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SUMMONING a HUGE DEMON! - Conan Exiles
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2? If not, you're in for a treat! In this episode, the boys are at it again, creating a clifftop bar, facing off against the mighty THAG, and trying to get a man to finally pay attention to them. It's all the hilarious and epic moments we've come to love from Neebs Gaming.
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I love how Neebs Gaming always keeps things exciting with each episode. From the funny banter between the guys to the intense battles they face in the game, it's always a blast to watch. And let's not forget their amazing Patreon support and the awesome Twitch streams they do. It's like being part of a big gaming family.
So, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and get ready for another wild ride with Neebs Gaming in Conan Exiles Season 2 - Episode 34. Trust me, you won't want to miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits. Cheers to the Neebs Gaming crew for always delivering top-notch entertainment for us fans!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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hey wack yeah what's up I need fragments | 1.24 | 4.599 |
of power okay I think one of the good | 3.679 | 4.361 |
places we could go is the wine seller | 5.839 | 4.241 |
dungeon oh Anthony and I were in there | 8.04 | 4.04 |
one time it was really bad it'll be | 10.08 | 3.639 |
really fun but you know what if I got | 12.08 | 3.959 |
you with me I I I'd feel pretty good cuz | 13.719 | 3.921 |
you you're my | 16.039 | 6.601 |
brother oh come on man we all love you | 17.64 | 7.639 |
and we really need to do something about | 22.64 | 6.32 |
this because you can't | 25.279 | 5.84 |
just where do we go we're going to drink | 28.96 | 5.599 |
some wine uh yeah so first I'm going to | 31.119 | 5.6 |
give you something to drink now and then | 34.559 | 3.68 |
we'll drink wine when we get there think | 36.719 | 4.081 |
of it like a a hangover cure you drink | 38.239 | 4.32 |
it before you drink the wine and then | 40.8 | 3.64 |
you don't have the hangover gotcha is | 42.559 | 3.761 |
there some good Hooch in it yeah so I | 44.44 | 3.759 |
I'm going to drop this here and just | 46.32 | 3.52 |
just drink all of those because we're | 48.199 | 3.36 |
going to drink a lot of wine what is | 49.84 | 5.0 |
this called all right H oh yeah that's | 51.559 | 5.921 |
all right all of these huh y all of them | 54.84 | 4.64 |
drink them all down oo I'm uh I'm | 57.48 | 4.12 |
feeling a little better yeah that's good | 59.48 | 4.679 |
yeah yeah yeah you're looking better too | 61.6 | 4.72 |
man I feel like look at you my uh my | 64.159 | 3.32 |
head's tingly I feel like my hair's | 66.32 | 3.6 |
growing back it's a wonder drug for sure | 67.479 | 3.96 |
yeah feel a little better look a little | 69.92 | 2.839 |
better okay but hey if you and I are | 71.439 | 2.961 |
going to go out I got to go do something | 72.759 | 3.201 |
I was going to say you probably need | 74.4 | 3.64 |
some armor oh yeah I can get armor | 75.96 | 4.839 |
that's easy yeah what are you doing here | 78.04 | 7.84 |
we go and armor o | 80.799 | 8.121 |
meyy ho | 85.88 | 7.12 |
baby we go got a corpse that can take | 88.92 | 6.04 |
his armor so you're just going to just | 93.0 | 4.0 |
going to write back into it like that | 94.96 | 6.32 |
into what the corruption sorcery thing I | 97.0 | 7.28 |
mean maybe so we Mount up let's go cool | 101.28 | 5.04 |
I need a horse too then horsey horsey | 104.28 | 4.76 |
poo horsey horsey horsey ho call me a | 106.32 | 5.839 |
horse who's ready to go oh nice yeah | 109.04 | 5.21 |
let's do | 112.159 | 5.321 |
[Music] | 114.25 | 3.23 |
it | 118.84 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 125.08 | 7.809 |
for neebs I have returned welcome back | 135.08 | 6.08 |
buddy thank you I got a new uh new thw | 138.16 | 5.52 |
you did he's a Berserker ooh what is a | 141.16 | 3.96 |
Berserker I don't even know I don't know | 143.68 | 2.68 |
he's supposed to be really tough whack | 145.12 | 3.399 |
help me get him whack knows yeah there | 146.36 | 4.959 |
he is saman Berserker and he is becoming | 148.519 | 4.401 |
my friend as we speak where'd you find | 151.319 | 3.441 |
him out you know what you know what his | 152.92 | 4.679 |
name is what puddles puddles yeah what | 154.76 | 4.44 |
he used to live in the puddles he must | 157.599 | 3.881 |
like puddles he lived in puddles yeah a | 159.2 | 3.52 |
then he must hate it here where you've | 161.48 | 4.119 |
taken to him him hey you know what uh | 162.72 | 5.2 |
sometimes when you travel you learn more | 165.599 | 4.601 |
you expand your horizons right but is he | 167.92 | 4.0 |
is he allowed to go home puddles is all | 170.2 | 4.16 |
he he knows so he lives in a desert now | 171.92 | 4.28 |
yeah you see the problem do you not see | 174.36 | 4.64 |
the opportunity the opportunity to wean | 176.2 | 4.679 |
him of the puddle | 179.0 | 3.959 |
yeah to not just do puddles be worldly | 180.879 | 3.521 |
like like me why do you have a picture | 182.959 | 3.601 |
over here what is this I found it what | 184.4 | 3.8 |
is it what is it a picture of I never | 186.56 | 2.72 |
even looked at it isn't that funny I | 188.2 | 2.759 |
just hung it up and said there it is oh | 189.28 | 2.879 |
it kind of looks like abser house a | 190.959 | 3.441 |
little bit there somebody standing in | 192.159 | 4.521 |
front of a big Cathedral or something | 194.4 | 5.32 |
yeah huh is this like a hint a secret | 196.68 | 4.479 |
it's in the mountains isn't it I guess | 199.72 | 3.12 |
so oh yeah with the snow we'll have to | 201.159 | 3.761 |
find that one day I don't like it hope | 202.84 | 3.52 |
no one ever wants to be my friend and | 204.92 | 3.399 |
makes me live in the snow and puddles | 206.36 | 3.68 |
wishes someone wouldn't be his friend | 208.319 | 3.28 |
and take him to the desert we don't know | 210.04 | 3.6 |
yet we'll see this is my friend here too | 211.599 | 4.2 |
keep pushing puddles oh hello there he | 213.64 | 3.799 |
doesn't have a name okay all right you | 215.799 | 3.281 |
might want to name him no where'd you | 217.439 | 3.52 |
find him over there near my Resort yeah | 219.08 | 4.48 |
call him over | 220.959 | 2.601 |
there okay and craft craft what are you | 226.36 | 6.799 |
crafting my alter back in order after my | 230.4 | 5.44 |
mishap oh yeah dismantle yeah I took it | 233.159 | 5.64 |
uh I took it apart and and anyway in the | 235.84 | 5.56 |
