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We Got a DEMON HORSE! - Conan Exiles
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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all right Dora I'm thinking right here | 5.72 | 7.079 |
what's there boom Oh this is a circle of | 8.559 | 6.601 |
power uh-huh and I don't know what it | 12.799 | 4.081 |
does I just know I had enough stuff to | 15.16 | 3.36 |
make it I just know the last time you | 16.88 | 5.239 |
did that Darkness thing that was | 18.52 | 7.04 |
weird hold on what hold on what | 22.119 | 6.841 |
seriously all right let's see if this | 25.56 | 5.959 |
works | 28.96 | 6.72 |
oh ooh | 31.519 | 4.161 |
okay oh my | 36.0 | 5.8 |
God what it's a Damon horse boy I I feel | 38.559 | 6.081 |
like you're going down a a pretty rough | 41.8 | 6.96 |
path oo look look at me oh man I got a | 44.64 | 7.919 |
demon horse God stares through your | 48.76 | 6.56 |
soul it's his is not comfortable to ride | 52.559 | 4.601 |
on it's very hot I'll bet I'll bet like | 55.32 | 3.239 |
I got a steaming little muff going on | 57.16 | 4.76 |
you know what I mean no | 58.559 | 3.361 |
[Music] | 67.87 | 3.549 |
all right what we got today hello | 81.68 | 6.16 |
anybody okay here we go what we looking | 85.64 | 4.439 |
at I'm looking for some skilled workers | 87.84 | 4.16 |
like what are you hold on a second oh | 90.079 | 4.68 |
skilled workers are you looking for | 92.0 | 5.32 |
hello oh my God oh my God yep careful | 94.759 | 4.601 |
wow what kind of wa these guys are | 97.32 | 4.4 |
skilled workers these guys are skilled | 99.36 | 4.0 |
they swing hammers around and they wear | 101.72 | 3.96 |
loin cloths you know it baby how's it | 103.36 | 3.759 |
going over here nebs I just got to | 105.68 | 3.039 |
change something in my settings there we | 107.119 | 3.96 |
go and resume whoa here we goes now I | 108.719 | 4.04 |
can tell here don't worry I have someone | 111.079 | 4.36 |
who can help us Archer Archer my own | 112.759 | 4.64 |
skilled worker will get him attack | 115.439 | 3.481 |
fighter actually yeah these guys are | 117.399 | 2.961 |
more your speed | 118.92 | 2.839 |
none of these guys are skilled get them | 120.36 | 4.0 |
buddy I'll be in the cave okay I just | 121.759 | 4.481 |
wanted to show you my high class of | 124.36 | 5.319 |
workers over at sandalis oh yeah you | 126.24 | 5.96 |
have any like Engineers or scientists or | 129.679 | 5.001 |
things like that no but I have a corpse | 132.2 | 5.28 |
okay oh god well look I strengthen | 134.68 | 5.04 |
numbers neebs I have like 30 people over | 137.48 | 6.839 |
there now maybe 40 maybe 50 working hard | 139.72 | 6.08 |
I don't think you understand what I'm | 144.319 | 3.881 |
after I'm after skilled workers and I | 145.8 | 4.96 |
think you're a [ __ ] corporate hey do | 148.2 | 4.64 |
you do you drive a car do you have a air | 150.76 | 4.0 |
condition in your house I do do you want | 152.84 | 4.16 |
a th000 people building you a I don't | 154.76 | 4.839 |
know a little paper fan or do you want a | 157.0 | 4.879 |
AC and a car neebs you realize you're | 159.599 | 3.72 |
the villain in this right you're you're | 161.879 | 3.401 |
afraid of change you're the villain who | 163.319 | 4.121 |
comes in with their fancy Tech and their | 165.28 | 4.72 |
gear and then I'm the guy who does it | 167.44 | 5.079 |
the Homegrown way unskilled worker here | 170.0 | 4.84 |
Anthony will take you exactly yeah send | 172.519 | 4.841 |
him my way I believe in his potential | 174.84 | 4.2 |
anyone can be anything they want didn't | 177.36 | 3.799 |
you go to public school okay I got a | 179.04 | 6.04 |
carpenter now we're talking and ooh I I | 181.159 | 5.681 |
like whatever this is she's so SK I | 185.08 | 3.719 |
don't even know what she is okay how's | 186.84 | 3.8 |
it going with that Archer out there | 188.799 | 5.041 |
everyone's dead yep including my guy | 190.64 | 6.12 |
everyone oh boy okay don't come in here | 193.84 | 4.759 |
killing anything okay cuz I'm working | 196.76 | 3.08 |
okay I guess I'll just stand out here | 198.599 | 3.56 |
and do nothing no this sounds fun this | 199.84 | 6.0 |
is great yeah how sandal is going just | 202.159 | 5.841 |
it's going well we have a we have a nice | 205.84 | 4.479 |
