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Rage Cop Supercut : The Complete Meltdown GTA 5
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neebs: Hey guys, Neebs here, and I just gotta say, that Rage Cop Supercut video is my absolute favorite. I mean, who doesn't love watching a cop lose his cool in GTA 5 for 3 whole hours?
simon: Oh Neebs, you know I agree with you on this one! That cop is an absolute legend. I can't get enough of his meltdowns. It's like watching a toddler throw a tantrum, but with more authority.
appsro: Haha, you guys crack me up. But seriously, that Rage Cop Supercut is pure gold. I love how he just goes ham on everyone and everything in sight. It's like watching a ticking time bomb explode over and over again. Classic entertainment right there.
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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thank you | 7.22 | 6.039 |
all right good morning beautiful city of | 9.3 | 8.1 |
Los Santos I'm on the beat | 13.259 | 8.241 |
take a police yeah I'm biking it | 17.4 | 4.1 |
no jaywalking you have a shirt on why do | 21.779 | 5.221 |
you have a shirt off what don't you walk | 24.9 | 4.52 |
away from me uh do a parallel | 27.0 | 5.52 |
hey Terry you see you see this guy look | 29.42 | 3.96 |
at him | 32.52 | 4.08 |
unbelievable isn't it where | 33.38 | 6.06 |
one half naked | 36.6 | 2.84 |
hey how you doing there yeah you get you | 40.079 | 4.861 |
guys have drugs You Got Drugs on you all | 42.18 | 5.1 |
right I'm searching searching searching | 44.94 | 4.92 |
your car get out get the [ __ ] out | 47.28 | 5.34 |
oh yep you got drugs I'm running that's | 49.86 | 4.62 |
clear sign they got drugs they always | 52.62 | 3.22 |
run when they got drugs | 54.48 | 3.419 |
[Music] | 55.84 | 4.1 |
yeah see | 57.899 | 4.521 |
[ __ ] | 59.94 | 2.48 |
stop the [ __ ] vehicle get out of the | 63.739 | 4.601 |
what the [ __ ] | 66.72 | 4.34 |
hold up | 68.34 | 2.72 |
[Music] | 71.14 | 3.09 |
some people all right let's hit the | 77.52 | 4.68 |
highway see if we can issue a speeding | 80.52 | 3.419 |
ticket whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a | 82.2 | 4.44 |
minute hold on I know this guy Bobby | 83.939 | 4.801 |
Bobby what did I tell you about hanging | 86.64 | 3.479 |
out under the damn Bridge with your | 88.74 | 3.32 |
shopping cart | 90.119 | 4.86 |
don't do it anymore | 92.06 | 6.239 |
oh you got a problem | 94.979 | 3.32 |
that's what I [ __ ] thought | 99.079 | 6.461 |
we'll jump over that no no no no you're | 103.38 | 5.58 |
not supposed to jump over fences | 105.54 | 6.359 |
no jumping over fences | 108.96 | 5.9 |
taking your money | 111.899 | 2.961 |
all right let's make sure the highways | 115.86 | 3.96 |
are clean whoa whoa buddy buddy you got | 117.96 | 3.299 |
a permit | 119.82 | 3.18 |
you got a permit you gotta you got a | 121.259 | 3.481 |
license to drive that thing huh all | 123.0 | 5.899 |
right pull pull it over pull it over | 124.74 | 4.159 |
did you move that let's have a | 129.179 | 3.861 |
conversation | 131.039 | 5.101 |
pull the truck over to the side of the | 133.04 | 3.56 |
road | 136.14 | 2.58 |
[Music] | 136.6 | 3.56 |
hey | 138.72 | 4.5 |
Randy can you give me a hand | 140.16 | 6.0 |
[ __ ] you Randy is this what you want you | 143.22 | 5.96 |
want me to shoot your gas tank | 146.16 | 6.12 |
I don't want to do this | 149.18 | 5.1 |
um | 152.28 | 2.0 |
see the trail of gasoline you're gonna | 155.18 | 6.059 |
run out of gas soon buddy that's it | 157.98 | 8.119 |
oh you're gonna run all right give it up | 161.239 | 4.86 |
see that's what happens when you [ __ ] | 167.18 | 5.559 |
with officer apps road now here here's a | 169.5 | 6.9 |
smoker date but choke on your own [ __ ] | 172.739 | 6.661 |
oh | 176.4 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 181.59 | 13.11 |
that's right you guys no speeding | 191.42 | 5.34 |
no speed | 194.7 | 4.52 |
this is what I like this is what I like | 196.76 | 5.5 |
nice nice healthy environment everybody | 199.22 | 6.06 |
following the rules | 202.26 | 3.02 |
everybody could do that we'd all get | 206.28 | 3.0 |
along | 208.019 | 4.261 |
whoa | 209.28 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 216.1 | 4.58 |
hey all right stop pull it over whoa | 217.58 | 4.719 |
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa stop stop | 220.68 | 3.72 |
stop yep see there's the damage right | 222.299 | 3.66 |
there | 224.4 | 4.02 |
oh hello all right I'm gonna I'm gonna | 225.959 | 4.741 |
need you to get your fine ass out of | 228.42 | 5.28 |
here let's have a conversation | 230.7 | 5.84 |
yeah I know | 233.7 | 2.84 |
clearly hit | 236.94 | 5.159 |
this I saw you this car does not look | 238.68 | 5.58 |
damaged but I did see you hit this lady | 242.099 | 3.72 |
I don't ever want to see you do | 244.26 | 4.44 |
something like that again | 245.819 | 5.34 |
now here | 248.7 | 4.44 |
a little tear gas back on the highway | 251.159 | 3.961 |
people heading back into the city | 253.14 | 4.14 |
actually I'm gonna stop up here I know a | 255.12 | 3.839 |
bar with some shady characters hang out | 257.28 | 3.48 |
I wanted to make sure that no illegal | 258.959 | 3.781 |
activities are going on there today this | 260.76 | 5.659 |
place is a cesspool for [ __ ] | 262.74 | 3.679 |
hey Margaret | 267.74 | 5.04 |
everybody in here being cool | 269.82 | 6.68 |
oh no you didn't oh | 272.78 | 6.28 |
did I just knock both of you guys out in | 276.5 | 3.699 |
one hit | 279.06 | 3.359 |
that's why you don't screw with me | 280.199 | 4.021 |
Margaret what kind of establishment are | 282.419 | 4.141 |
you running here huh I don't appreciate | 284.22 | 4.199 |
it I'm just trying to keep the city safe | 286.56 | 3.78 |
Margaret I just want to do my job I'm | 288.419 | 3.421 |
just trying to do my job Margaret is | 290.34 | 3.18 |
there cocaine back here God there better | 291.84 | 3.48 |
not be there better not be Margaret | 293.52 | 7.58 |
Keela absent uh something whiskey rum | 295.32 | 5.78 |
once again is this guy [ __ ] a tire | 301.199 | 3.921 |
Margaret do you have a picture of a guy | 305.34 | 5.06 |
[ __ ] a tire in your bar | 307.08 | 3.32 |
what is wrong with you | 310.58 | 4.48 |
next time I come back that picture | 313.56 | 2.88 |
better be gone | 315.06 | 4.199 |
oh unbelievable unbelievable every time | 316.44 | 6.08 |
something weird happens here | 319.259 | 3.261 |
I do like Margaret though she's a nice | 322.74 | 2.76 |
lady | 324.539 | 3.0 |
sometimes I like to put my lights on | 325.5 | 5.539 |
just to give places faster | 327.539 | 3.5 |
everybody pulls over yeah | 332.3 | 4.899 |
kind of nice | 335.06 | 4.6 |
it's a safe way to do things I want to | 337.199 | 4.141 |
make sure I get home in time | 339.66 | 3.3 |
but I also want to make sure nobody gets | 341.34 | 3.299 |
hurt so if I put my lights on that just | 342.96 | 3.66 |
lets everybody know hey I'm in a hurry | 344.639 | 4.381 |
uh and I'm a cop so I feel like I should | 346.62 | 3.96 |
be able to go you know above the speed | 349.02 | 3.8 |
limit | 350.58 | 2.24 |
is that how you think you pull over get | 353.6 | 4.599 |
out get out let's have a talk let's have | 356.639 | 4.161 |
a talk that's not how you do things | 358.199 | 5.481 |
that is unsafe whoa | 360.8 | 5.14 |
that's unsafe you're gonna get killed | 363.68 | 5.94 |
all right let's head back into town | 365.94 | 3.68 |
I love this city though | 371.52 | 4.32 |
times like these where I just look at it | 373.919 | 3.181 |
you know what it's a beautiful place | 375.84 | 3.24 |
it's a beautiful place even though the | 377.1 | 4.5 |
pedestrians and the citizenry here is uh | 379.08 | 5.88 |
my opinion completely insane | 381.6 | 5.4 |
but uh I wouldn't live anywhere else | 384.96 | 4.739 |
this is home to me | 387.0 | 4.33 |
he's home | 389.699 | 4.731 |
[Music] | 391.33 | 3.1 |
good day good day on the beach going | 397.62 | 4.74 |
here and file a report and then get the | 400.02 | 4.739 |
[ __ ] home hey Carlos I'm just here to | 402.36 | 5.959 |
file my report uh | 404.759 | 3.56 |
you always had that twitch oh what did | 408.36 | 6.36 |
you do what did you do man you look | 411.539 | 5.401 |
pissed you throw bottles in the cans | 414.72 | 5.78 |
only container is that what you did | 416.94 | 6.06 |
[ __ ] idiot let's see Heavy uh have | 420.5 | 6.639 |
either you guys seen the schedule yeah | 423.0 | 4.139 |
Carlos man I'm worried about you dude | 427.88 | 4.3 |
son of a [ __ ] | 430.02 | 3.66 |
can you believe they have me working | 432.18 | 5.239 |
tonight it wasn't my shift | 433.68 | 3.739 |
I'm sorry I was angry | 440.78 | 5.259 |
hey Bill hey Ted Carlos said I could | 443.46 | 5.06 |
take his car | 446.039 | 2.481 |
whoop just ran a red light I seen you | 449.34 | 5.88 |
buddy pull it over pull it over you | 451.919 | 4.741 |
understand it's illegal to run a red | 455.22 | 3.24 |
light sir | 456.66 | 3.36 |
you understand what you you could have | 458.46 | 3.6 |
got somebody hurt maybe even killed what | 460.02 | 4.82 |
do you have to say for yourself | 462.06 | 2.78 |
all right get out of the [ __ ] car you | 465.96 | 3.78 |
don't run red lights don't run red | 468.06 | 4.94 |
lights don't run red lights | 469.74 | 3.26 |
unbelievable | 479.78 | 3.819 |
unbelievable all right I'm gonna head | 481.639 | 3.821 |
down to the Vinewood area that uh that | 483.599 | 2.641 |
area | 485.46 | 3.359 |
this time of night it's always crawling | 486.24 | 4.859 |
with creepos this place used to be a | 488.819 | 4.981 |
nice side of town now it's a [ __ ] | 491.099 | 6.261 |
yeah all these young kids | 493.8 | 3.56 |
clothing giving me interactions | 498.62 | 6.78 |
[Music] | 502.59 | 6.65 |
one too many burgers | 505.4 | 3.84 |
okay you know I had a conversation with | 513.14 | 4.839 |
a guy earlier about running red lights | 516.0 | 4.68 |
Running Red Lights is illegal | 517.979 | 5.101 |
do you copy | 520.68 | 5.76 |
do you copy | 523.08 | 5.58 |
get out of the [ __ ] car so next time | 526.44 | 3.72 |
when you come to an intersection before | 528.66 | 3.239 |
you run a red light I would like you to | 530.16 | 3.66 |
stop and just just think about what | 531.899 | 4.021 |
you're about to do okay | 533.82 | 4.8 |
I'm not trying to be an [ __ ] I'm just | 535.92 | 4.02 |
trying to protect the people of this | 538.62 | 3.12 |
city I don't want anybody getting hurt | 539.94 | 5.76 |
all right okay ma'am you have a pleasant | 541.74 | 6.42 |
evening let's see | 545.7 | 5.88 |
let's see pink sandwich | 548.16 | 7.1 |
that's just clever innuendo | 551.58 | 3.68 |
is that red hair | 560.12 | 5.14 |
that lady has red hair | 562.56 | 7.2 |
yeah that's not illegal but it should be | 565.26 | 5.96 |
red hair | 569.76 | 3.9 |
hey hey guys | 571.22 | 3.82 |
look at this [ __ ] over here with a red | 573.66 | 4.619 |
hair magazine | 575.04 | 3.239 |
okay | 578.959 | 5.981 |
all right I see you trying to run come | 581.6 | 5.26 |
back here hooker | 584.94 | 3.24 |
a problem with hookers that's how you | 586.86 | 2.28 |
know they're hooking as they start | 588.18 | 2.7 |
running and they can't run well with | 589.14 | 3.3 |
those shoes look how fun and slow they | 590.88 | 3.42 |
are I'm not after you citizens I'm just | 592.44 | 3.959 |
after the hooker see look with those | 594.3 | 3.84 |
heels see how much faster they are than | 596.399 | 3.921 |
you | 598.14 | 2.18 |
you stupid [ __ ] | 600.54 | 3.44 |
yeah hey guys hey yeah hey man I'm here | 607.2 | 6.36 |
yeah how you doing will uh it's not | 611.1 | 5.04 |
shattering the head with a stun gun I | 613.56 | 4.86 |
was going for uh I was going for her | 616.14 | 3.54 |
back but uh | 618.42 | 4.4 |
yeah she'll gonna be okay | 619.68 | 3.14 |
are you gonna write it when you're | 623.66 | 3.7 |
writing in your pad there | 625.5 | 3.779 |
you get it right in your pad there will | 627.36 | 3.599 |
hmm | 629.279 | 4.68 |
she's gonna be okay right | 630.959 | 4.681 |
you write the | 633.959 | 4.44 |
problem you're right she'll be fine | 635.64 | 4.199 |
next time what | 638.399 | 4.321 |
next time what will | 639.839 | 3.571 |
will | 642.72 | 3.8 |
[Music] | 643.41 | 3.11 |
sure | 652.74 | 3.779 |
well that's what you get for hooking | 654.26 | 4.06 |
here | 656.519 | 4.5 |
this place man | 658.32 | 4.56 |
it's a dirty element but I'm here to | 661.019 | 5.041 |
clean it up I'm here to clean it up okay | 662.88 | 7.28 |
let me check here you have headphones on | 666.06 | 7.5 |
yeah take your headphones off so you can | 670.16 | 6.6 |
hear [ __ ] around you | 673.56 | 3.2 |
some people right lady I finally made it | 677.459 | 7.161 |
back to the car and what have we here | 679.8 | 4.82 |
[Music] | 685.93 | 3.469 |
sun's coming up take this [ __ ] back to | 687.24 | 5.94 |
the station give it back to Carlos [ __ ] | 689.399 | 5.521 |
Carlos | 693.18 | 5.0 |
oh wait I got an idea | 694.92 | 3.26 |
[Applause] | 699.68 | 3.43 |
stop | 711.24 | 2.779 |
hey so Carlos I brought his [ __ ] car | 717.079 | 5.221 |
back | 720.3 | 4.64 |
what the [ __ ] are you looking at | 722.3 | 6.82 |
uh [ __ ] late for work everybody move | 724.94 | 6.459 |
forward | 729.12 | 5.04 |
hey Bill hey Ted I almost didn't make it | 731.399 | 3.841 |
in today | 734.16 | 3.66 |
hey y'all I'm in what am I doing today | 735.24 | 4.26 |
what the [ __ ] are you | 737.82 | 3.6 |
[ __ ] move | 739.5 | 2.98 |
ah | 741.42 | 3.14 |
[Laughter] | 742.48 | 5.24 |
oh boy ah it's a crazy day at the office | 744.56 | 4.959 |
already all right what am I doing today | 747.72 | 4.02 |
what am I on the schedule for all right | 749.519 | 4.921 |
DUI checkpoint one of my favorites | 751.74 | 5.159 |
I'm not cleaning that up by the way | 754.44 | 5.22 |
not my [ __ ] problem ooh options let's | 756.899 | 4.981 |
see the classic or the new | 759.66 | 6.24 |
you know what the UI checkpoint | 761.88 | 6.3 |
[Applause] | 765.9 | 3.619 |
[ __ ] | 768.18 | 4.68 |
sorry honest mistake all right let's get | 769.519 | 6.76 |
this DUI checkpoint going | 772.86 | 5.64 |
nice spot on the highway yeah highway | 776.279 | 4.761 |
highway | 778.5 | 2.54 |
oh yeah I'm thinking right here right | 781.92 | 5.34 |
here is a good spot my lights on | 784.139 | 6.601 |
right in the middle here yep yep yep DUI | 787.26 | 5.28 |
checkpoint people all right sir have you | 790.74 | 3.839 |
been drinking and driving | 792.54 | 4.68 |
take that as a no I like your car very | 794.579 | 4.44 |
classical very vacation Chevy Chase | 797.22 | 3.48 |
great [ __ ] movie all right sir have | 799.019 | 3.781 |
you been drinking and driving | 800.7 | 5.66 |
wait let me look at your eyes | 802.8 | 3.56 |
ah get out of the car | 807.0 | 4.019 |
All Right freeze | 809.1 | 5.82 |
oh [ __ ] I missed look oh wow this | 811.019 | 5.341 |
thing's got some shitty distance all | 814.92 | 3.719 |
right you win this time whoa whoa whoa | 816.36 | 4.38 |
slow down there buddy | 818.639 | 5.7 |
all right people DUI checkpoint | 820.74 | 5.52 |
the car all right whoa whoa whoa all | 824.339 | 3.24 |
right whoa everybody everybody stop | 826.26 | 3.54 |
everybody stop where's my [ __ ] car as | 827.579 | 4.741 |
an officer of the law I demand you tell | 829.8 | 5.24 |
who my car is | 832.32 | 2.72 |
okay okay all right fine you guys want | 835.68 | 6.74 |
to play that way [ __ ] play that way | 838.44 | 3.98 |
[Music] | 848.48 | 3.09 |
all I wanted to know is | 858.24 | 3.38 |
such a hard question | 862.32 | 3.199 |
it was a white and black car it had um I | 868.74 | 4.62 |
had like blue and red lights on the top | 871.2 | 5.68 |
nobody no slow down | 873.36 | 6.62 |
[Music] | 876.88 | 3.1 |
going somewhere it went huh just | 891.0 | 4.86 |
disappeared just walked away | 893.639 | 4.32 |
all right I guess I'll have to go back | 895.86 | 3.779 |
to the station I think what's going to | 897.959 | 3.661 |
happen all right I'm going off shift | 899.639 | 4.32 |
guys going home see you ask clowns in | 901.62 | 3.42 |
the morning | 903.959 | 2.021 |
a crazy day | 905.04 | 2.58 |
[Music] | 905.98 | 3.859 |
that happened all my ears are working | 907.62 | 4.5 |
I lived in Liberty City for years no no | 909.839 | 4.8 |
[ __ ] like that happen no one tried to | 912.12 | 5.24 |
steal my car | 914.639 | 2.721 |
look at this look | 917.94 | 5.16 |
at it what's your problem | 920.22 | 4.5 |
the way you're rubbing those hands I'd | 923.1 | 3.239 |
say math | 924.72 | 3.78 |
crystal meth | 926.339 | 3.901 |
a little bit of | 928.5 | 3.779 |
a little bit of crystal meth | 930.24 | 3.36 |
a bit of a little bit of | 932.279 | 4.321 |
methamphetamines just a little bit of | 933.6 | 4.859 |
math just a little bit of math is that | 936.6 | 5.539 |
your problem is it meth | 938.459 | 3.68 |
you [ __ ] quit doing math I mean I'm | 943.26 | 3.36 |
with you guys right we should | 945.36 | 3.9 |
decriminalize the marijuana | 946.62 | 5.54 |
but not math | 949.26 | 2.9 |
okay | 955.019 | 2.301 |
yeah all right you girls keep talking | 959.0 | 4.779 |
about your [ __ ] chicken going to bed | 961.019 | 4.741 |
and I'll see you [ __ ] in the morning | 963.779 | 4.461 |
good night | 965.76 | 2.48 |
good morning Los Santos | 973.1 | 6.34 |
how's everyone doing this morning I | 976.8 | 5.479 |
tried my best | 979.44 | 2.839 |
that's what I dreamed that | 983.16 | 3.66 |
didn't do it | 985.32 | 4.56 |
all right what I gotta do today hey you | 986.82 | 5.639 |
guys want to play baseball | 989.88 | 7.22 |
what the [ __ ] Silver Furniture | 992.459 | 4.641 |
catch it | 997.199 | 5.461 |
so now you're no fun oh goodness just | 999.48 | 5.94 |
all these people on the street right I | 1002.66 | 5.02 |
know what I'd like to do to him | 1005.42 | 9.31 |
[Music] | 1007.68 | 7.05 |
[Music] | 1022.91 | 15.209 |
foreign | 1040.1 | 2.839 |
[Music] | 1047.069 | 12.55 |
[Music] | 1064.2 | 5.369 |
but I can't I'm an officer of the law | 1071.96 | 5.52 |
officer of the uh | 1074.78 | 5.46 |
oh hey Michael doing good | 1077.48 | 4.8 |
Michael's a good guy you know I want to | 1080.24 | 4.14 |
try this uh DUI checkpoint thing again | 1082.28 | 4.38 |
Jesus | 1084.38 | 4.919 |
Jesus people | 1086.66 | 6.5 |
pull it over pull it over | 1089.299 | 3.861 |
all right last time I did the DUI I was | 1093.74 | 3.84 |
in the middle of the road and I think | 1096.44 | 2.94 |
that caused problems so | 1097.58 | 4.94 |
I got a better idea | 1099.38 | 3.14 |
here we go all right let's see | 1105.679 | 6.12 |
sober | 1109.34 | 4.92 |
sober | 1111.799 | 5.461 |
oh way sober | 1114.26 | 7.799 |
oh yeah what do we got here drunk | 1117.26 | 4.799 |
see that was so much easier than being | 1124.419 | 3.341 |
down there | 1126.679 | 3.841 |
The Sober Sober | 1127.76 | 4.26 |
sober | 1130.52 | 5.1 |
oh yeah wasted wasted at this time of | 1132.02 | 5.779 |
day | 1135.62 | 2.179 |
[ __ ] okay watch out everybody | 1138.32 | 4.46 |
[Music] | 1145.03 | 3.19 |
sober oh passengers drunk | 1151.28 | 7.46 |
all right productive day | 1155.24 | 3.5 |
[Music] | 1159.84 | 3.24 |
[Music] | 1166.3 | 3.15 |
do you guys see that | 1169.6 | 6.1 |
oh man how awesome is that road | 1171.98 | 8.78 |
all right Beach Patrol hey no smoking | 1175.7 | 5.06 |
[ __ ] idiot hey get off that uh get | 1181.48 | 4.78 |
off that phone | 1185.059 | 3.801 |
the beach | 1186.26 | 2.6 |
it's your nature the ocean | 1189.02 | 5.7 |
waves crashing along the shore | 1191.48 | 6.0 |
fine ass men | 1194.72 | 5.06 |
oh what you got in your hand pal | 1197.48 | 5.16 |
you got a phone | 1199.78 | 4.42 |
whoa | 1202.64 | 3.899 |
is it a phone | 1204.2 | 4.44 |
ever dude do you have a phone in your | 1206.539 | 4.26 |
hand | 1208.64 | 3.899 |
enjoy the [ __ ] sights and sounds of | 1210.799 | 3.721 |
nature | 1212.539 | 5.041 |
this country has a problem what smokers | 1214.52 | 5.84 |
and phone people | 1217.58 | 2.78 |
enjoying my phone man | 1221.419 | 5.76 |
hey bro I'm gonna ruin the beach I'm | 1224.96 | 3.54 |
gonna ruin the beach but it's not gonna | 1227.179 | 3.62 |
cigarette oh I just got shot in the dick | 1228.5 | 8.179 |
oh oh oh oh my penis oh my penis | 1230.799 | 8.38 |
it's nice I can see myself living out | 1236.679 | 4.681 |
here | 1239.179 | 2.181 |
see you guys oh you guys that whoa whoa | 1241.46 | 5.18 |
whoa did you just litter | 1243.559 | 3.081 |
no littering I map through the no-headed | 1248.0 | 5.4 |
cop Boogity Boogity Boo I have no hands | 1250.52 | 4.92 |
for some reason | 1253.4 | 6.32 |
and ahead here whoa now it's back | 1255.44 | 4.28 |
oh that's creepy you live in one of | 1261.14 | 4.68 |
these places pal | 1263.9 | 5.779 |
lucky oh look at you | 1265.82 | 3.859 |
you're smoking's illegal | 1270.5 | 3.24 |
but you're in the comfort of your own | 1272.539 | 2.52 |
home so | 1273.74 | 4.16 |
I'll let it slide | 1275.059 | 2.841 |
it's not knowable | 1279.98 | 16.319 |
[Music] | 1281.65 | 20.25 |
smoking is illegal smoking is illegal | 1296.299 | 5.601 |
thank you | 1305.48 | 3.02 |
[Music] | 1305.78 | 5.1 |
all right what am I on the schedule for | 1308.5 | 4.539 |
want to go out there and beat somebody's | 1310.88 | 5.039 |
ass oh look at this bad boy | 1313.039 | 5.281 |
brand new vehicle let's see how she | 1315.919 | 4.231 |
handles | 1318.32 | 4.65 |
[Applause] | 1320.15 | 5.899 |
[Music] | 1322.97 | 3.079 |
oh yeah | 1328.64 | 6.08 |
oh this bad boy has some speed | 1330.62 | 4.1 |
well luckily I have this uh | 1343.28 | 6.42 |
hydraulic system installed boom Oh yeah | 1346.28 | 4.86 |
I can get some good speed here on the | 1349.7 | 3.78 |
tracks let's do this | 1351.14 | 4.38 |
train | 1353.48 | 4.939 |
oh yeah here we go all right Highway | 1355.52 | 6.44 |
sorry sorry | 1358.419 | 3.541 |
great | 1362.9 | 2.659 |
oh hey guys see my new red | 1365.6 | 4.459 |
oh is that a ramp oh that's a ramp oh I | 1370.4 | 3.779 |
bet I can jump over that whole hotel | 1372.799 | 4.331 |
building I'm doing it | 1374.179 | 3.031 |
[Applause] | 1377.13 | 3.58 |
[Music] | 1377.21 | 3.5 |
oh yeah here we go watch out people | 1382.1 | 6.42 |
wanna hit this ramp | 1385.76 | 5.659 |
it'll be awesome | 1388.52 | 2.899 |
[Music] | 1392.92 | 9.569 |
oh man | 1403.1 | 5.28 |
hey thanks for patching me up | 1405.1 | 5.5 |
Sheriff car | 1408.38 | 4.26 |
I could see myself working here is the | 1410.6 | 4.14 |
Sheriff's Office hey guys what's the pay | 1412.64 | 3.24 |
out here | 1414.74 | 3.419 |
it's a pay like are the benefits good so | 1415.88 | 3.84 |
actually let me check out the town first | 1418.159 | 3.841 |
I want to make sure that this is uh it's | 1419.72 | 4.88 |
a good idea | 1422.0 | 2.6 |
tattoo parlor I can get one of these | 1424.7 | 3.959 |
houses you know I'd probably do | 1427.34 | 2.339 |
something a little bit better with the | 1428.659 | 3.181 |
Shrubbery people just simply just let | 1429.679 | 4.62 |
[ __ ] grow around here for no reason | 1431.84 | 4.38 |
this guy's got a lot of satellite dishes | 1434.299 | 4.38 |
in his yard what is up with that hey hey | 1436.22 | 5.16 |
guys how how's it going oh yeah I just | 1438.679 | 4.201 |
noticed all the satellite dishes in your | 1441.38 | 3.72 |
yard what's up with that oh there's the | 1442.88 | 4.679 |
sheriff hey chef | 1445.1 | 3.959 |
oh | 1447.559 | 3.421 |
I really want to go ask him for a job | 1449.059 | 6.781 |
sure see the gun fight yeah from here to | 1450.98 | 5.52 |
help | 1455.84 | 4.16 |
here I'll get this guy for you | 1456.5 | 3.5 |
he's down I see him I see him Chef | 1460.82 | 4.68 |
they'll never get away from me | 1463.28 | 4.8 |
oh no you don't pal | 1465.5 | 4.32 |
not in this town | 1468.08 | 3.36 |
yeah | 1469.82 | 5.099 |
sure forget him stay down Bubba stay | 1471.44 | 5.76 |
down all right oh [ __ ] that went off | 1474.919 | 4.981 |
Sheriff | 1477.2 | 4.14 |
Sheriff | 1479.9 | 3.42 |
Sheriff don't leave me we hardly got to | 1481.34 | 4.38 |
know each other I just moved here what | 1483.32 | 4.08 |
is wrong with your teeth why did this | 1485.72 | 4.319 |
have to happen why why are you wasting | 1487.4 | 4.259 |
your time with that guy that guy's dead | 1490.039 | 3.361 |
I shot him in the face with a shotgun | 1491.659 | 3.661 |
Sheriff's over here guys worry about the | 1493.4 | 5.519 |
sheriff oh why why did it have to happen | 1495.32 | 5.64 |
to such a good guy he was gonna give me | 1498.919 | 4.461 |
a job | 1500.96 | 2.42 |
didn't mean to do that in memory of the | 1503.48 | 5.34 |
sheriff he was a good man I think all | 1506.059 | 5.281 |