meantime I've noticed this Abomination | 238.799 | 4.72 |
um we should address it cuz I have some | 241.4 | 3.88 |
ideas Simon I'm not going to rip on it | 243.519 | 3.28 |
but come on well you called it an | 245.28 | 4.56 |
Abomination yeah but that's just a word | 246.799 | 6.321 |
words yeah words or rips words words | 249.84 | 5.36 |
just like the word rip what does RIP | 253.12 | 3.839 |
mean to you when I say you're a stupid | 255.2 | 3.2 |
idiot it's just | 256.959 | 4.321 |
words right and and when I say that | 258.4 | 5.72 |
you're a a nice person yeah words I | 261.28 | 4.8 |
don't believe you just words CU hey | 264.12 | 3.68 |
check it I have an idea yeah remember | 266.08 | 3.76 |
how we always had a meeting space um | 267.8 | 6.04 |
uh-huh ooh yes up here why not right I | 269.84 | 6.359 |
mean this is certainly nice this would | 273.84 | 4.6 |
this could be my dining room table if | 276.199 | 4.801 |
you're donating it uhhuh yeah and then | 278.44 | 4.199 |
we could have meetings here we just have | 281.0 | 3.32 |
meetings here we just I like those | 282.639 | 4.241 |
chairs a lot not not donating it's it's | 284.32 | 4.84 |
just the meeting space yeah well I mean | 286.88 | 4.8 |
this is this is kind of my place though | 289.16 | 4.28 |
yeah but it's kind of ours I know it's | 291.68 | 4.76 |
not this this isn't yeah but now it is | 293.44 | 5.36 |
yeah but says who yeah if you think | 296.44 | 5.16 |
about it it is says who I don't know Hey | 298.8 | 4.92 |
listen what and to seal the deal off I | 301.6 | 4.56 |
thought this would be a great touch off | 303.72 | 5.039 |
in the off in the corner here uh-huh oh | 306.16 | 4.759 |
come on come on where come on what come | 308.759 | 4.321 |
on just let me place it it just | 310.919 | 4.041 |
somewhere just anywhere would bewhere | 313.08 | 3.64 |
you know cuz like you want this by the | 314.96 | 4.519 |
you want to by the table uh uh uh is it | 316.72 | 5.0 |
the buffet oh I need the I need the | 319.479 | 4.081 |
stuff to make it Oh I thought I would | 321.72 | 3.64 |
put down that you know we play a bunch | 323.56 | 3.359 |
of games sometimes it puts down puts | 325.36 | 2.959 |
down the blueprint and then you come and | 326.919 | 4.4 |
add I'm not going to you for not knowing | 328.319 | 6.44 |
what to do no I'm a stupid | 331.319 | 3.44 |
idiot oh damn it I knew it no whack I | 335.6 | 5.52 |
was killing a whole bunch of stuff on | 339.72 | 3.28 |
the way here like how often do you have | 341.12 | 4.24 |
to kill something with the horses all | 343.0 | 4.6 |
the time oh man like why even put this | 345.36 | 3.88 |
in the game let's put in this creature | 347.6 | 4.4 |
that sucks I don't I I have no idea | 349.24 | 4.519 |
you'll have to ask somebody else yeah | 352.0 | 3.759 |
that's a funcom question don't know I | 353.759 | 3.361 |
want to write a letter bring in some | 355.759 | 3.361 |
sappy music dear funcom why would you | 357.12 | 4.84 |
put a cre in the game that sucks that | 359.12 | 4.68 |
cost a whole bunch of [ __ ] to summon and | 361.96 | 3.679 |
then you can't use more than 5 minutes | 363.8 | 5.56 |
sign appsro PS what the [ __ ] PS all | 365.639 | 5.321 |
right well I guess I'm walking from here | 369.36 | 3.679 |
on out which is okay I need the exercise | 370.96 | 3.76 |
look at | 373.039 | 5.081 |
me should be any moment now yeah you you | 374.72 | 4.96 |
think that we're going to be able to see | 378.12 | 3.76 |
it like it's a really big difference I | 379.68 | 3.44 |
forget what it looked like yeah it's | 381.88 | 3.28 |
like a turns into like a big spider kind | 383.12 | 3.24 |
of thing remember that crazy looking | 385.16 | 4.0 |
thing okay yeah a work of art really zth | 386.36 | 5.399 |
has his ways or her way we don't know | 389.16 | 4.759 |
yeah there should be like a are you sure | 391.759 | 4.521 |
a button that zth would have put on | 393.919 | 4.441 |
there for what do you mean before you | 396.28 | 4.68 |
disassemble it like hey are you sure you | 398.36 | 4.64 |
want to disassemble this dude are you | 400.96 | 4.6 |
super super really sure yeah cuz zth you | 403.0 | 4.4 |
think zth would be a better I don't know | 405.56 | 4.039 |
God I think it's more of a a game | 407.4 | 4.56 |
mechanic thing over Z's control of it | 409.599 | 5.641 |
well I mean zth is the god he's my God | 411.96 | 6.2 |
your God but really kind of the god in | 415.24 | 5.32 |
charge of you would think it's own you | 418.16 | 3.8 |
guys aren't aren't really paying | 420.56 | 3.16 |
attention to your Gods at all are you no | 421.96 | 3.88 |
no I I've got stairs to build all right | 423.72 | 3.479 |
listen I'm sick of waiting for that to | 425.84 | 3.479 |
switch it'll probably switch soon but um | 427.199 | 4.84 |
hey bars open bar oh you did you did | 429.319 | 5.44 |
place this all right this is a very nice | 432.039 | 5.041 |
bar yeah what can I get you sir I would | 434.759 | 4.601 |
like to have uh an orange juice and | 437.08 | 5.04 |
Bourbon please all right we do not have | 439.36 | 5.679 |
that sir what else would you like uh can | 442.12 | 7.639 |
I have tomato juice and rum please m | 445.039 | 6.6 |
fresh outer we never had it what else | 449.759 | 6.961 |
sir can I have white wine and beer mixed | 451.639 | 6.481 |
yeah we don't have that ma'am I'll get | 456.72 | 4.759 |
right to you anything else uh you want | 458.12 | 7.0 |
may I have chocolate milk ah no chalky | 461.479 | 7.68 |
milk today what else I'll take uh I'll | 465.12 | 6.88 |
get right back to you oh um okay yeah | 469.159 | 5.201 |
still not done do you have a Sprite we | 472.0 | 5.319 |
don't have Sprite sir damn it | 474.36 | 6.239 |
hey hey you look good yeah looking good | 477.319 | 7.801 |
uh what would what' you want again um uh | 480.599 | 8.201 |
how about a a root beer and uh milk | 485.12 | 7.199 |
don't have it damn | 488.8 | 3.519 |
it okay n what are you doing is your | 495.0 | 4.199 |
horse a boy or a girl I don't have a | 497.68 | 4.639 |
horse it's dead Ah that's right I guess | 499.199 | 6.28 |
it was a boy I think how did you know | 502.319 | 4.801 |
cuz this one they have ding-dongs in | 505.479 | 3.601 |
this game you know I yeah I've seen them | 507.12 | 2.96 |
m | 509.08 | 3.639 |
my girl is a hor my horse is a girl my | 510.08 | 4.439 |
girl is a horse that's wrong yeah yeah | 512.719 | 3.32 |
that you shouldn't say that sometimes | 514.519 | 3.601 |
when I say things especially since we | 516.039 | 4.041 |
record everything we say yeah I'm like | 518.12 | 3.159 |
why would I say that you think you'd | 520.08 | 3.28 |
learn with all the the practice you have | 521.279 | 4.081 |
