We carried a baby HORSE across the ENTIRE MAP. It went poorly. - Conan Exiles

Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fan! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2? If not, you're in for a treat because i...
We carried a baby HORSE across the ENTIRE MAP. It went poorly. - Conan Exiles
We carried a baby HORSE across the ENTIRE MAP. It went poorly. - Conan Exiles

We carried a baby HORSE across the ENTIRE MAP. It went poorly. - Conan Exiles

Neebs Gaming


neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Conan Exiles! Today, we're doing the impossible - carrying a baby horse across the ENTIRE map. And let me tell you, it went about as well as you'd expect.

simon: Oh yeah, it was a disaster from start to finish. Anthony really dropped the ball on this one, becoming a deadbeat dad and all.

appsro: I still can't get over the monkey cave shenanigans. And Simon, getting seduced by a slug monster? Classic. This video is definitely one for the books.

neebs: Absolutely, nothing like a good ol' adventure in Conan Exiles with my favorite goofballs. And hey, don't forget to hit that subscribe button and check out our Neebs Gaming Coffee for some extra energy to tackle these crazy challenges!

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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fan! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2? If not, you're in for a treat because in Episode 12, things get pretty wild. Anthony takes on the role of a deadbeat dad, Appsro explores a monkey cave, and Simon finds himself seduced by a slug monster. I mean, who wouldn't want to see that in action, right?

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As you dive into the episode, be sure to keep an eye out for some hilarious moments like Neebs being pregnant with a horse and the gang facing off against an elephant attack. The timestamps provided in the description will guide you through all the action-packed shenanigans, from Leapin Sky Dairy to Goddess Ada's Intervention.

