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SPACE TENTACLES and MOSQUITO MEN - Conan Exiles
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Conversation
neebs: Alright, guys, let's talk about our favorite video. SPACE TENTACLES and MOSQUITO MEN - Conan Exiles. What's not to love?
simon: I mean, come on! Mosquito men from space? That's pure gold! It’s like someone took my worst nightmare and made it a reality.
appsro: And don’t forget, I was kicking like a mule! Seriously, who else can claim they’ve kicked alien mosquito butts like that?
neebs: Oh, Appsro, you and your mule kicks. I think the real star was the robot joining the team. I mean, who needs a human when you have a robot, right?
simon: Yeah, I mean, we have enough trouble coordinating ourselves. Adding a robot was like throwing a wrench into a blender. Pure chaos!
appsro: And let's not forget the swirling tentacles. Those things were like the spaghetti nightmares you never knew you had.
neebs: Swirling tentacles and mule kicks. Sounds like a typical Tuesday for us. But seriously, that video was epic. Best one yet.
simon: Absolutely! Where else can you see Australians pooping in chairs and robots joining the team all in one place?
appsro: Nowhere but here, my friends. Nowhere but here. Cheers to mosquito men and space tentacles!
Hey fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you haven't checked out *Conan Exiles SEASON 2 - Episode 41* yet, you're in for a wild ride! This episode is packed with action and hilarity, and I just had to share my excitement with you all.
First off, can we talk about the mosquito men from space? I mean, what even are those things? They definitely add a whole new level of chaos to the game. And then there's Appsro. Wow, he's kicking like a mule in this episode! His moves are just insane, and I couldn't stop laughing.
And guess what? A robot joins the team! Yep, things are getting even crazier in Conan Exiles. It's always a blast to see what the Neebs Gaming crew will come up with next. This episode really has it all – from swirling tentacles to dancing immunity, and even some Australian humor thrown in for good measure.
If you want to support the channel, don't forget to check out their awesome resort merch and grab some Neebs Gaming coffee. Trust me, it's the perfect way to enjoy your favorite episodes. Plus, you can get 10% off with the code NEEBS10 at checkout!
Make sure to subscribe to their channel, follow them on social media, and join their Discord community. There's always something fun happening, and you don't want to miss out. And if you're looking for some gaming gear, check out Xidax PCs – they're powering the Neebs Gaming madness!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into Episode 41 and experience the hilarity and adventure for yourself. And don't forget to share your favorite moments with the community. Happy watching, everyone!
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The Game
You definitely should check it out!
Wow, I just finished watching the latest Neebs Gaming Conan Exiles video and it was an absolute blast! This talented group of gamers knows how to perfectly blend comedy and adventure into one entertaining package.
The episode starts off with a bang as the crew discovers some freaky swirling tentacles emerging from the sand. Appsro appropriately freaks out while the others laugh at his panic. This game always manages to throw crazy obstacles at the gang, keeping them on their toes!
When the intro hits, you know you're in for a treat. The Neebs Gaming intro music gets me pumped up every time. And the editing of the gang's antics during the intro sequence is comedy gold.
Appsro is in rare form this episode, delivering line after hilarious line in his unique Appsro way. Something about his final form in this game cracks me up! And the talking heads bit had me rolling. The editors expertly cut between the characters faces as they deliver absurd one-liners.
Just when you think things are under control, mosquito men invade!? The surprise encounters and battles with creatures keep the action fresh. The team works together to take down the bugs in an epic fight.
There are also plenty of hilarious moments like Appsro's dance moves granting immunity and the debate over "Golem" pronunciation. Neebs Gaming has mastered the art of blending side-splitting comedy with immersive gameplay.
And who can forget the unforgettable "Pop goes the hentai" line as Appsro eradicates foes. These guys come up with the most outrageous stuff!
The addition of the robot character is a fun new twist too. Between the robot's monotone voice and Wilbert the Golem, the cast of characters is as diverse as it is hilarious.
