Spelunking with SHARKS! - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Oh man, that Spelunking with SHARKS video was a blast! I mean, who doesn't love diving into caves filled with toothy underwater friends?
simon: Haha, yeah, it was like a real-life underwater adventure! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, waiting to see if those sharks were gonna chomp down on our virtual butts!
appsro: You guys are crazy! Spelunking with sharks sounds like a recipe for disaster. But hey, at least we got some epic content out of it, right?
neebs: Disaster? Nah, it was all in good fun! Plus, who doesn't want to watch us face off against some underwater predators while cracking jokes and trying not to get eaten?
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| oh y'all gotta quit losing beavers we | 0.599 | 5.461 |
| just lost two just grinding I know the | 4.02 | 3.6 |
| jellyfish wasn't anywhere near me man | 6.06 | 3.06 |
| yeah but hey look we got this little guy | 7.62 | 5.22 |
| now oh goodness oh my goodness look at | 9.12 | 5.22 |
| little Beyond wait what's the prone | 12.84 | 2.52 |
| button I don't want to punch this thing | 14.34 | 3.019 |
| in the face | 15.36 | 5.22 |
| there you go there you go 92 man I wish | 17.359 | 5.26 |
| we had made it beavers you know yeah I | 20.58 | 3.779 |
| wish we had made it that was my plan | 22.619 | 3.42 |
| but what we got two of them left we got | 24.359 | 3.121 |
| two and one of them's really low level | 26.039 | 3.601 |
| okay we're talking business | 27.48 | 4.74 |
| one of us should go do that little guy | 29.64 | 4.259 |
| one person can do it right I mean I'm | 32.22 | 3.24 |
| the beaver Guy look at me okay UVB | 33.899 | 2.941 |
| forgot it I'm the beaver guy I'll be the | 35.46 | 3.84 |
| beaver guy okay so take a bat and we'll | 36.84 | 4.86 |
| go get other stuff done gotcha and let's | 39.3 | 5.66 |
| see now hold on hold on hold on | 41.7 | 3.26 |
| oh wait here just a minute boys this | 45.379 | 4.241 |
| thing crawls around like it's scared | 47.94 | 3.06 |
| after what have you been doing to this | 49.62 | 2.35 |
| thing feeding it blood | 51.0 | 19.609 |
| [Music] | 51.97 | 18.639 |
| [Applause] | 73.69 | 3.12 |
| foreign | 77.22 | 2.48 |
| sleeping bag is this oh [ __ ] what no no | 88.14 | 6.24 |
| no no no no no no no that's not right is | 91.74 | 4.86 |
| this the way out okay why did it | 94.38 | 4.379 |
| register these I don't know I put down | 96.6 | 3.659 |
| another sleeping bag shouldn't me | 98.759 | 3.421 |
| putting down one sleep well we both did | 100.259 | 4.5 |
| I know but shouldn't it override the | 102.18 | 4.86 |
| other one when you put it down just the | 104.759 | 3.841 |
| right way is the wrong way I don't know | 107.04 | 4.259 |
| it's the right way out man we got got | 108.6 | 4.979 |
| giggled we got gigged man and now we | 111.299 | 4.021 |
| gotta run through this [ __ ] while we | 113.579 | 5.941 |
| were preparing oh my god oh come on no | 115.32 | 6.96 |
| no come on now | 119.52 | 5.12 |
| [Music] | 122.28 | 4.619 |
| oh and there's bats waiting up there | 124.64 | 6.399 |
| come on well oh come on no | 126.899 | 5.641 |
| well here we go | 131.039 | 4.021 |
| I'll punch out of it yeah oh [ __ ] I'm | 132.54 | 4.5 |
| trying to run oh [ __ ] there's the Giga | 135.06 | 5.24 |
| how are you how are you | 137.04 | 3.26 |
| Simon hopefully you'll spawn at the | 141.239 | 3.0 |
| right | 143.16 | 3.24 |
| way our sleeping bags aren't even here | 144.239 | 5.22 |
| dude we're destroyed oh that piece of | 146.4 | 6.479 |
| [ __ ] hey wow what look at them | 149.459 | 6.0 |
| whoops well I'll see you in a bit Simon | 152.879 | 4.621 |
| wins a bit like what am I doing flying | 155.459 | 4.5 |
| back there I guess you're flying uh uh | 157.5 | 4.5 |
