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ARMY vs CASTLE - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Conan Exiles! Today, we're taking on the ultimate challenge - the ARMY vs CASTLE showdown!
simon: Oh yeah, this is gonna be epic! I've been practicing my sorcery skills just for this moment.
appsro: Haha, Appsro's Sorceress Stronghold is ready for action! Let's show that castle who's boss!
neebs: I can't wait to see Bobby Trebuchet in action again. He never fails to make me laugh with his crazy antics.
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! I just watched the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. The boys are on a mission to defeat the castle today, and I couldn't be more excited to see if they finally pull it off. The action-packed gameplay and hilarious commentary always keep me entertained from start to finish.
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The timestamps in the video really help me keep track of all the epic moments, like when Appsro's Sorceress Stronghold is under attack or when they come up with a crazy plan to take down the enemy. And the music they use is always on point, adding to the excitement of the gameplay. Thanks for watching Conan Exiles with me, and I can't wait to see what the boys get up to next time!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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so I say we go down here create some | 1.04 | 4.96 |
sort of wall like an Archer wall okay | 3.679 | 4.16 |
something for us to fall back to okay | 6.0 | 4.8 |
first the first stage of our occupation | 7.839 | 4.601 |
yeah so we should probably just clear | 10.8 | 3.16 |
out these guys up front and hope the | 12.44 | 3.319 |
whole castle doesn't attack huh all | 13.96 | 3.96 |
right what about the path that goes up | 15.759 | 3.881 |
to the left here we're going to block | 17.92 | 3.04 |
that too I was just going to build like | 19.64 | 2.639 |
once we clear this we'll just build a | 20.96 | 2.76 |
wall we'll put a bunch of archers on it | 22.279 | 3.361 |
and they'll help us uh as we infiltrate | 23.72 | 3.319 |
the rest of the castle there's a WRA | 25.64 | 2.879 |
over there though here they come there's | 27.039 | 3.24 |
a path that's a good call on the path | 28.519 | 3.281 |
door we'll do that all right yeah we got | 30.279 | 3.761 |
to cover the path no time talk paths | 31.8 | 4.52 |
right now look at this Shield this guy's | 34.04 | 5.48 |
a nice Shield maybe you can pick it | 36.32 | 5.96 |
up yep how you guys doing I killed the | 39.52 | 6.08 |
Pharaoh okay this guy's pretty cool | 42.28 | 5.48 |
pretty cool guy you need any help with | 45.6 | 4.639 |
him nope n he's just dressed like he's | 47.76 | 4.0 |
going out what is this some sort of | 50.239 | 4.241 |
stabby thing he's got a flower okay huh | 51.76 | 5.279 |
oh yeah it's like a Halo sword yeah okay | 54.48 | 4.079 |
we cleared this out pretty easy we'll | 57.039 | 2.68 |
just we'll build our wall somewhere | 58.559 | 4.281 |
around here D you go block the the trail | 59.719 | 4.641 |
well uh I was going to practice the | 62.84 | 4.36 |
treay buet a little bit or that do that | 64.36 | 6.84 |
it's complicated to see | 67.2 | 4.0 |
[Music] | 72.26 | 11.91 |
[Applause] | 88.91 | 2.849 |
[Music] | 89.75 | 4.77 |
o yeah this is looking real stupid | 91.759 | 4.68 |
upstairs here feel like I got to round | 94.52 | 3.599 |
it out a little bit it's very squarey | 96.439 | 4.601 |
but then like boom you open it up and | 98.119 | 4.441 |
okay yeah I mean right now it just looks | 101.04 | 3.0 |
like a cave and a bunch of [ __ ] but | 102.56 | 4.159 |
eventually this is going to be like a a | 104.04 | 4.28 |
an amazing like I don't know what do you | 106.719 | 4.121 |
call it a foyer a hall yeah it'll be | 108.32 | 4.64 |
like a nice kingly Hall but I won't be a | 110.84 | 5.84 |
king I'll be a sorceress sorceress | 112.96 | 5.72 |
[ __ ] there's something I want to go out | 116.68 | 5.16 |
and do today but | 118.68 | 3.16 |
[Music] | 122.04 | 7.359 |
M I guess I can wait maybe | 123.96 | 8.04 |
maybe that hurt my | 129.399 | 5.241 |
throat oh | 132.0 | 5.239 |
God hey Simon what are you doing you | 134.64 | 5.84 |
still tired from all that corruption we | 137.239 | 6.401 |
got are you are you going to wake up bud | 140.48 | 5.44 |
I think it's just us here just you and | 143.64 | 5.48 |
me I was hoping we'd go do something I | 145.92 | 5.2 |