Overall, this Conan Exiles episode captures everything I love about Neebs Gaming. Their cinematic approach makes you feel like you're right there with the crew. And their commentary and reactions make for an infinitely more entertaining experience than just watching raw gameplay footage. I always look forward to their videos - they absolutely make my day!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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you think it's friendly I don't think so | 0.799 | 4.921 |
no okay no there's something about the | 2.76 | 5.759 |
the the swirling tentacles see bad I | 5.72 | 4.4 |
don't even know how to begin to deal | 8.519 | 4.0 |
with this I mean how could you know I | 10.12 | 4.28 |
mean it doesn't seem like it's something | 12.519 | 3.801 |
that we could do anything with you think | 14.4 | 3.68 |
an arrow you're going to try an arrow | 16.32 | 3.76 |
huh you ready hold on wait wait wait if | 18.08 | 5.6 |
we're doing an arrow here we | 20.08 | 7.199 |
go and aren't you going to be upset when | 23.68 | 5.439 |
it do reach no it's kind of what I'm | 27.279 | 4.8 |
expecting H would have been better if we | 29.119 | 4.801 |
had two arrows going I think it would be | 32.079 | 3.48 |
just like what I'm looking at but two | 33.92 | 4.2 |
two little balls of light exactly two | 35.559 | 4.721 |
double the light double the fun okay | 38.12 | 6.04 |
let's do it okay hold on and aim no not | 40.28 | 7.32 |
ready and release release was that | 44.16 | 6.16 |
really the release nope okay so yeah | 47.6 | 4.36 |
it's different than what I expected yeah | 50.32 | 4.2 |
I expected your to go towards the target | 51.96 | 5.119 |
yeah you never cease to stop surprising | 54.52 | 5.559 |
me | 57.079 | 3.0 |
you ain't going to | 60.44 | 3.88 |
me you ain't going | 65.36 | 5.16 |
[Music] | 67.84 | 3.81 |
youin | 70.52 | 1.96 |
[Music] | 71.65 | 3.28 |
[Applause] | 72.48 | 5.519 |
[Music] | 74.93 | 3.069 |
you all right let's see here uh I think | 79.799 | 5.721 |
this is it the potion of bestial | 83.24 | 5.199 |
memories bestial bestial yeah whatever | 85.52 | 5.36 |
crafting one all all right so now I got | 88.439 | 6.561 |
the stuff and I stay here and then I | 90.88 | 6.76 |
drink it boom attributes reset oh now | 95.0 | 4.2 |
I'm over encumbered because I don't have | 97.64 | 4.68 |
my attri okay so this is what I want yes | 99.2 | 6.32 |
all right so I start yeah I want to put | 102.32 | 5.68 |
it all in strength what was the other | 105.52 | 4.559 |
one I think it's was it Authority yeah | 108.0 | 5.799 |
and then was it agility no Vitality yeah | 110.079 | 5.561 |
it was Vitality see these three they | 113.799 | 3.36 |
have a little corruption thing at the | 115.64 | 4.68 |
end and waack said oh wait combo path | 117.159 | 4.88 |
Second Skin equip | 120.32 | 7.4 |
armor oo e combo finishers man so | 122.039 | 8.72 |
hard uh you know what let's do some | 127.72 | 4.599 |
armor I like my weight so yeah let's | 130.759 | 2.881 |
just crank up the strength I'm going to | 132.319 | 4.56 |
be so strong and boom choose a perk | 133.64 | 6.28 |
while below your heavy attacks ooh man | 136.879 | 5.801 |
I'll do that all right so now I have 35 | 139.92 | 5.72 |
of these orbs up top and the top right | 142.68 | 6.08 |
so I think I can start corrupting do I | 145.64 | 5.4 |
yes look at this there's one corruption | 148.76 | 4.88 |
I think I'm allowed 40 total oo now I'm | 151.04 | 4.64 |
over encumbered Scourge deal additional | 153.64 | 4.08 |
damage that scales with your corrupt yes | 155.68 | 3.96 |
so the more corrupt I am the more damage | 157.72 | 4.28 |
I do oh I'm going be the strongest | 159.64 | 4.72 |
sorcerer in the world what did I just do | 162.0 | 5.239 |
there mule kick your kick knocks back | 164.36 | 6.08 |
enemies further and knocks them down oh | 167.239 | 7.241 |
I'm going to go kicking today | 170.44 | 4.04 |
[Music] | 178.34 | 5.74 |
whack yeah I am mysteriously drawn to up | 180.159 | 5.841 |
here okay I don't know why it's a | 184.08 | 4.6 |
mystery it's a mystery to me cream pie | 186.0 | 5.599 |
okay stay safe so here we go I I don't | 188.68 | 5.559 |
think cream pie is the problem all right | 191.599 | 5.64 |
why why would I be lured here why let's | 194.239 | 5.441 |
