TRAPPED with the Alpha Tribe!! - Ark Fjördur
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neebs: Hey there, Simon! Have you seen that new video we did where we got trapped with the Alpha Tribe in Ark Fjördur? It's a real nail-biter!
simon: Oh yeah, Neebs! That was a wild ride. I still can't believe we survived that encounter. Those Alpha Tribes sure know how to bring the heat!
appsro: Hey guys, don't forget who did most of the heavy lifting in that video. I was the real MVP taking down those Alpha Tribe members left and right!
neebs: Oh, come on, Appsro! You know we all played our part in that epic showdown. But hey, at least now we have a new favorite video to show off to our fans!
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Ark: Survival Evolved? Episode 5 of Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe is out, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride. Some say our favorite characters are still in there to this day, facing off against the Alpha Tribe. Can they make it out alive? You'll have to watch to find out!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| so down here huh simon yeah but i don't | 0.48 | 4.319 |
| see any in my scope so you know but | 2.48 | 3.76 |
| apparently we got what a couple of | 4.799 | 4.401 |
| raptors yeah a couple rogue raptors and | 6.24 | 6.08 |
| potentially poppy my freaking t-rex | 9.2 | 5.68 |
| we're bad parents yep but | 12.32 | 4.24 |
| we're about a lot of things it's okay | 14.88 | 3.6 |
| that's true so the t-rex should | 16.56 | 4.479 |
| obviously be pretty easy to see is that | 18.48 | 4.48 |
| it right there down there yeah the one | 21.039 | 4.721 |
| just sitting there like dirt i'm tamed | 22.96 | 4.8 |
| yeah the one that's kind of sitting | 25.76 | 5.0 |
| yeah | 27.76 | 3.0 |
| you've been hiding halfway in the | 32.239 | 5.281 |
| mountain huh okay so are there is there | 34.32 | 5.52 |
| a wrap up there that i see right now | 37.52 | 4.64 |
| nope it's not a raptor they probably | 39.84 | 3.6 |
| made their way down well why don't you | 42.16 | 3.44 |
| start leading that summer gun back all | 43.44 | 4.0 |
| right i'll do that i'll get stuck in | 45.6 | 5.68 |
| some trees i'm stuck in this tree | 47.44 | 5.439 |
| here we go | 51.28 | 2.88 |
| all right come on | 52.879 | 4.68 |
| time to go | 54.16 | 3.399 |
| [Applause] | 68.7 | 13.3 |
| [Music] | 71.26 | 12.66 |
| is that blue drop down after i don't see | 82.0 | 4.08 |
| it in the sky so maybe you'll make a run | 83.92 | 3.519 |
| for it i'll wait right here no you keep | 86.08 | 2.56 |
| going up the coast and i'll make a run | 87.439 | 3.201 |
| for you okay oh god i don't want to get | 88.64 | 4.4 |
| todd killed thick would be very mad with | 90.64 | 5.04 |
| me yep but he's not here right now so | 93.04 | 4.079 |
| let's see a t-rex | 95.68 | 4.16 |
| alrighty already already approaching the | 97.119 | 7.04 |
| drop it looks pretty safe yeah paris sir | 99.84 | 6.88 |
| yeah okay okay okay come on be something | 104.159 | 4.64 |
| we can [ __ ] use | 106.72 | 4.24 |
| blueprint for a metal foundation what | 108.799 | 5.121 |
| was it blueprint for a metal foundation | 110.96 | 7.04 |
| ah waste garbage absolutely garbage | 113.92 | 6.64 |
| simon yeah how's it going up there buddy | 118.0 | 6.56 |
| i'm leveling up my poppy oh so uh yeah i | 120.56 | 6.08 |
| had a lot to level up i had a lot of | 124.56 | 3.36 |
| killing to do down here what are you | 126.64 | 3.839 |
| doing well i i saw a bunch of these | 127.92 | 5.28 |
| fjord hawks down here uh i was gonna try | 130.479 | 3.921 |
| to kill some stuff and see if we could | 133.2 | 3.039 |
