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We Caught a New Friend - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen our latest Conan Exiles video? It's pure comedy gold!
simon: Oh yeah, that was hilarious! I loved the part where Appsro thought he caught a new friend but ended up getting chased by a thrall instead.
appsro: Hey, don't forget about the part where Neebs tried to convince us he found the perfect woman in the game. Classic Neebs move!
neebs: Hey, in my defense, she was pretty strong and could handle herself in a fight. Plus, she had a great sense of humor!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? If not, you're in for a treat as the boys dive into some epic adventures in the world of Conan.
In this episode, they start building bigger structures, catch their first thrall, and set off on a quest for metal. It's always exciting to see them progress and tackle new challenges in the game. Plus, who doesn't love a good quest for resources and crafting?
If you're a fan of the series, you'll definitely want to give this episode a watch. The boys always bring their unique humor and camaraderie to the game, making it a fun and entertaining experience for viewers. And let's not forget about the hilarious moments and unexpected twists that always keep us on the edge of our seats.
Don't forget to grab a cup of Neebs Gaming Coffee and settle in for some epic gameplay. And make sure to check out their Patreon, Twitch, and social media channels for even more Neebs Gaming goodness. Trust me, you won't want to miss out on all the fun and excitement that Conan Exiles Season 2 has to offer. Happy watching!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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is that bad yeah yeah what are you | 0.539 | 4.141 |
building over there I don't know I'm | 2.82 | 3.9 |
trying to figure it out it's like a cage | 4.68 | 4.2 |
on top of a house oh yeah oh this is | 6.72 | 5.28 |
only the Second Story | 8.88 | 4.5 |
come over to my house I want to show you | 12.0 | 3.179 |
something okay I'll go with you Simon | 13.38 | 3.84 |
come over here YouTube yeah or there's a | 15.179 | 3.6 |
turtle on your house yeah oh it's a | 17.22 | 4.26 |
feature yes okay what's up what's up | 18.779 | 4.461 |
neebs welcome to episode | 21.48 | 4.559 |
Seaside shot oh my God this place is | 23.24 | 5.44 |
magnificent I know baby look I take care | 26.039 | 4.201 |
of my friends and I like to look good | 28.68 | 4.32 |
okay so here's how this place works you | 30.24 | 5.4 |
got raw meat yeah you got coins you put | 33.0 | 4.38 |
your raw meat and coins over here in the | 35.64 | 4.439 |
Box okay I cook the meat and then Jesus | 37.38 | 4.92 |
what yes how'd you do that did you get | 40.079 | 5.401 |
that Dora I made it oops oh okay Simon | 42.3 | 5.099 |
Jesus Christ | 45.48 | 3.96 |
I'm trying to get rid of this thing you | 47.399 | 4.021 |
know sorry sorry what does that get him | 49.44 | 3.24 |
does he get meat for that no he doesn't | 51.42 | 2.58 |
get meat for that but yeah if you guys | 52.68 | 2.699 |
have meat you want to cook throw it in | 54.0 | 2.64 |
the Box I'll cook the meat come back | 55.379 | 4.7 |
later you'll have cooked meat | 56.64 | 3.439 |
is he on me the guy don't kill him | 66.799 | 5.021 |
episode's murdering him don't kill him | 70.32 | 3.119 |
don't kill him I thought we'd make a | 71.82 | 3.42 |
friend oh he's fighting that he's going | 73.439 | 3.36 |
after that guy for some reason let's see | 75.24 | 3.84 |
who wins if he survives this I mean | 76.799 | 4.441 |
there's gonna be more right well yeah if | 79.08 | 4.38 |
he survives | 81.24 | 4.32 |
he's not he's not he was a shitty friend | 83.46 | 5.04 |
sorry sorry you can't be part of our | 85.56 | 5.879 |
team you're not Tough Enough although | 88.5 | 4.38 |
you don't have to be tough to be in our | 91.439 | 2.881 |
team obviously | 92.88 | 3.779 |
so let's put the wheel over here huh | 94.32 | 4.68 |
like close to the air base that way when | 96.659 | 5.1 |
they see it they go oh look friends yeah | 99.0 | 4.439 |
we can be friends yeah all right we're | 101.759 | 2.941 |
gonna put don't put it right in my damn | 103.439 | 3.36 |
front yard right here right oh yeah over | 104.7 | 4.32 |
there on the side yeah right here yeah | 106.799 | 5.401 |
bam Perfect Look at that they come sit | 109.02 | 5.639 |
by the fire right here and then what do | 112.2 | 3.36 |
they like | 114.659 | 4.5 |
a friendship wheel I must do that these | 115.56 | 4.98 |
people | 119.159 | 3.181 |
that love us does this mean they're not | 120.54 | 3.539 |
