We Got a DEMON HORSE! - Conan Exiles

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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that demon horse video? It's our new favorite!

simon: Oh yeah, that demon horse was a real showstopper! But let's not forget about the pirate battles, classic Neebs Gaming content.

appsro: I don't know about you guys, but I'm still recovering from that VERY LOUD SHOUTY SCENE. Classic Neebs overreaction, am I right?

neebs: Haha, Appsro, you always bring the drama! But seriously, that demon horse was something else. I think we need one for FriendCamp Resort!

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fan! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? If not, you're in for a treat because today is demon horse day! That's right, demon horses and pirate battles await in this action-packed episode.

The episode kicks off with some intense corporate jockeying between two competing resorts, adding an extra layer of drama to the already chaotic world of Conan Exiles. And let's not forget about the hilarious antics of the Neebs Gaming crew as they navigate through the challenges and surprises thrown their way.

As always, the team at Neebs Gaming brings their signature humor and wit to the gameplay, making it a joy to watch from start to finish. From demon horses to pirate queens, there's never a dull moment in this episode. And if you're a fan of the series, you won't want to miss out on the latest developments and twists in the story.

So grab your favorite Neebs Gaming coffee blend, sit back, and enjoy the ride as the Neebs Gaming crew takes on new adventures in Conan Exiles. And don't forget to check out their merch and special offers to show your support for the channel. Thanks for watching, and stay tuned for more epic gaming content from Neebs Gaming!

Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
all right Dora I'm thinking right here	5.72	7.079
what's there boom Oh this is a circle of	8.559	6.601
power uh-huh and I don't know what it	12.799	4.081
does I just know I had enough stuff to	15.16	3.36
make it I just know the last time you	16.88	5.239
did that Darkness thing that was	18.52	7.04
weird hold on what hold on what	22.119	6.841
seriously all right let's see if this	25.56	5.959
works	28.96	6.72
oh ooh	31.519	4.161
okay oh my	36.0	5.8
God what it's a Damon horse boy I I feel	38.559	6.081
like you're going down a a pretty rough	41.8	6.96
path oo look look at me oh man I got a	44.64	7.919
demon horse God stares through your	48.76	6.56
soul it's his is not comfortable to ride	52.559	4.601
on it's very hot I'll bet I'll bet like	55.32	3.239
I got a steaming little muff going on	57.16	4.76
you know what I mean no	58.559	3.361
[Music]	67.87	3.549
all right what we got today hello	81.68	6.16
anybody okay here we go what we looking	85.64	4.439
at I'm looking for some skilled workers	87.84	4.16
like what are you hold on a second oh	90.079	4.68
skilled workers are you looking for	92.0	5.32
hello oh my God oh my God yep careful	94.759	4.601
wow what kind of wa these guys are	97.32	4.4
skilled workers these guys are skilled	99.36	4.0
they swing hammers around and they wear	101.72	3.96
loin cloths you know it baby how's it	103.36	3.759
going over here nebs I just got to	105.68	3.039
change something in my settings there we	107.119	3.96
go and resume whoa here we goes now I	108.719	4.04
can tell here don't worry I have someone	111.079	4.36
who can help us Archer Archer my own	112.759	4.64
skilled worker will get him attack	115.439	3.481
fighter actually yeah these guys are	117.399	2.961
more your speed	118.92	2.839
none of these guys are skilled get them	120.36	4.0
buddy I'll be in the cave okay I just	121.759	4.481
wanted to show you my high class of	124.36	5.319
workers over at sandalis oh yeah you	126.24	5.96
have any like Engineers or scientists or	129.679	5.001
things like that no but I have a corpse	132.2	5.28
okay oh god well look I strengthen	134.68	5.04
numbers neebs I have like 30 people over	137.48	6.839
there now maybe 40 maybe 50 working hard	139.72	6.08
I don't think you understand what I'm	144.319	3.881
after I'm after skilled workers and I	145.8	4.96