like hedge uh entrance way that we're | 208.0 | 4.56 |
building you know at least six or seven | 210.319 | 4.12 |
workers all making sure things are nice | 212.56 | 4.52 |
and uhhuh you know clean okay we're | 214.439 | 4.0 |
expanding we're in the middle of an | 217.08 | 3.239 |
expansion right now but I'm currently | 218.439 | 4.681 |
recruiting a very specialized person I | 220.319 | 4.28 |
don't know what she does but it seems | 223.12 | 3.399 |
really cool for what your little | 224.599 | 4.601 |
platform over there yeah sure it doesn't | 226.519 | 5.401 |
even have a roof come out come out my | 229.2 | 5.039 |
people have roofs yeah it's a work in | 231.92 | 4.64 |
progress It's getting better EES I think | 234.239 | 4.08 |
you need help honest obviously you have | 236.56 | 3.239 |
no idea what you're doing what what do | 238.319 | 4.2 |
you mean look at you you're going in | 239.799 | 4.08 |
caves just beating people up you don't | 242.519 | 3.0 |
even have a roof for them to go to this | 243.879 | 3.401 |
is where the good people are yeah but | 245.519 | 3.761 |
good people deserve good amenities this | 247.28 | 4.159 |
is like a Hilton without a pool I | 249.28 | 3.679 |
understand mine's the days in but | 251.439 | 3.281 |
there's no Hilton without pools well you | 252.959 | 3.56 |
look at yours the point is you're trying | 254.72 | 3.68 |
to have a high class dump man what is | 256.519 | 4.041 |
this Archer doing up here good God | 258.4 | 4.16 |
Almighty I thought Anthony I thought you | 260.56 | 4.04 |
were taking these people they had no | 262.56 | 4.4 |
skills I'm good I only take people from | 264.6 | 4.68 |
the south side of town all right now | 266.96 | 6.56 |
listen I got this person who is a temper | 269.28 | 7.32 |
Smith wow what's a temper Smith you're | 273.52 | 4.959 |
high class you should know is it like | 276.6 | 4.28 |
temperature smithing yeah he might work | 278.479 | 4.481 |
on AC there we | 280.88 | 5.039 |
go this this thing seems like I wouldn't | 282.96 | 4.48 |
be able to take him in the water it | 285.919 | 4.481 |
would definitely seem that that that way | 287.44 | 5.599 |
okay I'm going to go in slow | 290.4 | 4.519 |
yeah | 293.039 | 5.241 |
o oh no no no he seems to do okay just | 294.919 | 6.441 |
fine huh yeah huh do this help yeah | 298.28 | 6.12 |
Health looks good I'd love to see um The | 301.36 | 5.96 |
Offspring of these two a combination | 304.4 | 5.04 |
might be lovely yeah what was yours | 307.32 | 4.04 |
cream pie pie I got to figure out what | 309.44 | 6.36 |
to name this guy crusty Crusty's not bad | 311.36 | 6.04 |
when he's swimming he kind of sizzles | 315.8 | 3.48 |
could name him Sizzle yeah all right I | 317.4 | 3.2 |
got options I got to think about | 319.28 | 2.6 |
something he needs a permanent name I | 320.6 | 2.64 |
tell you Bean's going to be jealous been | 321.88 | 2.68 |
riding around with Bean so long I kind | 323.24 | 3.12 |
of feel bad oh you haven't addressed | 324.56 | 4.72 |
this with Bean no no yeah I'm going to | 326.36 | 6.399 |
have treat being real nice okay well | 329.28 | 6.199 |
what I figure we'd do is uh I need to | 332.759 | 5.201 |
make something called an alchemical base | 335.479 | 5.081 |
uh-huh and in order to do that whoa | 337.96 | 5.64 |
whoo what's that move what the are you | 340.56 | 4.84 |
attacking me what just happened it's | 343.6 | 4.96 |
attacking me why cuz it's evil it's pure | 345.4 | 5.6 |
evil hey is it attacking you yeah it's | 348.56 | 5.8 |
attacking me okay no more of those what | 351.0 | 5.12 |
I don't understand get away you get away | 354.36 | 4.24 |
from cream pie right now you get away | 356.12 | 4.44 |
use your magic you freaking demon | 358.6 | 3.76 |
sorcerer hey calm down calm down calm | 360.56 | 2.84 |
down calm | 362.36 | 4.559 |
down that's how you get your pets a bad | 363.4 | 5.88 |
it's a bad damn horse a really bad | 366.919 | 6.4 |
horse like that Satan spawn horse well | 369.28 | 6.44 |
there's a price to pay for dark magic | 373.319 | 5.361 |
huh yeah no just got to learn to tame it | 375.72 | 5.68 |
hey calm down calm down if you were to | 378.68 | 6.919 |
do it again I Y or nay I'd say | 381.4 | 6.68 |
nay cuz it's a horse yeah but you're | 385.599 | 6.241 |
