DON'T SWIM in the LAVA - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey there, Appsro! Have you seen that latest Ark video with the title 'DON'T SWIM in the LAVA'? It's pure gold!
appsro: Oh yeah, Neebs! That one's a classic. I mean, who wouldn't want to see us trying to swim in lava, right?
neebs: Exactly! And let's not forget about those hiccups we had along the way. It's like watching a comedy show!
appsro: Haha, yeah, those hiccups were the best part. I don't think any other tribe could pull off swimming in lava like we did!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe, Episode 26? It's a real treat, let me tell you. The tribes are finally united, and they're gearing up to take on Thick's wyvern. But of course, things don't always go according to plan for our favorite group of noobs.
If you haven't already, make sure to head over to Neebs Magic Dumpster on YouTube to catch all the action. The boys may run into a few hiccups along the way, but that just adds to the excitement, right? And if you're a fan of Ark: Survival Evolved, you definitely don't want to miss out on this epic showdown.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| you can use mayonnaise as butter | 0.299 | 5.46 |
| substitute while making a grilled cheese | 3.12 | 4.739 |
| as a butter substitute yes have you ever | 5.759 | 4.561 |
| done that no gross mayonnaise gross | 7.859 | 4.86 |
| mayonnaise and a butter substitute yeah | 10.32 | 4.92 |
| if you don't even warm mayonnaise yeah | 12.719 | 6.781 |
| no just warm gooey white mayonnaise on | 15.24 | 6.84 |
| my sandwich no stop what do you well no | 19.5 | 5.46 |
| you put it on there you butter or you | 22.08 | 4.08 |
| make your sandwich then you put | 24.96 | 2.7 |
| mayonnaise where you would put butter | 26.16 | 3.48 |
| then you put it into the frying pan and | 27.66 | 4.08 |
| it fries you're going to hell let's go | 29.64 | 3.54 |
| to hell everyone in the chat right now | 31.74 | 3.18 |
| is calling you an idiot I don't know how | 33.18 | 4.1 |
| delicious | 34.92 | 2.36 |
| many shouldn't even be on a sandwich you | 38.6 | 5.619 |
| know what you're you're just a crazy | 41.82 | 4.68 |
| person and it's just gross you want beef | 44.219 | 4.381 |
| sandwich Man without no man no you don't | 46.5 | 3.539 |
| need roast you don't need mayonnaise on | 48.6 | 3.36 |
| a roast beef yeah I need it you want | 50.039 | 3.601 |
| ketchup you just want to have some | 51.96 | 3.439 |
| ketchup with you | 53.64 | 4.68 |
| freaking child I bet you use ketchup as | 55.399 | 5.381 |
| a marinara sauce yeah you probably | 58.32 | 4.68 |
| prefer that Anthony you're not liking | 60.78 | 4.08 |
| Mayo you're you're on my shoes I like | 63.0 | 5.04 |
| Mayo just cold just add pounds pounds | 64.86 | 5.7 |
| yeah Mayo yeah good God you put it on | 68.04 | 4.079 |
| there you slather it next thing you know | 70.56 | 3.54 |
| your fat asses you're like Brendan | 72.119 | 3.901 |
| Fraser and the whale | 74.1 | 5.28 |
| yeah eating pizza farting and mayonnaise | 76.02 | 8.06 |
| winning Oscars I'll take it | 79.38 | 4.7 |
| [Music] | 86.45 | 3.17 |
| [Applause] | 110.03 | 3.179 |
| [Music] | 114.77 | 3.12 |
| [Applause] | 121.63 | 3.1 |
| nibs yeah I just heard the dumbest | 133.92 | 4.319 |
| conversation oh really that's gotta be a | 136.14 | 4.08 |
| doozy well yeah I still got uh Simon in | 138.239 | 4.441 |
| my in my headset here and uh yeah you | 140.22 | 3.56 |
| ever had | 142.68 | 4.98 |
| bananas I'm so dumb mayonnaise on a | 143.78 | 5.679 |
| grilled cheese like as a butter | 147.66 | 3.659 |
| substitute I mean mayonnaise is on so | 149.459 | 3.36 |
| many sandwich I mean you go to a Subway | 151.319 | 3.42 |
| place or any kind of sub sandwich you're | 152.819 | 3.0 |
| going to end up with mayonnaise and | 154.739 | 2.64 |
| cheese together yeah the cold is one | 155.819 | 3.541 |
| thing but like on the pan like fried | 157.379 | 4.08 |
| into the bread more okay you ever done | 159.36 | 4.019 |
| that that's amazing you don't even know | 161.459 | 3.36 |
| it's mayonnaise anymore I just think | 163.379 | 2.761 |
| it's a common thing I think it happens | 164.819 | 3.601 |
| all the time by accident I think it's on | 166.14 | 4.679 |
| the best grilled cheeses uh it's | 168.42 | 3.899 |
