We carried a baby HORSE across the ENTIRE MAP. It went poorly. - Conan Exiles
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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hey guys thanks for coming I don't know | 0.96 | 5.28 |
how ruthless my God is but um you know I | 3.24 | 4.8 |
just figured I'd have a couple Witnesses | 6.24 | 4.04 |
and you still all about this spider God | 8.04 | 5.599 |
thing Wrath of z z keep it down okay but | 10.28 | 4.92 |
what do you mean though just keep it | 13.639 | 5.041 |
down oh we just don't know I'm upgrading | 15.2 | 5.2 |
crap this is going to take some time I'm | 18.68 | 4.64 |
sort of did you guys grab some SN you | 20.4 | 4.16 |
think it would just upgrade like | 23.32 | 3.08 |
automatically no have you ever played | 24.56 | 4.879 |
Conan Exiles where everything takes 20 | 26.4 | 5.16 |
20,000 | 29.439 | 4.161 |
how long do it say I'm not blaming you | 31.56 | 3.96 |
I'm blaming the the devs on this one | 33.6 | 4.04 |
well it it's a it's a whole new Shrine | 35.52 | 3.719 |
it's going to take time I'm building it | 37.64 | 4.079 |
a right now with my mind okay but what's | 39.239 | 4.521 |
a while tell me I mean this is like you | 41.719 | 4.32 |
and a car trip yep it is well how about | 43.76 | 3.6 |
you answer the question cuz it probably | 46.039 | 2.961 |
tells you you know what it's going to be | 47.36 | 4.519 |
done in 2 minutes you son of a I don't | 49.0 | 4.44 |
know about okay well in the meantime I | 51.879 | 3.961 |
made something called a yell Lotus | 53.44 | 4.32 |
potion okay and it's a potion that | 55.84 | 4.32 |
causes hallucinations and visions I'm | 57.76 | 5.319 |
all about it I'm I'm drinking it oh oh | 60.16 | 6.24 |
wow here I go I wish I could see seeing | 63.079 | 4.921 |
we should it's always more fun to trip | 66.4 | 2.88 |
together yeah it's true it is I only | 68.0 | 3.92 |
made one oh my stamina's plus 10 though | 69.28 | 4.8 |
got that going for me okay all right | 71.92 | 4.36 |
let's see not seeing any hallucinations | 74.08 | 4.92 |
or visions though you got some bunk [ __ ] | 76.28 | 4.4 |
you know what I was I was promised | 79.0 | 3.36 |
hallucinations and Visions I got none of | 80.68 | 3.64 |
it you got to let it kick in you might | 82.36 | 3.92 |
just need to wait a little bit you know | 84.32 | 4.52 |
maybe I'm seeing something in the sky | 86.28 | 5.76 |
ooh is that something a to edited in I | 88.84 | 6.08 |
can't tell oh you never know right right | 92.04 | 5.359 |
is this part of the game or is this all | 94.92 | 5.559 |
fakery the mystery will never be known | 97.399 | 4.921 |
got a minute left only 2 minutes really | 100.479 | 3.481 |
I thought it was going to be like 3 days | 102.32 | 3.56 |
feels like 3 days Simon you want to go | 103.96 | 4.88 |
do a fight a boss after this yes okay oh | 105.88 | 4.279 |
before you guys go let me give you some | 108.84 | 3.72 |
good potions like what I'll take them | 110.159 | 4.081 |
like these is aloe extract matter of | 112.56 | 2.599 |
fact if you guys are out in the about | 114.24 | 2.519 |
and you see any aloe grab it we can use | 115.159 | 3.32 |
it to make better [ __ ] in these bandages | 116.759 | 4.561 |
aloe Alo I dropped that's four of them | 118.479 | 4.401 |
there you go Simon put them up your butt | 121.32 | 3.24 |
taking them in my butt what the hell is | 122.88 | 4.32 |
that oh you seeing [ __ ] uh maybe oh yeah | 124.56 | 4.36 |
cuz I don't see anything what do you | 127.2 | 5.08 |
what do you see I saw that what okay | 128.92 | 5.48 |
what do you see I I saw a lady on the | 132.28 | 4.92 |
water yeah but it wasn't a it could have | 134.4 | 4.68 |
been I mean you know what she looks like | 137.2 | 3.88 |
goddess a is usually naked this this | 139.08 | 3.6 |
this was a clothed woman all right well | 141.08 | 3.32 |
it could have been a Man Too like from | 142.68 | 4.16 |
from a distance hard to | 144.4 | 5.88 |
tell wow I like the old one better | 146.84 | 6.24 |
I don't I don't I like this one better | 150.28 | 4.679 |
how how are you guys' Gods doing I'm | 153.08 | 3.56 |
still figuring out whether or not I | 154.959 | 3.041 |
believe okay you know what I might I | 156.64 | 3.56 |
might start on M mine today I might | 158.0 | 3.84 |
start my Metro worship today matter of | 160.2 | 3.28 |
fact I'm doing it okay all right good | 161.84 | 3.72 |
gear up buddy we we're leaving soon all | 163.48 | 3.32 |
right my Temple's going to make your | 165.56 | 3.48 |
Temple look bunk buddy zap's killing it | 166.8 | 3.95 |
on Tik | 169.04 | 9.08 |
[Music] | 170.75 | 10.569 |
Tock okay listen I'm kind of done with | 178.12 | 5.199 |
our little trip here I know I know I | 181.319 | 3.84 |
want to leave too so I'm building a | 183.319 | 4.2 |
bridge to that side look I've went I've | 185.159 | 3.72 |
gone to the other side there's no metal | 187.519 | 2.481 |
over there is this the way you want to | 188.879 | 3.36 |
go home this way no because that would | 190.0 | 4.48 |
not be the way home why are we doing | 192.239 | 4.041 |
this bridge because there's no metal on | 194.48 | 3.2 |
this side of the lake so maybe there's | 196.28 | 4.92 |
some on that side okay you know what I | 197.68 | 5.96 |