see well I I don't know okay you might | 197.239 | 4.08 |
know but don't tell me yeah I'm not | 199.68 | 3.32 |
going to tell you yeah don't tell me | 201.319 | 3.681 |
okay what an interesting place hello I | 203.0 | 3.76 |
guess these guys don't Auto attack | 205.0 | 3.92 |
anymore they used to I guess we're free | 206.76 | 4.32 |
to roam around was so ready to slice a | 208.92 | 4.519 |
hat okay well I guess I'll go to the | 211.08 | 4.56 |
obvious look at you you guys are sweet | 213.439 | 4.401 |
sweet people huh you should check this | 215.64 | 4.28 |
guy out over here check him out yeah | 217.84 | 4.36 |
look at his outfit it's pretty cool Mech | 219.92 | 5.039 |
kamasa says spy yeah that's that's | 222.2 | 4.239 |
something would you ever wear a hat like | 224.959 | 3.48 |
that uh it depends on if it was raining | 226.439 | 4.601 |
fa okay yeah I like the outfit I like | 228.439 | 4.481 |
the outfit let's see all right thank you | 231.04 | 3.64 |
guys for letting us just tour the place | 232.92 | 3.599 |
openly clearly you don't worry about | 234.68 | 5.199 |
kind of nice Invaders huh what is this | 236.519 | 5.481 |
this right here whatever it is it's a | 239.879 | 4.36 |
bloody mess yeah it looks like something | 242.0 | 5.04 |
AB would like right torture and such | 244.239 | 4.321 |
that blood comes out of there there's no | 247.04 | 3.279 |
telling that's crazy guys what are you | 248.56 | 4.759 |
doing up here oh oh there's a head in a | 250.319 | 5.441 |
bowl you guys have a head in a bowl just | 253.319 | 3.801 |
dinner that's something you don't see | 255.76 | 3.84 |
every day right greetings Exile oh I'm | 257.12 | 5.24 |
talking I'm talking all right ooh learn | 259.6 | 6.08 |
acolyte upset I'll learn that I learned | 262.36 | 4.92 |
acolyte of set I'm going to talk real | 265.68 | 5.0 |
quick okay the loss of a body is a small | 267.28 | 6.44 |
matter the one who commands the obeses | 270.68 | 5.04 |
of many other B I'm talking to a head in | 273.72 | 5.0 |
a bowl right now that was it yeah hey | 275.72 | 4.84 |
we'll meet again okay we'll meet I have | 278.72 | 4.28 |
foreseen it I have foreseen it well okay | 280.56 | 4.96 |
listen I'm oddly drawn to worship set | 283.0 | 5.4 |
now all right sounds like a plan yeah | 285.52 | 5.76 |
cuz I don't think zath was the path but | 288.4 | 5.92 |
I'll bet Seth's the best bet you sound | 291.28 | 5.4 |
like a poet did you know | 294.32 | 5.04 |
it you shut your dumb mouth whack I'm | 296.68 | 4.959 |
just | 299.36 | 2.279 |
ding what's going on over there I see | 303.039 | 5.841 |
some green smoke that's probably right | 305.639 | 4.961 |
beneath this tentacle thing it looks | 308.88 | 3.84 |
like little octopus or something okay | 310.6 | 4.039 |
smokey octopus and we should go in here | 312.72 | 4.4 |
and try to kick ass we should definitely | 314.639 | 4.441 |
investigate right I know but I mean just | 317.12 | 4.0 |
them seeing us is probably going to | 319.08 | 4.32 |
aggro the whole Community we make their | 321.12 | 4.44 |
day okay but you know that that never | 323.4 | 3.84 |
happened it never happened you're right | 325.56 | 3.919 |
never wouldn't it be fun if just once | 327.24 | 4.28 |
right so we'll just talk about it like | 329.479 | 4.16 |
it might happen yeah grab a sip of water | 331.52 | 3.959 |
while we're at it do it okay we'll just | 333.639 | 4.081 |
come up this way and hopefully we won't | 335.479 | 4.401 |
draw too much attention and how we | 337.72 | 4.68 |
looking oh yeah now what is going on | 339.88 | 4.439 |
there I don't know it looks like a | 342.4 | 4.519 |
mosquito man or something should should | 344.319 | 5.761 |
we do like Arrow work from far away uh | 346.919 | 5.56 |
maybe draw find one that's not too deep | 350.08 | 3.839 |
see if we can't draw them out what about | 352.479 | 4.041 |
that what is this a fly guy Mosquito Man | 353.919 | 4.761 |
Mosquito Man okay yeah we're going to | 356.52 | 4.32 |
have to kill the mosquito man freaking | 358.68 | 4.04 |
me out maybe we hit a mosquito man then | 360.84 | 3.68 |
draw him back all right let's do it yep | 362.72 | 4.319 |
the one on the left yeah left one okay | 364.52 | 4.519 |
hold on now he's behind the fire yep | 367.039 | 3.961 |
he's behind it now he's on the right yep | 369.039 | 3.481 |