| intentionally done to make them the best | 170.819 | 4.041 |
| grilled cheese okay | 172.319 | 4.92 |
| they're gonna put mayonnaise and cheese | 174.86 | 3.94 |
| in the same sandwich right unless you | 177.239 | 3.36 |
| don't ask for mayonnaise it's gonna | 178.8 | 3.78 |
| happen everyone's done what does cheese | 180.599 | 3.121 |
| have to do with anything I don't know | 182.58 | 2.519 |
| what you're talking about sandwiches or | 183.72 | 3.18 |
| they have cheese all the time yeah I | 185.099 | 3.061 |
| know but like what's that have to do | 186.9 | 2.88 |
| with the sub all right let's move what | 188.16 | 3.54 |
| are we doing here so this is where we | 189.78 | 3.239 |
| used to live can you believe that right | 191.7 | 2.94 |
| over here did you know where we lived | 193.019 | 3.841 |
| accidentally I put those little mines in | 194.64 | 3.54 |
| the underwater over here they | 196.86 | 3.18 |
| accidentally killed me oh one over here | 198.18 | 4.559 |
| dude yeah oh sure it's awesome I love | 200.04 | 5.1 |
| that great job paid off okay I'm gonna | 202.739 | 4.321 |
| need you to pull out your uh crossbow | 205.14 | 4.5 |
| with your grapple hook there we go all | 207.06 | 4.14 |
| right now this is going to be kind of | 209.64 | 3.54 |
| dangerous what are we doing uh you're | 211.2 | 3.899 |
| gonna grapple to my butt oh my God I'm | 213.18 | 3.479 |
| gonna take you down to our Lair you | 215.099 | 3.42 |
| ready for me to Grapple how excited are | 216.659 | 3.781 |
| you to see where we lived right up in | 218.519 | 3.961 |
| the butt right in the butt | 220.44 | 4.56 |
| okay here we go hold your breath this is | 222.48 | 5.039 |
| the dumbest [ __ ] ever here we go up | 225.0 | 5.099 |
| shark yeah I know so thank you everyone | 227.519 | 4.8 |
| have found us no no I hate being | 230.099 | 4.56 |
| underwater in here gotcha but I'm glad | 232.319 | 4.021 |
| that you | 234.659 | 3.0 |
| we had to | 236.34 | 3.72 |
| oh my God this is insane it's insane | 237.659 | 4.16 |
| isn't it yeah yeah | 240.06 | 6.86 |
| in the butthole of the depths all right | 241.819 | 5.101 |
| we're safe here forever you are not | 247.019 | 4.021 |
| close to finding us no I don't know why | 249.06 | 4.02 |
| you ever messed with us stay here we're | 251.04 | 4.38 |
| good all right you good yeah all right | 253.08 | 4.559 |
| and then raise the Enemy Lines are in | 255.42 | 4.499 |
| the enemy anus here we are home sweet | 257.639 | 4.141 |
| home I just want to get up there what is | 259.919 | 3.901 |
| going oh I got that | 261.78 | 4.44 |
| um how do I grapple did you how do I let | 263.82 | 6.86 |
| go it's amazing we brought you guys down | 266.22 | 4.46 |
| I think it's control or C or something | 272.18 | 4.6 |
| oh just sit do you know did you try | 274.74 | 5.28 |
| those two you got a controller see | 276.78 | 7.1 |
| on my way there we go | 280.02 | 3.86 |
| I feel less proud now of our | 285.72 | 4.979 |
| accomplishments dude I will grapple your | 288.36 | 5.399 |
| face I swear to God | 290.699 | 6.801 |
| all right the tour continues | 293.759 | 3.741 |
| Anthony have you been over here at all | 298.8 | 3.839 |
| once to collect some stuff on the beach | 300.72 | 5.6 |
| but not much further in okay | 302.639 | 3.681 |
| okay so yeah we gotta Scout this area | 313.46 | 5.5 |
| and let's see I don't want to anger a | 316.259 | 5.041 |
| wyvern no see you with me yeah what's | 318.96 | 4.019 |
| our mission are we just like our mission | 321.3 | 3.36 |
| is to eventually we gotta get a dragon | 322.979 | 3.121 |
| egg | 324.66 | 3.72 |
| dragon to the milk to feed the baby | 326.1 | 3.72 |
| right but what are we doing how can we | 328.38 | 3.48 |
| help that we're scouting right now and | 329.82 | 3.42 |
| trying to figure out a spot where we | 331.86 | 5.179 |
| could possibly set up a base okay | 333.24 | 3.799 |
| okay man that's a deep old trench no | 339.0 | 4.38 |
| just full of them look at it oh there's | 341.1 | 3.36 |
| a dragon rival | 343.38 | 4.259 |
| oh good good good good good good okay so | 344.46 | 5.4 |
| then we're gonna sing it out all right | 347.639 | 6.9 |
| do you see me uh oh crap yes okay | 349.86 | 6.54 |
| um we where do you think would be a good | 354.539 | 3.841 |
| spot to set up base | 356.4 | 4.44 |