| tame one yeah no i think that's a good | 134.4 | 3.839 |
| idea then they'll you know if we put | 136.239 | 3.36 |
| them on our shoulders are they big | 138.239 | 3.201 |
| enough to put on our shoulders are they | 139.599 | 3.36 |
| i don't know how it works i don't know | 141.44 | 2.879 |
| how it works dealing with the t-rex at | 142.959 | 3.92 |
| the moment but you know okay well i got | 144.319 | 5.681 |
| a a i think a corner sore if i remember | 146.879 | 5.841 |
| correctly up here okay oh boy and he's | 150.0 | 5.04 |
| gonna want to fight my t-rex yeah | 152.72 | 4.64 |
| actually but they but the thing is this | 155.04 | 4.32 |
| is like a connoisseur that's glowing oh | 157.36 | 4.32 |
| it's alpha is that gonna kill my | 159.36 | 5.04 |
| freaking well are you gonna help well | 161.68 | 4.96 |
| yeah but there's only so much i can do | 164.4 | 4.08 |
| you can nip the [ __ ] out of that thing | 166.64 | 4.239 |
| can i | 168.48 | 2.399 |
| well i killed the rex i was trying to | 180.48 | 3.759 |
| get these fjord hawks remember yeah but | 182.0 | 3.599 |
| you know what i'm thinking that maybe | 184.239 | 4.161 |
| you should be here oh [ __ ] i think i | 185.599 | 5.92 |
| think poppy's gonna die oh [ __ ] oh no | 188.4 | 6.16 |
| we just got poppy poppy's looking bloody | 191.519 | 6.401 |
| oh no oh no your poppy was killed [ __ ] | 194.56 | 4.48 |
| all right | 197.92 | 2.88 |
| you know what we're taking those lumps | 199.04 | 4.479 |
| aren't we we are we're taking the lumps | 200.8 | 4.32 |
| it's like i'm just trying to get poppy | 203.519 | 3.921 |
| home and now poppy's dead let's go kill | 205.12 | 4.16 |
| some stuff by the beach and get a fjord | 207.44 | 4.079 |
| hog that might make us feel better oh | 209.28 | 7.4 |
| wouldn't i doubt it probably not | 211.519 | 5.161 |
| that's six gates | 237.599 | 3.761 |
| okay | 239.599 | 4.401 |
| oh crap there's a river here oh god | 241.36 | 6.0 |
| there's a lever in here yep oh boy | 244.0 | 4.48 |
| oh hi | 247.36 | 3.36 |
| oh boy oh hi | 248.48 | 4.56 |
| where are you at down the coast did the | 250.72 | 4.14 |
| same thing oh boy | 253.04 | 3.199 |
| [Music] | 254.86 | 4.02 |
| that's fun we need to destroy their boat | 256.239 | 4.801 |
| yeah i would agree oh no | 258.88 | 5.199 |
| i can't let them do that | 261.04 | 3.039 |
| oh that's got a big drop on it | 265.199 | 3.28 |
| [Music] | 269.59 | 3.54 |
| oh that was a lovely | 279.36 | 4.399 |
| i made a hole on the side isn't that | 282.4 | 4.079 |
| cool that's great here you go a little | 283.759 | 4.801 |
| bit of fire oh wait i guess you could | 286.479 | 2.961 |
| hit me | 288.56 | 3.52 |
| yeah don't worry about all the guys | 289.44 | 5.36 |
| oh it broke see what happens oh we got a | 292.08 | 6.08 |
| hole in the side oh yeah sons of [ __ ] | 294.8 | 5.839 |
| i know you guys are the worst | 298.16 | 4.08 |
| you're the worst can i have my stuff | 300.639 | 5.28 |
| back i'm stuck no no no no no | 302.24 | 5.36 |
| no no | 305.919 | 3.84 |
| no this is [ __ ] goddamn look at this | 307.6 | 4.08 |
| [ __ ] game oh | 309.759 | 3.521 |
| i like this | 311.68 | 4.56 |
| oh my god | 313.28 | 2.96 |
| of course of course todd's dead | 317.759 | 5.121 |
| come on | 321.36 | 4.48 |
| what ah you're messing my stuff up why | 322.88 | 5.44 |
| no but you messed my stuff up oh did we | 325.84 | 4.0 |
| feel like you attacked me last time | 328.32 | 3.599 |
| didn't you you stole it after i messed | 329.84 | 2.88 |
| up | 331.919 | 2.401 |
| come on [ __ ] off | 332.72 | 3.36 |
| come on [ __ ] them | 334.32 | 4.159 |
