Attacked By Space Bandits - Pulsar: Lost Colony
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video where we get attacked by space bandits in Pulsar: Lost Colony? It's my favorite!
simon: Oh yeah, that one was a blast! We couldn't catch a break or our breath, just jumping from one pickle to another. Classic Neebs Gaming chaos!
appsro: I still can't believe Neebs tried to perform surgery in the middle of all that. Talk about a disaster waiting to happen!
neebs: Hey, I thought I did a pretty good job with that surgery! And let's not forget about the new chair we found. That thing was a game-changer.
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Hey guys, have you checked out the latest episode of Pulsar: Lost Colony on Neebs Gaming's YouTube channel? It's a wild ride from start to finish - we can't seem to catch a break or even catch our breath with all the crazy situations we keep getting ourselves into!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| all right coming out of warp into an | 5.12 | 3.92 |
| uncharted system in 10 seconds captain | 7.2 | 3.76 |
| look alive people all right look alive | 9.04 | 3.84 |
| but don't move right yeah don't be just | 10.96 | 3.52 |
| driving around like crazy robot okay | 12.88 | 4.239 |
| well don't move or move yeah just don't | 14.48 | 4.639 |
| move okay | 17.119 | 3.601 |
| looking for change looking for pain | 19.119 | 3.681 |
| pulling a mob pushing a train i'll never | 20.72 | 3.92 |
| stop stick to a lane pick up the pieces | 22.8 | 4.559 |
| and go rearrange uh scans | 24.64 | 5.6 |
| oh we do have bogies | 27.359 | 4.641 |
| and a bandit ripper you want to fight or | 30.24 | 3.76 |
| head out take a vote we can't take these | 32.0 | 3.52 |
| guys these guys are [ __ ] i'm looking | 34.0 | 3.52 |
| at their hull and shield though all | 35.52 | 3.6 |
| right let's take a man yeah we can use a | 37.52 | 3.76 |
| scrap i mean scraps good [ __ ] all right | 39.12 | 3.599 |
| just kill no discretion your mind is a | 41.28 | 3.76 |
| weapon | 42.719 | 2.321 |
| this one number a let's go for a go | 47.52 | 4.8 |
| first all right | 49.84 | 2.48 |
| clunker | 54.32 | 3.919 |
| power into the weapons i don't have a | 56.079 | 4.8 |
| shot nose down nose down goes down for | 58.239 | 6.161 |
| me which is up to me this | 60.879 | 6.401 |
| is down now it is down now all right now | 64.4 | 5.36 |
| let's go after b now we're waiting did a | 67.28 | 4.56 |
| blow up and no one just just no one saw | 69.76 | 4.24 |
| it i didn't see it blow up | 71.84 | 3.68 |
| all right we got the scrap that's going | 74.0 | 2.799 |
| after people | 75.52 | 3.68 |
| go after your feet | 76.799 | 5.68 |
| hey listen target their weapons oh boy | 79.2 | 5.919 |
| our hole just took a hit there oh do we | 82.479 | 4.721 |
| want to try to board me maybe gotta | 85.119 | 4.161 |
| knock his shields down first his shields | 87.2 | 4.4 |
| are down it looks like we're at 878 out | 89.28 | 4.24 |
| of 1500 cap all right forget the | 91.6 | 4.32 |
| boarding plan i'll help you shoot target | 93.52 | 4.559 |
| their weapons take them out oh god we | 95.92 | 4.879 |
| just took another hand it's like you | 98.079 | 4.801 |
| lived a few lifetimes | 100.799 | 3.68 |
| from a break off from the weak minds | 102.88 | 2.96 |
| they could stay soft you could change | 104.479 | 3.041 |
| lives you create thoughts never waste | 105.84 | 3.44 |
| time you got one shot you got one life | 107.52 | 2.559 |
| better | 109.28 | 2.96 |
| what do you like make a dream job no not | 110.079 | 4.961 |
| five no mean | 112.24 | 2.8 |
| [Music] | 115.09 | 3.039 |
| oh boy that's not good it's not rolling | 127.2 | 5.679 |
| my rule is down oh boy hold on hey down | 129.679 | 4.241 |
