GTA 5 Online - The Bikeless Bikers - Episode #7
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neebs: Hey, Simon! Have you seen the latest episode of GTA 5 Online - The Bikeless Bikers?
simon: Oh yeah, that one is hilarious! Those guys are the worst bikers ever!
neebs: I know, right? They can't even stay on their bikes for more than two seconds.
simon: And don't even get me started on their attempts at driving. It's pure comedy gold!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| we got to deliver the prisoners to the | 0.03 | 4.62 |
| escape helicopters about four miles away | 1.77 | 8.539 |
| Jesus needs that was [ __ ] Harry okay | 4.65 | 5.659 |
| [Music] | 26.75 | 4.689 |
| noobs absolutely this guy wants to race | 28.4 | 7.9 |
| yeah this is faster looks huh you can | 31.439 | 6.511 |
| take us run down | 36.3 | 3.57 |
| you got this episode I do so this light | 37.95 | 8.339 |
| turns green we're going green light oh | 39.87 | 11.939 |
| yeah hold on no no no get him we're | 46.289 | 10.171 |
| faster than you are sucker | 51.809 | 7.351 |
| yeah an Amstrad yeah we're badasses that | 56.46 | 5.73 |
| was good I know fast fast | 59.16 | 5.249 |
| got my Hummer you move coming around | 62.19 | 4.71 |
| coming around los santos like a bird | 64.409 | 5.64 |
| just like a bird tweet tweet tweet tweet | 66.9 | 5.94 |
| [ __ ] alright we're going to Simon's | 70.049 | 5.131 |
| house yeah I hope he's home you could | 72.84 | 8.97 |
| call him Simon yes we're almost at your | 75.18 | 9.78 |
| place okay meet us out front | 81.81 | 5.51 |
| [Music] | 84.96 | 11.19 |
| water oh hello hey what's up you guys | 87.32 | 10.42 |
| ready for the beach let's go to the | 96.15 | 3.329 |
| beach go to the beach hold on this guy | 97.74 | 3.57 |
| over here on the phones pissing me off | 99.479 | 5.721 |
| go inside dude I [ __ ] live here man | 101.31 | 5.309 |
| jeez | 105.2 | 4.239 |
| you driving names apparently alright | 106.619 | 4.171 |
| won't let you drive you know what | 109.439 | 2.761 |
| actually hold on hop in the back you're | 110.79 | 4.41 |
| our chauffeur today I say good so take | 112.2 | 6.269 |
| us to the beach beats out yes quite so | 115.2 | 5.489 |
| what's the plan today oh we can go to | 118.469 | 8.94 |
| the skate park skate park hey yeah noobs | 120.689 | 9.54 |
| jeez Mon that's why I bought one of | 127.409 | 6.841 |
| these okay yeah I gotta go get changed | 130.229 | 6.391 |
| yeah I got to change myself that's Simon | 134.25 | 4.14 |
| out there swimming yeah there's some | 136.62 | 5.79 |
| people out here how you doing good yeah | 138.39 | 5.069 |
| huh | 142.41 | 4.89 |
| oh wow yeah that's true yo girls and hey | 143.459 | 6.36 |
| all right three girls right | 147.3 | 7.769 |
| three guys huh huh huh well where you | 149.819 | 7.081 |
| going lady no she got tired of treading | 155.069 | 3.811 |
| water Simon I think she likes you | 156.9 | 4.949 |
| there's no chaser oh okay Oh a little | 158.88 | 5.76 |
| chilly - what I see how the beach no I | 161.849 | 4.831 |
| think they all liked it well chase them | 164.64 | 3.69 |
| aren't they yeah now we know why it's so | 166.68 | 6.089 |
| wet out here why uh you know Simon in | 168.33 | 6.03 |
| the ladies ah gotcha | 172.769 | 4.53 |
| oh wait Simon do you're gonna I do that | 174.36 | 3.72 |
| was an accident | 177.299 | 2.94 |