going to respond now I guess we'll find | 122.34 | 3.18 |
out won't we and look what we're built | 124.079 | 2.881 |
yeah no this place is cool we're | 125.52 | 3.56 |
intertwined dirty we're a community | 126.96 | 4.74 |
I'm gonna juggle and we're built on | 129.08 | 5.799 |
Stolen land the American way yep all | 131.7 | 6.78 |
land stolen it doesn't make it right | 134.879 | 5.841 |
I'm juggling | 138.48 | 6.3 |
oh Simon neighbor Simon yeah may I enter | 140.72 | 6.7 |
yes please come on up I'm at the top I'm | 144.78 | 4.26 |
having a problem building right now this | 147.42 | 3.78 |
place is batshit crazy it is but in a | 149.04 | 3.36 |
good way right are you supposed to duck | 151.2 | 3.0 |
to get up here yeah that'll be time you | 152.4 | 3.72 |
got a duck just that one whoops that's | 154.2 | 4.08 |
it's it's not that bad please it's one | 156.12 | 4.8 |
one too many times one two minutes left | 158.28 | 4.319 |
you're a complainer you're not being | 160.92 | 4.44 |
invited over look at me what | 162.599 | 6.301 |
um your face look at me look you look | 165.36 | 6.84 |
good man you look really good look at me | 168.9 | 7.5 |
oh look at me oh looking at you how cool | 172.2 | 6.539 |
do I look though right you look good you | 176.4 | 4.74 |
look really good thanks yeah so you | 178.739 | 4.261 |
painted yourself I didn't paint it it | 181.14 | 3.84 |
came this way I've got yellow dye I | 183.0 | 3.18 |
don't know how to what is that thing | 184.98 | 2.82 |
doing on my roof is it going to be there | 186.18 | 3.18 |
like the whole series I'm guessing it | 187.8 | 3.42 |
has been there for a very long time yes | 189.36 | 5.879 |
it really has okay well I just wanted to | 191.22 | 5.64 |
show off a little bit and this place is | 195.239 | 3.541 |
weird and I like it yeah okay good yeah | 196.86 | 3.54 |
the like part I like that I like that | 198.78 | 4.08 |
you like it it's gonna be fun | 200.4 | 5.82 |
I'm going much higher why FYI okay yeah | 202.86 | 5.159 |
yeah do it yeah you got to fix this [ __ ] | 206.22 | 3.42 |
this is the dumbest no no it's just the | 208.019 | 3.72 |
one time oh my gosh old duck hey you | 209.64 | 4.5 |
know what maybe a Negative Nancy that's | 211.739 | 4.681 |
your new name observative Nancy Nancy's | 214.14 | 6.08 |
a [ __ ] so what are those steps | 216.42 | 3.8 |
Anthony uh what oh wait what there's a | 220.319 | 5.28 |
lady attacking the turtle over here | 223.62 | 4.58 |
Turtle where she could be uh | 225.599 | 5.7 |
oh she's really bloodying up that thing | 228.2 | 5.38 |
too is this our rite of passage huh this | 231.299 | 3.841 |
is our rite of passage whoever beats the | 233.58 | 3.84 |
turtle man I don't know the turtle's | 235.14 | 4.26 |
bloody see I'm really rooting for her | 237.42 | 3.8 |
though you know oh the turtle's turning | 239.4 | 4.979 |
oh she's great she's our girl go hit her | 241.22 | 4.72 |
go go knock her out now you help me | 244.379 | 4.741 |
block okay okay yep boom boom all right | 245.94 | 4.74 |
and then I'm blocking yeah you just get | 249.12 | 4.679 |
in take some of that boom boom yep okay | 250.68 | 5.279 |
oh yeah might be strong but she can't | 253.799 | 4.68 |
deal with this bone this this is the | 255.959 | 3.96 |
best day of your life | 258.479 | 3.841 |
she just doesn't know it yet that's the | 259.919 | 6.121 |
beginning of the future oh yeah she's | 262.32 | 6.42 |
got spunk she's gonna be great I wonder | 266.04 | 4.8 |
what she does the swings a club I know | 268.74 | 3.66 |
but she might be like a blacksmith or | 270.84 | 3.54 |
she could be a dancer or a warrior I | 272.4 | 2.94 |
don't know it doesn't really look like | 274.38 | 2.16 |
one of those Specialists she looks like | 275.34 | 4.44 |
a Savage right yeah oh she's out we got | 276.54 | 5.099 |
her okay now what do I do do I drag her | 279.78 | 3.84 |
by her legs hold up I gotta use this um | 281.639 | 4.321 |
I'll drag her nope it's fiber binding | 283.62 | 4.32 |
all right now how do I do this we'll | 285.96 | 4.32 |
just tie her up don't beat her okay | 287.94 | 4.319 |
don't beat her anymore please fiber | 290.28 | 4.68 |
binding is what I want tie her up do I | 292.259 | 5.401 |
maybe I should put the truncheon away I | 294.96 | 4.14 |
can look up on YouTube the best way to | 297.66 | 3.36 |
tie up a lady no I'm punching I don't | 299.1 | 3.06 |
want to punch | 301.02 | 2.7 |
um I don't want to loot I mean I can | 302.16 | 3.539 |
loot did I kill her I didn't kill her | 303.72 | 5.34 |
did I oh yeah she did she is dead she | 305.699 | 6.481 |
did no trunching just real quick like | 309.06 | 3.96 |
this | 312.18 | 2.579 |
does that that hurts you didn't I mean | 313.02 | 3.3 |