now there this is just like getting a | 371.0 | 3.56 |
real fly in what are we doing I'm | 372.52 | 4.44 |
following still the guy yep you just | 374.56 | 4.68 |
shot I hit something they did I had to | 376.96 | 4.28 |
take it because they were just too crazy | 379.24 | 3.48 |
y we take them down before they get here | 381.24 | 4.399 |
huh yep um why can't I aim down sight | 382.72 | 4.52 |
pretty powerful feel like this isn't | 385.639 | 3.201 |
working okay I don't know why it's not | 387.24 | 3.72 |
working okay I got to switch if they're | 388.84 | 4.12 |
chasing you so I'm going to stabby do | 390.96 | 4.92 |
something oh God that really that was | 392.96 | 6.16 |
very painful they hurt a lot oh it's | 395.88 | 5.0 |
okay and there's four of them yep hold | 399.12 | 3.76 |
on there's four of them yep I need to | 400.88 | 5.84 |
hit four as a low toan potion okay oh | 402.88 | 6.64 |
God okay missed me that time I'm running | 406.72 | 5.319 |
stab stab stab stab stab and I got one | 409.52 | 4.079 |
got one good for you I'm trying to run | 412.039 | 3.28 |
for my life I'm coming to you I just | 413.599 | 4.961 |
took a potion didn't I yep oh boy okay | 415.319 | 6.88 |
how about this guy ooh all right he just | 418.56 | 5.0 |
keeps | 422.199 | 3.641 |
dodging you all right I'm having a hard | 423.56 | 4.88 |
time okay but I'm hang there stab stab | 425.84 | 4.52 |
stab stab stab come on come on one more | 428.44 | 5.479 |
for you yeah got one come on baby come | 430.36 | 4.92 |
on give it to | 433.919 | 6.0 |
him who okay oh beautiful woo all right | 435.28 | 5.919 |
guys got something good on they got like | 439.919 | 3.28 |
crystals and sulfur and stuff yeah I | 441.199 | 3.4 |
don't I got don't got room for this | 443.199 | 3.601 |
nonsense yeah I'm pretty much encumbered | 444.599 | 5.0 |
as it is okay all right that worked out | 446.8 | 5.519 |
I'm very surprised that we survived I'm | 449.599 | 5.241 |
not we are very good at this oh good for | 452.319 | 5.0 |
you confidence is your middle | 454.84 | 5.359 |
name all right I see you up there I'm | 457.319 | 5.481 |
going to get close let's see still | 460.199 | 4.081 |
nothing got to keep an eye on my | 462.8 | 4.28 |
corruption cuz if I did this right I | 464.28 | 5.0 |
don't think I'm affected by your dumb | 467.08 | 6.88 |
dances anymore o oh look at that | 469.28 | 8.24 |
purple's not even going down ooh oh my | 473.96 | 5.56 |
God I'm so happy I'm I'm corrupted | 477.52 | 4.92 |
forever look at me look how corrupt I am | 479.52 | 4.32 |
I'm corrupt forever you whatever your | 482.44 | 3.12 |
name is and apparently I have a really | 483.84 | 3.44 |
strong kick can I I kind of want to kick | 485.56 | 3.199 |
you but then again you're also part of | 487.28 | 2.759 |
my tribe so kind I don't want to kick | 488.759 | 2.88 |
you but man I want to kick somebody I'm | 490.039 | 3.321 |
going to go kick somebody I'll be I'll | 491.639 | 3.641 |
be right back actually I won't be right | 493.36 | 4.239 |
back go [ __ ] | 495.28 | 5.359 |
yourself all right fir first up whack um | 497.599 | 5.56 |
these are very messy people yeah this | 500.639 | 4.361 |
this whole place is a mess yeah they | 503.159 | 3.44 |
don't tidy up at all but but they don't | 505.0 | 3.08 |
fight us so I don't care but they also | 506.599 | 3.56 |
don't have any loot there was nothing | 508.08 | 3.92 |
and look at this is this a Golem Golem | 510.159 | 4.44 |
Golem Golem yeah Golem goem Golem Golem | 512.0 | 5.24 |
okay exactly what it is let's see what | 514.599 | 5.721 |
Master carber hang has to say Greetings | 517.24 | 6.279 |
Wanderer oh hi I suspect an interesting | 520.32 | 5.959 |
and winding road has brought you to me | 523.519 | 5.0 |
it did a Winding Road did I am a | 526.279 | 4.921 |
sculpter a current medium is blood | 528.519 | 4.721 |
crystals all right should you bring me | 531.2 | 4.96 |
some okay I am happy to barter with my | 533.24 | 5.2 |
skills such as they are you know what I | 536.16 | 4.2 |
might bring you blood crystals I'm going | 538.44 | 4.6 |
to learn Golem Constructor | 540.36 | 7.64 |
oh oh what a day um goodbye I will bring | 543.04 | 7.479 |
blood crystals may I soon enjoy your | 548.0 | 6.12 |
company again and the blood crystals | 550.519 | 5.681 |
