Scrap Mechanic Best Challenges SuperCut 1

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you're anything like me, you can't get enough of the hilarious antics and crazy challenges that the ...
Scrap Mechanic Best Challenges SuperCut 1
Scrap Mechanic Best Challenges SuperCut 1

Scrap Mechanic Best Challenges SuperCut 1

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appsro: I love how they always end up blowing everything up in the most spectacular ways possible. It never gets old!

neebs: And don't forget the epic fails and the banter between us. It's pure gold, I tell ya!

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you're anything like me, you can't get enough of the hilarious antics and crazy challenges that the Neebs crew takes on in Scrap Mechanic. That's why I was beyond excited when I stumbled upon their Best Building Challenges SuperCut 1 video. I mean, who doesn't love seeing those guys try to outdo each other with their wacky creations?

The video is packed full of epic moments, from building insane contraptions to seeing who can come up with the most creative solutions to the challenges thrown their way. It's always a blast to watch the Neebs crew work together (or sometimes against each other) to see who will come out on top. And let's not forget about the hilarious commentary and banter that keeps us all entertained throughout the video.

If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button and show your support on their Patreon page. And don't forget to check out their merch - I personally love rocking my Neebs Gaming gear whenever I can. Plus, a big shoutout to Xidax PCs for powering Neebs Gaming and helping them bring us all this awesome content.

So, grab some snacks, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cheer, and maybe even cringe a little at the crazy antics of the Neebs crew in their Best Building Challenges SuperCut 1 video. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. And if you're craving more Neebs content, be sure to check out their other playlists like Cartoons, 7 Days to Die, Minecraft, GTA V, and Subnautica - you won't be able to get enough!


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well things just got better for me0.084.88
why is that i just opened a beer after2.83.6
this is you right yeah that's me hey4.963.44
what's up that's anthony over there6.43.279
probably if it's jumping around and8.43.52
acting like a spaz it's probably anthony9.6793.681
ellis where are you hey11.926.08
hi guys i'm making my way to you hey hey13.366.96
i'm coming to you18.04.32
hey he's here what are they i'm going20.323.84
past you22.323.28
all right all right so neebs first24.163.039
explain to me i i haven't even touched25.63.36
this game you got all damn excited about27.1993.92
it i couldn't sleep last night thinking28.964.08
about what i want to build this game is31.1194.001
awesome okay what you do first is you33.044.32
throw it down hold on hold on i too35.124.32
think it is awesome all right well i'm37.364.96
hoping it's awesome good i am excited39.446.08
about the potential but but dreading the42.325.84
slowness of the work thing that you have45.526.0
to do i appreciate your opinions and48.165.919
concerns thank you you're welcome51.527.0
building now yeah please [ __ ] build54.0794.441
when you build on this okay the object63.286.64
is considered a vehicle so let's say66.086.399
i build like a little thing this is a69.924.64
tutorial it will end with a challenge72.4794.721
though oh no i know do you let me just74.564.16
do this real quick because this part's77.22.959
boring i want to get into the fun stuff78.722.719
all right so what do you what are you80.1593.28
adding there look these are called81.4393.841
bearings i think bearings okay put83.4393.761
wheels on those you got to have a seat85.282.8
too87.22.72
so i'm going to put a motor on here are88.083.039
you watching abstract i'm watching you89.922.879
i'm watching you baby so far i've got91.1194.0
the base i got a seat i got bearings all92.7993.841
right all right so let's say i'm going95.1194.081
to need wheels are you high enough look96.644.4
you do this up and down99.23.2
whoa101.043.28
now how did you do up and down102.43.12
down right so right now it looks like104.322.56
it's lining up there so when you're105.524.08
there there you go wheel106.885.599
the thieves look at me look behind you109.65.04
up and down so you need a bearing under112.4794.481
here that you can tell it to turn so114.644.96
this seems like just a really [ __ ]116.965.36
cool version of minecraft but you can119.64.479
make vehicles122.323.68
yeah and stuff it's all creative right124.0794.16
now all right so so far after i have the126.04.8
platform for the the body the motor in128.2393.921
the back the seat130.82.64
two wheels in the back that are going to132.162.96
spin two wheels up front that i want to133.443.76
be able to turn right so now you switch135.124.16
to this tool see how this thing's light137.25.36
up oh jesus okay so i want the motor139.286.959
to power these wheels142.565.759
okay we'll make it four wheel drive wow146.2393.841
okay now now the game comes sort of148.3194.401
opened up for me oh yeah like that now150.084.239
all right now you look at the wheel and152.723.84
you go it's turning the right way i want154.3194.801
it to turn that way okay this one is156.563.92
going the wrong way so you right click159.123.199
it boom160.483.28
right click it boom they're going162.3193.521
forward right so now i want to be able163.764.16
to see those blue dots yeah i want them165.843.679
to be controlled by the steering wheel167.923.76
right so169.5194.881
gotcha man you're you're an electrician171.685.04
of control rolling right very fast okay174.44.4
so look i'm doing a test on the steering176.723.84
wheel it's going backwards from what i178.84.56
want right hit here right click180.564.56
okay183.363.12
wow get in185.123.52
now the motor's not on right you go in186.483.679
here and you set it if you set it up188.643.76
here whoa you're gonna be flying off the190.1594.16
seat up oh yeah oh my god there goes192.43.36
your uh there goes your vehicle that was194.3193.601
too much come on you can't stop go with195.763.759
you i'll go oh boy why does it keep on197.922.72
going199.5192.64
i turned it on and it's just getting200.643.92
away okay so that's not good all right202.1594.241
so thank god you hit a hill stop no it's204.563.759
going to go now206.43.919
all right oh boy there we go when you208.3194.081
get like that when it's you can't repair210.3194.321
it you just212.43.839
see now i've got it it doesn't look like214.643.28
it but i've got it who who made this216.2392.481
game217.923.679
i did um i saw their name on the thing218.723.96
so boom221.5992.64
congratulations222.683.88
yeah it was whatever224.2394.881
oh boy oh wait you and the you you've226.565.28
got it going off again up again okay why229.125.28
does it not stop do you have brakes231.844.08
do you have no brakes on the damn thing234.43.199
i bet you you do me over you son of a235.923.92
[ __ ] i'm doing something wrong hold on237.5994.081
the hell that's what i did i got to239.843.36
connect the motor241.683.36
to the steering wheel243.23.52
so i have control over it245.043.119
now let's try this246.723.04
e248.1594.8
turn works okay giving it gas249.765.36
all right252.9593.84
you figured it out right so see we've255.123.92
already got a car now this is a basic it256.7993.84
doesn't have shocks it doesn't have any259.042.879
of the good stuff260.6393.201
i love my god261.9194.481
so far like a brake dancer263.843.84
except you're in a vehicle and you look266.45.359
like a stupid christmas elf coming in267.684.079
whoa tiger272.42.96
yeah276.03.44
look at this look at all you guys just277.443.92
i'm so glad i'm not playing this i never279.444.319
want to play it i just want to watch it281.364.24
being played all right we know how this283.7594.401
works now right yeah all right let's see285.64.0
let's get into the fun stuff we're288.163.759
experts now yeah you see there's a jet289.64.879
thruster there there's a jet thruster291.9194.481
like this is a jet yeah you can press294.4793.761
your heads this is an electric engine i296.43.28
haven't used those yet i'd like to see298.243.92
you guys construct ramps and take your299.684.4
own vehicles over those ramps and see if302.165.36
you're addicted to what's the farthest304.084.88
problem all right find a good spot that307.524.56
we can build a ramp and uh also308.964.799
judge the distance by we're going312.084.64
scouting for locations hey look at us313.7594.801
i mean out here looks like316.724.24
ramp and measure central maybe we make318.563.76
it you have to start right up against320.962.48
the fence322.322.719
sure they're right between these rocks323.443.28
between those rocks that's great i like325.0393.121
it so it's weird because it doesn't326.723.6
contour you see the earth is like328.164.16
rounded over the front of it it's330.326.96
interesting it's very interesting332.324.96
maybe too interesting337.685.68
do you see my uh the distance system i'm341.444.319
setting up oh yeah it's ducks what is343.364.399
that it's measured in ducks all right345.7592.961
this347.7594.401
ramp is ready so is it build time i348.726.479
think so sure already looking good simon352.166.08
don't you think listen no it doesn't it355.1995.361
doesn't look like anything yet okay well358.243.6
i think that if i had to make a360.562.88
prediction right now361.843.76
i would already oh wow363.443.84
that you're pretty pretty yeah no no no365.62.719
i'm gonna i'm gonna give her a367.283.039
prediction neebs is gonna be the winner368.3194.72
apps rose will look the coolest i have370.3194.961
another prediction what's that373.0396.0
uh neves will be the most symmetrical375.287.199
and best designed i think appsource is379.0395.201
going to look the coolest382.4793.44
and the most badass384.244.079
so i get nothing huh not yet yours will385.9194.4
be the worst not yet388.3193.921
he predicts it'll be the worst i think390.3194.401
it's gonna look cool okay fair enough392.244.48
you smell you should each person should394.724.08
have two tries okay once you look at396.723.36
everyone's vehicle yeah i think that's398.85.04
time for that yeah yeah how's the timer400.086.16
it would suck if you were missing a tire403.844.88
going into this406.243.92
all right let's see who's got what whose408.723.52
vehicle is this that's mine man410.163.599
all right that's a good looking vehicle412.243.76
i'm really liking this mine no mine's413.7594.72
badass baby yeah no that's looking good416.04.479
that's good418.4794.0
drow is this you it's me all right let's420.4793.44
go to the side422.4792.72
let's go to the side got enough lights423.9192.881
on that thing no yeah that's a lot of425.1993.521
headlights all right426.84.08
guess what doraleous tail on it428.724.96
doraleous you [ __ ] nailed430.884.96
a way that i would touch on this i would433.683.84
have went back a little bit further on435.843.84
those back tires back and i also would437.524.32
have went back wider i would have opened439.683.919
the back wider yeah i like the lean you441.843.199
got going on there though i like that me443.5992.961
and lean well those rockets push it445.0393.361
forward really quick right yeah it's446.564.16
anybody's game he's got he's got448.43.919
something working there did y'all figure450.723.039
out how to get the buttons to work yeah452.3194.081
i got my button working man but453.7594.72
what buttons to turn the rockets on this456.43.199
button how you going oh my god it's458.4792.481
connected to my steering wheel how do459.5993.6
you turn yours off dallas i don't when460.963.6
you hit the ground i'm just going to let463.1992.56
go of the steering wheel i'm going to464.562.639
let go what the465.7594.481
shot network oh jesus good looking467.1996.241
vehicle anthony yeah it's great470.245.04
god all right i'm sorry work all right473.445.12
who's going first so two two tries huh475.285.919
yeah each all right go man go i think i478.564.24
think y'all's gonna be better481.1993.361
just hit it though just hit the ramp and482.83.28
that's a win484.564.079
when are those boosters gonna go on now486.083.92
no i'm hitting a ramp when you know488.6393.761
you're at the ramp come on490.03.759
you got you're hitting the ramp you got492.42.96
it493.7593.361
oh jesus christ495.364.08
stop497.122.32
not very far500.84.72
we don't need to park it502.44.479
just leave here there there we go that's505.522.72
smart oh you need to do it again that's506.8793.361
where it is right is it two inch let's508.243.519
go let's go around the horn that's the510.242.64
card511.7592.241
yes512.883.039
good luck buddy here comes my [ __ ] yeah514.04.0
party machine let's do it come on here515.9193.441
we go518.03.68
oh wait [ __ ] hold on519.364.64
hold on521.682.32
hold on i jumped out no i jumped out525.2795.361
that counts528.884.639
bounce that doesn't count stop it it530.645.28
does count no no it doesn't doraleous533.5193.841
that can't count535.923.12
boy tough judges537.364.4
yeah no [ __ ] you guys ready listen i539.044.16
accidentally hit the jump out of the541.763.6
seat button yeah the car kept going if543.24.4
this car was out of control i would say545.363.919
all right tough but okay he accidentally547.63.44
hit the wrong button549.2793.201
all right let's go here we go you make551.043.6
one more accident all right yeah this552.483.359
this one's gonna be this one's gonna be554.644.16
damn near perfect here we go555.8397.201
all right here we go okay come on here558.84.24
yes565.23.36
all right fine i'll take that one yes566.724.64
i'll take that your [ __ ] switch568.564.48
but i wish you but i wish you could see571.363.599
my screen it was running at maybe three573.044.479
four frames per second oh boy574.9594.481
excuses with this guy doraleous i'm577.5194.241
gonna take my back here we come579.444.16
oh doraleous is going yeah581.764.56
yeah yeah i'm gonna be very oh [ __ ] come583.63.44
on586.322.32
approach is everything587.043.44
that's why588.644.08
i'm gonna wait until come on oh he's590.483.52
gonna hit it592.724.48
i oh god no594.03.2
there's a tree599.762.56
it's still there you can still do it602.884.0
hold on609.5194.56
beautiful well done it was still there611.2794.401
mark me all right here i'll mark y'all614.0793.601
marky anthony where are you then go615.684.64
homie you're going to try yours617.685.04
looks like a plane620.325.36
there we go oh wow622.725.2
we're still in it625.684.64
which one is it627.924.32
bad [ __ ] don't we no there were two630.323.36
approaching632.244.159
they got stuck on the ramp633.684.399
oh we beat you636.3992.88
oh he didn't638.0794.0
he beat me where's my marker so yeah no639.2795.041
he didn't no no no he didn't he did not642.0795.121
uh i will allow a three-minute644.325.84
adjustment and this will be an extremely647.24.24
strict650.162.88
three-minute adjustment ladies and651.444.48
gentlemen first on the second attempt653.046.88
ram jump is knees655.924.0
alice is the man to beat right now yeah661.443.92
i am and i'm out there man663.24.16
all right all right good for straight665.364.0
keeper steady i believe in you oh god667.363.84
that looks like [ __ ] right now669.363.039
all right671.24.6
what the hell672.3993.401
did you beat it no685.124.68
worse686.83.0
my frame rate691.5192.481
it's693.22.24
i want to watch this i want to see if694.03.279
he's just making excuses oh yeah it's695.446.44
[ __ ] here it comes come on697.2794.601
oh you're in second place all right that714.8394.521
rock is his i already already won i'm717.5194.481
going to second attempt come on buddy719.364.24
gotta beat that i want you to be722.04.16
yourself come on723.64.16
all right i got the marker ready man726.163.52
he's running pretty smooth man i'm going727.763.519
very slow looking good yeah it's good729.683.44
looking good though731.2792.721
wow733.123.519
oh [ __ ]734.02.639
i think it's so hard to keep straight737.684.0
because of the rock let me tell you you739.444.88
hit those rockets early well the rockets741.686.56
are constantly on so doraleous wins744.323.92
check check check check check check748.485.28
chest test check check check check check750.167.32
oh god oh [ __ ]753.763.72
like nibs look at my vehicle okay see758.323.6
this760.883.04
ready to infinity761.924.4
and beyond763.923.52
all right766.323.68
i'm on my way ladies and gentlemen stay767.444.0
tuned we're gonna teach you to build770.03.839
this771.442.399
doraleous yours worked ridiculously well780.0793.601
i can't believe how long you stayed in782.483.68
the air where are you guys flight numero783.684.08
dos786.163.2
oh here you are light number two787.764.079
everybody ready for this yeah go for it789.364.96
here we go791.8392.481
not too bad not too good how was the797.5194.721
landing over there it hurt ah look at800.0794.161
there's a corn field they're corns the802.243.2
size of a804.243.12
person here i just want to try one thing805.443.839
then try it so wait we need to add what807.363.76
uh at least two more seats to this right809.2793.761
so we can go along for the ride811.123.36
i mean it makes sense813.042.96
i want to fly to the moon man as soon as814.482.64
i make this disappear you're going to816.02.32
fall over so you got to hit it quickly817.123.519
you're ready i'm ready yep and go818.323.68
go man820.6392.801
oh [ __ ]822.03.36
no it did the same exact thing823.443.519
i feel like you got more time in the air825.364.64
more time yeah doing all right okay if826.9594.961
you put those rockets further out yeah830.02.959
it would be a lot better and then a831.922.479
hanging thing in the middle you think it832.9593.12
would stabilize we're not doing flying834.3992.721
vehicles this morning what do you want836.0792.0
to do do you want to build something to837.122.079
flies838.0792.641
why don't we all make flights i wanted839.1994.0
to ride on doraleous little nice oh you840.723.6
could make your own vehicle you made843.1992.32
this844.323.519
are we happy with this no i'd be happy845.5195.201
if it had a seat on the back wraps bro847.8394.8
yeah all right here we go850.723.679
there we go there we go now we're852.6393.681
getting somewhere oh that's smooth take854.3993.68
me to uh take me to doraleous really856.323.04
good stuff858.0793.76
we're coming for you i see you guys859.364.479
we see you it's a great design there you861.8394.0
go there you go doraleous you should863.8394.321
check out this is one i mean i i can see865.8393.0
it868.164.0
yeah look at that can you see it looking868.8395.8
good this is working for us listen i872.163.84
don't mind my face being drunk to the874.6394.721
grass got a seat yet there you go876.05.199
take it away all right go back go back879.364.4
to base oh wow it's getting heavy oh no881.1995.121
are we too heavy yeah can't [ __ ] move883.765.199
now oh doraleous you fat [ __ ] now we're886.324.959
ready hop in i'm here we go good all888.9594.32
right back to base neve back to the base891.2794.721
oh jeez doraleous you fat i'm done with893.2794.881
you guys all right your [ __ ] sucks all896.03.44
right so we're going back to the tower898.163.2
correct yep three different flying899.444.56
vehicles each three seaters my vehicle901.364.479
might not fly904.03.36
all right what do you think simon you905.8393.841
like that yeah i love it i think it907.364.08
looks really good thank you what's going909.683.92
to be fun about this911.445.36
climb over everything nothing will stop913.65.359
it like what things916.85.279
is it going to ride over trees mountains918.9595.281
doesn't matter trees922.0794.801
are you intrigued i am924.245.2
intrigued926.885.28
he's saying tree in that word simon929.444.959
it took me a little while to get it man932.164.88
i'm so excited934.3994.081
i'm not gonna hide it937.043.12
he's about to lose control and i think i938.484.08
like it940.162.4
oh look at that looking good over there949.2794.721
something going on right there yeah it's952.04.48
a three-seater already too by the way954.04.639
i love it yeah956.484.799
yeah yeah looking good oh you're right958.6396.721
kada oh i do rack a racket961.2794.081
up yes967.1994.32
whoa i gotta test it i gotta test it969.64.56
before it works971.5192.641
this is gonna this thing's gonna work980.242.64
great982.03.519
is that considered working okay982.884.319
so we got our frame which looks really985.5192.721
good987.1992.161
so far988.242.88
how you doing there neebs it's not989.364.24
looking like much yet but soon right we991.124.159
got a lot of work to do soon you're993.64.159
gonna blow everyone's tits off yeah995.2794.24
they're gonna be like oh where'd my tits997.7593.921
go used to have tits i want this thing999.5194.721
to be tall like high up in the sky i1001.684.24
don't necessarily want the wheels to be1004.243.599
huge if you have giant wheels it could1005.923.68
climb over anything but you don't know1007.8393.68
how to make the [ __ ] wheels giant1009.63.76
yeah i know right i want to try to1011.5193.44
figure it out right but there's no1013.363.12
curvature i'm just trying to be1014.9593.041
realistic here there's no there's1016.482.799
nothing that gives you a curve are you1018.04.839
trying to be realistic shut the [ __ ]1019.2797.601
up that made me happy1022.8394.041
you're missing the doraleous over here1027.363.36
is killing it1028.9595.041
that's looking good over there1030.723.28
oh man1034.4395.081
that's a mega wheel mega wheel that's1036.884.24
pretty [ __ ] cool okay i'm excited1039.525.039
let's let's do let's fill mullin1041.126.0
hey hey hey1044.5593.36
hey1047.123.76
hey esro hey all right so now we can get1047.9196.88
rid of the platform i think1050.886.799
oh it broke oh my god my1054.7994.641
my frame rate just went down to nothing1057.6794.401
what have you done so we need this to1059.444.72
steer1062.083.68
that that should straighten it up you1064.163.519
guys hear that shock1065.763.84
oh it's straightening it up look at that1067.6795.601
it sounds like my parents [ __ ] huh1069.65.28
well at least they're still [ __ ] huh1073.284.88
yeah no good for them right1074.883.28
oh wow my frame rate is better hey we're1079.524.72
back in action i want to see their [ __ ]1082.162.96
fly1084.243.2
where is yours doraleous uh i'm out in1085.123.36
the field1087.442.4
what do you mean you're out in a field1088.483.12
where what does that mean other than out1089.843.6
in the field yeah but where out in the1091.64.0
field where from the tower i don't know1093.443.599
where the tower is1095.63.28
it's a big tower doraleous yeah well1097.0393.921
there might be a [ __ ] hill in the way1098.885.28
abstra which way did you go i don't know1100.964.32
so i'm trying to make my way around the1104.162.639
hills and hopefully i'll see something1105.283.2
why don't we go on a rescue mission to1106.7993.441
find him with the flying vehicle that we1108.482.8
have1110.243.28
yeah my my field of view1111.285.12
disappears before i can see a tower my1113.525.039
vehicle isn't made for uh going1116.44.88
directions yeah no it goes up okay well1118.5594.801
why not if you go up maybe he could see1121.283.68
you and it'll be a signal you want to1123.365.12
hop in this bad boy yeah1124.963.52
seems to be doing all right all right1132.083.36
rescue1134.42.8
look up in the air my friends gonna go1135.444.56
up man this works really good after yeah1137.24.8
yeah i call it the h-bomb i like it it's1140.05.12
shaped like an h yeah i got that oh i1142.05.039
see you oh you do do where are you we1145.123.52
want to see you can you tell which way1147.0394.161
we're facing uh nope i just see you1148.644.8
going up and down wow i i went in good1151.23.92
ways when i flew that i don't see you1153.443.359
man i'm under the tree i'm under tree1155.123.52
cover and i'm getting close to the tower1156.7994.721
he must be right there go down1158.645.44
i'm very close to the tower1161.523.84
oh there he is1164.082.4
well we never would have saw it look how1165.363.199
tiny he is it's going to be on this hill1166.483.76
but this is where it's going it's going1168.5593.921
to be a smooth landing mine's1170.244.24
a little different all right all right1172.485.52
that's fine good job well done very nice1174.484.88
doraleous you got to get in this i want1178.02.72
to see how high we can go and you guys1179.362.96
can try mine next1180.723.04
all right yeah we're going high you guys1182.325.92
ready you ready yeah all right and1183.764.48
this you fat [ __ ] oh wait no wait we're1188.646.0
on a lift hold on i got it1190.244.4
i love how he's always goes to him being1196.7993.041
fat1198.723.16
all right here we go ready1199.844.0
oh yeah1201.885.0
oh my god look how like1203.843.04
up did we hit a ceiling1214.323.2
i think we hit a ceiling we might have a1216.03.76
ceiling hey mission accomplished oh yeah1217.523.6
hey i got all the way to the top of the1219.762.72
world all right i'm telling them what1221.122.96
we're going to land we fall it down yeah1222.482.88
just free falling down we're going to be1224.083.52
looking look at our faces1225.365.28
look at our faces yeah1227.63.04
here comes the ground1232.44.48
that's all right i can land this baby oh1234.723.04
[ __ ]1236.882.56
don't worry about it it is a straight up1237.763.84
and down yeah1239.445.719
nice all right1241.63.559
yeah yeah1245.283.24
let's see what the [ __ ] the rallies did1251.6794.24
i'm scared to get into this why this1253.63.52
spins1255.9193.441
it does spin yeah1257.123.84
i don't know about with apps was fat ass1259.364.48
though1260.962.88
oh all right1264.1594.241
oh1266.082.32
look at that1268.722.56
all right we swirl we're like a little1269.843.76
throwing star run1271.284.399
now i have whiplash now thanks that's1273.62.8
all right1275.6793.281
it's all right1276.42.56
oh whoa hello boy hello i'm gonna throw1280.5596.48
up i'm gonna throw up yeah1284.03.039
that was great1287.283.399
i guess we're here we landed1291.525.279
good job maybe we should take mine to1294.486.48
the outskirts okay right here yep1296.7996.401
oh1300.962.24
all right hop on okay come on fatty1303.845.28
i'm in all day never going to work with1307.284.56
dralis in it1309.122.72
okay whatever three out of four ain't1316.643.6
bad it's the only one that broke that1318.643.919
three out of four ain't bad this ought1320.245.439
to work onward this looks like it might1322.5596.0
take the cake though two victory1325.6797.201
here we go at three frames per1328.5594.321
yeah yeah yeah very good1340.46.48
needs an engineering genius1343.0396.401
i think we have a winner folks no no1346.883.919
it's the furthest thing from winning1349.443.28
i've ever seen in my life what is this1350.7993.041
place1352.723.76
it's nowhere land of hell so what does a1353.844.48
hammer do exactly does that do anything1356.485.36
yet it hits loose things1358.323.52
oh wow1362.082.56
you can almost make ball1365.0394.161
yup1367.6792.88
that's actually kind of fun like our1369.23.04
ancestors used to play kick the rock1370.5594.161
yeah i gotta turn to turn it into a game1372.244.4
hit that button1374.722.8
yeah1376.643.2
all right it goes up1377.524.8
hell yeah if i hit it again1379.844.0
nice1382.324.0
hello doraleous hello neebs hi guys1383.845.48
hello1386.323.0
so what are we doing what are we doing1399.6792.88
what are we doing here today we have a1400.7994.721
challenge a competition if you will1402.5595.6
okay we are going to do a1405.526.08
rocket car tug of war all right so who's1408.1595.201
building the rocket cars uh we'll all1411.63.76
build one i guess and we'll see who can1413.363.76
pull whose car is strong enough to pull1415.363.28
the other one over the line good god1417.123.039
should i come back1418.643.68
yep yep safe1420.1594.64
come on back buddy so we'll hook two1422.324.4
cars facing opposite ways they're gonna1424.7994.481
pull the other one okay we've decided on1426.724.959
20 minutes 20 minutes to build yup and1429.284.8
then we will come back and tug of war1431.6795.521
you guys are going down yeah1434.083.12
you sure this is gonna work1443.23.839
nope okay1445.0393.52
i think1447.0392.721
i'm about ready we're gonna do some1448.5593.841
finishing touches that looks good abstra1449.765.6
yeah um hey i i missed a step somewhere1452.44.96
i can't seem to get the thing to move1455.363.919
did you turn the engine on i'm feeling1457.364.0
pretty good about my vehicle though1459.2794.4
yeah but man after it's pretty beefy1461.363.76
back here1463.6793.6
you know me baby i'm always beefy absorb1465.126.0
went with 28 rockets that's it hey you1467.2795.76
you work on that let me go check on1471.123.52
doraleous okay what are you ever here1473.0392.88
doing are you1474.642.96
stealing my ideas were you looking at my1475.9193.521
vehicle no i wasn't i was working on1477.63.52
mine the whole time how much further1479.444.16
should i come out two more uh yeah two1481.124.559
more look like a little coffee mug1483.65.6
handle do you drink coffee i do do you1485.6796.24
yeah what a weirdo weird yeah i'm alone1489.24.8
in that nobody else likes coffee it's1491.9194.0
here we go nothing too fancy is it their1494.02.799
names1495.9193.76
i like it you got a lot of motors that's1496.7993.921
my1499.6793.041
strategy okay are you ready like is your1500.723.68
vehicle i'm ready oh yeah so yours is1502.723.199
ready i'm so ready1504.43.759
i'm ready i think i'm good this thing1505.9194.161
why isn't it turning like it ought to1508.1593.921
and then just put a couple blocks1510.083.52
so your wheel comes out further from the1512.083.36
body and then i'll give you more turning1513.63.52
room feel like i'm sleeping with the1515.442.719
enemy1517.123.6
you kind of are1518.1594.88
try that out let me give it a whirl1520.725.68
dr neebs making house calls okay so yeah1523.0395.441
that one's connected too is it connected1526.43.84
to the engine that's oh yeah that's1528.483.12
exactly what you want to connect it to1530.243.6
the button button the butt zone1531.63.52
alice is over there1533.843.28
test running see if i can drive straight1535.122.799
now1537.123.039
that son of a [ __ ] still turns uh the1537.9193.601
timer's1540.1593.52
been out of time okay by the way1541.523.759
just saying i have no idea where this1543.6793.6
thing that's what rules are for curve to1545.2794.081
the right all right yeah hold on let me1547.2794.0
try to adjust these front wheels timer's1549.363.84
almost out all right [ __ ] that [ __ ] the1551.2795.041
timer let's do a parade of vehicles1553.26.959
first up presenting doraleous's rocket1556.326.32
you want to say what your car is it's uh1560.1594.161
what like a name1562.644.399
of names it's the um1564.324.64
the uh1567.0395.361
saucy rhinoceros dwell is driving this1568.965.92
saucy rhinoceros1572.45.279
he has1574.882.799
eight sets of wheels whoa1577.766.48
easy killer jesus1580.965.36
he's got a whole bunch of rockets how1584.246.0
many engines 14 engines 14 engines the1586.326.239
most engines in the competition today1590.245.84
yes i like that dozen or so rockets yep1592.5595.841
i will present my car1596.084.24
do you want me to present your car nah1598.45.36
stay away from my car neebs1600.325.12
hmm1603.764.48
i will call this car the jet duck of1605.446.08
fury and i have two engines and a bunch1608.244.48
of rockets1611.524.639
six sets of wheel things two engines huh1612.725.839
and i have bonus rockets in the front1616.1594.321
i'm sorry what's wrong are you not happy1618.5593.521
huh no this is yeah i don't know why but1620.482.88
this thing just kind of curves to the1622.083.04
right all the time1623.363.76
so but i can control it all right1625.124.48
absorbed a bit of a disadvantage today1627.124.48
because his car's crappy what's the name1629.64.959
of your crappy car abso uh the [ __ ] box1631.65.76
abstro driving the [ __ ] box did you add1634.5594.321
another ramp to the front of your car i1637.364.0
did for weight why don't we go uh1638.884.64
abstra versus yeah i want to be done as1641.364.08
soon as possible1643.524.08
okay hey simon1645.443.44
you want me to party want to see the1647.64.16
competition first to the track we have1648.886.0
doraleous driving the rhinoceros1651.765.36
monster truck that's yours doraleous the1654.884.72
sassy rhinoceros your rhinoceros no1657.124.4
that's absorbs right there oh1659.66.0
the saucy rhinoceros versus1661.527.08
upstroke1665.63.0
steering to the right yeah this is this1669.844.48
is ingenuity right here this is1672.5593.84
ingenuity dude so you left that you have1674.324.079
that spinning thing there we're about1676.3993.681
ready to go aren't we well look the rope1678.3993.921
may be the worst part of the thing today1680.083.76
well that was the trickiest part wasn't1682.323.599
it we need like a big like announcement1683.843.68
simon you don't do it like a like1685.9193.441
something you'd hear at the races so is1687.524.96
it a three two one go at the end or yeah1689.364.799
three two one go1692.483.199
do you want to do that no i don't know1694.1595.041
uh we're here for the pull-off1695.6795.441
we're going to pull you off1699.23.28
pull off1701.124.32
where we pull the tugs of war1702.487.12
here we are tugging the walls of pulling1705.446.88
on the count of three1709.64.24
one1712.323.12
two1713.842.959
three1715.443.839
oh no dude i was not ready for i didn't1716.7993.6
know what the [ __ ] you were doing with1719.2792.161
your count1720.3992.561
on the count of three one two three you1721.443.92
didn't even say one two three yes i did1722.964.64
no you didn't you did three one two1725.362.88
three1727.63.36
three you didn't even go dallas i didn't1728.244.319
because he didn't do a [ __ ] proper1730.964.8
countdown you said three one two three1732.5594.801
on the count of three1735.764.159
one two we just said we were gonna do1737.364.64
three two one go i didn't hear that all1739.9194.0
right can't wait till we see the duck of1742.04.88
death and uh action horrible countdown1743.9195.281
simon1746.882.32
seems like he did i thought it was1750.03.44
pretty cut and dry anthony did you i1751.2793.52
thought you were gonna start at three1753.443.76
and go down you're like one it was it1754.7995.6
was so weird on the counter three i sit1757.25.359
on the counter names three yeah i got1760.3994.561
one two to the left three1762.5594.321
right dallas there you go1764.963.36
all right all right guys hold on let's1766.883.36
get four to touch all right we're ready1768.323.839
yeah i'm gonna take two here we go you1770.243.76
guys ready for the dragon pole let's1772.1593.52
roll the dragon hurry up because i gotta1774.03.76
do this1775.6794.161
yeah we got we got all that all right1777.763.039
three1779.841.839
two1780.7993.36
one go1781.6793.841
oh1784.1594.0
oh [ __ ]1785.522.639
very nice that's sassy rhinoceros yes1792.7995.6
oh i won hey get back in place all right1796.243.039
hold on1798.3992.4
yeah yeah that's probably the best we1799.2793.12
throw the jack on that thing maybe it'll1800.7994.081
uh hey neebs hello hey neebs hello hey1802.3995.801
neebs hello1804.883.32
i'm going to take this thing straight to1809.443.44
the dump1810.723.6
straight to the dump once we get done1812.882.48
with it1814.324.44
around a minute1815.363.4
the duck of death1826.05.12
coming in the turkey leg of doom1828.084.88
wow you're man your wheels are [ __ ]1831.123.039
crazy1832.963.36
how the [ __ ] did your wheels work mine1834.1594.801
don't if neebs beats me1836.325.12
neebs is just the champ huh yeah yeah1838.964.64
that's it we're hooked up yeah you know1841.444.08
what neebs i'm going for you all right1843.64.16
so listen i'm gonna count down from six1845.524.159
and you're gonna go off at four guys1847.764.32
ready for the tug of war between neebs1849.6795.521
is what's this called it's called um1852.084.88
mine is the1855.23.76
duck1856.965.76
of death jet truck duck confit versus1858.966.16
the sassy rhinoceros all right i'm going1862.724.559
to count it down from three it's going1865.122.88
to be1867.2793.041
ready yep three1868.03.12
two1870.323.44
one go1871.126.439
oh [ __ ]1873.763.799
oh it comes back1891.122.559
hey1892.722.4
does it1893.6792.641
does it1895.123.439
that's1896.322.239
his car his jams aren't even all on look1899.2797.801
i'm winning now not today1901.765.32
that's it can you pull me right now1908.724.88
i'm trying okay1911.6793.36
straighten out your wheels do i win1913.63.679
straighten out your wheels neebs1915.0395.76
the car that couldn't be moved1917.2795.28
neves is duck1920.7994.561
of death jet car hold on neebs i'll help1922.5594.641
you out it's none of my all of my tires1925.363.84
aren't touching so it's uh go needs go1927.24.16
what i'm saying i'm going look i'll uh1929.23.68
i'll disconnect his tires from his1931.364.48
engine1932.882.96
i knew you'd win1938.244.48
i knew it we got a fun challenge today1939.844.64
it's gonna be something this is get in1942.722.88
front of me1944.484.079
that is simon and anthony yes hello1945.64.64
hello i'm talking this time and then we1948.5592.96
have doraleous1950.244.88
the uh the female we've assigned simon1951.5196.0
some anthony so he can help him build1955.124.559
his vehicle here's the challenge today1957.5193.921
we have an obstacle course you start1959.6793.921
here you go down the hill a few turns1961.444.479
later and there's obstacles down there1963.64.72
each of us was in charge of an obstacle1965.9194.561
now here's the fun part we all have to1968.323.92
build a vehicle to get through the1970.484.799
obstacle course and the kicker is we1972.244.88
don't get to drive our own vehicles but1975.2794.24
there's another kicker you gotta add1977.124.48
three buttons to your vehicle and each1979.5194.321
button changes the vehicle in some way1981.63.76
why don't you just have it so that you1983.843.36
have to drive because it's less fun that1985.363.36
way all right this is gonna be we want1987.23.28
it to be fun simon yeah we're going for1988.724.319
a fun video yeah let's break on eight1990.487.36
ready one two three four five six six1993.0399.161
seven eight break1997.844.36
i don't know if i can do this no he is2007.363.919
not cooperating you two build a vehicle2008.964.319
already with this all right simon what's2011.2793.28
your idea2013.2793.841
i don't have one i have an idea2014.5595.041
looking good neebs you are quite the2017.125.439
engineer today2019.62.959
says neebs how close we looking fellas2024.3994.16
oh [ __ ]2027.2792.4
[ __ ]2028.5592.801
i gotta catch my vehicle it's running2029.6793.761
away from me oh [ __ ]2031.365.36
i got lost are you lost yeah2033.445.359
[ __ ] we're going to do search and rescue2036.723.839
now dallas is missing i didn't know i2038.7993.681
got propelled that far waiting on2040.5593.6
doraleous2042.486.48
yep i'm here by the fence just waiting2044.1594.801
here in the dirt oh wait i see something2049.044.16
do you2052.1593.601
cure music2053.26.28
twilight zone2055.763.72
i don't think that's the music no no2060.1594.561
it's going to be like a dramatic2062.323.839
thing2064.722.159
no2066.1593.2
oh guide me home my friend all right2066.8795.76
follow me in ages where'd you go well i2069.3595.76
was following you has he lost again no2072.6394.24
because he kept going you see me i2075.1193.76
didn't know you stopped is that working2076.8793.441
doesn't look like it's working2078.8792.96
is that how it's supposed to work so2080.324.319
simon and anthony built this thing yes2081.8394.401
that looks fantastic i'm intrigued by2084.6395.04
that here's what we should do i'll drive2086.245.359
one of your vehicles2089.6795.041
droughts can drive my vehicle hi2091.5995.04
subscribe to culture shack network2094.724.32
i'll cut that out is your car working2096.6394.321
yeah it's working i just i turned the2099.043.68
engine down a good bit just to be safe2100.963.68
why don't you drive ours first drive the2102.724.639
duck mobile yeah what's the boot uh do2104.644.56
there neebs i wonder2107.3593.601
what's that boot do i wonder what that2109.23.84
boot do shall i all right go get him2110.964.639
buddy good luck on that course okay so2113.044.16
here's the deal every time i get to an2115.5993.841
obstacle i have to hit a button2117.23.68
yeah when i see the first obstacle i got2119.443.36
to hit number one all right and make it2120.883.52
through that obstacle and then two and2122.83.6
then three gotcha is that the rules2124.44.0
that's the rules yes2126.45.199
i can even turn man hey good luck buddy2128.44.959
all right here we go here we go get them2131.5993.52
off2133.3593.76
i think steers remember this time limit2135.1193.361
just take your time2137.1193.281
take your sweet ass2138.484.16
a little bit early2140.44.48
start2142.642.24
i'm not even turning right now all right2148.322.88
hit one2149.763.599
remember you got it2151.23.68
i'm still trying to go all right i'm2153.3592.961
gonna hit the button ready yep i think2154.883.04
you missed your window oh2156.322.64
yeah2157.923.199
that'll help with this one over is your2158.963.28
answer2161.1192.401
oh you're good right there oh that would2162.242.08
have been2163.523.04
a win2164.322.24
so far this is a very impressive vehicle2169.8393.841
i'm hitting number two how do you how do2171.923.84
you2173.682.08
yeah2177.22.8
all right here we go we're going to flip2178.323.279
backwards oh we're [ __ ] you're2180.03.04
flipping we're not going we're not2181.5992.561
driving no but this thing isn't going to2183.042.88
work what kind of obstacle is that it's2184.164.08
a ramp with things coming out2185.923.679
more ducks look at the ducks there's2188.242.8
more ducks2189.5994.961
oh that's the answer yep that's it get2191.046.319
past it this is your piece of crap2194.565.2
i'm gonna say you're designing no time2197.3593.841
no i want to try driving this car on2199.763.92
this it's easy come on anthony all right2201.24.56
anthony provis prove us right i will2203.683.36
eventually2205.763.359
looking good anthony2207.044.88
all right anthony is taking my controls2209.1195.361
all right mode one2211.925.12
mode two mode two ducks2214.483.68
perfect2217.041.92
yes2218.162.08
it's it's not gonna happen it's not2218.962.8
gonna happen with his or her and you2220.243.599
know what if it does happen i will keep2221.764.88
what i just said in the video2223.8395.201
if we can make it over anthony2226.645.04
prove them wrong2229.042.64
it was supposed to be difficult go [ __ ]2234.963.92
yourself2236.963.76
that was the goal yeah good point2238.884.32
there's number2240.722.48
come on baby hit number three here we go2243.3594.0
number three2245.5993.681
here we go oh how i wish there was come2247.3594.0
on2249.282.079
come on get out come on get off that2255.1194.401
foot hey yeah2257.443.84
oh we've lost it2259.523.12
no we're through2261.282.88
we've done it we're through don't go2262.645.04
back in there no i'm trying to oh2264.166.959
i hate your car2267.683.439
that's great all right i am driving the2274.483.599
doraleous what would you like to name2276.723.84
this vehicle uh that's the um the2278.0795.201
sidewinder you used electric motors i2280.566.0
did that's why it stopped so crazy yeah2283.285.12
hey here we go guys all right come on2286.563.6
come on let's see let's see how she2288.42.719
moves2290.162.72
this is a luxury vehicle that you've2291.1192.96
built here2292.884.32
slow i didn't know it turns way better i2294.0794.401
see two bearings that have nothing2297.23.04
attached to them wow what a piece of2298.483.119
[ __ ]2300.242.8
huh2301.5993.76
we had our [ __ ] bearings hooked up2303.044.64
isn't that crazy isn't that crazy number2305.3594.401
one how crazy we are it doesn't affect2307.684.24
your driving at all wow but it2309.765.839
progressively looks like a rodeo2311.923.679
come on baby how fun is that2315.685.36
that is the funnest hysterical boy oh no2318.483.76
oh2321.043.52
all right2322.242.32
number two let's see okay the wheels are2325.5996.561
walking what a drastic change turn yeah2328.887.28
oh it's like simon's car now wow yeah2332.165.52
oh come on2336.162.4
oh2337.683.04
he did it all right all right here we go2338.563.68
number three button2340.723.04
all right go get em buddy2342.243.119
does it make it harder to turn it was2343.764.96
already hard to turn that's a2345.3593.361
boy challenge here we go he's got it2352.965.68
he's got it all day come on2355.523.12
i'll get it yeah grab it grab it grab it2359.1193.681
good for you2362.883.199
hey2365.23.76
we didn't even cheer when2366.0792.881
all right so2379.045.12
far going twice as fast as i was going2380.8395.561
on y'all's vehicles but number one2384.165.84
number one hit it there you go2386.43.6
all right2390.483.599
going for it2391.925.28
well why would you go for2394.0793.121
that's number two baby that's fantastic2406.884.6
i like when it snaps2423.5995.76
that is ridiculous that beats my rodeo2426.325.519
that's fantastic you get the most flair2429.3594.161
thank you here we go2431.8393.921
this thing is undrivable this is awful2433.524.559
who designed this piece of [ __ ] i need2435.764.16
to see you need to try to do this2438.0793.52
[ __ ] thing i need to hit left side2439.923.36
because you designed it2441.5994.401
oh come on come on come on come on come2443.285.68
get him little arms kill him2446.06.64
i'm reversing i'm reversing i love it oh2448.965.2
come on oh [ __ ]2452.642.479
right now2454.163.6
what a well-designed obstacle that's so2455.1194.0
wonderful2457.762.8
you know what i did it's the obstacle i2459.1192.641
didn't predict2460.562.88
what didn't you was how defensive we'd2461.765.24
get about our vehicles2463.443.56
oh the foot's standing down there you go2467.042.96
the foot's got it neebs you want to2468.643.439
drive it ready if you you redeem2470.03.92
yourself by going over in one shot or2472.0792.721
two2473.922.159
two2474.85.559
two's out come on buddy2476.0794.28
looks like a [ __ ] dream man you're2480.884.0
doing a great job thank you simon come2482.245.599
on come on come on2484.882.959
all right2489.3594.48
okay can i try the third thing it's time2491.444.56
for button number three2493.8396.081
ladies and gentlemen button number three2496.03.92
what the [ __ ] the car's kicking that's2502.85.799
great wipers2504.723.879
wow2518.243.44
all right let me tell you2519.1195.441
i i i i need to say that i think neves2521.684.0
is the best2524.562.799
all right all right it's time for2525.684.08
another scrap metal2527.3595.041
battle scrap mechanics scrap metallics2529.764.64
mechanics2532.45.52
let's go this is our uh scout vehicle at2534.45.919
the final location this is today's thing2537.924.96
catapults i steer the guy behind me2540.3194.0
steers the back wheels and the guy in2542.883.52
the back controls the motor okay we're2544.3194.081
off2546.44.64
up come on all right i'm front wheels2548.44.24
i'm kind of happy that i'm just the2551.043.44
you're the gas you know what i like i'm2552.643.439
the i'm the dude in the middle so i got2554.483.04
a nice little vanilla sandwich going on2556.0793.921
right now yeah little blondes yeah good2557.524.4
ass time it's like a human centipede2560.04.64
we're looking for the flatlands where we2561.924.88
had the ramp contest kind of by the2564.644.08
fence each of us is going to build a2566.84.559
catapult and see who can throw2568.724.48
each other the furthest okay so the2571.3594.801
farthest furthest furthest the farthest2573.24.639
farthest2576.163.84
titanic you guys are doing good oh i see2577.8394.401
the face holding one button i'll race ya2580.04.4
all right good wow you're running so2582.244.48
much faster get him out2584.43.679
get him2586.723.359
get him you'll never catch me get up2588.0794.481
this motor good lord oh2590.0793.681
hello2592.562.88
what are you doing neebs you're slowing2593.763.44
us down oh there it goes there it goes2595.444.639
there we go have fun2597.22.879
what's happening you got more power you2600.43.679
happy we are a little happy yes yeah we2602.0795.721
got way more power2604.0793.721
all right so we're here at the fence2609.682.8
bring that with you case we need it i2611.044.76
don't want it2612.483.32
maybe we should go to the corner2620.44.48
hmm why like we're right there you've2622.724.08
got it because what if our catapults are2624.884.16
so powerful they launched us the entire2626.84.08
length of the map but they're not going2629.043.76
to take a right or left pick up pick a2630.883.68
direction all right well done team rock2632.83.68
and roll buddy the guideline is the2634.563.84
countdown is 20 minutes if you don't2636.483.76
have it finished within five minutes of2638.43.679
that 20 minutes i like that you're2640.242.879
[ __ ]2642.0793.28
so so and that's what it is you have to2643.1193.601
kiss something2645.3594.401
that's but i will not2646.725.04
what do you think neebs2649.762.88
uh2651.763.68
cute little butt you said 30. yeah all2652.645.679
right 30 minutes starting now wait2655.444.639
you're putting wheels on yours yeah2658.3193.52
we're building a catapult right so how's2660.0794.081
everybody doing super great things yeah2661.8394.081
really it gets real quiet once we start2664.162.8
building i mean that's kind of how it2665.922.88
goes and i can't i cut ahead about two2666.964.159
hours yeah hey guys you got to see that2668.85.519
football game yeah it was the balls2671.1196.24
there's a catapult of fiber seen one2674.3193.841
huh2677.3593.121
huh so what what exactly are we2678.163.28
launching2680.482.72
each other2681.443.12
will that work2683.22.96
i don't know2684.563.36
i have not won one of these challenges2686.164.48
yet have i no i don't think so dallas2687.924.88
did you win all of them yeah i think so2690.643.679
i think technically it's because you get2692.82.48
it2694.3192.321
because what because you edited the2695.283.039
videos yeah that's why2696.642.88
you cut them to make it look like you2698.3192.0
won2699.522.559
how do you get them damn pivot points to2700.3193.921
actually pivot hmm let's take a look at2702.0794.561
your shoddy craftsmanship this is smart2704.244.96
stuff abstra this might not be for you i2706.644.64
don't think it is2709.23.919
oh boy2711.284.24
what the hell man i don't know what's2713.1193.761
your problem see you later zucker i2715.523.28
think i'm on to something here2716.883.68
looks like you about got it yeah it's2718.84.559
gonna look good2720.562.799
all right i need that to go wham prepare2725.5995.641
to launch2728.0793.161
how's it going neebs2732.643.92
not too bad yeah2734.245.04
how's yours doing i'm2736.565.2
sure how's yours going doraleous i'm2739.284.559
tickled pink right now2741.764.24
why is it working like a charm i feel as2743.8394.961
if it's working well i don't know2746.06.0
is that working out pretty good2748.83.2
we shall see it looks like a fish slowly2752.3195.04
dying2755.042.319
are you [ __ ]2757.5994.801
kidding oh simon says it's been an hour2758.8397.721
now just turn it on let it stay on2762.44.16
all right i turn it off2767.044.799
good god man2770.03.68
what the [ __ ] is this thing it's a2771.8395.121
catapult yeah all right i'm ready ready2773.685.84
yep okay that looks great doraleous2776.965.119
thanks buddy the best things are simple2779.525.68
right i'm a little ashamed of mine2782.0795.201
that abstract is not at all i'm not no i2785.24.56
love mine so simon2787.284.64
let's do this [ __ ]2789.763.92
what the hell have you done who's that2791.923.199
australis i'm just trying to get to2793.682.639
where i need to it's pretty good at2795.1193.281
driving in it2796.3195.04
do you mind if i say who goes first none2798.45.28
at all appsro's going first oh [ __ ] all2801.3594.321
right i'll do it there we go2803.683.679
how do i get up there three launches2805.683.679
each in a row okay i'd like to keep it2807.3594.161
real with the audience right now yeah2809.3594.801
it's been 70 minutes since we said it2811.524.72
was gonna be 30. how long did it take2814.163.76
the wright brothers to do the airplane2816.243.76
i'm just saying probably more than 702817.924.48
minutes it's been 70 minutes all right2820.04.56
ready to rally us i'm i'm so ready all2822.43.6
right in three2824.562.24
two2826.04.599
one good luck [ __ ]2826.83.799
dude2841.763.0
all right the next launch should be a2845.8393.041
lot better do you want to feel what it2847.442.96
feels like to get launched2848.883.52
all right get up in there you slip right2850.43.919
out the bottom there's no lip that holds2852.43.439
you in all right all right let's go2854.3193.441
screw it ready give us countdown three2855.8395.601
[ __ ] it uh go2857.763.68
let's see you got this thing turn the2864.3193.04
wrong way2866.3192.641
it does work right there's the old2867.3594.321
chicks oh my god he went backwards this2868.964.8
much further yeah you turn the vehicle2871.683.04
around you're gonna have a launch2873.762.64
forward yeah but i can't oh cause you2874.722.8
can't drive because i don't have wheels2876.42.56
in this [ __ ] no one else is gonna2877.523.839
launch as far back as i did2878.963.68
suck it2881.3593.281
you'll be the winner in the back okay2882.644.08
this is the start line astro's first2884.645.28
launch went backwards that far2886.725.2
his second launch went backwards that2889.925.52
far after i put in the lip okay2891.925.199
i got a plan this time2895.443.44
oh you have a plan no all right you2897.1193.441
ready yep all right here we go i'm just2898.883.439
gonna do a tap see if i can get some2900.563.759
momentum going so uh2902.3193.681
well2904.3195.28
oh it put me back in and then ready2906.03.599
okay all right you're right in the2910.962.879
middle between the difference absolutely2912.163.36
move that [ __ ] abomination what did2913.8394.48
you mean this amazing piece of machinery2915.525.36
go [ __ ] yourself look at this thing2918.3195.361
all right next is doraleous what the2920.883.92
[ __ ] do you want me to stand to get2923.682.48
launched where it's obvious you should2924.83.2
get launched there's a [ __ ] platform2926.164.8
that's your platform yes hey guess what2928.05.28
it's it i see it like a wall back here2930.963.68
or something no no no need all right2933.283.2
okay i can't wait to fly two feet you2934.643.919
guys ready yeah yeah you go launch me2936.485.079
baby2938.5593.0
[ __ ]2942.3192.24
i gotta say that's pretty damn good2943.3593.2
thanks buddy that worked very well would2944.5593.601
you like your mark to be2946.5593.681
the toilet paper do you see yourself2948.164.399
going farther i well the thing is i've2950.244.24
got three buttons so this is arm number2952.5592.881
one2954.482.639
goes that far yeah you want to see the2955.443.04
whole r there you go and then it goes2957.1194.72
back and arm number two adds2958.485.52
that the front part straight forward2961.8393.681
it's gonna slam it right in front of you2964.03.92
yeah two is like that just that2965.524.48
and then three is just so when you2967.925.52
launched me what was your pattern2970.03.44
wow that looks dangerous right there2973.5994.881
that last one three hey nibs all right2975.27.48
i'm ready we're gonna get em2978.484.2
here we go2984.882.56
wow but i'm still proud of my damn2989.8393.681
machine as you should be it's a2992.04.0
beautiful machine2993.524.24
what the [ __ ] it takes me a minute to2996.03.359
get it going2997.764.16
oh good lord man what is wrong with you2999.3593.76
hey3001.922.48
it works3003.1193.361
neebs yep i believe that you were going3004.44.32
to win this challenge thank you ladies3006.485.839
and gentlemen up next is neebs amazing3008.726.48
catapult with two driving seats3012.3194.641
why is that why do you have two one you3015.23.919
drive and one you catapult okay jesus3016.964.48
crazy balance you ready i'm so ready3019.1193.921
here we go launch number one [ __ ] me3021.446.36
hard names going3023.044.76
did you jump out i didn't no i just3035.764.319
stayed still ass clown dallas you get in3037.764.319
hold on do it right you ready you got to3040.0794.081
come this far here we go3042.0793.76
do it3044.162.8
straight up3045.8392.72
straight up what3046.963.68
straight up you went straight up yep3048.5593.441
here's the little plant mark well you3050.642.88
didn't do it right the neebs yours is3052.03.839
worse than mine no i know this words3053.524.319
don't even go that far back winning four3055.8393.76
contests in a row is3057.8393.76
is kind of nuts yeah people start not3059.5993.52
liking you all right neebs you got to3061.5993.281
make it this far man3063.1193.72
that's all all right there's something3064.883.28
wrong there's something screwy with this3066.8393.961
competition let's see come on we cannot3068.164.72
let doraleous win every single video3070.84.0
yeah we can give us a good countdown man3072.884.16
beat him i'm rooting for you all right3074.83.92
i'm ready yeah come on it's your last3077.044.4
chance don't [ __ ] this up for me three3078.726.56
two one do it3081.443.84
hey guys3090.42.4
hi3092.02.079
hey3092.84.96
today's challenge is king of the hill3094.0795.681
jesus king of the kisses come here3097.765.0
doraleous3099.763.0
so we build we build vehicles this is3110.643.28
the platform right let's look at the3112.5593.28
platform we've modified the platform3113.923.6
it's not it's not technically a hill3115.8393.041
it's a king of the platform and that's a3117.522.96
hill over there so if you get pushed off3118.883.92
this you lose yep drowlets has won every3120.484.32
challenge so far no i have who's gonna3122.85.039
beat him are there vehicle rules of sort3124.84.799
i don't know3127.8393.52
stay on the platform that's the game3129.5995.121
rules vehicle rules is this too big it's3131.3595.921
it's pretty big [ __ ] big pretty big3134.724.32
i'd call them down there speedy mcgill3137.284.079
why don't we make this only one rule3139.044.16
what you know how it allows you to make3141.3594.081
something so big just one of those3143.24.56
that's the base size everyone's vehicle3145.445.119
be this big okay tires might go a little3147.764.559
bit past it as long as it's not3150.5594.881
ridiculous right yeah okay so i have to3152.3195.601
do a little engineering here don't mind3155.444.639
me3157.926.28
don't mind me i'm not3160.0794.121
don't mind me absurd i don't he's not3167.524.16
currently minding you i gotta run pick3170.03.76
up my daughter come back what is going3171.684.08
on over here whatever appstore is3173.763.599
building anthony that's what i'm talking3175.763.599
about add to it make it a good king of3177.3593.76
the hill vehicle anthony all you did to3179.3594.161
my vehicle was make it fatter whoa whoa3181.1194.161
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa3183.524.799
there goes dralis3185.283.039
i'm not as worried about the competition3188.643.919
anymore i'm going to um i guess make a3190.0794.801
ramp up3192.5593.601
why don't you just take it up there with3194.883.199
the the tool oh yeah that makes a lot3196.163.679
more sense you might want to cut that3198.0795.121
out so you don't sound like an idiot3199.8393.361
i think i'm ready yeah i'm ready do you3203.3596.24
want a fourth party to witness this3205.925.6
yeah i guess anthony came back in here3209.5994.48
hey anthony a third party enters the3211.524.88
recording fourth party3214.0795.121
fourth party who's this over here3216.44.719
that's me why don't you uh go ahead and3219.23.919
tell us about your vehicle uh it's a3221.1193.761
piece of [ __ ] and it moves forward and3223.1194.321
backwards this one actually turns so i'm3224.884.239
happy with that the wheels move3227.443.76
turning's nice now last time i saw you3229.1194.24
you had six wheels yeah i think anthony3231.24.08
took those off i did because it wasn't3233.3594.0
turning at all i see there's a toilet3235.283.68
you can ride around yeah i can i can3237.3593.681
take people around with me i could be3238.963.599
peeing because my character is a girl3241.044.079
abstra good looking vehicle yeah baby3242.5594.081
i'll bring mine up next dralace's3245.1193.121
vehicle sporting3246.644.56
six axles double wheels in the back a3248.244.8
couple uh he's got a thousand wheels3251.24.879
things huh uh-huh uh-huh there's mine3253.044.24
you wanna see what mine looks like yeah3256.0792.801
let me get out of here okay i feel like3257.283.2
when we agreed to the size a vehicle3258.883.199
could be i feel like needs one listening3260.483.68
the size is under there took it a little3262.0793.601
farther yeah you took it way too far3264.162.56
dude3265.682.8
the judge says it's allowed how about we3266.724.16
do this what 1v1 then battle royale all3268.483.92
right sure whatever welcome to the3270.883.439
one-on-one battle royale with everyone3272.44.32
but only one person at a time who wants3274.3194.481
to go first i'm fine with going first3276.723.92
all right all right aurelius who is3278.83.12
challenging directly i'll go i'll3280.642.24
challenge3281.924.48
round one are y'all ready sure three two3282.885.12
one3286.45.28
go okay let's do it3288.06.64
oh oh oh oh look at here all right it3291.684.879
looks like doraleous has a pincer attack3294.644.64
coming out of the back3296.5592.721
wow unexpected turn3300.884.0
absorber with the shittiest vehicle3303.284.079
actually wins the round3304.883.6
i don't know how you thought those3307.3593.361
pincers were going to work i didn't but3308.483.92
i liked the battlebots i like that they3310.724.08
were there now it's neebs versus abstro3312.45.679
and then i will go against neebs yee one3314.84.24
two3318.0793.201
three go3319.043.92
and needs this deployed secret right out3321.282.64
of the gate3322.961.84
oh boy3323.924.0
and it has failed miserably3324.83.12
oh yeah yeah3328.5593.601
pushing names needs more power what can3330.3195.52
he do he's activated3332.163.679
what'd you do what was that so this is3336.83.68
round two yeah all right neebs and the3339.042.64
desperate attempt crashed the game3340.482.56
because he was gonna lose like i could3341.683.36
do that here we go3343.043.84
we're off3345.044.799
oh3346.882.959
is that just for show after the fact3357.23.919
it's party time ready all right you guys3358.965.2
ready three two this is my job no no do3361.1194.881
not take this away from me oh my god one3364.165.04
two three go3366.03.2
oh3370.3192.8
he's doing the snake around he's mean3371.044.88
sneaky pants3373.1192.801
no no technically neebs is keeping you3389.044.64
in the match3391.1192.561
you go yeah you go3393.8394.24
we're not sure what's happening the3397.043.2
frame rate has oh [ __ ] i just died3398.0793.681
did you jump out of your vehicle hit the3400.245.599