it hurt yeah but I'm used to you | 314.759 | 3.361 |
attacking me so it doesn't hurt that | 316.32 | 4.319 |
much okay okay crap maybe we gotta quit | 318.12 | 3.9 |
letting people fight the turtle you know | 320.639 | 2.701 |
because maybe they're just too hurt by | 322.02 | 3.38 |
then maybe | 323.34 | 5.4 |
you see most people like to hunt one of | 325.4 | 5.079 |
these antelopes yeah you hunt them with | 328.74 | 3.54 |
bows and arrows but not me no no no | 330.479 | 4.641 |
we're running in | 332.28 | 2.84 |
yeah all right I didn't know if that | 336.259 | 4.601 |
would work okay I need hide hey get over | 338.28 | 4.859 |
here you Bambi wannabe [ __ ] boy the | 340.86 | 4.559 |
lock on in this it's something come on | 343.139 | 4.261 |
come on ah now he's too fast oh are you | 345.419 | 4.741 |
okay get caught get caught uh you lucky | 347.4 | 4.859 |
all right where's that first one oh is | 350.16 | 4.68 |
this a baby can I take the baby or kill | 352.259 | 4.44 |
the baby yeah I need the meat I'm gonna | 354.84 | 3.54 |
kill the baby you didn't see anything | 356.699 | 5.541 |
rabbit that's right | 358.38 | 3.86 |
they are nice | 363.479 | 4.081 |
they're right behind our house okay you | 365.34 | 3.6 |
don't have a trunch into you I don't | 367.56 | 3.06 |
have a truncheon so I can be distraction | 368.94 | 4.86 |
boy yeah you shield and I will truncheon | 370.62 | 5.519 |
okay all right say we just do it right | 373.8 | 5.04 |
all right let's go okay here we go hey | 376.139 | 4.021 |
guys | 378.84 | 3.12 |
hey look at me look at they're looking | 380.16 | 3.12 |
at you they're all looking at you for | 381.96 | 2.82 |
some reason they know I'm the leader | 383.28 | 3.24 |
should we pick one which one looks | 384.78 | 4.02 |
better to you um I think well boy okay | 386.52 | 4.86 |
just uh I'll kill this one since he's | 388.8 | 4.76 |
here | 391.38 | 2.18 |
I'm fighting this one come at me bro | 394.34 | 6.16 |
all right one's dead Okay knock that boy | 397.639 | 7.241 |
out yeah hey oh man go down buddy get | 400.5 | 7.319 |
too hurt okay come on man come on man | 404.88 | 5.099 |
Mickey oh boy stamina okay hold him off | 407.819 | 3.961 |
for a second just go to sleep make it | 409.979 | 3.181 |
easy it's either that or you're gonna | 411.78 | 2.88 |
die that's what happened to the last | 413.16 | 3.72 |
girl let's oh oh I think there's a meter | 414.66 | 4.5 |
I think the blue meter is the stamina or | 416.88 | 5.24 |
the oh for him | 419.16 | 5.64 |
there it is yeah I should have done it | 422.12 | 5.019 |
and it says unconscious okay that's it | 424.8 | 5.399 |
okay now we put the truncheon away and | 427.139 | 5.041 |
then I grab the fiber binding he's | 430.199 | 5.521 |
wiggling a little bit do I nope you | 432.18 | 4.799 |
already got him okay | 435.72 | 3.0 |
um binding his arm looks broken nope | 436.979 | 3.181 |
needs calm down | 438.72 | 3.84 |
he's already knocked out binding left | 440.16 | 4.8 |
you want me to try right yeah give me a | 442.56 | 4.139 |
try I've got it equipped all right I | 444.96 | 3.959 |
mean I see that but oh wait it is X oh | 446.699 | 6.981 |
oh before because the 4X was uh | 448.919 | 4.761 |
inventory inventory yeah this is great | 453.919 | 3.881 |
look at them go have you never done this | 456.36 | 2.179 |
before | 457.8 | 3.48 |
yeah can you do this to me can you knock | 458.539 | 4.541 |
me out I don't know we'll have to try | 461.28 | 3.84 |
that later as soon as we get him on the | 463.08 | 3.54 |
Friendship Wheel let's do it it looks | 465.12 | 3.0 |
like a fun ride that's right we got | 466.62 | 4.199 |
friends oh good I'm working on the | 468.12 | 6.84 |
kitchen let's see yeah probably let's | 470.819 | 8.1 |
split this move this over here yeah oh | 474.96 | 5.94 |
yeah let's cook some of this good [ __ ] | 478.919 | 5.761 |
oh yeah we got pots now oh God I make a | 480.9 | 4.98 |
good woman | 484.68 | 4.5 |
okay how do we make him go in a circle I | 485.88 | 4.379 |
think I just go like did you hear | 489.18 | 2.88 |
something oh oh these guys are coming | 490.259 | 3.981 |
back | 492.06 | 2.18 |
ah great I got rid of all my stuff I was | 494.539 | 4.361 |
ready for you to knock me out and drag | 497.58 | 4.619 |
me around like little ragdolls please I | 498.9 | 5.76 |
think it worked our guys on the Wheel | 502.199 | 3.961 |
come on you can kill that one Anthony | 504.66 | 4.939 |
I'm trying with my fists | 506.16 | 3.439 |
trying to make friends oh I'm sorry | 510.24 | 4.739 |
sorry if you deserve it though sorry all | 513.0 | 3.599 |
right so you didn't need help uh we | 514.979 | 3.901 |