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I'm not going to hit you oh it's a lot1082.724.4
of BL page yes start bleeding start1085.25.719
bleeding you idiot and queen suck on my1087.126.439
be okay yeah okay yeah you hit you hit1090.9194.521
pretty hard half1093.5594.881
Health there we go one two that should1095.444.16
have hit that should have hit that's1098.443.32
some [ __ ] right there there we go 201099.64.0
bleed damage yeah keep bleeding dummy1101.766.399
keep bleeding dummy oo I got you oh man1103.65.24
that should have been a hit why does1108.843.959
that one hit not hit Bam Bam Bam Bam1110.086.56
there we go come at me again I1112.7996.88
need oh yeah you don't know me do you1116.645.039
kind of the queen of these Realms and as1119.6796.081
the queen i s it you oh to death oh oh1121.6798.961
oh [ __ ] oh what that was1125.764.88
[ __ ] wow look how far we've gotten no1135.05.799
might take us weeks to get home mhm1138.364.96
literally probably faster to build a1140.7994.601
stable and raise this horse here yeah1143.323.599
and then you could ride the horse home1145.44.279
yeah that'd be amazing mhm oh this is1146.9195.681
steep oh god look is that like tigers or1149.6794.681
Panthers or something down there oh my1152.63.68
is that an elephant ah this is where we1154.364.12
are wait elephants1156.285.16
yep I've been wanting to see one yeah we1158.486.079
got across the Savannah with a baby1161.446.359
horse yeah we have to there's no other1164.5594.961
there's no I agree with you there's no1167.7993.281
other option until someone picked it up1169.523.08
what are you talking about from course1171.085.92
we have to of of okay yep of horse of1172.66.199
course we have to I wish that worked it1177.04.08
almost does man we have to bring home a1178.7995.521
horse of course all right um well come1181.084.2
slide you make it I mean not yet but I'm1185.284.6
going to oh1188.24.359
God careful it bows in a little bit be1189.884.2
careful yep you know what I'm going to1192.5593.561
put a bed down here just in case okay1194.083.32
I'll build a trampoline down here for1196.123.559
the horse you can throw it down okay1197.44.0
make him down way down a little slower1199.6794.041
than you no I'm I'm pretty slow too I'm1201.45.24
climbing for two now I'm walking for two1203.724.439
I've filled myself with good stuff if1206.643.399
we're going to walk I'm I'm loading up1208.1594.721
oh God this is crazy Debs I found a cave1210.0394.801
behind a waterfall yeah I'm going to1212.886.679
explore it okay I'll meet you down there1214.847.64
okay all right I'm tired of walking oh1219.5594.721
God there's a tiger in it and like an1222.484.12
actual orange tiger is it fighting you1224.286.16
yes cuz it's a tiger right okay okay I1226.65.559
think I can do this I think oh God I1230.444.08
can't do this oh God I can't get to you1232.1594.88
cuz I'm walk1234.525.12
SL it's all right you good I'm1237.0396.321
protecting for two now I got1239.643.72
you so Simon I'm I'm curious yeah have1245.65.199
you ever met a previous Tinder date in a1248.724.839
sewage system uh no no I haven't and1250.7995.321
this exciting yeah this is fun it's a1253.5595.921
different different atmosphere oh sweet1256.125.039
nothings wow that's four play right1259.483.8
there yeah the thing is though I if1261.1594.041
we're hanging out here I do not want you1263.284.879
to watch okay you're going to have to go1265.25.16
as hard as it's going to be to not watch1268.1593.76
know you see cuz something tells me the1271.9194.561
water needs to raise I don't know why1274.723.52
I'm thinking that weird all right I'm1276.485.04
going the the left way okay so so I1278.246.2
should go the right way sure sure sure1281.525.12
so yep we're looking for circles we can1284.446.2
shoot oh I didn't know interesting man I1286.646.12
wish we could pray to our I you know1290.644.039
what I could pick a religion I'd pick1292.764.519
the religion of adahop and and I would1294.6794.401
you know why one of the reasons why I1297.2793.921
could actually talk to her and I'd ask1299.083.719
her questions and she'd answer my1301.24.68
prayers and I'd say adahop oh God is1302.7995.521
adahop the target is over here where you1305.884.24
came from no no you don't have to tell1308.324.479
me exactly I'm just saying why the [ __ ]1310.124.84
did you ask me but that's what I would1312.7994.0
why are you just standing there well I1314.963.8
came back you you explored the whole1316.7995.12
right there wasn't that far to go when I1318.766.32
go in here there's water and then1321.9195.721
there's like a a dead end and I don't1325.085.599
see can't see anything over there oh1327.645.2
maybe I can climb on top of this hold on1330.6795.281
can I climb on top of this damn my menu1332.846.28
is going crazy oh [ __ ] okay maybe I can1335.965.64
do that yeah see something maybe you can1339.124.64
make an effort are you oh I did make an1341.64.959
effort you see anything I swam over here1343.764.6
maybe you cannot be an [ __ ] that's1346.5595.0
true man I'm my you should see what like1348.364.919
what I'm doing right now my body is1351.5594.081