wrong button ah hold on here we go3401.767.28
nope nope hit him3405.8394.881
get him doraleous3409.044.48
you're saving him oh my [ __ ] he's still3410.723.52
hit3413.523.12
he's still in if i pull you back on i3414.244.559
think that's a great idea3416.644.4
there you go up oh you pulled him back3418.7994.881
okay [ __ ] jumped out jumping3421.045.44
that's your best chance3423.682.8
shut [ __ ] [ __ ] i can't hit that3427.045.68
you're going3430.45.52
no i think you might have him3432.726.0
no so close3435.922.8
you're gonna pull back from that3443.3595.601
doraleous is back in the game the game3446.964.56
is still owned3448.964.0
never mind3451.525.68
oh boy here he comes smash him3452.964.24
kisses doraleous oh interference3457.5996.0
interference3460.962.639
my little back wedge hasn't worked so3463.8393.76
well well or it does it's like jammed in3465.763.76
the ground i can't get it under alias3467.5993.921
i'm trying to stuck with my back wedge3469.524.0
it doesn't come out oh you're bad okay3471.523.92
yeah i see that thing i'm kind of stuck3473.523.2
too so3475.443.28
trying everything you got mm-hmm i3476.724.879
didn't try this yet3478.722.879
can't get out of the ground3481.763.039
oh back3485.643.24
has gotten behind nibs now neebs is on3489.283.92
the edge3490.7992.401
what will happen next should we reset no3493.524.64
no no3496.164.56
doraleous do it back up and ram him3498.164.399
back up and running doraleous3500.724.48
you got this3502.5592.641
pants him3505.3594.24
got him i'm going to put my little3507.763.92
things my little wedge in the ground3509.5993.921
yeah i'm going to hop out of the vehicle3511.685.439
and i'm going to turn up my engines3513.525.36
in the middle of the match3517.1194.0
doraleous pulls an amazing move by3518.884.719
turning up his [ __ ] engines doraleous3521.1194.72
has now cranked all of his engines3523.5993.681
let's see3525.8394.081
oh yeah i got the pincer's house3527.284.319
difference3529.924.56
yeah it's so different3531.5992.881
he's got him tipped oh no oh no3537.523.52
oh ram ram3539.3595.081
oh man3541.043.4
my front forklifts are just like stuck3547.24.159
in the ground are you on the ground are3549.762.799
you touching the ground on the outside3551.3593.121
no they're stuck they're stuck in the3552.5593.921
thing very well3554.484.48
oh i3556.482.48
he's still in the arena nobody likes you3567.685.76
nobody oh is he is he perfectly still3571.24.32
right now oh no3573.443.76
oh where'd he go damn it he just3575.523.92
disappeared jarellius's vehicle driving3577.24.879
away it seems to be yes and nobody's3579.443.919
getting it for you no it's doing3582.0793.921
wheelies we got it3583.3595.2
i got robbed on that how by losing3586.05.119
because i feel like i i could take you i3588.5594.721
know you feel that way but you didn't i3591.1194.0
tell you what battle royale solves it3593.283.36
all this is gonna be this is gonna be3595.1192.96
interesting3596.643.439
oh [ __ ] yeah really that's how you have3598.0793.361
to do your video turn off the engine3600.0795.121
please i don't know why it's because3601.443.76
you're never going to catch that3609.764.72
never3612.3195.76
it seems doraleous forfeits the match3614.485.599
run into a tree it's coming back can we3618.0795.121
do this i would love to okay anthony3620.0796.561
one two three let's go3623.23.44
go3626.882.16
okay oh [ __ ] i can't delay3639.765.52
out of the game3642.882.4
neebs going ahead good luck guys where3646.243.44
the [ __ ] i'm out of the you're playing3647.8393.28
against no one3649.683.6
james is the only one left so no one's3651.1194.24
here but me no3653.283.68
competing against himself3655.3594.24
um well it's if you got to win somehow3656.965.119
there we go3659.5992.48
victory3664.243.599
oh here there it is3665.8395.121
you want to do it again nope3667.8395.361
oh [ __ ] here we go oh my god are you3670.963.599
[ __ ] you seriously have not fixed3673.23.76
that yet3674.5592.401
why didn't you fix that there was3677.283.519
nothing to fix it's it's all glitched3678.7994.32
the [ __ ] out guys yo let's [ __ ] do3680.7994.721
this okay finally one3683.1194.081
two three3685.524.319
goes3687.24.879
good3689.8392.24
man3692.485.44
i jumped out [ __ ] now3694.03.92
are you touching the ground i wish i was3723.3592.801
there i quit3724.7992.32
get back3726.163.199
nope not on the ground nope maybe i3727.1195.041
should try this on that ground3729.3594.24
the secret weapon has come out we've got3732.162.959
another one3733.5992.96
here we go3735.1195.881
can you send me an invite names um3736.5594.441
oh my god what are you doing3742.244.079
huh i don't know what i'm doing oh okay3744.04.16
my screen just changed [ __ ] after those3746.3194.401
wheels are off the side is it yep here3748.165.639
we go3750.723.079
is sending an invite that's pro gamer3754.723.92
right there my god yeah i'm just gonna3756.643.52
go [ __ ] it i'm out3758.644.0
i'm gonna back wheels3760.164.24
i'm gonna drag him i'm gonna drag him3762.643.52
why can't someone just let me win and be3764.44.56
happy here is the winner you're like oh3766.164.56
we let you win neebs is the winner here3768.963.599
no i'm dragging no you touch the ground3770.724.639
okay yeah good yeah you won dave's wife3772.5595.28
one trophy you guys are butt holes hello3775.3595.281
hey hey there cute butt hello3777.8395.681
guys we have got something super crazy3780.645.12
special today tell us gonna blow your3783.524.079
socks off tell us oh god tell it blow my3785.762.72
mind3787.5991.681
yeah3788.482.56
tell me tell me tell me3789.284.24
tell me tell me3791.045.96
could you tell us3793.523.48
we're gonna make a transformer are we3801.683.359
all doing optimus prime are we all doing3803.682.879
optimus prime do we have to do optimus3805.0392.881
prime can we just do transformers do3806.5592.8
what you want i'm doing optimus prime3807.923.04
okay well we can do a car turns into3809.3593.121
robots that's what a transformer is3810.963.28
right serving suggestion well you know3812.484.72
not necessarily all right so to building3814.244.72
start building where do we build last3817.23.119
time we weren't building close to each3818.963.839
other this time should we no i'll build3820.3193.681
beside you mean3822.7993.76
thank you i'm up here too you fox no you3824.04.72
got the woods no i'm here doraleous3826.5593.28
hermit3828.724.24
no one sees him with their eyes3829.8394.72
he lights3832.966.72
sweet potato fries sweet potato fries3834.5597.52
all right let the nut talking begin i'm3839.684.96
gonna talk the whole time me too3842.0794.48
yes i am you're not gonna even if i have3844.644.88
to tell you the story of how i bought3846.5595.28
water the other day oh you know what i3849.524.24
can't wait to tell my story about how i3851.8393.601
put air in my tire i'm excited to hear3853.762.88
that you tell that first if you want3855.441.919
yeah3856.643.04
i lost the cap uh spoiler alert but i3857.3594.401
lost the little air thing cap you did3859.684.399
not yeah i'll tell you right now what3861.763.839
none of the transformers in the movie3864.0793.121
are made of wood3865.5993.52
this one's gonna be he's made out of3867.24.48
spruce3869.1192.561
you like that didn't you you really3873.923.439
didn't really i like that3875.445.24
[ __ ] trench3877.3593.321
well now i have to make it out of wood3887.1193.521
i think mine's gonna be wood too i3891.444.08
figured we'd just uh make something that3893.1194.0
looks just like a transformer in the3895.523.599
thumbnail and then people go holy crap3897.1193.2
did they build that and then when they3899.1193.041
get here we'll say nope that's just3900.3194.48
clickbait suckers it seems shady as [ __ ]3902.164.639
that's how you do on youtube what is3904.7993.76
that you're working on neebs that's not3906.7994.56
optimus prime is it oh why yes it is how3908.5594.881
could you tell because it looks just3911.3594.081
like him am i right3913.444.32
sure okay nobody wants to make a3915.443.679
transformer that looks like i thought3917.764.319
that was the plan3919.1195.761
neat braless3922.0792.801
i think my game just3925.23.44
crashed no3926.645.439
oh wait no it's back all right3928.644.88
are you back3932.0794.561
i think so are you okay i think so did3933.524.799
you crash3936.643.84
look at me nope i'm good follow my3938.3194.641
fingers i'm good you got to pee neebs3940.483.68
yep3942.962.56
you're doing the pee-pee dance i don't3944.163.919
want to leave i want to finish this3945.524.319
dude go pee no i'm gonna finish my3948.0795.121
transformer go pee i'll pee in a minute3949.8395.601
ah you're like a three-year-old should3953.25.839
we get simon uh yeah i guess so uh simon3955.444.639
he's probably gonna get his headphones3959.0393.361
on you might have simon3960.0794.0
we need you homie all right so fill me3962.43.12
in what's going on here's what we did3964.0793.441
simon the challenge was build a3965.524.079
transformer and apparently i'm the only3967.524.96
one that's not true that understood that3969.5993.76
okay3972.482.879
look what simon you've seen transformers3973.3594.641
right yes i have do you remember this3975.3594.881
from the toys or movie3978.04.88
um no but it looks like it's a truck3980.243.68
they made a whole bunch now you don't3982.883.04
remember that that was simple3983.924.159
was complaining the most why don't we3985.924.159
look at his first yeah i'll show it all3988.0793.601
because he's up there i'm pretty damn3990.0793.76
proud of it my transformer is simple3991.685.04
tron and3993.8392.881
it requires sort of an angular3997.522.96
experience now neebs you'll notice i've3999.1192.881
put a welcome mat down there on the4000.483.04
ground oh yeah okay well that's where4002.03.28
you stand if you stand kind of on that4003.525.36
welcome mat ready yep4005.283.6
wow that is so far the best you know4014.245.119
it's great it is so far yeah it is got a4016.7994.24
ding-dong it's got boots you got the4019.3593.521
little nipples got little nut nipples4021.0393.76
wow can you drive now because you can't4022.883.84
get it transformed back that's what i4024.7995.201
want to drive yeah4026.724.639
wow4030.02.72
wow4031.3594.081
yeah that's incredible4032.724.56
i'm i'm damn proud of simpletron i'll4035.443.52
put it to the sunset4037.283.6
hold on4038.963.92
that was good after thank you baby all4040.884.08
right am i up yeah4042.883.6
you got a lot to live up to here now4044.964.079
mine's not a transformer what it's a4046.485.28
derp former also do not recognize this4049.0395.201
from the movie or toys uh-huh4051.763.76
it's derp tron what did you say it was4054.243.52
just it's a derp former dirt former4055.525.12
der patron performer derpatron it's an4057.765.2
unassumed pile of4060.644.719
of junk yeah ready all right what's it4062.964.159
gonna do all right here's the first move4065.3593.68
whoa4067.1194.641
up okay yeah oh4069.0393.921
all right hold on4071.764.68
and here we go4072.963.48
dude that's something4081.3593.521
i like that that's right you're you're4082.965.96
in the [ __ ] right now you know4084.884.04
wow4090.483.44
not bad is that hard to get into i can't4091.764.079
get out4093.923.919
it skins easy but then it can't really4095.8394.0
get out well you lose points on that4097.8394.721
don't worry right now4099.8392.721
it's4102.7992.241
yeah it stays up4113.3593.88
i am your ruler4122.2393.361
all right neebs go get yours man all4123.924.0
right let me show mine off mine is4125.64.0
optimus prime who's actually in the4127.923.12
movie right4129.63.28
and in the4131.044.48
toys right i am so you've already won4132.884.959
and it hasn't transformed yet okay now4135.523.759
let's calm it i've already won let's4137.8393.84
calm down4139.2792.4
and4141.8394.96
what do they say when they transform uh4143.7596.04
uh4146.7993.0
dude that was i thought that was really4161.442.879
good i thought the legs were going to4163.042.639
move though you can't move the legs can4164.3192.96
you um4165.6793.52
he's not a real good walker yet let's4167.2793.761
try let's see let's see him walk wanna4169.1994.321
see him walk yeah okay yeah you get you4171.044.0
get points for that4173.523.36
you get points for that you're moving i4175.045.199
am your ruler call optimus to help us no4176.888.919
don't call optimus autobots roll out4180.2395.56
we meet again4215.364.879
i can't wait till you stand up4216.883.359
yeah you're you're screwed i'm here to4226.04.64
save the day4228.05.12
you sure where simpletron was here he's4230.645.039
on the way4233.122.559
there you go4236.7195.041
trying to save the day listen4238.885.2
simple john can only turn when he backs4241.766.0
up simpletron we must join forces to4244.086.88
beat derpatron4247.763.2
i'll walk slowly while you defeat him4252.644.24
oh simpletron doesn't drive very well4257.044.24
get out of here4265.285.56
oh [ __ ] take him down4266.883.96
i'm gonna4272.564.159
cradle your dad take that it's a tea bag4274.084.96
ain't it4276.7192.321
yeah you moved me far this is the bonus4280.04.239
footage4282.565.84
optimus jumps a ramp transformers4284.2397.92
more than meets the eyes4288.43.759
jumps ramps up in the sky oh4292.44.4
hey4295.442.799
simon doesn't think optimus can make4296.83.28
that job i don't i don't i do not think4298.2393.92
you can make that jump here we go come4300.083.36
on come on4302.1592.481
i don't think you're gonna make it but4303.443.92
i'm waiting for you4304.642.72
did you crank the engine you ready yep4309.125.16
do it4311.123.16
once you grab the truck see if you can4327.1995.52
jump it okay oh boy easy4328.644.079
here we go4334.484.16
you got it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god4335.6796.281
here i come4338.643.32
oh [ __ ]4343.042.4
come on we'll try this thing of4347.524.32
squirrely [ __ ]4349.366.52
keep it straight come on4351.844.04
[ __ ] here we go here we go here we go4357.524.48
come on come on yeah yeah4359.6794.961
there we go and that's it baby4362.04.88
good for you there we go step right up4364.644.559
folks grab your greatest sodie pop sit4366.886.24
back relax and enjoy the carnival4369.1993.921
all right carnival's looking pretty good4379.124.32
so far isn't it you know where to go in4380.964.88
we just need some rides now4383.444.4
are you excited to be at the carnival4385.844.48
man this looks like so much fun did you4387.844.399
grab your favorite soda pop we're going4390.324.0
in the park going in the pie4392.2394.321
very nice now how much is admission free4394.323.6
for these rides you gotta watch an4396.563.119
advertisement all right so first ride4397.923.279
ooh should we do this one first all4399.6792.961
right oh the side about that one this is4401.1993.441
no longer this is one i made this is a4402.645.039
two-seater so i will take the outer4404.645.12
seat all right here we go are you ready4407.6795.441
for fun am i ready4409.763.36
yeah you're having some fun anybody4419.444.08
getting sick yet i couldn't go on4421.524.08
teacups as a child because i'd throw up4423.524.24
yeah anything anything spinning would4425.63.599
make me vomit i think you'd be fine on4427.763.68
this one i think i'd be screwed all4429.1994.321
right there you go yeah great first ride4431.443.84
that's the [ __ ] what was that who4433.523.12
built that i did that i did that one4435.283.28
very nice that's right what's next what4436.644.48
is next i did this one too uh here you4438.565.2
get you sit in one of these seats okay4441.124.16
all right so yeah this one's weird like4443.764.24
i have to put it on this thing whoa4445.288.32
holy [ __ ] and uh this is it have fun4448.06.48
hey4453.63.04
hey that's a ride it just seems to be4454.483.84
ramming your head into the into the4456.643.92
woods4458.322.24
did i pick a better seat would you die4462.643.039
on this thing no wonder there was no4464.1592.681
line4465.6793.52
yeah now this thing i should have put4466.843.64
more weight on the bottom because as you4469.1992.241
can tell4470.482.48
yeah well yeah4471.443.6
next ride which one you want to go do4472.964.32
the maze yeah build a maze yeah let's do4475.044.72
the maze okay here's where uh yeah you4477.284.0
enter right here you go in and there's a4479.763.52
different exit yep different exit go4481.283.76
ahead go get them okay good luck in4483.284.24
there buddy yeah this is fun yeah4485.044.48
this way that's best you take them there4487.523.76
you go4489.524.159
okay oh yeah4491.284.399
now you know right in this is my4493.6793.921
favorite ride so far4495.6793.761
you like the maze yeah4497.64.0
it's an effective i like it for for the4499.443.2
size4501.62.559
yeah cause you know what you you don't4502.643.92
see the way the things are kind of small4504.1593.52
and sneaky4506.564.96
son of a [ __ ] this could be a while4507.6797.201
yep best ride yet4511.523.36
can you jump yeah too bad4515.365.839
right hey4518.642.559
look who it is now welcome to my kissing4521.844.0
booth4523.62.24
and here's my mouth4527.763.52
hey you wanna [ __ ] you're on the first4529.1994.321
ride4531.283.84
come and get your ways we got rubber4533.524.0
duckies we got cacti we got toilet paper4535.124.72
what you need um4537.524.32
usually there's a game what's that i4539.843.76
want to spend fifteen dollars throwing4541.844.0
rings at a jar and then you win hey you4543.65.119
won kid take yourself a rubber ducky hop4545.844.96
back here neebs4548.7194.0
this one yeah this is called up there's4550.83.919
some kinks to be worked out i'll hop in4552.7194.0
yeah you just uh hit the button it works4554.7193.201
not all the time4556.7193.201
oh my god oh [ __ ]4557.923.759
yeah that's the kink huh4559.924.08
you should call it uppish yeah so that4561.6794.641
didn't work huh there now ride it here4564.03.52
we go4566.323.04
hey oh wow oh4567.524.639
[ __ ] that's a great ride that's much4569.364.319
better isn't it yeah it's a little bit4572.1593.601
better oh come on come on come on come4573.6794.241
on baby land it as close as you can4575.765.12
coming in come on yeah boom4577.924.799
there you go4580.884.08
yeah4582.7192.241
very good good yeah good viewing good up4585.124.32
there oh god be nice if they had this at4587.285.16
carnivals4589.443.0
yeah this is the best ride we shouldn't4594.482.719
have spent all that time building that4596.082.4
other mess4597.1992.561
leave it like you found it yeah leave it4598.482.32
like you found it yeah thanks for4599.762.56
putting it back so neebs i saw you4600.83.04
building this one you ready yeah let's4602.323.359
do it your seat belt on good you got4603.843.76
your favorite soda pop yeah i do you4605.6793.121
shouldn't bring a soda bottle you really4607.64.32
shouldn't man on rides4608.83.12
look at that it's a little ferris wheel4612.645.039
kind of that's really really nice yeah4614.84.8
what do you mean because that sad kid4617.6794.161
this is very on the ride alone hey is4619.65.28
that as fast as it goes4621.845.52
okay oh my god here it is4624.883.279
thank you4627.363.28
that's great4628.1592.481
that's ow yeah wow4630.964.719
that's the best ride that's freaking4633.924.0
awesome wow neebs what you want to hop4635.6794.321
on uh open mine over here i'll hop on4637.924.64
that yeah now there it is um4640.04.4
whatever you want okay i'll do this this4642.563.679
hasn't been inspected yet oh wait so i'm4644.43.92
the crash test dumbest you are all right4646.2394.48
i forgot which buttons do what4648.324.64
oh well that's that's a great sign4650.7194.321
oh hey now wow that looks fun so far oh4652.964.4
yeah man this is like a okay like a real4655.044.88
ride let's see if i can get you up4657.364.16
oh my god4659.925.16
oh my god4661.523.56
hey4665.842.24
so far it's still awesome all right4666.7193.281
let's get you back up4668.085.599
get your back up oh whoa oh my god4670.07.36
[ __ ] i'm gonna throw up there we4673.6795.681
that's go [ __ ] that's a pretty good ride4677.363.76
rallies yeah it's not bad right i mean4679.364.4
you got to be patient4681.123.84
there we go4683.764.479
all right there we go4684.963.279
okay this one's fun it is isn't it4688.483.679
should we crank things up crank it up4690.643.36
all the way fire it up hang on i'm gonna4692.1594.641
fire this [ __ ] up [ __ ] might spin4694.05.36
after i do all this oh god oh my god4696.84.64
i don't like this it's all together like4699.363.92
this at all4701.446.0
let's get in here first person holy [ __ ]4703.286.56
and let's get you up there i love how4707.444.08
the characters just like oh god yeah4709.844.319
there they go4711.522.639
you know what this is called4714.84.8
the lollipop the lollipop yeah oh yeah4716.644.8
there's a bit of wiring there4719.63.44
jeez4721.444.48
it's pretty damn dude oh look at this4723.044.639
is that a ride yeah it looks like it's a4725.924.239
tractor oh that's uh that's the kitty4727.6793.281
ride4730.1592.881
it's a kitty rod is it4730.963.52
you have to stay on the track well it4733.043.44
stays on the track for you uh just go4734.484.8
back and forth yeah4736.485.36
yeah not very fast either great you act4739.284.32
like you're steering but it4741.843.359
doesn't do anything4743.63.68
that's great you having fun little4745.1995.201
junior yeah oh wait all right go get out4747.287.12
of here oh [ __ ] this is unsafe4750.44.0
look at this oh no we got a kid on the4754.563.52
loose4757.124.16
that's it the car that he can't steer4758.085.2
i can't steer it you're gonna go right4761.283.68
into that thing it's the scrambler oh4763.283.52
[ __ ] it's gonna be a lawsuit we gotta4764.964.16
take the camera off before i've turned4766.84.64
everything off it's still going yeah oh4769.124.24
this is a lawsuit waiting to happen no i4771.445.6
gotta disconnect [ __ ] oh man4773.367.359
oh forget it okay speeding towards it4777.0410.0
dramatic music oh no oh [ __ ] no no no no4780.7196.321
the kid's fine here we'll just do that4788.564.0
that'll stop it what's this little ride4794.7194.241
here behind neebs's uh4796.883.76
you're gonna love this one hop in the4798.964.48
seat okay and press one all right here4800.644.72
we go4803.444.16
oh4805.367.68
wow okay what is happening here4807.66.72
that's it4813.042.4
oh really4814.322.64
that's it that's what it does now you're4815.443.04
there and it doesn't go back very good4816.964.48
push one okay4818.482.96
it's a one-time ride4822.085.76
yeah good luck oh bad look at that okay4824.325.76
it's called the atomic yeah in case is4827.844.24
it yeah this thing's a piece of [ __ ] was4830.084.8
there two more rides4832.082.8
or this one4835.283.36
that one hop in this one neebs this is4836.486.16
one uh anthony built it's just a swing4838.644.0
oh4843.6793.0
like the pirate ship yeah4846.884.72
oh careful4848.966.0
that would have [ __ ] things up babe4851.63.36
oh boy oh [ __ ] come on4855.1995.281
around hey you made it4858.563.52
how's it feel up there oh like you lose4860.485.36
your stomach yeah oh yeah look at that4862.083.76
oh he's in a toilet4868.364.4
this one's a two-seater we're actually a4881.764.0
three-seater oh yeah i built that one i4883.764.56
got two buttons here uh one's a horn4885.765.919
probably two is a horn hit two4888.323.359
yep two is a horn i don't know if you're4891.923.52
gonna want to hit button one or not hit4893.63.92
once you only have one button i know i4895.444.08
know okay you know then if you guys hit4897.523.36
forward4899.523.679
go forward4900.884.72
oh yeah4903.1994.48
that's the way to go4905.63.36
yeah oh yeah4907.6793.281
look at this move across the park if it4908.964.64
was oh [ __ ] wow4910.965.12
i see what the hawkins for4913.65.039
there we go are you in yep i'm going4916.085.2
backwards now4918.6392.641
it's not that good is it no this is a4924.883.6
piece of [ __ ] i don't know if y'all4926.963.04
gonna be very interested in this why4928.482.719
wouldn't we be interested in that4930.02.639
because it's very similar to one of the4931.1992.561
other ones this one's a little bit4932.6393.361
taller so it is taller yeah i'm hopping4933.765.36
on man give it a go4936.03.12
yeah get your little stall on that4942.565.599
perfect balance here we go4944.43.759
okay nice that's awesome man4952.46.48
oh [ __ ]4955.925.04
yeah4958.883.68
there we go4960.962.96
yeah all right4962.562.88
they'll see us from the road and they'll4963.924.0
be like i want to go there oh god no no4965.445.4
no no they're not they're going around4967.924.319
yeah they're going to say oh god look at4970.842.76
this4972.2392.881
they're not going to say anything4973.63.119
they're going to say my god4975.123.039
call an ambulance4976.7194.561
yeah this place is fun for all4978.1594.801
except for those who get killed except4981.283.12
for those who are dead hey neebs check4982.965.759
this out make that blue check this out4984.47.279
yeah i made purple4988.7194.321
that red4991.6793.52
i want an orange4993.044.32
so we got a new paint tool i like it you4995.1994.161
can even paint these welcome mats4997.363.6
yeah i already did and quit [ __ ] them4999.364.16
up wow too late [ __ ] them up5000.963.759
[ __ ] them up5003.522.96
order a business we have the best5004.7193.681
challenges in the world i think we're5006.483.199
the only youtubers playing this game5008.42.96
right yeah yeah we're the we have5009.6793.161
exclusive5011.364.24
copies let's stop the painting okay all5012.846.2
right today's challenge is kind of a uh5015.65.28
a three-part challenge we have to build5019.045.04
a vehicle start here uh-huh the vehicle5020.886.16
has to be able to get over this wall5024.086.159
yeah somehow next you have to come to5027.045.679
challenge number two all right which is5030.2394.561
pick up a block any of these blocks over5032.7193.761
here will do then you got a carrot over5034.84.48
here i guess is that right yep oh my god5036.486.36
drop it in the box5039.283.56
so the third objective is to come here5044.44.0
and your vehicle that you build has to5046.963.12
have some sort of projectile that can5048.44.48
knock over one of those walls why why5050.084.639
why are you doing that what happened5052.885.6
messing up my words snoot5054.7193.761
everybody get the building all right5068.84.0
we're doing it5070.2392.561
oh did you hear that dallas i heard it5073.1995.04
that didn't sound good yeah my vehicle's5076.563.599
done did you separate something yeah5078.2393.361
separated something the whole damn thing5080.1592.56
fell apart5081.65.2
yeah so i'm out of the race guys sorry5082.7194.081
tough decisions over there hunt rallies5088.885.359
those are your thinking sounds5090.963.279
are you familiar with those you've heard5095.762.56
them before yeah that's how you sound5096.962.88
when you think what do you want to eat5098.325.2
sir oh god5099.843.68
spaghetti please spaghetti be fine here5105.283.359
yeah5107.1993.761
oh i5108.6395.04
just painted my button all right i think5110.964.16
i'm stuck5113.6792.48
oh boy5115.122.88
i'm stuck i'll try putting you on a lift5116.1594.721
you ready yep hold on let me grab it5118.06.88
boom oh yeah yeah that'd do it5120.884.0
are you all ready to do the wall jump5133.845.12
pick up block throw block challenge i'm5136.1595.121
not but i'm told i'm out of time you are5138.963.52
out of time5141.283.6
i think it's time to call in simon5142.486.88
which is everybody's favorite part simon5144.884.48
does he answer like a seal now it's not5151.1993.601
the first time he's done that did you5153.283.68
ever see that seal like meme that5154.84.24
picture of seal the singer photoshopped5156.964.0
with a real seal i probably have seen it5159.043.36
but i don't remember here's another one5160.963.759
that would work it's a reacher sea lion5162.44.72
dion that is a reacher yeah see lion5164.7193.681
dion no5167.123.44
yeah no yeah there simon you know what's5168.44.0
happening frustration from what i can5170.563.84
hear in the other room dallas yeah is5172.43.759
that your vehicle yeah the purple and5174.43.44
yellow yeah yeah this thing looks5176.1593.281
awesome did that look neat are you an5177.843.2
east carolina fan because when i see5179.443.44
that i think i'm a minnesota vikings fan5181.043.76
okay but i did get drunk at ecu quite a5182.883.2
bit well who didn't people who have5184.82.879
never been there have been drunk there i5186.084.159
like that doraleous it's fun that's cool5187.6794.641
thanks man i i would say yours looks5190.2395.201
pretty beefy meaty manly too yeah not5192.324.64
that mine does was this your vehicle5195.443.84
absorb that was my vehicle yes and you5196.964.16
gave up on it uh yeah i tore off the5199.283.68
front bit and i was like nope [ __ ] it so5201.123.36
the front broke and you're like forget5202.963.52
it yep so far that's the winner if you5204.484.32
look behind you i worked on a mural oh5206.484.08
that's nice yeah5208.83.28
that is beautiful5210.563.36
that's beautiful over here it's like old5212.084.079
stormy and there's a kraken and there's5213.924.239
a shark there's a story going on there5216.1594.56
there's a space invader for some reason5218.1595.121
there's a ship sunshine beach yeah5220.7194.0
that's really neat simon do you know5223.283.12
what's happening though uh obstacle5224.7193.361
course we're gonna do it timed um and5226.43.759
it's only myself against neebs if you5228.084.88
flip your vehicle over you can hop out5230.1594.801
and and write it but you know it5232.965.6
obviously it takes time to do so so whoa5234.964.8
hey5238.563.92
hat thing blind rabbit5239.765.04
whoa5242.482.32
happy easter5245.444.239
some land in here5248.03.84
yeah you should have had a flying jesus5249.6794.641
for easter uh we also kind of decided5251.845.12
maybe on the final obstacle the hitting5254.324.319
of the targets i feel like if you hit5256.964.16
the target you accomplished it okay so5258.6394.481
just hit it i guess the the big question5261.123.84
is who's going first you want to flip a5263.123.119
corner you want me to just say it let's5264.963.199
flip a coin neems you okay with that5266.2393.92
yeah neebs it's your channel you call it5268.1594.321
it you call it uh heads it is tails5270.1595.281
doraleous your choice who goes first i5272.485.04
kind of want to go first then may i ask5275.444.64
what your what your method to try to get5277.525.76
over that wall is it's reminiscent of a5280.085.119
cricket it's not rockets i would have5283.283.76
thought rocket would have been the ideal5285.1994.641
thing to do one would think that i had5287.045.52
this vision and i made it um and it5289.844.48
worked really good at first but then as5292.563.44
i was adding stuff i heard all this talk5294.324.16
of rockets and i was like oh i should5296.05.04
have used rockets5298.483.92
that's a good story that's a terrible5301.042.4
story5302.44.319
okay we've got intern jake on the timer5303.445.44
are you ready to rallies okay let's5306.7194.241
start the time in5308.883.12
three5310.961.92
two5312.03.36
one go go dora let's go5312.884.0
i believe in you5315.363.359
all right oh wow are you gonna cross5316.884.72
that the sunshine good spot5318.7194.721
holy [ __ ]5321.64.0
okay that was your master plan i5323.444.239
shouldn't have gone to that incline area5325.64.16
that was my problem yeah it was okay you5327.6793.841
think that was it my god because you5329.763.439
were almost over it all right we gonna5331.525.24
do huh5333.1993.561
right up to it right no that's how it5341.1994.48
used to work5343.844.24
all right yeah yeah come on it doesn't5345.6795.801
go forward5348.083.4
come on [ __ ] i'ma draw a dick on the5357.924.0
mural5360.46.799
oh come on yes yes go go oh5361.927.279
come on come on come on yeah yeah yeah5367.1993.04
yeah yeah5369.1991.921
yeah5370.2392.321
yeah yeah5371.124.24
we're at four minutes5372.562.8
over four minutes5375.763.12
all right5377.62.96
come on dallas all right pick it up5378.884.24
impress me5380.563.92
up you're on a hill5383.123.599
[ __ ]5384.482.239
oh oh oh5387.1994.0
close oops oh my god hey what's going on5389.044.48
there the [ __ ] was that5391.1993.841
all right that looks like you have it5393.523.84
can you not lift it oh [ __ ] just shoot5395.044.4
god that should have been a challenge5397.363.279
eat it5399.442.08
nope5400.6394.721
get it get oh5401.523.84
there's the targets i made some easier5417.764.16
ones because i have a little confidence5419.64.32
in my eight and a half minutes so far5421.924.799
[ __ ] come on baby come on you got this5423.924.719
oh sh up5426.7195.601
oh god i like that though5428.6393.681
oh i hit that one oh okay what's the5432.885.6
time jake do your [ __ ] job5436.323.76
you're ten minutes and three about ten5438.483.44
and a half minutes ten and a half is the5440.083.52
number to beat5441.923.759
oh it's catching me5443.63.28
whoa5445.6793.281
all right that worked like a charm5446.883.759
dallas all right somebody give me a5448.964.56
countdown tough time to beat three5450.6393.841
two5453.521.84
one5454.482.96
go he's off5455.363.6
come on neebs5457.442.96
come on buddy5458.964.64
you can do it5460.44.88
right off the bat5463.63.76
right off the bat5465.283.68
everyone is watching this is saying5467.362.319
though5468.962.64
yeah so yeah5469.6794.161
so jets5471.65.92
jets work pretty good this could be uh5473.846.319
oh man okay just in a little bit more5477.525.92
close you're at nine minutes right now5480.1594.961
all right yeah5483.443.68
hey oh you got it5485.123.84
very nice5487.123.36
damn5488.963.52
all right here we go5490.483.36
careful oh oh oh5492.482.96
oh no5493.843.92
okay i thought of everything simon5495.445.12
every single thing for you every single5497.764.32
thing all right5500.565.2
i hope something goes wrong all right5502.085.599
oh man5505.765.12
you got a back door5507.6793.201
well done i'm so dumb wow all right so5511.1994.721
how does this bad boy5514.2394.161
oh you're making like a spray shot yeah5515.926.4
it's a buck shot here we go fire5518.43.92
time5526.42.319
it was a close race nice build neebs5530.05.44
very nice yeah well done buddy thank you5533.366.72
you barely barely beat me photo finish5535.444.64
yeah and now ladies and gentlemen see5540.1595.721
lion dion5542.563.32
how do you fly the rabbit oh it's uh5571.523.76
it's in the back oh my goodness look at5573.443.52
that right in the pooper5575.286.0
here comes peter got in there5576.964.32
did that5586.7192.321
oh yeah big time oh but you can do a5598.884.839
full circle5600.483.239
there we go5609.122.4
i think flies like a charm man5612.565.28
he was resurrected5614.483.36
he died for your sins5618.083.76
welcome to the start of the video5629.64.16
this is the video that starts right now5635.124.64
starting now5637.845.0
please like and subscribe5639.766.0
now what are we doing i built a race5642.845.96
track it's uh hi neebs hey there how are5645.765.28
you good just very quiet so far well i5648.85.12
wanted to paint something5651.042.88
looks good needs a wheel can we get back5654.483.52
to telling me how to paint oh you don't5656.2393.521
have the paint tool selected dumbass you5658.04.159
idiot5659.762.399
you guys want to hop in my three-seater5667.6793.681
and i'll give you a little tour of the5670.1592.801
mountain track5671.363.6
yeah this is the start and it's gonna be5672.963.679
tight quarters man obviously pretty5674.963.279
straightforward down here got a little5676.6394.56
bit of terrain to traverse yeah i like5678.2395.44
your course thank you very clear yeah5681.1994.48
[ __ ] gets real once you go around this5683.6793.601
corner5685.6793.601
i mean real as far as5687.283.52
again we could knock each other off the5689.283.359
mountain don't go that way5690.84.24
right that's the wrong way there if you5692.6394.881
look up can you look up5695.044.88
a little bit going through that thing is5697.524.96
pretty much the uh finish line i feel5699.924.16
like this race is going to take three5702.484.56
seconds it's no we're not this is you5704.085.44
fly from a ramp up above we're not at5707.044.159
the end hop in the car it's not the end5709.523.84
back in the car please so you said that5711.1994.241
i know that's the thing from the ramp5713.364.799
get back in the car please oops oh5715.444.88
just hop in the vehicle please sir so up5718.1594.801
here this is where the realness happens5720.325.12
uh of the third degree that ramp not the5722.964.48
one to the left that one was uh why is5725.443.44
it there is that like an old one that5727.442.48
you abandoned it was another one you5728.882.48
want to hop out here and uh check this5729.922.88
out now you want me to get out all right5731.363.2
that's the thing you jump through right5732.83.839
yeah you can use whatever i think on5734.563.92
your vehicle so once you hit this ramp5736.6393.201
go ahead and rocket yourself through5738.483.44
that thing all right questions or5739.844.08
because it seems it seems pretty basic5741.923.52
why don't we should we go over yeah5743.922.88
absolutely and then i'll bring i think5745.442.48
it's probably a quicker way down5746.83.76
actually all right5747.923.92
here we go5750.563.92
oh boy there's a tree nope5751.844.0
what happens if you miss the thing yeah5754.482.719
i don't know now you got to go back to5755.843.04
the top i made the track i don't need to5757.1993.201
make all the rules you know okay but if5758.883.279
you do this you're not done right you5760.43.68
have to go back to the top and go jump5762.1593.601
through that okay that could be the5764.083.04
upset yeah it could be the biggest5765.762.32
that's how we're getting back to the5767.122.88
beginning we're to drag our heads5768.083.36
through the sand to get back to wherever5770.04.159
the [ __ ] we're going5771.442.719
nice jump that was a good job eh it5775.123.92
flunked me a good way5777.443.84
are we starting so like it goes with the5779.043.84
vehicle i just think it can't be too big5781.282.959
right you need to tell us how big the5782.883.12
base can be why don't we just go seven5784.2392.96
and ten5786.02.239
straight up5787.1992.96
so my wheels are gonna stick out past5788.2393.681
the seven by ten well i think they all5790.1594.721
will okay yeah maybe seven by ten is a5791.924.96
bad number it doesn't center does it5794.884.319
let's go to eight then so in this race5796.884.319
uh yes are we allowed to build uh5799.1993.921
defenses yes5801.1993.52
build whatever you want5803.123.92
i see somebody zipping around who's that5804.7194.96
somebody's already up and running5807.044.079
are you worried that that might not win5809.6793.281
the race a little bit i probably would5811.1193.441
be why is that just looks like a piece5812.963.92
of [ __ ] yeah i guess that's why yeah you5814.563.84
look like a piece of [ __ ]5816.883.12
what a very good looking car5818.45.2
you're not a good looking car5820.03.6
yeah [ __ ] your car5825.1993.201
i don't think my secret weapon's gonna5836.6394.801
take which means you guys uh are lucky5838.05.6
yeah think your secret weapon would work5841.444.08
when you're way behind me5843.65.2
no i was planning on while driving once5845.524.96
i'm in front of you5848.85.68
dropping some stuff out the back5850.485.92
more than likely i'd be up here what5854.483.92
would you do for someone up here drop5856.43.68
stuff out the back it makes you feel any5858.42.96
better my car just would have driven5860.083.44
right over it no no it set you off the5861.364.96
road would it yeah my car's a beast not5863.526.32
when it's off the road5866.323.52
that's a nice secret weapon you like5869.922.64
that yeah5871.442.96
i can't wait till you flip and [ __ ] up5872.566.28
and i can drive right past you5874.44.44
what you got going there buddy it might5884.1592.96
be the same thing that's happening to5885.842.72
you guys huh5887.1194.0
maybe kind of a [ __ ] okay5888.565.119
well are we going to attempt5891.1195.6
time to race right neebs yep yeah i5893.6794.161
don't think it's going to be a photo5896.7192.48
finish5897.842.96
i think it's going to be i think it's5899.1993.601
going to be neebs gets there and waits5900.84.96
around as a snack so this is doraleous5902.85.919
ride that's mine got flowers headlights5905.764.64
used to have a secret weapon now i have5908.7194.96
none hello everyone hello simon hey5910.44.719
i was getting ready to look at asteroids5913.6792.881
vehicle abstract went with a lot of5915.1194.0
green and yellow that looks better than5916.564.96
doraleous just saying i disagree i like5919.1193.841
that it looks like a rocket with a5921.523.599
turtle head i see you have downward5922.963.52
rockets5925.1192.961
oh yeah5926.484.0
i can go up oh [ __ ]5928.084.48
i think i have the prettiest car5930.483.759
you don't i've got extra wheels to keep5932.563.76
me from tipping forward and tipping back5934.2395.361
i've got angled jets to help me5936.325.12
fly in the right direction and i've got5939.64.16
a little uh wing here just to look5941.444.239
sporty i don't have much faith in5943.764.16
rallies not anymore you used to i used5945.6794.241
to but not anymore i went with crab5947.924.719
steering again oh man all right so to5949.925.199
the starting line you two go first5952.6394.08
me and absolutely round robin okay let's5955.1193.441
see if it even works that way i'm gonna5956.7194.801
try that three two one go here we go5958.564.8
we're off hold on i'm already bouncing5961.523.52
all over he's bouncing and i'm upside5963.363.04
down well is it because the lagger5965.042.48
because of [ __ ]5966.42.719
well it seemed to be because of lag5967.523.52
because it just it was like one frame i5969.1193.281
was here in the next frame i was over5971.043.119
there you wanna just try one more time5972.47.239
at the three two one go go5974.1595.48
neebs you're looking good am i looking5980.43.68
good yeah i'm looking though5981.924.16
absolutely just waiting for you to [ __ ]5984.084.48
up once okay all right i'm done mine5986.085.84
flipped over you let the leg huh no i5988.564.8
just flipped over oh you're not that far5991.923.199
behind look you're still in yeah because5993.363.04
you've stopped5995.1192.881
going you would wait a little bit5996.43.44
okay5998.03.76
oh boy oh boy oh he's turned around5999.843.44
right now keep on going yeah actually6001.763.76
this is what you were waiting for6003.283.439
oh6005.523.04
that's what i'm talking about that's6006.7193.52
what i'm [ __ ] talking about it's a6008.563.76
comeback no yeah in all fairness he6010.2393.361
didn't wait for yeah i know but that's6012.323.359
why you kick his ass he didn't wait6013.64.16
yeah he really didn't i'm gaining he6015.6798.121
needs his focus right now nope oh no6017.766.04
yeah i made it6032.562.72
yeah6034.324.96
oh boy i'm not even gonna make it oh god6035.285.839
oh yeah you are oh wait you went over it6039.286.0
that counts that counts that counts6041.1194.161
see now you're even cause you go over6047.446.96
accounts oh [ __ ] three two one go6049.1996.401
oh wow6054.43.04
that's nice to jump there buddy start6055.63.519
yeah that's fast but you got the lead6057.442.96
yeah6059.1193.12
he's like killing it6060.44.719
holy [ __ ] [ __ ]6062.2392.88
oh [ __ ] he's losing me now oh yeah6068.7196.161
i got a horn very nice all right here we6072.324.72
go6074.882.16
he might fall6077.1193.281
you might fall dallas never make it6078.482.8
through6080.43.12
go back around6081.285.12
oh how do you make it through yeah6083.524.639
did i make it through swimmingly hit6086.43.6
land it land it land it6088.1592.801
oh6090.02.639
here we go6090.963.36
oh6092.6393.6
yeah6094.325.359
i tell you considering yeah like a champ6096.2396.96
like a champ yes6099.6793.52
three two one go6103.6795.04
oh yeah6107.524.639
oh [ __ ] oh good recovery oh boy wow that6108.7195.121
was sweet back just complaining i like6112.1594.08
it all right well you're managing it's6113.844.48
looking fun right oh that was a lag6116.2395.761
right oh yeah so he did he wrote6118.326.319
oh crap6122.02.639
ah well i don't know how you didn't see6125.524.8
that or that oh crap yeah oh shoot leave6127.444.16
the jets6130.323.68
oh god oh wait i thought you were like6131.64.16
suffering back there yeah well6134.04.32
apparently nice miss don't panic neebs6135.764.72
i'm panicking god you're a panicking6138.323.76
[ __ ] guy look at this6140.482.8
look at this6142.082.88
oh [ __ ]6143.284.48
there we go [ __ ] he's right there i know6144.965.04
i'm waiting oh why why would i want him6147.764.24
to see this yeah oh you want to rub it6150.02.719
in6152.02.8
oh look it looks like he's going to miss6152.7196.241
he missed he must do this oh crap6154.84.16
we both6160.6393.6
am i in the lead come on yeah you're in6162.7193.761
the lead right now go finish it you can6164.2393.361
come back6166.482.88
can i gloat i'm on the bottom of the6167.63.519
[ __ ] hill just go can i get off and6169.363.68
gloat do i have time oh i'm sure you do6171.1193.12
but why would you want to get up you6173.042.8
better you don't you better not miss why6174.2392.88
would you want to get off a glove where6175.843.68
is he i'm at the bottom oh6177.1196.0
oh look at that loser6179.523.599
you got to make that jump that's true6183.363.2
yeah6185.62.96
don't make it he's halfway up you're6186.563.84
right yourself if i don't make this6188.564.96
come on here we go6190.43.12
there6195.63.36
you go6196.6392.321
go back around again6199.6793.841
yes you do all right well you just gotta6201.443.679
make that jump don't you yeah just gotta6203.523.599
make the jump come on we got this come6205.1193.361
on oh god to the left a little bit6207.1194.241
already oh yeah6208.482.88
hit it hit hit6211.765.2
no it's done where are you by the base6213.845.04
of the oh you jumped and missed i didn't6216.963.44
even see it i went all the way to the6218.883.12
bottom of the [ __ ] hill you ready6220.42.48
yeah6222.03.36
here we go6222.882.48
is that three yeah that's it baby son of6228.484.159
a bear6231.523.52
where is he i'm getting up there6232.6394.321
here he goes6235.044.96
oh [ __ ]6236.963.04
hey buddy yeah how you doing hey6242.7194.52
here we go pardon6248.083.52
me so where it's a three-way tie6250.083.68
everyone won everyone won everyone yeah6251.63.2
but he lost6253.762.64
and you lost and then he lost yes6254.83.52
everyone right three right6256.44.239
happy ending can someone do the um6258.324.56
jurassic park theme do you know how that6260.6395.241
goes6262.883.0
i looked on the scrap mechanic6287.364.16
leaderboards yes we are ranked the top6289.1993.841
three scrap mechanic builders in the6291.523.52
world we're in top three yeah based on6293.044.159
what based on uh who builds optimus6295.044.0
prime the best leaderboards did you6297.1993.44
create the leaderboards today we're6299.046.159
gonna build dinosaurs on scrap mechanics6300.6394.56
yeah yeah woo6305.285.959
yay6308.2393.0
let's get started we have things to do6321.363.52
today all right you gonna do a t-rex yep6322.7193.201
all right i'll do something else in6324.882.96
mine's is mysterious come and suck on6325.925.719
our car come on6327.843.799
i don't even know where to start guys i6332.323.839
guess just start building okay look at a6333.844.399
picture on the googs all right that's6336.1593.441
what the kids are saying6338.2392.721
the googs6339.62.8
i don't think the kids are saying that6340.962.56
they're not maybe i'll start with the6342.43.36
body that's a great place to start well6343.523.76
it's a great place to stay i could start6345.763.84
with the legs6347.283.68
i could have been the legs don't act6349.64.72
like there's no other option6350.963.36
or you can start on the car cockasaurus6356.2396.4
oh [ __ ] don't give me any ideas it's too6359.66.039
late6362.6393.0
i think i might need one of you guys to6377.523.84
come put this thing on the lift6379.1994.48
where you at oh see that's the other6381.365.44
thing is i kind of flew in a direction6383.6795.361
mm-hmm well i'll finish the rescue6386.86.08
vehicle yep i need a rescue6389.043.84
oh i'm out yeah6394.7193.44
yeah sorry6396.7193.201
so you don't need a rescue i do not need6398.1594.241
a rescue6399.922.48
all right neebs gaming here yeah i'm6407.365.359
with doraleous yep and after hey6409.765.28
hello hi what'd you build rallies a6412.7194.881
triceratops a triceratops that was a6415.044.96
question a triceratops6417.65.0
all right and here's doraleous6420.04.32
triceratops6422.64.039
oh it moves well the thing is i really6424.324.48
wanted the legs to uh6426.6394.321
to work you went with wheels they did6428.84.48
just like they did back in the6430.964.56
day6433.282.24
look at the mouth moves good for you6437.844.72
yeah what's going on with the mouth now6440.85.6
well is it not doing what it do it again6442.566.72
it seems to be stuck uh as they did back6446.45.2
in the time that's true the legs didn't6449.284.08
work and i tried so hard to do all this6451.63.599
leg stuff uh-huh i was gonna say at what6453.363.6
point did you say i don't give a [ __ ]6455.1993.04
because i'm thinking6456.962.56
at some point you said you know what i6458.2392.48
don't give a [ __ ]6459.523.92
i'm just gonna he's what's he doing6460.7194.641
i'm gonna lay down6463.443.36
good for him oh he's doing doing6465.363.12
something he's doing like push-ups or6466.84.24
something like6468.482.56
good job but you know what else it's a6474.85.359
fly sarah tops6477.1193.04
there you go6480.2394.48
you6482.83.52
and they were they used to live in trees6484.7193.681
and eat uh tree6486.324.0
tree creatures that's how they did it6488.43.2
that's what they did6490.323.68
the flight sarah tops it's evolution and6491.66.2
then you tickle the belly6494.03.8
what's it made of6500.7194.96
it's flesh and bone oh not wood oh it6502.565.119
might be wood it's all wood6505.6794.241
who gives a [ __ ] get back6507.6794.56
get back now6509.924.4
no no no no no6512.2393.121
get back6514.322.799
get back6515.363.44
and this was exactly what happened back6517.1193.361
in the time when uh when they got6518.83.919
extinct when they got all extinctified6520.483.36
because i think we know why it got6522.7193.281
extinct because their mouth didn't work6523.844.799
names i'm being chased by dinosaur6526.05.04
help6528.6392.401
he's trying to eat me with his stupid6532.964.759
looking mouth6534.43.319
so there's that i think it's a piece of6549.923.68
[ __ ] i love a piece of [ __ ] well done6551.444.799
abstract yo you gonna bring yours over6553.64.88
oh yeah you ready to be blown away man6556.2395.281
i'm ready let's see6558.483.04
[ __ ] son of a man oh god that's it wow6566.963.679
that works great that's not a piece of6569.043.84
[ __ ] at all no i can turn this baby oh6570.6393.6
he's a little he's a little punch drunk6572.882.48
but he's all right yeah but that6574.2392.0
actually6575.363.759
that looks good doraleous6576.2395.44
looks good he looks to scale and great6579.1194.881
no god that doesn't look good i'm stuck6581.6794.96
in a tree ah6584.04.32
going flying baby6586.6393.441
turns oh yeah i got a little i can get a6588.323.359
little turn action going6590.083.68
can you land back on the platform oh no6591.6795.121
no no no no see neebs i don't think i6593.765.84
don't think you're gonna6596.84.48
be able to really get the feel for this6599.63.44
until you fly it yourself there's five6601.283.839
buttons it's a little complicated yeah6603.045.199
there's four too many6605.1193.12
yeah yeah look at that hey he's flying6609.364.319
something in here6611.923.36
now how do you jet forward there's6613.6793.201
there's obviously6615.283.28
no there's there's jets pointing to the6616.883.52
point where you can go forward right6618.564.24
and you're way up there6620.44.88
yeah am i getting too far6622.85.2
ah you're i got my eye on you6625.284.399
oh now you're getting a little far oh6628.02.88
you're sorry6629.6794.96
yeah wonderful nice and down6630.885.92
well that's no flyceratops i'll tell ya6634.6393.841
it6636.84.64
look this is where the meteor hit that6638.485.28
extinct all the dinosaurs well great job6641.443.679
absolutely yeah it's really good stuff6643.763.2
it's fun and the thing is what's that i6645.1193.281
see what6646.963.679
a flyceratops6648.44.64
it's a6650.6392.401
so far the uh triceratops6659.444.719
the terrible dactyl6662.324.399
what no man that thing is awesome you6664.1594.321
like that all right you ready for mine6666.7193.201
yes yes6668.484.159
all right this is my bill6669.925.68
t-rex baby goodness6672.6393.681
oh6675.61.84
[ __ ]6676.325.24
and it walks hit two6677.444.12
oh6685.843.0
this looks6694.03.679
fantastic it looks good man thank you i6695.45.0
mean i love it here it is one makes it6697.6793.601
walk6700.44.48
right and the word tip over arms move oh6701.286.6
see6704.883.0
it walked before well6708.565.679
oh here comes well it's not working now6711.046.559
oh [ __ ] oh no6714.2393.36
what else can't it do neebs6717.844.12
hi6735.042.559
again6736.7192.801
hi6737.5994.161
why they're extinct6739.524.159
all right all right come on come on come6741.767.72
on come on okay easy now easy down6743.6795.801
have a seat take a break all right relax6758.485.8
yourself6761.283.0
test number6771.365.68
five six whatever action do it6773.045.76
come on6777.044.48
come on go buddy oh yeah come on buddy6778.84.48
oh you can do it6781.524.8
baby's first steps recover baby's first6783.285.359
step6786.322.319
man it is looking good it's the longest6790.1594.241
walk yet yes it is6791.5994.64
after the flaws6794.44.239
come on go attack attack6796.2393.601
attack6798.6392.48
oh6799.843.44
no6801.1192.161
melee now fly into it yeah6804.846.839
who do you think's going to win6808.7192.96
uh i got my money on the uh what's your6812.563.84
thing6815.365.12
t-rex no flyceratops there you go6816.46.799
yeah this is intense this is really yeah6820.484.48
that's what it's all about it is an epic6823.1994.48
battle isn't it6824.962.719
scratch my belly6829.1993.561
three dinosaurs enter one walks away6845.526.32
this is how it was back then guys6848.323.52
great6866.963.0
so we're pretty much having a dinosaur6877.1994.0
orgy right now aren't we a dinosaur yeah6878.885.279
oh god all right guys yeah yeah6881.1995.44
we got a new challenge today we do we're6884.1594.96
gonna build not this this thing is no6886.6394.161
good what thing don't build this i6889.1192.961
didn't i wasn't gonna just build6890.83.12
whatever you want build the most uh6892.083.68
baddest rocket you can imagine pretty6893.923.36
clear mission kind of like that bunny6895.762.959
one i did kind of like the bunny bunny6897.283.839
was a fantastic really good rocket do6898.7194.321
you guys have visions no i guess i6901.1193.52
better get a vision i feel like i need6903.043.44
to go out into the wilderness and get6904.6394.0
really [ __ ] high do some peyote get6906.484.4
out there and reflect yeah talk to my6908.6394.56
like my soul animal something like that6910.885.68
talk to a wolf maybe a duck6913.1995.681
or a uh platypus then i'll come back be6916.564.96
like man i walked into the woods6918.886.0
and i talked to a platypus yeah6921.525.52
what'd he tell you he's gotta build a6924.883.52
rocket man6927.045.0
it's a wise platypus6928.43.64
oh got an idea6937.283.6
i kind of do too6938.964.4
a chance of that huh two ideas all at6940.884.96
once look at that doesn't happen so6943.366.0
how's everyone doing super delicious6945.846.52
okay6949.363.0
simon6973.5993.12
all right simon you ready to see what we6974.82.72
built6976.7193.041
oh yeah okay simon how long we've been6977.523.28
building6979.764.56
[ __ ] hours for hours all right hours6980.85.76
and i am [ __ ] buzzed6984.324.799
are you ready buzzed yo i'm [ __ ]6986.564.639
round i'm going first whoa wait wait6989.1193.12
wait wait wait wait wait6991.1993.281
go6992.2392.241
that was great what do you think [ __ ]6995.764.959
so worth the wait that's not my real6998.84.0
rocket no i oh i know that you thought7000.7195.041
that was my real rocket7002.86.399
what an idiot you're so dumb so neebs7005.765.6
this is your real rocket7009.1994.161
yeah it's got my name on it bam7011.364.0
yeah oh grab me a beer for the rocket7013.364.56
reveal yeah grab my beer me too grab me7015.364.72
a beer grab simon of beer but there's7017.924.88
nothing funny about that nothing i made7020.084.8
not a goddamn thing is funny about that7022.85.12
but it's gorgeous it's a it's so oh yeah7024.884.0
great7027.922.88
wonderful neebs i want to see how this7028.883.839
bad boy works dude7030.83.6
yours looks like a bunch of fireworks7032.7193.52
all jammed together yeah there it is7034.43.44
absolutely why don't you fly it how do7036.2393.36
you get in this bad boy so there's a7037.842.799
little button7039.5993.04
oh yeah hit the button hit the button7040.6395.121
boop up doors are open oh hey7042.6395.52
cockpit is accessible now that's pretty7045.764.24
sweet that was nice7048.1593.681
all right that's funny simon look funny7050.03.52
wacky crazy7051.844.399
am i getting points7053.522.719
the door7056.562.4
can i sit in here with him7062.323.12
i don't know you might throw up the7064.2392.96
balance all right i'll i'll get out7065.443.44
there i'm not sure go [ __ ] yourself hit7067.1993.841
three to close it hey it spins that's7068.883.92
packy well you already hit number one7071.043.04
well i'm hitting all kinds of buttons7072.82.48
here hey do you want to do like the7074.082.639
mission control kind of7075.283.68
should yeah i'll add an effect to it7076.7195.121
yeah okay so i'll be mission control7078.963.6
yeah7081.841.92
you'll be mission control too7082.562.48
drastically all right i'll be the7083.763.52
astronaut you're the astronaut okay miss7085.044.88
control uh i'm ready for takeoff uh7087.285.68
astronaut amsterdam7089.923.04
uh we're not clear for your takeoff wow7093.843.6
you're dragging this out aren't you what7096.1592.401
what i thought we were just gonna launch7097.442.08
it i thought we were role playing can't7098.562.8
open the door then7099.525.52
uh no when the button opens the door7101.363.68
all right open the door please close the7107.044.88
doors mission close the door7109.1195.681
i'm i'm going to leave very soon7111.925.679
i'm gonna leave salmon what look we've7114.84.48
been here for hours you just got here7117.5992.881
you come down7119.282.319
here7120.482.56
what7121.5994.0
i would have [ __ ]7123.044.72
wanna go home7125.5994.401
you're gonna stay here for this launch7127.764.479
mission control gonna have a sandwich7130.03.679
all right i'm gonna yeah launch it let's7132.2394.48
see which button launches it7133.6793.04
makes control cap [ __ ] launches7137.043.599
is mission vehicles please it's an7141.044.639
astronaut7143.042.639
no that's not bad7145.763.12
can i please do the thing yeah do the7147.1193.761
thing go right ahead7148.884.08
on this mission control please fire7150.884.4
rockets button number one all right7152.964.4
preliminary rockets are ignited and7155.284.319
countdown in three7157.363.2
two7159.5991.761
one7160.563.44
blast off7161.364.96
what was i supposed to hit is it two no7164.04.48
up hit the forward arrow okay there you7166.323.68
go i don't know how to do that here we7168.483.679
go7170.02.159
look at that it went up this thing flies7175.1994.801
great it really looks nice are you out7177.765.6
of space um no doors are open mission7180.07.28
control and i've hopped out of the seat7183.366.48
coming down7187.282.56
that was wacky7194.2393.4
yeah7201.1992.4
that's exactly what it looks like to fly7202.082.159
it7203.5992.64
wow look at that it's sweet it's a good7204.2393.761
luck it's really nice i liked your7206.2396.121
imitation rocket sounds7208.04.36
uh we have7213.044.639
orbited the world7215.1193.681
ah from here it looks like it went7217.6792.96
straight up yeah it's gonna be a rough7218.84.879
landing that's okay7220.6393.841
oh7223.6791.52
no7224.483.36
right now as the rocket7225.1995.44
part of this competition he's winning7227.843.839
all right i want to see how this works7230.6392.801
doraleous okay here's the straight ups7231.6794.081
and downs um let's see7233.446.199
oh boy wow7235.763.879
look at that i'm not sure why that7241.522.88
bottom thing oh it gets stuck on the7242.963.04
walls huh we didn't get to do the7244.43.36
countdown oh okay oh [ __ ] yeah7246.03.199
countdown's gonna happen you can't just7247.764.0
take off like that yeah if you just took7249.1994.321
these corner rockets off you'll probably7251.763.839
be fine7253.524.96
nope it's not doing it7255.5992.881
that's wow that's been kind of doing it7258.886.64
did it before though7262.483.04
i wonder why jam's going off into the7265.5994.56
distance it's staying upright so far7267.766.16
yeah yeah you got that going for you7270.1597.601
oh boy oh boy7273.923.84
yep you're looking rough now7278.084.48
ah where you going7280.1595.841
oh god he's going to hell in the handbag7282.566.4
no no no no we're good7286.05.28
can you come back yeah i don't believe7288.964.48
you coming back oh i see him coming back7291.284.64
go back neebs go back to the thing oh i7293.445.36
see you see him he's coming come on baby7295.925.84
oh [ __ ] what have you done i jumped out7298.86.56
oh boy oh god oh no7301.766.08
oh my god oh no that's the last we're7305.364.16
ever going to see that rocket i should7307.843.12
have had one of you control my mouse7309.522.4
because then i could have seen where i7310.962.159
was flying to i don't think that's7311.923.04
coming down will you control the mouse7313.1193.52
so i can see where i'm going i can get7314.964.48
back rescue mission7316.6395.121
go get him neebs i believe in you bellas7319.444.159
i'm coming for you yeah look for the7321.765.12
beacon of a shitty rocket7323.5993.281
oh7327.043.36
yeah there he goes come on baby look at7327.924.719
you7330.42.239
oh close yeah7335.842.96
i pretty much hit it uh it was like a7340.884.799
perfect perfect landing it looks perfect7343.1994.161
it was uh it was dead on yeah that's7345.6794.321
that's beautiful so we have one more all7347.364.319
right gentlemen come to the platform7350.03.599
let's see it here we go7351.6794.0
boom baby yes7353.5994.401
that's what i was [ __ ] talking about7355.6795.04
we're gonna fly abso that's that's a7358.05.679
great face it's a great face7360.7195.281
it's a great face it's a great rocket7363.6794.241
this thing there's a cave right you take7366.05.52
off and it wins yeah there's a cave7367.925.279
where's the door7371.524.079
behind the cape great job7373.1993.761
yeah7375.5995.721
trust me i know what i'm doing7376.964.36
your burps are getting really weird7383.283.12
what's your rocket called7384.962.239
um7386.42.56
[ __ ]7387.1996.721
snap man slim superman snooma man three7388.964.96
why wouldn't you ignite there well maybe7399.763.359