guess you're sleepy all right I guess | 149.12 | 4.24 |
I'll go do something by myself let's go | 151.12 | 5.399 |
see what abso is up to but I'm not I'm | 153.36 | 4.92 |
not taking his way I'm going to go a | 156.519 | 3.881 |
different way and go over here place | 158.28 | 5.239 |
down this map room was hoping to do this | 160.4 | 5.04 |
while everybody was here but they're all | 163.519 | 5.481 |
doing stuff so guess just place it on | 165.44 | 6.799 |
this platform bam there we go all right | 169.0 | 6.879 |
so maybe a trip through the volcano and | 172.239 | 8.881 |
then down to se appsro let's go | 175.879 | 8.36 |
all right start our adventure here work | 181.12 | 5.36 |
our way down I think I might want to | 184.239 | 5.241 |
grab a thw while I'm up here | 186.48 | 5.88 |
too hey guys I was going to do a little | 189.48 | 6.399 |
test uh with the last um just basic Rock | 192.36 | 7.159 |
one okay okay just kind of Judge the | 195.879 | 6.161 |
uh oh god what the oh God I thought that | 199.519 | 4.201 |
was knes I wasn't even paying attention | 202.04 | 3.759 |
I thought that was one they're really | 203.72 | 3.96 |
pushing it here is he dead oh there you | 205.799 | 4.08 |
go good job piece of [ __ ] all right have | 207.68 | 3.52 |
you launched this yet that's what I'm | 209.879 | 3.481 |
doing right now I just the first one you | 211.2 | 4.599 |
ready yeah yeah all right um should go | 213.36 | 4.439 |
right towards those rocks over there | 215.799 | 4.16 |
should the wall the rocks to the right | 217.799 | 4.041 |
of our Archer wall kind of where you are | 219.959 | 3.681 |
yeah oh where I am that should work | 221.84 | 3.959 |
right okay here we go launching it'll go | 223.64 | 5.56 |
over him right oh boy okay oh wow oh my | 225.799 | 5.561 |
God I cleared them okay so that's going | 229.2 | 4.599 |
to be too far huh way too far all right | 231.36 | 4.239 |
well I'll bring it back a little bit and | 233.799 | 3.64 |
um aim it down a little bit yeah we'll | 235.599 | 3.64 |
take it from there well I got to keep | 237.439 | 4.401 |
working on that you got this well yeah | 239.239 | 3.761 |
all right we're going to place archers | 241.84 | 3.28 |
on our little Archer wall okay do it | 243.0 | 4.36 |
with me sir oh there it is okay we got | 245.12 | 3.72 |
the Wall's not as effective as I was | 247.36 | 3.599 |
hoping because that's as far back as we | 248.84 | 4.36 |
can build yeah we can't get closer than | 250.959 | 4.761 |
this sorry but this is our Retreat Point | 253.2 | 3.759 |
Retreat to this wall this is where our | 255.72 | 3.079 |
archers are Y and they will help us | 256.959 | 3.601 |
fight off anybody we can't handle so | 258.799 | 3.361 |
you're going to go right here and Lenny | 260.56 | 3.639 |
will be down here guarding the tower oh | 262.16 | 3.8 |
that guy's named Lenny yeah this guy the | 264.199 | 3.921 |
guy with the like bandage okay does he | 265.96 | 3.92 |
need another helmet is he good no no | 268.12 | 3.72 |
he's good he likes to remember the scars | 269.88 | 4.159 |
gotcha okay let's grab the rest of these | 271.84 | 4.44 |
guys and give them bows okay one more | 274.039 | 4.761 |
coming oh let me | 276.28 | 5.52 |
see oh go oh God that was lower that's | 278.8 | 5.56 |
not bad huh pretty maybe a little bit up | 281.8 | 4.88 |
but right around there | 284.36 | 5.559 |
okay why would they do this big old gate | 286.68 | 4.799 |
but they got to put the wall right there | 289.919 | 3.28 |
to make it work and I feel like that | 291.479 | 4.641 |
just looks silly but maybe hey you know | 293.199 | 5.361 |
what yeah maybe I'll make it work it | 296.12 | 4.32 |
looks stupid but I don't mind sorcerer | 298.56 | 3.68 |
base looking a little stupid because | 300.44 | 5.0 |
it's a sorcerer base and sorcery is dumb | 302.24 | 5.84 |
but also fun all right floors coming | 305.44 | 5.44 |
along room's coming along all | 308.08 | 6.88 |
right who's that hey what's going on oh | 310.88 | 6.72 |
what you got there holy smokes I can't | 314.96 | 4.76 |
fit your through your door okay I was | 317.6 | 4.719 |
fitting through hold on let me come down | 319.72 | 4.56 |
oh oh what you got there you got a Bubba | 322.319 | 4.041 |
yeah I brought you something fig figure | 324.28 | 5.0 |
you might like this me love that I don't | 326.36 | 4.959 |
have a feel a pain here yet yeah but you | 329.28 | 4.8 |
know what you do have what a teleporter | 331.319 | 5.561 |