| maybe like this Cliff here because it | 358.38 | 4.02 |
| seems kind of empty of threads but it's | 360.84 | 3.299 |
| pretty close yeah wait is this a cave | 362.4 | 4.92 |
| right here check this out oh | 364.139 | 4.981 |
| okay no that's the difference no it's | 367.32 | 4.219 |
| not this is | 369.12 | 2.419 |
| oh yeah we already have this is the base | 372.3 | 4.2 |
| that we need to build like in other | 374.22 | 3.419 |
| words we don't need to build anything | 376.5 | 3.78 |
| it's purple inside oh it is it is purple | 377.639 | 4.141 |
| all right let's take it I don't know | 380.28 | 2.16 |
| what | 381.78 | 2.22 |
| to do don't worry Simon I won't drop you | 382.44 | 3.36 |
| all right you could die if I do I don't | 384.0 | 2.58 |
| want that | 385.8 | 3.42 |
| it crystals oh wait go I think it goes | 386.58 | 5.399 |
| into the trench could be good oh yeah | 389.22 | 5.34 |
| into the trench it's the same rocks so | 391.979 | 5.101 |
| we can use this to try to escape yeah | 394.56 | 4.44 |
| you know what yeah let's set up uh can | 397.08 | 3.48 |
| we build it here I know some caves are a | 399.0 | 3.919 |
| little iffy about it let's see but yeah | 400.56 | 4.44 |
| we'll try to build a few foundations | 402.919 | 3.521 |
| we'll set up uh we'll set up at the | 405.0 | 4.699 |
| mouth of this place to the mouth | 406.44 | 3.259 |
| all right Dora take your pick we got | 410.88 | 4.98 |
| bets we got pterodons you have a used | 413.46 | 6.54 |
| bat lot yeah okay I will take uh there's | 415.86 | 8.04 |
| a tubby but tubby yeah I'm gonna take | 420.0 | 6.419 |
| potabi and Simon's gonna take patuts | 423.9 | 4.919 |
| you're taking the pterodons oh wait my | 426.419 | 5.581 |
| bad where's the bads oh hey what are you | 428.819 | 6.241 |
| talking about all right well they were | 432.0 | 5.4 |
| backlit and very silhouetted I didn't | 435.06 | 4.68 |
| know what I was looking at all right | 437.4 | 5.34 |
| um Miss Dick Grayson and Jason Todd for | 439.74 | 4.98 |
| Simon Jason Todd oh yeah that great | 442.74 | 4.5 |
| choice thank you thank you you can drive | 444.72 | 4.699 |
| that home today for free | 447.24 | 4.92 |
| I can't yeah okay oh you got to put the | 449.419 | 4.541 |
| things on right oh yeah yeah thank you | 452.16 | 3.96 |
| so much all right yeah we'll wrap this | 453.96 | 4.2 |
| up for you now listen what I do do I | 456.12 | 4.019 |
| have to oh hey man Wonder did I just | 458.16 | 4.439 |
| gotta use these floor mats could I get | 460.139 | 4.5 |
| the upgraded floor mats I just threw my | 462.599 | 4.261 |
| bed out didn't I yeah you did we have to | 464.639 | 3.661 |
| wait for it now you're rubbing off on me | 466.86 | 3.54 |
| what's going on here which part did you | 468.3 | 3.78 |
| say I was dumb gum I said you're rubbing | 470.4 | 3.78 |
| off on me did you did you take it that | 472.08 | 2.88 |
| way | 474.18 | 3.859 |
| you meant it that way | 474.96 | 3.079 |
| oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] | 478.5 | 3.74 |
| yellow Batman | 483.199 | 3.301 |
| oh boy he's dumb oh God oh God all right | 489.319 | 5.081 |
| yep yep yep yep why did we set up here | 492.72 | 5.36 |
| okay okay got him got it | 494.4 | 6.84 |
| stop it did you say got him uh yeah I | 498.08 | 5.559 |
| got him cheese Batman the hell did you | 501.24 | 4.019 |
| kill that maybe on where's where's the | 503.639 | 3.0 |
| other Batman what are you fighting out | 505.259 | 4.62 |
| there stop it stop it stop it oh God | 506.639 | 5.46 |
| Beyond do not get in front of me yellow | 509.879 | 4.381 |
| Batman I need you to stop fighting a | 512.099 | 4.32 |
| [ __ ] spider get over here | 514.26 | 4.62 |
| okay this is too close to the wyverns | 516.419 | 4.62 |
| yeah I mean Hey listen though I mean | 518.88 | 4.079 |
| maybe we just got unlucky | 521.039 | 4.92 |
| and he's dead we should probably put a | 522.959 | 5.841 |
| bed down right | 525.959 | 6.181 |
| crap crap | 528.8 | 7.3 |
| oh hi how you doing back there this is | 532.14 | 5.819 |
| scary this is bad [ __ ] crazy isn't this | 536.1 | 3.66 |
| crazy yeah this is what we had to do to | 537.959 | 5.761 |
| survive good oh boy oh what am I allowed | 539.76 | 6.06 |
| what a jump okay I Really Wanna oh | 543.72 | 3.6 |
| that's how you do get him up here come | 545.82 | 4.019 |