| whatever you can here I see your bird it | 159.959 | 4.92 |
| landed what is a giga doing here I don't | 162.0 | 5.28 |
| know a damn thing I thought it was gonna | 164.879 | 4.351 |
| be you don't | 167.28 | 5.08 |
| [Music] | 169.23 | 3.13 |
| know | 173.819 | 2.0 |
| I'll see you soon bud | 182.66 | 3.6 |
| all right fellas in I think five four | 187.14 | 6.54 |
| five what three seconds you idiot yeah | 190.5 | 5.519 |
| but like what's happening oh we got | 193.68 | 4.22 |
| another one oh | 196.019 | 4.681 |
| look at this all right and Boop let's | 197.9 | 5.68 |
| imprint oh hello | 200.7 | 4.2 |
| [Music] | 203.58 | 5.64 |
| hello that's great all right listen | 204.9 | 6.66 |
| you know with the baby with beavers yes | 209.22 | 4.26 |
| we should make them oh I need blood okay | 211.56 | 3.48 |
| yeah let me put a little blood in your | 213.48 | 3.0 |
| buddy there you go you're gonna grow up | 215.04 | 3.72 |
| begging strong little Kevin Jr hi | 216.48 | 5.7 |
| recipes Mr Kevin Conroy by the way okay | 218.76 | 5.94 |
| will you stop it it's adorable I know | 222.18 | 4.38 |
| it's adorable but you're not | 224.7 | 2.94 |
| foreign | 226.56 | 3.959 |
| I'm sorry it's okay I'll get over it | 227.64 | 5.159 |
| you're right | 230.519 | 4.8 |
| you ready buddy as ready as I'm gonna be | 232.799 | 6.601 |
| me too me too I didn't see that | 235.319 | 6.84 |
| piece of [ __ ] right right I I'm not I'm | 239.4 | 3.96 |
| not feeling good about leaving right now | 242.159 | 2.461 |
| but we got to get something done today | 243.36 | 2.879 |
| all right yeah we got to do this is for | 244.62 | 3.66 |
| the people this isn't even for us you | 246.239 | 3.72 |
| know yeah hold on I gotta I gotta hide | 248.28 | 4.2 |
| my hat I need to hide that hat all right | 249.959 | 5.521 |
| now I'm feeling good yeah got the Sharks | 252.48 | 4.379 |
| I think we're good to go got to kill a | 255.48 | 2.999 |
| few things here I'll tell you what I | 256.859 | 3.66 |
| just want to address this this is a body | 258.479 | 4.881 |
| that's me earlier yeah what's up oh um | 260.519 | 5.341 |
| if we had a chance to kill their baby | 263.36 | 3.94 |
| animals we would have without | 265.86 | 3.72 |
| questioning a heartbeat but the fact | 267.3 | 4.8 |
| that their baby animal attempting | 269.58 | 5.1 |
| Killers how dare they right even though | 272.1 | 5.22 |
| like what uh the baby animals oh | 274.68 | 4.38 |
| remember when the brother tried to | 277.32 | 4.2 |
| failed right they did but they well they | 279.06 | 4.38 |
| didn't they didn't try the babies they | 281.52 | 4.26 |
| were trying to drop animals into our | 283.44 | 4.62 |
| Nursery they knew's a nursery I think | 285.78 | 3.84 |
| they had some they must have been oh | 288.06 | 3.98 |
| watch out | 289.62 | 2.42 |
| anyway yeah | 292.5 | 3.979 |
| [Music] | 293.79 | 7.05 |
| son of a [ __ ] it was a freaking spider | 296.479 | 7.481 |
| damn spiders all right all right hello | 300.84 | 4.919 |
| kangaroo you know you hang around with | 303.96 | 3.54 |
| the shitty place yeah why would you be | 305.759 | 3.72 |
| here yeah seriously why are we coming | 307.5 | 4.62 |
| here again I don't know you wanted to go | 309.479 | 5.16 |
| you wanted to go into a pool with sharks | 312.12 | 5.34 |
| down here ah trying to entertain the | 314.639 | 4.801 |
| people all right well that's fine good | 317.46 | 4.38 |
| for you I think that's a a noble it's | 319.44 | 6.599 |
| noble noble it's like a night yeah a | 321.84 | 7.04 |
| noble Knight it's me | 326.039 | 5.121 |
| [Music] | 328.88 | 5.259 |
| all right is that all the jellyfish I'm | 331.16 | 4.84 |
| not sure man I feel like I think I'm | 334.139 | 3.12 |
| just gonna go for it I need my things | 336.0 | 3.9 |
| okay I got killed by a Megalodon and a | 337.259 | 4.681 |