right heading back it's been a crazy day | 1508.82 | 4.56 |
oh hey there's an airport any planes | 1511.34 | 6.24 |
available oh hey you know who you know | 1513.38 | 5.94 |
who's crop duster this is | 1517.58 | 3.42 |
no matter if I tell you to get home I'm | 1519.32 | 3.66 |
an officer I wrecked my car | 1521.0 | 4.02 |
and uh I need to get back you know what | 1522.98 | 4.26 |
I'm confiscating it civil forfeiture for | 1525.02 | 4.44 |
some reason oh I got it I'm trying to | 1527.24 | 3.9 |
land on top of this building okay if I | 1529.46 | 4.68 |
hop out now just let it go it'll do its | 1531.14 | 4.58 |
thing here we go | 1534.14 | 3.659 |
okay I was really hoping it would land | 1535.72 | 5.14 |
on the top of the building but | 1537.799 | 5.161 |
in traffic don't land in traffic okay | 1540.86 | 5.1 |
Jesus all right well | 1542.96 | 6.86 |
man glad to be back in the city | 1545.96 | 6.0 |
ow [ __ ] | 1549.82 | 4.0 |
hey what are you doing | 1551.96 | 3.48 |
just taking back in the alley in the | 1553.82 | 2.82 |
middle of the day | 1555.44 | 3.42 |
drinking a 40 ounce | 1556.64 | 4.38 |
you have a problem | 1558.86 | 4.74 |
hey guys Bad news I've had to break the | 1561.02 | 4.38 |
new car but uh it's okay just get | 1563.6 | 3.54 |
another one who's gonna pay for that | 1565.4 | 3.72 |
taxpayers are gonna pay for it that's | 1567.14 | 4.5 |
who yeah these idiots all of you are | 1569.12 | 6.559 |
[ __ ] idiots taking one of the bikes | 1571.64 | 4.039 |
oh | 1578.96 | 2.42 |
oh | 1583.34 | 3.719 |
wow oh God | 1584.2 | 5.14 |
oh this is great | 1587.059 | 6.12 |
whoa oh look at that thing | 1589.34 | 5.52 |
well I bet if I time it right I just | 1593.179 | 3.301 |
drop this plane right into the canals | 1594.86 | 4.1 |
and then just parachute to the station | 1596.48 | 4.61 |
and parachute | 1598.96 | 3.699 |
[Music] | 1601.09 | 3.969 |
oh there he goes go to the canals | 1602.659 | 5.821 |
go to the canals go oh [ __ ] | 1605.059 | 6.961 |
three oh [ __ ] all right coming in for | 1608.48 | 6.199 |
landing | 1612.02 | 2.659 |
strip joint all you guys are nothing but | 1617.14 | 4.48 |
[ __ ] womanizers man you know that | 1620.0 | 3.38 |
gotta be [ __ ] ashamed of yourself | 1621.62 | 4.559 |
horny girls my ass horny guys is more | 1623.38 | 4.779 |
like it right we're gonna be honest with | 1626.179 | 4.021 |
ourselves oh man I just I'd like to go | 1628.159 | 4.871 |
into that place and go off | 1630.2 | 16.169 |
[Music] | 1633.03 | 13.339 |
[Music] | 1649.35 | 5.91 |
[Music] | 1657.37 | 4.6 |
[Music] | 1665.13 | 20.59 |
thank you | 1682.419 | 3.301 |
[Music] | 1687.12 | 8.18 |
[Applause] | 1694.75 | 18.029 |
[Music] | 1695.3 | 20.479 |
thank you | 1712.779 | 3.0 |
but I can't because I'm an officer | 1719.48 | 6.179 |
hey is the car ready yet all right I'm | 1723.14 | 3.779 |
going home I'll be back in the morning | 1725.659 | 3.301 |
car better be here I don't know why | 1726.919 | 4.201 |
every time I walk home I gotta watch you | 1728.96 | 4.56 |
guys just hanging out smoking meth | 1731.12 | 4.86 |
sitting around doing nothing | 1733.52 | 5.039 |
get a job you're ruining my property | 1735.98 | 5.28 |
value look I live above Shenanigans bar | 1738.559 | 4.321 |
okay | 1741.26 | 4.62 |
you guys do mess somewhere else | 1742.88 | 6.38 |
God good night | 1745.88 | 3.38 |
[Music] | 1749.63 | 12.149 |
good morning Los Santos all right time | 1758.299 | 4.801 |
to go to work | 1761.779 | 3.421 |
morning's like this it's beautiful I | 1763.1 | 3.84 |
love going to work | 1765.2 | 4.38 |
except for this [ __ ] trash oh good | 1766.94 | 4.5 |
morning you dig through a trash can yeah | 1769.58 | 3.839 |
yeah yeah great I swear I'm gonna I'm | 1771.44 | 3.359 |
gonna move to a nice neighborhood one | 1773.419 | 2.401 |
day | 1774.799 | 3.181 |
places this place is [ __ ] you guys got | 1775.82 | 4.02 |
the car back is there paperwork for the | 1777.98 | 2.88 |
car | 1779.84 | 3.24 |
oh there she is | 1780.86 | 4.98 |
nice and shiny I like it thanks | 1783.08 | 5.04 |
taxpayers you suckers all right all | 1785.84 | 3.54 |
right I gotta get out of this part of | 1788.12 | 3.84 |
town man this is depressing me I'm gonna | 1789.38 | 4.32 |
head over to the ritzy part | 1791.96 | 6.42 |
ah yes here we go the nice part of town | 1793.7 | 7.979 |
hey how you doing sweetie you [ __ ] see | 1798.38 | 4.62 |
the people that live around here do | 1801.679 | 3.36 |
classy drugs like cocaine | 1803.0 | 3.72 |
yeah it's still bad for you but at least | 1805.039 | 3.961 |
it doesn't make your face look like [ __ ] | 1806.72 | 6.0 |
what's this oh see there's a park a park | 1809.0 | 5.88 |
oh it's a dog park oh I want to go play | 1812.72 | 4.92 |
with the puppy oh who's a buddy who is | 1814.88 | 4.98 |
your buddy yes you are yes you buddy | 1817.64 | 4.44 |
come here boy come here boy | 1819.86 | 5.699 |
come here boy what's this ow you're a | 1822.08 | 5.76 |
good dog cats go away cats leave me | 1825.559 | 4.5 |
alone I don't like cats you guys doing | 1827.84 | 3.78 |
working out | 1830.059 | 3.0 |
looking good | 1831.62 | 4.22 |
what the [ __ ] | 1833.059 | 2.781 |
is this a normal problem around here | 1835.94 | 5.52 |
you guys have a cat problem don't worry | 1839.059 | 3.6 |
about it I used to work in animal | 1841.46 | 3.62 |
control | 1842.659 | 2.421 |
oh no | 1847.34 | 2.78 |
all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here | 1851.6 | 5.16 |
but this park was gonna be nice | 1853.94 | 5.459 |
oh boy all right [ __ ] now I'm lost in | 1856.76 | 4.74 |
the Hills | 1859.399 | 3.9 |
the [ __ ] I am | 1861.5 | 6.36 |
hello anybody home hey jackpot excuse me | 1863.299 | 6.48 |
ma'ams I I hate to bother you oh wow you | 1867.86 | 3.24 |
guys are twins | 1869.779 | 3.301 |
um got a loss do you mind if I just kind | 1871.1 | 3.66 |
of peek over the edge here and figure | 1873.08 | 4.199 |
out where the [ __ ] I am | 1874.76 | 6.18 |
oh wow all right ma'ams uh thank you | 1877.279 | 6.921 |
I'll be on my way | 1880.94 | 3.26 |
thank you | 1884.24 | 5.58 |
no you're welcome nothing how would you | 1887.0 | 4.36 |
ladies like to take a dip | 1889.82 | 7.509 |
[Music] | 1891.36 | 5.969 |
Flash | 1902.899 | 3.201 |
[Music] | 1904.19 | 4.469 |
yeah use your manners next time you | 1906.1 | 4.98 |
[ __ ] | 1908.659 | 2.421 |
[Music] | 1911.78 | 9.06 |
all right good morning Los Santos thanks | 1917.2 | 5.62 |
for the coffee bean machine I'm on my | 1920.84 | 3.36 |
way to work | 1922.82 | 3.0 |
hey it's first thing in the morning guys | 1924.2 | 3.24 |
you already taking a break | 1925.82 | 4.5 |
oh oh yeah you scared oh you scared now | 1927.44 | 6.479 |
get the [ __ ] the [ __ ] work | 1930.32 | 5.599 |
you can lose weight | 1933.919 | 5.041 |
I'm on the job baby what I gotta do what | 1935.919 | 5.14 |
my little schedule for what I got what's | 1938.96 | 4.98 |
the job the captain wants to see you | 1941.059 | 5.881 |
what do you want [ __ ] | 1943.94 | 6.12 |
what do you mean I'm being transferred | 1946.94 | 6.22 |
[Music] | 1950.06 | 3.1 |
foreign | 1955.22 | 6.8 |
yeah yeah thanks pal thanks for the ride | 1956.98 | 5.04 |
transferred to grape seed I've never | 1962.6 | 6.86 |
even [ __ ] heard a grape seed have you | 1965.059 | 4.401 |
huh | 1969.679 | 4.441 |
you don't even give a [ __ ] how about you | 1972.14 | 3.539 |
you give a [ __ ] no you don't give a [ __ ] | 1974.12 | 4.5 |
you don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a | 1975.679 | 5.22 |
[ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] you don't | 1978.62 | 5.34 |
give a [ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] you | 1980.899 | 5.461 |
don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] | 1983.96 | 4.199 |
you don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a | 1986.36 | 3.9 |
[ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] you don't | 1988.159 | 5.461 |
give a [ __ ] you don't give a damn you | 1990.26 | 6.12 |
don't give a fear you don't give a [ __ ] | 1993.62 | 4.5 |
nobody here gives a [ __ ] that's fine | 1996.38 | 4.799 |
it's fine I'm going to grape seed catch | 1998.12 | 5.34 |
my flight and how's this I gotta fly | 2001.179 | 4.561 |
myself [ __ ] have the decency to fly | 2003.46 | 4.26 |
me out there and I just use a Cuban just | 2005.74 | 3.419 |
take the Cuban to the airport and grape | 2007.72 | 3.6 |
seed I don't even know what that is | 2009.159 | 4.921 |
this is Officer apps Road a tower I'm on | 2011.32 | 4.32 |
Runway too I don't give a [ __ ] I'm | 2014.08 | 4.819 |
taking off deal with it | 2015.64 | 6.12 |
oh [ __ ] | 2018.899 | 5.38 |
heading north that's all they told me | 2021.76 | 4.74 |
grape seeds North go north you'll see | 2024.279 | 4.14 |
the [ __ ] airport they said at the | 2026.5 | 4.559 |
base of the mountain | 2028.419 | 7.281 |
so I guess okay I think it must be | 2031.059 | 4.641 |
did my engine just die | 2037.059 | 5.641 |
if my engine just [ __ ] die oh yeah | 2039.64 | 5.46 |
let's give him the shitty Flame | 2042.7 | 4.5 |
let's get played or the engine dies oh | 2045.1 | 4.739 |
God where am I gonna put this down oh | 2047.2 | 6.5 |
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] | 2049.839 | 3.861 |
where | 2059.08 | 3.0 |
oh that hurt like a [ __ ] well I better | 2066.46 | 4.5 |
start walking | 2068.74 | 3.54 |
I just | 2070.96 | 3.84 |
think that's Mount Chiliad | 2072.28 | 5.099 |
so if I go this way maybe that'll take | 2074.8 | 5.099 |
me to grape seed | 2077.379 | 4.02 |
Maybe | 2079.899 | 4.821 |
where's that Mount Chiliad | 2081.399 | 3.321 |
oh boy I think I'm officially uh yeah | 2085.0 | 4.679 |
I'm lost | 2088.24 | 3.419 |
it's getting dark | 2089.679 | 5.66 |
all right that's gonna be okay | 2091.659 | 3.68 |
oh good oh thunder and lightning | 2097.48 | 5.46 |
I'm lost in the middle of the woods this | 2101.32 | 4.14 |
is this is this is perfect | 2102.94 | 6.0 |
okay don't panic just hang out maybe we | 2105.46 | 5.34 |
could just sit here wait it out through | 2108.94 | 5.399 |
the morning [ __ ] [ __ ] me in the ass [ __ ] | 2110.8 | 6.059 |
me in my little ass | 2114.339 | 6.201 |
sweet white Christian Jesus | 2116.859 | 3.681 |
stop stop | 2120.579 | 3.321 |
why hello | 2141.099 | 2.841 |
oh yeah oh | 2148.0 | 3.9 |
I'm gonna have a donut | 2152.46 | 4.96 |
I'm gonna have a donut okay | 2155.02 | 4.62 |
okay let's just just discover that | 2157.42 | 3.6 |
understanding | 2159.64 | 3.479 |
all right I ate a donut feel a little | 2161.02 | 3.599 |
better | 2163.119 | 5.401 |
oh where the [ __ ] am I uh let's see | 2164.619 | 7.201 |
what's this grape seed for oh | 2168.52 | 7.68 |
oh I'm a grape seed oh I made it | 2171.82 | 7.56 |
this is where they transferred me | 2176.2 | 5.52 |
this place is a dump | 2179.38 | 5.82 |
down half price everything | 2181.72 | 4.859 |
what the [ __ ] happened to that door | 2185.2 | 4.46 |
going out of business | 2186.579 | 6.121 |
[ __ ] okay I remember Captain saying the | 2189.66 | 4.48 |
house and grape seed with the white | 2192.7 | 4.5 |
picket fence was mine | 2194.14 | 4.26 |
well | 2197.2 | 3.48 |
there's a white picket fence I think I'm | 2198.4 | 4.5 |
gonna go inside and just freshen up a | 2200.68 | 4.2 |
little bit and you know take the day off | 2202.9 | 5.459 |
and really really think about my [ __ ] | 2204.88 | 4.64 |
life | 2208.359 | 10.441 |
[Music] | 2209.52 | 12.64 |
okay feeling refreshed | 2218.8 | 6.0 |
all right Officer raps row this is your | 2222.16 | 5.88 |
new beat let's get used to it hey guys I | 2224.8 | 5.039 |
just moved here what's your guys's names | 2228.04 | 4.28 |
huh | 2229.839 | 2.481 |
and I'm a new officer in town if I speak | 2235.72 | 4.8 |
to you you can at least be polite yeah | 2238.3 | 4.14 |
this won't be so bad oh you're on your | 2240.52 | 2.76 |
phone | 2242.44 | 2.58 |
it doesn't matter where you go you just | 2243.28 | 3.24 |
look beautiful what the [ __ ] are you | 2245.02 | 5.24 |
wearing here's the supermarket | 2246.52 | 3.74 |
there's a feed store I guess that's | 2250.38 | 3.88 |
where you go when you get hungry | 2252.52 | 4.02 |
this is uh this is a tiny little town | 2254.26 | 4.02 |
a little town on the bottom of the | 2256.54 | 3.42 |
mountain I like it | 2258.28 | 4.2 |
small town living | 2259.96 | 5.04 |
hey our barbecue oh did you say you guys | 2262.48 | 4.379 |
are having a barbecue tomorrow yeah I | 2265.0 | 4.8 |
just moved here Count Me In I live uh I | 2266.859 | 4.441 |
live down the road I live in the the | 2269.8 | 3.72 |
house with the picket fence not that one | 2271.3 | 3.9 |
met new neighbors got invited to a | 2273.52 | 4.47 |
barbecue tomorrow's gonna be a good day | 2275.2 | 7.04 |
[Music] | 2277.99 | 6.05 |
wow | 2282.24 | 5.02 |
all right good morning grape seed | 2284.04 | 6.28 |
yes small town piece of [ __ ] all right | 2287.26 | 4.92 |
I'm gonna go down to the gas station get | 2290.32 | 4.5 |
some [ __ ] for the barbecue | 2292.18 | 5.22 |
oh hey hey did you did you uh did you | 2294.82 | 4.98 |
quit being a [ __ ] are you done being a | 2297.4 | 4.58 |
[ __ ] | 2299.8 | 2.18 |
now quit being an [ __ ] | 2302.92 | 6.24 |
hey how you doing buddy I'm going to a | 2305.94 | 5.94 |
barbecue I need a lot of beer | 2309.16 | 6.12 |
cold ass beer hey thanks pal I'll see | 2311.88 | 5.92 |
you later maybe at the barbecue global | 2315.28 | 4.86 |
warming is baloney well the billboard | 2317.8 | 4.98 |
says it must be true hey hey guys I'm | 2320.14 | 4.14 |
new here I'm just getting to know | 2322.78 | 3.9 |
everybody I'm going to a barbecue | 2324.28 | 5.66 |
I'm excited so yeah this is um | 2326.68 | 6.78 |
this is not not what I was expecting | 2329.94 | 6.34 |
oh oh my okay | 2333.46 | 5.22 |
I gotta I gotta I gotta say guys it's uh | 2336.28 | 4.44 |
it's great to be here I'm having a | 2338.68 | 3.72 |
little bit of culture shock just | 2340.72 | 4.56 |
everything's [ __ ] weird man I suppose | 2342.4 | 5.64 |
you two have been together a while huh | 2345.28 | 6.059 |
oh that's good good God I mean I'm fine | 2348.04 | 4.74 |
with it you know what I mean you all | 2351.339 | 3.361 |
seem like lovely people | 2352.78 | 5.16 |
all right let's put the mask dude | 2354.7 | 5.34 |
did you know Glover Warren's baloney you | 2357.94 | 3.96 |
know what this is weird but I get you | 2360.04 | 3.96 |
gotta Embrace weirdness sometimes you | 2361.9 | 3.36 |
just gotta you know what I'm just gonna | 2364.0 | 3.24 |
have a couple drinks I'm gonna have a | 2365.26 | 3.9 |
couple drinks with you guys we're gonna | 2367.24 | 4.58 |
have a good time | 2369.16 | 2.66 |
hey you guys want to see something cool | 2374.14 | 3.74 |
oh man I always keep a bunch of grenades | 2379.3 | 4.98 |
in my pocket I'm getting in case in case | 2381.76 | 4.319 |
I want to throw them hey everybody | 2384.28 | 4.079 |
everybody follow me everybody found this | 2386.079 | 4.681 |
you [ __ ] with the neighbors oh you guys | 2388.359 | 4.621 |
like that it's just tear gas they'll be | 2390.76 | 4.8 |
fine they'll be fine in the morning look | 2392.98 | 5.639 |
oh [ __ ] Bobby's passed out | 2395.56 | 5.58 |
and bleeding he may be dead oh they're | 2398.619 | 4.381 |
gonna be paramedics guys don't worry | 2401.14 | 3.78 |
it's just tear gas we are out of beer | 2403.0 | 3.78 |
we're out of beer who wants to make a | 2404.92 | 4.679 |
beer run Beer Run oh let's steal the | 2406.78 | 4.74 |
ambulance let's steal this ambulance | 2409.599 | 5.581 |
guys who wants to get in with me yeah | 2411.52 | 5.22 |
oh Rick | 2415.18 | 3.659 |
you know when I first met you man I | 2416.74 | 3.42 |
didn't know you're not gonna get along | 2418.839 | 4.02 |
but I think you're not gonna get a great | 2420.16 | 7.32 |
relationship here we go whoa whoa oh | 2422.859 | 7.621 |
[ __ ] okay hey Endeavors all right knock | 2427.48 | 6.619 |
it away I got a black truck | 2430.48 | 3.619 |
party hey pal what's up hey we're just | 2440.28 | 6.579 |
doing making a beer run oh oh hey Rick | 2444.28 | 5.52 |
Rick let's let's let's have some fun | 2446.859 | 4.74 |
this is you guys are small towns right | 2449.8 | 4.98 |
we you guys you guys got Farms you guys | 2451.599 | 6.0 |
go Farms let's go cow tipping here this | 2454.78 | 4.74 |
is a four-wheel drive | 2457.599 | 4.921 |
[ __ ] | 2459.52 | 3.0 |
okay okay tell me which way to go Rick | 2464.339 | 6.941 |
let's go this is a farm life huh | 2467.619 | 7.381 |
oh it's this oh [ __ ] this is the airport | 2471.28 | 6.24 |
guys this is where I was supposed to be | 2475.0 | 4.26 |
yeah I was supposed to land here but my | 2477.52 | 3.24 |
plane went down in the woods and our | 2479.26 | 4.74 |
Chase about his dad to hook her I rick | 2480.76 | 4.859 |
oh yeah there's the foot this is the | 2484.0 | 3.96 |
[ __ ] cows there's the cows Rick Rick | 2485.619 | 4.141 |
come on let's go let's all go let's all | 2487.96 | 3.42 |
get out let's dip these [ __ ] cows | 2489.76 | 4.02 |
come here Betsy come here Betsy Boo come | 2491.38 | 5.28 |
here come here cow oh hey guys look | 2493.78 | 5.1 |
watch this watch this I I'm a police | 2496.66 | 5.9 |
officer so I carry stun guns | 2498.88 | 7.14 |
oh that was perfect all these stun guns | 2502.56 | 5.32 |
the best thing for tipping a cow hey | 2506.02 | 3.54 |
Rick watch this I'm gonna shoot this cow | 2507.88 | 3.27 |
right in his [ __ ] | 2509.56 | 4.659 |
[Music] | 2511.15 | 3.069 |
boss baby | 2514.3 | 2.539 |
we had a barbecue today global warming | 2519.28 | 5.52 |
is baloney hey Wilford Wilford watch | 2522.22 | 4.08 |
this watch this watch this I'm gonna | 2524.8 | 3.84 |
throw some tear gas at this oh God I | 2526.3 | 5.12 |
dropped the grenade run | 2528.64 | 2.78 |
oh [ __ ] everybody okay everybody oh [ __ ] | 2532.06 | 5.76 |
guys guys run guys run I think I killed | 2535.42 | 4.38 |
Rick get in the car get in the car get | 2537.82 | 4.44 |
in get in Wilford get in get it again | 2539.8 | 4.98 |
come on come on we gotta get it | 2542.26 | 3.9 |
foreign | 2544.78 | 5.12 |
I think I killed Rick | 2546.16 | 3.74 |
[Music] | 2552.18 | 3.12 |
put in grape seed all right let's show | 2555.7 | 4.139 |
these small town Ding Dongs how it's | 2558.339 | 3.601 |
done | 2559.839 | 4.141 |
acknowledge your actuate that's [ __ ] | 2561.94 | 3.48 |
whatever whatever it said to me it's | 2563.98 | 3.48 |
just [ __ ] oh | 2565.42 | 4.08 |
look at this | 2567.46 | 3.899 |
man I wouldn't mind one of those hey you | 2569.5 | 4.32 |
guys know whose car that is | 2571.359 | 3.901 |
so what do you guys do is first thing in | 2573.82 | 3.36 |
the morning you're uh drinking a 40 and | 2575.26 | 3.66 |
smoking a cigarette I have a problem I | 2577.18 | 3.179 |
have a problem with you and I have a | 2578.92 | 5.54 |
problem with you already but oh [ __ ] | 2580.359 | 6.361 |
yeah now you're on the ground bleeding | 2584.46 | 4.6 |
is that what you wanted maybe next time | 2586.72 | 3.599 |
you won't get up in the morning and just | 2589.06 | 3.059 |
start drinking oh look there's another | 2590.319 | 4.201 |
one of these vehicles | 2592.119 | 4.441 |
and another one | 2594.52 | 3.839 |
they're everywhere they're absolutely | 2596.56 | 4.98 |
everywhere around here hey bro let me | 2598.359 | 4.621 |
ask you a question is that your car out | 2601.54 | 2.4 |
there | 2602.98 | 3.42 |
you mind if I borrow it you mind you | 2603.94 | 6.32 |
mind no okay I'm gonna borrow it | 2606.4 | 3.86 |
yeah I need I need to get a patrol car | 2613.119 | 4.021 |
control car be a whole lot of more | 2615.28 | 3.12 |
character fitting | 2617.14 | 2.76 |
this is all right | 2618.4 | 3.6 |
it's just uh let's ride around and see | 2619.9 | 3.66 |
what we can find | 2622.0 | 3.359 |
oh yeah look at that guy out there | 2623.56 | 3.48 |
plowing the fields you know I've never | 2625.359 | 4.74 |
done that yeah let me talk to this guy | 2627.04 | 5.039 |
maybe I should uh you know maybe I | 2630.099 | 3.541 |
should Southern up my accident you know | 2632.079 | 3.301 |
just just so I sound a little bit more | 2633.64 | 4.439 |
familiar to him well hi liar | 2635.38 | 6.66 |
will you buy the bar right now I'm never | 2638.079 | 7.04 |
plowed a failed before | 2642.04 | 10.1 |
Golly Golly ding dong yep yep yep | 2645.119 | 7.021 |
okay the accent didn't work the accident | 2652.44 | 3.58 |
scared him off it might have been too | 2654.7 | 3.119 |
much I think the accident was too soft | 2656.02 | 3.48 |
next time I'll try something to wear the | 2657.819 | 5.28 |
[ __ ] is my car someone stole my car | 2659.5 | 5.94 |
oh man God the gas station's gonna be | 2663.099 | 2.711 |
pissed | 2665.44 | 2.58 |
[Music] | 2665.81 | 4.789 |
oh okay all right all right Astro get | 2668.02 | 3.72 |
your [ __ ] together | 2670.599 | 3.321 |
let's do it right this time | 2671.74 | 6.92 |
are you mad if I borrow your tractor | 2673.92 | 8.159 |
bearing shoes | 2678.66 | 3.419 |
all right see that worked much better | 2683.819 | 5.741 |
so this is Farm life eh we're gonna grow | 2687.28 | 3.96 |
all kinds of stuff we're gonna grow some | 2689.56 | 4.08 |
corn we're gonna grow some green beans | 2691.24 | 4.68 |
we're gonna grow some mashed potatoes | 2693.64 | 4.26 |
I can see how this could get boring | 2695.92 | 4.62 |
just drive back and forth okay okay I'm | 2697.9 | 5.88 |
done I I did it I did it I farmed I | 2700.54 | 5.46 |
plowed the field guys ready to plant | 2703.78 | 4.62 |
some seed grow some fried chicken I | 2706.0 | 3.96 |
still need a car so I can get back into | 2708.4 | 4.199 |
town but I'm enjoying exploring right | 2709.96 | 4.5 |
now since you know this is my new place | 2712.599 | 3.301 |
there's a path that goes up into the | 2714.46 | 2.28 |
mountains | 2715.9 | 3.179 |
it's a path that goes to the top of the | 2716.74 | 4.2 |
mountain | 2719.079 | 3.661 |
I would love to go to the top of the | 2720.94 | 3.96 |
mountain do that sometime well hello | 2722.74 | 5.28 |
there partner oh my God look at that oh | 2724.9 | 5.1 |
crop dusting I bet I could go crop | 2728.02 | 3.42 |
dusting have you ever done crop dusting | 2730.0 | 2.88 |
excuse me have you ever done crop | 2731.44 | 3.6 |
dusting what the [ __ ] | 2732.88 | 5.0 |
ing me | 2735.04 | 2.84 |
that's governor | 2738.099 | 5.601 |
why are you shooting me pal | 2740.5 | 3.2 |
praying spray | 2744.579 | 2.901 |
what are you doing stop stop shooting | 2749.079 | 4.681 |
he's trying to be your neck I'm just | 2751.599 | 4.081 |
trying to be your neighbor I'm fine I | 2753.76 | 4.64 |
didn't want to do this | 2755.68 | 2.72 |
was it because I didn't use the accent | 2760.54 | 3.84 |
is it was that the reason | 2762.4 | 4.919 |
okay noted okay I think I I'm getting | 2764.38 | 4.68 |
used to this thing oh dirt bike dirt | 2767.319 | 3.961 |
bike dirt bike hey man hey civil | 2769.06 | 4.2 |
forfeiture I need I need your dirt bike | 2771.28 | 3.9 |
please official official please Police | 2773.26 | 3.96 |
business oh man I've always wanted one | 2775.18 | 3.78 |
of these oh I should take that path to | 2777.22 | 3.24 |
the top of the mountain now | 2778.96 | 3.42 |
all right here we go | 2780.46 | 5.3 |
I've always wanted to do this | 2782.38 | 3.38 |
oh yeah | 2786.22 | 5.84 |
this is awesome | 2788.64 | 3.42 |
hello | 2792.16 | 2.959 |
[Music] | 2795.12 | 3.579 |
oh wow look at this | 2800.46 | 7.72 |
holy [ __ ] I am way up here | 2804.4 | 6.24 |
this is incredible | 2808.18 | 4.38 |
fails in danger | 2810.64 | 3.24 |
all right | 2812.56 | 4.14 |
so let's see my little town of grape | 2813.88 | 6.18 |
seed is yes down there | 2816.7 | 6.32 |
cool look at that out there | 2820.06 | 5.58 |
oh yeah the city | 2823.02 | 5.86 |
way on out there oh man I missed the | 2825.64 | 6.24 |
city oh yeah I guess I'm usually against | 2828.88 | 5.88 |
people using their phones but not for | 2831.88 | 4.56 |
this | 2834.76 | 3.9 |
hey is uh | 2836.44 | 4.08 |
you know it's been up here without a lot | 2838.66 | 3.419 |
of oxygen making anyone else a little | 2840.52 | 3.18 |
loopy | 2842.079 | 4.571 |
I'm starting to feel weird | 2843.7 | 40.789 |
[Music] | 2846.65 | 37.839 |
thank you | 2888.52 | 9.53 |
[Music] | 2889.55 | 8.5 |
foreign | 2907.3 | 2.66 |
where am I | 2930.339 | 2.841 |
hello this is 9-1-1 what emergency | 2933.579 | 3.54 |
service do you require yeah yeah I need | 2935.5 | 3.78 |
to speak to the captain | 2937.119 | 3.96 |