| ladies i'ma put your gun away well you | 178.08 | 3.719 |
| know what if they see the gun they might | 180.239 | 3.481 |
| think I'm tough what's up ladies listen | 181.799 | 4.651 |
| I'm a rough guy they don't really care | 183.72 | 4.26 |
| you guys wanna go check out the skate | 186.45 | 3.75 |
| park you got a skateboard yeah sometimes | 187.98 | 3.96 |
| they're like kids leave bikes around | 190.2 | 2.069 |
| here | 191.94 | 4.799 |
| no sometimes heavy fun yeah can we get a | 192.269 | 7.321 |
| bike if you find one yeah I don't see | 196.739 | 5.97 |
| any damn hey guys what's up there's a | 199.59 | 5.69 |
| robot man over here | 202.709 | 6.681 |
| robot man these guys are always fun yeah | 205.28 | 7.02 |
| so like it doesn't matter you could do | 209.39 | 4.44 |
| anything to him and he doesn't move I | 212.3 | 4.74 |
| mean I punch him does he oh okay | 213.83 | 5.01 |
| well that'll do it said was it I thought | 217.04 | 3.57 |
| that he was like well there did you just | 218.84 | 4.08 |
| punch the robot man who easy that's what | 220.61 | 3.48 |
| you get one punch | 222.92 | 3.66 |
| he laid him out he should have felt like | 224.09 | 4.02 |
| a robot it's poor guys just out here | 226.58 | 3.06 |
| trying to make a living Simon yeah but | 228.11 | 2.91 |
| he should have went like paper for | 229.64 | 4.8 |
| malfunction and then drowned yeah you're | 231.02 | 5.82 |
| right piece of [ __ ] so where we going I | 234.44 | 3.81 |
| don't know we got the whole day ahead of | 236.84 | 3.6 |
| us what you want to that sir I don't | 238.25 | 2.52 |
| know | 240.44 | 1.95 |
| mountain biking yeah we've never gone | 240.77 | 3.81 |
| mountain biking heavily Mount chiliad do | 242.39 | 3.84 |
| they have bikes there we need to make | 244.58 | 4.26 |
| sure we have bikes that we can get bikes | 246.23 | 4.44 |
| not get up there and then go I did we | 248.84 | 5.88 |
| get bikes I hit eat oh damn | 250.67 | 6.06 |
| I wouldn't got another one disappear | 254.72 | 3.78 |
| yeah I hit eat and it disappear alright | 256.73 | 4.05 |
| oh here hop on that one oh there you go | 258.5 | 4.95 |
| this is riding without me hola [ __ ] | 260.78 | 5.79 |
| faces what is it | 263.45 | 6.93 |
| see that Elias it that is doraleous dude | 266.57 | 5.37 |
| and my bike that I was riding and | 270.38 | 3.18 |
| disappeared oh [ __ ] so yeah that's what | 271.94 | 2.97 |
| that's what happens is like soon as they | 273.56 | 2.91 |
| pull out another bike from the garage it | 274.91 | 3.21 |
| takes it away so then I'm the only one | 276.47 | 4.71 |
| without a bike yeah well that sucks | 278.12 | 4.98 |
| you look snazzy so you just moved here | 281.18 | 3.42 |
| huh no I've been here a while | 283.1 | 4.17 |
| oh really yeah so you have a house yet | 284.6 | 4.77 |
| of course I have a house got a great pad | 287.27 | 3.6 |
| so I'm just gonna want he's been here | 289.37 | 1.95 |
| forever | 290.87 | 2.85 |
| when we go to your house yeah I wanted | 291.32 | 3.87 |
| to see your pad let's ride our bikes | 293.72 | 2.73 |
| over there alright cool | 295.19 | 3.3 |
| Simon you can walk I don't want to walk | 296.45 | 4.62 |
| I'll steal a car Simon fine | 298.49 | 4.77 |
| so Simon where'd you move I'm down by | 301.07 | 5.97 |
| the beach oh yeah nice place I am | 303.26 | 5.61 |