that you bring me yeah we'll see all | 554.12 | 4.56 |
right and then over here whack what was | 556.2 | 5.199 |
this it would look like a a a teleporter | 558.68 | 5.32 |
thing oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like that | 561.399 | 5.921 |
abro me yep oh transpor Stone do we do | 564.0 | 6.36 |
it are we yeah try yeah try it okay oh | 567.32 | 5.6 |
what is that recipe ignite uh I need | 570.36 | 4.28 |
blood crystals man they love some blood | 572.92 | 4.08 |
crystals yeah everybody up here wants | 574.64 | 4.12 |
blood crystals interesting they don't | 577.0 | 3.16 |
want a clean but they want a blood | 578.76 | 3.079 |
Crystal I mean if you had a bunch of | 580.16 | 3.28 |
blood crystals lying around do you think | 581.839 | 3.841 |
you'd keep the place clean I don't know | 583.44 | 3.32 |
I don't know what I would do with a | 585.68 | 4.48 |
blood Crystal well probably ignite this | 586.76 | 7.16 |
ah okay blood crystals and and gotcha | 590.16 | 6.08 |
man I can make Golems Golem go gol yeah | 593.92 | 3.52 |
we're going to have to figure out what | 596.24 | 3.64 |
that is Golem golum yeah we can make | 597.44 | 4.079 |
them now we've got a bunch of parts | 599.88 | 4.079 |
we've been accumulating so yeah yeah | 601.519 | 4.281 |
it'd be nice to I wouldn't mind rocking | 603.959 | 3.921 |
around and maybe go clubbing with some | 605.8 | 3.96 |
Golem Golems let's let's get this | 607.88 | 3.079 |
straight I don't want to say it wrong | 609.76 | 5.8 |
anymore golum or Golem yes what exactly | 610.959 | 5.231 |
[ __ ] | 615.56 | 3.56 |
[Laughter] | 616.19 | 5.41 |
you Simon I'm really curious about the | 619.12 | 4.92 |
Smoky uh octopus you think we should try | 621.6 | 4.919 |
to shoot it yeah please okay got it | 624.04 | 5.799 |
aimed up spark it bounced | 626.519 | 7.241 |
it bounced Y O Okay that was good maybe | 629.839 | 5.041 |
that's what we got to do take those out | 633.76 | 2.36 |
yeah do it I mean I don't know why we | 634.88 | 3.399 |
wouldn't right there's a guy see him | 636.12 | 4.08 |
he's coming oh yeah I do oh he's crazy | 638.279 | 3.761 |
looking is he oh yeah he's I'm I'm going | 640.2 | 3.52 |
for him oh yeah how you like the taste | 642.04 | 5.52 |
of that oh and that yep o and there ooh | 643.72 | 5.84 |
three shots and you out a man you're | 647.56 | 3.839 |
such a tough guy they were strikes | 649.56 | 3.68 |
actually three strikes and he was out | 651.399 | 3.481 |
okay just like in baseball huh yep | 653.24 | 4.32 |
baseball's a sport yep okay I just hit | 654.88 | 4.6 |
the second one are they a one Arrow | 657.56 | 4.56 |
explode yep yep hey guys come over here | 659.48 | 4.159 |
I just killed your friend that looks a | 662.12 | 3.719 |
lot more tough than you oh like that oh | 663.639 | 5.401 |
God I'm going long you sneaky you little | 665.839 | 5.601 |
sneaky guy all right I'll help you maybe | 669.04 | 3.4 |
thank you I don't want to shoot you | 671.44 | 2.959 |
though so maybe not I'm missing there we | 672.44 | 3.6 |
go got him in the head oh yeah and then | 674.399 | 5.401 |
one more for you y Tick T that boom Tic | 676.04 | 6.239 |
Tac Toe boom all right you take oh no | 679.8 | 4.64 |
you got your own guy sorry do oh God I'm | 682.279 | 3.521 |
been I've been hit down I should | 684.44 | 3.28 |
probably heal myself in some way I don't | 685.8 | 4.24 |
like how many people around me wo | 687.72 | 4.48 |
okay all right I need to quit locking on | 690.04 | 4.96 |
and run for a second okay you're going | 692.2 | 5.84 |
to miss oh you missing you oh God I'm | 695.0 | 6.32 |
getting tag team in the worst way jump I | 698.04 | 7.239 |
can never avoid that oh [ __ ] oh God okay | 701.32 | 6.84 |
uh down one for you coming one for your | 705.279 | 5.24 |
sister oh what about your cousin where's | 708.16 | 4.239 |
your cous just heard lightning oh just | 710.519 | 5.681 |
one behind me sugar sugar and monkey | 712.399 | 6.401 |
come on baby jump I still didn't do | 716.2 | 5.68 |
anything yes sir yeah yes I just took | 718.8 | 5.08 |
care of two and you got that guy look at | 721.88 | 4.6 |
you you want me to hit him I get him one | 723.88 | 6.48 |
shot done ready yep um finito sh or | 726.48 | 7.2 |
maybe two okay maybe three oh oh that | 730.36 | 5.279 |
time it didn't hurt me no okay good okay | 733.68 | 4.36 |
