TRAGEDY AT SEA! - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you watched that new video, 'TRAGEDY AT SEA! - Ark Fjordur'? It's hilarious!
simon: Oh yeah, that one is a classic! I love seeing the noobs take on the Alpha Tribe. It's always a disaster!
appsro: I gotta agree with you guys, that video is pure entertainment. The chaos and mayhem at sea are just too good to miss!
neebs: And don't forget about the new challenger that shows up in this episode. It's a game-changer for sure!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! I am so excited to talk about the latest episode of Ark: Survival Evolved - Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe, Episode 16. And guess what? Today, we have a new challenger entering the mix - Freaker Socks! Yes, you heard that right, Freaker Socks has joined the fun and you can check out their awesome collaboration with Neebs Gaming on their website.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| all right thick I know you're still | 0.299 | 3.541 |
| recovering from your surgery but we're | 2.1 | 3.36 |
| The Underdogs and you're not pulling | 3.84 | 3.66 |
| your weight so we had to call in budget | 5.46 | 4.559 |
| thick hope you're not mad hey | 7.5 | 3.9 |
| budget thick | 10.019 | 4.921 |
| much I'm I'm thick is that what I do uh | 11.4 | 5.16 |
| yeah so I don't need you to help us | 14.94 | 3.36 |
| gather stuff and you know prepare for | 16.56 | 3.479 |
| this you're nothing right yeah if you | 18.3 | 3.0 |
| kill anything just tell them they're | 20.039 | 2.941 |
| nobody okay you're nobody that's it | 21.3 | 3.42 |
| you're already messing up oh I'm sorry | 22.98 | 3.539 |
| I'm learning it's my first day okay | 24.72 | 3.54 |
| tighten up I know I have to run in | 26.519 | 4.281 |
| random directions | 28.26 | 2.54 |
| you're gonna work out great bye all | 31.019 | 4.021 |
| right Adam West see if my buddy fix in | 33.3 | 3.48 |
| recovery I think I need to pick up his | 35.04 | 3.179 |
| mantle for a second and do something | 36.78 | 3.66 |
| crazy so what do you say we lead one of | 38.219 | 4.5 |
| these little guys down here over to uh | 40.44 | 4.74 |
| Doran skyman's face today | 42.719 | 7.02 |
| oh yeah let's see oh that's a nice big | 45.18 | 8.539 |
| fella is that the only one oh yeah yeah | 49.739 | 6.541 |
| you know what I'm thinking | 53.719 | 4.901 |
| I'm thinking today might be a double | 56.28 | 5.36 |
| whams kind of day | 58.62 | 3.02 |
| [Music] | 62.76 | 13.0 |
| it's time to go higher | 77.4 | 3.98 |
| [Music] | 82.45 | 3.26 |
| [Applause] | 83.56 | 6.33 |
| [Music] | 85.71 | 4.18 |
| [Music] | 97.47 | 3.189 |
| [Applause] | 97.54 | 3.119 |
| Simon | 101.04 | 4.02 |
| hey I'm incoming with about the sexiest | 102.6 | 5.64 |
| thing you ever did see really yeah that | 105.06 | 4.62 |
| that could be so many different things | 108.24 | 3.96 |
| it's true all right so are you uh | 109.68 | 4.86 |
| dropping it in the tame cage I am I just | 112.2 | 4.68 |
| I want to make sure that everything's I | 114.54 | 4.5 |
| guess I can't reach it you're I don't | 116.88 | 3.48 |
| know what you're well I'm with the | 119.04 | 5.18 |
| babies I got I got five babies | 120.36 | 3.86 |
| I've got an orgy ready to go after this | 124.82 | 4.48 |
| but this was a pleasant surprise what a | 127.38 | 4.8 |
| sexy sexy animal I'm very curious I'm | 129.3 | 4.5 |
| gonna have to go out and see where this | 132.18 | 4.38 |
| how sexy Anne was oh boy it's like it's | 133.8 | 5.579 |
| really it's really something yeah oh hey | 136.56 | 6.62 |
| okay are you in the oh yeah see this oh | 139.379 | 6.781 |
| that is | 143.18 | 5.139 |
