This is a DISASTER!!! - Pulsar: Lost Colony

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to Neebs Gaming! Today we're diving headfirst into another disaster in Pulsar: Lost Colony!

simon: Oh boy, here we go again! I swear, every jump we make in this game leads us straight into trouble. It's like the universe has it out for us!

appsro: Haha, you're not wrong, Simon! But that's what makes it so fun, right? We can't catch a break or our breath today, but that's the beauty of Pulsar: Lost Colony!

neebs: Exactly! It's like a never-ending cycle of chaos and calamity, but we wouldn't have it any other way. Who needs smooth sailing when you can have constant disasters, am I right?

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! So, I just watched the latest video on their channel and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. They were playing Pulsar: Lost Colony and man, they just couldn't catch a break. Every jump they made led them straight into another pickle - talk about intense!

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Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
captain's log here we go the lightning	1.68	5.84
shark on its way to a mission go on yeah	4.24	5.68
bounty of the striker the striker has	7.52	3.6
been i don't know there's lightning	9.92	2.56
stuff again the log is something you	11.12	3.92
record later late it's being recorded	12.48	4.799
now yeah it's now he's getting ahead of	15.04	4.079
the game the lightning shark crew was on	17.279	3.92
their way to warp station nine they're	19.119	4.32
gonna need repairs first before pursuing	21.199	4.32
the bounty the real captain doesn't	23.439	4.321
pre-log you know is this a pre-log i	25.519	4.08
think you're pre you're pre-logging yeah	27.76	3.839
usually the login is what happened not	29.599	4.241
what's going to happen oh well one i	31.599	4.161
mean i get wanting to know what's going	33.84	3.76
to happen just in case the [ __ ] hits the	35.76	3.76
fan and then they're like hey what	37.6	3.44
happened that's what the black box	39.52	3.359
exists for he might be busy later too we	41.04	3.359
don't know did y'all even listen to the	42.879	4.641
log no well did you what do we do	44.399	4.48
we're doing we're going to a warp	47.52	3.359
station which one i'm busy i don't know	48.879	3.601
you're the [ __ ] captain it was in the	50.879	5.921
log nine people there you go thank you	52.48	4.32
and then what and then we're going to	56.96	3.04
get repairs yeah we heard that and then	58.079	2.8
yeah	60.0	3.199
and then we're getting we're getting uh	60.879	4.881
ice cream sandwiches out of the biscuit	63.199	4.401
business you gotta	65.76	2.96
check the log	67.6	4.559
everything checks out over here guys	68.72	7.48
looking good dora thanks	72.159	4.041
[Music]	76.37	2.25
[Applause]	77.11	18.36
[Music]	78.62	17.09
[Applause]	95.47	6.85
[Music]	95.71	8.85
dora that's a fun place to hang out i	102.32	4.4
like it where where what	104.56	4.0
oh here yeah yeah i've got a bunch of	106.72	4.8
screens oh yeah you look good thank you	108.56	4.72
it's my take i wish i could ride on the	111.52	3.52
hood during warp	113.28	5.04
oh yeah yeah yeah i do it at times	115.04	4.8
[Laughter]	118.32	4.079
thanks for visiting now listen simon	119.84	4.48
yeah i think this enemy is going to be	122.399	3.441
tougher than the ones we usually fight	124.32	2.799
there's something about drones and	125.84	3.52
lightning oh god yeah it's gonna be	127.119	4.801
rough drones and lightning now doraleous	129.36	3.519
you know what you're doing over there	131.92	2.8
yeah i'm gonna hit buttons yeah like if	132.879	3.36
you gotta like reset the shields or	134.72	3.2
something like that i can reset shields	136.239	2.72