right oh oh wow he kicks I didn't expect | 388.08 | 5.679 |
this today no I didn't either I thought | 391.84 | 3.799 |
it was going to be a cool evil horse not | 393.759 | 3.961 |
a [ __ ] or Bean's going to get extra | 395.639 | 4.241 |
treats oh man be I'm going to feed this | 397.72 | 3.8 |
guy to Bean she's not even going to know | 399.88 | 3.12 |
don't feed that to Bean I'm going to | 401.52 | 4.079 |
feed my do not feed that to be crusty | 403.0 | 5.0 |
horse to Bean man what a it's like a | 405.599 | 4.481 |
boss fight I know she's got one the help | 408.0 | 3.96 |
pool come on come on these are still | 410.08 | 4.04 |
weapons these are good uhhuh it stop it | 411.96 | 6.239 |
stop it ooh don't you kick it me B and | 414.12 | 6.759 |
food oh | 418.199 | 4.761 |
there's a bad damn horse yeah it's a bad | 420.879 | 3.44 |
horse there a bad horse what do I get | 422.96 | 3.2 |
for chopping it up you what I had to use | 424.319 | 4.56 |
to make you I don't know oh I got a | 426.16 | 5.719 |
horse carcass perfect what the hell | 428.879 | 6.72 |
seriously hell is Hell the carcass of a | 431.879 | 5.681 |
horse yeah what the hell could I do with | 435.599 | 3.6 |
that I don't know I wouldn't say that | 437.56 | 3.919 |
was a horse though H damn I have to make | 439.199 | 5.161 |
another one no | 441.479 | 2.881 |
rabbit what are you doing Anthony H just | 445.08 | 5.399 |
relaxing in the shade okay you know it's | 447.8 | 4.679 |
not that hard to just put up a roof in | 450.479 | 4.12 |
this hot sun what about your Resort oh | 452.479 | 3.921 |
they're fine they have a nice roof over | 454.599 | 3.561 |
their head food they're they're they're | 456.4 | 3.72 |
living it up I see you've uh taken care | 458.16 | 4.28 |
of Anthony as a bad dad he's alive you | 460.12 | 4.0 |
know if that's taken care of him yeah | 462.44 | 3.64 |
okay I think parents usually strive for | 464.12 | 4.44 |
more than that but it's a horse okay he | 466.08 | 4.64 |
looks healthy yeah I know I feed him I | 468.56 | 4.479 |
take care of him all right unlike your | 470.72 | 5.039 |
one person you have one person yeah I | 473.039 | 5.28 |
think uh I think she's good at like I | 475.759 | 4.201 |
don't know maybe black Smith table or | 478.319 | 3.72 |
anything like that we're going to see | 479.96 | 3.919 |
okay yeah but look I've already planted | 482.039 | 3.961 |
some plants I'm going to put some shade | 483.879 | 3.921 |
probably have some chairs and maybe oh | 486.0 | 3.8 |
you're you're planning on shade yeah | 487.8 | 3.239 |
okay that's that's a nice thought yeah | 489.8 | 2.92 |
they'll be shade I mean I prioritized | 491.039 | 3.041 |
that but you know whatever got to make | 492.72 | 3.0 |
sure they get to work first yep so I'm | 494.08 | 3.2 |
going to probably head back to the uh | 495.72 | 3.479 |
the original base and grab some supplies | 497.28 | 4.24 |
I want to put some bushes up like some | 499.199 | 4.28 |
some Hedges oh yeah I already have those | 501.52 | 4.119 |
yeah okay gotcha man you're really | 503.479 | 3.761 |
bitter about this whole thing you're my | 505.639 | 3.84 |
rival you're my competition I have to | 507.24 | 3.72 |
fight you yeah see that's the wrong | 509.479 | 3.04 |
that's the wrong mindset is it you | 510.96 | 3.559 |
ditched me I didn't ditch you you chose | 512.519 | 4.281 |
a location you believed in it you gave | 514.519 | 4.241 |
us all hope and then you left nobody | 516.8 | 5.239 |
there can do blacksmithing or nobody in | 518.76 | 5.279 |
America can do these jobs for the price | 522.039 | 4.48 |
we want to pay them let's go to China no | 524.039 | 5.24 |
we won't okay Yep this is oh never mind | 526.519 | 3.801 |
I'm not talking to you about this | 529.279 | 3.24 |
anymore okay yep I'm going to go back to | 530.32 | 4.68 |
my men get away from my horse there you | 532.519 | 4.201 |
go see I'm a good dad get out of here | 535.0 | 3.44 |
and I'm a good influence on you you'll | 536.72 | 3.84 |
thank me someday thank you I'll come | 538.44 | 4.519 |
visit you you'll enjoy your | 540.56 | 6.12 |
stay oo that's a mean looking Snick yeah | 542.959 | 6.641 |
that's not an issue though yeah we can | 546.68 | 4.92 |
take him right well yeah I mean it's | 549.6 | 5.04 |