didn't yeah just another pile of blood | 516.599 | 4.44 |
in the sand in it but check it out he's | 518.88 | 4.86 |
not very good at pushing no he's not | 521.039 | 4.86 |
either of you guys have a whip I find | 523.74 | 4.38 |
whips offer a lot of encouragement I do | 525.899 | 4.5 |
not have a whip and a lot of pleasure I | 528.12 | 4.02 |
used to use razor Nets to get encouraged | 530.399 | 3.541 |
do you think he likes raising it do you | 532.14 | 3.9 |
have any razor Nets no that's not going | 533.94 | 3.24 |
to help us did you use them in the | 536.04 | 3.419 |
bedroom raisinets yeah no in your office | 537.18 | 3.659 |
when you work with you we don't know | 539.459 | 3.38 |
well I don't know you said whips | 540.839 | 4.081 |
don't look at me like that don't look at | 542.839 | 3.761 |
me like that no this is a work thing | 544.92 | 3.3 |
Anthony looking at me like this I don't | 546.6 | 4.739 |
think it's doing it says burnt oh fuel | 548.22 | 5.04 |
current that's right yeah you gotta feed | 551.339 | 5.341 |
them that's right yeah okay yeah let's | 553.26 | 5.04 |
come check out Mama apps Rose kitchen | 556.68 | 3.24 |
well we don't need to feed them good | 558.3 | 3.84 |
stuff do we need nah man we just feed | 559.92 | 3.72 |
them like gruel yeah let's figure out | 562.14 | 3.48 |
how to make gruel yeah you make gruel | 563.64 | 3.6 |
all right I'm working on it my map sir's | 565.62 | 4.14 |
got you there we go you're in luck so my | 567.24 | 5.34 |
mama abstracts grows on the cooker oh | 569.76 | 5.639 |
God the girl's the worst look | 572.58 | 4.14 |
why they want to feel a feed this crap | 575.399 | 2.641 |
you're supposed to be | 576.72 | 3.0 |
our 37 steak | 578.04 | 4.08 |
enjoy it get going don't tell him I fed | 579.72 | 4.08 |
you | 582.12 | 4.92 |
what you doing uh I gotta try to get | 583.8 | 5.52 |
some why isn't that building oh cause I | 587.04 | 3.56 |
need more Stone | 589.32 | 5.04 |
ah it doesn't want me to build any any | 590.6 | 5.739 |
taller so I figure if I put a support | 594.36 | 4.62 |
here yeah that that should help with | 596.339 | 4.261 |
that situation do you don't have any | 598.98 | 4.08 |
stone I do oh good I mean but not like | 600.6 | 4.56 |
three on me it's in my it's in my chest | 603.06 | 4.5 |
in the in my yeah man humble abode oh | 605.16 | 3.84 |
you know what forget it I'm good I'm | 607.56 | 3.18 |
gonna I'm just do this I love how all | 609.0 | 3.12 |
these little Stones just keep on coming | 610.74 | 3.539 |
back in there that's one a piece no | 612.12 | 4.2 |
they're three okay that's what's nice I | 614.279 | 4.381 |
mean my bad my bad hey it's it's not | 616.32 | 4.56 |
it's not as horrible as you'd think but | 618.66 | 3.54 |
like right across the water there | 620.88 | 3.24 |
there's three big ones that give you so | 622.2 | 4.319 |
much more so much more and then I get uh | 624.12 | 4.26 |
it's true but right now I'm just uh | 626.519 | 3.301 |
anxious to try to get these little | 628.38 | 3.54 |
things I also need wood I got wood drop | 629.82 | 3.78 |
some wood for me yeah there's some uh | 631.92 | 3.84 |
there's trees like everywhere trees I've | 633.6 | 3.9 |
been running and swimming and and | 635.76 | 4.38 |
chomping and [ __ ] getting believe me | 637.5 | 4.08 |
look at what I got here did you fix | 640.14 | 3.06 |
those steps so you don't have to crouch | 641.58 | 5.22 |
no not yet or ever probably that's the | 643.2 | 6.72 |
one place that that God you are just | 646.8 | 5.88 |
what what being helpful you know you're | 649.92 | 4.14 |
not being helpful I told you it's the | 652.68 | 2.88 |
one place now you're being helpful by | 654.06 | 3.42 |
reminding me that the one thing that you | 655.56 | 3.24 |
know you don't like I feel | 657.48 | 3.06 |
inconvenienced by ducking when I walk | 658.8 | 4.4 |
into a place | 660.54 | 2.66 |
well I guess I'm not going to be | 665.24 | 6.3 |
inviting you over that good | 667.44 | 4.1 |
oh whoa um hey well guys Sandstorm | 674.339 | 6.421 |
coming in oh I forgot about these These | 677.1 | 5.76 |
are cool first Sandstorm huh wake up | 680.76 | 5.88 |
Anthony oh my God inside inside any | 682.86 | 5.34 |
house your house yeah go to my house | 686.64 | 3.36 |
let's go | 688.2 | 4.98 |
oh yeah these look cool oh God look at | 690.0 | 5.04 |
that are you okay we're safe it says | 693.18 | 3.12 |
shelter in the corner so I think we're | 695.04 | 2.52 |
good okay | 696.3 | 4.26 |
God | 697.56 | 3.0 |
feels okay in my house I think | 701.459 | 6.721 |
I think we're good in our house yeah | 704.94 | 5.1 |
they put doors on | 708.18 | 3.779 |
it's windier and I'd like it to be oh my | 710.04 | 3.9 |