yeah there's like a shield where there's	137.92	3.28
a shield boost yeah i can do any virus	138.959	3.841
and scan and all that stuff right and	141.2	4.0
dora i'm in the uh engineering room uh i	142.8	4.64
can reload a menu i'll manually charge	145.2	3.52
some of your viruses if you need a	147.44	2.799
recharge baby all right we'll see what	148.72	3.84
happens don't forget we have a nuke oh	150.239	4.801
none of us know how to use a dick	152.56	4.08
absolutely know how to use it shut up	155.04	3.199
yeah cam you should load that nuke that	156.64	3.04
actually might be good it's already	158.239	3.681
loaded let's know them we are seriously	159.68	4.4
if we get to a point where we know it	161.92	4.48
really doesn't much matter why not all	164.08	3.92
right if it comes to that thick let us	166.4	3.68
know we'll okay we'll make the call then	168.0	3.84
all right certainly suggest we meant	170.08	4.96
business if we use the new copper pad	171.84	5.36
open with the nuke well i don't know	175.04	4.4
i just hit buttons all right cam coming	177.2	3.92
out of the warp in four	179.44	2.64
three	181.12	3.199
two	182.08	2.239
strength with their shields or [ __ ]	193.599	5.241
they got [ __ ] shields	195.12	3.72
cool we should target a different sector	225.12	3.28
of a ship perhaps engineering or the	226.72	3.12
reactor	228.4	2.64
started right now	229.84	4.0
in front about this you guys see down	231.04	5.44
simon that's this get right there all	233.84	5.44
right come on need some more we just	236.48	5.119
took a hit uh to our hole our shields	239.28	4.08
are down uh door you might want to run	241.599	3.441
some uh shield charging program yeah	243.36	6.079
let's do that uh increases	245.04	8.279
oh my god this is tough	249.439	3.88
[Music]	259.73	3.109
i don't know is that power power's out	265.68	4.56
power's out how was that oh [ __ ] all	267.759	3.521
right hold on i'm in there are they	270.24	3.04
going to board the main power i got to	271.28	4.24
reboot the operating system all right	273.28	4.16
they might they might board right we'll	275.52	5.2
keep an eye out for them all right	277.44	5.44
come	280.72	2.16
[Music]	282.94	3.11
all right we're behind we got a little	294.479	4.081
bit of cover oh man our hull took a big	295.919	4.161
beating there shields are recharging	298.56	3.199
though we got a little bit of cover and	300.08	3.839
i might just stay here listen i'm i'm	301.759	5.201
doing some good driving	303.919	5.28
hold on hold on i know simon's going	306.96	4.239
around these rocks i need to i need down	309.199	3.681
down down this way	311.199	2.961
yup all right i'm gonna switch turrets	312.88	4.08
and try the new one yeah keep it there	314.16	5.599
okay that's this way yeah	316.96	6.0
oh yeah new turret has a shot	319.759	3.201
are you guys going for those drones	323.36	2.88
there's two drones out there you guys	324.8	4.8
know that right i'm marking them	326.24	3.36
i'm gonna give us a little bit more	329.68	2.48
power because we're looking good right	330.88	2.319
now	332.16	2.64
with the missile shields	333.199	3.521
target b has lightning i have a shot	334.8	5.04
with missiles	336.72	3.12
i've got three targets i'm looking at	348.16	4.72
well don't listen there say oh no stay	349.84	4.88
there okay	352.88	5.36
down down down [ __ ] down target locked	354.72	5.36
all right we got fully charged shields	358.24	3.36
it's looking good oh now we just took a	360.08	3.28
hit wow we just took a pretty big uh	361.6	2.719
cabin	363.36	2.399
at 10 30 yeah	364.319	3.041
halfway down uh more than halfway down	365.759	3.521
now captain oh where's that are the	367.36	4.24
warps active no i can charge the ward	369.28	4.72
