They Never Saw This Coming.
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that latest video, 'They Never Saw This Coming'? It's hilarious how the Double Whams got taken down by the Simon Slayers!
simon: Oh yeah, that was a classic move by us! The noobs never stood a chance against our Alpha Tribe skills. I love rewatching that video just to see their faces when they realize what's happening.
neebs: I know, right? It's like they were so confident in their abilities, but then BAM! The Simon Slayers swoop in and show them who's boss. It's definitely one of my favorite videos on the Neebs Magic Dumpster channel.
simon: Totally! And the best part is how it all unfolds, the suspense, the drama, the unexpected twist. It's pure entertainment gold. I can't wait to see what other shenanigans we get up to in the next episode!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Episode 21 of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe is finally here, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride. The Simon Slayers are riding high after a big win, but are they getting a little too confident? And what about the Double Whams - will they be able to bounce back from their recent defeat?
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| are you one of those people that says | 0.0 | 3.84 |
| you'll watch anything we make well prove | 1.8 | 3.66 |
| it we got our second Channel called | 3.84 | 4.38 |
| names magic dumpster for the stream | 5.46 | 7.5 |
| archives shorts and what junk junk go | 8.22 | 7.11 |
| check it out | 12.96 | 15.789 |
| [Music] | 15.33 | 13.419 |
| thank you | 31.579 | 5.5 |
| foreign | 34.079 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 40.96 | 3.57 |
| I can't even begin to tell you how | 45.32 | 5.259 |
| pissed off at myself I am listen I don't | 48.0 | 4.86 |
| know why you would be pissed off at | 50.579 | 4.201 |
| yourself did you really do bad things | 52.86 | 4.679 |
| yeah I was just dumb I was dumb why did | 54.78 | 6.419 |
| I have A.T on passive well yeah meets | 57.539 | 7.141 |
| yeah of course of course I was I know | 61.199 | 5.46 |
| why and that's the thing okay you see we | 64.68 | 4.5 |
| were we we haven't been in a battle with | 66.659 | 5.521 |
| them really forever we got complete we | 69.18 | 6.56 |
| did and we're so used to them running | 72.18 | 3.56 |
| running cockroaches I love bats but when | 77.1 | 3.6 |
| they're on them they're cockroaches oh | 79.38 | 3.44 |
| God | 80.7 | 2.12 |
| oh God like I've counted up maybe only | 82.979 | 5.46 |
| about 17 or 18 animals left of boast of | 84.96 | 5.28 |
| them were pterodots okay we'll have to | 88.439 | 3.841 |
| come up with uh what I'm gonna just go | 90.24 | 3.84 |
| and do a little thing because I know | 92.28 | 4.519 |
| they're on the damn Island | 94.08 | 5.399 |
| okay you know you know that they are oh | 96.799 | 4.481 |
| this is where I was chasing them back to | 99.479 | 3.481 |
| I know they live over there when I saw | 101.28 | 4.26 |
| them you might can't even talk okay | 102.96 | 6.659 |
| listen our gig is dead yeah yeah and if | 105.54 | 5.52 |
| we look at the log we could tell whether | 109.619 | 3.121 |
| or not don't you want to know don't you | 111.06 | 3.18 |
| want to know if they did it I don't care | 112.74 | 4.019 |
| oh God I don't care all right forget it | 114.24 | 4.1 |
| because they've been lowering them off | 116.759 | 4.741 |
| lowering luring yeah whatever it is yeah | 118.34 | 4.72 |
| all right I gotta stay here and make | 121.5 | 3.54 |
| sure my babies are over yeah you do that | 123.06 | 5.64 |
| I'll be home shortly okay we're gonna | 125.04 | 5.88 |