too heavy7401.6793.92
oh crap he still wins7403.1194.08
he's still waiting7405.5993.6
he's doing look he's going full blast7407.1994.081
now he's moving did you did you turn up7409.1993.52
every one of these oh no he's still on7411.283.839
the goddamn thing7412.7194.321
hold on hold on oh yeah hold on here we7415.1194.161
go here we go here we go thank you7417.045.52
i'm the one who saw that there we go7419.283.28
ignition7433.923.0
is it as fast as it goes that's as fast7446.6392.48
as it goes7448.1593.921
it's a heavy [ __ ] we love you7449.1196.881
now come on this way [ __ ] lois winner7452.086.24
winner7456.02.32
you hear that last burp7459.1993.881
can we try to make this more powerful7465.923.44
three two7467.763.839
one7469.362.239
superman's gonna die gonna land on his7474.084.76
head7475.843.0
just w huh that's it7488.325.04
it kind of tilts back a little bit7490.883.759
yeah7493.364.4
flies like a dream though7494.6393.121
there you go that's how superman does it7500.885.56
we're gonna attempt a three rocket7507.043.44
launch oh boy7508.886.52
oh boy it's gonna be a bit laggy7510.484.92
thanks for watching folks make sure to7533.1995.081
like and subscribe7534.963.32
sometimes i stare at the sky and just7549.044.079
wondering if grass will ever return7550.885.2
it's been 207553.1192.961
yep years leaving you easy that's the7561.284.64
right direction7563.282.64
okay start setting her down7568.487.719
oh too far too far too far7571.364.839
well at least you made it back that's7580.963.92
more we can say about snooper man7582.563.92
i don't know where the [ __ ] he is guys7584.884.16
this is the intro to our video okay yeah7586.485.92
yeah after does not like this game7589.045.52
so we're playing it without him yep one7592.44.239
of my favorite videos we did was that uh7594.563.28
thing where we had to build something to7596.6393.121
get all over all the things i enjoyed it7597.843.6
as well it was good so this time we have7599.764.08
to do the same we have to start here go7601.444.96
this way we have to clear this wall7603.844.56
what does that wall say you cannot use7606.44.319
jets did you use jets last time just7608.43.839
hopped it i did it was easy this7610.7194.081
challenge is back again pick up a block7612.2395.121
drop it into the box then you get to the7614.84.64
last challenge this is the new challenge7617.365.12
your vehicle has to somehow engage the7619.446.08
high wire and clear over all that deadly7622.483.84
time7625.522.639
i'm excited for this one so your vehicle7626.324.24
has to have three functioning things a7628.1594.96
jump a box placement and a high wire7630.564.639
grabbing thing yes yes and these are7633.1194.08
land mines yep don't touch those you'll7635.1994.48
blow up7637.1992.48
now everybody watch and wonder in7645.5994.401
amazement as we build in super high7647.5995.401
speed7650.03.0
simon he left oh he's gone yeah he left7660.484.8
yep he said we took too long matter of7663.523.52
fact it's just us three in the office7665.285.68
just us folks all beat down and tired7667.045.84
like four hours of7670.964.239
building dude this [ __ ] game man7672.883.6
first should we just have a look at the7675.1993.281
vehicles yeah i don't see why not mine's7676.484.4
probably the ugliest the the stripe the7678.483.92
the little thing looks kind of like my7680.883.92
old one yeah a little bit my goal was to7682.43.92
make it do all the things and make it7684.83.6
pretty but then i was like don't touch7686.324.0
it because if you add anything it might7688.43.679
make it not work on the obstacle course7690.323.359
it and that's exactly what [ __ ]7692.0794.0
happens anthony this is yours it is it's7693.6795.361
a machine i like it it's simple it looks7696.0795.04
clean if it'll do everything7699.044.079
that minimalist approach is quite7701.1193.761
impressive i hope it will i think yours7703.1194.0
looks great dallas yeah thanks it looks7704.884.319
like an old classic car or something7707.1194.161
look at those front pincers everybody7709.1993.52
knows i like some pincers you get my7711.283.2
vote for best looking car all right i'm7712.7193.281
gonna go home who's gonna do this course7714.483.52
first you know what [ __ ] it i'll go7716.04.159
anthony hit it ladies and gentlemen7718.04.56
welcome to the three-piece meal course7720.1594.801
here where doraleous is going to go over7722.564.48
the wall pick up a block and then go7724.965.36
across the tight rope of doom are you7727.045.44
ready doraleous yeah i'm all right all7730.324.16
right anthony on the timer yep got it7732.484.0
all right here we go7734.482.88
three7736.481.84
two7737.361.839
one7738.322.24
start7739.1993.121
go dry let's go wish i was a little7740.563.76
faster but it's okay okay it's okay7742.323.919
first option is the wall7744.323.6
you get up to the wall and i just need7746.2393.36
to get over and then i can reset and do7747.923.44
the7749.5993.921
whoa7751.362.16
so i'm gonna hop out and do that it was7753.5994.161
crazy and he's able to reset we've7755.6794.0
decided that that counts in this arena7757.764.64
the first block attempt all these blocks7759.6794.0
are out7762.42.56
answer7763.6793.201
those pincers are nutty looking did you7764.964.56
practice with those oh no [ __ ] went over7766.884.16
the first block7769.524.559
going for the bigger block7771.043.039
the bigger the block the bigger the7774.2393.36
points a bit of a hill involved oh lift7775.283.28
it7777.5993.681
yeah oh really7778.564.639
is it is it in my face7781.284.399
oh it's gone7783.1994.0
lift7785.6792.96
take it over7787.1992.721
oh7788.6393.52
no did they almost go in7789.924.0
that would have been amazing it was so7792.1593.52
close though those heels are messing7793.923.199
with you man you're messing you need7795.6793.361
flat ground7797.1195.441
this is where i'm getting a little loopy7799.043.52
oh god did these pincers work in your7803.284.72
test i never did a test i've never done7806.0793.681
it you never did a test7808.04.8
not on the pinstripes crazy pants7809.764.08
ladies and gentlemen it looks like7812.83.04
doraleous is now at five minutes count7813.844.16
them five maybe if i put it in your7815.843.839
pincer we'll add five minutes for7818.03.76
everyone you cannot you just oh [ __ ] are7819.6793.281
you serious7821.762.879
that seems reasonable it's getting7822.965.239
awkward isn't it7824.6393.56
[ __ ]7841.1993.52
moving on on to the next arena here we7842.6394.241
go to the last challenge what is this7844.7194.561
called again the tight rope of death and7846.884.719
doom do not touch the tire7849.284.48
that's a lot of bad things with totally7851.5994.721
mine's not tired these tires will kill7853.764.56
you dead7856.323.68
if you touch the scene it's taller than7858.323.359
i remember7860.04.239
oh oh7861.6794.721
yeah yeah and it's7864.2394.4
that's pretty awesome7866.46.0
oh [ __ ] hold on [ __ ] i feel like it i7868.6396.56
measured it wrong7872.42.799
super close i'm gonna have to get right7875.523.44
on this little lip that's impressive7877.442.88
though doraleous i didn't even see them7878.964.239
built in it comes out of nowhere yep up7880.327.2
yep up stop now do it up yep7883.1994.321
come on grab it7887.6795.281
oh there you go oh oh okay wow7890.05.199
dallas7892.963.119
yeah7895.1992.161
that's great7896.0793.761
oh that's great don't touch the tires7897.363.6
are you like oh7899.843.6
oh [ __ ] oh boy did i stop uh you're7900.965.119
still moving kinda yeah you're going7903.445.279
what's happening7906.0792.64
you're still making it smooth7909.044.559
bring it home baby come on7911.444.32
bring it home7913.5993.361
almost7915.762.72
there you go7916.963.44
who's home7918.482.639
yeah7920.41.6
yeah7921.1193.761
doraleous is home you did it yeah what's7922.05.76
up that is great7924.884.48
well done sir7927.763.919
thank you how's that what's the time7929.365.2
that's my little that's what i do 10 30.7931.6793.92
i don't think we're gonna need the7934.562.48
penalty i couldn't even see straight7935.5993.241
while doing that course ladies and7937.043.92
gentlemen we have anthony from the7938.845.239
culture shock network subscribe we are7940.966.48
beginning his three-part meal course in7944.0794.401
three7947.442.0
two7948.483.28
one7949.442.32
all right come on anthony a little more7952.7194.48
speed7955.044.159
and here comes the wall the one i'm most7957.1993.52
unsure of7959.1995.241
because this is my strategy7960.7193.721
go anthony go7970.484.0
neebs you got this huh yeah i i feel7972.1596.361
like it's kind of a chewing7974.484.04
very very nicely what's the time where7991.6794.0
you're at nine minutes and 30 seconds no7993.523.92
all right i'm sorry one one minute 497995.6793.04
seconds okay there we go ladies and7997.443.04
gentlemen anthony from culture shock on7998.7195.041
the second attempt or second uh tier8000.485.04
yeah the course sure all right here's8003.764.08
the here's my front8005.524.8
oh yeah well done all right that's nice8007.844.239
so there's a method to getting down to8010.324.08
the blocks and it all stems from those8012.0794.56
tires i hope it it involves that last8014.44.56
technique it kind of does actually i'm8016.6393.52
right above8018.962.4
this thing8020.1592.641
and then i need to get down to its level8021.364.48
are you gonna are you serious8022.83.04
jeez8026.1592.401
it worked okay anthony you knew you were8028.85.919
up against grown men in this right8031.043.679
it actually worked a lot better8035.5993.04
something's wrong with the angle where'd8037.362.879
it go i don't feel so bad right now8038.6393.761
that's okay no i i'm glad you're part of8040.2394.161
the competition8042.43.92
oh boy there it goes8044.44.56
i got this you're at 405. just gently8046.326.399
get up there and then pass out until it8048.963.759
oh who's got him don't come on easy8060.884.16
you're gonna throw up careful okay we8062.964.0
got it we got it8065.045.039
yes don't oh [ __ ]8066.966.239
how is that ever going to work8070.0795.841
so you had a change in your design well8073.1994.88
i put a horn on and then i deleted my8075.923.92
seat and it caused my entire front end8078.0794.56
to go all wonky8079.842.799
yeah i did it it's in there i got one8087.6797.161
okay8091.843.0
i don't know how to help you8098.883.279
you're going to skip this part so this8100.43.44
entire car was designed for this for8102.1594.0
this right here because you you see when8103.845.2
it flips around what happens let's do it8106.1595.201
it's supposed to do this8109.045.28
then i do this8111.362.96
there you go8116.564.28
that was beautiful that's amazing oh my8117.847.359
god that's whoa what what 9 15. not a8120.846.44
big deal this is amazing i can't believe8125.1995.04
that this was your goal how the [ __ ]8127.285.6
does anyone okay whatever i think that's8130.2394.0
beautiful now this thing's going to fly8132.883.52
across there didn't it8134.2393.521
maybe not8136.43.12
that's8137.762.64
okay8139.523.52
there's it's going8140.43.92
uh8143.043.44
this is not [ __ ] good8144.324.0
the car is angry car does throw a8146.483.84
tantrum that's the name of the car8148.326.08
tantrum it's a 2016 tantrum8150.324.08
oh look at that that's beautiful8155.6796.721
take it home okay no i get it8159.043.36
oh you i wouldn't have done that you8163.6794.161
were moving8165.763.919
let's go ahead and put that up on a lift8167.843.359
all right what is the mission of this8169.6793.201
not hit the tires they'll explode and8171.1993.601
kill you8172.885.12
yeah there we go okay all right it's8174.88.12
gonna be a penalty congratulations 1327.8178.04.92
there's the horn that [ __ ] your world8183.1992.48
up8184.882.799
glad you got to use it8185.6794.48
ladies and gentlemen the moment you've8187.6793.761
all been waiting for because it's the8190.1593.36
last moment you've all been waiting for8191.444.48
neebs with the 2016.8193.5194.241
what's it called uh actually works8195.923.759
actually works8197.764.16
first one on the market last one on the8199.6794.481
market i love your needs with a time of8201.924.559
ten minutes something to beat8204.164.0
in the three-course meal obstacle8206.4794.24
challenge8208.162.559
three8214.242.399
two8215.4392.16
one8216.6392.8
go8217.5993.601
come on neebs8219.4394.0
neebs cheering neebs on you can do this8221.25.04
buddy neebs giving neebs the the8223.4394.721
encouragement neebs needs you got8226.244.56
everything it takes neebs says neebs has8228.164.479
everything it takes8230.84.639
okay now the number six8232.6394.0
come on8235.4393.12
come on8236.6394.401
yeah that is a nice little hand8238.5594.721
what happened it's not supposed to do8241.045.359
that almost out of time8243.285.039
if you could just clear that wall8246.3995.04
completely wow something went amiss i8248.3194.481
think both other competitors made it8251.4393.12
over without resetting so i'm pretty8252.83.519
sure you're right anthony wow what was8254.5593.521
the name of your car maybe it actually8256.3196.32
works 2016 except for this case that is8258.087.04
pretty cool though8262.6392.481
yeah what the8266.3992.481
oh yeah there you go oh man it worked8269.126.04
every time before8271.5993.561
coming with a different but same8276.164.0
approach8277.6792.481
that was really really good okay8284.244.319
how do your pincers work i mean your8286.6394.88
last pincers were impressive to say the8288.5595.92
least oh yeah i'm a pincer king8291.5195.601
are you mm-hmm8294.4796.721
let's try this little block prince pence8297.124.08
come on neebs you got this flat with the8301.3594.801
ground just like mine used to do neebs8303.765.919
knows how to treat a box8306.163.519
easy oh wow that's really up there8312.84.4
okay it doesn't matter he's going in8315.043.92
don't uh don't fall short8317.23.439
easy does it8318.964.24
okay am i good enough i'm over it oh8320.6393.92
you're way over it you're a dead center8323.23.519
right now yeah oh yep8324.5595.401
come on8326.7193.241
now what do all those tires do they8334.964.399
actually work let me see us8337.4393.361
okay8339.3596.2
we ready yep here we go8340.84.759
you should have extended that up he's on8353.6795.68
nope up yep now he's on now i'm on8356.3197.2
oh man and that is pretty oh my goodness8359.3598.32
that is so we're gonna go8363.5194.16
yes oh keep going names you're almost8370.3195.28
there yeah he's fine cause he's8373.125.199
oh man you know what8375.5994.0
yeah8378.3193.04
with a time of8379.5996.08
four minutes and 27 ish seconds8381.3597.281
he must be cheating neebs8385.6795.521
is the winner wow all right folks thanks8388.644.48
for watching our scrap mechanic8391.24.08
challenge we love you and make sure to8393.124.72
like and subscribe and uh check out8395.284.72
culture shock networks oh yeah yeah why8397.843.76
not i'm building something here it's not8400.04.16
what we are making the show about what8401.64.719
are we making the show about uh8404.165.36
death machine i'm starting8406.3193.201
okay8410.723.0
killing death machine like8421.524.72
almost like a big mouse trap right8424.04.8
i think it's whatever uh would inflict8426.248.44
pain on a player okay8428.85.88
oh just [ __ ] it all up8445.043.76
i just [ __ ] my whole thing up ah8449.686.08
it fell in on itself8453.683.12
well8455.762.96
i'll take that as a sign8456.84.48
what the [ __ ] was i thinking what i did8458.724.639
that last piece8461.283.76
it doesn't look good doraleous it's8463.3594.321
death and destruction8465.044.0
that's your killing machine oh it's8467.684.08
killing me now so death machines8469.044.56
and you know what congratulations neebs8471.763.28
you only worked on this for five and a8473.64.32
half hours well i ate8475.044.88
oh no you ate for 20. it wasn't me this8477.923.84
time i'm just saying it wasn't me then8479.923.519
there was a there was a huge setback on8481.764.88
my part as well doraleous built this8483.4395.121
oh wow that was my first that was my8486.643.52
first go that's one thing about this8488.563.919
game simon you can if you take out the8490.164.88
wrong piece there's no redoing it i work8492.4794.641
the less on mine than anybody i didn't8495.044.16
even start no halfway through i spent8497.124.16
the first hour building a delorean why8499.24.239
the [ __ ] would you do that man because8501.283.199
why not8503.4393.521
seriously you you you spent an hour not8504.4794.721
doing the challenge he spent an hour i8506.963.68
was waiting on me8509.24.32
we were we spent an hour just fixing8510.644.799
anthony's thing oh that's way after the8513.523.44
fact sorry yeah wait we're not at that8515.4393.361
part of the story yet okay so let's get8516.963.28
rolling here what are we starting this8518.83.28
was your idea you said death machine8520.243.6
nobody know what you meant so can i8522.083.04
build all kinds of stuff that doesn't8523.843.36
make any sense can i hear the nonsense8525.123.68
then of him so here's what happened8527.24.08
simon anthony was a greedy little [ __ ]8528.84.16
he was a greedy little [ __ ] and he8531.283.44
thought that oh i'm the only one playing8532.963.2
i'm gonna make something that's so big8534.723.12
that's gonna crash everything at one8536.163.36
point i added rockets and it all flipped8537.843.76
out well he had he had all these blades8539.524.56
that spun and they they interlaced into8541.64.799
each other it's an impressive facility8544.084.08
it was supposed to be like at a junkyard8546.3993.761
that big grinder that kills anything so8548.163.52
we just sat here deleting blocks for8550.163.6
like an hour and now it's a warehouse so8551.684.0
then who's gonna be actually first well8553.763.599
did you make anything8555.683.2
i made three little things afterward8557.3592.801
there's this thing let's start with this8558.883.28
stupid [ __ ] now you see this this block8560.164.08
that looks like cheese okay8562.164.48
get that cheese i'm gonna get the cheese8564.245.88
get that cheese8566.643.48
and then i got bored and i built a piano8574.563.68
okay from the last video we did vehicles8581.4394.401
and i built the 2016 tantrum and it was8583.764.08
a huge hit with everyone there wasn't so8585.844.8
i decided to make a prototype toy that8587.845.2
maybe we could sell with full moving8590.643.36
action8593.042.56
oh there's a little cute little toy8594.04.6
version8595.63.0
that's all it does christmas list do you8599.283.92
want to do yours now yeah i'm doing mine8601.683.6
thank you set us up here god i wish i8603.24.0
had a name for it8605.283.76
it looks i like the way it looks looks8607.24.8
like a frog it's a it's a frog fishy8609.044.64
kind of freaking you know what it's like8612.03.439
it's like uh what is those the mud8613.684.16
skippers yeah mud skipper so is this you8615.4393.841
right here yep right in front of you8617.843.2
right there cool this is how the death8619.284.4
machine works8621.042.64
i missed you now hold on you love some8624.3994.321
pencils always the pizza answers oh i8626.084.399
missed again you got to go over good8628.723.92
batter8630.4792.161
oh you're now you're now you're trapped8632.84.16
with this clutches watch out for my8634.963.439
tongue8636.963.04
it's not like you have much of a choice8638.3994.561
but to go on to my tongue8640.06.88
walk away can you crouch and walk away8642.963.92
i'll get back in let's pretend i8649.4393.361
couldn't do that okay you don't have8650.883.92
much of a choice but to go onto my8652.84.88
tongue what else ever could i do8654.85.28
just go on to my tongue oh i have to8657.684.88
walk in myself no just step on my tongue8660.084.88
because it can't help but walk on to the8662.564.28
tongue sweet essence of8664.963.84
oh8666.844.28
so here's what's up okay now what i8668.83.92
don't remember8671.122.56
you're not8672.722.96
oh no neebs8673.683.44
i'll get on the8675.683.28
why can't8677.125.76
this is so troubling so bad that8678.963.92
they were they're all connected too it's8685.684.4
weird what if i couldn't help but walk8687.4394.481
forward a little bit you should buy8690.084.319
scrap mechanic get so much fun to play8691.925.2
should we try again i'm being pooped it8694.3994.561
didn't even put you out everything about8697.123.76
that [ __ ] failed8698.964.16
it might work this time8700.883.92
that's all thinking about you will never8703.127.16
get out of this without needs8704.85.48
where'd you go on the floor8720.724.639
i hit the wrong button they're out of8724.04.0
order i will crouch and walk away8725.3594.481
so what that was meant to represent is8728.04.88
like the digestive system uh inside8729.844.72
feelers grinds you up and then it poops8732.884.72
you out the pooper i like it yeah do you8734.564.72
i like your vision8737.63.6
i don't like what happened but what8739.284.159
would hurt you the wheels nothing would8741.24.96
hurt you the digestive assets8743.4394.96
dummy so far anthony's winning with his8746.164.08
mousetrap yeah8748.3993.441
that's all i'm8750.243.36
oh no what's that8751.845.28
it looks great though ah8753.65.28
you you beat the mouse trap because i8757.124.72
don't know it's got me8758.882.96
ah8761.925.04
you're being chewed up and digested8764.166.239
imagine the horror inside8766.963.439
you want to see mine hell yeah let me8771.4394.321
put mine on the lip and [ __ ] off mine8773.3594.801
only works sometimes sorry8775.763.84
see i didn't understand the assignment8778.163.36
you're like death machine i have no idea8779.64.08
what it was it was meant to be a wide8781.524.08
open kind of like use your noggin it was8783.683.84
very vague very vague okay that was the8785.63.92
point well this looks what i made it8787.524.4
kills people and digests them what does8789.525.6
yours do it kills you perfect so someone8791.925.04
hit the button over there oh here we go8795.124.239
three two one press8796.965.28
oh wow that hurt8799.3594.96
ah [ __ ]8802.244.6
oh no i'm on fire8804.3194.321
oh8806.845.16
see this is great what's happening no8808.647.28
i'm not quite dead yet oh no oh8812.05.2
angrily8815.923.84
nobody likes that8817.26.4
oh god whoa i just got hit in that8819.765.84
direction see what it doesn't work every8823.64.64
time hit it go8825.64.48
oh geez8828.246.92
oh wow who does that oh8830.085.08
crazy for the first time8836.243.84
okay8838.643.04
hit it go8840.086.56
oh oh [ __ ] oh oh hell no ah the death8841.689.08
penalty i'm being burned8846.644.12
oh no the angry horn8852.648.08
it's a traffic simulator this is awful8856.166.48
oh my heavens8860.725.84
goodness oh come on what's next8862.646.24
not much and this doesn't work either8866.565.12
what the [ __ ] is that oh8868.886.72
oh wow that was great but seriously uh8871.685.36
the delorean oh you want to see the8875.64.24
delorean yeah8877.042.8
oh [ __ ] like it's pimping it wasn't8880.964.88
worth the time it took to build it8883.64.96
what year is it 1.21 gigawatts that's8885.845.04
not a year8888.564.48
that's8890.882.16
roads where we're going we don't we need8904.564.96
we need the roads we need the roads doc8907.4395.201
great scott marty8909.524.08
all right8912.643.36
we need roads it looks like you guys8913.67.08
went into the past cause8916.04.68
i've got you now8922.03.04
pop out marty oh nice whoa8925.685.0
death machine8935.123.199
go8936.563.52
oh8938.3194.0
okay ow8940.083.76
how we8942.3193.521
how would you like to be burned wouldn't8943.844.8
like it follow the sign8945.844.96
cue death machine go8948.645.36
going smack smack that was a good smack8950.85.12
smack very different than the others8954.03.84
yeah this is a that was oh this looks8955.924.88
strong oh look at that nice push oh man8957.845.2
okay8960.82.24
get in there chair out of here sucker8974.4796.481
yeah that's what's up8977.3593.601
you did so that's how that works8981.924.439
is8995.763.0
tuesday monday thursday9030.886.08
what's today today's tuesday saturday9034.3995.281
tuesday monday doraleous is confusing me9036.965.68
what are you doing trucks engines trucks9039.684.799
you guys will never guess what today's9042.643.04
video is about9044.4795.601
never guess hemi engine torque9045.684.4
what do you think we're doing in today's9056.82.4
video9057.925.84
kitchenettes nope mining rocks9059.24.56
sunday monday tuesday9065.64.4
january9068.083.84
all right get the building you get to9070.04.92
build9071.923.0
so we've been building for how long9082.884.479
whoa you know what three days no not9084.884.4
that long i always say i was proud of9087.3594.08
you because we've had last one was like9089.284.159
five hours i remember when we started9091.4394.0
talking we said something like make sure9093.4393.841
you don't use too many shots wait you9095.4393.521
said that you said that are we gonna get9097.283.76
this [ __ ] storm rolling or what oh it's9098.964.16
a [ __ ] storm look at it is that a window9101.044.16
yeah they look really cool so i put them9103.123.92
all over the place that's new and uh9105.24.96
dallas used glass i went glass9107.046.48
most monster trucks are made of glass9110.165.36
i wanted to keep things all real yeah9113.523.839
it's interesting i don't like the way9115.523.28
the glass looks i don't like your9117.3593.841
opinion wow is there a competition here9118.83.76
what's going on you know it's monster9121.24.48
trucks who can jump over this rock oh9122.567.839
you lose so far nope next time9125.686.0
what a great9130.3993.441
like episode thanks for watching9131.684.32
everybody fellas show us your truck9133.844.4
there's there's track well there it is9136.04.16
okay all right i'll get in there's only9138.243.52
one way to get in your shocks don't work9140.163.44
either no because it's too heavy you9141.763.36
want to do this sunday sunday sunday9143.65.04
real quick sunday sunday sunday9145.125.6
that's [ __ ] i never said i was good at9148.645.52
that sunday sunday9150.724.639
you're gonna give us a tour of your trip9154.163.36
or not get out of my way please9155.3593.921
okay i got in it how do you get out of9157.523.839
it9159.282.079
what's interesting is like when you do9165.523.04
the monster truck thing it comes down to9166.84.0
the tire how you do the tires because9168.564.24
you can't have bigger tires than the big9170.83.44
tires we all use and you went with9172.83.92
square tires9174.245.84
i did i did i did too you're elias9176.724.88
miner roundish aren't they here's a9180.084.239
roundish all right so for me as a viewer9181.64.0
i want to see9184.3193.841
i don't want to necessarily know how you9185.64.96
built it i want to see it work come look9188.164.48
at mine because i'm laggy this is the9190.564.56
only thing that it actually does semi9192.645.36
okay okay at the back neebs i'm okay9195.125.279
with that button dude next time9198.04.08
oh that's how you get it hang on i'm9200.3993.04
dragging this to that wow that's what9202.082.88
you wanted to show us yeah well it's the9203.4392.96
only thing9204.964.0
open the door it's a piece of [ __ ] neebs9206.3994.801
show us your vehicle mine i modeled9208.964.32
after the gravedigger all right9211.24.0
yeah it looks like a puppy oh there's a9213.284.24
huja being a puppy9215.24.88
looks like a nose who's your bosu9217.524.56
freckles oh they like when you scratch9220.083.12
under the chin9222.083.44
all right and i got the flag in the back9223.25.04
nice hey look at you you are you're the9225.525.44
best you went she is he's a smart guy so9228.244.32
that means you're going to go last9230.963.359
because you're going to show us up and9232.564.0
uh give us a what for yes9234.3194.401
as they say we have a obstacle course to9236.564.48
get across yeah then we have a9238.723.599
you have to pull something see how9241.042.8
strong your shoes get a ramp that's9242.3193.281
where the ramp i'm dying to hear that9243.843.44
information yeah there we are i'm gonna9245.63.04
go first9247.285.76
oh i jumped it wow thank you yeah sunday9248.647.04
obstacle course come buy your ticket now9253.044.399
it covers the whole seat but you'll only9255.684.32
need the edge is that what they say9257.4394.561
that's pretty much the best time so you9260.03.439
have been the one good yeah it was good9262.03.28
yeah it was much better9263.4393.201
thank you thank you9265.285.68
you ready yeah all right here we go wait9266.644.32
okay don't go for that rock was there9281.123.92
another area of the course that you put9283.23.92
all your focus on instead of this part9285.043.92
that happens sometimes you like develop9287.126.239
everything for the ramp no i just yeah9288.964.399
the ramp is my9293.63.839
i'm so scared about the ram9295.4394.401
okay so you thought this would be easy9297.4396.401
yeah here we go here we go here we go9299.844.0
really supporting the rock stuck on the9306.563.52
tires what's happening9308.3993.361
come on come on this shouldn't be9310.083.6
physically possible9311.763.36
why are your wheels turn like that i9313.683.52
don't know i don't like that yeah9315.123.76
there we go9317.23.199
okay there we go it's nothing look at9318.883.76
this it's not the bees9320.3993.841
except the tire9322.643.12
kind of owned me a little bit but is9324.244.0
that a design oh is that part of it oh9325.764.719
it's very easy you were performing9328.244.88
swimmingly9330.4792.641
if i could just9333.283.92
look at this you're doing it why don't9335.24.239
why are they doing that up front um9337.23.76
that's a weird9339.4393.281
thing oh no you literally no we don't9340.963.6
want to do that come on9342.724.719
no it's okay oh okay9344.564.56
so it's almost like it's almost like9347.4393.441
there's not even an obstacle because of9349.123.359
how much i'm9350.883.519
right traversing the terrain the9352.4795.681
vehicle's its own obstacle yeah this is9354.3995.361
dare we say painful9358.164.0
oh yeah9359.764.08
i appreciate it i'm gonna use that rock9362.165.96
to my advantage oh look at this9363.844.28
look at the flare guys yeah very nice9371.044.24
look at that oh wow look at that9373.3593.921
could you can i can i go yeah you're9375.283.68
ready let's go and he's off with the9377.283.44
buttons yeah you do whatever you want to9378.964.399
do friend he's pulling oh you're doing a9380.724.24
real camera angles9383.3593.921
what are you doing here we go man this9384.963.92
piece of [ __ ]9387.284.0
look at this thing huh9388.884.16
that's a real gem right there where's9391.283.44
the player anthony if you guys want to9393.044.319
go grab dinner whatever welcome mats are9394.727.759
gone can carry on yes and we're off9397.3595.12
holy [ __ ]9403.045.12
would you imagine yeah9404.86.36
dean9408.163.0
it's like when you stare at the moon and9412.883.439
you're like is it moving9414.4794.321
there you go it's a clear path this is9416.3195.201
unbelievable9418.82.72
i mean i i have a sandwich i'm going to9421.64.0
be eating soon oh can you remove that9423.64.799
other mat please9425.62.799
tell us more about this sandwich simon9428.85.36
15-minute warning folks9430.723.44
yeah all right yes9435.685.52
all right like yes yes yes yes yes yes9438.166.319
yes yes here we go9441.23.279
come on baby9445.63.68
oh9447.042.24
you son of a [ __ ] come on still there9449.64.24
i've been disappointed on every single9451.844.479
heat so far9453.844.96
that was [ __ ] beautiful9456.3195.361
that was very good thank god they call9458.84.88
that i believe the kids call that mad9461.684.4
air they call it persistence i call that9463.684.32
redemption9466.083.92
i gave the car a soft pink underbelly9468.03.76
because it's what weighs it down i don't9470.03.68
okay white is pink because it's weighing9471.763.84
down because it's a pink underbelly it9473.683.04
doesn't make any sense i don't9475.62.64
understand what the weight why the9476.724.24
weight oh because it was flipping over9478.244.48
because why would you make it pink is9480.964.72
pink heavier no but it it goes away9482.725.28
under belly reference underbelly9485.683.84
everybody knows pink's the heaviest9488.03.04
color right it's like but you made it9489.523.12
sound like i made it pink because it9491.043.439
needs to be heavy and the number seven9492.643.679
is the sleepiest right9494.4794.88
right anthony show us how it's done9496.3194.401
let's look at something that does work9499.3593.281
before we get to everything else9500.724.48
nobody cares here we go9502.645.2
anthony from culture shock is off the9505.26.239
first heat of debris clutter wow9507.845.92
so far you're killing it okay you're9511.4395.521
doing well killing this okay well holy9513.765.36
[ __ ] some people get lucky don't they9516.964.399
wow that was amazing it was slightly9519.124.0
better than doraleous you know let's9521.3593.521
just build a little a little arm let's9523.123.199
do that i'm gonna let you build it so9524.883.04
you can't blame me yeah use the9526.3193.601
underbelly yeah make it a pink so it's9527.924.32
heavier9529.922.32
oh boy9536.3194.881
all right making adjustments adjustments9538.3196.16
i might get a wrap for dinner9541.25.279
what kind of wrap like a cheesesteak9544.4794.401
supreme these aren't too bad9546.4793.681
they're a little warm aren't they the9548.883.599
new fries at uncle louie's are the like9550.164.88
it's a it's a full potato potato i9552.4794.561
haven't had those so you see the skin on9555.043.92
them yeah they they take a potato and9557.044.24
they got the thing in it yeah9558.964.72
i like it9561.282.4
i've been making uh my own sweet potato9563.923.2
fries9566.163.44
a lot lately yeah yeah how do you cut9567.125.12
them hey9569.62.64
congratulations did you go on the9572.83.12
outside of it ladies and gentlemen the9574.3193.441
last heat of the competition monster9575.923.92
trucks ramp jump jump9577.764.639
anthony from culture shock with all of9579.845.28
his thrusters9582.3992.721
and super heavy pink belly9585.526.04
oh wow9588.3193.241
very good if i do that bad9594.644.48
this video is going to be because9597.684.4
they're so close theirs was both so bad9599.125.44
yeah eat your sandwich9602.084.72
okay now everybody's hearing [ __ ]9604.564.48
bread mouth from you hey my bird mouth i9606.85.599
like it sunday sunday sunshine guys now9609.045.2
it's finally sunday and we're here for9612.3994.481
the big main event are you ready what9614.245.44
where neebs will take his grave digger9616.884.72
truck through the obstacle court and9619.684.96
pull the big block thingy and up around9621.64.799
this is gonna be great it's gonna be9624.644.799
great doraleous australia9626.3993.04
so you wanted to go over that boulder9630.964.32
for some reason huh not necessary but9632.564.799
okay9635.283.36
stay on the course all right he goes9637.3593.04
over everything oh he's doing good all9638.643.12
right not bad9640.3994.161
that's a beast all right means grave9641.763.92
digger9644.564.12
go9645.683.0
oh wow9648.723.2
huh hey man9650.3994.801
that's doing well wow come on slow as9651.925.68
that is it's the fastest by far look at9655.24.4
these already past the line hey and look9657.65.12
at this if not hello9659.63.12
heat of the challenge the monster truck9675.285.199
red9678.082.399
here we go9680.83.679
come on baby9682.885.16
come on baby9684.4793.561
hey noobs do you know what megazord is9702.4794.401
no9706.02.08
mather9706.882.96
neither you know what me there is me9708.084.64
there is a combination of me and neither9709.844.559
in one word and just like that word9712.723.36
megazord is a combination of a bunch of9714.3993.841
little robots it made a big robot it9716.086.08
sounds like a name given to a children's9718.245.04
show9722.162.96
creature yes which now they're9723.283.44
exploiting 20 years later in a big9725.123.84
budget movie who would do that uh9726.724.08
teenage ninja turtles transformers your9728.964.08
favorite movies this that that we're9730.84.4
relying on you anthony dorales and i9733.044.16
don't know what megazord is let's build9735.24.08
it9737.22.08
this robot will be the biggest robot9744.644.24
we've ever built it'll have three9746.563.36
control9748.883.36
stations so we can all operate it it's9749.924.16
gonna be mega9752.244.56
yeah zord all right we gotta get started9754.083.92
here yeah9756.82.72
the logistics here we have to make the9758.02.96
midsection first we need the flattest9759.525.32
piece of ground we can find9760.963.88
you want to see what we built this is my9780.963.12
child yeah i want to show you show us9782.3994.241
what we built9784.082.56
wow that's great look how big it is9786.84.08
oh my god that's my childhood it's right9791.284.8
there now let me ask you a question are9794.164.72
those testicles no those are motors i'm9796.086.319
impressed with us we did good9798.885.2
i love it9802.3994.161
yourself we do good great9804.085.12
scratch very good good good yeah9806.564.96
so anthony if this was an episode of9809.23.92
power rangers that's what this is from9811.523.28
power rangers yes power rangers how9813.123.44
would the show go the power rangers go9814.83.04
fight like little villains like a little9816.562.799
guy will attack the city and they gotta9817.845.439
stop him a little guy yeah like this one9819.3595.441
oh9823.2792.641
what9824.85.28
dr last minute villain i will destroy9825.926.32
you9830.082.16
no you won't how what will we do how's9832.84.479
that what do we do then what time is it9834.83.36
it's9837.2795.04
power ranging time no it's about 4 259838.166.72
no it's morphing time9842.3193.921
time9844.883.28
to fight that little thing yeah well9846.243.44
technically we fight him without9848.162.8
transforming for some reason because we9849.682.88
gotta pat out the episode so watch let's9850.964.08
get our ass kicked by him oh he's9852.564.28
hurting9855.044.96
oh tough oh my goodness oh no why can't9856.845.08
you not beat him9860.04.399
maybe we should bite him swing our9861.925.359
hammers maybe it's time to morph knees9864.3994.481
why don't you just say it's morphin time9867.2794.08
do we not beat him first no the9868.884.399
a little guy we never beat well he beats9871.3594.321
us first then we get bigger then we beat9873.2794.561
him or to beat him to be better9875.683.84
and beat him and then we get big copy9877.843.76
that yep hey i'll cut all that out so if9879.524.48
we can't beat this guy we need it's what9881.64.24
time he's easy to beat look you don't9884.04.319
stop talking down pretty easy i'm gonna9885.843.84
cut that out too yeah that's about it9888.3194.16
but what time is it neebs9889.687.12
it's morphing time9892.4794.321
blonde girl9896.884.399
blonde girl9899.524.64
micro penis no do elf boy you [ __ ] head9901.2796.801
grown man elf boy wombat9904.166.64
hedgehog earthworm9908.085.44
well balanced meal9910.85.36
coming together as a team9913.525.6
to bring down dr last minute evil9916.165.92
friendship shall prevail over all i'm9919.125.279
fond of pickles after this let's go9922.086.8
skydiving out of a plane we are the9924.3994.481
you just said more yeah morph means we9936.723.84
put our suits on that's not morphing9938.883.84
that's putting suits on i mean it's9940.563.68
changing clothes but it's morphing it's9942.722.88
the show that's not [ __ ] morphing9944.242.48
this news you've got to come over here9945.63.28
and morphing him do you get morphed9946.724.4
every morning before you go to school i9948.884.479
got up and morphed i went to work9951.124.08
what the [ __ ] is it all right listen9953.3593.361
look here when i went to the gym i had9955.23.04
to morph before i could work out all9956.723.52
right look here here's how what happens9958.246.48
we morph how we win we won we9960.246.4
take that person9964.725.12
all we had to do was change our clothes9966.645.679
we're tougher with spandex that's it oh9969.844.96
my god yeah so it's over we beat him no9972.3195.841
all right then thanks from the moon9974.86.8
comes a thing that makes him big9978.165.36
i didn't write it well did so he didn't9981.63.44
morph what what do you call that then9983.523.12
does he change his clothes9985.043.2
he's he's growing this would be the9986.644.56
villain saying this but steph make my9988.246.0
monster grow9991.23.04
he oh significantly more dangerous now9997.3594.96
what are we ever gonna do holy [ __ ] well10000.04.24
we already changed our clothes so let's10002.3194.16
just beat him down10004.243.44
we got you10006.4794.561
yeah get him teamwork10007.685.36
it's not working we didn't think this10011.044.64
through oh i don't know if we can win10013.044.8
is this show still on the air maybe we10015.684.24
should call in the megazord why didn't10017.844.16
we do that from the get-go because of10019.924.72
run times on television get into your10022.05.04
[ __ ] big thing so we can see what10024.644.16
interesting things look like play the10027.044.319
silly flute10028.82.559
god i want to punch you in the [ __ ] i10031.842.8
want to hurt them that's when they come10033.2793.521
i want to hurt you good i swear10034.644.88
why do you watch this10036.85.12
so now we more for real now we get in10039.524.4
our megazord this is what i've been10041.923.92
waiting for this is what everyone waits10043.923.04
for that's why they put it at the end of10045.843.12
the episode i'm gonna get in the chest10046.964.56
cavity i'm gonna get in the head i'm10048.965.84
also gonna get in the chest cavity10051.526.16
who shut my door10054.82.88
i swear to god if you lose to this10058.3194.96
[ __ ] monstrosity10060.4794.96
there's going to be a big [ __ ] issue10063.2794.08
chest cavity go10065.4394.801
i'm in you can shut the10067.3593.92
wings10070.242.56
head10071.2794.561
go close head10072.86.08
head closed ready we're morphing10075.845.599
oh now we're morphing that's morphing i10078.883.84
mean into something i don't know that's10081.4392.96
more look at this10082.723.36
morphing10084.3994.801
yeah i love morphing there's no way10086.085.84
you're gonna win uh-uh10089.24.48
i have a shield10091.925.8
man that this is10093.684.04
it's too bad the so far the video blows10098.724.24
and too bad the little versions in the10101.2795.601
background it ruins the realism yeah10102.966.319
what we don't have the budget and look10106.884.16
there's a brown block that's not painted10109.2794.961
right in the middle of our forehead10111.043.2
there is gold needs gaming rangers10115.26.72
goldeebs gaming rangers10118.85.76
don't need10121.922.64
seriously that the bad guy's being very10133.124.8
patient right now yeah doctor last10135.125.359
minute evil we'll be there in a sec10137.925.439
chicken working pretty good chicken10140.4795.441
doctor fight minute man yeah10143.3594.641
i don't know why you're not moving evil10145.924.88
stick guys thinking you yeah we're not10148.05.8
scared10150.83.0
come on ram10164.3994.161
prepare for defeat no name villain10166.166.56
uppercut yeah you're gonna lose10168.564.16
push shield attack10172.964.16
in your face10175.63.92
dr birdpants10177.125.04
you thought you could win10179.524.959
but you could not10182.164.319
he might win you didn't know our back10184.4794.721
door opened10186.4792.721
sword chop10190.3995.841
epic sword10193.3595.761
there you go take that oh perfect10196.244.239
landing10199.125.44
well executed doraleous ranger10200.4796.481
yes i'm not sure we can bring this thing10204.564.24
down you've got to bring it down don't10206.963.04
think about it10208.84.16
full thrusters oh you're going to fail10210.04.72
you're failing10212.963.68
you're going to lose i knew it10214.724.08
you're going to lose come on go you're10216.644.639
going to lose10218.82.479
look at you you [ __ ] look at you10221.685.2
you [ __ ] lost10224.05.92
never give up team10226.885.92
we got back up oh10229.925.12
oh and you've cheated by making your10232.85.599
opponent very weak we morphed again10235.045.279
sometimes you need to cheat to save the10238.3994.401
world simon what whatever10240.3194.881
look at this you failed again you failed10242.83.599
again10245.22.56
[ __ ] you10246.3994.361
guys10247.763.0
i have a shield we attacked his ankles10251.65.28
with our power hammers i bet you 5010254.3995.521
bucks you don't reach them10256.883.04
there you [ __ ] know10260.883.12
i have a shield10265.843.68
leave the shield down it keeps10267.923.439
ruining everything10269.522.799
no no10271.3592.801
okay you got this you got it right it's10272.3193.521
gonna happen10274.163.36
this is for you that sword swing is10275.843.519
going to make us fall over10277.524.959
no come on baby come on i'm just ready10279.3594.881
to strike10282.4794.161
come on here we go please guys we got10284.244.56
this10286.642.16
you never had a chance evil bad person10289.4395.04
man that's right evil10292.163.52
if you10294.4792.401
attack10295.683.92
scrap mechanic world these gaming10296.887.36
rangers are there to bring justice10299.64.64
if we can stand10304.3192.96
your10316.725.84
ancestors sure everybody does push-ups10318.846.439
thanks for watching10322.562.719
a daily workout regimen is recommended10325.684.56
that's a pretty good push-up that is a10328.4793.441
good push-up10330.244.56
wow look at that10331.927.08
look at one arm yeah10334.84.2
rangers10374.4793.0
abstro nice to have you hey kinda back10389.684.639
i'm just here drinking beer we've missed10392.4794.081
your kisses oh i've missed giving kid10394.3194.241
and we're off it's pretty comfy right10396.562.96
there this vehicle i like that10398.563.04
suspension design it looks like a comfy10399.524.0
seat neebs this is going to be a little10401.64.08
bit of a different episode and i'm going10403.524.799
to categorize it as prototypes we tried10405.685.12
some [ __ ] uh anthony and i did10408.3196.921
look at this hey guys we're here10410.84.44
should we start here or it's your call10420.083.199
this is your world right now why don't10422.02.72
we go through some of the crappy things10423.2793.12
that didn't quite pan out so this was a10424.723.04
track that i was going to have a thing10426.3993.121
to ride around on10427.763.12
it didn't work out what happened it10429.522.879
still works it's a walking track doesn't10430.884.24
it you guys could race10432.3992.721
you guys can get sued i'm on lap five10436.04.72
already i made a conveyor belt that10438.4794.0
moves tires10440.724.48
oh you were gonna get sued by michelin10442.4794.8
there goes the time10445.24.079
this is the lawsuit episode10447.2793.521
i mean that's a real conveyor belt yeah10449.2793.04
it works pretty smoothly it'll take a10450.84.4
tire but will it take neebs oh yes give10452.3194.801
me a high five10455.22.8
yeah10457.122.319
now when we start our sweatshop this is10458.03.04
gonna come in handy this totally didn't10459.4394.081
work out10461.042.48
yep that's not walking no there's10463.763.04
nothing about that worked over here i10465.124.159
was gonna create this uh walking machine10466.83.92
we know you're good at walking machines10469.2794.401
ready so it does this it goes10470.724.16
one10473.683.28
but then the idea was to make it go over10474.884.0
again except the other side is like10476.963.84
seven billion pounds yes and so i never10478.883.439
figured that part out well you made it10480.83.12
why not just make this lighter billion10482.3193.281
pounds all right moving on scrap10483.923.359
mechanic totally doesn't do gears very10485.64.4
well let me tell you that10487.2794.16
yep nope10490.03.68
i think we learned that uh in the10491.4393.84
killing machine it's actually working10493.682.96
way better than i think for effort10495.2793.361
though yeah i like that keep doing that10496.643.92
oh yeah oh my god there we go now we're10498.643.839
getting down there killer so working10500.564.48
things oh that was all the failed okay10502.4794.081
yeah now we'll do the good stuff all10505.043.439
right now show us the reason first off10506.563.759
yeah i just jumped that rock everybody i10508.4794.0
like the looks of that man yeah it's10510.3194.16
very construction equipment or some type10512.4794.241
of traffic but it does have a cool look10514.4794.081
to it yeah it's digging on it it has10516.723.28
this different suspension system where10518.563.919
the tires are free from the other thing10520.04.16
and then these shocks are just pressing10522.4792.561
down10524.162.239
on the tires all right knees take it10525.044.64
forward let me just take it for a spin10526.3995.201
nice man i feel i'm a little insecure10529.684.0
about my vehicles oh it's okay i'm sure10531.63.679
you tried is it okay10533.682.799
there you go10535.2793.841
oh oh oh this10536.4795.121
is a hovercraft10539.124.64
it stands up on its own it can be parked10541.63.839
and then when you're ready to go oh god10543.764.559
yeah you really showed me up10545.4395.281
there you go little hovercraft with10548.3194.721
sensors you use sensors on it10550.723.92
sensors10553.043.359
damn it anthony it still needs to be10554.642.88
tuned it does bounce a little yeah it10556.3993.761
looks like a bumpy ride for sure well if10557.524.32
i if i let it sit i think it eventually10560.164.319
kind of evens out it's impressive all10561.843.76
right it is pretty cool check this out10564.4793.361
that is cool yeah i like the kickstand10565.64.32
parking jobs wonderful10567.843.599
but this hovercraft i think turned out a10569.925.92
lot better same idea it parks itself but10571.4394.401
this one's much more smooth10576.243.84
much more stable10578.563.6
much more able to get around you sure10580.084.399
about that so it's got a pretty stable10582.165.44
hover yeah yeah yeah that's that's nice10584.4796.081
see if you can climb over this thing10587.64.24
huh10590.563.12
maybe10591.844.08
oh you you you own you owned it these10593.683.36
probably aren't the best thing for10595.922.399
climbing but10597.042.72
knowing that's not what they were made10598.3193.201
for but he's going to try it thank you10599.763.76
neebs he's here to try okay i'm taking10601.523.52
this with me10603.524.24
it's mine and the tree they're all mine10605.044.48
stop climbing things neebs please i10607.762.88
wasn't looking10609.523.36
i don't like that10610.644.24
yeah you should be looking okay i kind10612.884.24
of went where i wanted to sweet10614.883.84
it kind of went where i wanted to check10617.122.72
it out10618.722.96
that'll sell it it kind of goes where10619.843.92
you want it to is that your stuff yeah10621.684.16
that's it yeah impressive anthony i'm10623.763.599
i'm very impressed neebs go ahead and10625.845.92
hop in the uh the green uh thing okay10627.3594.401
wow so it's kind of a slider oh yeah10632.83.599
it's not a hovercraft it just slides10634.644.08
looks kind of very efficient things10636.3994.401
pretty fun it's not bad it's got this10638.724.96
nice little like a drifter10640.86.96
you got to think ahead five seconds okay10643.684.08
nice fancy flip10649.3592.96
okay so there's that why don't you just10651.043.8
go ahead and jump in this thing this one10652.3194.641
yeah initially i was going to try to10654.844.36
make a motorcycle10656.963.6
oh that's more like a tractor that's a10659.23.84
piece of [ __ ] take it to the cornfield10660.565.04
i'm gonna go plow some corn well it10663.044.72
steers like a dream too doesn't it yeah10665.64.08
i like the turning turning in the middle10667.764.32
that's a good design yeah no crops this10669.685.12
year kids put it down in the [ __ ] pit i10672.084.72
i'm absolutely intrigued by that yes all10674.83.92
right hit i think you hit one to kind of10676.84.8
get it going all right10678.724.88
oh my god now just drive it like you10681.63.28
drive anything10683.62.64
okay10684.882.96
so it's like that's all it does it's10686.242.8
like but10687.843.76
those tires would be what do they do10689.043.92
well every now and then they'll grab10691.62.32
something10692.962.479
and they were supposed to go the same10693.923.92
way i don't know why it all altered10695.4393.681
why do you always have to drive over10697.843.36
ship like there you go10699.124.72
it's a lot i got you grab it grab it10701.24.64
grab the tires grab the tires they don't10703.844.0
really spin the right way no they don't10705.842.8
but10707.841.92
dude10708.643.12
yep come on you got this you got it this10709.763.76
is going to change everything doraleous10711.763.04
yeah10713.523.2
you owned it now we can finally navigate10714.83.84
this way your average car could not make10716.724.24
it over that my gravedigger truck could10718.644.24
huh i just like the way it looks i know10720.964.24
it's stupid go ahead what's this box ooh10722.884.64
i like this what is it it's a present10725.24.239
yeah is it doraleous10727.524.48
it's a mix wait we see you10729.4395.121
is it a peep show10732.03.92
what's that go ahead and hop in there10734.565.48
rigged ready yep one10735.924.12
it'll get in there it'll get there10740.3195.361
yeah now the other one10742.563.12
doraleous10747.24.0
that's impressive that's actually really10749.123.76
good i can't go over anything the other10751.23.44
box house vehicle10752.883.36
i made was so much better than this and10754.643.679
then that server crashed this thing10756.243.52
could use some tweaking but you know10758.3193.441
what if you open the back door i can hop10759.764.16
inside all right now go ahead and now10761.763.599
well now i want to see it actually10763.923.2
closed yeah always so you can help10765.3593.681
people with you you can carry uh10767.123.6
illegals across the border the beautiful10769.043.2
thing is when the cops come or the10770.723.52
border patrol you can turn back into an10772.244.72
unassumed blue box that's right they'll10774.244.56
be like where do mexicans at they can't10776.965.479
be in that blue box10778.83.639
i got to say that's my favorite so far10787.2794.321
that is my absolute favorite so far10789.763.84
stairs yeah why not stairs of doom oh10791.65.96
there's a button oh10793.63.96
check this out ready for the boots10805.24.04
nice10815.4392.321
yeah i'm feeling it i'm feeling it10819.123.359
then take it to the back he got a hammer10837.4394.401
in his hand bag on his back blonde hair10839.524.64
and a thing on his head it protects10841.844.479
sweat from getting in his eyeballs let's10844.164.159
head over to the other server go ahead10846.3193.761
and try the hovercraft first napes10848.3193.601
because what you're on as simple as it10850.083.6
is is something i'd like to dabble in in10851.924.24
the future10853.682.48
hey10857.122.239
okay10858.3992.481
it's like a good way to set your grass10859.3593.601
on fire10860.884.16
you leave a trail for sure mine's very10862.963.359
bumpy so i'll give you that it's very10865.042.8
smooth along with it it just barely10866.3193.441
comes off the ground just enough let's10867.844.16
see if i can go over here and back10869.764.24
okay be the test why don't we turn you10872.03.52
up a little bit let's try to get you to10874.03.52
jump this the ramps right here10875.523.6
it's really hard to turn in this thing10877.524.16
yeah i know oh boy10879.125.76
shall we scrap it10881.683.2
oh here we go here we go full 360. come10890.725.0
on10892.723.0
yeah what's this giant platform with10898.83.679
morocco it's something i think could be10900.83.44
a future episode i've been talking about10902.4793.84
this this is the prototype obviously10904.243.039
this is10906.3192.96
hover base one the glass10907.2794.241
base cover base hoverbase one i've not10909.2794.16
tried this with two people now my goal10911.523.28
this just goes in the air and then it10913.4393.441
hovers in one spot okay just because you10914.83.76
write hoverbase one on it doesn't make10916.884.32
it a base it [ __ ] does my goal maybe10918.565.04
is um once we're in the air10921.24.159
let's get us up there ready okay let's10923.63.759
see how do i yeah i want to see this10925.3595.04
um going into the air and stay10927.3594.721
so we got those going this thing's going10930.3993.681
to flip and kill them all10932.085.12
oh here we go we're flying we're stable10934.084.96
hoverbase one is10937.24.56
taking flight10939.042.72
oh i fell through the oh no i'm up here10941.843.439
okay now you're both up there here we10943.924.359
are10945.2793.0
now now we can move look at this this is10953.924.559
interesting is things actually10956.3993.681
like are you staying in the air that's10958.4793.521
what i'm saying10960.084.48
so what i want to do is make a vehicle10962.04.319
that could potentially take off from10964.563.44
this and then land back on it at some10966.3193.441
point what i want uh neeps to do is10968.03.92
throw an engine up what are you doing10969.763.599
nothing i think we want to see what10971.922.559
happens you don't want to fall down10973.3592.96
let's let you feel this first before we10974.4793.601
we'll go back up we'll go back up okay10976.3194.561
ready just do it10978.082.8
see and here's the slow rays this goes10988.164.239
up slowly10990.723.52
super slow well i've put a bunch of10992.3993.361
rockets away yeah you kind of [ __ ] the10994.243.92
whole thing i ruined it but i can get us10995.766.08
up faster right yep10998.167.72
up it's off balance now11001.844.04
i'm curious because i saw one thing oh11025.684.16
jesus what's what what one thing it was11027.844.479
like it was like a glass room oh you11029.845.84
mean the um the dr zesu underwater11032.3195.761
pod it was gonna be another hovercraft11035.683.92
but when i started putting it together11038.083.12
oh this yeah11039.63.2
that does look interesting we can11041.23.36
pretend like we're driving it we're11042.84.0
submerging please secure your oxygen11044.565.24
levels11046.83.0
walk it to the front11061.044.239
walk into the back back walk it to the11062.884.88
front front11065.2793.521
back11067.764.08
all right check it out hover base alpha11068.85.599
it's a beast and it's got two uh11071.845.76
stations to fly the top is mainly11074.3995.601
steering and balance okay and the bottom11077.64.719
is is otherwise so i think your buttons11080.04.24
are i don't have a seat seven buttons up11082.3196.04
here i have a seat okay11084.244.119
i know it's a little confusing11093.123.92
i meant to make a chart for you guys to11094.883.12
follow11097.042.64
neebs what are you doing i was putting11098.03.279
butts and buttons and [ __ ] let's get11099.682.88
this [ __ ] in the air all right you11101.2793.361
ready names i think11102.563.44
two11104.642.4
all right11106.03.04
about to head up those horns are a nice11107.044.48
addition thank you11109.044.88
if you would hit button number three11111.523.919
which button should i hit11113.923.12
let's see how the turns go look at the11115.4393.281
hat11117.042.8
and i'm helping you with a little11118.723.36
steering wheel11119.843.84
tell me which way you're turning uh i'm11122.083.199
not turning anymore captain let's turn11123.683.84
left captain turning left can i walk11125.2794.721
around oh yes you turn left off captain11127.523.839
turn left off11130.03.2
i'm not going to throw the weight off11131.3592.721
the camera11133.23.199
okay come on back up hey you can raise11134.083.76
the left-hand side if you find the right11136.3993.281
button trying six11137.843.68
there it is that's the one slipping of11139.683.92
that i'm slipping look at that raise uh11141.523.839
hit butt number11143.64.24
four five five hitting five captain11145.3594.161
bring your back in back up11147.843.36
and then turn off uh you gotta turn off11149.523.28
the other one oh turn all right six is11151.23.6
off captain six11152.83.44
is on11154.82.4
captain11156.244.64
taking a hard left captain11157.24.72
yeah11160.882.399
[ __ ]11161.923.439
turn it off captain okay11163.2794.08
the turning works pretty well turning11165.3593.761
works pretty good thank you uh just once11167.3593.04
we know the buttons we're gonna bring it11169.124.08
down and see if we can get a nice11170.3995.201
easy landing hit button three off please11173.23.52
right here11175.63.2
yep we're gonna land on a tree in a rock11176.724.0
nope turn button three off freeze off11178.83.2
captain11180.722.16
all right11182.04.0
there's a tree there dallas i know11182.886.12
okay11186.03.0
good smooth landing oh well done i'm11191.65.2
turning off buttons one11194.083.92
two11196.82.559
do i get to build something once you11198.02.8
build something that can take off from11199.3594.321
this and land on it okay okay absolutely11200.84.4
and i are going to dial this in question11203.683.12
captain go ahead isn't that going to11205.22.64
throw off the weight of the ship11206.82.72
absolutely captain do you need to write11207.843.76
it down somewhere captain number two11209.524.32
write what down what the buttons do yeah11211.65.28
i'll figure it out will ya maybe neebs11213.844.559
which how you doing over there making it11216.884.399
as light as possible do you need yeah a11218.3995.281
chart on seat number three's buttons11221.2795.521
yeah this is uh that's [ __ ] you11223.684.88
let's eat [ __ ]11226.83.76
that's neebs as an idiot look how cool11228.564.16
this looks can you connect multiple jets11230.564.32
to buttons yeah neat11232.725.44
to a button yeah you can right good look11234.884.96
what you got there what what is that you11238.163.279
know yeah that's really neat how does11239.843.76
that help on the it doesn't okay four11241.4393.761
makes the front go up four makes the11243.63.92
front go up five go makes the back go up11245.24.8
five makes the back go up and six makes11247.525.36
the left go up six makes your left go up11250.04.8
seven makes the rack go up seven makes11252.884.08
the rack go up it's got a real11254.84.0
catchy jingle doesn't it i think it's11256.964.16
very confusing let's build a box around11258.84.0
him11261.122.96
do it11262.82.639
we have to hurry11264.084.399
hurry bring us back11265.4393.04
sorry gentlemen i know this is wishful11271.3594.241
thinking uh-huh why am i in a box are11272.964.72
you in a box well that happened oh yeah11275.63.28
how'd you how that how'd you get in the11277.684.2
box11278.883.0
absurd let's do a a test flight with11294.164.56
hoverbase alpha okay we're going to try11296.3996.321
to make it around the map okay i'm11298.727.04
i'm in a bunch of tires could use11302.725.28
captain number two in his seat okay i'm11305.763.599
coming11308.03.359
here we go11309.3594.321
okay what's he needs down there hey hey11311.3593.92
what's up what's up just learning how to11313.684.0
fly this thing looking pretty smooth all11315.2794.641
right go ahead and hit one11317.683.36
one is hit11319.923.519
kill one one is kilt all right let's11321.043.68
challenge ourselves let's turn around11323.4393.04
and head back to neebs all right sounds11324.724.16
good look up in the sky nibs we're11326.4793.84
coming down11328.883.2
i see you11330.3194.241
bring it home fellas yeah11332.084.399
that's how that goes11334.563.6
that was a damn good flight doraleous11336.4793.84