though if you prefer our hall's at 798	371.6	4.48
out of 2000. maybe you should go ahead	374.0	4.08
and prime it hey yes you're the captain	376.08	5.559
just make the call	378.08	3.559
how are we doing you guys have a shot	386.639	4.801
come on baby our hole's at 300 captain	388.8	5.28
do you have a place to jump to yes i do	391.44	4.319
already said it if it comes to that uh	394.08	2.88
we're at one third oh god we're at	395.759	2.88
seventy eight where am i gonna go come	396.96	7.079
on go go go go go work drivers	398.639	5.4
i unlock goggles	408.08	3.679
so what do you want to do cap you want	413.759	3.681
to retry or load an old save so retry	414.96	3.92
just puts us right back in the fight i	417.44	3.759
think so yeah we got to lose let's do it	418.88	4.159
okay all right oh wait no no no never	421.199	4.0
mind i think retry restarts the whole	423.039	4.16
[ __ ] wait what what oh no i think we	425.199	3.361
got it i got we got a load we got a load	427.199	3.44
of sale yeah okay we're gonna reload to	428.56	3.919
save boom we'll load that one there we	430.639	2.801
go	432.479	2.361
where is it gonna put	433.44	6.4
us everybody ready up yep yeah	434.84	8.12
all right captain i just need more	439.84	4.799
oh wait we're getting hit we're already	442.96	3.2
in the battle	444.639	2.801
battle	446.16	3.2
all right i'm charging more i'm charging	447.44	3.599
all right charging warp i'm ready can't	449.36	5.04
wait to get in right here here boom get	451.039	5.201
in all right getting in	454.4	4.239
and boosting trying to get out of here	456.24	4.0
okay i'll at least call my program	458.639	3.921
backwards charging all right warp is	460.24	3.6
charging we're charging the warp drive	462.56	3.759
right now drama's down all right shields	463.84	4.32
shield shields oh yep shields are down	466.319	2.801
okay	468.16	2.96
to be getting away from them or chasing	469.12	2.799
them	471.12	3.04
get away get away get away simon okay	471.919	4.081
get trying to get away well uh captain	474.16	5.08
said of course	476.0	3.24
sword there simon you got it sorry	491.039	4.801
almost there	493.52	3.44
what	495.84	3.039
was that the right sector	496.96	4.079
no oh [ __ ] where are we jumping are we	498.879	4.0
blind jumping well no we're not blind	501.039	3.521
jumping we're jumped into sector oh	502.879	4.561
that's the right sector right 987 no	504.56	4.96
i didn't reach it but okay	507.44	4.159
i chose a place with repairs oh no yeah	509.52	3.759
no we're not going there oh we're going	511.599	4.161
halfway there yeah oh no so that's our	513.279	4.0
prayers i thought we were pointed at the	515.76	5.399
right thing that's my bad	517.279	3.88
we lost a battle but we learned yep	526.64	4.48
we're a stronger crew	529.12	3.92
you got goggles too right that's right i	531.12	4.0
got some goggles well thank god for that	533.04	3.84
now let's turn this around let's turn	535.12	3.76
this day around huh hey yeah sure tell	536.88	3.519
us what to do man all right we're going	538.88	3.76
to a system so i assume we'll be you	540.399	4.321
know teleporting to the surface yeah if	542.64	3.12
we're going to a system yeah it's	544.72	2.72
probably a planet there i think officer	545.76	2.96
doraleo should probably always go	547.44	2.72
because he's got a scanner i always do	548.72	4.239
go don't i yep and then uh give someone	550.16	5.76
plus he's got a great mustache yeah yeah	552.959	4.641
people take to that well let's send	555.92	3.44
three people um	557.6	4.4
so someone will be by themselves no	559.36	5.2
that's not true no that's fine exactly	562.0	3.36
absolutely	564.56	2.0
usually pretty good at math you're the	565.36	3.36
robot around here yeah i tell you man	566.56	4.32
good guy you gotta keep your dipstick	568.72	4.32