| jellyfish so hopefully the Megalodon's | 339.9 | 3.72 |
| not there anymore that one seems alive | 341.94 | 3.72 |
| right see it to the right I don't know | 343.62 | 4.2 |
| it's not coming towards my Direction so | 345.66 | 4.16 |
| I'm gonna choose to think it's dead | 347.82 | 4.439 |
| yeah it's just hanging out you got | 349.82 | 4.659 |
| enough air I mean I don't have any other | 352.259 | 4.261 |
| choices do we have scuba gear oh we have | 354.479 | 4.201 |
| beavers we got two beavers left that's | 356.52 | 3.66 |
| better you can hook yourself to a beaver | 358.68 | 3.299 |
| I'm too afraid to lose Beamers I lost | 360.18 | 4.019 |
| skunk today I love hooking myself to a | 361.979 | 5.22 |
| beach I do I'm close to bag how's your | 364.199 | 5.461 |
| air it is halfway if anything I will get | 367.199 | 4.681 |
| my items slightly closer to the base | 369.66 | 4.319 |
| yellow Batman's really enjoying this oh | 371.88 | 4.92 |
| little Batman's yellow not the most | 373.979 | 4.201 |
| insightful commentary I'm kind of | 376.8 | 3.3 |
| focusing you're making me nervous you've | 378.18 | 4.32 |
| been on a long time I'm not gonna make | 380.1 | 4.56 |
| it neebs lastly | 382.5 | 3.6 |
| I'm probably gonna drive but I'm | 384.66 | 5.18 |
| carrying my things completely closer | 386.1 | 3.74 |
| let's go oh yeah I can't take it anymore | 394.28 | 4.9 |
| oh I'm feeling pain it makes me feel | 397.5 | 3.919 |
| alive | 399.18 | 2.239 |
| [Music] | 407.06 | 3.79 |
| you drowned like a man | 415.819 | 3.72 |
| [Music] | 419.69 | 3.12 |
| he got close yellow Batman approved | 424.22 | 4.86 |
| what do you think buddy man I think | 429.9 | 4.44 |
| we're here and we might as well try it | 431.759 | 4.56 |
| here there are so many saber-toothed | 434.34 | 6.06 |
| salmon I know it seems just like do you | 436.319 | 6.181 |
| think it'd be good to I don't know I | 440.4 | 3.299 |
| mean like you're gonna have to what | 442.5 | 3.78 |
| throw the cryopod in the water and then | 443.699 | 4.681 |
| jump on the shark okay yeah this whole | 446.28 | 4.38 |
| thing feels like a mistake doesn't it it | 448.38 | 4.379 |
| is a mistake you going down there and | 450.66 | 5.18 |
| not being able to get back up yeah | 452.759 | 6.901 |
| that was like a really big mistake I I | 455.84 | 6.16 |
| feel like I've killed 50 and oh God it's | 459.66 | 4.08 |
| like a horror movie all right maybe I | 462.0 | 4.44 |
| should watch you yeah let's watch me you | 463.74 | 4.56 |
| try to cover me but I'm not gonna be | 466.44 | 3.12 |
| able to cover you but you know what you | 468.3 | 2.76 |
| have a cryopod in you though it's like | 469.56 | 3.84 |
| if you get killed and your shark then | 471.06 | 4.199 |
| I'm [ __ ] you got one in your pocket | 473.4 | 4.26 |
| you should let them both go all right I | 475.259 | 3.901 |
| just don't know what they're set to hey | 477.66 | 3.12 |
| buddy do they have all set I'll have | 479.16 | 3.539 |
| settles yeah yeah they should all right | 480.78 | 3.0 |
| well no you should have dropped the | 482.699 | 3.181 |
| other one well I didn't I know that that | 483.78 | 4.199 |
| was the key and that that could still | 485.88 | 4.98 |
| happen yeah I can get down there are you | 487.979 | 4.981 |
| uh I'm coming down stop it right okay | 490.86 | 3.179 |
| easy | 492.96 | 3.6 |
| um here's the next one nope nope nope | 494.039 | 4.681 |
| now you're up now you're gonna get it | 496.56 | 4.02 |
| that's no good that's not good not a | 498.72 | 4.62 |
| good thing oh no okay here get off me | 500.58 | 6.179 |
| yeah out out watch out well that's good | 503.34 | 5.579 |
| that you can get up here who's that hey | 506.759 | 4.5 |
| get in here let me get oh I tried to eat | 508.919 | 4.021 |
| all right he's supposed to get in come | 511.259 | 4.14 |