| waiting dude I'm still wanted by the | 307.04 | 3.9 |
| cops so I'm on a move I'm staying yeah | 308.87 | 3.99 |
| we need to get Simon to his hole [ __ ] oh | 310.94 | 3.84 |
| you can okay problem | 312.86 | 3.78 |
| yeah alright maybe gonna snuck into my | 314.78 | 5.76 |
| pad okay I need some help on my own | 316.64 | 11.029 |
| who's the cop Simon fancy pad yeah | 320.54 | 9.36 |
| thanks man I think I've ever seen a | 327.669 | 4.481 |
| place like this before yeah it's home so | 329.9 | 4.41 |
| coming here you got the living | 332.15 | 4.23 |
| nicer than Simon's place oh yeah he's | 334.31 | 4.44 |
| really oh yeah Simon's got a piece of | 336.38 | 4.259 |
| [ __ ] for a place cuz I mean it works but | 338.75 | 4.56 |
| I went minimalist that was my approach I | 340.639 | 5.911 |
| got a good view the city out here yeah | 343.31 | 5.04 |
| not too damn shabby doraleous | 346.55 | 4.02 |
| alright so follow me I really like my | 348.35 | 4.47 |
| bathroom big fan of the bathroom I feel | 350.57 | 3.42 |
| like you spend a lot of time in the | 352.82 | 3.66 |
| bathroom wow thanks place three floors | 353.99 | 6.71 |
| really so here's the the old bedroom | 356.48 | 5.939 |
| yeah | 360.7 | 4.18 |
| another good view and the bathroom man I | 362.419 | 10.141 |
| mean I spent a lot of time in here drop | 364.88 | 9.6 |
| some classy dukes up in this [ __ ] yeah | 372.56 | 3.9 |
| now this place is swanky thank you | 374.48 | 4.17 |
| shouldn't someone be here by now Simon | 376.46 | 3.54 |
| well here the cops after him he's | 378.65 | 3.45 |
| probably still in the run no no officer | 380.0 | 4.26 |
| this is what this is that might loosen | 382.1 | 7.65 |
| officer pls dope so there it is yeah not | 384.26 | 8.31 |
| too shabby buddy thanks guys he's gonna | 389.75 | 4.5 |
| be so jealous he's gonna love it | 392.57 | 3.36 |
| he's been playing for like months and | 394.25 | 3.93 |
| has like a little shack by the ocean Wow | 395.93 | 3.78 |
| what's wrong with him I'm just an | 398.18 | 3.03 |
| underachiever I think he just doesn't | 399.71 | 3.0 |
| understand the game very well uh-huh | 401.21 | 3.84 |
| it's a really easy game though it's not | 402.71 | 7.25 |
| hard to get this I call him yeah buzz | 405.05 | 4.91 |
| [Music] | 410.43 | 5.69 |
| yup here we go Simon we're all here in | 412.9 | 6.22 |
| browse this place where are you do we | 416.12 | 7.2 |
| need a ride I don't know where you are | 419.12 | 6.75 |
| where are you Hospital hospital he's at | 423.32 | 3.24 |
| the hospital | 425.87 | 5.04 |
| did he get killed idiot all right maybe | 426.56 | 6.06 |
| he's out front easily just let him off | 430.91 | 4.08 |
| right here I know cuz I've been here | 432.62 | 5.78 |
| yeah we've all been here once or twice | 434.99 | 3.41 |
| all right I want to try to stay away | 438.61 | 4.709 |
| from the police today yeah so you're | 441.49 | 3.69 |
| kind of just a [ __ ] all around huh | 443.319 | 3.87 |
| okay I'll let you I'll let you have that | 445.18 | 5.699 |
| Thanks sure Simon what's like nighttime | 447.189 | 5.671 |
| now he's still dressed like he's at the | 450.879 | 2.491 |
| beach | 452.86 | 2.279 |
| I feel like beach people never let it go | 453.37 | 3.84 |
| do they oh wait look at that guy what | 455.139 | 6.03 |
| guy I'm a motorcycle guy motorcycle guy | 457.21 | 6.6 |