| come on [ __ ] off | 336.08 | 3.76 |
| [ __ ] this game how many rounds you gotta | 338.479 | 5.041 |
| put in one goddamn cat jesus christ | 339.84 | 5.68 |
| i see some of their stuff on the beach | 343.52 | 4.16 |
| here so i'm taking it dory go ahead and | 345.52 | 4.959 |
| grab that materials just to annoy them | 347.68 | 4.01 |
| sure | 350.479 | 7.021 |
| [Laughter] | 351.69 | 5.81 |
| yeah why you keep spinning around | 363.759 | 4.401 |
| because i have a hole in my boat | 365.919 | 3.84 |
| i don't want you i don't want you to see | 368.16 | 4.08 |
| my hole it's embarrassing yeah | 369.759 | 5.28 |
| i made that hole | 372.24 | 4.48 |
| you know it's not polite to look at | 375.039 | 3.041 |
| someone's hole | 376.72 | 3.52 |
| well it depends what country | 378.08 | 3.04 |
| ah | 380.24 | 3.12 |
| let me get my stamina back so i can [ __ ] | 381.12 | 4.4 |
| with you more dora can you please tell | 383.36 | 4.16 |
| me where you're at cuz i just like to be | 385.52 | 3.84 |
| a part of this fun at least a little bit | 387.52 | 4.48 |
| volcano simon yeah we're by volcano | 389.36 | 5.279 |
| island simon okay there's this fun hole | 392.0 | 4.72 |
| that we can spit our [ __ ] into it's not | 394.639 | 4.321 |
| polite simon don't listen to him it's | 396.72 | 3.68 |
| also not easy | 398.96 | 3.76 |
| looks like we got a wild thick coming in | 400.4 | 5.28 |
| wonder where he'll spawn | 402.72 | 2.96 |
| turtle | 406.08 | 3.04 |
| where the hell's my bird where are the | 407.28 | 4.56 |
| others tell me before i i'm not gonna do | 409.12 | 5.519 |
| anything dude actually but are they here | 411.84 | 5.84 |
| my bird is not here i really wish i | 414.639 | 6.201 |
| remembered my bird's name | 417.68 | 5.68 |
| bad patera | 420.84 | 3.799 |
| patricia | 423.36 | 2.48 |
| i don't know | 424.639 | 3.351 |
| memes that's true | 425.84 | 4.0 |
| [Music] | 427.99 | 3.69 |
| there we go | 429.84 | 7.199 |
| that's it oh [ __ ] jealous why'd that | 431.68 | 5.359 |
| come on baby | 438.319 | 4.081 |
| nope oh crap shut the door | 439.84 | 4.72 |
| oh boy that was bad that was almost bad | 442.4 | 3.76 |
| okay here we go | 444.56 | 4.56 |
| fellas yeah what are you doing well | 446.16 | 4.72 |
| did you just go up to the wall so i | 449.12 | 4.0 |
| could fall off yeah oh it worked okay | 450.88 | 4.159 |
| good let's do this now what are you | 453.12 | 4.16 |
| gonna do now yep there you are okay oh | 455.039 | 3.921 |
| wow i did a good amount of damage to the | 457.28 | 4.08 |
| boat didn't i yeah up front proud of | 458.96 | 4.48 |
| that i like your i like your tactic | 461.36 | 4.0 |
| though thank you i guess we'll meet | 463.44 | 6.64 |
| again sure you name the place in time | 465.36 | 4.72 |
| yeah i'll meet you at panera bread | 470.319 | 4.961 |
| tomorrow noon okay panera tomorrow noon | 472.08 | 5.44 |
| yup try those new chicken sandwiches | 475.28 | 3.919 |
| they got i'ma get that i'll see you | 477.52 | 3.69 |
| there okay | 479.199 | 3.44 |
| [Music] | 481.21 | 2.549 |
| all right | 482.639 | 3.041 |
| let me get some high ground see if i can | 483.759 | 4.081 |
| see anyone from up here | 485.68 | 4.16 |
| oh what is this | 487.84 | 5.039 |
| a statue for me the [ __ ] is this | 489.84 | 4.72 |
| the heart thing oh i thought i heard | 492.879 | 4.401 |
| someone yapping what's up buddy | 494.56 | 5.28 |
| hey hey what's going on oh man we've had | 497.28 | 4.8 |
| a day um we tried to go get a griffin | 499.84 | 4.479 |
| they found us they ruined everything so | 502.08 | 3.44 |
| that's what's going on the bird you | 504.319 | 2.641 |
| head's dead you have this one now it's | 505.52 | 3.84 |