just a kind of an average Snick in this | 551.6 | 4.84 |
game man I've been killing I've been | 554.64 | 3.48 |
killing crazy people left and right I | 556.44 | 3.28 |
think I can take an anaconda come on | 558.12 | 4.48 |
baby oh well okay oh well okay I don't | 559.72 | 4.32 |
want to do with my fist that's a bad | 562.6 | 4.16 |
idea all right uh yeah you don't want | 564.04 | 7.08 |
that here we go uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh | 566.76 | 4.36 |
uh oh that snake's going down yeah wow | 571.48 | 6.64 |
that's a dramatic Death Super dramatic | 575.279 | 4.881 |
all the drama with that guy oh look at | 578.12 | 3.399 |
oh man look at it twisted and rolling | 580.16 | 4.04 |
into the water oh that looks cool I lost | 581.519 | 4.88 |
I lost visual okay these Pirates are on | 584.2 | 4.56 |
the uh the eastern coast we got a ways | 586.399 | 4.521 |
to travel all right well wish you had a | 588.76 | 4.639 |
horse yeah no I'm I'm going to paying | 590.92 | 4.2 |
for that one aren't I oh that's another | 593.399 | 4.361 |
Snick do you want to fight the Snick um | 595.12 | 4.04 |
don't really get anything for fighting | 597.76 | 2.96 |
the Sni yeah why don't we pass the Snick | 599.16 | 3.119 |
yeah we'll just run right past the Sni | 600.72 | 3.799 |
and since when do we call them snicks um | 602.279 | 3.481 |
I don't know just started doing it it | 604.519 | 4.44 |
was fun yeah let's see oh hey there this | 605.76 | 6.0 |
like Amazon out here it is this is cool | 608.959 | 5.241 |
feels great yeah what the hell is that I | 611.76 | 4.519 |
see it sniffing sniff snicking okay he's | 614.2 | 3.92 |
sniffing is that a castle what am I | 616.279 | 4.081 |
looking at up here you see that up in | 618.12 | 6.32 |
the Rocks yeah uh I think neebs and | 620.36 | 6.4 |
Anthony made that oh oh this was a place | 624.44 | 3.72 |
that was getting attacked there in that | 626.76 | 3.72 |
uh that last hoard yeah I had a great | 628.16 | 4.48 |
battle here at one point really I | 630.48 | 4.68 |
remember very little of it man I guess | 632.64 | 3.72 |
I've been so focused on being a | 635.16 | 3.679 |
homemaker wait a minute is that a horse | 636.36 | 5.279 |
yeah out here take the horse I forget | 638.839 | 4.8 |
what the backstory is here oh my | 641.639 | 5.76 |
goodness y this worked out for me how | 643.639 | 6.681 |
perfect the universe said here who is | 647.399 | 5.321 |
evil person have a horse oh it's just | 650.32 | 6.519 |
horse yeah all right well boom got a | 652.72 | 7.679 |
horse there's my Resort beautiful | 656.839 | 4.961 |
beautiful ladies and gentlemen of | 660.399 | 4.041 |
candalas listen up we have a new member | 661.8 | 4.56 |
and I may have been talking this place | 664.44 | 3.68 |
up to our competition quite a bit so we | 666.36 | 3.88 |
all need to buckle down and really build | 668.12 | 3.68 |
a whole bunch of stuff because I mean | 670.24 | 3.399 |
look I didn't lie I told him we had | 671.8 | 4.159 |
Hedges but you know there's not a lot so | 673.639 | 3.88 |
get to work get building we have we have | 675.959 | 3.32 |
we competition to impress I don't even | 677.519 | 3.161 |
know why I care about his opinion I | 679.279 | 3.721 |
respect neebs even though he's been a | 680.68 | 4.24 |
horrible mean businessman lately all | 683.0 | 3.24 |
right let's build come on and don't | 684.92 | 3.039 |
worry I'll install lights soon I I know | 686.24 | 4.719 |
it's dark sorry | 687.959 | 3.0 |
you know I thought I'd be annoyed by | 695.88 | 3.04 |
this but it's kind of like white noise | 697.32 | 3.6 |
you just kind of get used to it good | 698.92 | 4.159 |
good yeah no I like it the warrior comes | 700.92 | 4.52 |
out at night and I just can't sleep I | 703.079 | 4.601 |
like it man and it it establish as our | 705.44 | 5.079 |
dominance in this area like every animal | 707.68 | 5.88 |
within like a mile radius can hear you | 710.519 | 4.721 |
yeah yeah yeah I'd join you when I'm | 713.56 | 7.399 |
tired right rest well I'm going to | 715.24 | 5.719 |
yeah yeah I can sleep yeah I'm sleeping | 721.56 | 6.56 |
to this no problem I can play this for | 724.16 | 3.96 |
hours oh man sorry you know what I was | 730.0 | 6.48 |
building bushes and I should have been H | 733.279 | 6.0 |
