GTA5 PC: SHARK ATTACK: RAGE COP: (Grand Theft Auto 5 Funny Gameplay Series)
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to Neebs Gaming! Today, we're diving into some GTA 5 PC gameplay, and let me tell you, this video is hands down my favorite. Who doesn't love a good shark attack in the middle of a police chase, am I right?
simon: Oh, Neebs, you never fail to crack me up with your love for shark attacks in GTA 5. But I have to admit, this video is a total riot. I mean, watching you try to outrun the cops while dodging hungry sharks is pure comedy gold.
appsro: Haha, you guys are too much. But seriously, this video has it all - action, humor, and a whole lot of chaos. Plus, who knew sharks in GTA 5 could be so terrifying? Definitely a must-watch for all our fans out there. And hey, don't forget to hit that subscribe button for more epic gameplay like this!
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fan! Have you checked out their latest Grand Theft Auto 5 video yet? If not, you're in for a real treat. In this one, they're exploring the city and causing chaos as usual, but with a hilarious twist - they're trying to avoid going in the water at all costs. And let me tell you, it's absolutely hilarious watching them try to navigate the streets without taking a dip.
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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[Music] | 7.48 | 6.959 |
all right good morning guys all right | 16.96 | 3.479 |
what have I got to do today you know | 18.8 | 3.0 |
what I'm just going to go on patrol I'm | 20.439 | 2.361 |
going to walk around I'm going to | 21.8 | 3.36 |
explore the place have a good damn time | 22.8 | 4.12 |
hey somebody left some body armor on the | 25.16 | 5.359 |
ground oh yeah oh that's nice oh look | 26.92 | 5.319 |
those guys got a rooftop deck that can | 30.519 | 4.241 |
sit up there and eat breakfast Lucky | 32.239 | 6.32 |
Bastards WTO de Soul Yacht Club oh a | 34.76 | 6.88 |
yacht club oo Fancy Pants hey guys you | 38.559 | 5.32 |
guys part of the yacht club can I be | 41.64 | 3.84 |
part of the yacht club I'm a fun guy to | 43.879 | 4.36 |
hang out with like to goop around I'm | 45.48 | 4.8 |
just a damn hoot to hang out with yeah I | 48.239 | 3.881 |
like I like to kid around I like to kid | 50.28 | 3.959 |
around and go on the yacht | 52.12 | 5.36 |
whoa see hey uh oh [ __ ] I think he I | 54.239 | 4.28 |
think he | 57.48 | 3.759 |
drowned oo | 58.519 | 5.72 |
like I I can't not see where this goes | 61.239 | 4.841 |
hey guys look at me up here you think I | 64.239 | 3.121 |
can jump off this building and make it | 66.08 | 3.6 |
into the | 67.36 | 2.32 |
water | 70.439 | 4.961 |
woo holy | 72.04 | 6.2 |
[ __ ] oh man hey did you guys see me jump | 75.4 | 4.56 |
off of that building jumped off of that | 78.24 | 3.8 |
building into the water it was freaking | 79.96 | 5.36 |
cool hey big fella yeah I'm I'm I'm new | 82.04 | 5.16 |
here I just joined the yacht club what | 85.32 | 3.0 |
uh which one's | 87.2 | 4.76 |
yours what is it the red one you mind if | 88.32 | 5.159 |
I take it yeah I'm going take it for a | 91.96 | 3.96 |
spin thanks hey guys I just joined the | 93.479 | 3.761 |
yacht club you guys are going to love me | 95.92 | 3.879 |
I'm a I'm a big old kider I just love to | 97.24 | 4.8 |
screw around I love having a good | 99.799 | 4.881 |