| only level 116. dude hey tell you what | 506.96 | 3.919 |
| you want to like go out and find us like | 509.36 | 3.52 |
| a couple more birds yeah | 510.879 | 4.001 |
| let's find real birds i know but this | 512.88 | 3.599 |
| whole like sitting on the coast thing is | 514.88 | 3.12 |
| [ __ ] as hard because they know we're | 516.479 | 3.521 |
| on the coast no i'm i'm with you so yeah | 518.0 | 3.44 |
| we need to like we need more birds we | 520.0 | 3.36 |
| need to go inland so uh can i pick you | 521.44 | 3.76 |
| up with this guy i don't know do i do | 523.36 | 3.599 |
| something here oh no this is just one of | 525.2 | 3.84 |
| those stupid collectibles hey gotta | 526.959 | 3.841 |
| catch them all no i don't i'd rather you | 529.04 | 5.2 |
| in the nuts right there | 530.8 | 4.479 |
| dora | 534.24 | 3.599 |
| yes simon where are you at on a island | 535.279 | 5.201 |
| sam okay i am still | 537.839 | 4.721 |
| circling our place | 540.48 | 3.6 |
| okay and | 542.56 | 3.92 |
| i guess there's a reason for that | 544.08 | 4.4 |
| right i don't we don't know what they're | 546.48 | 3.359 |
| doing you know what i mean we don't know | 548.48 | 2.479 |
| no i know | 549.839 | 2.241 |
| but i mean | 550.959 | 3.601 |
| um i'm guessing something's going on | 552.08 | 5.04 |
| because eight is on me | 554.56 | 4.64 |
| well they hadn't been on you for nobody | 557.12 | 3.44 |
| people want to see what you're up to | 559.2 | 4.48 |
| well damn it okay we'll we'll see i'm | 560.56 | 5.92 |
| gonna come back to you okay yeah because | 563.68 | 4.64 |
| game a little scared but not enough | 566.48 | 4.32 |
| whatever right got to do what we can do | 568.32 | 4.72 |
| yeah okay well | 570.8 | 3.2 |
| i'll | 573.04 | 2.0 |
| be | 574.0 | 4.32 |
| here yeah yeah you'll be coming there | 575.04 | 5.2 |
| yeah all right do something for the | 578.32 | 2.959 |
| camera | 580.24 | 3.44 |
| um | 581.279 | 2.401 |
| i'm good | 584.56 | 2.48 |
| okay | 587.519 | 3.041 |
| reinforced windows | 588.64 | 5.52 |
| here we go and bam all right thank | 590.56 | 6.8 |
| goodness man this boat was almost a | 594.16 | 4.239 |
| goner | 597.36 | 3.84 |
| got to get protection on it let's see | 598.399 | 5.361 |
| where my walls at here we go three new | 601.2 | 3.6 |
| walls | 603.76 | 4.48 |
| bam all right stop oh wait i can't count | 604.8 | 6.32 |
| that's two all right i gotta back up and | 608.24 | 4.32 |
| bam | 611.12 | 2.48 |
| bam | 612.56 | 3.44 |
| there we go | 613.6 | 4.479 |
| okay i'm gonna name this thing cause i | 616.0 | 3.92 |
| don't care anymore thick yeah i'm gonna | 618.079 | 3.921 |
| send you on a mission more pterodons | 619.92 | 3.84 |
| right yeah and see if you can find some | 622.0 | 3.12 |
| crystal if you find crystal we can make | 623.76 | 2.88 |
| a fabricator we can make a fabricator we | 625.12 | 3.2 |
| can repair the damn rocket launcher | 626.64 | 3.439 |
| rocket launcher just stay at a place | 628.32 | 3.68 |
| where there was crystal at the top of | 630.079 | 3.521 |
| that mountain oh was there there was | 632.0 | 3.279 |
| some up there yeah oh cool go grab that | 633.6 | 3.359 |
| with the pterodons all right all right | 635.279 | 3.201 |
| i'm gonna work on expanding this place | 636.959 | 2.721 |
| just a little bit so we can fit a | 638.48 | 4.72 |
| fabricator in here okay sounds good | 639.68 | 7.32 |
| don't mess up | 643.2 | 3.8 |
| all right guys hey dora yeah simon so | 648.64 | 5.52 |
| you said you used your hand grenades to | 651.6 | 4.72 |
| blow a hole in that boat yeah all right | 654.16 | 3.52 |
| yeah maybe the first time i ever used | 656.32 | 3.84 |
