Rage Cop Supercut : The Complete Meltdown GTA 5

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Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
thank you	7.22	6.039
all right good morning beautiful city of	9.3	8.1
Los Santos I'm on the beat	13.259	8.241
take a police yeah I'm biking it	17.4	4.1
no jaywalking you have a shirt on why do	21.779	5.221
you have a shirt off what don't you walk	24.9	4.52
away from me uh do a parallel	27.0	5.52
hey Terry you see you see this guy look	29.42	3.96
at him	32.52	4.08
unbelievable isn't it where	33.38	6.06
one half naked	36.6	2.84
hey how you doing there yeah you get you	40.079	4.861
guys have drugs You Got Drugs on you all	42.18	5.1
right I'm searching searching searching	44.94	4.92
your car get out get the [ __ ] out	47.28	5.34
oh yep you got drugs I'm running that's	49.86	4.62
clear sign they got drugs they always	52.62	3.22
run when they got drugs	54.48	3.419
[Music]	55.84	4.1
yeah see	57.899	4.521
[ __ ]	59.94	2.48
stop the [ __ ] vehicle get out of the	63.739	4.601
what the [ __ ]	66.72	4.34
hold up	68.34	2.72
[Music]	71.14	3.09
some people all right let's hit the	77.52	4.68
highway see if we can issue a speeding	80.52	3.419
ticket whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a	82.2	4.44
minute hold on I know this guy Bobby	83.939	4.801
Bobby what did I tell you about hanging	86.64	3.479
out under the damn Bridge with your	88.74	3.32
shopping cart	90.119	4.86
don't do it anymore	92.06	6.239
oh you got a problem	94.979	3.32
that's what I [ __ ] thought	99.079	6.461
we'll jump over that no no no no you're	103.38	5.58
not supposed to jump over fences	105.54	6.359
no jumping over fences	108.96	5.9
taking your money	111.899	2.961
all right let's make sure the highways	115.86	3.96
are clean whoa whoa buddy buddy you got	117.96	3.299
a permit	119.82	3.18
you got a permit you gotta you got a	121.259	3.481
license to drive that thing huh all	123.0	5.899
right pull pull it over pull it over	124.74	4.159
did you move that let's have a	129.179	3.861
conversation	131.039	5.101
pull the truck over to the side of the	133.04	3.56
road	136.14	2.58
[Music]	136.6	3.56
hey	138.72	4.5
Randy can you give me a hand	140.16	6.0
[ __ ] you Randy is this what you want you	143.22	5.96
want me to shoot your gas tank	146.16	6.12
I don't want to do this	149.18	5.1
um	152.28	2.0
see the trail of gasoline you're gonna	155.18	6.059
run out of gas soon buddy that's it	157.98	8.119
oh you're gonna run all right give it up	161.239	4.86
see that's what happens when you [ __ ]	167.18	5.559
with officer apps road now here here's a	169.5	6.9
smoker date but choke on your own [ __ ]	172.739	6.661
oh	176.4	3.0
[Music]	181.59	13.11
that's right you guys no speeding	191.42	5.34
no speed	194.7	4.52
this is what I like this is what I like	196.76	5.5
nice nice healthy environment everybody	199.22	6.06
following the rules	202.26	3.02
everybody could do that we'd all get	206.28	3.0
along	208.019	4.261
whoa	209.28	3.0
[Music]	216.1	4.58
hey all right stop pull it over whoa	217.58	4.719
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa stop stop	220.68	3.72
stop yep see there's the damage right	222.299	3.66
there	224.4	4.02
oh hello all right I'm gonna I'm gonna	225.959	4.741
need you to get your fine ass out of	228.42	5.28
here let's have a conversation	230.7	5.84
yeah I know	233.7	2.84
clearly hit	236.94	5.159
this I saw you this car does not look	238.68	5.58
damaged but I did see you hit this lady	242.099	3.72
I don't ever want to see you do	244.26	4.44
something like that again	245.819	5.34
now here	248.7	4.44
a little tear gas back on the highway	251.159	3.961
people heading back into the city	253.14	4.14
actually I'm gonna stop up here I know a	255.12	3.839
bar with some shady characters hang out	257.28	3.48
I wanted to make sure that no illegal	258.959	3.781
activities are going on there today this	260.76	5.659
place is a cesspool for [ __ ]	262.74	3.679
hey Margaret	267.74	5.04
everybody in here being cool	269.82	6.68
oh no you didn't oh	272.78	6.28
did I just knock both of you guys out in	276.5	3.699
one hit	279.06	3.359
that's why you don't screw with me	280.199	4.021
Margaret what kind of establishment are	282.419	4.141
you running here huh I don't appreciate	284.22	4.199
it I'm just trying to keep the city safe	286.56	3.78
Margaret I just want to do my job I'm	288.419	3.421
just trying to do my job Margaret is	290.34	3.18
there cocaine back here God there better	291.84	3.48
not be there better not be Margaret	293.52	7.58
Keela absent uh something whiskey rum	295.32	5.78
once again is this guy [ __ ] a tire	301.199	3.921
Margaret do you have a picture of a guy	305.34	5.06
[ __ ] a tire in your bar	307.08	3.32
what is wrong with you	310.58	4.48
next time I come back that picture	313.56	2.88
better be gone	315.06	4.199
oh unbelievable unbelievable every time	316.44	6.08
something weird happens here	319.259	3.261
I do like Margaret though she's a nice	322.74	2.76
lady	324.539	3.0
sometimes I like to put my lights on	325.5	5.539
just to give places faster	327.539	3.5
everybody pulls over yeah	332.3	4.899
kind of nice	335.06	4.6
it's a safe way to do things I want to	337.199	4.141
make sure I get home in time	339.66	3.3
but I also want to make sure nobody gets	341.34	3.299
hurt so if I put my lights on that just	342.96	3.66
lets everybody know hey I'm in a hurry	344.639	4.381
uh and I'm a cop so I feel like I should	346.62	3.96
be able to go you know above the speed	349.02	3.8
limit	350.58	2.24
is that how you think you pull over get	353.6	4.599
out get out let's have a talk let's have	356.639	4.161
a talk that's not how you do things	358.199	5.481
that is unsafe whoa	360.8	5.14
that's unsafe you're gonna get killed	363.68	5.94
all right let's head back into town	365.94	3.68
I love this city though	371.52	4.32
times like these where I just look at it	373.919	3.181
you know what it's a beautiful place	375.84	3.24
it's a beautiful place even though the	377.1	4.5
pedestrians and the citizenry here is uh	379.08	5.88
my opinion completely insane	381.6	5.4
but uh I wouldn't live anywhere else	384.96	4.739
this is home to me	387.0	4.33
he's home	389.699	4.731
[Music]	391.33	3.1
good day good day on the beach going	397.62	4.74
here and file a report and then get the	400.02	4.739
[ __ ] home hey Carlos I'm just here to	402.36	5.959
file my report uh	404.759	3.56
you always had that twitch oh what did	408.36	6.36
you do what did you do man you look	411.539	5.401
pissed you throw bottles in the cans	414.72	5.78
only container is that what you did	416.94	6.06
[ __ ] idiot let's see Heavy uh have	420.5	6.639
either you guys seen the schedule yeah	423.0	4.139
Carlos man I'm worried about you dude	427.88	4.3
son of a [ __ ]	430.02	3.66
can you believe they have me working	432.18	5.239
tonight it wasn't my shift	433.68	3.739
I'm sorry I was angry	440.78	5.259
hey Bill hey Ted Carlos said I could	443.46	5.06
take his car	446.039	2.481
whoop just ran a red light I seen you	449.34	5.88
buddy pull it over pull it over you	451.919	4.741
understand it's illegal to run a red	455.22	3.24
light sir	456.66	3.36
you understand what you you could have	458.46	3.6
got somebody hurt maybe even killed what	460.02	4.82
do you have to say for yourself	462.06	2.78
all right get out of the [ __ ] car you	465.96	3.78
don't run red lights don't run red	468.06	4.94
lights don't run red lights	469.74	3.26
unbelievable	479.78	3.819
unbelievable all right I'm gonna head	481.639	3.821
down to the Vinewood area that uh that	483.599	2.641
area	485.46	3.359
this time of night it's always crawling	486.24	4.859
with creepos this place used to be a	488.819	4.981
nice side of town now it's a [ __ ]	491.099	6.261
yeah all these young kids	493.8	3.56
clothing giving me interactions	498.62	6.78
[Music]	502.59	6.65
one too many burgers	505.4	3.84
okay you know I had a conversation with	513.14	4.839
a guy earlier about running red lights	516.0	4.68
Running Red Lights is illegal	517.979	5.101
do you copy	520.68	5.76
do you copy	523.08	5.58
get out of the [ __ ] car so next time	526.44	3.72
when you come to an intersection before	528.66	3.239
you run a red light I would like you to	530.16	3.66
stop and just just think about what	531.899	4.021
you're about to do okay	533.82	4.8
I'm not trying to be an [ __ ] I'm just	535.92	4.02
trying to protect the people of this	538.62	3.12
city I don't want anybody getting hurt	539.94	5.76
all right okay ma'am you have a pleasant	541.74	6.42
evening let's see	545.7	5.88
let's see pink sandwich	548.16	7.1
that's just clever innuendo	551.58	3.68
is that red hair	560.12	5.14
that lady has red hair	562.56	7.2
yeah that's not illegal but it should be	565.26	5.96
red hair	569.76	3.9
hey hey guys	571.22	3.82
look at this [ __ ] over here with a red	573.66	4.619
hair magazine	575.04	3.239
okay	578.959	5.981
all right I see you trying to run come	581.6	5.26
back here hooker	584.94	3.24
a problem with hookers that's how you	586.86	2.28
know they're hooking as they start	588.18	2.7
running and they can't run well with	589.14	3.3
those shoes look how fun and slow they	590.88	3.42
are I'm not after you citizens I'm just	592.44	3.959
after the hooker see look with those	594.3	3.84
heels see how much faster they are than	596.399	3.921
you	598.14	2.18
you stupid [ __ ]	600.54	3.44
yeah hey guys hey yeah hey man I'm here	607.2	6.36
yeah how you doing will uh it's not	611.1	5.04
shattering the head with a stun gun I	613.56	4.86
was going for uh I was going for her	616.14	3.54
back but uh	618.42	4.4
yeah she'll gonna be okay	619.68	3.14
are you gonna write it when you're	623.66	3.7
writing in your pad there	625.5	3.779
you get it right in your pad there will	627.36	3.599
hmm	629.279	4.68
she's gonna be okay right	630.959	4.681
you write the	633.959	4.44
problem you're right she'll be fine	635.64	4.199
next time what	638.399	4.321
next time what will	639.839	3.571
will	642.72	3.8
[Music]	643.41	3.11
sure	652.74	3.779
well that's what you get for hooking	654.26	4.06
here	656.519	4.5
this place man	658.32	4.56
it's a dirty element but I'm here to	661.019	5.041
clean it up I'm here to clean it up okay	662.88	7.28
let me check here you have headphones on	666.06	7.5
yeah take your headphones off so you can	670.16	6.6
hear [ __ ] around you	673.56	3.2
some people right lady I finally made it	677.459	7.161
back to the car and what have we here	679.8	4.82
[Music]	685.93	3.469
sun's coming up take this [ __ ] back to	687.24	5.94
the station give it back to Carlos [ __ ]	689.399	5.521
Carlos	693.18	5.0
oh wait I got an idea	694.92	3.26
[Applause]	699.68	3.43
stop	711.24	2.779
hey so Carlos I brought his [ __ ] car	717.079	5.221
back	720.3	4.64
what the [ __ ] are you looking at	722.3	6.82
uh [ __ ] late for work everybody move	724.94	6.459
forward	729.12	5.04
hey Bill hey Ted I almost didn't make it	731.399	3.841
in today	734.16	3.66
hey y'all I'm in what am I doing today	735.24	4.26
what the [ __ ] are you	737.82	3.6
[ __ ] move	739.5	2.98
ah	741.42	3.14
[Laughter]	742.48	5.24
oh boy ah it's a crazy day at the office	744.56	4.959
already all right what am I doing today	747.72	4.02
what am I on the schedule for all right	749.519	4.921
DUI checkpoint one of my favorites	751.74	5.159
I'm not cleaning that up by the way	754.44	5.22
not my [ __ ] problem ooh options let's	756.899	4.981
see the classic or the new	759.66	6.24
you know what the UI checkpoint	761.88	6.3
[Applause]	765.9	3.619
[ __ ]	768.18	4.68
sorry honest mistake all right let's get	769.519	6.76
this DUI checkpoint going	772.86	5.64
nice spot on the highway yeah highway	776.279	4.761
highway	778.5	2.54
oh yeah I'm thinking right here right	781.92	5.34
here is a good spot my lights on	784.139	6.601
right in the middle here yep yep yep DUI	787.26	5.28
checkpoint people all right sir have you	790.74	3.839
been drinking and driving	792.54	4.68
take that as a no I like your car very	794.579	4.44
classical very vacation Chevy Chase	797.22	3.48
great [ __ ] movie all right sir have	799.019	3.781
you been drinking and driving	800.7	5.66
wait let me look at your eyes	802.8	3.56
ah get out of the car	807.0	4.019
All Right freeze	809.1	5.82
oh [ __ ] I missed look oh wow this	811.019	5.341
thing's got some shitty distance all	814.92	3.719
right you win this time whoa whoa whoa	816.36	4.38
slow down there buddy	818.639	5.7
all right people DUI checkpoint	820.74	5.52
the car all right whoa whoa whoa all	824.339	3.24
right whoa everybody everybody stop	826.26	3.54
everybody stop where's my [ __ ] car as	827.579	4.741
an officer of the law I demand you tell	829.8	5.24
who my car is	832.32	2.72
okay okay all right fine you guys want	835.68	6.74
to play that way [ __ ] play that way	838.44	3.98
[Music]	848.48	3.09
all I wanted to know is	858.24	3.38
such a hard question	862.32	3.199
it was a white and black car it had um I	868.74	4.62
had like blue and red lights on the top	871.2	5.68
nobody no slow down	873.36	6.62
[Music]	876.88	3.1
going somewhere it went huh just	891.0	4.86
disappeared just walked away	893.639	4.32
all right I guess I'll have to go back	895.86	3.779
to the station I think what's going to	897.959	3.661
happen all right I'm going off shift	899.639	4.32
guys going home see you ask clowns in	901.62	3.42
the morning	903.959	2.021
a crazy day	905.04	2.58
[Music]	905.98	3.859
that happened all my ears are working	907.62	4.5
I lived in Liberty City for years no no	909.839	4.8
[ __ ] like that happen no one tried to	912.12	5.24
steal my car	914.639	2.721
look at this look	917.94	5.16
at it what's your problem	920.22	4.5
the way you're rubbing those hands I'd	923.1	3.239
say math	924.72	3.78
crystal meth	926.339	3.901
a little bit of	928.5	3.779
a little bit of crystal meth	930.24	3.36
a bit of a little bit of	932.279	4.321
methamphetamines just a little bit of	933.6	4.859
math just a little bit of math is that	936.6	5.539
your problem is it meth	938.459	3.68
you [ __ ] quit doing math I mean I'm	943.26	3.36
with you guys right we should	945.36	3.9
decriminalize the marijuana	946.62	5.54
but not math	949.26	2.9
okay	955.019	2.301
yeah all right you girls keep talking	959.0	4.779
about your [ __ ] chicken going to bed	961.019	4.741
and I'll see you [ __ ] in the morning	963.779	4.461
good night	965.76	2.48
good morning Los Santos	973.1	6.34
how's everyone doing this morning I	976.8	5.479
tried my best	979.44	2.839
that's what I dreamed that	983.16	3.66
didn't do it	985.32	4.56
all right what I gotta do today hey you	986.82	5.639
guys want to play baseball	989.88	7.22
what the [ __ ] Silver Furniture	992.459	4.641
catch it	997.199	5.461
so now you're no fun oh goodness just	999.48	5.94
all these people on the street right I	1002.66	5.02
know what I'd like to do to him	1005.42	9.31
[Music]	1007.68	7.05
[Music]	1022.91	15.209
foreign	1040.1	2.839
[Music]	1047.069	12.55
[Music]	1064.2	5.369
but I can't I'm an officer of the law	1071.96	5.52
officer of the uh	1074.78	5.46
oh hey Michael doing good	1077.48	4.8
Michael's a good guy you know I want to	1080.24	4.14
try this uh DUI checkpoint thing again	1082.28	4.38
Jesus	1084.38	4.919
Jesus people	1086.66	6.5
pull it over pull it over	1089.299	3.861
all right last time I did the DUI I was	1093.74	3.84
in the middle of the road and I think	1096.44	2.94
that caused problems so	1097.58	4.94
I got a better idea	1099.38	3.14
here we go all right let's see	1105.679	6.12
sober	1109.34	4.92
sober	1111.799	5.461
oh way sober	1114.26	7.799
oh yeah what do we got here drunk	1117.26	4.799
see that was so much easier than being	1124.419	3.341
down there	1126.679	3.841
The Sober Sober	1127.76	4.26
sober	1130.52	5.1
oh yeah wasted wasted at this time of	1132.02	5.779
day	1135.62	2.179
[ __ ] okay watch out everybody	1138.32	4.46
[Music]	1145.03	3.19
sober oh passengers drunk	1151.28	7.46
all right productive day	1155.24	3.5
[Music]	1159.84	3.24
[Music]	1166.3	3.15
do you guys see that	1169.6	6.1
oh man how awesome is that road	1171.98	8.78
all right Beach Patrol hey no smoking	1175.7	5.06
[ __ ] idiot hey get off that uh get	1181.48	4.78
off that phone	1185.059	3.801
the beach	1186.26	2.6
it's your nature the ocean	1189.02	5.7
waves crashing along the shore	1191.48	6.0
fine ass men	1194.72	5.06
oh what you got in your hand pal	1197.48	5.16
you got a phone	1199.78	4.42
whoa	1202.64	3.899
is it a phone	1204.2	4.44
ever dude do you have a phone in your	1206.539	4.26
hand	1208.64	3.899
enjoy the [ __ ] sights and sounds of	1210.799	3.721
nature	1212.539	5.041
this country has a problem what smokers	1214.52	5.84
and phone people	1217.58	2.78
enjoying my phone man	1221.419	5.76
hey bro I'm gonna ruin the beach I'm	1224.96	3.54
gonna ruin the beach but it's not gonna	1227.179	3.62
cigarette oh I just got shot in the dick	1228.5	8.179
oh oh oh oh my penis oh my penis	1230.799	8.38
it's nice I can see myself living out	1236.679	4.681
here	1239.179	2.181
see you guys oh you guys that whoa whoa	1241.46	5.18
whoa did you just litter	1243.559	3.081
no littering I map through the no-headed	1248.0	5.4
cop Boogity Boogity Boo I have no hands	1250.52	4.92
for some reason	1253.4	6.32
and ahead here whoa now it's back	1255.44	4.28
oh that's creepy you live in one of	1261.14	4.68
these places pal	1263.9	5.779
lucky oh look at you	1265.82	3.859
you're smoking's illegal	1270.5	3.24
but you're in the comfort of your own	1272.539	2.52
home so	1273.74	4.16
I'll let it slide	1275.059	2.841
it's not knowable	1279.98	16.319
[Music]	1281.65	20.25
smoking is illegal smoking is illegal	1296.299	5.601
thank you	1305.48	3.02
[Music]	1305.78	5.1
all right what am I on the schedule for	1308.5	4.539
want to go out there and beat somebody's	1310.88	5.039
ass oh look at this bad boy	1313.039	5.281
brand new vehicle let's see how she	1315.919	4.231
handles	1318.32	4.65
[Applause]	1320.15	5.899
[Music]	1322.97	3.079
oh yeah	1328.64	6.08
oh this bad boy has some speed	1330.62	4.1
well luckily I have this uh	1343.28	6.42
hydraulic system installed boom Oh yeah	1346.28	4.86
I can get some good speed here on the	1349.7	3.78
tracks let's do this	1351.14	4.38
train	1353.48	4.939
oh yeah here we go all right Highway	1355.52	6.44
sorry sorry	1358.419	3.541
great	1362.9	2.659
oh hey guys see my new red	1365.6	4.459
oh is that a ramp oh that's a ramp oh I	1370.4	3.779
bet I can jump over that whole hotel	1372.799	4.331
building I'm doing it	1374.179	3.031
[Applause]	1377.13	3.58
[Music]	1377.21	3.5
oh yeah here we go watch out people	1382.1	6.42
wanna hit this ramp	1385.76	5.659
it'll be awesome	1388.52	2.899
[Music]	1392.92	9.569
oh man	1403.1	5.28
hey thanks for patching me up	1405.1	5.5
Sheriff car	1408.38	4.26
I could see myself working here is the	1410.6	4.14
Sheriff's Office hey guys what's the pay	1412.64	3.24
out here	1414.74	3.419
it's a pay like are the benefits good so	1415.88	3.84
actually let me check out the town first	1418.159	3.841
I want to make sure that this is uh it's	1419.72	4.88
a good idea	1422.0	2.6
tattoo parlor I can get one of these	1424.7	3.959
houses you know I'd probably do	1427.34	2.339
something a little bit better with the	1428.659	3.181
Shrubbery people just simply just let	1429.679	4.62
[ __ ] grow around here for no reason	1431.84	4.38
this guy's got a lot of satellite dishes	1434.299	4.38
in his yard what is up with that hey hey	1436.22	5.16
guys how how's it going oh yeah I just	1438.679	4.201
noticed all the satellite dishes in your	1441.38	3.72
yard what's up with that oh there's the	1442.88	4.679
sheriff hey chef	1445.1	3.959
oh	1447.559	3.421
I really want to go ask him for a job	1449.059	6.781
sure see the gun fight yeah from here to	1450.98	5.52
help	1455.84	4.16
here I'll get this guy for you	1456.5	3.5
he's down I see him I see him Chef	1460.82	4.68
they'll never get away from me	1463.28	4.8
oh no you don't pal	1465.5	4.32
not in this town	1468.08	3.36
yeah	1469.82	5.099
sure forget him stay down Bubba stay	1471.44	5.76
down all right oh [ __ ] that went off	1474.919	4.981
Sheriff	1477.2	4.14
Sheriff	1479.9	3.42
Sheriff don't leave me we hardly got to	1481.34	4.38
know each other I just moved here what	1483.32	4.08
is wrong with your teeth why did this	1485.72	4.319
have to happen why why are you wasting	1487.4	4.259
your time with that guy that guy's dead	1490.039	3.361
I shot him in the face with a shotgun	1491.659	3.661
Sheriff's over here guys worry about the	1493.4	5.519
sheriff oh why why did it have to happen	1495.32	5.64
to such a good guy he was gonna give me	1498.919	4.461
a job	1500.96	2.42
didn't mean to do that in memory of the	1503.48	5.34
sheriff he was a good man I think all	1506.059	5.281
right heading back it's been a crazy day	1508.82	4.56
oh hey there's an airport any planes	1511.34	6.24
available oh hey you know who you know	1513.38	5.94
who's crop duster this is	1517.58	3.42
no matter if I tell you to get home I'm	1519.32	3.66
an officer I wrecked my car	1521.0	4.02
and uh I need to get back you know what	1522.98	4.26
I'm confiscating it civil forfeiture for	1525.02	4.44
some reason oh I got it I'm trying to	1527.24	3.9
land on top of this building okay if I	1529.46	4.68
hop out now just let it go it'll do its	1531.14	4.58
thing here we go	1534.14	3.659
okay I was really hoping it would land	1535.72	5.14
on the top of the building but	1537.799	5.161
in traffic don't land in traffic okay	1540.86	5.1
Jesus all right well	1542.96	6.86