insane okay but I think I do see the1353.2796.4
beginnings of something yes we can shoot1355.646.8
yep you ready ready like your weapons1359.6795.681
are now oh me yeah um well nebs I wanted1362.445.359
I wanted to ask okay um do you want me1365.364.679
to carry the horse for a little bit um1367.7993.521
well I don't want you to have this1370.0393.561
burden all alone N I kind of want to you1371.323.959
know hold it over your head later yeah1373.62.959
but like look if you're going to walk1375.2792.361
with it anyways I'm going to do it1376.5592.36
anyways you could fight a little bit and1377.644.039
I'll hold the horse so you don't like1378.9195.88
the dead beat Dead uh title I guess well1381.6794.6
no if if it's going to happen I'm going1384.7993.161
to do it right but right from the1386.2792.921
beginning I was just going to put it up1387.962.68
for adoption and give up it's a little1389.23.2
too late for that I mean I know so now1390.643.0
that it's too late I got to take1392.44.24
responsibility and be a man right is1393.644.8
that that's not a storm coming in is it1396.642.8
oh yeah that's a storm coming we got1398.442.2
build a shelter all right yeah you know1399.443.119
what you you hold on to the baby I'll1400.643.48
I'll carry it a little bit when uh1402.5592.961
against this wall start chopping stuff1404.123.28
and making a thing wait I'm sheltered1405.524.0
right here are you yes come on sounds1407.44.08
great I'm not walking very fast get over1409.524.48
here Women and Children First oh God but1411.484.48
seriously like imagine if a couple could1414.03.799
just like trade the baby like I'm busy1415.963.68
this week let me let me carry the baby1417.7993.721
yeah that sounds like crazy talk right1419.644.36
there well but here what's possible okay1421.524.2
Jes let me carry this child sheltered1424.03.76
it's too late man it's not give me the1425.723.6
child or I'm going to punch a pregnant1427.763.2
woman Cats in the Cradle give me the1429.323.88
horse nope you're not fit the you're not1430.964.48
fit to be give the no you had your1433.24.04
chance he was a baby and you missed you1435.445.239
blew it too late too little too late I'm1437.245.6
going to get1440.6795.321
milk oh you little [ __ ] oh you actually1442.845.48
made me put my helmet back on oh what's1446.04.48
you got ghost people that's what was1448.325.719
happening last time let's see here what1450.485.76
he doesn't know is my buddy Dora gave me1454.0394.0
a spider1456.246.48
ball yeah what the oh God okay that was1458.0396.76
oh all right yeah this spider's doing a1462.724.52
little bit of damage yeah get in there1464.7993.88
yeah I'm going to work you down with us1467.243.84
yeah come on get him get him first yeah1468.6794.841
you get him oh I should be hitting him1471.084.64
with arrows oh spider's almost dead okay1473.524.36
that's okay cuz guess what I got another1475.726.199
spider ball I Choose You D spider oh boy1477.887.08
come on nope not spider yes did I just1481.9195.281
hit the spider I did didn't I God damn1484.965.24
fine you see your first mistake sir is1490.485.559
you messed with the queen and for doing1493.725.4
so the punishment is is the1496.0397.481
bean come out oh okay yep oh I'm going1499.125.96
to get you this time well if I can't get1503.523.44
you this time I'm just m you made me put1505.084.44
on my helmet you realize that sir1506.965.959
insult yeah I need new man I do not do1509.526.039
as much damage as I want going do1512.9193.801
another swing oh you're not going to do1515.5592.801
your second swing [ __ ] I'll go in there1516.723.04
do a little bit of this all right now1518.363.12
boom bleed the death bleed the death1519.764.56
yeah choke1521.482.84
out you dare1526.243.439
fo okay is it we like a an arrow1530.885.96
peppering or is that even possible I'm1534.764.12
assuming there's not just one big thing1536.843.8
you guys were going to like really oh1538.884.0
God talking to you she's talking to you1540.644.44
all right listen we're we're I don't I1542.883.84
don't I'm not you want to put down a bed1545.082.88
roll I'm putting it down I already put1546.723.04
down a bed roll oh well good for you1547.964.959
you're really smart yeah okay1549.765.44
so do you want to go see what she looks1552.9195.441
like Salon you excited oh shut up1555.26.28
yeah it's this [ __ ] come on can we just1558.365.799
can it would be nice all right you want1561.486.6
me to come on hold on I'll say um now1564.1596.801
yep just keep hitting the wall Skelly1568.085.04
wow yeah they they don't like messing1570.965.52
with me you know probably because of Zap1573.124.799
right you know what it does probably1576.483.96
help to have a lord behind you it does1577.9194.201
not hurt let me grab those arrows might1580.444.68
just need them okay all right so I think1582.125.559
I'm getting a flashback are you of1585.124.559
watching you and thick do this in a vide1587.6795.561
yes so it's in the round go see your1589.6796.12
Totum say hi to your Totum so she just1593.245.64
jumps in and out of the hole ohy pretty1595.7995.921
pretty oh1598.882.84
boy she is pretty so this is a big Arrow1603.1596.721
time yeah might as well use her Oh [ __ ]1607.324.839