| we should start a motorcycle gang we can | 461.169 | 3.96 |
| do that you gotta figure out what's | 463.81 | 2.609 |
| involved something you should see | 465.129 | 4.171 |
| dresses house it's like so much nicer | 466.419 | 4.411 |
| than your place yeah your place is a | 469.3 | 2.04 |
| dump | 470.83 | 2.67 |
| he's not a dump that's what I hear I | 471.34 | 4.319 |
| hear it's it's pretty lackluster no I | 473.5 | 4.409 |
| just started playing you'll get there | 475.659 | 4.16 |
| buddy yeah how long you been playing | 477.909 | 5.04 |
| approximately two hours ago two hours | 479.819 | 5.32 |
| what are you talking about I got a shark | 482.949 | 4.381 |
| cart from trucks all what how much money | 485.139 | 6.84 |
| was it like 1.2 million or so money you | 487.33 | 7.29 |
| got salmon you want to head back to your | 491.979 | 4.201 |
| cardboard box and figure this out dude | 494.62 | 5.4 |
| you are a dick I've got 9600 hey that's | 496.18 | 6.9 |
| nothing to scoff at yeah you're so poor | 500.02 | 3.869 |
| yeah | 503.08 | 3.059 |
| fairness Simon you've worked for yours | 503.889 | 5.49 |
| damn right I do hey I I did as well | 506.139 | 6.15 |
| he has like 12 or 16 digits I had to | 509.379 | 17.881 |
| type in for the code what I thought we | 512.289 | 18.031 |
| had a problem with her yeah that's right | 527.26 | 6.93 |
| [ __ ] oh you can escalate jealousy suck | 530.32 | 10.29 |
| yeah easy don't even I will take you | 534.19 | 7.95 |
| downtown but I don't know what your | 540.61 | 2.969 |
| problem is [ __ ] you know what | 542.14 | 3.6 |
| maybe you should start being nicer I'm | 543.579 | 3.931 |
| talking about being nice you mean you've | 545.74 | 3.399 |
| been talking about my cardboard | 547.51 | 9.669 |
| swinging to this answer I don't know how | 549.139 | 9.45 |
| anymore friends we can handle I don't | 557.179 | 2.551 |
| know yeah I don't what it's been all day | 558.589 | 2.46 |
| good one to the hospital I mean it's | 559.73 | 2.699 |
| right goodness dicks not here | 561.049 | 2.671 |
| oh yeah they would have escalated that | 562.429 | 2.88 |
| even more so he'd be dead too I think | 563.72 | 3.149 |
| maybe just me and you should hang out in | 565.309 | 4.11 |
| Los Santos it's those other guys I mean | 566.869 | 4.32 |
| I kind of like the craziness but I think | 569.419 | 3.36 |
| we should probably just establish some | 571.189 | 4.351 |
| rules rules okay yeah rule see if | 572.779 | 6.75 |
| they're here about time all right all | 575.54 | 6.06 |
| right new rule it's it's okay to punch a | 579.529 | 3.15 |
| friend but only do it once | 581.6 | 3.989 |
| one punch Simon one punch one punch [ __ ] | 582.679 | 4.95 |
| is wrong with you all right no fine | 585.589 | 4.68 |
| believe me jealousy is an evil demon you | 587.629 | 4.351 |
| need to learn how to exercise um | 590.269 | 3.87 |
| cockiness is something that you need to | 591.98 | 3.81 |
| have rammed up your [ __ ] | 594.139 | 3.93 |
| where was the cockiness you calling my | 595.79 | 6.269 |
| place a cardboard but they said you know | 598.069 | 7.76 |
| what's good to say sometimes like holy | 602.059 | 3.77 |
| [ __ ] that it's not his face what are you | 609.16 | 4.929 |
| doing you gonna just take that get in | 612.439 | 3.33 |
| the car yeah damned or else you're worse | 614.089 | 3.78 |
| than thickest we know light nobody's | 615.769 | 4.44 |