you know what that's what it's all about11338.164.319
is that a weight test11340.3194.641
sure yeah11342.4792.481
that was sweet right here closer closer11347.924.8
closer up11350.4792.96
all right11352.721.84
wow11353.4393.84
very good yes yeah that's pretty good11354.563.6
all right are you going to try to11357.2793.921
explain anything to me commander myself11358.165.52
and commander apsro are the commanders11361.24.8
of hoverbase alpha commander commander11363.684.16
yep what happened to my seat what's that11366.04.08
had a seat here oh it wasn't up to code11367.844.08
this is hoverbase11370.084.399
alpha liz alpha hoverbase alpha's gonna11371.924.479
ever heard of that you heard of it yeah11374.4793.92
okay nasa11376.3995.201
and then my vehicle has to take off from11378.3995.681
hoverbase alpha yeah go back to the11381.64.64
ground i got to get ground samples on11384.084.399
this alien planet yes and then we will11386.244.8
also land because we're low on fuel no11388.4794.481
you stay in the sky okay i go to the11391.043.12
ground and come back to you i like it11392.964.319
with ground samples yeah so so we're11394.165.119
changing it all right it's it's that's11397.2793.841
what we do we change everything you'll11399.2793.441
be hearing all about this when nasa puts11401.122.4
out there11402.722.559
right okay do you see that little elf go11403.526.28
get dirt we need a uh11405.2794.521
in the last 30 seconds11416.83.12
you're not selling it simon you don't11418.243.92
sound educated enough to be like you11419.925.96
sound like a [ __ ] priest11422.163.72
just [ __ ] start to do something11439.2794.881
please janitor tower this is hoverbase11441.3594.801
alpha aren't we clear for takeoff uh11444.164.88
yeah i guess i gotta go mop three11446.163.84
two11449.041.84
one11450.03.88
launch11450.883.0
you don't have to have three on yet okay11455.24.32
oh okay i don't need three go ahead and11457.23.52
stabilize11459.523.36
okay11460.724.16
nope not that one oh boy that one not11462.883.439
that wait wait wait wait wait wait11464.883.519
you're doing it you're good11466.3194.241
i hope11468.3994.161
yeah oh yeah that's working you got that11470.562.719
[ __ ]11472.563.2
very nice work okay yeah we're talking11473.2793.841
up okay11475.763.76
neebs how you feeling feeling good11477.124.8
i tell you what man your craft sir and11479.524.799
go ahead and get us that ground sample11481.923.84
needs craft taking off for ground11484.3194.721
samples see you folks later neebs very11485.765.679
nice well done all right let's go ahead11489.046.279
and stabilize ourselves11491.4393.88
oh and there you go nice landing neebs11496.647.2
uh commander this is names i've made it11501.64.0
to the ground searching for gray on11503.844.16
samples11505.62.4
there's a lot of ground down here hmm so11508.564.879
many samples i don't know what to pick11510.963.92
interesting so there's ground on the11513.4392.401
ground11514.882.399
interesting11515.844.479
hoverbase alpha this is neebs i've found11517.2795.521
a ground sample11520.3195.361
just taking some sample of the ground11522.83.84
okay11525.684.48
okay ooh this is nice flower sample11526.645.839
nice knees returner neebs craft um11530.164.8
returning to hoverbase alpha11532.4794.081
um11534.964.16
this is gonna be tough11536.564.56
yeah this being the toughest part11539.126.08
believe in you okay here i come yeah11541.125.44
what the hell are you doing you're11545.23.279
nowhere near us11546.564.879
all right names you're gonna be fine11548.4795.521
okay almost there one's back on turn it11551.4395.361
left sir don't hit that tree commander11554.04.399
he's directly below us11556.82.639
all right11558.3993.841
stabilization11559.4392.801
he's on the other side of the map sir11563.843.12
would you like to do a complete11565.842.16
turnaround11566.964.399
uh yeah um i'm gonna hit one all right11568.05.359
let's go11571.3595.361
bring in ground samples folks11573.3595.201
uh11576.723.84
copy that commander he seems to be11578.563.919
flying around aimlessly as expected11580.564.4
commander yeah i wasn't given very long11582.4794.0
to build this thing11584.963.439
that's a new way to do it11586.4796.88
come on keep going oh you stupid trick11588.3994.96
almost there11593.764.559
ground samples stuck in a tree get out11596.05.04
get out of the tree11598.3192.721
i'm good that was part of the plan got a11604.165.04
tree sample oh boy11606.164.48
we're gonna dial this in you see him11609.22.8
doraleous i do11610.644.48
i do keep it keep it there11612.05.76
keep it there man they're steady11615.123.84
well you gotta steer them hitting the11617.762.88
wall you gotta go the other way is that11618.963.92
the wall11620.642.24
come on11627.2792.881
i think you're honest you you just let11628.2393.361
it go yeah okay i just want to be on11630.162.64
better11631.65.36
oh there you go barely on in it11632.84.16
taking it on home boys we might not have11641.4394.721
the smoothest landing but wait we can't11644.07.84
land there's a wall there oh god11646.165.68
yay11654.03.6
congratulations boys all right that11655.523.759
doesn't make any sense though i was just11657.63.839
here to get samples we made it home yeah11659.2793.921
we live here now you think any of this11661.4394.0
video made sense11663.24.32
right there [ __ ] i'm going11665.4395.04
leaves names11667.526.16
i'm leaving we're stranded buddy not me11670.4794.8
i'm out of here leave him leave him11673.684.799
behind neebs so long suckers11675.2794.561
nope this is where we're gonna make home11678.4794.88
now i'm starting my own alpha base where11679.845.599
out there somewhere11683.3595.281
as soon as i get free11685.4393.201
so long11689.124.72
suckers see you11690.843.0
later see you later11704.844.559
and dropping the lift11767.685.759
oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]11770.2394.961
where'd my ship go yeah11773.4394.081
oh boy what the hell was that man oh11775.25.199
it's up in the sky it's coming back down11777.525.36
is it really yeah yeah first interesting11780.3994.88
thing that happened there you go the11782.885.92
hell thank you god kind of in wow it was11785.2795.12
very interesting the best thing that's11788.82.88
happened so far11790.3993.521
guys guys i need help11791.685.679
absolutely yes doraleous whatever is the11793.925.439
problem i seem to have crashed on the11797.3595.92
top of the mountain oh nose no yes you11799.3596.481
hear that neebs it sounds like a rescue11803.2794.16
mission dralius what are your11805.844.08
coordinates appsro uh the top of the11807.4395.361
mountain we will build a rescue machine11809.925.359
and come get you we will actually both11812.86.32
build rescue machines it seems backwards11815.2795.761
[ __ ] [ __ ] whatever do you want to get11819.125.04
rescued sure11821.043.12
okay with the energy you take to set up11831.24.079
camp could you not make it down the11833.62.639
mountain11835.2794.08
nope there's wolves oh the wolves yeah i11836.2394.721
don't want to get eaten i forget about11839.3594.561
those wolves hang in there killer i will11840.964.72
i want mine to look good but i'm also11843.923.359
worried about weight11845.684.48
right calling me fat i don't think i can11847.2795.441
sacrifice fashion for weight on this11850.164.56
situation11852.724.4
fatty i need something to work better11854.724.4
than yours works this time because it's11857.124.8
been a while mm-hmm but i feel like this11859.125.359
isn't going to be the time why we just11861.924.399
started man you're already worried about11864.4793.201
your build11866.3193.521
it's called poor self-esteem that's what11867.684.08
it's called i should i need the simon's11869.843.92
thing turn that two blood11871.764.08
thing11873.762.08
stuck doraleous11888.3193.441
i'm coming how'd you get stuck try to11889.763.44
get on my seat i got stuck in the roof11891.764.0
in all fairness i um win the first11893.25.96
rescue mission11895.763.4
oh what do we have here it's a rescue11907.2794.721
mission yeah i'm stranded on top of the11910.085.279
mountain oh no oh board appsro but we're11912.04.72
not concerned because it's standard11915.3593.521
procedure oh is it we've been building11916.723.36
for how long11918.883.359
an hour 30 minutes11920.083.92
he's surely dead11922.2394.321
are you dead no man i found a11924.04.56
thing of cucumbers i can rescue you11926.563.679
because i have a rescue vehicle well11928.564.16
mine is the ambulance of the future11930.2395.441
but um and what a future it is i think11932.724.639
that looks great11935.685.04
thanks yeah dude oh [ __ ] you kidding me11937.3596.08
that neebs i i like your you went for a11940.724.719
helicopter but i will tell you this and11943.4394.0
i can't build anything but those the11945.4397.92
blade man who's laughing now simon11947.4395.92
look what else i got i don't know if it11954.3192.801
helps11956.03.12
gyroscope we had a comment in the last11957.125.119
video from uh tea and cakes11959.126.239
minecraft he uh said go check out snow11962.2394.24
crash11965.3593.521
who has a channel yeah and uh the guy11966.4794.8
seems like an engineer he seems sharp i11968.884.64
actually need your help11971.2794.08
you do need max i have a seat for you11973.524.719
well should i go first then sure anthony11975.3594.88
do you want to do this on my computer so11978.2393.921
i can see you driving should i make a11980.2394.401
seat for you i get to ride an ambulance11982.164.64
yeah11984.644.16
are you still painting [ __ ] well simon11986.83.28
what's going on about the blades not11988.82.8
being long enough11990.083.359
you gave him a complex i didn't you gave11991.63.92
him a complex i'm sitting on top yeah11993.4393.521
you're sitting on top you're in the11995.524.16
windshield i didn't i'm on top yes why11996.964.319
wouldn't i be in there with you because11999.684.559
i didn't plan it that way did i huh yeah12001.2794.481
all right we're in the ambulance of the12004.2393.441
future going to the ambulance of the12005.764.479
future look at this happens oh wow yeah12007.684.559
[ __ ] doesn't do anything but but i'm not12010.2392.801
gonna12012.2392.401
i'm not gonna use that i'm gonna put12013.043.279
this uh out in the field12014.643.04
come on guys12016.3193.521
so that's me on top doraleous is driving12017.684.719
me a front there12019.843.76
we're off we're going the wrong way12022.3995.121
right yep it's the wrong way12023.65.759
okay okay12027.524.0
be there in a second12029.3594.481
now you can't face it any particular way12031.524.48
no sir don't you think a rescue vehicle12033.844.08
should be able to turn it turns i just12036.03.6
uh i haven't had enough practice and i'm12037.923.6
i'm intimidated well my vehicle doesn't12039.64.16
work very well either q doesn't spin it12041.523.2
does it12043.762.88
on on the on the lift try it real quick12044.723.679
i've never tried that aim it and then12046.644.16
hit cue12048.3992.401
oh my god12052.086.319
oh my god names is a genius12054.885.84
that's what i said can you do it earlier12058.3993.201
on12060.722.32
can you do it12061.62.879
i'm betting you don't even make it to12063.043.52
that log that's laying over there shut12064.4793.84
your [ __ ] face yeah let's see what12066.564.08
happens go for it buddy12068.3195.04
i bet you ended up crashing into a tree12070.644.719
come on don't go past that lodge chances12073.3594.96
are good there's a lot of trees there12075.3594.721
all right you did good12078.3193.361
now how long are you talking about the12080.082.8
logs that are on the ground right there12081.683.44
below okay so he's past him yep he's12082.883.519
good are you sure you're heading toward12085.123.359
the damn mountain i'm gonna12086.3993.601
anthony's give me weird perspective i12088.4792.721
just want him to look forward and he's12090.02.8
like looking at [ __ ]12091.24.0
he's bird watching and stuff but where's12092.85.72
the mountain12095.23.32
yeah oh hey you can see me holy [ __ ]12100.4795.521
head that way drought doraleous i'm back12103.845.599
on your team you're doing good kid12106.03.439
oh doraleous i can see you man yes i got12109.63.6
you buddy12112.163.6
come on in here wow12113.24.8
this is shocking flies really well12115.764.719
doraleous12118.02.479
oh boy oh12122.4793.401
come on12136.965.84
oh man oh dude oh12139.2795.12
[ __ ]12142.83.84
okay12144.3992.241
could you imagine laying there in the12148.3194.401
wilderness broken legs watching this12150.084.96
watching the ambulance in the tree flail12152.723.36
around12155.043.439
go down i would go down [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]12156.085.52
oh [ __ ] oh no oh god wrong way doraleous12158.4795.041
i got it no you're good you're good12161.64.32
positive positive things12163.525.04
pretty good landing wasn't i up here12165.924.559
yeah like when i hit the tree i don't12168.562.96
remember i remember you being at the12170.4794.241
bottom hey here we go hey wow12171.524.64
oh you're screwed you can't he's not12174.722.639
gonna be able to pick you up this12176.162.4
thing's not big you want me to get out12177.3592.96
of the wheelchair yeah why would you12178.564.879
crash and then have a wheelchair12180.3195.201
can you move him let's see hey that12183.4393.361
counts12185.523.839
paramedics move people what's your hands12186.85.439
giving me kisses12189.3592.88
i'm gonna open the belly12193.843.599
right12196.564.96
oh right there that's good scoop me up12197.4394.081
wow that was awesome all right take me12204.564.24
home man it's that way we're never going12206.723.679
to make it right in the hospital12208.84.24
oh we are all right no no12210.3995.281
[ __ ] we're [ __ ] [ __ ] this isn't a very12213.044.8
good rescue doraleous i hit the wrong12215.684.16
button i don't we knew because you were12217.846.559
saying wrong button run button but12219.846.8
maybe yeah12224.3994.0
there we go that's where we use this12226.643.679
finally yeah i'm really stuck in this12228.3994.161
tree aren't i12230.3194.481
this is the shittiest rescue operation12232.563.759
i've ever seen12234.83.599
you i haven't gone yet dude you are12236.3194.241
gonna have to really [ __ ] up to even12238.3994.161
come close to this12240.564.0
because this is12242.564.96
an embarrassment12244.562.96
you're never gonna get your vehicle from12248.2395.04
there oh wait here we go boys all right12249.685.92
hey there we go12253.2793.361
oh12255.64.08
hey we made it back hey get out yeah get12256.647.52
out you're rescued i was rescued hooray12259.686.799
ambulance of the future12264.165.6
this is the 2016 uh12266.4795.92
helicopter survival12269.765.36
vehicle i am so confident it's going to12272.3994.801
do much better what do you think don't12275.123.68
expect too much what do you think it12277.24.32
doesn't fly nearly as good as dallas12278.86.32
really yeah okay but i have a backup if12281.525.44
i need them i got wheels and here's the12285.123.76
thing doraleous you are the driver of12286.964.319
the wheel the thing is i can like foil12288.883.2
his12291.2792.881
yeah a lot to live up to as you should12292.084.08
all right let's do this thing you okay12294.165.119
out there uh yeah i i i'm back in place12296.165.119
i am a crippled on the mountain and i12299.2794.16
need help now we're gonna try the flying12301.2793.12
you12303.4392.88
have a couple buttons i i kind of12304.3993.601
learned them that's up down three and12306.3194.0
four should kind of turn us you ready12308.04.479
all right balls to the wall see how fast12310.3192.96
you can12312.4793.201
right there come on okay12313.2793.921
all right neebs12315.682.48
oh12317.22.88
you're looking good12318.163.44
look at this thing12320.083.279
i'm going to try something real quick12321.63.04
really12323.3595.361
oh watch out watch out somewhere12324.646.24
we just had to check the fuel all right12328.724.24
could just drive there couldn't we12330.885.84
yeah okay taking off12332.966.24
oh boy we're crooked already yeah well12336.724.719
that's all right yeah not bad12339.23.92
actually looks like a helicopter it does12341.4393.681
look like a helicopter yes really nice12343.123.44
there you go12345.125.04
you were as good a safe sir12346.563.6
look this is a rescue mission we have12356.083.52
room for error here straighten this out12357.4394.641
remember12359.65.04
this isn't exactly well the wheels are12362.084.319
yeah we have to go i feel like this is12364.643.04
going pretty good isn't it yeah it's12366.3992.96
going down it's going good in mind yeah12367.686.12
stay right just like this12369.3594.441
you look like me now12380.643.36
yeah these are both horrible rescue12382.3992.96
operations12384.03.04
oh god do you see those the things that12385.3593.12
are supposed to pick him up you're12387.042.88
[ __ ]12388.4793.681
right there yeah we can but then it this12389.924.08
is going to involve turning up right up12392.165.119
there all right take it off from here12394.03.279
like your takeoff thrusters could be a12399.3593.201
little bit more powerful he's keep it12400.963.279
but it gets out of hand though real12402.564.64
quick almost there oh hey you need to go12404.2395.12
forward playing crash forward oh wow you12407.23.68
guys are getting close this time oh boy12409.3592.721
yeah yeah but12410.884.32
okay look we're good is there right12412.084.96
yeah you're getting close12415.25.68
dammit [ __ ] oh come on12417.045.6
okay what happened here what's this12420.883.599
that's an airplane in it yeah where's12422.643.36
the passengers where are the rest of the12424.4793.521
passengers i ate them they're dead oh12426.03.76
you ate them yeah all right fair enough12428.03.04
we need to put him underneath the12429.762.88
chopper12431.044.08
oh hey guys just stay still sir you may12432.644.32
be injured still i'm not moving all12435.123.84
right forward right there hold it right12436.965.04
there this works12438.966.319
hmm ow oh it's a pincer okay let's go12442.05.76
aim is towards the hospital i don't know12445.2794.08
where that is sir12447.763.84
i came out oh slip12449.3593.841
hill12451.63.2
and now you have crushed legs we're12453.23.279
gonna need you to stay right there sir12454.84.08
are you comfortable um no i am the12456.4794.721
furthest thing from comfortable my head12458.884.479
is jammed yeah12461.23.84
into a damn helicopter well you look12463.3593.681
great my head seems to be vibrating on12465.044.399
an engine i have to strap you in look at12467.044.16
my eyes don't make me restrain you look12469.4393.92
at my eyes do i look [ __ ] happy do i12471.23.68
look [ __ ] happy right now you12473.3593.441
shouldn't crash airplanes in a people12474.883.519
maybe next time you'll learn he has a12476.84.4
point let's go oh he still fell out i12478.3995.201
slid out would you hop in the seat sir12481.23.84
please that would be great oh there's12483.63.92
seats available yeah12485.043.76
why didn't you just pick me up and put12487.524.64
me in a [ __ ] seat hit e yep gotta see12488.84.24
i'm in12492.162.88
my head is getting slapped by your damn12493.043.68
driver brian you're already injured12495.044.239
what's a few more bruises we ready to12496.724.0
drive off the cliff and you take in the12499.2793.2
things sure would that be that'd be cool12500.722.96
yeah let's do that all right let's get a12502.4792.8
little run that's your plan to get me12503.683.12
out of here we're gonna drive off the12505.2793.281
cliff and you do the thing12506.83.599
yep hit it i would have been better left12508.563.36
at camp12510.3992.88
all right let's see if this could be12511.923.6
epic oh12513.2793.841
nice take off12515.523.919
yeah okay we going the right way i don't12517.125.6
know i see it see the hospital oh nice12519.4395.681
great yeah yeah thanks buddy oh i think12522.723.519
we start12525.123.119
preparing oh boy12526.2393.441
okay oh [ __ ]12528.2392.721
opposite of what should have12529.682.88
communicated that you were turning off12530.964.64
those bottom engines right oh boy12532.565.6
here we go we're fine we're not fine12535.64.56
because you're going to eat us now yep12538.164.239
sir the hospital's in sight you can fly12540.166.04
it in the last little bit12542.3993.801
no he can't12546.722.639
look oh let's see if he landed come on12552.3994.321
good12557.66.92
job that's right we saved you thank you12558.845.68
on we're good12587.043.92
that's just fancy pants moves you know12589.524.0
what i mean you can do that12590.964.399
you can back up a little bit12593.524.08
but it then raises the butt you know huh12595.3593.361
is that how you flip it over i'm12597.64.12
twerking12598.723.0
all right doraleous yeah i'm doctor who12607.4394.8
today oh are you you like doctor who dr12609.684.96
newb dr noob i like it okay i haven't12612.2394.481
seen much okay well i'm doctor who and12614.644.32
you're going to be like uh rose or12616.724.24
amelia pond do i have to be rosie a12618.965.2
sidekick lady oh what's this what what's12620.966.0
this this is intriguing oh12624.165.44
is it all the trees have them not all of12626.964.8
them just these two interesting i'll use12629.64.639
my sonic hammer to12631.765.04
examine okay who would have done this uh12634.2395.281
doctor maybe it was the weeping angels12636.84.4
anthony what are you doing over there12639.523.68
i'm just speculating on who left those12641.23.199
things okay12643.22.72
maybe it wasn't though maybe it was the12644.3993.92
daleks the daleks yeah the daleks looks12645.925.84
more like uh delix yeah daleks yeah i12648.3194.561
only know about like two different12651.762.639
enemies in doctor who there's like those12652.884.16
plunger monsters or12654.3993.281
okay robots12657.042.56
weeping angels weeping angels12657.683.2
they wouldn't do this yeah we're12659.62.879
thinking daleks yeah it looks like a12660.883.68
dialect12662.4793.521
it's probably the probably the weeping12664.564.44
angels12666.03.0
rose pond amelia sure um which one am i12676.84.639
you're all of them i'd like to stay12680.3192.96
consistent which one am i12681.4394.241
you're you're rory which one's why can't12683.2793.921
i [ __ ] be rory because you're the12685.683.12
girl you're uh12687.23.279
all right you're amelia fine you're rory12688.83.679
i'm the doctor hello doctor uh the12690.4793.681
doctor needs a tardis so i'm gonna build12692.4794.96
a tardis step in time step into it12694.164.72
nothing to rhyme i gotta get the12697.4393.681
building folks yeah we get it the daleks12698.884.08
are putting things on trees for no12701.124.56
reason who are you rory rory's a dick12702.964.319
who is rory i'm gonna look up i'm gonna12705.684.559
google rory it's amelia pond's boyfriend12707.2795.361
oh i you're my boyfriend12710.2394.801
oh that12712.642.4
your part could use some work i will not12745.64.32
get anything except for the there's a12747.4394.96
telephone booth apparently it's a police12749.924.96
box yeah okay which i have because i'm12752.3995.441
the doctor doctor this is my tardis12754.884.559
that was a little aussie but whatever12757.843.28
now what is a tardis12759.4392.96
it's a spaceship12761.123.199
okay i didn't know i'm traveling devices12762.3993.281
oh my goodness12764.3193.12
and i can travel to different12765.684.639
uh times and dimensions nice with my12767.4395.121
tardis we got a bit of a problem simon12770.3193.681
we've noticed some weird things on the12772.563.52
trees i think it's the daleks i gotta do12774.04.16
my doctor thing i walk around i take12776.084.08
samples take measurements i do masonic12778.164.48
hammer i do too yeah skip that oh this12780.164.239
is brilliant12782.644.56
brilliant he says that a lot okay12784.3994.801
what look at this grass some of it's12787.25.039
yellow what can only mean one thing12789.25.84
yellow grass to the tardis is there a12792.2394.561
point to this12795.043.68
yeah there's a point all right all right12796.84.559
folks i gotta warn you okay the tardis12798.724.639
is much bigger on the inside okay all12801.3593.841
right a little leg room i don't see how12803.3596.161
that spot whoa oh my wow wow wee okay12805.26.32
that doesn't make any sense don't say12809.522.959
wow we12811.523.28
huh whoa wow12812.4794.641
wow how is this even possible doctor12814.85.92
it's god it's physics and space12817.126.239
and time okay it makes a lot more sense12820.724.48
now i didn't think about it you can't12823.3594.161
figure it out don't even try are you a12825.24.239
you're so you're a cocky or good like12827.523.919
doctor yeah what's this amazing device12829.4394.161
do over here what's this12831.4394.641
touch that either oh human brain can't12833.65.679
understand it okay so let's focus huh12836.086.159
doctor what's her plan all right if my12839.2795.2
calculations are correct the daleks are12842.2394.08
on the superbian12844.4793.121
galaxy12846.3194.16
i have to push buttons now so we can get12847.64.4
going seems like the time to push12850.4794.8
buttons i suppose we need more power12852.06.319
should we help you yep12855.2795.04
spin all the things spin the things spin12858.3194.0
the things things go is this right12860.3193.761
doctor yeah i'm screwed oh now we're12862.3194.401
talking oh it works oh she likes that12864.085.359
yeah wow i got the duck keep it going12866.724.719
all right i'm going to keep spinning12869.4394.721
the duck i'm spanking it12871.4394.561
do not touch the duck with your human12874.164.239
brain here you can hit this12876.04.16
stay away from the doctor it's yours is12878.3994.801
the real show this stupid12880.165.36
it is time to travel are you guys ready12883.24.8
i'm so ready i'm spinning the thing12885.525.759
tardis take this to the superbly galaxy12888.04.72
yeah whoa12891.2795.08
whoa it's making noises12892.723.639
oh my goodness12905.686.16
this is crazy who is driving12907.4394.401
what are you guys doing where are you12913.64.0
going what's happening right now oh no12914.86.16
we're crossing the nebula belt12917.67.56
is that a thing it's a fine belt12920.964.2
oh thank goodness12934.964.88
the mayhem is as ceased we've landed in12936.965.12
a new dimension the right dimension i12939.844.08
hope so what's my name again where's12942.084.48
rory amelia hey where are we12943.925.2
rory don't get lost in the tardis it's a12946.564.4
big place12949.123.84
i found rory he's in uh he's in the12950.963.84
alpha quadrant12952.965.519
sector guys rory get your sonic hammers12954.86.16
i've got it12958.4792.481
lead us doctor12962.564.0
okay12964.4794.161
you guys coming yeah we're coming come12966.563.6
on i got stuck12968.643.44
all right you just shut the door okay12970.163.76
okay the door behind you so this is a12972.083.68
thing this is a real thing of course12973.924.16
it's a thing the the dialect is called12975.765.12
the dalek the12978.082.8
y'all hear that what what12982.723.759
did you hear that yeah i hear that screw12984.962.24
it12986.4792.081
i don't wanna12987.23.52
you go back to the tardis rory12988.565.6
man look i'm outta here okay yeah um mop12990.726.0
the floors all of them amelia you stay12994.164.48
close i've i've been closed the whole12996.724.639
time miss pond i'm not you're not a time12998.644.24
lord you wouldn't know what to do if you13001.3594.08
saw a dalek around i'm also not a miss13002.884.8
i'm a dude okay well you need to play13005.4396.161
along i've been i've been so uh oh13007.686.24
here we go oh is that it13011.63.52
is that it13013.924.24
yeah that's it okay it's a dalek stay13015.125.279
behind me you're not the doctor okay i13018.164.239
got you what do you have okay13020.3994.641
oh it's coming after you man yeah that's13022.3995.281
adult wow wow how do you not beat the13025.044.88
[ __ ] out of that apparently it's mute13027.684.08
well you didn't ask me anything yet no13029.923.359
he you're playing that character you13031.763.44
have to give it a person always talks it13033.2793.841
always talks13035.24.48
there we go13037.122.56
i'm not names i'm the doctor13040.564.48
doctor13043.844.0
exterminate doctor if you knew13045.045.439
more about the doctor you would run13047.845.92
amelia amelia what stay close okay13050.4794.721
you're not the doctor okay i'm back13053.763.2
behind you you're just not giving any13055.24.079
instruction13056.963.84
see13059.2794.08
its weakness is turning around13060.83.76
you would know that if you were the13063.3593.281
doctor but you're just a human yeah no i13064.564.32
can see that now doctor how are you13066.644.0
how are you gonna make this exciting i13068.883.2
have a i have a plan doctor you don't13070.643.04
make the plans but you're open to a13072.083.12
suggestion no you follow my plans would13073.683.12
you be open to this13075.24.64
see how it's facing us13076.83.04
that's not your plan13080.884.16
i'm the doctor13082.3192.721
we bought ourselves another half hour13085.124.0
doctor now when he comes wait for my cue13086.723.679
and then what run to the other side13089.123.84
again you don't know i kind of do oh13090.3995.521
[ __ ] doctor it's heading our way13092.965.6
all right amelia round three follow my13095.924.399
lead okay copy that13098.563.04
one13100.3195.801
two oh wait it's turning already13101.64.52
wow he'll never get us here13116.565.759
we're now like hemorrhoids aren't we13120.644.4
doctor dalek i am the doctor i'm a time13122.3194.561
lord i have defeated thousands of13125.044.96
dollars in the past13126.885.04
you'll never defeat us because we are13130.04.56
behind you we're the polyps of justice13131.924.319
dalek13134.565.839
it's the this video is a polyp13136.2394.16
i've got a i've got a plan doctor i know13141.043.359
that you're the doctor and you have all13143.23.36
the plans okay check it out there all13144.3996.161
right hold on hang on where's your core13146.566.32
we need a way in it's like like a wizard13150.564.719
of oz13152.882.399
oh my god13156.02.88
there you go13157.763.2
anthony it's you13158.883.92
look at this i just did we get rid of13160.964.0
the scene oh my god you're under the sea13162.83.76
it's out of control13164.963.2
knock this [ __ ] down i don't13166.563.04
know if it's possible knock it down but13168.163.04
i don't think it's a threat anymore13169.64.48
simon look i'm the doctor i know how the13171.25.68
machines work there you go killed it13174.085.84
yeah time lord good job guys we saved13176.885.519
something13179.922.479
oh oh knock me down13183.125.92
knock that [ __ ]13186.087.04
go down big deal it's on me though13189.044.08
could use a little help good job doctor13193.2794.561
well done amelia pond your advice was13195.764.08
rory i thought you should stay in the13197.844.399
tardis did you touch that duck i did13199.845.2
take the duck that was my goal all along13202.2395.281
it's what powers the tardis so you13205.044.319
abducted it13207.522.64
wow13209.3595.241
wow what's wrong i'm done what happened13210.164.44
are you simon13228.2394.401
are you to keep that13230.643.52
i hope you do you heard them because13232.644.32
that was [ __ ] ridiculous13234.162.8
he wants to know if you're a doctor who13237.63.679
fan13239.124.4
okay here we go um13241.2794.561
whoa13243.522.32
you went past it shouldn't you both walk13247.125.04
in oh i'm lagging uncontrollably on my13248.87.4
screen i was in take two13252.164.04
that's indistinguishable from the13282.4792.96
original noobs13283.843.68
this is where you pee everybody where13285.4392.96
you gotta go13287.522.799
what are we building doraleous what are13288.3993.201
we building13290.3193.521
we're building tanks13291.64.879
not a new idea by any means but i think13293.844.639
maybe we can do it better right because13296.4796.76
we're so talented yeah13298.4794.76
neebs13332.724.24
nabels names neebs hey cute ass13334.2394.401
all right we've been building tanks for13336.964.399
what an hour two hours two hours at13338.644.799
least two hours probably three hours is13341.3593.601
that is that a tank i see should we just13343.4393.201
start with that one which one they as13344.963.6
well yeah okay well who built that one i13346.644.24
did go get it that's my tank you got13348.564.48
reactive armor yeah i've reactivated i13350.884.479
like it yeah i like this it's silly13353.045.279
pants i love your cannon yeah it's a13355.3595.521
gigantic it's a boost obviously no13358.3194.481
projectile we had a hard time uh with13360.884.0
projectiles yeah projectiles in this13362.83.92
game do not mix we need more time i13364.883.04
think we can figure it out we need more13366.722.639
i think we're good too do you want to uh13367.922.88
see what's going on here so you didn't13369.3594.08
go modern tank uh no i didn't go modern13370.83.84
tank i went13373.4393.361
with this check this [ __ ] out you have13374.646.24
to hop up it's weird to get up here13376.84.08
to your tanks boys all right13381.24.239
well she let us know sooner i had a hard13383.3594.0
time with the turning okay13385.4394.641
look at that but it does turn like13387.3593.761
look at this13390.083.119
it does donuts on the dome13391.123.84
and it really only kind of turns to the13393.1994.16
left really well yeah oh yeah you know13394.964.319
what i mean go straight you made it to13397.3593.92
turn to the left well i couldn't figure13399.2793.521
out how to make it turn to the right as13401.2793.281
successful okay obviously you got your13402.84.0
main cannon you got three uh13404.564.56
individual ones up top yeah and the top13406.84.559
one you know13409.124.72
yeah there you go13411.3594.241
huh if you're in a bind and you're about13413.843.359
to lose your tank13415.63.44
you get out you hop down this little13417.1993.2
cubby hole13419.043.76
and then you open that [ __ ] oh wait13420.3994.321
yeah13422.84.92
oh13424.723.0
yeah you got man i'm i'm very impressed13433.3593.761
with this thanks a lot i have a feeling13435.64.56
absorbs is gonna suck13437.123.04
oh here i'll poke one nope13440.884.96
wow13443.65.44
that just happens okay13445.843.2
wow this thing is hard to but do a left13449.124.0
turn man that feels really good f turn13451.3593.481
feels good turns feel13453.123.84
nice look how crazy your wheels are13454.844.28
they're crazy jacked man but look at13456.964.399
that left turn yeah it goes straight13459.123.76
all right let's see what a right turn13461.3594.801
looks like right turns are rough13462.883.28
it's all right turn yeah it's not bad13466.2393.921
and if i want to shoot something i just13468.82.24
say13470.162.079
yep13471.044.08
that's all you can do in this game13472.2392.881
oh i see enemy tank13478.05.359
oh no oh there it is oh no and you know13479.925.359
what his drive's a lot better than yours13483.3593.361
yeah it does13485.2793.361
if i wanted to go to the escape i go13486.724.0
down to the back yep13488.643.599
oh this one yeah13490.723.44
i didn't put it in the basket yeah13492.2395.16
what's up13494.163.239
yeah that's fun we're out of here left13508.725.2
turns13511.4392.481
is that your big13516.882.479
sounds too13518.2393.12
yeah my canon is like a electric sound13519.3593.92
like a13521.3595.561
that's how mine works13523.2793.641
you got so many buttons in there i know13527.64.32
man there are they for show yeah they're13529.524.719
all for sure13531.926.64
did you mean to open the back uh no but13534.2394.321
there you go that's where our tax money13547.043.92
goes13548.83.84
well is there anything for you to show13550.963.439
us after or does that just look like the13552.643.12
piece of [ __ ] it is yeah it looks like13554.3994.401
the piece of [ __ ] it is okay13555.766.0
all right i see you swivel there13558.85.679
i got a swivel what are those shocks for13561.764.96
on the front and sides in in my head13564.4794.641
they were uh pachuchus oh they're guns13566.723.44
yeah13569.123.76
how do your sound13570.162.72
tell my sound13574.4792.641
let me uh how do you drive it you just13580.3993.601
hop in the seat doraleous you may we can13582.2394.401
man the guns13584.02.64
also makes you go backwards because it's13590.642.88
a jet13592.3192.96
there's something sad about grown men13593.523.44
making those noises you know what i'm13595.2793.681
saying look inside me just shaking his13596.964.16
hand13598.962.16
kind of is wrong it's kind of13601.1992.641
embarrassing13602.4794.0
[ __ ] drives good it does drive good yeah13603.844.559
y'all get around you only went shocks on13606.4794.0
the front for some reason yeah didn't13608.3996.0
need them in the back is that shocking13610.4793.92
thrown out for some reason13616.3993.441
i'm being soldier we never live an elf13618.04.64
behind i'm in13619.844.399
man i really can't wait to see yours13622.643.44
neebs neebs what you got everything's13624.2394.0
very impressive so far well i went with13626.084.56
a modern tank you guys never seem to13628.2394.321
understand the assignment you tend to13630.643.839
take okay13632.563.52
mine's hidden back here13634.4794.161
all right oh you hit your tank oh wow13636.084.08
that's what you do with tanks you hide13638.643.679
tank it out for a joy ride this this13640.164.48
thing works like a real tank13642.3193.361
yeah i wanted to make it look like a13644.643.04
real tank that shit's pretty to get in i13645.684.16
went a little big on this13647.684.4
uh-huh it probably shouldn't be that big13649.844.559
no no yeah it's ridiculous here's what i13652.084.56
was let down by i was working on a uh13654.3994.88
projectile method i think i could get it13656.644.32
working but i need more time you tried13659.2795.281
so hard yeah so for now it's just13660.965.92
all right that's cool nice that's what13664.563.52
yours sounds like13666.883.04
let me see this puppy move man it looks13668.085.04
good oh yeah that's great so you can go13669.925.279
up and down and swivel13673.123.119
yeah13675.1992.961
of course they're swiveling that would13676.2394.881
they're not a silly question i know13678.164.8
but here's what i'm most impressed with13681.124.48
my driving system it drives like a tank13682.964.399
i'm driving with the one and three13685.62.799
button13687.3593.201
so if i want just the tires on one side13688.3993.601
to spin like these13690.563.04
they're spinning there you go the others13692.03.439
aren't now these are spinning it doesn't13693.64.0
go backwards let's see if that bites you13695.4394.481
in the ass wow that moves like that13697.63.759
moves like a champ yeah it really does13699.923.2
yeah it's like scoot's running along oh13701.3594.561
yeah holy wow maybe you ever get sick of13703.125.119
it of the tank no just being so good13705.924.0
yeah you get used to it after a while13708.2393.04
yeah well this doesn't really have a13709.923.359
mini tank inside it does it bring it on13711.2794.401
rallies13713.2792.401
nice yep13718.883.12
trees are your worst enemy so avoid13720.4792.88
trees you said let's see if i can get13722.04.64
you out of the tree stay there13723.3593.281
that do it13727.762.559
watch out folks oh13734.085.279
nice that was awesome you know it'd be a13737.844.559
good stunt if you place one of the other13739.3594.801
tanks right in the center of that he13742.3993.601
rides the the ramp up there and tries to13744.163.76
jump over it that would make you happy i13746.04.16
think that would be kind of epic steer13747.924.479
steer right and left yep got it aim oh13750.164.8
yeah see how see how fast you could go13752.3994.641
like go as far away as you can and go as13754.963.68
fast as you can and hit this ramp and13757.043.359
see if jumping another tank is even13758.643.92
feasible a little shaky13760.3995.441
you're coming at me13762.563.28
all right try it yeah give it a whirl13766.03.84
doraleous get the hell out of the way13768.163.84
you're fine rallies13769.845.84
stop doraleous don't fear in casey13772.06.319
all right13775.684.559
all right let's try go try again13778.3193.521
get out of the look at this guy he has13780.2393.2
no idea he's trying to he's trying to13781.842.639
get13783.4392.481
he's gonna drive back it actually goes13784.4793.361
better backwards yeah it does you're13785.924.479
going for it yeah oh wow okay13787.844.32
oh you got to go super fast no way not13790.3994.161
even close13792.162.4
not even close i'm sorry you're still13797.124.4
hitting me i was only halfway trying man13799.3594.401
dude you need to now land it clean all13801.524.24
right buddy i'm doing it come on13803.763.599
completely over don't even touch me13805.763.2
don't touch oh [ __ ] oh it's getting13807.3594.641
squirrely oh boy13808.963.04
what are you doing all right you got13813.045.279
this come on neebs i'm coming13815.4396.361
full speed ahead13818.3193.481
ladies and gentlemen13830.883.599
at the first national tank jumping13832.564.56
competition13834.4792.641
there you go13839.042.72
okay13840.4794.401
and he lands it nice suck it well done13841.765.679
thanks man i made a slight adjustment or13844.884.08
two you didn't have any rockets on it13847.4393.04
before did you oh i didn't hey names13848.964.76
look at me13850.4793.241
can you bump me over13868.564.639
well that's be the wrong way to hit up13870.884.399
nope the other way right in there you13873.1994.0
did doing this you trapped yourself here13875.2794.801
i can get you guys out13877.1992.881
yeah13883.522.799
i tell you what neebs13884.83.599
what's that doraleous this is the one13886.3194.561
i've been waiting for yeah me too yeah13888.3994.161
you haven't stopped going on about it13890.884.08
not once i think everyone knows we're13892.564.96
all pokemon fans yeah our channel's kind13894.964.319
of based on it yeah you guys are too i13897.523.2
didn't actually know that yeah it's kind13899.2793.601
of weird yeah actually none of us know a13900.724.0
thing about pokemon except for anthony i13902.883.519
caught them all caught what every i13904.724.0
caught them all every pokemon every std13906.3994.08
five or six of them actually modern13908.723.679
modern pokemon is now for like 700 where13910.4793.92
the original was 151 there's one pokemon13912.3993.121
that's literally about keys we're13914.3992.561
wondering if we can get to this video13915.524.24
without doraleous smacking anthony right13916.965.279
in the nose13919.762.479
okay where do i go you got to go to your13928.02.8
house that's where you start your13929.842.72
adventure i live here you live here this13930.83.28
is your house that's a great house there13932.563.44
neebs why is there a house is this a13934.084.0
part of pokemon yeah every every game13936.03.359
you start out in your house and this is13938.082.96
where where neems is gonna start on his13939.3593.601
adventure you got a bed over here and13941.045.04
look this is a tv with a game console13942.964.64
anyway shall we start your adventure13946.083.279
neebs poke adventure i feel like it's13947.65.2
time cue the intro13949.3593.441
i wanna be the very best like no one13958.166.72
ever was13962.085.84
kidnapping them from their nest to make13964.886.96
them fight just because13967.927.12
if you're a fan of illegal dog vice then13971.846.8
this is the game for you13975.043.6
stripping creatures up their rights from13978.85.679
squirtle to pikachu13981.688.04
pokemon gotta catch em all13984.4795.241
who wants to be our announcer we need an14000.2394.0
announcer for the beginning no no no no14002.3194.481
simon how do i needs is a boy from14004.2395.04
pallet town upon turning kids14006.84.88
what upon turning 1014009.2794.721
kids can get pokemon uh i don't want14011.683.84
really [ __ ] all right i didn't know this14014.03.359
was gonna be so anthony's gonna just14015.524.08
work announcer neebs is a boy from14017.3594.721
pallet town upon turning 10 kids can get14019.64.56
a pokemon from professor anthony the14022.083.92
town's pokemon expert14024.164.159
today's the big day which pokemon will14026.05.52
neebs pick neems get in the house14028.3196.481
so it's a time for an adventure huh yes14031.525.44
welcome to my lab hello there neebs14034.84.559
hello lab person my name is professor14036.964.8
anthony i'm an expert on pokemon are you14039.3595.361
a boy or a girl i'm a boy14041.763.92
good14044.723.04
okay today is the day you start your14045.684.32
adventure here are three pokemon you get14047.764.639
to choose but choose wisely as he will14050.04.96
be your new friend uh14052.3996.0
choose this one hey you got charizard14054.965.92
charizard14058.3993.761
that's amazing14060.884.08
oh wow you lucky duck i wanted charizard14062.164.079
doraleous you're the rival you get to14064.963.92
pick the other one um hmm14066.2394.24
i will pick14068.885.04
that one good job oh look a woo bat wow14070.4796.241
sweet i'll take pikachu yeah thank14073.924.399
goodness and now we're going on an14076.723.519
adventure14078.3194.0
do you expect me to not [ __ ] on this i14080.2394.08
don't know anything about pokemon and14082.3194.641
this whole you're14084.3192.641
hey now we go down route one but first14088.645.44
before we go any further you need to14091.845.359
battle your rival oh [ __ ] already done14094.084.399
that seems like something you do at the14097.1991.921
end14098.4791.84
no it's the first thing you do right out14099.123.92
of the gate jar gizzard i choose you14100.3194.801
they just [ __ ] leave it to the poor14103.044.399
creatures poor animals yes14105.123.44
you're my14107.4393.201
thing14108.564.4
okay so now we summons our pokemon what14110.643.839
are we fighting about you guys are14112.963.76
rivals it's a friendly competition14114.4794.321
you're my rival14116.724.0
you'll never win cause i choose14118.84.72
charizard neebs pulls out a charizard14120.725.44
what's that a dragon charizard dummy woo14123.525.12
bad14126.162.48
i do14131.3594.561
smoke screen smoke screen oh good choice14132.85.439
i think ah woobat is disrupted or14135.923.359
something14138.2394.24
am i yeah it's hard to see uh-oh you14139.2795.601
can't see [ __ ] wubat can't see i'm gonna14142.4795.201
try to attack with confusion confusion14144.884.64
that's not an attack but14147.684.559
it makes charizard confused oh it's not14149.526.679
an attack are you confused14152.2393.96
yeah who's winning so far you're both on14157.764.4
an even ground i know who's losing the14159.685.04
audience is it my turn to go again well14162.164.239
what will charizard pick us his next14164.723.04
attack14166.3994.401
charizard's next attack is uh14167.764.559
scratch14170.84.08
oh woobat was critically injured you14172.3194.96
sure that's not massage wow damage to14174.884.479
woo bed don't act like that doesn't hurt14177.2794.641
will bet are you telling me14179.3594.641
that this is better than rolling into14181.923.84
each other whoop out what is your14184.03.359
natural attack i don't know why your14185.763.679
scratch feels so good but keep it going14187.3594.481
uh my next attack is14189.4393.601
gust14191.843.76
gust wubat starts to furiously flap its14193.045.56
wings14195.63.0
charizard repositions and i do14211.046.8
amber14215.4392.401
woobat fainted14219.66.56
uh oh charizard wins yay14221.684.48
now we go back to the route 101 where we14231.764.32
were talking to our rival like why did14234.03.84
we fight again because14236.083.199
you guys are having a friendly14237.842.96
competition14239.2792.881
aren't there like [ __ ] in this14240.83.28
world you're the [ __ ] unfortunately14242.164.079
so it wasn't friendly like it kinda is14244.084.0
it's like who's the better trainer but14246.2394.641
you're also a dick where's the professor14248.084.72
i'm the professor um hello hello14250.884.24
professor professor yes i'd like to14252.84.96
return one piece of [ __ ] woobat that i14255.124.239
got but you have created a bond with14257.763.76
woobat not really are you ready to go on14259.3594.641
your adventure yes all right let's go14261.524.24
down this road14264.03.76
now be careful make sure you don't touch14265.764.08
any grass on the side of the roads or14267.763.12
anything14269.843.359
that could be bad if you did that okay14270.884.399
but there are wild pokemon in the grass14273.1992.961
okay14275.2793.12
careful is this necessary14276.163.6
is this part of this it's part of the14278.3993.601
whole14279.762.24
watch out for the grass you just told me14283.842.399
and you're like14285.2792.241
on the edge of it make sure you don't14286.2393.12
touch it i'm not going to14287.523.6
i need you to come back14289.3594.561
touch the oh no it's oh no oh a wild14291.125.84
pokemon into x hey neebs14293.924.88
got a good deal on a14296.963.2
woober you're not supposed to do that14298.84.88
you're ruining the immersion yeah14300.163.52
pikachu's ready to fight i'm gonna do an14303.765.8
attack i'm gonna do14306.566.24
scary face does he have scary face for14309.565.0
real ah14312.83.599
pikachu is startled14314.564.4
wow can't wait to see what pikachu does14316.3996.561
pikachu attacks with thunderbolt14318.965.76
oh that's that sounds way worse than14322.962.64
scary14324.723.28
a little bit worse it really does yeah i14325.64.719
think i'd be dead already yeah you think14328.04.64
yeah hey attack him back with irs audits14330.3194.0
not very effective14332.646.24
yeah attack him with a moist handshake14334.3198.241
okay moist handshake oh14338.883.68
what is that i hope it's water all right14342.645.04
pikachu now use quick attack14344.884.8
i'd like to see you try that yeah what14347.685.16
is that14349.683.16
yeah pretty quick quick attack uh my14354.165.199
next attack is14357.2793.04
uh14359.3592.96
air slash14360.3194.88
oh pikachu is hurt by air slash good14362.3197.601
attack pokemon juice fainted pikachu14365.1997.04
charizard's the winner i'll walk in the14369.924.08
grass if i want to14372.2394.16
sucker14374.05.6
wow you are the best poke trainer ever14376.3994.88
it's my first day oh14379.64.0
do you just get whisked back to the path14381.2795.601
yes whoa i'm back on the path14383.65.28
wow good job fighting that wild pokemon14386.884.0
neebs i'll be more careful not to step14388.884.399
in the grass this time good14390.884.319
let's go to town charizard's probably14393.2794.08
hurt from his last battle welcome to14395.1993.761
what's this town called guys i'm gonna14397.3594.801
take a cookie leave poketown pokeytown14398.964.96
is that wrong yeah poke it down welcome14402.164.159
to pokeytown all right i'm gonna take my14403.924.72
pokemon here hang on let me get welcome14406.3194.241
to the pokemon we got an emergency my14408.644.799
pokemon got hurt during the dog fight hi14410.564.639
my name's nurse joy don't worry i'll14413.4393.601
take care of your pokemon here give them14415.1994.24
to me14417.042.399
did you have to be a nurse was that14420.03.76
absolutely necessary actually yeah the14422.083.04
only people that work at these places14423.763.679
are nurse joys14425.123.92
hey kid14427.4392.721
hey come here14429.043.279
hello hey sir that looks like woman14430.164.68
follow me follow me real quick okay14432.3195.281
okay gotta uh remember neebs don't talk14434.844.519
to strangers on your journey got a sweet14437.64.639
deal on a woo bat up here14439.3594.0
yeah14442.2395.281
yes yeah yeah i'll give you a dirt jeep14443.3596.321
yeah it's a sweet [ __ ] little critter14447.524.0
now you've made it to your first town14449.683.679
and since you've trained your pokemon14451.523.2
and now he's strong enough do you think14453.3593.281
you can take on the gym leader best of14454.724.32
luck well i need to prove myself to who14456.643.839
to the pokemon league you need to get14459.043.76
all 13 badges well i just won two fights14460.4793.76
in a row didn't i yeah well that no one14462.82.88
cares until you get all your badges14464.2393.761
right okay so this is a gym yes this is14465.684.88
a gym huh now neebs you must go fight14468.04.0
the gym leader i'm not sure why a gym14470.562.96
doesn't have any workout equipment is it14472.03.92
a maze yeah looks like a maze neebs14473.524.32
enters a maze will he find his way out14475.924.0
this episode14477.842.96
yeah14479.921.84
he14480.83.04
yes14481.763.599
who who's laughing14483.843.68
uh the guy who designed this thing years14485.3594.161
ago but not the gym guy because14487.523.919
like the construction worker oh who made14489.524.0
this probably yeah right14491.4394.0
all right oh14493.522.959
but14495.4394.081
button changed something somewhere huh14496.4794.401
there's another button hopefully the14499.523.2
button uh made the show because i just14500.886.08
want to see what i'll change before i14502.727.28
huh look at this [ __ ]14506.963.04
that way14510.162.4
yep hey14514.83.28
kid what the [ __ ] up i just saw you14516.165.199
outside everybody's14518.085.119
has proved himself as a competent gym14521.3593.84
leader i mean pokemon trainer you proved14523.1994.08
yourself you did real good now you must14525.1994.481
fight the gym leader to get the badge of14527.2793.761
the what what gym is this give me a14529.683.92
second pinch of one out give me a14531.045.199
it's your rival he was the pokemon gym14533.65.599
leader all along14536.2396.721
all right charizard i choose you again14539.1997.521
you're the only fat i'm stuck with you14542.965.519
oh yeah i can do that14546.723.12
oh yeah14548.4794.401
whoa oh wow this is a lot faster though14549.845.519
what else do you do i do i did this14552.885.12
thing remember14555.3592.641
the chicken dance14559.3593.481
headshot headshot go up again go up14576.723.759
again14579.043.52
it seems the pokemon are having a talent14580.4795.041
competition oh give me that badge this14582.567.719
is so sexual give me that batch14585.524.759
is this really how an episode goes this14594.163.68
is just the beginning of the amazing14596.164.96
adventures of neebs and charizard man14597.845.519
let's go back to the gym their journey14601.124.4
is destined to be packed with non-stop14603.3594.721
action millions of laughs heart-pounding14605.524.879
perils and endless excitement14608.084.159
together they will encounter fantastic14610.3994.241
friends evil enemies and14612.2394.08
meet creatures beyond their wildest14614.644.0
imaginations did you write this14616.3194.401
and as their story unfolds14618.644.88
we'll unlock the magic and mystery of a14620.725.92
most wondrous place the incredible world14623.525.28
of pokemon am i the only one who wants14626.644.2
to smack him i'm coming your14628.83.84
way14630.843.399
oh he's coming at you look at that thing14632.643.599
man that thing's impressive it's working14634.2394.321
that thing looks really good who bet14636.2394.561
looks awesome14638.564.799
oh boy oh it still looks awesome14640.85.599
somebody used confusion on woobat forgot14643.3594.641
where he was going14646.3992.721
oh14648.04.16
hi charizard14649.123.04
boo-boo14654.964.92
boop boop boop14656.3193.561
i'm gonna build that dragon14671.683.12
which dragon14673.522.64
jar dragon14674.83.679
charizard charizard i'm going to build14676.163.92
everyone's favorite14678.4793.041
woo bat do you know what that's the14680.085.76
evolved form of doraleous uh woopster um14681.527.52
then wubat and then um wombat neems14685.845.92
attacks go away neebs14689.044.72
sure what's up screw turn base just go14691.763.679
what you got going on there nice i'm14693.762.96
attacking14695.4392.561
woo bat14696.722.8
go14698.04.56
oh what a critical hit how will that14699.524.959
counter this great attack charizard's14702.564.16
trying to get ahead how's this work oh14704.4793.281
yeah14706.722.8
my brown underground guys this is a show14707.763.12
for kids guys14709.523.2
neebs has had his turn now it's good oh14710.883.519
my god doraleous whoa14712.723.12
now we're starting over riley's just14714.3993.92
attacked using wing gust i can get out14715.844.72
of this14718.3196.321
wow that's really impressive man14720.569.0
give him a give him a little there we go14724.644.92
that looks good oh14731.683.44
wow14733.4394.96
amazing all right14735.123.279
going over here14739.763.4
hey very nice nice14744.163.84
oh yeah14751.923.279
i am and then right on the oh14753.2793.281
flip it on14755.1992.961
you didn't paint those on the bottom i14756.563.04
completely lost the song just like hit14758.164.319
it right here for your pick up14759.67.04
pokemon gotta catch em all14762.4795.92
you never sang it like that once well i14766.643.44
don't know every time you sing it the14768.3993.761
same except for right now14770.084.0
gotta catch him all right that's what14772.163.119
you were doing all right then all right14774.085.119
ready pokemon gotta catch em all14775.2796.561
but make it like you're singing14779.1995.2
he needs the music gotta catch em all14781.845.68
no he doesn't need it gotta catch him14784.3996.641
gotta catch em all gotta catch em all14787.525.679
that's great do it again gotta catch em14791.043.04
all14793.1993.881
perfect14794.083.0
i wanna be the very best like no one14801.526.799
ever was14805.525.839
kidnapping them from their nest to make14808.3196.96
them fight just because14811.3596.88
if you're a fan of illegal dog fights14815.2796.801
then this is the game for you14818.2393.841
stripping creatures up their rights from14822.166.76
squirtle to pikachu14825.123.8
you're my best friend and my will you14836.966.279
must be14839.923.319
that's all right14844.3192.641
so we're leaving them right i don't know14854.2393.441
if that's going to work in the video14856.4793.601
after14857.682.4
this the place14865.843.12
seems like a good place all right we are14867.044.48
going to try to recreate the donkey kong14868.965.439
map the og and we hope it works14871.526.0
making things together14874.3995.84
having a good old time sounds like the14877.525.36
intro to like a bad 80s sitcom sounds14880.2395.12
like the inner monologue of doraleous14882.883.92
every day14885.3593.12
teamwork these are the things he thinks14886.84.399
to himself quietly we're gonna get along14888.4795.72
today14891.1993.0
lots of choices maybe i'll get to be a14896.726.92
team sandwich in a dialogue simons14899.124.52
look at this fire14919.923.04
that looks really good you like that14921.3593.441
yeah it was perspective it's a14922.963.92
perspective thing yeah good job what's14924.84.399
behind that we we might we might be14926.884.72
simon ready are we simon ready14929.1994.0
simon ready that's when you know you're14931.63.679
ready simon we might be you ready i'm14933.1994.321
back up top hey guys there you are hey14935.2794.641
guys there's princess appsro he's been14937.525.12
captured by the evil donkey kong guys14939.925.04
this monkey has captured me and stored14942.644.0
me on top of this platform whatever14944.964.319
shall i do probably throw down barrels14946.644.0
me14949.2793.361
you should help him what's that syndrome14950.644.16
oh stockholm syndrome14952.644.08
that's what's going on here14954.84.8
get away from me mario listen donkey14956.725.12
kong's just misunderstood guys he's14959.64.4
really he's really okay dude14961.844.24
kind of bothers me that that jet isn't14964.04.0
lower okay am i the one going first14966.084.239
because neebs is camera i'm camera i14968.04.96
think it looks great yeah so14970.3194.16
we didn't we know it looks great14972.963.92
ourselves yet we did great14974.4794.88
i love your burp talk the hardest thing14976.884.399
is to successfully get14979.3593.92
one of those barrels to roll all the way14981.2793.92
down all the way that's the key the key14983.2793.521
is all the way down a lot of things to14985.1993.28
get all the way down change but the14986.84.0
barrels sometimes do should we try one14988.4794.96
yep please appsro [ __ ] yeah let's do it14990.86.28
stockholm princess14993.4393.641
wow you got these freaking barrels going15003.4395.04
gold rallies oh that's cool [ __ ] coming15006.164.4
down15008.4793.76
oh you're going backwards you want to go15010.564.08
forwards oh it's going backwards you are15012.2393.841
what do you mean i'm going back15014.643.2
back no let him do his thing what's he15016.084.0
going to do15017.843.68
you know what i can't because you can't15020.084.92
see the main screen15021.523.48
all right you ready yep i'm ready here15037.124.079
we go how about no sprinting to keep it15039.123.68
like a normal speed15041.1993.04
okay cause i was sprinting last time and15042.83.439
i felt like it was cheating why was why15044.2394.561
i didn't feel like that all right15046.2394.401
go ahead and sprinkle great job on the15048.85.36
barrel dropping after you killing it15050.645.44
well i set up a i set up a three barrel15054.163.84
system oh we gotta jump15056.083.68
oh good jump15058.03.76
all right ah we got it we got problems15059.763.679
whoa what happened15061.764.08
oh he's passed it okay okay he's doing15063.4394.321
well all right that's fine15065.843.68
oh you got doubles15067.765.12
oh good job good job well done you15069.525.44
better hurry all right15072.885.319
you're dead15074.963.239
come on15091.123.159
what are you doing why are you jumping15107.1994.08
so oh wow15108.4795.361
because i can see first person simon i15111.2795.92
can't see that [ __ ] screen15113.843.359
game on15120.2394.401
did you guys know in the donkey kong15122.84.96
that mario's the villain15124.643.12
no didn't know that yeah it's for real15129.845.04
oh that's almost as good a trivia as15132.883.519
what i said yeah15134.883.84
uh originally oh boy wow yeah there's15136.3993.601
like two of them there's one they're15138.724.32
right there oh yeah15140.06.84
record i'm going down here15143.043.8
you can't look at my screen there you go15160.964.16
oh a [ __ ]15162.3192.801
clean up clean up clean up clean up15175.66.08
cleaning up is good cleaning up is fun15178.886.559
clean up your house everyone this is how15181.686.479
darlius thinks to himself on a15185.4394.401
day-to-day basis when he thinks15188.1594.881
something gotta start15189.843.2
oh i forgot my wallet i'm going to go15202.725.439
back home oh boy i just fell oh hi i'd15204.726.639
rally you both together wish you luck15208.1594.961
didn't mean to fall i was trying to do15211.3595.0
the thing15213.123.239
all right after don't look at my screen15222.724.559
all right oh i can't look see if you15225.523.28
can't look at the screen well i guess i15227.2794.241
can you got to do it i can still do that15228.84.32
oh i can't go up that better it didn't15231.524.16
work feel free to ask me questions i'll15233.124.159
help you15235.683.519
okay that one's off kilter i know all15237.2795.281
right barrel's gotta be coming15239.1993.361
go up this one yeah15243.3593.361
oh he's getting hill oh hurry up oh15245.1994.401
you're getting screwed though right now15246.725.679
okay turn around15249.62.799
good job all right go off that one right15252.723.92
there right there all right oh god watch15254.723.599
out all right15256.643.92
now15258.3192.241