time all right I'm backing out I'm | 102.04 | 5.32 |
backing out I'm driving a boat yeah [ __ ] | 104.68 | 5.2 |
you I'm going yachting look at me guys | 107.36 | 4.69 |
I'm a I'm a yacht | 109.88 | 3.919 |
[Music] | 112.05 | 5.389 |
club oh man I'm going to go sailing this | 113.799 | 7.32 |
is going to be beautiful okay uh I I I | 117.439 | 5.201 |
don't know what | 121.119 | 4.6 |
happened I I I I I wrecked it I wrecked | 122.64 | 5.44 |
it I I wrecked the damn thing I'm sorry | 125.719 | 4.16 |
hey pal I don't know if you're still | 128.08 | 2.92 |
over there I don't know if you can hear | 129.879 | 3.681 |
me uh I wrecked your boat it's it's here | 131.0 | 4.519 |
in the harbor it's fine though I mean | 133.56 | 4.24 |
you're rich of [ __ ] just get another one | 135.519 | 5.321 |
ooh look at this thing oh that is nice | 137.8 | 5.799 |
hey pal this yours hey can I can I hey | 140.84 | 4.44 |
can I go for a ride you're going to love | 143.599 | 3.121 |
me you're going to love me I like to I | 145.28 | 2.8 |
like to goof off I like to have a good | 146.72 | 4.04 |
time hey thanks thanks let me try this | 148.08 | 5.48 |
man I'm never uh [ __ ] | 150.76 | 5.36 |
you oh I can get used to | 153.56 | 5.319 |
this hey look at me I'm a | 156.12 | 4.8 |
boater | 158.879 | 6.841 |
wo yeah baby oh man look at these waves | 160.92 | 8.599 |
woohoo oh wow oh I can see why people | 165.72 | 6.72 |
get addicted to boating oh this is a | 169.519 | 7.041 |
blast hey Jet SK what's up buddy hey | 172.44 | 9.64 |
this is fun oh watch out guys I'm new at | 176.56 | 5.52 |
this woo oh oh oh God okay oh that that | 182.76 | 7.8 |
that that was a hard hit okay all right | 187.56 | 5.16 |
why is it why do it make okay okay what | 190.56 | 3.679 |
why is it making why is it making that | 192.72 | 4.079 |
sound why is that why is that sound what | 194.239 | 6.321 |
what's going on is it something oh [ __ ] | 196.799 | 6.281 |
oh [ __ ] engine fire engine fire there's | 200.56 | 5.28 |
a fire on the boat help oh God okay | 203.08 | 5.439 |
never mind it went out oh [ __ ] okay so | 205.84 | 4.92 |
it's obviously the engine dead so I | 208.519 | 4.44 |
might be stranded that's okay that's | 210.76 | 4.24 |
okay uh you know what happens when | 212.959 | 4.401 |
people when when when people go missing | 215.0 | 3.84 |
they send out they send out the rescue | 217.36 | 5.56 |
team right yeah I'll be | 218.84 | 6.52 |
fine I'm going to die I'm going to die | 222.92 | 4.679 |
out here I'm [ __ ] I'm going [ __ ] | 225.36 | 4.599 |
die out here | 227.599 | 6.36 |
[ __ ] oh God I'm so hungry I'm so | 229.959 | 6.601 |
hungry I just want something to eat I | 233.959 | 4.881 |
can still actually see land so that's | 236.56 | 6.239 |
good maybe yeah I could just swim back | 238.84 | 6.479 |
it's a big swim that is a really big | 242.799 | 4.761 |
that's a really big swim oh | 245.319 | 7.401 |
God I got to do it I got to do it here I | 247.56 | 8.959 |
go I think yeah I think I can do this | 252.72 | 7.199 |
swim with the waves man all right doing | 256.519 | 9.761 |
good doing real good oh [ __ ] oh god oh | 259.919 | 7.84 |
[Music] | 266.28 | 6.4 |
[ __ ] okay okay okay hey hey little shark | 267.759 | 6.761 |
hey are you friendly please tell me | 272.68 | 3.84 |
you're a friendly shark oh jesz and Lord | 274.52 | 3.76 |