| on yeah there you go how do I let go | 547.32 | 4.44 |
| again though yeah it was controller C | 549.839 | 3.721 |
| wasn't it oh | 551.76 | 4.56 |
| yeah so now let's see which one is which | 553.56 | 5.16 |
| uh which one was yours which bet I don't | 556.32 | 4.8 |
| remember the names Miss Dick Grayson or | 558.72 | 4.679 |
| Jason Todd I think I was the dick racing | 561.12 | 5.279 |
| Miss Dick Grayson okay one Dick Grayson | 563.399 | 5.041 |
| coming up Dick Grayson boom there you go | 566.399 | 4.081 |
| oh something else I want to give you | 568.44 | 4.92 |
| what okay so right here beautiful what | 570.48 | 6.24 |
| and Bam equip that on your uh your chest | 573.36 | 5.46 |
| plate oh why is that what is it yeah I | 576.72 | 3.299 |
| don't know why you guys didn't never use | 578.82 | 2.76 |
| these they're great oh because we're | 580.019 | 4.32 |
| dumb oh remember remember that one | 581.58 | 4.14 |
| remember that I didn't say that I said | 584.339 | 3.0 |
| you rubbed off on me you did you find a | 585.72 | 3.84 |
| roundabouts well you're just a master of | 587.339 | 5.161 |
| if you messed up you messed up there you | 589.56 | 5.16 |
| messed up I did and then you blame | 592.5 | 4.38 |
| outwardly I got yeah I guess when I said | 594.72 | 3.9 |
| that all right so uh now you have a bat | 596.88 | 5.399 |
| you got a wingsuit the bat yeah you're | 598.62 | 5.339 |
| good to go I can't ride the bat oh you | 602.279 | 3.301 |
| can't oh that's right I should have gave | 603.959 | 3.661 |
| you the thing to here I think I can do | 605.58 | 4.319 |
| this though I can go okay here I think I | 607.62 | 3.839 |
| hit unclaim and then you claim it one | 609.899 | 3.481 |
| second boom unclaimed now can you claim | 611.459 | 4.161 |
| it damn right | 613.38 | 4.98 |
| yeah what's up Dick Grayson you're | 615.62 | 5.56 |
| better at stamina There You Go Wings up | 618.36 | 4.44 |
| so much it's fun I don't know how to fly | 621.18 | 3.96 |
| them but I can't wait that's right I | 622.8 | 4.86 |
| love it I love this new tribe me too | 625.14 | 4.44 |
| it's about time all right let's get out | 627.66 | 5.64 |
| of here ah crap oh my God somebody | 629.58 | 6.66 |
| rubbed off on me who's that | 633.3 | 7.56 |
| I think I bumped into myself well played | 636.24 | 7.98 |
| all right Simon crafted in a bed putting | 640.86 | 5.099 |
| it down thanks for all your help boom | 644.22 | 3.72 |
| listen I know I didn't help I tried to | 645.959 | 3.781 |
| help I'd kill this thing I wasted all my | 647.94 | 3.12 |
| bullets on this thing and I couldn't | 649.74 | 4.339 |
| even kill it okay here you go Anthony | 651.06 | 5.16 |
| Simon hold down the fort I'm gonna take | 654.079 | 5.521 |
| Anthony to get his stuff back all right | 656.22 | 5.4 |
| oh you want to just fly your back yeah | 659.6 | 3.52 |
| why don't you why don't I fly bat and | 661.62 | 3.48 |
| you uh you you just be a lookout okay | 663.12 | 3.68 |
| I'll be Lookout all right | 665.1 | 3.72 |
| Simon build something built more | 666.8 | 4.3 |
| Foundation please I don't have any tools | 668.82 | 5.88 |
| I only brought uh food a gun some tracks | 671.1 | 5.52 |
| and and armor that's it that's all I got | 674.7 | 3.24 |
| you're killing it Simon I don't care | 676.62 | 3.24 |
| yeah listen I didn't even want to be | 677.94 | 3.3 |
| here today Anthony getting on your bed | 679.86 | 3.0 |
| or not yeah I wish I could you're flying | 681.24 | 4.52 |
| it oh is this yours | 682.86 | 2.9 |
| yeah follow me to the cave yeah I hope | 688.94 | 5.2 |
| you both die thank you | 692.16 | 4.56 |
| Simon's not very nice we're fishing yeah | 694.14 | 4.5 |
| more helpful or really that smart but I | 696.72 | 4.5 |
| love them I can't hear you what oh sorry | 698.64 | 4.199 |
| jeez | 701.22 | 2.66 |
| thank you | 702.839 | 3.961 |
| all right no dragons no dragons no oh | 703.88 | 4.48 |
| there's a dragon right there right above | 706.8 | 4.2 |
| okay so it was let's go the long way to | 708.36 | 5.039 |
| this little Cliff right I think so you | 711.0 | 4.74 |
| see here uh you see your your light do I | 713.399 | 4.141 |
| see the green light what is the take all | 715.74 | 4.52 |
| button in this game | 717.54 | 2.72 |
| there's a | 722.459 | 2.721 |
| right can I see it look the inside of | 725.7 | 5.36 |