| on guys you can't do it it's not doing | 512.94 | 4.56 |
| it you can't get enough heat and there's | 515.399 | 3.781 |
| another yep why aren't you getting them | 517.5 | 3.24 |
| uh I'd like to get on it I want to get | 519.18 | 4.62 |
| on I'd like that nope keep on as easy as | 520.74 | 5.039 |
| to get in isn't it yeah why why can't we | 523.8 | 3.78 |
| what's going on here I'm not sure what's | 525.779 | 3.541 |
| even happening I'm not sure we're not | 527.58 | 3.18 |
| gonna get out of this [ __ ] water we | 529.32 | 3.72 |
| just because we're I was riding one you | 530.76 | 4.139 |
| were are you kidding this happened what | 533.04 | 3.12 |
| is going on right why are you just | 534.899 | 3.361 |
| hanging out in here pal I can't change | 536.16 | 3.78 |
| their behavior you're not gonna let | 538.26 | 3.54 |
| you're gonna let me access it I can | 539.94 | 3.72 |
| level her up look at this I'm leveling | 541.8 | 4.08 |
| up I can't do that that's perfect I'm | 543.66 | 3.96 |
| glad you guys are up on what the [ __ ] is | 545.88 | 4.86 |
| happening come on man come on really | 547.62 | 5.399 |
| there's a I can't even level it up even | 550.74 | 4.62 |
| though it says that I could | 553.019 | 4.801 |
| um oh good I can change the name that's | 555.36 | 3.84 |
| what I want to do right here oh that's | 557.82 | 4.079 |
| great good let's change Apple to useless | 559.2 | 5.54 |
| oh my God | 561.899 | 2.841 |
| I can't do anything | 567.3 | 3.5 |
| all right thanks for the lift neebs | 572.22 | 4.08 |
| you're welcome anytime thanks for riding | 574.08 | 4.5 |
| uh Neve's taxi oh man I got the man I | 576.3 | 3.36 |
| wish you got the grapple back that's | 578.58 | 2.819 |
| dumb right it is kind of dumb grapples | 579.66 | 3.359 |
| seem reusable exactly it should be | 581.399 | 3.301 |
| reusable but it's gross it has blood all | 583.019 | 4.26 |
| over it now you can wash a grapple all | 584.7 | 4.199 |
| right you guys go I'm gonna go work on | 587.279 | 3.301 |
| trying to get more beavers at you guys | 588.899 | 3.721 |
| and get a sacrifice to whatever God you | 590.58 | 4.08 |
| believe in there you go let's get so | 592.62 | 4.38 |
| many we can't screw it up okay okay hey | 594.66 | 4.2 |
| no problem I'm great at getting Beaver | 597.0 | 3.24 |
| memes I don't know if I believe in | 598.86 | 3.12 |
| anything the Beavers might be burning | 600.24 | 3.24 |
| but don't you or not I don't know what | 601.98 | 2.82 |
| you're talking about right now all right | 603.48 | 3.6 |
| let's move on | 604.8 | 5.28 |
| foreign | 607.08 | 3.0 |
| we're about to answer the age-old | 610.76 | 4.84 |
| question can you tame a beaver with a | 613.14 | 4.319 |
| slingshot because I forgot trank darts | 615.6 | 5.1 |
| and I'm already way out here so he met | 617.459 | 5.601 |
| some minting Phase 10 come on beavers | 620.7 | 4.68 |
| who's hungry yeah oh that's another | 623.06 | 3.94 |
| skunky one I think Anthony would like | 625.38 | 4.38 |
| you okay oh I love I love how | 627.0 | 4.399 |
| maneuverable | 629.76 | 4.88 |
| all right follow me yeah there you go oh | 631.399 | 6.341 |
| we got donkey monkey let's see look none | 634.64 | 4.78 |
| of them are gonna get a flank oh wait I | 637.74 | 2.88 |
| see another one coming up is it coming | 639.42 | 2.94 |
| up this way hey come on up come on up | 640.62 | 4.02 |
| over there yeah there we go all right | 642.36 | 3.84 |
| but you yeah you don't need to go to | 644.64 | 2.759 |
| that side why don't you come up oh | 646.2 | 2.34 |
| you're gonna go around don't go around | 647.399 | 3.421 |
| go up like your brothers like your dumb | 648.54 | 3.84 |
| brothers yep all right just gonna start | 650.82 | 3.54 |
| popping them in the face I should have | 652.38 | 4.98 |
| brought train here there we go it's a | 654.36 | 3.78 |