oh no look things are going to get | 736.48 | 4.08 |
better okay I mean I've already got | 739.279 | 2.961 |
light in bushes but you think you could | 740.56 | 3.839 |
just keep pushing that cuz I'm going to | 742.24 | 3.36 |
go over here to Anthony's little thing | 744.399 | 4.161 |
he built ah I should drop hold on I'm | 745.6 | 4.919 |
too heavy too heavy you're okay though | 748.56 | 3.519 |
right you're not going to like I'm not | 750.519 | 5.361 |
taking damage yet so Bo what is so heavy | 752.079 | 6.32 |
oh it's all this rock there we go okay | 755.88 | 4.079 |
you know what I'll hang out here with | 758.399 | 4.24 |
you as long as I can and keep you | 759.959 | 6.361 |
company yeah you're doing great look at | 762.639 | 5.961 |
that you know they say sitting sitting | 766.32 | 4.519 |
today is as bad as smoking it's good | 768.6 | 4.76 |
that we got you out here oh yeah yep | 770.839 | 3.921 |
okay you know what listen I'm going to | 773.36 | 3.12 |
head in but I'm going to get you some | 774.76 | 3.639 |
walls built before the next Sandstorm | 776.48 | 4.32 |
you're going to love love it oh boyy | 778.399 | 5.361 |
okay woo sorry I know this looks bad but | 780.8 | 4.96 |
it's going to get better okay I mean me | 783.76 | 3.4 |
sitting over here in this shelter and | 785.76 | 3.079 |
you pushing in the sandstorm definitely | 787.16 | 4.479 |
is not the look I'm going for so don't | 788.839 | 6.24 |
make any opinions yet you too free hes | 791.639 | 6.121 |
don't judge | 795.079 | 2.681 |
me all right Dora I think go PE is with | 798.839 | 6.081 |
a pirate Z yeah what are we doing again | 802.68 | 3.68 |
what what were you getting I want gold | 804.92 | 3.479 |
and silver and my thought process was | 806.36 | 4.4 |
pirate have gold and silver yeah it's | 808.399 | 7.601 |
true they they do notoriously look at | 810.76 | 5.24 |
this here B you doing great no I'm not | 816.04 | 6.12 |
there we go all right I got him I got | 819.639 | 4.2 |
him I got him oh you just walked in okay | 822.16 | 3.96 |
let me take his blood though zath loves | 823.839 | 4.0 |
that blood oh yeah now get your uh get | 826.12 | 3.519 |
your zath blood oh I cut his arm off | 827.839 | 4.12 |
look at it rolling did I get it I don't | 829.639 | 3.88 |
know if I got it I get it probably got | 831.959 | 3.921 |
it see he have anything good on him oh | 833.519 | 5.32 |
wait what you got a page of sorts h is | 835.88 | 6.84 |
it anything first mates report H oh that | 838.839 | 6.481 |
might help with Intel we were I'll look | 842.72 | 4.559 |
up to the left here wow oh yeah I | 845.32 | 3.439 |
remember this there's a bunch going on | 847.279 | 3.24 |
here oh yeah yeah there's like a pirate | 848.759 | 3.921 |
ship and like a pirate Village oh my God | 850.519 | 4.201 |
like up to the left want I kind of want | 852.68 | 4.0 |
to knock that out all right should we uh | 854.72 | 4.0 |
yeah should we climb yeah going in that | 856.68 | 3.64 |
way I like that that's sneaky right | 858.72 | 3.039 |
isn't that sneaky look at this look at | 860.32 | 3.439 |
this you and me yeah on the world | 861.759 | 4.88 |
sneaking me and a a person whose heart | 863.759 | 6.2 |
is corrupt and nice oh no I'm good now I | 866.639 | 5.161 |
hung out with a dancer oh you did yeah | 869.959 | 3.721 |
oh good prostitutes do wonders for | 871.8 | 3.959 |
corruption that's all it takes all right | 873.68 | 3.48 |
what do you think go in guns blazing | 875.759 | 2.76 |
like oh wait you know what let me put my | 877.16 | 4.32 |
helmet on yeah I'll get this guy no I | 878.519 | 4.721 |
can't come on it doesn't fit through | 881.48 | 3.76 |
there what all right yeah that's a Bull | 883.24 | 5.92 |
guns blazing yep guns blazing hey y yall | 885.24 | 6.959 |
made mistak I can't fit under | 889.16 | 5.119 |
here oh | 892.199 | 4.361 |
W oh wow there there's a lot of them | 894.279 | 5.521 |
there's a lot of them yeah y uh-oh uh-oh | 896.56 | 5.0 |
did you put a bed roll down uh didn't | 899.8 | 4.36 |
did you yeah oh that was always always | 901.56 | 5.12 |
yeah okay well good for you l oh boy | 904.16 | 5.039 |
I'll be back bed roll oh [ __ ] it's in my | 906.68 | 6.399 |
horse [ __ ] oh you you left me here oh no | 909.199 | 6.08 |
I'm here I'm here oh ous the greedy | 913.079 | 3.961 |