| the cave is really safe all right | 728.16 | 6.44 |
| hey buddy how you doing how you doing me | 731.06 | 6.459 |
| and I got it nice all right get out of | 734.6 | 5.56 |
| there get out no dragons no dragons no | 737.519 | 4.621 |
| dragons in here yeah yeah yeah yeah come | 740.16 | 3.84 |
| straight to me come straight to me all | 742.14 | 3.18 |
| right Dodge the bullet from that one all | 744.0 | 4.019 |
| right let's get back get reorganized I | 745.32 | 4.019 |
| don't want to build a base anywhere here | 748.019 | 3.841 |
| this place sucks oh wait what's up top | 749.339 | 6.321 |
| look like it looks pretty cool | 751.86 | 3.8 |
| yeah but we can lure the dragons in | 757.92 | 3.979 |
| a short place to stay and we'd have to | 762.54 | 3.599 |
| haul some materials up here to build | 764.579 | 3.841 |
| stuff but this is a it's got a rock it's | 766.139 | 4.861 |
| got a tree this is a cool location it | 768.42 | 4.979 |
| looks like it's raining in the lava | 771.0 | 4.56 |
| lava base | 773.399 | 4.261 |
| let's see I'm kind of a battle of a base | 775.56 | 3.719 |
| yeah lava bass it's gonna be cool all | 777.66 | 2.7 |
| right yeah tell you what we'll start | 779.279 | 2.941 |
| building some foundations up here yeah | 780.36 | 4.08 |
| yeah yeah Simon or just leave them down | 782.22 | 4.32 |
| uh we'll get him if he can come up here | 784.44 | 4.62 |
| and I don't know stare at things yeah | 786.54 | 5.28 |
| uh doralis this takes so long how long | 789.06 | 5.94 |
| though again I forget yeah I mean he's | 791.82 | 6.54 |
| like 80 unconscious still oh my God yeah | 795.0 | 5.339 |
| so while we're waiting what let's try | 798.36 | 4.38 |
| out your new stuff yeah teach me see if | 800.339 | 3.961 |
| you can fly up to that rock behind you | 802.74 | 3.539 |
| and then land on the side of it you can | 804.3 | 3.719 |
| cling to the side of a rock oh I like | 806.279 | 4.981 |
| this I like this yeah yeah something's | 808.019 | 4.88 |
| chasing you you want to hide everything | 811.26 | 5.6 |
| and Boop bam | 812.899 | 3.961 |
| off again land on Top of the Rock there | 821.399 | 4.801 |
| he goes you're a champion I'm not bad | 823.92 | 5.7 |
| Middle top now jump off jump off off the | 826.2 | 6.6 |
| bat what yeah we'll just get off the bat | 829.62 | 4.74 |
| oh | 832.8 | 3.3 |
| there you go you're flying is it | 834.36 | 4.38 |
| following me yeah oh I don't know okay | 836.1 | 4.08 |
| okay I don't land the water there's | 838.74 | 3.659 |
| sharks hey I don't wanna I know we just | 840.18 | 5.64 |
| got away from them look at this Palace | 842.399 | 5.821 |
| you did great thank you is that it you | 845.82 | 4.019 |
| did great how do you make it disappear | 848.22 | 3.72 |
| and be a little [ __ ] huh oh that's | 849.839 | 3.481 |
| that's at night time it only works at | 851.94 | 3.66 |
| night time really yeah oh that explains | 853.32 | 3.959 |
| a lot | 855.6 | 4.5 |
| I like this place it's safe it is safe | 857.279 | 4.8 |
| so far and nothing's nothing's come at | 860.1 | 3.419 |
| us this entire time we've been building | 862.079 | 3.721 |
| I like it and by the way for the record | 863.519 | 4.921 |
| I've been contributing ass wipes thank | 865.8 | 4.2 |
| you but we have to call you out on it | 868.44 | 3.24 |
| before you start doing it well sir I | 870.0 | 3.42 |
| just didn't have a pickaxe and I have | 871.68 | 4.08 |
| made one let's go I think you're a | 873.42 | 4.2 |
| valuable part of the team I was prepared | 875.76 | 3.42 |
| to hear pressured into bullying you I'm | 877.62 | 3.719 |
| sorry I understand Anthony listen man I | 879.18 | 3.719 |
| wasn't talking to you okay I wish we | 881.339 | 3.3 |
| could use this lava for something I | 882.899 | 3.481 |
| don't know like cooking meat you just | 884.639 | 4.32 |
| take lava and say Minecraft come on cook | 886.38 | 4.5 |
| that meat cook it cook it what if we | 888.959 | 3.18 |
| throw a dildo in there you think they | 890.88 | 3.06 |
| pop out as a cooked turkey oh no this | 892.139 | 3.06 |
| little ugly thing that's been following | 893.94 | 3.6 |
| me around throw it in there cook it | 895.199 | 3.961 |
| I think it worked I saw a bubble pop up | 897.54 | 4.859 |
| oh well screw him glad he's gone oh no | 899.16 | 6.44 |
| oh no oh no | 902.399 | 3.201 |