man glad to be back in the city	1545.96	6.0
ow [ __ ]	1549.82	4.0
hey what are you doing	1551.96	3.48
just taking back in the alley in the	1553.82	2.82
middle of the day	1555.44	3.42
drinking a 40 ounce	1556.64	4.38
you have a problem	1558.86	4.74
hey guys Bad news I've had to break the	1561.02	4.38
new car but uh it's okay just get	1563.6	3.54
another one who's gonna pay for that	1565.4	3.72
taxpayers are gonna pay for it that's	1567.14	4.5
who yeah these idiots all of you are	1569.12	6.559
[ __ ] idiots taking one of the bikes	1571.64	4.039
oh	1578.96	2.42
oh	1583.34	3.719
wow oh God	1584.2	5.14
oh this is great	1587.059	6.12
whoa oh look at that thing	1589.34	5.52
well I bet if I time it right I just	1593.179	3.301
drop this plane right into the canals	1594.86	4.1
and then just parachute to the station	1596.48	4.61
and parachute	1598.96	3.699
[Music]	1601.09	3.969
oh there he goes go to the canals	1602.659	5.821
go to the canals go oh [ __ ]	1605.059	6.961
three oh [ __ ] all right coming in for	1608.48	6.199
landing	1612.02	2.659
strip joint all you guys are nothing but	1617.14	4.48
[ __ ] womanizers man you know that	1620.0	3.38
gotta be [ __ ] ashamed of yourself	1621.62	4.559
horny girls my ass horny guys is more	1623.38	4.779
like it right we're gonna be honest with	1626.179	4.021
ourselves oh man I just I'd like to go	1628.159	4.871
into that place and go off	1630.2	16.169
[Music]	1633.03	13.339
[Music]	1649.35	5.91
[Music]	1657.37	4.6
[Music]	1665.13	20.59
thank you	1682.419	3.301
[Music]	1687.12	8.18
[Applause]	1694.75	18.029
[Music]	1695.3	20.479
thank you	1712.779	3.0
but I can't because I'm an officer	1719.48	6.179
hey is the car ready yet all right I'm	1723.14	3.779
going home I'll be back in the morning	1725.659	3.301
car better be here I don't know why	1726.919	4.201
every time I walk home I gotta watch you	1728.96	4.56
guys just hanging out smoking meth	1731.12	4.86
sitting around doing nothing	1733.52	5.039
get a job you're ruining my property	1735.98	5.28
value look I live above Shenanigans bar	1738.559	4.321
okay	1741.26	4.62
you guys do mess somewhere else	1742.88	6.38
God good night	1745.88	3.38
[Music]	1749.63	12.149
good morning Los Santos all right time	1758.299	4.801
to go to work	1761.779	3.421
morning's like this it's beautiful I	1763.1	3.84
love going to work	1765.2	4.38
except for this [ __ ] trash oh good	1766.94	4.5
morning you dig through a trash can yeah	1769.58	3.839
yeah yeah great I swear I'm gonna I'm	1771.44	3.359
gonna move to a nice neighborhood one	1773.419	2.401
day	1774.799	3.181
places this place is [ __ ] you guys got	1775.82	4.02
the car back is there paperwork for the	1777.98	2.88
car	1779.84	3.24
oh there she is	1780.86	4.98
nice and shiny I like it thanks	1783.08	5.04
taxpayers you suckers all right all	1785.84	3.54
right I gotta get out of this part of	1788.12	3.84
town man this is depressing me I'm gonna	1789.38	4.32
head over to the ritzy part	1791.96	6.42
ah yes here we go the nice part of town	1793.7	7.979
hey how you doing sweetie you [ __ ] see	1798.38	4.62
the people that live around here do	1801.679	3.36
classy drugs like cocaine	1803.0	3.72
yeah it's still bad for you but at least	1805.039	3.961
it doesn't make your face look like [ __ ]	1806.72	6.0
what's this oh see there's a park a park	1809.0	5.88
oh it's a dog park oh I want to go play	1812.72	4.92
with the puppy oh who's a buddy who is	1814.88	4.98
your buddy yes you are yes you buddy	1817.64	4.44
come here boy come here boy	1819.86	5.699
come here boy what's this ow you're a	1822.08	5.76
good dog cats go away cats leave me	1825.559	4.5
alone I don't like cats you guys doing	1827.84	3.78
working out	1830.059	3.0
looking good	1831.62	4.22
what the [ __ ]	1833.059	2.781
is this a normal problem around here	1835.94	5.52
you guys have a cat problem don't worry	1839.059	3.6
about it I used to work in animal	1841.46	3.62
control	1842.659	2.421
oh no	1847.34	2.78
all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here	1851.6	5.16
but this park was gonna be nice	1853.94	5.459
oh boy all right [ __ ] now I'm lost in	1856.76	4.74
the Hills	1859.399	3.9
the [ __ ] I am	1861.5	6.36
hello anybody home hey jackpot excuse me	1863.299	6.48
ma'ams I I hate to bother you oh wow you	1867.86	3.24
guys are twins	1869.779	3.301
um got a loss do you mind if I just kind	1871.1	3.66
of peek over the edge here and figure	1873.08	4.199
out where the [ __ ] I am	1874.76	6.18
oh wow all right ma'ams uh thank you	1877.279	6.921
I'll be on my way	1880.94	3.26
thank you	1884.24	5.58
no you're welcome nothing how would you	1887.0	4.36
ladies like to take a dip	1889.82	7.509
[Music]	1891.36	5.969
Flash	1902.899	3.201
[Music]	1904.19	4.469
yeah use your manners next time you	1906.1	4.98
[ __ ]	1908.659	2.421
[Music]	1911.78	9.06
all right good morning Los Santos thanks	1917.2	5.62
for the coffee bean machine I'm on my	1920.84	3.36
way to work	1922.82	3.0
hey it's first thing in the morning guys	1924.2	3.24
you already taking a break	1925.82	4.5
oh oh yeah you scared oh you scared now	1927.44	6.479
get the [ __ ] the [ __ ] work	1930.32	5.599
you can lose weight	1933.919	5.041
I'm on the job baby what I gotta do what	1935.919	5.14
my little schedule for what I got what's	1938.96	4.98
the job the captain wants to see you	1941.059	5.881
what do you want [ __ ]	1943.94	6.12
what do you mean I'm being transferred	1946.94	6.22
[Music]	1950.06	3.1
foreign	1955.22	6.8
yeah yeah thanks pal thanks for the ride	1956.98	5.04
transferred to grape seed I've never	1962.6	6.86
even [ __ ] heard a grape seed have you	1965.059	4.401
huh	1969.679	4.441
you don't even give a [ __ ] how about you	1972.14	3.539
you give a [ __ ] no you don't give a [ __ ]	1974.12	4.5
you don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a	1975.679	5.22
[ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] you don't	1978.62	5.34
give a [ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] you	1980.899	5.461
don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ]	1983.96	4.199
you don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a	1986.36	3.9
[ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] you don't	1988.159	5.461
give a [ __ ] you don't give a damn you	1990.26	6.12
don't give a fear you don't give a [ __ ]	1993.62	4.5
nobody here gives a [ __ ] that's fine	1996.38	4.799
it's fine I'm going to grape seed catch	1998.12	5.34
my flight and how's this I gotta fly	2001.179	4.561
myself [ __ ] have the decency to fly	2003.46	4.26
me out there and I just use a Cuban just	2005.74	3.419
take the Cuban to the airport and grape	2007.72	3.6
seed I don't even know what that is	2009.159	4.921
this is Officer apps Road a tower I'm on	2011.32	4.32
Runway too I don't give a [ __ ] I'm	2014.08	4.819
taking off deal with it	2015.64	6.12
oh [ __ ]	2018.899	5.38
heading north that's all they told me	2021.76	4.74
grape seeds North go north you'll see	2024.279	4.14
the [ __ ] airport they said at the	2026.5	4.559
base of the mountain	2028.419	7.281
so I guess okay I think it must be	2031.059	4.641
did my engine just die	2037.059	5.641
if my engine just [ __ ] die oh yeah	2039.64	5.46
let's give him the shitty Flame	2042.7	4.5
let's get played or the engine dies oh	2045.1	4.739
God where am I gonna put this down oh	2047.2	6.5
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]	2049.839	3.861
where	2059.08	3.0
oh that hurt like a [ __ ] well I better	2066.46	4.5
start walking	2068.74	3.54
I just	2070.96	3.84
think that's Mount Chiliad	2072.28	5.099
so if I go this way maybe that'll take	2074.8	5.099
me to grape seed	2077.379	4.02
Maybe	2079.899	4.821
where's that Mount Chiliad	2081.399	3.321
oh boy I think I'm officially uh yeah	2085.0	4.679
I'm lost	2088.24	3.419
it's getting dark	2089.679	5.66
all right that's gonna be okay	2091.659	3.68
oh good oh thunder and lightning	2097.48	5.46
I'm lost in the middle of the woods this	2101.32	4.14
is this is this is perfect	2102.94	6.0
okay don't panic just hang out maybe we	2105.46	5.34
could just sit here wait it out through	2108.94	5.399
the morning [ __ ] [ __ ] me in the ass [ __ ]	2110.8	6.059
me in my little ass	2114.339	6.201
sweet white Christian Jesus	2116.859	3.681
stop stop	2120.579	3.321
why hello	2141.099	2.841
oh yeah oh	2148.0	3.9
I'm gonna have a donut	2152.46	4.96
I'm gonna have a donut okay	2155.02	4.62
okay let's just just discover that	2157.42	3.6
understanding	2159.64	3.479
all right I ate a donut feel a little	2161.02	3.599
better	2163.119	5.401
oh where the [ __ ] am I uh let's see	2164.619	7.201
what's this grape seed for oh	2168.52	7.68
oh I'm a grape seed oh I made it	2171.82	7.56
this is where they transferred me	2176.2	5.52
this place is a dump	2179.38	5.82
down half price everything	2181.72	4.859
what the [ __ ] happened to that door	2185.2	4.46
going out of business	2186.579	6.121
[ __ ] okay I remember Captain saying the	2189.66	4.48
house and grape seed with the white	2192.7	4.5
picket fence was mine	2194.14	4.26
well	2197.2	3.48
there's a white picket fence I think I'm	2198.4	4.5
gonna go inside and just freshen up a	2200.68	4.2
little bit and you know take the day off	2202.9	5.459
and really really think about my [ __ ]	2204.88	4.64
life	2208.359	10.441
[Music]	2209.52	12.64
okay feeling refreshed	2218.8	6.0
all right Officer raps row this is your	2222.16	5.88
new beat let's get used to it hey guys I	2224.8	5.039
just moved here what's your guys's names	2228.04	4.28
huh	2229.839	2.481
and I'm a new officer in town if I speak	2235.72	4.8
to you you can at least be polite yeah	2238.3	4.14
this won't be so bad oh you're on your	2240.52	2.76
phone	2242.44	2.58
it doesn't matter where you go you just	2243.28	3.24
look beautiful what the [ __ ] are you	2245.02	5.24
wearing here's the supermarket	2246.52	3.74
there's a feed store I guess that's	2250.38	3.88
where you go when you get hungry	2252.52	4.02
this is uh this is a tiny little town	2254.26	4.02
a little town on the bottom of the	2256.54	3.42
mountain I like it	2258.28	4.2
small town living	2259.96	5.04
hey our barbecue oh did you say you guys	2262.48	4.379
are having a barbecue tomorrow yeah I	2265.0	4.8
just moved here Count Me In I live uh I	2266.859	4.441
live down the road I live in the the	2269.8	3.72
house with the picket fence not that one	2271.3	3.9
met new neighbors got invited to a	2273.52	4.47
barbecue tomorrow's gonna be a good day	2275.2	7.04
[Music]	2277.99	6.05
wow	2282.24	5.02
all right good morning grape seed	2284.04	6.28
yes small town piece of [ __ ] all right	2287.26	4.92
I'm gonna go down to the gas station get	2290.32	4.5
some [ __ ] for the barbecue	2292.18	5.22
oh hey hey did you did you uh did you	2294.82	4.98
quit being a [ __ ] are you done being a	2297.4	4.58
[ __ ]	2299.8	2.18
now quit being an [ __ ]	2302.92	6.24
hey how you doing buddy I'm going to a	2305.94	5.94
barbecue I need a lot of beer	2309.16	6.12
cold ass beer hey thanks pal I'll see	2311.88	5.92
you later maybe at the barbecue global	2315.28	4.86
warming is baloney well the billboard	2317.8	4.98
says it must be true hey hey guys I'm	2320.14	4.14
new here I'm just getting to know	2322.78	3.9
everybody I'm going to a barbecue	2324.28	5.66
I'm excited so yeah this is um	2326.68	6.78
this is not not what I was expecting	2329.94	6.34
oh oh my okay	2333.46	5.22
I gotta I gotta I gotta say guys it's uh	2336.28	4.44
it's great to be here I'm having a	2338.68	3.72
little bit of culture shock just	2340.72	4.56
everything's [ __ ] weird man I suppose	2342.4	5.64
you two have been together a while huh	2345.28	6.059
oh that's good good God I mean I'm fine	2348.04	4.74
with it you know what I mean you all	2351.339	3.361
seem like lovely people	2352.78	5.16
all right let's put the mask dude	2354.7	5.34
did you know Glover Warren's baloney you	2357.94	3.96
know what this is weird but I get you	2360.04	3.96
gotta Embrace weirdness sometimes you	2361.9	3.36
just gotta you know what I'm just gonna	2364.0	3.24
have a couple drinks I'm gonna have a	2365.26	3.9
couple drinks with you guys we're gonna	2367.24	4.58
have a good time	2369.16	2.66
hey you guys want to see something cool	2374.14	3.74
oh man I always keep a bunch of grenades	2379.3	4.98
in my pocket I'm getting in case in case	2381.76	4.319
I want to throw them hey everybody	2384.28	4.079
everybody follow me everybody found this	2386.079	4.681
you [ __ ] with the neighbors oh you guys	2388.359	4.621
like that it's just tear gas they'll be	2390.76	4.8
fine they'll be fine in the morning look	2392.98	5.639
oh [ __ ] Bobby's passed out	2395.56	5.58
and bleeding he may be dead oh they're	2398.619	4.381
gonna be paramedics guys don't worry	2401.14	3.78
it's just tear gas we are out of beer	2403.0	3.78
we're out of beer who wants to make a	2404.92	4.679
beer run Beer Run oh let's steal the	2406.78	4.74
ambulance let's steal this ambulance	2409.599	5.581
guys who wants to get in with me yeah	2411.52	5.22
oh Rick	2415.18	3.659
you know when I first met you man I	2416.74	3.42
didn't know you're not gonna get along	2418.839	4.02
but I think you're not gonna get a great	2420.16	7.32
relationship here we go whoa whoa oh	2422.859	7.621
[ __ ] okay hey Endeavors all right knock	2427.48	6.619
it away I got a black truck	2430.48	3.619
party hey pal what's up hey we're just	2440.28	6.579
doing making a beer run oh oh hey Rick	2444.28	5.52
Rick let's let's let's have some fun	2446.859	4.74
this is you guys are small towns right	2449.8	4.98
we you guys you guys got Farms you guys	2451.599	6.0
go Farms let's go cow tipping here this	2454.78	4.74
is a four-wheel drive	2457.599	4.921
[ __ ]	2459.52	3.0
okay okay tell me which way to go Rick	2464.339	6.941
let's go this is a farm life huh	2467.619	7.381
oh it's this oh [ __ ] this is the airport	2471.28	6.24
guys this is where I was supposed to be	2475.0	4.26
yeah I was supposed to land here but my	2477.52	3.24
plane went down in the woods and our	2479.26	4.74
Chase about his dad to hook her I rick	2480.76	4.859
oh yeah there's the foot this is the	2484.0	3.96
[ __ ] cows there's the cows Rick Rick	2485.619	4.141
come on let's go let's all go let's all	2487.96	3.42
get out let's dip these [ __ ] cows	2489.76	4.02
come here Betsy come here Betsy Boo come	2491.38	5.28
here come here cow oh hey guys look	2493.78	5.1
watch this watch this I I'm a police	2496.66	5.9
officer so I carry stun guns	2498.88	7.14
oh that was perfect all these stun guns	2502.56	5.32
the best thing for tipping a cow hey	2506.02	3.54
Rick watch this I'm gonna shoot this cow	2507.88	3.27
right in his [ __ ]	2509.56	4.659
[Music]	2511.15	3.069
boss baby	2514.3	2.539
we had a barbecue today global warming	2519.28	5.52
is baloney hey Wilford Wilford watch	2522.22	4.08
this watch this watch this I'm gonna	2524.8	3.84
throw some tear gas at this oh God I	2526.3	5.12
dropped the grenade run	2528.64	2.78
oh [ __ ] everybody okay everybody oh [ __ ]	2532.06	5.76
guys guys run guys run I think I killed	2535.42	4.38
Rick get in the car get in the car get	2537.82	4.44
in get in Wilford get in get it again	2539.8	4.98
come on come on we gotta get it	2542.26	3.9
foreign	2544.78	5.12
I think I killed Rick	2546.16	3.74
[Music]	2552.18	3.12
put in grape seed all right let's show	2555.7	4.139
these small town Ding Dongs how it's	2558.339	3.601
done	2559.839	4.141
acknowledge your actuate that's [ __ ]	2561.94	3.48
whatever whatever it said to me it's	2563.98	3.48
just [ __ ] oh	2565.42	4.08
look at this	2567.46	3.899
man I wouldn't mind one of those hey you	2569.5	4.32
guys know whose car that is	2571.359	3.901
so what do you guys do is first thing in	2573.82	3.36
the morning you're uh drinking a 40 and	2575.26	3.66
smoking a cigarette I have a problem I	2577.18	3.179
have a problem with you and I have a	2578.92	5.54
problem with you already but oh [ __ ]	2580.359	6.361
yeah now you're on the ground bleeding	2584.46	4.6
is that what you wanted maybe next time	2586.72	3.599
you won't get up in the morning and just	2589.06	3.059
start drinking oh look there's another	2590.319	4.201
one of these vehicles	2592.119	4.441
and another one	2594.52	3.839
they're everywhere they're absolutely	2596.56	4.98
everywhere around here hey bro let me	2598.359	4.621
ask you a question is that your car out	2601.54	2.4
there	2602.98	3.42
you mind if I borrow it you mind you	2603.94	6.32
mind no okay I'm gonna borrow it	2606.4	3.86
yeah I need I need to get a patrol car	2613.119	4.021
control car be a whole lot of more	2615.28	3.12
character fitting	2617.14	2.76
this is all right	2618.4	3.6
it's just uh let's ride around and see	2619.9	3.66
what we can find	2622.0	3.359
oh yeah look at that guy out there	2623.56	3.48
plowing the fields you know I've never	2625.359	4.74
done that yeah let me talk to this guy	2627.04	5.039
maybe I should uh you know maybe I	2630.099	3.541
should Southern up my accident you know	2632.079	3.301
just just so I sound a little bit more	2633.64	4.439
familiar to him well hi liar	2635.38	6.66
will you buy the bar right now I'm never	2638.079	7.04
plowed a failed before	2642.04	10.1
Golly Golly ding dong yep yep yep	2645.119	7.021
okay the accent didn't work the accident	2652.44	3.58
scared him off it might have been too	2654.7	3.119
much I think the accident was too soft	2656.02	3.48
next time I'll try something to wear the	2657.819	5.28
[ __ ] is my car someone stole my car	2659.5	5.94
oh man God the gas station's gonna be	2663.099	2.711
pissed	2665.44	2.58
[Music]	2665.81	4.789
oh okay all right all right Astro get	2668.02	3.72
your [ __ ] together	2670.599	3.321
let's do it right this time	2671.74	6.92
are you mad if I borrow your tractor	2673.92	8.159
bearing shoes	2678.66	3.419
all right see that worked much better	2683.819	5.741
so this is Farm life eh we're gonna grow	2687.28	3.96
all kinds of stuff we're gonna grow some	2689.56	4.08
corn we're gonna grow some green beans	2691.24	4.68
we're gonna grow some mashed potatoes	2693.64	4.26
I can see how this could get boring	2695.92	4.62
just drive back and forth okay okay I'm	2697.9	5.88
done I I did it I did it I farmed I	2700.54	5.46
plowed the field guys ready to plant	2703.78	4.62
some seed grow some fried chicken I	2706.0	3.96
still need a car so I can get back into	2708.4	4.199
town but I'm enjoying exploring right	2709.96	4.5
now since you know this is my new place	2712.599	3.301
there's a path that goes up into the	2714.46	2.28
mountains	2715.9	3.179
it's a path that goes to the top of the	2716.74	4.2
mountain	2719.079	3.661
I would love to go to the top of the	2720.94	3.96
mountain do that sometime well hello	2722.74	5.28
there partner oh my God look at that oh	2724.9	5.1
crop dusting I bet I could go crop	2728.02	3.42
dusting have you ever done crop dusting	2730.0	2.88
excuse me have you ever done crop	2731.44	3.6
dusting what the [ __ ]	2732.88	5.0
ing me	2735.04	2.84
that's governor	2738.099	5.601
why are you shooting me pal	2740.5	3.2
praying spray	2744.579	2.901
what are you doing stop stop shooting	2749.079	4.681
he's trying to be your neck I'm just	2751.599	4.081
trying to be your neighbor I'm fine I	2753.76	4.64
didn't want to do this	2755.68	2.72
was it because I didn't use the accent	2760.54	3.84
is it was that the reason	2762.4	4.919
okay noted okay I think I I'm getting	2764.38	4.68
used to this thing oh dirt bike dirt	2767.319	3.961
bike dirt bike hey man hey civil	2769.06	4.2
forfeiture I need I need your dirt bike	2771.28	3.9
please official official please Police	2773.26	3.96
business oh man I've always wanted one	2775.18	3.78
of these oh I should take that path to	2777.22	3.24
the top of the mountain now	2778.96	3.42
all right here we go	2780.46	5.3
I've always wanted to do this	2782.38	3.38
oh yeah	2786.22	5.84
this is awesome	2788.64	3.42
hello	2792.16	2.959
[Music]	2795.12	3.579
oh wow look at this	2800.46	7.72
holy [ __ ] I am way up here	2804.4	6.24
this is incredible	2808.18	4.38
fails in danger	2810.64	3.24
all right	2812.56	4.14
so let's see my little town of grape	2813.88	6.18
seed is yes down there	2816.7	6.32
cool look at that out there	2820.06	5.58
oh yeah the city	2823.02	5.86
way on out there oh man I missed the	2825.64	6.24
city oh yeah I guess I'm usually against	2828.88	5.88
people using their phones but not for	2831.88	4.56
this	2834.76	3.9
hey is uh	2836.44	4.08
you know it's been up here without a lot	2838.66	3.419
of oxygen making anyone else a little	2840.52	3.18
loopy	2842.079	4.571
I'm starting to feel weird	2843.7	40.789
[Music]	2846.65	37.839
thank you	2888.52	9.53
[Music]	2889.55	8.5
foreign	2907.3	2.66
where am I	2930.339	2.841
hello this is 9-1-1 what emergency	2933.579	3.54
service do you require yeah yeah I need	2935.5	3.78
to speak to the captain	2937.119	3.96
yeah Hey listen I know you transferred	2939.28	3.839
me to grape seed well I went to the top	2941.079	3.601
of the mountain last night I got really	2943.119	3.841
messed up and I think I ended up [ __ ]	2944.68	6.26
a couple of farm animals how many	2946.96	3.98
I'm gonna come back to the city	2952.119	3.781
I'll send a squad car out for me I got	2953.68	3.78
to take care of something first thank	2955.9	3.74
you	2957.46	2.18
you saw nothing	2960.16	5.24
all right out on the highway again	2962.02	3.38
It's a Long Mountain [ __ ] yourself well	2966.24	7.26
there she is yeah tall buildings	2970.3	5.0
civilization	2973.5	4.54