yeah Hey listen I know you transferred | 2939.28 | 3.839 |
me to grape seed well I went to the top | 2941.079 | 3.601 |
of the mountain last night I got really | 2943.119 | 3.841 |
messed up and I think I ended up [ __ ] | 2944.68 | 6.26 |
a couple of farm animals how many | 2946.96 | 3.98 |
I'm gonna come back to the city | 2952.119 | 3.781 |
I'll send a squad car out for me I got | 2953.68 | 3.78 |
to take care of something first thank | 2955.9 | 3.74 |
you | 2957.46 | 2.18 |
you saw nothing | 2960.16 | 5.24 |
all right out on the highway again | 2962.02 | 3.38 |
It's a Long Mountain [ __ ] yourself well | 2966.24 | 7.26 |
there she is yeah tall buildings | 2970.3 | 5.0 |
civilization | 2973.5 | 4.54 |
[ __ ] traffic [ __ ] out of my way get | 2975.3 | 5.14 |
the [ __ ] out of my way get the [ __ ] out | 2978.04 | 4.44 |
of my way oh yeah | 2980.44 | 4.74 |
oh the city is gorgeous | 2982.48 | 6.18 |
I love green stuff I love the city | 2985.18 | 7.58 |
downtown baby now look at this | 2988.66 | 4.1 |
[ __ ] yeah and it's crap | 2994.06 | 3.779 |
yeah I'll tell you I like the smell I | 2996.099 | 3.301 |
like the small town I like the small | 2997.839 | 3.121 |
town you didn't see it you didn't see | 2999.4 | 3.12 |
all this [ __ ] I don't know what I like | 3000.96 | 2.94 |
anymore | 3002.52 | 3.66 |
I can't go back to grape seed | 3003.9 | 6.12 |
pretty much [ __ ] all their Farm Life | 3006.18 | 5.82 |
hey guys I'm back but I'm not here to | 3010.02 | 3.48 |
stay I need to talk to the captain about | 3012.0 | 3.0 |
where the hell I'm gonna Patrol next | 3013.5 | 4.56 |
because uh [ __ ] I can't go back to grape | 3015.0 | 6.48 |
seed you get what I'm saying right oh | 3018.06 | 5.82 |
Tommy you're such a joker all right I | 3021.48 | 3.78 |
talked to the captain find out where I'm | 3023.88 | 3.8 |
going next | 3025.26 | 2.42 |
[Music] | 3034.36 | 10.459 |
all right | 3042.92 | 3.699 |
this is what I'm talking about | 3044.819 | 4.561 |
new digs | 3046.619 | 5.46 |
oh wow now this is a nice police station | 3049.38 | 6.78 |
I can work here this is gonna be great | 3052.079 | 5.881 |
hey man I'm new here I just got | 3056.16 | 3.54 |
transferred I'm a badass and don't you | 3057.96 | 2.7 |
forget it | 3059.7 | 2.82 |
hey fellas I'm the new guy I don't even | 3060.66 | 3.54 |
think about [ __ ] with me because I am | 3062.52 | 4.38 |
not afraid to hit somebody with a hat | 3064.2 | 5.159 |
the Vespucci Police Department yeah I'm | 3066.9 | 6.14 |
new here pleasure to meet you Pals | 3069.359 | 3.681 |
I want to be able to clean this place up | 3073.26 | 3.359 |
because this guy smoking on the balcony | 3074.7 | 6.379 |
I don't think so not in my town fatty | 3076.619 | 7.561 |
ah this is what I fight for city of Los | 3081.079 | 5.561 |
Santos founded in 1781 oh he's just | 3084.18 | 3.72 |
gonna walk right in front of me just | 3086.64 | 3.01 |
gonna walk | 3087.9 | 2.939 |
[Music] | 3089.65 | 2.63 |
do that | 3090.839 | 4.441 |
oh man this police station is nice | 3092.28 | 5.16 |
it's so much this is such a nicer area | 3095.28 | 5.1 |
than the place I was at oh yeah oh this | 3097.44 | 5.54 |
is gorgeous | 3100.38 | 2.6 |
be gorgeous | 3103.14 | 4.08 |
hey do we have a baseball team because | 3105.059 | 3.961 |
we need a baseball team I'm the new guy | 3107.22 | 3.599 |
I don't [ __ ] with me [ __ ] don't pay | 3109.02 | 3.96 |
and survive yeah that's right a band | 3110.819 | 4.201 |
survives citizens and we'll get along | 3112.98 | 4.56 |
just fine hey fellas I'm the new guy | 3115.02 | 4.319 |
don't you even think about [ __ ] with | 3117.54 | 3.98 |
me | 3119.339 | 2.181 |
man you guys are lucky to live here this | 3123.119 | 4.681 |
is a good point of town | 3125.04 | 4.94 |
foreign | 3127.8 | 2.18 |
good morning guys all right what have I | 3134.9 | 4.179 |
got to do today you know what I'm just | 3137.4 | 3.12 |
gonna go on patrol I'm gonna walk around | 3139.079 | 3.48 |
I'm gonna explore the place have a good | 3140.52 | 3.96 |
damn time hey somebody left some body | 3142.559 | 4.56 |
armor on the ground oh yeah | 3144.48 | 4.859 |
oh that's nice oh look those guys got a | 3147.119 | 4.021 |
rooftop deck that can sit up there and | 3149.339 | 4.401 |
eat breakfast Lucky Bastards | 3151.14 | 6.179 |
Puerto de Soul Yacht Club oh a yacht | 3153.74 | 6.339 |
club ooh Fancy Pants hey guys you guys | 3157.319 | 4.201 |
part of the yacht club | 3160.079 | 3.301 |
can I be part of the yacht club I'm a | 3161.52 | 3.42 |
fun guy to hang out with like to goof | 3163.38 | 4.32 |
around I'm just a damn hoot to hang out | 3164.94 | 4.919 |
with yeah I like I like the kid around I | 3167.7 | 3.78 |
like the kid around and go on the Yachts | 3169.859 | 2.96 |
whoa | 3171.48 | 4.56 |
see hey uh oh [ __ ] I think he I think he | 3172.819 | 4.601 |
drowned | 3176.04 | 3.42 |
oh | 3177.42 | 4.62 |
I can't not see where this goes | 3179.46 | 4.92 |
hey guys we could be up here you think I | 3182.04 | 3.66 |
could jump off this building and make it | 3184.38 | 3.739 |
into the water | 3185.7 | 2.419 |
holy [ __ ] | 3190.98 | 2.96 |
oh man hey did you guys see me jump off | 3194.22 | 3.96 |
of that building jumped off of that | 3196.559 | 3.54 |
building into the water it was freaking | 3198.18 | 5.399 |
cool hey big Villa yeah I'm I'm new here | 3200.099 | 5.341 |
I just joined the yacht club what uh | 3203.579 | 3.54 |
which one's yours | 3205.44 | 4.2 |
what is it the red one | 3207.119 | 4.621 |
you mind if I take it damn I take it for | 3209.64 | 4.56 |
a spin thanks hey guys I just joined the | 3211.74 | 3.66 |
yacht club you guys are gonna love me | 3214.2 | 3.26 |
I'm a I'm a big old Kidder | 3215.4 | 5.219 |
screw around I love having a good time | 3217.46 | 5.619 |
all right I'm backing out I'm backing | 3220.619 | 5.641 |
out I'm driving a boat yeah [ __ ] you I'm | 3223.079 | 4.52 |
going yeah | 3226.26 | 3.8 |
I'm a yacht club | 3227.599 | 5.26 |
[Music] | 3230.06 | 5.74 |
oh man I'm gonna go sailing this is | 3232.859 | 6.661 |
gonna be beautiful okay uh I I don't | 3235.8 | 6.38 |
know what happened | 3239.52 | 5.579 |
I wrecked it I wrecked it I wrecked the | 3242.18 | 5.439 |
damn thing I'm sorry hey pal I don't | 3245.099 | 3.661 |
know if you're still over there I don't | 3247.619 | 3.24 |
know if you can hear me uh I wrecked | 3248.76 | 4.14 |
your boat it's here in the harbor it's | 3250.859 | 3.601 |
fine though I mean you're rich as [ __ ] | 3252.9 | 4.199 |
just get another one look at this thing | 3254.46 | 6.32 |
oh that is nice hey Pals is yours | 3257.099 | 6.181 |
hey can I go for a ride you're gonna | 3260.78 | 3.88 |
love me you're gonna love me here I like | 3263.28 | 2.88 |
to I like the Goof Off I like to have a | 3264.66 | 3.6 |
good time hey thanks thanks for letting | 3266.16 | 5.04 |
me try this man I've never uh [ __ ] you | 3268.26 | 6.66 |
oh I could get used to this | 3271.2 | 6.71 |
hey look at me I'm a boater | 3274.92 | 4.679 |
[Music] | 3277.91 | 6.33 |
yeah baby oh man look at these waves | 3279.599 | 4.641 |
oh wow | 3284.3 | 4.539 |
oh I can see why people get addicted to | 3286.26 | 3.599 |
boating | 3288.839 | 3.421 |
oh this is a blast hey Jet skier what's | 3289.859 | 3.48 |
up buddy | 3292.26 | 2.64 |
hey | 3293.339 | 4.861 |
fun oh yeah watch out guys I'm new at | 3294.9 | 5.48 |
this | 3298.2 | 2.18 |
okay oh that that was a hard hit okay | 3304.44 | 5.1 |
all right all right was it wasn't me | 3307.68 | 4.139 |
okay okay what why is it making wasn't | 3309.54 | 3.66 |
making that sound | 3311.819 | 2.54 |
what's | 3313.2 | 4.2 |
going on | 3314.359 | 6.521 |
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] engine fire engine fire | 3317.4 | 6.179 |
there's a fire on the boat hell oh God | 3320.88 | 4.8 |
okay never mind it went out oh oh [ __ ] | 3323.579 | 4.561 |
okay so it's obviously the engine's dead | 3325.68 | 4.439 |
so I might be stranded that's okay | 3328.14 | 4.679 |
that's okay uh you know what happens | 3330.119 | 5.101 |
when people when when people go missing | 3332.819 | 4.201 |
they send out they send out the rescue | 3335.22 | 6.48 |
team right yeah I'll be fine | 3337.02 | 8.099 |
all right guys I'm gonna die out here | 3341.7 | 6.5 |
it's like a day out here | 3345.119 | 3.081 |
oh God I'm so hungry | 3348.78 | 5.339 |
I'm so hungry I just want something to | 3351.3 | 5.4 |
eat I can still actually see land so | 3354.119 | 5.641 |
that's good maybe yeah I can just swim | 3356.7 | 4.2 |
back | 3359.76 | 3.599 |
it's a big swim that is a really big | 3360.9 | 5.58 |
it's a really big swim oh God | 3363.359 | 7.7 |
I gotta do it I gotta do it here we go | 3366.48 | 6.54 |
I think yeah | 3371.059 | 4.241 |
I think I could do this swimming the | 3373.02 | 3.72 |
waves man | 3375.3 | 3.66 |
all right doing good | 3376.74 | 3.98 |
real good | 3378.96 | 5.33 |
oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] | 3380.72 | 5.68 |
[Music] | 3384.29 | 3.87 |
okay okay | 3386.4 | 5.459 |
hey little shark hey are you friendly | 3388.16 | 5.5 |
can you tell me you're a friendly shark | 3391.859 | 5.521 |
oh Jesus Lord Mercy get me out of this | 3393.66 | 6.84 |
[ __ ] off [ __ ] off shark | 3397.38 | 5.9 |
look right up | 3400.5 | 2.78 |
crazy where is he okay oh Jesus Jesus | 3404.22 | 8.18 |
Christ no doubt oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me the dick | 3407.52 | 4.88 |
all right | 3413.04 | 2.539 |
[Music] | 3415.72 | 8.96 |
oh man thanks for patching me up | 3421.46 | 4.96 |
holy [ __ ] if that other boat hadn't come | 3424.68 | 3.84 |
along when it did I'd be shock food huh | 3426.42 | 4.02 |
how crazy is that you don't even give a | 3428.52 | 3.78 |
[ __ ] do you ladies okay let's see the | 3430.44 | 3.06 |
guys at the station are probably | 3432.3 | 3.24 |
wondering where the hell I went unless | 3433.5 | 3.78 |
you're probably trying to make it back | 3435.54 | 2.88 |
there | 3437.28 | 2.819 |
but I'm not too sure what that is so | 3438.42 | 4.199 |
let's start walking oh sorry sorry sorry | 3440.099 | 5.101 |
my bad my bad you're right you're right | 3442.619 | 5.821 |
I should write myself a ticket huh | 3445.2 | 5.76 |
are you a sex offender or something I'm | 3448.44 | 4.26 |
sorry what the [ __ ] did you just say to | 3450.96 | 4.68 |
me no I'm a [ __ ] cop | 3452.7 | 4.32 |
[ __ ] | 3455.64 | 3.0 |
all right I'm gonna go down this way I'm | 3457.02 | 4.94 |
trying to get back to my station | 3458.64 | 3.32 |
can you spare any money friend | 3463.8 | 3.98 |
no | 3468.54 | 3.42 |
I think it's that way | 3470.28 | 4.319 |
near the movie studio I know that | 3471.96 | 4.74 |
oh yeah oh yeah I know I'm at now I can | 3474.599 | 3.661 |
see the uh the Water Tower for the movie | 3476.7 | 3.72 |
studio off in the distance | 3478.26 | 4.079 |
I'm on the right path that's good that's | 3480.42 | 3.84 |
good I'm gonna find my way back in no | 3482.339 | 4.161 |
time | 3484.26 | 2.24 |
lady you look like a dictator I know | 3487.5 | 5.839 |
not gonna say who | 3490.38 | 2.959 |
that is a red light | 3496.559 | 3.201 |
[ __ ] out of the bus | 3500.4 | 4.439 |
stop | 3502.8 | 3.66 |
all I want to do is write your ticket | 3504.839 | 3.541 |
man not that hard | 3506.46 | 3.48 |
better quit | 3508.38 | 3.84 |
come back here | 3509.94 | 5.5 |
in the back I don't want to hurt you | 3512.22 | 7.399 |
[Applause] | 3515.44 | 6.619 |
could have been easy could have been | 3519.619 | 4.541 |
easy you made it hard did it to yourself | 3522.059 | 3.961 |
pal | 3524.16 | 3.659 |
okay now where the [ __ ] am I | 3526.02 | 4.079 |
International online unlimited what the | 3527.819 | 4.921 |
[ __ ] does that even mean yep yep yep yep | 3530.099 | 4.681 |
he's back there boys | 3532.74 | 4.319 |
probably still a little crispy let's put | 3534.78 | 3.539 |
them out | 3537.059 | 3.121 |
I tried to write him a ticket weasel | 3538.319 | 5.3 |
Plaza what is weasel Plaza | 3540.18 | 3.439 |
that's building man | 3545.28 | 4.559 |
out of here makes a lot of damn money | 3547.26 | 4.859 |
is it you do you make a lot of money | 3549.839 | 5.641 |
funny face yeah I doubt it | 3552.119 | 6.061 |
turn that [ __ ] siren off tell your | 3555.48 | 4.68 |
damn Captain to turn his [ __ ] siren | 3558.18 | 3.06 |
off | 3560.16 | 3.54 |
oh thank you | 3561.24 | 5.339 |
thank you did you radio that in I | 3563.7 | 4.32 |
appreciate it | 3566.579 | 4.321 |
this oh this is the movie studio | 3568.02 | 5.52 |
can I cut through here hey | 3570.9 | 4.919 |
hey pal you mind if I cut through the | 3573.54 | 3.66 |
movie studio I'm just an officer I'm | 3575.819 | 3.54 |
trying to get back to my police station | 3577.2 | 4.02 |
look at all this this must | 3579.359 | 3.421 |
actors and people | 3581.22 | 3.96 |
yeah I don't think you'll mind if I | 3582.78 | 5.16 |
explore around a little bit oh my | 3585.18 | 5.159 |
God oh look at that | 3587.94 | 5.22 |
oh I am tempted I am tempted to just | 3590.339 | 4.98 |
kill every one of you and run off with | 3593.16 | 2.88 |
it | 3595.319 | 3.421 |
yeah but you know it's illegal what's it | 3596.04 | 5.16 |
like in your trailer yeah oh what is | 3598.74 | 4.68 |
this is this a contract oh yeah it's | 3601.2 | 4.02 |
like a contract from the studio telling | 3603.42 | 3.179 |
them how they're gonna [ __ ] you and | 3605.22 | 2.7 |
don't go thinking you're all important | 3606.599 | 2.76 |
just cause you're in a big film I think | 3607.92 | 3.899 |
you're a fan you understand | 3609.359 | 5.041 |
what a Jew yeah you're a joke you're the | 3611.819 | 4.321 |
one in an astronaut [ __ ] outfit | 3614.4 | 4.56 |
you're not even a real astronaut oh is | 3616.14 | 4.74 |
this is this craft services | 3618.96 | 4.26 |
where you get coffee and snacks you want | 3620.88 | 4.08 |
a snack what do you got hey you mind | 3623.22 | 3.359 |
moving so I can get the [ __ ] snack | 3624.96 | 3.24 |
place I want to see what kind of snacks | 3626.579 | 2.881 |
they got back here | 3628.2 | 2.82 |
y'all don't have snacks that's just a | 3629.46 | 2.82 |
bunch of [ __ ] | 3631.02 | 3.599 |
sit can I go on the set come on on the | 3632.28 | 5.64 |
set yeah okay let's be uh an astronaut | 3634.619 | 5.101 |
film so what's the store here you guys | 3637.92 | 4.919 |
are stranded in uh what is this Italy I | 3639.72 | 5.04 |
don't get it is that what it is this is | 3642.839 | 4.201 |
one movie's [ __ ] suck now so it | 3644.76 | 3.78 |
doesn't make any sense the actors are | 3647.04 | 3.539 |
shitty all it is is damn remakes nothing | 3648.54 | 4.2 |
[ __ ] original anymore it costs way | 3650.579 | 3.961 |
too much to do you spend money on | 3652.74 | 3.54 |
[ __ ] advertising you know I'm trying | 3654.54 | 4.92 |
to throw [ __ ] honest then I go to the | 3656.28 | 5.6 |
Moon Theater | 3659.46 | 2.42 |
16 goddamn dollars for like one movie | 3663.02 | 5.68 |
ticket nowadays you try to shove on 3D | 3666.54 | 4.38 |
on his [ __ ] down my throat really looks | 3668.7 | 4.68 |
like absolute [ __ ] they're snacks snacks | 3670.92 | 4.08 |
are too [ __ ] expensive there's a | 3673.38 | 5.04 |
reason your industry is failing | 3675.0 | 4.92 |
I kind of do want to see the new that | 3678.42 | 3.36 |
new superhero movie though all right | 3679.92 | 4.679 |
let's see oh I think that's it yeah | 3681.78 | 5.039 |
yep that's police that's that's HQ right | 3684.599 | 4.441 |
there man I've had a hell of a few days | 3686.819 | 4.74 |
I got eaten by a shark should make that | 3689.04 | 4.74 |
[ __ ] movie | 3691.559 | 3.901 |
what the hell | 3693.78 | 4.1 |
I'm sorry what | 3695.46 | 5.099 |
shut the [ __ ] up and talk to me like | 3697.88 | 5.5 |
that you little [ __ ] I'm sorry what | 3700.559 | 6.121 |
whatever oh yeah whatever whatever oh | 3703.38 | 4.8 |
I'm sorry what was that whatever | 3706.68 | 5.04 |
whatever yeah whatever oh I just took a | 3708.18 | 6.96 |
shotgun to the face whatever some people | 3711.72 | 6.8 |
some people just don't get it | 3715.14 | 3.38 |
all right gentlemen today is training | 3719.0 | 5.74 |
day and I'm gonna get you guys asses | 3722.64 | 4.56 |
into shape what's your name Soldier uh | 3724.74 | 4.859 |
it's Gordon Gordon that stupid ass name | 3727.2 | 4.2 |
how about you what's your name [ __ ] | 3729.599 | 3.601 |
oh the name's Grimes it's actually on my | 3731.4 | 3.24 |
shirt Grimes | 3733.2 | 4.02 |
[ __ ] you Grimes and how about you fresh | 3734.64 | 5.699 |
nuts what's your name's Bryce Bryce I'm | 3737.22 | 5.04 |
about to teach you how to be a man all | 3740.339 | 3.561 |
right you numb Ducks you see that sign | 3742.26 | 4.559 |
sign says here for you because that's | 3743.9 | 4.899 |
what we are we're here for the citizens | 3746.819 | 4.201 |
let's go [ __ ] protect the [ __ ] out of | 3748.799 | 4.56 |
them all right since you fellas are new | 3751.02 | 4.38 |
here I'm gonna show you the ropes and | 3753.359 | 3.48 |
one of the best places I like to take | 3755.4 | 3.659 |
you damn newbies on patrol is the | 3756.839 | 5.641 |
college here we are fellas this is a | 3759.059 | 6.3 |
college campus Los Santos University or | 3762.48 | 4.619 |
some [ __ ] like that | 3765.359 | 4.98 |
all right boys come with me welcome what | 3767.099 | 5.161 |
the hell whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa | 3770.339 | 3.841 |
whoa hey what are you doing pal | 3772.26 | 3.299 |
freeze | 3774.18 | 3.54 |
I said freeze | 3775.559 | 4.441 |
[Music] | 3777.72 | 3.93 |
stay down buddy whoa | 3780.0 | 3.839 |
[Applause] | 3781.65 | 6.689 |
from you guys are you guys all right | 3783.839 | 6.96 |
huh all right that was crazy move God | 3788.339 | 4.74 |
damn it we you move Bryce get the [ __ ] | 3790.799 | 3.241 |
out of the way | 3793.079 | 3.121 |
oh yeah all right yeah just lay down get | 3794.04 | 3.18 |
up what | 3796.2 | 2.639 |
just lay on top of the body you don't | 3797.22 | 4.32 |
give a damn put your gun away I'll kill | 3798.839 | 7.701 |
you for what I need cover | 3801.54 | 5.0 |
all right guys I think Bryce is a | 3808.559 | 2.701 |
[ __ ] idiot | 3810.059 | 3.54 |
oh you hear the bell ring that means get | 3811.26 | 5.059 |
the [ __ ] to class | 3813.599 | 2.72 |
No One's Gonna Get to [ __ ] the class so | 3816.72 | 3.09 |
you're gonna play on your phone quick | 3818.52 | 6.72 |
[Music] | 3819.81 | 8.85 |
whoa who's it who's that who's that | 3825.24 | 4.859 |
who's that what's going on what's going | 3828.66 | 1.7 |
on | 3830.099 | 2.341 |
[Music] | 3830.36 | 5.739 |
what is this guy doing hey | 3832.44 | 6.659 |
I'm trying to train these [ __ ] | 3836.099 | 5.281 |
oh my God you guys okay | 3839.099 | 3.901 |
Jesus Christ | 3841.38 | 4.26 |
Gordon you got shot are you okay huh any | 3843.0 | 4.859 |
injuries any injuries I'm trying to I'm | 3845.64 | 3.54 |
trying to check your ass I'm trying to | 3847.859 | 2.94 |
check your ass you won't let me look at | 3849.18 | 3.659 |
your ass let me look at your ass Gordon | 3850.799 | 6.06 |
Bryce Grimes let's move the [ __ ] out uh | 3852.839 | 6.181 |
look at this pole vaulting there's | 3856.859 | 3.421 |
another problem with these universities | 3859.02 | 2.579 |
you're not actually teaching your kids | 3860.28 | 2.94 |
anything they come out here and they're | 3861.599 | 3.96 |
playing [ __ ] games goddamn pole | 3863.22 | 4.079 |
vaulting yeah that'll earn you money | 3865.559 | 4.201 |
later in life all right back to the ride | 3867.299 | 5.28 |
oh God damn it anytime you park a car | 3869.76 | 5.52 |
and leave it it's bound to get stolen so | 3872.579 | 4.921 |
usually when someone steals our car | 3875.28 | 3.9 |
the best thing to do | 3877.5 | 3.359 |
to take someone else's | 3879.18 | 3.0 |
all right I'm gonna take you guys on | 3880.859 | 3.781 |
patrol down in Vinewood nice it's a very | 3882.18 | 4.32 |
very seedy area | 3884.64 | 3.84 |
now you guys might be thinking ah yeah | 3886.5 | 3.72 |
you're driving a little crazy there uh | 3888.48 | 4.26 |
officer but I'm not I'm not I'm trying | 3890.22 | 4.44 |
to show you guys that it's okay because | 3892.74 | 4.02 |
we're police officers to drive like | 3894.66 | 3.419 |
maniacs | 3896.76 | 3.48 |
perfectly legal and fun we were Above | 3898.079 | 4.081 |
the Law the law does not apply to us | 3900.24 | 3.9 |
anyway whatsoever | 3902.16 | 5.3 |
hey yo | 3904.14 | 3.32 |
all right Stitch the car | 3907.799 | 4.741 |
night times when it gets crazy around | 3910.859 | 3.48 |
here sometimes fellas | 3912.54 | 4.559 |
the night time is the weird time so keep | 3914.339 | 5.24 |
a lookout | 3917.099 | 2.48 |
what happened | 3920.04 | 3.84 |
whoa whoa | 3921.96 | 4.94 |
hold on no no no | 3923.88 | 3.02 |
oh where's | 3928.44 | 3.72 |
where's Gordon | 3930.359 | 3.901 |
where the [ __ ] Gordon I think we lost | 3932.16 | 4.98 |
Gordon yep yeah I think I think Gordon's | 3934.26 | 4.319 |
dead | 3937.14 | 2.699 |
well | 3938.579 | 3.421 |
he was the dumb one all right that's a | 3939.839 | 3.78 |
good lesson guys and not walking out | 3942.0 | 2.94 |
into the middle of the road you walk out | 3943.619 | 2.7 |
into the middle of the road you're bound | 3944.94 | 3.359 |
to get killed you understand that Grimes | 3946.319 | 4.561 |
you got that price | 3948.299 | 4.681 |
if you look at me like that oh it's | 3950.88 | 3.479 |
happy hour | 3952.98 | 2.879 |
sign | 3954.359 | 3.121 |
so he's like they were trying to make a | 3955.859 | 4.2 |
dick Singleton's oh it isn't it's a | 3957.48 | 5.339 |
singles bar oh there you go dude | 3960.059 | 6.121 |
get you something buddy yeah all right I | 3962.819 | 5.341 |
see you pal you out on a good night um | 3966.18 | 4.58 |
I've uh | 3968.16 | 2.6 |
back away | 3972.78 | 3.839 |
I'm backing away probably pretty sure | 3974.339 | 3.841 |
that that was a dude | 3976.619 | 3.601 |
right crimes I'm not alone on that that | 3978.18 | 3.36 |
was a guy | 3980.22 | 2.7 |
oh boy | 3981.54 | 3.62 |
okay | 3982.92 | 5.34 |
dear dear God dear Bryce I don't know if | 3985.16 | 4.72 |
you noticed man it's kind of the weird | 3988.26 | 4.079 |
part of town surprisingly the the last | 3989.88 | 3.9 |
time I had this feeling I ended up | 3992.339 | 3.361 |
partying with these people ah not these | 3993.78 | 4.079 |
people those were rednecks I was hanging | 3995.7 | 3.48 |
out with but I haven't really hung out | 3997.859 | 3.541 |
with the [ __ ] with the queers what's the | 3999.18 | 3.96 |
PC term hey you know like a college | 4001.4 | 4.38 |
[ __ ] what's the PC term for queer all | 4003.14 | 3.419 |
right it doesn't matter it doesn't | 4005.78 | 1.799 |
matter Grimes because you know what's | 4006.559 | 2.341 |
gonna happen we're gonna go over there | 4007.579 | 3.48 |
we're gonna hang out with them might | 4008.9 | 3.719 |
even have a few drinks we're gonna have | 4011.059 | 5.961 |
a good damn time come on open your eyes | 4012.619 | 4.401 |
whoa guys what was your name again what | 4017.26 | 4.359 |
was your name again Billy Billy this is | 4019.7 | 3.919 |
uh this is Bryce and this is Grimes | 4021.619 | 4.621 |
there are two upstanding guys we had | 4023.619 | 4.541 |
another guy with his name Gordon I think | 4026.24 | 4.799 |
he got run over by a car oh man wow we | 4028.16 | 4.8 |
drank it a long time you know what let's | 4031.039 | 3.481 |
walk it up we gotta walk we gotta walk | 4032.96 | 4.02 |
down the street guys oh hey there pretty | 4034.52 | 6.42 |
pants someone is on heroin all right | 4036.98 | 6.66 |
guys listen we gotta go whoa | 4040.94 | 5.96 |
look at this idiot | 4043.64 | 3.26 |
holy [ __ ] you guys see that | 4052.359 | 4.661 |
oh what are you still down there for | 4055.099 | 3.841 |
Grimes I got him I hit him with a rocket | 4057.02 | 3.36 |
launcher what are you aiming at Stand | 4058.94 | 3.84 |
Down stand down so if you stand down | 4060.38 | 4.5 |
what you guys uh you got you guys are | 4062.78 | 3.779 |
gonna have to get to know Grimes Grimes | 4064.88 | 3.78 |
is a little trigger happy damn it Grimes | 4066.559 | 3.901 |
is your first day out of the job and you | 4068.66 | 4.08 |
[ __ ] it all up I told you it was too | 4070.46 | 4.8 |
Trigger Happy | 4072.74 | 6.98 |
yeah hey over here over here guys hey | 4075.26 | 4.46 |
[Music] | 4085.92 | 3.099 |
well Bryce that was an example of our | 4092.24 | 4.38 |
fine Medical Teams that we have here in | 4094.819 | 3.301 |
Los Santos | 4096.62 | 4.139 |
they're a bunch of [ __ ] idiots Grimes | 4098.12 | 4.139 |