I don't me neither oh that's that's not | 523.36 | 4.8 |
good don't no there's no dingdong here | 525.36 | 4.24 |
okay yeah but you're like cooking the | 528.16 | 4.04 |
horse meat right free holay could be um | 529.6 | 4.84 |
boy or girl I'm pretty sure well frees | 532.2 | 4.44 |
can be whatever he wants she it they | 534.44 | 3.8 |
[ __ ] let's go back to the other base I | 536.64 | 3.199 |
want to change this hat my my hat looks | 538.24 | 3.24 |
stupid and tired of it yeah I didn't | 539.839 | 3.0 |
want to say anything but it's true hey I | 541.48 | 3.0 |
want to train my guy so while we waai in | 542.839 | 3.881 |
fears let's uh let's murder stuff okay | 544.48 | 4.76 |
okay wish you had a horse I'll keep up | 546.72 | 6.88 |
okay away I like that horse talk ah the | 549.24 | 7.36 |
ancient city of blah blah blah Seer Maru | 553.6 | 4.76 |
oh yeah that that's that's what I meant | 556.6 | 4.679 |
SE sep City for short sep City sep City | 558.36 | 5.159 |
I like that sep City all right so you | 561.279 | 3.321 |
lead the way you know where we're | 563.519 | 2.76 |
supposed to go in sep city right you | 564.6 | 3.52 |
know where Conan's bar is right I do | 566.279 | 3.441 |
know where Conan's bar is talked to | 568.12 | 3.36 |
Conan I remember nothing he said because | 569.72 | 3.119 |
it didn't point me to anything | 571.48 | 3.88 |
significant yeah well he does but you | 572.839 | 4.56 |
know he kind of need a dakoda ring a | 575.36 | 4.0 |
what yeah Dakota ring you know like | 577.399 | 4.241 |
crackerjack box Dakota ring wait they | 579.36 | 4.2 |
have those in this game no no I'm just | 581.64 | 4.28 |
being silly oh okay gotcha see I don't | 583.56 | 3.719 |
know when you're serious or not you're | 585.92 | 4.159 |
so dry well there's a door back here | 587.279 | 4.441 |
yeah this was it I think either Anthony | 590.079 | 3.401 |
and I or Simon I went in here with | 591.72 | 3.559 |
somebody at one point all right well | 593.48 | 3.56 |
this time you're going in with me heck | 595.279 | 3.721 |
yeah let's do it my favorite guys in the | 597.04 | 4.799 |
next room your favorite guy ooh I might | 599.0 | 5.8 |
yeah yeah his name's his name's Seth and | 601.839 | 5.601 |
uh he's a drunk and he's hilarious yeah | 604.8 | 4.479 |
I vaguely remember this guy yeah don't | 607.44 | 4.2 |
get hit by him he'll like one shot you | 609.279 | 5.0 |
really yeah he's Wicked Strong oh so are | 611.64 | 5.04 |
you look at you well since we got the | 614.279 | 5.401 |
star medal I got this new Katana oh yeah | 616.68 | 4.839 |
dude that thing's sick oh man he's got a | 619.68 | 3.04 |
bunch of good stuff on him hey this | 621.519 | 2.88 |
works out I needed food he's got a bunch | 622.72 | 3.4 |
of spiced pork take off you didn't bring | 624.399 | 3.721 |
food no forgot what am I going to do | 626.12 | 3.24 |
with you I don't know it's like I was so | 628.12 | 2.32 |
worried about armor and getting | 629.36 | 2.96 |
everything ready you forget the basics | 630.44 | 3.72 |
sometimes did you see these chests over | 632.32 | 4.72 |
here too uh no hold on I'm EA some pork | 634.16 | 5.4 |
if you feel like getting tipsy oh oh oh | 637.04 | 4.64 |
yeah yeah hey now now this is what we | 639.56 | 4.279 |
got all right ready yeah oh yeah I've | 641.68 | 4.12 |
been ready okay let's get to it you get | 643.839 | 3.881 |
that one he likes you all right or he | 645.8 | 4.52 |
likes me switch to my bow and arrow just | 647.72 | 4.04 |
don't hit me with that thing I'm going | 650.32 | 3.759 |
to try not to there you go look at this | 651.76 | 4.24 |
team work already what you got oh what | 654.079 | 3.88 |
was that oh she's shooting at you are | 656.0 | 3.839 |
are you going to shoot back | 657.959 | 5.201 |
there we go man my uh aim down sights is | 659.839 | 4.68 |
doing something weird instead of like | 663.16 | 2.88 |
aiming at the thing it's like looking at | 664.519 | 3.201 |
my butt what's going on there it's like | 666.04 | 3.68 |
when I lock on to them okay whatever | 667.72 | 4.44 |
weird damn games damn video games I love | 669.72 | 3.799 |
them and I hate them oh there another | 672.16 | 3.44 |
chest there's there's more booze in here | 673.519 | 4.641 |
taking the boo boo booze everywhere yeah | 675.6 | 4.479 |
we're taking that booze oh yeah and I | 678.16 | 3.88 |
remember this this is pretty and uh yeah | 680.079 | 3.481 |
I didn't go far in here we started to | 682.04 | 3.64 |
get uh overwhelmed really quickly you | 683.56 | 4.2 |
see off in the distance there that light | 685.68 | 4.08 |
area with the structure | 687.76 | 4.0 |
yeah that's where we're headed all right | 689.76 | 3.68 |
I'm I'm I'm here for the journey hey | 691.76 | 4.96 |
let's go so why did you ask me what I | 693.44 | 5.04 |
wanted if you only had one thing to | 696.72 | 3.72 |
drink I don't know I I thought there'd | 698.48 | 4.68 |
be more back there um service sucks here | 700.44 | 4.92 |
but it's not bad it's good view it's a | 703.16 | 5.08 |
nice view but aren't you the service you | 705.36 | 4.88 |
built it you got this is your place I | 708.24 | 4.279 |
was filling in I think it's our place um | 710.24 | 3.92 |
I don't know how this works I just made | 712.519 | 3.281 |
it how about that foundation for the | 714.16 | 3.679 |
table now the meeting room oh I mean I | 715.8 | 4.839 |
like it a lot you like my perimeter that | 717.839 | 5.361 |
I'm laying out here oh I like that a lot | 720.639 | 3.921 |
and I'm going to I'm going to build the | 723.2 | 3.639 |
fence all the way around so it's you | 724.56 | 4.88 |
know so so it's kid-friendly I like that | 726.839 | 4.281 |
yeah man as far as pub names I was | 729.44 | 3.04 |
thinking like if we I wish there was | 731.12 | 3.2 |
like little baths little like little | 732.48 | 4.56 |
tubs and we could call it pubba dubdub | 734.32 | 4.92 |
you could take a bath and have a | 737.04 | 6.72 |
drink Pub pubba dubdub mhm now that's a | 739.24 | 6.88 |
really good idea for an actual place | 743.76 | 5.12 |
agreed yep just have a drink in a tub | 746.12 | 5.76 |
yeah hot water and alcohol damn right I | 748.88 | 4.759 |
tell you it's a good mixture it really | 751.88 | 3.84 |
is they recommend you stay in hot tubs | 753.639 | 4.0 |
and drink alcohol for more than an hour | 755.72 | 3.28 |
that's what I've heard good healthy | 757.639 | 3.521 |
stuff we should do something yeah first | 759.0 | 4.399 |
thing warn people that that was a joke | 761.16 | 3.799 |
right that can kill you that's a good | 763.399 | 3.44 |
call you can't sue us I just ordered one | 764.959 | 4.041 |