[ __ ] traffic [ __ ] out of my way get	2975.3	5.14
the [ __ ] out of my way get the [ __ ] out	2978.04	4.44
of my way oh yeah	2980.44	4.74
oh the city is gorgeous	2982.48	6.18
I love green stuff I love the city	2985.18	7.58
downtown baby now look at this	2988.66	4.1
[ __ ] yeah and it's crap	2994.06	3.779
yeah I'll tell you I like the smell I	2996.099	3.301
like the small town I like the small	2997.839	3.121
town you didn't see it you didn't see	2999.4	3.12
all this [ __ ] I don't know what I like	3000.96	2.94
anymore	3002.52	3.66
I can't go back to grape seed	3003.9	6.12
pretty much [ __ ] all their Farm Life	3006.18	5.82
hey guys I'm back but I'm not here to	3010.02	3.48
stay I need to talk to the captain about	3012.0	3.0
where the hell I'm gonna Patrol next	3013.5	4.56
because uh [ __ ] I can't go back to grape	3015.0	6.48
seed you get what I'm saying right oh	3018.06	5.82
Tommy you're such a joker all right I	3021.48	3.78
talked to the captain find out where I'm	3023.88	3.8
going next	3025.26	2.42
[Music]	3034.36	10.459
all right	3042.92	3.699
this is what I'm talking about	3044.819	4.561
new digs	3046.619	5.46
oh wow now this is a nice police station	3049.38	6.78
I can work here this is gonna be great	3052.079	5.881
hey man I'm new here I just got	3056.16	3.54
transferred I'm a badass and don't you	3057.96	2.7
forget it	3059.7	2.82
hey fellas I'm the new guy I don't even	3060.66	3.54
think about [ __ ] with me because I am	3062.52	4.38
not afraid to hit somebody with a hat	3064.2	5.159
the Vespucci Police Department yeah I'm	3066.9	6.14
new here pleasure to meet you Pals	3069.359	3.681
I want to be able to clean this place up	3073.26	3.359
because this guy smoking on the balcony	3074.7	6.379
I don't think so not in my town fatty	3076.619	7.561
ah this is what I fight for city of Los	3081.079	5.561
Santos founded in 1781 oh he's just	3084.18	3.72
gonna walk right in front of me just	3086.64	3.01
gonna walk	3087.9	2.939
[Music]	3089.65	2.63
do that	3090.839	4.441
oh man this police station is nice	3092.28	5.16
it's so much this is such a nicer area	3095.28	5.1
than the place I was at oh yeah oh this	3097.44	5.54
is gorgeous	3100.38	2.6
be gorgeous	3103.14	4.08
hey do we have a baseball team because	3105.059	3.961
we need a baseball team I'm the new guy	3107.22	3.599
I don't [ __ ] with me [ __ ] don't pay	3109.02	3.96
and survive yeah that's right a band	3110.819	4.201
survives citizens and we'll get along	3112.98	4.56
just fine hey fellas I'm the new guy	3115.02	4.319
don't you even think about [ __ ] with	3117.54	3.98
me	3119.339	2.181
man you guys are lucky to live here this	3123.119	4.681
is a good point of town	3125.04	4.94
foreign	3127.8	2.18
good morning guys all right what have I	3134.9	4.179
got to do today you know what I'm just	3137.4	3.12
gonna go on patrol I'm gonna walk around	3139.079	3.48
I'm gonna explore the place have a good	3140.52	3.96
damn time hey somebody left some body	3142.559	4.56
armor on the ground oh yeah	3144.48	4.859
oh that's nice oh look those guys got a	3147.119	4.021
rooftop deck that can sit up there and	3149.339	4.401
eat breakfast Lucky Bastards	3151.14	6.179
Puerto de Soul Yacht Club oh a yacht	3153.74	6.339
club ooh Fancy Pants hey guys you guys	3157.319	4.201
part of the yacht club	3160.079	3.301
can I be part of the yacht club I'm a	3161.52	3.42
fun guy to hang out with like to goof	3163.38	4.32
around I'm just a damn hoot to hang out	3164.94	4.919
with yeah I like I like the kid around I	3167.7	3.78
like the kid around and go on the Yachts	3169.859	2.96
whoa	3171.48	4.56
see hey uh oh [ __ ] I think he I think he	3172.819	4.601
drowned	3176.04	3.42
oh	3177.42	4.62
I can't not see where this goes	3179.46	4.92
hey guys we could be up here you think I	3182.04	3.66
could jump off this building and make it	3184.38	3.739
into the water	3185.7	2.419
holy [ __ ]	3190.98	2.96
oh man hey did you guys see me jump off	3194.22	3.96
of that building jumped off of that	3196.559	3.54
building into the water it was freaking	3198.18	5.399
cool hey big Villa yeah I'm I'm new here	3200.099	5.341
I just joined the yacht club what uh	3203.579	3.54
which one's yours	3205.44	4.2
what is it the red one	3207.119	4.621
you mind if I take it damn I take it for	3209.64	4.56
a spin thanks hey guys I just joined the	3211.74	3.66
yacht club you guys are gonna love me	3214.2	3.26
I'm a I'm a big old Kidder	3215.4	5.219
screw around I love having a good time	3217.46	5.619
all right I'm backing out I'm backing	3220.619	5.641
out I'm driving a boat yeah [ __ ] you I'm	3223.079	4.52
going yeah	3226.26	3.8
I'm a yacht club	3227.599	5.26
[Music]	3230.06	5.74
oh man I'm gonna go sailing this is	3232.859	6.661
gonna be beautiful okay uh I I don't	3235.8	6.38
know what happened	3239.52	5.579
I wrecked it I wrecked it I wrecked the	3242.18	5.439
damn thing I'm sorry hey pal I don't	3245.099	3.661
know if you're still over there I don't	3247.619	3.24
know if you can hear me uh I wrecked	3248.76	4.14
your boat it's here in the harbor it's	3250.859	3.601
fine though I mean you're rich as [ __ ]	3252.9	4.199
just get another one look at this thing	3254.46	6.32
oh that is nice hey Pals is yours	3257.099	6.181
hey can I go for a ride you're gonna	3260.78	3.88
love me you're gonna love me here I like	3263.28	2.88
to I like the Goof Off I like to have a	3264.66	3.6
good time hey thanks thanks for letting	3266.16	5.04
me try this man I've never uh [ __ ] you	3268.26	6.66
oh I could get used to this	3271.2	6.71
hey look at me I'm a boater	3274.92	4.679
[Music]	3277.91	6.33
yeah baby oh man look at these waves	3279.599	4.641
oh wow	3284.3	4.539
oh I can see why people get addicted to	3286.26	3.599
boating	3288.839	3.421
oh this is a blast hey Jet skier what's	3289.859	3.48
up buddy	3292.26	2.64
hey	3293.339	4.861
fun oh yeah watch out guys I'm new at	3294.9	5.48
this	3298.2	2.18
okay oh that that was a hard hit okay	3304.44	5.1
all right all right was it wasn't me	3307.68	4.139
okay okay what why is it making wasn't	3309.54	3.66
making that sound	3311.819	2.54
what's	3313.2	4.2
going on	3314.359	6.521
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] engine fire engine fire	3317.4	6.179
there's a fire on the boat hell oh God	3320.88	4.8
okay never mind it went out oh oh [ __ ]	3323.579	4.561
okay so it's obviously the engine's dead	3325.68	4.439
so I might be stranded that's okay	3328.14	4.679
that's okay uh you know what happens	3330.119	5.101
when people when when people go missing	3332.819	4.201
they send out they send out the rescue	3335.22	6.48
team right yeah I'll be fine	3337.02	8.099
all right guys I'm gonna die out here	3341.7	6.5
it's like a day out here	3345.119	3.081
oh God I'm so hungry	3348.78	5.339
I'm so hungry I just want something to	3351.3	5.4
eat I can still actually see land so	3354.119	5.641
that's good maybe yeah I can just swim	3356.7	4.2
back	3359.76	3.599
it's a big swim that is a really big	3360.9	5.58
it's a really big swim oh God	3363.359	7.7
I gotta do it I gotta do it here we go	3366.48	6.54
I think yeah	3371.059	4.241
I think I could do this swimming the	3373.02	3.72
waves man	3375.3	3.66
all right doing good	3376.74	3.98
real good	3378.96	5.33
oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ]	3380.72	5.68
[Music]	3384.29	3.87
okay okay	3386.4	5.459
hey little shark hey are you friendly	3388.16	5.5
can you tell me you're a friendly shark	3391.859	5.521
oh Jesus Lord Mercy get me out of this	3393.66	6.84
[ __ ] off [ __ ] off shark	3397.38	5.9
look right up	3400.5	2.78
crazy where is he okay oh Jesus Jesus	3404.22	8.18
Christ no doubt oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me the dick	3407.52	4.88
all right	3413.04	2.539
[Music]	3415.72	8.96
oh man thanks for patching me up	3421.46	4.96
holy [ __ ] if that other boat hadn't come	3424.68	3.84
along when it did I'd be shock food huh	3426.42	4.02
how crazy is that you don't even give a	3428.52	3.78
[ __ ] do you ladies okay let's see the	3430.44	3.06
guys at the station are probably	3432.3	3.24
wondering where the hell I went unless	3433.5	3.78
you're probably trying to make it back	3435.54	2.88
there	3437.28	2.819
but I'm not too sure what that is so	3438.42	4.199
let's start walking oh sorry sorry sorry	3440.099	5.101
my bad my bad you're right you're right	3442.619	5.821
I should write myself a ticket huh	3445.2	5.76
are you a sex offender or something I'm	3448.44	4.26
sorry what the [ __ ] did you just say to	3450.96	4.68
me no I'm a [ __ ] cop	3452.7	4.32
[ __ ]	3455.64	3.0
all right I'm gonna go down this way I'm	3457.02	4.94
trying to get back to my station	3458.64	3.32
can you spare any money friend	3463.8	3.98
no	3468.54	3.42
I think it's that way	3470.28	4.319
near the movie studio I know that	3471.96	4.74
oh yeah oh yeah I know I'm at now I can	3474.599	3.661
see the uh the Water Tower for the movie	3476.7	3.72
studio off in the distance	3478.26	4.079
I'm on the right path that's good that's	3480.42	3.84
good I'm gonna find my way back in no	3482.339	4.161
time	3484.26	2.24
lady you look like a dictator I know	3487.5	5.839
not gonna say who	3490.38	2.959
that is a red light	3496.559	3.201
[ __ ] out of the bus	3500.4	4.439
stop	3502.8	3.66
all I want to do is write your ticket	3504.839	3.541
man not that hard	3506.46	3.48
better quit	3508.38	3.84
come back here	3509.94	5.5
in the back I don't want to hurt you	3512.22	7.399
[Applause]	3515.44	6.619
could have been easy could have been	3519.619	4.541
easy you made it hard did it to yourself	3522.059	3.961
pal	3524.16	3.659
okay now where the [ __ ] am I	3526.02	4.079
International online unlimited what the	3527.819	4.921
[ __ ] does that even mean yep yep yep yep	3530.099	4.681
he's back there boys	3532.74	4.319
probably still a little crispy let's put	3534.78	3.539
them out	3537.059	3.121
I tried to write him a ticket weasel	3538.319	5.3
Plaza what is weasel Plaza	3540.18	3.439
that's building man	3545.28	4.559
out of here makes a lot of damn money	3547.26	4.859
is it you do you make a lot of money	3549.839	5.641
funny face yeah I doubt it	3552.119	6.061
turn that [ __ ] siren off tell your	3555.48	4.68
damn Captain to turn his [ __ ] siren	3558.18	3.06
off	3560.16	3.54
oh thank you	3561.24	5.339
thank you did you radio that in I	3563.7	4.32
appreciate it	3566.579	4.321
this oh this is the movie studio	3568.02	5.52
can I cut through here hey	3570.9	4.919
hey pal you mind if I cut through the	3573.54	3.66
movie studio I'm just an officer I'm	3575.819	3.54
trying to get back to my police station	3577.2	4.02
look at all this this must	3579.359	3.421
actors and people	3581.22	3.96
yeah I don't think you'll mind if I	3582.78	5.16
explore around a little bit oh my	3585.18	5.159
God oh look at that	3587.94	5.22
oh I am tempted I am tempted to just	3590.339	4.98
kill every one of you and run off with	3593.16	2.88
it	3595.319	3.421
yeah but you know it's illegal what's it	3596.04	5.16
like in your trailer yeah oh what is	3598.74	4.68
this is this a contract oh yeah it's	3601.2	4.02
like a contract from the studio telling	3603.42	3.179
them how they're gonna [ __ ] you and	3605.22	2.7
don't go thinking you're all important	3606.599	2.76
just cause you're in a big film I think	3607.92	3.899
you're a fan you understand	3609.359	5.041
what a Jew yeah you're a joke you're the	3611.819	4.321
one in an astronaut [ __ ] outfit	3614.4	4.56
you're not even a real astronaut oh is	3616.14	4.74
this is this craft services	3618.96	4.26
where you get coffee and snacks you want	3620.88	4.08
a snack what do you got hey you mind	3623.22	3.359
moving so I can get the [ __ ] snack	3624.96	3.24
place I want to see what kind of snacks	3626.579	2.881
they got back here	3628.2	2.82
y'all don't have snacks that's just a	3629.46	2.82
bunch of [ __ ]	3631.02	3.599
sit can I go on the set come on on the	3632.28	5.64
set yeah okay let's be uh an astronaut	3634.619	5.101
film so what's the store here you guys	3637.92	4.919
are stranded in uh what is this Italy I	3639.72	5.04
don't get it is that what it is this is	3642.839	4.201
one movie's [ __ ] suck now so it	3644.76	3.78
doesn't make any sense the actors are	3647.04	3.539
shitty all it is is damn remakes nothing	3648.54	4.2
[ __ ] original anymore it costs way	3650.579	3.961
too much to do you spend money on	3652.74	3.54
[ __ ] advertising you know I'm trying	3654.54	4.92
to throw [ __ ] honest then I go to the	3656.28	5.6
Moon Theater	3659.46	2.42
16 goddamn dollars for like one movie	3663.02	5.68
ticket nowadays you try to shove on 3D	3666.54	4.38
on his [ __ ] down my throat really looks	3668.7	4.68
like absolute [ __ ] they're snacks snacks	3670.92	4.08
are too [ __ ] expensive there's a	3673.38	5.04
reason your industry is failing	3675.0	4.92
I kind of do want to see the new that	3678.42	3.36
new superhero movie though all right	3679.92	4.679
let's see oh I think that's it yeah	3681.78	5.039
yep that's police that's that's HQ right	3684.599	4.441
there man I've had a hell of a few days	3686.819	4.74
I got eaten by a shark should make that	3689.04	4.74
[ __ ] movie	3691.559	3.901
what the hell	3693.78	4.1
I'm sorry what	3695.46	5.099
shut the [ __ ] up and talk to me like	3697.88	5.5
that you little [ __ ] I'm sorry what	3700.559	6.121
whatever oh yeah whatever whatever oh	3703.38	4.8
I'm sorry what was that whatever	3706.68	5.04
whatever yeah whatever oh I just took a	3708.18	6.96
shotgun to the face whatever some people	3711.72	6.8
some people just don't get it	3715.14	3.38
all right gentlemen today is training	3719.0	5.74
day and I'm gonna get you guys asses	3722.64	4.56
into shape what's your name Soldier uh	3724.74	4.859
it's Gordon Gordon that stupid ass name	3727.2	4.2
how about you what's your name [ __ ]	3729.599	3.601
oh the name's Grimes it's actually on my	3731.4	3.24
shirt Grimes	3733.2	4.02
[ __ ] you Grimes and how about you fresh	3734.64	5.699
nuts what's your name's Bryce Bryce I'm	3737.22	5.04
about to teach you how to be a man all	3740.339	3.561
right you numb Ducks you see that sign	3742.26	4.559
sign says here for you because that's	3743.9	4.899
what we are we're here for the citizens	3746.819	4.201
let's go [ __ ] protect the [ __ ] out of	3748.799	4.56
them all right since you fellas are new	3751.02	4.38
here I'm gonna show you the ropes and	3753.359	3.48
one of the best places I like to take	3755.4	3.659
you damn newbies on patrol is the	3756.839	5.641
college here we are fellas this is a	3759.059	6.3
college campus Los Santos University or	3762.48	4.619
some [ __ ] like that	3765.359	4.98
all right boys come with me welcome what	3767.099	5.161
the hell whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa	3770.339	3.841
whoa hey what are you doing pal	3772.26	3.299
freeze	3774.18	3.54
I said freeze	3775.559	4.441
[Music]	3777.72	3.93
stay down buddy whoa	3780.0	3.839
[Applause]	3781.65	6.689
from you guys are you guys all right	3783.839	6.96
huh all right that was crazy move God	3788.339	4.74
damn it we you move Bryce get the [ __ ]	3790.799	3.241
out of the way	3793.079	3.121
oh yeah all right yeah just lay down get	3794.04	3.18
up what	3796.2	2.639
just lay on top of the body you don't	3797.22	4.32
give a damn put your gun away I'll kill	3798.839	7.701
you for what I need cover	3801.54	5.0
all right guys I think Bryce is a	3808.559	2.701
[ __ ] idiot	3810.059	3.54
oh you hear the bell ring that means get	3811.26	5.059
the [ __ ] to class	3813.599	2.72
No One's Gonna Get to [ __ ] the class so	3816.72	3.09
you're gonna play on your phone quick	3818.52	6.72
[Music]	3819.81	8.85
whoa who's it who's that who's that	3825.24	4.859
who's that what's going on what's going	3828.66	1.7
on	3830.099	2.341
[Music]	3830.36	5.739
what is this guy doing hey	3832.44	6.659
I'm trying to train these [ __ ]	3836.099	5.281
oh my God you guys okay	3839.099	3.901
Jesus Christ	3841.38	4.26
Gordon you got shot are you okay huh any	3843.0	4.859
injuries any injuries I'm trying to I'm	3845.64	3.54
trying to check your ass I'm trying to	3847.859	2.94
check your ass you won't let me look at	3849.18	3.659
your ass let me look at your ass Gordon	3850.799	6.06
Bryce Grimes let's move the [ __ ] out uh	3852.839	6.181
look at this pole vaulting there's	3856.859	3.421
another problem with these universities	3859.02	2.579
you're not actually teaching your kids	3860.28	2.94
anything they come out here and they're	3861.599	3.96
playing [ __ ] games goddamn pole	3863.22	4.079
vaulting yeah that'll earn you money	3865.559	4.201
later in life all right back to the ride	3867.299	5.28
oh God damn it anytime you park a car	3869.76	5.52
and leave it it's bound to get stolen so	3872.579	4.921
usually when someone steals our car	3875.28	3.9
the best thing to do	3877.5	3.359
to take someone else's	3879.18	3.0
all right I'm gonna take you guys on	3880.859	3.781
patrol down in Vinewood nice it's a very	3882.18	4.32
very seedy area	3884.64	3.84
now you guys might be thinking ah yeah	3886.5	3.72
you're driving a little crazy there uh	3888.48	4.26
officer but I'm not I'm not I'm trying	3890.22	4.44
to show you guys that it's okay because	3892.74	4.02
we're police officers to drive like	3894.66	3.419
maniacs	3896.76	3.48
perfectly legal and fun we were Above	3898.079	4.081
the Law the law does not apply to us	3900.24	3.9
anyway whatsoever	3902.16	5.3
hey yo	3904.14	3.32
all right Stitch the car	3907.799	4.741
night times when it gets crazy around	3910.859	3.48
here sometimes fellas	3912.54	4.559
the night time is the weird time so keep	3914.339	5.24
a lookout	3917.099	2.48
what happened	3920.04	3.84
whoa whoa	3921.96	4.94
hold on no no no	3923.88	3.02
oh where's	3928.44	3.72
where's Gordon	3930.359	3.901
where the [ __ ] Gordon I think we lost	3932.16	4.98
Gordon yep yeah I think I think Gordon's	3934.26	4.319
dead	3937.14	2.699
well	3938.579	3.421
he was the dumb one all right that's a	3939.839	3.78
good lesson guys and not walking out	3942.0	2.94
into the middle of the road you walk out	3943.619	2.7
into the middle of the road you're bound	3944.94	3.359
to get killed you understand that Grimes	3946.319	4.561
you got that price	3948.299	4.681
if you look at me like that oh it's	3950.88	3.479
happy hour	3952.98	2.879
sign	3954.359	3.121
so he's like they were trying to make a	3955.859	4.2
dick Singleton's oh it isn't it's a	3957.48	5.339
singles bar oh there you go dude	3960.059	6.121
get you something buddy yeah all right I	3962.819	5.341
see you pal you out on a good night um	3966.18	4.58
I've uh	3968.16	2.6
back away	3972.78	3.839
I'm backing away probably pretty sure	3974.339	3.841
that that was a dude	3976.619	3.601
right crimes I'm not alone on that that	3978.18	3.36
was a guy	3980.22	2.7
oh boy	3981.54	3.62
okay	3982.92	5.34
dear dear God dear Bryce I don't know if	3985.16	4.72
you noticed man it's kind of the weird	3988.26	4.079
part of town surprisingly the the last	3989.88	3.9
time I had this feeling I ended up	3992.339	3.361
partying with these people ah not these	3993.78	4.079
people those were rednecks I was hanging	3995.7	3.48
out with but I haven't really hung out	3997.859	3.541
with the [ __ ] with the queers what's the	3999.18	3.96
PC term hey you know like a college	4001.4	4.38
[ __ ] what's the PC term for queer all	4003.14	3.419
right it doesn't matter it doesn't	4005.78	1.799
matter Grimes because you know what's	4006.559	2.341
gonna happen we're gonna go over there	4007.579	3.48
we're gonna hang out with them might	4008.9	3.719
even have a few drinks we're gonna have	4011.059	5.961
a good damn time come on open your eyes	4012.619	4.401
whoa guys what was your name again what	4017.26	4.359
was your name again Billy Billy this is	4019.7	3.919
uh this is Bryce and this is Grimes	4021.619	4.621
there are two upstanding guys we had	4023.619	4.541
another guy with his name Gordon I think	4026.24	4.799
he got run over by a car oh man wow we	4028.16	4.8
drank it a long time you know what let's	4031.039	3.481
walk it up we gotta walk we gotta walk	4032.96	4.02
down the street guys oh hey there pretty	4034.52	6.42
pants someone is on heroin all right	4036.98	6.66
guys listen we gotta go whoa	4040.94	5.96
look at this idiot	4043.64	3.26
holy [ __ ] you guys see that	4052.359	4.661
oh what are you still down there for	4055.099	3.841
Grimes I got him I hit him with a rocket	4057.02	3.36
launcher what are you aiming at Stand	4058.94	3.84
Down stand down so if you stand down	4060.38	4.5
what you guys uh you got you guys are	4062.78	3.779
gonna have to get to know Grimes Grimes	4064.88	3.78
is a little trigger happy damn it Grimes	4066.559	3.901
is your first day out of the job and you	4068.66	4.08
[ __ ] it all up I told you it was too	4070.46	4.8
Trigger Happy	4072.74	6.98
yeah hey over here over here guys hey	4075.26	4.46
[Music]	4085.92	3.099
well Bryce that was an example of our	4092.24	4.38
fine Medical Teams that we have here in	4094.819	3.301
Los Santos	4096.62	4.139
they're a bunch of [ __ ] idiots Grimes	4098.12	4.139
you're a good man I didn't know you too	4100.759	3.241
long but you seem like uh we could have	4102.259	2.761
been friends	4104.0	3.6
but um hey at least we had a fun night	4105.02	5.159
together uh so I'm gonna light a flare	4107.6	5.52
and your honor buddy	4110.179	5.221
about moment of silence please moment of	4113.12	4.19
silence	4115.4	4.799
[Music]	4117.31	4.81
all right let's get the [ __ ] home all	4120.199	3.301