you got him yeah I got that okay | 735.639 | 4.681 |
lightning just brought in a bad guy oh | 738.04 | 4.88 |
all right that's a thing that's okay oh | 740.32 | 4.6 |
jeez oh I think I avoid it by Rolling | 742.92 | 3.52 |
that's the thing you got it's got to | 744.92 | 5.279 |
jump jump for you look | 746.44 | 6.199 |
but I rolled oh there's a bigger purple | 750.199 | 4.921 |
one you see that okay that's just fine | 752.639 | 4.921 |
oh the purple one no a purple beam of | 755.12 | 4.6 |
light and see how he's larger okay but | 757.56 | 5.079 |
it's blue to me the no the light when he | 759.72 | 4.84 |
came in it came in with a purple light | 762.639 | 5.0 |
didn't oh | 764.56 | 3.079 |
snap oh did you see that dive oh no I | 767.839 | 5.641 |
didn't be in the movie trailer okay I'm | 771.16 | 4.16 |
climbing a tree I'm trying to get out of | 773.48 | 3.799 |
here get off of these okay here we go oh | 775.32 | 4.72 |
he got three skulls yes he does it's a | 777.279 | 4.68 |
very bad thing I need to heal up drinky | 780.04 | 4.08 |
potion oh okay I'm getting better at | 781.959 | 5.281 |
this good good for you never mind one | 784.12 | 6.159 |
more these so you jump in the air when | 787.24 | 5.399 |
it's uh going to do that uh-huh here | 790.279 | 4.041 |
I'll bring them to you okay good nuts | 792.639 | 5.041 |
I'll do this o snap over your mama oh | 794.32 | 5.68 |
that didn't work that didn't work I | 797.68 | 4.519 |
tried to jumpy jump right and it didn't | 800.0 | 4.44 |
work I did the roll I keep saying roll | 802.199 | 3.801 |
and you keep singing that jump song | 804.44 | 3.6 |
jumpy jump okay you learn to jump and | 806.0 | 3.839 |
I'll keep fighting enemies | 808.04 | 5.12 |
um it's that it's alt that's what it | 809.839 | 6.56 |
is got me again I rolled baby okay I'm | 813.16 | 4.52 |
going to need you to tag out for a | 816.399 | 3.321 |
second yep I just did a little stabo | 817.68 | 4.44 |
uhhuh and another stab and another stab | 819.72 | 3.76 |
and another | 822.12 | 4.76 |
stab en counter complete suon that's | 823.48 | 5.4 |
right I went in there and then I did | 826.88 | 5.0 |
look at this roll oh good and you | 828.88 | 4.68 |
figured out roll at the same time it's | 831.88 | 3.759 |
it's alt I'll forget it but I know it | 833.56 | 4.199 |
now okay look at this did we clear the | 835.639 | 3.921 |
place out chop off that big guy over | 837.759 | 3.561 |
there look at the sky what happened | 839.56 | 5.44 |
Sky's clean oh look at that're we did it | 841.32 | 6.24 |
we're like Jesus where's that ball set I | 845.0 | 4.92 |
don't know is this one of them okay he's | 847.56 | 4.399 |
obviously the big one oh yeah I missed | 849.92 | 4.919 |
it okay I just killed it sorry you know | 851.959 | 4.041 |
that's what I | 854.839 | 4.12 |
do what's that say home of Mr and Mrs | 856.0 | 5.36 |
peanut I know that's been there a minute | 858.959 | 4.401 |
I think Mr and Mrs peanut are honestly | 861.36 | 3.839 |
dead killed them a while back this is | 863.36 | 3.399 |
just a guy that's perfect I just want to | 865.199 | 3.88 |
test my kick out excuse me sir I'm a | 866.759 | 4.32 |
powerful sorcerer now and apparently I | 869.079 | 3.721 |
upgraded and now I can kick the [ __ ] out | 871.079 | 3.401 |
of people so I just wanted to kick the | 872.8 | 3.24 |
[ __ ] out of you if you don't mind you | 874.48 | 3.4 |
talking to somebody man are you going | 876.04 | 4.159 |
crazy out here oh there we go all right | 877.88 | 4.16 |
you going to try it you shouldn't do | 880.199 | 4.161 |
that you really shouldn't do that nope | 882.04 | 5.039 |
nope nope yep see you shouldn't have | 884.36 | 4.32 |
done that you shouldn't have done that | 887.079 | 4.161 |
oh you going to try it again nope | 888.68 | 6.12 |
nope boom Oh my God yeah I can kick the | 891.24 | 5.399 |
[ __ ] out of people | 894.8 | 6.279 |
boom Oh this is great bam oh knocks him | 896.639 | 8.2 |
down too spap who Kaboom knocked your | 901.079 | 6.44 |
ass right on the ground takes a while | 904.839 | 7.68 |
though I wouldn't do it nope nope nope | 907.519 | 8.161 |
boom kick your ass right into the | 912.519 | 6.481 |
ground a big big bag big bag bag a big | 915.68 | 7.8 |
big b bag bag bag bag bag big bag | 919.0 | 6.959 |
bagag sweet now I kick the [ __ ] out of | 923.48 | 4.279 |
