Conan Exiles - BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!

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Conan Exiles - BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!
Conan Exiles - BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!

Conan Exiles - BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!

Neebs Gaming


neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen the latest Conan Exiles video? It's a battle to the death, and we're beating the juice out of each other!

simon: Oh yeah, I saw it! I couldn't stop laughing when Dora and I decided to turn on each other. It was chaos!

neebs: Haha, that was epic! And poor Thick trying to make a friend while Appsro looks for spooky treasure. Classic!

simon: Definitely one of my favorite videos. The music choices were on point too. Can't wait for the next one!

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This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! So, have you checked out the latest Conan Exiles video yet? Let me tell you, it's a wild ride from start to finish. Neebs, Simon, and Dora are up to their usual antics, beating the juice out of people left and right. And let's not forget about Thick, who's on a mission to make a new friend. Appsro, on the other hand, is on the hunt for some spooky treasure. The dynamic between these guys is always entertaining to watch.

But things take a hilarious turn when Simon and Dora decide to turn their attention to each other and start beating the juice out of each other instead. It's all in good fun, of course, and the banter between them is just too funny. And let's not forget about the epic music that sets the tone for the whole video. From "Bongo Madness" to "Wingy Dang-Dang," the soundtrack really adds to the excitement of the gameplay.

If you're loving the Conan Exiles series as much as I am, be sure to check out the full playlist on Neebs Gaming's channel. And hey, if you need a pick-me-up while watching, why not grab some Neebs Gaming Coffee? It's the perfect way to fuel your gaming session. And don't forget to subscribe to the channel and hit that notification bell so you never miss a new video. With Neebs Gaming, you know you're always in for a good time.