right what were your names again was it	4122.12	3.48
Bill Billy or yeah something like that	4123.5	5.94
and uh okay sassy you guys interested at	4125.6	5.88
all in becoming police officers tell you	4129.44	5.0
what you you girls you guys	4131.48	5.219
what the [ __ ] ever you guys come down	4134.44	4.359
come on back to the police station ma'am	4136.699	3.961
uh I hate to do this but I'm gonna have	4138.799	4.44
to confiscate your vehicle	4140.66	6.119
all right up on in guys ladies see I	4143.239	4.861
learned I learned the other day that you	4146.779	2.46
can take a shortcut through the movie	4148.1	3.599
studio and it gets you uh it gets you	4149.239	4.321
guys there faster so like if you're only	4151.699	3.721
if you're on that side of town you just	4153.56	4.199
need to uh you know you just need to get	4155.42	4.38
through just cut through here	4157.759	4.5
[Applause]	4159.8	5.459
whatever	4162.259	3.0
okay what guys um I haven't slept in 24	4167.0	5.219
hours but uh I kind of don't want to go	4169.819	4.561
to sleep because I just I had too much	4172.219	4.261
fun and I'm still buzzing you guys you	4174.38	4.26
guys want to go get into maybe a gang	4176.48	4.4
fight	4178.64	2.24
all right here we are the gang that	4181.46	4.02
hangs around these parts they call	4183.98	3.12
themselves The vagos	4185.48	3.66
we're gonna go in we're gonna go in loud	4187.1	4.139
and we're gonna kick some [ __ ] ass	4189.14	4.619
all right you guys you girls you guys	4191.239	4.081
girls ready	4193.759	3.121
[ __ ] do this	4195.32	4.56
[ __ ]	4196.88	3.0
see something	4201.739	5.48
get him	4204.04	3.179
okay	4208.46	4.02
all right you got another Bryce get him	4210.02	3.96
whoa	4212.48	6.06
that dog rice oh my God	4213.98	9.239
[ __ ] off [ __ ] off dog [ __ ] Jesus	4218.54	7.4
oh no	4223.219	2.721
oh God oh God are you okay Billy oh [ __ ]	4226.219	5.161
Bryce got eaten by a goddamn dog I'll	4229.219	5.061
avenge you Bryce	4231.38	2.9
oh geez	4234.8	5.46
anybody else oh no Bryce	4236.6	6.42
rice cut either bitten the dick or shot	4240.26	5.76
in the dick by the way oh man that that	4243.02	5.159
does not look pretty I mean they shut	4246.02	4.74
his dick clean off that's awful I mean	4248.179	4.261
it's not awful if you had your dick cut	4250.76	3.78
off removed it's just bad if you had it	4252.44	3.9
shut off yeah I mean you girls guys you	4254.54	3.54
guys girls know what I'm saying yeah	4256.34	4.26
these pieces of [ __ ] serve you guys	4258.08	4.8
right for shooting my buddy Bryce in the	4260.6	3.66
dick	4262.88	4.56
wait what the [ __ ] happened oh now Billy	4264.26	5.82
Billy Billy come back come back to me	4267.44	4.5
Billy Billy must have got shot but he	4270.08	4.079
didn't tell anybody he bled out it's for	4271.94	5.1
killing my buddy Billy killing Bryce	4274.159	5.821
anymore you [ __ ] left get in	4277.04	5.639
get in sassy oh [ __ ] oh God there's	4279.98	4.86
people that are mad at us you're mad at	4282.679	4.761
us sassy	4284.84	2.6
oh we gotta get we gotta get the [ __ ]	4289.0	5.159
out of here quick	4291.5	2.659
oh God getting shot at again	4294.199	5.241
get up	4296.84	2.6
covered no sassy get behind the car why	4300.699	5.861
are you standing there like an idiot	4305.06	5.4
I'll take you all wrong man	4306.56	5.54
what the [ __ ] are you doing	4310.46	5.96
all right this car is [ __ ] let's go	4312.1	4.32
[ __ ] getting shot at where	4316.82	5.04
oh they're down there here sassy take	4319.699	7.101
cover wait till they get close open fire	4321.86	4.94
you got one get	4327.32	3.5
the other one oh God it's a [ __ ] dog	4331.64	5.039
sassy	4334.76	3.54
get the dog	4336.679	3.54
no	4338.3	5.78
ah damn it damn it damn it	4340.219	7.5
sassy oh [ __ ] I don't have time to mourn	4344.08	7.56
your death I gotta jump on this train	4347.719	3.921
I'm Gonna Miss You sassy I gotta make my	4352.64	5.3
way back back	4355.52	2.42
to the Head idea everything about this	4359.12	4.68
was a bad idea of [ __ ] I want to go in	4361.1	4.68
the tunnel hop up	4363.8	5.82
ah okay okay I'm gonna make it I'm gonna	4365.78	6.72
make it out of this one shot oh good	4369.62	5.88
hospital I love Hospital roofs	4372.5	7.5
hospitals always have helicopters	4375.5	4.5
oh that got Harry they got really hairy	4380.96	7.219
for a second let's wait home	4384.38	3.799
oh	4388.64	4.32
that was just uh	4390.92	5.0
that was just a crazy day okay	4392.96	6.029
[Music]	4395.92	3.069
hey	4401.12	3.58
we're gonna need more recruits	4402.86	6.98
[Music]	4404.7	8.42
ah right that was a Oh that was an awful	4409.84	6.46
awful breakfast I'm on my way to work	4413.12	6.5
yeah don't jaywalk you damn ass	4416.3	7.08
yeah run silly [ __ ] ah the good old	4419.62	5.2
police station hey what do you guys	4423.38	2.58
doing laundry in front of the police	4424.82	2.22
station	4425.96	2.82
the [ __ ] out of here	4427.04	3.06
hoodlum	4428.78	3.24
everyone here all right let's see what	4430.1	4.2
all the cars are going all right fine	4432.02	4.56
I'll take the bike do you guys drive it	4434.3	3.78
all right you following the rules huh	4436.58	3.18
saving lives	4438.08	3.48
every time every time I see you guys	4439.76	4.38
stop somewhere all you do is Snip your	4441.56	4.38
fingers check your notepad do nothing	4444.14	5.22
all right it's on its own ding dong the	4445.94	5.64
[ __ ] out of the car come on the wheels	4449.36	4.68
on the nuts go around and round round	4451.58	5.579
and round round and round the wheels on	4454.04	5.94
the nuts go round and round see what we	4457.159	4.981
got here oh man look at this hotel hold	4459.98	3.66
on a second who puts a bush right in	4462.14	3.24
front of their sign	4463.64	3.66
look at that that's just that's just bad	4465.38	4.02
management all right I got I I gotta go	4467.3	3.54
say something I gotta go say something	4469.4	4.02
what is this krastenburg yeah these	4470.84	3.66
people obviously don't know how to do	4473.42	2.819
their damn lawn hey fellas have you seen	4474.5	3.96
the uh the the owner of this place	4476.239	3.96
in order to talk to about the lawn I	4478.46	4.56
hear a cat where's cat oh oh little	4480.199	5.161
kitty oh hey little buddy cats are weird	4483.02	4.26
right am I right cats are weird shame	4485.36	3.299
whatever	4487.28	3.18
give me whatever	4488.659	4.201
what do you mean whatever what do you	4490.46	3.61
mean whatever	4492.86	2.64
[Music]	4494.07	3.83
oh you sneaky son of a [ __ ] come on I	4495.5	2.81
got my	4497.9	1.86
[Music]	4498.31	3.369
here you go oh the cat jumped you see	4499.76	5.16
the cat jumped I'm sorry Kitty I didn't	4501.679	6.06
mean to scare you come back come here	4504.92	5.4
come here cat	4507.739	4.201
right here here where'd it go where'd it	4510.32	3.359
go where'd it go hey buddy did you see a	4511.94	3.719
cat run through here	4513.679	5.101
look at your eyes	4515.659	4.741
what was I doing here oh yeah I gotta	4518.78	2.76
speak to the owner about the push out	4520.4	2.04
front	4521.54	2.82
you guys see that bush out front it's	4522.44	3.719
it's ridiculous you can see this sign	4524.36	4.08
you can see this sign that bugs me the	4526.159	4.261
fact that they're cool with the sign of	4528.44	4.14
the back door wide open you can actually	4530.42	3.36
you can see where you're going but that	4532.58	3.06
front front sign something's got to be	4533.78	3.3
done about it here we go all right trust	4535.64	3.42
me I'm doing you people a favor you're	4537.08	4.579
gonna thank me later	4539.06	6.0
oh don't worry oh [ __ ] sorry that went	4541.659	6.101
off accidentally uh I was just trying to	4545.06	4.92
get I was just trying to get the to burn	4547.76	3.78
away the blood oh Jesus I'm in trouble I	4549.98	4.32
gotta run I gotta run all right so long	4551.54	4.98
get the hell out of there	4554.3	4.02
all right	4556.52	4.32
hey you went over the line	4558.32	5.46
all right nope pull it over you went	4560.84	5.64
over the line hey pull it over oh	4563.78	5.64
clearly a drunk clearly a drunk all	4566.48	7.5
right come on come on Pal give it up	4569.42	6.72
I don't want to do this	4573.98	4.739
come on give it up pal all right high	4576.14	4.559
speed Pursuit if you want it	4578.719	4.98
I'm gonna stop right there come on	4580.699	5.221
oh you gotta go on the highway huh fine	4583.699	4.321
we'll do a highway Pursuit I don't give	4585.92	5.46
a damn let's do this you better quit	4588.02	5.94
whoa traffic what if I could make a	4591.38	6.38
smiley face with the side of your car	4593.96	3.8
my one eye two eyes big smile there you	4598.28	6.24
go all right back up back up back up	4601.82	5.399
back up back up	4604.52	4.44
oh geez	4607.219	6.061
stop people good Lord quit	4608.96	6.12
[ __ ] is wrong with you can't you see	4613.28	3.66
there's a crime scene here all right	4615.08	4.04
suspect was clearly	4616.94	6.54
you've been drinking and um hey lager	4619.12	5.98
wait oh yeah you guys are here good	4623.48	3.66
block that side of the street say the	4625.1	4.619
people don't work Don't Spray me oh you	4627.14	3.9
think that's [ __ ] cute you think	4629.719	2.94
that's [ __ ] get out of the goddamn	4631.04	3.42
fire truck get out of the goddamn fire	4632.659	3.301
truck what part of you think that's	4634.46	2.46
funny	4635.96	3.6
oh oh you got a buddy here huh I don't	4636.92	4.38
give a [ __ ] I'll take all your [ __ ]	4639.56	3.9
on are you spraying me with a fire	4641.3	4.02
hydrant	4643.46	3.0
get the [ __ ] out of here with that fire	4645.32	4.64
hydrant [ __ ] watch out truck	4646.46	3.5
yep	4650.0	2.6
what do people get	4656.659	3.961
it's starting to rain see that's why	4659.3	2.7
that's why I didn't want to take the	4660.62	2.88
bike that's why I didn't want to take	4662.0	3.0
the bike because I knew it [ __ ] rain	4663.5	4.08
today yeah cause here's me now stuck on	4665.0	4.62
the highway stuck on the highway with it	4667.58	4.5
raining yeah hey how you doing in your	4669.62	4.86
nice dry car you [ __ ] all right I'm	4672.08	3.72
gonna I'm gonna Park I'm gonna Park	4674.48	2.759
under this bridge	4675.8	4.58
wait for it to stop	4677.239	3.141
all right this is getting ridiculous	4681.32	3.66
this is absolutely [ __ ] ridiculous	4683.0	4.62
it's been raining for three hours now	4684.98	4.56
here we go maybe I can get one of these	4687.62	3.84
nice citizens to stop	4689.54	4.08
hey stop	4691.46	4.98
stop okay no one no one here no one sees	4693.62	5.4
the red flares it even slows down plow	4696.44	4.56
right through huh she's clearing up out	4699.02	5.699
here yet no stop	4701.0	4.93
stop stop stop	4704.719	2.301
[Music]	4705.93	4.789
I need a ride well there we go yeah	4707.02	6.76
truck all right oh man Park the kind of	4710.719	4.621
an angle didn't you	4713.78	3.3
thanks thanks for let me borrow the	4715.34	3.839
truck appreciate that I'll remember it	4717.08	5.52
hold on going the wrong way hold on it's	4719.179	5.881
my bad my bad it's okay it's okay I'll	4722.6	4.559
get us out of here oh what a shitty	4725.06	4.2
evening let's turn into a real shitty	4727.159	3.361
evening trying to get back to the	4729.26	3.72
station watch out sorry I'm not good I'm	4730.52	3.719
not good at driving these things I don't	4732.98	4.199
have a CDL all right the old police	4734.239	4.141
department	4737.179	4.321
damn it what a shitty shitty night	4738.38	5.22
oh boy Captain's not gonna be happy	4741.5	3.719
about that ah all right I'm just gonna	4743.6	2.88
go back to Burger Shot and get something	4745.219	4.451
to eat or um ooh even better	4746.48	4.52
[Music]	4749.67	5.81
Yum Yum Yum Yum hello	4751.0	7.3
no one's in here well may as well grab a	4755.48	3.66
bottle	4758.3	1.72
three	4759.14	4.88
[Music]	4760.02	7.04
yeah yeah I know how you know just how	4764.02	6.179
you feel pal hey guess what stop writing	4767.06	6.84
hey get off your [ __ ] phone	4770.199	6.04
I just people are so rude nowadays no	4773.9	3.72
you and me you and me are hanging out	4776.239	4.44
come here buddy this is fun I like	4777.62	4.5
running too	4780.679	4.621
I had a crazy day man I caught a	4782.12	5.28
thunderstorm but I crashed the truck in	4785.3	5.04
the police station it was good uh so	4787.4	5.1
this is what happened too much tequila	4790.34	4.62
and walking the streets feels like	4792.5	5.239
a little nightmare	4794.96	2.779
what was that how do I go hang out with	4797.78	4.14
these guys hey fellas	4799.4	4.2
knows the way it really	4801.92	4.259
really yeah man I'm with you	4803.6	4.92
I did the same thing too man you know I	4806.179	4.441
always wonder what like how do you end	4808.52	4.8
up in the back of an alley drinking a 40	4810.62	4.559
ounce but it's you just drink too much	4813.32	3.66
liquor hey you guys are fun you know I	4815.179	3.181
could sit here and kind of Bob my head	4816.98	3.42
and drink a 40 with you guys for a	4818.36	2.879
little bit	4820.4	4.44
yeah see my switchblade	4821.239	5.761
I'm not crazy or nothing them Army	4824.84	4.859
Benefits is [ __ ] what don't you [ __ ]	4827.0	5.04
off of them Army Benefits [ __ ] and	4829.699	4.441
Marty benefits are great you served this	4832.04	4.139
[ __ ] country you get paid for it you	4834.14	3.96
get your [ __ ] benefits I mean	4836.179	3.361
benefits are great	4838.1	4.02
all right I'm going home it's late it's	4839.54	4.8
late and I don't feel like it what are	4842.12	5.18
you looking at [ __ ]	4844.34	2.96
[ __ ] with me note to self you gotta stop	4847.699	4.921
drinking the tequila	4850.88	5.16
you gotta stop drinking the tequila oh	4852.62	6.119
movies oh God I gotta sleep I'm gonna	4856.04	5.34
sleep in this alley I'm gonna sleep I'm	4858.739	4.321
gonna sleep right here this is a good	4861.38	4.76
spot I'm gonna sleep	4863.06	3.08
ah	4868.82	4.02
[Music]	4870.37	6.97
this is siren wait where the [ __ ] am I	4872.84	7.319
oh yeah okay wait yeah now I remember I	4877.34	5.1
fell asleep in the alley hey you guys	4880.159	5.281
did too Sirens wake you up too lady I	4882.44	5.36
like your jacket it's hard to see you	4885.44	4.799
get it because it's camouflage you know	4887.8	4.96
don't worry about it hey um hey you guys	4890.239	4.381
can have that that car by the way I	4892.76	3.24
don't need it I think I'm gonna call in	4894.62	3.8
sick today	4896.0	2.42
[Music]	4899.3	3.899
what	4901.52	4.8
obviously a rookie a rookie	4903.199	4.681
rookie come here	4906.32	4.68
watch it watch out [ __ ]	4907.88	5.76
rookie	4911.0	4.32
why are you driving the car like that	4913.64	6.48
all right hey rookie stop oh rookie	4915.32	7.8
what the hell screw you screw you all	4920.12	4.5
right you gotta stop it's a stop sign	4923.12	4.94
man stop oh [ __ ]	4924.62	3.44
ah	4932.98	5.219
thank you good can you believe that [ __ ]	4935.26	5.979
run over by a rookie I obviously didn't	4938.199	4.421
know how to drive you don't even know	4941.239	3.601
lady you're never gonna make	4942.62	4.5
time the traffic is horrible shut up	4944.84	4.74
about the traffic it's not that bad just	4947.12	4.14
learn to deal with it this town's gonna	4949.58	4.2
make me crazy right lady	4951.26	4.919
Harper unit for Clinical Psychology yeah	4953.78	4.26
I'm gonna end up here too	4956.179	4.441
ah why are you in huh	4958.04	4.5
it's because of that blank stupid stare	4960.62	4.52
the dirty nice is that why you're here	4962.54	7.52
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa easy	4965.14	4.92
oh no we got a hit and run we got a hit	4970.58	4.74
and run here guys I need an ambulance	4973.34	5.64
hold on here we go nine one one I can at	4975.32	6.0
least I can call them I can call 9-1-1	4978.98	4.5
hold on get the fire department out here	4981.32	4.2
hose this lady off location hang in	4983.48	3.6
there they should be here	4985.52	4.74
God knowing them 20 minutes	4987.08	5.46
all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah here	4990.26	3.84
I'll do it	4992.54	3.0
[ __ ] yeah you're too slow at this get	4994.1	3.18
out all right hold up hold up hold on	4995.54	2.94
hold on I gotta get used to this thing	4997.28	3.06
all right here we go I'm gonna hose her	4998.48	3.98
down	5000.34	2.12
foreign	5003.76	3.54
[Music]	5006.03	3.37
there we go all right that didn't work	5007.3	4.56
out whatever I need to get back to uh to	5009.4	5.4
wherever Heads Up Fire Department sorry	5011.86	4.379
sorry I'm not used to driving this water	5014.8	2.64
vehicle	5016.239	3.741
my bad	5017.44	2.54
just a reminder it wasn't because you're	5022.9	4.92
black it's because you look dumb oh yeah	5025.36	4.98
hey all right fire department at the	5027.82	5.28
beach how's everybody doing today hey	5030.34	7.2
hey guys you want to play 1960s Alabama	5033.1	8.34
oh civil rights I say civil rights y'all	5037.54	5.4
people shouldn't drink out of the same	5041.44	3.62
water fountain as me	5042.94	5.04
oh yeah this is how I handle my problems	5045.06	4.659
I don't know how to talk about things	5047.98	4.88
I'll spray people with water hoses	5049.719	7.02
I'm an Alabama [ __ ] uh what a	5052.86	6.1
terrible time in our history oh that was	5056.739	4.081
fun I wonder if these lifeguard queers	5058.96	4.08
of mine if I borrow their SUV for a	5060.82	4.22
second all right	5063.04	5.34
Police Department	5065.04	5.32
man	5068.38	6.6
yeah oh shut the [ __ ] up oh man	5070.36	6.96
tell you what my day was awesome I stole	5074.98	4.56
a fire truck and I played a 1960s	5077.32	4.859
Alabama you've ever done that	5079.54	4.44
I tell you more about it but you might	5082.179	4.98
get offended hi I'm rage cup and I work	5083.98	6.06
for the LSPD what's my job you might ask	5087.159	4.921
well it's pretty damn simple you see the	5090.04	3.84
governor of the state of Los Santos he	5092.08	4.079
lives here and he ran on a tough on	5093.88	4.44
crime platform now when you run on a	5096.159	3.661
platform like that you want to make damn	5098.32	3.54
sure that come next election season your	5099.82	3.48
arrest numbers are up so you can show	5101.86	3.12
your dumbass constituents and they can	5103.3	3.72
reelect you and you keep the job so you	5104.98	3.84
need to get the numbers up which is	5107.02	3.36
basically code for write more tickets	5108.82	3.359
and arrest more people so you can show	5110.38	4.08
how tough on crime you are to the Dingle	5112.179	3.781
nuts that donated a bunch of money to	5114.46	3.84
your [ __ ] campaign so that's where I	5115.96	4.08
come in I get to go out among the	5118.3	3.899
populace and arrest beat and take it the	5120.04	3.78
[ __ ] out of everybody so what are the	5122.199	3.241
best places to do this you might ask	5123.82	4.859
maybe this neighborhood [ __ ] no look at	5125.44	5.46
those houses these people have money see	5128.679	3.841
they can afford to fight the tickets I	5130.9	3.299
write them and even worse they may have	5132.52	3.719
donated to the governor's campaign you	5134.199	3.361
think I want to accidentally risk	5136.239	3.361
beating the [ __ ] out of one of them so I	5137.56	4.2
need to go to other places in the city I	5139.6	3.84
want the oh	5141.76	4.14
I want trailer parks	5143.44	6.5
I want hippie camps I want parking lots	5145.9	6.779
I want all the places that poor people	5149.94	5.08
might be because poor people don't have	5152.679	4.201
the resources of a rich man you see	5155.02	4.26
they'll take a plea deal as fast as they	5156.88	4.68
can because they can't afford a fancy	5159.28	4.919
lawyer man I always go after the lower	5161.56	3.619
class	5164.199	4.5
my name is Rage cop and I [ __ ] love	5165.179	4.241
my job	5168.699	3.75
[Music]	5169.42	3.029
thank you	5176.88	4.779
[Music]	5179.39	4.97
all right let's go predict and serve the	5181.659	5.901
[ __ ] out of these [ __ ]	5184.36	3.2
all right I've been hearing a lot about	5189.28	3.12
people playing this damn game on their	5190.42	3.239
on their phones something about	5192.4	3.72
collecting monsters I feel like I should	5193.659	4.02
put a stop to that so I'm gonna make	5196.12	3.48
sure people don't play it for safety	5197.679	4.081
reasons	5199.6	4.559
oh yep two of them two of them right	5201.76	4.2
there	5204.159	3.721
you pieces of [ __ ]	5205.96	5.1
[ __ ] Pokemon game yeah I'm looking at	5207.88	5.58
you fatty I saw you playing it stop	5211.06	5.119
playing that [ __ ]	5213.46	2.719
[Music]	5219.4	3.12
up yep	5223.9	6.62
walking around playing [ __ ] games	5227.199	5.761
dumbass better watch it hey it's	5230.52	4.84
jaywalking that is jaywalking that is	5232.96	4.08
jaywalking	5235.36	3.54
dude	5237.04	4.139
what are you looking at	5238.9	5.58
that's right keep on buddy hold on no no	5241.179	5.941
no no no no no I'm filming the cops is	5244.48	4.08
illegal	5247.12	3.059
that's what these crazy kids think	5248.56	3.3
nowadays they think they can just tape	5250.179	3.241
you and hold you accountable	5251.86	4.879
that's [ __ ] crazy	5253.42	3.319
the fault	5259.719	2.721
oh wait did that dude just run a red	5264.34	3.96
light	5266.62	4.46
hold on everybody	5268.3	2.78
all right	5271.84	3.66
I don't think so	5273.179	7.321
try to drive away oh yeah hop back in	5275.5	5.0
oh [ __ ]	5283.42	2.66
where'd it go where'd it go where'd it	5286.3	4.439
go	5289.239	4.341
seen him	5290.739	2.841
where is he there he is	5293.62	5.66
yeah I see your ass buddy	5295.84	3.44
pull it over man	5301.8	8.64
no way get out of the car I warned you	5305.1	5.34
it's hard work when I do	5310.78	3.74
all right I better not see any Pokemon	5315.1	5.16
players in here dude that's a nice ride	5316.54	5.34
