 |
| right here we go oh perfect all right | 961.36 | 4.8 |
| put those on can't wait oh oh no | 963.279 | 4.161 |
| get the ones off the ship they're fitted | 966.16 | 3.119 |
| for us anyway i don't even know if we | 967.44 | 4.959 |
| need them or not well well then maybe | 969.279 | 4.641 |
| why don't you send doraleous through the | 972.399 | 3.36 |
| rift see if it kills him and if it does | 973.92 | 3.599 |
| all right you wanna | 975.759 | 3.361 |
| we'll play that game all right i'm going | 977.519 | 3.041 |
| through the rift all right doraleous | 979.12 | 3.36 |
| let's go do it all right y'all be | 980.56 | 3.68 |
| careful though we will that's a great | 982.48 | 4.4 |
| captain go ahead and risk your life | 984.24 | 4.32 |
| you don't have to say yeah i love it | 986.88 | 2.959 |
| though | 988.56 | 3.76 |
| neebs yeah if i don't make it back um | 989.839 | 4.081 |
| you'll just be rematerialized on the | 992.32 | 2.8 |
| ship and then you come back all right | 993.92 | 4.88 |
| right right yeah good luck going in | 995.12 | 3.68 |
| [Music] | 999.1 | 3.059 |
| i'm okay you good yeah great pay the | 1002.32 | 5.759 |
| butt let's do it jesus this is crazy | 1004.88 | 5.92 |
| there's nothing on the scanner okay | 1008.079 | 5.2 |
| nothing on the scanner at all nope well | 1010.8 | 5.279 |
| that's not good um hmm | 1013.279 | 5.521 |
| okay i guess let's just uh walk around | 1016.079 | 4.161 |
| yeah okay | 1018.8 | 3.12 |
| right into the well i mean let's check | 1020.24 | 4.48 |
| out this thing hey | 1021.92 | 2.8 |
| uh | 1036.959 | 2.561 |
| it was like a little jellyfish brain or | 1037.919 | 3.361 |
| something oh okay well we should [ __ ] | 1039.52 | 3.919 |
| that up you got a heal ray from me yeah | 1041.28 | 3.679 |
| i do wish i was quicker with it you want | 1043.439 | 3.921 |
| to buy some biscuits great job doraleous | 1044.959 | 4.401 |
| thanks i feel like this is the focus | 1047.36 | 3.48 |
| isn't it this thing right | 1049.36 | 4.0 |
| here but i can't interact with the body | 1050.84 | 5.8 |
| yeah or this thing or these crates | 1053.36 | 4.96 |
| up things back what's that [ __ ] i | 1056.64 | 3.12 |
| don't even know if we can fight that i | 1058.32 | 3.44 |
| haven't looked like a ghost brain | 1059.76 | 4.24 |
| come in absorb uh yeah what's up kev you | 1061.76 | 3.919 |
| ever encounter a ghost brain that's a | 1064.0 | 3.28 |
| weird question nope i have never | 1065.679 | 3.521 |
| encountered a ghost brain okay we just | 1067.28 | 3.279 |
| wonder if you knew how to fight it i | 1069.2 | 3.92 |
| would try to shoot it we tried that | 1070.559 | 4.801 |
| couldn't tell okay oh wait i see | 1073.12 | 4.08 |
| something oh there's another one did i | 1075.36 | 3.6 |
| kill it find the damn research notes get | 1077.2 | 3.92 |
| the [ __ ] out of there we're gonna we're | 1078.96 | 4.24 |
| looking there's nothing on the scanner | 1081.12 | 3.84 |
| are you guys getting radiation yes | 1083.2 | 3.52 |
| you're getting it hard neebs really | 1084.96 | 3.2 |
| thanks for healing i can't believe | 1086.72 | 3.12 |
| you're still alive let me let's just run | 1088.16 | 3.04 |
| for it maybe it's just up here why don't | 1089.84 | 3.52 |
| we send the robot i feel like i'm too | 1091.2 | 3.2 |
| deep in | 1093.36 | 3.52 |
| or too dumb yep come in absolutely i'm | 1094.4 | 4.8 |
| probably gonna die follow me oh yeah | 1096.88 | 4.159 |
| yeah is that because you went into a | 1099.2 | 3.44 |
| dimensional rift without a spacesuit | 1101.039 | 3.841 |
| well i you know [ __ ] dumbass yeah i | 1102.64 | 3.919 |
| know you said cinderella's through he | 1104.88 | 4.159 |
| went through was fun | 1106.559 | 3.36 |
| oh | 1109.039 | 3.681 |
| buddy that's what you did say yeah i | 1109.919 | 5.12 |
| mean if i were a captain and it was like | 1112.72 | 3.92 |
| okay we've been assigned a mission to go | 1115.039 | 3.681 |
| through an interdimensional rip simon | 1116.64 | 3.76 |
| yeah first thought in my mind would be | 1118.72 | 3.28 |
| we should probably get spacesuits but | 1120.4 | 3.76 |
| didn't you imply that he probably didn't | 1122.0 | 4.24 |
| need them and he should just send doors | 1124.16 | 4.399 |
| yeah which was a dumb decision | 1126.24 | 3.52 |
| the best decision would have been let's | 1128.559 | 3.12 |
| be safe let's put on spacesuits okay so | 1129.76 | 4.48 |
| because the captain listened to your | 1131.679 | 5.36 |
| dumb advice right he is not fit to be | 1134.24 | 5.52 |