| worse than thick is your head in that | 617.869 | 3.96 |
| way yeah you're getting there what we | 620.209 | 3.09 |
| doing now how do we start a motorcycle | 621.829 | 4.11 |
| gang oh we should start a motor yeah I'm | 623.299 | 3.991 |
| gonna do that you need you have to go | 625.939 | 4.44 |
| online I think it's a foreclosures so we | 627.29 | 4.349 |
| had to bow in these places then we can | 630.379 | 2.851 |
| start a gang right yeah at the buyer | 631.639 | 3.151 |
| property there's one down there near | 633.23 | 3.81 |
| Simon's house should I buy it yeah why | 634.79 | 3.56 |
| not | 637.04 | 3.509 |
| $395,000 you can keep shopping around if | 638.35 | 3.639 |
| you feel like it I feel like we should | 640.549 | 3.27 |
| really appreciate me if I buy this for | 641.989 | 3.33 |
| all of us Oh Simon you could just write | 643.819 | 3.841 |
| an IOU I suppose oh man he ain't gonna | 645.319 | 8.37 |
| let it go is he okay style customized | 647.66 | 7.589 |
| stuff you get to pick nerves | 653.689 | 2.58 |
| yeah what kind of mirror we want on the | 655.249 | 3.63 |
| wall that looks like a very biker type | 656.269 | 4.35 |
| yeah now pay attention to adding that | 658.879 | 4.19 |
| mural you just added a lot to the cost | 660.619 | 6.59 |
| one hundred twelve thousand dollars | 663.069 | 4.14 |
| let's go with the basics man this is a | 668.23 | 5.229 |
| base for easy clubbing | 670.73 | 12.469 |
| we definitely right we do want that | 673.459 | 9.74 |
| about nut sex with a nut sack the | 683.92 | 5.139 |
| Cossacks I kind of like that yeah we're | 686.899 | 3.12 |
| the nuts a nuts | 689.059 | 4.59 |
| cuz we're not yes yes that could be | 690.019 | 6.74 |
| confusing for a lot of people | 693.649 | 3.11 |
| [Music] | 698.65 | 6.14 |
| a cool-looking place right here and this | 699.99 | 8.82 |
| is a great location Wow yeah sighting is | 704.79 | 5.91 |
| this it's very exciting very cool man | 708.81 | 7.29 |
| come on let's go in towards our lunch | 710.7 | 9.18 |
| breaks check it out guys hell yeah we | 716.1 | 5.22 |
| gots think I love it | 719.88 | 3.329 |
| place is sweet man yeah oh you got to | 721.32 | 4.95 |
| see upstairs upstairs upstairs I was | 723.209 | 5.19 |
| impressed with this this is just where | 726.27 | 4.379 |
| you keep the motorcycles okay look at | 728.399 | 10.531 |
| the logo yeah like that all the wall Oh | 730.649 | 10.411 |
| what's her name oh this is Denise | 738.93 | 4.409 |
| what's up Denise she looks like she's | 741.06 | 4.529 |
| experienced things Denise is what we | 743.339 | 6.781 |
| call ridden hard and put up like okay so | 745.589 | 6.901 |
| first things first we start a motorcycle | 750.12 | 3.779 |
| gang we're gonna figure out how to get | 752.49 | 3.87 |
| you guys up there on that wall I think | 753.899 | 3.781 |
| AB story should be vice president | 756.36 | 3.81 |
| because he's the most experienced GTA ER | 757.68 | 4.68 |
| I concur oh no no no of course mr. | 760.17 | 3.419 |
| experienced over here | 762.36 | 3.66 |
| that's him owner Alice no right should | 763.589 | 4.831 |
| be resident I'm honored to have been | 766.02 | 3.48 |
| considered that yeah I'll be vice | 768.42 | 3.03 |
| president yeah no I got vice president | 769.5 | 3.839 |
| you sure I mean I don't know cuz you got | 771.45 | 3.24 |