out of me you gotta up upgrade him and	570.88	4.639
make everybody woozy all right go kind	573.04	4.0
of depends on the climate too doesn't it	575.519	3.201
yeah once we get there we can uh scan	577.04	3.28
the planet if it's cold i can take a lot	578.72	3.6
of cold okay we'll make that decision	580.32	4.24
when we get there all right all right	582.32	3.92
so we're actually almost there okay all	584.56	4.08
right everybody look alive well	586.24	4.4
technically i'm not alive we know we	588.64	4.96
know look it i do look alive i'm talking	590.64	4.16
and moving	593.6	3.919
planet it is arid climate extensive	594.8	5.2
subterranean systems location of a	597.519	4.401
mining facility	600.0	3.839
oh maybe there's some people there like	601.92	3.68
some hungry miners wanting some biscuits	603.839	4.0
you know they want best animals	605.6	3.52
biscuits why are you i don't even know	607.839	2.481
why we went the bounty hunter route we	609.12	2.24
should have been selling biscuits the	610.32	3.519
whole time that's right insane yeah	611.36	4.8
that's why you're ridiculous hindsight	613.839	3.68
thank you hang out with me yeah i'll	616.16	3.52
hang out with you simon you go with him	617.519	3.601
yep yeah maybe you can do all the	619.68	3.92
numbers simon yeah i'll do that i'll	621.12	5.04
i'll try to do the addition	623.6	6.479
no subtraction though hey let's go	626.16	3.919
all right whoa	630.32	4.48
look at this place	633.44	4.48
wow this looks quite pretty i i quite	634.8	4.24
like it	637.92	4.159
i might want to retire here okay hey uh	639.04	4.799
dory you see anything on the scanner i	642.079	5.76
see this guy okay niven men men menu all	643.839	5.281
right yeah tell you what let me talk to	647.839	2.961
him let me talk to him go forward	649.12	3.839
oh jeez hey guys sounds like a hostile	650.8	4.4
creatures have taken over the mine oh	652.959	4.56
that's not good yeah but uh he asked us	655.2	6.0
to talk with gaucia inside okay so hey	657.519	5.361
thanks niven	661.2	4.56
captain 25 biscuits captain we filed	662.88	4.959
niven uh it sounds like their mining	665.76	3.6
facility has been overrun with foul	667.839	4.481
creatures okay did he want biscuits he	669.36	3.919
bought	672.32	2.639
uh let me see if i can sell anything hey	673.279	3.761
buddy anymore oh goddamn [ __ ] you then	674.959	4.801
nevin boy about 25. 25.	677.04	5.28
should i try sure yes everyone try i've	679.76	4.079
always gone with a hard sell and it's	682.32	3.759
worked we're still in last place but	683.839	3.761
keep going all right i'm gonna talk to	686.079	3.681
this go see a [ __ ] sell our biscuits	687.6	3.919
yeah captain uh they're asking us to	689.76	4.079
clear the minds of those uh i think	691.519	4.961
maybe insects okay can uh is it good to	693.839	4.641
accept that mission yeah you gotta stick	696.48	3.84
together all right we'll stick together	698.48	5.039
and uh yeah we'll do it neebs	700.32	4.48
yes thick	703.519	3.76
look at me	704.8	4.96
that's very dramatic listen are you into	707.279	6.481
riddles usually not okay	709.76	4.0
okay all right what tastes better than	714.48	5.2
it smells	717.6	4.479
your tongue your god you're so smart	719.68	3.839
that's what i'm capturing yeah i don't	722.079	4.081
know all right hey what has a bottom at	723.519	6.961
the top a bottom at the top i feel like	726.16	5.84
you should get this one the bottom at	730.48	3.44
the top so smart except with being a	732.0	3.839
captain i don't know what is it your	733.92	3.52
legs	735.839	4.321
at the top yes that's great	737.44	4.56
i got so many more for you but uh hey i	740.16	3.44
got something for you what go sell some	742.0	3.839
biscuits to that first guy just go down	743.6	3.76