more I don't know why oh good for you | 766.839 | 4.081 |
this tastes like there's urine in here | 769.0 | 3.6 |
isn't it oh you know it I'll take | 770.92 | 3.96 |
another | 772.6 | 2.28 |
one you been in here Anthony uh no I've | 775.24 | 4.44 |
been in the old house | 778.079 | 3.721 |
okay oh my God he probably doesn't want | 779.68 | 4.68 |
us in here whatever oh wow so there's | 781.8 | 5.279 |
one of these benches oh God which one is | 784.36 | 4.599 |
it one of these allow me to turn this | 787.079 | 4.0 |
helmet I got into something else nebes | 788.959 | 3.761 |
do you walk into a room with this kind | 791.079 | 3.681 |
of you know sight and just continue your | 792.72 | 3.88 |
casual conversation uh yeah I think | 794.76 | 3.12 |
you're getting desensitized to this | 796.6 | 2.64 |
stuff remember you used to be freaked | 797.88 | 3.48 |
out yeah listen I know a guy that grew | 799.24 | 4.24 |
up in puddles he's got a lot to look at | 801.36 | 4.039 |
and to learn about the world he's not | 803.48 | 5.24 |
even here right not yet yeah all right | 805.399 | 4.641 |
what's your point what what's your thing | 808.72 | 2.84 |
what does the thing do it might be this | 810.04 | 3.599 |
one what does it do again so you you | 811.56 | 4.399 |
open it and it says Source stats then | 813.639 | 4.281 |
appearance and then illusion so I think | 815.959 | 4.401 |
I can take this dumb looking hat I got | 817.92 | 5.84 |
off but give things the same stats as it | 820.36 | 5.56 |
yeah it should be the same strength I | 823.76 | 3.4 |
think that's called | 825.92 | 3.44 |
transmogging okay that sounds really | 827.16 | 5.72 |
nerdy yeah it is it's very M this and I | 829.36 | 5.68 |
want the appearance of this and then it | 832.88 | 4.44 |
should if I combined it boom transmog | 835.04 | 3.599 |
unable to apply visual illusion The | 837.32 | 3.84 |
Source St item a no transmog damn oh I | 838.639 | 5.521 |
got to fix it fix it then transmog got | 841.16 | 5.0 |
you okay but you see the point yes | 844.16 | 4.4 |
transmog your items yeah okay so I'll | 846.16 | 4.119 |
just fix these stuff and I'll do this | 848.56 | 3.199 |
all right trans mug did I say anything | 850.279 | 3.36 |
weird today when I talked trans mug all | 851.759 | 5.32 |
right I got to fix some stuff | 853.639 | 3.44 |
transm oh you got a couple coming in on | 857.399 | 3.88 |
your whack yeah you called them up here | 859.639 | 2.921 |
didn't you you were shooting them over | 861.279 | 3.041 |
the fence weren't you oh that was like | 862.56 | 2.92 |
an age | 864.32 | 4.48 |
ago oh I'm getting stuck oh my gosh wow | 865.48 | 5.479 |
these guys are you guys a little tough | 868.8 | 4.68 |
yes they are okay careful there's Bunch | 870.959 | 4.921 |
up yeah I'm kind of pulling back cuz | 873.48 | 5.08 |
they're all on me oh man that's AIG some | 875.88 | 5.6 |
off real quick I got one oh God that's a | 878.56 | 5.92 |
big boy wow that's a big boy man we need | 881.48 | 4.359 |
the whole we need the whole team for | 884.48 | 5.039 |
this this these guys okay all right how | 885.839 | 6.56 |
you doing um okay drink drink drink | 889.519 | 5.041 |
drink drink all right yeah you do that | 892.399 | 3.721 |
if you can run back this way and I'll | 894.56 | 4.68 |
try to take him off you you do I'm f a | 896.12 | 5.04 |
really big guy over here where we came | 899.24 | 4.2 |
from yeah I'm with you I'm with you okay | 901.16 | 3.64 |
yeah you want to get some action there | 903.44 | 3.44 |
you go all right man your sword is so | 904.8 | 4.279 |
much better than mine wow he's got some | 906.88 | 4.04 |
good stuff there too yeah I think I just | 909.079 | 3.88 |
took his heart yeah all right what about | 910.92 | 3.479 |
the other ones you clear them out got | 912.959 | 3.201 |
him didn't look at what they had on them | 914.399 | 3.041 |
though so we can loot them on the way | 916.16 | 3.72 |
down gotcha I feel very underprepared | 917.44 | 4.12 |
with the weapons I have cuz yeah you're | 919.88 | 3.959 |
weapon chew through these guys mine did | 921.56 | 4.56 |
not yeah it'll be fine let's go ahead | 923.839 | 4.521 |
and shoot those guys down there all | 926.12 | 3.48 |
right yeah here we go go get him | 928.36 | 3.919 |
softened up for me there we go tell you | 929.6 | 5.08 |
what Bob makes it really tough to see oh | 932.279 | 5.92 |
God come on oh | 934.68 | 6.76 |
Boom Boom come on one more oh you missed | 938.199 | 5.841 |
oh why does he keep doing that | 941.44 | 5.56 |
and almost hat yeah well I stole your | 944.04 | 4.84 |
kill all right now I know we're here for | 947.0 | 4.04 |
fragments of power but there's Bunches | 948.88 | 4.28 |
of other good stuff here okay that's | 951.04 | 3.919 |
great now where are the fragments of | 953.16 | 3.56 |
power though a little later on in the | 954.959 | 3.56 |
dungeon okay cuz that's that's really | 956.72 | 3.32 |
all I'm here for if I get the fragments | 958.519 | 4.12 |
of power I'm out so we should be able to | 960.04 | 6.039 |
find Ki Steel in here as well oh Cari | 962.639 | 7.32 |
steel I I love her yeah I mean it's a | 966.079 | 7.081 |
it's a steel but perfect yeah I don't | 969.959 | 5.401 |
know who you're talking | 973.16 | 5.359 |
about never heard of K | 975.36 | 6.36 |
steel all right got to got to go down | 978.519 | 7.24 |
here get a little more | 981.72 | 4.039 |
Stone | 987.92 | 3.0 |
oh God I was in the water was that too | 991.92 | 6.2 |
shallow for like the first time ever | 995.48 | 7.32 |
maybe maybe not that that was uh [ __ ] | 998.12 | 6.0 |
nebes I have a problem let me show you | 1002.8 | 2.92 |
something okay check this out you know | 1004.12 | 3.44 |
if you hit e you can tell your THS to do | 1005.72 | 4.88 |
stuff you can say come here go there now | 1007.56 | 4.639 |
over there is a good guy and he's taking | 1010.6 | 3.08 |
his name a little literal because he'll | 1012.199 | 4.0 |
go here uh and uh then he likes to go | 1013.68 | 3.92 |
back over there behind the bush and he | 1016.199 | 4.2 |
goes oh he he timid isn't he he's shy | 1017.6 | 4.88 |
he's bash like come here and say hi to | 1020.399 | 4.241 |
nees it's like a child like come here | 1022.48 | 5.479 |
say hello hello how are you oh he went | 1024.64 | 5.12 |
by me well you know he doesn't and then | 1027.959 | 2.921 |
there he goes he's back to his room to | 1029.76 | 3.039 |
go play with his toys he doesn't want to | 1030.88 | 4.159 |
hang out with guests yeah I've got a an | 1032.799 | 3.921 |
antalope like that oh yeah the one | 1035.039 | 3.52 |
inside your house bobby socks bobby | 1036.72 | 4.319 |