think you're a [ __ ] corporate hey do	148.2	4.64
you do you drive a car do you have a air	150.76	4.0
condition in your house I do do you want	152.84	4.16
a th000 people building you a I don't	154.76	4.839
know a little paper fan or do you want a	157.0	4.879
AC and a car neebs you realize you're	159.599	3.72
the villain in this right you're you're	161.879	3.401
afraid of change you're the villain who	163.319	4.121
comes in with their fancy Tech and their	165.28	4.72
gear and then I'm the guy who does it	167.44	5.079
the Homegrown way unskilled worker here	170.0	4.84
Anthony will take you exactly yeah send	172.519	4.841
him my way I believe in his potential	174.84	4.2
anyone can be anything they want didn't	177.36	3.799
you go to public school okay I got a	179.04	6.04
carpenter now we're talking and ooh I I	181.159	5.681
like whatever this is she's so SK I	185.08	3.719
don't even know what she is okay how's	186.84	3.8
it going with that Archer out there	188.799	5.041
everyone's dead yep including my guy	190.64	6.12
everyone oh boy okay don't come in here	193.84	4.759
killing anything okay cuz I'm working	196.76	3.08
okay I guess I'll just stand out here	198.599	3.56
and do nothing no this sounds fun this	199.84	6.0
is great yeah how sandal is going just	202.159	5.841
it's going well we have a we have a nice	205.84	4.479
like hedge uh entrance way that we're	208.0	4.56
building you know at least six or seven	210.319	4.12
workers all making sure things are nice	212.56	4.52
and uhhuh you know clean okay we're	214.439	4.0
expanding we're in the middle of an	217.08	3.239
expansion right now but I'm currently	218.439	4.681
recruiting a very specialized person I	220.319	4.28
don't know what she does but it seems	223.12	3.399
really cool for what your little	224.599	4.601
platform over there yeah sure it doesn't	226.519	5.401
even have a roof come out come out my	229.2	5.039
people have roofs yeah it's a work in	231.92	4.64
progress It's getting better EES I think	234.239	4.08
you need help honest obviously you have	236.56	3.239
no idea what you're doing what what do	238.319	4.2
you mean look at you you're going in	239.799	4.08
caves just beating people up you don't	242.519	3.0
even have a roof for them to go to this	243.879	3.401
is where the good people are yeah but	245.519	3.761
good people deserve good amenities this	247.28	4.159
is like a Hilton without a pool I	249.28	3.679
understand mine's the days in but	251.439	3.281
there's no Hilton without pools well you	252.959	3.56
look at yours the point is you're trying	254.72	3.68
to have a high class dump man what is	256.519	4.041
this Archer doing up here good God	258.4	4.16
Almighty I thought Anthony I thought you	260.56	4.04
were taking these people they had no	262.56	4.4
skills I'm good I only take people from	264.6	4.68
the south side of town all right now	266.96	6.56
listen I got this person who is a temper	269.28	7.32
Smith wow what's a temper Smith you're	273.52	4.959
high class you should know is it like	276.6	4.28
temperature smithing yeah he might work	278.479	4.481
on AC there we	280.88	5.039
go this this thing seems like I wouldn't	282.96	4.48
be able to take him in the water it	285.919	4.481
would definitely seem that that that way	287.44	5.599
okay I'm going to go in slow	290.4	4.519
yeah	293.039	5.241
o oh no no no he seems to do okay just	294.919	6.441
fine huh yeah huh do this help yeah	298.28	6.12
Health looks good I'd love to see um The	301.36	5.96
Offspring of these two a combination	304.4	5.04
might be lovely yeah what was yours	307.32	4.04
cream pie pie I got to figure out what	309.44	6.36
to name this guy crusty Crusty's not bad	311.36	6.04
when he's swimming he kind of sizzles	315.8	3.48
could name him Sizzle yeah all right I	317.4	3.2
got options I got to think about	319.28	2.6
something he needs a permanent name I	320.6	2.64
tell you Bean's going to be jealous been	321.88	2.68
riding around with Bean so long I kind	323.24	3.12
of feel bad oh you haven't addressed	324.56	4.72
this with Bean no no yeah I'm going to	326.36	6.399
have treat being real nice okay well	329.28	6.199
what I figure we'd do is uh I need to	332.759	5.201