| I was there I was contemplating shooting | 906.68 | 5.62 |
| him with my trick did have to you get | 909.48 | 4.5 |
| your revenge and you come out on top | 912.3 | 3.779 |
| you're not a bad Governor's face just | 913.98 | 5.0 |
| for the hell of it yeah [ __ ] them | 916.079 | 6.721 |
| that was so nice here we go that was so | 918.98 | 4.84 |
| nice | 922.8 | 3.12 |
| oh no perfect | 923.82 | 5.42 |
| [Music] | 925.92 | 3.32 |
| so doralius don't throw two cryopods | 935.519 | 4.861 |
| down back to back okay I I would never | 938.279 | 4.081 |
| that's what makes them get sleepy yeah I | 940.38 | 4.56 |
| would never do that ever all right so uh | 942.36 | 5.159 |
| our plan is to get a wyvern egg yeah you | 944.94 | 4.5 |
| guys have a egg incubator right I | 947.519 | 4.081 |
| believe we do yes okay | 949.44 | 4.199 |
| um okay let's take a look at it okay | 951.6 | 4.5 |
| yeah we used it a bunch I've never | 953.639 | 4.5 |
| actually used one we haven't used it | 956.1 | 4.739 |
| once right you used it once never did oh | 958.139 | 6.0 |
| yeah not once not one time why I didn't | 960.839 | 4.981 |
| realize we had one for a while you know | 964.139 | 5.421 |
| okay so this thing is um says unpowered | 965.82 | 6.3 |
| you got all these cables going yeah | 969.56 | 4.779 |
| you'd think it yeah the contractor did | 972.12 | 4.62 |
| that we didn't do it okay so there's | 974.339 | 4.021 |
| you're not gonna be much help here nope | 976.74 | 5.279 |
| okay uh boy all right let's look into it | 978.36 | 5.039 |
| yeah | 982.019 | 4.081 |
| all right so blah blah blah come in | 983.399 | 5.901 |
| hello images | 986.1 | 5.76 |
| so you guys probably don't have a Webber | 989.3 | 4.12 |
| net yet right oh heck no we're just | 991.86 | 3.18 |
| making a kind of a base of operations | 993.42 | 4.08 |
| out here on top of a lava Mountain okay | 995.04 | 4.56 |
| Simon and Anthony are here just chilling | 997.5 | 4.199 |
| it's very comfy there's an egg incubator | 999.6 | 3.78 |
| here but Dallas doesn't know how to use | 1001.699 | 2.76 |
| it I don't know how to use it I don't | 1003.38 | 2.519 |
| know how to use it okay I don't | 1004.459 | 3.481 |
| understand there's a power going into | 1005.899 | 4.081 |
| the straight into the floor okay to a | 1007.94 | 3.66 |
| generator I have no idea it goes in the | 1009.98 | 2.7 |
| ground food needs power it probably | 1011.6 | 4.799 |
| needs a generator right yeah so wait who | 1012.68 | 4.86 |
| gives a [ __ ] about the lines because I'm | 1016.399 | 2.221 |
| sure they have lights and all that other | 1017.54 | 2.52 |
| [ __ ] hooked up yeah let's make a | 1018.62 | 3.18 |
| generator hook it to the egg incubator | 1020.06 | 3.48 |
| right yeah I'm gonna do that yeah thank | 1021.8 | 4.519 |
| you figure out the existing | 1023.54 | 4.86 |
| you think I wasn't going to get to that | 1026.319 | 3.581 |
| in my brain I just wanted to call you | 1028.4 | 5.779 |
| okay and see if you get an egg hello | 1029.9 | 4.279 |
| all right we're gonna we're Gathering | 1034.52 | 2.76 |
| materials we'll have | 1036.02 | 3.059 |
| traps you're the best trap maker so | 1037.28 | 3.72 |
| we're waiting on you bubba oh you are | 1039.079 | 3.48 |
| yeah okay there's gonna be resources | 1041.0 | 2.819 |
| here when you get here though oh it's | 1042.559 | 2.821 |
| gonna be great gotcha why are we | 1043.819 | 3.061 |
| standing next sitting next to a fire | 1045.38 | 3.72 |
| next to a lava Pit Boys well it's nice | 1046.88 | 4.44 |
| to stare at a fire it's relaxing it's | 1049.1 | 4.62 |
| calming say bye names yeah we're still | 1051.32 | 4.7 |
| listening | 1053.72 | 2.3 |
| say goodbye back | 1056.059 | 3.081 |
| Goodbye Oh see you had to give him what | 1062.6 | 4.8 |
| he asked for didn't you abstro what he | 1065.12 | 4.7 |
| asked for yeah | 1067.4 | 2.42 |
| hello this is neebs nobody say anything | 1070.299 | 6.581 |
| hello we win what do you want | 1073.76 | 4.98 |
| I kind of want to be back against each | 1076.88 | 4.02 |
| other now | 1078.74 | 3.9 |
| all right boys tell you what while | 1080.9 | 3.54 |
| waiting for the Min uh what's his face | 1082.64 | 5.039 |
| who let's go Scout the dragon trench not | 1084.44 | 6.239 |
| go in it just scouting okay what's that | 1087.679 | 4.801 |