| them it was pretty user-friendly good | 657.68 | 4.8 |
| because i i got some yeah don't blow a | 660.16 | 4.88 |
| hole in our base i'm not going to try to | 662.48 | 5.919 |
| but did you say it's so like an arrow an | 665.04 | 4.4 |
| arrow would just | 668.399 | 2.641 |
| just uh left click just go ahead and | 669.44 | 4.8 |
| left just left click i think so and no | 671.04 | 5.84 |
| oh oh you primed it then huh and now i | 674.24 | 4.24 |
| let go okay | 676.88 | 2.48 |
| oh | 678.48 | 3.2 |
| you feel pretty competent with that now | 679.36 | 3.919 |
| i think so cause yeah because right | 681.68 | 3.76 |
| click does nothing okay so i was just | 683.279 | 4.161 |
| that's perfect so it's left click is | 685.44 | 4.32 |
| everything and then you let go just like | 687.44 | 3.6 |
| yeah | 689.76 | 3.44 |
| you can't really mess it up oh god why | 691.04 | 4.479 |
| what are you doing i didn't let go of it | 693.2 | 4.319 |
| i thought me holding it it blew up in my | 695.519 | 4.241 |
| face you said that the exact same time i | 697.519 | 6.32 |
| said you can't really mess it up | 699.76 | 4.079 |
| all right it's just the place | 705.12 | 8.08 |
| yep and that's ro | 708.88 | 6.24 |
| let's see your light careful careful | 713.2 | 3.6 |
| flying around lit up like that at night | 715.12 | 3.6 |
| i don't give a [ __ ] because you guys got | 716.8 | 3.36 |
| everything else killed | 718.72 | 2.96 |
| yeah you're not wrong okay these are | 720.16 | 3.6 |
| better pterodons yeah got a little bit | 721.68 | 5.68 |
| of a fleet here nice crystal crystal was | 723.76 | 5.519 |
| heavy so we're gonna have to do the | 727.36 | 3.919 |
| crystal run in the day you said it was | 729.279 | 3.68 |
| just on top of the mountain i know but | 731.279 | 4.56 |
| it's very very heavy oh guys | 732.959 | 5.601 |
| that that thing that you land lend me | 735.839 | 4.161 |
| lent | 738.56 | 3.519 |
| i believe lint's the word lent yes you | 740.0 | 3.92 |
| let me that shitty one over there and i | 742.079 | 3.44 |
| could barely get off the ground with him | 743.92 | 3.12 |
| gotcha so hey should we should we like | 745.519 | 3.361 |
| dedicate one of these guys to just wait | 747.04 | 4.96 |
| the big boy right here a tubby tubby | 748.88 | 5.199 |
| yeah tubby i like the tubby maybe that | 752.0 | 3.839 |
| [ __ ] one we call patini | 754.079 | 3.821 |
| tiny yeah | 755.839 | 11.201 |
| [Music] | 757.9 | 11.22 |
| man there's a big cliff hopefully right | 767.04 | 3.52 |
| around this corner i can at least get | 769.12 | 3.36 |
| out for a minute and scavenge for some | 770.56 | 4.8 |
| stuff oh i bet that's the uh yeah that's | 772.48 | 4.72 |
| the swamp up their head i can tell by | 775.36 | 4.08 |
| those scraggly trees i want to wait till | 777.2 | 4.0 |
| morning though i don't like to be in the | 779.44 | 4.0 |
| swamp and can't see we'll get close | 781.2 | 5.36 |
| scope it out | 783.44 | 4.32 |
| okay | 786.56 | 3.279 |
| there's a bank i can't tell what that | 787.76 | 3.68 |
| red thing is let me come a little closer | 789.839 | 2.401 |
| here | 791.44 | 2.16 |
| man if these seeds were right here on | 792.24 | 4.399 |
| the bank that'd be fantastic come on | 793.6 | 4.16 |
| what is that | 796.639 | 3.521 |
| no that's mushrooms in it crap i want to | 797.76 | 4.16 |
| go in a little bit just hoping not to | 800.16 | 3.76 |
| have to go in okay | 801.92 | 3.28 |
| all right | 803.92 | 3.52 |
| man i got nothing but a bow and arrow | 805.2 | 5.12 |
| broke my smithy is that a cave that's a | 807.44 | 4.88 |
| cave man you know who's not going in | 810.32 | 4.88 |