make something called an alchemical base	335.479	5.081
uh-huh and in order to do that whoa	337.96	5.64
whoo what's that move what the are you	340.56	4.84
attacking me what just happened it's	343.6	4.96
attacking me why cuz it's evil it's pure	345.4	5.6
evil hey is it attacking you yeah it's	348.56	5.8
attacking me okay no more of those what	351.0	5.12
I don't understand get away you get away	354.36	4.24
from cream pie right now you get away	356.12	4.44
use your magic you freaking demon	358.6	3.76
sorcerer hey calm down calm down calm	360.56	2.84
down calm	362.36	4.559
down that's how you get your pets a bad	363.4	5.88
it's a bad damn horse a really bad	366.919	6.4
horse like that Satan spawn horse well	369.28	6.44
there's a price to pay for dark magic	373.319	5.361
huh yeah no just got to learn to tame it	375.72	5.68
hey calm down calm down if you were to	378.68	6.919
do it again I Y or nay I'd say	381.4	6.68
nay cuz it's a horse yeah but you're	385.599	6.241
right oh oh wow he kicks I didn't expect	388.08	5.679
this today no I didn't either I thought	391.84	3.799
it was going to be a cool evil horse not	393.759	3.961
a [ __ ] or Bean's going to get extra	395.639	4.241
treats oh man be I'm going to feed this	397.72	3.8
guy to Bean she's not even going to know	399.88	3.12
don't feed that to Bean I'm going to	401.52	4.079
feed my do not feed that to be crusty	403.0	5.0
horse to Bean man what a it's like a	405.599	4.481
boss fight I know she's got one the help	408.0	3.96
pool come on come on these are still	410.08	4.04
weapons these are good uhhuh it stop it	411.96	6.239
stop it ooh don't you kick it me B and	414.12	6.759
food oh	418.199	4.761
there's a bad damn horse yeah it's a bad	420.879	3.44
horse there a bad horse what do I get	422.96	3.2
for chopping it up you what I had to use	424.319	4.56
to make you I don't know oh I got a	426.16	5.719
horse carcass perfect what the hell	428.879	6.72
seriously hell is Hell the carcass of a	431.879	5.681
horse yeah what the hell could I do with	435.599	3.6
that I don't know I wouldn't say that	437.56	3.919
was a horse though H damn I have to make	439.199	5.161
another one no	441.479	2.881
rabbit what are you doing Anthony H just	445.08	5.399
relaxing in the shade okay you know it's	447.8	4.679
not that hard to just put up a roof in	450.479	4.12
this hot sun what about your Resort oh	452.479	3.921
they're fine they have a nice roof over	454.599	3.561
their head food they're they're they're	456.4	3.72
living it up I see you've uh taken care	458.16	4.28
of Anthony as a bad dad he's alive you	460.12	4.0
know if that's taken care of him yeah	462.44	3.64
okay I think parents usually strive for	464.12	4.44
more than that but it's a horse okay he	466.08	4.64
looks healthy yeah I know I feed him I	468.56	4.479
take care of him all right unlike your	470.72	5.039
one person you have one person yeah I	473.039	5.28
think uh I think she's good at like I	475.759	4.201
don't know maybe black Smith table or	478.319	3.72
anything like that we're going to see	479.96	3.919
okay yeah but look I've already planted	482.039	3.961
some plants I'm going to put some shade	483.879	3.921
probably have some chairs and maybe oh	486.0	3.8
you're you're planning on shade yeah	487.8	3.239
okay that's that's a nice thought yeah	489.8	2.92
they'll be shade I mean I prioritized	491.039	3.041
that but you know whatever got to make	492.72	3.0
sure they get to work first yep so I'm	494.08	3.2
going to probably head back to the uh	495.72	3.479
the original base and grab some supplies	497.28	4.24
I want to put some bushes up like some	499.199	4.28
some Hedges oh yeah I already have those	501.52	4.119
yeah okay gotcha man you're really	503.479	3.761
bitter about this whole thing you're my	505.639	3.84
rival you're my competition I have to	507.24	3.72
fight you yeah see that's the wrong	509.479	3.04
that's the wrong mindset is it you	510.96	3.559
ditched me I didn't ditch you you chose	512.519	4.281
a location you believed in it you gave	514.519	4.241
us all hope and then you left nobody	516.8	5.239
there can do blacksmithing or nobody in	518.76	5.279
America can do these jobs for the price	522.039	4.48