socks he's a weird one yep hey what do I | 1038.559 | 5.88 |
do how do I fix this man so I mean I | 1041.039 | 5.121 |
don't ever mess with that stuff will he | 1044.439 | 3.561 |
just follow you and fight no he won't he | 1046.16 | 3.12 |
won't follow me I'll come all the way | 1048.0 | 2.799 |
over here oh you know what you know who | 1049.28 | 4.04 |
else was like that Bobby no not Bobby uh | 1050.799 | 5.361 |
ee yeah yeah in his house yep like all | 1053.32 | 5.04 |
right watch I hit e got it I'm too far | 1056.16 | 5.56 |
maybe I'm too far now e no no okay some | 1058.36 | 4.559 |
this is different maybe let me try to | 1061.72 | 3.4 |
talk to him sometimes they just you know | 1062.919 | 4.041 |
all right he needs like a man to talk to | 1065.12 | 4.919 |
him okay yeah hey come here did you give | 1066.96 | 4.68 |
him a name you did oh I didn't know if | 1070.039 | 2.601 |
you're going to go with that his name is | 1071.64 | 3.039 |
over there okay just call him call him | 1072.64 | 3.88 |
there for short short for what short | 1074.679 | 3.441 |
call him if you want to talk to him just | 1076.52 | 3.44 |
be like hey there oh that works out | 1078.12 | 3.439 |
perfectly hey there uh you want to | 1079.96 | 4.04 |
follow me I can understand why you're uh | 1081.559 | 5.041 |
acting crazy around Anthony um Boop and | 1084.0 | 4.919 |
then okay so yeah moving doesn't work | 1086.6 | 4.76 |
follow okay I'm going to try this we're | 1088.919 | 4.441 |
coming back good is he following me no | 1091.36 | 3.6 |
but check out I found this fan where'd | 1093.36 | 3.24 |
you get that fan I just found it is that | 1094.96 | 3.12 |
all it does yeah it does I should move | 1096.6 | 2.959 |
that a lot quicker shouldn't I it's not | 1098.08 | 2.88 |
really creating much of a breeze can you | 1099.559 | 2.721 |
like swing it I kind of look like I'm | 1100.96 | 5.079 |
anointing you like ah welcome to the fan | 1102.28 | 6.519 |
I dust thy helmet I dust thy helmet with | 1106.039 | 5.161 |
feathers on high make a pledge Get It | 1108.799 | 4.841 |
Lemon | 1111.2 | 4.4 |
Pledge but seriously what's wrong with | 1113.64 | 3.64 |
my guy we got to fix him okay yeah no | 1115.6 | 3.68 |
he's done no he's he's not done I've | 1117.28 | 3.519 |
seen this before he's done no he's not | 1119.28 | 3.759 |
done you saw eore eore came back and | 1120.799 | 4.081 |
then died eventually in abor's house so | 1123.039 | 3.321 |
eore got the crazies and that was the | 1124.88 | 3.36 |
end of him no he wasn't he had a whole | 1126.36 | 3.92 |
Arc after that you forgot this yeah he | 1128.24 | 3.559 |
just ended up showing up in abro his | 1130.28 | 3.0 |
bedroom and then yeah and he was a | 1131.799 | 2.921 |
beloved character and then he died | 1133.28 | 3.68 |
randomly somehow I forget I admire your | 1134.72 | 4.48 |
commitment to over there I'm not leaving | 1136.96 | 4.599 |
there okay I'm with you then all right | 1139.2 | 4.44 |
we're going to figure this out go to the | 1141.559 | 4.281 |
next | 1143.64 | 2.2 |
thing all right first boss do not get | 1148.36 | 4.559 |
hit by this guy oh wo all right that's a | 1151.08 | 4.04 |
big | 1152.919 | 2.201 |
boy yeah all right and he hits he hits | 1157.039 | 6.0 |
good and hard oo all right I'm going to | 1160.559 | 4.641 |
let you do the swinging I'll do the that | 1163.039 | 4.161 |
was you that was me I apologize right | 1165.2 | 3.88 |
through my head that was me I but yeah | 1167.2 | 3.88 |
that was yeah that was bad so yeah you | 1169.08 | 3.68 |
look like I'm wearing one of those one | 1171.08 | 3.959 |
of those funny hats with the arrow | 1172.76 | 4.36 |
sticking through it yep watch out my | 1175.039 | 4.281 |
arrows please yeah how am I suppos I'm | 1177.12 | 4.08 |
fighting this guy how am I supposed to | 1179.32 | 3.44 |
pay attention to your arrows I don't | 1181.2 | 3.959 |
know good boy I'm going to try and not | 1182.76 | 3.919 |
hit you I'm going to aim high okay I | 1185.159 | 3.921 |
appreciate that he is you know like 14 | 1186.679 | 4.601 |
ft taller than I am so right he's | 1189.08 | 5.8 |
squirly too oh oh oh oh oh I can't | 1191.28 | 5.96 |
believe I missed both of | 1194.88 | 5.159 |
those there we go got a shot in trying | 1197.24 | 5.12 |
to wait for the little Ting damn stamina | 1200.039 | 4.561 |
Ting every time The Ting happens he's | 1202.36 | 4.28 |
moving ow | 1204.6 | 5.24 |
whoop oh [ __ ] oh God that took a hit | 1206.64 | 6.159 |
that took a hit M break it up he hits | 1209.84 | 5.68 |
hard oh [ __ ] sh [ __ ] he likes me he | 1212.799 | 4.561 |
likes me you're good should have time to | 1215.52 | 4.519 |
heal up oh oh oh I wasn't ready for that | 1217.36 | 6.72 |
move oh there we go nice holy crap does | 1220.039 | 5.52 |
he have a fragment of power oh yes | 1224.08 | 4.64 |
that's it what is that thing though KY | 1225.559 | 5.561 |
okay there's your Ki steel yeah so got a | 1228.72 | 4.12 |
little K steel got a little fragment of | 1231.12 | 4.32 |
power there in concert at a Amphitheater | 1232.84 | 5.68 |
near you yeah K steel coming soon she's | 1235.44 | 5.52 |
a little [ __ ] that dances to pop music | 1238.52 | 4.279 |
hey I got a question for you what do you | 1240.96 | 4.079 |
power your little light on is it | 1242.799 | 5.12 |
caffeine or cocaine oh what Bob is that | 1245.039 | 4.681 |
what you call it Bob oh yeah Bob the | 1247.919 | 6.481 |
green light yeah methamphetamine sir | 1249.72 | 4.68 |
methanamine mes I followed wax's idea of | 1255.72 | 4.12 |
walking really far away and now he's | 1258.2 | 3.12 |
running straight towards the crocodile I | 1259.84 | 2.719 |
know he is he's walking right towards | 1261.32 | 2.599 |
the giant crocodile what is he doing | 1262.559 | 2.561 |
what's his there's a Crocodile coming at | 1263.919 | 2.961 |
him you better fight it he has his own | 1265.12 | 4.08 |
agenda okay oh wait it was only when I | 1266.88 | 4.64 |
left now he's now he's back to just | 1269.2 | 3.64 |
standing there well you had him you had | 1271.52 | 4.12 |
him to follow but he wasn't following me | 1272.84 | 4.439 |
is he following me now well he thought | 1275.64 | 4.039 |
he was he's following me now no he's not | 1277.279 | 3.961 |
he's yeah he's right on you all right | 1279.679 | 2.801 |
I'm going to go a little further away | 1281.24 | 3.0 |
and see if anything crazy happens okay | 1282.48 | 3.4 |
see look now he's just chilling again | 1284.24 | 2.96 |
well just keep running I'll keep an eye | 1285.88 | 3.32 |
on him all right keep an eye on him and | 1287.2 | 3.839 |