| there i do not yet just waiting for a | 812.32 | 5.199 |
| one of those alligators come grab me | 815.2 | 4.16 |
| all right we're at | 817.519 | 3.601 |
| i know this is the spot | 819.36 | 3.919 |
| okay a little deeper | 821.12 | 3.519 |
| mushrooms | 823.279 | 5.041 |
| mushrooms looking for species x man i do | 824.639 | 6.0 |
| not like being this far in my boat that | 828.32 | 5.04 |
| oh i think i see it there we go baby | 830.639 | 7.681 |
| yeah all right that's it nev's out | 833.36 | 4.96 |
| dora simon dora yeah i think i found him | 838.399 | 4.88 |
| where are you at brother looks like i'm | 841.36 | 3.44 |
| 55 | 843.279 | 4.641 |
| 15. way other side of the map oh [ __ ] | 844.8 | 5.68 |
| yep and you know what i shouldn't even i | 847.92 | 4.4 |
| already went out of their view are they | 850.48 | 4.0 |
| still right there | 852.32 | 4.72 |
| [ __ ] guess | 854.48 | 2.56 |
| hopefully they didn't see me see them | 863.04 | 5.68 |
| okay | 867.12 | 3.36 |
| let's see i forgot how big this [ __ ] | 868.72 | 5.359 |
| was but maybe that ought to do it there | 870.48 | 6.799 |
| okay perfect we got us this visit | 874.079 | 4.56 |
| i don't know | 877.279 | 2.881 |
| i'm gonna have to pick this up aren't i | 878.639 | 5.041 |
| [ __ ] okay that's true hello thick i got | 880.16 | 5.2 |
| something for you is it a woman you | 883.68 | 4.24 |
| already have crystal huh yeah i had some | 885.36 | 4.4 |
| yes did you pick up more yep yeah i went | 887.92 | 4.24 |
| to the top got some yeah hey little oh | 889.76 | 4.879 |
| my god you got a bunch wow yeah all | 892.16 | 5.52 |
| right tubby's doing well for us yeah go | 894.639 | 4.88 |
| tubby go | 897.68 | 3.92 |
| i'm gonna drop you yep well but i'll | 899.519 | 4.241 |
| write on him okay well i do i'm not | 901.6 | 4.16 |
| gonna be able to okay i'm on the line | 903.76 | 3.199 |
| now okay | 905.76 | 3.759 |
| so really come at the right angle like | 906.959 | 4.161 |
| along the line there we go but you're | 909.519 | 3.44 |
| gonna have to i don't know when to drop | 911.12 | 4.0 |
| okay let's let okay like as if you're | 912.959 | 4.32 |
| gonna land up keep going okay okay | 915.12 | 4.719 |
| actually just get over get over him | 917.279 | 4.081 |
| over him | 919.839 | 5.36 |
| okay drop me oh [ __ ] oh | 921.36 | 5.36 |
| oh [ __ ] | 925.199 | 3.361 |
| what are you doing simon i'm trying to | 926.72 | 3.919 |
| do something did it work what happened i | 928.56 | 5.6 |
| heard vaping what do you got huh hey hey | 930.639 | 6.081 |
| how you doing | 934.16 | 2.56 |
| we came early for lunch oh hey guys hey | 937.279 | 4.881 |
| oh man that's fun i wish i was there | 943.199 | 6.08 |
| yeah i don't know how i am wow okay so | 946.16 | 5.2 |
| so where are you i'm inside you're | 949.279 | 4.161 |
| inside and there's no one else there | 951.36 | 3.76 |
| nope okay | 953.44 | 3.36 |
| now you can take hold of that thing or | 955.12 | 3.6 |
| are you blowing it up | 956.8 | 3.839 |
| how do i do this i don't know don't kill | 958.72 | 4.16 |
| yourself though oh just in case | 960.639 | 4.481 |
| oh hey i'm just here to uh punch you in | 962.88 | 3.84 |
| the face i gotta open the door for me | 965.12 | 4.0 |
| please oh are you | 966.72 | 4.32 |
| what you open this door back here for me | 969.12 | 3.279 |
| are you stuck in here yeah i'd like to | 971.04 | 3.44 |
| get out of here oh so | 972.399 | 2.541 |
| hmm | 974.48 | 1.52 |
| [Music] | 974.94 | 3.459 |
| how do i handle this what are you taking | 976.0 | 3.92 |
| your time with just open the door the | 978.399 | 4.401 |
| door open the door god what are you | 979.92 | 5.2 |