think I'm just going to go home now nebs | 201.2 | 5.0 |
we want to go home but I look my Katana | 203.64 | 4.319 |
is broken I don't think I'll make it do | 206.2 | 3.319 |
you your Shield's broken right is home | 207.959 | 3.92 |
this way nebs is your Shield broken uh | 209.519 | 4.401 |
not quite almost is home this way then | 211.879 | 3.521 |
man we should get some metal to repair | 213.92 | 3.12 |
our things for the trip home I'm going | 215.4 | 3.399 |
to ask my question one more time all | 217.04 | 5.16 |
right is home this way no home is this | 218.799 | 5.401 |
way follow me come on okay good deal | 222.2 | 4.0 |
this was easier than I thought what the | 224.2 | 4.679 |
hell is this son I don't know I mean it | 226.2 | 4.44 |
looks like one of the guys made it right | 228.879 | 3.92 |
well I mean it looks like it was made | 230.64 | 7.0 |
what the [ __ ] okay right huh wish | 232.799 | 8.08 |
interesting interesting design well okay | 237.64 | 5.679 |
how far away we got to make it past | 240.879 | 4.801 |
these guys and it's in that Temple right | 243.319 | 5.041 |
ahead of us okay so so we easy enough we | 245.68 | 4.72 |
just got to run run past the guys shall | 248.36 | 3.56 |
we yeah we shall it's been a lot of | 250.4 | 3.479 |
running so far I think I got that down | 251.92 | 4.2 |
yeah let's run run run little cowards is | 253.879 | 4.561 |
what we are hey guys we're cowards we | 256.12 | 4.16 |
don't have time we don't we don't want | 258.44 | 4.199 |
to mess with you at all we just want to | 260.28 | 5.4 |
see your um your tourist attraction if | 262.639 | 5.12 |
you will yes yeah great you guys are all | 265.68 | 4.84 |
tough is there a is there like a I can | 267.759 | 6.601 |
buy with ears do this thing have ears W | 270.52 | 5.32 |
say guys pardon me we might have to | 274.36 | 2.48 |
fight some of them I don't know they're | 275.84 | 2.6 |
running right past like I'm running with | 276.84 | 3.4 |
them like we're buddies Dr how does this | 278.44 | 3.4 |
work again crap we might have to I | 280.24 | 3.799 |
forget how this goes oh [ __ ] yeah cuz we | 281.84 | 4.359 |
can't go in there all right fight time | 284.039 | 4.241 |
fight time all right you know what these | 286.199 | 4.801 |
are always fun take that yeah that's my | 288.28 | 5.12 |
buddy don't okay wow feel like I'm | 291.0 | 4.44 |
that's my spider buddy let me get a oh | 293.4 | 4.28 |
god oh there's a spider in here yeah I | 295.44 | 4.36 |
don't think I could do the bandage thing | 297.68 | 6.799 |
okay [ __ ] why is my H off look at them | 299.8 | 6.92 |
all dumb and distracted by spider all | 304.479 | 6.121 |
right hold on idiot we're good all | 306.72 | 6.6 |
right yeah yeah all right heal up dude I | 310.6 | 5.28 |
just put a bandage on them I'm ready now | 313.32 | 4.56 |
thank you spider friend thank you for | 315.88 | 4.28 |
your | 317.88 | 2.28 |
sacrifice all right we get this last | 321.84 | 6.079 |
tree down and I'm thinking let's see | 324.199 | 7.12 |
religion boom Shrine of Metra oh no | 327.919 | 5.481 |
we're going to have to turn this oh yeah | 331.319 | 4.32 |
right here on the tip of this peninsula | 333.4 | 4.519 |
Peninsula however you say that word not | 335.639 | 4.041 |
enough contact with the ground you | 337.919 | 4.041 |
screwing with me there it is there it is | 339.68 | 6.16 |
Bam Metra oh MRA how I'd like to see you | 341.96 | 5.92 |
touching me at night see so what can I | 345.84 | 4.799 |
do here in the shrine of Metra what is | 347.88 | 5.68 |
this stuff burn offering flesh of | 350.639 | 5.68 |
remembrance where do you get stuff like | 353.56 | 5.28 |
that skull of yog what is this junk | 356.319 | 5.201 |
tablet of dirt ketto tapety of what is | 358.84 | 5.04 |
this mess lingering Essence I don't have | 361.52 | 4.399 |
any of this stuff oh wait I can do this | 363.88 | 5.039 |
an Anka used in the ritual purification | 365.919 | 6.0 |
of the Dead craft an Ana and then I got | 368.919 | 6.361 |
to get bricks and oh God 250 iron how is | 371.919 | 5.161 |
Dora upgrading all this stuff is he | 375.28 | 3.52 |
making a [ __ ] ton of damn iron | 377.08 | 2.959 |
reinforcement over there that I don't | 378.8 | 3.72 |
know about or is he cheating all right | 380.039 | 4.681 |
well I got stuff to work on iron and | 382.52 | 4.72 |
branches I can do iron and branches MRA | 384.72 | 3.759 |
you and me are going to have a good old | 387.24 | 2.6 |
time we going to worship you actually | 388.479 | 4.081 |
you know what no you're going to worship | 389.84 | 5.68 |
me that's how this is going to | 392.56 | 7.4 |
go I'm your God MRA prepare to bend | 395.52 | 8.32 |
over okay oh excuse me sorry sorry okay | 399.96 | 6.48 |
all right oh I heard a all right so I | 403.84 | 5.079 |
don't see anything I'm assum we're | 406.44 | 5.759 |
salamanders hold on read this who | 408.919 | 6.321 |
comes we do yeah it's us hey go ahead | 412.199 | 4.881 |
and uh hit e on that so you can acquire | 415.24 | 3.92 |
the knowledge of dredger okay I've done | 417.08 | 3.16 |
it | 419.16 | 3.08 |
required it I hit that guy he didn't | 420.24 | 2.88 |
okay they're talking you already | 422.24 | 2.44 |