| that is perfect for you buddy yes it is | 146.16 | 6.48 |
| my goodness oh I know glorious truly | 148.319 | 7.201 |
| glorious Glory Be oh sweet little baby | 152.64 | 7.7 |
| how you doing all right right now butt | 155.52 | 7.14 |
| yeah I couldn't pass this up I know we | 160.34 | 4.24 |
| were no how do you pass that no the | 162.66 | 3.6 |
| colors right there I'll I'll tell the | 164.58 | 3.72 |
| guys that I painted it myself yeah do | 166.26 | 3.96 |
| that do that they win yeah they won't | 168.3 | 3.079 |
| [ __ ] | 170.22 | 3.78 |
| I'm so good | 171.379 | 5.621 |
| yeah | 174.0 | 3.0 |
| Philip you know I never understood until | 181.98 | 5.399 |
| today you ever you ever go on Steam and | 184.26 | 5.46 |
| you see those reviews of Arc that are | 187.379 | 3.901 |
| negative but they got like a thousand | 189.72 | 2.76 |
| hours | 191.28 | 2.879 |
| I get it now | 192.48 | 4.32 |
| I really really get it now | 194.159 | 7.5 |
| I bit his tail and died instantly by | 196.8 | 7.219 |
| biting his tail | 201.659 | 4.86 |
| holy [ __ ] all right let's see if we can | 204.019 | 5.58 |
| go get our stuff back | 206.519 | 3.08 |
| okay | 212.34 | 2.36 |
| yeah did we mean for four beavers sure | 215.34 | 4.02 |
| it's a big trap right oh yeah I could | 217.08 | 3.78 |
| fit four beavers in this are they behind | 219.36 | 3.36 |
| me yes yes no they're doing it actually | 220.86 | 4.92 |
| yeah are they coming and coming at us | 222.72 | 5.099 |
| right over here come on come on there's | 225.78 | 4.379 |
| a big one come on come on right over the | 227.819 | 3.261 |
| lips | 230.159 | 4.701 |
| yeah shoot him shrinking them wait | 231.08 | 6.579 |
| Hank that's pretty amazing it is amazing | 234.86 | 4.599 |
| it's got like a white stripe in it too | 237.659 | 3.72 |
| there's a thick one too let me get oh | 239.459 | 3.661 |
| the purple one yeah okay the other ones | 241.379 | 3.481 |
| are following me maybe the others well | 243.12 | 2.759 |
| they're all kind of attacking these | 244.86 | 2.519 |
| walls now they're trying to like save | 245.879 | 3.78 |
| their friend inside right keep tracking | 247.379 | 4.86 |
| are beavers packed animals I guess so I | 249.659 | 3.72 |
| mean I guess they work together to build | 252.239 | 3.121 |
| dams you're drinking right I'm drinking | 253.379 | 3.181 |
| it just need some sort of verbal | 255.36 | 2.64 |
| compliment oh you got two correction | 256.56 | 3.84 |
| damn should I just focus on one uh yeah | 258.0 | 4.32 |
| Focus one is sleep one's asleep okay | 260.4 | 3.54 |
| focus on the other one why not it's on | 262.32 | 2.939 |
| its way this one's straight up a badger | 263.94 | 3.96 |
| now look at it yeah a what Badger yeah I | 265.259 | 3.901 |
| mean it's not really a badger but it | 267.9 | 3.06 |
| looks like a badger okay hold on let me | 269.16 | 3.36 |
| help you out here come on wait wait wait | 270.96 | 3.9 |
| wait wait what's happening oh crap oh | 272.52 | 4.26 |
| the bat's fine that's way up there okay | 274.86 | 4.619 |
| we're good stay there Mr Cates Mr Keats | 276.78 | 5.16 |
| yeah Michael Keaton here we go Batman | 279.479 | 4.44 |
| yep you guys are so clever you're so | 281.94 | 4.14 |
| clever oh wait that's not what am I | 283.919 | 3.78 |
| doing babes don't look at me you better | 286.08 | 3.3 |
| not kill don't look at me I didn't do | 287.699 | 3.78 |
| that this Badger looking guy or skunk | 289.38 | 3.72 |
| he's more of a skunk maybe yep he's | 291.479 | 3.061 |
| gonna be a porcupine soon with all these | 293.1 | 3.24 |
| arrows in them it's got to be getting | 294.54 | 2.86 |
| close I would think | 296.34 | 3.32 |