| we're gonna what I don't know get | 128.7 | 4.56 |
| happier yeah that's the plan for today | 130.92 | 3.6 |
| moving on | 133.26 | 4.339 |
| sons of [ __ ] | 134.52 | 3.079 |
| foreign | 139.92 | 2.24 |
| [Music] | 143.13 | 3.189 |
| [Music] | 155.56 | 3.759 |
| [Music] | 163.25 | 3.08 |
| yeah with our Newfound confidence we | 169.94 | 5.079 |
| leave the caves and enter surface world | 172.8 | 4.98 |
| man us taking out their dragons just we | 175.019 | 5.22 |
| own the skies now yeah which is nice I'm | 177.78 | 3.72 |
| still sure they'll probably have what | 180.239 | 3.901 |
| argentavis is and pterodons little [ __ ] | 181.5 | 6.62 |
| like that right a housewarming gift | 184.14 | 3.98 |
| another reason I love these bats I can | 194.36 | 5.26 |
| shoot from here yeah | 196.739 | 5.72 |
| start screaming baby | 199.62 | 5.1 |
| you can't bite me you can't bite you | 202.459 | 4.321 |
| from there | 204.72 | 4.68 |
| yep that's great he's just really | 206.78 | 4.9 |
| intensely looking at you staring oh I | 209.4 | 4.08 |
| want him so bad are you guys helping | 211.68 | 4.22 |
| it's like a cat with a laser yeah | 213.48 | 5.1 |
| poor bastard shoot him in the butt Greg | 215.9 | 4.24 |
| you know what I got to send that saddle | 218.58 | 3.36 |
| back at the other base too oh for a | 220.14 | 4.8 |
| T-Rex oh boy we're gonna make him Ascend | 221.94 | 6.92 |
| like a like a Dragon Ball character | 224.94 | 3.92 |
| [Music] | 238.92 | 3.1 |
| it means he's going to ascend to the | 254.18 | 4.299 |
| next level of his Dragon Ball I thought | 256.68 | 3.6 |
| there was like a particular yeah like | 258.479 | 4.081 |
| where are you good now that's street | 260.28 | 4.26 |
| fight that's Street Fighter needs that's | 262.56 | 3.54 |
| when he yells when he punches so they | 264.54 | 3.42 |
| just yell just a sound that's how they | 266.1 | 3.06 |
| power up that's how you know they're | 267.96 | 3.72 |
| like they're like sure you could I'm out | 269.16 | 4.2 |
| of uh drink darts it's on you boys yeah | 271.68 | 3.54 |
| somebody punched somebody uppercut this | 273.36 | 3.779 |
| is T-Rex how many you got Anthony oh | 275.22 | 4.699 |
| none anymore none | 277.139 | 6.721 |
| what a great spot what a great spot shut | 279.919 | 5.801 |
| the [ __ ] up give him a sensu bean and | 283.86 | 4.52 |
| he'll feel great | 285.72 | 2.66 |
| Dora come in Dora Dora in listen I got | 288.54 | 6.9 |
| my eyes on freaking I think they're two | 292.68 | 4.079 |
| Griffins | 295.44 | 3.66 |
| oh and that would freaking make up we | 296.759 | 4.621 |
| need some powerful Flyers my friend and | 299.1 | 3.72 |
| that would be uh the way to go wouldn't | 301.38 | 3.72 |
| it okay it would certainly be a way to | 302.82 | 4.02 |
| go and I've already prepped our little | 305.1 | 3.9 |
| uh place where we could catch him if you | 306.84 | 3.96 |
| want to come to me we could start at | 309.0 | 3.78 |
| least at least get one try to get two | 310.8 | 4.08 |
| yeah yeah yeah looks like these two are | 312.78 | 4.38 |
| cousins perfect perfect at least we know | 314.88 | 4.379 |
| we can get them okay yeah we'll be back | 317.16 | 3.9 |
| in a little bit uh it's an option come | 319.259 | 3.841 |
| back ASAP yeah | 321.06 | 4.26 |
| [Music] | 323.1 | 5.22 |
| foreign | 325.32 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 329.79 | 11.969 |
| like the Dragon Ball characters do well | 348.32 | 5.14 |
| you know it hasn't happened yet when | 350.94 | 3.72 |
| does it happen | 353.46 | 4.26 |
| is it close yeah what happens well when | 354.66 | 4.979 |
| is that when it happens but there's a | 357.72 | 5.12 |