| down yeah all right because | 132.879 | 2.72 |
| engineering's gone [ __ ] up hold on i'm | 133.92 | 3.12 |
| trying to repair it captain i'm not | 135.599 | 2.64 |
| recommending it out of here that's all | 137.04 | 5.48 |
| ready to go up we got fires | 138.239 | 4.281 |
| [Music] | 147.5 | 8.06 |
| has been unlocked i love it | 151.44 | 4.12 |
| [Music] | 159.04 | 19.34 |
| [Applause] | 178.14 | 7.14 |
| [Music] | 178.38 | 8.9 |
| ten seconds until we come out of warp | 185.28 | 4.0 |
| cap should be a friendly depot | 187.28 | 3.52 |
| someone gonna need you to pull us into | 189.28 | 4.239 |
| the repair depot you got that do we want | 190.8 | 4.32 |
| to try to replace the hole before we | 193.519 | 3.44 |
| repair the hole save some money you know | 195.12 | 3.52 |
| we can do it in the same spot right now | 196.959 | 3.521 |
| i think i think we can replace it here | 198.64 | 3.44 |
| we just have to be at a depot to do the | 200.48 | 3.2 |
| replace yeah i'm saying we can repair | 202.08 | 3.12 |
| and replace and we don't need to repair | 203.68 | 3.119 |
| for replacing what i'm saying save the | 205.2 | 3.599 |
| money for the repairs okay just [ __ ] | 206.799 | 6.08 |
| replace it all right do that | 208.799 | 5.52 |
| i'm gonna need you to take it down a | 212.879 | 2.401 |
| notch | 214.319 | 2.881 |
| yeah damn it that's right hey listen | 215.28 | 3.36 |
| he's your captain i mean i still got | 217.2 | 2.959 |
| this suit on i don't know what to tell | 218.64 | 3.44 |
| you still got that suit on okay well i | 220.159 | 3.601 |
| forget it's comfortable | 222.08 | 5.439 |
| not chase i swear might because you're | 223.76 | 5.039 |
| your thighs | 227.519 | 2.64 |
| how do you feel about that fat thighs | 228.799 | 3.921 |
| your alien thighs that's fat big alien | 230.159 | 5.041 |
| fat thighs okay fit not fat let's open | 232.72 | 4.56 |
| transmission with the uh the shop all | 235.2 | 4.72 |
| right with the uh general shop or the | 237.28 | 4.879 |
| repair depot hmm | 239.92 | 4.319 |
| i don't know this is where i was such a | 242.159 | 4.72 |
| good captain | 244.239 | 2.64 |
| what do we do | 247.2 | 3.28 |
| i don't know | 248.319 | 4.0 |
| i would look into the inventory and see | 250.48 | 3.2 |
| if we could replace that hole like we | 252.319 | 2.961 |
| were trying to do earlier yeah that's | 253.68 | 3.119 |
| what we're doing ship we're going to | 255.28 | 3.28 |
| take the hole we're going to move to | 256.799 | 3.601 |
| cargo oh | 258.56 | 3.6 |
| oh what's going on oh we don't have a | 260.4 | 3.44 |
| hull our hole's completely down because | 262.16 | 4.08 |
| captain just yanked it okay we got fires | 263.84 | 4.72 |
| we got a lot of put these fires out hold | 266.24 | 3.519 |
| on okay | 268.56 | 2.8 |
| there's ours out okay i'm gonna go ahead | 269.759 | 2.961 |
| and put the other one in yeah put the | 271.36 | 3.04 |
| other one in please okay where are the | 272.72 | 3.36 |
| other fires downstairs i don't see | 274.4 | 2.56 |
| anything | 276.08 | 2.399 |
| how about that hole captain so we don't | 276.96 | 3.84 |
| want the light hole we we want the good | 278.479 | 4.72 |
| hole ccg hole yeah put it in that should | 280.8 | 4.72 |
| give us an integrity of 1760. all right | 283.199 | 4.801 |
| do it see what happens equipped yep it's | 285.52 | 4.399 |
| up we got yeah our hole's fully uh fully | 288.0 | 5.04 |
| repaired oh yeah 1760. nice got a | 289.919 | 4.641 |
| stronger hole all right and we can | 293.04 | 3.04 |
| upgrade it with our scrap that's right | 294.56 | 2.88 |
| if we wanted to do that but i mean hey | 296.08 | 2.72 |
| since we're at a depot you could also | 297.44 | 3.12 |