| captain no the person who gave the [ __ ] | 1137.039 | 5.281 |
| advice are you fit to be captain oh i'd | 1139.76 | 4.08 |
| be an excellent captain hey you want to | 1142.32 | 3.28 |
| do a parkour challenge yeah i think you | 1143.84 | 2.64 |
| can | 1145.6 | 3.19 |
| jump and then try to land on this pipe | 1146.48 | 6.72 |
| [Laughter] | 1148.79 | 5.53 |
| you know you gotta you gotta stay over | 1153.2 | 2.64 |
| the death hole stay over the death hole | 1154.32 | 3.04 |
| simon damn it | 1155.84 | 2.719 |
| this is | 1157.36 | 4.0 |
| all right i'm doing it oh [ __ ] i hit the | 1158.559 | 3.841 |
| wrong | 1161.36 | 2.16 |
| whoops | 1162.4 | 3.279 |
| hold on starting over that's cheating | 1163.52 | 5.12 |
| starting over that's okay damn it yep oh | 1165.679 | 5.281 |
| hey names hey after oh i got suit huh | 1168.64 | 4.399 |
| yeah listen the doraleous test uh yeah | 1170.96 | 3.2 |
| that wasn't a good way to do it all | 1173.039 | 2.161 |
| right well get back in there buddy | 1174.16 | 2.639 |
| you're doing great i'm going all right | 1175.2 | 4.24 |
| simon you ready oh uh yeah yeah | 1176.799 | 5.601 |
| officially do it do it do it do it and | 1179.44 | 4.11 |
| go | 1182.4 | 3.279 |
| [Music] | 1183.55 | 5.69 |
| label the pipe level | 1185.679 | 3.561 |
| how's your health do alice i'm better i | 1194.08 | 4.56 |
| heal if i just stop you know you know i | 1196.48 | 3.92 |
| get better oh you get better do you want | 1198.64 | 3.12 |
| to go back in or do you want to go join | 1200.4 | 3.2 |
| the others no i don't i would i was so | 1201.76 | 3.52 |
| close to death okay once you join the | 1203.6 | 3.76 |
| others me and uh weapons 80 bot will go | 1205.28 | 4.639 |
| in okay wish us luck good luck thanks | 1207.36 | 3.6 |
| for the heels | 1209.919 | 3.601 |
| you're welcome | 1210.96 | 4.0 |
| what's up | 1213.52 | 3.519 |
| you're my six buddy | 1214.96 | 3.199 |
| all right | 1217.039 | 3.281 |
| man i feel like it's got to be this | 1218.159 | 4.241 |
| thing in the middle right | 1220.32 | 4.56 |
| this seems like the most obvious can i | 1222.4 | 4.72 |
| do sometimes you just hit r on stuff and | 1224.88 | 4.159 |
| it works huh | 1227.12 | 4.24 |
| anything up there | 1229.039 | 4.721 |
| he's crazy wait like i just saw a prompt | 1231.36 | 3.84 |
| what was that | 1233.76 | 3.039 |
| oh am i getting hit | 1235.2 | 4.32 |
| oh come on man oh pick up sensor logs | 1236.799 | 4.481 |
| here they are oh there's that little | 1239.52 | 4.399 |
| tiny thing on top hey i think that's it | 1241.28 | 3.92 |
| let's go back | 1243.919 | 4.561 |
| tiny thing you see how tiny that was | 1245.2 | 5.28 |
| that's right come in yo what's up we | 1248.48 | 3.52 |
| found the sensor log we're heading back | 1250.48 | 4.079 |
| now awesome saving yeah try again i'm | 1252.0 | 4.72 |
| doing it one baby | 1254.559 | 3.36 |
| come on | 1256.72 | 3.6 |
| come on | 1257.919 | 4.481 |
| there you go who's a pro i turned into | 1260.32 | 4.88 |
| pee-wee hater was right | 1262.4 | 4.399 |
| oh yeah when you're excited | 1265.2 | 2.8 |
| yeah at least when i jump on these | 1266.799 | 2.88 |
| things it makes my if i had testicles | 1268.0 | 3.6 |
| they'd be tucked up inside me right i'm | 1269.679 | 3.36 |
| gonna go meet captain he's gotta be yo | 1271.6 | 2.72 |
| what's up dora | 1273.039 | 3.921 |
| let's see yeah hey target this jackass | 1274.32 | 4.56 |
| captain we're done here right i'm trying | 1276.96 | 3.36 |
| the suits heavy | 1278.88 | 2.96 |
| oh yeah that's true you went and got | 1280.32 | 3.44 |
| your damn fat suit yeah probably a good | 1281.84 | 3.12 |
| idea though i mean they can let us | 1283.76 | 3.279 |
| borrow those they're right there right | 1284.96 | 3.44 |
| yeah but we want to take theirs you know | 1287.039 | 3.76 |
| what i mean we got their logs yeah but | 1288.4 | 4.96 |
| germs okay screw germs listen to vrom | 1290.799 | 4.0 |
| your people are dead they were laying | 1293.36 | 4.64 |
| all over the ground but we got the logs | 1294.799 | 4.321 |
| there you go | 1298.0 | 2.559 |
| objective complete | 1299.12 | 5.72 |
| can we make some cash uh yeah | 1300.559 | 4.281 |
| you're welcome it's all in a day's work | 1306.64 | 4.24 |
| we're space heroes see you later let's | 1308.72 | 4.56 |
| hit it folks yeah space heroes i like | 1310.88 | 3.97 |
| the sound of that | 1313.28 | 5.29 |
| [Music] | 1314.85 | 3.72 |
| [Applause] | 1318.66 | 15.26 |
| [Music] | 1319.17 | 14.75 |
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