when I say keep an eye I don't mean I'll | 1289.2 | 3.92 |
make sure he doesn't die y better he's | 1291.039 | 3.76 |
running towards the crocodile again God | 1293.12 | 3.84 |
damn it no there come here I mean not | 1294.799 | 4.681 |
directly at it so keep running no that's | 1296.96 | 4.079 |
not he's not going he's going to the | 1299.48 | 3.12 |
left of the crocodiles before he was | 1301.039 | 4.681 |
safe keep running all right fine if this | 1302.6 | 4.64 |
gets my guy killed you ow me you owe me | 1305.72 | 3.72 |
a man I'll tell you when to stop running | 1307.24 | 5.16 |
yes sir over there what you going to | 1309.44 | 5.8 |
do uh nope he ran for a second and he | 1312.4 | 6.2 |
stopped what you still running yeah what | 1315.24 | 6.48 |
keep running he's just sitting | 1318.6 | 7.2 |
still don't judge how I say | 1321.72 | 12.16 |
[Music] | 1325.8 | 8.08 |
Ste there it is come on he's almost down | 1334.72 | 5.48 |
he's almost down he's almost down there | 1337.799 | 7.281 |
he goes oh man oh look we got special uh | 1340.2 | 8.2 |
special sword dude a pristine Ki sword | 1345.08 | 6.199 |
yeah help damage 59 okay you know what | 1348.4 | 5.96 |
I'll I'll take that I'll take that okay | 1351.279 | 4.961 |
then I'll take the steel may as well why | 1354.36 | 4.0 |
not I'm going to leave that mystery meat | 1356.24 | 5.52 |
sup okay um so we uh we get to fight the | 1358.36 | 5.28 |
boss now right yeah let's go introduce | 1361.76 | 6.68 |
you to Tha th th his name is th th | 1363.64 | 7.56 |
yes all right so we got a spit roast th | 1368.44 | 4.52 |
if you stay at his back I'll stay at his | 1371.2 | 3.8 |
front | 1372.96 | 4.92 |
who this place looks awesome oh got a | 1375.0 | 5.159 |
couple skell boys here yeah the views | 1377.88 | 4.399 |
always interrupted by something right | 1380.159 | 4.88 |
right all right now soak it in check | 1382.279 | 6.081 |
that out yeah this man this looks neat | 1385.039 | 4.88 |
yeah see when I told you to look over | 1388.36 | 3.04 |
here at the beginning it didn't do it | 1389.919 | 3.12 |
justice did it yeah no you can see in | 1391.4 | 5.04 |
the distance but uh yeah this a ways | 1393.039 | 6.681 |
away you know I'm sick of salmon what | 1396.44 | 4.96 |
are you sick of sick people saying we | 1399.72 | 4.28 |
don't do nothing in this game we do | 1401.4 | 5.44 |
things yeah we do things we were busy | 1404.0 | 5.559 |
we're doing thing hey we you looking at | 1406.84 | 5.56 |
stranger oh is that is that uh I you got | 1409.559 | 5.321 |
a problem stranger what happened here | 1412.4 | 4.96 |
huh where did these people come from oh | 1414.88 | 5.08 |
the bar is really picking up yeah | 1417.36 | 4.84 |
picking Up's doing real good listen you | 1419.96 | 4.959 |
got to not listen to the haters right | 1422.2 | 4.68 |
all right cuz you know what they don't | 1424.919 | 4.0 |
know what we're doing right cuz we're | 1426.88 | 3.76 |
doing our own thing they got to live | 1428.919 | 4.041 |
their own lives yeah time [ __ ] him I'm | 1430.64 | 4.8 |
not going to I'm not going to [ __ ] him | 1432.96 | 3.92 |
why why you sound like you're talking | 1435.44 | 4.119 |
like your IR [ __ ] you stranger who the | 1436.88 | 5.6 |
the piece of [ __ ] at the end the bar oh | 1439.559 | 4.761 |
yeah well there's no stranger just | 1442.48 | 2.799 |
introduce | 1444.32 | 3.959 |
yourself | 1445.279 | 3.0 |
hey | 1449.12 | 3.0 |
okay Anthony you s me in the | 1455.32 | 6.44 |
bushes what what is he doing I don't | 1458.159 | 5.201 |
he's just standing here as far as he | 1461.76 | 4.44 |
knows I'm still running away I don't I'm | 1463.36 | 5.199 |
over here yeah okay there you are yeah | 1466.2 | 4.0 |
what is he doing is he okay science is | 1468.559 | 3.48 |
that I don't know I don't want to come | 1470.2 | 3.079 |
back and ruin it you told me to keep | 1472.039 | 3.36 |
running yeah but it only works if you're | 1473.279 | 4.681 |
running he okay he's facing the other | 1475.399 | 5.081 |
direction he doesn't know yeah all right | 1477.96 | 4.56 |
do you think he's okay not if he doesn't | 1480.48 | 4.0 |
Anthony what come over here and talk to | 1482.52 | 3.399 |
me I don't want him to know come into my | 1484.48 | 3.48 |
little Bush Fort he was you know what | 1485.919 | 4.601 |
Crouch down Crouch down can the horse | 1487.96 | 5.24 |
can the horse Crouch uh is he following | 1490.52 | 4.279 |
me yeah he's right there he's fine okay | 1493.2 | 3.12 |
so he obviously knows where we are well | 1494.799 | 3.88 |
he the horse does but not not there can | 1496.32 | 5.079 |
you just make sure hit follow again and | 1498.679 | 4.321 |
if he follows you we're done with this | 1501.399 | 3.721 |
right right but what if he doesn't I | 1503.0 | 4.24 |
stab you with my star metal sword all | 1505.12 | 4.279 |
right okay let's do it let's try it over | 1507.24 | 5.24 |
there hey buddy hey I'm so oh he looked | 1509.399 | 4.76 |
away from me immediately are you okay | 1512.48 | 3.319 |
hey yeah all right I don't know let's | 1514.159 | 3.24 |
see follow all right you ready to go on | 1515.799 | 2.801 |
more Adventures we've been having fun | 1517.399 | 3.561 |
today he's already a level five uh-huh | 1518.6 | 4.439 |
that's really high oh here he comes | 1520.96 | 3.88 |
neees there's hope for us yet yep come | 1523.039 | 3.321 |
on nees you're doing great come on | 1524.84 | 3.92 |
follow us all right to more Adventure | 1526.36 | 5.6 |
glad we did this | 1528.76 | 3.2 |
woo got a question how do we get out of | 1533.44 | 4.839 |
here we take another door out okay I was | 1535.84 | 4.28 |
about to say we don't have to walk back | 1538.279 | 4.081 |
through all that stuff do we no thank | 1540.12 | 3.88 |
God no yeah goodness gracious that would | 1542.36 | 3.039 |
have been that would have been a chore | 1544.0 | 4.159 |
and a half so this is where Tha lives | 1545.399 | 5.88 |
this is where Tha lives oh man so all | 1548.159 | 4.561 |
right I'll try should I I I'll do | 1551.279 | 3.921 |
distance with Tha is that my best option | 1552.72 | 4.679 |
I'm the arrow guy I mean you you decided | 1555.2 | 4.199 |
to be the arrow guy so I say we just | 1557.399 | 4.16 |
stick with it all right sounds good okay | 1559.399 | 4.4 |
does dag have friends or is it just dag | 1561.559 | 4.761 |
dag has friends oh of course dag does | 1563.799 | 5.641 |
all righto bag you yeah so got to light | 1566.32 | 5.44 |
these on fire oh oh wow it's like a | 1569.44 | 5.839 |
summoning thing yeah this is right up | 1571.76 | 5.159 |
your alley you know that yeah this is | 1575.279 | 4.0 |