| number you know when it's | 359.639 | 3.201 |
| attached to its side I'm attached to the | 363.3 | 5.28 |
| side yes you are do I name it who names | 366.06 | 4.56 |
| it uh whoever wants to name it it's | 368.58 | 3.72 |
| giving me the prompt what should I call | 370.62 | 3.299 |
| it oh yeah it's going through you want | 372.3 | 3.119 |
| to rush into it you can think about it | 373.919 | 3.601 |
| you got a paint Scheme I feel like we're | 375.419 | 3.601 |
| in a place we start painting stuff now | 377.52 | 3.06 |
| oh yeah we're not gonna have to cry with | 379.02 | 3.42 |
| this guy can I call him Victory because | 380.58 | 3.839 |
| it signifies that we're going to win | 382.44 | 4.68 |
| what colors is that our colors all | 384.419 | 5.461 |
| combined let's see green blue yellow | 387.12 | 5.82 |
| yeah all right let's see Victory with | 389.88 | 4.86 |
| three exclamation marks because why not | 392.94 | 6.06 |
| she's a female too level 142 not bad not | 394.74 | 8.459 |
| bad yeah signifies our Victory oh | 399.0 | 5.819 |
| Victory we're gonna put some lipstick on | 403.199 | 3.421 |
| you all right we still have to keep an | 404.819 | 3.421 |
| eye on the skies though because we know | 406.62 | 3.24 |
| we had we know they have pterodons we | 408.24 | 4.019 |
| know they have uh argentavi oh yeah we | 409.86 | 4.02 |
| just getting started I think they they | 412.259 | 3.421 |
| may still have a griffin I think at | 413.88 | 3.599 |
| night yeah tonight I'm gonna do some | 415.68 | 3.54 |
| reconnaissance I really want to know | 417.479 | 3.0 |
| what the what they got left in their | 419.22 | 4.039 |
| little uh yeah | 420.479 | 2.78 |
| Dragon Ball | 424.16 | 3.18 |
| [Music] | 427.44 | 5.06 |
| hey Dora he's on my ass okay okay | 429.6 | 5.46 |
| hopefully you're faster because I didn't | 432.5 | 4.3 |
| even he snuck up on me this one they're | 435.06 | 4.68 |
| sneaky [ __ ] okay oh God my stamina's not | 436.8 | 5.7 |
| gonna make it either oh [ __ ] can I stop | 439.74 | 6.42 |
| too no he's on me oh no I got him turn | 442.5 | 6.06 |
| around all right you're coming to build | 446.16 | 4.2 |
| up are you yeah I'm right by it come on | 448.56 | 3.56 |
| bubba hey Boo-Boo | 450.36 | 5.82 |
| baby come on sweetie look at me | 452.12 | 6.88 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all | 456.18 | 4.62 |
| right all right he's still on me you | 459.0 | 3.479 |
| should be yep I see you guys I see you | 460.8 | 4.26 |
| all right all right come on zigzag | 462.479 | 5.28 |
| zigzag there you go there you go buddy | 465.06 | 4.139 |
| all over there you go buddy I don't know | 467.759 | 3.621 |
| what's happening | 469.199 | 4.861 |
| up through the ceiling get out of here | 471.38 | 6.34 |
| it got out before it got out before come | 474.06 | 6.12 |
| on sometimes in a row I tried it and it | 477.72 | 5.13 |
| got out before come on get out | 480.18 | 4.4 |
| [Music] | 482.85 | 4.289 |
| okay sweet all right all right we got | 484.58 | 5.619 |
| one yeah well we gotta get it I know at | 487.139 | 5.4 |
| least it's gonna take a while with that | 490.199 | 4.861 |
| that's the boring part our holes to | 492.539 | 5.821 |
| shoot are are minuscule they're probably | 495.06 | 5.819 |
| not even there they aren't there no no | 498.36 | 4.559 |
| it's very bad actually all right I'm | 500.879 | 4.921 |
| opening the other door I did not uh I | 502.919 | 4.741 |
| did not prepare well oh wait I found a | 505.8 | 5.1 |
| spot oh we're good all right sweet game | 507.66 | 6.679 |
| on game on | 510.9 | 3.439 |
| all right finally yeah finally yeah the | 514.68 | 4.919 |