i feel like gravis needs a go now15260.885.84
yeah all right15264.644.559
there's another one oh my god oh my god15266.724.639
now we're on go for it go for it go go15269.1993.361
go go go15271.3592.241
what is that15272.564.4
that's like one you can't15273.63.36
all right who's running right now absorb15289.765.2
is uh running the course and doraleous15292.1594.401
is dropping the tires so without my15294.964.08
direction yep no direction no direction15296.564.24
all right it's going blind15299.045.92
oh i see you there's a coming oh15300.84.16
okay15314.83.0
oh [ __ ]15324.563.28
i'm a patient man15326.2394.721
i'm a patient man15327.846.72
let's see how patient you are15330.963.6
i'm a damn pro at pac-man hey good luck15336.726.88
neebs thank you dralis and go15339.048.399
i'm off all right okay here we go15343.65.44
you're going straight up here you're not15347.4393.84
even using that tool wow you are you're15349.044.8
sprinting too aren't you going nuts okay15351.2794.481
i was sprinting in no now go go up to15353.843.28
that you can get to the top before you15355.763.439
drop a jump i want to jump one okay jump15357.123.76
ready15359.1994.96
all right oh [ __ ] nice job15360.883.279
oh he's dead15365.3595.04
you said it was easy15367.764.88
we're going again and go15370.3994.241
here we go i'm off i can't i can sprint15372.643.36
or i can't spread15374.645.599
um i sprint when i jump barrels okay15376.06.56
i feel like that's acceptable15380.2393.761
are you all right i'm gonna play this15382.562.879
one easier all right then that go to15384.03.199
this first ladder go up but don't go all15385.4394.0
the way up now look there you go you're15387.1994.561
safe15389.4392.321
chill there we go15392.645.28
wow they're coming down15394.4795.201
wow and they're steady right on top of15397.924.96
each other oh boy15399.683.2
come save me from this mean monkey man15409.524.32
all right who i've kind of gotten15412.3993.281
attached to because i have that disease15413.844.0
stockholm syndrome i got stockholm15415.685.28
systems not a disease15417.845.92
i gotta have that virus i got stockholm15420.965.6
got to stockholm bacteria he gave me any15423.764.639
amoxicillin15426.564.839
dandy15428.3993.0
all right we're off15432.643.04
man you got this down pat don't you he's15436.724.639
really good at it15438.722.639
i'm looking15442.083.68
i'm running for it yeah15443.2794.16
run15445.763.439
oh they're coming15447.4393.601
both of my missiles missed you huh look15449.1993.361
at that missiles you were shooting15451.044.52
missions15452.563.0
like a ninja record time15464.965.76
i'm gonna jump15468.2392.481
yeah good one man that's it15471.2795.361
look at that hey hit him in the butthole15473.685.84
and now we kiss15476.642.88
we gonna tear this [ __ ] down i15479.682.96
think the folks want to see this come15481.2792.88
down all right i'm doing it can we make15482.644.08
it look like my missile took it down15484.1596.0
i mean if you want to15486.724.88
oh did you hear that15490.1594.24
i did i whistled15491.62.799
there's random missiles floating around15497.3594.241
the orbit missiles flying around out15499.923.92
here15501.62.24
and here it goes delete the block15504.3994.561
oh that's where is it going15507.1992.641
oh15508.962.479
yeah15509.843.68
and your missile didn't do a thing not a15511.4394.96
thing you sure that's enough doraleous15513.524.24
yeah that should be this should do it15516.3992.401
all right15517.762.8
this should do it whistle away15518.83.2
it's not gonna do it15520.564.24
i'm i i'll bet a lot of money15522.07.08
all right here we go come on baby15524.84.28
oh15530.882.24
[ __ ] your missiles are15533.4394.241
pretty weak oh boy pretty weak what's it15535.125.279
gonna do now can you tilt them oh [ __ ]15537.685.44
oh is it what there's random missiles15540.3994.721
flying around you can't hear it oh no no15543.123.92
we can't i heard it oh wait yeah one15545.124.239
just landed it's at the bottom oh jesus15547.044.0
it's stuck in the bottom well hi guys15549.3593.601
how's the frame rate i'm like right it's15551.043.52
horrible it's time15552.964.0
it's done15554.562.4
okay15563.765.0
all right15565.523.24
simon peed three times before this video15580.2393.04
it's weird15582.3192.721
you'd think you'd knock it all in one go15583.2795.04
simon how do you pee so loud15585.043.279
okay you're like my dog15588.3994.561
my dog will pee a hundred times on one15591.044.319
wall yeah oh no he saves it simon walked15592.964.64
out walked back in piedmore walked out15595.3595.601
walked back in piedmont no i didn't15597.65.679
all right so i actually have some donkey15600.964.96
kong trivia good i'm glad you guys sorry15603.2794.88
that's so funny it was funny i guess i15605.924.88
just don't get it i just love the15608.1595.681
no i didn't i don't know why i don't15610.84.96
like that so who was the original15613.845.92
character uh that uh mario replaced15615.766.88
uh the original character was a fella by15619.764.96
the name rafael15622.645.12
um hugh garto garto yeah who played15624.725.2
peter pan in the original uh theatrical15627.763.92
version i don't think that's right no15629.922.88
it's popeye15631.683.44
popeye and then the whole anti-spinach15632.84.88
movement no this was this was trivia15635.125.56
nope15637.683.0
all right look15663.683.28
i called you here for a reason yeah15664.884.559
we're here i'm talk to my people okay15666.964.399
what do you want you're too get the [ __ ]15669.4394.8
out of my way all right15671.3592.88
folks prepare to have your minds blown15679.843.76
we're a little late to the game other15682.3193.281
people know about this but we don't all15683.64.559
ready what for example let me show you15685.64.4
something y'all quit just listen to me15688.1595.04
i'm listening stop he's fondling15690.04.319
number one15693.1993.761
see this thing you like this so far yeah15694.3194.16
what's going on but oh man look at that15696.963.359
okay what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm15698.4792.96
building15700.3192.96
you guys like that yeah15701.4393.441
all right let's say i want to clean this15703.2793.601
up watch this15704.883.12
boom15706.884.12
right15708.03.0
holy [ __ ] it's all gone everybody's15712.04.239
mind's blown but let me show you stage15714.2394.321
two of mine blown all right now watch st15716.2393.92
no stay up there15718.563.36
over here dip [ __ ] like here looking15720.1593.441
okay all right here looking down how15721.923.68
many stages are there neebs like i don't15723.65.12
know a hundred stages of mind blown you15725.64.16
ready15728.723.12
watch me now i'm gonna do magic i'm15729.763.84
gonna make yourself disappear that would15731.843.599
blow my mind15733.64.559
whoa oh wait that's from a different oh15735.4396.081
oh my god ta-da15738.1596.32
blueprint and then just reloaded it omg15741.524.799
this is what i've been wanting for so15744.4793.441
long can you blow your mind again and15746.3193.361
it's been around for how long watch15747.923.12
watch dallas15749.684.799
blow your mind a second time15751.043.439
oh wow it's great there's two we can15754.964.96
save what our builds for the community15757.3595.201
to download or we can download community15759.924.72
bills oh there's a missile went by are15762.565.2
you serious15764.645.28
uh when you go up to the left you see it15767.764.0
says e hit e15769.924.399
i can name it neebs15771.765.04
tank or george and then a description15774.3194.321
and the working on something i can work15776.83.599
on something during the weekend when i'm15778.643.12
getting drunk15780.3993.04
and i can just bring it on over you15781.763.36
bring it in look i'm gonna save this15783.4393.281
okay it shows you the parts used to15785.124.159
build it and description i'm gonna hit15786.723.84
save15789.2794.16
and then um i can share it look at that15790.565.759
share yeah put it on the workshop15793.4395.121
that is cool yep so here it is now15796.3194.96
people can download this tank and use it15798.565.12
okay so i'm gonna build something now15801.2794.401
from the community you ready i15803.684.08
downloaded this this is called low rider15805.684.799
version 2. build it yeah15807.765.28
look at this thing15810.4792.561
yeah15816.2393.441
that is [ __ ] great15817.843.12
who did this15819.683.36
uh yo15820.963.92
jp in15823.044.319
going to the trunk yeah look at that15824.884.479
look at this thing15827.3594.0
oh yeah hey15829.3597.561
that thing man that is cool built by15831.3595.561
forklift.version3 by tacobon15837.1594.361
t-a-k-a-b-o-n15839.63.2
all right yeah15841.524.16
we got a pallet and we got a forklift15842.85.12
so take it to the warehouse come on all15845.684.32
right all right we got to dip it here15847.923.2
and uh15850.03.279
let's see that's not it hold on hold on15851.123.359
there we go15853.2792.0
oh15854.4791.84
yeah15855.2793.2
works like a charm all right i can work15856.3193.761
at lowe's now all right this other15858.4793.201
build's pretty cool how many builds you15860.083.76
got today uh just three perfect then15861.685.28
i'll show you how to pick out new ones15863.843.12
okay check out this crazy thing15871.3594.96
oh15875.1992.881
that's a bird how cool is that what is15876.3194.721
that is that an eagle no that's a hawk15878.084.159
yeah15881.042.8
paragraph looks like a hot falcon can15882.2393.92
you fly this thing or is it it's just15883.844.24
check this out it's got a sensor right15886.1593.04
here15888.083.279
so when you drop it15889.1995.601
the back door opens oh [ __ ] oh15891.3595.441
right in the ass it's called flapping15894.86.599
bird by scrap mechanist15896.84.599
look at that15908.084.72
look at that oh my god holy [ __ ] that15909.2795.761
looks really good it looks [ __ ] great15912.83.439
man15915.043.199
that looks so [ __ ] good isn't that15916.2394.641
awesome yeah size well hey glad15918.2395.761
my god tail goes15920.885.359
out15924.02.239
it's not very hot15927.684.08
all right okay it's gonna make a nest15930.083.44
here don't worry about it yeah simon15931.763.04
where are you going15933.522.719
what do you think15934.83.519
take three p's15936.2394.96
three ppo15938.3192.88
that's your name seven three figure15941.686.599
from star wars reference15944.4793.8
because simon pees three times he's15948.883.92
three times where he goes he goes in15950.724.479
pees a little bit comes out that is just15952.85.679
so not true i do not people of scrap15955.1996.0
mechanic here i will now show you how to15958.4795.68
download other designs for your scrap15961.1995.601
mechanic you go to the steam browser15964.1594.721
it's the workshop right15966.84.0
here we go15968.882.96
all right15970.83.519
so you look here ferris wheel camper15971.844.96
pokeball bike i'm intrigued by we don't15974.3193.761
have to do it but i'm intrigued by the15976.84.0
transformer car the attack seems it's15978.084.48
like how could you avoid it and i would15980.83.84
add the spider walker we've added three15982.564.08
things that's what we're gonna do now we15984.645.44
go back to the game and when i go to15986.644.799
look there they are15990.082.72
so well that easy15991.4393.121
all right what do we want to start with15992.85.439
spider wagger all right build whoo15994.565.599
now you're oh15998.2394.08
there goes my frame rate16000.1595.16
oh16002.3193.0
i know16007.763.519
my hair's you got creepy face oh that's16008.724.24
[ __ ] creepy that thing's fantastic16011.2794.08
dude that came at me yeah that's [ __ ]16012.964.16
cool look it turns16015.3593.601
this is why i said we should do the16017.123.84
spider turn it right that thing in the16018.963.84
back that spins seems to help it there16020.963.6
are a lot of really smart people out16022.85.28
there i know we're not any of them16024.565.839
okay so if i stop the spinning look the16028.084.88
whole thing goes fast yeah that's a lot16030.3994.401
of work like that yeah16032.965.199
creator dr navi16034.85.92
well done creeps me off with bravo so16038.1595.2
this is a transforming car16040.723.679
oh16043.3594.321
okay here we go um hmm three buttons wow16044.3995.76
hit one16047.682.479
perfect clamp16051.684.4
now you drive it16053.525.12
not too bad it doesn't drive too bad huh16056.086.399
not too bad what's to do16058.643.839
okay yeah no this is a good looking16064.04.479
build it doesn't turn into a robot and i16066.084.319
like the fact that it has that uh16068.4793.521
downward thrust that keeps you from16070.3994.401
losing traction16072.05.439
there we go16074.82.639
oh there's a wall there so carol built16080.4793.201
this16082.723.28
transforming car carol's workshop good16083.683.84
job carol16086.04.239
in action here we go16087.523.52
oh16090.2393.281
that's big oh16091.044.8
yes16093.522.32
oh wow okay it's a lot of butt work all16096.2394.16
right okay so now the big question is16098.84.32
how do you get in this thing16100.3994.561
is that toilet flush yeah that's for uh16103.124.56
three ppo16104.962.72
one button this seems easy16108.644.639
here we go oh16111.523.28
does it work16113.2793.04
uh yeah apparently yeah it's like a16114.83.76
timid cat listen i know how hard just16116.3194.481
build things in this oh yeah the fact16118.565.44
this thing is moving at all16120.83.2
bless her heart she's 14. she's not16126.643.92
going to be here much longer16128.3994.721
oh my cat's 14.16130.563.599
sorry16133.122.72
i meant to say 15. hop out and watch16134.1593.2
this thing walk into the sunset all16135.844.16
right folks so if you have scrap16137.3594.08
mechanic you don't have to download this16140.03.04
it should just be an update i think it's16141.4393.521
called blueprint is there a way that we16143.045.52
can make them fall by iskin biskin full16144.966.56
function functioning x-wing16148.565.679
subscribe16151.522.719
oh okay that's how they sit just like in16155.125.039
the movie16158.722.32
oh16160.1594.0
okay i dig i dig how do i steer this i16161.044.56
don't know i don't head right toward it16164.1592.881
take a look like turn right turn right16165.63.52
turn firing turn right big wrap a rope16167.045.6
around it you're going down16169.123.52
come on go down i'm fine maybe we should16181.764.32
try to hit him from the side from the16184.724.559
side okay i'll get him16186.086.079
come on go higher16189.2792.88
oh you better go down get out16196.963.84
are you kidding me16205.684.4
are you kidding me we just had to stop16207.4394.081
taking this16210.082.64
[ __ ]16211.526.679
for the rebels suck on that vader16212.725.479
drop the hammer what movie is that from16228.84.8
drop the hammer oh from over the top no16231.1994.721
days of thunder there we go same movie16233.64.879
one's wrestling one's racing16235.924.319
one's arm wrestling you don't see a lot16238.4795.361
of arm wrestling movies anymore16240.2393.601
it's called over the top over the top16244.1593.521
and it's about arm wrestling i've never16245.923.6
seen him he turned his hat back and16247.683.04
forget it16249.523.44
get it turn the hat arm wrestling that's16250.725.439
it though that little kid just turn it16252.964.8
i didn't like his son what a little16256.1594.08
[ __ ] yeah he was kind of like caillou16257.764.8
yeah exactly like caillou what a [ __ ]16260.2394.321
whiny [ __ ] and he looks like he's 12.16262.563.44
anthony16264.563.599
rallius hey we16266.04.479
are doing another challenge it's about16268.1594.881
damn time these are my favorite i know16270.4794.88
already so the challenge starts here so16273.044.319
we have to build a vehicle yep that can16275.3594.401
take us from the starting line yep16277.3594.08
through obstacle one which is knock16279.764.16
these drums off of these pillars yep16281.4394.401
really good obstacle here last one is16283.923.519
that's [ __ ] tall how are you gonna do16285.842.96
that that's challenging that's just16287.4392.72
stupid it's a challenge it's gotta be16288.82.96
challenging challenge two challenge16290.1593.921
number two you have to reach this ramp16291.764.08
now once you're on the ramp the ducks16294.084.88
your vehicle has to be able16295.843.12
good thing you put these here so your16303.4392.88
vehicle has to be able to hang onto this16304.83.679
thing hug it16306.3194.16
and make its way across i like to call16308.4793.601
it the balance beam okay that's great16310.4793.84
obstacle number three the ladder climb16312.083.92
yep your vehicle has to be able to climb16314.3193.84
this ladder once you're at the top you16316.03.6
want to hug the right where the dotted16318.1593.361
lines are yep because there's a sensor16319.63.599
up there which will lower the ladder if16321.522.799
the ladder can even hold the weight i16323.1993.2
don't know yeah we'll find you fall to16324.3194.561
the victory pad we are gonna break for16326.3994.96
building and dinner and we'll be right16328.884.72
back16331.3592.241
yeah okey-dokey i'm not waiting for this16339.044.239
[ __ ] i get it i get it and you've16340.84.32
already been going for what four and a16343.2794.241
half hours no we went to dinner we can't16345.124.159
use the dinner thing i've been done for16347.524.24
an hour anyway you had an idea if you16349.2794.16
have to leave which you have to right16351.763.84
right yeah if you leave let's get some16353.4394.081
wild lines from you all right wild that16355.64.08
i can insert in and it will be oh16357.524.879
natural all right so it'll be like he's16359.684.96
here but he's not yeah what about this i16362.3994.0
got one right now what you got to be16364.644.24
kidding me oh yeah that's good now we're16366.3994.161
talking how about the like if you're16368.883.68
coming on to like okay so what like16370.563.52
you're inquisitive because you don't16372.563.2
know about the challenge right i'm very16374.084.56
interested in what's happening16375.765.36
or how about uh these that's a really16378.645.04
great build neebs that's a really great16381.124.88
build go ahead and give anthony and my16383.684.48
myself one of those as well doraleous16386.04.32
that's a really good build anthony16388.164.16
you're an [ __ ] folks we've been16390.325.44
building for a few minutes no it's been16392.326.479
ridiculously forever i finished first16395.764.959
because you worked through dinner mm-hmm16398.7993.601
no that was 20 minutes we all went to16400.7193.361
work and you've worked two hours longer16402.42.959
than i came in you had a whole car16404.083.84
together nope okay simon's here with us16405.3594.881
right i'm very interested in what's16407.924.4
happening16410.244.559
he's so funny he's like a silly little16412.323.52
dumpling16414.7992.881
all right we built a little longer than16415.842.879
we thought16417.683.519
it's been extremely challenging we're16418.7194.16
not sure if we're gonna pull this off16421.1993.201
i'm not going to pull off the ladder16422.8793.682
you're not pulling off the ladder16424.43.44
i'm not pulling off you're giving us16426.5613.119
crap for taking so long yeah because it16427.843.359
took very long we're going to call16429.683.92
doraleous the mystery machine mystery16431.1995.68
machine because he loves scooby-doo16433.66.08
i did growing up i had a big crush on uh16436.8794.721
daphne doraleous that's a really good16439.684.64
build all right are we ready to go16441.64.961
yeah all right i have the timer here set16444.323.28
on my16446.5613.679
samsung galaxy s6 phone we're not16447.63.519
sponsored16450.242.879
kick it off doraleous is going first16451.1193.281
ladies and gentlemen let me get up to16453.1193.281
the line um16454.43.52
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the16456.42.559
third16457.923.84
third right third third obstacle course16458.9594.561
with the pillars of doom where we must16461.764.08
knock pillar things off of pillars we16463.524.64
like to call it the tower tip the tower16465.843.76
tip doraleous what do you think can you16468.163.279
beat all three of these obstacles nope16469.63.439
and go16471.4394.561
and he's up to column number one let's16473.0394.24
see which one he goes to first he's16476.03.68
going to that small column well i mean16477.2795.201
i'm just going in order16479.682.8
hit it get it16483.4393.76
get it come on16485.3592.721
hey16487.1992.721
oh that was a good first pillar is that16488.083.279
pretty good about that16489.923.439
first pillar no problem now decimal16491.3593.84
taller right no i know how it works oh16493.3593.52
he's gonna he's gonna rock it up there16495.1994.321
are you gonna rock it16496.8792.641
hello up tail16499.924.56
is it exactly16501.842.64
don't you add a few temporary blocks16510.8793.041
there on your poker16512.324.0
poke it16513.922.4
oh16516.7993.281
son of a bull well you think simon16518.04.32
dorellis that's a really good build add16520.084.24
some pokers there you go thank you all16522.323.2
right16524.322.959
oh oh16525.523.041
oh oh16527.2792.961
good job doraleous16528.5613.359
you've done it what have you done what16530.243.6
have you done16531.923.519
really come back16533.842.959
hold on i got it i got it i got it you16535.4393.122
got it16536.7993.361
hit the crotch button okay hit the16538.5614.158
crouch button trellis is on to the third16540.164.799
column and i don't see how he's ever16542.7193.92
gonna reach that thing the first two16544.9593.441
shouldn't have been that hard oh man it16546.6394.08
keeps going16548.46.319
okay oh [ __ ] all right that's funny16550.7195.521
it doesn't look like it fits doraleous16554.7193.281
this [ __ ] sucks16556.243.44
you were giving us so much crap about16558.03.52
taking so long16559.683.279
you could have been working for an extra16561.524.32
hour on this thing16562.9592.881
oh she's so close too far i jumped up16567.684.72
all right16570.242.16
keep tapping keep going16573.62.72
well you were doing it right you got to16576.483.76
be kidding me16577.843.119
more16580.243.119
one more morning16580.9592.4
second all right dallas is doing the16584.6394.881
second obstacle which is the balance16587.524.08
beam i really like it on it just gotta16589.523.279
get on it all right gotta get on the16591.62.56
wheels are on the wheels are on you're16592.7993.92
never gonna get over that tight rope run16594.164.639
back wheels are locked he's got it bro16596.7193.361
oh16598.7994.48
you got it easy16600.083.199
oh my god come on16603.923.92
right simon doraleous that's a really16610.083.84
good build can i use your yeah you want16612.244.0
to use this computer yep because of lag16613.923.6
doraleous is switching to neeb's16616.242.799
computer yeah it's coming over to the16617.523.359
big computer how's that feel down is16619.0393.84
that better oh i mean it's it doesn't16620.8793.201
have lag16622.8793.441
see16624.082.24
i don't know16627.4392.241
i also don't know if i can get up on the16628.46.479
other but oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you16629.686.881
you think you can make it all across16634.8792.641
yeah16636.5612.078
you think you should have worked on your16637.522.88
vehicle longer if you can touch the16638.6393.441
other platform i think that's almost16640.44.559
passing here we go16642.082.879
hey hey all right good enough oh i count16645.765.119
that you got it you win you win you got16648.6393.841
it you got it all right i'll take it i16650.8793.361
touched the thing close enough on to the16652.485.28
one that i'm not very confident about16654.245.44
the two first ones you flew by you're16657.766.039
never gonna get over that ladder16659.684.119
okay is that why that looks like a16666.8793.281
grappling hook16668.084.32
there was a back-up plan16670.166.0
rallies pulls out the back-up plan16672.45.28
that was close16676.163.84
wow16677.682.32
that was amazing you have a backup16680.8794.881
backup plan 22 minutes 22 minutes all16682.8795.881
right16685.763.0
everybody grab a column and rebuild the16690.02.799
thing okay16691.843.119
what am i looking at here16692.7993.92
it's a little peg peg you got to put a16694.9593.76
block put the block on the peg put a16696.7193.441
block on top of the peg then put the16698.7193.041
barrel on top of the block and then16700.164.401
block it's a large barrel put the okay16701.764.879
next up on the three-part challenge we16704.5613.679
have anthony from culture shock who is16706.6393.281
also the announcer i'll let him take it16708.244.08
from here all right here i go going to16709.924.32
do the things that i already said before16712.324.799
am i ready yes i am anthony you're an16714.245.44
[ __ ] turns out anthony's uh somewhat16717.1196.08
of an [ __ ] and go16719.685.039
and anthony16723.1992.721
this isn't fair somebody else announced16724.7191.92
it16725.922.56
uh anthony reaches the first and16726.6394.16
shortest tower going up to the barrel16728.485.44
and knocking it with his front extender16730.7995.441
arm looking good anthony down in record16733.924.879
time all right looking really good and16736.244.799
he's moving on to the second tower the16738.7995.281
medium tower oh and the front arm does a16741.0395.201
little bloop de loo16744.084.559
wow huh just giving a little pet just16746.243.76
kind of giving a little good night16748.6392.881
nights16750.03.119
oh who's your who's your sweet little16751.523.839
barrel dallas you did delete the block16753.1193.442
underneath the thing right he didn't16755.3592.881
delete the block under the thing oh16756.5615.279
right i got it you got it16758.243.6
there we go now it's down oh16762.6394.48
there he goes16765.4393.84
love that arm anthony anthony's a barrel16767.1194.961
of fun isn't he16769.2792.801
why does it keep happening16784.483.72
i'm seeing wheels under there16796.43.52
what's happening let's call yours the16798.43.2
luck dragon16799.923.12
is that a disney movie no it's from the16801.65.278
neverending story never-ending story16803.046.96
you are [ __ ] you a [ __ ] you a [ __ ]16806.8784.642
man we should have just made the16810.03.52
challenge go up a ramp or just drive16811.524.96
forward and you were giving me [ __ ]16813.525.198
yeah look at your dumb ass we're all16816.484.0
getting really bored of watching you16818.7183.522
what just mike mike the car just shot16820.483.84
off to the side for no reason16822.243.2
hmm16824.323.76
or was the reason your fingers oh16825.443.4
oh16828.083.84
wow he's at the top up there16828.845.72
now what16831.925.2
all right16834.565.28
get it get it get it get it16837.123.518
get16839.843.798
up16840.6383.0
don't let go16850.163.04
thank god there's16851.764.48
mattresses down there16853.23.04
all right anthony's moved on to the16857.364.16
third house i made it if you can do16859.443.76
better than a backflip here this is16861.523.438
super experimental better than doraleous16863.23.92
are you ready16864.9584.962
i like this i do too oh wow that's16867.124.56
that's [ __ ] good that's pretty cool16869.923.2
this is the kind of [ __ ] that does make16871.684.48
you look like a genius neebs no16873.125.04
yeah i surround myself with people that16876.163.68
make me look smarter16878.164.4
is that the trick16879.842.72
oh hit it16882.684.32
that was beautiful that was amazing it16893.444.88
was about 11 11 and a half minutes not16896.244.32
that any of it matters simon i'm very16898.324.478
interested in what's happening neebs16900.565.52
yeah i'm ready okay and the timer starts16902.7984.242
now16906.083.2
and i'm off i feel like i don't have to16907.044.32
rush too much nope take your time i call16909.284.64
this the i don't know um16911.365.76
hornet jesus what the [ __ ] is that16913.924.718
on right now16917.124.24
that is creep whoa16918.6385.442
here it comes16921.365.598
and the first oh wow very nice that was16924.084.558
while he was wiping something off his16926.9583.602
eyebrow yep for those who couldn't see16928.6383.762
yeah i had an itchy eye and i scratched16930.563.6
it at the same time you gotta be kidding16932.44.64
me slow and steady from neebs16934.166.0
hey you got the second one i hate you16937.044.72
the barrel's down i get it it's got to16940.163.12
be down look gotta be down yeah the16941.763.118
barrel's down down16943.286.08
down neebs come back number two for me16944.8786.482
all i see is wheels yeah how are you16949.363.84
doing this with wheels uh it's called a16951.365.68
bounce beam and it's nice and16953.25.84
simon calm down i hate you this is16957.044.24
[ __ ] beautiful i hate you oh my god16959.046.48
neebs that's a really great bill jesus16961.284.24
i gotta make one adjustment to one of my16968.7183.442
mechanisms i don't know if that's16970.482.8
allowed i didn't have to make an16972.162.96
adjustment oh come on doraleous i was16973.283.84
doing this before i actually need the16975.124.56
old long arm of the hornet again16977.125.04
this one takes a bit of luck folks16979.685.84
here we go come on hornet16982.165.36
you can do it heebs has latched his arm16985.524.16
onto the ladder oh boy he's up there16987.523.198
okay16989.683.038
hang on hang on arm16990.7184.562
heading on up oh hang on arms16992.7186.24
up in the air now you got it16995.283.678
oh17002.563.0
almost six minutes almost six minutes17022.7183.842
all right we'll see you next week folks17024.6384.24
or tomorrow whenever this was a really17026.565.56
good video17028.8783.242
here's another pro tip if uh the harlem17042.6384.882
globetrotters or uh17045.043.838
any other guest star was on the17047.524.24
scooby-doo episode [ __ ] monster or how17048.8783.962
about uh17051.763.52
um pizza pie17052.844.52
pizza pie17055.284.08
forget17057.364.64
spaghett17059.362.64
i think that might do it yeah it'll be17062.163.84
like you're here the whole video oh good17064.04.08
thank god i can leave grab your stuff17066.03.52
clean out your desk we got everything we17068.083.52
need from now on17069.524.08
neves that's a really great build17071.64.0
doraleous that's a really good build17073.64.16
anthony you're an [ __ ] i'm very17075.63.92
interested in what's happening you got17077.764.24
to be kidding me this [ __ ] sucks17079.524.56
you're never gonna get over that ladder17082.03.36
you're never gonna get over that17084.085.52
tightrope oh that was close pizza pie17085.367.04
spaghett this was really good video oh17089.65.44
you got your name figured out17092.44.88
hey look doraleous hey it's me hi17095.043.758
dorellius i don't know that other guy17097.283.12
was you even spelled your name right17098.7983.202
yeah all right so here's what i want to17100.43.28
do remember a while back i built that17102.03.36
giant thing that i love it turned out so17103.684.0
well i want to revisit that giant17105.364.4
vehicles anthony go make a big vehicle17107.684.32
okay neebs go make a vehicle i'm gonna17109.764.64
was i a guy yep i don't know if i like17112.05.04
that parkour i've been a beautiful17114.46.84
little blonde girl for so long17117.044.2
bye was a big fail17136.845.24
just17140.6384.802
didn't work didn't work17142.083.36
it's been uh two17150.243.68
three hours how long do we build this17152.324.24
time [ __ ] it's been it's one week you've17153.925.6
built today for four hours i'll tell you17156.565.84
what represents that time huh my build17159.526.24
oh yeah yeah no no no no mine is17162.45.44
embarrassing what's the the title the17165.764.24
mission was build giant vehicles so is17167.843.84
this your vehicle yeah you like it not17170.04.0
giant let's see a big vehicle you want17171.684.32
to see the big ones yeah who's who's the17174.03.6
vehicle we're gonna show first should we17176.02.958
just get my piece of [ __ ] out of the way17177.64.08
yeah sure yes i call it the big17178.9584.402
piece of [ __ ] even though it's not even17181.683.76
big okay whoa17183.363.358
whoa what17185.443.6
what's long isn't it it's long in it17186.7184.962
what's it do ah what doesn't it do17189.044.32
there's nothing impressive about it no17191.683.68
nothing is really good at all all right17193.365.278
check it out oh see that's something17195.364.56
that's awesome17198.6383.602
get yourself up go ahead awesome dude i17199.924.878
think that's great and it should17202.244.718
he's got to move make it17204.7983.84
it's sway around a little bit excuse me17206.9583.442
okay17208.6383.842
well that's ridiculous i love it it's17210.45.12
reduced yeah hold on it's good alex hold17212.484.56
on what is holding these wheels up here17215.523.76
in front together it's like a little uh17217.043.52
oh my god17219.284.24
chain of pipes the jets make it go well17220.565.52
they hold it down a little bit hold on17223.524.0
okay well you know that whole that17226.083.28
technique yeah and they do make it move17227.523.278
forward a little bit more i think17229.363.438
technically you've you did what you were17230.7984.322
supposed to i had an idea i wanted it to17232.7985.282
be much taller i i say hurrah you know17235.124.48
what it makes me think of that thing in17238.084.0
uh the the half-life 2 things that you17239.65.038
the striders striders those are creepy17242.084.878
huh shoot it in the face eye it makes me17244.6383.762
think17246.9583.602
bugs they're not mosquitoes but people17248.44.558
oh it's called flies crane fly yeah they17250.564.078
eat mosquitoes yeah yeah that's a good17252.9583.84
damn bug right there it's the crane car17254.6384.08
crane fly car17256.7983.522
yeah17258.7182.642
and they can17260.324.398
oh oh oh and it does that oh wow17261.365.598
okay it's a nice smooth flight that's17264.7184.722
going to be hard to beat17266.9583.602
yeah17269.443.84
is it yeah yeah i really am impressed17270.565.28
you got me with the low expectations17273.284.08
the goofiest car i've ever seen yeah17275.843.038
that's awful goofy17277.363.278
and here we go ready ready ready big and17278.8784.322
it moves17280.6382.562
stick in the landing i like it it's kind17284.164.0
of neat in it17287.042.48
it's just funny you better you should17288.163.92
sit back and [ __ ] all the time man you17289.523.68
were trying to get everybody to hate on17292.082.96
it before i know it out every time i17293.23.36
upped the engines to go a little bit17295.044.0
faster it made that whole front thing17296.564.318
that's holding the because the legs want17299.043.598
to spread wide open17300.8784.08
like my ladies17302.6384.32
all right am i right about that was he17304.9583.442
right were you right i don't know you're17306.9582.802
gonna let me drive this yeah let me uh17308.44.318
let me plop on down for you that's how17309.763.84
oh17312.7183.122
sorry about that excuse me hello17313.64.4
oh god [ __ ] rig job right there yeah17315.844.878
this looks like a17318.05.2
yeah there it goes17320.7184.722
wow17323.22.24
there's one17326.163.04
one gets you on up17327.363.278
four is the flying but you want to do17329.24.0
that while you're flat okay17330.6384.962
look they're crossing in front17333.25.92
go down there you go hopefully we can17335.63.52
wait17341.443.12
hey hey17342.8782.882
all right17344.562.72
works pretty good this is probably the17345.763.198
best thing you've ever built17347.283.518
i wouldn't yeah you're probably right17348.9584.642
wow that's sad17350.7982.802
so long folks so you name this the piece17354.7184.642
of [ __ ] yeah it's the big piece so far17357.65.278
the piece shit's winning because17359.363.518
uh anthony can i back up is it really17373.683.6
big you might want to just a little bit17375.64.48
okay let's see17377.285.518
what the [ __ ] is that that's a dick17380.085.6
oh look at that17382.7982.882
so i i went for big because i just made17386.7984.322
a big giant tower yeah out of because i17388.484.398
was running out of time i thought seems17391.124.48
pretty lazy didn't it yeah17392.8785.122
yeah that's lazy this is so lazy when i17395.63.76
was running out of time in my first17398.03.6
amazing vehicle which neve saw and said17399.364.96
looked cool right messed up neebs i17401.63.68
think you're going to like it in here17404.321.92
look up17405.283.76
oh good god is this the best way to look17406.244.8
maybe that's a great view17409.045.04
drive around here we go17411.043.04
it works it's not top heavy at all i'm17415.523.84
sure let's race come on guys what are17417.363.68
the jets doing jen's helped me turn17419.363.598
slightly these are just really17421.043.758
uninteresting aren't they17422.9582.962
i thought you thought mine was17424.7983.042
interesting i did this is great17425.923.76
everyone's gonna hate this video no17427.843.68
they're not it's big no they're not my17429.684.32
my build's not good either why are you17431.524.0
going into this sandbagging you're17434.03.92
trying to copy copy uh doraleous17435.524.32
technique saying yours is so bad yours17437.924.718
is probably great i used your system17439.844.56
uh in the front17442.6384.402
steer look17444.42.64
nice well done17449.763.6
you two want to race yes yeah i'll17451.63.358
[ __ ] race go all right so whoever17453.364.48
gets to you first wins right yeah hold17454.9585.92
on perfect okay you ready yep is it on17457.844.64
your mark or take your mark just on your17460.8782.562
mark17462.482.398
on your mark17463.442.72
get set17464.8783.602
go17466.162.32
look at this17468.9584.162
wow oh you know what creeper's doing17471.123.678
better than i thought he would but is he17473.123.518
i'm a creeper come on creepers i am yeah17474.7983.682
that's won the race one you can still17476.6384.16
get silver is it time for my big yeah17478.485.12
yeah please a giant vehicle17480.7984.482
you know what it's almost as if anthony17483.63.92
and i even helped him finish it knocking17485.285.678
him over oh yeah you go17487.523.438
all right piece of [ __ ] holy crap look17493.044.56
now you can walk up it as if you're get17494.8784.402
all up inside it17497.64.96
are you right am i17499.283.28
when it comes to that kind of stuff17503.63.198
anthony why don't you go fetch my17505.364.4
vehicle yeah fetch it i don't fetch it17506.7985.282
you're toad boy17509.763.6
oh you see it17512.082.638
all right throw it on a lift and bring17513.363.278
it over here oh there we go17514.7183.522
i'll race you doraleous there he is17516.6383.682
thank you look at that that's excitement17518.243.44
you said this was going to be a good17520.323.28
video look at this it's so good look at17521.686.16
this look at this land the crane flies17523.64.24
neebs are you ready hit it let's see it17528.324.558
all right hey17530.7186.322
holy [ __ ] slam a jam that thing17532.8785.76
i built these big wheels i made them17537.042.96
thicker but they were so heavy they17538.6383.042
wouldn't turn right then i had to put17540.03.2
jets on them to make them turn and now17541.684.0
they're um their records they look like17543.24.56
albums yeah so here's here's how you get17545.683.92
in if the seat's not down you got to hit17547.764.32
this button17549.62.48
look at that17552.163.76
this is really clever actually huh17553.444.64
so then you hop in the seat like this17555.924.4
yep hit one17558.084.32
to e you're in the truck yeah that works17560.324.558
that's [ __ ] great17562.46.318
and here's the command center17564.8785.042
what17568.7182.802
i don't know what to think about it i17569.923.44
kind of like it17571.524.32
i just wish it did more well i wanted to17573.364.56
turn i want to see it move but is this17575.844.0
full speed17577.923.68
i've seen cars normal size that don't17579.843.28
turn this well let's see if it goes17581.62.8
faster17583.123.12
the fact that it works like it works17584.43.92
right now is impressive17586.244.24
yeah weird crap keeps happening see that17588.324.08
square that goes around that17590.482.88
thing17592.42.72
that's to keep it from overturning but17593.363.518
sometimes that big17595.123.44
beam just comes out of that square for17596.8783.682
no reason17598.564.72
doraleous hey hey look what i made for17600.565.44
you and your seat17603.282.72
it's too bad that trees don't get17606.562.48
knocked down because something of this17607.924.16
size would just mow them over yeah well17609.045.598
how fast how fast can you make that hit17612.084.32
we could fill the bed with rockets we17614.6384.802
could each place some rockets and lead17616.44.8
it to our own button we could each be a17619.443.92
stage state one stage two what do you17621.25.36
think neebs all right yeah buddy that's17623.364.72
moving really good yeah you're steering17626.563.2
pretty nicely around these trees let's17628.083.36
not forget how large this turns you're17629.764.0
right good job it's massive oh look at17631.445.358
that turn we in oh good yes17633.764.32
what are you sitting at well i didn't17636.7982.642
want to get blown back why aren't you in17638.083.28
your chair get your seat i can't hit the17639.443.6
switch from there attach the switch to17641.364.96
yourself that makes a whole lot of sense17643.043.28
stage one initiated17646.7184.402
okay going pretty quick17649.283.2
it turns worse17651.123.598
oh cause you're tired thing came out why17652.484.0
does that keep happening all right now17654.7183.682
look there's no way this should come out17656.484.08
of this we know we get the right yeah of17658.44.238
course not okay we didn't disagree with17660.564.158
you all right well we ready17662.6386.24
yes uh sequence one17664.7186.642
sequence one initiated hard turn yeah17668.8784.162
yeah you go see where you're going nice17671.363.518
straightaway right there okay we're17673.043.758
ready for seconds two yes all right five17674.8784.322
six two17676.7983.762
oh17679.24.72
faster now it's fine17680.563.36
this can't be our video it's our video17695.684.4
no people work too hard they had a rough17697.764.0
day we were trying17700.083.2
they want to be entertaining the video's17701.764.24
fine yeah this come on it's fine listen17703.284.88
let's go back to those helicopter things17706.03.28
i mean no17708.162.638
no give me that rescue chopper i made17709.283.28
adjustments let's go to that no yeah17710.7984.16
come on let's do it no it looks the same17712.564.56
yeah that's impressive it is the same17714.9584.322
but different now now you stabilize i17717.124.4
fly oh now it works remember how hard we17719.284.0
had a time getting over to absorb i17721.523.76
remember i had the tougher job as far as17723.283.84
pilots go okay well that's probably the17725.283.28
same and17727.123.598
firewire two i don't know how these work17728.566.0
all right i am uh gaining altitude but17730.7187.042
right over that hill oh boy nope nope17734.567.28
nope i don't know my buttons yet okay17737.764.08
straighten her out17742.323.6
bring it up up come on i gotta learn my17743.684.08
buttons you didn't tell me [ __ ] all17745.924.4
right gaining altitude okay you're doing17747.764.878
most the work doraleous i know i that's17750.323.28
what i've been saying we've been17752.6382.402
complaining about that for the last five17753.62.64
minutes i've been trying to make that17755.042.48
very clear17756.242.638
you should be honored17757.523.358
we chose you for this mission you've17758.8784.562
been chosen you did okay i chose you for17760.8783.84
this mission17763.442.64
all right see that hill to our left yeah17764.7184.322
i see it it's camp absorb17766.085.44
wow this is very doable be very cautious17769.044.48
just slightly hit them buttons you17771.523.358
slightly at them well you don't have17773.523.52
anything to hit yeah well actually i do17774.8783.76
he's getting a cool shot see see the17777.043.758
wheels it's me17778.6383.922
yeah great you need those to land you'll17780.7982.882
crash if you don't have this is already17782.562.96
going a thousand times better i'm aware17783.683.36
of that all right we'll turn the turn17785.522.88
the view i want to see17787.042.56
here17788.43.52
where's the well there's the camera17789.63.44
all right we'll slow it down a little17791.923.28
bit slow it down right17793.044.88
neebs okay is that me i don't know i17795.24.56
mean i'm thinking oh you built it what17797.922.878
are you doing what are you doing what17799.762.56
are you doing going into the training17800.7983.92
tree i'm flying over it oh boy17802.324.8
tada look at this17804.7185.642
we're here17807.123.24
wow17810.483.0
take it back home i thought you went in17824.082.798
this video17825.762.8
now you want to keep the video going oh17826.8782.642
okay17828.562.96
so i guess that's me i guess you can't17829.523.6
do that without me well now your job's17831.523.04
done you brought the wheels up you know17833.122.72
what actually i have another button i17834.564.48
think boom forward17835.843.2
you want to tell the guy that you're17839.762.8
doing that and he's controlling it yeah17840.7983.84
stop it what are you doing get out stop17842.563.68
screwing up all right17844.6383.842
looking good doraleous thank you17846.243.6
[ __ ] right17848.485.238
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]17849.843.878
i'll cut it out earlier wait no17857.123.598
all right kick it off yeah i will kick17861.925.038
it off kick it off kicking it off in17864.563.44
five17866.9583.602
one hey folks we're here with ada hop17868.04.32
today ada hop is from the community and17870.565.2
he's built a racetrack yeah like a big17872.326.638
whoops ridden race tracky thing that17875.765.52
looked like it took some time how much17878.9584.562
time did it take you ate a hop oh you17881.285.04
know 70 80 hours what was that17883.524.88
70 80 hours oh i thought you said 70017886.323.12
hours17888.43.36
70 to 80 hours17889.445.76
a lot get a life dude17891.765.28
this randomly showed up in my youtube17895.24.16
feed okay and it said neebs obstacle17897.043.44
course or something like that it's like17899.363.76
what is this that's a it's an honor i17900.485.36
must say i haven't even seen it17903.124.64
other than this right here obviously17905.844.4
go ahead uh simon your hand is raised so17907.764.958
this was he named it this four months17910.244.718
ago yeah no [ __ ] i didn't know that i17912.7183.282
thought you just found something cool17914.9583.042
that somebody made no it is a tribute to17916.03.92
us i believe oh sorry dude don't get a17918.05.84
life i take that back17919.923.92
can i look in here what's this do17929.044.24
uh that is the restroom oh nice it's17931.123.678
considerate oh17933.283.76
oh okay you you push the butt get on it17934.7985.362
and push the button to close the door17937.043.12
oh that's wonderful oh that makes me17943.043.758
happy that's an interesting way to take17945.044.8
a [ __ ] aydah who what's who are you well17946.7985.282
my real name is alex i uh have a tiny17949.844.16
tiny youtube channel my i actually have17952.084.32
a degree in computer animation and uh17954.03.84
been a teacher for last three years we17956.43.36
just replaced our assistant with uh ada17957.844.64
hop anthony pack your [ __ ] buddy17959.765.118
fired17962.484.318
you're a good editor i noticed oh thank17964.8783.602
you yeah so what's the best way to do17966.7983.282
this uh we can do a track tour if you17968.483.36
want uh or we or you can just go17970.083.44
straight through it blind uh i kind of17971.842.878
just want to go through i would go17973.523.198
through blind ballet said everybody jump17974.7183.602
on scrap mechanic at home and build a17976.7183.202
race car yeah because you're doing a17978.323.2
race track didn't even get to see the17979.923.44
track i don't even know how what kind of17981.523.92
specs i need i looked at it minimally17983.364.0
well i told you that it couldn't be17985.443.438
you know i might have to make mine17987.363.518
skinnier i've got lights on my wheels17988.8784.08
are you kissing huh oh yeah i'm a dude17990.8785.76
now oh yeah no i'm after ada hop now17992.9583.68
uh it is called the names racer lx boom17998.7185.602
oh this is going to be some tight fits18002.483.12
on this on this track here oh that's18004.323.36
what i was afraid because with it mine's18005.64.4
wider oh no does someone want to go18007.683.52
first are we just going to jump right18010.02.718
into the race you've got your vehicle18011.23.12
out do it man like you're first you're18012.7183.202
here for it i feel like we should at18014.323.28
least go against each other time-wise18015.925.718
okay absolutely we're doing this18017.64.038
okay i'm off good luck buddy [ __ ]18029.043.678
there's a ramp18031.283.438
oh boy oh i can't see the screen because18032.7184.16
it needs his big old head yeah okay all18034.7184.562
right well that's oh god yeah okay oh18036.8784.08
did you fall in already18039.283.678
all right there you go oh great this is18040.9583.282
a great start okay18042.9583.442
working out right18044.244.96
yeah it usually does see had i known the18046.44.318
course had this i definitely wouldn't18049.23.12
have had that but i didn't design mine18050.7183.282
to you can take it off right now take18052.324.318
off that bamboo it goes like it is come18054.05.12
on oh god this is a job18056.6384.642
this starts off brutally it really does18059.124.48
it does it it eases up a little bit okay18061.284.08
okay yeah wait a way to go with the18063.63.278
design frustrate the hell out of18065.363.04
everyone and make them hate your [ __ ]18066.8784.0
race this is what happens boom it flips18068.44.318
me over every time oh okay yeah i wasn't18070.8784.08
doing that was it18072.7183.602
what are you doing dude i'm wondering18074.9583.362
why my upright isn't working well that's18076.323.52
you're wasting everyone's it worked so18078.323.28
beautifully like i would brag about it18079.843.2
for centuries yeah but you're in the18081.63.038
middle of a race it doesn't work now18083.043.2
still on the clock here yeah still on18084.6383.522
the clock it doesn't work now sure look18086.243.84
all right there you go okay very nice18088.163.84
it's not even going down now18090.084.718
it's glitchy18092.02.798
through either yes wait18095.843.52
nearly there yes18098.04.32
oh don't fall through the hole18099.362.96
why doraleous would you not say look at18102.9584.322
the course first why what do you mean18105.043.918
why look what's happening look at this18107.283.358
look at this jumper18108.9583.602
take your bumper off18110.6384.08
yeah take that bumper off dude i really18112.565.52
like the bumper um we're at five minutes18114.7184.962
and you beat this in what five minutes18118.084.24
you said add a hump uh uh yeah copy18119.684.08
i wonder if he saw the course before he18122.323.68
did it18123.762.24
look at this why what are you doing he's18127.124.96
trying to make it pretty six minutes18128.7985.682
should that be black yeah yeah oh yeah18132.083.92
definitely let's try all the colors and18134.482.88
we'll vote yeah let's give it a shot18136.03.6
let's start with a little red in there18137.363.518
come on hey18139.62.8
oh yeah18140.8783.84
there you go oh god you're over there18142.44.478
you know what it'll work oh which way to18144.7184.642
go now right into the i was confused18146.8785.522
this is left and right18149.363.04
nice are you kidding well done that was18152.7184.0
fantastic18154.6384.16
holy [ __ ] i'm not fitting through this18156.7185.122
i'm not either18158.7983.042
get it get in there maybe [ __ ]18162.6384.762
so we eventually got through it what18176.44.08
have we heard morning oh boy look at18178.083.2
that18180.482.88
look at all this construction zone18181.283.2
goodness18183.363.76
that looks great it really does18184.485.52
no oh my goodness oh and that's what you18187.125.838
added that's me18190.02.958
yeah look at that big18193.043.2
puns six seven eight nine ten unreal18200.848.118
how wide is my car i bet your car is ten18206.484.72
it's those fat cars exactly ten exactly18208.9584.402
ten i i gave you a quite a well endowed18211.23.598
fabulous i hope you don't mind no it's18213.362.24
fine18214.7983.042
mine's rather large that's a really hard18215.65.52
obstacle yeah the hardest mayhaps18217.845.28
yes it is the hardest this is a class18221.124.32
five huh18223.124.24
yeah pick it up walk through yeah this18225.445.278
is a hot mess on my end18227.363.358
you said you're a teacher adam18243.043.758
what do you teach again game design18245.044.08
computer animation uh filmmaking so do18246.7984.08
your kids do they watch the uh your18249.123.36
channel i try to not tell them that i18250.8782.882
have one you don't want those little18252.484.318
shits watching you anyway right18253.765.28
not18256.7982.242
you looking damn good yeah the the the18262.163.76
rainbow came first and then i added the18264.323.52
portraits and just kind of landed nice18265.923.84
so i bet you i bet you we're not gonna18267.845.118
see a simon in here huh no no simons who18269.765.6
but there is a jake and an anthony no go18272.9584.482
go left18275.363.68
yeah18277.442.56
mine's not gonna make it through here18279.042.64
either if we just would have seen the18280.04.24
course okay okay they understood we've18281.684.08
talked about all of this yeah right18284.243.92
you're at 16 and a half minutes i think18285.765.118
he has a job right old ada he's got18288.164.32
things to do he's got a life well he18290.8784.0
spent 80 hours building this thing yeah18292.484.96
well that's not i know hey this was your18294.8784.162
idea there you go no i know and i still18297.443.04
i'm enjoying it you're going to do this18299.042.56
course and now you don't want me to do18300.482.72
it i am enjoying it and i may have18301.63.278
messed up are you you sound like you're18303.23.2
not enjoying it i'm having a great time18304.8783.92
yeah oh god please this is true it's not18306.43.84
really honestly when it comes down to18308.7982.882
what you're doing you're kind of being18310.244.638
silly this is going to go well yeah18311.684.72
just just wait for the right time nailed18314.8784.08
it oh god18316.42.558
are you kidding me18319.923.68
it's right there18321.765.038
yeah there it is great okay watch out18323.66.198
easy18326.7983.0
it's just a rumble plate this is18334.8783.602
beautiful by the way oh it looks great i18336.563.2
think18338.485.238
okay i guess you're ready18339.763.958
yeah nailed it neebs you're doing great18352.164.16
buddy thanks how are you doing time uh18354.165.16
21-1918356.323.0
man that was a good thing it looks the18363.524.72
best let me tell you it is the largest18365.24.56
yep it is the largest you are the final18368.243.68
obstacle yes18369.763.68
you got to get a big run on that one18371.923.44
just bash the [ __ ] out of his face i18373.445.198
think that's the point all right18375.363.278
come on get past me come on you got it18380.06.4
there it is yeah oh18383.685.038
damn18386.42.318
huh oh man18388.7982.802
oh18394.242.8
he's stuck between a simon and a hard18395.283.678
place18397.046.0
oh he is i know and i went18398.9584.082
this is like kind of kinky it is a18403.284.4
little sexy like it's a little sexy my18405.285.2
neck hole do it18407.682.8
almost he's almost there18410.7184.722
i think i did it no you did it you18413.365.12
[ __ ] nailed it nice don't fall over18415.445.278
there18418.482.238
nice ah18421.126.08
hey look at that18423.086.44
good job 250818427.24.32
that's the time to beat folks who wants18429.524.0
to go next i know that i'll go great18431.524.24
course hey to hop yeah i like the course18433.523.6
a lot you know what would have helped if18435.763.28
we would have seen this before seen the18437.123.36
whole thing like you've seen the course18439.042.32
so yeah18440.482.238
that would have been good18441.364.08
mine's called the blue dingle oh man18442.7184.16
that's great18445.443.84
see yours looks built for this yeah this18446.8783.92
does this might work i don't know it's18449.284.84
small enough18450.7983.322
oh18463.123.0
no it's fine it's fine it's fine oh wow18469.764.958
there we go you nailed it18471.63.118
nope nope nope18475.524.72
get out of there18477.62.64
not on this one i didn't if you do that18489.363.598
it's a one minute dock yeah but he18491.283.92
didn't know that pretty sloppy gamery if18492.9584.882
you ask me18495.22.64
nice wow oh wow man that was even better18498.7984.0
you didn't even get touched dude you18501.522.96
went through like [ __ ]18502.7983.362
i feel like if i had seen this part i18504.483.6
could have made my car where it had a18506.164.638
rocket yeah18508.084.4
see the map see what kind of obstacles18510.7982.962
you have we should have looked at it18512.482.478
first18513.763.28
bit tight on the hips there fatty why18514.9584.0
they ate so many donuts squeeze into18517.044.64
them jeans what ain't so many donuts i'm18518.9583.882
gonna get in18521.682.72
them18522.843.878
oh18524.42.318
all right well i got to pick it up18527.122.88
because i have no way to write myself a18528.164.4
minute doc18530.02.56
there you go18533.043.24
well your nose will get through there18540.083.2
you could have replaced your rear tires18541.762.958
with the little tires that's actually a18543.283.358
good idea no wait your back tires are18544.7184.802
yellow i don't give a [ __ ]18546.6382.882
yeah there you go good job18550.9586.562
here we go18555.122.4
[ __ ] this18560.7983.522
just just talk a duck [ __ ] 10 points18562.164.16
i don't give a [ __ ] so that's uh that's18564.325.28
three minutes total um added to his 61018566.325.2
currently great job absorb yeah you're18569.63.198
doing really good yeah you're really18571.522.32
good at picking up your vehicle and18572.7982.722
walking through obstacles18573.843.76
you might have seen the course18575.525.32
that's true18577.63.24
yeah18589.842.24
i'm thinking this penalty isn't big18592.484.478
enough no it's not neebs won18593.766.48
oh [ __ ] is that turned off okay18596.9584.962
you should have went when it was still18600.245.44
yep wait yep jesus18601.923.76
back up18606.43.318
yeah this18620.842.76
it's really easy wait18621.844.08
wait18623.62.32
go here we go18627.042.96
sucker18631.923.28
so that's five minutes on top of his 818633.24.96
13. yeah i'm good with it18635.24.48
technically though the winning time18638.163.52
right now is still neebs18639.683.198
is that just uh18641.684.958
nope nope nope nope oh [ __ ] oh jesus18642.8786.482
[ __ ] there we go yeah oh yep i tell you18646.6384.32
this with this one right here this18649.363.04
little drop here is beautiful yeah it's18650.9583.92
really nice yeah it's an acid trip like18652.45.52
i'm flying through space18654.8783.042
painting that18658.564.078
was a was it a pain18659.682.958
no upright needed all right one shot18662.8783.84
charlie right here you'll redeem18665.443.518
yourself one shot18666.7184.16
i think so squirrely now all right here18668.9584.882
we go yep18670.8782.962
come on yeah18673.925.6
oh you're wedged in there yeah18675.685.6
there's your jet crane trust steering18679.523.6
would help steer right and left you got18681.283.518
to shake it shimmy it in there you got18683.124.88
to tickle his esophagus18684.7983.202
get it get it18688.084.92
come on18689.763.24
are you moving yeah he's moving slowly18696.164.16
is he moving i might get there18698.165.04
oh yeah oh yep oh it's like you're being18700.324.52
birthed18703.26.16
yay oh boy oh boy18704.844.52
so18710.6382.962
but he did pass this you can do this one18711.524.48
i know it oh yeah18713.64.96
oh i didn't even notice that that's nice18716.05.04
it's spinning18718.564.56
very nice good job18721.045.28
13 29 plus five minutes you're out of18723.125.12
your mind he only went through like two18726.324.88
obstacles seven minutes 23 minutes then18728.244.0
i like it18731.22.4
i'm gonna have to take off those tire18732.244.08
lights i call it the boxed lunch it's18733.64.8
fantastic yeah i like it it looks cool i18736.323.44
i don't think there's any way you're18738.43.2
getting through that mouth nope so there18739.763.84
she is i like how your ponytail kind of18741.64.0
hangs out the back sticks out18743.64.24
so18745.62.24
you can't not18750.7183.602
get back up18752.563.76
you don't have to do anything it always18754.323.52
self flips18756.323.68
oh i like the bat look at that that's18757.844.4
great18760.06.08
yeah buddy his lights are cool18762.243.84
me18766.42.238
we're off18768.7182.402
oh18772.162.88
starting out well oh this is it's not18773.364.48
going to self right here18775.042.8
[ __ ] there is no way it will not drive18777.924.4
down oh yeah keep driving back there you18780.7185.122
go pull itself right now18782.323.52
yeah18786.162.798
yeah all right18787.045.2
very nice doraleous thanks18788.9583.282
oh18796.322.96
perfect18797.924.76
that was fantastic18799.283.4
let's check it out18805.923.84
i like the extra traction you get there18808.243.36
yeah i i would have given you guys more18809.763.44
details i just didn't want to make it18811.63.68
too complicated yeah i understand that18813.23.438
we're18815.284.56
oh no18816.6383.202
he's gonna jump out you sure like18820.43.04
quitting don't you i'm just saying he's18822.02.56
gonna18823.443.518
of course because i say that yeah18824.565.92
all right good job thanks buddy18826.9586.882
here comes billy booster18830.483.36
classic billy18835.844.56
all right got an all-new pickle here i18838.244.398
think this is a little too tall now what18840.44.44
you said simon which has a lot of sense18842.6385.602
oh okay18844.844.44
you're not gonna just leave them there18848.243.44
though are you yeah yeah yeah yeah i am18849.283.678
oh come on come on come on come on come18851.682.72
on yeah yeah18852.9584.162
yeah yeah come back come on come on up18854.43.76
yeah yeah yeah18857.123.598
there you go18858.164.32
oh nope oh you got it you got it you got18860.7182.962
it you got it18862.482.96
come on run through it run through it i18863.683.6
want to18865.442.64
yeah18867.283.92
there it is nice good work jesus balls18868.084.878
you got this i don't got this no you18871.24.0
don't no no yeah well you know what18872.9584.402
there is a way i'm not gonna give up18875.24.16
because i don't give up on stuff18877.365.12
oh my god that's a way18879.365.598
don't you just go over the damn thing18882.485.12
holy [ __ ] yeah go through sideways18884.9583.76
trailers are you kidding me you can't18887.62.32
actually do that you're doing it well i18888.7182.962
can't actually do this come on come on18889.922.798
bud18891.685.44
oh [ __ ] ah hold on18892.7184.402
oh yeah come through you got this18899.044.758
there you go oh [ __ ] oh18904.165.92
oh easy easy18907.22.88
all right oh my god you've gotten18913.684.0
through every18916.163.92
obstacle without against carrying it all18917.685.68
odds this is not possible don't say that18920.085.36
doraleous it's you changing the wheels18923.363.92
to something that's a little less narrow18925.445.56
if you're gonna try it18927.283.72
oh18936.085.96
holy [ __ ] oh i got the door18937.24.84