kind of cool I like this all right I got | 1576.919 | 4.681 |
the last one last one there you go all | 1579.279 | 4.561 |
right bring it on bag we're stuck in | 1581.6 | 4.52 |
here | 1583.84 | 2.28 |
now | 1587.24 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 1594.75 | 4.01 |
oh there he is oh yeah that big boy that | 1596.52 | 4.84 |
real big boy yeah holy crap it's like a | 1598.76 | 4.96 |
minur or something so you shoot for his | 1601.36 | 4.88 |
head don't shoot from my head done okay | 1603.72 | 3.92 |
yeah he's a he's big enough I should be | 1606.24 | 3.2 |
able to like clear that no problem so | 1607.64 | 3.919 |
what's Dag's story I don't | 1609.44 | 4.8 |
know he's he's just a monster that lives | 1611.559 | 5.201 |
down here huh yeah all I know is is how | 1614.24 | 4.76 |
to kill him and where where he's at I | 1616.76 | 4.039 |
don't know what is he's looking at never | 1619.0 | 5.84 |
stop he's looking W oh man wait should I | 1620.799 | 5.88 |
uh can I use any of my sorcery here | 1624.84 | 4.24 |
summon zombies I don't know you can try | 1626.679 | 4.041 |
okay keep me covered keep me covered | 1629.08 | 2.599 |
never tried it I'm going to try to | 1630.72 | 2.559 |
summon zombies on his ass that could be | 1631.679 | 4.761 |
fun 22 minutes I got you I got you 22 | 1633.279 | 7.041 |
minutes go summon demons a bat that's | 1636.44 | 5.8 |
not it where's the zombie one God damn I | 1640.32 | 4.28 |
hate this B system let's see why not a | 1642.24 | 4.72 |
radio wheel right I don't hear you sham | 1644.6 | 4.64 |
Lama dingdong though oh I'm sham a | 1646.96 | 5.36 |
dingdong and let's see escalate where's | 1649.24 | 5.08 |
the zombies one where's the zombies | 1652.32 | 4.4 |
Harvest materials no that's the terror | 1654.32 | 5.56 |
one Jesus where's the zombie one you | 1656.72 | 5.079 |
think it would be in the summoned one | 1659.88 | 3.72 |
wield the forces of Life death and unde | 1661.799 | 3.401 |
that's got to be it right there you go | 1663.6 | 2.88 |
that sounds like that sounds like it | 1665.2 | 3.479 |
would be let's escalate a little bit | 1666.48 | 4.52 |
escalate a little bit more here we go | 1668.679 | 4.641 |
now you better hurry you better de | 1671.0 | 4.88 |
something it's happening it's happening | 1673.32 | 6.239 |
okay oh [ __ ] what the hell was that he's | 1675.88 | 7.0 |
got his own his own kind of sorcery did | 1679.559 | 5.681 |
it work the zombies coming I think so | 1682.88 | 5.56 |
it's awful foggy in here at least holy | 1685.24 | 5.159 |
smokes don't let me die where's the | 1688.44 | 3.64 |
zombies where's the zombies where the | 1690.399 | 3.321 |
zombies why you make it hard to see in | 1692.08 | 3.76 |
here I don't see a single zombie I don't | 1693.72 | 4.28 |
see one damn zombie where my zombies I | 1695.84 | 4.319 |
can hear them why aren't they in the | 1698.0 | 5.679 |
arena I don't know uh all right slow SL | 1700.159 | 6.481 |
slow music for a second dear funcom | 1703.679 | 5.321 |
please let me summon zombies in the Boss | 1706.64 | 3.639 |
Arena because if you're going to give me | 1709.0 | 3.36 |
the power to do it you got to give me | 1710.279 | 4.64 |
the ability to to be able to use it | 1712.36 | 5.199 |
appsro PS damn | 1714.919 | 6.841 |
it PS uh I cannot kill this guy what is | 1717.559 | 6.081 |
going on come here all right I guess | 1721.76 | 3.799 |
I'll just back to shoot man what any | 1723.64 | 3.8 |
other sorcery Powers you think would | 1725.559 | 3.521 |
actually work what have I got | 1727.44 | 3.719 |
invisibility wouldn't probably do | 1729.08 | 4.68 |
anything for me uh there's the fire one | 1731.159 | 5.321 |
but that one seems dumb you could try | 1733.76 | 5.72 |
splintering yourself into to another | 1736.48 | 4.919 |
person or whatever but I think I think | 1739.48 | 4.64 |
he'll just come to me because I'm doing | 1741.399 | 4.28 |
damage yeah I guess if we need to | 1744.12 | 3.32 |
confuse him I could do that man where | 1745.679 | 4.041 |
are my zombies all I did was think | 1747.44 | 4.119 |
they're they're on the they're on the | 1749.72 | 3.92 |
balcony they're all up on the balcony | 1751.559 | 6.041 |
behind you are you serious they are IDI | 1753.64 | 7.12 |
of them oh my God what are they scared | 1757.6 | 4.6 |
no I think they're just watching the | 1760.76 | 3.279 |
show I mean look if you got an | 1762.2 | 3.839 |
invitation to this you would probably | 1764.039 | 4.52 |
just watch too this is entertaining for | 1766.039 | 4.0 |
sure but they work for me you're not | 1768.559 | 2.921 |
supposed to be invited you're you're | 1770.039 | 3.081 |
supposed to be here to work yeah well | 1771.48 | 3.52 |
you need a better agent well well you | 1773.12 | 3.679 |
know we're working him down he's going | 1775.0 | 3.96 |
pretty well okay we got another round | 1776.799 | 4.48 |
we're going to get uh some skeletons and | 1778.96 | 4.88 |
he's going to bash the floor okay here | 1781.279 | 4.921 |
comes oh wow wow he spawned right on me | 1783.84 | 4.24 |
and here comes the | 1786.2 | 4.12 |
floorb that's a lot of skeletons that's | 1788.08 | 4.719 |
a lot of skeletons quack | 1790.32 | 5.28 |
yeah this is silly this is quite silly | 1792.799 | 5.36 |
all right swi in uh I'll try to kill the | 1795.6 | 5.199 |
skeleton oh God he's puking see that | 1798.159 | 4.64 |
yeah watch out for that it'll it'll get | 1800.799 | 4.961 |
you oh what I lost the internet | 1802.799 | 6.48 |
connection sorry whack no no I'll I I'll | 1805.76 | 6.08 |
try to get back | 1809.279 | 2.561 |
on D do you know | 1817.12 | 4.76 |
what these things | 1819.48 | 6.4 |
are like it looks like it's a | 1821.88 | 4.0 |
nest d | 1826.559 | 5.511 |
are you out you're out for good | 1829.519 | 4.081 |
[Applause] | 1832.07 | 4.449 |
huh I was going to ask what you thought | 1833.6 | 4.6 |
about the fence what do you think about | 1836.519 | 4.921 |
the fence Dora oh I kind of finished it | 1838.2 | 5.76 |
going around pretty good do you hear | 1841.44 | 6.239 |
me yep hold on a second let me see will | 1843.96 | 7.92 |
you feel that you feel that ah | 1847.679 | 6.441 |
yeah hold on let me see if you feel it | 1851.88 | 3.519 |
on your | 1854.12 | 4.6 |
foot yep just make it sure you're still | 1855.399 | 6.441 |
alive a only doing what a good friend | 1858.72 | 4.0 |
would | 1861.84 | 4.559 |
do does that helmet work | 1862.72 | 7.4 |
still yep that helmet still works you | 1866.399 | 6.681 |
got a good helmet maybe I can borrow it | 1870.12 | 4.48 |
some | 1873.08 | 3.8 |
time | 1874.6 | 5.0 |
yeah what are you looking | 1876.88 | 5.72 |