good job man	5320.26	4.22
looking good	5321.88	2.6
hey hey bougie hold on dog off the leash	5324.58	6.059
oh wait I'll help you out buddy let's go	5328.0	5.0
get him	5330.639	2.361
I'll show you how it's done pal	5335.98	4.88
I got him	5339.4	3.739
come on	5340.86	6.18
start it again more boys	5343.139	3.901
there you go	5349.84	2.72
get him in the leg	5353.08	2.9
see I'm taking him down	5356.58	3.72
he's down he's down	5361.44	6.88
oh you okay buddy	5364.96	6.54
hell's yeah where'd your car go	5368.32	5.52
okay where'd your car go We're Not Gonna	5371.5	4.08
address that glaring issue the fact that	5373.84	3.72
your car disappeared and that you kind	5375.58	5.599
of look like my twin but with a beard	5377.56	3.619
for me	5382.12	2.539
on my watch	5387.94	3.779
why are you shooting at me	5389.62	6.48
hey hey pretty lady oh whoa easy hey get	5391.719	6.541
away from my car	5396.1	4.619
yeah I see you hey	5398.26	4.459
hey	5400.719	6.381
I warned you I warned you don't get up	5402.719	6.161
stay down	5407.1	4.66
God what is wrong with people	5408.88	5.58
ugh what a myth	5411.76	5.76
yeah she's over here boys	5414.46	5.16
yeah this way	5417.52	3.9
oh yeah you're gonna check on him he was	5419.62	2.94
evil me	5421.42	2.7
this car disappeared it looks just like	5422.56	4.4
me but he had a goatee	5424.12	5.94
address is a freaking death track yeah	5426.96	5.56
trust me he looked just like me not	5430.06	4.32
anymore you know now he looks like uh	5432.52	5.36
now he looks like toast	5434.38	3.5
sorry buddy	5439.26	4.78
oh you're fine yeah get up	5441.699	5.221
walk it off whatever dude all right	5444.04	4.679
whatever dude it happens to the best of	5446.92	2.64
us	5448.719	2.121
oh wait	5449.56	4.94
you see what I see	5450.84	3.66
you're looking good	5455.199	2.901
what you doing buddy	5459.639	4.781
trying to catch a Bulbasaur	5461.739	5.87
[Music]	5464.42	3.189
stop trying to catch the Bulbasaur	5467.98	6.679
we'll catch a pizza please	5471.58	3.079
[Music]	5476.24	4.58
oh	5477.82	3.0
all right good day protecting the	5486.159	4.801
streets stopped all these people from	5488.8	4.379
playing that stupid ass game all right	5490.96	4.44
and clock it out I'm gonna go just	5493.179	3.721
I'm gonna walk home	5495.4	3.9
oh ladies of the evening	5496.9	4.259
gotta catch them all right	5499.3	3.96
catch all the diseases	5501.159	5.161
disgusting [ __ ]	5503.26	4.21
all right	5506.32	3.359
[Music]	5507.47	3.78
inner stranger	5509.679	4.741
[Music]	5511.25	6.17
all right good morning	5514.42	5.819
now what a lovely morning it is all	5517.42	5.6
right I'm going to work	5520.239	2.781
hey guys I'm just gonna Patrol the	5524.38	3.0
street today look for more of those	5526.06	3.24
Pokemon idiots	5527.38	2.94
that's what I'm doing	5529.3	3.18
Pokemon in there	5530.32	5.3
better not be what's going on	5532.48	5.64
Mike my dude	5535.62	4.66
you play Pokemon	5538.12	4.88
huh	5540.28	2.72
up up to see one	5544.78	4.04
come on	5553.6	2.9
what you made me do I did a wheelie off	5557.8	4.58
your face	5560.02	2.36
oh	5562.719	3.361
[Applause]	5564.59	4.569
we got a crazy man	5566.08	3.079
what's going on pal you want to stop	5569.92	4.92
huh	5573.4	3.4
all right the chase is on	5574.84	2.42
[Applause]	5576.8	6.52
[Music]	5577.26	9.6
get out of my way	5583.32	3.54
all right looks like a shot's in the	5597.28	5.359
ankle you died from that	5599.02	3.619
[ __ ] who knew	5603.82	5.879
you didn't see a thing lady	5607.54	3.9
I gotta get back to my bike buddy I need	5609.699	3.601
to borrow your car civil forfeiture oh	5611.44	3.84
wait hold on	5613.3	3.6
yeah hold on I actually like this one a	5615.28	3.859
little better	5616.9	2.239
oh what's your language lady	5619.48	3.679
hey guys	5623.32	4.58
I'm back	5625.42	2.48
for real	5628.84	4.92
hey lady you okay	5630.96	5.759
she looks fine	5633.76	2.959
and what's that there's a truckload of	5638.199	4.381
fuel it needs to be delivered to Polito	5640.239	3.241
Bay	5642.58	2.639
before sundown	5643.48	5.179
and you don't think anyone can do it	5645.219	3.44
[Music]	5653.44	6.02
it's dumb that was dumb	5661.08	4.599
hold on I can salvage this I just got to	5663.699	3.111
tip it back over	5665.679	4.29
[Music]	5666.81	3.159
somebody going down we gotta book it	5673.659	4.101
move Rob's liquor	5678.159	3.141
it's probably dangerous to go this	5681.34	3.12
faster than a tanker truck but I gotta	5682.6	4.22
do it um it's wobbly	5684.46	4.86
heads up everybody I gotta get the	5686.82	5.1
balloon back	5689.32	2.6
good good good good good	5693.06	3.84
damn it	5698.76	3.24
all right	5704.139	2.841
for real	5707.199	2.96
I didn't make it	5714.219	3.48
[Music]	5716.04	4.84
rage cup Mission 105 my old police	5717.699	5.52
station I need to get inside and do	5720.88	4.02
something but it's impossible to go	5723.219	3.0
through the front because it's heavily	5724.9	3.779
guarded by Bill and Ted	5726.219	4.5
[ __ ] those guys so the only way I see to	5728.679	4.321
get in is by aerial insertion it's	5730.719	4.741
simple take a helicopter jump out land	5733.0	4.44
on the roof and enter the police station	5735.46	4.44
through the roof access door This Is A	5737.44	4.14
Dangerous Mission but if all goes well	5739.9	5.239
I'll be in and out in no time	5741.58	3.559
foreign	5745.36	3.0
I didn't count on a [ __ ] thunderstorm	5752.699	4.061
but this needs to be done I have no	5754.96	5.179
choice it's now or never	5756.76	3.379
[Music]	5793.43	6.259
oh yeah operation punched Terry in the	5803.8	6.859
back of the [ __ ] head was a success	5807.1	3.559
uh you know I love you Terry it was just	5817.42	4.259
a love temp all right I gotta walk back	5819.76	3.899
to the station	5821.679	3.721
I remember when I used to patrol these	5823.659	5.221
neighborhoods and I don't miss it	5825.4	5.779
garbage like this hanging about	5828.88	6.359
just quit hanging out by a dumpster lady	5831.179	7.741
I picked a nasty night	5835.239	3.681
speaking of nasty uh what do we have	5838.98	4.96
here oh looks like we got a couple of	5841.84	6.12
Los Santos uh prostitutes	5843.94	6.6
your ad here make your brand visible to	5847.96	5.1
tens of people daily be part of a	5850.54	4.86
growing industry also there's a dead	5853.06	5.06
hooker who I shot in the snatch	5855.4	5.66
what do you think	5858.12	6.28
ah you're on drugs	5861.06	7.3
two dead hookers hey everybody two dead	5864.4	6.62
hookers	5868.36	2.66
oh nights like this just make me	5873.48	5.739
crazy I guess	5876.76	4.8
oh hey good stop storming	5879.219	4.561
it's good still sprinkle a little up I	5881.56	4.26
don't mind a little sprinkle	5883.78	3.78
I mean I had to walk all the way across	5885.82	3.6
town	5887.56	5.0
suppose that means	5889.42	3.14
huh	5895.0	2.42
ah those idiots down at City Planning	5900.52	4.98
[ __ ] morons	5903.58	4.619
all right I made it back	5905.5	4.62
oh good thing too first thing in the	5908.199	3.121
morning it's time to get to work right	5910.12	3.78
right tubby hey you don't know a thing	5911.32	6.2
about working do you lazy [ __ ]	5913.9	3.62
oh hey I'm sorry what	5919.3	4.56
[Music]	5921.49	4.709
you want to start something	5923.86	4.319
you want to start something	5926.199	4.5
you want to start something no the [ __ ]	5928.179	4.621
you don't	5930.699	3.601
can't believe that God you see the look	5932.8	4.64
that slob gave to me	5934.3	3.14
[Music]	5937.65	9.329
thank you	5947.139	3.661
all right reporting for Duty I'm gonna	5948.82	4.87
find out what I gotta do today [ __ ]	5950.8	5.52
[Music]	5953.69	4.969
okay okay I got a weird one today man	5956.32	4.2
they want me to go out to the uh Sandy	5958.659	3.841
Shores Police Department and from there	5960.52	3.96
I'll get more information I honestly	5962.5	3.9
don't know what to expect but I'm kind	5964.48	3.659
of intrigued all right what's the best	5966.4	4.259
way out the Sandy Shores you think go to	5968.139	4.56
the airport take a flight yeah yeah I	5970.659	4.641
was thinking that too	5972.699	2.601
[Laughter]	5978.51	5.85
[Music]	5982.13	5.089
all right heading out the Sandy Shores	5984.36	5.1
Airport	5987.219	2.241
great day to fly baby	5991.06	17.259
[Music]	5994.22	14.099
all right Sandy Shores airport straight	6010.699	5.94
Ohio	6014.219	2.42
good	6020.28	3.159
[Music]	6020.36	3.079
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh here we go here	6024.739	6.241
we go here we go here we go here we go	6029.1	4.139
okay all right all right probably	6030.98	3.58
probably could have done that a little	6033.239	2.781
better	6034.56	4.8
Sandy Shores now why the hell did the	6036.02	6.159
captain send me out here	6039.36	4.56
do you think there'd be somebody to pick	6042.179	4.921
me up but yeah oh no such courtesy	6043.92	5.1
hey man you mind if I steal this bike no	6047.1	3.9
you don't [ __ ] mind if I steal your	6049.02	3.719
bike	6051.0	4.02
all right Sheriff's Department should be	6052.739	4.201
right here let's see that's the medical	6055.02	6.48
center there we go County Sheriff oh	6056.94	6.42
well hello gorgeous	6061.5	4.8
oh damn that's a badass ride	6063.36	4.92
well I get [ __ ] all right I'm gonna go	6066.3	5.24
in here and see what the sheriff wants	6068.28	3.26
thank you	6071.719	5.381
okay well this is gonna be one hell of a	6074.3	3.58
mission	6077.1	3.36
I gotta take this car and then I gotta	6077.88	4.859
go take it over to the mechanic and get	6080.46	4.38
it souped up and go out into the desert	6082.739	4.381
and then intercept a convoy carrying a	6084.84	4.26
load of moonshine all right let's see	6087.12	4.94
how this car handles	6089.1	2.96
[Applause]	6096.17	3.199
oh yeah oh man this thing drives like a	6103.56	4.079
dream	6106.86	4.14
visibility out the window [ __ ] though	6107.639	6.08
fault	6111.0	2.719
all right this must be the mechanic up	6114.6	5.519
here yep there he is Mr Auto Repair get	6117.0	4.679
the [ __ ] out of the way	6120.119	4.321
all right buddy you know why I'm here	6121.679	5.04
get this thing looking badass and then	6124.44	5.239
it's off to the desert	6126.719	2.96
I've been looking for this moonshine for	6134.46	5.1
what seems like an eternity	6136.56	5.7
along the way I picked up a hunchback	6139.56	4.86
[ __ ] put him in the back of my car	6142.26	4.68
seemed like the right thing to do	6144.42	4.5
I was about to give up when all of a	6146.94	4.5
sudden my [ __ ] points what's that you	6148.92	6.5
see on the horizon humpback [ __ ]	6151.44	3.98
oh	6155.52	4.26
Convoy the Moonshine	6156.619	5.451
let's go get him	6159.78	3.78
[Music]	6162.07	3.41
have my [ __ ] equipped with harpoons	6163.56	5.46
and RPGs we're gonna take these [ __ ]	6165.48	7.52
down we're gonna get this moonshine	6169.02	3.98
shot [ __ ]	6174.719	2.9
yeah oh yeah [ __ ] you	6178.76	4.14
here	6183.36	7.62
yeah oh oh yeah eat [ __ ] buddy yeah	6185.46	5.52
[Music]	6193.51	3.079
I think you're getting away from me I'm	6199.619	4.201
waiting too long too long for you to get	6201.36	5.0
away from me	6203.82	2.54
oh get up	6206.82	4.28
no you don't	6208.56	2.54
know come on leave me alone	6218.639	4.221
yeah I'm Coming For You moonshine	6226.88	8.279
sweet delicious summoned gold	6231.36	7.1
Nice Shot [ __ ] oh [ __ ]	6235.159	5.741
[Music]	6238.46	5.5
okay this is Ben this is bad don't worry	6240.9	4.62
we can circle around you can circle	6243.96	3.48
around I got this	6245.52	3.16
he's not getting away	6247.44	3.86
[Music]	6248.68	6.2
I still see you buddy oh car's not doing	6251.3	7.8
too good you okay back there music	6254.88	4.22
there it is sweet food shot we don't	6261.92	4.9
want to blow this car up we got to take	6265.5	3.98
his tire out	6266.82	2.66
oh he's got more bunnies geez	6270.78	4.22
our boot is tired	6288.02	3.84
yeah there you go	6293.639	3.201
well	6299.94	4.739
all right	6302.3	5.2
all right we got him stop got him stop	6304.679	5.221
yes what'd you get what'd you get for	6307.5	5.119
running in my car	6309.9	2.719
wow beautiful shot Mansion oh we got the	6312.659	6.54
Moonshine fix that engine [ __ ]	6316.199	4.861
I'm so glad I picked you up off the side	6319.199	3.48
of the road and gave you a place to live	6321.06	4.02
and sleep under my bosom all right we	6322.679	4.5
got all the Moonshine loaded	6325.08	4.8
get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] I love	6327.179	4.621
you I don't need you anymore	6329.88	5.22
I'm heading back to Los Angeles	6331.8	6.769
[Music]	6335.1	3.469
all right thanks guys	6339.36	3.379
good to have the car back to normal but	6342.9	3.48
yeah after that much time in the desert	6344.639	3.48
it still looks like [ __ ] what are you	6346.38	2.819
gonna do	6348.119	5.12
all right gotta deliver the Moonshine	6349.199	4.04
I'm keeping the car by the way	6357.6	3.5
[Music]	6361.71	7.35
ah good morning Los Santos	6365.699	7.161
oh that [ __ ] had a lot of breakfast	6369.06	3.8
bad reporting for Duty hey it's too nice	6376.32	4.74
outside to be wearing a [ __ ] scarf	6378.9	4.319
you're looking like an idiot all right	6381.06	4.079
easy gig today I just gotta go Patrol	6383.219	4.801
downtown get off the phone ah the	6385.139	5.461
downtown sector businesses doing	6388.02	6.24
business Shoppers shopping pure economic	6390.6	6.72
activity I like it	6394.26	5.1
caught by the Light	6397.32	4.26
Bang Bang	6399.36	3.96
walk faster	6401.58	4.76
don't look at me like that walk faster	6403.32	7.5
there good God not that [ __ ] hard	6406.34	6.1
all right I really don't want anyone	6410.82	4.5
scratching my car so yeah I'll just park	6412.44	4.199
I'll park it right here might as well	6415.32	3.18
take up two spots there's plenty of	6416.639	4.261
spaces here so I don't feel bad about it	6418.5	4.5
ah yeah look at all this it's uh	6420.9	3.839
something our species is good at man we	6423.0	3.42
like to try to out dick each other so we	6424.739	3.301
just keep building bigger dicks in the	6426.42	3.9
sky personally I think it's a problem	6428.04	4.679
hey quit smoking	6430.32	5.46
you two I saw you doing it	6432.719	4.561
bad for your health	6435.78	3.06
no we're not really supposed to talk	6437.28	3.899
about it but if you make a large	6438.84	5.48
donation I can tell you more	6441.179	5.641
I really like this part of town it's	6444.32	4.72
nice got a good feel to it	6446.82	4.859
except for this [ __ ] smoking nicotine	6449.04	5.96
gives you a buzz	6451.679	6.321
you stupid [ __ ]	6455.0	5.92
ah amazed Bank building	6458.0	5.139
biggest dick in the sky	6460.92	4.319
it's a nice little entryway though boy	6463.139	3.901
those Bankers really did piss away all	6465.239	3.241
our money on nothing didn't they we're	6467.04	2.88
gonna build a big Fountain right outside	6468.48	4.759
of our building because [ __ ] you we can	6469.92	7.58
while I'm here I may as well go up there	6473.239	4.261
all right the roof I like coming up here	6478.08	5.119
because	6480.84	2.359
don't think about it just do it you	6488.6	4.66
[ __ ] I don't want to parachute	6490.98	5.46
oh man this will uh yeah this will make	6493.26	5.1
your butthole pucker all right I think	6496.44	3.84
that's my parking deck right there so	6498.36	3.72
yeah I'll just uh parachute in front of	6500.28	3.53
that here we go	6502.08	4.889
[Music]	6503.81	3.159
ah	6508.86	5.77
[Music]	6511.23	3.4
all right let's see down there	6515.34	6.26
do a little turn	6519.3	8.46
yeah coming in boom ow [ __ ] ow [ __ ] this	6521.6	8.32
could've landed that a lot better all	6527.76	4.14
right I'd say that was a uh it was a	6529.92	4.199
semi-productive day head back to the	6531.9	3.06
station	6534.119	2.641
all right let's walk a little quicker	6534.96	3.48
huh	6536.76	4.62
come on move it lady move it move it go	6538.44	6.179
let's go walk quicker there you go I got	6541.38	5.58
places to be [ __ ] to do all right guys	6544.619	4.201
I'm just reporting in real quick talk to	6546.96	4.98
the cabin and I'm going home	6548.82	6.06
what do you mean I'm being fired	6551.94	5.94
oh oh I'm not being fired what what do	6554.88	6.5
you mean paid administrative leads	6557.88	3.5
[Music]	6567.55	5.39
I've been on paid administratively for a	6569.639	4.261
month	6572.94	3.0
scratch my ass	6573.9	4.46
smell it	6575.94	6.12
wow uh Terence you have no idea how hard	6578.36	6.4
it is man they kicked me out they kicked	6582.06	3.9
me out of the building	6584.76	3.899
with a paycheck	6585.96	4.44
apparently I made the mistake of	6588.659	4.741
head-butting some CEO of some charity	6590.4	5.219
next thing I know they're like hey man	6593.4	4.44
you [ __ ] up we're gonna keep paying	6595.619	3.961
your salary but you can't work for like	6597.84	6.2
three months three whole months oh God	6599.58	14.63
[Music]	6604.04	11.74
[Applause]	6614.21	8.06
[Music]	6615.78	6.49
thank you	6622.76	5.62
[Music]	6624.74	6.64
foreign	6628.38	3.0
[Music]	6631.9	17.57
[Music]	6651.62	3.119
yeah	6665.94	5.1
good morning guys how you doing this	6668.82	3.74
morning Brandi you got your coffee	6671.04	4.679
Terence my dude how's the shopping cart	6672.56	4.9
business treating you you know what guys	6675.719	3.48
this is [ __ ] like what are we doing	6677.46	3.3
we're just sitting around wallowing	6679.199	3.54
itself pity you know what we need to do	6680.76	4.5
we need to go on vacation I mean look at	6682.739	4.92
it it's a glorious day let's go find a	6685.26	4.5
vehicle let's all Pile in and let's	6687.659	4.261
let's get the [ __ ] out of here yeah come	6689.76	4.5
on guys let's go hey fatty we're going	6691.92	4.98
on a vacation now that's a vacation car	6694.26	5.28
right there it's still this big [ __ ] all	6696.9	3.96
right you four find your own vehicle	6699.54	3.36
we'll take this one I know I know a good	6700.86	3.12
place on the other side of those	6702.9	4.98
mountains vacation time woohoo	6703.98	8.639
[Music]	6707.88	7.2
everybody doing okay back there	6712.619	4.62
then look for Bertha you've never been	6715.08	3.659
out of the city before uh you're gonna	6717.239	3.0
be you're gonna be [ __ ] flying don't	6718.739	2.94
worry about it	6720.239	4.081
oh yeah we're almost here here we go we	6721.679	4.671
get a little puppy	6724.32	4.919
[Music]	6726.35	4.75
yeah	6729.239	3.841
oh what a glorious day	6731.1	4.26
vacation guys	6733.08	4.32
oh that looks fun jet ski look there's a	6735.36	3.839
couple right here come on guys it's jet	6737.4	4.259
ski admit it oh water feels great	6739.199	5.101
yeah hop on don't worry Barbara I'm a	6741.659	3.431
real safe driver	6744.3	16.26
[Music]	6745.09	18.47
oh	6760.56	3.0
yeah that was fun	6772.04	6.22
ah see guys this was nice what'd I tell	6775.56	4.079
you this was gonna be a great day come	6778.26	3.66
out to the beach hang out ride jet skis	6779.639	4.381
or grenades into the water this couldn't	6781.92	3.96
have been better oh look at this this is	6784.02	4.679
this is just nature at its it's it's our	6785.88	4.799
yeah it's okay I mean there's [ __ ] all	6788.699	3.42
over the beach it could be better hey	6790.679	3.54
you guys good at holding your breath	6792.119	4.741
you guys want to go deep sea diving	6794.219	4.02
let's do it let's do it let's go deep	6796.86	3.96
sea diving	6798.239	5.921
[Music]	6800.82	3.34
holy [ __ ] there's like a whole cargo	6807.659	4.201
ship down there that's [ __ ] awesome	6809.699	4.621
all right this was fun let's swim back	6811.86	4.94
to shore	6814.32	2.48
oh	6817.139	4.741
that'll wear you out	6818.639	4.701
guys	6821.88	3.6
[Music]	6823.34	4.68
guys	6825.48	2.54
oh well [ __ ] them	6828.48	3.02
yeah that's a nice little Cove	6831.96	3.54
oh yeah this is better than the other	6834.179	3.48
Beach not too much [ __ ] laying around	6835.5	4.08
although I am kind of concerned with the	6837.659	3.96
amount of campfires two cars and no	6839.58	4.559
[ __ ] people spooky Beach	6841.619	5.04
you know what such a nice night I'm	6844.139	4.911
gonna sleep under the stars	6846.659	7.46
[Music]	6849.05	5.069
thank you	6855.98	6.17
[Music]	6857.19	4.96
yeah what do you want oh I'm at a beach	6864.26	5.5
took a little vacation I had some hobos	6867.48	5.719
with me but I think they all drowned	6869.76	3.439
it's been three months holy [ __ ] I	6873.32	4.54
completely lost track of time	6876.06	5.72
oh yeah sure thing you got it boss	6877.86	3.92
right back on the road baby	6882.54	5.099
[Music]	6884.98	4.759
all right I'm back	6887.639	3.901
cam says I could have the rest of the	6889.739	4.261
day off and I'll just start tomorrow hey	6891.54	4.86
how you boys been and seen you guys in a	6894.0	4.619
few months you miss me yeah you missed	6896.4	4.44
me oh who missed me did you miss me	6898.619	5.221
Johnson I missed you guys a whole bunch	6900.84	5.879
oh damn it's good to be back well I	6903.84	4.98
guess if I got the night off I wouldn't	6906.719	3.541
mind going to say goodbye to some old	6908.82	2.33
friends	6910.26	6.24
[Music]	6911.15	8.35
hey guys I'm off of paid leave so uh I	6916.5	4.739
hate to say it but I no longer I get to	6919.5	2.82
hang out with you guys the living	6921.239	2.94
complete squalor I'm gonna miss your	6922.32	3.96
crazy [ __ ] stories I'm gonna miss how	6924.179	3.661
you always ramble about the government	6926.28	3.24
I'm gonna miss how you always [ __ ]	6927.84	3.24
about the man I'm gonna miss your	6929.52	3.24
reasonable arguments on economic	6931.08	3.72
unfairness we had a good time we had a	6932.76	3.66
good time you know what I still got one	6934.8	3.75