you're a good man I didn't know you too | 4100.759 | 3.241 |
long but you seem like uh we could have | 4102.259 | 2.761 |
been friends | 4104.0 | 3.6 |
but um hey at least we had a fun night | 4105.02 | 5.159 |
together uh so I'm gonna light a flare | 4107.6 | 5.52 |
and your honor buddy | 4110.179 | 5.221 |
about moment of silence please moment of | 4113.12 | 4.19 |
silence | 4115.4 | 4.799 |
[Music] | 4117.31 | 4.81 |
all right let's get the [ __ ] home all | 4120.199 | 3.301 |
right what were your names again was it | 4122.12 | 3.48 |
Bill Billy or yeah something like that | 4123.5 | 5.94 |
and uh okay sassy you guys interested at | 4125.6 | 5.88 |
all in becoming police officers tell you | 4129.44 | 5.0 |
what you you girls you guys | 4131.48 | 5.219 |
what the [ __ ] ever you guys come down | 4134.44 | 4.359 |
come on back to the police station ma'am | 4136.699 | 3.961 |
uh I hate to do this but I'm gonna have | 4138.799 | 4.44 |
to confiscate your vehicle | 4140.66 | 6.119 |
all right up on in guys ladies see I | 4143.239 | 4.861 |
learned I learned the other day that you | 4146.779 | 2.46 |
can take a shortcut through the movie | 4148.1 | 3.599 |
studio and it gets you uh it gets you | 4149.239 | 4.321 |
guys there faster so like if you're only | 4151.699 | 3.721 |
if you're on that side of town you just | 4153.56 | 4.199 |
need to uh you know you just need to get | 4155.42 | 4.38 |
through just cut through here | 4157.759 | 4.5 |
[Applause] | 4159.8 | 5.459 |
whatever | 4162.259 | 3.0 |
okay what guys um I haven't slept in 24 | 4167.0 | 5.219 |
hours but uh I kind of don't want to go | 4169.819 | 4.561 |
to sleep because I just I had too much | 4172.219 | 4.261 |
fun and I'm still buzzing you guys you | 4174.38 | 4.26 |
guys want to go get into maybe a gang | 4176.48 | 4.4 |
fight | 4178.64 | 2.24 |
all right here we are the gang that | 4181.46 | 4.02 |
hangs around these parts they call | 4183.98 | 3.12 |
themselves The vagos | 4185.48 | 3.66 |
we're gonna go in we're gonna go in loud | 4187.1 | 4.139 |
and we're gonna kick some [ __ ] ass | 4189.14 | 4.619 |
all right you guys you girls you guys | 4191.239 | 4.081 |
girls ready | 4193.759 | 3.121 |
[ __ ] do this | 4195.32 | 4.56 |
[ __ ] | 4196.88 | 3.0 |
see something | 4201.739 | 5.48 |
get him | 4204.04 | 3.179 |
okay | 4208.46 | 4.02 |
all right you got another Bryce get him | 4210.02 | 3.96 |
whoa | 4212.48 | 6.06 |
that dog rice oh my God | 4213.98 | 9.239 |
[ __ ] off [ __ ] off dog [ __ ] Jesus | 4218.54 | 7.4 |
oh no | 4223.219 | 2.721 |
oh God oh God are you okay Billy oh [ __ ] | 4226.219 | 5.161 |
Bryce got eaten by a goddamn dog I'll | 4229.219 | 5.061 |
avenge you Bryce | 4231.38 | 2.9 |
oh geez | 4234.8 | 5.46 |
anybody else oh no Bryce | 4236.6 | 6.42 |
rice cut either bitten the dick or shot | 4240.26 | 5.76 |
in the dick by the way oh man that that | 4243.02 | 5.159 |
does not look pretty I mean they shut | 4246.02 | 4.74 |
his dick clean off that's awful I mean | 4248.179 | 4.261 |
it's not awful if you had your dick cut | 4250.76 | 3.78 |
off removed it's just bad if you had it | 4252.44 | 3.9 |
shut off yeah I mean you girls guys you | 4254.54 | 3.54 |
guys girls know what I'm saying yeah | 4256.34 | 4.26 |
these pieces of [ __ ] serve you guys | 4258.08 | 4.8 |
right for shooting my buddy Bryce in the | 4260.6 | 3.66 |
dick | 4262.88 | 4.56 |
wait what the [ __ ] happened oh now Billy | 4264.26 | 5.82 |
Billy Billy come back come back to me | 4267.44 | 4.5 |
Billy Billy must have got shot but he | 4270.08 | 4.079 |
didn't tell anybody he bled out it's for | 4271.94 | 5.1 |
killing my buddy Billy killing Bryce | 4274.159 | 5.821 |
anymore you [ __ ] left get in | 4277.04 | 5.639 |
get in sassy oh [ __ ] oh God there's | 4279.98 | 4.86 |
people that are mad at us you're mad at | 4282.679 | 4.761 |
us sassy | 4284.84 | 2.6 |
oh we gotta get we gotta get the [ __ ] | 4289.0 | 5.159 |
out of here quick | 4291.5 | 2.659 |
oh God getting shot at again | 4294.199 | 5.241 |
get up | 4296.84 | 2.6 |
covered no sassy get behind the car why | 4300.699 | 5.861 |
are you standing there like an idiot | 4305.06 | 5.4 |
I'll take you all wrong man | 4306.56 | 5.54 |
what the [ __ ] are you doing | 4310.46 | 5.96 |
all right this car is [ __ ] let's go | 4312.1 | 4.32 |
[ __ ] getting shot at where | 4316.82 | 5.04 |
oh they're down there here sassy take | 4319.699 | 7.101 |
cover wait till they get close open fire | 4321.86 | 4.94 |
you got one get | 4327.32 | 3.5 |
the other one oh God it's a [ __ ] dog | 4331.64 | 5.039 |
sassy | 4334.76 | 3.54 |
get the dog | 4336.679 | 3.54 |
no | 4338.3 | 5.78 |
ah damn it damn it damn it | 4340.219 | 7.5 |
sassy oh [ __ ] I don't have time to mourn | 4344.08 | 7.56 |
your death I gotta jump on this train | 4347.719 | 3.921 |
I'm Gonna Miss You sassy I gotta make my | 4352.64 | 5.3 |
way back back | 4355.52 | 2.42 |
to the Head idea everything about this | 4359.12 | 4.68 |
was a bad idea of [ __ ] I want to go in | 4361.1 | 4.68 |
the tunnel hop up | 4363.8 | 5.82 |
ah okay okay I'm gonna make it I'm gonna | 4365.78 | 6.72 |
make it out of this one shot oh good | 4369.62 | 5.88 |
hospital I love Hospital roofs | 4372.5 | 7.5 |
hospitals always have helicopters | 4375.5 | 4.5 |
oh that got Harry they got really hairy | 4380.96 | 7.219 |
for a second let's wait home | 4384.38 | 3.799 |
oh | 4388.64 | 4.32 |
that was just uh | 4390.92 | 5.0 |
that was just a crazy day okay | 4392.96 | 6.029 |
[Music] | 4395.92 | 3.069 |
hey | 4401.12 | 3.58 |
we're gonna need more recruits | 4402.86 | 6.98 |
[Music] | 4404.7 | 8.42 |
ah right that was a Oh that was an awful | 4409.84 | 6.46 |
awful breakfast I'm on my way to work | 4413.12 | 6.5 |
yeah don't jaywalk you damn ass | 4416.3 | 7.08 |
yeah run silly [ __ ] ah the good old | 4419.62 | 5.2 |
police station hey what do you guys | 4423.38 | 2.58 |
doing laundry in front of the police | 4424.82 | 2.22 |
station | 4425.96 | 2.82 |
the [ __ ] out of here | 4427.04 | 3.06 |
hoodlum | 4428.78 | 3.24 |
everyone here all right let's see what | 4430.1 | 4.2 |
all the cars are going all right fine | 4432.02 | 4.56 |
I'll take the bike do you guys drive it | 4434.3 | 3.78 |
all right you following the rules huh | 4436.58 | 3.18 |
saving lives | 4438.08 | 3.48 |
every time every time I see you guys | 4439.76 | 4.38 |
stop somewhere all you do is Snip your | 4441.56 | 4.38 |
fingers check your notepad do nothing | 4444.14 | 5.22 |
all right it's on its own ding dong the | 4445.94 | 5.64 |
[ __ ] out of the car come on the wheels | 4449.36 | 4.68 |
on the nuts go around and round round | 4451.58 | 5.579 |
and round round and round the wheels on | 4454.04 | 5.94 |
the nuts go round and round see what we | 4457.159 | 4.981 |
got here oh man look at this hotel hold | 4459.98 | 3.66 |
on a second who puts a bush right in | 4462.14 | 3.24 |
front of their sign | 4463.64 | 3.66 |
look at that that's just that's just bad | 4465.38 | 4.02 |
management all right I got I I gotta go | 4467.3 | 3.54 |
say something I gotta go say something | 4469.4 | 4.02 |
what is this krastenburg yeah these | 4470.84 | 3.66 |
people obviously don't know how to do | 4473.42 | 2.819 |
their damn lawn hey fellas have you seen | 4474.5 | 3.96 |
the uh the the owner of this place | 4476.239 | 3.96 |
in order to talk to about the lawn I | 4478.46 | 4.56 |
hear a cat where's cat oh oh little | 4480.199 | 5.161 |
kitty oh hey little buddy cats are weird | 4483.02 | 4.26 |
right am I right cats are weird shame | 4485.36 | 3.299 |
whatever | 4487.28 | 3.18 |
give me whatever | 4488.659 | 4.201 |
what do you mean whatever what do you | 4490.46 | 3.61 |
mean whatever | 4492.86 | 2.64 |
[Music] | 4494.07 | 3.83 |
oh you sneaky son of a [ __ ] come on I | 4495.5 | 2.81 |
got my | 4497.9 | 1.86 |
[Music] | 4498.31 | 3.369 |
here you go oh the cat jumped you see | 4499.76 | 5.16 |
the cat jumped I'm sorry Kitty I didn't | 4501.679 | 6.06 |
mean to scare you come back come here | 4504.92 | 5.4 |
come here cat | 4507.739 | 4.201 |
right here here where'd it go where'd it | 4510.32 | 3.359 |
go where'd it go hey buddy did you see a | 4511.94 | 3.719 |
cat run through here | 4513.679 | 5.101 |
look at your eyes | 4515.659 | 4.741 |
what was I doing here oh yeah I gotta | 4518.78 | 2.76 |
speak to the owner about the push out | 4520.4 | 2.04 |
front | 4521.54 | 2.82 |
you guys see that bush out front it's | 4522.44 | 3.719 |
it's ridiculous you can see this sign | 4524.36 | 4.08 |
you can see this sign that bugs me the | 4526.159 | 4.261 |
fact that they're cool with the sign of | 4528.44 | 4.14 |
the back door wide open you can actually | 4530.42 | 3.36 |
you can see where you're going but that | 4532.58 | 3.06 |
front front sign something's got to be | 4533.78 | 3.3 |
done about it here we go all right trust | 4535.64 | 3.42 |
me I'm doing you people a favor you're | 4537.08 | 4.579 |
gonna thank me later | 4539.06 | 6.0 |
oh don't worry oh [ __ ] sorry that went | 4541.659 | 6.101 |
off accidentally uh I was just trying to | 4545.06 | 4.92 |
get I was just trying to get the to burn | 4547.76 | 3.78 |
away the blood oh Jesus I'm in trouble I | 4549.98 | 4.32 |
gotta run I gotta run all right so long | 4551.54 | 4.98 |
get the hell out of there | 4554.3 | 4.02 |
all right | 4556.52 | 4.32 |
hey you went over the line | 4558.32 | 5.46 |
all right nope pull it over you went | 4560.84 | 5.64 |
over the line hey pull it over oh | 4563.78 | 5.64 |
clearly a drunk clearly a drunk all | 4566.48 | 7.5 |
right come on come on Pal give it up | 4569.42 | 6.72 |
I don't want to do this | 4573.98 | 4.739 |
come on give it up pal all right high | 4576.14 | 4.559 |
speed Pursuit if you want it | 4578.719 | 4.98 |
I'm gonna stop right there come on | 4580.699 | 5.221 |
oh you gotta go on the highway huh fine | 4583.699 | 4.321 |
we'll do a highway Pursuit I don't give | 4585.92 | 5.46 |
a damn let's do this you better quit | 4588.02 | 5.94 |
whoa traffic what if I could make a | 4591.38 | 6.38 |
smiley face with the side of your car | 4593.96 | 3.8 |
my one eye two eyes big smile there you | 4598.28 | 6.24 |
go all right back up back up back up | 4601.82 | 5.399 |
back up back up | 4604.52 | 4.44 |
oh geez | 4607.219 | 6.061 |
stop people good Lord quit | 4608.96 | 6.12 |
[ __ ] is wrong with you can't you see | 4613.28 | 3.66 |
there's a crime scene here all right | 4615.08 | 4.04 |
suspect was clearly | 4616.94 | 6.54 |
you've been drinking and um hey lager | 4619.12 | 5.98 |
wait oh yeah you guys are here good | 4623.48 | 3.66 |
block that side of the street say the | 4625.1 | 4.619 |
people don't work Don't Spray me oh you | 4627.14 | 3.9 |
think that's [ __ ] cute you think | 4629.719 | 2.94 |
that's [ __ ] get out of the goddamn | 4631.04 | 3.42 |
fire truck get out of the goddamn fire | 4632.659 | 3.301 |
truck what part of you think that's | 4634.46 | 2.46 |
funny | 4635.96 | 3.6 |
oh oh you got a buddy here huh I don't | 4636.92 | 4.38 |
give a [ __ ] I'll take all your [ __ ] | 4639.56 | 3.9 |
on are you spraying me with a fire | 4641.3 | 4.02 |
hydrant | 4643.46 | 3.0 |
get the [ __ ] out of here with that fire | 4645.32 | 4.64 |
hydrant [ __ ] watch out truck | 4646.46 | 3.5 |
yep | 4650.0 | 2.6 |
what do people get | 4656.659 | 3.961 |
it's starting to rain see that's why | 4659.3 | 2.7 |
that's why I didn't want to take the | 4660.62 | 2.88 |
bike that's why I didn't want to take | 4662.0 | 3.0 |
the bike because I knew it [ __ ] rain | 4663.5 | 4.08 |
today yeah cause here's me now stuck on | 4665.0 | 4.62 |
the highway stuck on the highway with it | 4667.58 | 4.5 |
raining yeah hey how you doing in your | 4669.62 | 4.86 |
nice dry car you [ __ ] all right I'm | 4672.08 | 3.72 |
gonna I'm gonna Park I'm gonna Park | 4674.48 | 2.759 |
under this bridge | 4675.8 | 4.58 |
wait for it to stop | 4677.239 | 3.141 |
all right this is getting ridiculous | 4681.32 | 3.66 |
this is absolutely [ __ ] ridiculous | 4683.0 | 4.62 |
it's been raining for three hours now | 4684.98 | 4.56 |
here we go maybe I can get one of these | 4687.62 | 3.84 |
nice citizens to stop | 4689.54 | 4.08 |
hey stop | 4691.46 | 4.98 |
stop okay no one no one here no one sees | 4693.62 | 5.4 |
the red flares it even slows down plow | 4696.44 | 4.56 |
right through huh she's clearing up out | 4699.02 | 5.699 |
here yet no stop | 4701.0 | 4.93 |
stop stop stop | 4704.719 | 2.301 |
[Music] | 4705.93 | 4.789 |
I need a ride well there we go yeah | 4707.02 | 6.76 |
truck all right oh man Park the kind of | 4710.719 | 4.621 |
an angle didn't you | 4713.78 | 3.3 |
thanks thanks for let me borrow the | 4715.34 | 3.839 |
truck appreciate that I'll remember it | 4717.08 | 5.52 |
hold on going the wrong way hold on it's | 4719.179 | 5.881 |
my bad my bad it's okay it's okay I'll | 4722.6 | 4.559 |
get us out of here oh what a shitty | 4725.06 | 4.2 |
evening let's turn into a real shitty | 4727.159 | 3.361 |
evening trying to get back to the | 4729.26 | 3.72 |
station watch out sorry I'm not good I'm | 4730.52 | 3.719 |
not good at driving these things I don't | 4732.98 | 4.199 |
have a CDL all right the old police | 4734.239 | 4.141 |
department | 4737.179 | 4.321 |
damn it what a shitty shitty night | 4738.38 | 5.22 |
oh boy Captain's not gonna be happy | 4741.5 | 3.719 |
about that ah all right I'm just gonna | 4743.6 | 2.88 |
go back to Burger Shot and get something | 4745.219 | 4.451 |
to eat or um ooh even better | 4746.48 | 4.52 |
[Music] | 4749.67 | 5.81 |
Yum Yum Yum Yum hello | 4751.0 | 7.3 |
no one's in here well may as well grab a | 4755.48 | 3.66 |
bottle | 4758.3 | 1.72 |
three | 4759.14 | 4.88 |
[Music] | 4760.02 | 7.04 |
yeah yeah I know how you know just how | 4764.02 | 6.179 |
you feel pal hey guess what stop writing | 4767.06 | 6.84 |
hey get off your [ __ ] phone | 4770.199 | 6.04 |
I just people are so rude nowadays no | 4773.9 | 3.72 |
you and me you and me are hanging out | 4776.239 | 4.44 |
come here buddy this is fun I like | 4777.62 | 4.5 |
running too | 4780.679 | 4.621 |
I had a crazy day man I caught a | 4782.12 | 5.28 |
thunderstorm but I crashed the truck in | 4785.3 | 5.04 |
the police station it was good uh so | 4787.4 | 5.1 |
this is what happened too much tequila | 4790.34 | 4.62 |
and walking the streets feels like | 4792.5 | 5.239 |
a little nightmare | 4794.96 | 2.779 |
what was that how do I go hang out with | 4797.78 | 4.14 |
these guys hey fellas | 4799.4 | 4.2 |
knows the way it really | 4801.92 | 4.259 |
really yeah man I'm with you | 4803.6 | 4.92 |
I did the same thing too man you know I | 4806.179 | 4.441 |
always wonder what like how do you end | 4808.52 | 4.8 |
up in the back of an alley drinking a 40 | 4810.62 | 4.559 |
ounce but it's you just drink too much | 4813.32 | 3.66 |
liquor hey you guys are fun you know I | 4815.179 | 3.181 |
could sit here and kind of Bob my head | 4816.98 | 3.42 |
and drink a 40 with you guys for a | 4818.36 | 2.879 |
little bit | 4820.4 | 4.44 |
yeah see my switchblade | 4821.239 | 5.761 |
I'm not crazy or nothing them Army | 4824.84 | 4.859 |
Benefits is [ __ ] what don't you [ __ ] | 4827.0 | 5.04 |
off of them Army Benefits [ __ ] and | 4829.699 | 4.441 |
Marty benefits are great you served this | 4832.04 | 4.139 |
[ __ ] country you get paid for it you | 4834.14 | 3.96 |
get your [ __ ] benefits I mean | 4836.179 | 3.361 |
benefits are great | 4838.1 | 4.02 |
all right I'm going home it's late it's | 4839.54 | 4.8 |
late and I don't feel like it what are | 4842.12 | 5.18 |
you looking at [ __ ] | 4844.34 | 2.96 |
[ __ ] with me note to self you gotta stop | 4847.699 | 4.921 |
drinking the tequila | 4850.88 | 5.16 |
you gotta stop drinking the tequila oh | 4852.62 | 6.119 |
movies oh God I gotta sleep I'm gonna | 4856.04 | 5.34 |
sleep in this alley I'm gonna sleep I'm | 4858.739 | 4.321 |
gonna sleep right here this is a good | 4861.38 | 4.76 |
spot I'm gonna sleep | 4863.06 | 3.08 |
ah | 4868.82 | 4.02 |
[Music] | 4870.37 | 6.97 |
this is siren wait where the [ __ ] am I | 4872.84 | 7.319 |
oh yeah okay wait yeah now I remember I | 4877.34 | 5.1 |
fell asleep in the alley hey you guys | 4880.159 | 5.281 |
did too Sirens wake you up too lady I | 4882.44 | 5.36 |
like your jacket it's hard to see you | 4885.44 | 4.799 |
get it because it's camouflage you know | 4887.8 | 4.96 |
don't worry about it hey um hey you guys | 4890.239 | 4.381 |
can have that that car by the way I | 4892.76 | 3.24 |
don't need it I think I'm gonna call in | 4894.62 | 3.8 |
sick today | 4896.0 | 2.42 |
[Music] | 4899.3 | 3.899 |
what | 4901.52 | 4.8 |
obviously a rookie a rookie | 4903.199 | 4.681 |
rookie come here | 4906.32 | 4.68 |
watch it watch out [ __ ] | 4907.88 | 5.76 |
rookie | 4911.0 | 4.32 |
why are you driving the car like that | 4913.64 | 6.48 |
all right hey rookie stop oh rookie | 4915.32 | 7.8 |
what the hell screw you screw you all | 4920.12 | 4.5 |
right you gotta stop it's a stop sign | 4923.12 | 4.94 |
man stop oh [ __ ] | 4924.62 | 3.44 |
ah | 4932.98 | 5.219 |
thank you good can you believe that [ __ ] | 4935.26 | 5.979 |
run over by a rookie I obviously didn't | 4938.199 | 4.421 |
know how to drive you don't even know | 4941.239 | 3.601 |
lady you're never gonna make | 4942.62 | 4.5 |
time the traffic is horrible shut up | 4944.84 | 4.74 |
about the traffic it's not that bad just | 4947.12 | 4.14 |
learn to deal with it this town's gonna | 4949.58 | 4.2 |
make me crazy right lady | 4951.26 | 4.919 |
Harper unit for Clinical Psychology yeah | 4953.78 | 4.26 |
I'm gonna end up here too | 4956.179 | 4.441 |
ah why are you in huh | 4958.04 | 4.5 |
it's because of that blank stupid stare | 4960.62 | 4.52 |
the dirty nice is that why you're here | 4962.54 | 7.52 |
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa easy | 4965.14 | 4.92 |
oh no we got a hit and run we got a hit | 4970.58 | 4.74 |
and run here guys I need an ambulance | 4973.34 | 5.64 |
hold on here we go nine one one I can at | 4975.32 | 6.0 |
least I can call them I can call 9-1-1 | 4978.98 | 4.5 |
hold on get the fire department out here | 4981.32 | 4.2 |
hose this lady off location hang in | 4983.48 | 3.6 |
there they should be here | 4985.52 | 4.74 |
God knowing them 20 minutes | 4987.08 | 5.46 |
all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah here | 4990.26 | 3.84 |
I'll do it | 4992.54 | 3.0 |
[ __ ] yeah you're too slow at this get | 4994.1 | 3.18 |
out all right hold up hold up hold on | 4995.54 | 2.94 |
hold on I gotta get used to this thing | 4997.28 | 3.06 |
all right here we go I'm gonna hose her | 4998.48 | 3.98 |
down | 5000.34 | 2.12 |
foreign | 5003.76 | 3.54 |
[Music] | 5006.03 | 3.37 |
there we go all right that didn't work | 5007.3 | 4.56 |
out whatever I need to get back to uh to | 5009.4 | 5.4 |
wherever Heads Up Fire Department sorry | 5011.86 | 4.379 |
sorry I'm not used to driving this water | 5014.8 | 2.64 |
vehicle | 5016.239 | 3.741 |
my bad | 5017.44 | 2.54 |
just a reminder it wasn't because you're | 5022.9 | 4.92 |
black it's because you look dumb oh yeah | 5025.36 | 4.98 |
hey all right fire department at the | 5027.82 | 5.28 |
beach how's everybody doing today hey | 5030.34 | 7.2 |
hey guys you want to play 1960s Alabama | 5033.1 | 8.34 |
oh civil rights I say civil rights y'all | 5037.54 | 5.4 |
people shouldn't drink out of the same | 5041.44 | 3.62 |
water fountain as me | 5042.94 | 5.04 |
oh yeah this is how I handle my problems | 5045.06 | 4.659 |
I don't know how to talk about things | 5047.98 | 4.88 |
I'll spray people with water hoses | 5049.719 | 7.02 |
I'm an Alabama [ __ ] uh what a | 5052.86 | 6.1 |
terrible time in our history oh that was | 5056.739 | 4.081 |
fun I wonder if these lifeguard queers | 5058.96 | 4.08 |
of mine if I borrow their SUV for a | 5060.82 | 4.22 |
second all right | 5063.04 | 5.34 |
Police Department | 5065.04 | 5.32 |
man | 5068.38 | 6.6 |
yeah oh shut the [ __ ] up oh man | 5070.36 | 6.96 |
tell you what my day was awesome I stole | 5074.98 | 4.56 |
a fire truck and I played a 1960s | 5077.32 | 4.859 |
Alabama you've ever done that | 5079.54 | 4.44 |
I tell you more about it but you might | 5082.179 | 4.98 |
get offended hi I'm rage cup and I work | 5083.98 | 6.06 |
for the LSPD what's my job you might ask | 5087.159 | 4.921 |
well it's pretty damn simple you see the | 5090.04 | 3.84 |
governor of the state of Los Santos he | 5092.08 | 4.079 |
lives here and he ran on a tough on | 5093.88 | 4.44 |
crime platform now when you run on a | 5096.159 | 3.661 |
platform like that you want to make damn | 5098.32 | 3.54 |
sure that come next election season your | 5099.82 | 3.48 |
arrest numbers are up so you can show | 5101.86 | 3.12 |
your dumbass constituents and they can | 5103.3 | 3.72 |
reelect you and you keep the job so you | 5104.98 | 3.84 |
need to get the numbers up which is | 5107.02 | 3.36 |
basically code for write more tickets | 5108.82 | 3.359 |
and arrest more people so you can show | 5110.38 | 4.08 |
how tough on crime you are to the Dingle | 5112.179 | 3.781 |
nuts that donated a bunch of money to | 5114.46 | 3.84 |
your [ __ ] campaign so that's where I | 5115.96 | 4.08 |
come in I get to go out among the | 5118.3 | 3.899 |
populace and arrest beat and take it the | 5120.04 | 3.78 |
[ __ ] out of everybody so what are the | 5122.199 | 3.241 |
best places to do this you might ask | 5123.82 | 4.859 |
maybe this neighborhood [ __ ] no look at | 5125.44 | 5.46 |
those houses these people have money see | 5128.679 | 3.841 |
they can afford to fight the tickets I | 5130.9 | 3.299 |
write them and even worse they may have | 5132.52 | 3.719 |
donated to the governor's campaign you | 5134.199 | 3.361 |
think I want to accidentally risk | 5136.239 | 3.361 |
beating the [ __ ] out of one of them so I | 5137.56 | 4.2 |
need to go to other places in the city I | 5139.6 | 3.84 |
want the oh | 5141.76 | 4.14 |
I want trailer parks | 5143.44 | 6.5 |
I want hippie camps I want parking lots | 5145.9 | 6.779 |
I want all the places that poor people | 5149.94 | 5.08 |
might be because poor people don't have | 5152.679 | 4.201 |
the resources of a rich man you see | 5155.02 | 4.26 |
they'll take a plea deal as fast as they | 5156.88 | 4.68 |
can because they can't afford a fancy | 5159.28 | 4.919 |
lawyer man I always go after the lower | 5161.56 | 3.619 |
class | 5164.199 | 4.5 |
my name is Rage cop and I [ __ ] love | 5165.179 | 4.241 |
my job | 5168.699 | 3.75 |
[Music] | 5169.42 | 3.029 |
thank you | 5176.88 | 4.779 |
[Music] | 5179.39 | 4.97 |
all right let's go predict and serve the | 5181.659 | 5.901 |
[ __ ] out of these [ __ ] | 5184.36 | 3.2 |
all right I've been hearing a lot about | 5189.28 | 3.12 |
people playing this damn game on their | 5190.42 | 3.239 |
on their phones something about | 5192.4 | 3.72 |
collecting monsters I feel like I should | 5193.659 | 4.02 |
put a stop to that so I'm gonna make | 5196.12 | 3.48 |
sure people don't play it for safety | 5197.679 | 4.081 |
reasons | 5199.6 | 4.559 |
oh yep two of them two of them right | 5201.76 | 4.2 |
there | 5204.159 | 3.721 |
you pieces of [ __ ] | 5205.96 | 5.1 |
[ __ ] Pokemon game yeah I'm looking at | 5207.88 | 5.58 |
you fatty I saw you playing it stop | 5211.06 | 5.119 |
playing that [ __ ] | 5213.46 | 2.719 |
[Music] | 5219.4 | 3.12 |
up yep | 5223.9 | 6.62 |
walking around playing [ __ ] games | 5227.199 | 5.761 |
dumbass better watch it hey it's | 5230.52 | 4.84 |
jaywalking that is jaywalking that is | 5232.96 | 4.08 |
jaywalking | 5235.36 | 3.54 |
dude | 5237.04 | 4.139 |
what are you looking at | 5238.9 | 5.58 |
that's right keep on buddy hold on no no | 5241.179 | 5.941 |
no no no no no I'm filming the cops is | 5244.48 | 4.08 |
illegal | 5247.12 | 3.059 |
that's what these crazy kids think | 5248.56 | 3.3 |
nowadays they think they can just tape | 5250.179 | 3.241 |
you and hold you accountable | 5251.86 | 4.879 |
that's [ __ ] crazy | 5253.42 | 3.319 |
the fault | 5259.719 | 2.721 |
oh wait did that dude just run a red | 5264.34 | 3.96 |
light | 5266.62 | 4.46 |
hold on everybody | 5268.3 | 2.78 |
all right | 5271.84 | 3.66 |
I don't think so | 5273.179 | 7.321 |
try to drive away oh yeah hop back in | 5275.5 | 5.0 |
oh [ __ ] | 5283.42 | 2.66 |
where'd it go where'd it go where'd it | 5286.3 | 4.439 |
go | 5289.239 | 4.341 |
seen him | 5290.739 | 2.841 |
where is he there he is | 5293.62 | 5.66 |