at | 1879.6 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 1882.67 | 3.289 |
[ __ ] | 1886.919 | 5.921 |
okay is he ready I think so see okay all | 1889.24 | 5.24 |
right hang on let me get ready to | 1892.84 | 3.559 |
welcome him all right to the fan club | 1894.48 | 5.039 |
yeah there we go okay welcome this is | 1896.399 | 5.201 |
puddles puddles yep I'm going to give | 1899.519 | 3.601 |
him a hat cuz he looks horrible yeah I | 1901.6 | 3.039 |
was going to say like I don't want to | 1903.12 | 3.039 |
say puddles you you look like [ __ ] | 1904.639 | 3.88 |
puddles no you should tell him puddles | 1906.159 | 4.601 |
you're supposed to be this Grand epic | 1908.519 | 5.12 |
thw and you're balding that's not good | 1910.76 | 4.12 |
genetic that's not the problem it's the | 1913.639 | 3.201 |
haircut well you can't have a haircut | 1914.88 | 3.759 |
cuz there's no hair no had like weird | 1916.84 | 4.0 |
hair it's better to to shave it than to | 1918.639 | 4.681 |
have weird hair you know yeah but he did | 1920.84 | 3.719 |
have weird hair oh you're right all | 1923.32 | 4.28 |
right can we shave ooh huh all right | 1924.559 | 4.921 |
this is doing wonders for his look yeah | 1927.6 | 6.48 |
now this guy he is uh H level zero okay | 1929.48 | 6.159 |
I don't like to hear that but he kind of | 1934.08 | 3.24 |
looks like a Han Solo type like an | 1935.639 | 3.28 |
adventurer yeah we're going to hear | 1937.32 | 3.8 |
stories about puddles I don't even know | 1938.919 | 4.561 |
uh I'll wait toy whack but uh Vitality | 1941.12 | 5.48 |
Health bonus 1,67 maybe that's good is | 1943.48 | 4.76 |
that good I don't know well how many | 1946.6 | 3.28 |
health does this guy have oh yeah look | 1948.24 | 4.96 |
at your guy uh 760 760 compared to what | 1949.88 | 5.799 |
I said yeah and he's a level six so yeah | 1953.2 | 4.479 |
that's good and my guy's level zero yeah | 1955.679 | 3.401 |
okay I still like you over there we're | 1957.679 | 2.321 |
going to work together we're going to be | 1959.08 | 2.36 |
a good team just murdering people with | 1960.0 | 4.08 |
THS here we go um puddles and I'm going | 1961.44 | 5.199 |
to spell it weird not I mean normal not | 1964.08 | 4.959 |
weird how you going to spell it P u d d | 1966.639 | 5.961 |
l s p u d d poodles I hope I spelled | 1969.039 | 5.36 |
that right in front of these people okay | 1972.6 | 4.439 |
there we go puddles welcome puddles you | 1974.399 | 4.501 |
can join the fan club don't die | 1977.039 | 3.961 |
[Music] | 1978.9 | 4.3 |
puddles all right looks like I'm | 1981.0 | 5.2 |
reconnecting all oh I'm back in the game | 1983.2 | 6.68 |
I think oh hey the fog's gone excellent | 1986.2 | 5.439 |
time things work out we're getting | 1989.88 | 3.799 |
pretty close we got him under 10,000 hit | 1991.639 | 4.16 |
points so nope oh God I got kicked from | 1993.679 | 5.72 |
the server again no no what the hell's | 1995.799 | 7.281 |
going on okay coming back in all right | 1999.399 | 6.361 |
still working on him yeah sure oh that | 2003.08 | 5.04 |
was cool oh wait I don't have my stuff | 2005.76 | 3.84 |
I'm back in but I don't have my stuff | 2008.12 | 3.799 |
probably just loading in still oh okay | 2009.6 | 3.959 |
how are you doing then by the way yeah | 2011.919 | 3.521 |
I'm still alive all right it's good | 2013.559 | 3.6 |
thing you let me pick up all that green | 2015.44 | 3.88 |
stuff yeah welcome watch a floor watch a | 2017.159 | 4.841 |
floor oh what's happening more skellies | 2019.32 | 5.68 |
and more floor pounding uh oh my stuff's | 2022.0 | 5.32 |
back this is good uh but my controls are | 2025.0 | 5.24 |
not work oh w w w w w I'm over | 2027.32 | 4.88 |
encumbered I think the sandwich wore off | 2030.24 | 2.88 |
oh | 2032.2 | 3.92 |
[ __ ] | 2033.12 | 3.0 |
no | 2036.72 | 4.71 |
[Music] | 2038.35 | 3.08 |
oh God I'm at the beginning of the wine | 2043.639 | 4.801 |
Celler oh [ __ ] I just got to run oh son | 2045.32 | 5.88 |
of a [ __ ] come on whack you can do it I | 2048.44 | 6.04 |
believe in you oh come on stamina a | 2051.2 | 6.56 |
little bit of space charge up death all | 2054.48 | 5.84 |
right dag it's you and me buddy you | 2057.76 | 4.359 |
killed my | 2060.32 | 5.079 |
putty well yeah over here past the | 2062.119 | 5.0 |
waterfall I think I'm on the right track | 2065.399 | 3.24 |
this seems like the right track it's so | 2067.119 | 3.48 |
dark in here I think I'm getting close | 2068.639 | 5.321 |
qu he's fighting all right good deal I | 2070.599 | 5.28 |
almost got him I have to kill him for | 2073.96 | 4.56 |
the doors to open oh stamina come on | 2075.879 | 3.72 |
he's one | 2078.52 | 5.399 |
hit there we go oh no get him away I did | 2079.599 | 6.24 |
where you at oh I'm on the bridge I'm | 2083.919 | 3.361 |
approaching the temple there might be a | 2085.839 | 3.961 |
skeleton behind me okay I'm watching any | 2087.28 | 5.04 |
help would be | 2089.8 | 2.52 |
appreciated hey awesome job man a thank | 2092.48 | 6.599 |
you holy crap sorry you had uh yeah your | 2095.28 | 6.079 |
body should be over here yeah yeah | 2099.079 | 4.121 |
perfect loot | 2101.359 | 4.681 |
all okay I think my crazy armor | 2103.2 | 4.76 |
disappeared didn't it might have yeah | 2106.04 | 3.72 |
okay that's okay I got uh I got other | 2107.96 | 4.119 |
stuff I got some boots I | 2109.76 | 4.88 |
found you just put this stuff on real | 2112.079 | 4.601 |
fast all right that'll work to get me | 2114.64 | 4.68 |
back home oh you want to you want to see | 2116.68 | 5.439 |
what uh our fight got us yeah there you | 2119.32 | 4.96 |
go that right there okay this is a | 2122.119 | 6.121 |
scroll car car a note okay in | 2124.28 | 5.64 |
reading this will unlock knowledge of | 2128.24 | 5.24 |
the Ki Soldier armors ooh so that seems | 2129.92 | 6.08 |
good right yeah so I should read this | 2133.48 | 5.119 |
that's what you use your Ki steel for | 2136.0 | 5.2 |
boom I learned it Ki Soldier right on | 2138.599 | 4.281 |
nice all right so where's the door out | 2141.2 | 6.08 |
of this dunk right this | 2142.88 | 4.4 |
[Music] | 2147.58 | 9.06 |
way he used to live in the puddles he | 2154.28 | 4.24 |
must like puddles he lived in puddles | 2156.64 | 3.56 |
yeah a then he must hate it here where | 2158.52 | 3.76 |
you've taken hey you know what uh | 2160.2 | 4.399 |
sometimes when you travel you learn more | 2162.28 | 4.68 |
you expand your horizons right but is he | 2164.599 | 4.081 |
is he allowed to go home puddles is all | 2166.96 | 4.08 |
he he | 2168.68 | 2.36 |
knows | 2171.28 | 3.0 |
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