more night let's say we blow it out	6936.42	3.779
[Music]	6938.55	3.93
foreign	6940.199	15.84
[Music]	6942.48	13.559
[Music]	6960.93	14.04
[Music]	6977.87	11.589
thank you	6989.48	10.549
[Music]	6992.25	7.779
[Music]	7002.68	4.69
foreign	7004.94	8.88
[Music]	7007.37	9.45
foreign	7013.82	3.0
[Music]	7017.74	14.32
gotta go Patrol the movie studio pretty	7029.139	5.5
cool huh yeah it's pretty cool you know	7032.06	3.96
what I like about patrolling the movie	7034.639	3.6
studios it's right there so look look	7036.02	5.159
office here movie studio there hey pal	7038.239	4.321
doing all right	7041.179	4.041
look you have a stomach what the [ __ ]	7042.56	4.679
[Music]	7045.22	4.6
someone stop that bus ladies stop that	7047.239	4.141
hear me screaming you forgot that	7049.82	3.779
[ __ ] bus I need your Jeep give me a	7051.38	4.02
Jeep	7053.599	3.421
where'd he go did he get away ah there	7055.4	3.86
he is	7057.02	2.24
I think you're gonna wreck my city	7059.96	5.48
[ __ ] out of this bus	7062.36	3.08
you get for driving like an [ __ ]	7065.659	3.56
all right the back side of the movie	7069.5	4.08
studio now I guess I can just go in this	7071.659	3.781
way oh you look depressed why what's	7073.58	3.9
wrong with you nothing but sadness cheer	7075.44	4.08
up you work in a movie studio your job	7077.48	4.38
is to make [ __ ] every day hey what's	7079.52	5.48
it like being a rent a cop	7081.86	3.14
over here they're shooting uh [ __ ]	7085.239	4.121
over here they're shooting [ __ ] the	7087.92	3.719
sequel yeah I've seen that before that	7089.36	3.72
is a nice ride I'm gonna have to check	7091.639	5.06
that out one day one day when	7093.08	3.619
oh my God oh man it's the car from my	7097.04	4.38
favorite movie oh I love that film	7099.8	3.12
that's uh that's the one where the uh	7101.42	4.679
the mom wants to [ __ ] her kid oh	7102.92	5.52
part of me wants to steal it I wonder if	7106.099	4.14
I can ask somebody if I go talk to a	7108.44	4.14
producer oh hey pal hey I need to talk	7110.239	4.021
to a producer someone who can make	7112.58	3.18
decisions what do I do all you have to	7114.26	3.479
do is go up to the building and yell Mr	7115.76	4.08
Producer man oh okay yeah oh that's easy	7117.739	5.641
thanks hey hey Mr Producer man hey what	7119.84	5.819
do you want about a fake hey yeah I'm a	7123.38	4.56
big fan of this uh the movie with this	7125.659	4.08
car you know the one where the dad's a	7127.94	3.299
[ __ ] yeah I just want to know if I	7129.739	3.241
could take the car for a spin I'll bring	7131.239	3.9
it back in one piece I promise yeah sure	7132.98	3.84
you could take it for a ride just don't	7135.139	4.02
go fast on the beach	7136.82	4.2
okay that's cryptic as hell but all	7139.159	4.261
right yeah I won't do that all right	7141.02	4.199
this is gonna be awesome let's go Cruise	7143.42	3.42
the city	7145.219	3.44
hey guys look what I got	7146.84	4.07
listen to the horn on this thing	7148.659	4.56
[Music]	7150.91	5.35
it's okay Mr Producer man said I could	7153.219	5.081
said I could take this so I'm just gonna	7156.26	5.339
I'm gonna take it okay yep yep thank you	7158.3	5.72
thank you	7161.599	2.421
oh man this thing is so fun to drive oh	7170.0	4.56
man I gotta I gotta take this down to	7173.0	2.76
the beach I'm gonna pick up so many	7174.56	3.659
ladies in this yeah don't be jealous	7175.76	5.64
guys hey hey good looking you want to	7178.219	5.821
come back to my place I can stick my in	7181.4	6.12
your check that out mohawk	7184.04	5.82
absolutely that's what I said when I	7187.52	4.56
first saw it man everyone loves this car	7189.86	3.72
oh yeah you want to get a picture check	7192.08	2.82
it out man	7193.58	3.659
yeah	7194.9	5.1
what's cracking I wonder why that guy	7197.239	4.801
said don't go fast on the beach it looks	7200.0	5.099
like a really weird crazy Rule and part	7202.04	5.82
of me kind of wants to try it hey ladies	7205.099	6.381
you want to see how fast I can go	7207.86	3.62
[Applause]	7222.48	6.089
down	7235.94	5.76
oh [ __ ]	7238.36	5.7
[Applause]	7241.7	5.419
it's all flatty	7244.06	5.579
what's up	7247.119	8.281
wait what's happening what's going on	7249.639	5.761
whoa whoa whoa what the what the [ __ ]	7257.119	5.301
why	7266.02	5.8
does everything look like [ __ ] okay	7268.36	4.54
I'll take it out of here gotta get out	7271.82	3.779
here Gotta Go Gotta Go oh my God okay	7272.9	4.68
all right I'm off the beach off the	7275.599	5.761
beach where am I did I lose my mind is	7277.58	6.36
that the Maze Bank building	7281.36	5.7
why am I still getting shot at	7283.94	6.179
okay all right whoa wow what stop	7287.06	5.579
shooting them oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the car's	7290.119	3.001
on fire	7292.639	3.361
[Applause]	7293.12	5.76
okay okay clearly I've traveled back in	7296.0	4.86
time in my time machine has just	7298.88	4.2
exploded oh what else could go wrong	7300.86	4.92
today oh my God I'm black oh geez this	7303.08	4.88
is bad oh this is this is really bad	7305.78	4.74
though always holding up [ __ ] well I'm	7307.96	4.179
sorry I don't mean to hold up [ __ ] like	7310.52	3.42
time machine exploded it happens to the	7312.139	3.361
best of us okay I'm still trying to	7313.94	3.239
figure out what caused it I'm guessing	7315.5	3.239
the rotation of the ferris wheel creates	7317.179	3.06
some sort of like electromagnetic	7318.739	3.181
distortion on the beach like that's why	7320.239	3.48
you don't go fast on the beach yeah yeah	7321.92	4.02
science all right first thing I need is	7323.719	4.561
a car I need the car no I need the car I	7325.94	4.259
had to figure out how to get a [ __ ] home	7328.28	3.6
I don't know where to go I'm stuck in a	7330.199	5.641
strange place is it oh of course I need	7331.88	7.5
guns oh my God look at you why does your	7335.84	6.24
face look so weird and fuzzy and gross	7339.38	5.339
all right yeah I'll take that look oh my	7342.08	5.039
God look at your hands what the [ __ ]	7344.719	4.801
hey hey honey taking your ride because	7347.119	4.261
it's nice and I just want I want a nice	7349.52	4.02
ride man this thing's awesome oh hey	7351.38	4.14
look there's a Vinewood sign so yeah	7353.54	4.38
this is uh this is old Los Santos this	7355.52	5.219
place is a lot uglier than I remember	7357.92	4.56
all right oh	7360.739	3.96
big Jesus watch out oh I'm by the beach	7362.48	3.48
again	7364.699	3.781
wow [ __ ] it's so hard to drive this	7365.96	4.139
thing I'm gonna find these [ __ ]	7368.48	3.0
purple [ __ ]	7370.099	4.56
yeah purple guy yeah purple guy yeah of	7371.48	4.32
course when I want him to be here	7374.659	3.301
they're not oh well may as well take	7375.8	3.359
this helicopter	7377.96	6.36
yep get up here end up purple guys Boom	7379.159	6.141
baby	7384.32	4.879
yeah [ __ ] you	7385.3	3.899
oh sun's coming up it's gonna be a nice	7390.739	3.96
day all right I got my revenge but now	7392.78	4.439
what the [ __ ] am I gonna do gotta figure	7394.699	5.581
out a way to oh is that the water tower	7397.219	5.4
the movie studio let's see when was the	7400.28	4.2
film shot it's the 90s now the film was	7402.619	2.941
shot I think the film was shot in the	7404.48	5.179
80s yeah they still have the car	7405.56	4.099
[ __ ]	7409.76	4.64
[ __ ]	7411.86	2.54
[Music]	7415.47	5.269
sorry guys I gotta talk to the movie	7418.54	4.24
producer real quick gangster level reach	7420.739	5.241
to my SMG skills	7422.78	3.2
go [ __ ] off	7427.099	5.781
ow [ __ ] off guys	7428.78	4.1
[Music]	7433.69	5.35
hey producer hey hey you in there hello	7436.58	4.38
what do you want why are you showing	7439.04	3.3
them the car from the movie where the	7440.96	3.42
mom wants to [ __ ] the kid where is it oh	7442.34	4.14
that car we keep it in a warehouse It's	7444.38	4.38
Advanced Fiero right by the airport all	7446.48	5.88
right thanks for the information oh [ __ ]	7448.76	7.58
Warehouse in Cynthia wow	7452.36	3.98
why is aiming so weird in this	7457.28	5.959
[ __ ] off	7460.52	2.719
guys I love you I gotta get the San	7463.52	5.34
Fierro they back off man come on I'm on	7465.619	6.721
your side oh [ __ ] all right I gotta get	7468.86	4.56
out of this city gotta hit the same	7472.34	3.54
Bureau let's see oh wait I actually	7473.42	4.44
remember this place kind of I'm not	7475.88	5.4
mistaken there should be yeah Oh Cletus	7477.86	4.859
used to live over here with the Bigfoot	7481.28	4.02
ah no one's stopping now we're heading	7482.719	3.781
to the country	7485.3	3.839
see back a Beyond leafy Hollow vaguely	7486.5	4.32
remember these places it's been a while	7489.139	3.841
since I've been here still have a bit of	7490.82	3.6
a challenge because they have to go to	7492.98	4.199
San Fierro have to find the car and then	7494.42	4.319
I have to get the car all the way back	7497.179	3.181
to the beach in one piece	7498.739	3.301
that's not gonna be easy	7500.36	3.239
oh wait what's it oh this is Mount	7502.04	3.119
Chiliad	7503.599	5.161
but like weird blocky [ __ ] up textures	7505.159	6.54
Mount Chiliad ah that sign said San	7508.76	5.04
Fiero okay good yeah the highway I	7511.699	3.721
remember this all right did you take me	7513.8	4.439
right to it downtown airport okay he	7515.42	5.96
said the warehouse near the airport	7518.239	3.141
airport oh geez watch out	7521.719	5.361
oh [ __ ]	7524.0	3.08
oh god what the hell oh it's on fire	7527.119	5.04
it's on fire bail	7529.46	6.179
IE was [ __ ] up looking	7532.159	5.341
ah geez yeah you know you're in San	7535.639	4.08
Fierro when it's foggy all right let's	7537.5	4.199
see pretty close to the airport these	7539.719	4.081
look like warehouses see there's a	7541.699	5.46
floating floating star over there	7543.8	4.799
not sure why it would be a floating	7547.159	5.121
Stars a bunch of poor people like whoa	7548.599	5.661
there it is	7552.28	5.98
ah yes oh man oh now I'm feeling better	7554.26	5.56
all right I gotta get this thing all the	7558.26	2.82
way back to the beach the way people	7559.82	2.52
drive around here it's gonna be tough	7561.08	4.86
wow [ __ ] watch out damn it	7562.34	5.46
I can't keep doing [ __ ] like that I	7565.94	2.94
remember I remember there was a big	7567.8	3.0
bridge where's the big bridge if I can	7568.88	3.66
find the big bridge I can I can get back	7570.8	3.299
on the highway	7572.54	3.98
oh yeah hey watch it	7574.099	5.1
damn it	7576.52	5.28
[ __ ]	7579.199	2.601
chasing me	7583.76	4.04
that's chasing me	7585.8	4.2
found the bridge and now I just got an	7587.8	4.24
[ __ ] chasing me	7590.0	4.8
oh [ __ ] and I hit a cop	7592.04	4.86
oh man never gonna get this thing back	7594.8	3.299
in one piece	7596.9	4.799
ah okay [ __ ] oh look at all the textures	7598.099	4.941
in this tunnel	7601.699	4.861
Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah beautiful San	7603.04	4.78
Fiero	7606.56	4.74
the [ __ ] out of here heading towards Los	7607.82	6.54
Santos it's been a while so much traffic	7611.3	5.46
and it doesn't move look what is wrong	7614.36	4.92
with you people move tell you what in	7616.76	4.68
future Los Santos they move drive like	7619.28	4.319
those idiots all right what that's what	7621.44	5.46
that design say lost Vinter oh Los	7623.599	6.12
Venturas oh man I remember Los Venturas	7626.9	4.68
you go there you can gamble they had	7629.719	3.96
like casinos and [ __ ] oh man I haven't	7631.58	4.68
gambled in such a long time I mean I	7633.679	4.02
should probably just focus on getting	7636.26	5.22
back to the beach but oh yeah casinos	7637.699	5.581
why don't they put a casino in new Los	7641.48	4.679
Santos get it all on black baby hit it	7643.28	5.28
[ __ ] oh you think that's cute you think	7646.159	4.52
that's cute that's a cheeky [ __ ] yeah	7648.56	4.2
don't be right in the [ __ ] all right	7650.679	4.661
yeah lost everything as usual The House	7652.76	4.5
Always Wins let's get the [ __ ] out of	7655.34	4.02
here this place was cool but man you	7657.26	5.58
just lose a fortune okay Los Santos all	7659.36	6.06
right come on I don't like that smoke	7662.84	6.359
coming out the back it's not good	7665.42	5.58
yeah I think I see the Maze Bank	7669.199	4.381
building maybe with the tree just kind	7671.0	6.38
of popping in [ __ ] taxi	7673.58	3.8
tense all right back in the city	7677.54	5.4
oh boy all right I'm gonna slow down I	7680.239	4.681
gotta find the beach I gotta find the	7682.94	4.46
beach watch out	7684.92	5.58
easy easy	7687.4	5.739
oh there it is ah oh this is good all I	7690.5	5.119
gotta do is gather speed all right yeah	7693.139	4.621
oh wait	7695.619	5.271
okay we have a challenge here	7697.76	4.0
[Music]	7700.89	3.939
[Applause]	7701.76	3.069
yeah oh [ __ ] purple guys [ __ ] off all	7704.9	6.56
right here we go	7708.92	2.54
this is what what the [ __ ] got it go go	7712.699	8.221
go go go go go go go go oh my god oh	7716.54	5.699
[ __ ]	7720.92	2.699
whoa	7722.239	3.48
whoa I'm back	7723.619	4.921
well thanks [ __ ] God oh my God	7725.719	5.46
textures I've missed you so much	7728.54	6.3
Graphics wow all right all right I gotta	7731.179	6.741
get this thing back to the movie studio	7734.84	3.08
hey pal	7738.139	2.54
all right I brought it back	7743.119	3.781
and	7745.04	4.619
[ __ ] you	7746.9	4.199
don't ever let anyone leave with that	7749.659	2.781
car do you hear me	7751.099	4.441
[ __ ] hear me all right made it back	7752.44	5.56
guys you're never gonna believe the day	7755.54	4.82
I had	7758.0	2.36
guys	7761.54	4.92
okay	7763.76	10.67
[Music]	7766.46	7.97
out on patrol	7777.619	5.04
beautiful day here in Los oh what is	7780.04	4.599
this [ __ ] doing	7782.659	3.661
all right buddy	7784.639	5.1
hey taco truck oh [ __ ]	7786.32	6.24
all right pull it over taco truck	7789.739	6.541
yeah hey talking to you [ __ ]	7792.56	5.28
all right you think that's the right way	7796.28	5.16
to change lanes huh hey look at me	7797.84	5.94
look all right put my fist in your ass	7801.44	5.159
all right March going on a jog buddy I'm	7803.78	5.04
Gonna Make You Sweat it all what this is	7806.599	4.14
doing is gonna teach you a lesson to	7808.82	4.94
shoot you in the ass there we go	7810.739	6.541
now next time don't change the ladies	7813.76	5.56
like an [ __ ]	7817.28	4.62
whoa whoa whoa go a little fast there	7819.32	4.379
ain't you hey	7821.9	4.08
all right yeah pull it over come on come	7823.699	4.381
on	7825.98	5.36
all right listen Speedy whoa [ __ ] you	7828.08	6.59
[Music]	7831.34	5.5
[Applause]	7834.67	5.83
slow down you slow down lady God what is	7836.84	4.92
wrong with people	7840.5	2.88
[ __ ] now your car's in the middle of the	7841.76	3.359
road hold on let me let me push this car	7843.38	4.739
out of the way hey did you just run a	7845.119	7.52
record oh God damn it all right man	7848.119	4.52
I mean what did you think would happen	7854.06	3.539
if you brought a red light huh	7855.38	4.2
being an idiot God	7857.599	4.62
no discipline whatsoever all right let	7859.58	5.659
me push your car out of the way	7862.219	3.02
sir hey everybody hold the [ __ ] why is	7867.56	4.679
everyone in such a [ __ ] hurry all	7870.139	4.381
right everybody hold on almost got it I	7872.239	4.321
said hold the [ __ ] on	7874.52	3.78
I'm trying to get this man's car out of	7876.56	3.92
the road	7878.3	2.18
move move safely off the curb ass off	7881.119	5.001
the road so no one gets hurt	7883.699	4.081
[Music]	7886.12	3.22
all right when you wake up just hop in	7887.78	4.8
your car [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa	7889.34	5.72
car thief	7892.58	4.68
see buddy what you didn't know is that	7895.06	4.0
car is already [ __ ] up you're not	7897.26	3.06
gonna steal that thing I could run	7899.06	3.78
faster than that so you can only go that	7900.32	4.74
fast let's see yeah yeah I absolutely	7902.84	4.08
can run faster than that but you	7905.06	3.48
shouldn't steal people's cars man I mean	7906.92	3.42
that's that's [ __ ] up right	7908.54	4.139
what do you got to say for yourself	7910.34	5.6
oh you just a [ __ ]	7912.679	3.261
and that's what you get car thief maybe	7919.719	4.841
next time you'll think about what you do	7922.94	2.88
before you do it	7924.56	4.559
all right back at the station	7925.82	5.76
good Patrol this morning oh hey boys	7929.119	4.801
you're back it's good all right we're	7931.58	4.2
gonna talk to the captain oh now what	7933.92	2.71
else he wants me to do today	7935.78	4.209
[Music]	7936.63	3.359
oh man hey I got a fun assignment	7940.96	5.8
apparently they need help down at the	7944.599	4.381
prison I've never been down there but uh	7946.76	4.979
you know what I think I can manage it I	7948.98	4.38
think I'm gonna have a good time	7951.739	8.551
[Laughter]	7953.36	6.93
[Applause]	7960.55	6.81
foreign	7965.179	2.181
[Music]	7968.4	8.719
[Music]	7980.32	3.14
I don't know why you get a city cop to	7983.659	4.861
come here but hey it's fun hey anyone at	7985.4	4.679
the gate I need to get in I'm here to	7988.52	3.679
help	7990.079	2.12
hey guys I'm here on patrol what's up oh	7993.34	5.739
man I like you guys haircuts well they	7996.32	5.16
allow cigarettes in here you know I	7999.079	4.14
don't know if you don't I'm not a big	8001.48	4.739
fan of cigarettes like you know like not	8003.219	4.92
at all	8006.219	4.5
so don't smoke them man a lot of you	8008.139	4.681
guys like that haircut don't you	8010.719	5.221
think the old crazy stringy doo-doo hair	8012.82	5.64
I mean you know whatever that's that's	8015.94	4.02
the haircut you want to have by all	8018.46	4.46
means have it hey buddy what'd you do	8019.96	6.42
let me guess accounting errors right or	8022.92	5.02
maybe you diddled kids I don't know you	8026.38	3.42
got one of those kid diddling mustaches	8027.94	4.32
so hopefully you did the first thing not	8029.8	4.98
the ladder now uh	8032.26	5.58
one of you feels out of place	8034.78	5.58
I'm not gonna say which one	8037.84	3.899
but hey whatever	8040.36	4.319
who am I to judge right holy crap buddy	8041.739	5.161
that Tattoo's all over your face I gotta	8044.679	3.721
tell you man that is a terrible life	8046.9	3.54
decision if anyone ever says hey man you	8048.4	3.179
could get it you should get a crazy	8050.44	3.239
tattoo all over your face the correct	8051.579	4.56
answer is no no I don't want to do that	8053.679	4.321
that would probably look really stupid	8056.139	3.841
but hey whatever who am I to judge	8058.0	5.94
smoking a [ __ ] cigarettes though	8059.98	5.82
oh man I can't even imagine what you	8063.94	4.34
guys did especially you crazy guys	8065.8	4.68
did you smoke weed when you were young	8068.28	4.12
and now you're at the hands of a justice	8070.48	3.719
system that profits off the misery of	8072.4	3.9
others is that what you did	8074.199	4.621
well [ __ ] happens hey you're doing a	8076.3	4.919
really good job man	8078.82	5.16
keeping an eye on all these guys	8081.219	5.661
you've been shot with a taser	8083.98	5.759
whoa look at you dance	8086.88	4.66
it's what it feels like	8089.739	4.221
hey who wants to do the taser Boogie	8091.54	3.74
[Music]	8093.96	3.219
what do you think about when you little	8095.28	5.379
kids oh I just want to dance all right I	8097.179	5.641
feel like I've done a good job today	8100.659	5.0
worked out pretty well	8102.82	2.839
where water meets land and fire once	8109.659	6.0
spewed forth there the infinite eight	8112.06	7.579
shall stay until I return	8115.659	3.98
where water meets land fire huh	8119.98	6.119
second	8124.179	4.5
let's see Polito Bay	8126.099	5.48
huh	8128.679	2.9
guys I've discovered a mystery watch out	8134.82	5.08
watch out	8138.28	4.26
watch out	8139.9	5.04
we gotta get through all right pop it in	8142.54	4.74
guys it was fun today had a really good	8144.94	6.179
ass time but uh I'm on a case	8147.28	5.28
hey	8151.119	4.261
it's way out there taking a plane might	8152.56	4.38
be the best trick	8155.38	3.96
let's see here oh perfect I don't know	8156.94	4.38
whose this is but I hope they don't mind	8159.34	4.819
me borrowing it	8161.32	2.839
there she is	8169.96	4.199
all right coming in	8171.94	4.759
keep it in	8174.159	2.54
oh	8177.34	5.279
you know what I'm fine with that	8179.5	5.099
come on	8182.619	4.281
here a little bit yeah yeah	8184.599	4.881
awesome look at me	8186.9	4.9
see it's gonna be stupid to go out here	8189.48	3.22
tonight	8191.8	2.52
I'm gonna go find a boat and then I'll	8192.7	4.28
hit that [ __ ] in the morning	8194.32	9.629
[Music]	8196.98	6.969
all right I guess this is as good a	8205.139	4.72
place as any to look for [ __ ]	8207.46	3.88
see what we got	8209.859	5.74
[Music]	8211.34	4.259
[Music]	8235.85	4.49
ah	8238.66	3.6
all right searched all day didn't find	8240.34	4.5
[ __ ] I feel like I've been had	8242.26	4.08
nothing here	8244.84	3.66
this place sucks okay so this whole	8246.34	4.62
thing was pointless and you guys are all	8248.5	4.38
[ __ ] here	8250.96	5.0
that is a grenade	8252.88	3.08
enjoy yourself	8257.5	2.939
all right I'm heading back to the prison	8259.059	3.3
someone's trolled me and it's really	8260.439	4.74
pissed me off I think I need to go teach	8262.359	4.981
a couple people a lesson	8265.179	4.38
all right well	8267.34	4.139
that didn't work where's the eject	8269.559	5.241
button wow [ __ ]	8271.479	3.321
[Music]	8278.09	4.37
put some gas in this thing	8279.58	6.0
this little cafe something to eat I like	8282.46	5.099
these little towns rarely get to come	8285.58	3.3
out here	8287.559	2.641