| look at the shop maybe they have an even | 298.8 | 3.92 |
| better hull you got options cap all | 300.56 | 3.84 |
| right i'm still hurt from that battle | 302.72 | 2.8 |
| i'll be back | 304.4 | 4.16 |
| is atrium on no it was you turned it off | 305.52 | 4.08 |
| i did | 308.56 | 2.639 |
| can we turn it back on | 309.6 | 2.8 |
| um | 311.199 | 3.521 |
| she apologized to me for yelling at me | 312.4 | 4.16 |
| you yelled at me i don't think so what's | 314.72 | 3.84 |
| going on why are we starting jump prep | 316.56 | 4.079 |
| we're not leaving i'd like to always | 318.56 | 4.479 |
| initiate even though | 320.639 | 5.381 |
| all right thank you for the heels | 323.039 | 10.94 |
| [Music] | 326.02 | 7.959 |
| hey i might get myself a new chair too | 334.56 | 3.76 |
| huh a chair yeah you want to spend money | 336.32 | 4.159 |
| on a chair i'm the captain and i said | 338.32 | 3.68 |
| you know it's a big part of my job i | 340.479 | 3.681 |
| don't even have a chair nor do i can i | 342.0 | 4.4 |
| have your chair yeah buy us chairs but | 344.16 | 3.599 |
| you guys don't even have chair slots in | 346.4 | 2.88 |
| the shop what do you want a chair i've | 347.759 | 3.201 |
| already bought it sorry well that's kind | 349.28 | 5.199 |
| of a [ __ ] you know what hey listen | 350.96 | 5.519 |
| that's a lot of money for a chair it's | 354.479 | 4.72 |
| gonna give us shield upgrades oh oh okay | 356.479 | 4.881 |
| what the chair yeah oh well then yeah by | 359.199 | 3.761 |
| the chair yeah yeah yeah okay i don't | 361.36 | 4.88 |
| understand that good idea okay and equip | 362.96 | 5.359 |
| ah crap no room you gotta unequip the | 366.24 | 3.28 |
| old one there's already a chair there | 368.319 | 3.281 |
| see oops hold up i couldn't even tell | 369.52 | 4.0 |
| there was something there boom oh yep | 371.6 | 3.599 |
| old chair is gone oh is it going yeah | 373.52 | 3.76 |
| yeah i could we could can we drive the | 375.199 | 4.081 |
| ship this way well probably you don't | 377.28 | 3.68 |
| need a damn chair but if it gives us a | 379.28 | 3.52 |
| shield boost put in the chair okay see | 380.96 | 5.6 |
| the new chair please bam oh oh oh wow | 382.8 | 4.72 |
| that | 386.56 | 2.32 |
| difference | 387.52 | 3.36 |
| very similar to the old chair but it's | 388.88 | 3.36 |
| got a red uh | 390.88 | 4.4 |
| red yeah it to me it looks fancier you | 392.24 | 5.12 |
| look good slightly fancier good deal | 395.28 | 3.28 |
| can't wait for you to give fuzzy | 397.36 | 3.679 |
| directions in this chair okay so listen | 398.56 | 4.16 |
| up crew we've got a stronger hole we've | 401.039 | 2.481 |
| got a | 402.72 | 2.64 |
| chair that re generates our shield | 403.52 | 2.959 |
| somehow | 405.36 | 2.72 |
| and uh we're way behind on selling | 406.479 | 3.361 |
| biscuits so yeah i think we're last | 408.08 | 3.44 |
| place again actually | 409.84 | 3.199 |
| i'm gonna set a course and we're gonna | 411.52 | 3.119 |
| sell some biscuits | 413.039 | 4.6 |
| yay | 414.639 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 419.03 | 3.27 |
| so there's some kidnappers they think | 426.479 | 4.72 |
| the kidnappies are | 428.639 | 3.84 |
| no longer | 431.199 | 2.56 |
| so we got an eighth down just say a | 432.479 | 3.041 |
| sentence they you there are kidnappers | 433.759 | 3.44 |
| you think the kidnappies are no longer | 435.52 | 2.799 |
| yeah what part of that don't you | 437.199 | 2.56 |
| understand all of it what the hell did | 438.319 | 2.88 |
| you just say and what does it mean | 439.759 | 2.801 |
| anybody else in the room know what that | 441.199 | 4.321 |
| means it means that the the kidnappees | 442.56 | 5.039 |
| are the people who are kidnapped or dead | 445.52 | 5.36 |