| beaver doesn't hold enough materials to | 518.099 | 3.481 |
| build that gate oh it's okay Miss Pepe I | 519.599 | 3.841 |
| think you're special okay so you think | 521.58 | 5.22 |
| recessed like here or away out front | 523.44 | 6.3 |
| here oh man the middle would look kind | 526.8 | 4.74 |
| of cool wouldn't it like if you could do | 529.74 | 3.24 |
| the middle that would look sweet right | 531.54 | 2.82 |
| here but I don't know how big this thing | 532.98 | 3.72 |
| yeah I mean will it fit oh wait can't | 534.36 | 5.7 |
| play Stone no snap point oh boy that is | 536.7 | 5.04 |
| big yep I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you | 540.06 | 3.06 |
| I'm sorry names them all up in your way | 541.74 | 3.48 |
| sorry sorry that's me I'm gonna let you | 543.12 | 4.8 |
| use your best judgment buddy man I can | 545.22 | 4.32 |
| kind of tell it straight there but I | 547.92 | 2.94 |
| don't know if that's maybe we should | 549.54 | 2.7 |
| hide it on the inside so it's less | 550.86 | 4.38 |
| visible okay until we're ready yeah sure | 552.24 | 6.0 |
| maybe here back it up back it up seal Us | 555.24 | 5.279 |
| in oh this is huge isn't it that's what | 558.24 | 4.38 |
| she said so you're saying we probably | 560.519 | 4.201 |
| needed a dino gate well you want to fit | 562.62 | 4.14 |
| T-Rex's through it I mean the T-Rex fits | 564.72 | 3.179 |
| through the door that's already there | 566.76 | 2.94 |
| well that looks kind of cool right it | 567.899 | 3.12 |
| does actually it looks like it's part of | 569.7 | 3.6 |
| it yeah you got the gate yeah a little | 571.019 | 4.561 |
| alongside it but who am I Alex came from | 573.3 | 4.62 |
| over here that looks pretty good opening | 575.58 | 5.6 |
| the game open the gate | 577.92 | 3.26 |
| yes yes yeah yes this is our kingdom I | 581.899 | 5.56 |
| feel like it opens a weird way but | 585.3 | 4.14 |
| that's okay I don't really care actually | 587.459 | 5.221 |
| close it oh God wait uh oh can we close | 589.44 | 6.06 |
| it where's the door maybe out here in | 592.68 | 7.14 |
| the front uh yep uh wait babes yep can | 595.5 | 7.08 |
| we pick it up Babes oh boy how do we | 599.82 | 7.1 |
| it's open forever oh no | 602.58 | 4.34 |
| foreign | 608.94 | 2.36 |
| over there there's still a little bit of | 615.8 | 4.32 |
| sunlight left | 618.66 | 3.72 |
| I'm gonna see what I can actually see | 620.12 | 4.18 |
| while it's daytime because I always come | 622.38 | 3.42 |
| over here and turn night vision on but | 624.3 | 3.479 |
| let's see what they got going over here | 625.8 | 4.5 |
| do a little recon mission remember that | 627.779 | 5.06 |
| organ Trail | 630.3 | 2.539 |
| stolen walls plant species oh man they | 637.14 | 5.52 |
| added more plants oh they've definitely | 640.019 | 4.921 |
| added more plants clever bastard just | 642.66 | 6.119 |
| look out a couple of pterodons up there | 644.94 | 5.82 |
| I don't want to get in range of those | 648.779 | 4.381 |
| damn plants we got to figure out how to | 650.76 | 4.319 |
| take them out oh nice Paris are just | 653.16 | 3.96 |
| hanging up there Sally [ __ ] Sally | 655.079 | 3.421 |
| there's a lot of plants oh my God | 657.12 | 3.06 |
| they've done a really good job of making | 658.5 | 4.44 |
| more plants because it's smart because | 660.18 | 4.88 |
| that's gonna be our biggest weakness | 662.94 | 5.839 |
| surprised they didn't put them around | 665.06 | 5.98 |
| okay what do we got a little army of | 668.779 | 5.081 |
| over there I see a T-Rex one of those | 671.04 | 4.02 |
| things | 673.86 | 3.24 |
| um Dart faces oh it's those things that | 675.06 | 4.08 |