| thriver | 657.36 | 2.82 |
| what are you a level 50. you're cute oh | 658.14 | 4.62 |
| you're nice and brown okay I think three | 660.18 | 5.04 |
| God is three enough how many rocks do I | 662.76 | 5.28 |
| got I got 200 rocks so guys we're gonna | 665.22 | 5.1 |
| be here a minute this is my day this is | 668.04 | 4.2 |
| what I'm doing with my life | 670.32 | 3.86 |
| slingshot and beavers | 672.24 | 4.74 |
| uh I should really question what got me | 674.18 | 4.98 |
| here | 676.98 | 4.2 |
| neeb did you ever wonder what got us | 679.16 | 3.82 |
| here I think that's a wild one Anthony | 681.18 | 4.56 |
| what that wyvern oh yeah I'm not | 682.98 | 4.26 |
| concerned with that I'm having more of | 685.74 | 3.48 |
| an existential crisis yeah I don't know | 687.24 | 3.719 |
| man you should stay away from Deep stuff | 689.22 | 6.239 |
| I've heard you talk okay so we need um | 690.959 | 5.88 |
| you know what I'm talking about no I'm | 695.459 | 2.761 |
| not very deep I don't understand me | 696.839 | 3.601 |
| either so imagine me and you both doing | 698.22 | 5.179 |
| it together we'll combine them demand it | 700.44 | 4.98 |
| do you see one is that what we're | 703.399 | 3.701 |
| searching for yeah I thought we were | 705.42 | 3.84 |
| looking for Penguins no man polymer | 707.1 | 3.859 |
| don't you murder Penguins | 709.26 | 4.259 |
| you want to kill that ah man there's a | 710.959 | 4.421 |
| lot of wyverns out man okay but I see | 713.519 | 3.361 |
| two of them in the trees right there so | 715.38 | 4.139 |
| should we planted yeah two mantis okay | 716.88 | 4.62 |
| let's just be aware of where that wyvern | 719.519 | 3.781 |
| is I'm wearing those rocks how do I pick | 721.5 | 3.66 |
| up a Manton can we pick them up I don't | 723.3 | 3.479 |
| know but maybe we can move them further | 725.16 | 3.359 |
| away uh listen we want to kill them with | 726.779 | 3.361 |
| the bats but don't Harvest them with the | 728.519 | 4.141 |
| bats okay all right let's see if we can | 730.14 | 4.319 |
| kill one by picking it up how do you | 732.66 | 6.619 |
| pick it up uh right click and come here | 734.459 | 4.82 |
| just relax relax babes I'm gonna set you | 739.74 | 3.9 |
| down try to get you somewhere safe oh | 742.32 | 4.4 |
| this shit's getting too deep for me | 743.64 | 5.22 |
| now's not a good time after all we're a | 746.72 | 4.42 |
| little busy a lot of trouble what's up | 748.86 | 4.56 |
| buddy you guys have any drink darts I'm | 751.14 | 3.72 |
| trying to knock out these beavers with a | 753.42 | 2.58 |
| slingshot they just ain't working | 754.86 | 3.659 |
| there's four of them now we got oh man | 756.0 | 3.959 |
| we got stuff at the base but we don't | 758.519 | 3.601 |
| have any drink darzones okay I have 23 | 759.959 | 4.201 |
| trach darts on me actually don't need | 762.12 | 3.959 |
| those streak through me neebs 23 oh | 764.16 | 3.239 |
| sorry Anthony whatever you guys are | 766.079 | 2.401 |
| doing what you're doing can you bring me | 767.399 | 2.401 |
| some trank darts I'm gonna keep trying | 768.48 | 3.419 |
| this slingshot thing but so far this | 769.8 | 3.36 |
| ain't working have a tree of clubbing | 771.899 | 2.94 |
| them in the face no I'm not getting in | 773.16 | 3.96 |
| there Anthony you oh hey you go I'll | 774.839 | 3.721 |
| stay and do this all right all right | 777.12 | 4.92 |
| train delivery service away so many | 778.56 | 6.54 |
| wyverns jeez to be or not to be that is | 782.04 | 4.56 |
| the question | 785.1 | 5.479 |
| oh it's five of them now good | 786.6 | 3.979 |
| that's a problem yeah this is a it's a | 792.72 | 4.619 |
| big part oh you know what what happens | 795.66 | 4.32 |
| if I do this what are you doing follow | 797.339 | 5.701 |
| them Ethel's got cryo sickness all | 799.98 | 5.28 |