people for fun where's | 925.959 | 3.56 |
Simon uh | 927.759 | 8.281 |
okay and whack all set yeah zap can suck | 929.519 | 8.24 |
it I'll deal with that you want to make | 936.04 | 4.88 |
the other thing uh wherever wherever it | 937.759 | 5.481 |
fits yeah the Golem bench maybe right | 940.92 | 4.159 |
here next to it what do you think I like | 943.24 | 3.2 |
it cuz I got a bunch of Golem Parts in | 945.079 | 3.521 |
my | 946.44 | 2.16 |
placeo check that out I can kick the | 948.92 | 5.0 |
[ __ ] out of people now why' you well | 951.56 | 4.399 |
that's impressive yeah what are you up | 953.92 | 4.56 |
to uh I worship set now oh switching | 955.959 | 4.281 |
gods I love it I switch Gods like every | 958.48 | 3.64 |
other day all right yeah I I feel like | 960.24 | 3.839 |
you're Godless I'm not believe it or not | 962.12 | 3.88 |
well actually I kind of am I can't | 964.079 | 4.44 |
decide all right what what is this a | 966.0 | 4.48 |
guardian assembly station Guardian | 968.519 | 5.201 |
assembly for making Golems yeah making a | 970.48 | 6.159 |
Golem wait me like gem can be help | 973.72 | 5.2 |
precious is it Gollum or Golem we're | 976.639 | 4.76 |
just going to call them G's straight G's | 978.92 | 4.52 |
I can help that surprise you don't have | 981.399 | 5.961 |
to do you don't have to do that need I | 983.44 | 6.0 |
didn't want to do that either hi | 987.36 | 4.8 |
hi you okay yes what does we need in my | 989.44 | 5.0 |
Golem process I don't know just Golem | 992.16 | 4.84 |
Parts oh yeah Golem Parts sure get it we | 994.44 | 4.68 |
get those oh I might have some of those | 997.0 | 4.399 |
yeah I think we stole all them up uh | 999.12 | 3.68 |
what kind are we making first I don't | 1001.399 | 3.081 |
know here let me give you guys this | 1002.8 | 3.68 |
stuff and you guys uh you guys pick | 1004.48 | 4.4 |
through it and put something together in | 1006.48 | 5.2 |
there we'll put the arm in there oh wow | 1008.88 | 5.28 |
see it how exciting is it look at it it | 1011.68 | 4.399 |
assembles on the bench yeah that's what | 1014.16 | 3.799 |
I'm looking at man okay so that's the | 1016.079 | 4.24 |
head body man it's like building a toy | 1017.959 | 3.721 |
did I put that in the right spot did you | 1020.319 | 2.32 |
guys ever have those toys that would | 1021.68 | 2.639 |
like break apart like Crash Test Dummies | 1022.639 | 3.16 |
it's called Legos well Crash Test | 1024.319 | 3.52 |
Dummies but also I gu yeah I guess Legos | 1025.799 | 4.601 |
I I'm crafting it I'm doing it well I | 1027.839 | 4.161 |
mean | 1030.4 | 4.48 |
bam oh oh my | 1032.0 | 5.439 |
goodness I'm jealous of this what I | 1034.88 | 7.24 |
would do look at Dora's evil | 1037.439 | 4.681 |
ways who you hollering at | 1042.559 | 7.681 |
to oh oh my God it's like | 1045.24 | 9.559 |
Frankenstein yeah that's cool oh my | 1050.24 | 8.64 |
God what was that he said oh there he | 1054.799 | 6.161 |
goes so what what do you do with this | 1058.88 | 3.88 |
guy wh my way so there's a couple of | 1060.96 | 4.24 |
things you can have him follow you okay | 1062.76 | 5.24 |
or depending on the type of weapon that | 1065.2 | 4.52 |
they have they'll just Harvest stuff | 1068.0 | 3.799 |
around the area so like this guy will | 1069.72 | 3.959 |
harvest stone for you yeah I don't want | 1071.799 | 3.281 |
him to I want him to follow me and just | 1073.679 | 3.48 |
be my buddy yeah wait we built this guy | 1075.08 | 3.959 |
just to run around and get stoned it's | 1077.159 | 3.601 |
going to be my buddy hey buddy I'll | 1079.039 | 3.361 |
think of a name for you soon but it's | 1080.76 | 3.24 |
going to be a good one I bet it's going | 1082.4 | 3.88 |
to be buddy camel | 1084.0 | 5.44 |
kisses oh you can name him Rocky uh | 1086.28 | 4.68 |
listen | 1089.44 | 3.8 |
no I'm a little jealous of this base | 1090.96 | 5.16 |
right here Simon why cuz of the ouse no | 1093.24 | 5.08 |
I just like the location oh okay it's | 1096.12 | 4.16 |
great they got the great view lots of | 1098.32 | 3.8 |
sunlight yeah I mean it's pretty out | 1100.28 | 4.2 |
here is this an ous looks like an ouse | 1102.12 | 4.4 |
doesn't it oh this is as Tech as Place | 1104.48 | 3.679 |
yeah can't get in here there's a there's | 1106.52 | 4.159 |