God that sucked oh neebs you said our | 711.959 | 4.38 |
house yeah you're my guest oh you're | 713.94 | 4.139 |
here it's our house oh we think these | 716.339 | 4.321 |
steps how cool is that oh a truck I mean | 718.079 | 4.44 |
very unsafe don't go outside right now | 720.66 | 3.96 |
very unsafe yeah it's a work in progress | 722.519 | 3.541 |
it does give you this little hidey hole | 724.62 | 4.74 |
inside I suppose for four years | 726.06 | 5.7 |
so which Marvel Cinematic Universe are | 729.36 | 3.96 |
you part of I don't you know what I | 731.76 | 5.22 |
don't know can't Marvel Iron Man Adam | 733.32 | 5.16 |
you kind of look like that Moon Knight | 736.98 | 2.94 |
show that I didn't watch yeah I didn't I | 738.48 | 2.88 |
didn't watch a bunch of them this makes | 739.92 | 4.4 |
me think of Doctor Doom | 741.36 | 5.76 |
Simon died in a sandstorm Dora did you | 744.32 | 4.54 |
do it I'm I'm right here by you you look | 747.12 | 4.459 |
like you would do it | 748.86 | 2.719 |
is this shelter | 761.48 | 4.419 |
oh should we say diamond hey Sam what's | 764.04 | 3.18 |
up what are you doing and naked in the | 765.899 | 4.44 |
corner oh God there's no Storm's over oh | 767.22 | 5.28 |
Storm's over we're good | 770.339 | 4.381 |
all right Simon you you can yeah you can | 772.5 | 3.959 |
quit squatting in the corn on my house | 774.72 | 4.559 |
I'm taking a [ __ ] it looks it's exactly | 776.459 | 4.32 |
what you're doing isn't it | 779.279 | 2.761 |
oh | 780.779 | 5.161 |
stop stop it get out of here alone get | 782.04 | 6.66 |
out of here get you bald [ __ ] get away | 785.94 | 4.98 |
from me I told you something the hair is | 788.7 | 4.52 |
not working | 790.92 | 2.3 |
you don't need a snack what's that y'all | 795.12 | 3.839 |
need a snack this guy seems to be doing | 796.86 | 4.8 |
all right with his meat let's see here | 798.959 | 4.921 |
got anything that'll help my head ah | 801.66 | 4.56 |
take a look in the box got an arrow yeah | 803.88 | 4.5 |
this is working he don't need Grill he's | 806.22 | 3.419 |
eating meat oh we can just feed him | 808.38 | 4.56 |
regular meat yeah wow App Store your box | 809.639 | 5.341 |
is full of meat I know you're welcome | 812.94 | 4.44 |
Mama hamster has got you baby thank you | 814.98 | 5.4 |
you took Bella nice and full belly do | 817.38 | 4.92 |
you like my grandma you had enough sure | 820.38 | 3.42 |
you don't want more you want any more no | 822.3 | 2.76 |
I'll take more one more yeah I'll take | 823.8 | 2.339 |
some more you want some more yeah | 825.06 | 3.3 |
there's plenty yep got plenty okay but | 826.139 | 3.901 |
how much more oh we got plenty yeah but | 828.36 | 3.12 |
I know this plane but I'm gonna stop at | 830.04 | 3.0 |
some point please can I stop you sure | 831.48 | 3.659 |
you fool I'm very I'm getting there you | 833.04 | 4.02 |
got plenty left oh you're such a sweet | 835.139 | 3.661 |
lady I want to keep eating I feel bad | 837.06 | 3.66 |
he's playing don't trust that assassin | 838.8 | 3.36 |
back there I don't trust him yeah he's | 840.72 | 5.239 |
got a mask on coven's over | 842.16 | 3.799 |
what's covered | 846.06 | 6.18 |
all right door's got me thinking what if | 848.76 | 8.34 |
I do that and then I take that out and | 852.24 | 6.96 |
then I change that because it's really | 857.1 | 4.679 |
annoying to look at now door can come in | 859.2 | 5.22 |
soak in any enemy and just come on up | 861.779 | 5.281 |
and never have to duck look at that this | 864.42 | 4.5 |
is nice or you can go the crappy way | 867.06 | 5.04 |
where you have to duck because he's | 868.92 | 5.34 |
right but don't tell him I said that but | 872.1 | 4.32 |
he's right it does suck it really does | 874.26 | 5.16 |
yay | 876.42 | 5.64 |
are we here just for metal yes or in | 879.42 | 4.44 |
whatever else you want or Adventure yeah | 882.06 | 4.139 |
sometimes I like attacking villages for | 883.86 | 4.44 |
stuff okay oh is that a village over | 886.199 | 3.601 |
there it's a big one though it's like | 888.3 | 4.8 |
one well we could always run right it's | 889.8 | 4.92 |
true if we get overwhelmed we decide no | 893.1 | 3.359 |
all right either you guys have bows and | 894.72 | 3.9 |
arrows I have bone area okay yeah we | 896.459 | 3.361 |
should lure them in then you know what I | 898.62 | 3.36 |
mean one by one one by one yeah that's | 899.82 | 3.98 |
the way to do it | 901.98 | 4.38 |
oh no you didn't yeah bring him over | 903.8 | 3.88 |
here Dave so I can give him the old CJ | 906.36 | 4.56 |
build what lcj is that what is that it's | 907.68 | 4.8 |
the [ __ ] Jam I'm gonna Jam my clip in | 910.92 | 3.06 |