we want to pay them let's go to China no	524.039	5.24
we won't okay Yep this is oh never mind	526.519	3.801
I'm not talking to you about this	529.279	3.24
anymore okay yep I'm going to go back to	530.32	4.68
my men get away from my horse there you	532.519	4.201
go see I'm a good dad get out of here	535.0	3.44
and I'm a good influence on you you'll	536.72	3.84
thank me someday thank you I'll come	538.44	4.519
visit you you'll enjoy your	540.56	6.12
stay oo that's a mean looking Snick yeah	542.959	6.641
that's not an issue though yeah we can	546.68	4.92
take him right well yeah I mean it's	549.6	5.04
just a kind of an average Snick in this	551.6	4.84
game man I've been killing I've been	554.64	3.48
killing crazy people left and right I	556.44	3.28
think I can take an anaconda come on	558.12	4.48
baby oh well okay oh well okay I don't	559.72	4.32
want to do with my fist that's a bad	562.6	4.16
idea all right uh yeah you don't want	564.04	7.08
that here we go uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh	566.76	4.36
uh oh that snake's going down yeah wow	571.48	6.64
that's a dramatic Death Super dramatic	575.279	4.881
all the drama with that guy oh look at	578.12	3.399
oh man look at it twisted and rolling	580.16	4.04
into the water oh that looks cool I lost	581.519	4.88
I lost visual okay these Pirates are on	584.2	4.56
the uh the eastern coast we got a ways	586.399	4.521
to travel all right well wish you had a	588.76	4.639
horse yeah no I'm I'm going to paying	590.92	4.2
for that one aren't I oh that's another	593.399	4.361
Snick do you want to fight the Snick um	595.12	4.04
don't really get anything for fighting	597.76	2.96
the Sni yeah why don't we pass the Snick	599.16	3.119
yeah we'll just run right past the Sni	600.72	3.799
and since when do we call them snicks um	602.279	3.481
I don't know just started doing it it	604.519	4.44
was fun yeah let's see oh hey there this	605.76	6.0
like Amazon out here it is this is cool	608.959	5.241
feels great yeah what the hell is that I	611.76	4.519
see it sniffing sniff snicking okay he's	614.2	3.92
sniffing is that a castle what am I	616.279	4.081
looking at up here you see that up in	618.12	6.32
the Rocks yeah uh I think neebs and	620.36	6.4
Anthony made that oh oh this was a place	624.44	3.72
that was getting attacked there in that	626.76	3.72
uh that last hoard yeah I had a great	628.16	4.48
battle here at one point really I	630.48	4.68
remember very little of it man I guess	632.64	3.72
I've been so focused on being a	635.16	3.679
homemaker wait a minute is that a horse	636.36	5.279
yeah out here take the horse I forget	638.839	4.8
what the backstory is here oh my	641.639	5.76
goodness y this worked out for me how	643.639	6.681
perfect the universe said here who is	647.399	5.321
evil person have a horse oh it's just	650.32	6.519
horse yeah all right well boom got a	652.72	7.679
horse there's my Resort beautiful	656.839	4.961
beautiful ladies and gentlemen of	660.399	4.041
candalas listen up we have a new member	661.8	4.56
and I may have been talking this place	664.44	3.68
up to our competition quite a bit so we	666.36	3.88
all need to buckle down and really build	668.12	3.68
a whole bunch of stuff because I mean	670.24	3.399
look I didn't lie I told him we had	671.8	4.159
Hedges but you know there's not a lot so	673.639	3.88
get to work get building we have we have	675.959	3.32
we competition to impress I don't even	677.519	3.161
know why I care about his opinion I	679.279	3.721
respect neebs even though he's been a	680.68	4.24
horrible mean businessman lately all	683.0	3.24
right let's build come on and don't	684.92	3.039
worry I'll install lights soon I I know	686.24	4.719
it's dark sorry	687.959	3.0
you know I thought I'd be annoyed by	695.88	3.04
this but it's kind of like white noise	697.32	3.6
you just kind of get used to it good	698.92	4.159
good yeah no I like it the warrior comes	700.92	4.52
out at night and I just can't sleep I	703.079	4.601
like it man and it it establish as our	705.44	5.079
dominance in this area like every animal	707.68	5.88
within like a mile radius can hear you	710.519	4.721