come over here and talk to these fine	8288.88	2.4
people	8290.2	4.5
this is broken can I return it	8291.28	5.579
impeach the Socialist get a brain you	8294.7	3.05
you morons	8296.859	2.401
[Music]	8297.75	3.55
so I take a YouTuber an intelligent	8299.26	3.179
couple	8301.3	2.759
so what's your guys opinion on the	8302.439	3.061
economic policy when it comes to	8304.059	4.221
international trade	8305.5	2.78
yep	8308.679	2.72
[ __ ] Moran uh yeah there's the prison	8311.439	6.901
I got words for some people in there	8314.679	5.661
which one of you did it	8318.34	4.74
which one of you did it all right what	8320.34	4.36
do you did it	8323.08	3.66
I'm not [ __ ] around which one of you	8324.7	4.979
did it how about you Nicholas	8326.74	4.739
did you do it yeah I'm talking about	8329.679	4.441
this [ __ ] on the wall	8331.479	4.261
where's that guy that did those kids I	8334.12	4.62
bet he did it hey you gonna tell me who	8335.74	3.84
did it	8338.74	2.88
you can tell me you can tell me who did	8339.58	3.779
it	8341.62	5.3
all right which one of you did it	8343.359	3.561
just gonna pull ahead of cigarette and	8347.2	2.819
light it don't you dare light that [ __ ]	8348.519	3.54
don't you just don't you not to like	8350.019	5.34
that [ __ ] cigarette buddy	8352.059	4.861
who did it you know what I see in your	8355.359	3.301
eyes I see fear	8356.92	3.059
because you know what's gonna happen to	8358.66	4.76
you if you don't tell me who did it	8359.979	3.441
who did it	8367.559	5.401
who did it	8369.939	3.021
hey buddy do you know who did it	8377.88	5.04
who did it I didn't tell me who did it	8386.08	7.02
who did it the [ __ ] who did it	8388.68	5.98
you do it	8393.1	3.06
who did it	8394.66	4.62
who the [ __ ] who did it all right fine	8396.16	5.64
nobody did it you know what [ __ ] this	8399.28	5.6
place I'm out I'm leaving	8401.8	3.08
I mean the [ __ ] out of here take his	8415.72	4.219
Jeep	8417.7	2.239
[Music]	8421.34	6.7
ah there she is beautiful Los Santos	8422.56	5.48
hey learn to merge	8428.14	5.36
good morning	8430.96	2.54
all right guys I'm back	8433.78	3.42
[ __ ] the prison I'm never going back	8435.58	3.359
there it was awful	8437.2	3.54
I'll be back in the city it's a nice	8438.939	4.04
night	8440.74	2.239
that's [ __ ] hey can you do me a favor	8443.08	4.8
and quit hooking right across from the	8445.96	3.66
police station where I work I mean I'm	8447.88	3.3
just a simple man I don't ask for too	8449.62	3.6
much so if you two could do that for me	8451.18	4.47
that'd be great	8453.22	8.0
[Music]	8455.65	7.88
all right	8461.22	12.219
[Music]	8463.53	12.13
okay let's do a little beach patrolling	8473.439	5.101
hey you guys see my new vehicle I got	8475.66	5.22
what do you think ladies hey muscles	8478.54	4.5
check this vehicle out we just bought it	8480.88	4.2
with your [ __ ] tax dollars oh your	8483.04	4.14
four-wheeler seems real nice uh well can	8485.08	4.279
it do this	8487.18	5.1
your four-wheeler doesn't shoot guns oh	8489.359	4.241
and you think that's impressive check	8492.28	3.74
this out	8493.6	2.42
what yeah it's [ __ ] goes in the	8496.859	7.301
water yeah baby	8500.319	5.401
let me see what happens when I take your	8504.16	4.199
four-wheeler in the water	8505.72	6.259
oh no it's dead oh no	8508.359	7.441
hey your four wheelers suck	8511.979	5.401
oh [ __ ]	8515.8	4.679
[Music]	8517.38	4.96
all right Sun's starting to get a little	8520.479	3.721
low in the sky so I'm gonna head back to	8522.34	4.559
the station ah surfing the waves baby	8524.2	5.6
with my four-wheeler	8526.899	6.121
check this [ __ ] out ladies	8529.8	6.04
there's no riding riding	8533.02	4.799
riding is illegal	8535.84	3.479
calm your ass	8537.819	4.201
I'm here to control and help	8539.319	5.04
all right guys I'm back I gotta tell you	8542.02	4.14
this this was money well [ __ ] spent	8544.359	3.361
it's a little bloody because I had to	8546.16	3.06
stop a riot but uh you should be able to	8547.72	3.48
clean it up no problem all right that	8549.22	3.84
was a fine day of working oh yeah it's	8551.2	4.68
Christmas tomorrow Santa Claus is coming	8553.06	5.58
tonight everybody hey it's gonna be	8555.88	5.46
Christmas tomorrow I wonder what Santa	8558.64	4.82
Claus is going to bring my ass	8561.34	10.34
[Music]	8563.46	11.68
it snowed last night oh hey good morning	8571.68	4.6
everybody	8575.14	3.24
Merry [ __ ] Christmas	8576.28	4.079
I love the snow it's perfect for	8578.38	5.96
snowball fights it's not my fight	8580.359	3.981
snowball fight	8587.52	7.65
[Laughter]	8590.6	4.57
snowball fight oh [ __ ] that was a	8595.3	6.9
grenade guys run oh God sorry sorry	8598.12	6.48
you're a [ __ ] fault	8602.2	4.02
all right let's see is there a present	8604.6	3.54
around here for me I feel like Santa	8606.22	4.7
would have uh	8608.14	2.78
[Music]	8611.69	4.61
well well well well thank you Sandy	8613.359	4.741
[ __ ] clouds	8616.3	3.179
hey guys look what I got for Christmas	8618.1	5.42
oh oh man all right how do I	8619.479	4.041
[Laughter]	8623.98	8.28
okay that car is [ __ ] awesome come on	8627.6	6.299
straight away	8632.26	5.28
yeah oh man	8633.899	5.941
all right I think I'm in love	8637.54	6.14
prepare for takeoff guys	8639.84	3.84
oh oh [ __ ] this is uh this got out of	8645.1	4.74
hand	8649.06	3.299
oh crap	8649.84	4.44
all right come on come on hold up hold	8652.359	3.12
up hold up	8654.28	2.64
hold up	8655.479	3.601
damn I'm good	8656.92	4.439
oh man can't wait to clean up the	8659.08	4.94
streets with this	8661.359	2.661
[Music]	8673.02	3.979
[Music]	8686.83	3.149
this has been the best Christmas gift	8700.359	3.54
ever	8702.04	3.84
wow that was a lot of fun	8703.899	3.841
let's go get into some more trouble it's	8705.88	4.68
Christmas guys Mighty only one who works	8707.74	3.84
for a living	8710.56	4.799
no I work too baby hey	8711.58	6.56
Merry Christmas	8715.359	2.781
very [ __ ] Christmas hey guys what'd	8719.2	5.94
you get anything good so we still got	8722.92	3.84
this thing which is great	8725.14	3.66
all right made over to the ritzy side of	8726.76	4.2
town sure you rich people got some nice	8728.8	3.599
stuff for Christmas let's check that out	8730.96	5.16
hey what'd Santa bring you rich [ __ ]	8732.399	6.301
oh did you get those pants those are	8736.12	4.92
some stupid looking pants what's up	8738.7	3.67
coffee Mama what'd you get	8741.04	3.06
[Music]	8742.37	3.05
tell you what you need to get you need	8744.1	4.259
to get a new [ __ ] attitude oh hey	8745.42	5.82
bros what Santa Claus bring you bros did	8748.359	5.58
he bring you a [ __ ] pipe wrench yeah	8751.24	6.06
bruh yeah bro	8753.939	5.401
in the hail	8757.3	3.93
you guys are weird as [ __ ] you know that	8759.34	5.34
[Music]	8761.23	7.16
hey lady what did Santa Claus bring you	8764.68	6.94
[Music]	8768.39	3.23
Merry [ __ ] Christmas indeed I'm	8772.3	5.54
taking this for a spin	8774.58	3.26
[Music]	8783.03	3.079
[Music]	8789.04	5.48
thank you	8791.46	3.06
[Music]	8804.8	3.11
everybody oh man this is the best	8812.1	5.32
vehicle for getting around I have ever	8815.56	3.96
seen all right she broke down but you	8817.42	4.26
know what that was a good ass time I'm	8819.52	3.419
gonna have to get one of those where the	8821.68	4.2
[ __ ] am I going I just got off the phone	8822.939	4.441
with my nephew trying to get damn	8825.88	3.12
blizzard out here	8827.38	3.26
damn	8829.0	4.8
oh God hey guys I'm gonna hang out in	8830.64	5.259
here for uh for a while at this	8833.8	4.47
snowstorm pass	8835.899	11.601
[Music]	8838.27	11.669
never spend Christmas night in a bar	8847.5	3.939
right Margaret	8849.939	4.021
all right all right let me see I'm out	8851.439	6.241
oh boy okay yeah yeah my [ __ ] head	8853.96	5.88
all right I need to get home because I'm	8857.68	3.54
gonna borrow I'm gonna give her the body	8859.84	3.599
bro get a car don't drink and drive with	8861.22	3.719
kids	8863.439	4.581
this car is pretty sweet	8864.939	3.081
I just fire a rocket did this	8869.92	5.58
holy [ __ ] this car's got a rocket	8873.46	4.56
launcher let's see what else has got	8875.5	4.979
this car's got a machine gun this car	8878.02	4.44
did I take let's see where does uh	8880.479	5.821
what's this button oh [ __ ]	8882.46	6.54
oh	8886.3	7.08
oh God wait this car just [ __ ] jump	8889.0	7.14
oh yeah	8893.38	6.599
but jump and then	8896.14	6.92
are you [ __ ] kidding me	8899.979	6.0
all right I gotta I gotta do it all	8903.06	3.59
right here we go	8905.979	3.541
[Music]	8906.65	3.65
lunch	8909.52	5.78
[Music]	8910.3	5.0
yeah man	8915.64	8.179
[Music]	8918.16	8.46
come on you can make it you can make it	8923.819	4.5
baby	8926.62	3.42
haha	8928.319	4.421
yeah	8930.04	5.22
over the light yup	8932.74	5.76
we're into the lake [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]	8935.26	5.84
[ __ ] [ __ ] see hey pal	8938.5	6.26
whoa oh [ __ ]	8941.1	3.66
sorry sorry I wanted to see what it	8945.76	4.98
would do I'll be a sport oh wait I got	8947.92	6.32
an idea I need to get to the airport	8950.74	3.5
oh yeah	8956.7	5.199
there we go bad boy right here	8958.54	7.1
hey guys I need to take the cargo Bob	8961.899	3.741
[Music]	8966.16	11.52
all right	8976.12	4.699
see if I can pull this off	8977.68	3.139
and she's free	8981.88	7.439
I am I'm glad I took them flight lessons	8984.78	8.14
see yeah there's a water tower so Ah	8989.319	6.741
that's got to be the office	8992.92	3.14
all right I'm gonna go for it	8996.52	7.74
do it yep	9000.359	3.901
where do the boys see this	9006.24	6.739
[Music]	9008.92	4.059
oh [ __ ]	9013.859	5.58
coming in I think I can do it I think I	9016.16	8.34
can do it yep yep yep hey guys	9019.439	5.061
Merry Christmas hey guys when you get a	9025.68	4.16
chance seriously give that thing a whirl	9028.319	5.461
that is fun see you man they can peek	9029.84	5.38
around back see what I left for you you	9033.78	3.6
gotta try it damn it's a cart with a	9035.22	4.679
parachute on it that's what I like	9037.38	4.019
what I like that is what you like to	9039.899	5.721
hear isn't it baby yeah man	9041.399	4.221
copy that dispatch I'm on him	9054.359	3.801
[Music]	9058.59	3.989
hey pull it over pal	9065.58	5.7
I see Speedy come on slow it down slow	9067.939	6.121
it down Pull It All Over	9071.28	2.78
dispatch I'm in pursuit of a blue SUV	9080.42	4.24
some little cocky [ __ ] thought	9082.979	3.061
it was cute to run in front of me while	9084.66	3.18
I was shooting yeah pulling over you	9086.04	5.42
Jake Paul looking [ __ ]	9087.84	3.62
come on well Yayo there you go stop take	9091.5	5.399
it out your tires	9094.319	4.981
you need to get out of the car sir hey	9096.899	5.481
stop that car	9099.3	7.099
ah they always run	9102.38	4.019
there you are	9109.58	6.279
hey Robert got no tires got nowhere to	9112.14	6.08
run boy	9115.859	2.361
Whoa did you give me the finger nobody	9118.939	7.141
gives me the finger oh you're dead now	9121.859	4.221
ah there we go oh man	9131.16	5.22
yeah you don't give me the finger I	9134.46	4.26
don't know if you go wow I can't learn	9136.38	5.12
to drive dude	9138.72	2.78
[Music]	9141.92	5.83
I mean I couldn't believe it either he	9148.439	3.841
gave me the finger nobody gives me the	9150.24	3.659
finger all right you don't do that to a	9152.28	2.82
police officer unless you want me	9153.899	2.58
protecting and serving the [ __ ] out of	9155.1	4.02
your corpse that's not how I operate I	9156.479	5.721
mean you guys understand right	9159.12	6.68
what is wrong with you	9162.2	3.6
I'm on the way I gotta go save a man's	9167.04	4.58
life	9169.5	2.12
[Music]	9172.13	10.11
hey hey hey	9178.64	3.6
all right dispatch I've got a chopper	9183.02	4.78
I'm gonna go downtown I'm Gonna Save	9185.88	4.559
this dude no one's dying on my watch I	9187.8	5.059
promise	9190.439	2.42
my buddy hey buddy uh don't do it come	9198.72	5.28
down oh no I'm just looking at the	9201.42	4.979
Sunrise don't jump it's it's you don't	9204.0	5.28
want to do it man not look at the	9206.399	5.101
Sunrise you have a family to think about	9209.28	6.619
what about your family I love my family	9211.5	4.399
hey hold on I'm gonna come down and help	9216.96	3.92
you	9218.7	2.18
sit in the sun I mean it's man I'm	9222.84	3.96
approaching I'm approaching slowly don't	9225.12	4.08
move yeah no don't move buddy it's a	9226.8	4.62
great I'm Gonna Get You Out of This oh	9229.2	5.84
wait what are you doing sorry	9231.42	3.62
well he was going to do it anyway	9242.88	4.22
there's nothing I could do	9244.14	2.96
[Music]	9247.51	6.13
yeah oh it never gets old	9249.2	4.44
all right everybody watch out coming in	9254.34	4.8
I'm gonna steal this cop car	9256.68	4.74
technically I am a cop so it's not	9259.14	4.799
stealing really I'm gonna I'm gonna	9261.42	4.92
borrow this cop car all right dispatch	9263.939	5.42
what do we got out there yeah	9266.34	3.019
I'm on it dispatch I just gotta go grab	9271.979	4.581
something real quick	9273.899	2.661
[Music]	9278.21	3.14
[ __ ]	9286.859	3.0
yeah I see him all right hey guys move I	9290.399	4.881
got him	9292.979	2.301
can't see too well out of this thing	9299.18	6.0
guys did I get him damn hell	9301.319	3.861
oh God	9312.26	3.36
[Music]	9318.76	3.399
oh yeah all right okay well all right oh	9324.899	4.621
I see you over there buddy what are you	9328.08	2.64
shooting at	9329.52	5.459
is that it oh yeah damn good shot Val oh	9330.72	6.599
man that's teamwork right there man we	9334.979	4.621
do a good job here at the LSPD all right	9337.319	5.421
dispatch what else you got yeah	9339.6	3.14
okay I see the kitty kitty	9355.28	4.26
[Music]	9371.74	3.069
okay I'm moving in move it in slow	9375.06	5.58
easy	9379.02	3.41
easy	9380.64	5.329
[Music]	9382.43	3.539
dad get out of here get out of here	9386.76	3.179
kitty get out of here no holds you	9388.439	3.261
around here boy	9389.939	4.561
run kitty kitty	9391.7	4.42
no one wants you around here you don't	9394.5	5.46
think you can't run kitty kitty run	9396.12	6.0
oh don't go that way don't go that way	9399.96	4.68
that's the freeway Kitty now that's the	9402.12	5.18
freeway Kitty	9404.64	2.66
oh God	9407.84	7.38
gonna get hurt you're gonna get hurt	9410.819	4.401
don't go that way oh God oh God	9419.54	5.319
everybody watch out watch out for the	9422.76	4.34
cab	9424.859	2.241
all right	9435.12	3.96
I don't want to do it I gotta switch to	9437.0	4.06
my stun gun I just I just need to	9439.08	3.739
incapacitate you come on	9441.06	4.08
get back here	9442.819	5.321
foreign	9445.14	3.0
[Music]	9452.5	3.229
come on	9463.58	5.5
oh yeah there we go okay	9465.78	8.22
oh no oh stay still damn it damn it you	9469.08	6.54
little bastard come here you made your	9474.0	5.46
little [ __ ] my little [ __ ]	9475.62	6.68
come on man	9479.46	2.84
you bring you down I'm just bringing you	9482.819	3.66
down dude all right come on come on	9484.439	3.42
where you going whoa no not that way	9486.479	3.96
come on ah you son of a [ __ ]	9487.859	3.421
still	9490.439	3.741
watch out for the cat	9491.28	2.9
wait where'd the cat go	9494.66	4.54
disappear	9497.88	4.04
oh oh okay oh there he is there he is	9499.2	5.04
oh you got yourself into a little trap	9501.92	4.42
didn't you buddy	9504.24	4.92
oh that was the hardest [ __ ] I ever had	9506.34	4.88
to chase	9509.16	4.14
what else you got for me dispatch we	9511.22	4.2
need	9513.3	2.12
thank you	9519.24	2.659
[Music]	9525.96	3.14
foreign	9534.0	2.96
[Music]	9548.43	3.059
[Music]	9556.48	22.979
foreign	9580.5	3.0
[Music]	9587.18	3.139
yeah never underestimate the power of a	9593.76	4.86
grenade that'll clear a street in a	9596.46	4.64
heartbeat that's working already	9598.62	6.319
they look good at my job	9601.1	3.839
[Music]	9605.16	4.319
oh hey fellas no need I've already	9607.22	4.0
worked on it all right yeah you guys can	9609.479	3.721
turn around and go home	9611.22	3.66
I'm sorry what	9613.2	3.3
I don't know if you guys got the memo	9614.88	3.42
but nobody gives me the figure okay	9616.5	3.96
nobody nobody	9618.3	4.88
neither you	9620.46	5.899
come here	9623.18	3.179
let's do this	9626.54	3.359
[Music]	9630.16	6.94
I'm gonna fire [ __ ] you in the ass	9632.66	4.44
you don't look like a firefighters	9637.22	4.32
oh I got something for you I see you	9645.66	4.02
over there screaming with that [ __ ] no	9647.46	3.54
paramedic	9649.68	3.36
[Music]	9651.0	5.04
ah	9653.04	3.0
against me	9656.52	3.78
[Music]	9674.83	8.45
foreign	9680.28	3.0
[Applause]	9684.22	3.11
's broken and it's your fault	9689.72	6.63
[Music]	9693.38	6.429
[Applause]	9696.35	3.459
guys I told you I'm not gonna apologize	9701.18	6.34
okay you can stop chasing me all right	9704.22	6.44
eat [ __ ]	9707.52	3.14
what's this you think I'm scared of your	9711.439	4.42
cute little roadblock	9713.64	4.5
you gotta try harder than that you son	9715.859	5.781
of a mule oh crap	9718.14	3.5
leave me alone you moist turds I told	9722.819	5.16
you guys it wasn't my fault it was her	9725.28	4.8
fault	9727.979	4.141
what do you expect to stop chasing me	9730.08	4.16
I'm on your side	9732.12	4.98
all right I'm going off-road okay okay	9734.24	7.06
this is a dumb idea yeah	9737.1	4.2
so at this point I know what you're	9741.899	3.901
probably thinking this doesn't make any	9743.88	4.32
sense why in the sweet big old titties	9745.8	5.04
of Scarlett Johansson are the cops after	9748.2	3.9
another cop	9750.84	6.32
well it all started this morning	9752.1	5.06
it was a normal day in the city of Los	9758.939	3.841
Santos	9760.68	6.08
doing standard things like crowd control	9762.78	3.98
I did a little bit of traffic control	9767.1	3.68
lesbians with headphones in their place	9775.859	4.921
take that [ __ ] off teaching lessons to	9777.8	5.679
Big fatties go on a [ __ ] diet	9780.78	5.34
stabbing sassy business [ __ ] oh do	9783.479	4.981
you run a company teaching lessons to	9786.12	4.88
people talking loud on their phones	9788.46	6.32
dick you know why	9791.0	3.78
the [ __ ] up beating anybody wearing a	9795.479	3.721
fedora	9797.7	4.32
also anyone wearing whatever this is	9799.2	4.68
kicking the [ __ ] out of anybody who	9802.02	4.64
looks like a Jake Paul	9803.88	2.78
you know typical police work nothing out	9807.72	4.5
of the ordinary I thought to myself this	9810.06	4.32
was just gonna be another regular day I	9812.22	4.679
go out check the citizens of the city I	9814.38	4.32
go home and I get blacked out drunk in	9816.899	4.5
My Den you know the standard but then it	9818.7	5.58
all came crashing down when this methad	9821.399	3.771
had to show up	9824.28	2.52
[Music]	9825.17	3.61
so this tweaker was walking down the	9826.8	3.84
street smoking and you know just	9828.78	3.659
generally looking like a real piece of	9830.64	4.14
[ __ ] so to teach him a lesson I did what	9832.439	4.081
I usually do I hit the [ __ ] with a	9834.78	3.84
baseball bat	9836.52	3.9
but it turns out this meth head was the	9838.62	4.88
cousin of this girl	9840.42	3.08
the police favorite hooker so she went	9844.56	3.18
down the police station and made a big	9846.18	3.9
old Ruckus and got me in trouble but the	9847.74	3.78
police chief was cool and he said he'd	9850.08	3.12
cut me a break he told me if I fly	9851.52	3.66
beauquiva out the grape seed to meet one	9853.2	4.619
of her John's all would be forgiven so I	9855.18	5.1
said yeah that's cool no worries you got	9857.819	3.66
it chief	9860.28	3.119
now unfortunately on the flight Miss	9861.479	4.261
queef God bless her well she just she	9863.399	4.141
got a little mouthy I believe her exact	9865.74	3.659
words were your face looks like a ham	9867.54	4.56
sandwich was [ __ ] by a donkey	9869.399	5.761
well my brain has this anger problem so	9872.1	4.32
I did the only thing I thought	9875.16	3.12
appropriate at the time I jumped out of	9876.42	3.3
the plane and I crashed that [ __ ] into	9878.28	4.159
the side of a building	9879.72	2.719
and then everybody got upset for some	9884.52	5.06
reason	9887.399	2.181
so here I am a Lawman on the run from	9890.399	4.981
the law I honestly don't know what to do	9893.28	3.9
any time to think about how to redeem	9895.38	4.439
myself so right now the only plan I have	9897.18	4.44
is to run to the nearest airfield and	9899.819	4.5
get the hell out of here so that's what	9901.62	5.12
I'll do	9904.319	2.421
come on guys look at my car all right I	9910.08	5.64
get the points you want to kill me oh	9913.08	4.739
all right now it's on fire yeah oh yeah	9915.72	4.5
that's a fire get the [ __ ] fire oh	9917.819	4.741
God I gotta ditch the car now are you	9920.22	4.52
idiots happy yeah	9922.56	6.96
he isn't too old for this [ __ ]	9924.74	6.4
oh hey guys have I shown you my	9929.52	4.7
automatic shotgun	9931.14	3.08
it's a badass piece of equipment great	9934.859	4.021
for clearing out [ __ ] and stealing	9936.84	4.44
their car	9938.88	5.16
okay okay to the airport right over here	9941.28	4.02
it's right over here all right hopefully	9944.04	2.279
there's that	9945.3	3.42
plane I can use	9946.319	5.881
what the hell is that what is this	9948.72	6.06
little pile of Kim Jong well I guess	9952.2	5.72
Beggars can't be choosers	9954.78	3.14
all right let's go let's go	9957.96	4.22
now baby	9967.399	3.42
yeah	9972.18	2.78
oh crap ah crap okay this uh this	9975.56	5.32
thing's a lot slower than I first	9979.56	4.62
thought hey hey guys uh if you me a	9980.88	6.059
favor stop shooting my engine that'd be	9984.18	3.9
great	9986.939	4.081
I'll get oh yeah oh god there it goes oh	9988.08	4.04
come on	9991.02	4.14