your eye all right yeah that's basically | 912.48 | 2.76 |
what I thought you were saying got him | 913.98 | 3.359 |
yeah come over here give me a little CJ | 915.24 | 3.659 |
you got him he told his friend all right | 917.339 | 2.881 |
I'm coming in I'm coming in yep oh he | 918.899 | 2.821 |
got a boat too I'll take the one and | 920.22 | 2.7 |
I'll okay I'll take the one going after | 921.72 | 3.9 |
needs oh there's a lady I'll take lady | 922.92 | 5.9 |
she has a bone Shield | 925.62 | 3.2 |
yeah this guy's down | 929.12 | 5.86 |
don't give me the old CJ oh bone Shield | 932.12 | 5.8 |
[ __ ] is down let's see oh yeah look at | 934.98 | 4.919 |
this this is nothing you want to watch | 937.92 | 3.659 |
the old bow and arrow okay we're just | 939.899 | 4.261 |
doing that okay is this does that hurt | 941.579 | 5.161 |
people I don't know here they come whoa | 944.16 | 4.26 |
whoa we got his back Anthony all right I | 946.74 | 5.12 |
got this front there you go | 948.42 | 3.44 |
we got him ah we got him up is this the | 966.92 | 5.38 |
eclipse yeah crazy Eclipse I'm not gonna | 969.899 | 4.321 |
stop and do it let's keep trucking but I | 972.3 | 4.74 |
got new boots and a spear boots I got | 974.22 | 4.38 |
boots how cute are those boots let me | 977.04 | 3.599 |
put them on oh they're more just like | 978.6 | 4.32 |
little anklets wow I got a gaseous orb | 980.639 | 4.741 |
this guy had metal on him | 982.92 | 4.8 |
oh man no we didn't but hey guys what do | 985.38 | 4.62 |
I do with the Sorceress page you know | 987.72 | 4.26 |
can I read it learn magic man I'm | 990.0 | 3.48 |
jealous I want to learn magic I'll give | 991.98 | 3.359 |
it to you you can do it yeah women are | 993.48 | 3.779 |
better at Magic anyways where are you um | 995.339 | 3.3 |
over here trying to figure out what the | 997.259 | 3.44 |
hell they're doing there you go lady | 998.639 | 4.5 |
these people deserve this guy there | 1000.699 | 3.7 |
there's your there's your lady magic | 1003.139 | 3.781 |
cool thank you oh there's a mask and | 1004.399 | 5.94 |
some coins ooh it's like tribal got it | 1006.92 | 5.52 |
finally something from my face I found a | 1010.339 | 4.141 |
cloth pouch we don't care got that going | 1012.44 | 3.78 |
for me nobody cares if you find | 1014.48 | 3.299 |
something better be as cool as a mask | 1016.22 | 3.72 |
let me talk about pouches it's a | 1017.779 | 6.201 |
sorcerer pouch it's old news | 1019.94 | 4.04 |
salmon yes sir all right I'm gonna make | 1024.04 | 5.139 |
this uh blacksmithy thing they were | 1026.9 | 4.5 |
gonna do oh I see you're over at their | 1029.179 | 3.9 |
place yeah all right and we have to | 1031.4 | 3.0 |
share this stuff but we can make like | 1033.079 | 3.0 |
the better weapons here now you know | 1034.4 | 3.899 |
okay I really don't know anything I'm | 1036.079 | 4.321 |
just because you know what blacksmiths | 1038.299 | 6.301 |
do right they make like swords yeah and | 1040.4 | 7.679 |
the Horseshoes yep horseshoes stuff like | 1044.6 | 5.88 |
that yeah so here we go beautiful okay | 1048.079 | 4.921 |
oh about time we needed this we need to | 1050.48 | 4.86 |
make some horseshoes oh great just make | 1053.0 | 3.72 |
sure you cool them off before we put | 1055.34 | 3.36 |
them on anything yeah because that they | 1056.72 | 3.66 |
get angry the animals yeah this is good | 1058.7 | 3.479 |
they're all getting metal and I got some | 1060.38 | 3.84 |
metal and I said oh my goodness look how | 1062.179 | 4.261 |
gorgeous my place looks doesn't it just | 1064.22 | 4.44 |
look so just Majestic it's really | 1066.44 | 4.979 |
something something that was a that was | 1068.66 | 4.379 |
the kind of thing that you'd say when | 1071.419 | 3.601 |
you don't like it I'm a big fan of my | 1073.039 | 3.781 |
place I am too I think it's beautiful | 1075.02 | 4.32 |
yeah you kind of came in and made things | 1076.82 | 6.479 |
what what gaudy made him that yeah but | 1079.34 | 6.78 |
it's pretty pretties a word yeah it is a | 1083.299 | 5.101 |
word okay I think it's clear that you | 1086.12 | 3.36 |
don't like it I'm gonna make some | 1088.4 | 3.899 |
weapons okay yeah when people just don't | 1089.48 | 5.22 |
have taste clearly | 1092.299 | 3.961 |
I think we're getting close to the metal | 1094.7 | 3.3 |
what are you basing this on man I | 1096.26 | 3.48 |
explored these lands once long ago | 1098.0 | 3.78 |
you've been here okay I remember a field | 1099.74 | 4.5 |
of metal as far as a couple of feet at | 1101.78 | 5.04 |
least what is all this oh oh are these | 1104.24 | 6.42 |
bad Yep this guy didn't like it hey cool | 1106.82 | 5.82 |