Mercy get me out of | 276.52 | 6.04 |
this [ __ ] off [ __ ] off shark you [ __ ] | 278.28 | 4.91 |
right | 282.56 | 2.8 |
[Music] | 283.19 | 5.13 |
off where is he where is he oh god oh | 285.36 | 6.36 |
Jesus Jesus Christ no no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me | 288.32 | 5.68 |
in the | 291.72 | 2.28 |
dick | 298.56 | 5.299 |
[Music] | 300.66 | 3.199 |
oh man thanks for patching me up holy | 304.12 | 4.04 |
[ __ ] if that other boat hadn't come | 306.88 | 3.8 |
along when it did I'd be shark food huh | 308.16 | 4.08 |
how crazy is that you don't even give a | 310.68 | 3.56 |
[ __ ] to you lady okay let's see the guys | 312.24 | 3.44 |
at the station are probably wondering | 314.24 | 3.92 |
where the hell I went I should probably | 315.68 | 5.16 |
try to make it back there but I'm not | 318.16 | 4.2 |
too sure what that is so let's start | 320.84 | 4.479 |
walking oh sorry sorry sorry sorry my | 322.36 | 5.279 |
bad my bad you're right you're right I | 325.319 | 5.201 |
should ride myself a ticket huh | 327.639 | 5.161 |
are you a sex offender or something I'm | 330.52 | 3.72 |
sorry what did the [ __ ] did you just say | 332.8 | 3.48 |
to me no I'm a [ __ ] | 334.24 | 5.239 |
cop stupid [ __ ] all right I'm going to | 336.28 | 4.759 |
go down this way I'm I'm trying to get | 339.479 | 4.041 |
back to my | 341.039 | 2.481 |
station can you spare any money | 344.96 | 4.48 |
friend no I think it's that way you're | 349.68 | 7.88 |
the movie studio I know that oh yeah oh | 354.16 | 4.879 |
yeah I know I'm at now I can see the uh | 357.56 | 3.16 |
the Water tower for the movie studio off | 359.039 | 4.401 |
in the distance I'm on the right path | 360.72 | 4.68 |
that's good that's good able to find my | 363.44 | 4.68 |
way back in no | 365.4 | 2.72 |
time lady you look like a dictator I | 368.52 | 6.399 |
know not going to say | 371.28 | 3.639 |
who did you that is a red light NOP NOP | 376.96 | 8.84 |
no [ __ ] out of the bus then | 381.56 | 6.44 |
stop all I want to do is write you a | 385.8 | 4.6 |
ticket man not that hard | 388.0 | 5.199 |
better quit come back | 390.4 | 7.03 |
here come back I don't want to hurt | 393.199 | 8.12 |
[Applause] | 397.43 | 6.45 |
you could have been easy could have been | 401.319 | 6.041 |
easy you made it hard did it to yourself | 403.88 | 5.92 |
pal okay now where the [ __ ] am I | 407.36 | 4.6 |
International online unlimited what the | 409.8 | 4.72 |
[ __ ] does that even mean yep yep yep yep | 411.96 | 3.84 |
he's back there | 414.52 | 3.84 |
boys probably still a little crispy | 415.8 | 4.64 |
let's put him out | 418.36 | 3.6 |
I tried to write him a ticket weasel | 420.44 | 4.479 |
Plaza what is weasel | 421.96 | 2.959 |
Plaza a big ass Building Man somebody | 425.72 | 6.96 |
here makes a lot of damn money Woo is it | 429.44 | 5.56 |
you do you make a lot of money funny | 432.68 | 6.199 |
face I doubt it turn that [ __ ] siren | 435.0 | 6.24 |
off tell your damn Captain to turn it | 438.879 | 6.081 |
[ __ ] siren off oh thank | 441.24 | 7.079 |
you thank you did you radio that in I | 444.96 | 5.959 |
appreciate it what is this oh this is | 448.319 | 3.801 |
the movie | 450.919 | 4.921 |
studio can I cut through here hey hey | 452.12 | 5.68 |
pal you mind if I cut through the movie | 455.84 | 3.44 |
studio I'm just an officer I'm trying to | 457.8 | 3.6 |