| [Music] | 297.4 | 4.7 |
| are we happy with two I just need one | 299.66 | 3.88 |
| for you really oh there we go there we | 302.1 | 2.879 |
| go | 303.54 | 3.599 |
| like my stuff should be around here | 304.979 | 4.921 |
| somewhere let's see where did I die | 307.139 | 4.921 |
| where did I bite a giga in the tail oh | 309.9 | 4.56 |
| and yes the Giga is still there holy | 312.06 | 3.54 |
| crap | 314.46 | 3.9 |
| all right go away giga | 315.6 | 5.7 |
| this is perfect this is perfect today on | 318.36 | 4.86 |
| [ __ ] the game this is a gig in an | 321.3 | 3.3 |
| alpha Raptor right near where you need | 323.22 | 2.58 |
| to be okay | 324.6 | 3.06 |
| we can do this quick right we can do | 325.8 | 4.32 |
| this real quick we'll land they're both | 327.66 | 3.96 |
| going that way look the alpha Raptor and | 330.12 | 2.94 |
| the Giga have made a friend all right | 331.62 | 3.6 |
| Terence get your stamina up please | 333.06 | 4.68 |
| Phillip oh sorry Terence died earlier | 335.22 | 4.14 |
| Terence was on the boat got attacked by | 337.74 | 4.739 |
| an argentavis you're Phillip uh stuff's | 339.36 | 7.88 |
| right there Giga is seemingly gone | 342.479 | 4.761 |
| in the stuffed potato | 348.56 | 5.8 |
| now where okay there's the bag I want to | 351.44 | 5.94 |
| grab that bat saddle | 354.36 | 3.02 |
| [Music] | 357.9 | 13.94 |
| oh my God my weight | 367.94 | 3.9 |
| so remember that black box that used to | 374.88 | 5.099 |
| that came up for a couple episodes and | 377.58 | 5.339 |
| it was like you know somewhat opaque I | 379.979 | 5.041 |
| had some opacity to it but it was like | 382.919 | 4.62 |
| on the screen yes so it is appeared | 385.02 | 4.739 |
| again on the upper right hand corner was | 387.539 | 5.22 |
| that in that's in shadowplay yeah it's | 389.759 | 5.16 |
| in shadowplay it's your webcam is turned | 392.759 | 5.22 |
| on my webcam is turned on okay so how | 394.919 | 5.481 |
| would I | 397.979 | 2.421 |
| [Music] | 400.47 | 5.93 |
| okay Captain Kangaroo hot pink | 401.84 | 7.359 |
| like hot pink | 406.4 | 5.919 |
| um you guys are both Prime just like | 409.199 | 5.041 |
| like this is gonna be perfect I don't | 412.319 | 3.301 |
| know why I called you Captain Kangaroo | 414.24 | 3.84 |
| considering a female butt uh you're | 415.62 | 5.4 |
| ready to go Dora yes Dora we have a | 418.08 | 6.0 |
| missing baby wait a minute yeah I think | 421.02 | 4.56 |
| one of them must have been following me | 424.08 | 4.02 |
| when I left earlier on I'm just saying | 425.58 | 5.399 |
| and who knows I mean if you see just | 428.1 | 5.879 |
| look for a little little whatever is it | 430.979 | 5.821 |
| a raptor the Raptor yep so you're not | 433.979 | 5.461 |
| blue starting up like a babysitting | 436.8 | 4.32 |
| service anytime soon I hope right I'm | 439.44 | 4.259 |
| not you know what I did find the remains | 441.12 | 4.26 |
| of the dead baby that you were supposed | 443.699 | 5.22 |
| to oh yeah oh this is what okay so I'm | 445.38 | 5.52 |
| just saying let's I'm not the only one | 448.919 | 4.141 |
| if this Baby's dead I'm not the only one | 450.9 | 4.5 |
| that's that's responsible for killing a | 453.06 | 4.74 |
| baby okay then all right yeah no we've | 455.4 | 4.88 |
| all killed babies we've all been there | 457.8 | 5.22 |
| yeah it's part of the world you know and | 460.28 | 5.08 |
| it's they're accidental killings but we | 463.02 | 3.899 |
| are responsible for them tell you what | 465.36 | 2.88 |
| you've got | 466.919 | 5.041 |
| Captain Kangaroo right now am I oh are | 468.24 | 6.12 |
| they killing it by inserting privates | 471.96 | 6.299 |