| guy's name you've known for years Bob | 1090.679 | 3.441 |
| yep that's him | 1092.48 | 3.8 |
| sleeps | 1094.12 | 4.299 |
| sneeze yeah it's like a makeup Channel | 1096.28 | 4.779 |
| and measles yeah | 1098.419 | 5.221 |
| looking for an egg yeah | 1101.059 | 4.261 |
| yeah because I don't wanna | 1103.64 | 3.539 |
| dragons all right Simon you got my | 1105.32 | 3.9 |
| telescope right I do but it's not really | 1107.179 | 3.841 |
| easy to yeah no we're gonna have to go | 1109.22 | 4.56 |
| somewhere and get still yeah we're gonna | 1111.02 | 4.38 |
| have to look down this trench we're | 1113.78 | 4.62 |
| looking for a nest man I tell you yes | 1115.4 | 4.68 |
| the worst person to be looking for | 1118.4 | 3.24 |
| something that could very well be right | 1120.08 | 3.24 |
| in front of their eyes come on Simon go | 1121.64 | 3.06 |
| into this with confidence you got this | 1123.32 | 3.54 |
| we trusted you with this job you know | 1124.7 | 4.2 |
| what Anthony I'm beginning to regret you | 1126.86 | 7.319 |
| being here I'm being supportive yeah | 1128.9 | 5.279 |
| no it makes me regret I want to be here | 1138.46 | 4.54 |
| I just didn't want him being here that's | 1141.38 | 3.72 |
| fine | 1143.0 | 4.919 |
| me because you got this so hard I'd like | 1145.1 | 4.38 |
| to be my authentic self I don't like | 1147.919 | 3.541 |
| your positivity fair enough all right | 1149.48 | 3.96 |
| Simon take a peek in this trench see if | 1151.46 | 3.78 |
| you see any eggs yeah good luck bet | 1153.44 | 2.7 |
| you're not | 1155.24 | 2.88 |
| right that's that's the kind of Anthony | 1156.14 | 4.44 |
| I like I'm more comfortable hating you | 1158.12 | 4.439 |
| no I don't see [ __ ] man and I can't | 1160.58 | 4.38 |
| sorry but you really are I don't even | 1162.559 | 3.901 |
| know what to look do you think eggs even | 1164.96 | 3.3 |
| spawn this high up man I don't know I | 1166.46 | 5.16 |
| knew you were gonna Simon thank you all | 1168.26 | 6.12 |
| right Nest it is a river Nest but I | 1171.62 | 4.62 |
| don't see an egg okay okay we might be | 1174.38 | 3.96 |
| too far yeah maybe maybe an egg there | 1176.24 | 3.72 |
| but hey that's good we got a Target all | 1178.34 | 3.12 |
| right pull them back yeah you did it | 1179.96 | 3.839 |
| Simon I'm shocked oh God I wish you | 1181.46 | 4.76 |
| weren't here | 1183.799 | 2.421 |
| okay so I can't build right because this | 1186.5 | 5.52 |
| is your base except for that thing in | 1189.32 | 4.56 |
| the middle we built right so can you | 1192.02 | 4.68 |
| figure out a way to wire this oh man I | 1193.88 | 5.46 |
| can put a wire at the top what the hell | 1196.7 | 5.46 |
| look at you just a wire straight up hmm | 1199.34 | 7.02 |
| seven now where are these snow I guess | 1202.16 | 5.82 |
| we can always break break the wires down | 1206.36 | 4.559 |
| if they don't work but yeah right yeah I | 1207.98 | 4.5 |
| haven't done a bunch of wiring in this | 1210.919 | 4.5 |
| you see I don't do a lot either let's | 1212.48 | 6.059 |
| see look at that huh okay and now grab | 1215.419 | 4.201 |
| that other thing that little Outlet | 1218.539 | 3.0 |
| thing what's it called maybe one of the | 1219.62 | 4.38 |
| uh oh an outlet there yeah well I don't | 1221.539 | 3.781 |
| know if it goes on the floor here if | 1224.0 | 3.419 |
| it'll just snap to it I can put it on | 1225.32 | 4.5 |
| top up there okay oh look it looks like | 1227.419 | 3.841 |
| it connected see it does look like a | 1229.82 | 2.82 |
| connector and maybe let me grab some gas | 1231.26 | 3.6 |
| out of this thing okay man I'm a | 1232.64 | 4.5 |
| electrician you did great man thank you | 1234.86 | 4.14 |
| this take the rest of the day yeah I'll | 1237.14 | 3.779 |
| yeah I'm gonna take a nap okay I'm gonna | 1239.0 | 5.1 |
| turn this on oh now is this working it's | 1240.919 | 5.401 |
| powered yeah if we had an egg we could | 1244.1 | 4.62 |
| just up throw it in here huh yeah I'm | 1246.32 | 4.14 |
| gonna unlock it oh there we go access | 1248.72 | 4.199 |
| inventory so I guess you just throw egg | 1250.46 | 6.42 |
| in here okay done yeah yeah sweet all | 1252.919 | 5.281 |
| right I guess we'll grab some materials | 1256.88 | 3.419 |
| and go meet the guys at the volcano all | 1258.2 | 6.14 |
| right bill is in the mail well done | 1260.299 | 4.041 |