| someone who's qualified and then you | 773.339 | 3.031 |
| have a dick that gets things given to | 774.69 | 3.48 |
| them which would you want hmm | 776.37 | 4.62 |
| my brother sounds so good I know címon | 778.17 | 4.859 |
| gonna be sergeant of arms or Road | 780.99 | 4.469 |
| captain or enforcer I'll be the enforcer | 783.029 | 6.091 |
| would I be enforcer know I am now for | 785.459 | 5.13 |
| [ __ ] that's all right yeah that's what | 789.12 | 3.74 |
| would you like to be sergeant arms or | 790.589 | 5.431 |
| Road captain a sergeant of arms is fine | 792.86 | 7.12 |
| oh really sort of arms okay so yeah | 796.02 | 5.61 |
| maybe we'll put thick as a road captain | 799.98 | 2.97 |
| we still have to decide if we won't | 801.63 | 3.36 |
| think thick would be a pleasure right | 802.95 | 3.75 |
| now compared to doraleous oh really | 804.99 | 4.38 |
| or we can contemplate simon's remember | 806.7 | 4.59 |
| you know why you're standing you know | 809.37 | 4.02 |
| I'm getting money | 811.29 | 4.47 |
| Denise shut the [ __ ] up yeah lady you | 813.39 | 5.189 |
| can kind of mouthy alright uh so now we | 815.76 | 4.53 |
| need to figure out how we do a job right | 818.579 | 4.591 |
| yeah you have a mission room alright | 820.29 | 4.59 |
| gentlemen I've called you here today | 823.17 | 4.48 |
| because we are a motorcycle gang yeah | 824.88 | 5.47 |
| do we have motorcycles yet um I dunno | 827.65 | 5.67 |
| you have one yeah Wow how many of the | 830.35 | 4.65 |
| motorcycle no will you stop rubbing it | 833.32 | 3.09 |
| in I get it you guys could get | 835.0 | 3.36 |
| motorcycles too I can't afford one all | 836.41 | 3.39 |
| right we need to get salmon a motorcycle | 838.36 | 2.97 |
| yeah we'll use the money we make from | 839.8 | 4.17 |
| this job to get motorcycles yes as | 841.33 | 4.56 |
| sergeant-at-arms I uh I think that | 843.97 | 3.42 |
| sounds great as vice president I also | 845.89 | 2.55 |
| concur | 847.39 | 3.36 |
| as the thing that I chose to be but | 848.44 | 4.74 |
| forgot I will do so sounds good let me | 850.75 | 5.07 |
| look at the wall here I think since | 853.18 | 4.92 |
| there's one option maybe that one huh | 855.82 | 4.59 |
| yeah let's start with that what does a | 858.1 | 5.16 |
| job ratio break being sergeant-at-arms I | 860.41 | 5.0 |
| think that's a good option oh shut up | 863.26 | 6.71 |
| seriously really annoying me | 865.41 | 7.39 |
| jail right project the prison bus come | 869.97 | 4.72 |
| on let's go hijack a prison bus boys | 872.8 | 4.53 |
| come on let's go Oh in [ __ ] her car's | 874.69 | 4.32 |
| gone out we need to get another car | 877.33 | 3.509 |
| there's a timer I'm working on it | 879.01 | 3.329 |
| did we already talked about oh yeah god | 880.839 | 4.381 |
| this 30 minutes eh yeah so well it's not | 882.339 | 5.791 |
| dilly-dally Oh free these idiots they | 885.22 | 5.19 |
| all route to the penitentiary stop the | 888.13 | 4.14 |
| bus and let them out before they get | 890.41 | 3.9 |
| dead stop the bus little mouse got it | 892.27 | 3.81 |
| all right guys I got a car I'm coming to | 894.31 | 3.0 |
| you here we go | 896.08 | 4.59 |
| thieves hop in all right Simon yeah you | 897.31 | 5.279 |
| didn't we're a biker gang breaths where | 900.67 | 3.539 |
| you at oh you're on your bike perfect | 902.589 | 3.771 |