a chair in there in which it's smeared | 1108.159 | 4.481 |
poop on there the the whole idea is to | 1110.679 | 3.841 |
get the poop through the chair you think | 1112.64 | 3.76 |
she knows that she's from Australia I | 1114.52 | 4.08 |
know they poop on chairs there they're | 1116.4 | 4.759 |
crazy okay well look at this though | 1118.6 | 5.76 |
she's got like one of every animal she's | 1121.159 | 6.161 |
like the Australian Moses wait not Moses | 1124.36 | 5.52 |
who's the guy with the boat um Noah that | 1127.32 | 4.88 |
was it yep what's this guy do just stand | 1129.88 | 4.0 |
by the well and he's going to want to | 1132.2 | 4.719 |
fight fighter man you serious stop it oh | 1133.88 | 5.039 |
boy I'm stuck in him look at this this | 1136.919 | 5.521 |
is great yeah okay no boy don't kill him | 1138.919 | 5.841 |
why cuz it's this is a te's guy I know | 1142.44 | 4.239 |
but I mean the thing is don't kill her | 1144.76 | 7.0 |
guy why not Simon why would you do that | 1146.679 | 8.24 |
he's attacking us what are we we came to | 1151.76 | 5.48 |
his house why did you come over here you | 1154.919 | 4.161 |
know that's what it's going to do I | 1157.24 | 3.559 |
wasn't going to kill him back so what | 1159.08 | 3.24 |
were you going to do just like let him | 1160.799 | 3.841 |
hit you for a while run away well I'd | 1162.32 | 5.12 |
rather kill him and then we can walk | 1164.64 | 5.48 |
freely but it's your fault this is your | 1167.44 | 4.16 |
the blood is on your hands I was going | 1170.12 | 2.72 |
to look at more stuff but now that | 1171.6 | 2.6 |
you're a loose cannon I guess I'm just | 1172.84 | 2.64 |
going to look at it from back here the | 1174.2 | 3.56 |
blood's on your hands is this a little | 1175.48 | 4.559 |
animal over here I think that's uh just | 1177.76 | 5.08 |
stuffed animal oh okay that makes sense | 1180.039 | 6.041 |
all right I won't kill it cuz it's dead | 1182.84 | 5.16 |
can't believe this is her life poops in | 1186.08 | 3.52 |
a chair and has you killing all of her | 1188.0 | 4.52 |
THS just | 1189.6 | 5.52 |
one all right now we want a good show | 1192.52 | 4.519 |
yeah let's test Rocky out it's not Rocky | 1195.12 | 3.96 |
this is Wilbert Wilbert yeah named him | 1197.039 | 4.201 |
after my father all right sure was your | 1199.08 | 5.52 |
father a Golem no he was a Wilbert okay | 1201.24 | 5.52 |
sure hey hey it's your Golem Wilbert | 1204.6 | 6.0 |
let's be it's a straight G uh let's go | 1206.76 | 6.08 |
bash some [ __ ] heads in Wilbert uh | 1210.6 | 3.88 |
Straight Ahead yep right behind you and | 1212.84 | 3.24 |
your daddy Wilbert oh yeah back over | 1214.48 | 4.12 |
here oh yeah come here let's see how | 1216.08 | 4.599 |
this do oh these poor idiots have no | 1218.6 | 4.0 |
idea they really don't they have no idea | 1220.679 | 5.201 |
what's coming oh no oh no oh no we're | 1222.6 | 5.36 |
being attacked and then Wilbert would be | 1225.88 | 5.48 |
like no not on my watch Wilbert go | 1227.96 | 6.68 |
Wilbert gobert do the thing Wilbert yeah | 1231.36 | 5.08 |
that's it Wilbert that was a good smack | 1234.64 | 3.84 |
come out do it again Wilber Wilbert | 1236.44 | 4.56 |
little quicker be great | 1238.48 | 4.6 |
yeah oh | 1241.0 | 5.28 |
no ah nice oh there's another one over | 1243.08 | 7.28 |
here wi oh no oh no hold on Wilbert | 1246.28 | 6.0 |
check this guy Wilbert I'll set him up | 1250.36 | 4.799 |
for you here you go boom get him Wilbert | 1252.28 | 6.32 |
oh yeah oh my God Wilbert and abro C | 1255.159 | 4.88 |
combo right there one more one more | 1258.6 | 4.68 |
buddy do okay wow I think that was a | 1260.039 | 5.241 |
Faking It Move yeah it might have been | 1263.28 | 3.68 |
wi you and me together we could conquer | 1265.28 | 4.72 |
the world that's not that's not how nope | 1266.96 | 4.599 |
Weber you follow me we're going home he | 1270.0 | 3.64 |
looks cool Dora I'm happy for you yeah | 1271.559 | 3.881 |
we can make more we got we got parts we | 1273.64 | 3.44 |
just got to get more parts let's do it | 1275.44 | 5.92 |
ABS out oh that that would have Wilbert | 1277.08 | 5.8 |
get him you love me Wilbert you'll never | 1281.36 | 2.99 |
hurt | 1282.88 | 4.64 |
[Music] | 1284.35 | 7.209 |
me fore | 1287.52 | 4.039 |
[Music] | 1292.0 | 14.67 |
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