| into privates yeah uh 43.3 on that and | 474.36 | 5.339 |
| I'm gonna yeah this is gonna be a | 478.259 | 3.481 |
| there's gonna be a quality I think I'm | 479.699 | 4.641 |
| gonna call it little little tooth okay | 481.74 | 4.92 |
| that's a good rapper name but that's | 484.34 | 6.52 |
| their little tooth yeah t-o-o-f love it | 486.66 | 6.36 |
| coming little tooth on its way yeah look | 490.86 | 3.72 |
| for look for a little baby though I | 493.02 | 3.54 |
| don't know I'm just just in case you see | 494.58 | 4.619 |
| a little bobbin baby okay up your game | 496.56 | 4.88 |
| bro | 499.199 | 2.241 |
| baby | 501.9 | 2.78 |
| how you feel I feel good I feel flying I | 508.199 | 4.381 |
| feel like I'm up in the air fantastic | 510.72 | 3.96 |
| goodbye Beaver friends I was surprised | 512.58 | 4.199 |
| that Mr Keats could carry you in uh who | 514.68 | 4.44 |
| is it Mr Polar this is Polar Polar kind | 516.779 | 3.721 |
| of looks like a polar bear and now that | 519.12 | 3.359 |
| the saddle's on him he looks even more | 520.5 | 4.32 |
| like the one from The Golden Compass I | 522.479 | 5.281 |
| gotcha Battle Bear okay well after I was | 524.82 | 4.32 |
| gonna be angry that you're not naming it | 527.76 | 3.72 |
| after a coochie oh is that a thing yep | 529.14 | 4.199 |
| oh I'm sorry I didn't know where there | 531.48 | 4.38 |
| was rules hey it's your beaver you do | 533.339 | 5.881 |
| what you want yeah my Beaver so uh I | 535.86 | 5.52 |
| don't know if uh we should go do a | 539.22 | 3.6 |
| mission I think app store is trying to | 541.38 | 3.24 |
| rebuild yeah I think he's having a bad | 542.82 | 3.9 |
| day yep so hey why don't we just do one | 544.62 | 4.98 |
| more Mission first okay uh you stay | 546.72 | 4.739 |
| there on polar and I will switch out | 549.6 | 3.72 |
| okay Beaver Mission I'm really good at | 551.459 | 3.661 |
| staying where beavers are sweet just | 553.32 | 3.72 |
| hang out it's gonna be great yeah what's | 555.12 | 3.0 |
| the mission you didn't tell me the | 557.04 | 2.28 |
| mission it's a surprise you're gonna | 558.12 | 3.779 |
| love it yeah but all right oops crap | 559.32 | 4.86 |
| fever I really screwed up hello Beaver | 561.899 | 4.321 |
| friend that was the wrong | 564.18 | 4.68 |
| [ __ ] oh he's snapping why is he sleeping | 566.22 | 5.34 |
| he's got crime sickness I really screwed | 568.86 | 6.0 |
| up that was oh no I did both what's | 571.56 | 6.48 |
| happening you can't you can't unfreeze | 574.86 | 5.52 |
| like ah just trust me I blew it all | 578.04 | 3.96 |
| right I trust you you screwed it up we | 580.38 | 3.0 |
| have to stay here and protect now damn | 582.0 | 2.7 |
| it neebs I can't believe you've done | 583.38 | 3.84 |
| this thing you've done geez how long | 584.7 | 4.699 |
| yeah | 587.22 | 4.98 |
| up throw hey can you get my beaver | 589.399 | 5.801 |
| no I just got cryo sickness on both of | 592.2 | 4.88 |
| my animals now like an idiot | 595.2 | 4.74 |
| yep don't you this game wasn't fun no it | 597.08 | 4.9 |
| wasn't art that was my stupidity I don't | 599.94 | 3.78 |
| blame the game for my stupidity you | 601.98 | 4.56 |
| having a bad day Astro | 603.72 | 5.76 |
| no okay | 606.54 | 5.94 |
| I think he likes me neebs he does man if | 609.48 | 4.859 |
| I had Mr Keats right now I could I could | 612.48 | 5.25 |
| go to that drop oh shoot oh shoot dang | 614.339 | 5.041 |
| [Music] | 617.73 | 3.39 |
| oh | 619.38 | 6.48 |
| oh come on come on little tooth come on | 621.12 | 7.68 |
| little tooth oh my goodness little too | 625.86 | 6.9 |
| oh my goodness far away are you I'm not | 628.8 | 7.94 |
| too far I want to see the baby | 632.76 | 3.98 |