| neebs yes I need a weight point man oh | 904.209 | 5.231 |
| yeah where's this thing | 906.36 | 5.78 |
| I don't know oh [ __ ] get your map | 909.44 | 6.23 |
| ding-dong don't we have a God for that | 912.14 | 3.53 |
| oh I'm president map guy yes would that | 919.12 | 7.27 |
| be like a [ __ ] knocking mark on the | 923.69 | 4.41 |
| mini-map so I know where the [ __ ] I'm | 926.39 | 2.91 |
| going listen | 928.1 | 3.93 |
| yeah yeah seriously president should not | 929.3 | 4.5 |
| be the map you're not driving I'm | 932.03 | 4.08 |
| driving sorry no you know what the map | 933.8 | 3.99 |
| guy is the guy who's in shotgun who's | 936.11 | 3.99 |
| riding shotgun right now that's the | 937.79 | 4.44 |
| [ __ ] map guy where's the power ace | 940.1 | 7.83 |
| the map got my food goddamn snack it's | 942.23 | 7.47 |
| heading towards the penitentiary it | 947.93 | 3.77 |
| looks near the penitentiary yep sure is | 949.7 | 4.26 |
| [ __ ] so didn't wait to steal this thing | 951.7 | 4.12 |
| from the penitentiary would be bad | 953.96 | 6.87 |
| wouldn't it my god okay see um this | 955.82 | 6.18 |
| doesn't look good right | 960.83 | 3.09 |
| it doesn't seem good all right this is | 962.0 | 3.42 |
| gonna be a quick get out let's waste | 963.92 | 2.97 |
| these guys let's steal this bus ready | 965.42 | 4.92 |
| what did we go Jesus and hold on don't | 966.89 | 6.87 |
| open fire yet now open fire | 970.34 | 7.05 |
| the others [ __ ] bus | 973.76 | 3.63 |
| all right so we'll get that cop car get | 978.0 | 4.36 |
| it out of my way I'm gonna back up okay | 980.65 | 4.8 |
| I got it Huxley Carly all right hit and | 982.36 | 5.76 |
| shout out oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm careful | 985.45 | 5.82 |
| okay oh don't worry over please all | 988.12 | 6.08 |
| right you guys I'm gonna drive the bus | 991.27 | 9.3 |
| fun of me I'm trying to get the bus I | 994.2 | 8.77 |
| didn't know we got to deliver the | 1000.57 | 5.43 |
| prisoners to the escape helicopters four | 1002.97 | 6.33 |
| miles away Jesus needs that was [ __ ] | 1006.0 | 13.47 |
| Harry okay okay I got one in front of me | 1009.3 | 12.02 |
| guys he's shootin at me | 1019.47 | 4.56 |
| keep him out of my way all right then we | 1021.32 | 7.629 |
| need to go ahead who did whoa [ __ ] good | 1024.03 | 6.99 |
| work leaves that's what happens when I'm | 1028.949 | 7.38 |
| not looking at Matt go round as that | 1031.02 | 10.29 |
| throw those tires are [ __ ] damn it hey | 1036.329 | 8.0 |
| where are you oh [ __ ] | 1041.31 | 3.019 |
| stop wait for you roadblock huh pretty | 1045.8 | 10.81 |
| lame roadblock going around it | 1053.25 | 8.01 |
| what happened doraleous oh let's try to | 1056.61 | 7.409 |
| help you oh god what's out get in get in | 1061.26 | 8.85 |
| I'm gonna go with this we got you | 1064.019 | 23.971 |
| doraleous sit tight oh wait yeah we | 1070.11 | 20.87 |
| gotta get down there to the beach Shh | 1087.99 | 5.279 |
| remember the prisoners to the helicopter | 1090.98 | 5.159 |
| so wait do I stop here okay hold on oh | 1093.269 | 5.971 |
| wait we lost the cops bring your [ __ ] | 1096.139 | 5.961 |
| sirens off needs | 1099.24 | 9.58 |
| ah look guys the chopper chopper damn | 1102.1 | 10.05 |
| bikers holy [ __ ] and we did it in less | 1108.82 | 7.62 |
| than 15 minutes and we're good all right | 1112.15 | 6.68 |