starting to shoot well I was trying to | 423.12 | 3.759 |
hit a salamander okay I'm going to take | 424.68 | 4.639 |
out my weapon cuz I don't feel safe not | 426.879 | 4.72 |
screw the torch I'm going to do that too | 429.319 | 3.921 |
all right I remember doing this with | 431.599 | 4.761 |
thick been a long time thick was a lot | 433.24 | 4.72 |
better than me | 436.36 | 3.959 |
R um I don't remember how to die but | 437.96 | 4.76 |
there's a chest down there okay but what | 440.319 | 4.041 |
what are we fighting you first you said | 442.72 | 3.599 |
snake but then it's we got a ways to go | 444.36 | 3.6 |
how do you die what do you say there's a | 446.319 | 3.72 |
ways to go there's a we got a ways to go | 447.96 | 3.639 |
oh [ __ ] no I thought we were fighting an | 450.039 | 3.361 |
enemy right here this seems very like | 451.599 | 3.561 |
important did you want to go get that | 453.4 | 3.76 |
chest I can't dive I I don't know how to | 455.16 | 3.96 |
dive either C but I might have rebound | 457.16 | 4.64 |
[ __ ] crap whatever I di I hit C hold on | 459.12 | 4.72 |
go get that chat I'm doing | 461.8 | 5.399 |
it why I don't need it right what do you | 463.84 | 4.96 |
mean you don't need it I mean do we | 467.199 | 3.481 |
really need the plant fiber in the thir | 468.8 | 4.56 |
I know what was in there could have been | 470.68 | 5.88 |
CH that was my way of saying pardon me | 473.36 | 5.04 |
yes yes that was my way of saying it it | 476.56 | 3.359 |
it didn't really have anything that was | 478.4 | 3.479 |
really all right let's move on and I'm | 479.919 | 5.761 |
heavy now I'm heavier and I'm Sor sorry | 481.879 | 7.081 |
sorry leave me alone kimono dragon | 485.68 | 5.72 |
looking thing salamanders they look like | 488.96 | 5.239 |
kimono dragons Okay so if they say | 491.4 | 6.04 |
salamanders they don't look like oh so | 494.199 | 5.4 |
what do you guys got hold on hold on | 497.44 | 4.159 |
what there's people they're just walking | 499.599 | 4.44 |
through okay yeah we'd love to let me uh | 501.599 | 3.921 |
let me drop some freaking watch out | 504.039 | 3.321 |
Simon that's not a good place to drop no | 505.52 | 3.359 |
okay I guess not I didn't know that they | 507.36 | 3.76 |
were still on our ass here we go okay | 508.879 | 5.561 |
welome I would not to the next chamber | 511.12 | 5.68 |
oh this is where that yeah come to me | 514.44 | 4.719 |
come to me are they still behind yep | 516.8 | 6.479 |
some still freaking behind us all right | 519.159 | 6.641 |
didn't mean you yeah we we didn't and | 523.279 | 5.281 |
have to kill you you asked for it not | 525.8 | 5.82 |
even messing with you all | 528.56 | 4.24 |
[Music] | 531.62 | 5.14 |
right ah home lies Yonder Beyond them | 532.8 | 7.719 |
Hills can't wait oh God God nees | 536.76 | 5.6 |
anthonyb what there's a thing in the | 540.519 | 3.76 |
woods stop getting into fights man it's | 542.36 | 3.0 |
not in the woods it's not in the woods | 544.279 | 2.721 |
anymore now it's now it's behind me | 545.36 | 2.9 |
thing is huge what is | 547.0 | 4.24 |
[Music] | 548.26 | 5.78 |
it it's a big brute Beast or something | 551.24 | 5.68 |
it's a tree demon tree demon how fast is | 554.04 | 4.799 |
it I don't know but now it wants you oh | 556.92 | 5.08 |
God where's my bow can we kill it uh I'm | 558.839 | 5.201 |
going to attempt to strike it oh my God | 562.0 | 4.88 |
fre skull free skulls guess what today's | 564.04 | 5.359 |
a cardio day isn't it I think so wow | 566.88 | 4.16 |
look at my legs go up and down really | 569.399 | 4.281 |
quickly yep you running Yep this area is | 571.04 | 4.6 |
very pretty look how green it is yeah | 573.68 | 4.12 |
it's Lush and green okay at least it's | 575.64 | 4.48 |
not very aggressive he left us alone oh | 577.8 | 4.44 |
God deal yep I'm not ready for that with | 580.12 | 4.279 |
my little tiny sword and these crappy | 582.24 | 4.68 |
arrows I ran right into it are you ready | 584.399 | 6.201 |
for baby is that a horse yep I don't | 586.92 | 5.0 |
have any room to carry anything let's | 590.6 | 2.96 |
grab a horse come on my my weight's | 591.92 | 3.28 |
maxed out I just want to trap it I want | 593.56 | 3.519 |
to trap it inside a bag it'll be funny | 595.2 | 4.04 |
okay if you're going to use that horse | 597.079 | 3.481 |
do it if you're not I'm not going to use | 599.24 | 3.599 |
the horse new not going to use the horse | 600.56 | 3.36 |
don't trap it if you're not going to use | 602.839 | 2.481 |
it going to do it anyways you trap that | 603.92 | 2.479 |
horse and don't use it I'm going to kill | 605.32 | 3.04 |
you you can try you can't even kill a | 606.399 | 4.201 |
horse demon a tree demon neither can you | 608.36 | 3.919 |
hey look I can still move actually nope | 610.6 | 3.76 |
all right I walk slowly home let's go | 612.279 | 4.321 |
there you go if I see a bag drop with a | 614.36 | 4.479 |
horse in it you're | 616.6 | 4.96 |
dying bye all right I'm checking this if | 618.839 | 5.12 |
there's a horse in it bye name see it | 621.56 | 4.56 |
home yep that's a horse would you be mad | 623.959 | 4.081 |
if I did it again hey I will hold a | 626.12 | 3.68 |
grudge for the rest of the series | 628.04 | 3.239 |