| what a biscuit oh my goodness you little | 637.019 | 5.341 |
| biscuit little tooth might be one of my | 639.959 | 4.201 |
| favorite names ever well tube's pretty | 642.36 | 4.26 |
| good yeah yeah don't get any bigger | 644.16 | 3.96 |
| little too but it's absolutely perfect | 646.62 | 4.92 |
| right now level 223 oh man oh man I know | 648.12 | 6.659 |
| it's no joke really no nobody's laughing | 651.54 | 5.039 |
| well there's nothing to laugh at nope | 654.779 | 5.041 |
| only smile for a little too oh yeah | 656.579 | 4.921 |
| getting all that oh yeah who's getting | 659.82 | 5.1 |
| so big so quick look too oh come on come | 661.5 | 6.18 |
| on all right up here we're close bud and | 664.92 | 4.26 |
| one more for the nursery and then I've | 667.68 | 3.12 |
| got like one more thing I kind of just | 669.18 | 3.18 |
| want to go out and do all right I'll | 670.8 | 3.42 |
| take care a little tooth when you get | 672.36 | 4.32 |
| here and then you do you yeah well it's | 674.22 | 4.98 |
| I'm doing us okay but you're gonna do | 676.68 | 5.88 |
| you while I do us us we're both gonna do | 679.2 | 6.78 |
| our okay routine | 682.56 | 5.279 |
| what does that mean I don't know | 685.98 | 4.22 |
| it's saying something yeah | 687.839 | 6.601 |
| yeah almost dramatic you know you're | 690.2 | 7.24 |
| dramatic like there's a Twist is there | 694.44 | 6.56 |
| tune in next week to find out | 697.44 | 6.899 |
| yeah we're close I I don't believe you | 701.0 | 5.68 |
| okay we're on the uh yeah we're like my | 704.339 | 3.901 |
| brother it's like oh it's gonna be 10 | 706.68 | 3.779 |
| minutes 30 minutes later it's one of | 708.24 | 3.599 |
| those pieces of [ __ ] it's only 10 | 710.459 | 4.141 |
| minutes away no it's not now maybe he's | 711.839 | 4.861 |
| more like 20 but he's he's got issues | 714.6 | 3.239 |
| that's what made you all weird about | 716.7 | 4.1 |
| that stuff maybe your brother | 717.839 | 6.601 |
| it's a good sessions hun lovely yeah how | 720.8 | 5.68 |
| much do you know just a handy will be | 724.44 | 3.18 |
| fun all right | 726.48 | 3.18 |
| oh my God that's too much look at that | 727.62 | 3.09 |
| [ __ ] look at it | 729.66 | 3.5 |
| [Laughter] | 730.71 | 5.53 |
| [Music] | 733.16 | 3.08 |
| yeah that might be my favorite baby | 739.579 | 7.0 |
| oh man how much meat does she have it's | 743.12 | 6.52 |
| it's up quite a bit all right this whole | 746.579 | 6.0 |
| Nursery is the best she can barely get | 749.64 | 6.3 |
| up those stairs I know look at her oh oh | 752.579 | 5.161 |
| assistant little tiny little butt too | 755.94 | 3.899 |
| it's a weird little butt it is a weird | 757.74 | 6.62 |
| little butt all right you shut that door | 759.839 | 4.521 |
| all right I think the Beavers are strong | 773.66 | 3.58 |
| enough leave Michael Keaton alone he's | 775.86 | 2.88 |
| my favorite Batman bite him in the tail | 777.24 | 3.18 |
| though for hit marker stuff oh I did | 778.74 | 3.42 |
| more perhaps earlier go for his tail all | 780.42 | 3.24 |
| right is he following you fighting no | 782.16 | 3.179 |
| he's still numbing on the best stop it | 783.66 | 3.299 |
| stop it I'm in that bed okay we'll just | 785.339 | 2.94 |
| do the best ah he's gonna die we're | 786.959 | 2.82 |
| gonna lose Keys oh I'm afraid of hitting | 788.279 | 3.86 |
| the bat myself | 789.779 | 2.36 |
| he's on me I'm stuck on Michael Keaton | 792.74 | 4.839 |
| okay is he following me nope he's back | 796.139 | 2.481 |
| at me | 797.579 | 3.481 |
| I can't get to him because of the Wings | 798.62 | 4.38 |
| laying on the ground | 801.06 | 4.68 |
| dibs turn around man okay where do we go | 803.0 | 5.019 |
