Who Built This??? - Ark Survival Ascended

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Who Built This??? - Ark Survival Ascended
Who Built This??? - Ark Survival Ascended

Who Built This??? - Ark Survival Ascended

Neebs Gaming

Why this video rocks!
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!

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neebs: Alright, fellas, you know why 'Who Built This??? - Ark Survival Ascended' is the best video ever? It's because no one, and I mean NO ONE, can resist a mystery cube on the beach. It's like the universe's biggest 'Do Not Push' button.

simon: Yeah, and the best part is watching you guys try to figure out what's inside. It's like watching a bunch of cats with a laser pointer. Pure, chaotic entertainment.

appsro: Oh, come on, Simon. You were the one who thought the cube was a new type of dino egg. Admit it, you were ready to adopt it and name it Fluffy.

simon: Hey, Fluffy could have been a thing! You never know with these mystery cubes. Remember that time we opened one and got a whole bunch of dodos? Classic.

neebs: And let's not forget the sheer suspense. I mean, who needs a Hollywood thriller when you've got a mysterious cube just chilling on the beach, right? This is top-tier cinema, folks.

appsro: Absolutely. Plus, it's the perfect excuse to show off our Sherlock Holmes skills... or lack thereof. Either way, it's a win-win for everyone watching.

Hey everyone! You won't believe what just washed up on the beach! A mystery cube appeared out of nowhere, and no one has any idea what's inside it. Can you imagine the excitement and curiosity? It's like something straight out of a movie, and I can't wait to see how the crew handles it.

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You definitely should check it out!

Wow, have you seen the latest Neebs Gaming video? They discovered a crazy mysterious cube on the beach in their new series "Ark Survival Ascended." I don't want to give away any spoilers, but let's just say things get absolutely insane when they finally crack that cube open.

The production quality on their videos always blows me away. The cinematic camera work makes you feel like you're right there on the journey with them. And the way they edit the footage to tell an engaging story is so entertaining. I always look forward to each new episode because I know I'm in for an epic adventure.

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it what a day [ __ ]1077.7993.721
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berries yeah there's some berries in the1097.324.96
Paras here we go oh man yeah how's your1098.6796.601
day you know how my day was I know1102.284.639
[ __ ] roonies1105.284.44
hey I'm back I got a wood and a ton of1106.9195.441
damn meat I do not need your wood cuz1109.725.439
you were slow oh okay well then we just1112.364.4
have a ton of extra wood there you go1115.1594.921
I'm crafting my gate right now yeah I1116.766.44
lost everything today I lost everything1120.084.959
get the [ __ ] out of my way get out of my1123.24.599
way get out of my way get out of my way1125.0396.88
who you talking to me pterodon oh get1127.7997.36
get off of me both my babies died I'm1131.9194.601
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berries I got to eat a lot1136.524.96
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stack of fish what kind of fish uh I1143.244.76
think cold Camp okay I don't like it1145.765.2
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bell tower in like the schoolhouse we1158.443.359
had this conversation right middle of1160.085.92
damn Town hey guys what check this1161.7997.281
out boom Oh see now that's a gate that's1166.06.12
a damn gate right there that's a gateo1169.085.64
wait no that looks awesome Simon1172.124.16
especially this lighting it looks God it1174.723.36
almost looks kind of evil like the gates1176.285.399
to Mordor or something we are evil as1178.085.959
far as our enemies know but we're1181.6795.48
actually kind which is really dangerous1184.0397.481
too right sure thank1187.1597.361
Bove oh yeah that look nice that's right1194.9195.841
that look nice here the door1198.1595.201
opens now I can really see1200.765.08
it I should have saved the bell ring for1203.368.72
right then that's oh [ __ ] next time yeah1205.846.24
we have a belt Oh gety yay it's a bell1238.7999.161
tower yep huh okay that's good too what1243.528.44
a productive day we got so much done hey1247.965.44
I'm getting stuff done I'm painting I'm1251.962.76
having a good time yeah I've been1253.44.8
killing it today so have we sure you1254.725.64
have not everybody can be Achievers like1258.26.76
me and dris that's true1260.364.6

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