okay I'll be surprised if your house | 629.8 | 3.44 |
falls down all right can't leave this | 631.279 | 5.041 |
horse out here it's not right I tell you | 633.24 | 5.159 |
bean would you look at this this is not | 636.32 | 3.8 |
too far from base I was just out | 638.399 | 3.481 |
exploring a little bit and look what we | 640.12 | 5.8 |
got a brown monkey hole o not on my | 641.88 | 5.959 |
watch I'll tell you damn it let's see | 645.92 | 3.24 |
looks like the monkeys and the turtles | 647.839 | 4.361 |
have been fighting a war zone over here | 649.16 | 4.64 |
okay I want to see what's in this monkey | 652.2 | 6.079 |
hole hold on and boom one monkey down | 653.8 | 6.36 |
well I'm a decent Archer should do that | 658.279 | 5.081 |
more often oi monkey boy I want to see | 660.16 | 5.16 |
what's in your brown monkey hole dumb | 663.36 | 3.279 |
monkeys what are you guys hiding in your | 665.32 | 3.6 |
monkey hole anything good or is this | 666.639 | 4.88 |
just a little monkey cave oh no it goes | 668.92 | 6.479 |
down here my goodness what a discovery | 671.519 | 5.641 |
who and man's | 675.399 | 6.521 |
gato oh Bad Monkey quit it there you go | 677.16 | 6.4 |
let's check what we got down here oh wow | 681.92 | 3.96 |
that's a that's a lot of you that's a | 683.56 | 3.839 |
okay well it's going to be dark dark | 685.88 | 4.079 |
fight I can kill youall in the dark see | 687.399 | 4.56 |
you don't mess with the queen oh you | 689.959 | 3.68 |
messed with the queen and you got the | 691.959 | 4.481 |
bean all right let's see what else is in | 693.639 | 6.161 |
here oh oh wow what the | 696.44 | 5.8 |
hell okay well oh boy all right head | 699.8 | 3.839 |
over here it's a little bit more light | 702.24 | 5.399 |
where I can kind of see yeah come | 703.639 | 4.0 |
on [ __ ] Legend let's see can I | 707.76 | 5.48 |
harvest these crystals oh yeah crystals | 710.2 | 4.6 |
that's not too far from home either | 713.24 | 5.159 |
that's pretty cool let's see then uh oh | 714.8 | 5.96 |
what's that what is this what is that | 718.399 | 4.921 |
looks cool can I pick this up Crystal | 720.76 | 5.24 |
Crystal Crystal I don't want Crystal | 723.32 | 6.079 |
want that what is that well that's a jip | 726.0 | 6.68 |
okay all right whatever moving on man | 729.399 | 5.12 |
I'm hearing a lot of monkey chatter oh | 732.68 | 4.48 |
yeah I see oh that's a big | 734.519 | 6.0 |
monkey come on up here boys come out see | 737.16 | 6.6 |
the queen come get the be okay you guys | 740.519 | 5.241 |
going to play this game | 743.76 | 5.319 |
huh oh okay that's he's got a skull over | 745.76 | 5.12 |
H oh but they don't know how to climb | 749.079 | 3.521 |
cave even though they're mankeys and | 750.88 | 4.72 |
they live here I'm such a stupid monkey | 752.6 | 5.479 |
I'm about to die oh run it away but | 755.6 | 4.599 |
that's okay because yoink got your | 758.079 | 6.401 |
friend and then yoink one more hit and | 760.199 | 8.0 |
you're done God what a stupid boss an | 764.48 | 6.359 |
iron pot hey I got that going for me bar | 768.199 | 6.361 |
FL hide okay I'll take Fair flesh tide | 770.839 | 6.041 |
let's see what else that seemed like the | 774.56 | 5.639 |
biggest monkey in here okay oh there | 776.88 | 6.44 |
goes my torch who can I go to the bottom | 780.199 | 6.841 |
of this it's so dark in | 783.32 | 6.44 |
here okay Simon I remember correctly | 787.04 | 4.479 |
there's a point where we had to raise | 789.76 | 5.12 |
some water to reach things this might | 791.519 | 5.481 |
not be it though that might be it I | 794.88 | 4.399 |
don't know is there a lever crap cuz you | 797.0 | 6.36 |
can't grab that you know what I mean h | 799.279 | 6.601 |
is there lever why can't I climb the | 803.36 | 4.479 |
wall I mean cuz it's an unclimbable wall | 805.88 | 4.399 |
they just you know some of them are like | 807.839 | 5.721 |
that some are like that I guess okay um | 810.279 | 4.56 |
so we might have gone the wrong | 813.56 | 2.719 |
direction is what you're saying no no no | 814.839 | 4.601 |
no we just need to to raise the water we | 816.279 | 5.56 |
need to raise the water in here in this | 819.44 | 3.68 |
particular area I thought you were | 821.839 | 4.081 |
saying like you know when we go up past | 823.12 | 6.64 |
that so see anything on the walls look | 825.92 | 8.0 |
on the walls look on the walls like like | 829.76 | 7.999 |
in am amongst this or or back | 833.92 | 7.279 |
farther I | 837.759 | 3.44 |
forgot well at least we think you're | 841.56 | 5.32 |
right about raising the water right yeah | 844.0 | 5.36 |
I think you're right we do maybe it is | 846.88 | 4.68 |
back I'll take a quick peek so I'm going | 849.36 | 5.36 |
be right back do that do | 851.56 | 3.16 |
that yeah we're trying to come to you | 856.079 | 4.76 |
idiot make it easier oh I think I found | 858.36 | 5.719 |
it yeah am it no but I it's I think all | 860.839 | 6.041 |
right yeah come here yeah what would you | 864.079 | 4.88 |
think if you look you look up and you | 866.88 | 5.12 |
see those have yeah oh look at that so | 868.959 | 4.24 |
that's what it looks like you'd shoot | 872.0 | 4.24 |
the middle so go for it Bo we are | 873.199 | 7.121 |
Indiana Jones's yes yes yes water come | 876.24 | 7.64 |