yeah yeah yeah I'd join you when I'm	713.56	7.399
tired right rest well I'm going to	715.24	5.719
yeah yeah I can sleep yeah I'm sleeping	721.56	6.56
to this no problem I can play this for	724.16	3.96
hours oh man sorry you know what I was	730.0	6.48
building bushes and I should have been H	733.279	6.0
oh no look things are going to get	736.48	4.08
better okay I mean I've already got	739.279	2.961
light in bushes but you think you could	740.56	3.839
just keep pushing that cuz I'm going to	742.24	3.36
go over here to Anthony's little thing	744.399	4.161
he built ah I should drop hold on I'm	745.6	4.919
too heavy too heavy you're okay though	748.56	3.519
right you're not going to like I'm not	750.519	5.361
taking damage yet so Bo what is so heavy	752.079	6.32
oh it's all this rock there we go okay	755.88	4.079
you know what I'll hang out here with	758.399	4.24
you as long as I can and keep you	759.959	6.361
company yeah you're doing great look at	762.639	5.961
that you know they say sitting sitting	766.32	4.519
today is as bad as smoking it's good	768.6	4.76
that we got you out here oh yeah yep	770.839	3.921
okay you know what listen I'm going to	773.36	3.12
head in but I'm going to get you some	774.76	3.639
walls built before the next Sandstorm	776.48	4.32
you're going to love love it oh boyy	778.399	5.361
okay woo sorry I know this looks bad but	780.8	4.96
it's going to get better okay I mean me	783.76	3.4
sitting over here in this shelter and	785.76	3.079
you pushing in the sandstorm definitely	787.16	4.479
is not the look I'm going for so don't	788.839	6.24
make any opinions yet you too free hes	791.639	6.121
don't judge	795.079	2.681
me all right Dora I think go PE is with	798.839	6.081
a pirate Z yeah what are we doing again	802.68	3.68
what what were you getting I want gold	804.92	3.479
and silver and my thought process was	806.36	4.4
pirate have gold and silver yeah it's	808.399	7.601
true they they do notoriously look at	810.76	5.24
this here B you doing great no I'm not	816.04	6.12
there we go all right I got him I got	819.639	4.2
him I got him oh you just walked in okay	822.16	3.96
let me take his blood though zath loves	823.839	4.0
that blood oh yeah now get your uh get	826.12	3.519
your zath blood oh I cut his arm off	827.839	4.12
look at it rolling did I get it I don't	829.639	3.88
know if I got it I get it probably got	831.959	3.921
it see he have anything good on him oh	833.519	5.32
wait what you got a page of sorts h is	835.88	6.84
it anything first mates report H oh that	838.839	6.481
might help with Intel we were I'll look	842.72	4.559
up to the left here wow oh yeah I	845.32	3.439
remember this there's a bunch going on	847.279	3.24
here oh yeah yeah there's like a pirate	848.759	3.921
ship and like a pirate Village oh my God	850.519	4.201
like up to the left want I kind of want	852.68	4.0
to knock that out all right should we uh	854.72	4.0
yeah should we climb yeah going in that	856.68	3.64
way I like that that's sneaky right	858.72	3.039
isn't that sneaky look at this look at	860.32	3.439
this you and me yeah on the world	861.759	4.88
sneaking me and a a person whose heart	863.759	6.2
is corrupt and nice oh no I'm good now I	866.639	5.161
hung out with a dancer oh you did yeah	869.959	3.721
oh good prostitutes do wonders for	871.8	3.959
corruption that's all it takes all right	873.68	3.48
what do you think go in guns blazing	875.759	2.76
like oh wait you know what let me put my	877.16	4.32
helmet on yeah I'll get this guy no I	878.519	4.721
can't come on it doesn't fit through	881.48	3.76
there what all right yeah that's a Bull	883.24	5.92
guns blazing yep guns blazing hey y yall	885.24	6.959
made mistak I can't fit under	889.16	5.119
here oh	892.199	4.361
W oh wow there there's a lot of them	894.279	5.521
there's a lot of them yeah y uh-oh uh-oh	896.56	5.0
did you put a bed roll down uh didn't	899.8	4.36
did you yeah oh that was always always	901.56	5.12
yeah okay well good for you l oh boy	904.16	5.039
I'll be back bed roll oh [ __ ] it's in my	906.68	6.399
horse [ __ ] oh you you left me here oh no	909.199	6.08
I'm here I'm here oh ous the greedy	913.079	3.961
sorry buddy you're not fighting I got	915.279	3.441