forgot that these guys damn it just let1609.886.08
us fight I got one arrow1612.1597.441
shot okay fight skeleton all right so1615.965.68
little by little yep and then when it1619.64.559
collapses then we jump in is that it and1621.644.399
then hit it with the sword oh1624.1595.601
w got hit by the the Fireball the mouth1626.0396.041
all right good for you it's a spitter oh1629.764.08
she's spitting it out she does she's1632.083.719
spitting it out not a swallower now1633.845.16
she's down she went in yep oh now you1635.7995.561
get her get her that what you do [ __ ]1639.04.08
isn't she pretty when she flops she1641.363.84
really is pretty I wouldn't mind having1643.083.839
her slide right inside me if you know1645.24.28
what I mean ah oh flip it up a little1646.9196.0
bit yeah yeah oh yeah she is a strap on1649.486.28
o and that's what we do that's that's1652.9194.681
going to be the thing that's how we do1655.763.68
it all1657.64.48
right nebs that thing's getting real1659.445.599
close yep let's do I don't is that no1662.084.839
he's looking at us isn't he I think so1665.0394.041
is that the aggress aggressive yes1666.9193.441
that's the aggressive he's kicking and1669.083.199
doing his thing he's kicking he's around1670.364.36
Shield up okay he went by you got to1672.2793.88
keep him off of me I'll distract him1674.723.28
yeah there you go look at me look at me1676.1593.801
Big Elephant Man okay yeah you're a big1678.04.96
elephant boy very enticing yes look at1679.964.8
me what do elephants like to eat I don't1682.964.0
know okay I think I'm good man what are1684.763.72
elephants like to eat they they eat1686.963.68
peanuts don't you know anything a rock1688.484.84
monster I'm a giant peanut what rock1690.647.759
monster a crap and elephant boy neees I1693.326.479
don't really care about you I care about1698.3993.76
the horse you're carrying do you now yes1699.7995.841
of course I do of course you do oh1702.1596.76
God okay careful okay how's the horse1705.645.519
yep he's in a bag he could have been1708.9194.161
frolicking in the field with his family1711.1593.161
well now he's going to be with a new1713.085.079
family we're going to make this work oh1714.327.04
you're not predictable at all no oh wait1718.1596.681
all right yeah yeah yeah come on man1721.368.88
come on yeah yes o oh man I know down1724.848.92
there real close I know you take it oh a1730.246.36
cake cake cake I just had a piece of1733.764.56
okay they're fighting we're getting away1738.324.44
they're fighting perfect we're free1740.24.52
that's right you little [ __ ] oh is you1742.764.32
getting ready to be down she get so wet1744.724.88
yeah oh she's about to go she's about to1747.085.439
go used all my arrows ooh I just hit the1749.65.24
spitball with an arrow that's a thing1752.5194.04
and it stopped it yeah that's cool it1754.844.8
looks like it come on1756.5593.081
baby oh my God look at that ass oh1760.248.439
man that's nice she's a little stinky1764.5196.121
but I'll bet you'll get through1768.6794.201
it yeah you just got to eat your way1770.644.08
it that's it good fight Simon yum yum1774.726.36
I'm going to do this do do the things I1778.723.679
don't know if that's what I'm supposed1781.083.959
corpse maybe abysmal Fang got three of1782.3996.28
them what and here's a book ooh reading1785.0396.921
oh abysmal bunch of stuffs man we're so1788.6796.081
smart did you read the book nah read for1791.965.8
losers come read it you idiot all right1794.765.84
reads for1797.762.84

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Man, I just watched the latest episode of Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles series and it was hilarious as always! This group of guys cracks me up with their goofy adventures and camaraderie in survival games.

In this episode, Anthony decides to abandon his newborn baby to go loot some ruins, which is so in-character for him. Meanwhile, Appsro explores a "brown monkey hole" cave that looks pretty nasty. And Simon, oh Simon. He gets seduced and knocked out by a weird slug lady, which is both disturbing and funny at the same time!

The best part is that even though they goof around, you can tell these dudes really know their stuff when it comes to building cool bases and taking down bosses in these games. And their cinematic editing makes it so much fun to watch. It really feels like you're on an adventure with them!

Honestly, watching Neebs Gaming play Conan Exiles is the next best thing to playing it yourself. Their commentary and camaraderie give me life and their editing is top-notch. If you're looking for an entertaining way to experience this brutal survival game, look no further than Neebs and the gang.

Whether they're getting mauled by elephants, seduced by slugs, or abandoning their children, you're guaranteed to laugh your butt off watching them bumble through the savage world of Conan Exiles. So do yourself a favor and dive into their Conan Exiles playlist for a good time! Just be prepared for some questionable parenting techniques and lots of hilarious misadventures.

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