| we fight this thing okay I think there's | 805.74 | 4.38 |
| a river oh Big Bird what's a big bird | 808.019 | 3.721 |
| called argentavis coming after you too | 810.12 | 3.779 |
| go to the water okay yeah maybe the Run | 811.74 | 4.56 |
| maybe the running | 813.899 | 4.761 |
| motor | 816.3 | 2.36 |
| kind of want to kill him now the Raptor | 819.2 | 5.56 |
| where's that Argentina in the air where | 821.82 | 5.48 |
| Birds Go yep come on | 824.76 | 5.639 |
| a final loose sloppy too oh come on | 827.3 | 5.26 |
| Fuller your Battle Bear get him you | 830.399 | 3.361 |
| fight him in the water circling each | 832.56 | 2.459 |
| other it's hard to hit him but this is | 833.76 | 4.199 |
| my territory bloody Izzy I don't think | 835.019 | 4.44 |
| he is I'm trying to turn around this | 837.959 | 3.661 |
| Beaver he's very slow yep I'm not bloody | 839.459 | 4.44 |
| either just bite my butthole neebs yep | 841.62 | 3.839 |
| I'll bite for a minute here we go here | 843.899 | 3.06 |
| we go we're doing damage we're getting | 845.459 | 3.781 |
| revenge he's getting bloody a little bit | 846.959 | 4.021 |
| yeah you should bring positive changes | 849.24 | 4.5 |
| yeah come on yeah I think you can kill | 850.98 | 6.32 |
| Mr case and get away with it oh yeah | 853.74 | 6.12 |
| that's for MJ's father | 857.3 | 6.96 |
| you suck you suck spoilers | 859.86 | 4.4 |
| all right Val Kilmer we're making lots | 866.1 | 4.02 |
| of metal but we need lots more I can't | 867.899 | 3.361 |
| get out of here because I don't have any | 870.12 | 3.12 |
| Beaver odd for me I usually have all the | 871.26 | 4.079 |
| beaver I want damn it I can't swim out | 873.24 | 3.599 |
| of here yeah I guess I'm just stuck in | 875.339 | 3.3 |
| here making metal and hanging out with | 876.839 | 3.24 |
| you you want to hang out on the ceiling | 878.639 | 2.94 |
| or something get you out here a minute | 880.079 | 3.421 |
| is there anything up here how cool it be | 881.579 | 3.301 |
| if there was like a hidden treasure | 883.5 | 3.66 |
| chest with a rocket launcher in it oh | 884.88 | 3.84 |
| yeah that's not that's not how you land | 887.16 | 3.739 |
| on a ceiling buddy let's try that again | 888.72 | 4.22 |
| like right here | 890.899 | 5.201 |
| yeah seeing this nice just hanging out | 892.94 | 4.899 |
| sometimes | 896.1 | 3.62 |
| I'm sorry there | 897.839 | 4.201 |
| yeah what's up buddy how many bats we | 899.72 | 4.78 |
| got down there one oh just one yep yep | 902.04 | 5.46 |
| okay uh I just lost Mr Keith so oh well | 904.5 | 4.32 |
| we need more we need more bands I've | 907.5 | 3.18 |
| already said that today you know yeah I | 908.82 | 3.6 |
| like to grab him so we can use them to | 910.68 | 4.14 |
| get more bats oh please come on uh get | 912.42 | 4.08 |
| bring metal bring metal bring metal we | 914.82 | 3.54 |
| need way more metal so just load those | 916.5 | 3.72 |
| beavers up with metal yep we're on our | 918.36 | 3.36 |
| way two all right see you when you get | 920.22 | 3.619 |
| here | 921.72 | 2.119 |
| I like that you don't talk much about | 924.06 | 3.18 |
| kilometer | 925.5 | 5.16 |
| uh Papa Simon come in Papa uh Papa's | 927.24 | 5.82 |
| here what do you need son I just want to | 930.66 | 4.32 |
| let you know uh I came back over to that | 933.06 | 4.8 |
| area where I last had interaction with | 934.98 | 5.159 |
| them perhaps run specifically | 937.86 | 3.9 |
| I kind of wanted to throw a few more of | 940.139 | 3.601 |
| those those mines | 941.76 | 4.5 |
| I wonder for notification like comes up | 943.74 | 4.62 |
| if like one of these things kills one of | 946.26 | 4.019 |