it man what is everybody here everybody | 1110.66 | 3.96 |
here just can't chill why are we the | 1112.64 | 4.62 |
only cool people nobody friendly not one | 1114.62 | 4.62 |
there's a blue Hammer man over here a | 1117.26 | 4.2 |
blue Hammer man take his clothes and get | 1119.24 | 3.96 |
some bleed damage going on man there we | 1121.46 | 4.5 |
go yeah now what's all this then oh | 1123.2 | 5.58 |
Mitra Serenity oh I think that's my God | 1125.96 | 4.92 |
this time I think I chose Mitra your god | 1128.78 | 4.86 |
oh interact I got a priest Journal so | 1130.88 | 4.679 |
I'm looking forward to reading that | 1133.64 | 4.38 |
probably very erotic is this your lord | 1135.559 | 5.281 |
is it is this your God maybe me truck | 1138.02 | 4.62 |
he's just a dude I think it's mine too | 1140.84 | 4.38 |
oh I feel weird or we both like meat or | 1142.64 | 4.32 |
people feel like an outcast yeah what's | 1145.22 | 3.6 |
your gun I don't know how about you | 1146.96 | 3.18 |
what's Anthony what's your guy I don't | 1148.82 | 2.52 |
know I'm not really sure if I believe | 1150.14 | 2.82 |
okay now we're talking about the gods in | 1151.34 | 2.76 |
the game that you have to choose at the | 1152.96 | 3.14 |
beginning oh | 1154.1 | 4.26 |
there's someone named coma or something | 1156.1 | 5.079 |
coma okay from New York is the Governor | 1158.36 | 4.86 |
Cuomo after come over here pick up this | 1161.179 | 4.681 |
shirt oh what if it's blue uh no I | 1163.22 | 4.319 |
didn't loot his clothes that you should | 1165.86 | 3.12 |
be able to Loop close in this right he | 1167.539 | 3.601 |
had a clothes on well he had this shirt | 1168.98 | 4.8 |
that's not blue no it's not blue and | 1171.14 | 5.1 |
your titties look worse take it off I | 1173.78 | 4.74 |
know there we go midriff look it's | 1176.24 | 4.08 |
working yeah I like it do you build this | 1178.52 | 4.5 |
yeah why because I just got something | 1180.32 | 5.099 |
off her body and I wanted to see if I | 1183.02 | 4.44 |
could put it down carrying this around | 1185.419 | 4.441 |
can you believe that Karen what Antelope | 1187.46 | 3.839 |
head and a little overhead carrying that | 1189.86 | 3.24 |
around yeah and you want to leave it | 1191.299 | 3.541 |
here can you believe someone attack me | 1193.1 | 3.9 |
with that in their pocket I can't but | 1194.84 | 3.54 |
I'm taking this with me I mean they lost | 1197.0 | 3.179 |
so yeah yeah oh man now I'm a little | 1198.38 | 3.48 |
heavier but that's okay yeah I want that | 1200.179 | 3.301 |
antelope head dude that look good in my | 1201.86 | 3.42 |
shack hey if you want it man all right | 1203.48 | 3.84 |
to metal we must be close you've been | 1205.28 | 5.279 |
saying that metal metal it's more of it | 1207.32 | 5.04 |
than I've ever seen is this it this is | 1210.559 | 3.901 |
metalopolis metal hopeless wait there's | 1212.36 | 4.28 |
one little | 1214.46 | 2.18 |
I think there's even more around the way | 1218.48 | 5.1 |
yeah collect our mission is complete | 1220.88 | 4.38 |
that might be all we can carry Now app | 1223.58 | 3.12 |
store is carrying ahead yeah well | 1225.26 | 3.6 |
there's a big damn Temple yep that's not | 1226.7 | 3.54 |
metal that's attempt I don't care about | 1228.86 | 3.12 |
no Temple because we got this metal get | 1230.24 | 5.42 |
home yeah now let's get what we can | 1231.98 | 3.68 |
foreign | 1239.799 | 5.561 |
oh Jesus oh my God what's going on right | 1241.58 | 6.24 |
now what's happening as a Maniacs they | 1245.36 | 4.26 |
just they were able to like I don't know | 1247.82 | 4.38 |
jump like on my of course they can they | 1249.62 | 4.2 |
could go right up here yeah you guys | 1252.2 | 3.359 |
wanna this is my own fault but you know | 1253.82 | 4.29 |
what I did it for you door I didn't even | 1255.559 | 5.521 |
[Applause] | 1258.11 | 4.77 |
yeah I need to have some sort of Defense | 1261.08 | 4.08 |
yes but no ducking all right maybe we | 1262.88 | 3.659 |
should make a wall on the far side of | 1265.16 | 3.06 |
the island or something but a wall okay | 1266.539 | 3.361 |
no I'm fine with that but I'm just | 1268.22 | 4.74 |
saying Dora no ducking okay I don't feel | 1269.9 | 4.74 |
like you appreciate that do you need | 1272.96 | 3.54 |
help with this Turtle are you okay no | 1274.64 | 3.84 |
I'm fine it's in your house all right | 1276.5 | 3.299 |
well let's see if it can make it all the | 1278.48 | 3.48 |
way upstairs it's a fun little game yeah | 1279.799 | 5.701 |
new sword and done good or that or that | 1281.96 | 5.28 |
thank you doralius man it looks like an | 1285.5 | 3.72 |
art museum threw up on this island this | 1287.24 | 3.72 |
is beautiful it means something that's | 1289.22 | 3.959 |