sorry buddy you're not fighting I got | 915.279 | 3.441 |
him I got him I got him all | 917.04 | 5.799 |
right oh no come on man well tell you | 918.72 | 5.52 |
what you stand back I'll take them there | 922.839 | 3.841 |
we go all right Jesus calm down you guys | 924.24 | 5.48 |
got anything good on you is that oh hey | 926.68 | 6.0 |
that's good that a spy fighter oh it's a | 929.72 | 6.76 |
merchant okay ignacious the greedy hello | 932.68 | 6.32 |
ignacious it needs gold coins and gold | 936.48 | 5.799 |
bars he wants a sand Reaper egg for 10 | 939.0 | 5.92 |
gold I'm not buying an egg for 10 gold | 942.279 | 5.0 |
yeah we don't want said egg yeah goodbye | 944.92 | 4.88 |
can I kill him guess not there you go | 947.279 | 4.56 |
you idiot all right come over here put a | 949.8 | 4.399 |
bed roll down I will I got to make one | 951.839 | 5.761 |
got some silver coins sweet I need | 954.199 | 5.161 |
them | 957.6 | 4.44 |
all right free H uh if anything comes at | 959.36 | 5.12 |
you you just run okay don't be a hero we | 962.04 | 4.08 |
got to get in that Brimstone I don't I | 964.48 | 2.76 |
don't like that girl out there pushing | 966.12 | 2.76 |
that Wheel by herself we need one of | 967.24 | 3.959 |
those big ones is that noise you hear | 968.88 | 4.24 |
that this lady just walked up there she | 971.199 | 5.08 |
goes this lady is walking oh I guess you | 973.12 | 5.199 |
I mean yeah I knew that come on now all | 976.279 | 3.36 |
right I'm going in for brimstone | 978.319 | 3.041 |
remember I was in here with the queen | 979.639 | 3.76 |
and there was a ton of Brimstone here | 981.36 | 3.2 |
I'll be | 983.399 | 3.8 |
back hey Dora there's a guyy down there | 984.56 | 4.88 |
doing the same dance you were doing oh | 987.199 | 4.12 |
crap look at him he's establishing | 989.44 | 4.92 |
dominance ah or just enjoying that I | 991.319 | 4.32 |
don't feel like I'm dominant it just | 994.36 | 3.68 |
feels really good do okay so it's like | 995.639 | 5.401 |
yoga kind of yeah yeah you do it for the | 998.04 | 5.919 |
exercise yeah that's what I yeah okay | 1001.04 | 5.64 |
I'm thinking we come over here we start | 1003.959 | 5.56 |
at the top and work our way down okay so | 1006.68 | 4.279 |
I mean we can take out a couple without | 1009.519 | 3.081 |
even you know what I mean I mean yeah if | 1010.959 | 3.481 |
you want to I'm I'm going in like a mad | 1012.6 | 4.52 |
man or mad lady uh-oh how do I stand | 1014.44 | 5.56 |
again there's going to be one less yep | 1017.12 | 7.319 |
maybe a Pirates Come on get that up | 1020.0 | 8.28 |
heads oh God you look right oh kushites | 1024.439 | 7.161 |
huh oh the kushites make some good weed | 1028.28 | 5.399 |
die oh | 1031.6 | 4.959 |
boy come on come on come on there's a | 1033.679 | 4.16 |
red Barrel over there I don't know if | 1036.559 | 3.161 |
it's worth shooting yeah but you know | 1037.839 | 4.48 |
how I do I do all right got one of those | 1039.72 | 6.52 |
down okay wo oh or maybe it wasn't a red | 1042.319 | 5.48 |
Barrel it was just a barrel covered in | 1046.24 | 3.52 |
blood watch out we got an Archer here oh | 1047.799 | 3.601 |
yeah oh you little son of a [ __ ] all | 1049.76 | 3.72 |
right go for it I'm going to get this | 1051.4 | 6.0 |
Blood nice yeah you get the blood Z gets | 1053.48 | 5.8 |
the blood you know what I'm saying oh | 1057.4 | 4.04 |
yeah oh what is all this stuff lots of | 1059.28 | 6.0 |
stuffs oo underwater breathing mask | 1061.44 | 7.16 |
really what that's pretty awesome yeah | 1065.28 | 5.96 |
yeah I'll take that I bet you will [ __ ] | 1068.6 | 6.959 |
yeah rare gem stone oh let's see oh is | 1071.24 | 6.679 |
this guy cool oh here we got shamala the | 1075.559 | 5.921 |
pirate Queen oh well hello pirate queen | 1077.919 | 5.88 |
I'm the new Queen in the land so don't | 1081.48 | 4.28 |
you dare screw with me and that's right | 1083.799 | 5.961 |
you kneel you kneel and you pay respects | 1085.76 | 6.36 |
that's right let's see I'll learn oh she | 1089.76 | 6.0 |
can teach me some alchemy what I I want | 1092.12 | 5.96 |
that learn sticking Alchemy all right | 1095.76 | 4.2 |
and I talk to her but I'm not going to | 1098.08 | 3.599 |
because it's boring what is this | 1099.96 | 3.44 |