| shoot darts out of their face in the | 677.1 | 5.94 |
| Cash Money number 199 Rosie oh wow you | 679.14 | 6.78 |
| guys got some mean dinosaurs alive sure | 683.04 | 4.68 |
| would be a shame if they ran off with | 685.92 | 3.78 |
| cliff | 687.72 | 4.34 |
| wouldn't it | 689.7 | 5.22 |
| let's see if I can convince cash money | 692.06 | 5.94 |
| to run off the cliff | 694.92 | 3.08 |
| okay | 698.76 | 2.36 |
| oh you're gonna be so mad and Confused | 701.94 | 5.399 |
| where the cash money go got something | 704.36 | 6.479 |
| chasing me just stole my standings | 707.339 | 3.5 |
| yeah I've got to get away Gotta Get Away | 711.019 | 5.44 |
| Gotta Get Away Gotta Get Away You Gotta | 714.06 | 4.8 |
| Get Away house stamina all right Stanley | 716.459 | 4.62 |
| you got to stay good for a minute | 718.86 | 4.5 |
| still got something all right get my | 721.079 | 4.741 |
| stamina up real fast real real fast come | 723.36 | 7.58 |
| on come on come on you said that yes | 725.82 | 5.12 |
| oh whatever it is you just need to make | 734.76 | 4.86 |
| sure I mean even if we get | 737.1 | 4.14 |
| Bubba boo boo was killed by a | 739.62 | 3.24 |
| triceratops | 741.24 | 4.56 |
| what was that oh yeah hey cash money | 742.86 | 4.979 |
| hey Cash Money how you doing how you | 745.8 | 4.74 |
| [ __ ] [ __ ] Simon how | 747.839 | 4.62 |
| I had it on aggressive I thought it was | 750.54 | 3.66 |
| safer to be up there I thought it was | 752.459 | 3.0 |
| next to the castle it wouldn't attack | 754.2 | 2.94 |
| something so a Triceratops must have | 755.459 | 4.38 |
| spawned in and it went after it and died | 757.14 | 4.68 |
| because it was a level 20 little pitch | 759.839 | 4.381 |
| yeah [ __ ] all right well I want to go | 761.82 | 4.319 |
| let's get another one okay we already | 764.22 | 4.08 |
| got one payment though damn it almost | 766.139 | 5.88 |
| done almost done well I've got damn | 768.3 | 7.08 |
| that's a real kick like what the 29 that | 772.019 | 5.401 |
| thing was a weak piece of [ __ ] it was it | 775.38 | 4.5 |
| was and not deserve it of us deserving | 777.42 | 5.0 |
| service you deserve it sounds right | 779.88 | 4.44 |
| could have been | 782.42 | 3.28 |
| yeah | 784.32 | 3.36 |
| I can't catch a [ __ ] break right but | 785.7 | 5.04 |
| but I'm not gonna swim in sorrow no turn | 787.68 | 5.7 |
| my frown upside down do you know I | 790.74 | 3.839 |
| wonder if it's true about the whole | 793.38 | 3.36 |
| smile on thing they say that it's it | 794.579 | 5.281 |
| it's it takes more muscles to frown than | 796.74 | 6.24 |
| it does to smile try it well I can't | 799.86 | 5.279 |
| tell it doesn't make sense to me either | 802.98 | 4.32 |
| I'm frowning now and then it seems like | 805.139 | 5.521 |
| everybody at home try this right now you | 807.3 | 4.92 |
| can feel the little muscles oh we gotta | 810.66 | 2.58 |
| grip it | 812.22 | 3.299 |
| um and then smile and it feels like more | 813.24 | 4.5 |
| muscles along your cheekbones okay well | 815.519 | 3.781 |
| here listen you got a grip and keep the | 817.74 | 3.3 |
| Griffin close put it on passive hold on | 819.3 | 3.96 |
| what we'll do I wanna I wanna get this | 821.04 | 4.26 |
| done now hold on hold on uh | 823.26 | 5.819 |
| uh Snicker doodle Snickerdoodle your | 825.3 | 6.56 |
| Snickerdoodle all right | 829.079 | 2.781 |
| all right I'm moving Snickerdoodle I | 833.76 | 3.42 |
| gotta move my bird and then uh oh [ __ ] | 835.139 | 3.421 |
| there's two right next to each other I'm | 837.18 | 3.2 |
| going for it | 838.56 | 5.1 |
| Cash Money what's what's out here in the | 840.38 | 5.94 |
| ocean buddy | 843.66 | 6.0 |