up uh-huh what a good eye Simon what a | 880.32 | 6.56 |
good eye Twi I'm glad I'm glad I got to | 883.88 | 6.399 |
help a little bit next yep | 886.88 | 6.28 |
yep what next I'm the I'm the puzzle | 890.279 | 5.521 |
Buster yeah she called you her clever | 893.16 | 6.84 |
one you are so clever I am so clever | 895.8 | 6.36 |
Mommy thank you for calling me clever | 900.0 | 4.12 |
you're going to you're so getting laid | 902.16 | 4.84 |
with my mommy no with with this oh but I | 904.12 | 4.88 |
called her I just called her mommy so | 907.0 | 4.56 |
well that's between well I mean role | 909.0 | 4.6 |
play is one thing but even that's weird | 911.56 | 5.199 |
okay you just right whatever | 913.6 | 6.159 |
um | 916.759 | 3.0 |
puzzles nebs are you're really going to | 920.24 | 3.44 |
carry the horse the whole way home are | 922.079 | 3.961 |
you really going to be a dead beat dad I | 923.68 | 3.64 |
it was a joke I didn't know it was going | 926.04 | 3.64 |
to ruin my day oh ruins your day how | 927.32 | 4.16 |
about the horse's day R the horse is a | 929.68 | 4.68 |
horse of | 931.48 | 2.88 |
course horses have bad days too but it | 934.44 | 4.36 |
look at the very most it could be like a | 937.199 | 3.041 |
racehorse but it's not going to amount | 938.8 | 2.64 |
to things it's not going to have a | 940.24 | 3.48 |
career and oh my God you hear the words | 941.44 | 4.639 |
out of your mouth right now yes this is | 943.72 | 4.799 |
this is how like orphan movies go no an | 946.079 | 4.721 |
orphan of a baby this horse ends up | 948.519 | 3.521 |
caring cancer there's going to be a | 950.8 | 2.399 |
movie about it you're going to be the | 952.04 | 5.2 |
bad guy I don't horses can't cure cancer | 953.199 | 5.601 |
all right I mean we can't even do it | 957.24 | 2.92 |
what makes you think a horse can do it | 958.8 | 2.959 |
okay if a horse cured cancer it' | 960.16 | 4.039 |
probably be more of a gruesome story cuz | 961.759 | 4.44 |
it'd probably be parts of it yeah you | 964.199 | 3.56 |
don't have cancer if you're dead when a | 966.199 | 3.721 |
horse kicks you I guess anyway look are | 967.759 | 3.601 |
you going to fight that wolf thing cuz | 969.92 | 3.479 |
I'm carrying horse right yep all right | 971.36 | 3.24 |
you have your sword out you can still | 973.399 | 3.841 |
swing if it gets close yep all right is | 974.6 | 4.599 |
that what you tell pregnant ladies we | 977.24 | 3.959 |
can do this yeah pregnant ladies can get | 979.199 | 5.12 |
a lot done it's 23 knes okay I hear you | 981.199 | 5.08 |
they can build bullets while men go and | 984.319 | 5.241 |
fight Wars I'm here to help you bam | 986.279 | 4.68 |
there you go I'm glad you got to the | 989.56 | 4.0 |
fight just in time yep all right keep | 990.959 | 4.24 |
walking it's going to be a long journey | 993.56 | 3.6 |
I'll catch up don't worry yeah you going | 995.199 | 5.801 |
ahead I'll get there whenever I get | 997.16 | 3.84 |
there he anything can I go | 1001.399 | 6.161 |
under not expect all this in this monkey | 1005.04 | 7.279 |
hole come rise up rise up right okay oh | 1007.56 | 8.8 |
oh hey now what's going on | 1012.319 | 6.681 |
here I'm going to be sneaky I'm going to | 1016.36 | 3.8 |
be real | 1019.0 | 4.72 |
sneaky Tor out oh he's got three damn | 1020.16 | 6.48 |
skulls on him who the hell is this why | 1023.72 | 5.76 |
is he hiding in a monkey | 1026.64 | 6.88 |
hole Vias the loyal he's a fighter man | 1029.48 | 5.52 |
attempted to knock him out but how the | 1033.52 | 3.08 |
hell would I get him at oh I suppose I | 1035.0 | 3.919 |
could go that way over the cave instead | 1036.6 | 4.239 |
of under it all right you know what | 1038.919 | 5.241 |
let's see how tough this VI fighter is | 1040.839 | 6.12 |
oh I completely missed okay o I wish | 1044.16 | 5.48 |
that did more damage all right cool w o | 1046.959 | 5.041 |
I got | 1049.64 | 2.36 |
[Music] | 1052.46 | 7.42 |
you oh okay yeah you do a lot of damage | 1057.36 | 4.24 |
well you got ghost no no no no no no no | 1059.88 | 3.6 |
you ain't got ghost interact what's that | 1061.6 | 4.88 |
fight but interact what's that | 1063.48 | 6.6 |
do inter interact what's that do oh | 1066.48 | 7.36 |
God okay okay come | 1070.08 | 6.479 |
on okay o got a little bleed damage on | 1073.84 | 5.24 |
you you're not as tough as you look | 1076.559 | 4.161 |
although you're pretty tough Boy tell | 1079.08 | 3.64 |
you what just sometimes it just goes no | 1080.72 | 4.48 |
I'm not going to hit you oh it's a lot | 1082.72 | 4.4 |
of BL page yes start bleeding start | 1085.2 | 5.719 |
bleeding you idiot and queen suck on my | 1087.12 | 6.439 |
be okay yeah okay yeah you hit you hit | 1090.919 | 4.521 |
pretty hard half | 1093.559 | 4.881 |
Health there we go one two that should | 1095.44 | 4.16 |
have hit that should have hit that's | 1098.44 | 3.32 |
some [ __ ] right there there we go 20 | 1099.6 | 4.0 |
bleed damage yeah keep bleeding dummy | 1101.76 | 6.399 |
keep bleeding dummy oo I got you oh man | 1103.6 | 5.24 |
think | 1108.159 | 1.921 |
that should have been a hit why does | 1108.84 | 3.959 |
that one hit not hit Bam Bam Bam Bam | 1110.08 | 6.56 |
there we go come at me again I | 1112.799 | 6.88 |