dude that was [ __ ] great watch him18951.765.24
get stopped here18953.523.48
all right just a wee bit all right oh18958.03.28
man so now you got to turn that off no18959.843.68
no no you got to turn it on peter hop is18961.284.0
on it18963.526.118
all right i believe in your alice18965.284.358
damn well done again good job buddy18976.486.158
let's see if you can do this seamlessly18979.445.438
no one's done that everyone gets stuck a18982.6383.362
little everything i've done has been18984.8783.442
seamless18986.03.04
oh18988.322.96
god18989.042.24
where did you go seamless18992.164.4
oh no18995.042.4
that's18996.565.238
oh god we're back in a canyon18997.444.358
how wonderful this is19009.762.958
gun it right through you can make19011.443.6
probably19012.7182.322
where'd you get stuck here19023.043.8
how did this happen oh no there we19024.7984.882
go that's all right oh nice little19026.844.038
tumbler i'm going to ride it down look19029.683.52
at that drive back up here19030.8784.0
boom19033.25.84
all right on stretch self writing19034.8784.162
you got to be kidding me oh it's is it19049.923.44
getting oh it's moving slowly though a19051.444.0
piece of cake basically no19053.363.598
he's going to go the other way he's19055.443.04
going right down this road he's going oh19056.9583.522
got it don't worry about it yeah he's19058.482.8
good19060.482.478
no he's doing it right now let go and19061.282.48
you're good19062.9582.642
yeah yeah19063.763.52
there you go19065.65.278
all right okay i told you to be careful19067.285.358
oh man that writing system is it's19070.8785.442
pretty great and here we are19072.6383.682
way to [ __ ] take it down19078.7983.962
honestly i think doraleous won 27-5019086.7186.0
yeah you win rallies19089.65.358
baby imagine we had seen the course19092.7186.24
oh beforehand yeah like before we19094.9584.0
all right next time next time i'll uh19103.124.0
that's a good call yeah great course ada19105.124.4
hop yeah youtube.com forward slash19107.124.16
adahop go over to his channel give him19109.524.32
kisses19111.282.56
this is a good time to show you this who19127.844.878
made this thing uh this is made by19130.164.24
print-based print batch i saw it on a19132.7183.522
video i just got to make sure i get give19134.43.36
credit where it's due you need to hurry19136.244.718
because times are running19137.763.198
oh is he still on the clock oh yeah he's19141.043.36
still on the clock yeah i'm on the clock19142.9583.122
uh thought i had like19144.42.72
intact19146.082.558
is this going to get you back oh there19147.123.758
you go19148.6382.24
beautiful there you go19152.7183.682
everything is the [ __ ]19154.45.52
oh [ __ ] i jumped out what have you done19156.43.52
all right19160.162.638
where are you19161.043.678
get another one did you leave it on19162.7984.402
there you go oh wow19164.7184.482
how amazing is that let's get anywhere19167.24.4
find each other19169.24.8
like it it doesn't tip so it's almost19171.65.198
like it's a glitch or something19174.04.24
right here19176.7982.962
oh19178.244.32
wow solid landing19179.764.24
oh boy you can probably get out right19182.562.72
here yeah there's probably no need to19184.05.36
keep doing that yeah it's up there19185.284.08
are we starting now yes oh can i ask my19189.843.68
question now then uh no because it would19192.162.798
be weird to start with that question19193.522.56
yeah it would be maybe i'll wait till19194.9583.522
later wait until you the timing is just19196.084.24
right you're gonna know okay all right19198.483.36
doraleous yeah the kids know what19200.325.24
russian dolls are19201.843.72
he has really something special today19210.7183.362
what do you think he's on it's like19212.8783.042
their ipads and their iphones like did19214.083.28
you get into some candy before we19215.923.6
started need some twizzlers how much19217.364.32
candy did you eat okay let's get on the19219.525.68
video today we are doing an idea you had19221.685.198
a good idea uh i'm gonna call it the19225.23.598
russian doll build you kids know what19226.8784.562
those are no the russian dolls is uh19228.7984.482
like you've seen them it's like a small19231.443.76
dog oh i know a bigger dog yeah and then19233.283.2
they get bigger and bigger and bigger19235.22.96
yep or you're open them you open the big19236.482.64
ones and then they get smaller and19238.162.16
smaller and smaller what the world's19239.122.96
record is19240.323.92
anthony go over there to the fence okay19242.083.92
until we're going to call you go to the19244.243.28
corner you face that person call you in19246.03.04
a minute and we'll start this video i'm19247.522.64
going to google behind you go behind19249.042.24
that rock19250.162.96
turn your name off anyone see it i can't19251.284.24
do that zip the lip zip it one of us is19253.124.56
going to build a small tiny car and then19255.523.6
somebody's going to build a medium car19257.683.84
the tiny car will drive into the back of19259.124.4
the medium car while moving yes and then19261.524.32
the big car19263.523.84
oh my god19265.843.6
the world record for the largest russian19267.364.64
dolls is 51 inside of each other19269.444.16
we might just we might just do two cars19272.03.68
any questions yeah who's building which19273.64.24
one anthony you build the small one okay19275.683.92
i'm i'm i guess i'm going to do the19277.843.2
middle you should do the big one that's19279.63.038
the most important okay it's very19281.043.04
important i'll do the big one i'm going19282.6383.842
to go over here make them look good too19284.084.24
oh they're going to don't build nothing19286.484.238
ugly sneeze gaming we have standards we19288.325.398
do19290.7183.0
so19297.043.0
okay so we've been building for a couple19308.7185.042
hours hour yeah it wasn't too long two19311.524.56
minutes this is my our most uh yeah it's19313.764.56
been only two and a half to three hours19316.084.16
no it was still quicker right two and a19318.323.68
half yeah when do you think you started19320.243.2
this these don't look two and a half19322.03.04
that was still quicker i heard the whole19323.444.0
russian doll thing yep yep did you know19325.044.48
what the world record was simon yes i19327.443.76
think uh from what i remember i think19329.524.4
it's somewhere around 58 uh 51 actually19331.24.48
oh but unless you're working on the new19333.924.0
record you made yours awful wide didn't19335.684.72
you did i yeah let's see anthony19337.924.878
anthony's car looks super wide yeah19340.44.398
maybe he's got some tricks up his sleeve19342.7983.602
i doubt it possibly let's put them all19344.7984.0
side by side look i'm the big car the19346.44.96
big spoon so anthony's little car needs19348.7984.722
to get into doraleous green and purple19351.364.56
car i think he's his is his wife is mine19353.524.08
yours really is wide open why'd you go19355.923.52
so wide with your little car yeah so i19357.64.0
don't know i have no idea doraleous geez19359.443.278
well do you know the width it was19361.62.64
supposed to be you know if he didn't pay19362.7182.802
any attention i just didn't pay19364.242.638
attention don't you think there's a19365.522.88
bunch of moving parts on there maybe it19366.8782.882
gets smaller you know it just sounds19368.43.2
like anthony fullery to me yeah he's19369.763.76
being he's being a wizard19371.64.24
what's going on i think so19373.523.6
i can't wait to see it's gonna be fun19375.843.44
all right great uh we're gonna try this19377.124.4
terrain it's super bumpy can i also say19379.283.84
something okay i didn't know about the19381.523.198
part where we would be driving while19383.123.44
this happened well you didn't hear when19384.7183.762
you said it he said that i think it's19386.563.36
gonna be fine19388.483.52
it's gonna be fine but i didn't design19389.924.0
everything with that intention19392.02.638
so19393.922.958
how hard would it be to drive up in a19394.6384.562
parked vehicle in this game what a dumb19396.8784.0
challenge that would be19399.23.678
like when we said let's see if we can19400.8784.402
drive a car into a parked vehicle19402.8783.76
wouldn't you have said that doesn't19405.283.04
sound hard i'm just here to do as i'm19406.6383.282
told remember but you didn't tend to19408.323.04
listen though they didn't have to listen19409.924.48
and they obviously said it19411.365.12
the tonic car will drive into the back19414.44.44
yes the medium car while moving while19416.484.08
moving19418.843.958
well let's try it let's see what happens19420.564.0
follow me folks okay let's go to the19422.7984.242
next turn and hang a left we ready yeah19424.564.48
we're ready listen i'll follow you too19427.044.4
okay so i can see how the first exchange19429.044.24
goes and i'll pass you yeah good call19431.444.0
good call ready yep i'm ready ready for19433.286.0
action and hit it let's do this19435.443.84
all right this is exciting tell me when19439.923.2
to drop the gate19441.443.92
whenever you want19443.124.24
all right gate is dropped19445.364.08
knees we're gonna have oh double action19447.365.2
okay all right ready high speed high19449.445.438
speed19452.562.318
oh all right nice maneuver little fella19455.284.56
could be surprised19458.482.64
oh slow19459.842.56
let's just slow down19461.123.518
we're not stopping19462.44.16
yeah don't slow down don't slow down all19464.6384.0
right moving from it keep moving i'm19466.563.44
gonna i'm gonna center myself more but19468.6382.08
yeah19470.02.878
go full throttle i'm full throttle but19470.7183.762
i've got jets i'm not gonna use19472.8782.802
obviously19474.483.28
well why is that why do you have them19475.683.84
uh because it'd be too fast right now19477.763.28
i'm not going to use them now19479.524.48
all right all right all right19481.045.598
we're going to miss it19484.02.638
ah get inside oh19487.125.44
anthony you had the easiest easiest19489.765.28
flipping job absolute easiest job build19492.564.238
a small car that fits into the medium19495.043.52
car i did build a small car that fits19496.7983.122
into the medium car you all said the19498.564.238
easiest job all right take two and hit19499.925.878
it19502.7983.0
all right lower that door whenever19506.03.44
okay19512.322.398
oh but i got this nope don't get this19516.244.8
why does your car even do that yeah19519.682.72
what's the point of it i thought it's19521.042.88
just a car it's a functional car it19522.43.28
works well but then when you do this it19523.923.68
allows it to fit inside yeah but how are19525.683.038
you going to make it up like it could19527.62.72
have fit inside it from the beginning19528.7184.402
try this again okay19530.324.16
not even hesitating with the door this19533.122.64
time19534.483.36
no need oh [ __ ] bumpy right here a19535.765.36
little bumpy all good it is bumpy19537.847.24
oh oh oh oh oh oh19541.123.96
oh19546.083.2
you sabotaged me sir19547.044.96
sir you flipped me sir19549.284.0
did you really19552.04.718
how did he flip you by bringing his door19553.285.04
come on you just need to be able to pull19556.7183.362
off the first part of it i'm working on19558.323.44
it if uh you know my friends didn't stop19560.083.52
me from succeeding there's no friends of19561.764.56
yours here i know okay another attempt19563.64.4
yes rallies you can let me in this time19566.324.0
yeah i'm gonna let you here we go and go19568.03.68
oh wait i need to be in this mode yep19570.324.44
all right19571.683.08
over here i'm gonna go over this way19576.02.958
because it's less bumpy on that side of19577.522.48
the road i like the way the back your19578.9582.322
truck looks doraleous i want to get in19580.01.92
there19581.283.04
get up in me i'm working on it oh i'm19581.926.12
gonna try oh19584.323.72
all right keep moving keep moving me19590.083.12
keep moving i'm gonna i'm gonna turn19591.844.4
right slightly turn right slightly19593.25.758
readjusting19596.242.718
oh get inside me19601.043.838
hit the door now19603.443.84
what no way it's a double thing it's a19604.8783.682
double thing it's not going to let me19607.284.88
hit the door now all right it's got this19608.565.76
get in me oh this is going to be great19612.163.68
it's not creepy at all when you keep on19614.323.52
saying get in me19615.843.76
oh jesus19617.844.798
oh jesus anthony anthony you got to be19619.65.6
behind it i know man you have no idea19622.6384.722
you know what i'm watching it right here19625.25.678
get in doesn't look too bad god now the19627.365.358
car's running away you literally could19630.8784.0
have just put four wheels in a seat yeah19632.7183.762
that makes it make a video that would19634.8782.562
have been great19636.482.238
it makes a better video because the19637.444.24
[ __ ] challenge will work19638.7186.322
i stopped it you're welcome creepy eyes19641.684.878
neebs look at this car all right i just19645.043.518
started dealing with it hey look i got19646.5583.922
this iron going great it's got a kick19648.5584.24
it's going i'm going down it lights up19650.484.078
it doesn't make clothes smooth no it19652.7983.76
doesn't take out wrinkles no great iron19654.5583.602
though yeah tired of hearing about19656.5585.362
anthony's piece of [ __ ] car i know19658.163.76
okay okay okay do what you have to do19662.085.2
i'm not stopping moving yeah get closer19664.7184.802
i'm trying i know19667.284.56
yeah he's in are you in yes he's in19669.525.198
finally holy crap19671.845.118
no no no you have to wait till i'm so19674.7183.522
far back19676.9583.442
well you guys were focusing on his dumb19678.244.08
ass i don't know i was taking a turn i19680.43.68
told you my car didn't take turns i'm19682.323.12
not stopping moving though we cannot19684.082.718
stop moving19685.442.56
and doraleous this better be [ __ ]19686.7983.602
first this is like the the movie speed19688.04.4
you can't go under the speed of one mile19690.43.92
per hour before you blow up yeah yeah19692.44.398
there's explosions involved all right19694.326.72
you could slow down a touch oh man slow19696.7984.242
all right you're not going to see [ __ ]19702.7182.482
all right doraleous this better be19704.162.88
perfect boy starting a timer how long19705.23.2
was that how long did it take me to get19707.043.28
in there way too long way too long if19708.43.36
you take longer this is some [ __ ] oh19710.323.28
[ __ ] man he's right there i want to just19711.764.0
see that oh look at that he's working up19713.64.56
your gate19715.762.4
that's right shut your [ __ ] mouth19726.43.84
anthony let me give you a boost now i'm19728.322.8
out19730.243.04
oh we got a boost all right19731.124.88
now you're quicker19733.282.72
oh [ __ ] that was beautiful doraleous19737.24.72
thanks just imagine if anthony built19739.923.68
what he was supposed to do19741.923.28
yeah that'd be cool all right folks19743.64.4
let's try this again in reverse okay so19745.24.24
once we get straightened out open the19748.02.958
door yep19749.444.32
come on turn big red here we go go on19750.9584.802
baby i'm gonna open the door yep you're19753.763.36
gonna get a good uh19755.764.4
door's open here we go19757.123.04
all right oh19760.244.16
look at that19762.06.36
okay go ahead and pass me19764.43.96
doraleous your vehicle is the best all19770.8784.08
right by far look at that and he [ __ ]19772.9583.68
jabs jammed his way out of here didn't19774.9584.242
he come on19776.6382.562
anthony i shake you out like a19782.843.718
dingleberry19785.363.518
shall we try this again yes we can do19786.5584.482
this better should i drive anthony's19788.8784.482
crazy vehicle yeah go for it man i fit19791.043.918
in you like a glove didn't i you did19793.362.64
it's almost like you heard the19794.9584.882
instructions here we go hit it doraleous19796.03.84
want that gate yep19800.8784.642
there's the gate oh then the controls19804.02.958
are reversed when you do that you've got19805.523.358
to be kidding me no it's simple just all19806.9583.122
right you're the opposite of what you're19808.8783.76
thinking keep going anthony so when you19810.084.718
hit that now all my my controls are19812.6385.282
reversed yes that is ridiculous19814.7985.282
it's okay oh oh oh oh19817.923.92
come on19820.083.04
it's okay19821.843.2
is it yeah19823.123.518
why would that ever be okay i mean we19825.043.36
succeeded once so obviously it's okay he19826.6383.842
said i'm driving worse than i would have19828.44.318
had had it not been reversed19830.483.52
well i thought we i didn't know we were19832.7183.042
doing it while moving and now big red's19834.03.44
been stuck on it would not be a19835.764.32
challenge man i hate this vehicle coming19837.444.96
nibs i'm trying this is the worst car19840.084.558
i've ever driven in my life all right19842.45.36
neebs feel it i'm trying you got this i19844.6385.442
totally believe you have it19847.765.118
luckily right here it's going to be like19850.084.878
anthony this reverse steering is19852.8783.522
probably the dumbest thing you've ever19854.9583.202
done that's no dumber than crab steering19856.43.52
come on no crash here it's pretty19858.162.558
effective19859.924.0
yeah it's a horrible argument19860.7183.202
get in there oh that's gonna do it in19865.763.84
there oh come on come on buddy yeah i'm19867.443.518
gonna give you a little boost give me a19869.63.278
little boost19870.9586.482
yeah yeah get in there yes get it get it19872.8784.562
that's it that's it come on come on yeah19877.843.6
all19880.483.44
all right all right come on19881.444.56
here we go come on here we go it's not a19883.924.718
race anthony you just got to keep moving19886.04.558
why would you even hit that one why19888.6383.682
would you hit that i don't know why19890.5583.762
would i do that right now19892.323.76
keep driving we're going to blow up oh19894.323.68
my god you'd actually did that on19896.083.28
purpose19898.03.28
why is it the door working now open the19899.365.04
door it won't open19901.283.12
okay dropped it dropped it down okay19905.285.16
still moving19907.123.32
thank god19916.7986.962
man i'm too mad at anthony to be happy19919.764.0
oh is it shaking around yeah it was like19937.283.76
weird on your screen directly oh shut up19939.043.758
anthony oh my god you've been told so19941.043.678
many times to shut up for christ's sake19942.7983.362
just [ __ ] listen19944.7183.602
just listen no no no no no no it means19946.167.24
don't [ __ ] speak really slow down19948.325.08
hey how you doing buddy19958.02.958
just somebody speaking of thinking this19959.62.88
through did anyone consider that it's19960.9582.962
almost impossible to okay thank you19962.482.72
doraleous yep19963.923.12
i appreciate that19965.23.598
it is impossible to drive more than one19967.044.32
vehicle at a time doraleous stop it19968.7984.482
all right guys come on we can accomplish19971.366.4
our mission together yes we can yeah19973.284.48
i'm so tired of trying in my life19978.324.88
you just ended up working with the wrong19981.524.0
group of guys yeah apparently let's face19983.25.28
it yeah come on19985.522.96
oh19988.9584.882
you sabotaged me sir doraleous hey19989.928.08
kisses kisses kisses19993.844.16
what's up [ __ ] can you believe we drug19998.244.0
apps throw into this yeah did i just20000.165.798
poop yellow yep20002.243.718
what are we doing we're doing something20010.7182.882
called uh20012.323.68
rocket bowling rocket bowling all the20013.64.8
rage is it yep yes all the kids are20016.03.84
talking about it they are they can't20018.44.478
stop what kids the kids that rocket bowl20019.848.32
yep what country in denma in denver20022.8785.282
so we're gonna build a long uh bowling20028.483.92
alley yeah we're gonna make gigantic20030.484.0
pins yeah and then we all have to build20032.45.04
our own rocket bowl yeah and we have to20034.484.72
knock over bins with our rocket bowl and20037.443.438
they might not look like balls but20039.23.92
that's okay right this is rocket bowling20040.8783.68
it doesn't adhere to every rule that20043.123.04
we're familiar with yeah if you're from20044.5583.122
denver tania you'll get it it's really20046.163.44
big there and we're gonna have a special20047.683.36
guest later20049.63.52
oh a special guest once we start bowling20051.044.0
i know i invited him appstro is working20053.123.92
on a pin yeah um20055.044.88
it's a start yep i'm working on the lane20057.045.12
yep should we have uh some gutter on20059.924.878
this gutter he barely knows her that's20062.164.638
what i have is he right20064.7983.282
i am right20066.7983.042
everyone's right shut up that's probably20068.083.12
long enough isn't it20069.842.878
it looks long enough i think at least20071.24.96
one more one more one more all right20072.7185.682
that's a lane right there looks like a20076.164.0
sleepy kitten20078.43.28
look at that20080.163.04
absurd looks like a sleepy kitten20081.683.6
doesn't it why am i lagging yeah that's20083.23.758
the leg what's up with the legs lag is20085.283.598
real could be this gigantic floor i20086.9583.76
don't know oh god all right we're20088.8784.562
getting rid of that then gone i'm not20090.7184.322
sure if hamster is going to pull off a20093.443.76
pen or not i'm not feeling good about it20095.043.758
hey you guys asked me to [ __ ] come20097.23.12
here tonight you want me to read the20098.7983.442
email from you without me having sent20100.324.318
one first you if you feel like it i do20102.245.2
apstro sent me this i can play scrap if20104.6384.802
anthony is not around glad to be here20107.443.68
guys glad to have you really happy to20109.443.278
have you yeah neebs you make the pen20111.123.36
looks like a potion it's like a zelda20112.7183.362
potion or something but let's keep in20114.484.318
mind rocket uh bowling pins are slightly20116.084.558
different anyway sure yeah now that20118.7986.84
looks like a pen that's a damn good pin20120.6385.0
absolutely done building uh doraleous20142.244.478
you done building uh neebs you all done20144.5583.682
with your build yep it's over there20146.7183.682
that's the sdo eight pound ball the20148.245.12
older it is the eight pound ball i call20150.44.558
it the roll cage yeah have you field20153.363.198
tested this thing20154.9583.202
very little because that's driven it20156.5583.522
very little there's very little spare20158.164.558
balls there what's that oh hi oh it's20160.083.6
our guest20162.7182.562
i forgot he was here hello friendly20163.682.56
guest20165.282.56
who he's not actually here in the game20166.243.28
he's just here he's like will you go20167.844.64
back to the microphone20169.522.96
there's very little spare balls there we20172.6385.762
got mr warzell with us20175.364.64
hello the administrator i didn't know20178.43.2
when to come in i was just like okay he20180.03.52
was telling you who you were i was he20181.63.52
was telling everybody the admin your20183.522.72
band20185.122.56
you ruined your introduction yeah you20186.243.28
did yeah look how cozy it is in20187.683.84
amsterdam's bowling man i got a nice20189.524.24
place20191.524.16
glass horns20193.763.84
right uh drowning says the eight pound20195.683.76
ball have y'all seen my ball i call it20197.64.72
the cyclops monkey cyclops monkey yep20199.444.8
see it's a cyclops is that a monkey on20202.324.398
the side looks like a heart no the whole20204.243.92
thing's a monkey i thought you were you20206.7183.042
made pac-man on each side that's his20208.164.398
ears on the side20209.762.798
i see what you're going through20212.9584.402
eyeballs up front nose yep cyclops20215.044.08
monkey here's what happened i talked to20217.363.76
wars a little earlier and i was like you20219.123.92
want to come by and uh talk on the scrap20221.124.16
because simon was busy20223.043.598
yeah you want to hang out and he was20225.284.48
like oh i'll i'll be there after uh my20226.6385.762
bowling league is that true warzone were20229.764.4
you just out of bowling20232.44.0
i in fact was that bowling and i20234.164.24
actually beat my average tonight okay20236.43.76
everybody cares about that oh okay no20238.43.52
i'm curious what's your average20240.164.718
106. no it's not yeah it is i am bad at20241.925.52
bowling is that bad because i genuinely20244.8786.482
i don't know no i didn't bother you20247.443.92
it's horrendous all right hey the uh the20251.684.0
pins are ready it's a smooth jazz hour20253.64.64
here at the knees gaming we got uh20255.686.878
another little hit here from doraleous20258.244.318
here comes the red line20264.6383.842
here comes the red20268.9585.082
baby20271.043.0
i'm not completely happy with it but20286.5583.282
could you imagine if there was just red20288.04.24
on one side that's absolute chaos good20289.844.32
absolute you're the i'm the man the20292.243.84
guinea pig memes let us know when you're20294.164.24
in a good spot okay hey matt grab me a20296.084.718
beer while you're in there20298.43.28
yeah20300.7982.402
all right you guys ready did you make it20301.682.958
where the pins will fall20303.24.16
yeah they they will fall20304.6385.282
first go at the bowling all right here20307.364.8
he goes he's bowling [ __ ] tires and20309.924.24
all is illegal you are you're just20312.165.638
driving into it20314.163.638
because i put wheels on it i put no way20320.6383.762
to steer it okay20322.5584.16
i get two shots though right yep so the20324.44.64
rule was you can't just have wheels and20326.7184.562
drive into it like he just did yeah you20329.044.08
can have rockets and rockets that kind20331.283.12
of steer you you're supposed to just20333.123.678
rock it is that a rule yes yeah you're20334.44.0
you're like the new anthony this week20336.7983.362
that's fine hope you guys are ready20338.43.238
we're hoping all20340.165.68
right here we go20341.6384.202
call the lane lady hey we got a bull20359.043.36
ball stuck down there he didn't hit the20360.8783.68
pins they got to do the whole thing20362.44.72
lady you're over the line sir hold on he20364.5586.16
was two first ball20367.123.598
damn20371.362.48
man how do we count this20376.7984.08
he's got two to pick oh no he's got20379.364.4
three he was so [ __ ] fast20380.8784.882
he hit a seven i think two are still20383.763.038
standing20385.763.118
i'll get two i'll give them two yeah am20386.7983.682
i the only one deleting these yeah i'm20388.8783.92
getting the footage yeah i'm the real20390.484.88
guy well done ball lady something20392.7984.242
happened20395.362.56
oh yes20397.043.838
you know i need to replace20397.922.958
here we go20403.843.32
oh boy okay it keeps flipping over now20426.6385.842
it was going ah man20429.764.878
ah what is going on with you it's weird20432.483.44
i'm gonna give it a go we may have to20434.6383.522
make adjustments after this do it you20435.926.718
ready i was born ready man here we go20438.164.478
call the20453.924.4
manager can you pick up the spare yeah20454.844.92
that's what's going on you got spare20458.322.638
pieces20459.762.958
that's the spirit20460.9583.282
i knew you were going to do it well20462.7182.322
don't20464.243.36
do the neebs don't do it it's not a20465.045.2
thing it's not a thing no you do it20467.64.24
because it comes into your head it's a20470.243.6
real thing don't do it for me we do it20471.844.16
for you i really i really thought in my20473.844.4
head doraleous is going to say this i20476.03.92
made one adjustment abe's getting the20478.244.718
spare there here we go oh all right20479.925.6
you need to make your bottom layer be at20482.9584.882
least one up above all of them doraleous20485.524.16
how do you drive this [ __ ] thing you20487.843.92
don't i don't understand how you got20489.684.16
this to go in a straight line20491.764.32
i mean this thing is ridiculous20493.843.68
all right stop driving that thing20496.083.2
abstract oh okay hold on look for the20497.523.76
spare here hold on hold on let me move20499.283.438
it out of the way20501.282.96
[ __ ] out it's me20502.7183.042
i'm working on it all right we made some20504.242.88
adjustments to the jets let's see if it20505.763.36
makes a difference all right do it man i20507.125.32
believe in you20509.123.32
are you [ __ ] kidding me20517.684.198
and we're going to have a special guest20532.482.96
later20534.43.12
oh a special guest once we start bowling20535.445.198
i know i invited him oh really don't do20537.525.118
that i am how old do you think absorb20540.6383.602
will be when he realizes no he's going20542.6384.32
to do that for that no yeah no i realize20544.244.8
is there a noise that hurts your ears in20546.9584.562
real life more than that no like chalk20549.044.56
or oh sure not on the floor chalk thing20551.523.198
i just pictured it right now and i got20553.62.88
the heaps like right there you know what20554.7184.08
annoys me is it doesn't annoy me it20556.485.12
hurts my ears it's right it makes my it20558.7984.562
do you ever get that i get it20561.63.52
that little tickle down your spine into20563.364.4
your butthole that's uh when i uh when a20565.124.8
straw is being lifted in and out of a20567.764.24
[ __ ] cup you get the butt hole yeah20569.923.84
spine exactly oh he goes all the way to20572.03.12
the spine tickles the anus that's what20573.763.198
you sound like absolutely yeah it20575.124.88
doesn't do that to me but it annoys me20576.9585.042
and i enjoy it thanks for uh being our20580.04.558
special guest uh warzone thanks20582.04.32
get by the [ __ ] like how do you think20584.5583.282
that mike can hear thank you for having20586.324.72
me from 15 feet away from your lips20587.846.52
thank you for watching20591.043.32
that's because he did streaming on that20596.243.36
mic you just you're in the room he was20598.162.96
hanging out well no he had it down his20599.64.64
throat when we did that20601.123.12
oh20604.43.0
anyway today we have a fun challenge it20611.684.08
is going to be bomber planes we all have20613.63.84
to build a bomber plane and is it going20615.763.76
to be one bomb or a bunch of bombs the20617.443.92
thing is if it's a bunch of bombs you20619.524.56
have a better chance of uh hitting the20621.364.48
target don't you but one big bomb would20624.083.36
be really cool if we hit the target it20625.844.0
would be20627.442.4
maybe we should build the bomb real20635.683.6
quick why don't you use the uh why20637.284.08
aren't you using the old um everybody20639.283.92
build a bomb then we'll decide20641.363.84
okay20643.23.518
oh20645.22.8
i hit you right in the face yeah you20646.7182.322
really20648.02.798
does this look like a bomb20649.043.838
yeah i mean yeah it's yeah actually it20650.7983.442
looks like a missile but yeah it looks20652.8783.362
deadly that looks like a firework it20654.243.92
does look deadly i like what you're20656.244.24
working on there doraleous20658.164.558
and standing there for 10 minutes bam20660.483.84
that's your bomb i think let's go with20662.7183.522
yours let's just go with it could this20664.324.0
be a bomb yeah that's really bad anthony20666.244.16
just stop all right here's the bomb yep20668.324.638
your plane has to deliver this bomb and20670.45.36
drop it onto that target yeah20672.9586.282
good luck boys20675.763.48
all right guys we're done building20721.284.32
bellies yeah good lord what looks like a20722.8786.0
drone no i modeled that after a drone20725.66.16
very famous world war ii bomber20728.8784.322
and uh20731.764.0
to scale as well um every time we have a20733.25.358
challenge i feel like you say bomber i20735.764.72
think a bomber like a real bomber this20738.5584.16
is a bomber okay20740.483.92
if you showed anyone that and said what20742.7183.282
is that they would not say bomber they20744.44.0
call it i call it barack obama20746.03.92
i went with sci-fi bomber good for you20748.43.68
bomber that looks nice thank you no it20749.923.84
looks mine looks like [ __ ] i'm going to20752.083.2
go ahead and say it20753.763.92
anthony quit complimenting me good job20755.283.84
all right great what game is this from20757.685.6
simon defender yeah it's from defender20759.126.32
yeah i like defender yeah it's a good20763.283.518
game yeah that's why i based it off of20765.442.64
this but you can't tell they look like20766.7983.84
this it's 8-bit yeah i like your little20768.083.92
yellow thing you got yeah what's your20770.6383.042
yellow splotch though oh it was actually20772.03.6
simon's idea it's really really good uh20773.683.84
artistic choice okay go ahead and show20775.63.358
us the [ __ ] loading okay so check20777.522.8
this out and it's from halo by the way20778.9583.042
thank you they're a pelican actually is20780.322.8
that supposed to be something it's a20782.02.48
pelican it's supposed to annoy you20783.123.518
because you're [ __ ] ocd20784.484.158
all right so you got this mechanism in20786.6383.442
the back right you see up here yeah and20788.6383.682
you got this so yeah you open the bars20790.084.878
and you and you do this you go [ __ ]20792.324.638
yeah i'm just gonna i'm gonna go home20794.9583.282
there you go you put that in there and20796.9583.122
you close the gate yeah and then you20798.245.44
delete the oh delete the thing20800.086.0
okay here you go okay perfect listen you20803.684.4
know what he was done really good an20806.085.52
hour before any of you he he was he kept20808.086.4
it small and simple look at this [ __ ]20811.64.88
good for you anthony for once you did20814.484.078
something20816.484.478
anthony you did really good i like that20818.5584.482
thank you simon you haven't seen mine20820.9584.162
yet you don't know why it took so long20823.044.08
but you know what i do know why because20825.124.4
you put too much effort into it that's20827.125.2
why you take it can i sneak this in yeah20829.524.8
i'm ashamed of myself you should be one20832.324.398
of those yours is awful20834.326.558
i hate it hey simon mine drops two bombs20836.7185.762
mine doesn't do it only drops one yeah20840.8783.202
you want to see mine yeah i'd love to20842.484.56
okay yours yours looks like20844.085.28
a bomber a bomber which is what which is20847.043.758
what time it was yeah i thought that's20849.363.198
what it was too but technically they're20850.7983.602
correct anything that bombs is a bomber20852.5583.602
no this is this is a beautiful piece of20854.43.44
work this is amazing does this make20856.163.52
sense what this is no20857.845.36
it should you should have had teeth20859.685.118
it's like when the dog gets all horny20863.24.24
and oh it's the red rocket oh that knows20864.7984.322
who is this20867.443.358
supposed to be the mouth20869.123.518
like i feel i feel awkward right now20870.7983.362
it's called the dog dick no it's not20872.6383.362
what it is no you shouldn't have done20874.163.6
teeth what do you think these white20876.04.558
seeds are lips but no white lips what's20877.764.958
the red then that's the inside of a20880.5584.16
mouse it doesn't work like that okay the20882.7184.802
nose comes over it that's how the planes20884.7184.722
work yeah that does not work at all you20887.523.84
want to see my bomb yeah i'll see it oh20889.443.6
you have a closing hatch too that's20891.363.76
great i love how that opens look at that20893.043.44
yeah20895.123.598
that's fancy pants there she is20896.483.92
that's the payload they call it that20898.7184.802
that you call it yeah the payload20900.45.68
another red rocket yep okay oh what up20903.524.8
okay i'm a bomb now bye get out goodbye20906.084.798
crew world who's first should it be me20908.323.92
i'm really stuck in here oh yeah it20910.8782.962
should absolutely really you know this20912.244.96
is up first um there's the target20913.844.56
i'm looking for you buddy i guess i20917.22.4
added some more weight i think we're20918.42.64
going to have to tell him that he needs20919.64.48
to be higher or lower there he goes and20921.044.32
you're going to be moving forward too20924.082.638
right you're not going to hover above it20925.362.88
i'm driving moving forward oh he's going20926.7182.882
forward he's going to drop it you know20928.242.96
what that's a good height that's a good20929.63.278
height that's a good height let's see20931.23.2
what you can do buddy20932.8785.362
oh he's dropping it's coming20934.43.84
look at that20940.482.56
nice job now we're swinging back around20944.7184.0
he's coming around for a second pass all20947.23.12
right20948.7184.322
so he's he's on the far outside of one20950.324.558
side that's the closest so far let's see20953.044.08
how he can do without lining his plane20954.8785.92
up perfectly oh [ __ ] oh what drop it20957.127.758
here he goes you only get two passes20960.7984.08
uh anthony you ready i'm ready approach20967.844.4
the target here we go fly that fat20970.164.24
pelican it's up it's going up20972.244.0
this bomb is heavy it goes up a lot20974.44.0
slower when the bomb is there wow that's20976.245.04
slower than doraleous whoa why is it20978.45.36
oh boy it was faster before20981.284.0
high hopes strengthening this time i20983.763.198
know he's let us down almost every20985.284.24
episode maybe speed up the footage 40020986.9584.882
thank you20989.522.32
dude i don't even know what's happening20999.122.8
right now am i good this is [ __ ]21000.323.76
ridiculous no you're not high enough you21001.923.68
might have time i'm not high enough why21004.083.76
not go oh see when you move forward when21005.63.6
you move forward you're you're keeping21007.845.64
oh he's coming in hot now right yeah21009.24.28
oh boy he's alive21013.63.84
you suck that one way too early dude21019.764.32
let's mark that piece of [ __ ] in the21022.243.76
dirt i'll go ahead and put a an x over21024.085.12
here put an x over yeah yeah21026.05.2
i'm sorry this is off topic uh yeah it's21029.24.96
7 40. holy [ __ ] streaming 20 minutes21031.25.598
yeah yeah um so you might is there a way21034.164.478
for you guys to just save this and then21036.7983.362
come back to it21038.6382.962
when well21040.163.6
we got 20 minutes okay good 20 minutes21041.64.4
for what to record the stream is not set21043.764.32
up have you turned on the ps4 i turned21046.03.68
it on to make sure and hope it updated21048.082.4
yeah21049.682.72
names you gonna go what no anthony's21050.484.158
gonna take another pass oh is he why21052.43.76
you know what technically you had two21054.6383.602
turns well the second one was just to21056.164.08
show you that i know a dual bomber just21058.243.36
happened to hit your first one and21060.242.96
missed your second one well the second21061.63.84
was just popping like hey well his first21063.24.08
one was just that yeah21065.443.118
we're in a hurry because we're supposed21067.283.2
to stream in 20 minutes and someone21068.5583.842
could get us sandwiches if we made that21070.484.398
decision is anyone willing jake21072.44.88
jake's a freeloader here oh yeah of21074.8783.362
course21077.283.12
no no no no we're talking about sending21078.243.84
you all right so what does everyone want21080.45.76
um i want a six-inch tuna on wheat okay21082.086.558
lettuce tomato onion21086.165.04
don't judge me mustard and ketchup i21088.6384.642
can't stop now simon unfortunately i'm21091.25.358
i'm way past don't point of no returns21093.284.56
what are you doing yeah are you doing21096.5584.762
the run right now21097.843.48
they did it all the time you got pickles21112.5584.32
jake21115.62.64
all right all right mark it doraleous21116.8782.882
yeah we're coming in hot we're about to21118.243.52
drop it yeah please get me the uh cold21119.764.56
cut combo21121.764.4
why do pilots talk with their nose21124.322.88
closed21126.163.92
hey can you mark that x21127.24.08
all right let's get these sandwich21130.082.24
orders out of the way i don't want21131.283.678
anybody to be distracted from my bomber21132.324.88
greatness jake write down footlong on21134.9584.562
italian meatball jalapenos and onions21137.24.0
that's it look how good my plane looks21139.524.8
absorbs some jalapenos21141.25.358
yeah with the red rocket yeah with the21144.324.96
with his mouth a horny dog his mouth do21146.5585.202
you you find that to be weird too right21149.286.08
how could your mouth look at him dude21151.767.92
uh give me a six inch roast beef21155.364.32
i hope this makes the cook21160.325.52
it's all it's got i know uh american21163.285.04
cheese toasted please toasted and i will21165.845.28
get a spinach uh onions21168.324.238
jake can only write so fast oh you're21171.122.88
not a court reporter21172.5583.602
jake's off to get sandwiches our stream21174.03.6
starts in two minutes we're gonna be21176.162.558
late21177.62.958
it's time for me to do a bummer just21178.7183.442
shut up and do it look i have to go21180.5584.642
there and turn around no go that way21182.165.44
go just just do it sorry this is [ __ ]21185.24.56
good all right we're going goat okay21187.63.76
that's great the propellers look great21189.763.6
oh boy it does wonderful the plane looks21191.365.04
amazing oh wow21193.363.04
wow wonderful good this looks that looks21196.844.92
fantastic all right let's crack landing21199.64.8
gear oh look at that yeah see that21201.764.72
wasted time neebs you're so good at21204.44.64
building bomber planes how do you do it21206.485.36
i don't know nibs turn around neebs look21209.045.04
this is a an airplane okay yeah you're21211.843.6
gonna hit the wall how well do you turn21214.083.68
oh turbulence huh let's see how well you21215.444.08
spin around let's look at that well look21217.763.44
i got to get some distance between me21219.523.358
and the target back there oh so you21221.23.2
can't hover spin21222.8785.76
it's a bomber plane not a ufo simon21224.45.92
you don't do that in world war ii but21228.6384.482
you don't have to you could actually21230.325.12
spin right now couldn't you did you21233.124.88
design this to spin around easily the go21235.445.6
yeah it turns but listen21238.05.44
i am turning calm down jake's still here21241.043.838
by the way you're losing points on21243.443.518
efficiency on turning no i'm gaining21244.8784.802
points on realism21246.9584.322
no you're not21249.683.36
all right great oh this is wonderful i21251.283.278
never would have thought that doraleous21253.043.918
would be my favorite by far right you're21254.5584.32
my favorite you were done quickly you21256.9583.84
hit the [ __ ] target barack obama for21258.8783.84
the win got it i don't think simon21260.7983.442
should be the guy judging who wins this21262.7183.84
well guess what no idea he's consistent21264.244.318
are you in the forest sector where are21266.5584.562
you i'm approaching from behind enemy21268.5585.362
lines it's a flanking tactic oh i have21271.124.56
the target in sight21273.924.0
of [ __ ] how's my altitude uh your21275.684.4
altitude is fantastic i feel like i'm21277.924.48
tired21280.082.32
all right all right right there that's a21302.5582.642
good height21304.243.36
and you can go even a touch lower21305.23.64
let's do21307.63.278
this freaking21308.844.28
dead whatever you call a bull's-eye you21310.8784.162
got this but it hit me hit me not much21313.123.92
higher than i was this is a bit no you21315.044.16
need to get up there come on21317.043.918
just keep it just keep it going look at21319.23.598
this keep it going oh that's good the21320.9583.84
timing and i'm right here go ahead maybe21322.7983.362
you're you're just fine you're good i21324.7983.442
want to hear it release it don't [ __ ]21326.163.28
sit down21328.242.88
where is it it's out i want to hit that21329.445.358
where is it where is it where is it21331.127.12
oh shoot tell me21334.7983.442
earlier than i did21341.843.44
oh my goodness dude you're gonna go one21343.283.278
more time and you're gonna nail it and21345.282.8
you're gonna listen to your heart what21346.5584.4
time is it oh god we should have started21348.085.2
now now holy [ __ ] it's stream time right21350.9584.322
now it's eight yeah21353.284.24
wow i mean do you want to stop21355.284.0
no don't look at me like that you don't21357.523.358
want to stop no wait what should we do21359.283.04
we can't stop it i'm sure it says yes21360.8782.322
yes21362.322.52
no yeah i can't stop21363.24.8
now get go you do one pat one pat one21364.845.64
one more that's it oh boy last chance21368.04.718
buddy21370.482.238
needs is flying through the sky it is21376.326.318
intense and i think he's gonna die can21379.28.72
he make that bomb land on the bull's eye21382.6385.282
yeah builds up21389.686.08
all right come on dubs you got it21392.46.0
you got this21395.764.958
you're lined up good buddy thank you21398.44.88
all right oh you are yeah you you can21400.7184.0
hit me on the noggin oh you guys hit me21403.283.438
on the knockout come on do it kill him21404.7184.322
oh my21406.7182.322
heartfelt21412.7183.0
yes okay we got a stream to get to21425.283.678
thanks for watching folks see you next21427.363.84
time sandwiches to eat21428.9584.642
immortan doraleous what's that can we21431.24.8
have water yeah go ahead it should be21433.64.24
some in the fridge we need water give me21436.03.2
water yeah i think we have some in the21437.843.36
fridge with sparkling waters and uh21439.23.92
you're standing release the water on top21441.23.84
of us i'm not keeping the water from you21443.123.678
it's in the fridge oh then we don't have21445.043.2
a mission to escape because he's21446.7982.802
treating us pretty good neebs look21448.243.52
doraleous this whole mad max idea was21449.64.16
yours you have to play along yeah oh he21451.766.24
said you have to be tyrant we don't have21453.764.24
water anthony if you're going to be the21462.844.118
water tanker you're playing the wrong21465.23.758
role no not water tanker i'm a gas21466.9583.92
tanker oh gas tanker yeah we live off21468.9584.482
gas yeah i'm also a girl did you see21470.8783.92
yeah i had a sex change i'm going to be21473.443.358
furiosa okay what's the challenge21474.7983.282
doraleous what are we doing today we're21476.7983.84
going to have anthony build a tanker21478.084.718
truck furiosa and we got to stop21480.6384.0
anthony's tanker you'll never stop me21482.7983.682
i'll take your wives hate being the bad21484.6386.602
guy well it's just role-playing in it21486.484.76
oh what are you doing up there doraleous21514.5585.122
speaking to my people he's the uh21516.7984.962
mad max king is that what they call him21519.684.16
in the movie what they call him immortan21521.764.56
joe that's me like the song you can call21523.844.958
me joe though what that mean for martin21526.324.558
jo21528.7982.802
that's21530.8784.802
not it we built our uh things our chaser21531.66.32
downer vehicles it's the mad max theme21535.684.878
which i know nothing about anthony is21537.925.44
the uh one who's stolen the truck he's21540.5585.842
got the tanker the heroine heroine and21543.364.88
doraleous and i are the attackers we21546.43.6
have to stop the truck yeah21548.244.398
yes perfect we've built vehicles haven't21550.04.798
we that will stop the truck that's right21552.6383.282
you want to show us what you built21554.7983.202
rallies sure21555.924.56
nice jump thanks but this is this thing21558.05.04
okay i love the squigglies the squiggly21560.483.92
squigglies are amazing they give a21563.043.918
character uh there's one design flaw21564.44.0
once you show us what you're capable of21566.9583.522
there's the there's the whole21568.44.08
pole in front of him21570.485.2
yep and rampant kind of thing oops wrong21572.485.6
one and then you know what i mean oh21575.684.958
yeah oh21578.082.558
great21580.9583.122
yep and then he'll just21582.323.44
sure and then i noticed you made a21584.084.478
similar other option but my fault is21585.764.72
that there's no one else riding with me21588.5584.4
yeah that's crazy but i've got the whole21590.484.478
you know this thing yep if we had to21592.9583.282
though if we have a hard time bringing21594.9583.6
this down21596.242.318
over top and what are you going to do21598.7984.642
from that21601.23.518
wow21603.442.8
i like it21604.7183.442
yeah what you got here this is my21606.244.478
vehicle i think it's quite pretty it21608.164.638
looks good it looks very mad max-ish21610.7183.602
it's pretty nice21612.7985.362
so what's it do so uh i've got this i i21614.325.92
don't the truck's probably too big but21618.163.44
maybe i can21620.244.08
do that you're not gonna die21621.64.958
i'm so unimpressed with that21624.324.0
move on to the next i've also got a21626.5584.32
button that allows me to go faster it's21628.325.04
pretty fast this vehicle but if i can't21630.8785.362
catch him boom rockets i'm speeding in21633.365.04
there now i noticed you used shocks on21636.245.36
flat land yep uh the number one shock21638.45.76
complainer not exactly flat is it i have21641.64.56
a system much like doraleous is where i21644.163.92
need to get on top of the vehicle right21646.164.88
but he thought ahead yeah so look i'm21648.084.96
driving beside the vehicle i hit a21651.042.88
button21653.044.0
boom i'm going up i'm over but i still21653.925.36
have control of my car wow21657.045.518
and then when i'm on top of it wow yeah21659.285.278
i'm on the truck21662.5583.602
here comes the truck let's bring in the21664.5583.042
truck21666.164.16
where's it at furiosa here i come here21667.64.958
the hero of the people that21670.324.318
is a great looking truck21672.5585.682
yeah that looks really good man21674.6384.32
so21678.241.84
anthony21678.9582.802
hops in the21680.084.24
tanker takes off we have to try to chase21681.766.84
him down you'll never catch me21684.324.28
all right i'm taking off should give him21690.082.558
a head start yeah we'll get my head21691.443.358
start all right do you have any plan or21692.6383.682
you're just going for it we're going for21694.7983.362
it i'm gonna try21696.323.84
if one go all right let's see what let's21698.163.76
let doraleous give a try what's he going21700.162.88
to do21701.923.28
just going to ram it didn't work21703.044.8
jack knife it21705.22.64
ah failed effort i have thrusters just21708.085.36
to steer it backwards21710.5585.042
balance is trapped21713.444.64
all right so you slowed him down i could21715.64.64
try the up the in front21718.084.798
tactic yeah go and and go ahead first21720.244.0
into him21722.8783.602
oh boy [ __ ] what you gotta be in front21724.245.398
of him21726.483.158
yeah let's pull in front come on working21730.085.44
on it curly cue21732.323.2
gotta get poppy at a really good speed21735.763.76
he went around it21738.083.68
we're gonna take you down fury oh so21739.525.358
you'll never take me down21741.764.0
up21744.8781.76
up21745.763.76
i'll flip you with my prongs never prank21746.6386.642
flip prepare to be flipped21749.523.76
okay so he's heavier than i am21757.23.598
okay should we try to get on top of it21762.083.36
neebs you're gonna give it a shot get up21764.02.878
there yeah i gotta get up from there oh21765.445.16
boy i'm cutting them off21766.8783.722
out21785.24.8
oh it's gone get on him my thing's gone21785.924.08
all right break that [ __ ] apart shake21791.283.278
the back21793.123.518
just shake the back get off jealous come21794.5584.16
on it's running away from me21796.6383.762
okay i have to figure out how to stop21798.7183.282
this thing now you'll never stop me21800.45.76
neebs hmm all these buttons um21802.06.16
no did that do something21806.166.398
no nothing at all that do something nope21808.164.398
nothing oh21812.7183.84
what's happening okay you can't see it21814.6383.362
but you just found one of the wheel21816.5583.202
buttons my back wheels will come down21818.02.638
yeah21819.762.48
i love it how's it going guys what are21820.6383.682
you doing i got it on a lift and i took21822.243.44
it off the lift and it just took off21824.323.36
again21825.684.08
got another yeah i got three wheels down21827.684.4
okay no only two21829.765.038
up oh21832.082.718
i'm enjoying it how are you doing21836.8783.962
press press21838.8785.522
no ah okay you've successfully destroyed21840.846.118
all the wheels21844.42.558
he's off oh i'm inside what i will rip21847.445.118
you apart from the inside yes break him21850.46.318
apart it's doraleous hey21852.5586.4
i've been stopped neebs are you stuck21856.7184.402
hey so we stopped the truck yeah you got21858.9583.76
back your wives maybe i could use21861.124.56
dallas's seat for some reason it is21862.7185.362
oh god what the hell's happening i think21865.684.4
i could use your seat to get down here21868.083.04
we go21870.083.2
jump all right get a little closer there21871.124.88
we go ah thank you sir21873.286.08
what a nice rescue good try furiosa yes21876.06.558
maybe next time [ __ ] watered again21879.365.04
how you doing buddy so look i was able21882.5584.16
to mount the truck disable the tires21884.44.08
that's pretty cool isn't it good job on21886.7183.442
this truck oh yeah they all kick out21888.483.36
there well thank you i missed all that21890.163.52
high action stuff yeah what do you want21891.844.24
to try why don't i drive your vehicle21893.684.08
and you sit in that seat and i'll try to21896.083.84
get you on top perfect i love it it'll21897.763.68
be even better is if you can he just21899.923.36
somehow jump into the cab all right21901.444.8
furiosa is on the run alice and i are21903.285.358
tag teaming in the curlicue vehicle all21906.244.08
right go ahead closing it in i'm gonna21908.6385.442
make it difficult to land on that phone21910.323.76
oh boy here we go21914.7182.482
all right21916.42.0
here it is21917.22.8
this is it i know i'm getting ready21918.43.28
you're ready i got you ready got this do21920.03.84
it21921.682.16
great job okay all right so what's he21923.925.038
doing21926.7182.24
stay on buddy i can go inside or what no21931.24.48
don't do that buttons in the back keep21933.844.32
hitting buttons doraleous up yep we got21935.684.08
wheels turning in wheels turning up21938.164.32
doing it sir all right oh boy21939.764.72
[ __ ]21942.484.318
oh god oh oh oh oh21944.483.28
oh oh21946.7982.642
oh you got to the kill switch that's21947.763.28
protected21949.443.198
is it protected you'll never get the21951.044.8
kill switch21952.6383.202
oh no he got the [ __ ] you hit it you hit21957.924.0
it figured out the puzzle oh it opened21960.04.48
up yep yeah oh hell yeah oh no don't21961.924.878
fall riley no21964.484.56
oh21966.7982.242
don't jump on a turn we were getting to21970.6385.642
the edge all right21972.6383.642
uh it's been a while since my vehicle22003.444.32
ran off without me yep that was22005.686.16
effective you sure love fencers22007.764.08
there you go we will all do this22014.43.44
together oh yeah well i will give you22016.03.28
some of this sir22017.846.32
the ramp of death yeah that works great22019.288.88
the real furiosa has taken the wheel oh22024.166.24
that was the best [ __ ] action shot22028.164.0
all day all right we're looking at the22030.45.04
grass i'm not looking doraleous22032.165.68
what is that noise22035.444.64
i'm trying to outdo simon for like22037.844.4
weird noises22040.084.798
oh that's good that's a good one i'm22042.245.52
i'm an evil villain i i kidnapped the22044.8785.522
princess that you both are banging oh22047.763.68
and uh22050.43.04
oh [ __ ] what just happened i don't know22051.443.198
i don't know what just happened my22053.443.518
computer just went black oh no22054.6384.24
doraleous didn't plug in his battery now22056.9583.282
his screen just went black and he's like22058.8783.202
what just happened the evil villain22060.243.92
power doesn't plug in his [ __ ] yeah22062.084.08
you're you're a horrible bad guy give me22064.163.84
a second i'll take over the world oh22066.163.84
[ __ ] i forgot to plug my laptop in why22068.03.84
is our force shield down oh wait it's22070.05.48
not plugging in the wall22071.843.64
this is a maze right this is going to be22080.45.68
a mix between mario brothers the movie22082.7185.442
saw and the movie labyrinth wow22086.084.4
labyrinth was such a shitty movie22088.164.24
boys22090.484.078
okay the villain's back guys22092.44.398
villain's back do you see me up here22094.5584.802
um i see you oh yeah22096.7984.802
we gotta get to you huh you know22099.364.56
you need to just get to the the princess22101.64.88
but the the path is pretty clear it's22103.925.68
not actually it says save the princess22106.485.68
with lots of arrows and then do not22109.64.64
enter yeah go ahead and enter no you22112.163.36
don't have to fix them just enter the22114.243.6
[ __ ] the next person comes and then they22115.524.16
don't there's no next person here we go22117.844.16
do enter much better yeah i like it a22119.684.08
lot i'm getting my hammer out22122.03.12
beat the bad guy22123.763.84
yeah don't beat that baby bad guy i'm22125.123.92
gonna get my block out so i can delete22127.62.64
things along the way to make it easier22129.042.88
that's cheating yeah no deleting any22130.244.0
blocks just keep following me equipped22131.924.0
good luck in there guys this is fun to22134.244.638
watch from where i am ah get in22135.924.48
a dead end that's a dead end you try22138.8782.562
cutting a hole through the wall you22140.42.398
can't cut a hole22141.443.04
all right i'm gonna go this way i would22142.7983.682
suggest not sprinting ever i've22144.485.84
discovered a dastardly plant22146.485.2
oh that's a dead end so we got to go22150.322.638
back in there22151.682.16
um22152.9582.642
we've been separated22153.843.038
just meet back at the beginning you22155.63.76
really need your angle drills yeah all22156.8785.122
right well i'll grab my angle22159.364.96
uh do enter you can also use the22162.03.68
mountain as a reference point can't we22164.322.72
yeah you can use the mountain let's down22165.684.08
this hallway that's a loud uh-huh danger22167.044.8
let's do it wasn't very dangerous was it22169.763.44
it wasn't it wasn't dangerous at all22171.843.84
this part is not necessarily dangerous22173.26.08
not necessarily but what22175.685.84
jump out what'd you say shut up we'll22179.284.32
get you you bastard we're gonna get you22181.523.76
ooh a skull22183.63.52
hey we know what that means watch out it22185.284.08
means watch out nothing nothing seems to22187.124.16
me anything okay yeah we going this way22189.365.76
yeah i follow i'm following you man okay22191.283.84
so boy i'm getting lost oh wait wait i22195.683.52
haven't seen this plan great i found22197.64.16
your plan water it how fun are mazes huh22199.25.96
super fun22201.763.4
hey22206.9583.84
right there we go this way neebs you're22208.7184.24
on the right track astro22210.7985.042
that's perfect no [ __ ] did it yeah22212.9587.0
damn it here we go22215.844.118
he made it you have22220.084.478
uh made it through that now we just got22222.323.92
to delete these blocks right here no22224.5583.842
don't don't delete it there's more oh22226.245.2
there's so much more so much oh [ __ ] hey22228.45.6
never mind behind me now you're stuck22231.445.198
with one of us [ __ ] hold on no stay away22234.04.08
here i can help you stay away from me22236.6385.282
yeah should we kill him nope yes22238.083.84
hey disregard let me alone get my pace22243.284.76
come on this is great damn it22254.325.36
yes yeah all right fixed you couldn't22257.443.92
take two seconds to pick the same color22259.685.92
block so my angle is less um pretty22261.366.64
because i want my laptop to work sneeves22265.63.68
where do we go22268.02.798
um22269.283.84
that way we gotta save the princess22270.7984.08
can't go through the wooden i guess we22273.123.92
gotta go here seems like the only way22274.8784.482
huh yeah that's the only way all right i22277.045.598
see you peons down there [ __ ] you i see22279.365.358
you up there you little [ __ ] all right i22282.6385.042
have a particular order to give you all22284.7185.202
before i let you through this gate okay22287.683.76
i'm gonna let you both through but only22289.923.92
abstract can move forward if you do not22291.444.16
follow those orders22293.843.68
i will kill the princess22295.64.8
oh so you mean we know this princess22297.524.8
yeah yes you guys are both banging her i22300.43.84
don't yeah you're both doing her i can't22302.323.36
think of who you're talking about all22304.243.84
right go ahead okay both of you step22305.684.72
forward neebs yep both once you pass the22308.084.4
door you stay right where you are watch22310.44.318
your all right yep perhaps oh yep i have22312.484.8
fun oh son of a [ __ ] wait hey i'm22314.7184.802
trapped i'm in a cage nope not me i'm22317.283.92
running for it oh22319.523.198
you're going away we're supposed to22321.23.04
raven i don't even know this princess22322.7182.642
all right absolutely stay right there22324.243.52
okay what's her last name22325.364.32
what is her last name smith just go22327.763.68
through the [ __ ] gate don't know her22329.683.36
and watch absurd absolutely just move22331.443.198
forward okay let's go straight forward22333.043.28
do it move it22334.6384.482
no no i no i need you trapped i went22336.324.558
forward idiot you sprinted you were the22339.124.08
worst villain all right open the trap22340.8783.68
and i'll get in the trap i can't you22343.24.0
[ __ ] it up because you broke the rules22344.5584.722
you [ __ ] it all up you said go over22347.23.678
here hold on how can can i jump in the22349.282.64
trap i'll just jump in there yeah you22350.8782.0
can jump back22351.923.6
right here in the trap22352.8782.642
you're so stinky all right neebs yep you22355.925.12
can get over the trap22358.485.12
um to potentially save him22361.044.48
because abstract cannot because he's he22363.63.52
can't get out now he's trapped even22365.522.88
though i didn't fix the chair because he22367.123.04
got in the trap awful easy well you can22368.43.36
from that one side but there's that wood22370.163.52
over there that don't jump there don't22371.765.038
jump okay all right fine fine do me no22373.684.4
if you want to fill that in with wood22376.7982.882
there so it's not jumpable what kind of22378.083.28
villain boxes someone in and says don't22379.683.198
try to get out22381.362.32
yeah22382.8782.08
that's kind of the thing is i didn't22383.683.278
feel that thing i didn't fill that up i22384.9583.442
couldn't get out if i didn't well in22386.9583.122
other words you didn't do your job yeah22388.43.36
[ __ ] up you're a terrible villain22390.082.798
terrible22391.763.038
good neebs you can move forward i just22392.8783.602
don't feel threatened right now neebs22394.7986.242
move forward astro yo are you stuck22396.486.72
i guess because i can't i can't figure22401.045.678
out how to get out then it's up to me22403.26.08
i saved the princess that i barely know22406.7184.24
thank you for cooperating22409.283.92