oh I can teleport him yeah do you have a | 334.08 | 4.48 |
rope with you I do have a rope give me | 336.88 | 4.28 |
one second Rope Rope Rope Where's my | 338.56 | 6.079 |
[ __ ] Rope Rope Rope Rope there's my | 341.16 | 6.159 |
[ __ ] rope all right got the Rope got | 344.639 | 5.761 |
the guy okay so I just come in here | 347.319 | 7.6 |
click on the thing oh and I still yeah | 350.4 | 6.519 |
all right rock and roll we'll take your | 354.919 | 3.481 |
cute little ass and take you over to the | 356.919 | 3.481 |
wheel of pain buddy and I guess whack's | 358.4 | 4.72 |
gonna follow me wack oh yeah there he is | 360.4 | 5.519 |
what's up sexy boy I say I say what's up | 363.12 | 4.76 |
sex boy every time I go through that I | 365.919 | 4.28 |
feel like I have to puke oh yeah well it | 367.88 | 4.159 |
gives you a lot of corruption I mean you | 370.199 | 4.761 |
look nasty right now but it's okay it's | 372.039 | 4.6 |
okay you get used to it after a while | 374.96 | 3.12 |
believe it or not there's a there's but | 376.639 | 3.041 |
there like a transition phase there's a | 378.08 | 3.0 |
phase where you're like sick every day | 379.68 | 2.959 |
and your hair's falling out you do a lot | 381.08 | 3.959 |
of coughing but eventually you just go | 382.639 | 4.721 |
like oh this is this is how I live yeah | 385.039 | 3.761 |
I'm not sure I'm going to embrace it | 387.36 | 3.8 |
like you did man you you got to I mean | 388.8 | 3.399 |
you don't have to you can do whatever | 391.16 | 2.4 |
you want you're an adult by the way | 392.199 | 3.161 |
where didd you come from the volcano I | 393.56 | 3.52 |
went through the volcano how'd you get | 395.36 | 4.559 |
into the volcano oh I'll show | 397.08 | 5.119 |
you got to say this is probably the best | 399.919 | 4.0 |
we've ever looked it looks pretty good | 402.199 | 3.44 |
it's pretty sharp I think we do a test | 403.919 | 3.68 |
I'll run in I'll draw something out and | 405.639 | 4.081 |
I'll see everybody uh reacts I'd like to | 407.599 | 3.801 |
see that yeah yeah yeah yeah it's going | 409.72 | 4.08 |
to get destroyed let's go okay so do it | 411.4 | 4.359 |
now no wait I'm doing it now all right | 413.8 | 3.88 |
do it now doing it now all right we're | 415.759 | 4.081 |
starting off with a snake and I'm just | 417.68 | 4.079 |
get attention what if the snake kills | 419.84 | 3.919 |
all of them no I'm hoping they'll stay | 421.759 | 3.84 |
on the wall there's also a woman behind | 423.759 | 4.521 |
the cart next to oh I just took a hit | 425.599 | 4.961 |
but to Arrow they have their own archers | 428.28 | 5.199 |
y uh should I launch a shot yeah go | 430.56 | 5.0 |
ahead okay intimidate them yeah let's | 433.479 | 3.84 |
see what this does fire it well I've got | 435.56 | 4.0 |
to run back to it okay run I hope it | 437.319 | 5.241 |
hits we're um | 439.56 | 6.4 |
fire I'm looking oh that was inside the | 442.56 | 5.319 |
castle that was in all right so I got | 445.96 | 3.679 |
this lady on me and I got a whole whole | 447.879 | 3.72 |
wall full of archers doing nothing not | 449.639 | 4.161 |
one thing really where'd you hire them | 451.599 | 6.241 |
from oh here they gow their bows fire | 453.8 | 7.16 |
fire fire fire fire | 457.84 | 5.079 |
again these guys aren't very good | 460.96 | 3.4 |
Anthony this ball this wall might have | 462.919 | 3.881 |
been a problem this | 464.36 | 4.959 |
is okay go further back NES further back | 466.8 | 3.72 |
oh she's going around are the stairs | 469.319 | 2.041 |
still there oh she's going for the | 470.52 | 2.48 |
stairs did you not t the stairs they | 471.36 | 3.76 |
don't exist anymore she's gone okay oh | 473.0 | 3.84 |
good woo all right ma'am what you going | 475.12 | 2.919 |
to do you ain't going to do nothing | 476.84 | 3.6 |
she's lost you should go | 478.039 | 5.16 |
run run yep I'm ready all right archers | 480.44 | 5.08 |
ready yourselves Take Aim Take Aim | 483.199 | 3.921 |
they're not doing anything this is not | 485.52 | 3.519 |
good anony attack the woman this is not | 487.12 | 4.639 |
good publicity VI ATT violently attack | 489.039 | 4.361 |
the woman neebs okay then they will | 491.759 | 5.44 |
strike okay hit me there you go see now | 493.4 | 7.079 |
let her have it let her have | 497.199 | 7.601 |
it Jee she tough damn or or our bows are | 500.479 | 6.961 |
really weak yep okay they are not much | 504.8 | 3.92 |
help Anthony all right you want me to | 507.44 | 4.76 |
just jump down end this all h fire | 508.72 | 4.759 |