him I got him I got him all	917.04	5.799
right oh no come on man well tell you	918.72	5.52
what you stand back I'll take them there	922.839	3.841
we go all right Jesus calm down you guys	924.24	5.48
got anything good on you is that oh hey	926.68	6.0
that's good that a spy fighter oh it's a	929.72	6.76
merchant okay ignacious the greedy hello	932.68	6.32
ignacious it needs gold coins and gold	936.48	5.799
bars he wants a sand Reaper egg for 10	939.0	5.92
gold I'm not buying an egg for 10 gold	942.279	5.0
yeah we don't want said egg yeah goodbye	944.92	4.88
can I kill him guess not there you go	947.279	4.56
you idiot all right come over here put a	949.8	4.399
bed roll down I will I got to make one	951.839	5.761
got some silver coins sweet I need	954.199	5.161
them	957.6	4.44
all right free H uh if anything comes at	959.36	5.12
you you just run okay don't be a hero we	962.04	4.08
got to get in that Brimstone I don't I	964.48	2.76
don't like that girl out there pushing	966.12	2.76
that Wheel by herself we need one of	967.24	3.959
those big ones is that noise you hear	968.88	4.24
that this lady just walked up there she	971.199	5.08
goes this lady is walking oh I guess you	973.12	5.199
I mean yeah I knew that come on now all	976.279	3.36
right I'm going in for brimstone	978.319	3.041
remember I was in here with the queen	979.639	3.76
and there was a ton of Brimstone here	981.36	3.2
I'll be	983.399	3.8
back hey Dora there's a guyy down there	984.56	4.88
doing the same dance you were doing oh	987.199	4.12
crap look at him he's establishing	989.44	4.92
dominance ah or just enjoying that I	991.319	4.32
don't feel like I'm dominant it just	994.36	3.68
feels really good do okay so it's like	995.639	5.401
yoga kind of yeah yeah you do it for the	998.04	5.919
exercise yeah that's what I yeah okay	1001.04	5.64
I'm thinking we come over here we start	1003.959	5.56
at the top and work our way down okay so	1006.68	4.279
I mean we can take out a couple without	1009.519	3.081
even you know what I mean I mean yeah if	1010.959	3.481
you want to I'm I'm going in like a mad	1012.6	4.52
man or mad lady uh-oh how do I stand	1014.44	5.56
again there's going to be one less yep	1017.12	7.319
maybe a Pirates Come on get that up	1020.0	8.28
heads oh God you look right oh kushites	1024.439	7.161
huh oh the kushites make some good weed	1028.28	5.399
die oh	1031.6	4.959
boy come on come on come on there's a	1033.679	4.16
red Barrel over there I don't know if	1036.559	3.161
it's worth shooting yeah but you know	1037.839	4.48
how I do I do all right got one of those	1039.72	6.52
down okay wo oh or maybe it wasn't a red	1042.319	5.48
Barrel it was just a barrel covered in	1046.24	3.52
blood watch out we got an Archer here oh	1047.799	3.601
yeah oh you little son of a [ __ ] all	1049.76	3.72
right go for it I'm going to get this	1051.4	6.0
Blood nice yeah you get the blood Z gets	1053.48	5.8
the blood you know what I'm saying oh	1057.4	4.04
yeah oh what is all this stuff lots of	1059.28	6.0
stuffs oo underwater breathing mask	1061.44	7.16
really what that's pretty awesome yeah	1065.28	5.96
yeah I'll take that I bet you will [ __ ]	1068.6	6.959
yeah rare gem stone oh let's see oh is	1071.24	6.679
this guy cool oh here we got shamala the	1075.559	5.921
pirate Queen oh well hello pirate queen	1077.919	5.88
I'm the new Queen in the land so don't	1081.48	4.28
you dare screw with me and that's right	1083.799	5.961
you kneel you kneel and you pay respects	1085.76	6.36
that's right let's see I'll learn oh she	1089.76	6.0
can teach me some alchemy what I I want	1092.12	5.96
that learn sticking Alchemy all right	1095.76	4.2
and I talk to her but I'm not going to	1098.08	3.599
because it's boring what is this	1099.96	3.44
Merchant sell what do you sell oh it's a	1101.679	3.36
cat cat all right I'm going to steal	1103.4	3.8
their cats and this is we this guy's	1105.039	3.88
name's WEA	1107.2	4.599
man you can buy some decent like uh oh	1108.919	5.0
you can purchase mercenaries from this	1111.799	4.681
guy gotta yep not going to talk to you	1113.919	4.041
either cuz it's boring all right you	1116.48	3.079
want to work our way uh work our way	1117.96	3.68