| just some sharks it's a couple cute | 846.32 | 4.54 |
| little sharks quit eating everything on | 849.66 | 3.239 |
| the beach God you T-Rexes are so dumb | 850.86 | 3.599 |
| and I'm moving oh I want to feed you to | 852.899 | 3.801 |
| a squid | 854.459 | 6.0 |
| come on come on come on out here all | 856.7 | 5.139 |
| right just one problem are you right | 860.459 | 3.301 |
| there is that are you hurt is that why | 861.839 | 4.101 |
| you're going after this stuff | 863.76 | 5.4 |
| come on baby oh you got two dude is it | 865.94 | 5.44 |
| two [ __ ] beast all right | 869.16 | 3.6 |
| the episode | 871.38 | 3.959 |
| uh neebs it's going really well I am | 872.76 | 4.98 |
| luring what they've called cash money | 875.339 | 4.56 |
| out into the ocean to get eaten by | 877.74 | 4.2 |
| sharks ah Perfect all right I got a | 879.899 | 5.581 |
| little room built so here we go you guys | 881.94 | 5.22 |
| should get out it's night time enjoy the | 885.48 | 4.799 |
| bats oh yeah I mean my goodness what do | 887.16 | 6.44 |
| you think should we go have some fun | 890.279 | 3.321 |
| yeah careful up there all right maybe I | 896.16 | 4.26 |
| should do that no okay | 898.5 | 5.22 |
| oh don't don't ever get time don't do | 900.42 | 5.34 |
| that I'm not doing it anymore yeah last | 903.72 | 3.359 |
| time | 905.76 | 3.42 |
| oh it's gonna take forever but it's okay | 907.079 | 5.101 |
| yep we got time it's about 45 oh that's | 909.18 | 5.159 |
| a griffin | 912.18 | 4.92 |
| oh what the [ __ ] oh okay damn long neck | 914.339 | 5.041 |
| rifle broke all right cash money I guess | 917.1 | 4.38 |
| you're shark food buddy I hate to do it | 919.38 | 6.019 |
| to you but you know I'm an [ __ ] | 921.48 | 3.919 |
| by a Megalodon they're [ __ ] luring | 927.06 | 5.339 |
| our [ __ ] again dude [ __ ] [ __ ] cash | 929.699 | 5.041 |
| money's dead they're bringing stuff down | 932.399 | 3.601 |
| so they're | 934.74 | 3.36 |
| dude cash money was killed by a | 936.0 | 3.959 |
| Megalodon they're luring it down to the | 938.1 | 4.2 |
| water yep they are at night oh because | 939.959 | 4.101 |
| guess what none of our [ __ ] is here | 942.3 | 4.92 |
| hardly any of it oh my God Big Joe's | 944.06 | 7.48 |
| here yep yep [ __ ] oh my god dude I knew | 947.22 | 5.76 |
| they were coming we had to have one of | 951.54 | 3.659 |
| us on post all the time we shut up we | 952.98 | 5.479 |
| should have that we couldn't oh | 955.199 | 3.26 |
| [ __ ] you stay there get on a turd or | 959.399 | 4.861 |
| something I got these get on a turret | 961.92 | 4.2 |
| yeah we got turrets on the walls it's | 964.26 | 4.199 |
| funny because uh yeah I don't think I'm | 966.12 | 4.44 |
| gonna be able to see [ __ ] but I'll try | 968.459 | 5.521 |
| oh my God this is the worst isn't it | 970.56 | 6.18 |
| yeah it is land up I was just getting | 973.98 | 5.4 |
| happy again yep and then it turned the | 976.74 | 4.94 |
| [ __ ] | 979.38 | 2.3 |
| yeah come in I may have spotted them oh | 983.399 | 5.94 |
| really yeah they may be hanging out at | 987.18 | 4.019 |
| their it looks like a maybe a griffin | 989.339 | 5.0 |
| trap so I'm like okay | 991.199 | 3.14 |
| okay | 994.8 | 2.06 |
| coordinates are 52-88 all right heading | 999.62 | 6.219 |
| your way I think I saw him down there I | 1003.259 | 4.88 |
| think I see doors bird | 1005.839 | 4.381 |
| Griffin can't tell if it's a wild | 1008.139 | 3.581 |
| Griffin or not you almost six Anthony | 1010.22 | 3.539 |
| following you just hoping to get inside | 1011.72 | 5.34 |
| getting there Snickerdoodle okay yep all | 1013.759 | 5.461 |
| right yep I got eyes on one of them who | 1017.06 | 5.1 |