killer let's let's give him one more | 512.2 | 3.399 |
chance all right keep going keep firing | 513.479 | 4.36 |
all right know what to do keep firing | 515.599 | 7.601 |
[ __ ] really seriously yeahoo okay no | 517.839 | 7.56 |
she she can do this all | 523.2 | 5.12 |
day here these walls are in are these | 525.399 | 4.321 |
walls are ruining some of the shots I'm | 528.32 | 3.04 |
going to get rid of them there you go I | 529.72 | 5.32 |
like that doing great yep the wall | 531.36 | 5.44 |
they're really trembling in their what | 535.04 | 3.479 |
they weting quite a bit all right this | 536.8 | 3.92 |
is it take her down fire he's might oh | 538.519 | 3.471 |
not me hey | 540.72 | 2.559 |
[Applause] | 541.99 | 4.529 |
hey that's our first victory of this war | 543.279 | 6.361 |
this Castle stands no | 546.519 | 6.801 |
chance and | 549.64 | 3.68 |
fire keep getting them Dora keep getting | 555.32 | 5.24 |
them I was just admiring this volcano | 561.519 | 3.88 |
looks like a science fair project you | 564.0 | 2.6 |
know what I mean like someone put a | 565.399 | 3.241 |
light in there so what do you think of | 566.6 | 3.88 |
the map room the map room's cool I | 568.64 | 3.6 |
remember this just a big layout of the | 570.48 | 4.4 |
land there's that uh that that area of | 572.24 | 4.599 |
the dead so I guess my house would be | 574.88 | 4.28 |
like right there in the snow so yeah my | 576.839 | 4.641 |
house would be like right here yeah and | 579.16 | 5.08 |
well I think it would actually be right | 581.48 | 4.68 |
here okay where I'm standing yeah | 584.24 | 3.56 |
somewhere around there but you want to | 586.16 | 3.799 |
see come come over here come check this | 587.8 | 5.32 |
out so see this uh this pedestal right | 589.959 | 6.201 |
here this pedestal right here okay yeah | 593.12 | 5.159 |
yeah yeah so so what's it say on there | 596.16 | 3.799 |
bracelet not a | 598.279 | 4.281 |
okay so click on it when I tell you okay | 599.959 | 6.081 |
3 2 1 Click click | 602.56 | 9.6 |
it click I'm click oh bye ooh well where | 606.04 | 7.16 |
am | 612.16 | 4.799 |
I oh am I inside the volcano but if I | 613.2 | 5.28 |
look at my map yep I'm inside the | 616.959 | 4.56 |
volcano which means if I turn around see | 618.48 | 6.08 |
Simon that's how you use a map just kind | 621.519 | 4.521 |
of go in the direction you need to go | 624.56 | 2.56 |
don't | 626.04 | 4.28 |
you oh oh no it's extremely hot though | 627.12 | 5.719 |
oh I see why he did it that way cuz I'm | 630.32 | 4.32 |
going to burn to death yeah that's okay | 632.839 | 3.8 |
I should be able to pull my stuff back | 634.64 | 5.24 |
this is cool neat area still too hot to | 636.639 | 5.2 |
live I don't know do I have any like | 639.88 | 4.28 |
special meals anything that might speed | 641.839 | 5.481 |
this long oh honey bread now what's that | 644.16 | 4.88 |
salted pork I'll eat a little salted | 647.32 | 3.92 |
pork right why not oh yeah so this is | 649.04 | 4.239 |
cool but now is this attuned or should I | 651.24 | 4.08 |
a tune it while I'm here cuz I'm here do | 653.279 | 3.961 |
I do anything with this a tune bracelet | 655.32 | 4.4 |
bam all right yeah now now it's a tune | 657.24 | 4.32 |
so why can't I come here first if it | 659.72 | 5.119 |
wasn't a tomb oh no I'm feeling bad I'm | 661.56 | 5.56 |
feeling like I might pass out right here | 664.839 | 5.24 |
oh no I'm burning the | 667.12 | 5.2 |
death all right come over here and get | 670.079 | 4.961 |
my stuff back and then I'm going back to | 672.32 | 5.72 |
building oh oh God what is that what is | 675.04 | 6.4 |
that oh we got jeelo followers attacking | 678.04 | 5.88 |
us oh what what what in the base even | 681.44 | 7.0 |
jabl song yeah wear hyenas all right I | 683.92 | 6.44 |
got them okay good I got to get my stuff | 688.44 | 4.16 |
back I I I'm not I'm not equipped to | 690.36 | 4.76 |
fighting the jabble SG man springing | 692.6 | 5.799 |
[ __ ] like that on me jabble SG that I | 695.12 | 5.12 |
didn't do it it's part of the new | 698.399 | 4.361 |
chapter the new chapter the new chap the | 700.24 | 4.0 |
new chapter means werewolves spawn in | 702.76 | 3.36 |
our base at night yep that's a pile of | 704.24 | 4.68 |
Po [ __ ] all right body come back body | 706.12 | 6.6 |
come back body body come back well | 708.92 | 6.56 |
that's not good body body did did you do | 712.72 | 5.32 |
the right one yeah summon corpse right | 715.48 | 4.08 |