| right and there's a reward 8 000 credits | 447.599 | 6.401 |
| if we uh bring down the kidnappers okay | 450.88 | 5.12 |
| so english all right all right i | 454.0 | 3.199 |
| understood that let's kill some | 456.0 | 5.44 |
| kidnappers and get 8 000 credits right | 457.199 | 4.241 |
| all right science officer scan for the | 461.759 | 4.641 |
| uh kidnappers all right | 464.4 | 3.6 |
| i'm on the move captain as long as | 466.4 | 3.199 |
| that's okay unless you don't want me to | 468.0 | 3.84 |
| move i mean might as well sit still | 469.599 | 3.361 |
| right we don't know where we're going | 471.84 | 2.479 |
| i'm gonna go ahead and charge the warp | 472.96 | 3.2 |
| drives just in case we need to uh book | 474.319 | 3.681 |
| it i might wait is this not where the | 476.16 | 3.68 |
| kidnappers are no we're in the right | 478.0 | 4.16 |
| sector 1736 they're hiding probably in | 479.84 | 4.32 |
| this asteroid field somewhere i see | 482.16 | 4.56 |
| something in the distance blank we got | 484.16 | 4.159 |
| the jump bottom cap we don't need to | 486.72 | 3.919 |
| warp do we not now but just in case the | 488.319 | 3.841 |
| [ __ ] goes down you know what i'm saying | 490.639 | 3.68 |
| don't we need that uh power for shields | 492.16 | 3.36 |
| and turrets and stuff like that yeah | 494.319 | 2.241 |
| that's what i'm saying they haven't | 495.52 | 3.2 |
| detected us yet i don't think i see | 496.56 | 3.84 |
| something in the distance that looks | 498.72 | 4.4 |
| like it's it's in some sort of uh | 500.4 | 4.96 |
| like it's got two it's got four points | 503.12 | 4.479 |
| of white around it okay that doesn't | 505.36 | 3.679 |
| sound helpful right captain looks like | 507.599 | 3.921 |
| you have some dialogue options here unit | 509.039 | 5.041 |
| 10 division 40 wait that's it isn't it | 511.52 | 4.879 |
| division 44. | 514.08 | 3.839 |
| eight point yeah that's what i was just | 516.399 | 4.0 |
| talking about cool so what do i do | 517.919 | 5.04 |
| go towards them yes you got them there | 520.399 | 4.401 |
| science well yeah i just scanned it | 522.959 | 4.081 |
| let's see what we got here um combat | 524.8 | 4.64 |
| level 54. master ship potentially | 527.04 | 4.799 |
| hostile arm can't detect you has been | 529.44 | 4.48 |
| flagged they can't detect us not right | 531.839 | 3.44 |
| now outside | 533.92 | 3.52 |
| keeps cranking him engines okay so uh | 535.279 | 4.56 |
| what do you want me to do can't | 537.44 | 3.839 |
| watch you listen to the captain who's | 539.839 | 3.041 |
| just bumbling around well he's just | 541.279 | 4.24 |
| rambling on isn't he okay so here's what | 542.88 | 4.88 |
| we're gonna do folks first of all what | 545.519 | 4.081 |
| does this do | 547.76 | 3.199 |
| anyone know | 549.6 | 4.239 |
| it says dialogue is that with 44 yes | 550.959 | 4.801 |
| that actually yeah you you are talking | 553.839 | 3.761 |
| to unit 10 division 44. if you hit | 555.76 | 3.92 |
| dialogue you will speak to them man i | 557.6 | 4.239 |
| kind of want to tell them talk to them | 559.68 | 3.92 |
| okay listen be ready to fight if we need | 561.839 | 3.921 |
| to yeah i'm waiting for you to tell me | 563.6 | 3.919 |
| what to do captain sit tight buddy | 565.76 | 4.32 |
| you're doing great dialogue here we go | 567.519 | 4.32 |
| um is this what they say | 570.08 | 3.68 |
| wait please don't attack us we aren't | 571.839 | 3.68 |
| kid oh man look this is getting thick | 573.76 | 4.72 |
| uh-oh we aren't kidnappers the silvassi | 575.519 | 5.841 |
| workers are safe okay | 578.48 | 4.56 |
| it smells like [ __ ] cap it does | 581.36 | 3.68 |
| smell like [ __ ] but we don't you | 583.04 | 4.239 |
| think they're moving too by the way i'm | 585.04 | 3.68 |