| them you know uh-huh that'd be pretty | 948.36 | 4.32 |
| cool that'd be really neat all right I'm | 950.279 | 5.641 |
| gonna put a few more up the way and she | 952.68 | 5.88 |
| said I don't know why why not I'm gonna | 955.92 | 5.599 |
| put a few more UPS away | 958.56 | 5.639 |
| I think they're on the beach where just | 961.519 | 5.38 |
| stay away from the beach yeah not on | 964.199 | 3.901 |
| this beach like really far away on the | 966.899 | 3.3 |
| other Beach they're over there getting | 968.1 | 4.46 |
| the draft oh yeah | 970.199 | 6.14 |
| they might find our beavers | 972.56 | 6.279 |
| I don't know just just stay out in the | 976.339 | 3.761 |
| water right now all right I'm in the | 978.839 | 3.321 |
| water | 980.1 | 2.06 |
| the drive | 983.16 | 2.479 |
| felt nothing | 985.68 | 2.599 |
| more | 987.24 | 4.02 |
| that might be amazing to us I know but | 988.279 | 6.06 |
| we're not going in there yet | 991.26 | 3.079 |
| swimming around the water | 996.72 | 2.96 |
| yeah wow | 1001.42 | 3.719 |
| all right budget thick is it clear now I | 1009.079 | 4.68 |
| think it's clear I think usually good at | 1011.959 | 3.781 |
| knowing when it's clear no all right | 1013.759 | 4.5 |
| well I think it is okay we'll keep your | 1015.74 | 4.2 |
| eye out all right all right there's a | 1018.259 | 3.901 |
| brono uh-huh it's got two of the | 1019.94 | 4.139 |
| Triceratops ones underneath it are they | 1022.16 | 3.96 |
| dangerous they don't attack I don't know | 1024.079 | 3.781 |
| just keep looking all right things look | 1026.12 | 4.559 |
| good there's a there's a gallimon and uh | 1027.86 | 5.4 |
| there's rocks fiber okay here we go | 1030.679 | 3.961 |
| there's not much else to spot you're | 1033.26 | 2.939 |
| getting anything good two more cryopods | 1034.64 | 2.64 |
| but I'm built if you can build these | 1036.199 | 2.581 |
| things oh you can build in those yeah | 1037.28 | 3.419 |
| okay it means we could store beavers oh | 1038.78 | 3.84 |
| look a shipwreck yeah let's hey let's | 1040.699 | 3.0 |
| get back to the water I don't trust | 1042.62 | 2.28 |
| because they were they were just around | 1043.699 | 4.021 |
| you don't trust never trust yeah 2022. | 1044.9 | 3.779 |
| yeah | 1047.72 | 3.36 |
| Kate's trusted me hopefully that got him | 1048.679 | 7.761 |
| a nice nap forever now forever nap | 1051.08 | 5.36 |
| oh no oh we we lost a [ __ ] Vampira | 1061.58 | 6.36 |
| Simon where the where was vampire I | 1065.78 | 4.2 |
| forgot about vampire I don't know but | 1067.94 | 4.28 |
| remember vampire and Elvira yeah yeah | 1069.98 | 5.819 |
| I'm an Elvira talking and Elvira tried | 1072.22 | 5.98 |
| to be Vampira and it was taken so then | 1075.799 | 4.74 |
| she turned into Elvira okay did you | 1078.2 | 4.859 |
| notice that we uh one of the minds I put | 1080.539 | 4.801 |
| down uh killed like a beaver and two of | 1083.059 | 3.601 |
| them | 1085.34 | 5.459 |
| what yeah a beaver and two of them yeah | 1086.66 | 9.32 |
| that's wonderful that just happened | 1090.799 | 8.521 |
| man we gotta end our day that's it I'm | 1095.98 | 5.319 |
| going to bed | 1099.32 | 5.82 |
| that's perfect I'm so happy you I'm so | 1101.299 | 6.24 |
| I'm so proud of you I'm proud of you son | 1105.14 | 4.68 |
| wow we're so proud of each other yeah we | 1107.539 | 4.861 |
| are I love being proud like sucking | 1109.82 | 4.56 |
| around yeah yeah look how beautiful this | 1112.4 | 4.62 |
| freaking bird is | 1114.38 | 5.36 |
| okay | 1117.02 | 2.72 |
| [Applause] | 1120.44 | 4.919 |
| [Music] | 1120.95 | 4.409 |
| [Music] | 1127.49 | 8.21 |
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