down I'm after Sil and	1119.559	6.641
gold yeah um yeah here I	1121.64	4.56
[Music]	1126.3	10.15
come you getting in on this uh you know	1136.919	4.441
what are you doing we're having our	1140.36	4.48
morning drum circle oh a oh you got it's	1141.36	5.24
looking good	1144.84	4.56
hey hey you guys you guys keep going you	1146.6	4.04
guys keep going I'm going to uh I'm	1149.4	2.48
going to go talk to this guy you keep	1150.64	2.919
going you killing it oh man I'm liking	1151.88	3.52
this hey we have morning activities yeah	1153.559	3.761
we have like you know plan stru oh sorry	1155.4	5.0
let me hey buddy what's up yep yeah	1157.32	5.32
what's going on get it yep how long does	1160.4	4.32
this go for um you know probably the	1162.64	3.48
entire day or until I tell him to	1164.72	4.319
[ __ ] stop all right well I feel like	1166.12	5.16
you're ruining the you know the chill	1169.039	3.921
Vibe you had going by yelling at them	1171.28	3.08
it's a little bit of chill but you know	1172.96	3.0
they're still slaves we want to have fun	1174.36	3.28
but they need to know their place okay	1175.96	4.48
listen this looks great oh thank you I	1177.64	5.279
love it I love the entrance yeah big	1180.44	4.16
entrance you come in it's all about the	1182.919	3.561
presentation you know community area you	1184.6	4.04
got a dog yeah yeah he hangs out he	1186.48	4.52
really makes everyone happy my gosh we	1188.64	3.84
got people working on arts and crafts	1191.0	2.76
there's a few people back here who are	1192.48	3.84
slacking that yelling is uh I don't love	1193.76	5.0
the yelling after a minute you know yeah	1196.32	4.64
all right I stopped see no you're still	1198.76	4.56
at it okay them well that's the activity	1200.96	4.68
you know it's like if we have morning	1203.32	4.28
swimming in a pool gotcha they're just	1205.64	3.039
going to Splash around in the pool you	1207.6	2.559
don't get annoyed at the old old people	1208.679	4.88
splashing let me guess Archer uhhuh	1210.159	6.321
fighter are you I bet I bet these are	1213.559	4.521
archers or Fighters huh you judging	1216.48	4.28
everyone here just on their occupation	1218.08	5.68
what they choose to do arer that's a	1220.76	5.159
horrible way to dictate somebody sir	1223.76	4.52
fighter they come here to relax Nees	1225.919	4.64
gotcha are you ever at a well you might	1228.28	4.44
be you might be at a you know hotel and	1230.559	4.281
be like so what do you do I can't I	1232.72	3.36
can't hear a word you're saying so what	1234.84	3.48
do you do like you go to a hotel you	1236.08	4.04
right away you're like what do you do I	1238.32	3.239
don't go to a hotel where everyone that	1240.12	3.2
works there's a fighter right but now	1241.559	3.24
the people staying there these people	1243.32	4.04
are staying here say that again these	1244.799	4.441
people are staying here okay I'm just	1247.36	3.72
saying I'm trying to build a hotel hey I	1249.24	3.72
think your horse is interested in this	1251.08	3.839
uh thing you want to get her in on this	1252.96	6.0
oh God okay look I enjoyed the visit I	1254.919	6.401
just I can't relax here can't what I	1258.96	4.88
can't relax here well this is just the	1261.32	4.719
morning it's just a temporary activity	1263.84	4.04
that should be okay all right I'm going	1266.039	6.76
to put my mask and get back into this	1267.88	4.919
y'all you guys are great	1273.76	7.399
great all right very nice let's see oh	1277.679	5.961
what was that oh hey that's a gem oh oh	1281.159	3.801
you that's a pretty that's a pretty good	1283.64	3.519
mace all right probably better than what	1284.96	4.319
I got really let me look you want to see	1287.159	4.88
something fun usually oh that's I'm	1289.279	4.201
taking that that's better than my piece	1292.039	4.201
of [ __ ] oh yeah use your mace man a	1293.48	4.76
masing a shield that'd be that'd be mean	1296.24	4.08
okay but uh yeah look at this ready what	1298.24	3.12
what what what what what what you're	1300.32	1.8
going to love it you're going to love it	1301.36	5.04
you're going to love it R what R oh oh	1302.12	8.2
hey I got me a pig leg did you remove a	1306.4	8.0
leg to do this uh yeah is it worth it y	1310.32	7.8