| looking at them yeah we're about to see | 587.279 | 2.881 |
| if they're going to make a move on us | 588.72 | 2.64 |
| let me know if they get further away | 590.16 | 3.84 |
| there dorales they are getting closer | 591.36 | 4.56 |
| yeah okay that's captain you got some | 594.0 | 3.12 |
| options there you could either agree | 595.92 | 3.44 |
| with them or you can demand compensation | 597.12 | 3.2 |
| maybe | 599.36 | 2.4 |
| if they pay us a little bit we could | 600.32 | 3.519 |
| forget this ever happened you know what | 601.76 | 3.04 |
| i mean | 603.839 | 3.12 |
| man i wish there was a more noble one | 604.8 | 4.32 |
| right like yeah well i guess nobody | 606.959 | 3.681 |
| would be agree they're telling us that | 609.12 | 3.44 |
| about it they didn't kidnap people what | 610.64 | 4.4 |
| prove it that'd be the good one prove it | 612.56 | 4.719 |
| let's see some of those uh sucker how | 615.04 | 3.76 |
| about refuse what does that mean that | 617.279 | 3.201 |
| probably means like no we're gonna we | 618.8 | 3.68 |
| want to kill you all right let's do a | 620.48 | 5.52 |
| vote okay um who wants to what yeah okay | 622.48 | 6.64 |
| let's vote okay agree all who want to | 626.0 | 4.16 |
| say agree | 629.12 | 3.2 |
| agree to what again agree with what yeah | 630.16 | 4.239 |
| there's no there's no kidnappies they're | 632.32 | 3.28 |
| they're fine leave them i'm saying | 634.399 | 3.12 |
| believe them i'm not gonna say i don't | 635.6 | 4.16 |
| believe them okay demand compensation | 637.519 | 4.0 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's get | 639.76 | 3.519 |
| some money | 641.519 | 3.121 |
| out here is that what you want right | 643.279 | 2.721 |
| come on | 644.64 | 3.759 |
| yeah i want compensation | 646.0 | 4.0 |
| what they say | 648.399 | 3.761 |
| corporations lying i mean it's wordy we | 650.0 | 4.0 |
| shouldn't we just what followed them no | 652.16 | 3.44 |
| it's the bottom part's not worth it good | 654.0 | 3.519 |
| god can you just not read we don't have | 655.6 | 3.76 |
| mark they say we don't have much money | 657.519 | 3.521 |
| but we can offer one thousand credits | 659.36 | 2.64 |
| probably nowhere near the price of the | 661.04 | 3.28 |
| bounty on us but it's uh all we have | 662.0 | 3.519 |
| right now will that be enough and now | 664.32 | 2.88 |
| you have an option for yes or no no why | 665.519 | 3.76 |
| does it take so long it's not enough do | 667.2 | 4.48 |
| you see all these words yes read them | 669.279 | 4.24 |
| jesus christ you didn't read them you | 671.68 | 3.279 |
| didn't read it i did read them the | 673.519 | 4.961 |
| middle ones yes i wrote that one | 674.959 | 5.281 |
| you read that not out loud but yes i | 678.48 | 3.2 |
| read it jesus christ it isn't hard to | 680.24 | 3.68 |
| read and make a [ __ ] decision captain | 681.68 | 4.8 |
| [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] easy now this is why | 683.92 | 4.159 |
| you're the captain because you know what | 686.48 | 3.84 |
| captain this guy's a lunatic he wouldn't | 688.079 | 4.081 |
| be good at this he's a lunatic we have | 690.32 | 4.24 |
| another vote yes or no yeah no let's | 692.16 | 4.16 |
| make a thousand credits and then then | 694.56 | 3.12 |
| let's go back to that | 696.32 | 3.68 |
| let's upgrade no i would say i say no | 697.68 | 4.48 |
| doraleous i say let's take the thousand | 700.0 | 4.24 |
| and run we're doing it | 702.16 | 4.88 |
| mission failed son of them [ __ ] did we | 704.24 | 5.599 |
| fall for some [ __ ] no just because we no | 707.04 | 4.0 |
| we filled the mission because we didn't | 709.839 | 2.881 |
| do the bounty but hey we made a thousand | 711.04 | 3.28 |