| because oh they're like [ __ ] useless | 803.04 | 4.919 |
| for a while because of cryo sickness oh | 805.26 | 5.4 |
| unconscious how long does that last I | 807.959 | 5.101 |
| don't know [ __ ] I just threw a freaking | 810.66 | 4.38 |
| grenade nothing happened another shark | 813.06 | 4.079 |
| was that ours yeah we well we had two | 815.04 | 4.979 |
| sharks right well three wait what we had | 817.139 | 4.94 |
| three | 820.019 | 5.341 |
| last week no I knew we had two I didn't | 822.079 | 6.161 |
| know we had three you did know I did | 825.36 | 5.58 |
| know then I stopped knowing yeah you did | 828.24 | 4.8 |
| stop knowing all right well we wait for | 830.94 | 3.78 |
| Kraus sickness I guess I'm gonna put my | 833.04 | 3.18 |
| scoobs gear oh here you know what hold | 834.72 | 4.739 |
| on well don't do that what here we have | 836.22 | 5.46 |
| a raft okay this will be nice we'll | 839.459 | 3.901 |
| chill out here in the raft until we can | 841.68 | 3.599 |
| figure [ __ ] out I'm gonna hang on onto | 843.36 | 4.74 |
| uh Wilbur okay good we'll lead | 845.279 | 4.74 |
| everything away is thick are things | 848.1 | 5.039 |
| are they oh that shark is | 850.019 | 5.641 |
| ah what Apple's dead Apple's dead and | 853.139 | 4.44 |
| another shark is [ __ ] well I might | 855.66 | 3.419 |
| have just attacked I don't know what's | 857.579 | 3.841 |
| going on here [ __ ] dude this is a this | 859.079 | 4.741 |
| is a problem yep what is even what is | 861.42 | 4.68 |
| even I don't know what I'm just gonna | 863.82 | 5.1 |
| sit here and cry yeah no it's not it | 866.1 | 4.979 |
| sucks where's the blood coming from | 868.92 | 5.28 |
| where is it oh god oh no she's twisting | 871.079 | 4.081 |
| up | 874.2 | 3.84 |
| she's twisting this looks insane | 875.16 | 6.2 |
| somebody's trying to ring her | 878.04 | 3.32 |
| why can't I ride this oh because you got | 881.399 | 5.541 |
| the cryo sickness | 884.339 | 2.601 |
| yeah and see what see what that gets you | 891.62 | 5.38 |
| know where nowhere | 895.32 | 4.74 |
| [ __ ] god Ethel or the other one | 897.0 | 5.94 |
| whatever they were oh can we go home now | 900.06 | 5.54 |
| I want to | 902.94 | 2.66 |
| okay a lot of stuff here | 907.56 | 5.579 |
| um I want that mantis both those mantis | 910.86 | 3.419 |
| and I gotta get rid of everything else | 913.139 | 3.541 |
| though oh maybe I can he's probably | 914.279 | 4.981 |
| gonna jump off isn't he okay okay I need | 916.68 | 5.459 |
| this thorny guy yep there we go mantis | 919.26 | 4.319 |
| is coming oh now where are you going | 922.139 | 3.361 |
| where are you going uh there's two of | 923.579 | 3.961 |
| them all right attack quick here we go | 925.5 | 4.079 |
| all right get it nope don't don't eat it | 927.54 | 4.38 |
| don't eat it stay away okay don't eat it | 929.579 | 4.44 |
| don't eat it what'd I say what I just | 931.92 | 5.82 |
| spit that out ah come on man all right | 934.019 | 6.781 |
| now you stay still here we go get it | 937.74 | 5.219 |
| baby oh nope where are you going get up | 940.8 | 4.8 |
| here come on give it to him here we go | 942.959 | 5.641 |
| oh yeah nope nope | 945.6 | 7.679 |
| you ate it you ate it ah okay let's keep | 948.6 | 6.14 |
| looking | 953.279 | 4.021 |
| yeah can you get both those active | 954.74 | 4.3 |
| skunks out of there | 957.3 | 3.36 |
| um like pick them up with a bat oh yeah | 959.04 | 2.82 |
| yeah I thought you wanted me to murder | 960.66 | 3.06 |
| them no yeah I managed to get one of | 961.86 | 4.56 |
| them down okay let's see drop it in | 963.72 | 6.72 |
| there's like a crane claw game man yeah | 966.42 | 6.479 |
| good get him out he's out nope he jumped | 970.44 | 4.259 |
| out okay yeah get the other one in yeah | 972.899 | 3.661 |
| and uh yeah keep an eye on them take | 974.699 | 4.08 |