yeah I see your ass buddy | 5295.84 | 3.44 |
pull it over man | 5301.8 | 8.64 |
no way get out of the car I warned you | 5305.1 | 5.34 |
it's hard work when I do | 5310.78 | 3.74 |
all right I better not see any Pokemon | 5315.1 | 5.16 |
players in here dude that's a nice ride | 5316.54 | 5.34 |
good job man | 5320.26 | 4.22 |
looking good | 5321.88 | 2.6 |
hey hey bougie hold on dog off the leash | 5324.58 | 6.059 |
oh wait I'll help you out buddy let's go | 5328.0 | 5.0 |
get him | 5330.639 | 2.361 |
I'll show you how it's done pal | 5335.98 | 4.88 |
I got him | 5339.4 | 3.739 |
come on | 5340.86 | 6.18 |
start it again more boys | 5343.139 | 3.901 |
there you go | 5349.84 | 2.72 |
get him in the leg | 5353.08 | 2.9 |
see I'm taking him down | 5356.58 | 3.72 |
he's down he's down | 5361.44 | 6.88 |
oh you okay buddy | 5364.96 | 6.54 |
hell's yeah where'd your car go | 5368.32 | 5.52 |
okay where'd your car go We're Not Gonna | 5371.5 | 4.08 |
address that glaring issue the fact that | 5373.84 | 3.72 |
your car disappeared and that you kind | 5375.58 | 5.599 |
of look like my twin but with a beard | 5377.56 | 3.619 |
for me | 5382.12 | 2.539 |
on my watch | 5387.94 | 3.779 |
why are you shooting at me | 5389.62 | 6.48 |
hey hey pretty lady oh whoa easy hey get | 5391.719 | 6.541 |
away from my car | 5396.1 | 4.619 |
yeah I see you hey | 5398.26 | 4.459 |
hey | 5400.719 | 6.381 |
I warned you I warned you don't get up | 5402.719 | 6.161 |
stay down | 5407.1 | 4.66 |
God what is wrong with people | 5408.88 | 5.58 |
ugh what a myth | 5411.76 | 5.76 |
yeah she's over here boys | 5414.46 | 5.16 |
yeah this way | 5417.52 | 3.9 |
oh yeah you're gonna check on him he was | 5419.62 | 2.94 |
evil me | 5421.42 | 2.7 |
this car disappeared it looks just like | 5422.56 | 4.4 |
me but he had a goatee | 5424.12 | 5.94 |
address is a freaking death track yeah | 5426.96 | 5.56 |
trust me he looked just like me not | 5430.06 | 4.32 |
anymore you know now he looks like uh | 5432.52 | 5.36 |
now he looks like toast | 5434.38 | 3.5 |
sorry buddy | 5439.26 | 4.78 |
oh you're fine yeah get up | 5441.699 | 5.221 |
walk it off whatever dude all right | 5444.04 | 4.679 |
whatever dude it happens to the best of | 5446.92 | 2.64 |
us | 5448.719 | 2.121 |
oh wait | 5449.56 | 4.94 |
you see what I see | 5450.84 | 3.66 |
you're looking good | 5455.199 | 2.901 |
what you doing buddy | 5459.639 | 4.781 |
trying to catch a Bulbasaur | 5461.739 | 5.87 |
[Music] | 5464.42 | 3.189 |
stop trying to catch the Bulbasaur | 5467.98 | 6.679 |
we'll catch a pizza please | 5471.58 | 3.079 |
[Music] | 5476.24 | 4.58 |
oh | 5477.82 | 3.0 |
all right good day protecting the | 5486.159 | 4.801 |
streets stopped all these people from | 5488.8 | 4.379 |
playing that stupid ass game all right | 5490.96 | 4.44 |
and clock it out I'm gonna go just | 5493.179 | 3.721 |
I'm gonna walk home | 5495.4 | 3.9 |
oh ladies of the evening | 5496.9 | 4.259 |
gotta catch them all right | 5499.3 | 3.96 |
catch all the diseases | 5501.159 | 5.161 |
disgusting [ __ ] | 5503.26 | 4.21 |
all right | 5506.32 | 3.359 |
[Music] | 5507.47 | 3.78 |
inner stranger | 5509.679 | 4.741 |
[Music] | 5511.25 | 6.17 |
all right good morning | 5514.42 | 5.819 |
now what a lovely morning it is all | 5517.42 | 5.6 |
right I'm going to work | 5520.239 | 2.781 |
hey guys I'm just gonna Patrol the | 5524.38 | 3.0 |
street today look for more of those | 5526.06 | 3.24 |
Pokemon idiots | 5527.38 | 2.94 |
that's what I'm doing | 5529.3 | 3.18 |
Pokemon in there | 5530.32 | 5.3 |
better not be what's going on | 5532.48 | 5.64 |
Mike my dude | 5535.62 | 4.66 |
you play Pokemon | 5538.12 | 4.88 |
huh | 5540.28 | 2.72 |
up up to see one | 5544.78 | 4.04 |
come on | 5553.6 | 2.9 |
what you made me do I did a wheelie off | 5557.8 | 4.58 |
your face | 5560.02 | 2.36 |
oh | 5562.719 | 3.361 |
[Applause] | 5564.59 | 4.569 |
we got a crazy man | 5566.08 | 3.079 |
what's going on pal you want to stop | 5569.92 | 4.92 |
huh | 5573.4 | 3.4 |
all right the chase is on | 5574.84 | 2.42 |
[Applause] | 5576.8 | 6.52 |
[Music] | 5577.26 | 9.6 |
get out of my way | 5583.32 | 3.54 |
all right looks like a shot's in the | 5597.28 | 5.359 |
ankle you died from that | 5599.02 | 3.619 |
[ __ ] who knew | 5603.82 | 5.879 |
you didn't see a thing lady | 5607.54 | 3.9 |
I gotta get back to my bike buddy I need | 5609.699 | 3.601 |
to borrow your car civil forfeiture oh | 5611.44 | 3.84 |
wait hold on | 5613.3 | 3.6 |
yeah hold on I actually like this one a | 5615.28 | 3.859 |
little better | 5616.9 | 2.239 |
oh what's your language lady | 5619.48 | 3.679 |
hey guys | 5623.32 | 4.58 |
I'm back | 5625.42 | 2.48 |
for real | 5628.84 | 4.92 |
hey lady you okay | 5630.96 | 5.759 |
she looks fine | 5633.76 | 2.959 |
and what's that there's a truckload of | 5638.199 | 4.381 |
fuel it needs to be delivered to Polito | 5640.239 | 3.241 |
Bay | 5642.58 | 2.639 |
before sundown | 5643.48 | 5.179 |
and you don't think anyone can do it | 5645.219 | 3.44 |
[Music] | 5653.44 | 6.02 |
it's dumb that was dumb | 5661.08 | 4.599 |
hold on I can salvage this I just got to | 5663.699 | 3.111 |
tip it back over | 5665.679 | 4.29 |
[Music] | 5666.81 | 3.159 |
somebody going down we gotta book it | 5673.659 | 4.101 |
move Rob's liquor | 5678.159 | 3.141 |
it's probably dangerous to go this | 5681.34 | 3.12 |
faster than a tanker truck but I gotta | 5682.6 | 4.22 |
do it um it's wobbly | 5684.46 | 4.86 |
heads up everybody I gotta get the | 5686.82 | 5.1 |
balloon back | 5689.32 | 2.6 |
good good good good good | 5693.06 | 3.84 |
damn it | 5698.76 | 3.24 |
all right | 5704.139 | 2.841 |
for real | 5707.199 | 2.96 |
I didn't make it | 5714.219 | 3.48 |
[Music] | 5716.04 | 4.84 |
rage cup Mission 105 my old police | 5717.699 | 5.52 |
station I need to get inside and do | 5720.88 | 4.02 |
something but it's impossible to go | 5723.219 | 3.0 |
through the front because it's heavily | 5724.9 | 3.779 |
guarded by Bill and Ted | 5726.219 | 4.5 |
[ __ ] those guys so the only way I see to | 5728.679 | 4.321 |
get in is by aerial insertion it's | 5730.719 | 4.741 |
simple take a helicopter jump out land | 5733.0 | 4.44 |
on the roof and enter the police station | 5735.46 | 4.44 |
through the roof access door This Is A | 5737.44 | 4.14 |
Dangerous Mission but if all goes well | 5739.9 | 5.239 |
I'll be in and out in no time | 5741.58 | 3.559 |
foreign | 5745.36 | 3.0 |
I didn't count on a [ __ ] thunderstorm | 5752.699 | 4.061 |
but this needs to be done I have no | 5754.96 | 5.179 |
choice it's now or never | 5756.76 | 3.379 |
[Music] | 5793.43 | 6.259 |
oh yeah operation punched Terry in the | 5803.8 | 6.859 |
back of the [ __ ] head was a success | 5807.1 | 3.559 |
uh you know I love you Terry it was just | 5817.42 | 4.259 |
a love temp all right I gotta walk back | 5819.76 | 3.899 |
to the station | 5821.679 | 3.721 |
I remember when I used to patrol these | 5823.659 | 5.221 |
neighborhoods and I don't miss it | 5825.4 | 5.779 |
garbage like this hanging about | 5828.88 | 6.359 |
just quit hanging out by a dumpster lady | 5831.179 | 7.741 |
I picked a nasty night | 5835.239 | 3.681 |
speaking of nasty uh what do we have | 5838.98 | 4.96 |
here oh looks like we got a couple of | 5841.84 | 6.12 |
Los Santos uh prostitutes | 5843.94 | 6.6 |
your ad here make your brand visible to | 5847.96 | 5.1 |
tens of people daily be part of a | 5850.54 | 4.86 |
growing industry also there's a dead | 5853.06 | 5.06 |
hooker who I shot in the snatch | 5855.4 | 5.66 |
what do you think | 5858.12 | 6.28 |
ah you're on drugs | 5861.06 | 7.3 |
two dead hookers hey everybody two dead | 5864.4 | 6.62 |
hookers | 5868.36 | 2.66 |
oh nights like this just make me | 5873.48 | 5.739 |
crazy I guess | 5876.76 | 4.8 |
oh hey good stop storming | 5879.219 | 4.561 |
it's good still sprinkle a little up I | 5881.56 | 4.26 |
don't mind a little sprinkle | 5883.78 | 3.78 |
I mean I had to walk all the way across | 5885.82 | 3.6 |
town | 5887.56 | 5.0 |
suppose that means | 5889.42 | 3.14 |
huh | 5895.0 | 2.42 |
ah those idiots down at City Planning | 5900.52 | 4.98 |
[ __ ] morons | 5903.58 | 4.619 |
all right I made it back | 5905.5 | 4.62 |
oh good thing too first thing in the | 5908.199 | 3.121 |
morning it's time to get to work right | 5910.12 | 3.78 |
right tubby hey you don't know a thing | 5911.32 | 6.2 |
about working do you lazy [ __ ] | 5913.9 | 3.62 |
oh hey I'm sorry what | 5919.3 | 4.56 |
[Music] | 5921.49 | 4.709 |
you want to start something | 5923.86 | 4.319 |
you want to start something | 5926.199 | 4.5 |
you want to start something no the [ __ ] | 5928.179 | 4.621 |
you don't | 5930.699 | 3.601 |
can't believe that God you see the look | 5932.8 | 4.64 |
that slob gave to me | 5934.3 | 3.14 |
[Music] | 5937.65 | 9.329 |
thank you | 5947.139 | 3.661 |
all right reporting for Duty I'm gonna | 5948.82 | 4.87 |
find out what I gotta do today [ __ ] | 5950.8 | 5.52 |
[Music] | 5953.69 | 4.969 |
okay okay I got a weird one today man | 5956.32 | 4.2 |
they want me to go out to the uh Sandy | 5958.659 | 3.841 |
Shores Police Department and from there | 5960.52 | 3.96 |
I'll get more information I honestly | 5962.5 | 3.9 |
don't know what to expect but I'm kind | 5964.48 | 3.659 |
of intrigued all right what's the best | 5966.4 | 4.259 |
way out the Sandy Shores you think go to | 5968.139 | 4.56 |
the airport take a flight yeah yeah I | 5970.659 | 4.641 |
was thinking that too | 5972.699 | 2.601 |
[Laughter] | 5978.51 | 5.85 |
[Music] | 5982.13 | 5.089 |
all right heading out the Sandy Shores | 5984.36 | 5.1 |
Airport | 5987.219 | 2.241 |
great day to fly baby | 5991.06 | 17.259 |
[Music] | 5994.22 | 14.099 |
all right Sandy Shores airport straight | 6010.699 | 5.94 |
Ohio | 6014.219 | 2.42 |
good | 6020.28 | 3.159 |
[Music] | 6020.36 | 3.079 |
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh here we go here | 6024.739 | 6.241 |
we go here we go here we go here we go | 6029.1 | 4.139 |
okay all right all right probably | 6030.98 | 3.58 |
probably could have done that a little | 6033.239 | 2.781 |
better | 6034.56 | 4.8 |
Sandy Shores now why the hell did the | 6036.02 | 6.159 |
captain send me out here | 6039.36 | 4.56 |
do you think there'd be somebody to pick | 6042.179 | 4.921 |
me up but yeah oh no such courtesy | 6043.92 | 5.1 |
hey man you mind if I steal this bike no | 6047.1 | 3.9 |
you don't [ __ ] mind if I steal your | 6049.02 | 3.719 |
bike | 6051.0 | 4.02 |
all right Sheriff's Department should be | 6052.739 | 4.201 |
right here let's see that's the medical | 6055.02 | 6.48 |
center there we go County Sheriff oh | 6056.94 | 6.42 |
well hello gorgeous | 6061.5 | 4.8 |
oh damn that's a badass ride | 6063.36 | 4.92 |
well I get [ __ ] all right I'm gonna go | 6066.3 | 5.24 |
in here and see what the sheriff wants | 6068.28 | 3.26 |
thank you | 6071.719 | 5.381 |
okay well this is gonna be one hell of a | 6074.3 | 3.58 |
mission | 6077.1 | 3.36 |
I gotta take this car and then I gotta | 6077.88 | 4.859 |
go take it over to the mechanic and get | 6080.46 | 4.38 |
it souped up and go out into the desert | 6082.739 | 4.381 |
and then intercept a convoy carrying a | 6084.84 | 4.26 |
load of moonshine all right let's see | 6087.12 | 4.94 |
how this car handles | 6089.1 | 2.96 |
[Applause] | 6096.17 | 3.199 |
oh yeah oh man this thing drives like a | 6103.56 | 4.079 |
dream | 6106.86 | 4.14 |
visibility out the window [ __ ] though | 6107.639 | 6.08 |
fault | 6111.0 | 2.719 |
all right this must be the mechanic up | 6114.6 | 5.519 |
here yep there he is Mr Auto Repair get | 6117.0 | 4.679 |
the [ __ ] out of the way | 6120.119 | 4.321 |
all right buddy you know why I'm here | 6121.679 | 5.04 |
get this thing looking badass and then | 6124.44 | 5.239 |
it's off to the desert | 6126.719 | 2.96 |
I've been looking for this moonshine for | 6134.46 | 5.1 |
what seems like an eternity | 6136.56 | 5.7 |
along the way I picked up a hunchback | 6139.56 | 4.86 |
[ __ ] put him in the back of my car | 6142.26 | 4.68 |
seemed like the right thing to do | 6144.42 | 4.5 |
I was about to give up when all of a | 6146.94 | 4.5 |
sudden my [ __ ] points what's that you | 6148.92 | 6.5 |
see on the horizon humpback [ __ ] | 6151.44 | 3.98 |
oh | 6155.52 | 4.26 |
Convoy the Moonshine | 6156.619 | 5.451 |
let's go get him | 6159.78 | 3.78 |
[Music] | 6162.07 | 3.41 |
have my [ __ ] equipped with harpoons | 6163.56 | 5.46 |
and RPGs we're gonna take these [ __ ] | 6165.48 | 7.52 |
down we're gonna get this moonshine | 6169.02 | 3.98 |
shot [ __ ] | 6174.719 | 2.9 |
yeah oh yeah [ __ ] you | 6178.76 | 4.14 |
here | 6183.36 | 7.62 |
yeah oh oh yeah eat [ __ ] buddy yeah | 6185.46 | 5.52 |
[Music] | 6193.51 | 3.079 |
I think you're getting away from me I'm | 6199.619 | 4.201 |
waiting too long too long for you to get | 6201.36 | 5.0 |
away from me | 6203.82 | 2.54 |
oh get up | 6206.82 | 4.28 |
no you don't | 6208.56 | 2.54 |
know come on leave me alone | 6218.639 | 4.221 |
yeah I'm Coming For You moonshine | 6226.88 | 8.279 |
sweet delicious summoned gold | 6231.36 | 7.1 |
Nice Shot [ __ ] oh [ __ ] | 6235.159 | 5.741 |
[Music] | 6238.46 | 5.5 |
okay this is Ben this is bad don't worry | 6240.9 | 4.62 |
we can circle around you can circle | 6243.96 | 3.48 |
around I got this | 6245.52 | 3.16 |
he's not getting away | 6247.44 | 3.86 |
[Music] | 6248.68 | 6.2 |
I still see you buddy oh car's not doing | 6251.3 | 7.8 |
too good you okay back there music | 6254.88 | 4.22 |
there it is sweet food shot we don't | 6261.92 | 4.9 |
want to blow this car up we got to take | 6265.5 | 3.98 |
his tire out | 6266.82 | 2.66 |
oh he's got more bunnies geez | 6270.78 | 4.22 |
our boot is tired | 6288.02 | 3.84 |
yeah there you go | 6293.639 | 3.201 |
well | 6299.94 | 4.739 |
all right | 6302.3 | 5.2 |
all right we got him stop got him stop | 6304.679 | 5.221 |
yes what'd you get what'd you get for | 6307.5 | 5.119 |
running in my car | 6309.9 | 2.719 |
wow beautiful shot Mansion oh we got the | 6312.659 | 6.54 |
Moonshine fix that engine [ __ ] | 6316.199 | 4.861 |
I'm so glad I picked you up off the side | 6319.199 | 3.48 |
of the road and gave you a place to live | 6321.06 | 4.02 |
and sleep under my bosom all right we | 6322.679 | 4.5 |
got all the Moonshine loaded | 6325.08 | 4.8 |
get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] I love | 6327.179 | 4.621 |
you I don't need you anymore | 6329.88 | 5.22 |
I'm heading back to Los Angeles | 6331.8 | 6.769 |
[Music] | 6335.1 | 3.469 |
all right thanks guys | 6339.36 | 3.379 |
good to have the car back to normal but | 6342.9 | 3.48 |
yeah after that much time in the desert | 6344.639 | 3.48 |
it still looks like [ __ ] what are you | 6346.38 | 2.819 |
gonna do | 6348.119 | 5.12 |
all right gotta deliver the Moonshine | 6349.199 | 4.04 |
I'm keeping the car by the way | 6357.6 | 3.5 |
[Music] | 6361.71 | 7.35 |
ah good morning Los Santos | 6365.699 | 7.161 |
oh that [ __ ] had a lot of breakfast | 6369.06 | 3.8 |
bad reporting for Duty hey it's too nice | 6376.32 | 4.74 |
outside to be wearing a [ __ ] scarf | 6378.9 | 4.319 |
you're looking like an idiot all right | 6381.06 | 4.079 |
easy gig today I just gotta go Patrol | 6383.219 | 4.801 |
downtown get off the phone ah the | 6385.139 | 5.461 |
downtown sector businesses doing | 6388.02 | 6.24 |
business Shoppers shopping pure economic | 6390.6 | 6.72 |
activity I like it | 6394.26 | 5.1 |
caught by the Light | 6397.32 | 4.26 |
Bang Bang | 6399.36 | 3.96 |
walk faster | 6401.58 | 4.76 |
don't look at me like that walk faster | 6403.32 | 7.5 |
there good God not that [ __ ] hard | 6406.34 | 6.1 |
all right I really don't want anyone | 6410.82 | 4.5 |
scratching my car so yeah I'll just park | 6412.44 | 4.199 |
I'll park it right here might as well | 6415.32 | 3.18 |
take up two spots there's plenty of | 6416.639 | 4.261 |
spaces here so I don't feel bad about it | 6418.5 | 4.5 |
ah yeah look at all this it's uh | 6420.9 | 3.839 |
something our species is good at man we | 6423.0 | 3.42 |
like to try to out dick each other so we | 6424.739 | 3.301 |
just keep building bigger dicks in the | 6426.42 | 3.9 |
sky personally I think it's a problem | 6428.04 | 4.679 |
hey quit smoking | 6430.32 | 5.46 |
you two I saw you doing it | 6432.719 | 4.561 |
bad for your health | 6435.78 | 3.06 |
no we're not really supposed to talk | 6437.28 | 3.899 |
about it but if you make a large | 6438.84 | 5.48 |
donation I can tell you more | 6441.179 | 5.641 |
I really like this part of town it's | 6444.32 | 4.72 |
nice got a good feel to it | 6446.82 | 4.859 |
except for this [ __ ] smoking nicotine | 6449.04 | 5.96 |
gives you a buzz | 6451.679 | 6.321 |
you stupid [ __ ] | 6455.0 | 5.92 |
ah amazed Bank building | 6458.0 | 5.139 |
biggest dick in the sky | 6460.92 | 4.319 |
it's a nice little entryway though boy | 6463.139 | 3.901 |
those Bankers really did piss away all | 6465.239 | 3.241 |
our money on nothing didn't they we're | 6467.04 | 2.88 |
gonna build a big Fountain right outside | 6468.48 | 4.759 |
of our building because [ __ ] you we can | 6469.92 | 7.58 |
while I'm here I may as well go up there | 6473.239 | 4.261 |
all right the roof I like coming up here | 6478.08 | 5.119 |
because | 6480.84 | 2.359 |
don't think about it just do it you | 6488.6 | 4.66 |
[ __ ] I don't want to parachute | 6490.98 | 5.46 |
oh man this will uh yeah this will make | 6493.26 | 5.1 |
your butthole pucker all right I think | 6496.44 | 3.84 |
that's my parking deck right there so | 6498.36 | 3.72 |
yeah I'll just uh parachute in front of | 6500.28 | 3.53 |
that here we go | 6502.08 | 4.889 |
[Music] | 6503.81 | 3.159 |
ah | 6508.86 | 5.77 |
[Music] | 6511.23 | 3.4 |
all right let's see down there | 6515.34 | 6.26 |
do a little turn | 6519.3 | 8.46 |
yeah coming in boom ow [ __ ] ow [ __ ] this | 6521.6 | 8.32 |
could've landed that a lot better all | 6527.76 | 4.14 |
right I'd say that was a uh it was a | 6529.92 | 4.199 |
semi-productive day head back to the | 6531.9 | 3.06 |
station | 6534.119 | 2.641 |
all right let's walk a little quicker | 6534.96 | 3.48 |
huh | 6536.76 | 4.62 |
come on move it lady move it move it go | 6538.44 | 6.179 |
let's go walk quicker there you go I got | 6541.38 | 5.58 |
places to be [ __ ] to do all right guys | 6544.619 | 4.201 |
I'm just reporting in real quick talk to | 6546.96 | 4.98 |
the cabin and I'm going home | 6548.82 | 6.06 |
what do you mean I'm being fired | 6551.94 | 5.94 |
oh oh I'm not being fired what what do | 6554.88 | 6.5 |
you mean paid administrative leads | 6557.88 | 3.5 |
[Music] | 6567.55 | 5.39 |
I've been on paid administratively for a | 6569.639 | 4.261 |
month | 6572.94 | 3.0 |
scratch my ass | 6573.9 | 4.46 |
smell it | 6575.94 | 6.12 |
wow uh Terence you have no idea how hard | 6578.36 | 6.4 |
it is man they kicked me out they kicked | 6582.06 | 3.9 |
me out of the building | 6584.76 | 3.899 |
with a paycheck | 6585.96 | 4.44 |
apparently I made the mistake of | 6588.659 | 4.741 |
head-butting some CEO of some charity | 6590.4 | 5.219 |
next thing I know they're like hey man | 6593.4 | 4.44 |
you [ __ ] up we're gonna keep paying | 6595.619 | 3.961 |
your salary but you can't work for like | 6597.84 | 6.2 |
three months three whole months oh God | 6599.58 | 14.63 |
[Music] | 6604.04 | 11.74 |
[Applause] | 6614.21 | 8.06 |
[Music] | 6615.78 | 6.49 |
thank you | 6622.76 | 5.62 |
[Music] | 6624.74 | 6.64 |
foreign | 6628.38 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 6631.9 | 17.57 |
[Music] | 6651.62 | 3.119 |
yeah | 6665.94 | 5.1 |
good morning guys how you doing this | 6668.82 | 3.74 |
morning Brandi you got your coffee | 6671.04 | 4.679 |
Terence my dude how's the shopping cart | 6672.56 | 4.9 |
business treating you you know what guys | 6675.719 | 3.48 |
this is [ __ ] like what are we doing | 6677.46 | 3.3 |
we're just sitting around wallowing | 6679.199 | 3.54 |
itself pity you know what we need to do | 6680.76 | 4.5 |
we need to go on vacation I mean look at | 6682.739 | 4.92 |
it it's a glorious day let's go find a | 6685.26 | 4.5 |
vehicle let's all Pile in and let's | 6687.659 | 4.261 |
let's get the [ __ ] out of here yeah come | 6689.76 | 4.5 |
on guys let's go hey fatty we're going | 6691.92 | 4.98 |
on a vacation now that's a vacation car | 6694.26 | 5.28 |
right there it's still this big [ __ ] all | 6696.9 | 3.96 |
right you four find your own vehicle | 6699.54 | 3.36 |
we'll take this one I know I know a good | 6700.86 | 3.12 |
place on the other side of those | 6702.9 | 4.98 |
mountains vacation time woohoo | 6703.98 | 8.639 |
[Music] | 6707.88 | 7.2 |
everybody doing okay back there | 6712.619 | 4.62 |
then look for Bertha you've never been | 6715.08 | 3.659 |
out of the city before uh you're gonna | 6717.239 | 3.0 |
be you're gonna be [ __ ] flying don't | 6718.739 | 2.94 |
worry about it | 6720.239 | 4.081 |
oh yeah we're almost here here we go we | 6721.679 | 4.671 |
get a little puppy | 6724.32 | 4.919 |
[Music] | 6726.35 | 4.75 |
yeah | 6729.239 | 3.841 |
oh what a glorious day | 6731.1 | 4.26 |
vacation guys | 6733.08 | 4.32 |
oh that looks fun jet ski look there's a | 6735.36 | 3.839 |
couple right here come on guys it's jet | 6737.4 | 4.259 |
ski admit it oh water feels great | 6739.199 | 5.101 |
yeah hop on don't worry Barbara I'm a | 6741.659 | 3.431 |
real safe driver | 6744.3 | 16.26 |
[Music] | 6745.09 | 18.47 |
oh | 6760.56 | 3.0 |
yeah that was fun | 6772.04 | 6.22 |
ah see guys this was nice what'd I tell | 6775.56 | 4.079 |
you this was gonna be a great day come | 6778.26 | 3.66 |
out to the beach hang out ride jet skis | 6779.639 | 4.381 |
or grenades into the water this couldn't | 6781.92 | 3.96 |
have been better oh look at this this is | 6784.02 | 4.679 |
this is just nature at its it's it's our | 6785.88 | 4.799 |
yeah it's okay I mean there's [ __ ] all | 6788.699 | 3.42 |
over the beach it could be better hey | 6790.679 | 3.54 |
you guys good at holding your breath | 6792.119 | 4.741 |
you guys want to go deep sea diving | 6794.219 | 4.02 |
let's do it let's do it let's go deep | 6796.86 | 3.96 |
sea diving | 6798.239 | 5.921 |
[Music] | 6800.82 | 3.34 |
holy [ __ ] there's like a whole cargo | 6807.659 | 4.201 |
ship down there that's [ __ ] awesome | 6809.699 | 4.621 |
all right this was fun let's swim back | 6811.86 | 4.94 |
to shore | 6814.32 | 2.48 |
oh | 6817.139 | 4.741 |
that'll wear you out | 6818.639 | 4.701 |
guys | 6821.88 | 3.6 |
[Music] | 6823.34 | 4.68 |
guys | 6825.48 | 2.54 |
oh well [ __ ] them | 6828.48 | 3.02 |
yeah that's a nice little Cove | 6831.96 | 3.54 |
oh yeah this is better than the other | 6834.179 | 3.48 |
Beach not too much [ __ ] laying around | 6835.5 | 4.08 |
although I am kind of concerned with the | 6837.659 | 3.96 |
amount of campfires two cars and no | 6839.58 | 4.559 |
[ __ ] people spooky Beach | 6841.619 | 5.04 |
you know what such a nice night I'm | 6844.139 | 4.911 |
gonna sleep under the stars | 6846.659 | 7.46 |
[Music] | 6849.05 | 5.069 |
thank you | 6855.98 | 6.17 |
[Music] | 6857.19 | 4.96 |
yeah what do you want oh I'm at a beach | 6864.26 | 5.5 |
took a little vacation I had some hobos | 6867.48 | 5.719 |
with me but I think they all drowned | 6869.76 | 3.439 |
it's been three months holy [ __ ] I | 6873.32 | 4.54 |
completely lost track of time | 6876.06 | 5.72 |
oh yeah sure thing you got it boss | 6877.86 | 3.92 |
right back on the road baby | 6882.54 | 5.099 |
[Music] | 6884.98 | 4.759 |
all right I'm back | 6887.639 | 3.901 |
cam says I could have the rest of the | 6889.739 | 4.261 |
day off and I'll just start tomorrow hey | 6891.54 | 4.86 |
how you boys been and seen you guys in a | 6894.0 | 4.619 |
few months you miss me yeah you missed | 6896.4 | 4.44 |
me oh who missed me did you miss me | 6898.619 | 5.221 |
Johnson I missed you guys a whole bunch | 6900.84 | 5.879 |
oh damn it's good to be back well I | 6903.84 | 4.98 |
guess if I got the night off I wouldn't | 6906.719 | 3.541 |
mind going to say goodbye to some old | 6908.82 | 2.33 |
friends | 6910.26 | 6.24 |
[Music] | 6911.15 | 8.35 |
hey guys I'm off of paid leave so uh I | 6916.5 | 4.739 |
hate to say it but I no longer I get to | 6919.5 | 2.82 |
hang out with you guys the living | 6921.239 | 2.94 |
complete squalor I'm gonna miss your | 6922.32 | 3.96 |
crazy [ __ ] stories I'm gonna miss how | 6924.179 | 3.661 |