Merchant sell what do you sell oh it's a | 1101.679 | 3.36 |
cat cat all right I'm going to steal | 1103.4 | 3.8 |
their cats and this is we this guy's | 1105.039 | 3.88 |
name's WEA | 1107.2 | 4.599 |
man you can buy some decent like uh oh | 1108.919 | 5.0 |
you can purchase mercenaries from this | 1111.799 | 4.681 |
guy gotta yep not going to talk to you | 1113.919 | 4.041 |
either cuz it's boring all right you | 1116.48 | 3.079 |
want to work our way uh work our way | 1117.96 | 3.68 |
down I'm after Sil and | 1119.559 | 6.641 |
gold yeah um yeah here I | 1121.64 | 4.56 |
[Music] | 1126.3 | 10.15 |
come you getting in on this uh you know | 1136.919 | 4.441 |
what are you doing we're having our | 1140.36 | 4.48 |
morning drum circle oh a oh you got it's | 1141.36 | 5.24 |
looking good | 1144.84 | 4.56 |
hey hey you guys you guys keep going you | 1146.6 | 4.04 |
guys keep going I'm going to uh I'm | 1149.4 | 2.48 |
going to go talk to this guy you keep | 1150.64 | 2.919 |
going you killing it oh man I'm liking | 1151.88 | 3.52 |
this hey we have morning activities yeah | 1153.559 | 3.761 |
we have like you know plan stru oh sorry | 1155.4 | 5.0 |
let me hey buddy what's up yep yeah | 1157.32 | 5.32 |
what's going on get it yep how long does | 1160.4 | 4.32 |
this go for um you know probably the | 1162.64 | 3.48 |
entire day or until I tell him to | 1164.72 | 4.319 |
[ __ ] stop all right well I feel like | 1166.12 | 5.16 |
you're ruining the you know the chill | 1169.039 | 3.921 |
Vibe you had going by yelling at them | 1171.28 | 3.08 |
it's a little bit of chill but you know | 1172.96 | 3.0 |
they're still slaves we want to have fun | 1174.36 | 3.28 |
but they need to know their place okay | 1175.96 | 4.48 |
listen this looks great oh thank you I | 1177.64 | 5.279 |
love it I love the entrance yeah big | 1180.44 | 4.16 |
entrance you come in it's all about the | 1182.919 | 3.561 |
presentation you know community area you | 1184.6 | 4.04 |
got a dog yeah yeah he hangs out he | 1186.48 | 4.52 |
really makes everyone happy my gosh we | 1188.64 | 3.84 |
got people working on arts and crafts | 1191.0 | 2.76 |
there's a few people back here who are | 1192.48 | 3.84 |
slacking that yelling is uh I don't love | 1193.76 | 5.0 |
the yelling after a minute you know yeah | 1196.32 | 4.64 |
all right I stopped see no you're still | 1198.76 | 4.56 |
at it okay them well that's the activity | 1200.96 | 4.68 |
you know it's like if we have morning | 1203.32 | 4.28 |
swimming in a pool gotcha they're just | 1205.64 | 3.039 |
going to Splash around in the pool you | 1207.6 | 2.559 |
don't get annoyed at the old old people | 1208.679 | 4.88 |
splashing let me guess Archer uhhuh | 1210.159 | 6.321 |
fighter are you I bet I bet these are | 1213.559 | 4.521 |
archers or Fighters huh you judging | 1216.48 | 4.28 |
everyone here just on their occupation | 1218.08 | 5.68 |
what they choose to do arer that's a | 1220.76 | 5.159 |
horrible way to dictate somebody sir | 1223.76 | 4.52 |
fighter they come here to relax Nees | 1225.919 | 4.64 |
gotcha are you ever at a well you might | 1228.28 | 4.44 |
be you might be at a you know hotel and | 1230.559 | 4.281 |
be like so what do you do I can't I | 1232.72 | 3.36 |
can't hear a word you're saying so what | 1234.84 | 3.48 |
do you do like you go to a hotel you | 1236.08 | 4.04 |
right away you're like what do you do I | 1238.32 | 3.239 |
don't go to a hotel where everyone that | 1240.12 | 3.2 |
works there's a fighter right but now | 1241.559 | 3.24 |
the people staying there these people | 1243.32 | 4.04 |
are staying here say that again these | 1244.799 | 4.441 |
people are staying here okay I'm just | 1247.36 | 3.72 |
saying I'm trying to build a hotel hey I | 1249.24 | 3.72 |
think your horse is interested in this | 1251.08 | 3.839 |
uh thing you want to get her in on this | 1252.96 | 6.0 |
oh God okay look I enjoyed the visit I | 1254.919 | 6.401 |
just I can't relax here can't what I | 1258.96 | 4.88 |
can't relax here well this is just the | 1261.32 | 4.719 |
morning it's just a temporary activity | 1263.84 | 4.04 |
that should be okay all right I'm going | 1266.039 | 6.76 |
to put my mask and get back into this | 1267.88 | 4.919 |
y'all you guys are great | 1273.76 | 7.399 |