| them away here we go away with you away | 976.56 | 3.899 |
| with you Bieber all right let's see | 978.779 | 3.601 |
| beavers what do you like to eat berries | 980.459 | 3.961 |
| and then goodbye Beaver man I didn't | 982.38 | 3.6 |
| even bring narcotics | 984.42 | 4.44 |
| I'm so wildly unprepared for this | 985.98 | 4.08 |
| Mission it's all right you just don't | 988.86 | 2.4 |
| need them because uh Brent was like we | 990.06 | 3.06 |
| need materials do all this do all that I | 991.26 | 3.0 |
| spent the whole [ __ ] morning getting | 993.12 | 3.42 |
| materials together that's true what | 994.26 | 3.54 |
| who's Brent | 996.54 | 3.78 |
| [ __ ] neebs you know who I meant | 997.8 | 4.979 |
| I just I'm done I'm [ __ ] done with | 1000.32 | 4.92 |
| this game it just started we gotta win | 1002.779 | 4.261 |
| oh and there's a beaver on me so keep it | 1005.24 | 3.599 |
| on the Beavers well | 1007.04 | 3.0 |
| I keep her weight you're sleeping on a | 1008.839 | 3.0 |
| rock uh come here skunk I'll fight you | 1010.04 | 3.919 |
| I'll fight you yeah | 1011.839 | 5.281 |
| oh God oh God it's bad | 1013.959 | 7.0 |
| are you dead how did you die and he's | 1017.12 | 5.519 |
| out and I'm stuck I can't move because | 1020.959 | 6.12 |
| I'm stuck on a [ __ ] oh god oh see | 1022.639 | 6.901 |
| here have some darker berries enjoy it | 1027.079 | 4.921 |
| taming Jesus | 1029.54 | 4.259 |
| it won't even let me go up this little | 1032.0 | 3.179 |
| bit can't get up that one I thought you | 1033.799 | 3.361 |
| were gonna gonna try to go across the | 1035.179 | 5.461 |
| waterfall no I was going this way I saw | 1037.16 | 5.7 |
| it different hey what I want my brain to | 1040.64 | 4.919 |
| go down okay hold on let me uh Gear Up | 1042.86 | 5.219 |
| geared it let's just take a peek right | 1045.559 | 4.101 |
| right might as well | 1048.079 | 4.381 |
| we've traveled we've done things see | 1049.66 | 5.379 |
| this is what you get for being like for | 1052.46 | 4.14 |
| trying well you know what you don't want | 1055.039 | 3.481 |
| to discourage people from trying I know | 1056.6 | 2.699 |
| but | 1058.52 | 2.159 |
| okay | 1059.299 | 5.041 |
| oh God it's dark it is deep that's what | 1060.679 | 6.681 |
| he said yeah I can and hopefully warm | 1064.34 | 6.42 |
| sweat is this the bottom I can't see | 1067.36 | 6.88 |
| anything I could see you I kind of want | 1070.76 | 5.12 |
| to change the gamma | 1074.24 | 4.439 |
| I helped a little bit yeah anything at | 1075.88 | 5.5 |
| the base of this like anything | 1078.679 | 3.321 |
| um | 1081.38 | 3.06 |
| clam shell that is a big clam shell | 1082.0 | 4.66 |
| anything else | 1084.44 | 4.979 |
| um is this for real just just this | 1086.66 | 4.5 |
| because we've taken a lot of effort to | 1089.419 | 3.841 |
| do this it's gonna be wow apparently | 1091.16 | 4.5 |
| impossible to get out of here that we | 1093.26 | 4.68 |
| that we know of ha getting punished for | 1095.66 | 4.259 |
| being what's the word | 1097.94 | 4.68 |
| um explorers there's nothing I mean | 1099.919 | 5.64 |
| except this clam shell is is definitely | 1102.62 | 4.559 |
| something but he can't do anything with | 1105.559 | 5.421 |
| a clamp no I mean it's it's nothing | 1107.179 | 3.801 |
| well we cleared out the [ __ ] evil | 1112.12 | 5.62 |
| hole oh wait there's another clam right | 1115.76 | 4.32 |
| here all right but what maybe it'll open | 1117.74 | 4.92 |
| its mouth if we tickle its taint I'm | 1120.08 | 4.14 |
| gonna tickle it right now yeah I'm gonna | 1122.66 | 4.86 |
| try it come on come on can you open come | 1124.22 | 4.88 |
| on baby | 1127.52 | 4.62 |
| [ __ ] [ __ ] if that opened and there | 1129.1 | 4.84 |
| was something in there like a pair of | 1132.14 | 4.2 |
| socks I'd be happy socks yeah I would | 1133.94 | 4.32 |