need oh yeah you don't know me do you | 1116.64 | 5.039 |
kind of the queen of these Realms and as | 1119.679 | 6.081 |
the queen i s it you oh to death oh oh | 1121.679 | 8.961 |
oh [ __ ] oh what that was | 1125.76 | 4.88 |
[Music] | 1131.91 | 6.45 |
[ __ ] wow look how far we've gotten no | 1135.0 | 5.799 |
might take us weeks to get home mhm | 1138.36 | 4.96 |
literally probably faster to build a | 1140.799 | 4.601 |
stable and raise this horse here yeah | 1143.32 | 3.599 |
and then you could ride the horse home | 1145.4 | 4.279 |
yeah that'd be amazing mhm oh this is | 1146.919 | 5.681 |
steep oh god look is that like tigers or | 1149.679 | 4.681 |
Panthers or something down there oh my | 1152.6 | 3.68 |
is that an elephant ah this is where we | 1154.36 | 4.12 |
are wait elephants | 1156.28 | 5.16 |
yep I've been wanting to see one yeah we | 1158.48 | 6.079 |
got across the Savannah with a baby | 1161.44 | 6.359 |
horse yeah we have to there's no other | 1164.559 | 4.961 |
there's no I agree with you there's no | 1167.799 | 3.281 |
other option until someone picked it up | 1169.52 | 3.08 |
what are you talking about from course | 1171.08 | 5.92 |
we have to of of okay yep of horse of | 1172.6 | 6.199 |
course we have to I wish that worked it | 1177.0 | 4.08 |
almost does man we have to bring home a | 1178.799 | 5.521 |
horse of course all right um well come | 1181.08 | 4.2 |
on | 1184.32 | 3.88 |
slide you make it I mean not yet but I'm | 1185.28 | 4.6 |
going to oh | 1188.2 | 4.359 |
God careful it bows in a little bit be | 1189.88 | 4.2 |
careful yep you know what I'm going to | 1192.559 | 3.561 |
put a bed down here just in case okay | 1194.08 | 3.32 |
I'll build a trampoline down here for | 1196.12 | 3.559 |
the horse you can throw it down okay | 1197.4 | 4.0 |
make him down way down a little slower | 1199.679 | 4.041 |
than you no I'm I'm pretty slow too I'm | 1201.4 | 5.24 |
climbing for two now I'm walking for two | 1203.72 | 4.439 |
I've filled myself with good stuff if | 1206.64 | 3.399 |
we're going to walk I'm I'm loading up | 1208.159 | 4.721 |
oh God this is crazy Debs I found a cave | 1210.039 | 4.801 |
behind a waterfall yeah I'm going to | 1212.88 | 6.679 |
explore it okay I'll meet you down there | 1214.84 | 7.64 |
okay all right I'm tired of walking oh | 1219.559 | 4.721 |
God there's a tiger in it and like an | 1222.48 | 4.12 |
actual orange tiger is it fighting you | 1224.28 | 6.16 |
yes cuz it's a tiger right okay okay I | 1226.6 | 5.559 |
think I can do this I think oh God I | 1230.44 | 4.08 |
can't do this oh God I can't get to you | 1232.159 | 4.88 |
cuz I'm walk | 1234.52 | 5.12 |
SL it's all right you good I'm | 1237.039 | 6.321 |
protecting for two now I got | 1239.64 | 3.72 |
you so Simon I'm I'm curious yeah have | 1245.6 | 5.199 |
you ever met a previous Tinder date in a | 1248.72 | 4.839 |
sewage system uh no no I haven't and | 1250.799 | 5.321 |
this exciting yeah this is fun it's a | 1253.559 | 5.921 |
different different atmosphere oh sweet | 1256.12 | 5.039 |
nothings wow that's four play right | 1259.48 | 3.8 |
there yeah the thing is though I if | 1261.159 | 4.041 |
we're hanging out here I do not want you | 1263.28 | 4.879 |
to watch okay you're going to have to go | 1265.2 | 5.16 |
as hard as it's going to be to not watch | 1268.159 | 3.76 |
I | 1270.36 | 4.36 |
know you see cuz something tells me the | 1271.919 | 4.561 |
water needs to raise I don't know why | 1274.72 | 3.52 |
I'm thinking that weird all right I'm | 1276.48 | 5.04 |
going the the left way okay so so I | 1278.24 | 6.2 |
should go the right way sure sure sure | 1281.52 | 5.12 |
so yep we're looking for circles we can | 1284.44 | 6.2 |
shoot oh I didn't know interesting man I | 1286.64 | 6.12 |
wish we could pray to our I you know | 1290.64 | 4.039 |
what I could pick a religion I'd pick | 1292.76 | 4.519 |
the religion of adahop and and I would | 1294.679 | 4.401 |
you know why one of the reasons why I | 1297.279 | 3.921 |
could actually talk to her and I'd ask | 1299.08 | 3.719 |
her questions and she'd answer my | 1301.2 | 4.68 |
prayers and I'd say adahop oh God is | 1302.799 | 5.521 |
adahop the target is over here where you | 1305.88 | 4.24 |
came from no no you don't have to tell | 1308.32 | 4.479 |
me exactly I'm just saying why the [ __ ] | 1310.12 | 4.84 |
did you ask me but that's what I would | 1312.799 | 4.0 |
why are you just standing there well I | 1314.96 | 3.8 |
came back you you explored the whole | 1316.799 | 5.12 |
right there wasn't that far to go when I | 1318.76 | 6.32 |
go in here there's water and then | 1321.919 | 5.721 |
there's like a a dead end and I don't | 1325.08 | 5.599 |
see can't see anything over there oh | 1327.64 | 5.2 |
maybe I can climb on top of this hold on | 1330.679 | 5.281 |
can I climb on top of this damn my menu | 1332.84 | 6.28 |
is going crazy oh [ __ ] okay maybe I can | 1335.96 | 5.64 |
do that yeah see something maybe you can | 1339.12 | 4.64 |
make an effort are you oh I did make an | 1341.6 | 4.959 |
effort you see anything I swam over here | 1343.76 | 4.6 |
maybe you cannot be an [ __ ] that's | 1346.559 | 5.0 |
true man I'm my you should see what like | 1348.36 | 4.919 |