y y it was worth it y o y wow you're	1314.4	6.2
losing your [ __ ] man I had a good day	1318.12	5.799
look I found this oh man this dress that	1320.6	5.72
looks good too oh that looks I like that	1323.919	3.961
oh yeah look now now now this is a good	1326.32	4.56
combo here when I found these earrings	1327.88	5.48
uhhuh let's see it's like we're we're	1330.88	4.679
shopping day it was shopping day for me	1333.36	4.6
yeah look at me I'm a pirate lord with	1335.559	5.401
big old knucker I got me a mace and a	1337.96	4.36
better	1340.96	5.719
bow y y man good God I got some bazongas	1342.32	7.839
yeah I try not to stare out of respect	1346.679	6.201
okay okay get the [ __ ] away look at him	1350.159	4.921
no I don't want to look no no you're my	1352.88	3.799
you're my friend you want to touch him	1355.08	5.52
no touch him I will swing this mace at	1356.679	3.921
you oh look at this she's ready alumit	1360.88	8.919
envil brow is that your name interesting	1366.2	6.44
okay so let's get a look at you here we	1369.799	5.521
go and	1372.64	5.68
um okay I know how to do this I know how	1375.32	5.359
to do this right pretty sure I know how	1378.32	4.17
to do	1380.679	3.281
[Music]	1382.49	4.47
this all right we're back okay I don't	1383.96	5.36
know which table this lady goes into but	1386.96	3.68
I feel like she does kind of like what	1389.32	4.719
you do H can you guys just like do	1390.64	5.8
multiple jobs what about let's try	1394.039	5.921
stinky tanky so her name is alumit Anvil	1396.44	7.64
brow oh holy crap she can do it look at	1399.96	7.8
this oh right so uh boom boom look at	1404.08	6.839
that you guys can just gossip all day	1407.76	6.799
and go on about like murder shows and	1410.919	5.801
pumpkins and all that stuff let's see	1414.559	5.161
hold on can I give you huh can I add	1416.72	5.319
clothes can't add clothes can I I'd like	1419.72	4.319
to give you something fun to wear I'll	1422.039	4.601
pull you out no just take take all I	1424.039	4.401
don't see many things all right well	1426.64	3.399
listen if I can figure out how to get	1428.44	3.719
clothes I will bring clothes but in the	1430.039	4.161
meantime I don't know maybe I can make	1432.159	3.441
some pumpkin bread or something you	1434.2	3.12
girls have fun I'll go get some more	1435.6	3.199
friends	1437.32	5.239
what the hell was that I don't	1438.799	3.76
know all right everyone good job I don't	1442.64	5.279
think neeb suspected a thing he thinks	1446.08	5.199
we're a nice happy sandala Resort and	1447.919	4.76
that's how it's going to stay for now	1451.279	4.121
until we reveal ourselves but now oh	1452.679	4.041
sorry I keep forgetting I'm wearing this	1455.4	3.24
mask there we go can you hear me better	1456.72	4.88
okay now that the resort is coming	1458.64	5.96
together I think it's time we start on	1461.6	5.199
the	1464.6	5.199
factory	1466.799	3.0
[Music]	1484.46	12.27
a	1496.76	6.69
[Music]	1499.03	4.42

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The series opens with the bizarre tale of Simon the giant demon horse who turns on his master Thick in a shocking act of betrayal. This kicks off an epic saga filled with thrilling battles, quirky characters, and the grand rivalry between two competing resorts run by the entrepreneurial Dora and Sandalis.

Neebs Gaming perfectly captures the savage beauty of the Exiled Lands while adding their own colorful flair. The gang's charismatic personalities shine through as they face fierce monsters, brutal pirates, and treacherous storms with plenty of laughs along the way. Appsro's business savvy Sandalis is a highlight as he tries to build the ultimate vacation destination while clashing with the intimidating Pirate Queen.

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For both loyal Neebs fans and newcomers alike, this Conan Exiles series is a must-watch. It's the perfect way to experience everything this harsh yet beautiful world has to offer from the comfort of your home. So embark on an unforgettable journey through the Exiled Lands today with Neebs Gaming as your hilarious and trustworthy guides!

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