great all right very nice let's see oh | 1277.679 | 5.961 |
what was that oh hey that's a gem oh oh | 1281.159 | 3.801 |
you that's a pretty that's a pretty good | 1283.64 | 3.519 |
mace all right probably better than what | 1284.96 | 4.319 |
I got really let me look you want to see | 1287.159 | 4.88 |
something fun usually oh that's I'm | 1289.279 | 4.201 |
taking that that's better than my piece | 1292.039 | 4.201 |
of [ __ ] oh yeah use your mace man a | 1293.48 | 4.76 |
masing a shield that'd be that'd be mean | 1296.24 | 4.08 |
okay but uh yeah look at this ready what | 1298.24 | 3.12 |
what what what what what what you're | 1300.32 | 1.8 |
going to love it you're going to love it | 1301.36 | 5.04 |
you're going to love it R what R oh oh | 1302.12 | 8.2 |
hey I got me a pig leg did you remove a | 1306.4 | 8.0 |
leg to do this uh yeah is it worth it y | 1310.32 | 7.8 |
y y it was worth it y o y wow you're | 1314.4 | 6.2 |
losing your [ __ ] man I had a good day | 1318.12 | 5.799 |
look I found this oh man this dress that | 1320.6 | 5.72 |
looks good too oh that looks I like that | 1323.919 | 3.961 |
oh yeah look now now now this is a good | 1326.32 | 4.56 |
combo here when I found these earrings | 1327.88 | 5.48 |
uhhuh let's see it's like we're we're | 1330.88 | 4.679 |
shopping day it was shopping day for me | 1333.36 | 4.6 |
yeah look at me I'm a pirate lord with | 1335.559 | 5.401 |
big old knucker I got me a mace and a | 1337.96 | 4.36 |
better | 1340.96 | 5.719 |
bow y y man good God I got some bazongas | 1342.32 | 7.839 |
yeah I try not to stare out of respect | 1346.679 | 6.201 |
okay okay get the [ __ ] away look at him | 1350.159 | 4.921 |
no I don't want to look no no you're my | 1352.88 | 3.799 |
you're my friend you want to touch him | 1355.08 | 5.52 |
no touch him I will swing this mace at | 1356.679 | 3.921 |
you oh look at this she's ready alumit | 1360.88 | 8.919 |
envil brow is that your name interesting | 1366.2 | 6.44 |
okay so let's get a look at you here we | 1369.799 | 5.521 |
go and | 1372.64 | 5.68 |
um okay I know how to do this I know how | 1375.32 | 5.359 |
to do this right pretty sure I know how | 1378.32 | 4.17 |
to do | 1380.679 | 3.281 |
[Music] | 1382.49 | 4.47 |
this all right we're back okay I don't | 1383.96 | 5.36 |
know which table this lady goes into but | 1386.96 | 3.68 |
I feel like she does kind of like what | 1389.32 | 4.719 |
you do H can you guys just like do | 1390.64 | 5.8 |
multiple jobs what about let's try | 1394.039 | 5.921 |
stinky tanky so her name is alumit Anvil | 1396.44 | 7.64 |
brow oh holy crap she can do it look at | 1399.96 | 7.8 |
this oh right so uh boom boom look at | 1404.08 | 6.839 |
that you guys can just gossip all day | 1407.76 | 6.799 |
and go on about like murder shows and | 1410.919 | 5.801 |
pumpkins and all that stuff let's see | 1414.559 | 5.161 |
hold on can I give you huh can I add | 1416.72 | 5.319 |
clothes can't add clothes can I I'd like | 1419.72 | 4.319 |
to give you something fun to wear I'll | 1422.039 | 4.601 |
pull you out no just take take all I | 1424.039 | 4.401 |
don't see many things all right well | 1426.64 | 3.399 |
listen if I can figure out how to get | 1428.44 | 3.719 |
clothes I will bring clothes but in the | 1430.039 | 4.161 |
meantime I don't know maybe I can make | 1432.159 | 3.441 |
some pumpkin bread or something you | 1434.2 | 3.12 |
girls have fun I'll go get some more | 1435.6 | 3.199 |
friends | 1437.32 | 5.239 |
what the hell was that I don't | 1438.799 | 3.76 |
know all right everyone good job I don't | 1442.64 | 5.279 |
think neeb suspected a thing he thinks | 1446.08 | 5.199 |
we're a nice happy sandala Resort and | 1447.919 | 4.76 |
that's how it's going to stay for now | 1451.279 | 4.121 |
until we reveal ourselves but now oh | 1452.679 | 4.041 |
sorry I keep forgetting I'm wearing this | 1455.4 | 3.24 |
mask there we go can you hear me better | 1456.72 | 4.88 |
okay now that the resort is coming | 1458.64 | 5.96 |
together I think it's time we start on | 1461.6 | 5.199 |
the | 1464.6 | 5.199 |
factory | 1466.799 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 1484.46 | 12.27 |
a | 1496.76 | 6.69 |
[Music] | 1499.03 | 4.42 |
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