| credits thank you for sparing us we know | 712.72 | 3.04 |
| we aren't in a position to ask for much | 714.32 | 3.36 |
| blah blah so yeah we did good today good | 715.76 | 4.48 |
| job captain | 717.68 | 2.56 |
| i don't think you mean that | 720.399 | 3.041 |
| all right we're coming out of warp in | 725.519 | 2.961 |
| three two | 726.959 | 3.361 |
| one | 728.48 | 3.919 |
| boom very nice how we looking what do we | 730.32 | 4.88 |
| see whoa that's a big old thing up above | 732.399 | 6.0 |
| us wow yeah what the hell is that | 735.2 | 6.319 |
| it's a it's a big it's a big thing it | 738.399 | 5.361 |
| looks like a space pyramid huh almost | 741.519 | 3.681 |
| pyramid yeah a little | 743.76 | 3.28 |
| big a big long one should we do what we | 745.2 | 4.4 |
| got here some scrap looking for let's do | 747.04 | 4.88 |
| a lap simon okay anything else around | 749.6 | 4.72 |
| here see door is there any uh any other | 751.92 | 4.8 |
| ships out there yeah i just scanned it | 754.32 | 4.319 |
| it's the the idabel | 756.72 | 4.0 |
| combat level i just saw lasers is | 758.639 | 4.32 |
| currently hostile and armed | 760.72 | 5.28 |
| okay yep are we fighting let's see | 762.959 | 4.481 |
| i think yeah we can take this thing we | 766.0 | 3.839 |
| can take this thing all right uh whoever | 767.44 | 5.36 |
| oh we got another ship | 769.839 | 2.961 |
| how many ships | 773.04 | 3.599 |
| uh let's see the balance what is | 774.56 | 4.399 |
| disabled what gentleman's welcome oh god | 776.639 | 3.921 |
| yeah they're hitting us with viruses oh | 778.959 | 3.281 |
| [ __ ] all right | 780.56 | 2.48 |
| all right | 782.24 | 4.48 |
| i'm gonna help antivirus | 783.04 | 3.68 |
| oh yeah our shields are completely down | 792.24 | 3.44 |
| oh completely different completely down | 794.24 | 2.719 |
| i think they've uh taken our shield | 795.68 | 2.56 |
| simon if you can put it somewhere where | 796.959 | 4.0 |
| out they can't hit | 798.24 | 2.719 |
| hold on oh [ __ ] is it possible right | 804.079 | 5.281 |
| here oh boy i'm taking damage | 806.8 | 4.159 |
| maybe boosted oh you're gonna hit | 809.36 | 3.36 |
| something i know whoa | 810.959 | 3.841 |
| hold on right in the middle simon hey | 812.72 | 3.76 |
| listen trying to make it so that they | 814.8 | 3.44 |
| can't hit us right yeah get in there | 816.48 | 5.039 |
| baby come on try out him trying trying | 818.24 | 4.8 |
| oh you're doing great simon my god | 821.519 | 3.76 |
| you're so sexy | 823.04 | 3.52 |
| robot ass | 825.279 | 3.761 |
| all right come on baby how we looking uh | 826.56 | 4.56 |
| engineer uh the shields are not | 829.04 | 3.359 |
| recharging | 831.12 | 2.64 |
| oh no | 832.399 | 3.841 |
| what just something like blew up in here | 833.76 | 4.56 |
| really i didn't see anything yeah we've | 836.24 | 3.279 |
| been hit with a virus what kind of | 838.32 | 3.199 |
| viruses we got here i'm just moving the | 839.519 | 4.081 |
| move people so yeah you see this little | 841.519 | 3.281 |
| like yeah you can hit oh man they're | 843.6 | 3.44 |
| hitting us with two flanks viruses ah | 844.8 | 4.0 |
| okay hitting these where do i hit it uh | 847.04 | 3.12 |
| that little red you see a little red | 848.8 | 3.44 |
| icon on the end oh yeah yeah i do god | 850.16 | 3.44 |
| they keep hitting us with viruses these | 852.24 | 3.36 |
| are virus shouldn't we get out of here | 853.6 | 5.599 |
| baby oh god the core is getting real hot | 855.6 | 5.679 |
| let's aim at the thing that to get us | 859.199 | 4.0 |
| out of here well look we got to get our | 861.279 | 3.281 |
| [ __ ] back together we don't have a | 863.199 | 2.481 |
| shield | 864.56 | 3.839 |
| can't we just go to the next safe place | 865.68 | 4.64 |