| BAM | 1116.44 | 2.39 |
| past hey change your clothing | 1119.1 | 6.0 |
| immediately yeah you look really obvious | 1122.11 | 6.09 |
| up oh now let's listen to it Mac once | 1125.1 | 4.84 |
| I've seen we've been on that laptop in | 1128.2 | 3.42 |
| the clubhouse [ __ ] the one on the | 1129.94 | 3.9 |
| anonymity network you know I mean hey | 1131.62 | 4.95 |
| whatever we all grown folks but you | 1133.84 | 5.22 |
| missing the trick is all there's a whole | 1136.57 | 4.5 |
| world opens up on the feds ain't peeping | 1139.06 | 4.59 |
| you here on you peace out | 1141.07 | 5.4 |
| I don't understand a word he [ __ ] | 1143.65 | 4.8 |
| shot either huh so wait a minute do we | 1146.47 | 5.07 |
| make any money from this how do we check | 1148.45 | 4.59 |
| well may yeah I don't have any extra | 1151.54 | 2.97 |
| money I don't have any new money did | 1153.04 | 2.97 |
| they pay the clubhouse is it is it back | 1154.51 | 3.75 |
| at the clubhouse maybe I don't know how | 1156.01 | 2.97 |
| this works | 1158.26 | 2.48 |
| anybody's Adrenaline's still pumping | 1158.98 | 3.36 |
| that was awesome | 1160.74 | 5.02 |
| yeah we did real good so a different | 1162.34 | 5.82 |
| vehicle yeah different vehicle here on | 1165.76 | 4.07 |
| that soon as we get to the highway yeah | 1168.16 | 4.38 |
| everybody pile out I'll out huh hop in | 1169.83 | 5.77 |
| okay oh hell yeah now we're talking | 1172.54 | 5.04 |
| thank you miss you can have the police | 1175.6 | 4.62 |
| car we're done with it yep just needs a | 1177.58 | 5.15 |
| little repairs can anyone sing that uh | 1180.22 | 4.71 |
| national lampoon's vacation so every | 1182.73 | 3.49 |
| time I see this car that's what I think | 1184.93 | 5.16 |
| of yeah Bank can't get it better okay do | 1186.22 | 6.78 |
| me anything that wasn't in the movie | 1190.09 | 4.77 |
| though okay he's right | 1193.0 | 3.21 |
| although one of the movie was a holiday | 1194.86 | 3.62 |
| road | 1196.21 | 2.27 |
| he's probably working now huh yeah all | 1206.67 | 5.05 |
| right so we got to figure this out I | 1210.25 | 2.73 |
| want to go to the room and see if we | 1211.72 | 2.67 |
| actually made any money is that where we | 1212.98 | 3.06 |
| go in here maybe wasn't there a thing | 1214.39 | 3.72 |
| like all the stuff there on the bottom | 1216.04 | 4.62 |
| yeah tell you what what we've done yeah | 1218.11 | 5.07 |
| Clubhouse contract earnings only four | 1220.66 | 5.25 |
| thousand also seem like much does it | 1223.18 | 4.77 |
| no seem like much what we did we just | 1225.91 | 3.87 |
| freed a bunch of damn prisoners dude | 1227.95 | 3.9 |
| we've just made six grand apiece we | 1229.78 | 4.29 |
| could have stolen a multitude of cars | 1231.85 | 4.71 |
| and gotten the same amount of money hmm | 1234.07 | 4.86 |
| okay first job yeah we got to earn their | 1236.56 | 4.47 |
| trust right okay we got to establish our | 1238.93 | 4.14 |
| name but it was a successful mission and | 1241.03 | 3.84 |
| we did kick some serious ass yeah we | 1243.07 | 3.45 |
| yeah all sorts of ass guys I'd like to | 1244.87 | 4.29 |
| put a vote out what's that do we want a | 1246.52 | 7.85 |
| new president Oh or a map guy Oh | 1249.16 | 5.21 |
| [Applause] | 1254.6 | 4.26 |
| [Music] | 1255.11 | 3.75 |
| [Music] | 1261.66 | 8.23 |
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