you always ramble about the government | 6926.28 | 3.24 |
I'm gonna miss how you always [ __ ] | 6927.84 | 3.24 |
about the man I'm gonna miss your | 6929.52 | 3.24 |
reasonable arguments on economic | 6931.08 | 3.72 |
unfairness we had a good time we had a | 6932.76 | 3.66 |
good time you know what I still got one | 6934.8 | 3.75 |
more night let's say we blow it out | 6936.42 | 3.779 |
[Music] | 6938.55 | 3.93 |
foreign | 6940.199 | 15.84 |
[Music] | 6942.48 | 13.559 |
[Music] | 6960.93 | 14.04 |
[Music] | 6977.87 | 11.589 |
thank you | 6989.48 | 10.549 |
[Music] | 6992.25 | 7.779 |
[Music] | 7002.68 | 4.69 |
foreign | 7004.94 | 8.88 |
[Music] | 7007.37 | 9.45 |
foreign | 7013.82 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 7017.74 | 14.32 |
gotta go Patrol the movie studio pretty | 7029.139 | 5.5 |
cool huh yeah it's pretty cool you know | 7032.06 | 3.96 |
what I like about patrolling the movie | 7034.639 | 3.6 |
studios it's right there so look look | 7036.02 | 5.159 |
office here movie studio there hey pal | 7038.239 | 4.321 |
doing all right | 7041.179 | 4.041 |
look you have a stomach what the [ __ ] | 7042.56 | 4.679 |
[Music] | 7045.22 | 4.6 |
someone stop that bus ladies stop that | 7047.239 | 4.141 |
hear me screaming you forgot that | 7049.82 | 3.779 |
[ __ ] bus I need your Jeep give me a | 7051.38 | 4.02 |
Jeep | 7053.599 | 3.421 |
where'd he go did he get away ah there | 7055.4 | 3.86 |
he is | 7057.02 | 2.24 |
I think you're gonna wreck my city | 7059.96 | 5.48 |
[ __ ] out of this bus | 7062.36 | 3.08 |
you get for driving like an [ __ ] | 7065.659 | 3.56 |
all right the back side of the movie | 7069.5 | 4.08 |
studio now I guess I can just go in this | 7071.659 | 3.781 |
way oh you look depressed why what's | 7073.58 | 3.9 |
wrong with you nothing but sadness cheer | 7075.44 | 4.08 |
up you work in a movie studio your job | 7077.48 | 4.38 |
is to make [ __ ] every day hey what's | 7079.52 | 5.48 |
it like being a rent a cop | 7081.86 | 3.14 |
over here they're shooting uh [ __ ] | 7085.239 | 4.121 |
over here they're shooting [ __ ] the | 7087.92 | 3.719 |
sequel yeah I've seen that before that | 7089.36 | 3.72 |
is a nice ride I'm gonna have to check | 7091.639 | 5.06 |
that out one day one day when | 7093.08 | 3.619 |
oh my God oh man it's the car from my | 7097.04 | 4.38 |
favorite movie oh I love that film | 7099.8 | 3.12 |
that's uh that's the one where the uh | 7101.42 | 4.679 |
the mom wants to [ __ ] her kid oh | 7102.92 | 5.52 |
part of me wants to steal it I wonder if | 7106.099 | 4.14 |
I can ask somebody if I go talk to a | 7108.44 | 4.14 |
producer oh hey pal hey I need to talk | 7110.239 | 4.021 |
to a producer someone who can make | 7112.58 | 3.18 |
decisions what do I do all you have to | 7114.26 | 3.479 |
do is go up to the building and yell Mr | 7115.76 | 4.08 |
Producer man oh okay yeah oh that's easy | 7117.739 | 5.641 |
thanks hey hey Mr Producer man hey what | 7119.84 | 5.819 |
do you want about a fake hey yeah I'm a | 7123.38 | 4.56 |
big fan of this uh the movie with this | 7125.659 | 4.08 |
car you know the one where the dad's a | 7127.94 | 3.299 |
[ __ ] yeah I just want to know if I | 7129.739 | 3.241 |
could take the car for a spin I'll bring | 7131.239 | 3.9 |
it back in one piece I promise yeah sure | 7132.98 | 3.84 |
you could take it for a ride just don't | 7135.139 | 4.02 |
go fast on the beach | 7136.82 | 4.2 |
okay that's cryptic as hell but all | 7139.159 | 4.261 |
right yeah I won't do that all right | 7141.02 | 4.199 |
this is gonna be awesome let's go Cruise | 7143.42 | 3.42 |
the city | 7145.219 | 3.44 |
hey guys look what I got | 7146.84 | 4.07 |
listen to the horn on this thing | 7148.659 | 4.56 |
[Music] | 7150.91 | 5.35 |
it's okay Mr Producer man said I could | 7153.219 | 5.081 |
said I could take this so I'm just gonna | 7156.26 | 5.339 |
I'm gonna take it okay yep yep thank you | 7158.3 | 5.72 |
thank you | 7161.599 | 2.421 |
oh man this thing is so fun to drive oh | 7170.0 | 4.56 |
man I gotta I gotta take this down to | 7173.0 | 2.76 |
the beach I'm gonna pick up so many | 7174.56 | 3.659 |
ladies in this yeah don't be jealous | 7175.76 | 5.64 |
guys hey hey good looking you want to | 7178.219 | 5.821 |
come back to my place I can stick my in | 7181.4 | 6.12 |
your check that out mohawk | 7184.04 | 5.82 |
absolutely that's what I said when I | 7187.52 | 4.56 |
first saw it man everyone loves this car | 7189.86 | 3.72 |
oh yeah you want to get a picture check | 7192.08 | 2.82 |
it out man | 7193.58 | 3.659 |
yeah | 7194.9 | 5.1 |
what's cracking I wonder why that guy | 7197.239 | 4.801 |
said don't go fast on the beach it looks | 7200.0 | 5.099 |
like a really weird crazy Rule and part | 7202.04 | 5.82 |
of me kind of wants to try it hey ladies | 7205.099 | 6.381 |
you want to see how fast I can go | 7207.86 | 3.62 |
[Applause] | 7222.48 | 6.089 |
down | 7235.94 | 5.76 |
oh [ __ ] | 7238.36 | 5.7 |
[Applause] | 7241.7 | 5.419 |
it's all flatty | 7244.06 | 5.579 |
what's up | 7247.119 | 8.281 |
wait what's happening what's going on | 7249.639 | 5.761 |
whoa whoa whoa what the what the [ __ ] | 7257.119 | 5.301 |
why | 7266.02 | 5.8 |
does everything look like [ __ ] okay | 7268.36 | 4.54 |
I'll take it out of here gotta get out | 7271.82 | 3.779 |
here Gotta Go Gotta Go oh my God okay | 7272.9 | 4.68 |
all right I'm off the beach off the | 7275.599 | 5.761 |
beach where am I did I lose my mind is | 7277.58 | 6.36 |
that the Maze Bank building | 7281.36 | 5.7 |
why am I still getting shot at | 7283.94 | 6.179 |
okay all right whoa wow what stop | 7287.06 | 5.579 |
shooting them oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the car's | 7290.119 | 3.001 |
on fire | 7292.639 | 3.361 |
[Applause] | 7293.12 | 5.76 |
okay okay clearly I've traveled back in | 7296.0 | 4.86 |
time in my time machine has just | 7298.88 | 4.2 |
exploded oh what else could go wrong | 7300.86 | 4.92 |
today oh my God I'm black oh geez this | 7303.08 | 4.88 |
is bad oh this is this is really bad | 7305.78 | 4.74 |
though always holding up [ __ ] well I'm | 7307.96 | 4.179 |
sorry I don't mean to hold up [ __ ] like | 7310.52 | 3.42 |
time machine exploded it happens to the | 7312.139 | 3.361 |
best of us okay I'm still trying to | 7313.94 | 3.239 |
figure out what caused it I'm guessing | 7315.5 | 3.239 |
the rotation of the ferris wheel creates | 7317.179 | 3.06 |
some sort of like electromagnetic | 7318.739 | 3.181 |
distortion on the beach like that's why | 7320.239 | 3.48 |
you don't go fast on the beach yeah yeah | 7321.92 | 4.02 |
science all right first thing I need is | 7323.719 | 4.561 |
a car I need the car no I need the car I | 7325.94 | 4.259 |
had to figure out how to get a [ __ ] home | 7328.28 | 3.6 |
I don't know where to go I'm stuck in a | 7330.199 | 5.641 |
strange place is it oh of course I need | 7331.88 | 7.5 |
guns oh my God look at you why does your | 7335.84 | 6.24 |
face look so weird and fuzzy and gross | 7339.38 | 5.339 |
all right yeah I'll take that look oh my | 7342.08 | 5.039 |
God look at your hands what the [ __ ] | 7344.719 | 4.801 |
hey hey honey taking your ride because | 7347.119 | 4.261 |
it's nice and I just want I want a nice | 7349.52 | 4.02 |
ride man this thing's awesome oh hey | 7351.38 | 4.14 |
look there's a Vinewood sign so yeah | 7353.54 | 4.38 |
this is uh this is old Los Santos this | 7355.52 | 5.219 |
place is a lot uglier than I remember | 7357.92 | 4.56 |
all right oh | 7360.739 | 3.96 |
big Jesus watch out oh I'm by the beach | 7362.48 | 3.48 |
again | 7364.699 | 3.781 |
wow [ __ ] it's so hard to drive this | 7365.96 | 4.139 |
thing I'm gonna find these [ __ ] | 7368.48 | 3.0 |
purple [ __ ] | 7370.099 | 4.56 |
yeah purple guy yeah purple guy yeah of | 7371.48 | 4.32 |
course when I want him to be here | 7374.659 | 3.301 |
they're not oh well may as well take | 7375.8 | 3.359 |
this helicopter | 7377.96 | 6.36 |
yep get up here end up purple guys Boom | 7379.159 | 6.141 |
baby | 7384.32 | 4.879 |
yeah [ __ ] you | 7385.3 | 3.899 |
oh sun's coming up it's gonna be a nice | 7390.739 | 3.96 |
day all right I got my revenge but now | 7392.78 | 4.439 |
what the [ __ ] am I gonna do gotta figure | 7394.699 | 5.581 |
out a way to oh is that the water tower | 7397.219 | 5.4 |
the movie studio let's see when was the | 7400.28 | 4.2 |
film shot it's the 90s now the film was | 7402.619 | 2.941 |
shot I think the film was shot in the | 7404.48 | 5.179 |
80s yeah they still have the car | 7405.56 | 4.099 |
[ __ ] | 7409.76 | 4.64 |
[ __ ] | 7411.86 | 2.54 |
[Music] | 7415.47 | 5.269 |
sorry guys I gotta talk to the movie | 7418.54 | 4.24 |
producer real quick gangster level reach | 7420.739 | 5.241 |
to my SMG skills | 7422.78 | 3.2 |
go [ __ ] off | 7427.099 | 5.781 |
ow [ __ ] off guys | 7428.78 | 4.1 |
[Music] | 7433.69 | 5.35 |
hey producer hey hey you in there hello | 7436.58 | 4.38 |
what do you want why are you showing | 7439.04 | 3.3 |
them the car from the movie where the | 7440.96 | 3.42 |
mom wants to [ __ ] the kid where is it oh | 7442.34 | 4.14 |
that car we keep it in a warehouse It's | 7444.38 | 4.38 |
Advanced Fiero right by the airport all | 7446.48 | 5.88 |
right thanks for the information oh [ __ ] | 7448.76 | 7.58 |
Warehouse in Cynthia wow | 7452.36 | 3.98 |
why is aiming so weird in this | 7457.28 | 5.959 |
[ __ ] off | 7460.52 | 2.719 |
guys I love you I gotta get the San | 7463.52 | 5.34 |
Fierro they back off man come on I'm on | 7465.619 | 6.721 |
your side oh [ __ ] all right I gotta get | 7468.86 | 4.56 |
out of this city gotta hit the same | 7472.34 | 3.54 |
Bureau let's see oh wait I actually | 7473.42 | 4.44 |
remember this place kind of I'm not | 7475.88 | 5.4 |
mistaken there should be yeah Oh Cletus | 7477.86 | 4.859 |
used to live over here with the Bigfoot | 7481.28 | 4.02 |
ah no one's stopping now we're heading | 7482.719 | 3.781 |
to the country | 7485.3 | 3.839 |
see back a Beyond leafy Hollow vaguely | 7486.5 | 4.32 |
remember these places it's been a while | 7489.139 | 3.841 |
since I've been here still have a bit of | 7490.82 | 3.6 |
a challenge because they have to go to | 7492.98 | 4.199 |
San Fierro have to find the car and then | 7494.42 | 4.319 |
I have to get the car all the way back | 7497.179 | 3.181 |
to the beach in one piece | 7498.739 | 3.301 |
that's not gonna be easy | 7500.36 | 3.239 |
oh wait what's it oh this is Mount | 7502.04 | 3.119 |
Chiliad | 7503.599 | 5.161 |
but like weird blocky [ __ ] up textures | 7505.159 | 6.54 |
Mount Chiliad ah that sign said San | 7508.76 | 5.04 |
Fiero okay good yeah the highway I | 7511.699 | 3.721 |
remember this all right did you take me | 7513.8 | 4.439 |
right to it downtown airport okay he | 7515.42 | 5.96 |
said the warehouse near the airport | 7518.239 | 3.141 |
airport oh geez watch out | 7521.719 | 5.361 |
oh [ __ ] | 7524.0 | 3.08 |
oh god what the hell oh it's on fire | 7527.119 | 5.04 |
it's on fire bail | 7529.46 | 6.179 |
IE was [ __ ] up looking | 7532.159 | 5.341 |
ah geez yeah you know you're in San | 7535.639 | 4.08 |
Fierro when it's foggy all right let's | 7537.5 | 4.199 |
see pretty close to the airport these | 7539.719 | 4.081 |
look like warehouses see there's a | 7541.699 | 5.46 |
floating floating star over there | 7543.8 | 4.799 |
not sure why it would be a floating | 7547.159 | 5.121 |
Stars a bunch of poor people like whoa | 7548.599 | 5.661 |
there it is | 7552.28 | 5.98 |
ah yes oh man oh now I'm feeling better | 7554.26 | 5.56 |
all right I gotta get this thing all the | 7558.26 | 2.82 |
way back to the beach the way people | 7559.82 | 2.52 |
drive around here it's gonna be tough | 7561.08 | 4.86 |
wow [ __ ] watch out damn it | 7562.34 | 5.46 |
I can't keep doing [ __ ] like that I | 7565.94 | 2.94 |
remember I remember there was a big | 7567.8 | 3.0 |
bridge where's the big bridge if I can | 7568.88 | 3.66 |
find the big bridge I can I can get back | 7570.8 | 3.299 |
on the highway | 7572.54 | 3.98 |
oh yeah hey watch it | 7574.099 | 5.1 |
damn it | 7576.52 | 5.28 |
[ __ ] | 7579.199 | 2.601 |
chasing me | 7583.76 | 4.04 |
that's chasing me | 7585.8 | 4.2 |
found the bridge and now I just got an | 7587.8 | 4.24 |
[ __ ] chasing me | 7590.0 | 4.8 |
oh [ __ ] and I hit a cop | 7592.04 | 4.86 |
oh man never gonna get this thing back | 7594.8 | 3.299 |
in one piece | 7596.9 | 4.799 |
ah okay [ __ ] oh look at all the textures | 7598.099 | 4.941 |
in this tunnel | 7601.699 | 4.861 |
Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah beautiful San | 7603.04 | 4.78 |
Fiero | 7606.56 | 4.74 |
the [ __ ] out of here heading towards Los | 7607.82 | 6.54 |
Santos it's been a while so much traffic | 7611.3 | 5.46 |
and it doesn't move look what is wrong | 7614.36 | 4.92 |
with you people move tell you what in | 7616.76 | 4.68 |
future Los Santos they move drive like | 7619.28 | 4.319 |
those idiots all right what that's what | 7621.44 | 5.46 |
that design say lost Vinter oh Los | 7623.599 | 6.12 |
Venturas oh man I remember Los Venturas | 7626.9 | 4.68 |
you go there you can gamble they had | 7629.719 | 3.96 |
like casinos and [ __ ] oh man I haven't | 7631.58 | 4.68 |
gambled in such a long time I mean I | 7633.679 | 4.02 |
should probably just focus on getting | 7636.26 | 5.22 |
back to the beach but oh yeah casinos | 7637.699 | 5.581 |
why don't they put a casino in new Los | 7641.48 | 4.679 |
Santos get it all on black baby hit it | 7643.28 | 5.28 |
[ __ ] oh you think that's cute you think | 7646.159 | 4.52 |
that's cute that's a cheeky [ __ ] yeah | 7648.56 | 4.2 |
don't be right in the [ __ ] all right | 7650.679 | 4.661 |
yeah lost everything as usual The House | 7652.76 | 4.5 |
Always Wins let's get the [ __ ] out of | 7655.34 | 4.02 |
here this place was cool but man you | 7657.26 | 5.58 |
just lose a fortune okay Los Santos all | 7659.36 | 6.06 |
right come on I don't like that smoke | 7662.84 | 6.359 |
coming out the back it's not good | 7665.42 | 5.58 |
yeah I think I see the Maze Bank | 7669.199 | 4.381 |
building maybe with the tree just kind | 7671.0 | 6.38 |
of popping in [ __ ] taxi | 7673.58 | 3.8 |
tense all right back in the city | 7677.54 | 5.4 |
oh boy all right I'm gonna slow down I | 7680.239 | 4.681 |
gotta find the beach I gotta find the | 7682.94 | 4.46 |
beach watch out | 7684.92 | 5.58 |
easy easy | 7687.4 | 5.739 |
oh there it is ah oh this is good all I | 7690.5 | 5.119 |
gotta do is gather speed all right yeah | 7693.139 | 4.621 |
oh wait | 7695.619 | 5.271 |
okay we have a challenge here | 7697.76 | 4.0 |
[Music] | 7700.89 | 3.939 |
[Applause] | 7701.76 | 3.069 |
yeah oh [ __ ] purple guys [ __ ] off all | 7704.9 | 6.56 |
right here we go | 7708.92 | 2.54 |
this is what what the [ __ ] got it go go | 7712.699 | 8.221 |
go go go go go go go go oh my god oh | 7716.54 | 5.699 |
[ __ ] | 7720.92 | 2.699 |
whoa | 7722.239 | 3.48 |
whoa I'm back | 7723.619 | 4.921 |
well thanks [ __ ] God oh my God | 7725.719 | 5.46 |
textures I've missed you so much | 7728.54 | 6.3 |
Graphics wow all right all right I gotta | 7731.179 | 6.741 |
get this thing back to the movie studio | 7734.84 | 3.08 |
hey pal | 7738.139 | 2.54 |
all right I brought it back | 7743.119 | 3.781 |
and | 7745.04 | 4.619 |
[ __ ] you | 7746.9 | 4.199 |
don't ever let anyone leave with that | 7749.659 | 2.781 |
car do you hear me | 7751.099 | 4.441 |
[ __ ] hear me all right made it back | 7752.44 | 5.56 |
guys you're never gonna believe the day | 7755.54 | 4.82 |
I had | 7758.0 | 2.36 |
guys | 7761.54 | 4.92 |
okay | 7763.76 | 10.67 |
[Music] | 7766.46 | 7.97 |
out on patrol | 7777.619 | 5.04 |
beautiful day here in Los oh what is | 7780.04 | 4.599 |
this [ __ ] doing | 7782.659 | 3.661 |
all right buddy | 7784.639 | 5.1 |
hey taco truck oh [ __ ] | 7786.32 | 6.24 |
all right pull it over taco truck | 7789.739 | 6.541 |
yeah hey talking to you [ __ ] | 7792.56 | 5.28 |
all right you think that's the right way | 7796.28 | 5.16 |
to change lanes huh hey look at me | 7797.84 | 5.94 |
look all right put my fist in your ass | 7801.44 | 5.159 |
all right March going on a jog buddy I'm | 7803.78 | 5.04 |
Gonna Make You Sweat it all what this is | 7806.599 | 4.14 |
doing is gonna teach you a lesson to | 7808.82 | 4.94 |
shoot you in the ass there we go | 7810.739 | 6.541 |
now next time don't change the ladies | 7813.76 | 5.56 |
like an [ __ ] | 7817.28 | 4.62 |
whoa whoa whoa go a little fast there | 7819.32 | 4.379 |
ain't you hey | 7821.9 | 4.08 |
all right yeah pull it over come on come | 7823.699 | 4.381 |
on | 7825.98 | 5.36 |
all right listen Speedy whoa [ __ ] you | 7828.08 | 6.59 |
[Music] | 7831.34 | 5.5 |
[Applause] | 7834.67 | 5.83 |
slow down you slow down lady God what is | 7836.84 | 4.92 |
wrong with people | 7840.5 | 2.88 |
[ __ ] now your car's in the middle of the | 7841.76 | 3.359 |
road hold on let me let me push this car | 7843.38 | 4.739 |
out of the way hey did you just run a | 7845.119 | 7.52 |
record oh God damn it all right man | 7848.119 | 4.52 |
I mean what did you think would happen | 7854.06 | 3.539 |
if you brought a red light huh | 7855.38 | 4.2 |
being an idiot God | 7857.599 | 4.62 |
no discipline whatsoever all right let | 7859.58 | 5.659 |
me push your car out of the way | 7862.219 | 3.02 |
sir hey everybody hold the [ __ ] why is | 7867.56 | 4.679 |
everyone in such a [ __ ] hurry all | 7870.139 | 4.381 |
right everybody hold on almost got it I | 7872.239 | 4.321 |
said hold the [ __ ] on | 7874.52 | 3.78 |
I'm trying to get this man's car out of | 7876.56 | 3.92 |
the road | 7878.3 | 2.18 |
move move safely off the curb ass off | 7881.119 | 5.001 |
the road so no one gets hurt | 7883.699 | 4.081 |
[Music] | 7886.12 | 3.22 |
all right when you wake up just hop in | 7887.78 | 4.8 |
your car [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa | 7889.34 | 5.72 |
car thief | 7892.58 | 4.68 |
see buddy what you didn't know is that | 7895.06 | 4.0 |
car is already [ __ ] up you're not | 7897.26 | 3.06 |
gonna steal that thing I could run | 7899.06 | 3.78 |
faster than that so you can only go that | 7900.32 | 4.74 |
fast let's see yeah yeah I absolutely | 7902.84 | 4.08 |
can run faster than that but you | 7905.06 | 3.48 |
shouldn't steal people's cars man I mean | 7906.92 | 3.42 |
that's that's [ __ ] up right | 7908.54 | 4.139 |
what do you got to say for yourself | 7910.34 | 5.6 |
oh you just a [ __ ] | 7912.679 | 3.261 |
and that's what you get car thief maybe | 7919.719 | 4.841 |
next time you'll think about what you do | 7922.94 | 2.88 |
before you do it | 7924.56 | 4.559 |
all right back at the station | 7925.82 | 5.76 |
good Patrol this morning oh hey boys | 7929.119 | 4.801 |
you're back it's good all right we're | 7931.58 | 4.2 |
gonna talk to the captain oh now what | 7933.92 | 2.71 |
else he wants me to do today | 7935.78 | 4.209 |
[Music] | 7936.63 | 3.359 |
oh man hey I got a fun assignment | 7940.96 | 5.8 |
apparently they need help down at the | 7944.599 | 4.381 |
prison I've never been down there but uh | 7946.76 | 4.979 |
you know what I think I can manage it I | 7948.98 | 4.38 |
think I'm gonna have a good time | 7951.739 | 8.551 |
[Laughter] | 7953.36 | 6.93 |
[Applause] | 7960.55 | 6.81 |
foreign | 7965.179 | 2.181 |
[Music] | 7968.4 | 8.719 |
[Music] | 7980.32 | 3.14 |
I don't know why you get a city cop to | 7983.659 | 4.861 |
come here but hey it's fun hey anyone at | 7985.4 | 4.679 |
the gate I need to get in I'm here to | 7988.52 | 3.679 |
help | 7990.079 | 2.12 |
hey guys I'm here on patrol what's up oh | 7993.34 | 5.739 |
man I like you guys haircuts well they | 7996.32 | 5.16 |
allow cigarettes in here you know I | 7999.079 | 4.14 |
don't know if you don't I'm not a big | 8001.48 | 4.739 |
fan of cigarettes like you know like not | 8003.219 | 4.92 |
at all | 8006.219 | 4.5 |
so don't smoke them man a lot of you | 8008.139 | 4.681 |
guys like that haircut don't you | 8010.719 | 5.221 |
think the old crazy stringy doo-doo hair | 8012.82 | 5.64 |
I mean you know whatever that's that's | 8015.94 | 4.02 |
the haircut you want to have by all | 8018.46 | 4.46 |
means have it hey buddy what'd you do | 8019.96 | 6.42 |
let me guess accounting errors right or | 8022.92 | 5.02 |
maybe you diddled kids I don't know you | 8026.38 | 3.42 |
got one of those kid diddling mustaches | 8027.94 | 4.32 |
so hopefully you did the first thing not | 8029.8 | 4.98 |
the ladder now uh | 8032.26 | 5.58 |
one of you feels out of place | 8034.78 | 5.58 |
I'm not gonna say which one | 8037.84 | 3.899 |
but hey whatever | 8040.36 | 4.319 |
who am I to judge right holy crap buddy | 8041.739 | 5.161 |
that Tattoo's all over your face I gotta | 8044.679 | 3.721 |
tell you man that is a terrible life | 8046.9 | 3.54 |
decision if anyone ever says hey man you | 8048.4 | 3.179 |
could get it you should get a crazy | 8050.44 | 3.239 |
tattoo all over your face the correct | 8051.579 | 4.56 |
answer is no no I don't want to do that | 8053.679 | 4.321 |
that would probably look really stupid | 8056.139 | 3.841 |
but hey whatever who am I to judge | 8058.0 | 5.94 |
smoking a [ __ ] cigarettes though | 8059.98 | 5.82 |
oh man I can't even imagine what you | 8063.94 | 4.34 |
guys did especially you crazy guys | 8065.8 | 4.68 |
did you smoke weed when you were young | 8068.28 | 4.12 |
and now you're at the hands of a justice | 8070.48 | 3.719 |
system that profits off the misery of | 8072.4 | 3.9 |
others is that what you did | 8074.199 | 4.621 |
well [ __ ] happens hey you're doing a | 8076.3 | 4.919 |
really good job man | 8078.82 | 5.16 |
keeping an eye on all these guys | 8081.219 | 5.661 |
you've been shot with a taser | 8083.98 | 5.759 |
whoa look at you dance | 8086.88 | 4.66 |
it's what it feels like | 8089.739 | 4.221 |
hey who wants to do the taser Boogie | 8091.54 | 3.74 |
[Music] | 8093.96 | 3.219 |
what do you think about when you little | 8095.28 | 5.379 |
kids oh I just want to dance all right I | 8097.179 | 5.641 |
feel like I've done a good job today | 8100.659 | 5.0 |
worked out pretty well | 8102.82 | 2.839 |
where water meets land and fire once | 8109.659 | 6.0 |
spewed forth there the infinite eight | 8112.06 | 7.579 |
shall stay until I return | 8115.659 | 3.98 |
where water meets land fire huh | 8119.98 | 6.119 |
second | 8124.179 | 4.5 |
let's see Polito Bay | 8126.099 | 5.48 |
huh | 8128.679 | 2.9 |
guys I've discovered a mystery watch out | 8134.82 | 5.08 |
watch out | 8138.28 | 4.26 |
watch out | 8139.9 | 5.04 |
we gotta get through all right pop it in | 8142.54 | 4.74 |
guys it was fun today had a really good | 8144.94 | 6.179 |
ass time but uh I'm on a case | 8147.28 | 5.28 |
hey | 8151.119 | 4.261 |
it's way out there taking a plane might | 8152.56 | 4.38 |
be the best trick | 8155.38 | 3.96 |
let's see here oh perfect I don't know | 8156.94 | 4.38 |
whose this is but I hope they don't mind | 8159.34 | 4.819 |
me borrowing it | 8161.32 | 2.839 |
there she is | 8169.96 | 4.199 |
all right coming in | 8171.94 | 4.759 |
keep it in | 8174.159 | 2.54 |
oh | 8177.34 | 5.279 |
you know what I'm fine with that | 8179.5 | 5.099 |
come on | 8182.619 | 4.281 |
here a little bit yeah yeah | 8184.599 | 4.881 |
awesome look at me | 8186.9 | 4.9 |
see it's gonna be stupid to go out here | 8189.48 | 3.22 |
tonight | 8191.8 | 2.52 |
I'm gonna go find a boat and then I'll | 8192.7 | 4.28 |
hit that [ __ ] in the morning | 8194.32 | 9.629 |
[Music] | 8196.98 | 6.969 |
all right I guess this is as good a | 8205.139 | 4.72 |
place as any to look for [ __ ] | 8207.46 | 3.88 |
see what we got | 8209.859 | 5.74 |
[Music] | 8211.34 | 4.259 |
[Music] | 8235.85 | 4.49 |
ah | 8238.66 | 3.6 |
all right searched all day didn't find | 8240.34 | 4.5 |
[ __ ] I feel like I've been had | 8242.26 | 4.08 |
nothing here | 8244.84 | 3.66 |
this place sucks okay so this whole | 8246.34 | 4.62 |
thing was pointless and you guys are all | 8248.5 | 4.38 |
[ __ ] here | 8250.96 | 5.0 |
that is a grenade | 8252.88 | 3.08 |
enjoy yourself | 8257.5 | 2.939 |
all right I'm heading back to the prison | 8259.059 | 3.3 |
someone's trolled me and it's really | 8260.439 | 4.74 |
pissed me off I think I need to go teach | 8262.359 | 4.981 |
a couple people a lesson | 8265.179 | 4.38 |
all right well | 8267.34 | 4.139 |
that didn't work where's the eject | 8269.559 | 5.241 |
button wow [ __ ] | 8271.479 | 3.321 |
[Music] | 8278.09 | 4.37 |