yeah try it again maybe maybe your | 718.04 | 3.88 |
sorcery is not powerful enough anymore | 719.56 | 4.0 |
well that'd be [ __ ] I'm a great | 721.92 | 3.76 |
sorcerer I know how to summon bats and | 723.56 | 4.32 |
lightning storms I'll be able to summon | 725.68 | 5.399 |
a body body do you see a body whack I | 727.88 | 6.68 |
don't see a body I see nothing wow H | 731.079 | 5.921 |
this is a conundrum circular power It's | 734.56 | 5.12 |
Not Invisible is it it shouldn't | 737.0 | 5.72 |
be boy this is fun now I've lost all my | 739.68 | 5.719 |
stuff AB true I can see it if you can't | 742.72 | 4.4 |
it's right here in front of me on my end | 745.399 | 3.44 |
wait yeah it's right here godessa you | 747.12 | 4.079 |
see my stuff I can can you grab it and | 748.839 | 5.081 |
just drop it over on the beach | 751.199 | 5.2 |
absolutely thank you mhm thank you oh my | 753.92 | 4.039 |
God you have a lot of [ __ ] yeah I got a | 756.399 | 5.24 |
bunch of [ __ ] there we go there we go | 757.959 | 5.481 |
okay it's it's going to take me a minute | 761.639 | 4.121 |
to drag all this out updates are fun | 763.44 | 6.199 |
right wack yeah always fun but at least | 765.76 | 6.519 |
you got it look at the size of that bag | 769.639 | 4.241 |
bag's bigger than you are where do you | 772.279 | 3.841 |
put all that stuff I've never seen a bag | 773.88 | 4.44 |
get that big going look at this this is | 776.12 | 6.2 |
ridiculous few more to go yep you carry | 778.32 | 6.319 |
all that on you all the time uh no just | 782.32 | 3.6 |
when I'm working on large building | 784.639 | 2.921 |
projects Boop are you still dropping | 785.92 | 5.12 |
[ __ ] goddess all right y I am man I okay | 787.56 | 4.92 |
still going almost there did I are you | 791.04 | 3.799 |
sure I had all this I am she bestows it | 792.48 | 4.44 |
upon you is there not a drop all I'm | 794.839 | 4.68 |
done anyway okay you yeah thank you | 796.92 | 4.68 |
goddess like your floating sword oh | 799.519 | 3.961 |
thank you I like your | 801.6 | 4.64 |
wrinkles okay guys I'm doing the uh the | 803.48 | 4.799 |
the star medal one this should make them | 806.24 | 5.92 |
cower in fear okay launching no I'm not | 808.279 | 6.201 |
launching launch it fire Nee you're | 812.16 | 4.6 |
under attack I know oh that was pretty | 814.48 | 7.159 |
close archers archers archers | 816.76 | 8.759 |
archers God okay archers talk to me guys | 821.639 | 5.601 |
um Anthony you fight these guys I'll | 825.519 | 3.801 |
give I'll give AB I'll | 827.24 | 4.48 |
give uh hold on I'm trying to I'm trying | 829.32 | 3.759 |
to get Anthony to take care of that | 831.72 | 4.4 |
stuff shoot it well no I was should I do | 833.079 | 6.0 |
it higher no D maybe down just a to and | 836.12 | 4.959 |
to the left of to oh all right we took | 839.079 | 3.76 |
care of the man it's not the front door | 841.079 | 3.081 |
but at least you might hit a person I | 842.839 | 3.281 |
got my eyes on yeah it takes a while to | 844.16 | 4.4 |
uh adjust the angle got to cycle through | 846.12 | 6.92 |
it all 55 66 7 80 Lenny's arm is looking | 848.56 | 6.32 |
better I don't think the werewolf got to | 853.04 | 4.239 |
him glad to hear that yep all right here | 854.88 | 5.48 |
we go hit it | 857.279 | 3.081 |
[Music] | 860.43 | 6.209 |
baby whoa that seems useless I see it | 861.92 | 6.279 |
flying through the air what the hell | 866.639 | 2.88 |
yeah I don't see how that would work | 868.199 | 2.401 |
come on nebs we'll be the human | 869.519 | 2.841 |
trebuchet let's get them was that made | 870.6 | 4.919 |
of paper snake that's star metal [ __ ] | 872.36 | 5.32 |
they have a snake go | 875.519 | 4.721 |
ahead all right don't hit each oh sorry | 877.68 | 3.839 |
too close to you all right all right | 880.24 | 3.48 |
snakes down snakes down let's get let's | 881.519 | 4.12 |
get the's sandwich them be careful of | 883.72 | 4.16 |
those archers though yep I'll take a | 885.639 | 5.521 |
look all right get him Lenny get | 887.88 | 6.759 |
him Lenny's killing it I got on Archer | 891.16 | 6.64 |
oh God Lenny's dead no Lenny | 894.639 | 5.081 |
Lenny all I'm pretty sure he's going to | 897.8 | 3.56 |
turn into a werewolf tonight anyways I'm | 899.72 | 3.919 |
bringing some en enies back all right | 901.36 | 3.96 |
our CH get ready what are you bringing | 903.639 | 3.961 |
back you want to try that again enemies | 905.32 | 4.84 |
it's implied right I'm in battle like | 907.6 | 4.159 |