with that okay let's see here what are22410.9585.92
these connected to no no no22413.23.678
okay just pick a [ __ ] button hit a22420.7983.682
button huh22422.7983.362
nope what happened what did you do i hit22424.484.078
a button hold on watch watch this look22426.164.558
at this22428.5585.682
okay it's spinning something see that22430.7185.202
oh22434.243.76
all right that means something oh so now22435.924.48
he can jump on it no are you are you in22438.04.558
danger grinding him up no it's just this22440.43.36
little thing that's spinning right above22442.5582.802
my head oh no it's i'll just turn it22443.763.038
it's grinding you up22445.363.92
you're not it's a grinder no i'm22446.7984.722
crouching just saying it's a grinder22449.284.32
well yeah i mean that's the22451.525.6
just stay alive i will find you22453.66.4
okay i undid the button too so it22457.124.48
shouldn't be grinding you up anymore how22460.03.92
scary was that super scary yeah22461.63.76
absolutely be on the alert when we hit22463.923.76
another button okay22465.364.24
that was the right button22467.683.76
oh you should see what the right the22469.64.958
other one does real quick22471.446.16
oh wow oh nice ah22474.5585.282
yeah they got kicked out22477.64.8
now that was dastardly oh [ __ ] look i22479.844.0
might gotta do this huh yeah i think you22482.43.68
can oh damn it yeah you didn't parties22483.844.718
either okay so that's opened all right22486.084.558
so is there a free me button it free he22488.5584.0
freed you when he opened the main gate22490.6383.842
oh yeah i didn't even see it it opened22492.5583.202
at the same time i've gotten out this22494.482.72
whole time22495.762.32
yeah22497.24.56
so uh just up the hill no sprinting i22498.085.92
hope this princess is nice she's all22501.763.44
right22504.03.6
so that thing up the stairs all right22505.24.16
i'm right behind you neebs i'm right in22507.64.08
front of you after22509.365.358
uh careful you guys have fun with that22511.686.24
should i go first sure22514.7183.202
can i sprint on this22520.03.84
no sprinting on this do whatever you22522.163.44
need on this okay whatever you need us22523.843.36
see there's a new rule whatever you need22525.63.198
on this one22527.23.678
well done very easy sir22528.7983.602
okay yeah just i got it there's a big22530.8783.202
space in the middle where there's things22532.43.28
that you're never gonna hit22534.083.12
you went all the way in one shot you22535.683.68
almost got hit i about did you did22537.24.88
oh boy now oh there's a button whoa okay22539.365.76
you don't move whoa22542.085.12
damn it good trap door there thanks22545.124.4
where are you oh he's up there22547.25.2
you dastardly22549.524.24
you wanna hit that button yeah sure i'll22552.42.88
hit this button22553.764.08
oh boy oh boy22555.284.08
no no no no no22557.843.68
okay all right get through this all22559.363.358
right all right22561.523.198
oh wait it's closing on me all right oh22562.7183.682
wait you might want to wait wait wait22564.7185.122
for neebs before you hit the next button22566.46.64
ah you made it past all right behind you22569.844.958
bottom right22573.042.88
i hit it22574.7984.08
oh boy just now22575.922.958
all right22579.682.48
i am up here22580.6383.762
oh i see you22582.164.32
you desperately feel does neebs see me22584.44.318
that's the big pleasure i don't see you22586.485.2
how do you see that damn it what look22588.7185.602
right there22591.682.64
you've made it further than i ever22594.483.28
thought you would it's another [ __ ]22595.924.32
maze maybe i'm gonna go right or left22597.764.0
i'm gonna go this way i'll go this way22600.243.76
all right that is such a bad idea when22601.764.32
you're a bad idea giving time oh my way22604.04.0
didn't work22606.083.36
you're doing great22608.03.2
am i making it22609.443.278
yeah you're perfect right thank you in22611.23.438
the world today it'll be great when one22612.7183.442
of you gets it and they say well how'd22614.6383.122
you get there you could say it was over22616.163.04
here22617.763.76
up it's over here that's right oh good22619.24.88
i'm on the way perfect22621.525.96
not that one22624.083.4
we made it do you recognize her22630.6384.24
oh22634.083.28
she's here is this the [ __ ] princess22634.8784.242
yeah look how pretty i don't know this22637.364.56
lady recognize her did we win i22639.124.56
recognized that goal now you have to22641.924.4
give her a kiss ooh and by kiss means22643.685.52
hit the switch to kiss her all right22646.324.398
neebs would you like to do the honors of22649.23.28
kissing the princess no it feels like a22650.7184.08
trap it's not a trap it's a cat it feels22652.484.398
like a trap oh it's a trap do it i'll do22654.7983.76
it22656.8785.122
here we go kisses22658.5583.442
oh boy22664.03.16
oh there she is she's on the top like to22677.764.48
your right oh don't worry strange lady i22679.65.358
will save you22682.242.718
oh i can't get up that mountain you're22685.043.44
saving her this is so dangerous yeah22686.7984.322
this is very dangerous i get it nope22688.484.72
i think i did22691.123.598
yeah i think you got it22693.23.518
did you see that yeah i got cheated on22694.7183.92
that one22696.7184.402
i got her22698.6382.482
there22701.364.08
good job very good excuse me miss have22703.044.4
we met before22705.443.68
you don't look familiar to me i think22707.443.198
i'd remember you22709.122.96
yes22710.6384.0
there you go perfect oh [ __ ] um22712.084.08
one22714.6383.92
yay22716.162.398
very good and then oh man up against the22720.245.6
wall22723.122.72
come on22727.522.4
simon yo how impressive was that this22736.485.44
was so good that uh i don't think i'm22739.044.96
gonna be in him anymore he can't top22741.924.32
this22744.02.24
hey anthony hi you're just in time right22749.926.24
for what relish where are you22752.7983.362
hello22756.483.0
all right guys today we're doing22766.44.158
something really crazy we're gonna make22768.483.44
rocket launchers is that what these22770.5583.522
targets are for yeah do you think we can22771.923.84
do it my vehicle i'm planning on22774.083.84
building something that drives aims and22775.765.28
launches a missile i like that idea that22777.924.878
makes perfect sense to me all right do22781.043.918
you understand your mission yes build a22782.7984.16
thing that shoots missiles at these22784.9583.84
and then knocks them over22786.9584.0
uh yeah should yeah22788.7984.562
okay like so all right folks get the22790.9584.882
building22793.362.48
um22809.283.0
i am happy that i have no idea what's22835.23.758
going on but i love the fact that there22837.523.358
are targets tell them why neebs we22838.9584.402
decided we needed more targets to have22840.8784.882
any chance in hell of hitting one so22843.364.08
there may be there may be triple this22845.763.198
amount of targets here in a few minutes22847.443.92
okay well we'll see so why was it hard22848.9584.642
it's just physics are crazy in this game22851.364.72
so who wants to go first doraleous whose22853.64.8
is the worst maybe me yeah all the worst22856.084.4
i'm not ready to display my vehicle it's22858.43.68
just we're out of time right i'm going22860.483.28
for the underdog i'm going for you22862.083.28
dorado all right let's see it he's the22863.763.92
one i'm picking come on let's go 10022865.363.92
come on spawn it hurry calm down hurry22867.683.198
do it come on where is it calm down yeah22869.282.88
no really though that's why we don't22870.8783.202
give you a mic in park anthony fair22872.163.84
enough22874.083.44
oh22876.03.84
a nice little john deere type thing it22877.523.76
looks like something from a real-time22879.843.038
strategy game well let me uh show you22881.283.84
what's going on here okay i've got the22882.8784.722
you watch i've got the oh this and this22885.124.72
okay wow wow22887.65.038
yeah that's you know that's awesome and22889.845.52
when it's ready to let go22892.6384.482
boom hey22895.363.68
okay here's the loading process it takes22897.125.04
a minute and i apologize pop up here and22899.046.08
you hit the little button oh my goodness22902.166.0
gets you up to where you need to be22905.125.28
wow that's great yeah yeah all right and22908.163.84
then you have to turn them all on okay22910.42.96
and then i have to delete the blocks22912.03.44
that are holding them22913.364.64
oh that is so amazing22915.444.72
yeah they wait to be released it's great22918.04.4
and now to to lessen the load i just get22920.163.92
rid of this you know what i mean of22922.44.238
course okay they all settled in well22924.084.718
yeah that's great i would have never22926.6383.602
thought to do it this way but it's22928.7984.322
really impressive okay ready i think i'm22930.245.2
ready okay22933.124.24
and22935.443.278
fire22937.362.4
fire22938.7183.92
come on something yeah oh wow22939.764.56
you got two weeks sometimes sometimes22942.6385.402
you gotta wiggle them out22944.323.72
anymore yeah one just came out oh no22955.124.4
almost coming22957.924.6
oh22959.523.0
that's great dude i said i have my money22963.764.72
on you and i knew i knew it so i just22966.6384.32
wanted to show you one first one one22968.484.318
first one i mean one one missile22970.9584.082
launcher did you make two maybe i wanted22972.7984.0
i tried to make the simplest missile i22975.043.04
could but if you want to look at the way22976.7983.602
this works it's got a timer okay and it22978.083.04
has22980.42.64
so you just set that off oh boy easy22981.123.28
it's okay it doesn't go anywhere until i22983.043.758
detach it yep delete that this one goes22984.44.8
in there okay you like dropping things22986.7984.242
and things and then that little thing's22989.24.24
gonna come forward yes and set that22991.044.32
sensor off that's the idea which one you22993.444.32
going for there uh bucko22995.364.88
um three from the left22997.764.64
do you mean this one yes that one23000.244.24
look where he's at i have no idea why he23002.44.0
was aiming that way there's no one23004.484.318
anthony right there yes yeah let's see23006.44.64
come on get it yeah see see23008.7984.0
oh my god damn23011.043.2
i'm gonna get hit by these things all23012.7982.882
right should i launch yeah i don't see23014.243.76
how you can hit that let's find out23015.685.6
launch launch ready initiating oh wow oh23018.05.2
whoops that's a little solid now now23021.282.64
yeah23023.23.358
prepare to launch23023.923.68
what23026.5585.24
it's a mortar happening right now23027.64.198
that didn't work at all23033.363.358
wait a minute it's coming down it's23035.283.04
impressive23036.7183.92
okay the whole process was impressive23038.324.08
yeah i don't know and it died it turned23040.6383.842
off it does yeah it doesn't go flying23042.44.238
around like crazy like somebody's we23044.483.92
know23046.6383.122
and now seeing the distance that that23048.42.558
went i think i'm gonna back up a little23049.762.798
bit for my second launch are you ready23050.9583.042
yep yeah i'm ready all right i'm23052.5583.362
bringing in the second vehicle okay oh23054.04.558
boy oh well the return of our good old23055.924.798
favorite oh my gosh23058.5585.842
you have to go from a like a side23060.7183.682
gotta love some coffee23066.05.44
they all lift up like this oh yeah23068.165.04
i'm sure you don't i should not be going23071.443.92
last then you should jump in and anthony23073.24.4
should end with this okay yeah let me do23075.363.84
mine first are you sure there you go23077.63.358
this looks like the finale right here23079.23.28
all right23080.9583.362
let's keep them waiting23082.483.68
all right this is mine23084.324.16
very well how long did you spend on this23086.163.6
piece of [ __ ]23088.483.12
not much longer than anybody else no23089.763.038
okay23091.63.52
but doraleous was amazing yeah did you23092.7984.482
guys i had four it was pretty impressive23095.124.0
well you haven't seen mine yet and you23097.283.598
don't know its potential no i don't but23099.123.598
you've been saying it's so bad i just23100.8783.042
assumed yeah23102.7182.882
i need a few more hours on it so this is23103.923.28
how you drive it around you're like oh23105.63.358
we need missile launchers well you are a23107.23.518
missile launcher enemies are there23108.9584.242
captain names all right i'm on it23110.7184.24
oh i like that i like that a lot yeah23113.23.28
that's cool it's inconvenient to get out23114.9582.722
of your seat but no what are you aiming23116.483.04
at no turn around whatever don't aim at23117.683.76
my truck see i was trying to build it23119.524.72
where it's like okay yeah that's23121.444.56
i like that gaming system that's awesome23124.244.0
oh that's very cool that's [ __ ] look23126.03.12
at you23128.242.558
why do you beat yourself up because it23129.123.12
doesn't work well but that's not your23130.7983.92
fault if it did that idea is great yeah23132.244.08
i'm gonna be one of the targets so i'll23134.7182.642
improve your chances of hitting23136.322.72
something oh yeah try to go up on the23137.363.92
rock here see i have two rocket bays on23139.045.758
the right there one two okay so if i hit23141.285.278
one this bottom rocket's gonna go and if23144.7983.602
at two this top one's gonna go beautiful23146.5585.522
you ready okay so you open the doors23148.45.52
boom whoa23152.082.718
oh23153.922.32
oh come on23154.7983.122
and it's a mess there's still a chance23156.243.76
though do yours turn off if the front of23157.923.44
them hits something they'll turn off23160.02.16
yeah23161.363.12
eventually turn off they should yeah all23162.164.398
right you ready yeah do it23164.485.12
firing missile tube23166.5583.042
oh23170.083.0
shall we try firing from the reticle23174.244.16
yeah people want to see this23176.7984.242
first-person view is that you dress23178.43.68
right there23181.042.16
all right i'm going to aim at you and23182.082.32
see what happens23183.25.518
you ready yeah fire and missile one23184.44.318
oh23189.042.96
that almost hit me23190.5583.842
names not you that almost hit me okay i23192.04.48
gotta aim higher higher did you see it23194.43.76
hit the ground what do you mean higher23196.484.318
okay go ahead do it gotta aim up ready23198.164.88
yep23200.7982.242
oh [ __ ]23204.5582.962
bye23206.6384.562
how will you disappoint us next23207.523.68
all right guys one more try oh you went23211.843.76
past me right here23213.923.038
right here i want to be attacking your23215.62.72
neebs come on now you're going to miss23216.9583.76
it my knees hit us23218.324.158
you're ready yep that's perfect you23220.7184.282
think it looks good yeah all right23222.4786.522
firefits one23225.04.0
all right i'm lined up kind of close but23237.924.0
this should work are you ready neebs i23239.524.88
think so are you ready doraleous come on23241.924.4
i'm [ __ ] ready are you ready simon23244.44.398
with the [ __ ] missiles all right23246.325.36
ready to fire23248.7982.882
oh the last one oh23252.7984.282
oh23267.363.0
quick let's get in a different server23276.7985.122
guys we decided to do one more finale23278.245.68
together we are stronger all three23281.923.92
vehicles if the computers can handle it23283.924.558
yeah firing at once we gotta oh man this23285.845.2
is gonna be epic all right yeah ready23288.4785.682
let's do it ready hit him stand by23291.044.48
here23294.164.36
fire23295.523.0
oh23299.043.0
you know what i'm gonna fix this23321.364.72
with a better way because uh23323.25.2
you were done so early but now it's all23326.084.718
it works business there they go no no23328.45.6
just delete them if you get a chance23330.7983.202
that one that one mistake already beat23336.7185.122
the [ __ ] out of you neebs23338.8782.962
that accident that accident kicked your23342.6383.202
ass23344.8783.042
we were just happy to enjoy that moment23345.844.0
i don't know why we had to make it a23347.925.6
needs insult yeah no i know i'm sorry23349.846.718
i made a go-kart track23353.524.56
let me give you the tour mm-hmm all23356.5583.282
right do it okay so there's a red and23358.083.04
blue card the only thing that's going to23359.843.2
[ __ ] this video up is our internet not23361.123.838
the computers we got some badass zydex23363.044.08
computers but the internet might [ __ ] it23364.9583.76
up it might be a little laggy as soon as23367.123.598
we join you things go to hell right so23368.7183.602
let's see it so23370.7183.682
we can grab our cards there yeah23372.324.238
very fancy feature there23374.44.398
the finish line is also the start line23376.5584.882
okay so you win soon as you start sorry23378.7984.402
you win soon as you start once you're23381.443.038
here game over that's exactly what he23383.22.64
meant that's it okay that's it here's23384.4782.962
what the yellow crosses mean why are23385.842.878
those two blocks on the control tower23387.443.118
not painted that's a shadow you dumb ass23388.7183.362
no the two yellow ones what's it what is23390.5583.282
that where are those two ones right23392.084.24
there he's colorblind let's make fun of23393.844.798
his disability23396.324.158
doraleous you can't see like the rest of23398.6384.08
us you [ __ ] [ __ ]23400.4783.362
all right check it out obviously you23402.7183.362
make this jump the yellow pluses right23403.844.4
if you get flipped over we respond there23406.085.638
you have your card23408.243.478
like a checkpoint there you go23412.324.478
checkpoint so the first obstacle is23413.524.64
this23416.7983.68
rotating right yeah get around here23418.164.68
right and these things randomly pop23420.4784.16
up23422.844.6
that looks very cool yeah i like it they23424.6384.32
look like little digletts randomly23427.443.518
whatever [ __ ] is it it's a pokemon that23428.9583.68
pops out of the ground that's great this23430.9583.76
is tight quarters but only one can fit23432.6384.32
through and this is a [ __ ] go on23434.7184.0
through here around this corner it's23436.9583.52
another jump but this thing rotates23438.7184.402
around oh boy it's absolutely cool who's23440.4785.042
that okay oh geez23443.124.24
that spinner that jump so then you get23445.523.76
around to this thing this is called the23447.363.84
slingshot i don't control anything that23449.283.598
that does that okay that doesn't work23451.23.92
when you get up here it tilts up and you23452.8784.802
make your way into that cart right23455.124.08
and then that brings you to the other23457.683.198
side oh and wait till you see how fast23459.23.518
it is if it works yeah it's great so23460.8784.482
what if the slingshot fails he said he23462.7184.16
tested there's a yellow plus back here23465.362.96
then you get across there's a yellow23466.8782.802
plus over there this is where you have23468.323.52
an option so you go that way or that way23469.683.68
yeah the thing is this is obviously23471.844.08
quicker but it's a lot more dangerous23473.364.72
trust me so if you're in the lead you're23475.923.84
probably going to want to go this way23478.084.0
now these things they do move and like23479.763.76
we'll push you around it's pretty easy23482.083.36
they're a little slow on the reaction23483.522.958
they get through here and these are23485.442.96
rotating and that's kind of a [ __ ] that23486.4783.842
doesn't look easy at all if you tried23488.43.04
this course23490.323.12
that part's not really easy but it'll be23491.443.6
a really good time have you finished it23493.444.96
i've done every obstacle individually oh23495.045.2
but if i know they work they work the23498.43.52
things you build there's those guys23500.242.718
spinning23501.923.44
uh yeah i see that that is a [ __ ] kind23502.9584.322
of but is it as much of a [ __ ] oh it's23505.365.04
switches as these23507.284.16
probably not23510.42.72
yeah well it's up to you i'm definitely23511.443.438
going the shortcut yeah i can't wait to23513.123.2
see you try do you know how much time23514.8783.442
this [ __ ] took it's still gotta work23516.323.92
it does work maybe we have not done a23518.323.84
phone just run off the course yet i love23520.244.16
how you opt to complain immediately23522.163.92
appreciate the effort how about we start23524.43.44
with that nice job doraleous thanks23526.082.798
simon23527.843.36
[ __ ] and that is the course ladies and23528.8783.92
gentlemen do you want to rip on it more23531.22.88
no it's a great course23532.7983.202
i think i'm done ripping okay great it23534.083.44
took time to make this and i'm glad you23536.02.958
appreciate that neebs well you're23537.524.08
welcome sir23538.9582.642
one thing i did not tell you23547.124.88
was um that there is a a single rocket23549.284.96
in each car please get back in your car23552.03.12
okay23554.242.96
hey what he's cheating23555.125.04
he's putting [ __ ] on my car23557.22.96
did you see what he did he put a tire on23560.243.44
my car he put a fence on my car first23561.524.16
stop it ladies and gentlemen we have23563.684.72
neebs versus appsro and we are seeing23565.687.36
neebs view in the car and23568.44.64
horn no23574.4785.362
that's it that's it23575.684.16
wait my car doesn't work23584.04.958
oh [ __ ] wrong way oh23586.8783.92
scrooge23588.9584.84
look23590.7983.0
you got around this right doraleous23595.125.28
uh i've never tried this one though23597.24.4
what do you mean you never tried this23600.42.0
one23601.64.84
would you make the first obstacle23602.44.04
i got it he's going to make it23619.124.8
he stopped it23621.364.88
he broke it we jammed it23623.924.798
come on come on take care oh he got23626.244.718
through oh you can't watch that23628.7185.24
oh23630.9583.0
this is great yeah you just got to nail23636.6383.282
it at a certain point don't you23638.45.04
absolutely get down from there oh my god23639.923.52
if you take away those pegs that are on23644.5583.92
the corners and in the middle that'd be23646.6384.562
fine huh yeah yeah take away the pegs i23648.4784.48
appreciate your cooperation and your23651.23.518
positive attitude in this video i'm23652.9583.6
still impressed with the with the23654.7183.602
wonderfulness of this course you think23656.5583.362
we can make it stop spinning while we're23658.323.52
trying to remove these blocks it's not23659.924.08
spinning spinning on our excuse me23661.843.76
really yeah let's spin it all over the23664.03.84
place it's off on mine it's off now just23665.64.958
stop now okay oh get it23667.844.638
i don't like my place i like his place23670.5583.362
better than mine you wanna go ahead23672.4783.442
what's going on can we officially start23673.923.44
let's race23675.923.52
go and go23677.363.518
are we going yeah we'll go23679.442.72
all right get the hell out of my way i'm23680.8785.042
gonna do this right there right there23682.163.76
no you made it you're at the plus you23688.4783.762
passed the checkpoint you're okay so i23690.4783.282
did it and suited23692.243.6
oh neebs you got this oh [ __ ] okay you23693.763.44
got it neeb's got it all the way excuse23695.843.52
me sir i'm trying to race hold on23697.25.12
you both made it through that one23699.365.438
movie pieces of [ __ ] move diggle it move23702.325.04
move absorb it23704.7984.562
trying to get through so am i23707.362.96
nice23709.362.96
hey all right you're the first one in23710.325.2
here oh he's got you go sir i'm going23712.327.04
[ __ ] the love tunnel go i'm going i'm23715.526.16
trying23719.362.32
tourists23722.162.398
there we go23724.6385.962
[ __ ] you oh nail them nails23725.924.68
oh i stopped it for you23745.23.278
oh boy23750.324.318
put that right there23751.922.718
oh was that in your way yeah23754.7184.08
shady stuff that's the timing if you23757.044.8
used your [ __ ] rocket oh23758.7986.482
oh she's fine oh no i'm not damn putting23761.844.798
your [ __ ] vehicle in front of me this23765.284.16
worked out that way23766.6382.802
okay that's an interesting that's really23770.244.478
interesting if i were you i'd take23772.844.68
advantage on your way23774.7182.802
oh man that was really nice oh what i23782.7985.042
stopped23785.682.16
did you test this one i don't remember23791.23.438
what did he say before every single23793.362.8
one's been tested yep they've all been23794.6382.802
tested23796.162.96
whoa23797.443.76
oh23799.123.678
i almost went over the whole damn thing23801.24.24
how about dude23802.7982.642
come on come on come on come on23806.7985.122
wait wait wait23809.284.24
there he has to remove it it's gonna get23811.924.08
over on you23813.522.48
that's the timing that was it oh yeah23824.46.558
that was oh dude you tell me it's not23828.5584.4
doable that way you just randomly push23830.9584.402
your button and get lucky all right23832.9586.562
beautiful oh oh look at this he's going23835.365.358
you know what i'm gonna count that you23839.522.48
know what go ahead because i want this23840.7183.282
one i want that yellow cross to be right23842.03.44
there anyway good luck with this this is23844.02.878
going to be up so so far not one23845.443.278
obstacle has worked correctly right but23846.8783.122
do this though23848.7183.522
okay with time in mind memes you don't23850.03.84
want him to beat you you want to beat23852.243.76
him don't you i'd like to yeah all right23853.843.44
okay23856.03.04
now what do i stay here well no of23857.283.92
course not you advance if this works23859.044.32
i'll be stunned yeah i can't imagine23861.24.08
this use your rockets23863.363.84
but only just a bit23865.283.92
up right going down23867.24.56
all right neems has begun23869.24.64
is it oh does it go that slow yeah it's23871.765.038
pretty slow oh oh oh sometime oh neve23873.844.878
stay on there buddy i'm trying23876.7983.442
you're not moving anything right now23878.7183.202
shaking kind of shaky i know but it23880.242.96
looks like you're adjusting i'm trying23881.923.038
to move to stay on it's like slowly23883.24.16
pushing me off23884.9584.0
that's the slingshot i'm never gonna be23887.362.96
able to get off of this thing did you23888.9582.722
hear the name of what he just called23890.324.478
this slingshot yes23891.686.48
just like a sl oh boy23894.7983.362
well as my thing doesn't work good no23898.323.84
none of them do23900.7184.322
not but it looks so good though i know i23902.164.798
was i might redesign it at some point23905.044.4
like before the race yeah maybe test it23906.9585.042
it's been tested oh there you go23909.445.518
that's how you do it hey he's not moving23912.05.2
but he's on it this thing moves right23914.9583.042
yeah23917.22.88
sure i don't know why yours isn't going23918.04.478
anywhere but uh maybe because it wasn't23920.084.478
tested what am i doing hop out and hit23922.4784.562
it with a hammer oh wow he's catching up23924.5584.882
this is a heated race yeah23927.044.24
i would just go faster than mine i think23929.442.96
you're at the end23931.283.04
oh damn it well how am i supposed to get23932.44.238
out well i don't i don't really know i23934.323.52
feel like you're gonna have to take the23936.6383.122
chance and try to knock it off with your23937.843.0
oh boy23939.765.198
oh boy come on do this ballsy move just23940.845.56
to get it to the plus all you have to do23944.9583.282
is get23946.43.2
come on buddy23948.243.68
this is never going to go oh [ __ ] oh all23949.64.08
the way back to the beginning oh boy23951.924.16
here comes abstro23953.684.48
and after drive23956.083.6
hey he made it to the checkpoint rear23958.163.36
tire23959.685.038
look at that comes neebs23961.523.198
can you hit it from there23965.122.88
way to go mule [ __ ]23968.6383.202
there's no way in hell that things23972.165.2
just grab it neebs yeah that's throws23975.23.598
going for the shortcut23977.365.92
oh my god perfect that was23978.7985.042
no great23983.282.24
overshot23983.844.638
we got to bring it back to the plus yes23985.524.16
all right neebs23988.4783.362
you got this buddy man they're going23989.683.92
crazy why don't you place yours i'm23991.843.2
gonna go behind you have to take the23993.64.32
shortcut again23995.045.838
oh i got nailed you don't got it23997.924.32
go ahead go ahead24000.8783.202
yeah24002.244.16
[ __ ]24004.082.32
nobody wants to take that outer24006.6384.16
that outer cage24008.8784.162
damn24010.7982.242
give the other thing a shot neebs i24013.362.72
think you're just going to have to go24015.042.56
balls to the wall24016.083.28
hopefully that first ramp will be good24017.64.72
oh you're doing that24019.362.96
the best obstacle so far24043.524.8
oh24046.9583.68
oh oh24048.323.2
oh24050.6384.682
come on come on24051.523.8
up24066.6384.0
come on24069.362.32
come on24070.6383.442
oh no what the [ __ ]24071.683.92
wait wait oh you're still in you're24074.084.08
still in oh oh you're back in the car24075.63.52
okay24078.165.04
it might flip you over it might be over24079.126.88
oh there we go up24083.23.758
here we go24086.02.638
right in front of him24086.9583.52
all right full boost when that thing's24088.6383.522
up24090.4784.962
oh geez oh oh oh24092.165.76
come on i did it come on oh [ __ ] you're24095.444.96
close neebs24097.924.878
oh wow oh oh24100.45.04
it's jumping down on you that's okay24102.7986.76
he's got a full rocket24105.444.118
that was [ __ ] great24117.24.32
that was great24119.124.48
thank goodness after god damn it i don't24121.523.92
want to play this again guys no one24123.65.08
likes you24125.443.24
oh well now they're completely that's24141.762.878
nothing24143.523.038
does that look good you guys happy24144.6384.32
okay hold on that's all not right that's24146.5583.522
not right24148.9584.562
it's not nope no it's not24150.085.04
can someone just [ __ ] point to which24153.523.6
one is it this probably no i think it's24155.123.678
uh the first green one that one yeah24157.123.92
green why would i have done that24158.7985.202
no nope that's not it wow good job24161.044.24
you guys are [ __ ] yeah maybe it is a24164.04.478
shadow try the second green one24165.283.198
all right now just quickly go through24170.5582.882
the course and make sure it works before24172.083.12
we start nope24173.445.038
come on do it doraleous it's fun24175.23.278
it's a breathing exercise24178.7984.16
inhale24180.4782.48
exhale24183.842.56
hey24187.23.278
hello24188.7985.562
so far great video24190.4783.882
neebs you want to talk uh yeah i want to24199.284.8
do a video what video uh well doraleous24201.65.118
wanted to do a wall climber type thing24204.084.398
yeah why not right wall climbers have24206.7183.522
been built in scrap before but we24208.4783.922
haven't done it have we we want to24210.245.36
build obstacles on these invisible walls24212.46.478
that our vehicles will uh have to reach24215.66.4
and somehow hit checkpoints and the um24218.8785.122
the surprise middle obstacle i'm gonna24222.03.84
go work on that when you're uh on the24224.04.718
middle obstacle on the middle obstacle24225.844.638
okay24228.7184.402
i hope we share the same vision24230.4784.882
i've got quite the poll going here folks24233.123.358
are you doing24235.363.358
what you're supposed to be doing yep24236.4783.362
whoa24238.7183.522
look at that pole my my pole's taller24239.844.958
than yours oh wow look at it yeah can24242.244.96
you see it oh yeah it's huge oh yeah i24244.7984.16
see it too oh yeah actually i can holy24247.24.56
crap there he goes never been done24248.9584.562
nobody's ever done this i did it the24251.763.92
other day you didn't yeah24253.524.0
your right hand couldn't take it my24255.684.16
right hand can take a lot or can it take24257.526.278
a very little snap24259.843.958
so24283.683.0
feel like we all probably made perfect24292.03.12
vehicles24294.02.718
and this is not going to be entertaining24295.123.28
because we always messed up we're just24296.7183.602
everything just flawless this might be24298.43.76
the first one that's flawless ladies and24300.324.8
gentlemen welcome simon to the video hey24302.164.96
hi simon let me show you what i what i24305.123.758
put together all right i put together24307.124.08
the obstacles you start way down there24308.8784.242
you do you have to climb the wall your24311.24.0
vehicle has to hit the little spin wheel24313.124.56
hit it make it spin drive to the next24315.25.2
one hit it make it spin drive the next24317.685.118
one hit it make it spin yep there's a24320.44.558
corner see yeah24322.7984.882
hit it make it spin and if your car is24324.9585.52
good enough you will take to the skies24327.684.16
on the ceiling24330.4784.08
to the center i've struck this build i24331.844.4
built that up by the way it took about a24334.5583.362
half hour okay well who do you think has24336.243.52
the best vehicle well i don't i need to24337.924.24
make an adjustment damn it i'm sorry i24339.763.36
didn't know we were going around the24342.162.718
corners then can i show you what it does24343.123.438
before i adjust it so drive it straight24344.8783.522
into a wall just go ahead just go24346.5584.0
forward okay24348.43.76
so why wouldn't this work on a corner24350.5583.602
once it goes up to the top the thrusters24352.163.36
will then turn off because it's on a24354.163.12
switch it's on a it's on a sensor well24355.523.84
then make your adjustment is this yours24357.284.16
yeah it was a failed attempt this thing24359.363.518
yes that was the start well why don't24361.443.278
you delete it it tells a story it's a24362.8783.6
story we didn't need to hear about yeah24364.7183.84
well now you did24366.4783.202
well let me tell you the story so i24368.5582.562
started out with some pipes we don't24369.682.48
really want to hear it no we don't want24371.122.24
to hear it dallas you want to show us24372.162.798
your vehicle yeah do you want me to uh24373.363.598
pull it out and show you it pull it out24374.9583.6
and show it to us baby i've been24376.9583.6
realizing that a lot of my designs look24378.5584.32
the same so you mixed it up oops what24380.5584.962
happened where'd it go24382.8783.76
i don't know24385.522.72
did you shake it do you shake it up a24386.6384.16
little bit where is it why is it was it24388.244.0
is it not doing24390.7983.76
why is it not doing did you save it24392.245.52
yeah i saved it it's right there see it24394.5584.722
okay24397.762.958
build24399.282.96
why is it not building it didn't build24400.7184.16
again no it didn't build again what24402.243.68
do you have24404.8782.962
here it's right here i'm looking at it24405.923.92
okay24407.843.68
what's going on here should i exit out24409.843.118
come back um24411.522.88
try it again24412.9582.962
it's gonna be24414.43.76
this is weird this has never happened24415.924.558
it's not building the thing come on it's24418.165.36
it makes the sound like it is is it what24420.4784.48
what are you laughing about24423.523.6
what are you living at oh try to build24424.9583.442
it again24427.125.64
are you just deleting it every time24428.44.36
i was doing like this24435.046.0
very good too late24437.923.12
oh man that was you got you you were24441.444.72
sweating bullets here's this guy yeah24443.844.48
hello purple um24446.163.84
crab steering the whole deal you know24448.323.52
goodness but i've got some features on24450.04.4
this all right24451.842.56
what was that for what's that for well24456.083.44
it was my initial idea that i just don't24458.04.0
have to use anymore look at it it's just24459.524.24
for fun it's still well it was it was24462.03.92
supposed to put my things up on the wall24463.764.0
but i don't need to do that but also24465.923.12
then i can uh24467.763.92
i can get up over stuff too good lord24469.043.838
and it still drives around pretty damn24471.683.84
good especially when i just24472.8784.402
when i do these like it it hangs on24475.523.118
really well24477.282.88
i think you guys have better cars than24478.6382.882
mine24480.163.12
no that was i could get up over rocks24481.523.358
and [ __ ] so it's like an all-terrain24483.283.12
kind of but for this challenge it means24484.8782.882
nothing yeah there's no rocks on the24486.43.76
ground so not a thing at all man that is24487.765.038
so crazy24490.164.24
i'm gonna say that i spent most of my24492.7982.962
time building the obstacles are you24494.43.2
gonna show yours yep but don't expect24495.764.16
anything as fancy as y'all i threw this24497.64.0
together pretty quick i probably could24499.923.68
come up over you come at me doraleous24501.63.76
i'm coming at you24503.63.52
oh boy24505.362.96
ah24507.124.08
look at look at it coming over yeah24508.325.2
nice you gonna uh give us the breakdown24511.24.48
on yours there uh no breakdown really24513.525.358
just a car with thrusters and it drives24515.685.118
on walls sure i'm afraid that we're all24518.8783.6
gonna do this so easily it wasn't24520.7983.282
challenging that was my call i don't24522.4782.962
think it's gonna be flawless i think24524.082.558
you're gonna have issues with hitting24525.442.8
those wheels yeah i don't have any24526.6383.84
control on the wall so so timed is24528.244.238
probably good make it a time trial who's24530.4783.842
going first i feel like my car is the24532.4785.362
the least uh flashy maybe24534.326.158
on your marks we don't have any marks24537.845.0
get set24540.4785.842
oh that looks good24542.843.48
come on all right he's got it24550.323.76
all right let's see how this baby works24552.323.6
movement okay24554.083.76
good movement all right it's gonna get24555.924.558
snagged first obstacle little clipper24557.845.038
let's see24560.4782.4
it's like built to snag yeah but you got24563.844.4
it i got it24566.163.84
how will he adjust his approach for this24568.244.8
second obstacle come on clip it24570.04.878
yeah that's clipped24573.044.56
on well two down fellas all right we're24574.8784.482
at 53 seconds24577.63.038
let's see if we do24579.365.32
what happened come on24580.6384.042
oh boy come on back up or something24587.925.6
okay you're good24591.66.0
oh you're there here we go nice hey24593.524.08
oh oh was the best fight ever that's the24598.246.08
ceiling going to the ceiling all right24600.8786.08
it's a long ways how's the air up there24604.323.44
thin24606.9583.68
like anthony's penis wait what oh there24607.764.958
we go i'm honest already all right24610.6385.762
already on it wow oh i see it oh man24612.7186.24
we're at two minutes and 52 seconds24616.44.158
right now you know what i think that24618.9583.76
yours is gonna win it's too good it's24620.5584.962
too uh it's just clean yeah24622.7184.562
i'm afraid of my speed it's not gonna24625.523.358
live up to yours24627.283.438
oh boy look at this24628.8783.442
look at this all right just gotta hit24630.7182.722
the pole24632.323.12
i think this is a good spot okay i'm24633.444.48
gonna release thrusters disengage24635.444.88
going down wow24637.925.038
here we go so so that's it when you hit24640.324.558
the ground oh24642.9582.882
no24644.8782.482
i thought he might have been too close24645.844.08
to the pool24647.362.56
oh too much24650.924.16
holy [ __ ] what was the time dude that's24658.325.12
great four minutes anthony you're going24661.126.08
second i am yep okay so anthony yes um24663.446.4
you're up next any concerns how do you24667.24.72
feel about this it's just uh oh boy24669.843.36
what's going on let me let me let me ask24671.923.44
the vehicle doing what whoa whoa why24673.23.518
babies get out of the car fix your24675.362.16
vehicle24676.7184.722
i'm not in it you deleted my seat what24677.527.118
did you save it no24681.443.198
the clock has started anthony is making24694.8784.08
his way to the wall all right easy ups24696.7985.68
easy ups that part worked good24698.9583.52
that's24704.5582.16
efficiency recovery not bad24710.844.118
it's really nice damn24717.444.48
all right24719.522.4
there we go yep24722.43.478
i might have to add a couple rockets24727.844.08
miss it miss it24730.083.12
i don't know why i'm rooting against all24731.923.12
right verizon disguise24733.24.56
you're at uh 234 yeah this climbs taking24735.045.36
way longer24737.762.64
as soon24756.7983.602
as it goes to turn i can do this i'll24757.924.16
just be happy if i can do it his was24760.43.68
going pretty fast all right come on come24762.083.44
on24764.082.24
oh24765.522.88
no that's it24766.324.398
man24768.42.318
this is fun to watch no no24771.526.64
is he oh is he [ __ ] the pooch hit24775.686.4
the ground and end your [ __ ] misery24778.163.92
ah yes24788.42.64
technically he didn't hit the ground24789.63.118
that's true he didn't hit the ground he24791.043.2
didn't hit the ground24792.7183.84
he's still in it wow that was intense24794.246.16
simon so what's making 53 okay24796.5585.282
oh there we go right there24800.43.36
come on slow come on24801.844.16
slow come on come on24803.763.84
oh no24806.03.92
[ __ ] oh wait you might fly back up no24807.65.198
maybe no way oh come on there's the24809.924.718
thing right there24812.7983.602
yeah but he might get himself to a wall24814.6383.042
he's gonna try to just24816.42.72
aim for that oh yeah24817.684.0
for it landing that oh come on here's24819.125.56
something24821.683.0
really24828.083.28
man but he did hit the ground at 9 1424829.24.08
not that that means [ __ ]24831.363.198
are you ready24833.282.8
yeah i'm uh yeah24834.5584.882
take your mark i'm here get set24836.085.6
go24839.442.24
you didn't have any get set like thing24841.764.4
yeah i had to get that thing i had one24844.6383.84
too but24846.162.318
oh it's too much24849.122.8
yeah it was the hold on you cranked him24862.245.318
change it back24864.243.318
easy with the turns it's better don't24879.123.358
get stuck on it24881.122.32
oh boy24882.4783.442
perfect24883.442.48
fits right in there doesn't it oh24886.246.6
your wheel is in there right now screw24889.126.96
screws extend your legs extend do your24892.845.32
things do your thing yeah yeah yeah come24896.082.798
on24898.163.52
just get out of there24898.8782.802
oh you're gonna get hooked again24904.43.28
come on24907.764.08
and go24908.7983.042
oh oh good just leave me alone24911.925.32
let's look and see what you're hooked at24926.164.16
oh you got it you got it24928.44.0
all right24930.323.84
i said i've never done this all right24932.43.28
you're24934.163.12
it's going to work great you got to do24935.683.76
this slow little clippers barely24937.284.4
get out of there beautiful there you go24939.444.88
perfect careful careful24941.684.48
i just want you to finish all right24944.323.28
oh no24946.164.24
look at that nightmare [ __ ] you that24947.66.0
[ __ ] nightmare24950.43.2
oh god that looks like it's getting24956.43.68
worse you just you just hide yourself in24958.04.32
a knot24960.084.16
oh [ __ ] not too bad not too bad oh maybe24962.323.76
you'll find him on yeah24964.243.6
oh no you're you're you're screwed24966.083.52
you're inside of it he has become part24967.844.24
of the trap24969.62.48
how are we doing on time time three24973.683.44
minutes and 12 seconds24975.443.6
what do you do now you remember what i24977.124.8
said bro we're all going to be flawless24979.044.0
it's going to be yeah there's no video24981.923.038
here oh it's going to fly through this i24983.044.56
don't [ __ ] know what's happening24984.9585.042
oh i just jumped on it are we in it now24987.64.8
you jumped out nope oh boy good thing24990.04.24
you got a cab in there i've got a24992.43.44
desperate move that's about to happen24994.244.718
guys all right let's see it24995.843.118
oh [ __ ] what are you doing what i think25001.443.518
you're doing25003.123.04
that's right are you going to try to25004.9583.362
take it apart this is like mission25006.163.92
impossible stuff that's what i'm talking25008.324.8
about free yourself baby25010.085.44
this is it i love it25013.124.4
he does his own stunts folks25015.523.92
if he finishes he beats you no matter25017.523.438
what look at look at this assignment 625019.444.32
40 all right two25020.9582.802
oh you're free25025.363.68
you're free baby come on get it get it i25026.5587.08
want to well i don't see the oh25029.044.598
are you free25034.082.638
it looked like he was freezing25037.683.84
anything i deleted i wanted to do the25039.364.08
minimal everything you deleted was from25041.523.52
the one you're not stuck on i think he25043.443.358
was stuck in both look at my little25045.044.24
growth yeah i got a tumor open yourself25046.7984.242
oh [ __ ] shut up [ __ ]25049.282.72
oh god25051.045.918
oh no no no no no no25052.04.958
anthony's happy25066.7982.802
go25072.7183.0
very nice all right25076.9585.202
oh no oh that's great25079.844.08
we're good we're good25082.164.798
oh boy oh yeah25083.924.878
now we're talking25086.9584.082
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what'd you do you jumped25088.7984.322
out yeah delete the window let's [ __ ]25091.043.04
with you25093.123.2
damn it nevermind25094.083.558
oh25096.324.0
god no no no no no we're not gonna get25097.6385.0
it there you25100.322.318
go you really fine i'm fine okay any25102.845.0
second25106.9583.122
there it is yeah ah25107.845.2
just the tip oh boy oh25110.085.76
man [ __ ] dude [ __ ] [ __ ] around25113.045.758
loose there you go yeah okay to the top25115.845.28
doraleous taking it to the top you're25118.7984.802
the best25121.122.48
there it is25130.04.478
and you're on the roof25131.23.278
oh my god why is it yeah yeah my25135.044.8
weight's all off stay on25137.64.8
come on baby land in this basket you25139.844.798
guys ready for this yeah basket let's do25142.45.238
it25144.6383.0
looking good wow25148.8784.402
perfect drop dress look at that oh my25150.9583.362
god25153.284.64
why would you do that without it25154.323.6
it's getting crazy are you gonna go full25158.7982.882
crane25160.323.52
oh [ __ ] it's going full crane25161.685.44
it's growing it's expanding25163.843.28
yes25170.9585.282
oh my god that was quick25172.7983.442
we should get anthony a binky25187.524.0
what's a binky it's a thing you put in25189.763.52
your mouth to shut babies up25191.524.08
a dummy25193.286.56
a what a dummy a dummy yeah a pacifier25195.66.4
you'd call it a dummy uh europeans call25199.844.0
it dummies yeah let's get anthony a25202.04.32
dummy or that's redundant though i'm25203.845.038
already a dummy25206.323.76
you know what got me to quit sucking my25208.8784.322
thumb college25210.083.12
i didn't go to college uh one of my25213.844.718
older brothers uh told me that if i keep25215.445.038
sucking my thumb a worm's gonna come out25218.5584.4
of it and it terrified me and it worked25220.4783.522
it's like when they tell you a25222.9582.562
watermelon will grow in your stomach if25224.03.2
you eat the seeds it's kind of like that25225.523.118
except it's a worm out of your thumb25227.23.438
yeah it's way way worse and that one's25228.6384.32
true hey where is everybody i'm right25230.6384.722
here with probably the best thing that25232.9584.082
was ever made that's abstract25235.364.48
transformer yeah how pimp is that okay25237.044.8
uh we're gonna do new transformers today25239.844.56
yes we are and we got simon here today25241.845.118
to tell us how much they suck ooh how25244.44.398
lucky are we we're the luckiest25246.9584.0
youtubers in the world because we have a25248.7984.322
simon who else is that i don't think any25250.9584.162
other channel does pumpkin pie does it25253.124.0
he doesn't have a simon so doraleous you25255.124.16
built this last time your new25257.123.758
transformer has to look better than this25259.283.92
one i hope it does we're so much better25260.8784.722
now i figured we should revisit the25263.25.04
transformers idea and then i built this25265.67.878
one last time and you won we are25268.245.238
arms and walking25275.444.278
autobots roll out i'll just run25290.05.04
okay25292.7182.322
bush25298.323.0
neebs yes doraleous you've not started25306.7185.682
correct i have not even begun i want25309.924.32
that to be clear for the audience25312.43.76
because anthony and i have started okay25314.243.28
well you started a lot more than i've25316.162.96
seen i just don't want names to have an25317.524.08
inferiority complex regarding his build25319.125.04
today impossible i have a lot of25321.64.72
confidence in myself25324.163.84
as you may have noticed well why don't25326.323.92
you begin and quit jacking around all25328.05.24
right25330.243.0
i heard you talking [ __ ] about me who uh25359.365.438
doraleous what do you mean when you're25362.324.638
saying i'm gonna come in and [ __ ] on25364.7983.92
everything that's what you do yeah it's25366.9584.082
not all of what i do it's the majority25368.7183.602
of what you do well i'm going to try to25371.043.518
be positive today we should it's we're25372.323.92
in the holiday season jesus would25374.5583.842
appreciate that okay where's anthony i25376.244.318
see doraleous i'm almost done with mine25378.45.6
i'm a girl again hello hello hello hello25380.5586.0
hello hello transformers are these gonna25384.05.04
be uh bigger and better than what we've25386.5584.4
seen that's the point no it's supposed25389.043.758
to be bigger bigger nope just bigger25390.9583.52
worse in all other ways see how far25392.7983.442
we've come simon because i love25394.4783.682
derpatron it's hard to be we haven't25396.244.16
come from much past that on a scale of25398.164.718
one to ten how confident are we in our25400.45.28
builds as far as an order goes a two25402.8784.402
you're a two what's the name what's the25405.683.68
goal for it to just transform it's a25407.286.16
transformer okay then this six25409.366.16
is better it needs to transform and stay25413.444.32
upright transforming on the side is not25415.524.24
good then seven seven eight i'm gonna25417.764.4
give mine an eight eight i like it for25419.764.24
certain reasons uh counting on you25422.163.84
doraleous but i'm going last here look25424.04.558
this is mine25426.02.558
is that the [ __ ] mad no it's not yes25430.6385.522
it is is it and watch it transform25432.4785.442
wait already25436.163.52
anthony come on man you're being dumb25437.923.038
are you trying to make me want to hit25439.684.32
you open get close it's nice gaming25440.9584.642
stuff don't work here25444.03.12
i'm going to hit you oh that was your25445.63.84
joke25447.124.72
where is the final comedy channel yeah i25449.444.32
am currently looking looking forward to25451.843.52
use multitasking you don't put it right25453.763.44
there did i not save it okay hang on you25455.363.198
don't have this right yes i didn't i25457.23.12
just saved it what's wrong with you i25458.5584.0
did it25460.322.238
get it together are you showing yours25463.764.24
neebs because i think people see it i'd25465.444.72
like to i mean what's anthony doing25468.06.16
neebs up first okay listen prepare to be25470.166.478
let down25474.162.478
again neebs had less time than any of us25476.8785.68
okay this was kind of a seat of the25480.4785.362
pants build i will show you it's driving25482.5585.122
i am quite impressed with the way the25485.843.44
truck drives25487.683.6
it looks really good okay hey it's25489.283.84
moving well i'm staying positive man25491.284.48
that drives very well25493.124.64
if i could do the honk your horn thing25495.764.24
with my arm like kids do when trucks go25497.763.52
by you're right i should have added a25500.03.44
horn drop the ball okay are you guys25501.285.358
ready yes i'm gonna transform oh here we25503.446.198
go25506.6383.0
how the hell it's going to stand up25522.6382.962
that's what you get when you rush me25523.923.68
dude i'm so glad you showed this first25525.63.358
because this is going to be the [ __ ]25527.63.278
worst this is the worst this is der25528.9583.76
patron it's the it is25530.8784.162
all over again it's the new25532.7184.24
it's the much better25535.045.04
listen and so far we're on par this is25536.9586.0
much better than derpatron this is the25540.084.478
new and approved version do an improved25542.9584.402
derby um good job neebs good job25544.5584.882
thank you you've really shown the fact25547.364.0
that you had limited time were you going25549.443.76
to make the legs go if i would have had25551.363.438
a couple days maybe25553.23.678
yeah25554.7985.362
oh boy oh no oh boy25556.8783.282
we didn't get to see it transformed back25564.243.68
though autobots transformed ripple25565.924.32
properly25567.922.32
ready25570.9583.122
his arms are fine25572.4786.642
it's impressive uh transform backwards25574.085.04
also does this25579.763.038
what is that for25581.523.76
uh transform it from that point but25582.7983.602
what's the point of that supposed to be25585.282.24
doors yeah i think it's for getting in25586.43.12
and out of the see it's all different25587.525.038
huh oh oh you spiced it up and about to25589.526.48
you i love you this much25592.5584.482
how much25596.03.2
i love you this much how big was your25597.045.918
fish the fish was this big25599.23.758
mine has the opposite problem of neebs25603.283.678
it doesn't do the truck thing very well25604.9584.482
but it does transform25606.9584.562
if i had more time i would add sides to25609.444.4
it whoa whoa whoa whoa so did you guys25611.525.358
like plan on making the same [ __ ] well i25613.844.958
mean optimus is the most popular it's25616.8784.562
the most iconic transformer i took a a25618.7984.562
different route so it doesn't look much25621.443.92
like a truck i mean the front works yeah25623.364.56
it does so picture picture it filled in25625.364.64
picture truck with a bed and everything25627.922.958
all right25630.02.32
picture a good build hey picked your25630.8783.76
mind transforming and walking rallies25632.323.6
you had like a million buttons right25634.6384.32
well i used all 10. mine has one button25635.925.44
oh that is all so it drives you want me25638.9584.482
to do a lap are we good yeah drive25641.363.518
around a little bit all right that's25643.443.198
part of the show25644.8783.442
i'm a little laggy here oh yeah me too25646.6383.202
now it's gonna look a little floppy but25648.323.2
that's part of the plan all right good25649.844.48
step one hit the button25651.526.958
whoa whoa wow whoa25654.324.96
now25658.4782.642
you flip it back over and it goes on to25659.282.96
its back25661.122.32
whoa whoa25662.242.8
okay and then what oh no one of the25663.442.88
wheels is stuck25665.043.36
that's never happened do it again okay25666.324.0
neebs we can't look at it like wow that25668.44.078
looks really cool yours looks like a25670.324.08
transformer that was the goal it doesn't25672.4784.16
do much else doesn't look like a truck25674.44.558
but it looks like a transport all right25676.6384.24
so it's on its back okay but this is25678.9583.442
step two so let's just start from here25680.8785.362
that step okay are you ready hold on25682.43.84
now watch i'm not pressing anything25686.46.558
and it gets up yes25689.283.678
just stand up optimist that that'll save25703.524.32
the day in my book25705.684.798
yeah you got it25707.842.638
there's optimus prime that's the25712.7184.16
optimism25714.9584.322
look at this nice slideshow of25716.8784.482
optimus25719.284.48
what do you guys think well done anthony25721.363.84
that's really good stuff does he do25723.763.28
anything while he doesn't do anything25725.23.598
past this so he's just he becomes a25727.043.838
statue yes can he tell you how big a25728.7984.242
fish is transform25730.8784.962
upside down25733.042.8
guys what what we got bacoctamus prime25739.844.48
but25743.283.358
oh my god25744.325.28
i'm on the fence about the name25746.6385.202
it's either duckbot or25749.65.358
chickenzoid or seagullbot i see seagull25751.846.0
or duck it's so cute it's pretty adorbs25754.9584.242
i ate one and two at the same time you25757.843.6
ready for this all right ready25759.26.24
whoa holy jesus oh my god but the best25761.448.6
part of it is it does the chicken dance25765.444.6
so i've got some uh some options with it25779.65.278
i can do the stabilization um with five25781.65.68
the things down and it walks25784.8786.08
roughly okay whoa whoa25787.286.08
well yeah very rough it actually it25790.9584.802
doesn't jail look at it it's in place25793.364.88
doing a jig25795.762.48
you got it well since i have the25799.684.08
thrusters that do uh okay we're not25801.683.68
moving anywhere it's moving nowhere it's25803.763.038
just not moving forward i've got an25805.363.84
attack okay zero25806.7985.042
oh no watch out oh [ __ ] oh that's gonna25809.25.04
[ __ ] attack me if i do you can't come25811.844.4
at me i can't i can i can do the wheels25814.244.638
come at him bro and25816.245.04
oh oh oh he's going handsome nuts are25818.8783.6
directing you25821.284.16
little nuts uh-oh okay oh [ __ ] oh hang25822.4783.842
on25825.443.198
should i fan myself oh25826.324.238
i can't go backwards oh my god it's a25828.6384.08
beak it's still attacking that's his25830.5583.92
hands let me turn this off25832.7183.202
that is weird25834.4784.0
five off25835.922.558
wow that's crazy25838.8783.122
i love it25840.8783.202
okay it's the best thing you've ever25842.04.16
made it might be no hold on there's more25844.085.04
features guys more features so you enter25846.164.96
through the [ __ ] oh i like that25849.123.28
there's a little little butt hole in25851.122.8
there oh yeah let me in there i can do25852.42.96
this25853.923.76
wings out nope he's molting25855.365.438
and wings flap25857.685.278
wow that's that's not impressive i can25860.7985.202
also flip down the uh25862.9585.362
those it's impressive is this fl are you25866.04.32
gonna fly well i can but it's it's not25868.323.52
really it doesn't do really well if you25870.323.36
leave the ground i'm still impressed it25871.843.76
will but you got to give it some time oh25873.683.52
it's technically moving25875.62.878
are we getting off the ground neebs get25877.23.598
close look at it it's technically moving25878.4784.642
it's not a very uh it's not here a well25880.7984.642
fly there we go okay give it a boost25883.124.48
yeah you're [ __ ] okay that's gonna25885.444.08
there you go oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah25887.63.52
yeah see25889.524.4
hey not bad doing it oh wow25891.124.32
you're like i mean look at this nice25893.923.84
parade how much is it gonna fly25895.444.16
with said wings i'll transform in the25897.765.958
air this is your sneak attack25899.64.118
dude that thing's great25908.9584.082
can we do a verses do you want to do a25911.523.118
versus i think we should oh wait well25913.044.64
there's one more thing25914.6385.122
that's what that's what you ended with25917.684.798
yeah with the horn are we jelly or25919.764.64
another one i have a horn looks like you25922.4786.08
would do the horn now when you're a duck25924.44.158
yeah all right25928.845.16
much more sense okay25930.8785.042
oh oh oh boy25934.04.478
oh jesus all right oh it's a big fight25935.924.958
yeah oh man it's a really big deal hold25938.4786.282
on hold on um25940.8783.882
oh boy suck it now is your time to25946.8786.242
suffer oh25950.7983.522
wow25953.123.518
once he came up it got a lot better okay25954.324.638
look out sir nope25956.6384.24
transforming yourself25958.9584.882
optimus coming through nice try we're25960.8784.482
backing up25963.843.76
i am but a chicken25965.364.4
i'll defeat you on the ledge25967.64.0
and i will not fall25969.763.52
yes you will25971.64.56
transformers25973.282.88
it was this big25976.7183.76
transform25978.9583.042
purple25980.4783.362
right there25982.05.84
and hit it25983.844.0
thank you26008.7985.802
we've come so far26010.6383.962
huh and and associates right and the26026.8784.242
associates yeah all of them there was26029.683.44
that little fat funny guy26031.124.96
the annoying voice uh-huh uh the the uh26033.126.48
brute uh brute broom closet nope roof26036.085.68
roof the broof guy which one was that he26039.64.32
was the big guy that sometimes went in26041.765.118
disguise with the eye patch26043.925.12
nah not ringing a bell no yeah no he had26046.8784.882
a small part and then the homoerotic um26049.044.96
bisexual wizard oh he was the leader26051.763.6
murdon was the leader of the group yep26054.04.08
yeah anthony yeah we're not playing26055.364.32
hopscotch come on we already talked26058.082.96
about it no it would be a good idea for26059.683.038
a video it would not be imagine if we26061.043.28
built jumping vehicles that had to then26062.7183.362
jump between a giant version of this26064.322.88
that sounds26066.083.44
super boring yeah really [ __ ] leave a26067.25.518
comment below if you think26069.523.198
all right fine what are we what are we26078.5582.562
doing today then26079.766.08
we're gonna do uh mega26081.124.72
we did catapults once before and they26087.523.92
were a bust they were horrible they were26089.63.84
awful yes i didn't do it that time i26091.443.76
wasn't here yet first time for me yours26093.443.198
would have been horrible too probably26095.22.96
bring it in bring it in bring it in26096.6383.602
folks yep i'm in i'm i'm in i'm in i'm26098.164.318
in the center square yes what are we26100.245.04
flinging multiple things us blocks what26102.4784.962
yeah this is good to revisit this i i've26105.283.92
got an idea um i don't know if it's26107.443.278
gonna work we'll find out i guess we26109.23.518
will i hope yours works out well i hope26110.7184.08
yours does too is he standing weird he's26112.7186.122
pooping i gotta take a pulp26114.7984.042
me26138.323.0
we26143.63.0
ours are comparable in size aren't they26155.523.6
they are about the same yeah i'm not26157.445.198
yours is clean not in the pants though26159.123.518
because you have a very tiny penis26163.043.518
all right folks three catapults three26167.445.518
catapult engineers we got anthony on the26169.766.56
right doraleous in the center neebs on26172.9585.76
the left let's do this starting with26176.324.0
what just a single block look at all26178.7184.322
that crap we got out there no nice mess26180.324.318
oh gosh26183.043.12
we're getting ready to throw stuff out26184.6383.202
here and it's gonna be more crap out26186.162.88
there who gives a [ __ ] yeah but it's26187.843.44
gonna be stuff from the video not trial26189.043.918
and error from beginning it might get26191.283.76
confusing start with a clean slate folks26192.9583.442
what is this26195.045.2
a charade or youtube26196.45.44
yeah you can't be not a terrain at all26200.242.96
if you're going to be throwing tires you26201.842.48
want to clean up the tires if you're26203.22.24
throwing blocks you want to clean up the26204.322.558
blocks i see what he's saying you know26205.442.96
what i'm going to let's each have a26206.8783.362
certain color for our things i like it26208.42.96
okay26210.244.318
now you're talking26211.363.198
all right anthony is ready with his two26215.64.8