for sure I'm sure what's up for my | 1290.96 | 4.199 |
chubby sword oh that's a cool chubby | 1293.179 | 3.48 |
sword man yeah you got it all going on | 1295.159 | 2.941 |
yeah were you finding all this metal | 1296.659 | 3.661 |
over uh across the river I made a bunch | 1298.1 | 4.26 |
and I made that armor or another the | 1300.32 | 3.66 |
blacksmith station too | 1302.36 | 6.24 |
Smith's table we did yeah make weapons | 1303.98 | 7.14 |
now yeah it's okay you're welcome thank | 1308.6 | 4.8 |
you how's our friend doing he's almost | 1311.12 | 4.86 |
there man I'm looking at the stats the | 1313.4 | 5.279 |
bar is almost full oh someone's trying | 1315.98 | 5.22 |
to fight him he's our friend back off | 1318.679 | 5.88 |
I'm gonna kick you yeah come on baby | 1321.2 | 5.88 |
come on nope got Shield got a bone | 1324.559 | 4.681 |
Shield | 1327.08 | 3.959 |
who needs I'm crafting a better sword | 1329.24 | 3.36 |
I'll be there in a second yeah you need | 1331.039 | 3.061 |
help names you've got this I mean I got | 1332.6 | 3.9 |
it but if you want to play along man you | 1334.1 | 4.92 |
got it poor bastard ah trying to take | 1336.5 | 5.34 |
our friends from us yeah never what we | 1339.02 | 4.68 |
gonna name him oh I'm trying to think of | 1341.84 | 3.9 |
a good friendly name a good friendly | 1343.7 | 4.5 |
name like Eeyore who's shooting arrows | 1345.74 | 4.319 |
oh man I didn't know I was | 1348.2 | 5.16 |
you didn't get me just went right by me | 1350.059 | 5.941 |
don't hit Eeyore that hit me all right | 1353.36 | 4.319 |
all right just want to get one all right | 1356.0 | 3.48 |
I'm here to help look we're trying to | 1357.679 | 3.48 |
think of a name where's the guy you | 1359.48 | 3.72 |
heard what happened obviously he's down | 1361.159 | 4.621 |
what's the name Eeyore Eeyore yeah it's | 1363.2 | 4.56 |
a good friendly name Eeyore how about | 1365.78 | 3.54 |
Green Arrow or something cool like that | 1367.76 | 3.72 |
oh look out enemy | 1369.32 | 5.359 |
oh wow it's me the enemy | 1371.48 | 5.64 |
okay Eeyore sorry this is what you have | 1374.679 | 4.12 |
to deal with living with us it's a good | 1377.12 | 3.059 |
new sword it hurt didn't it names it | 1378.799 | 2.88 |
hurt that was a good sword boys will be | 1380.179 | 2.581 |
boys right | 1381.679 | 3.601 |
yeah they will yeah you boys keep | 1382.76 | 5.24 |
playing so Green Arrow Dior | 1385.28 | 5.34 |
what are you doing we're playing oh | 1388.0 | 4.6 |
right you're how about Eeyore's the | 1390.62 | 4.32 |
middle name so green arrow green or | 1392.6 | 3.5 |
green green | 1394.94 | 4.38 |
arrow no if I like green arrow is a | 1396.1 | 5.98 |
first name what about Green Arrow Eeyore | 1399.32 | 5.64 |
Johnson okay fine with that got a name | 1402.08 | 5.7 |
Buddy welcome to the tribe now keep | 1404.96 | 6.839 |
working otherwise I get 50. wait what he | 1407.78 | 6.48 |
does it's true not everything's a sex | 1411.799 | 3.661 |
thing Anthony | 1414.26 | 4.22 |
that is though | 1415.46 | 3.02 |
[Music] | 1420.21 | 6.079 |
[Music] | 1437.37 | 4.199 |
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Conan Exiles is an incredible open world survival game that allows players to explore, build, and dominate in the brutal lands of the exiled Conan the Barbarian. Neebs Gaming's current season 2 playthrough is the absolute best way to experience this epic game besides playing it yourself.
Right from the start, their masterful cinematic editing and commentary draws you into the savage world. The guys waste no time in getting to work - their comedic banter while gathering resources and building up their seaside base is highly entertaining. Appsro's ridiculous character voices and reactions to the brutal world provide constant laughs.
Once they start venturing out, the series becomes truly gripping. The thrilling action as they knock out and capture their first thrall slave shows off the game's gritty combat. Their triumphant quest to find metal pushes the adventure into new biomes and dangers. Along the way, hilarious misadventures like Dora's stair debacle and Simon's "meat-stuffed box" showcase the kind of emergent gameplay that makes Conan Exiles so replayable.
By the end of each episode, you are torn between wanting to immediately watch the next one or to dive into the game yourself. Neebs Gaming has mastered delivering Conan Exiles as a cinematic experience - their expert editing and voice talent make it feel like watching a thrilling Conan movie serial. Even better, their infectious passion for the game is obvious in every episode.
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