put some gas in this thing | 8279.58 | 6.0 |
this little cafe something to eat I like | 8282.46 | 5.099 |
these little towns rarely get to come | 8285.58 | 3.3 |
out here | 8287.559 | 2.641 |
come over here and talk to these fine | 8288.88 | 2.4 |
people | 8290.2 | 4.5 |
this is broken can I return it | 8291.28 | 5.579 |
impeach the Socialist get a brain you | 8294.7 | 3.05 |
you morons | 8296.859 | 2.401 |
[Music] | 8297.75 | 3.55 |
so I take a YouTuber an intelligent | 8299.26 | 3.179 |
couple | 8301.3 | 2.759 |
so what's your guys opinion on the | 8302.439 | 3.061 |
economic policy when it comes to | 8304.059 | 4.221 |
international trade | 8305.5 | 2.78 |
yep | 8308.679 | 2.72 |
[ __ ] Moran uh yeah there's the prison | 8311.439 | 6.901 |
I got words for some people in there | 8314.679 | 5.661 |
which one of you did it | 8318.34 | 4.74 |
which one of you did it all right what | 8320.34 | 4.36 |
do you did it | 8323.08 | 3.66 |
I'm not [ __ ] around which one of you | 8324.7 | 4.979 |
did it how about you Nicholas | 8326.74 | 4.739 |
did you do it yeah I'm talking about | 8329.679 | 4.441 |
this [ __ ] on the wall | 8331.479 | 4.261 |
where's that guy that did those kids I | 8334.12 | 4.62 |
bet he did it hey you gonna tell me who | 8335.74 | 3.84 |
did it | 8338.74 | 2.88 |
you can tell me you can tell me who did | 8339.58 | 3.779 |
it | 8341.62 | 5.3 |
all right which one of you did it | 8343.359 | 3.561 |
just gonna pull ahead of cigarette and | 8347.2 | 2.819 |
light it don't you dare light that [ __ ] | 8348.519 | 3.54 |
don't you just don't you not to like | 8350.019 | 5.34 |
that [ __ ] cigarette buddy | 8352.059 | 4.861 |
who did it you know what I see in your | 8355.359 | 3.301 |
eyes I see fear | 8356.92 | 3.059 |
because you know what's gonna happen to | 8358.66 | 4.76 |
you if you don't tell me who did it | 8359.979 | 3.441 |
who did it | 8367.559 | 5.401 |
who did it | 8369.939 | 3.021 |
hey buddy do you know who did it | 8377.88 | 5.04 |
who did it I didn't tell me who did it | 8386.08 | 7.02 |
who did it the [ __ ] who did it | 8388.68 | 5.98 |
you do it | 8393.1 | 3.06 |
who did it | 8394.66 | 4.62 |
who the [ __ ] who did it all right fine | 8396.16 | 5.64 |
nobody did it you know what [ __ ] this | 8399.28 | 5.6 |
place I'm out I'm leaving | 8401.8 | 3.08 |
I mean the [ __ ] out of here take his | 8415.72 | 4.219 |
Jeep | 8417.7 | 2.239 |
[Music] | 8421.34 | 6.7 |
ah there she is beautiful Los Santos | 8422.56 | 5.48 |
hey learn to merge | 8428.14 | 5.36 |
good morning | 8430.96 | 2.54 |
all right guys I'm back | 8433.78 | 3.42 |
[ __ ] the prison I'm never going back | 8435.58 | 3.359 |
there it was awful | 8437.2 | 3.54 |
I'll be back in the city it's a nice | 8438.939 | 4.04 |
night | 8440.74 | 2.239 |
that's [ __ ] hey can you do me a favor | 8443.08 | 4.8 |
and quit hooking right across from the | 8445.96 | 3.66 |
police station where I work I mean I'm | 8447.88 | 3.3 |
just a simple man I don't ask for too | 8449.62 | 3.6 |
much so if you two could do that for me | 8451.18 | 4.47 |
that'd be great | 8453.22 | 8.0 |
[Music] | 8455.65 | 7.88 |
all right | 8461.22 | 12.219 |
[Music] | 8463.53 | 12.13 |
okay let's do a little beach patrolling | 8473.439 | 5.101 |
hey you guys see my new vehicle I got | 8475.66 | 5.22 |
what do you think ladies hey muscles | 8478.54 | 4.5 |
check this vehicle out we just bought it | 8480.88 | 4.2 |
with your [ __ ] tax dollars oh your | 8483.04 | 4.14 |
four-wheeler seems real nice uh well can | 8485.08 | 4.279 |
it do this | 8487.18 | 5.1 |
your four-wheeler doesn't shoot guns oh | 8489.359 | 4.241 |
and you think that's impressive check | 8492.28 | 3.74 |
this out | 8493.6 | 2.42 |
what yeah it's [ __ ] goes in the | 8496.859 | 7.301 |
water yeah baby | 8500.319 | 5.401 |
let me see what happens when I take your | 8504.16 | 4.199 |
four-wheeler in the water | 8505.72 | 6.259 |
oh no it's dead oh no | 8508.359 | 7.441 |
hey your four wheelers suck | 8511.979 | 5.401 |
oh [ __ ] | 8515.8 | 4.679 |
[Music] | 8517.38 | 4.96 |
all right Sun's starting to get a little | 8520.479 | 3.721 |
low in the sky so I'm gonna head back to | 8522.34 | 4.559 |
the station ah surfing the waves baby | 8524.2 | 5.6 |
with my four-wheeler | 8526.899 | 6.121 |
check this [ __ ] out ladies | 8529.8 | 6.04 |
there's no riding riding | 8533.02 | 4.799 |
riding is illegal | 8535.84 | 3.479 |
calm your ass | 8537.819 | 4.201 |
I'm here to control and help | 8539.319 | 5.04 |
all right guys I'm back I gotta tell you | 8542.02 | 4.14 |
this this was money well [ __ ] spent | 8544.359 | 3.361 |
it's a little bloody because I had to | 8546.16 | 3.06 |
stop a riot but uh you should be able to | 8547.72 | 3.48 |
clean it up no problem all right that | 8549.22 | 3.84 |
was a fine day of working oh yeah it's | 8551.2 | 4.68 |
Christmas tomorrow Santa Claus is coming | 8553.06 | 5.58 |
tonight everybody hey it's gonna be | 8555.88 | 5.46 |
Christmas tomorrow I wonder what Santa | 8558.64 | 4.82 |
Claus is going to bring my ass | 8561.34 | 10.34 |
[Music] | 8563.46 | 11.68 |
it snowed last night oh hey good morning | 8571.68 | 4.6 |
everybody | 8575.14 | 3.24 |
Merry [ __ ] Christmas | 8576.28 | 4.079 |
I love the snow it's perfect for | 8578.38 | 5.96 |
snowball fights it's not my fight | 8580.359 | 3.981 |
snowball fight | 8587.52 | 7.65 |
[Laughter] | 8590.6 | 4.57 |
snowball fight oh [ __ ] that was a | 8595.3 | 6.9 |
grenade guys run oh God sorry sorry | 8598.12 | 6.48 |
you're a [ __ ] fault | 8602.2 | 4.02 |
all right let's see is there a present | 8604.6 | 3.54 |
around here for me I feel like Santa | 8606.22 | 4.7 |
would have uh | 8608.14 | 2.78 |
[Music] | 8611.69 | 4.61 |
well well well well thank you Sandy | 8613.359 | 4.741 |
[ __ ] clouds | 8616.3 | 3.179 |
hey guys look what I got for Christmas | 8618.1 | 5.42 |
oh oh man all right how do I | 8619.479 | 4.041 |
[Laughter] | 8623.98 | 8.28 |
okay that car is [ __ ] awesome come on | 8627.6 | 6.299 |
straight away | 8632.26 | 5.28 |
yeah oh man | 8633.899 | 5.941 |
all right I think I'm in love | 8637.54 | 6.14 |
prepare for takeoff guys | 8639.84 | 3.84 |
oh oh [ __ ] this is uh this got out of | 8645.1 | 4.74 |
hand | 8649.06 | 3.299 |
oh crap | 8649.84 | 4.44 |
all right come on come on hold up hold | 8652.359 | 3.12 |
up hold up | 8654.28 | 2.64 |
hold up | 8655.479 | 3.601 |
damn I'm good | 8656.92 | 4.439 |
oh man can't wait to clean up the | 8659.08 | 4.94 |
streets with this | 8661.359 | 2.661 |
[Music] | 8673.02 | 3.979 |
[Music] | 8686.83 | 3.149 |
this has been the best Christmas gift | 8700.359 | 3.54 |
ever | 8702.04 | 3.84 |
wow that was a lot of fun | 8703.899 | 3.841 |
let's go get into some more trouble it's | 8705.88 | 4.68 |
Christmas guys Mighty only one who works | 8707.74 | 3.84 |
for a living | 8710.56 | 4.799 |
no I work too baby hey | 8711.58 | 6.56 |
Merry Christmas | 8715.359 | 2.781 |
very [ __ ] Christmas hey guys what'd | 8719.2 | 5.94 |
you get anything good so we still got | 8722.92 | 3.84 |
this thing which is great | 8725.14 | 3.66 |
all right made over to the ritzy side of | 8726.76 | 4.2 |
town sure you rich people got some nice | 8728.8 | 3.599 |
stuff for Christmas let's check that out | 8730.96 | 5.16 |
hey what'd Santa bring you rich [ __ ] | 8732.399 | 6.301 |
oh did you get those pants those are | 8736.12 | 4.92 |
some stupid looking pants what's up | 8738.7 | 3.67 |
coffee Mama what'd you get | 8741.04 | 3.06 |
[Music] | 8742.37 | 3.05 |
tell you what you need to get you need | 8744.1 | 4.259 |
to get a new [ __ ] attitude oh hey | 8745.42 | 5.82 |
bros what Santa Claus bring you bros did | 8748.359 | 5.58 |
he bring you a [ __ ] pipe wrench yeah | 8751.24 | 6.06 |
bruh yeah bro | 8753.939 | 5.401 |
in the hail | 8757.3 | 3.93 |
you guys are weird as [ __ ] you know that | 8759.34 | 5.34 |
[Music] | 8761.23 | 7.16 |
hey lady what did Santa Claus bring you | 8764.68 | 6.94 |
[Music] | 8768.39 | 3.23 |
Merry [ __ ] Christmas indeed I'm | 8772.3 | 5.54 |
taking this for a spin | 8774.58 | 3.26 |
[Music] | 8783.03 | 3.079 |
[Music] | 8789.04 | 5.48 |
thank you | 8791.46 | 3.06 |
[Music] | 8804.8 | 3.11 |
everybody oh man this is the best | 8812.1 | 5.32 |
vehicle for getting around I have ever | 8815.56 | 3.96 |
seen all right she broke down but you | 8817.42 | 4.26 |
know what that was a good ass time I'm | 8819.52 | 3.419 |
gonna have to get one of those where the | 8821.68 | 4.2 |
[ __ ] am I going I just got off the phone | 8822.939 | 4.441 |
with my nephew trying to get damn | 8825.88 | 3.12 |
blizzard out here | 8827.38 | 3.26 |
damn | 8829.0 | 4.8 |
oh God hey guys I'm gonna hang out in | 8830.64 | 5.259 |
here for uh for a while at this | 8833.8 | 4.47 |
snowstorm pass | 8835.899 | 11.601 |
[Music] | 8838.27 | 11.669 |
never spend Christmas night in a bar | 8847.5 | 3.939 |
right Margaret | 8849.939 | 4.021 |
all right all right let me see I'm out | 8851.439 | 6.241 |
oh boy okay yeah yeah my [ __ ] head | 8853.96 | 5.88 |
all right I need to get home because I'm | 8857.68 | 3.54 |
gonna borrow I'm gonna give her the body | 8859.84 | 3.599 |
bro get a car don't drink and drive with | 8861.22 | 3.719 |
kids | 8863.439 | 4.581 |
this car is pretty sweet | 8864.939 | 3.081 |
I just fire a rocket did this | 8869.92 | 5.58 |
holy [ __ ] this car's got a rocket | 8873.46 | 4.56 |
launcher let's see what else has got | 8875.5 | 4.979 |
this car's got a machine gun this car | 8878.02 | 4.44 |
did I take let's see where does uh | 8880.479 | 5.821 |
what's this button oh [ __ ] | 8882.46 | 6.54 |
oh | 8886.3 | 7.08 |
oh God wait this car just [ __ ] jump | 8889.0 | 7.14 |
oh yeah | 8893.38 | 6.599 |
but jump and then | 8896.14 | 6.92 |
are you [ __ ] kidding me | 8899.979 | 6.0 |
all right I gotta I gotta do it all | 8903.06 | 3.59 |
right here we go | 8905.979 | 3.541 |
[Music] | 8906.65 | 3.65 |
lunch | 8909.52 | 5.78 |
[Music] | 8910.3 | 5.0 |
yeah man | 8915.64 | 8.179 |
[Music] | 8918.16 | 8.46 |
come on you can make it you can make it | 8923.819 | 4.5 |
baby | 8926.62 | 3.42 |
haha | 8928.319 | 4.421 |
yeah | 8930.04 | 5.22 |
over the light yup | 8932.74 | 5.76 |
we're into the lake [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] | 8935.26 | 5.84 |
[ __ ] [ __ ] see hey pal | 8938.5 | 6.26 |
whoa oh [ __ ] | 8941.1 | 3.66 |
sorry sorry I wanted to see what it | 8945.76 | 4.98 |
would do I'll be a sport oh wait I got | 8947.92 | 6.32 |
an idea I need to get to the airport | 8950.74 | 3.5 |
oh yeah | 8956.7 | 5.199 |
there we go bad boy right here | 8958.54 | 7.1 |
hey guys I need to take the cargo Bob | 8961.899 | 3.741 |
[Music] | 8966.16 | 11.52 |
all right | 8976.12 | 4.699 |
see if I can pull this off | 8977.68 | 3.139 |
and she's free | 8981.88 | 7.439 |
I am I'm glad I took them flight lessons | 8984.78 | 8.14 |
see yeah there's a water tower so Ah | 8989.319 | 6.741 |
that's got to be the office | 8992.92 | 3.14 |
all right I'm gonna go for it | 8996.52 | 7.74 |
do it yep | 9000.359 | 3.901 |
where do the boys see this | 9006.24 | 6.739 |
[Music] | 9008.92 | 4.059 |
oh [ __ ] | 9013.859 | 5.58 |
coming in I think I can do it I think I | 9016.16 | 8.34 |
can do it yep yep yep hey guys | 9019.439 | 5.061 |
Merry Christmas hey guys when you get a | 9025.68 | 4.16 |
chance seriously give that thing a whirl | 9028.319 | 5.461 |
that is fun see you man they can peek | 9029.84 | 5.38 |
around back see what I left for you you | 9033.78 | 3.6 |
gotta try it damn it's a cart with a | 9035.22 | 4.679 |
parachute on it that's what I like | 9037.38 | 4.019 |
what I like that is what you like to | 9039.899 | 5.721 |
hear isn't it baby yeah man | 9041.399 | 4.221 |
copy that dispatch I'm on him | 9054.359 | 3.801 |
[Music] | 9058.59 | 3.989 |
hey pull it over pal | 9065.58 | 5.7 |
I see Speedy come on slow it down slow | 9067.939 | 6.121 |
it down Pull It All Over | 9071.28 | 2.78 |
dispatch I'm in pursuit of a blue SUV | 9080.42 | 4.24 |
some little cocky [ __ ] thought | 9082.979 | 3.061 |
it was cute to run in front of me while | 9084.66 | 3.18 |
I was shooting yeah pulling over you | 9086.04 | 5.42 |
Jake Paul looking [ __ ] | 9087.84 | 3.62 |
come on well Yayo there you go stop take | 9091.5 | 5.399 |
it out your tires | 9094.319 | 4.981 |
you need to get out of the car sir hey | 9096.899 | 5.481 |
stop that car | 9099.3 | 7.099 |
ah they always run | 9102.38 | 4.019 |
there you are | 9109.58 | 6.279 |
hey Robert got no tires got nowhere to | 9112.14 | 6.08 |
run boy | 9115.859 | 2.361 |
Whoa did you give me the finger nobody | 9118.939 | 7.141 |
gives me the finger oh you're dead now | 9121.859 | 4.221 |
ah there we go oh man | 9131.16 | 5.22 |
yeah you don't give me the finger I | 9134.46 | 4.26 |
don't know if you go wow I can't learn | 9136.38 | 5.12 |
to drive dude | 9138.72 | 2.78 |
[Music] | 9141.92 | 5.83 |
I mean I couldn't believe it either he | 9148.439 | 3.841 |
gave me the finger nobody gives me the | 9150.24 | 3.659 |
finger all right you don't do that to a | 9152.28 | 2.82 |
police officer unless you want me | 9153.899 | 2.58 |
protecting and serving the [ __ ] out of | 9155.1 | 4.02 |
your corpse that's not how I operate I | 9156.479 | 5.721 |
mean you guys understand right | 9159.12 | 6.68 |
what is wrong with you | 9162.2 | 3.6 |
I'm on the way I gotta go save a man's | 9167.04 | 4.58 |
life | 9169.5 | 2.12 |
[Music] | 9172.13 | 10.11 |
hey hey hey | 9178.64 | 3.6 |
all right dispatch I've got a chopper | 9183.02 | 4.78 |
I'm gonna go downtown I'm Gonna Save | 9185.88 | 4.559 |
this dude no one's dying on my watch I | 9187.8 | 5.059 |
promise | 9190.439 | 2.42 |
my buddy hey buddy uh don't do it come | 9198.72 | 5.28 |
down oh no I'm just looking at the | 9201.42 | 4.979 |
Sunrise don't jump it's it's you don't | 9204.0 | 5.28 |
want to do it man not look at the | 9206.399 | 5.101 |
Sunrise you have a family to think about | 9209.28 | 6.619 |
what about your family I love my family | 9211.5 | 4.399 |
hey hold on I'm gonna come down and help | 9216.96 | 3.92 |
you | 9218.7 | 2.18 |
sit in the sun I mean it's man I'm | 9222.84 | 3.96 |
approaching I'm approaching slowly don't | 9225.12 | 4.08 |
move yeah no don't move buddy it's a | 9226.8 | 4.62 |
great I'm Gonna Get You Out of This oh | 9229.2 | 5.84 |
wait what are you doing sorry | 9231.42 | 3.62 |
well he was going to do it anyway | 9242.88 | 4.22 |
there's nothing I could do | 9244.14 | 2.96 |
[Music] | 9247.51 | 6.13 |
yeah oh it never gets old | 9249.2 | 4.44 |
all right everybody watch out coming in | 9254.34 | 4.8 |
I'm gonna steal this cop car | 9256.68 | 4.74 |
technically I am a cop so it's not | 9259.14 | 4.799 |
stealing really I'm gonna I'm gonna | 9261.42 | 4.92 |
borrow this cop car all right dispatch | 9263.939 | 5.42 |
what do we got out there yeah | 9266.34 | 3.019 |
I'm on it dispatch I just gotta go grab | 9271.979 | 4.581 |
something real quick | 9273.899 | 2.661 |
[Music] | 9278.21 | 3.14 |
[ __ ] | 9286.859 | 3.0 |
yeah I see him all right hey guys move I | 9290.399 | 4.881 |
got him | 9292.979 | 2.301 |
can't see too well out of this thing | 9299.18 | 6.0 |
guys did I get him damn hell | 9301.319 | 3.861 |
oh God | 9312.26 | 3.36 |
[Music] | 9318.76 | 3.399 |
oh yeah all right okay well all right oh | 9324.899 | 4.621 |
I see you over there buddy what are you | 9328.08 | 2.64 |
shooting at | 9329.52 | 5.459 |
is that it oh yeah damn good shot Val oh | 9330.72 | 6.599 |
man that's teamwork right there man we | 9334.979 | 4.621 |
do a good job here at the LSPD all right | 9337.319 | 5.421 |
dispatch what else you got yeah | 9339.6 | 3.14 |
okay I see the kitty kitty | 9355.28 | 4.26 |
[Music] | 9371.74 | 3.069 |
okay I'm moving in move it in slow | 9375.06 | 5.58 |
easy | 9379.02 | 3.41 |
easy | 9380.64 | 5.329 |
[Music] | 9382.43 | 3.539 |
dad get out of here get out of here | 9386.76 | 3.179 |
kitty get out of here no holds you | 9388.439 | 3.261 |
around here boy | 9389.939 | 4.561 |
run kitty kitty | 9391.7 | 4.42 |
no one wants you around here you don't | 9394.5 | 5.46 |
think you can't run kitty kitty run | 9396.12 | 6.0 |
oh don't go that way don't go that way | 9399.96 | 4.68 |
that's the freeway Kitty now that's the | 9402.12 | 5.18 |
freeway Kitty | 9404.64 | 2.66 |
oh God | 9407.84 | 7.38 |
gonna get hurt you're gonna get hurt | 9410.819 | 4.401 |
don't go that way oh God oh God | 9419.54 | 5.319 |
everybody watch out watch out for the | 9422.76 | 4.34 |
cab | 9424.859 | 2.241 |
all right | 9435.12 | 3.96 |
I don't want to do it I gotta switch to | 9437.0 | 4.06 |
my stun gun I just I just need to | 9439.08 | 3.739 |
incapacitate you come on | 9441.06 | 4.08 |
get back here | 9442.819 | 5.321 |
foreign | 9445.14 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 9452.5 | 3.229 |
come on | 9463.58 | 5.5 |
oh yeah there we go okay | 9465.78 | 8.22 |
oh no oh stay still damn it damn it you | 9469.08 | 6.54 |
little bastard come here you made your | 9474.0 | 5.46 |
little [ __ ] my little [ __ ] | 9475.62 | 6.68 |
come on man | 9479.46 | 2.84 |
you bring you down I'm just bringing you | 9482.819 | 3.66 |
down dude all right come on come on | 9484.439 | 3.42 |
where you going whoa no not that way | 9486.479 | 3.96 |
come on ah you son of a [ __ ] | 9487.859 | 3.421 |
still | 9490.439 | 3.741 |
watch out for the cat | 9491.28 | 2.9 |
wait where'd the cat go | 9494.66 | 4.54 |
disappear | 9497.88 | 4.04 |
oh oh okay oh there he is there he is | 9499.2 | 5.04 |
oh you got yourself into a little trap | 9501.92 | 4.42 |
didn't you buddy | 9504.24 | 4.92 |
oh that was the hardest [ __ ] I ever had | 9506.34 | 4.88 |
to chase | 9509.16 | 4.14 |
what else you got for me dispatch we | 9511.22 | 4.2 |
need | 9513.3 | 2.12 |
thank you | 9519.24 | 2.659 |
[Music] | 9525.96 | 3.14 |
foreign | 9534.0 | 2.96 |
[Music] | 9548.43 | 3.059 |
[Music] | 9556.48 | 22.979 |
foreign | 9580.5 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 9587.18 | 3.139 |
yeah never underestimate the power of a | 9593.76 | 4.86 |
grenade that'll clear a street in a | 9596.46 | 4.64 |
heartbeat that's working already | 9598.62 | 6.319 |
they look good at my job | 9601.1 | 3.839 |
[Music] | 9605.16 | 4.319 |
oh hey fellas no need I've already | 9607.22 | 4.0 |
worked on it all right yeah you guys can | 9609.479 | 3.721 |
turn around and go home | 9611.22 | 3.66 |
I'm sorry what | 9613.2 | 3.3 |
I don't know if you guys got the memo | 9614.88 | 3.42 |
but nobody gives me the figure okay | 9616.5 | 3.96 |
nobody nobody | 9618.3 | 4.88 |
neither you | 9620.46 | 5.899 |
come here | 9623.18 | 3.179 |
let's do this | 9626.54 | 3.359 |
[Music] | 9630.16 | 6.94 |
I'm gonna fire [ __ ] you in the ass | 9632.66 | 4.44 |
you don't look like a firefighters | 9637.22 | 4.32 |
oh I got something for you I see you | 9645.66 | 4.02 |
over there screaming with that [ __ ] no | 9647.46 | 3.54 |
paramedic | 9649.68 | 3.36 |
[Music] | 9651.0 | 5.04 |
ah | 9653.04 | 3.0 |
against me | 9656.52 | 3.78 |
[Music] | 9674.83 | 8.45 |
foreign | 9680.28 | 3.0 |
[Applause] | 9684.22 | 3.11 |
's broken and it's your fault | 9689.72 | 6.63 |
[Music] | 9693.38 | 6.429 |
[Applause] | 9696.35 | 3.459 |
guys I told you I'm not gonna apologize | 9701.18 | 6.34 |
okay you can stop chasing me all right | 9704.22 | 6.44 |
eat [ __ ] | 9707.52 | 3.14 |
what's this you think I'm scared of your | 9711.439 | 4.42 |
cute little roadblock | 9713.64 | 4.5 |
you gotta try harder than that you son | 9715.859 | 5.781 |
of a mule oh crap | 9718.14 | 3.5 |
leave me alone you moist turds I told | 9722.819 | 5.16 |
you guys it wasn't my fault it was her | 9725.28 | 4.8 |
fault | 9727.979 | 4.141 |
what do you expect to stop chasing me | 9730.08 | 4.16 |
I'm on your side | 9732.12 | 4.98 |
all right I'm going off-road okay okay | 9734.24 | 7.06 |
this is a dumb idea yeah | 9737.1 | 4.2 |
so at this point I know what you're | 9741.899 | 3.901 |
probably thinking this doesn't make any | 9743.88 | 4.32 |
sense why in the sweet big old titties | 9745.8 | 5.04 |
of Scarlett Johansson are the cops after | 9748.2 | 3.9 |
another cop | 9750.84 | 6.32 |
well it all started this morning | 9752.1 | 5.06 |
it was a normal day in the city of Los | 9758.939 | 3.841 |
Santos | 9760.68 | 6.08 |
doing standard things like crowd control | 9762.78 | 3.98 |
I did a little bit of traffic control | 9767.1 | 3.68 |
lesbians with headphones in their place | 9775.859 | 4.921 |
take that [ __ ] off teaching lessons to | 9777.8 | 5.679 |
Big fatties go on a [ __ ] diet | 9780.78 | 5.34 |
stabbing sassy business [ __ ] oh do | 9783.479 | 4.981 |
you run a company teaching lessons to | 9786.12 | 4.88 |
people talking loud on their phones | 9788.46 | 6.32 |
dick you know why | 9791.0 | 3.78 |
the [ __ ] up beating anybody wearing a | 9795.479 | 3.721 |
fedora | 9797.7 | 4.32 |
also anyone wearing whatever this is | 9799.2 | 4.68 |
kicking the [ __ ] out of anybody who | 9802.02 | 4.64 |
looks like a Jake Paul | 9803.88 | 2.78 |
you know typical police work nothing out | 9807.72 | 4.5 |
of the ordinary I thought to myself this | 9810.06 | 4.32 |
was just gonna be another regular day I | 9812.22 | 4.679 |
go out check the citizens of the city I | 9814.38 | 4.32 |
go home and I get blacked out drunk in | 9816.899 | 4.5 |
My Den you know the standard but then it | 9818.7 | 5.58 |
all came crashing down when this methad | 9821.399 | 3.771 |
had to show up | 9824.28 | 2.52 |
[Music] | 9825.17 | 3.61 |
so this tweaker was walking down the | 9826.8 | 3.84 |
street smoking and you know just | 9828.78 | 3.659 |
generally looking like a real piece of | 9830.64 | 4.14 |
[ __ ] so to teach him a lesson I did what | 9832.439 | 4.081 |
I usually do I hit the [ __ ] with a | 9834.78 | 3.84 |
baseball bat | 9836.52 | 3.9 |
but it turns out this meth head was the | 9838.62 | 4.88 |
cousin of this girl | 9840.42 | 3.08 |
the police favorite hooker so she went | 9844.56 | 3.18 |
down the police station and made a big | 9846.18 | 3.9 |
old Ruckus and got me in trouble but the | 9847.74 | 3.78 |
police chief was cool and he said he'd | 9850.08 | 3.12 |
cut me a break he told me if I fly | 9851.52 | 3.66 |
beauquiva out the grape seed to meet one | 9853.2 | 4.619 |
of her John's all would be forgiven so I | 9855.18 | 5.1 |
said yeah that's cool no worries you got | 9857.819 | 3.66 |
it chief | 9860.28 | 3.119 |
now unfortunately on the flight Miss | 9861.479 | 4.261 |
queef God bless her well she just she | 9863.399 | 4.141 |
got a little mouthy I believe her exact | 9865.74 | 3.659 |
words were your face looks like a ham | 9867.54 | 4.56 |
sandwich was [ __ ] by a donkey | 9869.399 | 5.761 |
well my brain has this anger problem so | 9872.1 | 4.32 |
I did the only thing I thought | 9875.16 | 3.12 |
appropriate at the time I jumped out of | 9876.42 | 3.3 |
the plane and I crashed that [ __ ] into | 9878.28 | 4.159 |
the side of a building | 9879.72 | 2.719 |
and then everybody got upset for some | 9884.52 | 5.06 |
reason | 9887.399 | 2.181 |
so here I am a Lawman on the run from | 9890.399 | 4.981 |
the law I honestly don't know what to do | 9893.28 | 3.9 |
any time to think about how to redeem | 9895.38 | 4.439 |
myself so right now the only plan I have | 9897.18 | 4.44 |
is to run to the nearest airfield and | 9899.819 | 4.5 |
get the hell out of here so that's what | 9901.62 | 5.12 |
I'll do | 9904.319 | 2.421 |
come on guys look at my car all right I | 9910.08 | 5.64 |
get the points you want to kill me oh | 9913.08 | 4.739 |
all right now it's on fire yeah oh yeah | 9915.72 | 4.5 |
that's a fire get the [ __ ] fire oh | 9917.819 | 4.741 |
God I gotta ditch the car now are you | 9920.22 | 4.52 |
idiots happy yeah | 9922.56 | 6.96 |
he isn't too old for this [ __ ] | 9924.74 | 6.4 |
oh hey guys have I shown you my | 9929.52 | 4.7 |
automatic shotgun | 9931.14 | 3.08 |
it's a badass piece of equipment great | 9934.859 | 4.021 |
for clearing out [ __ ] and stealing | 9936.84 | 4.44 |
their car | 9938.88 | 5.16 |
okay okay to the airport right over here | 9941.28 | 4.02 |
it's right over here all right hopefully | 9944.04 | 2.279 |
there's that | 9945.3 | 3.42 |
plane I can use | 9946.319 | 5.881 |
what the hell is that what is this | 9948.72 | 6.06 |
little pile of Kim Jong well I guess | 9952.2 | 5.72 |
Beggars can't be choosers | 9954.78 | 3.14 |
all right let's go let's go | 9957.96 | 4.22 |
now baby | 9967.399 | 3.42 |
yeah | 9972.18 | 2.78 |