this how do I know you didn't have a | 910.16 | 3.08 |
moment with these two and you were like | 911.759 | 3.801 |
oh let's work together on them like this | 913.24 | 7.039 |
archers just like I'm doing I must | 915.56 | 4.719 |
kill why you why you put your BS away CU | 923.199 | 6.681 |
everyone's dead oh please just fire okay | 926.48 | 7.599 |
fire I want to did I reload I reload in | 929.88 | 7.199 |
fire yeah is it just about like the will | 934.079 | 4.481 |
to do it or | 937.079 | 4.481 |
or what's up you want to talk about it | 938.56 | 4.6 |
you're ask when you and these archers I | 941.56 | 3.639 |
just don't know sure wish it would fire | 943.16 | 3.359 |
names we might have to fight this war on | 945.199 | 3.721 |
our own oh we picked up a fancy bow | 946.519 | 5.361 |
we'll give it to The Archers I'm | 948.92 | 2.96 |
sure take that | 955.48 | 4.44 |
oh yeah oh yeah I like this I'll be able | 960.16 | 4.599 |
to walk over here and look down and I'm | 962.24 | 3.839 |
going to put a body right down there and | 964.759 | 2.841 |
I'll be like | 966.079 | 6.24 |
H hey you feeling good today oh you're | 967.6 | 8.84 |
not that's okay we'll whip you in sh | 972.319 | 5.44 |
yeah that look but I got to figure out | 976.44 | 4.04 |
how to make this not look dumb all right | 977.759 | 4.401 |
want a stair wheell here obviously but | 980.48 | 4.24 |
oh got okay no that can't put a ceiling | 982.16 | 4.52 |
there maybe whack nose maybe you're | 984.72 | 3.2 |
supposed to build this in another place | 986.68 | 2.48 |
I don't know yeah I want to stare way | 987.92 | 3.64 |
going up of course there's | 989.16 | 4.679 |
teleportation all right tell you what Mr | 991.56 | 5.48 |
bear I got a couple of projects that I | 993.839 | 7.36 |
want to do so let me deposit all oh wait | 997.04 | 5.88 |
am I dropping it I am dropping it | 1001.199 | 3.601 |
because they've changed everything damn | 1002.92 | 4.88 |
updates damn updates ruin everything all | 1004.8 | 4.599 |
right NOP now I'm punching now I'm | 1007.8 | 4.0 |
punching okay no get in this did I | 1009.399 | 4.24 |
crouch yeah of course I did all right | 1011.8 | 4.0 |
here we go this there that's the new | 1013.639 | 4.241 |
button no get off there we go all right | 1015.8 | 3.68 |
am my lighting out oh he's still | 1017.88 | 3.639 |
crouching yep there we go stand it up | 1019.48 | 4.08 |
here we go all right now I'm like now | 1021.519 | 4.961 |
I'm ready for action all right Mr bear | 1023.56 | 5.279 |
uh yep I got to go get an old friend you | 1026.48 | 4.88 |
hang out right | 1028.839 | 7.521 |
there Dallas when you fire we attack and | 1031.36 | 9.199 |
fire great attack | 1036.36 | 7.52 |
attack to the Head a it's armor is that | 1040.559 | 5.681 |
armor nebs yeah I can't open the front | 1043.88 | 4.76 |
door okay let's attack though wor right | 1046.24 | 4.28 |
but they're all up there how do I I | 1048.64 | 3.2 |
don't know maybe climb it there's a few | 1050.52 | 3.32 |
around the side I'll go get them okay | 1051.84 | 3.64 |
I'm going to Archer fight um you wor | 1053.84 | 4.959 |
about the door oh yeah oh W wo hey guys | 1055.48 | 5.76 |
how's it going what's up buddy jump in | 1058.799 | 4.161 |
here we're fighting this Castle oh no | 1061.24 | 3.36 |
I'm I'm uh I see you're making some | 1062.96 | 5.0 |
proess I brought you a backup exra F | 1064.6 | 6.24 |
what kind of backup just a thr and wack | 1067.96 | 4.599 |
whack's pretty good backup yep where's | 1070.84 | 3.92 |
Lenny is he doing all right Lenny Lenny | 1072.559 | 4.521 |
no he died last scene oh he died that's | 1074.76 | 5.159 |
right yeah H I forgot to to send flowers | 1077.08 | 4.64 |
I'm wearing his head wraps now out of | 1079.919 | 4.0 |
Honor for Lenny's memory okay quack I | 1081.72 | 4.839 |
got this guy you circle around good did | 1083.919 | 4.561 |
you guys you guys have a treb shade | 1086.559 | 4.921 |
don't you yeah great yeah there we go he | 1088.48 | 5.16 |
down I know this Wall's really spiky but | 1091.48 | 4.12 |
should I try and climb it go for it I | 1093.64 | 4.68 |
can't wait to see it ow go around the | 1095.6 | 6.4 |
spiky spots is there not spiky spots can | 1098.32 | 6.0 |
we launch someone from the TR that'd be | 1102.0 | 3.799 |
fun I don't think so I'd like to | 1104.32 | 3.599 |
volunteer could try it oh boy I got a | 1105.799 | 3.721 |
lot over here found a chest with | 1107.919 | 4.12 |
paintings let's page what we can from | 1109.52 | 3.639 |