what I'm doing right now my body is | 1351.559 | 4.081 |
insane okay but I think I do see the | 1353.279 | 6.4 |
beginnings of something yes we can shoot | 1355.64 | 6.8 |
yep you ready ready like your weapons | 1359.679 | 5.681 |
are now oh me yeah um well nebs I wanted | 1362.44 | 5.359 |
I wanted to ask okay um do you want me | 1365.36 | 4.679 |
to carry the horse for a little bit um | 1367.799 | 3.521 |
well I don't want you to have this | 1370.039 | 3.561 |
burden all alone N I kind of want to you | 1371.32 | 3.959 |
know hold it over your head later yeah | 1373.6 | 2.959 |
but like look if you're going to walk | 1375.279 | 2.361 |
with it anyways I'm going to do it | 1376.559 | 2.36 |
anyways you could fight a little bit and | 1377.64 | 4.039 |
I'll hold the horse so you don't like | 1378.919 | 5.88 |
the dead beat Dead uh title I guess well | 1381.679 | 4.6 |
no if if it's going to happen I'm going | 1384.799 | 3.161 |
to do it right but right from the | 1386.279 | 2.921 |
beginning I was just going to put it up | 1387.96 | 2.68 |
for adoption and give up it's a little | 1389.2 | 3.2 |
too late for that I mean I know so now | 1390.64 | 3.0 |
that it's too late I got to take | 1392.4 | 4.24 |
responsibility and be a man right is | 1393.64 | 4.8 |
that that's not a storm coming in is it | 1396.64 | 2.8 |
oh yeah that's a storm coming we got | 1398.44 | 2.2 |
build a shelter all right yeah you know | 1399.44 | 3.119 |
what you you hold on to the baby I'll | 1400.64 | 3.48 |
I'll carry it a little bit when uh | 1402.559 | 2.961 |
against this wall start chopping stuff | 1404.12 | 3.28 |
and making a thing wait I'm sheltered | 1405.52 | 4.0 |
right here are you yes come on sounds | 1407.4 | 4.08 |
great I'm not walking very fast get over | 1409.52 | 4.48 |
here Women and Children First oh God but | 1411.48 | 4.48 |
seriously like imagine if a couple could | 1414.0 | 3.799 |
just like trade the baby like I'm busy | 1415.96 | 3.68 |
this week let me let me carry the baby | 1417.799 | 3.721 |
yeah that sounds like crazy talk right | 1419.64 | 4.36 |
there well but here what's possible okay | 1421.52 | 4.2 |
Jes let me carry this child sheltered | 1424.0 | 3.76 |
it's too late man it's not give me the | 1425.72 | 3.6 |
child or I'm going to punch a pregnant | 1427.76 | 3.2 |
woman Cats in the Cradle give me the | 1429.32 | 3.88 |
horse nope you're not fit the you're not | 1430.96 | 4.48 |
fit to be give the no you had your | 1433.2 | 4.04 |
chance he was a baby and you missed you | 1435.44 | 5.239 |
blew it too late too little too late I'm | 1437.24 | 5.6 |
going to get | 1440.679 | 5.321 |
milk oh you little [ __ ] oh you actually | 1442.84 | 5.48 |
made me put my helmet back on oh what's | 1446.0 | 4.48 |
you got ghost people that's what was | 1448.32 | 5.719 |
happening last time let's see here what | 1450.48 | 5.76 |
he doesn't know is my buddy Dora gave me | 1454.039 | 4.0 |
a spider | 1456.24 | 6.48 |
ball yeah what the oh God okay that was | 1458.039 | 6.76 |
oh all right yeah this spider's doing a | 1462.72 | 4.52 |
little bit of damage yeah get in there | 1464.799 | 3.88 |
yeah I'm going to work you down with us | 1467.24 | 3.84 |
yeah come on get him get him first yeah | 1468.679 | 4.841 |
you get him oh I should be hitting him | 1471.08 | 4.64 |
with arrows oh spider's almost dead okay | 1473.52 | 4.36 |
that's okay cuz guess what I got another | 1475.72 | 6.199 |
spider ball I Choose You D spider oh boy | 1477.88 | 7.08 |
come on nope not spider yes did I just | 1481.919 | 5.281 |
hit the spider I did didn't I God damn | 1484.96 | 5.24 |
it | 1487.2 | 3.0 |
fine you see your first mistake sir is | 1490.48 | 5.559 |
you messed with the queen and for doing | 1493.72 | 5.4 |
so the punishment is is the | 1496.039 | 7.481 |
bean come out oh okay yep oh I'm going | 1499.12 | 5.96 |
to get you this time well if I can't get | 1503.52 | 3.44 |
you this time I'm just m you made me put | 1505.08 | 4.44 |
on my helmet you realize that sir | 1506.96 | 5.959 |
insult yeah I need new man I do not do | 1509.52 | 6.039 |
as much damage as I want going do | 1512.919 | 3.801 |
another swing oh you're not going to do | 1515.559 | 2.801 |
your second swing [ __ ] I'll go in there | 1516.72 | 3.04 |
do a little bit of this all right now | 1518.36 | 3.12 |
boom bleed the death bleed the death | 1519.76 | 4.56 |
yeah choke | 1521.48 | 2.84 |
out you dare | 1526.24 | 3.439 |
fo okay is it we like a an arrow | 1530.88 | 5.96 |
peppering or is that even possible I'm | 1534.76 | 4.12 |
assuming there's not just one big thing | 1536.84 | 3.8 |
you guys were going to like really oh | 1538.88 | 4.0 |
God talking to you she's talking to you | 1540.64 | 4.44 |
all right listen we're we're I don't I | 1542.88 | 3.84 |
don't I'm not you want to put down a bed | 1545.08 | 2.88 |
roll I'm putting it down I already put | 1546.72 | 3.04 |
down a bed roll oh well good for you | 1547.96 | 4.959 |
you're really smart yeah okay | 1549.76 | 5.44 |
so do you want to go see what she looks | 1552.919 | 5.441 |
like Salon you excited oh shut up | 1555.2 | 6.28 |
yeah it's this [ __ ] come on can we just | 1558.36 | 5.799 |