go down there yeah just the first guy	745.839	3.12
it's right at the teleporter all right	747.36	4.8
atta boy hard sell right sure go go all	748.959	4.0
in	752.16	3.919
hey what month of the year has 28 days	752.959	4.801
in it	756.079	2.801
all of them	757.76	2.48
ah	758.88	5.04
that's why i hate riddles they're dumb	760.24	3.68
oh [ __ ] i don't like it the way it makes	768.72	4.799
you shake and rise above the platform	771.12	3.68
that's right oh really you guys look	773.519	2.961
great to me what are you doing the sun	774.8	3.68
behind you this is good this looks epic	776.48	4.4
you're hovering oh really oh yeah you	778.48	3.76
were riding on the hood of the damn ship	780.88	2.24
early	782.24	2.56
you know okay everybody does weird [ __ ]	783.12	3.279
around here it happens from time to time	784.8	3.76
you do you and you know what we're we're	786.399	3.601
doing where we're going oh god i didn't	788.56	3.12
realize i could just walk off the edge	790.0	3.92
okay	791.68	3.599
you might want to be careful there simon	793.92	2.159
bot	795.279	2.24
i'd hate to have to put you back	796.079	4.44
actually	797.519	3.0
feels like i have testicles and they	812.48	4.08
want to like drop out of me yeah that is	814.24	4.159
very strange why would they do that i	816.56	4.0
don't know it's like just a [ __ ] with me	818.399	4.641
probably yeah i suppose yeah they give	820.56	4.959
you phantom robot balls yeah	823.04	4.4
not not a good feeling	825.519	3.361
all right i think this is the mining	827.44	3.68
facility up ahead simon you and i need	828.88	4.319
to take point dory you got that scanner	831.12	3.76
yeah there's this guy here let's sell	833.199	4.561
some biscuits first hey uh yeah yeah	834.88	6.24
let's sell some biscuits who's good	837.76	5.92
i'm going in hard do it do it yeah 25.	841.12	6.88
going in hard yeah 25 50 like that	843.68	4.32
all right	851.12	2.959
well hey there friend	852.32	4.319
niven i want to tell you something but	854.079	5.841
first hey why not a riddle so what can	856.639	6.88
you put in a bucket to make it way less	859.92	4.64
i think you're going to lessen your	863.519	2.961
chances of selling biscuits	864.56	4.48
shut the [ __ ] up i'm talking to nibben	866.48	6.719
okay i don't think give up okay a hole	869.04	4.96
now	873.199	2.801
some biscuits	874.0	4.56
neven bought some biscuits a crate uh he	876.0	5.04
bought 25 did you do the hard sale yeah	878.56	4.0
okay i'm not gonna mess with your	881.04	4.159
methods all right had a boy man this	882.56	4.719
place is great thank you niven go sell	885.199	4.481
some more	887.279	2.401
all right boys huddle up huddle up yep	892.24	4.159
simon you and i are on point dora you're	894.56	3.6
on the scanner yeah i've got my gun out	896.399	3.921
now i mean there's one person of	898.16	3.359
interest in there but it's a little ways	900.32	3.44
away okay well let's uh let's pop in all	901.519	3.601
right that scanner tells us where	903.76	3.439
enemies are because they're insects	905.12	3.04
everywhere that's just what i'm	907.199	2.161
concerned about	908.16	2.96
all right yep straight ahead whoa whoa	909.36	3.279
whoa what is that	911.12	3.36
light oh hey there's a teleporter here	912.639	3.361
it's a way to get back to the ship oh	914.48	3.599
cool that's gonna be good rock and roll	916.0	4.079
it's like a checkpoint almost okay all	918.079	4.401
right uh straight ahead there are uh	920.079	4.56
threats threats how many two to the left	922.48	3.68
one to the right two to the left let's	924.639	3.041
pick up some [ __ ] right here all right	926.16	2.96
let's hug the left we know there's going	927.68	3.92
to be two hold on i'll be right there	929.12	4.32
yep come on there we go there we go all	931.6	3.76