them at | 1112.039 | 4.201 |
least boy there's a lot of them oh God | 1113.159 | 5.081 |
yep there's a lot run I'm trying run for | 1116.24 | 3.679 |
a little bit I keep locking on and I'm | 1118.24 | 4.08 |
trying to run all righto take this I | 1119.919 | 4.24 |
took some of the heat off you appreciate | 1122.32 | 3.16 |
it all right let's split them up took | 1124.159 | 2.841 |
all of the heat off you help yep I just | 1125.48 | 3.679 |
wanted to divide them not all right man | 1127.0 | 4.72 |
you and me all day poke poke folks how | 1129.159 | 4.321 |
you doing I'm just shooting people up on | 1131.72 | 3.56 |
the wall this guy doesn't mind arrows in | 1133.48 | 3.92 |
his head o wow they got some good swords | 1135.28 | 4.2 |
and stuff yeah looking the backside of | 1137.4 | 3.96 |
this wall I don't really see a way in so | 1139.48 | 4.36 |
far but I got demon blood sausage okay | 1141.36 | 3.92 |
maybe we should pull back and come up | 1143.84 | 3.12 |
with a better plan to get inside I'm | 1145.28 | 3.279 |
going to circle around the whole thing | 1146.96 | 4.36 |
who okay that seems Reckless just do one | 1148.559 | 4.641 |
lap okay yeah I'll regroup with you back | 1151.32 | 3.12 |
at the base I'll meet you on the other | 1153.2 | 3.28 |
side no we we we'll meet in the middle | 1154.44 | 3.52 |
yep all right I'm going to launch this | 1156.48 | 4.079 |
trebuchet at the door do it I want to | 1157.96 | 6.12 |
see someone else do it and | 1160.559 | 6.921 |
go uh gosh what was that in a little r | 1164.08 | 5.52 |
touch up these guys are weird they have | 1167.48 | 3.84 |
they have like a little snake sticking | 1169.6 | 4.079 |
out of their wall it's cute yep I've | 1171.32 | 4.88 |
done a full lap it's a pretty solid | 1173.679 | 4.921 |
Castle oh the snake he's licking my head | 1176.2 | 4.719 |
he's SN he likes licking Lenny's blood | 1178.6 | 4.439 |
oh he's a good boy if you see a snake | 1180.919 | 4.161 |
inside don't kill him he's my friend I'm | 1183.039 | 3.921 |
killing him don't kill him all right | 1185.08 | 4.8 |
round two firing bring it oh wow I | 1186.96 | 4.56 |
didn't realize what I have behind me he | 1189.88 | 3.88 |
hit the step that's the wrong door whack | 1191.52 | 4.44 |
archers take them out what about the | 1193.76 | 4.0 |
little door I don't think we can get | 1195.96 | 4.199 |
that door little door how do we get in | 1197.76 | 6.12 |
the castle we could just jump oh all | 1200.159 | 6.121 |
right it's kind of working need some | 1203.88 | 4.56 |
help want help yep which side of the | 1206.28 | 7.2 |
castle now by the Archer wall here we | 1208.44 | 5.04 |
come Heroes oh my God the Archer wall is | 1214.08 | 4.839 |
actually doing something there we go it | 1217.12 | 5.84 |
is wow let him go hurt so bad get them | 1218.919 | 6.201 |
archers get him back up needes I got you | 1222.96 | 6.719 |
I'm trying oh leave needes alone | 1225.12 | 7.52 |
sir there we go drink him a juice oh | 1229.679 | 5.161 |
yeah stab that boy give me this one I | 1232.64 | 4.0 |
clicked on that one didn't do | 1234.84 | 5.16 |
nothing archers archers are | 1236.64 | 6.36 |
doing | 1240.0 | 3.0 |
oh sorry sorry | 1243.48 | 6.199 |
Anthony he Heat of the Moment yep we've | 1245.96 | 7.599 |
all been there yeah sorry | 1249.679 | 7.36 |
buddy oh yeah I remember you idiots oh | 1253.559 | 6.281 |
yeah see if combats changed any | 1257.039 | 6.161 |
yeah oo all right come at me oh yeah | 1259.84 | 5.04 |
that's right stamina oh God I got to be | 1263.2 | 3.599 |
real careful on stamina cuz I am a | 1264.88 | 4.08 |
sorcerer and you seem a lot tougher than | 1266.799 | 4.841 |
last time backstab backstab backstab | 1268.96 | 5.68 |
backstab yes all right o a little bit of | 1271.64 | 5.08 |
Goo I'll take you goo all right check | 1274.64 | 5.36 |
the map and I'm pretty sure if I go up | 1276.72 | 6.0 |
and to the left at the next PATH where | 1280.0 | 5.96 |
was it oh boy we're ghost I don't want | 1282.72 | 5.16 |
to get overwhelmed let's see that's just | 1285.96 | 3.44 |
one up | 1287.88 | 4.039 |
to the left yeah this is looking | 1289.4 | 5.24 |
familiar there's the lake there's all | 1291.919 | 5.0 |
that so that means it should be right | 1294.64 | 4.639 |
around there you are | 1296.919 | 6.64 |
yes hey buddy how you been doing I se | 1299.279 | 6.76 |
you in a minut let's see got anybody | 1303.559 | 5.801 |
behind me oh of course I do El | 1306.039 | 6.961 |