| waiting for right i asked him like three | 982.8 | 3.68 |
| times | 985.12 | 3.6 |
| all right tiny | 986.48 | 3.84 |
| we're getting away from the base a | 988.72 | 4.0 |
| little bit exploring we need to find | 990.32 | 5.439 |
| obsidian if we could find some obsidian | 992.72 | 6.239 |
| oh we'd be good again let's see now i | 995.759 | 4.961 |
| heard people say behind waterfalls in | 998.959 | 3.841 |
| this game or things but i've checked | 1000.72 | 4.08 |
| every damn one i run across and guess | 1002.8 | 4.24 |
| what nothing but pure disappointment | 1004.8 | 3.839 |
| come on obsidian you got to be around | 1007.04 | 4.4 |
| here somewhere okay i think their base | 1008.639 | 4.961 |
| is down that way | 1011.44 | 4.399 |
| oh an argentivis | 1013.6 | 3.84 |
| that's a pretty that's an american | 1015.839 | 3.761 |
| argentavis right there god i can smell | 1017.44 | 5.44 |
| his big american dick yo yo america [ __ ] | 1019.6 | 6.239 |
| yeah | 1022.88 | 2.959 |
| hey | 1026.48 | 3.68 |
| hey hey oh there we go that's still on | 1027.6 | 4.479 |
| my wrist all right doing what are you | 1030.16 | 3.36 |
| doing oh look you've been sitting here | 1032.079 | 5.561 |
| with what have you been doing | 1033.52 | 4.12 |
| yeah i took a little nap next to you you | 1038.16 | 4.159 |
| took a nap a little nap i cause it lets | 1040.079 | 4.801 |
| me get in this bed oh does it let's see | 1042.319 | 5.281 |
| oh wow holy moly that's it's amazing | 1044.88 | 5.36 |
| amazing yeah all right hi hey so you | 1047.6 | 5.52 |
| want me to open that door over there yes | 1050.24 | 6.559 |
| please now what's in it for me i wonder | 1053.12 | 6.24 |
| me not killing you again i mean | 1056.799 | 4.401 |
| i'll just respond | 1059.36 | 4.319 |
| what you see that over there that that | 1061.2 | 4.719 |
| sleep in neebs yeah i have the power of | 1063.679 | 4.0 |
| filling this whole boat with those yeah | 1065.919 | 3.201 |
| i get that i'll do it all day too just | 1067.679 | 4.561 |
| be you and a thousand courses in here | 1069.12 | 5.84 |
| are you are you done so i guess | 1072.24 | 4.319 |
| hmm what are my options i feel like i | 1074.96 | 3.28 |
| should have options can't go through | 1076.559 | 3.041 |
| this huh no | 1078.24 | 3.6 |
| won't you pull off wasn't that crazy it | 1079.6 | 4.0 |
| is why don't you like get away from the | 1081.84 | 4.8 |
| uh the cheaty border oh are you hungry | 1083.6 | 4.959 |
| no i'm good i could cook us something | 1086.64 | 3.52 |
| yeah | 1088.559 | 3.36 |
| you want me to mix something up in the | 1090.16 | 3.759 |
| mortar and pestle no i've got that stuff | 1091.919 | 4.401 |
| already okay could i interest you in a | 1093.919 | 4.561 |
| nape's corpse i know i already had that | 1096.32 | 4.479 |
| you got that yeah thank god absolutely | 1098.48 | 3.92 |
| didn't have it well geez i wish i had | 1100.799 | 4.961 |
| more to offer yeah just open the door um | 1102.4 | 6.0 |
| you want to take a nap in the bed again | 1105.76 | 3.76 |
| push the door | 1108.4 | 4.56 |
| and i guess i'll take a nap again | 1109.52 | 3.44 |
| [ __ ] | 1114.64 | 3.12 |
| [ __ ] what are you what are you what is | 1115.44 | 3.84 |
| that what is that i've been poisoned | 1117.76 | 3.6 |
| stamina what's happening i can't move | 1119.28 | 4.399 |
| okay where are you what are you you're | 1121.36 | 3.28 |
| gonna die | 1123.679 | 2.801 |
| tiny where the [ __ ] been | 1124.64 | 3.039 |
| tiny | 1126.48 | 2.16 |
| tiny | 1127.679 | 2.801 |
| oh no but | 1128.64 | 4.24 |
| you know where the hell did he go | 1130.48 | 4.8 |