| is that Simon Simon's riding a griffin | 1019.22 | 5.94 |
| named Snickerdoodle murder him who's | 1022.16 | 5.279 |
| being followed by a Pteranodon Dora must | 1025.16 | 3.96 |
| be in this cage trying to tame another | 1027.439 | 5.541 |
| something something they're desperate | 1029.12 | 3.86 |
| I'm gonna go after Dora's uh argentavis | 1033.4 | 5.799 |
| I see hanging out on the side | 1036.86 | 3.959 |
| you know what I'm gonna freak him out | 1039.199 | 3.72 |
| I'm gonna start screaming | 1040.819 | 4.561 |
| oh no I can't get out | 1042.919 | 4.321 |
| babes I don't know if you can see me but | 1045.38 | 3.12 |
| I'm kind of in front of their base I'm | 1047.24 | 3.42 |
| gonna go in and slap doors argentavis | 1048.5 | 3.84 |
| and run for it yeah we can just murder | 1050.66 | 3.24 |
| that Argentina we're gonna kill that | 1052.34 | 4.38 |
| aren't you Davis let's do it every step | 1053.9 | 4.56 |
| they take forward we take them three | 1056.72 | 4.86 |
| steps back all right moving in oh boy | 1058.46 | 5.579 |
| there he goes yes that's the argentavis | 1061.58 | 3.959 |
| he's on the move all right should we | 1064.039 | 3.841 |
| strike him I think the Griffin's on me I | 1065.539 | 4.38 |
| think he's on I see something in the sky | 1067.88 | 4.58 |
| I see something | 1069.919 | 8.361 |
| come on yep is it yeah | 1072.46 | 5.82 |
| that's down by me isn't it it was maybe | 1082.48 | 5.559 |
| yeah and I'm out of stamina right now | 1086.299 | 4.62 |
| this is going wonderfully yeah it didn't | 1088.039 | 6.241 |
| work things did not work out | 1090.919 | 6.361 |
| [ __ ] and I've been taking off hey Simon | 1094.28 | 5.94 |
| hey how you doing doing good what are | 1097.28 | 5.46 |
| you guys doing trying to team mcgriffin | 1100.22 | 3.959 |
| oh yeah | 1102.74 | 3.059 |
| trying to replace the dragon you're | 1104.179 | 2.941 |
| trying to shoot me with a rocket | 1105.799 | 4.38 |
| launcher you crazy bastard ah that would | 1107.12 | 5.64 |
| have been actually awesome oh my stamina | 1110.179 | 5.401 |
| shot of the Year oh I see you I feel | 1112.76 | 4.74 |
| like they're closed down here huh oh | 1115.58 | 4.5 |
| yeah that's the door hey Dora hi where | 1117.5 | 4.919 |
| you at what you doing stalking the night | 1120.08 | 4.5 |
| we are Vengeance and whatnot what's | 1122.419 | 3.721 |
| going on in that trip | 1124.58 | 3.24 |
| yeah show yourselves you little [ __ ] | 1126.14 | 6.86 |
| I'm in the Trap open the door ah dude | 1127.82 | 5.18 |
| shot me once when I dropped him off my | 1134.78 | 3.92 |
| clip | 1136.4 | 2.3 |
| this is fun | 1139.84 | 4.719 |
| I feel bad now they didn't feel bad when | 1141.82 | 4.66 |
| they sat on on your boat mocking you | 1144.559 | 4.681 |
| yeah that's that's true that's true I | 1146.48 | 6.199 |
| I want to stop lag | 1149.24 | 3.439 |
| I want to stop playing oh nope he's on | 1153.16 | 5.8 |
| his oh you got him yep [ __ ] oh I've been | 1156.559 | 4.921 |
| picked up they're still messing with you | 1158.96 | 4.7 |
| yeah | 1161.48 | 2.18 |
| oh there goes the rocket oh all right | 1164.679 | 7.74 |
| they never know if they're safe or not | 1168.98 | 5.64 |
| ah boy you know what this time we should | 1172.419 | 6.0 |
| get his stuff I'm so happy for him | 1174.62 | 3.799 |
| oh yeah Rockets yeah that'll work this | 1180.38 | 4.5 |
| stuff will work real good yeah I'm gonna | 1182.72 | 4.68 |
| take all this | 1184.88 | 5.96 |
| it's a lot more fun when you're on top | 1187.4 | 3.44 |
| [Applause] | 1192.03 | 4.25 |
| [Music] | 1192.53 | 3.75 |
| [Music] | 1199.08 | 8.229 |
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