sir okay yeah you want to | 1309.36 | 7.12 |
go oh stamina stamina oh hey Rino all | 1313.0 | 4.919 |
right no no no don't no no don't get | 1316.48 | 3.679 |
involved don't you [ __ ] get involved | 1317.919 | 7.201 |
no no no you dumb big [ __ ] okay no all | 1320.159 | 6.4 |
right how do I'm getting on you get on | 1325.12 | 3.24 |
him get on him no don't get caught under | 1326.559 | 5.641 |
and get on him you janky ass [ __ ] are | 1328.36 | 5.12 |
you are you going to actually help are | 1332.2 | 3.24 |
you going to okay yeah Run please good | 1333.48 | 4.079 |
God good God yeah please say stand there | 1335.44 | 3.839 |
watch stand don't you do it don't you do | 1337.559 | 4.681 |
it oh God don't do it I don't want to | 1339.279 | 6.88 |
hit you there we go hey come here back | 1342.24 | 5.16 |
to you 3 seconds and you're already | 1346.159 | 3.12 |
being dumb there we there we go what was | 1347.4 | 3.759 |
your name Abbot who the hell named you | 1349.279 | 4.801 |
Abbot same way we came back we go down | 1351.159 | 4.441 |
we go right and we'll get the hell out | 1354.08 | 4.52 |
of hereo ab but I hope you like the snow | 1355.6 | 6.12 |
cuz you're going to live in the | 1358.6 | 3.12 |
snow so you think you can make that jump | 1362.039 | 4.601 |
dris I know I can so if we could somehow | 1364.279 | 5.201 |
all jump in that way is there a way to | 1366.64 | 4.84 |
get out though uh what if you just go up | 1369.48 | 3.84 |
the steps to that little you know one of | 1371.48 | 3.12 |
these you just got to get see those | 1373.32 | 3.479 |
steps over here okay from the inside we | 1374.6 | 3.959 |
can climb out jump that's easy that's | 1376.799 | 3.161 |
the easy part that's the worst Archer | 1378.559 | 2.36 |
over there I've ever seen someone shoot | 1379.96 | 3.56 |
this guy he's pissing me off yep I can | 1380.919 | 4.161 |
do that um I'm going to throw in a | 1383.52 | 3.44 |
little spider ball before I do this oh | 1385.08 | 3.16 |
yeah wait you're still messing with | 1386.96 | 2.52 |
that's a good idea you're still messing | 1388.24 | 3.72 |
with Z I dabble all right okay keep | 1389.48 | 5.64 |
going nebs you can't beat me too good | 1391.96 | 4.719 |
and they are too bad this is like a | 1395.12 | 3.08 |
Pokemon Bell you're both just standing | 1396.679 | 3.0 |
there shooting [ __ ] at each other this | 1398.2 | 2.88 |
is hard to watch he's not hitting me | 1399.679 | 4.201 |
though he's hitting the Rocks did J are | 1401.08 | 5.32 |
you guys ready oh Victory all right hey | 1403.88 | 5.84 |
there's a spider ball oh right up on the | 1406.4 | 4.8 |
oh I don't think you could make that | 1409.72 | 4.24 |
shot twice in a row get in there and | 1411.2 | 4.839 |
fight like a spider you ready now it's a | 1413.96 | 3.839 |
lot more like Pokemon are you guys ready | 1416.039 | 5.041 |
ready if you want I'm doing it | 1417.799 | 6.041 |
and oh he's in oh he's a double jump oh | 1421.08 | 5.0 |
there s oh he's in yeah all right all | 1423.84 | 3.88 |
right get them your spider's outside of | 1426.08 | 3.68 |
the castle Yeah that didn't work well I | 1427.72 | 4.199 |
am here wow and then you can get out | 1429.76 | 5.0 |
right there huh yeah easy peasy okay | 1431.919 | 4.921 |
well that's the plan then I'm going too | 1434.76 | 4.799 |
tomorrow we're all going I miss oh | 1436.84 | 5.16 |
Anthony my spider will prot ow we may | 1439.559 | 3.681 |
have to build something so we can jump | 1442.0 | 2.48 |
further we don't have double jump or | 1443.24 | 3.4 |
just jump better we don't have double | 1444.48 | 6.12 |
jump just jump better don't jump don't | 1446.64 | 6.2 |
jump there oh what why is my spider | 1450.6 | 3.48 |
attacking me you want to aim from where | 1452.84 | 4.04 |
they're standing up top there and you'll | 1454.08 | 3.839 |
I really don't want to go in there it | 1456.88 | 3.279 |
looks dangerous well it is dangerous are | 1457.919 | 3.961 |
you fighting your own spider it's | 1460.159 | 2.961 |
fighting | 1461.88 | 5.0 |
me my spider just killed me | 1463.12 | 6.4 |
funny there's a good | 1466.88 | 5.279 |
out why are you | 1469.52 | 4.37 |
guys the | 1472.159 | 3.681 |
[Music] | 1473.89 | 3.75 |
[ __ ] | 1475.84 | 5.0 |
way you can | 1477.64 | 7.36 |
go going to find a life like this where | 1480.84 | 6.199 |
we | 1485.0 | 5.24 |
belong Where We | 1487.039 | 6.041 |
Belong Where We Belong | 1490.24 | 7.55 |
[Music] | 1493.08 | 4.71 |
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