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practicing you did yeah oh wow oh it7.378.38
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jumped right again cool okay no jump but17.076.449
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my new sword come on baby oh god I'm180.9510.19
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come on oh [ __ ] Simon all right Simon193.26911.371
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eventually get back to the guys right214.8794.86
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man I know I look good look at oh wow238.5195.58
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wheel pain yeah I made one of those266.213.57
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lizard hold on I'm trying to give them a309.343.93
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some set or you know give some gifts to418.3894.59
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closet a couple kills I need to get427.934.68
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pit yeah I got a religious aunt thing432.614.8
too so let's do that I need to cut out434.685.1
hearts with a dagger yeah let's be good437.413.41
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we'll just separate them from the group636.5894.86
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I'm gonna take this [ __ ] all right kill645.1122.979
the guy with your magic Church I'm gonna665.727.77
die [ __ ] all right see you later668.08911.94
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I got his attention for you all right722.2594.651
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trying to help you all right750.4596.541
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you got him you doing good I think you931.668.84
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everything I guess I should remember960.972.67
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ready to learn I'm telling you okay okay986.57.799
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a [ __ ]1177.173.389
I might not all right okay I'll come1177.896.87
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understand that you were trying to help1272.964.15
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just gonna go out and I'm gonna knock1283.775.04
out the first thrall I see all right1285.785.31
pretty sure there's just a a dude over1288.816.12
here as always hopefully he's not some1291.097.85
[ __ ] that's low level and that's C1294.938.94
nope yep called it sir let me figure out1298.946.82
if you're low level or not I'm gonna1303.875.73
knock you out pop all right come on1305.766.57
buddy you want to swing at me hit in the1309.67.65
face oh you got me all right1312.3313.95
like you though all right tough no range1317.2514.28
good god it really is AB so now yeah1326.287.41
this can take forever maybe Alex should1331.534.59
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give it a little detail the tea1344.186.63
god you better be worth it you're just1358.094.54
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almost there you're a worthy opponent1363.298.54
sir almost there baby okay1365.875.96
[ __ ] is what you are de fari fighter1376.217.99
level 2 nope nope don't want to hit you1379.767.89
Jairo Pia hey dick hey going on I just1384.25.19
knocked out this son of a [ __ ] I see1387.652.79
that there we go1389.393.9
eat a drag cool yeah you finally got a1390.444.59
Thrall yeah what you been up to1393.296.42
oh man goes to it go hey I saw a ghost1395.038.64
you did yeah that's not water once ok I1399.716.9
saw I've seen three today three ghosts1403.673.48
that's insane it is insane this place is1407.154.56
[ __ ] haunted i know theres a spooky1409.314.65
[ __ ] right behind me oh that's a1411.716.84
goddess I know yeah this is gonna turn1413.966.24
into that show where they hunt ghosts1418.554.68
yeah I hope not what was that did you go1420.25.28
through that oh my god what with that I1423.235.25
heard it too oh check the meter oh my1425.485.43
god check the meter oh there's a1428.484.62
disturbance oh my god1430.915.34
Oh call the call the school's come1433.15.78
all right fighters ready I think so1451.084.65
Simon are you ready each as raised I'm1453.5093.48
gonna base and we have to do this1455.733.84
several times so um we can't take1456.9893.69
anything personal you know1459.5730.75
no let's just see who wins naturally you1460.67933.531
get the heart or as brow is getting1490.323.89
come on Oh God stamp this out I am1494.8625.949
warrior all right Simon gets a heart yes1517.9297.891
I do hold on suck on that Bubba I don't1520.8097.291
even think I got a heart Simon1525.824.77
yeah good match thank you let me grab1528.14.5
this [ __ ] you get a heart uh I don't1530.594.29
think so no oh great he's close to dead1532.63.99
Riley's alright did you punch me I'll1534.883.929
probably die I'll perfect go for it one1536.596.27
sec oh there we go yeah let's see if I1538.8095.581
get what are you getting around us you1542.864.199
get yeah I got I got what I needed1544.395.159
what's your God like gizzards uh yeah1547.0596.12
it's all gizzards um there we go now you1549.5497.561
just got 50 more times yeah 20 30 501553.1796.681
more times son1557.112.75
okay first ghost was here he led me to1561.955.02
that ghost and that ghost was looking1565.326.78
this way happy anywhere really could be1566.9712.0
anywhere climb up this just a see dark1572.114.1
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damn thing1586.24.02
I'm climbing to the dark just prayin to1587.015.43
my god which is uh you get your mirror1590.224.56
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a [ __ ] thing1594.784.47
this is oh boy yep I just felt yes who's1595.6796.781
waiting for daylight this guy this guy's1599.255.429
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You definitely should check it out

Neebs Gaming has done it again with their hilarious playthrough of Conan Exiles! Their unique brand of zany roleplaying and improvised storytelling brings the brutal world of Conan to life in a way that is both entertaining and engaging.

In the first few episodes, we meet the excitable Neebs, the goofy Thick, the chaotic Simon and Dora, and the ever-serious Appsro as they set out to explore the exiled lands. Their contrasting personalities bounce off each other perfectly as they alternately work together and betray one another in pursuit of survival and power.

One of the best parts is seeing how they each approach the game world differently. Neebs wants to build and create, Thick just wants a friend, Simon and Dora want to dominate, and Appsro searches methodically for ancient secrets. Their goals and playstyles collide in unpredictable and hilarious ways.

By a few episodes in, Simon and Dora have become power-hungry tyrants, Thick is haplessly enslaved, and Neebs and Appsro are scheming to overthrow the cruel regime that has emerged. The epic battle that ensues had me literally laughing out loud!

While the Conan Exiles gameplay itself provides an immersive survival experience, Neebs Gaming's cinematic editing and narrative approach enhances it tremendously. Getting to see these characters develop over time, going on adventures and constantly sabotaging each other, creates a viewing experience that is engaging on another level.

For anyone interested in Conan Exiles, watching Neebs Gaming play it is the next best thing to playing it yourself. Their funny and creative approach brings so much additional joy and entertainment to the game. I couldn't recommend their Conan Exiles series highly enough!

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