can it would be nice all right you want | 1561.48 | 6.6 |
me to come on hold on I'll say um now | 1564.159 | 6.801 |
yep just keep hitting the wall Skelly | 1568.08 | 5.04 |
wow yeah they they don't like messing | 1570.96 | 5.52 |
with me you know probably because of Zap | 1573.12 | 4.799 |
right you know what it does probably | 1576.48 | 3.96 |
help to have a lord behind you it does | 1577.919 | 4.201 |
not hurt let me grab those arrows might | 1580.44 | 4.68 |
just need them okay all right so I think | 1582.12 | 5.559 |
I'm getting a flashback are you of | 1585.12 | 4.559 |
watching you and thick do this in a vide | 1587.679 | 5.561 |
yes so it's in the round go see your | 1589.679 | 6.12 |
Totum say hi to your Totum so she just | 1593.24 | 5.64 |
jumps in and out of the hole ohy pretty | 1595.799 | 5.921 |
pretty oh | 1598.88 | 2.84 |
boy she is pretty so this is a big Arrow | 1603.159 | 6.721 |
time yeah might as well use her Oh [ __ ] | 1607.32 | 4.839 |
forgot that these guys damn it just let | 1609.88 | 6.08 |
us fight I got one arrow | 1612.159 | 7.441 |
shot okay fight skeleton all right so | 1615.96 | 5.68 |
little by little yep and then when it | 1619.6 | 4.559 |
collapses then we jump in is that it and | 1621.64 | 4.399 |
then hit it with the sword oh | 1624.159 | 5.601 |
w got hit by the the Fireball the mouth | 1626.039 | 6.041 |
all right good for you it's a spitter oh | 1629.76 | 4.08 |
she's spitting it out she does she's | 1632.08 | 3.719 |
spitting it out not a swallower now | 1633.84 | 5.16 |
she's down she went in yep oh now you | 1635.799 | 5.561 |
get her get her that what you do [ __ ] | 1639.0 | 4.08 |
isn't she pretty when she flops she | 1641.36 | 3.84 |
really is pretty I wouldn't mind having | 1643.08 | 3.839 |
her slide right inside me if you know | 1645.2 | 4.28 |
what I mean ah oh flip it up a little | 1646.919 | 6.0 |
bit yeah yeah oh yeah she is a strap on | 1649.48 | 6.28 |
o and that's what we do that's that's | 1652.919 | 4.681 |
going to be the thing that's how we do | 1655.76 | 3.68 |
it all | 1657.6 | 4.48 |
right nebs that thing's getting real | 1659.44 | 5.599 |
close yep let's do I don't is that no | 1662.08 | 4.839 |
he's looking at us isn't he I think so | 1665.039 | 4.041 |
is that the aggress aggressive yes | 1666.919 | 3.441 |
that's the aggressive he's kicking and | 1669.08 | 3.199 |
doing his thing he's kicking he's around | 1670.36 | 4.36 |
Shield up okay he went by you got to | 1672.279 | 3.88 |
keep him off of me I'll distract him | 1674.72 | 3.28 |
yeah there you go look at me look at me | 1676.159 | 3.801 |
Big Elephant Man okay yeah you're a big | 1678.0 | 4.96 |
elephant boy very enticing yes look at | 1679.96 | 4.8 |
me what do elephants like to eat I don't | 1682.96 | 4.0 |
know okay I think I'm good man what are | 1684.76 | 3.72 |
elephants like to eat they they eat | 1686.96 | 3.68 |
peanuts don't you know anything a rock | 1688.48 | 4.84 |
monster I'm a giant peanut what rock | 1690.64 | 7.759 |
monster a crap and elephant boy neees I | 1693.32 | 6.479 |
don't really care about you I care about | 1698.399 | 3.76 |
the horse you're carrying do you now yes | 1699.799 | 5.841 |
of course I do of course you do oh | 1702.159 | 6.76 |
God okay careful okay how's the horse | 1705.64 | 5.519 |
yep he's in a bag he could have been | 1708.919 | 4.161 |
frolicking in the field with his family | 1711.159 | 3.161 |
well now he's going to be with a new | 1713.08 | 5.079 |
family we're going to make this work oh | 1714.32 | 7.04 |
you're not predictable at all no oh wait | 1718.159 | 6.681 |
all right yeah yeah yeah come on man | 1721.36 | 8.88 |
come on yeah yes o oh man I know down | 1724.84 | 8.92 |
there real close I know you take it oh a | 1730.24 | 6.36 |
cake cake cake I just had a piece of | 1733.76 | 4.56 |
cake | 1736.6 | 3.6 |
okay they're fighting we're getting away | 1738.32 | 4.44 |
they're fighting perfect we're free | 1740.2 | 4.52 |
that's right you little [ __ ] oh is you | 1742.76 | 4.32 |
getting ready to be down she get so wet | 1744.72 | 4.88 |
yeah oh she's about to go she's about to | 1747.08 | 5.439 |
go used all my arrows ooh I just hit the | 1749.6 | 5.24 |
spitball with an arrow that's a thing | 1752.519 | 4.04 |
and it stopped it yeah that's cool it | 1754.84 | 4.8 |
looks like it come on | 1756.559 | 3.081 |
baby oh my God look at that ass oh | 1760.24 | 8.439 |
man that's nice she's a little stinky | 1764.519 | 6.121 |
but I'll bet you'll get through | 1768.679 | 4.201 |
it yeah you just got to eat your way | 1770.64 | 4.08 |
through | 1772.88 | 5.84 |
it that's it good fight Simon yum yum | 1774.72 | 6.36 |
I'm going to do this do do the things I | 1778.72 | 3.679 |
don't know if that's what I'm supposed | 1781.08 | 3.959 |
corpse maybe abysmal Fang got three of | 1782.399 | 6.28 |
them what and here's a book ooh reading | 1785.039 | 6.921 |
oh abysmal bunch of stuffs man we're so | 1788.679 | 6.081 |
smart did you read the book nah read for | 1791.96 | 5.8 |
losers come read it you idiot all right | 1794.76 | 5.84 |
reads for | 1797.76 | 2.84 |
[Music] | 1802.1 | 8.249 |
losers | 1819.399 | 3.0 |
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