| reactor is getting hot i know but you | 868.399 | 3.601 |
| can't zoom right now if you wanted to we | 870.32 | 3.92 |
| couldn't like warp or whatever the hell | 872.0 | 4.56 |
| nope orb is not ready [ __ ] i can charge | 874.24 | 4.48 |
| the warp charge the warp right should i | 876.56 | 4.079 |
| shut down the system it's based on the | 878.72 | 3.76 |
| captain's calls all right hey i'm gonna | 880.639 | 3.601 |
| try the shutdown system anyone oppose | 882.48 | 2.96 |
| that oh you want to reboot the whole | 884.24 | 3.76 |
| damn system anyone oppose that | 885.44 | 4.24 |
| i guess not i guess not i can help you | 888.0 | 3.04 |
| with that just keep us in here and keep | 889.68 | 3.519 |
| us safe zombies | 891.04 | 3.52 |
| all right right back here we've never | 893.199 | 3.121 |
| done this this is great do it yeah look | 894.56 | 3.279 |
| at this oh god all right our shield's | 896.32 | 2.879 |
| already down all right yeah we're gonna | 897.839 | 3.041 |
| reboot everything okay so we're gonna | 899.199 | 4.241 |
| try you're coming | 900.88 | 3.92 |
| all right all right we're gonna wait | 903.44 | 3.28 |
| power's back up [ __ ] yeah booting the | 904.8 | 3.52 |
| operating system there you go this | 906.72 | 3.44 |
| should get rid of our viruses | 908.32 | 4.72 |
| all right priming the warp core | 910.16 | 3.919 |
| you're doing it all right there's some | 913.04 | 2.88 |
| interfaces coming up | 914.079 | 5.361 |
| generator now is it is it coming is it | 915.92 | 4.8 |
| shield generator is not going on what's | 919.44 | 3.68 |
| going on primer here huh oh yeah boom | 920.72 | 4.32 |
| there we go and now bam shields are up | 923.12 | 3.519 |
| okay sit okay that should have cleared | 925.04 | 3.28 |
| us with the viruses yep how are we | 926.639 | 3.681 |
| looking uh inside this i don't have any | 928.32 | 4.56 |
| signals on most of my [ __ ] virus is gone | 930.32 | 4.879 |
| well i don't have anything to see oh god | 932.88 | 4.0 |
| oh wow i thought we rebooted the | 935.199 | 3.121 |
| operating system computer's just gone | 936.88 | 3.28 |
| aren't they oh wait here it is control | 938.32 | 3.28 |
| the ship systems has been automatically | 940.16 | 3.039 |
| manual there boom we're back look at | 941.6 | 3.28 |
| that you are man you're crushing it all | 943.199 | 3.2 |
| right okay | 944.88 | 3.36 |
| all right yeah shields are recharging | 946.399 | 3.761 |
| uh-huh can we can we get out of here is | 948.24 | 4.24 |
| it charged up so we can run like [ __ ] | 950.16 | 4.08 |
| the course is already set simon so why | 952.48 | 2.88 |
| don't you uh | 954.24 | 3.279 |
| let's start is it happening | 955.36 | 4.56 |
| yes 1504 is it next destination we're | 957.519 | 4.0 |
| lined up and well and i should be able | 959.92 | 2.8 |
| to go right through this thing so it | 961.519 | 2.961 |
| shouldn't matter where i'm at captain | 962.72 | 3.52 |
| engineer let's uh let's get that warp | 964.48 | 3.919 |
| primer ready to go all right | 966.24 | 3.92 |
| man i really don't like warping through | 968.399 | 4.481 |
| this well i mean i you should be able to | 970.16 | 4.64 |
| do it through planet so this should be | 972.88 | 4.0 |
| no different right really it ruins the | 974.8 | 4.08 |
| immersion for me okay do you want me to | 976.88 | 4.319 |
| move it captain i mean don't | 978.88 | 4.079 |
| i will okay | 981.199 | 3.921 |
| yeah all right moving it how's the warp | 982.959 | 4.56 |
| coming oh we're charging and i'm ready | 985.12 | 5.279 |
| cat okay see what i do for you anything | 987.519 | 5.44 |
| for you yeah i love it so we're out of | 990.399 | 6.24 |
| the hole mm-hmm wait no | 992.959 | 3.68 |
| viruses on that one | 1000.0 | 5.7 |