right one to the right hold on and there	933.44	3.44
you are	935.36	4.399
boom all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah	936.88	4.56
captain we're cleaning them out keep it	939.759	3.44
up and don't forget biscuits i don't	941.44	3.839
think we can sell biscuits to ants nope	943.199	4.56
they don't want them did you try	945.279	5.12
no no because we gotta kill them first	947.759	4.32
what are you scared slightly off to the	950.399	3.201
right right around this little corner	952.079	2.88
i'd imagine	953.6	3.039
that's here laser fire	954.959	4.0
maybe no what direction you think dora	956.639	4.401
let's see there's there's a threat here	958.959	4.24
we might as well just clear it all right	961.04	3.76
copy that and then maybe we'll go back	963.199	5.281
down the other tunnel or break off	964.8	3.68
yeah okay okay let me see if there's any	969.279	4.0
stuff here i'm gonna grab these	971.759	3.361
materials oh you got some material oh	973.279	4.0
yeah you just right here this big stuff	975.12	5.92
ac 88436 oh yeah i'm taking that thank	977.279	5.841
thank you we can't all take it okay good	981.04	3.599
oh yeah well well i think we all could	983.12	2.959
but yeah dora can dump that in his	984.639	4.081
little atomizer yeah level up somewhere	986.079	4.161
all right follow me all right right	988.72	3.52
behind you should i take point oh sure	990.24	3.599
yeah since i got the guns yeah let me	992.24	3.12
know if you see any of the purple jizz	993.839	4.24
on the wall ooh ooh nuts all right right	995.36	4.88
to our left and to our right so they're	998.079	4.241
here okay so let's go left first let's	1000.24	5.44
go left first all right	1002.32	3.36
there we go there we go	1005.759	4.121
around this room that thing's crazy	1010.079	4.241
what's this it's a crate	1012.079	3.921
can't do anything with that crate oh	1014.32	4.16
great glad it's here all right so three	1016.0	4.56
threats slightly fanned out right ahead	1018.48	4.96
of me okay right ahead of you yeah you	1020.56	4.879
shouldn't see one there's there's yeah	1023.44	2.8
oh yeah yeah	1025.439	3.841
oh wow behind you simon uh hey you guys	1026.24	5.439
are good is there a third one let's see	1029.28	4.96
boy oh no get closer to this fire in the	1031.679	4.561
middle here okay all right let's get it	1034.24	4.4
let's get it	1036.24	2.4
this guy had a damn robot hand and a	1049.28	3.519
robot foot that's crazy balls that's	1050.799	3.681
good minor	1052.799	5.041
this bitch's head's in the sand	1054.48	3.36
ah there you are captain	1062.24	4.4
hey thick big news yeah sold some	1064.24	5.2
biscuits i saw yeah which i'm a little	1066.64	4.24
concerned because they're not showing up	1069.44	3.359
on the scoreboard i don't it sounds like	1070.88	4.64
500 we sold like 800 something i know i	1072.799	4.481
guess here's my question	1075.52	4.08
if you throw a blue stone into the red	1077.28	4.24
sea what will it become	1079.6	4.8
uh it's a it's still a blue stone	1081.52	5.2
wet	1084.4	2.32
you see why that's dumb though i love	1087.28	4.32
riddles because my answer was right too	1088.88	5.039
stone yeah well it could be a stone in	1091.6	3.6
the sea there's like a thousand right	1093.919	4.88
answers no no to today there's only one	1095.2	6.0
okay uh yeah yeah i have no idea why the	1098.799	4.161
scoreboard hasn't changed yeah put me	1101.2	3.28
down for don't like riddles remember you	1102.96	3.68
asked me earlier uh-huh i wasn't sure	1104.48	4.48
okay well what runs around a whole yard	1106.64	3.84
without moving	1108.96	2.56
vince	1110.48	2.0
god	1111.52	2.96
you're getting better captain okay all	1112.48	3.199
right bye-bye	1114.48	3.6
thank you	1115.679	2.401