yeah all right great	9992.12	5.02
hey did you turn to know they use this	9995.16	4.319
same kind of vehicle in the 1986 movie	9997.14	5.28
power at the deck man what a shitty	9999.479	4.741
movie am I right you guys remember	10002.42	5.22
remember when the boss future tried to	10004.22	5.34
have sex with the duck tell you what	10007.64	4.62
that movie is a furries wet dream you	10009.56	4.44
guys know what furries are they're	10012.26	3.54
people they dress up like animals and	10014.0	3.96
they bang each other wait what was that	10015.8	3.9
doing out here oh yeah I was gonna hide	10017.96	4.34
in the woods	10019.7	2.6
[Music]	10025.93	3.25
now	10031.1	2.64
it's fine	10032.3	3.84
cool	10033.74	10.43
[Music]	10036.14	8.03
well it's been a couple weeks now but	10051.979	3.96
believe it or not I've actually enjoyed	10054.319	3.66
living out here in the mountains I love	10055.939	3.721
the air out here I tell you I do not	10057.979	4.081
miss the mixture of smog farts and bumpy	10059.66	3.96
that you get in the city now I thought	10062.06	3.0
food was going to be a problem at first	10063.62	3.54
but it's actually been really great I've	10065.06	3.72
actually turned into a pretty competent	10067.16	3.77
Hunter	10068.78	4.28
[Music]	10070.93	4.99
smoke venison is probably my favorite	10073.06	4.72
although I have been enjoying the	10075.92	4.2
occasional gasoline soaked rabbit only	10077.78	4.199
if I'm in a rush and looking for	10080.12	4.76
something quick you know	10081.979	2.901
but you know I think there's a there's	10085.52	3.12
something wrong with the rabbits out	10087.26	4.679
here they are uh they're a special kind	10088.64	4.74
of stupid	10091.939	2.941
if it's a really good day the good Lord	10093.38	3.18
sees fit to send me a nice mountain	10094.88	3.78
biker	10096.56	3.419
I'll tell you the meat's a little	10098.66	3.42
rubbery but the taste The Taste is	10099.979	4.561
Extreme but yeah living out here ain't	10102.08	4.8
so bad hell I might even stay out here	10104.54	4.26
forever I found a nice little area to	10106.88	4.38
set up camp I got plenty of water I got	10108.8	4.559
plenty of food yeah	10111.26	5.66
yeah I think I can make this work	10113.359	3.561
okay I admit it the woods [ __ ] sucks	10136.34	6.42
I gotta find a way to get back onto the	10140.54	4.8
police force	10142.76	3.9
it just	10145.34	4.7
I hope that's not a worm	10146.66	3.38
okay I got a plan I know a nerd over in	10158.0	5.819
Polito Bay by the name of Todd or was it	10161.18	5.4
Tim I forgot anyway he's a nerd and I	10163.819	4.801
know he has a badass nerd car he built	10166.58	4.26
so I think I can use Tom's nerd car to	10168.62	3.96
push my way through the police and get	10170.84	3.42
back to the police station once I'm	10172.58	3.6
there all I gotta do is convince those	10174.26	4.02
guys that it wasn't my fault and it was	10176.18	3.719
the hooker's fault for running her fat	10178.28	4.68
mouth that's it okay	10179.899	5.881
it's time to go back to the city	10182.96	5.96
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]	10185.78	3.14
[Music]	10212.63	3.269
so I left the woods and I went down the	10214.04	4.14
Polito Bay to see that dork I knew after	10215.899	4.201
a little bit of civil negotiation I	10218.18	3.6
convinced Terry to let me borrow that	10220.1	3.5
stupid nerd car of his	10221.78	6.16
[Music]	10223.6	4.34
wow	10232.899	4.601
you think amazing ah I have no idea what	10234.68	4.32
this thing's from but uh I might start	10237.5	3.12
watching it after this Ted said	10239.0	3.3
something about a guy dresses up like a	10240.62	4.26
bat sounds like another [ __ ] furry	10242.3	4.679
okay I know there's a boost button in	10244.88	5.72
here somewhere let's see	10246.979	3.621
[ __ ]	10251.54	4.51
yeah yeah loose works	10252.859	10.22
[Music]	10256.05	7.029
nothing gonna stop my ass	10264.2	3.68
all right where the guns on this thing	10268.0	5.02
oh yeah there they are yeah how's it	10270.319	4.04
feel guys	10273.02	3.66
they know what it's like when your car's	10274.359	5.521
on fire you [ __ ]	10276.68	3.2
[Music]	10281.67	6.229
favorite food [ __ ] get a bad car and a	10284.18	5.34
bad attitude	10287.899	3.661
ah there's a [ __ ] all right heading	10289.52	5.18
right for the police station yeah	10291.56	3.14
this car is awesome	10301.6	3.66
got this [ __ ] again okay yeah God just	10315.04	6.04
leave me alone okay how many times I'm	10318.5	3.899
gonna have to say it it's not my fault	10321.08	5.34
I'm not hooked her made me do it in her	10322.399	4.861
mouth	10326.42	5.18
stop shooting at me all right	10327.26	4.34
[Applause]	10337.4	3.18
all right police station's right up here	10358.359	5.161
gotta get off this exit	10360.5	3.02
the car	10364.1	2.78
all right I'm here I'm here here we go	10367.64	4.74
hey hey guys listen I just came to talk	10369.2	5.4
all right it wasn't my fault okay it was	10372.38	4.439
a hooker it was a hooker's mouth I would	10374.6	3.839
have never done what I did if she hadn't	10376.819	3.66
talked so technically this is her fault	10378.439	4.981
I mean will you [ __ ] off	10380.479	6.441
trying to explain myself	10383.42	3.5
you guys are being real baby about this	10389.479	3.981
that's enough	10393.56	3.839
that's it I'm just trying to make things	10395.54	3.48
right again okay	10397.399	3.301
[Applause]	10399.02	3.24
I'm trying to bring this all back	10400.7	3.26
together as a family	10402.26	4.139
all right you want me to keep ramming	10403.96	4.96
you I'll keep ramming you	10406.399	6.061
oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I messed up I	10408.92	5.28
messed up I messed up I'm in the car I'm	10412.46	4.14
in the car oh boy oh boy oh no oh no	10414.2	4.44
okay I'm in the air I'm in the air	10416.6	5.839
[ __ ] up I went too hard okay	10418.64	8.4
okay all right there we're good I think	10422.439	7.601
now	10427.04	3.0
oh I'm gonna be sore tomorrow okay guys	10433.72	6.34
seriously quit screwing around you hear	10437.18	5.759
me you dried up lots of snot	10440.06	5.16
come on give it up guys	10442.939	5.521
came back to rejoin let me join	10445.22	5.94
I seriously quit screwing around I just	10448.46	5.04
I just want to move on fellas this [ __ ]	10451.16	4.279
is not because of me	10453.5	4.319
okay Daddy are you guys really gonna	10455.439	5.88
make me say it ah is that what you want	10457.819	9.181
okay fine I'm sorry I'm sorry okay all	10461.319	7.421
right guys guys come on come on down	10467.0	3.18
here come on down here so I can	10468.74	3.78
apologize okay all right I messed up big	10470.18	4.32
and I realize that now I shouldn't have	10472.52	3.72
hit the meth head with the bat I	10474.5	3.18
shouldn't have taken the plane and	10476.24	2.76
crashed it into the side of a building	10477.68	3.179
with a [ __ ] in it I I shouldn't have	10479.0	3.96
blown some of you up or or paralyzed	10480.859	5.101
half you for life I'm sorry okay hey	10482.96	5.16
look guys I brought you a nerd car it's	10485.96	3.84
from some movie where some dude dresses	10488.12	3.48
up like an animal and I think he [ __ ]	10489.8	3.72
other animals it sounds like my thing	10491.6	4.94
but this car is great	10493.52	3.02
oh	10497.359	2.601
[Music]	10500.91	4.029
foreign	10502.1	2.839
oh yeah there we go stunt man that's	10531.62	4.92
what they call me actually they don't no	10535.04	3.359
one's ever called me that	10536.54	5.48
oh here we go	10538.399	3.621
oh wait are we dropping oh okay yeah	10546.439	4.021
we're dropping	10548.96	3.7
fast	10550.46	5.359
[Music]	10552.66	3.159
that's some crazy [ __ ]	10570.62	4.56
so I know what's going through your sexy	10572.74	4.18
little brain how in the world is a	10575.18	3.66
police officer afford a rocket bike	10576.92	4.32
those guys salaries are [ __ ] and you're	10578.84	4.38
right but I don't do this job for the	10581.24	3.9
money I do it because I enjoy killing	10583.22	3.96
minorities and every now and then a	10585.14	4.94
surprise comes along	10587.18	2.9
I was out on patrol one morning	10591.08	3.6
protecting and serving the populace you	10592.76	3.719
know like normal but then I get a	10594.68	3.02
message to go back to the station	10596.479	3.481
apparently somebody wants to talk to me	10597.7	3.94
and there's a helicopter waiting on the	10599.96	3.78
roof turns out I've made quite a name	10601.64	3.6
for myself in this city over the past	10603.74	4.26
few years so much so that some rich guy	10605.24	4.92
has parked his big ass yacht right off	10608.0	5.72
the coast and he wants to talk to me	10610.16	6.239
[Music]	10613.72	4.96
so I fly out to go see what Mr Money nut	10616.399	4.38
sacks wants and turns out making a	10618.68	3.96
literal [ __ ] ton of cash makes you a	10620.779	3.721
literal [ __ ] ton of enemies	10622.64	3.78
Captain Rich [ __ ] has come to Los	10624.5	3.6
Santos with a list of people that he	10626.42	3.84
would like taken care of and I'm doing	10628.1	3.299
that in quotes	10630.26	3.179
he tells me I can have anything I want	10631.399	5.04
budget is not an issue see that explains	10633.439	4.821
the rocket bike from earlier	10636.439	4.981
not not not that part we [ __ ] forget	10638.26	6.28
that part the first Target was the CFO	10641.42	4.859
of an investment firm that screwed my	10644.54	3.96
client over with a bad stock tip so I	10646.279	4.08
figured I'd buy myself a fancy new motor	10648.5	3.55
boat	10650.359	4.871
[Music]	10652.05	3.18
do ya	10656.14	6.339
hungry for some rich white butthole	10658.1	7.14
hey oh I can see why you like jet skiing	10662.479	5.581
out here this is beautiful all right wow	10665.24	5.159
is that a waterfall if you think I'm	10668.06	4.32
scared of the waterfall you got nothing	10670.399	3.781
coming	10672.38	4.62
[Music]	10674.18	5.16
boy I'm gonna chase you to the end of	10677.0	4.8
the art it's flat by the way I read that	10679.34	4.439
on the internet but you know it's true	10681.8	4.8
hey [ __ ] off baby unless you want me to	10683.779	4.321
eat you and Shake you out in the dark	10686.6	4.7
alley behind an armies	10688.1	3.2
you okay	10693.38	5.04
you okay yeah okay you're dead hey I'll	10695.06	5.219
see you later buddy got another ass to	10698.42	3.479
go kick all right I'm keeping this	10700.279	4.021
[ __ ] boat	10701.899	4.38
my next Mark was a truck driver but one	10704.3	4.019
of my clients many businesses this guy	10706.279	3.841
had the gall to be late on a delivery so	10708.319	3.301
of course I bought a truck with a giant	10710.12	4.34
metal ramp on it	10711.62	2.84
long hardened mean to give him my dick	10722.18	6.62
all right	10726.46	5.939
ah there he is	10728.8	3.599
I'm talking to you boy	10737.62	7.48
listen to me you dirty voice right	10740.6	7.609
[Music]	10745.1	3.109
pull it over pull it over Old Timer I'm	10750.56	4.68
gonna pull out my Jimmy club and	10753.68	3.179
introduce it to one of your kneecaps	10755.24	3.659
pull it over	10756.859	3.841
I don't want to hurt you badly I just	10758.899	3.54
want to hurt you a little bit you better	10760.7	4.98
stop that truck all right yeah ah there	10762.439	6.181
you go there you go all right now don't	10765.68	5.04
you move time to take your ass whipping	10768.62	4.199
like a man what's my daddy used to say	10770.72	4.86
hey don't you ride oh damn it oh God	10772.819	4.681
they always run hey I don't want you to	10775.58	3.359
have a heart attack before I can kick	10777.5	4.08
your fat old ass look yeah	10778.939	4.92
trying to clean my job's done but uh I	10781.58	3.779
feel like I gotta beat your ass a little	10783.859	3.781
more because of that stupid sleeveless	10785.359	3.301
[ __ ]	10787.64	3.24
now what you're wearing shirt like this	10788.66	5.58
brewing a nice flannel shirt for what	10790.88	5.88
all right what time is it oh [ __ ] all	10794.24	3.84
right I gotta go take my grand Graham	10796.76	3.74
for a walk	10798.08	2.42
so right outside the city is a little	10801.02	3.9
suburb called Mirror Park it'd be a nice	10802.64	3.36
place if it weren't for the damn	10804.92	3.3
hipsters but my grand gram also has a	10806.0	4.14
place out there every month or so if I	10808.22	3.66
remember I I gotta take him for a walk	10810.14	3.719
hell I love everything about her except	10811.88	4.86
for a damn cat Mr Fuzzy puss I tolerate	10813.859	5.04
him because it's hers and she really	10816.74	4.92
loves that cat so I take Graham Graham	10818.899	4.5
out and sometimes I even get work done	10821.66	3.48
while I'm doing it hey you want to put	10823.399	4.741
your dog on a [ __ ] leash instead of	10825.14	4.799
letting it run around and just [ __ ]	10828.14	3.24
everywhere	10829.939	3.42
come on Graham Graham Mark's right over	10831.38	4.22
here	10833.359	2.241
hey hey hey buddy hey you want to watch	10836.84	7.139
where you're going really	10840.319	3.66
Graham gram you all right good get your	10844.58	4.62
old ass up okay come with me real quick	10846.92	3.96
we uh we can't leave this car in the	10849.2	4.38
middle of the street filthy damn hipster	10850.88	6.38
get in Graham Graham	10853.58	3.68
all right let's uh let's get this walk	10862.819	3.241
over with I got I got a lot of work to	10864.439	5.301
do today come on Mr Fuzzy Plus	10866.06	3.68
ma'am how about you do me a favor and	10872.42	4.439
put some [ __ ] clothes on I swear to	10874.34	3.66
God ladies these days they don't have	10876.859	2.941
class like you do Graham gram it's a	10878.0	3.66
world full of [ __ ] and titty streamers	10879.8	3.36
now you know what a titty streamer is	10881.66	4.44
Graham gram it's basically a [ __ ]	10883.16	5.699
hey hey hey tough guy I think it's cute	10886.1	4.379
to ride your bike the middle of the	10888.859	3.96
sidewalk you have any idea why it's	10890.479	4.92
called a sidewalk it sure should not	10892.819	5.12
caught a side ride so ride your bike	10895.399	5.521
somewhere else next time people could	10897.939	5.441
take their Gram Gram their Gram Gram	10900.92	5.399
stupid cats for a nice walk sorry Graham	10903.38	5.099
grams doing my job all right stay here a	10906.319	5.96
second I gotta go I gotta dump the bike	10908.479	3.8
foreign	10913.279	2.241
[Music]	10918.19	4.619
I'm coming guys	10932.12	3.14
alone yeah I see you	10936.02	6.259
hey let's stop that SUV	10939.5	6.14
I'm a [ __ ]	10942.279	3.361
[Music]	10949.0	3.149
where'd he go where'd he go where'd he	10952.939	4.261
go where's that some [ __ ]	10955.16	5.3
the SUV blue SUV	10957.2	5.64
ah damn it	10960.46	5.859
got away I hate it when they get away	10962.84	6.08
a [ __ ]	10966.319	2.601
where the [ __ ] did she go	10972.58	4.779
grab	10975.5	4.64
grab	10977.359	2.781
hey hey put your dog on a leash	10980.5	7.899
got that [ __ ] hard well how many	10985.46	4.019
times I have to tell you [ __ ]	10988.399	2.761
hipsters I don't want your dog [ __ ] oh	10989.479	4.681
hey Grim Grim Oh I thought I lost you uh	10991.16	4.8
you know I I tried to chase the guy I	10994.16	2.94
couldn't find you know sometimes I get	10995.96	4.08
away of course Mr Fuzzy plus oh [ __ ] did	10997.1	5.339
we lose Mr Fuzzy puss oh really okay	11000.04	4.5
okay half a hop in the car cram gram we	11002.439	3.301
gotta find him	11004.54	2.819
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let you lose	11005.74	4.1
this cat	11007.359	2.481
[Music]	11010.33	4.37
surprise	11012.16	2.54
oh God	11017.22	3.24
damn hipsters get out of my way try to	11021.399	5.281
find Mr Fuzzy Bush can't find Mr Fuzzy	11024.34	5.58
puss still over there who it is	11026.68	6.08
stay in the lake	11029.92	2.84
35	11033.16	3.14
[Music]	11034.29	4.989
now why are you hips are so clingy	11036.3	5.519
you were the clingiest bunch of people	11039.279	5.461
leave me alone I realize you're on	11041.819	4.901
economic Hard Times they're not cling to	11044.74	3.119
me	11046.72	3.0
hard times too	11047.859	4.821
see my salary	11049.72	2.96
not for my car get up in my car you damn	11053.68	5.9
stupid ass hipsters	11056.56	3.02
what's wrong with you I'm sorry Graham	11060.24	5.75
Graham we're gonna find that cat	11063.819	3.96
[Music]	11065.99	3.789
s	11067.779	2.0
are you so flanking get off of my car	11073.0	5.22
it's not my fault you people don't know	11076.18	5.179
how to dress God damn trash people	11078.22	7.02
get off of my car oh my God	11081.359	5.381
all right we're gonna find this cat	11085.24	3.48
Graham Gram I'm not gonna let you lose	11086.74	2.93
this cat	11088.72	23.679
[Music]	11089.67	22.729
[Music]	11114.66	3.78
okay	11123.779	3.0
okay I think we're fine we're fine	11126.84	5.519
sorry Graham Graham couldn't find Mr	11132.399	5.46
Fuzzy puss he's lost for Hammer ah okay	11134.8	6.139
well I gotta get back to work	11137.859	3.08
my next Target was an engineer for one	11141.939	3.901
of my clients competitor companies he	11143.859	3.12
was going to be landing at the airport	11145.84	2.939
in a few hours but traffic at the	11146.979	3.241
airport's always shitty so I just bought	11148.779	3.981
a jet	11150.22	2.54
Mr engineer	11157.84	5.24
I'm coming for you	11159.359	3.721
these things are just awesome	11164.279	4.441
all right pull it over pull over the	11169.42	5.399
Jets The Airliner	11172.18	5.46
I think I need to talk to the engineer	11174.819	4.201
well I'm just gonna blow you out of this	11177.64	2.52
guy you know as a matter of fact I'm	11179.02	2.7
just gonna pull you out of the sky be a	11180.16	3.72
lot more fun	11181.72	3.66
hey	11183.88	5.72
I'm gonna tell your pastors pray to God	11185.38	4.22
all right coming up behind you coming up	11191.279	4.601
behind here all right switching from	11193.84	6.32
missiles to guards here we go	11195.88	4.28
hey	11201.16	2.659
oh	11208.6	2.12
yeah oh that was easy oh [ __ ]	11212.2	4.82
well I crashed the Jet and I have to	11219.479	3.941
swim all the way back but it was much	11221.859	2.821
easier than going through traffic at the	11223.42	4.08
airport and good news I was way ahead of	11224.68	5.95
schedule you know only had one job left	11227.5	10.41
[Music]	11230.63	7.28
I love the city of the Ring washes away	11241.06	4.5
the smell of piss that usually emanates	11243.52	4.32
from the streets for a few hours you	11245.56	3.6
remember how the world's supposed to	11247.84	3.059
smell	11249.16	4.26
it also looks really pretty	11250.899	4.92
check that [ __ ] out it's a good looking	11253.42	3.42
shot	11255.819	3.721
anyway I was a downtown Vinewood because	11256.84	5.58
my next Target is a taxi driver this guy	11259.54	4.68
had the nerve to overcharge my client	11262.42	3.78
for a ride from Vinewood and the	11264.22	4.2
Vespucci Beach the order on this one was	11266.2	4.68
the highest kill actually I think the	11268.42	4.859
last one was killed too or was [ __ ] I	11270.88	4.14
may have [ __ ] up	11273.279	3.54
hunt this guy down I needed something	11275.02	3.78
real special an old-timey car that	11276.819	3.061
looked like it belonged in a monster	11278.8	3.38
movie	11279.88	2.3
oh you downstairs	11287.319	3.021
I'm about to storm your [ __ ]	11297.12	4.26
it's not nice to overcharge people for	11317.68	4.74
taxi rides it's by your entire industry	11320.08	5.3
is going out of business	11322.42	2.96
everybody that works as a taxi driver is	11327.939	4.38
going to start using lifts soon but not	11330.279	3.781
the athletes they're gonna need to lift	11332.319	3.901
themselves back out of poverty because	11334.06	5.0
they [ __ ] up	11336.22	2.84
oh did I break all your bones	11341.819	5.201
the money sacks told me to come teach	11345.1	4.74
you a lesson remember that name	11347.02	4.5
you're not gonna remember anything I	11349.84	3.479
don't know why I said that I I really	11351.52	4.62
need to work on my threats	11353.319	6.181
well that was it I did it I did all my	11356.14	4.92
jobs and the money went straight into my	11359.5	3.06
account I made a good chunk of change	11361.06	4.68
too 3 000 bucks I flew back out to go	11362.56	4.56
see my client and tell them the good	11365.74	3.06
news that all of his targets had been	11367.12	4.02
taken care of I also went to kill the	11368.8	4.019
[ __ ] because you know no matter	11371.14	3.54
how rich and Powerful you are you really	11372.819	3.54
shouldn't be hiring other people to kill	11374.68	3.179
your enemies	11376.359	3.361
yeah	11377.859	3.481
matter of fact this world will probably	11379.72	3.179
be a lot better place if people quit	11381.34	3.059
fighting rich people's Wars and told	11382.899	3.121
them to grow some balls and do it the	11384.399	3.841
damn sounds so I set his boat on fire	11386.02	4.08
and I sank that big piece of [ __ ] to the	11388.24	3.78
bottom of the ocean which in hindsight	11390.1	3.66
may be a bad idea because some Dolphins	11392.02	3.959
probably get a choke on all the cocaine	11393.76	4.62
that this guy has stashed away because I	11395.979	4.681
guarantee he had cocaine everywhere oh	11398.38	3.66
you know just when I think things	11400.66	3.06
couldn't get any better I get a call	11402.04	3.66
from someone outside the city said they	11403.72	4.04
spotted a cute lost little [ __ ]	11405.7	5.64
that's right I found Mr Fuzzy puss and I	11407.76	5.5
took him back to Graham Graham she was	11411.34	3.96
so happy she died six hours later from a	11413.26	4.519
stroke but she was so happy	11415.3	5.88
she really loved that cat	11417.779	6.401
foreign	11421.18	3.0

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Rage Cop Supercut : The Complete Meltdown GTA 5