get back to my police station woo look | 459.28 | 4.319 |
at all this this must be actors actors | 461.4 | 3.479 |
and | 463.599 | 3.44 |
people I don't think you'll mind if I | 464.879 | 4.921 |
explore around a little bit oh | 467.039 | 7.201 |
my look at that woo I am tempted I am | 469.8 | 6.679 |
tempted to just kill every one of you | 474.24 | 5.04 |
and run off with it but you know it's | 476.479 | 4.56 |
it's illegal what's it what's it like in | 479.28 | 4.4 |
your trailer oh what is this is this a | 481.039 | 4.88 |
contract oh yeah it's like a contract | 483.68 | 3.68 |
from the studio telling them how to | 485.919 | 3.081 |
going to [ __ ] you and don't go thinking | 487.36 | 2.799 |
you're all important just cuz you're in | 489.0 | 2.96 |
a big film I think you're a b piece of | 490.159 | 5.0 |
[ __ ] you understand what a joke yeah | 491.96 | 4.6 |
you're a joke you're the one in an | 495.159 | 3.921 |
astronaut [ __ ] outfit you're not even | 496.56 | 4.639 |
a real astronaut oh is this is this | 499.08 | 4.72 |
craft services this where you get coffee | 501.199 | 5.161 |
and snacks I want a snack what you got | 503.8 | 4.04 |
hey you mind moving so I can get in the | 506.36 | 3.239 |
[ __ ] snack place I want see what kind | 507.84 | 3.68 |
of snacks they got back here oh you | 509.599 | 3.401 |
don't have snacks that's just a bunch of | 511.52 | 3.8 |
[ __ ] is this a set can I go on the | 513.0 | 5.56 |
set I'm going on the set yeah okay must | 515.32 | 5.68 |
be an astronaut film so what's the story | 518.56 | 4.56 |
here you guys are stranded in uh what is | 521.0 | 4.519 |
this Italy I don't get it is that what | 523.12 | 4.68 |
it is this is why movies [ __ ] suck | 525.519 | 4.401 |
now St doesn't make any sense the actors | 527.8 | 4.32 |
are shitty all it is is damn remakes | 529.92 | 4.359 |
nothing [ __ ] original anymore it cost | 532.12 | 4.159 |
way too much to do you spend money on | 534.279 | 5.361 |
[ __ ] advertising you [ __ ] this | 536.279 | 5.201 |
[ __ ] then I go then I go to the movie | 539.64 | 4.319 |
theater they try to watch the movie like | 541.48 | 5.84 |
16 goddamn dollars 16 goddamn dollars | 543.959 | 5.521 |
like one movie ticket nowadays he tried | 547.32 | 4.4 |
to shove off 3D on his [ __ ] down my | 549.48 | 4.56 |
throat 3D looks like absolute [ __ ] the | 551.72 | 4.64 |
snacks snacks are too [ __ ] expensive | 554.04 | 5.28 |
there's a reason your industry is | 556.36 | 5.12 |
failing I kind of do want to see the new | 559.32 | 4.04 |
that new superhero movie though all | 561.48 | 4.2 |
right let's see oh I think that's it | 563.36 | 5.12 |
yeah yep that's police that's that's HQ | 565.68 | 4.96 |
right there man I've had a hell of a few | 568.48 | 4.72 |
days I got eaten by a shark should make | 570.64 | 4.36 |
that [ __ ] | 573.2 | 6.199 |
movie what the hell I'm sorry | 575.0 | 7.44 |
what shut the [ __ ] up talk to me like | 579.399 | 6.081 |
that you little [ __ ] I'm sorry what | 582.44 | 6.16 |
whatever oh oh yeah whatever whatever oh | 585.48 | 5.0 |
I'm sorry what was that whatever | 588.6 | 4.88 |
whatever yeah whatever oh I just took a | 590.48 | 6.68 |
shotgun to the face whatever some people | 593.48 | 7.52 |
some people just don't get it | 597.16 | 17.28 |
[Music] | 601.0 | 16.44 |
I | 614.44 | 3.0 |
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