what you see up ahead door right around	1118.24	3.12
this corner two right ahead of you two	1119.84	2.959
right ahead here you're ready there they	1121.36	2.319
are	1122.799	4.561
i will help you too yeah there you go	1123.679	5.521
all right any stuff in this room here i	1127.36	4.24
hope so well yeah let's see that looks	1129.2	4.32
like a what is this it looks like a	1131.6	4.959
stuff yeah heavy beam pistol oh a heavy	1133.52	4.8
beam pistol yeah that's all right what's	1136.559	4.0
that heavy beam pistol i'm gonna send	1138.32	3.92
something back i'm a little full some	1140.559	3.521
weapons we can upgrade	1142.24	4.48
all right is there uh well that's not it	1144.08	4.08
clearly what uh what else is on the	1146.72	5.04
scanner yeah there are people	1148.16	4.96
this way	1151.76	3.36
well we're hunting bugs so it said	1153.12	3.52
objective complete with the bugs we	1155.12	3.36
should maybe go back okay we'll rock and	1156.64	3.44
roll hey captain i think we've uh	1158.48	4.079
completed our bug objective wow nice	1160.08	4.24
none of them bought biscuits huh i don't	1162.559	3.441
think so bugs no	1164.32	4.16
so what does it say on the list	1166.0	5.679
are we in like 12th place now listen i'm	1168.48	4.48
concerned about that because every time	1171.679	2.961
i look at the board it's not moving yeah	1172.96	4.56
but uh it says we sold 839 over there by	1174.64	5.36
our money yes 5.3 on the board okay	1177.52	4.24
maybe when we jump it'll change so	1180.0	4.64
what's what is 12th place what's their	1181.76	6.08
score there's 1400. jeez it doesn't even	1184.64	5.44
matter though it's gonna move up are we	1187.84	3.92
what do i have left to do uh i gotta go	1190.08	4.4
back downstairs and talk to rosia oh i'm	1191.76	4.0
looking forward to jumping off this	1194.48	3.439
thing out here hey can we take out our	1195.76	4.56
our um competition is that a possibility	1197.919	4.64
oh destroy other biscuit ships	1200.32	3.92
i feel like corporate would uh would not	1202.559	4.641
like that okay	1204.24	2.96
oh this is gonna be fun hey cap we're	1208.159	3.441
about to jump off a big cliff you want	1210.08	4.16
to watch us yeah okay hold on is it near	1211.6	3.92
the teleporter yeah just go to the	1214.24	2.72
teleporter and it should be your first	1215.52	4.0
teleporter pod teleporter pad teleporter	1216.96	4.64
pad yep you got it buddy	1219.52	3.84
you need to get away from those riddles	1221.6	3.52
okay you on the ground yeah where are	1223.36	3.439
you uh we're upstairs all right simon	1225.12	3.2
dora yeah yeah all right you remember	1226.799	3.76
how to use your jet pack i do yeah all	1228.32	3.839
right so yeah we're gonna jump off this	1230.559	3.36
thing and right before you land be sure	1232.159	3.041
to uh	1233.919	4.24
fire your jet pack i love it here we go	1235.2	4.719
all right are y'all on the big crane	1238.159	3.281
thing yeah we're at the top of the crane	1239.919	3.601
okay got a joke for you cap when i get	1241.44	3.68
down there	1243.52	3.279
can't wait all right who wants to go	1245.12	5.28
first i'll go do it dora	1246.799	3.601
oh nice	1252.72	3.28
yeah	1253.919	4.0
salmon	1256.0	5.72
yeah okay bye	1257.919	3.801
[Music]	1263.5	4.659
[Applause]	1265.05	5.749
nice very nice here i go	1268.159	5.281
oh my god that's awesome in the booth	1270.799	5.921
and a bop and a bee and a bop and	1273.44	5.359
yeah a priest a minister and a rabbit	1276.72	3.76
walk into a bar rabbit looks like the	1278.799	5.441
other two is like i might be a typo	1280.48	3.76
do you have any more riddles	1284.88	3.64
[Applause]	1291.59	4.92
[Music]	1292.1	4.41
[Music]	1298.64	5.1
oh	1301.44	5.409
[Music]	1303.74	3.109

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