| okay we'll be there shortly | 1271.22 | 23.379 |
| [Music] | 1274.09 | 20.509 |
| by home yep yep hello hey hey we got | 1295.299 | 7.86 |
| stuff Simon I got you a bet oh thank you | 1300.08 | 6.06 |
| hey neebs do me a favor okay I got | 1303.159 | 4.481 |
| something here okay you got me about I | 1306.14 | 3.24 |
| got something for you all right I jump | 1307.64 | 3.48 |
| out oh this oh you know what actually I | 1309.38 | 2.88 |
| got something for you watch I'm gonna | 1311.12 | 4.08 |
| you watch uh hey boys watch Anthony | 1312.26 | 5.82 |
| Anthony yeah what's up does that that | 1315.2 | 5.64 |
| doesn't do anything to you oh it netted | 1318.08 | 4.979 |
| you oh I have a new armor on look at me | 1320.84 | 4.56 |
| oh yeah can you move I kind of look like | 1323.059 | 4.98 |
| Spider-Man can you move I cannot move oh | 1325.4 | 4.56 |
| interesting but ironically I can climb | 1328.039 | 4.5 |
| walls I think oh yeah all right well | 1329.96 | 4.32 |
| that's nice that was very sexy thing | 1332.539 | 4.14 |
| yeah thank you Simon you're welcome yeah | 1334.28 | 5.1 |
| that's how tiny you were yeah yeah I've | 1336.679 | 3.841 |
| been hanging around apps throwing you | 1339.38 | 2.58 |
| and neebs you're just average height in | 1340.52 | 3.36 |
| this game okay good Lord You're tiny I | 1341.96 | 3.54 |
| know I'm like a little hobbit man so | 1343.88 | 3.72 |
| Simon this is your uh bird your bat | 1345.5 | 3.299 |
| where is it | 1347.6 | 4.26 |
| um Jason Todd there we go I'm sorry | 1348.799 | 5.041 |
| which one's Jason and Todd that's dick | 1351.86 | 4.98 |
| Mr Dick Grayson Miss in front of me Miss | 1353.84 | 4.86 |
| thank you honestly I don't I don't this | 1356.84 | 3.54 |
| thing getting tighter I see everyone but | 1358.7 | 3.3 |
| you yeah there's some Todd's over here | 1360.38 | 5.76 |
| thank you okay on Jason Todd you gotta | 1362.0 | 6.179 |
| claim it so I guess go up to it and hold | 1366.14 | 4.08 |
| e and boom what's happening over there | 1368.179 | 4.681 |
| got it there you go oh never mind I'm | 1370.22 | 4.98 |
| good yay all right I've picked up the | 1372.86 | 5.46 |
| fabricator and we have a new fabricator | 1375.2 | 4.52 |
| in the base | 1378.32 | 5.7 |
| Bam Bam slam it jam oh yeah all right | 1379.72 | 6.16 |
| show me where the egg grounds are and | 1384.02 | 3.659 |
| we'll uh we'll set some up that way okay | 1385.88 | 3.72 |
| neebs yeah follow me follow me follow me | 1387.679 | 4.441 |
| okay all right on foot yeah one foot | 1389.6 | 5.1 |
| okay so you can probably well maybe not | 1392.12 | 4.26 |
| see it from here but the wyvern trench | 1394.7 | 3.599 |
| is down there near like before you get | 1396.38 | 4.2 |
| to the beach okay so I don't know if you | 1398.299 | 4.201 |
| want to set up up here maybe too close | 1400.58 | 3.839 |
| to base maybe on the other side why | 1402.5 | 3.6 |
| don't you Scout around and find like the | 1404.419 | 3.24 |
| best spot that you think I'm trying to | 1406.1 | 3.0 |
| trap a river I would think we sit right | 1407.659 | 3.481 |
| up on the rim of that that trench that | 1409.1 | 3.24 |
| way when you're inside and you're | 1411.14 | 3.06 |
| endangering as soon as you get above the | 1412.34 | 4.14 |
| lip you got back up yeah that may be a | 1414.2 | 4.44 |
| good idea but uh yeah I think I should | 1416.48 | 3.9 |
| be on sniping Duty when we fight these | 1418.64 | 3.419 |
| dragons Okay because this uh sniper | 1420.38 | 3.539 |
| rifle I got it is awesome okay perfect | 1422.059 | 3.421 |
| there's a lot of damage to the dummy put | 1423.919 | 3.841 |
| holes in it yeah like 2 000 damage I | 1425.48 | 3.36 |
| don't know if that's good but it was a | 1427.76 | 2.279 |
| lot more than the other things hole | 1428.84 | 2.579 |
| damage I'll tell you what let me go | 1430.039 | 2.76 |
| build a couple things and then maybe we | 1431.419 | 3.061 |
| can be grabbing this egg like in an hour | 1432.799 | 2.821 |
| heck yeah | 1434.48 | 3.12 |
| do it let's do it baby yeah all right | 1435.62 | 3.66 |
| neebs you got a plan let's go get us a | 1437.6 | 3.9 |
| dragon egg boys | 1439.28 | 6.2 |
| whatever you call them yeah whatever | 1441.5 | 3.98 |
| [Music] | 1454.53 | 8.2 |
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