| [Music] | 1002.5 | 3.2 |
| so | 1017.68 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1026.9 | 7.58 |
| which one did you just buy the instant | 1032.72 | 3.199 |
| antivirus we already had one of those | 1034.48 | 3.439 |
| actually well why the hell do i buy it | 1035.919 | 3.441 |
| he seemed very excited about it well | 1037.919 | 3.201 |
| yeah because i think you could do it | 1039.36 | 3.52 |
| well it's because you guys only asked | 1041.12 | 3.76 |
| you were hit with a bunch of viruses why | 1042.88 | 4.0 |
| didn't the viruses that antivirus work | 1044.88 | 3.679 |
| when you get hit with viruses i have to | 1046.88 | 2.72 |
| hit it | 1048.559 | 4.081 |
| i did hit it oh you can do a compare | 1049.6 | 5.04 |
| right yes can we all agree that you | 1052.64 | 3.68 |
| shouldn't have to hit the anti-virus | 1054.64 | 3.2 |
| button it should just be on always it | 1056.32 | 3.359 |
| should be instant automatic yeah like | 1057.84 | 4.079 |
| norton yeah we're in the norton galaxy | 1059.679 | 4.24 |
| then what's drows going to do yeah well | 1061.919 | 3.12 |
| i mean | 1063.919 | 3.12 |
| other other buttons maintain it we could | 1065.039 | 3.841 |
| all just get bots and just sit back i | 1067.039 | 3.281 |
| love that let them do the whole thing | 1068.88 | 4.32 |
| sell biscuits all of it hell yeah okay | 1070.32 | 5.12 |
| great plan we are good and listen are we | 1073.2 | 4.56 |
| all done now or does it always like is | 1075.44 | 3.92 |
| shooting these blue things makes me look | 1077.76 | 3.68 |
| like it's doing something to the ship no | 1079.36 | 3.92 |
| it's not doing anything but all right we | 1081.44 | 3.92 |
| are we are all done we're done captain | 1083.28 | 3.68 |
| where are we going next yep let's roll | 1085.36 | 3.76 |
| out of here i'll set a course okay cap i | 1086.96 | 3.68 |
| think the way this works anytime we see | 1089.12 | 3.04 |
| one of these systems pop up that means | 1090.64 | 3.12 |
| that like that system's interested in | 1092.16 | 3.44 |
| buying biscuits okay now i saw a pink | 1093.76 | 3.68 |
| one a couple days ago is that is that | 1095.6 | 4.24 |
| just a biscuit factory yes probably so | 1097.44 | 4.08 |
| yeah the color is based on the faction | 1099.84 | 3.28 |
| like right now we're at 1504 there's | 1101.52 | 3.279 |
| 1205 they're interesting blue it's | 1103.12 | 3.76 |
| colonial union yeah they won't business | 1104.799 | 3.441 |
| yeah we can go over there and try to | 1106.88 | 3.52 |
| sell them biscuits okay so yeah that | 1108.24 | 4.559 |
| looks close too yeah 1205 yeah this is | 1110.4 | 4.24 |
| this is all within our warp range okay | 1112.799 | 4.641 |
| let me let me do 1205. | 1114.64 | 5.6 |
| that was right there okay all right | 1117.44 | 5.52 |
| charging up i've said of course pilot oh | 1120.24 | 4.88 |
| baby i'm already there | 1122.96 | 6.32 |
| let's hit it let's sell some biscuits | 1125.12 | 4.16 |
| what happened to always initiate jump | 1130.72 | 5.44 |
| what happened to always initiate jobs | 1133.919 | 4.721 |
| you got replaced with always suck my ass | 1136.16 | 3.519 |
| oh | 1138.64 | 3.76 |
| you asked for that last night and i will | 1139.679 | 5.761 |
| again tonight you sexy metal [ __ ] | 1142.4 | 5.2 |
| so happy i don't have a tongue we could | 1145.44 | 3.44 |
| upgrade you | 1147.6 | 4.0 |
| oh i'm gonna | 1148.88 | 4.799 |
| simon do you need an antivirus we got | 1151.6 | 3.68 |
| extra | 1153.679 | 3.12 |
| they're instant | 1155.28 | 5.24 |
| just delete me | 1156.799 | 3.721 |
| [Applause] | 1160.86 | 6.219 |
| [Music] | 1161.37 | 5.709 |
| [Applause] | 1175.22 | 5.06 |
| wow | 1177.28 | 3.0 |
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