| take a blueprint for socks yep and more | 1136.34 | 4.5 |
| clams come on this is begging for sock | 1138.26 | 6.779 |
| placement oh my god wow what a clam test | 1140.84 | 7.44 |
| your feet love it fantastic it doesn't | 1145.039 | 5.701 |
| work it does it's better than this | 1148.28 | 5.58 |
| [ __ ] [ __ ] all right [ __ ] now we're | 1150.74 | 4.92 |
| gonna get out of here what I kind of | 1153.86 | 3.24 |
| just want to leave this shark here put | 1155.66 | 3.0 |
| it on aggressive yeah I don't want it | 1157.1 | 4.699 |
| anymore no you don't | 1158.66 | 3.139 |
| [Music] | 1165.26 | 5.44 |
| night vision is great there's a lot of | 1171.44 | 3.599 |
| great things about these man yeah no I | 1173.299 | 3.781 |
| love I can actually see everything | 1175.039 | 4.02 |
| underwater never been able to see | 1177.08 | 3.54 |
| anything anything underwater in this | 1179.059 | 3.36 |
| game all right how's your stamina mine's | 1180.62 | 3.36 |
| fine good okay can you make it across | 1182.419 | 3.241 |
| the water to this little see that | 1183.98 | 4.079 |
| glowing area yeah that's where we're | 1185.66 | 4.74 |
| headed everybody in I think I'm coming | 1188.059 | 4.381 |
| to the right spot let's see you there's | 1190.4 | 4.68 |
| one there's two sweet wait can I hang up | 1192.44 | 4.979 |
| I can hang upside down oh yeah okay nah | 1195.08 | 3.42 |
| it's all coming back to me I remember | 1197.419 | 3.241 |
| this dump this that's cool all right see | 1198.5 | 3.9 |
| a roller I see a bunch of ravagers we | 1200.66 | 3.3 |
| want to stay away from those God oh | 1202.4 | 3.18 |
| what's happening why are we here right | 1203.96 | 3.24 |
| here man is this what we want we're here | 1205.58 | 3.54 |
| for the mole rat right here hey come | 1207.2 | 4.14 |
| watch my back all right back watched all | 1209.12 | 4.2 |
| right nah you could get one of the moles | 1211.34 | 3.78 |
| and just roll it into their base maybe | 1213.32 | 3.359 |
| build a ramp and just jump right in | 1215.12 | 3.24 |
| right yeah they won't see us building a | 1216.679 | 3.421 |
| ramp outside there well not if we do it | 1218.36 | 4.38 |
| quickly here we go this is what I came | 1220.1 | 5.459 |
| for so we came for a Blue Rock yeah give | 1222.74 | 4.5 |
| me give me all that hide and metal and | 1225.559 | 3.661 |
| stuff copy that oh I know I know what | 1227.24 | 3.42 |
| you're talking about neebs all right got | 1229.22 | 3.72 |
| it all in this bag here we go here we go | 1230.66 | 5.28 |
| here we go again my weakness I'm gonna | 1232.94 | 5.41 |
| hang on the roof and watch dude | 1235.94 | 5.18 |
| [Laughter] | 1238.35 | 6.89 |
| [Music] | 1241.12 | 4.12 |
| look at me all the wings dude it | 1247.299 | 6.041 |
| happened yeah okay all right it's a wing | 1250.16 | 6.0 |
| suit it's wonderful yeah you excited I'm | 1253.34 | 5.339 |
| riding it back we're all done in case in | 1256.16 | 5.3 |
| case you're on look I'm doing something | 1258.679 | 7.141 |
| to text out neebs out perfect burn you | 1261.46 | 5.5 |
| with dragon | 1265.82 | 3.3 |
| small victories okay yeah short man it's | 1266.96 | 3.959 |
| a small victory for you I want big | 1269.12 | 3.6 |
| victories | 1270.919 | 4.981 |
| I want a big victory okay whoa the | 1272.72 | 4.98 |
| entire's office power just surged it's | 1275.9 | 3.3 |
| still recording thank God yeah good | 1277.7 | 3.06 |
| thing we got this battery back up holy | 1279.2 | 4.2 |
| [ __ ] see smile victory | 1280.76 | 6.2 |
| whole episode would have been lost | 1283.4 | 3.56 |
| I swear I heard my power You're Gonna Go | 1287.12 | 4.08 |
| nah yeah no the light there goes stop | 1288.74 | 6.05 |
| recording yeah stop recording | 1291.2 | 22.159 |
| [Music] | 1294.79 | 18.569 |
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