oh crap ah crap okay this uh this | 9975.56 | 5.32 |
thing's a lot slower than I first | 9979.56 | 4.62 |
thought hey hey guys uh if you me a | 9980.88 | 6.059 |
favor stop shooting my engine that'd be | 9984.18 | 3.9 |
great | 9986.939 | 4.081 |
I'll get oh yeah oh god there it goes oh | 9988.08 | 4.04 |
come on | 9991.02 | 4.14 |
yeah all right great | 9992.12 | 5.02 |
hey did you turn to know they use this | 9995.16 | 4.319 |
same kind of vehicle in the 1986 movie | 9997.14 | 5.28 |
power at the deck man what a shitty | 9999.479 | 4.741 |
movie am I right you guys remember | 10002.42 | 5.22 |
remember when the boss future tried to | 10004.22 | 5.34 |
have sex with the duck tell you what | 10007.64 | 4.62 |
that movie is a furries wet dream you | 10009.56 | 4.44 |
guys know what furries are they're | 10012.26 | 3.54 |
people they dress up like animals and | 10014.0 | 3.96 |
they bang each other wait what was that | 10015.8 | 3.9 |
doing out here oh yeah I was gonna hide | 10017.96 | 4.34 |
in the woods | 10019.7 | 2.6 |
[Music] | 10025.93 | 3.25 |
now | 10031.1 | 2.64 |
it's fine | 10032.3 | 3.84 |
cool | 10033.74 | 10.43 |
[Music] | 10036.14 | 8.03 |
well it's been a couple weeks now but | 10051.979 | 3.96 |
believe it or not I've actually enjoyed | 10054.319 | 3.66 |
living out here in the mountains I love | 10055.939 | 3.721 |
the air out here I tell you I do not | 10057.979 | 4.081 |
miss the mixture of smog farts and bumpy | 10059.66 | 3.96 |
that you get in the city now I thought | 10062.06 | 3.0 |
food was going to be a problem at first | 10063.62 | 3.54 |
but it's actually been really great I've | 10065.06 | 3.72 |
actually turned into a pretty competent | 10067.16 | 3.77 |
Hunter | 10068.78 | 4.28 |
[Music] | 10070.93 | 4.99 |
smoke venison is probably my favorite | 10073.06 | 4.72 |
although I have been enjoying the | 10075.92 | 4.2 |
occasional gasoline soaked rabbit only | 10077.78 | 4.199 |
if I'm in a rush and looking for | 10080.12 | 4.76 |
something quick you know | 10081.979 | 2.901 |
but you know I think there's a there's | 10085.52 | 3.12 |
something wrong with the rabbits out | 10087.26 | 4.679 |
here they are uh they're a special kind | 10088.64 | 4.74 |
of stupid | 10091.939 | 2.941 |
if it's a really good day the good Lord | 10093.38 | 3.18 |
sees fit to send me a nice mountain | 10094.88 | 3.78 |
biker | 10096.56 | 3.419 |
I'll tell you the meat's a little | 10098.66 | 3.42 |
rubbery but the taste The Taste is | 10099.979 | 4.561 |
Extreme but yeah living out here ain't | 10102.08 | 4.8 |
so bad hell I might even stay out here | 10104.54 | 4.26 |
forever I found a nice little area to | 10106.88 | 4.38 |
set up camp I got plenty of water I got | 10108.8 | 4.559 |
plenty of food yeah | 10111.26 | 5.66 |
yeah I think I can make this work | 10113.359 | 3.561 |
okay I admit it the woods [ __ ] sucks | 10136.34 | 6.42 |
I gotta find a way to get back onto the | 10140.54 | 4.8 |
police force | 10142.76 | 3.9 |
it just | 10145.34 | 4.7 |
I hope that's not a worm | 10146.66 | 3.38 |
okay I got a plan I know a nerd over in | 10158.0 | 5.819 |
Polito Bay by the name of Todd or was it | 10161.18 | 5.4 |
Tim I forgot anyway he's a nerd and I | 10163.819 | 4.801 |
know he has a badass nerd car he built | 10166.58 | 4.26 |
so I think I can use Tom's nerd car to | 10168.62 | 3.96 |
push my way through the police and get | 10170.84 | 3.42 |
back to the police station once I'm | 10172.58 | 3.6 |
there all I gotta do is convince those | 10174.26 | 4.02 |
guys that it wasn't my fault and it was | 10176.18 | 3.719 |
the hooker's fault for running her fat | 10178.28 | 4.68 |
mouth that's it okay | 10179.899 | 5.881 |
it's time to go back to the city | 10182.96 | 5.96 |
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] | 10185.78 | 3.14 |
[Music] | 10212.63 | 3.269 |
so I left the woods and I went down the | 10214.04 | 4.14 |
Polito Bay to see that dork I knew after | 10215.899 | 4.201 |
a little bit of civil negotiation I | 10218.18 | 3.6 |
convinced Terry to let me borrow that | 10220.1 | 3.5 |
stupid nerd car of his | 10221.78 | 6.16 |
[Music] | 10223.6 | 4.34 |
wow | 10232.899 | 4.601 |
you think amazing ah I have no idea what | 10234.68 | 4.32 |
this thing's from but uh I might start | 10237.5 | 3.12 |
watching it after this Ted said | 10239.0 | 3.3 |
something about a guy dresses up like a | 10240.62 | 4.26 |
bat sounds like another [ __ ] furry | 10242.3 | 4.679 |
okay I know there's a boost button in | 10244.88 | 5.72 |
here somewhere let's see | 10246.979 | 3.621 |
[ __ ] | 10251.54 | 4.51 |
yeah yeah loose works | 10252.859 | 10.22 |
[Music] | 10256.05 | 7.029 |
nothing gonna stop my ass | 10264.2 | 3.68 |
all right where the guns on this thing | 10268.0 | 5.02 |
oh yeah there they are yeah how's it | 10270.319 | 4.04 |
feel guys | 10273.02 | 3.66 |
they know what it's like when your car's | 10274.359 | 5.521 |
on fire you [ __ ] | 10276.68 | 3.2 |
[Music] | 10281.67 | 6.229 |
favorite food [ __ ] get a bad car and a | 10284.18 | 5.34 |
bad attitude | 10287.899 | 3.661 |
ah there's a [ __ ] all right heading | 10289.52 | 5.18 |
right for the police station yeah | 10291.56 | 3.14 |
this car is awesome | 10301.6 | 3.66 |
got this [ __ ] again okay yeah God just | 10315.04 | 6.04 |
leave me alone okay how many times I'm | 10318.5 | 3.899 |
gonna have to say it it's not my fault | 10321.08 | 5.34 |
I'm not hooked her made me do it in her | 10322.399 | 4.861 |
mouth | 10326.42 | 5.18 |
stop shooting at me all right | 10327.26 | 4.34 |
[Applause] | 10337.4 | 3.18 |
all right police station's right up here | 10358.359 | 5.161 |
gotta get off this exit | 10360.5 | 3.02 |
the car | 10364.1 | 2.78 |
all right I'm here I'm here here we go | 10367.64 | 4.74 |
hey hey guys listen I just came to talk | 10369.2 | 5.4 |
all right it wasn't my fault okay it was | 10372.38 | 4.439 |
a hooker it was a hooker's mouth I would | 10374.6 | 3.839 |
have never done what I did if she hadn't | 10376.819 | 3.66 |
talked so technically this is her fault | 10378.439 | 4.981 |
I mean will you [ __ ] off | 10380.479 | 6.441 |
trying to explain myself | 10383.42 | 3.5 |
you guys are being real baby about this | 10389.479 | 3.981 |
that's enough | 10393.56 | 3.839 |
that's it I'm just trying to make things | 10395.54 | 3.48 |
right again okay | 10397.399 | 3.301 |
[Applause] | 10399.02 | 3.24 |
I'm trying to bring this all back | 10400.7 | 3.26 |
together as a family | 10402.26 | 4.139 |
all right you want me to keep ramming | 10403.96 | 4.96 |
you I'll keep ramming you | 10406.399 | 6.061 |
oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I messed up I | 10408.92 | 5.28 |
messed up I messed up I'm in the car I'm | 10412.46 | 4.14 |
in the car oh boy oh boy oh no oh no | 10414.2 | 4.44 |
okay I'm in the air I'm in the air | 10416.6 | 5.839 |
[ __ ] up I went too hard okay | 10418.64 | 8.4 |
okay all right there we're good I think | 10422.439 | 7.601 |
now | 10427.04 | 3.0 |
oh I'm gonna be sore tomorrow okay guys | 10433.72 | 6.34 |
seriously quit screwing around you hear | 10437.18 | 5.759 |
me you dried up lots of snot | 10440.06 | 5.16 |
come on give it up guys | 10442.939 | 5.521 |
came back to rejoin let me join | 10445.22 | 5.94 |
I seriously quit screwing around I just | 10448.46 | 5.04 |
I just want to move on fellas this [ __ ] | 10451.16 | 4.279 |
is not because of me | 10453.5 | 4.319 |
okay Daddy are you guys really gonna | 10455.439 | 5.88 |
make me say it ah is that what you want | 10457.819 | 9.181 |
okay fine I'm sorry I'm sorry okay all | 10461.319 | 7.421 |
right guys guys come on come on down | 10467.0 | 3.18 |
here come on down here so I can | 10468.74 | 3.78 |
apologize okay all right I messed up big | 10470.18 | 4.32 |
and I realize that now I shouldn't have | 10472.52 | 3.72 |
hit the meth head with the bat I | 10474.5 | 3.18 |
shouldn't have taken the plane and | 10476.24 | 2.76 |
crashed it into the side of a building | 10477.68 | 3.179 |
with a [ __ ] in it I I shouldn't have | 10479.0 | 3.96 |
blown some of you up or or paralyzed | 10480.859 | 5.101 |
half you for life I'm sorry okay hey | 10482.96 | 5.16 |
look guys I brought you a nerd car it's | 10485.96 | 3.84 |
from some movie where some dude dresses | 10488.12 | 3.48 |
up like an animal and I think he [ __ ] | 10489.8 | 3.72 |
other animals it sounds like my thing | 10491.6 | 4.94 |
but this car is great | 10493.52 | 3.02 |
oh | 10497.359 | 2.601 |
[Music] | 10500.91 | 4.029 |
foreign | 10502.1 | 2.839 |
oh yeah there we go stunt man that's | 10531.62 | 4.92 |
what they call me actually they don't no | 10535.04 | 3.359 |
one's ever called me that | 10536.54 | 5.48 |
oh here we go | 10538.399 | 3.621 |
oh wait are we dropping oh okay yeah | 10546.439 | 4.021 |
we're dropping | 10548.96 | 3.7 |
fast | 10550.46 | 5.359 |
[Music] | 10552.66 | 3.159 |
that's some crazy [ __ ] | 10570.62 | 4.56 |
so I know what's going through your sexy | 10572.74 | 4.18 |
little brain how in the world is a | 10575.18 | 3.66 |
police officer afford a rocket bike | 10576.92 | 4.32 |
those guys salaries are [ __ ] and you're | 10578.84 | 4.38 |
right but I don't do this job for the | 10581.24 | 3.9 |
money I do it because I enjoy killing | 10583.22 | 3.96 |
minorities and every now and then a | 10585.14 | 4.94 |
surprise comes along | 10587.18 | 2.9 |
I was out on patrol one morning | 10591.08 | 3.6 |
protecting and serving the populace you | 10592.76 | 3.719 |
know like normal but then I get a | 10594.68 | 3.02 |
message to go back to the station | 10596.479 | 3.481 |
apparently somebody wants to talk to me | 10597.7 | 3.94 |
and there's a helicopter waiting on the | 10599.96 | 3.78 |
roof turns out I've made quite a name | 10601.64 | 3.6 |
for myself in this city over the past | 10603.74 | 4.26 |
few years so much so that some rich guy | 10605.24 | 4.92 |
has parked his big ass yacht right off | 10608.0 | 5.72 |
the coast and he wants to talk to me | 10610.16 | 6.239 |
[Music] | 10613.72 | 4.96 |
so I fly out to go see what Mr Money nut | 10616.399 | 4.38 |
sacks wants and turns out making a | 10618.68 | 3.96 |
literal [ __ ] ton of cash makes you a | 10620.779 | 3.721 |
literal [ __ ] ton of enemies | 10622.64 | 3.78 |
Captain Rich [ __ ] has come to Los | 10624.5 | 3.6 |
Santos with a list of people that he | 10626.42 | 3.84 |
would like taken care of and I'm doing | 10628.1 | 3.299 |
that in quotes | 10630.26 | 3.179 |
he tells me I can have anything I want | 10631.399 | 5.04 |
budget is not an issue see that explains | 10633.439 | 4.821 |
the rocket bike from earlier | 10636.439 | 4.981 |
not not not that part we [ __ ] forget | 10638.26 | 6.28 |
that part the first Target was the CFO | 10641.42 | 4.859 |
of an investment firm that screwed my | 10644.54 | 3.96 |
client over with a bad stock tip so I | 10646.279 | 4.08 |
figured I'd buy myself a fancy new motor | 10648.5 | 3.55 |
boat | 10650.359 | 4.871 |
[Music] | 10652.05 | 3.18 |
do ya | 10656.14 | 6.339 |
hungry for some rich white butthole | 10658.1 | 7.14 |
hey oh I can see why you like jet skiing | 10662.479 | 5.581 |
out here this is beautiful all right wow | 10665.24 | 5.159 |
is that a waterfall if you think I'm | 10668.06 | 4.32 |
scared of the waterfall you got nothing | 10670.399 | 3.781 |
coming | 10672.38 | 4.62 |
[Music] | 10674.18 | 5.16 |
boy I'm gonna chase you to the end of | 10677.0 | 4.8 |
the art it's flat by the way I read that | 10679.34 | 4.439 |
on the internet but you know it's true | 10681.8 | 4.8 |
hey [ __ ] off baby unless you want me to | 10683.779 | 4.321 |
eat you and Shake you out in the dark | 10686.6 | 4.7 |
alley behind an armies | 10688.1 | 3.2 |
you okay | 10693.38 | 5.04 |
you okay yeah okay you're dead hey I'll | 10695.06 | 5.219 |
see you later buddy got another ass to | 10698.42 | 3.479 |
go kick all right I'm keeping this | 10700.279 | 4.021 |
[ __ ] boat | 10701.899 | 4.38 |
my next Mark was a truck driver but one | 10704.3 | 4.019 |
of my clients many businesses this guy | 10706.279 | 3.841 |
had the gall to be late on a delivery so | 10708.319 | 3.301 |
of course I bought a truck with a giant | 10710.12 | 4.34 |
metal ramp on it | 10711.62 | 2.84 |
long hardened mean to give him my dick | 10722.18 | 6.62 |
all right | 10726.46 | 5.939 |
ah there he is | 10728.8 | 3.599 |
I'm talking to you boy | 10737.62 | 7.48 |
listen to me you dirty voice right | 10740.6 | 7.609 |
[Music] | 10745.1 | 3.109 |
pull it over pull it over Old Timer I'm | 10750.56 | 4.68 |
gonna pull out my Jimmy club and | 10753.68 | 3.179 |
introduce it to one of your kneecaps | 10755.24 | 3.659 |
pull it over | 10756.859 | 3.841 |
I don't want to hurt you badly I just | 10758.899 | 3.54 |
want to hurt you a little bit you better | 10760.7 | 4.98 |
stop that truck all right yeah ah there | 10762.439 | 6.181 |
you go there you go all right now don't | 10765.68 | 5.04 |
you move time to take your ass whipping | 10768.62 | 4.199 |
like a man what's my daddy used to say | 10770.72 | 4.86 |
hey don't you ride oh damn it oh God | 10772.819 | 4.681 |
they always run hey I don't want you to | 10775.58 | 3.359 |
have a heart attack before I can kick | 10777.5 | 4.08 |
your fat old ass look yeah | 10778.939 | 4.92 |
trying to clean my job's done but uh I | 10781.58 | 3.779 |
feel like I gotta beat your ass a little | 10783.859 | 3.781 |
more because of that stupid sleeveless | 10785.359 | 3.301 |
[ __ ] | 10787.64 | 3.24 |
now what you're wearing shirt like this | 10788.66 | 5.58 |
brewing a nice flannel shirt for what | 10790.88 | 5.88 |
all right what time is it oh [ __ ] all | 10794.24 | 3.84 |
right I gotta go take my grand Graham | 10796.76 | 3.74 |
for a walk | 10798.08 | 2.42 |
so right outside the city is a little | 10801.02 | 3.9 |
suburb called Mirror Park it'd be a nice | 10802.64 | 3.36 |
place if it weren't for the damn | 10804.92 | 3.3 |
hipsters but my grand gram also has a | 10806.0 | 4.14 |
place out there every month or so if I | 10808.22 | 3.66 |
remember I I gotta take him for a walk | 10810.14 | 3.719 |
hell I love everything about her except | 10811.88 | 4.86 |
for a damn cat Mr Fuzzy puss I tolerate | 10813.859 | 5.04 |
him because it's hers and she really | 10816.74 | 4.92 |
loves that cat so I take Graham Graham | 10818.899 | 4.5 |
out and sometimes I even get work done | 10821.66 | 3.48 |
while I'm doing it hey you want to put | 10823.399 | 4.741 |
your dog on a [ __ ] leash instead of | 10825.14 | 4.799 |
letting it run around and just [ __ ] | 10828.14 | 3.24 |
everywhere | 10829.939 | 3.42 |
come on Graham Graham Mark's right over | 10831.38 | 4.22 |
here | 10833.359 | 2.241 |
hey hey hey buddy hey you want to watch | 10836.84 | 7.139 |
where you're going really | 10840.319 | 3.66 |
Graham gram you all right good get your | 10844.58 | 4.62 |
old ass up okay come with me real quick | 10846.92 | 3.96 |
we uh we can't leave this car in the | 10849.2 | 4.38 |
middle of the street filthy damn hipster | 10850.88 | 6.38 |
get in Graham Graham | 10853.58 | 3.68 |
all right let's uh let's get this walk | 10862.819 | 3.241 |
over with I got I got a lot of work to | 10864.439 | 5.301 |
do today come on Mr Fuzzy Plus | 10866.06 | 3.68 |
ma'am how about you do me a favor and | 10872.42 | 4.439 |
put some [ __ ] clothes on I swear to | 10874.34 | 3.66 |
God ladies these days they don't have | 10876.859 | 2.941 |
class like you do Graham gram it's a | 10878.0 | 3.66 |
world full of [ __ ] and titty streamers | 10879.8 | 3.36 |
now you know what a titty streamer is | 10881.66 | 4.44 |
Graham gram it's basically a [ __ ] | 10883.16 | 5.699 |
hey hey hey tough guy I think it's cute | 10886.1 | 4.379 |
to ride your bike the middle of the | 10888.859 | 3.96 |
sidewalk you have any idea why it's | 10890.479 | 4.92 |
called a sidewalk it sure should not | 10892.819 | 5.12 |
caught a side ride so ride your bike | 10895.399 | 5.521 |
somewhere else next time people could | 10897.939 | 5.441 |
take their Gram Gram their Gram Gram | 10900.92 | 5.399 |
stupid cats for a nice walk sorry Graham | 10903.38 | 5.099 |
grams doing my job all right stay here a | 10906.319 | 5.96 |
second I gotta go I gotta dump the bike | 10908.479 | 3.8 |
foreign | 10913.279 | 2.241 |
[Music] | 10918.19 | 4.619 |
I'm coming guys | 10932.12 | 3.14 |
alone yeah I see you | 10936.02 | 6.259 |
hey let's stop that SUV | 10939.5 | 6.14 |
I'm a [ __ ] | 10942.279 | 3.361 |
[Music] | 10949.0 | 3.149 |
where'd he go where'd he go where'd he | 10952.939 | 4.261 |
go where's that some [ __ ] | 10955.16 | 5.3 |
the SUV blue SUV | 10957.2 | 5.64 |
ah damn it | 10960.46 | 5.859 |
got away I hate it when they get away | 10962.84 | 6.08 |
a [ __ ] | 10966.319 | 2.601 |
where the [ __ ] did she go | 10972.58 | 4.779 |
grab | 10975.5 | 4.64 |
grab | 10977.359 | 2.781 |
hey hey put your dog on a leash | 10980.5 | 7.899 |
got that [ __ ] hard well how many | 10985.46 | 4.019 |
times I have to tell you [ __ ] | 10988.399 | 2.761 |
hipsters I don't want your dog [ __ ] oh | 10989.479 | 4.681 |
hey Grim Grim Oh I thought I lost you uh | 10991.16 | 4.8 |
you know I I tried to chase the guy I | 10994.16 | 2.94 |
couldn't find you know sometimes I get | 10995.96 | 4.08 |
away of course Mr Fuzzy plus oh [ __ ] did | 10997.1 | 5.339 |
we lose Mr Fuzzy puss oh really okay | 11000.04 | 4.5 |
okay half a hop in the car cram gram we | 11002.439 | 3.301 |
gotta find him | 11004.54 | 2.819 |
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let you lose | 11005.74 | 4.1 |
this cat | 11007.359 | 2.481 |
[Music] | 11010.33 | 4.37 |
surprise | 11012.16 | 2.54 |
oh God | 11017.22 | 3.24 |
damn hipsters get out of my way try to | 11021.399 | 5.281 |
find Mr Fuzzy Bush can't find Mr Fuzzy | 11024.34 | 5.58 |
puss still over there who it is | 11026.68 | 6.08 |
stay in the lake | 11029.92 | 2.84 |
35 | 11033.16 | 3.14 |
[Music] | 11034.29 | 4.989 |
now why are you hips are so clingy | 11036.3 | 5.519 |
you were the clingiest bunch of people | 11039.279 | 5.461 |
leave me alone I realize you're on | 11041.819 | 4.901 |
economic Hard Times they're not cling to | 11044.74 | 3.119 |
me | 11046.72 | 3.0 |
hard times too | 11047.859 | 4.821 |
see my salary | 11049.72 | 2.96 |
not for my car get up in my car you damn | 11053.68 | 5.9 |
stupid ass hipsters | 11056.56 | 3.02 |
what's wrong with you I'm sorry Graham | 11060.24 | 5.75 |
Graham we're gonna find that cat | 11063.819 | 3.96 |
[Music] | 11065.99 | 3.789 |
s | 11067.779 | 2.0 |
are you so flanking get off of my car | 11073.0 | 5.22 |
it's not my fault you people don't know | 11076.18 | 5.179 |
how to dress God damn trash people | 11078.22 | 7.02 |
get off of my car oh my God | 11081.359 | 5.381 |
all right we're gonna find this cat | 11085.24 | 3.48 |
Graham Gram I'm not gonna let you lose | 11086.74 | 2.93 |
this cat | 11088.72 | 23.679 |
[Music] | 11089.67 | 22.729 |
[Music] | 11114.66 | 3.78 |
okay | 11123.779 | 3.0 |
okay I think we're fine we're fine | 11126.84 | 5.519 |
sorry Graham Graham couldn't find Mr | 11132.399 | 5.46 |
Fuzzy puss he's lost for Hammer ah okay | 11134.8 | 6.139 |
well I gotta get back to work | 11137.859 | 3.08 |
my next Target was an engineer for one | 11141.939 | 3.901 |
of my clients competitor companies he | 11143.859 | 3.12 |
was going to be landing at the airport | 11145.84 | 2.939 |
in a few hours but traffic at the | 11146.979 | 3.241 |
airport's always shitty so I just bought | 11148.779 | 3.981 |
a jet | 11150.22 | 2.54 |
Mr engineer | 11157.84 | 5.24 |
I'm coming for you | 11159.359 | 3.721 |
these things are just awesome | 11164.279 | 4.441 |
all right pull it over pull over the | 11169.42 | 5.399 |
Jets The Airliner | 11172.18 | 5.46 |
I think I need to talk to the engineer | 11174.819 | 4.201 |
well I'm just gonna blow you out of this | 11177.64 | 2.52 |
guy you know as a matter of fact I'm | 11179.02 | 2.7 |
just gonna pull you out of the sky be a | 11180.16 | 3.72 |
lot more fun | 11181.72 | 3.66 |
hey | 11183.88 | 5.72 |
I'm gonna tell your pastors pray to God | 11185.38 | 4.22 |
all right coming up behind you coming up | 11191.279 | 4.601 |
behind here all right switching from | 11193.84 | 6.32 |
missiles to guards here we go | 11195.88 | 4.28 |
hey | 11201.16 | 2.659 |
oh | 11208.6 | 2.12 |
yeah oh that was easy oh [ __ ] | 11212.2 | 4.82 |
well I crashed the Jet and I have to | 11219.479 | 3.941 |
swim all the way back but it was much | 11221.859 | 2.821 |
easier than going through traffic at the | 11223.42 | 4.08 |
airport and good news I was way ahead of | 11224.68 | 5.95 |
schedule you know only had one job left | 11227.5 | 10.41 |
[Music] | 11230.63 | 7.28 |
I love the city of the Ring washes away | 11241.06 | 4.5 |
the smell of piss that usually emanates | 11243.52 | 4.32 |
from the streets for a few hours you | 11245.56 | 3.6 |
remember how the world's supposed to | 11247.84 | 3.059 |
smell | 11249.16 | 4.26 |
it also looks really pretty | 11250.899 | 4.92 |
check that [ __ ] out it's a good looking | 11253.42 | 3.42 |
shot | 11255.819 | 3.721 |
anyway I was a downtown Vinewood because | 11256.84 | 5.58 |
my next Target is a taxi driver this guy | 11259.54 | 4.68 |
had the nerve to overcharge my client | 11262.42 | 3.78 |
for a ride from Vinewood and the | 11264.22 | 4.2 |
Vespucci Beach the order on this one was | 11266.2 | 4.68 |
the highest kill actually I think the | 11268.42 | 4.859 |
last one was killed too or was [ __ ] I | 11270.88 | 4.14 |
may have [ __ ] up | 11273.279 | 3.54 |
hunt this guy down I needed something | 11275.02 | 3.78 |
real special an old-timey car that | 11276.819 | 3.061 |
looked like it belonged in a monster | 11278.8 | 3.38 |
movie | 11279.88 | 2.3 |
oh you downstairs | 11287.319 | 3.021 |
I'm about to storm your [ __ ] | 11297.12 | 4.26 |
it's not nice to overcharge people for | 11317.68 | 4.74 |
taxi rides it's by your entire industry | 11320.08 | 5.3 |
is going out of business | 11322.42 | 2.96 |
everybody that works as a taxi driver is | 11327.939 | 4.38 |
going to start using lifts soon but not | 11330.279 | 3.781 |
the athletes they're gonna need to lift | 11332.319 | 3.901 |
themselves back out of poverty because | 11334.06 | 5.0 |
they [ __ ] up | 11336.22 | 2.84 |
oh did I break all your bones | 11341.819 | 5.201 |
the money sacks told me to come teach | 11345.1 | 4.74 |
you a lesson remember that name | 11347.02 | 4.5 |
you're not gonna remember anything I | 11349.84 | 3.479 |
don't know why I said that I I really | 11351.52 | 4.62 |
need to work on my threats | 11353.319 | 6.181 |
well that was it I did it I did all my | 11356.14 | 4.92 |
jobs and the money went straight into my | 11359.5 | 3.06 |
account I made a good chunk of change | 11361.06 | 4.68 |
too 3 000 bucks I flew back out to go | 11362.56 | 4.56 |
see my client and tell them the good | 11365.74 | 3.06 |
news that all of his targets had been | 11367.12 | 4.02 |
taken care of I also went to kill the | 11368.8 | 4.019 |
[ __ ] because you know no matter | 11371.14 | 3.54 |
how rich and Powerful you are you really | 11372.819 | 3.54 |
shouldn't be hiring other people to kill | 11374.68 | 3.179 |
your enemies | 11376.359 | 3.361 |
yeah | 11377.859 | 3.481 |
matter of fact this world will probably | 11379.72 | 3.179 |
be a lot better place if people quit | 11381.34 | 3.059 |
fighting rich people's Wars and told | 11382.899 | 3.121 |
them to grow some balls and do it the | 11384.399 | 3.841 |
damn sounds so I set his boat on fire | 11386.02 | 4.08 |
and I sank that big piece of [ __ ] to the | 11388.24 | 3.78 |
bottom of the ocean which in hindsight | 11390.1 | 3.66 |
may be a bad idea because some Dolphins | 11392.02 | 3.959 |
probably get a choke on all the cocaine | 11393.76 | 4.62 |
that this guy has stashed away because I | 11395.979 | 4.681 |
guarantee he had cocaine everywhere oh | 11398.38 | 3.66 |
you know just when I think things | 11400.66 | 3.06 |
couldn't get any better I get a call | 11402.04 | 3.66 |
from someone outside the city said they | 11403.72 | 4.04 |
spotted a cute lost little [ __ ] | 11405.7 | 5.64 |
that's right I found Mr Fuzzy puss and I | 11407.76 | 5.5 |
took him back to Graham Graham she was | 11411.34 | 3.96 |
so happy she died six hours later from a | 11413.26 | 4.519 |
stroke but she was so happy | 11415.3 | 5.88 |
she really loved that cat | 11417.779 | 6.401 |
foreign | 11421.18 | 3.0 |
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