| tiny oh god if you just left me on the | 1132.88 | 4.4 |
| edge of the redwood forest you stupid | 1135.28 | 4.399 |
| bird where'd you go you were set to | 1137.28 | 4.72 |
| follow where'd you go oh there you are | 1139.679 | 3.601 |
| there you are there you are you dumb | 1142.0 | 4.48 |
| animal here good god don't do that to me | 1143.28 | 4.96 |
| i want to slap you in your stupid little | 1146.48 | 4.96 |
| gangly head | 1148.24 | 4.24 |
| oh | 1151.44 | 3.52 |
| trying this again hey dallas hey buddy | 1152.48 | 3.92 |
| how you been good what are you been up | 1154.96 | 5.839 |
| to ah just um oh wow we got two now yeah | 1156.4 | 5.76 |
| hey will you just open this door back | 1160.799 | 3.441 |
| here real quick um listen there's no | 1162.16 | 3.6 |
| um's really i think this is a trade | 1164.24 | 3.04 |
| situation you want something i want | 1165.76 | 3.76 |
| something it's not it's you surviving i | 1167.28 | 4.0 |
| don't have to kill you again well you | 1169.52 | 3.279 |
| already know that i don't mind being | 1171.28 | 3.84 |
| killed so and i don't i'm cool with it | 1172.799 | 4.321 |
| too let me just throw something out okay | 1175.12 | 5.52 |
| give me the sword and armor and i'll | 1177.12 | 5.2 |
| open the door i already pretty much gave | 1180.64 | 4.08 |
| you guys a rocket launcher and a good | 1182.32 | 4.56 |
| good armor and good weapons yeah but we | 1184.72 | 3.68 |
| didn't use it yeah but you're going to | 1186.88 | 3.12 |
| you might we might give it back someday | 1188.4 | 3.279 |
| who knows nah | 1190.0 | 2.48 |
| nah | 1191.679 | 3.841 |
| there's really no there's no | 1192.48 | 5.04 |
| you're i mean i feel like you're not | 1195.52 | 4.32 |
| even trying to barter no i'm not because | 1197.52 | 4.56 |
| i've got the upper hand okay let me look | 1199.84 | 3.92 |
| at this door and just see | 1202.08 | 5.76 |
| what's involved i'm just opening it | 1203.76 | 4.08 |
| it's just a door okay why would you | 1209.36 | 5.52 |
| delay oh we got us | 1211.679 | 3.201 |
| yeah can't wait to see you again | 1216.0 | 4.88 |
| yeah all right yeah it's not much but | 1218.64 | 6.399 |
| it's a start here we go and oh | 1220.88 | 6.4 |
| all right hello neebs what's up buddy | 1225.039 | 3.921 |
| taking the boat adventures going to [ __ ] | 1227.28 | 3.519 |
| oh man it's hilarious | 1228.96 | 3.92 |
| what's going on dallas is trapped on the | 1230.799 | 2.88 |
| boat | 1232.88 | 3.279 |
| you should go say hi oh yeah mate is the | 1233.679 | 4.88 |
| bed still there yeah yeah all right yeah | 1236.159 | 4.961 |
| let me dump off all my [ __ ] there you go | 1238.559 | 4.961 |
| yeah we need better storage in here we | 1241.12 | 4.799 |
| do we need the big the big things so | 1243.52 | 4.8 |
| maybe that's in our future holy crap we | 1245.919 | 4.081 |
| got a fabric i didn't oh yeah you can | 1248.32 | 3.92 |
| change stuff oh yeah no i've expanded a | 1250.0 | 4.08 |
| little bit we got a fabricator now let | 1252.24 | 3.28 |
| me do that and then let me go boop and a | 1254.08 | 2.88 |
| boop and a boop and a boop and a poop | 1255.52 | 4.159 |
| yeah i'll go talk to him | 1256.96 | 3.88 |
| yeah | 1259.679 | 3.601 |
| oh hey | 1260.84 | 5.959 |
| hey what's up oh this is a fun situation | 1263.28 | 5.759 |
| hey what'd you do | 1266.799 | 5.171 |
| i'm busy | 1269.039 | 11.281 |
| [Laughter] | 1271.97 | 9.87 |
| i wasn't dealing with after i'll tell | 1280.32 | 4.39 |
| you that much | 1281.84 | 3.38 |
| [Applause] | 1284.71 | 11.149 |
| [Music] | 1285.22 | 10.639 |
| you | 1295.919 | 3.0 |
| you | 1304.0 | 2.08 |
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