by two metal block you ready ready to26218.44.88
release the tension okay fire26220.45.44
ah26223.282.56
very nice26226.244.8
very nice is it oh i don't know yet okay26228.05.28
the rest of us haven't gone all right so26231.045.04
far it's the best one that's true26233.286.72
take it okay here we go first step is uh26236.086.878
up do that okay26240.02.958
more tension26244.084.08
and here we go26245.22.96
well done sir oh my god let's see26251.367.278
one two three four26255.926.638
five yeah five steps ew26258.6385.362
okay you probably just should have put26262.5583.122
an arm that just reached out and dropped26264.04.24
it yeah26265.682.56
come on26268.322.398
catapult26270.8782.482
it's still in there26275.443.48
unless it stops moving no he's no it's26280.4784.722
still no he still has it clearly the26283.24.0
loser did you disconnect it or is it26285.23.92
just i disconnected it and it's like26287.24.8
glued to the thing for some reason26289.124.8
hang on let me hit it with a shovel i26292.03.04
want to go back26293.924.24
i want to go for uh26295.043.12
what a joke back to doraleous26298.5584.24
didn't you guys i just saw it move your26301.043.758
whole deal was this was supposed to be26302.7983.282
so much better26304.7984.522
come on26306.083.24
i was a close second though no you26319.923.52
weren't26321.683.52
all right i'm starting my process all26323.443.76
right all right doraleous single metal26325.23.518
block26327.24.08
here we go26328.7182.562
oh jesus christ26332.05.92
okay something something i think i know26334.845.0
what uh the problem is26337.923.76
can i just i can't it will it won't take26339.843.68
a second26341.683.198
all right here we go26343.524.0
come on baby come on doraleous26344.8785.202
get out there26347.522.56
that was a good one anthony go ahead all26352.05.92
right this is your single block three26354.8786.08
two one26357.923.038
no26361.23.84
not even close oh jeez that's a good26362.084.638
bounce are we counting bounce or are we26365.043.918
counting lamps counting bounce26366.7184.562
all right ready for my single block yes26368.9584.882
okay here we go stand by26371.283.92
launching26373.845.4
come on come on26375.24.04
come on can we get it get it get it get26379.842.48
it26381.283.518
oh that landed like right on the yellow26382.324.88
block oh my god26384.7985.122
it did go further26387.22.72
nice hey26391.125.438
welcome to the scoreboard neebs26393.123.438
so listen this is interesting because26397.25.278
the roll totally comes into play true oh26399.365.438
[ __ ] that is fantastic so a shitty a26402.4784.882
shitty uh distance could still roll out26404.7984.242
very well uh-oh26407.364.16
damn i can't look at mine i see it it26409.044.56
fits just perfectly i've got to take off26411.525.038
a um it just fits that is perfect didn't26413.64.48
i have to nothing bigger than that you26416.5582.802
might get some good roll on yours26418.084.32
anthony maybe and doraleous is screwed26419.364.64
because he's sideways it's not going to26422.43.52
do much for his roll is it well it26424.03.6
depends how it flips in the air don't26425.923.68
correct him come on guys i just i i26427.64.24
can't uh install it any other way all26429.64.0
right i'm in all right am i going first26431.845.118
yes everybody ready yep here we go and26433.64.8
launching26436.9582.322
oh26438.43.04
come on oh come on26439.284.08
holy [ __ ]26441.443.6
holy [ __ ]26443.364.8
oh man26445.043.12
who's up next are you good yeah all26450.5585.042
right you go second26452.8782.722
come on baby come on you think come on26460.8786.162
[ __ ] roll roll roll26464.324.0
roll26467.043.518
roll roll roll roll26468.323.92
nah it's still rolling don't give up26470.5583.282
simon's nowhere don't give up it's still26472.243.84
going not really okay now it stops no26473.843.68
it's not right26476.082.878
oh man26477.524.24
all right anthony ready i'm ready fire26478.9585.6
when ready firing26481.764.798
ah oh26484.5584.802
we got some roll potential oh oh oh it's26486.5584.642
not going to do it though26489.362.88
yes26491.22.24
yes26492.243.36
it's still going still it is still going26493.444.8
come on it's done that's it26495.64.72
means you barely won that one but just26498.243.28
barely26500.322.72
all right next up folks we're going to26501.523.6
do the ball and chain launch all right26503.045.838
oh my god oh no anywhere26505.125.518
all right doraleous is ready26508.8782.962
yay26510.6382.722
is that going to even get past that it's26511.844.56
not going to get past that probably not26513.365.198
just see no it's not going to get past26516.45.84
it simon well i just said let's see26518.5584.962
worst case scenario what's it going to26522.242.558
do it's going to fall down and you got26523.523.118
to put it back in and how long is that26524.7984.08
we all know that don't we well we'll see26526.6384.08
there's something wow i can make one26528.8783.282
change and it's and it's going to be26530.7182.24
something26532.162.478
oh the one change i forgot about that26532.9583.122
one change to make it better look at26534.6383.202
this i didn't realize shut your mouth26536.083.12
yeah it's good to see the change that's26537.842.798
great change i'm so happy that was a26539.23.358
good chance good change what you have to26540.6383.602
do in the way all you have to do is just26542.5584.722
[ __ ] do that ready26544.244.718
hey yeah26547.283.518
good job all right that's the farthest26548.9583.76
you've launched anything no it's not my26550.7983.522
red block's way out there yeah whatever26552.7183.522
that's close my blocks are red yours are26554.324.398
yellow simon went into full [ __ ] mode26556.243.76
the blocks are yellow no i'm just26558.7183.042
[ __ ] with you buddy [ __ ] you all26560.02.558
right26561.763.44
anthony's up next with his uh26562.5583.682
every time i look over there you got26565.23.2
more rockets on it nope what you got two26566.243.68
to start with26568.43.12
and what do you got now got nine or26569.923.6
something one two three four five six26571.524.24
seven eight nine ten next ten oh twelve26573.524.72
sorry twelve all right anthony with the26575.767.118
ball and chain catapult ready ready fire26578.244.638
still be delicious all right a little26585.043.838
further at least it's not last i'm up i26586.7983.362
want to see this26588.8784.402
is everybody ready yeah here we go and26590.165.6
launching26593.282.48
come on26596.242.398
look at that26598.9586.082
damn you that is the most consistent26602.084.878
you are killing it my friend not as far26605.043.28
as the tire26606.9583.84
pretty good like right pretty good26608.325.76
double flip dismount26610.7983.282
waiting on you anthony i got you26614.5583.202
everyone's ready26616.243.36
what are you putting in there nothing26617.765.6
ducks bunch of little duckies26619.63.76
oh i lost one block that's all right i26624.244.238
think everyone's ready ready okay guys26626.164.398
grand finale three catapults going26628.4784.882
simultaneously26630.5584.962
and in three26633.363.118
two26635.522.0
one26636.4784.962
fire fly ducks fly26637.524.72
oh26641.444.32
i got some distance on come on come on26642.245.84
go baby go baby go go dude i think the26645.763.92
ducks went the farthest oh my god i26648.083.6
don't look at them i don't know26649.683.68
i didn't see yours doraleous so i don't26651.683.84
even know where yours went mine are uh26653.363.92
mine are lime green blocks there's a26655.522.64
duck26657.282.64
oh then maybe i saw yours that might be26658.163.2
yours26659.924.798
oh [ __ ] oh yeah26661.363.358
wait the duck is still rolling for some26668.082.798
reason26669.683.84
it is go duck go oh my god oh my god26670.8783.6
duck26673.522.56
that's going no no don't kill it don't26674.4783.522
touch it i won't i won't this is crazy26676.084.0
this is great oh it's about to wind down26678.03.04
that's what26680.082.08
that's it26681.042.96
get closer26682.162.68
get26684.04.718
closer holy [ __ ] what the hell26684.846.76
that's great yes26688.7184.482
it's still no it's not it though it's26691.64.32
not the last one stop it keep on going26693.25.278
that's the last one are you kidding me26695.924.958
no no26698.4783.202
yes26700.8783.042
yes26701.682.24
well done anthony26704.7982.962
neebs what is this window to another26709.122.64
world26710.7182.642
do you build that no need to build it26711.763.038
neebs you built that i built this why'd26713.363.198
you build a window um26714.7983.68
because i want to look through it okay26716.5583.762
can i start this guys yeah go for it i26718.4783.122
got to fix this fixing it would be26720.323.68
getting rid of it hey appsro hey anthony26721.64.8
i'm a camera too look hi hi i can give26724.04.878
you kisses26726.42.478
i love it where's doraleous he's over26729.843.92
here give him kisses oh yeah26731.365.118
he's doing himself26733.762.718
guys we're going to play cops and26737.123.04
robbers26738.163.52
i've seen it in the comments before26740.162.798
several different people just didn't26741.683.278
know how to execute it okay and i was26742.9583.282
thinking the other night couple weeks26744.9582.882
ago in bed and i was like maybe i've got26746.243.28
a way to execute it and it's more it's26747.844.08
like a game it's like blood money in uh26749.525.198
hardline means tag essentially so blood26751.926.0
money and tag yeah are you boxing me in26754.7184.722
maybe yeah you're a robber are you26757.923.36
listening though no what'd you say neebs26759.442.88
i really need you this is gonna be as26761.282.8
good as your princess game this might be26762.324.0
a huge bust if you'll notice there's two26764.084.718
of us that are our girls and two of us26766.325.68
are boys and this is a boy anthony and i26768.7985.202
are the girls we are the cops the first26772.04.478
round neebs and absorb are the boys and26774.04.32
they are the robbers let me try to get26776.4783.442
through this as quick as possible go for26778.324.158
it baby so i've built a vault he's back26779.924.08
at his computer keep building anthony26782.4782.802
you're supposed to be my partner in this26784.04.16
poop here lies doraleous in the poop26785.284.8
vault he may never get out of here huh26788.163.92
no he's stuck in there for days oh he26790.086.28
forgot about the roof he's going off26792.084.28
well played poop26800.7983.122
okay guys you see this red line oh this26809.444.72
line yes okay on the mountain side of26811.684.48
the red line is where the robbers are26814.164.318
going to set up their hideout cops are26816.164.478
going to be on this side of the red line26818.4784.4
somewhere out here putting the vault26820.6383.682
shouldn't this line go across the whole26822.8783.68
map neebs please [ __ ] focus escape i26824.324.398
swear to god here's the vault oh damn i26826.5583.762
like that vault robbers can just go26828.7182.882
ahead and break into the side of the26830.323.92
walls or the ceiling so if you hit the26831.63.52
that26834.242.238
flag goes up26835.122.72
why isn't the flag going up where's the26836.4783.442
flag why didn't that go up i think neebs26837.843.6
was [ __ ] with it you're making this a26839.923.36
four-hour video i swear to god for our26841.444.0
video i should have been done explaining26843.283.678
the rules by now but you guys are26845.443.118
[ __ ] what are we doing26846.9583.84
okay so the flag rallies you really26848.5584.24
outdone yourself buddy as soon as you26850.7983.6
hit this the robber hits this it26852.7983.202
indicates they have the loot what do you26854.3983.602
mean by hit it if you hit the [ __ ]26856.03.44
button and make the flag go up you have26858.03.76
the loot dick [ __ ] hey guys hey you're26859.443.92
gonna want one of these this is your26861.763.84
hideaway oh the lag i've caught so much26863.364.64
lag i'm so sorry i'll help you anthony26865.64.32
wait if i take the piece and put it here26868.04.0
hey guys let's um let's give anthony a26869.923.52
round of applause this is his final26872.03.44
scrap mechanic hi guys thank you it's26873.443.6
been a pleasure is it really my last one26875.443.118
doraleous this is your last one but i26877.042.8
like playing scrap mechanics are we26878.5584.722
seriously cleaning this lining26879.843.44
what's the game26895.23.518
no26896.5582.16
yeah okay guys he's serious don't [ __ ]26900.4783.602
with them anymore when you place the26902.5583.122
vault you cannot put it up against a26904.083.44
wall or in a corner it has to be26905.683.84
accessible from all four sides to a26907.524.08
reasonable degree let's do it the first26909.525.038
half hour of the match we place and we26911.64.798
build whatever the hell kind of vehicle26914.5584.08
we want we can also fortify our vault26916.3984.08
with extra walls that are just annoying26918.6383.92
to get through okay once the half hour26920.4784.48
mark is done that's when the robbers can26922.5584.4
start scouting to see where the vault is26924.9584.162
to finalize their strategy at the one26926.9585.202
hour mark game on once you've got and26929.124.48
you've made the flag go up you've26932.163.76
technically got the loot so you have to26933.64.16
get back to your hideout okay how you26935.924.718
get nabbed is if a cop touches you26937.764.718
or touches the vehicle that you're26940.6384.08
driving oh the only rule i haven't quite26942.4784.802
figured out is like one cop can like26944.7184.16
stay by the vault but the other one26947.284.24
kinda can't be that close okay because26948.8784.642
you can't have both cops directly26951.523.52
guarding the bulb yeah does that make26953.524.4
sense yeah neebs huh we've got our good26955.045.2
friend gordon here hi gordon gordon will26957.924.878
you start that timer game26960.245.76
go all right go follow me okay so neebs26962.7984.722
i didn't hear what he said you and me we26966.02.878
got we gotta go put our height away26967.523.52
somewhere okay here's the other thing26968.8784.0
what when the game starts when the game26971.043.758
starts at an hour if one of the cops26972.8784.562
finds your hideout you're done okay26974.7986.242
where should we hide this thing um26977.447.038
i have an idea okay i think we need to26981.045.838
lay some traps oh i think i know what26984.4783.92
you're thinking you think it's some uh26986.8785.242
decoys eh decoys26988.3983.722
how about up on this hill where's the26995.63.118
lion navy at this point how about on26997.122.72
this hill26998.7182.562
okay some needs we also got to build a26999.843.36
vehicle oh we got to be a vehicle or as27001.283.438
many vehicles as you want i'm going to27003.24.32
make a um an observing tower of course27004.7185.042
yes y'all need a door over there yeah we27007.523.52
can we can hear everything you're saying27009.763.118
we can hear everything you say27011.045.598
hey hey come here yeah yeah yeah yeah27012.8786.08
we need to get the real place where's27016.6384.24
that gonna be i don't know let's go27018.9585.042
figure that out okay can i hear it i27020.8784.962
doubt this audio is even being picked up27024.05.44
by the microphone i bet it is27025.846.0
i have achieved flight27029.444.56
can you is it controllable flight uh no27031.843.92
but it's hovering flight which is good27034.04.558
11 minutes left 11 minutes left you27035.763.92
don't have to stop building but that's27038.5582.802
when you can start scouting that looks27039.686.118
good you'll never find it27041.364.438
why are you laughing you [ __ ] sorry for27052.3984.642
hitting you hmm sorry i hit you oh it's27054.164.88
okay you could probably sue me and you27057.044.64
guys know that you can't go for the loot27059.044.96
until the next half hour's done right27061.683.68
what are we doing if you would have27064.03.12
[ __ ] listened at all27065.363.518
forever how long do you think i can27067.124.0
listen to you i'm not even responding so27068.8784.242
we can scout but we can't steal right27071.123.678
can we start scouting now27073.124.08
no not until gordon says so all right27074.7984.962
time time's up so now what you can build27077.23.84
for the next half hour you can do27079.762.718
whatever you want you just can't go27081.043.358
after the loot but if you find out where27082.4783.122
we are then you can come up with the27084.3983.122
strategy all right so we're scouting now27085.63.6
right yep we're scouting let's go find27087.523.038
them we're looking for the bolt you27089.22.64
don't think they built it along the27090.5583.602
fence they could have no you can't27091.843.84
remember those rules you really didn't27094.163.52
listen to [ __ ] did you no when you27095.683.44
started talking we were listening and27097.683.76
then it just got old can y'all chase us27099.123.758
now no27101.443.92
[ __ ] all right napster27102.8785.202
the fence is over there mm-hmm you're27105.364.0
being sneaky27108.083.76
okay i'm really close yeah yeah i see27109.363.518
you it27111.843.118
seems too easy uh27112.8785.6
doraleous yeah where's our cop car27114.9588.642
what do you do you can't move hey hey27118.4787.682
get out of here27123.62.56
what are you talking about27127.763.56
yeah get out of here we gotta beef up27145.683.92
our security derailleurs yeah i know so27147.923.2
your shit's already built you're already27149.62.878
ready yeah we're ready to rock baby27151.122.64
we're waiting on how much time left27152.4784.16
gordon 23 minutes left oh 23 minutes27153.764.56
should we just stand here for 23 minutes27156.6384.882
i don't understand this game wiggle27158.325.04
let's hang out and wiggle you wiggle i'm27161.524.4
gonna wiggle27163.364.4
why wouldn't y'all just sit in the vault27165.923.6
and arrest us when we get both can't27167.763.44
that if you would have listened oh that27169.523.92
was one of the rules one kind of ken27171.23.678
well one just stays in there and the27173.442.88
arrests as soon as you walk in the door27174.8784.0
hey none neither officer can be in the27176.324.88
vault what's constituted as gotcha27178.8784.962
tagging tag like [ __ ] your [ __ ] you okay27181.24.72
gotcha this is not even neebs this is27183.844.558
[ __ ] you so so we gotta raise the flag27185.924.0
and then we gotta make a run for it wait27188.3983.522
we have to raise the flag and then run27189.923.52
yes yeah we gotta get back to our vault27191.923.6
oh back to our vault seriously once27193.443.038
again27195.523.438
[ __ ] you27196.4782.48
you know we gotta build a lot of um27199.524.48
things that take a long time to delete27201.684.0
not just blocks but like things that you27204.03.28
have to hold so i'll start covering the27205.682.958
walls and those do it on the inside of27207.283.04
the walls it's a neat we got to figure27208.6383.522
out like once we have the loot what's27210.325.2
our getaway plan uh just just drive back27212.166.88
to the vault yeah27215.526.16
this is fun yeah now did you remember27219.044.48
that the the cops cannot go into the27221.683.44
vault remember so if you're in the vault27223.523.198
you're safe if you're in the ball you27225.122.8
are safe yes27226.7182.962
just like in real life exactly just like27227.925.0
real life27229.683.24
in theory this is gonna be fun okay if27232.9585.122
you're ready three27236.326.078
two one a goo go come on neebs we're off27238.086.398
go all right leaving the old hidey hole27242.3983.602
get up there find that hideout in all27244.4784.08
right i've got this i'm going up i'm27246.03.76
gonna go check mountain side it seemed27248.5582.562
like a pretty good place it's where i27249.763.28
would hide it27251.124.24
we could go two ways absorb right or27253.044.4
left27255.363.92
right okay27257.445.68
what's the name sneaky you're so sneaky27259.283.84
oh there's the big mountain i see it27263.443.518
do you see them27265.442.4
yeah27266.9582.882
yeah yeah27267.843.36
they have one guard guard in the base27269.843.038
and one guard looking for a hideout i27271.24.72
think so coast is clear but i smell27272.8785.042
something's up27275.924.0
unless you just dropped one so you guard27277.923.36
all the tower27279.922.958
say you want me to try to climb well27281.283.278
let's get in close figure it out he's27282.8783.52
gonna hop in that car27284.5583.522
oh yeah oh yeah here he goes he's27286.3983.042
jumping down27288.082.24
he's going to catch me he's going to27289.443.198
catch us27290.322.318
we got a chase27293.044.88
oh they're climbing come get us copper27294.7985.042
i'm upside down27297.924.718
what's upside down dorellis i think i27299.844.24
see it all right27302.6383.202
was the original plan this is this has27304.084.318
gone to hill yep it's a rock oh boy oh27305.843.52
he's coming27308.3983.442
get out of here27309.362.48
no he's coming right at us neebs okay27312.7185.202
i'm off no neebs he's right here rock27314.7184.962
gun27317.923.84
that kind of rocks bail out sir bail out27319.684.24
oh god all right [ __ ]27321.765.038
run for it run27323.922.878
beams you've27327.441.518
touched oh no i don't know where27328.841.24
i've been27328.9581.122
amsterdam is after i'm i'm guessing oh27331.25.12
no it's in the crash landed27333.045.358
but good news what27336.326.76
wait a minute you found it wait a minute27338.3984.682
yes27346.324.558
you found it no no it's a tiny black box27347.285.438
that looks like it rallies i've been27350.8784.0
tricked fail for our trap absorbs good27352.7185.202
rated fake boxes27354.8783.042
they created a bunch of fake ones all27360.5583.682
over the place27362.05.638
that's brilliant27364.243.398
clever idea of building a bunch of boxes27385.525.68
though yeah good job coppers27387.283.92
uh yes we're doing this again this time27427.684.08
you're the robbers we're the cops can we27429.924.0
just go over the rules once more no yeah27431.764.32
no i'm not no should we start yeah we27433.924.638
decided we can have 10 hideouts total27436.084.478
nine of them are decoys and the cop car27438.5583.84
goes outside of the boundaries of the27440.5584.24
barriers half hour starts now all right27442.3984.722
bye guys bye good luck getting the money27444.7986.84
i love you duralius i love you so much27447.124.518
you ready sure i at this point i'm like27461.925.52
four beers deep okay let's see maybe on27465.124.8
top of that big uh tank right there yeah27467.443.84
he didn't say about building on top of27469.923.68
something man can we get up there that's27471.283.598
pretty good huh27473.63.84
i like it yeah yeah yeah and we're27474.8785.122
geniuses we're so damn clever what about27477.444.56
this i got an idea27480.04.398
it's like a hallway27482.06.16
around the whole thing the hallway yeah27484.3984.48
ah27488.162.798
yeah but when you step inside the27488.8784.962
hallway it's a rocket ship and it27490.9585.202
launches you into space yeah you build27493.844.4
it yes okay i don't feel like building27496.165.44
that all right look at this27498.243.36
it doesn't steer for [ __ ] but uh 2027503.683.118
minutes27505.842.958
until the half hour and we get to scout27506.7985.202
you you get to scout us yep yeah all27508.7984.882
right should i go build a vehicle27512.02.878
uh sure27513.683.118
all right i'll do that unless you want27514.8783.52
to use one that i have i just need27516.7982.802
something efficient because i bet27518.3982.802
they're gonna decoy the [ __ ] out of this27519.62.4
place27521.22.88
all right it's a car27522.02.958
yup27524.082.558
five whole minutes27524.9584.242
five of them yep first half hour what's27526.6384.16
that mean dallas that means that we can27529.24.88
start um you guys can scout we can scout27530.7984.802
you'll never find us that'd be27534.083.44
unfortunate you want to go find him why27535.66.24
don't you go ahead and go straight27537.524.32
there's a rock right there27541.925.36
just go to the top of that hill27544.083.2
is that you or them oh that's them sons27547.765.118
of [ __ ] driving around like [ __ ]27550.6386.0
we see you [ __ ] they see us oh on top27552.8786.802
oh my god27556.6383.042
you're you're the you're the [ __ ] oh27559.924.558
crap27562.162.318
that's not good27566.04.478
hey absorb yeah27568.6384.32
don't go in there whatever you do okay27570.4784.24
abstract yeah27572.9584.082
over here there's a secret if you need27574.7184.482
to get up here27577.045.72
see right here27579.23.56
ah perfect yeah27583.65.278
this is a well-fortified base so what27586.8783.68
are we doing right now waiting they27588.8783.042
scouted they probably know where we're27590.5584.642
at they're developing a plan and then in27591.924.478
seven minutes27595.23.518
i get to go hunting for their base and27596.3984.16
then they have to try to break into our27598.7183.362
vault now they're getting it that is27600.5583.602
correct see the more beer i drink the27602.084.24
more i understand about what doraleous27604.164.478
thinks is fun so here's my vehicle i27606.323.92
don't think this is anywhere near tall27608.6385.122
enough but um okay27610.243.52
and then just ah go for it oh you made a27614.3985.522
face yeah27616.9585.6
okay oh crap oh crap nope27619.925.038
okay okay so anthony do you see the27622.5585.84
direction i am facing yes they're pretty27624.9585.202
much directly that way so you see what27628.3983.042
i'm doing with this i'm just gonna run27630.162.478
up and go27631.443.92
ah beautiful i like it one minute i see27632.6384.482
you approaching there's apps throw in27635.363.598
the cruiser yeah this is the cruiser i27637.123.04
would love to cruise around the police27638.9582.722
car but the police car's a piece of [ __ ]27640.162.88
it's got great lights on it though we27641.682.718
borrowed that from somebody in the27643.043.678
community so be careful oh no what have27644.3985.442
you done i okay i'm in oh wow i actually27646.7184.882
managed to hit the right button huh time27649.843.92
is up time are you kicks ready to suck27651.64.08
it yeah you ready are you also ready to27653.764.16
suck yeah let's start sucking game on27655.684.08
[ __ ] whip it out all right neebs i'm on27657.923.2
the hunt27659.763.118
do you want to go first and then if27661.123.438
yours kind of starts going south you27662.8783.92
retreat i may i i go for the ramp the27664.5584.32
fact that they're up so high now we27666.7984.322
should both make our effort to use our27668.8784.242
time while he's searching for our fair27671.124.32
where did you go after i'm heading i27673.123.758
think towards the direction of their27675.443.278
base maybe like they're in the mountains27676.8783.84
somewhere up here in the sticks i don't27678.7183.522
see you anywhere i'm heading towards the27680.7183.122
mountains we'll go find them sir i'm27682.243.52
gonna find them curious i'm testing it27683.844.558
out on this one27685.762.638
oh i see you there you go go get them27690.084.24
tiger i'm going27692.165.6
oh [ __ ] i just flipped my vehicle27694.323.44
it's hard to get a gauge where i am i'm27698.5584.32
going wide to try and come up behind him27700.7984.08
all right i have i visual on the base27702.8784.642
i'm sure i have visual27704.8784.402
okay27707.524.8
i'm coming up behind it27709.283.04
i didn't go nearly far enough i still27713.365.68
have visuals okay27716.06.0
okay27719.045.438
behind a bush27722.04.958
sneaky bush i may have lost27724.4785.442
my bearings should i make my move no27726.9584.402
this is the part where you play the27729.926.16
sneaky music i know okay27731.367.198
see them27736.082.478
tag27741.764.958
god damn it no oh he got you27743.65.24
oh [ __ ]27746.7183.76
anthony27748.843.16
he wasn't supposed to be anywhere near27750.4782.962
here i don't know where the [ __ ] i am27752.03.2
i've been man i've been drinking for27753.444.08
like an hour and a half now27755.24.4
it paid off sir well i guess i can't use27757.524.4
this now what i didn't even reach never27759.65.44
mind wasn't even worth it27761.923.12
now i'm impressed by that i really am27765.363.598
yep sure you're trying to climb up27767.282.56
though27768.9582.642
yeah would not have worked nope well if27769.843.92
i got a little closer neebs yes you're27771.63.358
on your own now i'm gonna go find their27773.762.878
base you find their base that was a good27774.9584.322
kill afro that sneaky [ __ ] now27776.6385.84
doraleous my car is still back there27779.285.598
if you need some kind of way to get away27782.4784.16
i'm just saying but i'm gonna find27784.8783.442
y'all's [ __ ] base where'd you27786.6383.76
hide it top of the mountain yes the top27788.323.76
of the mountain louder the mountain yes27790.3984.722
that as well yeah what's this i found a27792.085.76
vehicle that's blue upside down well27795.124.8
like over here where my car is you guys27797.843.76
see it behind this bush let's see your27799.923.84
bushy car yeah don't fall for it nibs27801.63.6
he's trying to distract your eyes it's27803.763.52
trickery bushes of trickery you didn't27805.23.678
even see this bush don't be tricked by27807.284.48
that bush oh i found a decoy one decoy27808.8785.042
down found two decoys two different27811.764.0
goddamns put them on top of each other27813.923.6
didn't you so yeah this bush over here27815.764.08
is pretty sweet huh yeah i really like27817.524.64
that yeah look at that big old hairy27819.845.36
booze that looks great anthony ah27822.165.12
three decoys down [ __ ] why is the27825.24.48
police car going womp womp because it's27827.284.32
a [ __ ] police car hey look i found27829.683.36
giant corn27831.63.118
neebs over here look giant coins oh i27833.043.518
see it i really like that corn four27834.7183.76
decoys down [ __ ] dallas you should27836.5583.282
probably try to break in the vault huh27838.4783.762
five decoys you only made five that's27839.844.558
weird no you didn't27842.245.158
woof27844.3983.0
you're distracting me anthony you're27848.243.68
doing a good job look at this shiny27849.844.16
thing keep it up look at all this shiny27851.923.76
stuff oh right there hey i found a27854.03.52
flying vehicle it's probably doraleous27855.684.32
it might be you can use it to look for27857.525.278
we confiscated your vehicle sir oh well27860.04.718
he's flying something too because i see27862.7983.84
him over there like he's right above you27864.7185.202
he just landed oh my gosh27866.6385.202
he's in27869.923.28
come on27871.843.76
delete things randomly who cares how27873.24.64
does this thing work i don't know i'm in27875.64.72
a copy of it on mine i found it out in27877.844.24
the yard okay27880.324.158
and uh oh boy three27882.084.16
three makes it go whoa-ho-ho the lag27884.4783.92
just got real doraleous27886.245.52
oh boy i'm falling oh i fell there27888.3986.4
oh no doraleous27891.763.038
i fell off after okay this is going27895.444.4
terribly27898.4783.92
is that wall27899.842.558
falling yeah come on27902.844.118
where'd you get that thing names yes27908.244.318
they left it oh my god oh my goodness27910.244.0
he has your vehicle i don't know how to27912.5583.202
fly it yeah he's27914.243.76
he's not getting very far mind you i i27915.764.958
got i knocked the flag off okay that27918.04.32
counts matter of fact i'll knock it on27920.7184.322
the ground that'll be proof27922.324.72
we got the loot just reminding you27925.043.518
doraleous there happens to be a vehicle27927.043.2
in the back of the brain she could kind27928.5584.08
of forget to you could take your places27930.243.84
oh hi neebs27932.6385.282
hello did they make this to not drive27934.083.84
neebs is taking my vehicle27938.244.158
whatever you do do not hit number one oh27940.083.92
i'm in pursuit27942.3983.762
i'm in pursuit don't hit this in the cop27944.03.92
car driving what's up car doraleous your27946.165.36
[ __ ] that cop car is a piece of [ __ ]27947.923.6
get him names27954.03.398
did you guys like foil with the cop car27960.3983.842
no no27963.123.518
no it drives that's just yeah yeah27964.244.398
four-year-old made it yeah exactly27966.6383.202
that's what i was complaining about27968.6383.202
neebs was like don't say that don't be27969.844.08
mean to this guy somebody27971.843.36
yeah somebody built it but somebody27973.923.36
built a piece of [ __ ] yes but listen the27975.23.438
lights on are great the lights are27977.283.118
fantastic it drives like hell it was27978.6384.562
built by joker hey nibs yeah did you see27980.3984.642
the other vehicle i made all right guys27983.23.678
where is doraleous find him right now27985.044.8
behind the bush he's ready27986.8784.162
like that thing27989.842.958
where is he27991.044.32
i'm running away no one sees him he's27992.7984.242
getting away guys he's already been27995.366.038
arrested i'm running away from you27997.044.358
that's wonderful28005.522.878
that's how he got into the base that's28008.7183.76
how i got a little bit closer it doesn't28010.3983.842
steer brilliant vehicle all right28012.4783.362
everybody follow me up here i'm28014.243.84
wondering if if my uh28015.844.718
creation just didn't work or to the base28018.084.878
yeah oh this is a mess i saw sensors28020.5584.482
everywhere and i was scared so i just28022.9583.84
started deleting [ __ ] the whole base is28025.042.64
falling28026.7983.522
yeah this is uh this is a tragedy what28027.684.48
we have going on right here this is like28030.323.92
watching the titanic sink never let go28032.164.398
jack28034.242.318
oh boy yes28038.084.76
so yeah neves whatever whatever you were28044.03.76
trying to do there didn't work was a28045.763.84
complete failure see if it works all28047.763.44
right i'm gonna hop in guys ready here28049.62.56
we go28051.23.598
oh i'm in here sensors hey there's28052.163.92
sensors here28054.7983.68
what do they do oh jesus and the vault28056.085.92
would have stayed up there exactly28058.4784.722
not enough right28062.03.04
all right so the game has flaws28063.23.438
obviously good effort good effort28065.046.358
everybody yeah everybody deserves kisses28066.6384.76
good luck solving our mystery maze28081.764.28
what was that last one asian schoolgirl28091.846.4
look at this place i see this place this28094.086.16
place is a place and it is different28098.243.68
this place is very placey it's got28100.243.6
turtles i think they're dead dead28101.926.0
turtles so this is uh a modded map28103.846.08
first scrap mechanic mod we've ever done28107.924.08
yeah because we're going to make boats28109.924.16
go ahead or water things all right i'll28112.03.68
just go ahead you should go ahead right28114.083.52
you go ahead all right go ahead okay we28115.683.198
got to figure out the level and we got28117.63.44
to figure out where how's that that is28118.8784.08
way too [ __ ] that's too high because our28121.044.918
wheels28122.9583.0
make that make that water go away28131.523.438
somewhere around here you have no clue28133.24.24
it's gone28134.9582.482
never let you down28137.843.28
sometimes he does i'm getting the lay of28139.364.32
the land here y'all oh yeah it's flat28141.125.12
look at this jump off whoo come on down28143.684.718
here28146.242.158
what do you think about this for a uh a28151.66.08
i level it oh no28155.524.72
vertical water28157.684.48
perfect that's crazy moses says split28160.243.52
the seas anthony once you put one on the28162.164.638
other side we'll walk between them28163.763.038
we split the seas come with me jews28168.7185.84
build scrap things follow me jews where28171.923.84
do you want to go we need to get28174.5582.642
building for [ __ ] sake would you build28175.763.118
in here neebs i thought i would try28177.23.12
something really fast are you going to28178.8782.962
spin the seat and then we need a button28180.325.318
let's see button button28181.843.798
yes it is28188.8784.482
should we in the video yeah that's it28191.445.358
splash okay so it'd be great to start28193.366.438
building28196.7983.0
i see a landlubber28223.926.08
i love the land ahoy permission to come28226.7985.6
aboard sir i didn't ask for any you can28230.05.2
have a board sir i'm good you can come28232.3983.602
on28235.23.438
how two tickets paradise welcome aboard28236.05.04
neebs you're sinking uh there's water it28238.6383.84
takes on water28241.042.88
yeah a little bit28242.4782.882
don't worry about it are you unveiling28243.923.28
yours off the bat well no one's seen the28245.363.518
whole thing yet we can go to your crabby28247.23.84
boats look you can poop up here oh nice28248.8783.76
it's the poop deck yeah28251.043.598
very nice anthony's first anthony's28252.6384.482
first not that yours is the is the worst28254.6384.24
it's it's a party i got party boat28257.124.32
what's our motivation are we stranded no28258.8785.362
look this way okay are we uh yeah28261.444.8
pirates we'll play the stranded card28264.244.318
okay are we posh southerners we're28266.244.88
stranded posh southerner pirates28268.5584.16
suddenly is waiting to go on a trip on28271.125.278
our potty boat why i say oh sir i sure28272.7187.202
am tired of this hot sun and salty sea28276.3986.32
wind looking for that bootay show could28279.926.24
use some iced tea and rum yo ho ho28282.7186.16
what is a good pirate name they like to28286.164.96
use colors and hair don't they i'd call28288.8784.08
you sniffle beard because you have a28291.124.64
cold you have a cold i'll be sniffle28292.9585.122
beard you be uh28295.765.36
red pubes i don't have red hair arty28298.085.92
hearty oh28301.125.278
we've been saved i feel like the pirate28304.04.16
thing was unnecessary no you were posh28306.3983.202
southerners about to go on a trip for28308.162.88
the lovely day well that makes more28309.63.92
sense oh wow i like that oh that's28311.044.16
impressive28313.523.76
yeah very good how does one get aboard28315.24.56
oh you might want to like to get a board28317.285.358
of that oh did you make it from there28319.765.84
you jumped yo yeah i made it28322.6385.76
oh hey captain how you doing hey where's28325.65.118
your iced tea sir might be thirsty from28328.3984.08
fresh island all day okay refreshments28330.7183.202
will be served later but first the boat28332.4784.562
tour oh here we are on our boat yes uh28333.924.958
here is where the passengers will sit28337.043.518
very nice when we take off this evening28338.8783.84
oh there's the captain goes in here and28340.5585.442
oh did you guys want some tea28342.7186.722
all aboard so where are we off to28346.06.478
oh my god what is that28349.444.24
oh28352.4782.802
oh okay28353.684.4
no [ __ ] it's messy28355.284.96
it is nessie up in this [ __ ] that's not28358.083.6
all you built though is it what do you28360.243.76
what is it all you built yeah i mean my28361.684.64
boat was so hard on what are you talking28364.05.12
about we gotta go okay we'll go oh no28366.323.92
you're not you're not supposed to run28369.122.24
you're supposed to get your cameras it's28370.242.96
a giant monster yeah28371.365.84
oh it turns i can see it28373.24.0
pardon me sir i didn't know you did all28378.083.92
that work i did28380.084.52
hello28382.05.6
seafaring people hello28384.64.92
hello easily built28387.66.56
sea monster it wasn't that easy28389.526.878
no28394.162.238
and it drinks water28397.045.04
oh yes it drinks water that's impressive28399.045.2
does it open its mouth while it's while28402.086.92
it's doing that or um just yeah28404.244.76
uh you got to go deeper there you go28418.166.718
we're still enjoying this thing drinking28422.8784.242
anthony take a [ __ ] anthony's trying28424.8784.482
to hit you with the anthony the buy28427.123.598
dance i'm not i'm getting close i want28429.363.438
to see a drink have i overstayed my28430.7183.442
welcome28432.7982.322
yes28434.163.6
listen after after neves is isn't as28435.124.56
good as we think it's going to be can we28437.763.52
go back to this guy talking i didn't28439.682.798
want to go last28441.283.518
i was totally going to last oh are we28442.4784.882
racing28444.7982.562
i do love a good race28448.3984.642
change the view so we can see this thing28451.044.96
we're gonna crash it's hysterical28453.044.24
oh boy28456.03.68
good day28457.283.598
take a look he doesn't even see us28459.685.24
coming he doesn't see us coming oh28460.8784.042
i see you there sir hey you've been28468.6386.08
exposed i stole it yeah28471.25.198
how did i get out of the seat do y'all28474.7184.402
have any28476.3982.722
my28488.083.0
anthony what come here what i heard the28496.6385.682
dread pirate sniffles sails these waters28499.845.28
who told you that dread pirate sniffles28502.324.8
he's on twitter oh28505.126.32
hey the dread pirate sniffles28507.124.32
you just warned me and it happened he28511.925.12
tweeted it yarty hearty mateys hello28513.684.878
dread pirate sniffles do you think28517.043.12
they're gonna try and board us it's just28518.5583.122
him and28520.164.798
cannons armed oh that's a quick upturn28521.686.958
on the cannon wow fire mateys28524.9586.0
boom28528.6382.32
boom28531.523.0
oh god is there really not a shooting28535.044.0
cannon well i mean i'm not supposed to28537.123.678
make a shooting cannon i don't know you28539.043.358
took six hours to do this i thought28540.7983.442
maybe that was why ellie is he's28542.3983.682
breaking the walls of our boat oh no28544.243.76
what luck28546.083.6
i think you're doing that i come to28548.05.6
plunder your booty and sweet tea28549.683.92
with everyone in sweet tea today prepare28553.844.558
to be boarded landlubbers do you have a28555.526.64
pirate plank uh maybe28558.3986.722
oh [ __ ]28562.162.96
wow all right now walk the plank28565.65.44
well he he will28568.6383.682
oh boy28571.044.4
damn i'm a bit laggy mateys no [ __ ]28572.325.12
where's my tea before i shiver me28575.443.84
timbers look at the bow of the boat the28577.443.278
tip right doesn't that look like a dick28579.283.04
and balls everything to you looks like28580.7183.92
that no that's absurd uh no you both you28582.324.88
both have been uh diagnosed now with the28584.6385.042
old d and b but you know it looks good28587.24.32
if you like picking balls yeah yeah28589.684.56
could we have a tour pirate uh28591.523.68
i mean28594.242.398
most of my time was building and28595.23.278
painting you sound very insecure about28596.6383.682
it look at the front of it try building28598.4783.762
something with that kind of angle thing28600.323.28
going yeah the dick and balls you mean28602.243.36
does the boat talk yeah if it doesn't28603.63.76
it's a piece of [ __ ]28605.66.798
i say give me a sweet tea matey very28607.367.358
good that's technically that's talking28612.3984.08
let me show you a few more things okay28614.7184.08
uh steering wheel look at that28616.4784.32
it's like a captain's wheel yeah look at28618.7984.722
this uh rudder28620.7984.16
oh in the back28623.523.358
and there's a crow's nest up top that's28624.9583.84
where they put them28626.8784.08
oh hey nessie hey28628.7984.322
hey y'all hey nessie's coming to make28630.9584.642
the video good again28633.124.56
you got any sweet tea in there28635.65.278
there's no sweet tea here but over on28637.685.68
the old southern henrietta boat there's28640.8786.08
some tea well i figured28643.363.598
we should have a race shouldn't we28652.04.558
yep28654.242.318
yep28656.9584.402
okay everybody here's the rules you have28658.9583.6
one28661.363.278
two minutes to modify your vehicles then28662.5583.122
we'll race28664.6383.362
about vehicles winner gets sweet28665.684.718
starting now three28668.03.36
two28670.3983.842
one done i'm done too folks who else28671.364.16
just strapped a bunch of rockets to28674.242.8
their body uh maybe what else would you28675.524.08
do why don't we go straight past that28677.044.48
iceberg looking island there then turn28679.63.44
around and come back and you got to meet28681.522.72
at that boulder that you're looking at28683.043.838
right now neebs okay good luck28684.244.398
does everyone see exactly what they need28686.8782.802
to go around28688.6383.76
does this look fake good luck to you28689.683.6
three28692.3981.682
two28693.282.32
one go28694.082.718
in the rough28695.62.24
oh28696.7983.68
anthony's mighty fast he is mighty fast28697.845.118
oh man28700.4782.48
i might have gone farther than i had to28706.163.12
no that's okay you're doing good it28708.03.12
looks like [ __ ] [ __ ] around little28709.283.278
island around the world okay good thing28711.123.678
we got this turned mm-hmm oh my god oh28712.5584.16
my god there's a giant hole28714.7984.322
oh yes oh that's good oh you didn't even28716.7183.92
stop you at all28719.123.2
no that's the rock needs you another28720.6383.442
rock that's the rock right there28722.323.6
who's gonna get there28724.083.2
oh nessie28725.924.36
oh28727.283.0
who was it nessie that was mighty clown28730.9584.402
i'm here folks28733.125.278
mighty close28735.363.038
sweet tea so today doraleous has graced28739.844.4
us with his new and latest game28742.3982.882
invention28744.242.638
right back well it's not my invention it28745.283.598
was a you know pretty popular show we28746.8784.0
are gonna get sued we are not we are28748.8783.442
gonna get sued so hard we are we're28750.8782.802
gonna get two no no no we're not gonna28752.323.76
get sued and long now when i was like uh28753.683.76
watching like youtube clips of the28756.083.12
actual game show i did see that some28757.443.84
other scrap mechanicers have obviously28759.23.518
done some whiteboard courses but i did28761.283.518
not watch a single one of those videos28762.7184.16
you're good untainted by other28764.7983.92
unattended so yes it's been done of28766.8783.202
course it's been done it seems to be28768.7182.882
something you'd want to make your own28770.083.6
original pile of [ __ ] it's my own piece28771.64.48
of [ __ ]28773.682.4
here let me let me walk you through this28781.522.878
okay all right real quick we should just28782.9583.44
also mention there was an update and the28784.3984.08
textures oh they are brand new textures28786.3983.762
they look very interesting28788.4783.282
so check it out the ball since they28790.163.36
don't bounce is like okay well i got to28791.764.4
make it do something they just they spin28793.523.92
oh that's good28796.163.04
did you test it28797.444.16
yes oh my goodness did you finish it28799.24.48
holy crap he actually tested the damn28801.65.038
thing wow oh my god oh my god28803.684.32
you calm down all right i'm gone what's28806.6383.202
up calm the [ __ ] down next obstacle28808.03.52
number two there's six in total this is28809.843.44
similar i like the boot yeah the boots28811.523.198
great28813.283.198
perfect that's very28814.7183.76
i can see that being frustrating28816.4784.48
next obstacle oh is this when things pop28818.4785.842
out yes yeah okay the next one possibly28820.9586.082
the most difficult this is it your ass28824.324.238
this is great this is gonna be i can28827.042.64
tell this is gonna be a nightmare thank28828.5584.0
you buddy yeah that spins around one way28829.684.64
and the other oh this might be the28832.5582.722
easiest28834.323.44
the spinner huh yeah okay28835.285.278
the old twisty candy cane dildo and then28837.765.52
this last one you jump into28840.5585.762
a chair yeah and then you uh release and28843.285.598
there is a sweet spot that will put you28846.324.72
in this there's a sensor and it'll fling28848.8784.08
you up toward that28851.043.438
and that's that's the end this is when28852.9583.84
you win yep all right so am i am i doing28854.4784.16
timing oh that'd be wonderful all right28856.7983.84
prepare to get frustrated i mean we can28858.6383.362
all expect where you going neebs i'm28860.6384.482
doing a dramatic pull out shot28862.06.798
it's really dramatic with music28865.123.678
this might win us like a28869.64.64
a an oscar nope28871.64.958
who's going to start this off who gonna28874.244.08
i'll do it28876.5585.602
ready yeah man i'm ready three two one28878.328.078
go yup yup oh [ __ ] yep yep yep yep nice28882.167.12
very nice briefly done all right yeah28886.3983.922
yeah28889.283.278
there you go oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] back to the28890.324.078
chair am i commentating have we ever28892.5583.682
come together we're just kind of all28894.3984.24
just gonna look and do whatever28896.243.44
i feel like these shows need28898.6383.042
commentators [ __ ] after i went through28899.683.52
the balls pretty quickly he's struggling28901.686.718
with the old uh circle of boot bounces28903.25.198
oh [ __ ] you come on28908.4784.642
wait wait i'm good28910.325.28
and you can switch your um your camera28913.124.16
to like that third persony thing if it28915.62.958
helps oh yeah maybe that one i found28917.283.118
that that helped down up here28918.5584.562
oh [ __ ] oh boy yep28920.3986.682
oh you're wrong28923.123.96
that's brilliant all right we're on to28930.4784.32
the third obstacle yeah yeah wall of uh28932.03.92
punchy28934.7983.042
punchy put your wall back oh he went28935.922.92
through it28937.843.44
fast the trap door oh he's down28938.844.52
come on absolutely you got this [ __ ] all28941.283.598
right now that one there yeah yeah get28943.363.76
the back out of my wig oh nice oh yeah28944.8784.962
yeah all right boy easy trap door around28947.124.24
here somewhere28949.842.958
that's we got them last time yeah okay28951.363.598
to28952.7982.16
there we go all right this one's a [ __ ]28957.363.198
no i just gotta28959.042.72
all right here we go here we go oh [ __ ]28960.5582.562
the moves are out look at the base oh28961.763.52
jesus all right here we go28963.124.72
thank you damn all right here we go you28965.284.64
got this i got this it's easy this one28967.844.24
sucks oh man this one does suck the28969.923.68
momentum that's [ __ ] crazy is this28972.083.36
the hardest one yeah i'd say so28973.63.68
absolutely yeah28975.444.24
damn28977.282.4
oh28979.762.24
all right so now i just gotta jump out28992.7183.84
of this and land in the yeah there's a28993.924.798
sweet spot there's a sweet spot don't28996.5584.4
hit the boots though there we go28998.7185.202
get in the sweet spot right there nope29000.9584.562
just a hair more than what you just did29003.924.0
yeah i'm gonna try yeah oh29005.523.52
[ __ ]29007.924.24
it pushed you back here we go yup oh oh29009.045.598
oh oh oh oh [ __ ] boom come on after29012.164.96
all right here we go i got this now whoa29014.6384.802
yeah29017.122.32
3 10. i got three tenths good i'm 10.29021.365.438
i'm a 310 looking [ __ ] baby look29024.5586.08
at me 310 310 [ __ ] 310 some [ __ ] 31029026.7985.6
[ __ ] suck it's like a second knee suck29030.6384.24
a second suck it beat 310 you need baby29032.3984.442
[ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ]29034.8785.042
you all right now what do i have to beat29036.845.48
three times29039.922.4
man you went over this ball so fast i29044.164.08
know i love balls all right29045.923.92
let's do it three29048.242.398
two29049.844.798
one go get it i'm off and he's out29050.6386.402
oh man hey that was nothing okay see the29054.6383.92
balls work out how's that one this thing29057.043.04
this thing's just remember the trick29058.5582.962
that he taught yeah see that's think you29060.083.76
know the trick i know uh try to ride the29061.524.24
boot i don't know if that's29063.844.08
easy as well maybe it is get on the boot29065.764.638
oh yeah yeah oh it is that is easy now29067.924.16
all right29070.3983.042
get off okay29072.083.44
here we go29073.444.4
come on plenty of time oh [ __ ] no this29075.524.72
is this one you just gotta ride the dude29077.843.76
all right neebs you can do this all29080.242.238
right29081.62.798
this is the second toughest the toughest29082.4784.32
is that other red spinning one yep29084.3985.442
oh there you go get on it get on it29086.7985.042
beautiful all right breeze through this29089.843.44
one and you're gonna be right on par29091.843.44
with him okay29093.283.598
i can't move forward29095.282.88
oh yeah i was getting caught i was29096.8783.362
getting caught on [ __ ] too all right29098.163.28
come on neebs29100.243.28
okay yeah face more straightforward29101.443.76
neebs i think that's what you're you29103.523.438
just can't you keep getting stuck to the29105.23.84
wall yeah they're all sticky here's that29106.9584.642
fresh paint29109.042.56
just do balls to the wall here we go i'm29112.4783.282
gonna try first person cause i keep29114.322.8
sticking to the wall and what you call29115.766.198
it there you go yeah hmm29117.124.838
what's the time simon it is 2 52 right29125.923.92
now29128.7983.6
yeah come on oh [ __ ] make it up you29129.844.878
won't grab a chair good don't grab it i29132.3983.842
want to see you look up there's chairs29134.7183.76
going faster no i don't think so come on29136.243.2
neebs29138.4783.682
no no no that was no don't do it yeah oh29139.445.038
[ __ ] oh you [ __ ] am i in i would you're29142.165.84
in i accept that okay29144.4784.802
beautiful29148.04.478
3 15.29149.283.198
all right doraleous take a sip of beer a29156.8785.52
little vape tug29159.845.92
get my alcohol get my nicotine shoot my29162.3985.842
heroin okay you ready yep29165.764.08
three two29168.244.398
one go29169.844.798
oh you done [ __ ] up29172.6384.08
all right wipe out here goes oh29174.6383.202
oh29176.7183.202
you breezed through this one neebs yeah29177.844.24
i'm professional29179.924.4
you're screwed the pressure gets to me29182.083.76
you're so much29184.323.6
so much the pressure yeah29185.843.68
come on29187.922.798
oh yeah29189.523.84
oh boy oh jesus oh man ride the boot man29190.7185.282
just ride the beat29193.362.64
there it goes there it goes yeah29198.164.318
beautiful yeah way to go29199.64.48
oh wow oh not anymore there's a real29202.4785.362
contender here yeah come on29204.083.76
[ __ ] up wipe out oh wait oh he knows29207.924.558
that he dude he knows this yeah he does29210.4784.48
oh filled it oh oh hey did anybody do29212.4784.16
that that was fast [ __ ] this up29214.9582.962
doraleous29216.6384.08
oh29217.924.878
[ __ ]29220.7184.322
here we go oh come on this is it i can29222.7983.202
tell29225.043.28
[ __ ]29226.02.32
[ __ ]29229.843.68
oh [ __ ] i forget what the time is to29231.524.64
beat but it's 3 10 [ __ ]29233.524.878
my hands are shaking it's not29236.163.44
[ __ ] you29238.3984.0
we passed 310 [ __ ] we are [ __ ] yeah29239.65.52
three two three three ten [ __ ] should29242.3984.0
we go eat lunch29245.123.758
come back29246.3982.48
please land this29261.286.16
he finally did it there he goes29263.683.76
doraleous29267.64.48
look at you look at me all growing up29270.03.6
like watching the chubby kid in last29272.082.96
place at the race now you know this29273.64.24
sweet spot29275.042.8
nailed it29278.05.52
all right well done 4 44. yeah [ __ ] 3 1029279.766.718
3 10 3 10 [ __ ] three out of ten feet29283.526.48
[ __ ] ass [ __ ]29286.4785.282
what do we do now i mean that's kind of29290.03.28
it that couldn't be the whole video it29291.763.6
kind of is that would be bored of tears29293.284.8
if that was the whole video i got29295.364.48
let's put let's set a timer bill29298.082.96
whatever you want to build and show it29299.842.48
off yeah i think go to a different world29301.042.56
whatever you can build in 10 minutes29302.323.2
five four29303.62.878
three29305.522.0
two29306.4783.282
one29307.522.24
yeah it's just uh that's uh yeah it's29311.523.92
like one of those street thingies what's29314.03.6
it called steamroller that's what it is29315.445.038
what did you build doraleous oh man29317.64.72
what didn't i build you didn't build29320.4784.32
anything good it's the last car huh oh29322.324.72
it's invisible oh my god it's almost29324.7984.242
invisible no it's a piece of [ __ ] but i29327.045.758
tell you what it's got what a hammer29329.045.12
yeah29332.7983.84
right there right there29334.162.478
mine's called the hammer yeah mine's a29337.924.32
rule changer [ __ ] your hammer yeah hold29339.64.72
on let me go get mine now i call it [ __ ]29342.244.0
tractor i got a bed up front i got some29344.323.76
flowers all around oh dude the [ __ ]29346.244.558
tractor is sexy as hell listen neebs29348.084.558
look over here29350.7984.802
look how much [ __ ] we're doing29352.6385.202
that's great29355.63.6
so it's hard to build something nice in29357.844.08
10 minutes in it29359.22.72
we can't do any more 10-minute29372.7983.68
challenges wait til you see this huh29374.04.08
look at that oh29376.4783.442
that's something i knew i would save the29378.086.638
day the rule changer does it again folks29379.924.798
oh29384.9582.402
boy29386.083.36
now i've done it oh [ __ ] where are you29387.363.438
the first time we've seen something like29389.444.64
this in here it's going to hell yeah29390.7985.282
you're completely off the map now uh29394.084.478
this is neebs gaming dax a lot we have a29396.084.878
problem this is excellent go ahead the29398.5584.722
rule changer seems to have left the29400.9586.0
planet yeah that's it beta29403.283.678
we did it you beat the game29411.123.438
hello there hey oh hello hey hey how are29414.9585.282
you good good good good funny running29418.323.6
into you guys here right bunny running29420.243.28
into you here all right what are we29421.923.68
doing today i want to build tall co what29423.523.84
are y'all doing getting up in your face29425.66.038
getting up in your grill keep talking29427.364.278
i propose we do a race we build cars but29440.5586.4
not just any cars uh really really tall29443.924.798
cars how hard would that be to drive a29446.9583.52
really tall car it's gonna add some uh29448.7183.122
complications sure wait you actually29450.4782.722
want me to build something in this game29451.842.958
well you know how to build a car i'm not29453.23.04
asking you to build something hard all29454.7982.642
right fine i can probably pull that off29456.243.12
and you have to drive it from the top29457.444.0
okay let's [ __ ] do it let's do it i'm29459.365.08
ready29461.443.0
so29478.6383.0
so we're back from building and we have29495.845.038
anthony with us now back29497.843.038
it's a big old sausage party isn't it uh29504.7183.522
obviously we're in a flat world now for29506.4784.642
reasons for reasons yeah29508.244.96
yeah it got very very laggy uh we're29511.123.518
gonna have to do one vehicle at a time29513.22.72
we don't know that yet we don't know29514.6383.202
that we'll reveal one at a time and then29515.923.68
perhaps race them or some other29517.843.84
challenge who knows who's first anthony29519.63.52
come on all right i built mine in like29521.685.718
an hour so here we go you too huh29523.124.278
wow okay you guys do know that bearings29529.285.678
and shocks cause lag right yeah anybody29532.5584.722
know that uh-huh yeah well how many29534.9584.082
berries he has why wouldn't we do that29537.283.518
i'm lagging like hell okay it's a little29539.045.358
car it whoop that was too much29540.7987.122
all right now tall car29544.3983.522
what the [ __ ] oh dude29549.764.798
dude29552.7984.0
that is [ __ ] great29554.5584.32
come on29556.7984.08
that is fantastic you realize this whole29558.8783.92
time i'm looking at this going this is a29560.8783.76
piece of [ __ ]29562.7983.362
but that's great i don't think you're29564.6384.24
going to win the race sir all right29566.164.798
you29568.8782.08
yeah29572.3983.282
that might be my favorite vehicle ever29573.363.438
yeah29575.682.798
the transformation that thing makes is29576.7983.68
pretty damn incredible29578.4784.882
that's wonderful oh no i am what's29580.4784.48
happening you're stuck you look like a29583.363.278
[ __ ] octopus what do you call this29584.9584.162
thing anthony uh tall i like the daddy29586.6384.962
long legs the daddy long legs yeah long29589.123.92
legs yeah29591.64.958
that's even better oh man29593.043.518
it worked really well the first time i29596.7183.84
don't know what happened now keep going29598.245.76
i'm still moving oh [ __ ]29600.5583.442
yeah take it away take it away you guys29606.9583.68
want to see something real amazing good29608.3983.522
morning i didn't build as quick as29610.6382.482
possible29611.923.12
please be a giant penis what you got29613.124.48
absorb uh call it the quick stick29615.044.48
okay cause i built it quick and it's29617.63.52
pretty much just a [ __ ] stick there29619.523.84
you go is it a really thin penis not a29621.123.92
dick i expect nothing to do with the29623.363.278
penis anthony shut the [ __ ] up about29625.043.438
freezing hey you pigeonholed yourself29626.6383.602
into that yeah you really did create you29628.4783.522
have the things on the bottom come on29630.243.2
the jets are on if that's what you mean29632.06.32
yeah and then yeah look at this29633.444.88
hey just two jets hold that down uh yeah29638.845.24
looks like you're falling am i falling29642.4783.842
yeah29644.082.24
whoa now i'm doing it on purpose like29646.5583.92
michael jackson does in that video does29648.3987.0
he do that a smooth criminal yeah29650.4784.92
i don't think he did that though the29661.363.598
quick stick the quick stick aka the29662.7984.562
smooth criminal crazy impressive am i up29664.9585.202
yes you are i'm nervous expect lag29667.364.96
everybody buckle down i'm excited where29670.163.12
is it29672.322.96
come on come on there come on now uh29673.283.92
come on there where's that dan come on29675.285.358
come on come on come on come on29677.25.92
there it is wait hold on come on now do29680.6384.24
it slide come on come on come on29683.124.16
do it29684.8782.402
why are you taking so long i am whoa29687.925.038
holy [ __ ] i'm scared i'm leaving all29690.9584.882
right prepare for the lag29692.9584.322
oh29695.843.44
damn my frame rate this will make it29697.285.04
better so it's multiple steps to make29699.285.76
this [ __ ] work okay starting with step29702.324.88
one29705.044.32
oh that's a big step29707.24.16
step two29709.363.518
okay okay okay29711.364.16
step three29712.8785.282
oh step one29715.522.64
dude yeah doraleous29721.526.64
oh yeah come on oh man that is epic oh29724.8785.6
oh what the hell oh no no i gotta redo29728.163.6
it because they got stuck on it they29730.4783.602
crossed that [ __ ] you ruined it hold29731.762.958
on29734.082.478
that's kind of nice going in like a like29734.7183.76
a frog or something29736.5583.84
back up now this is called doraleous the29738.4783.442
frog no29740.3982.802
whoa29741.924.558
jellyfish that's jellyfish29743.23.278
hang in there29747.125.518
up come on come on now okay i think i'm29749.764.08
up29752.6382.16
i'm up29753.844.0
here that's your vehicle29754.7983.042
so jets jets keep it up like that uh29758.3984.722
jets keep it up29761.763.76
and i've got uh attached to the um the29763.124.0
engine when i go forward i got jets that29765.523.52
pushed me forward to compensate let's29767.124.56
give that a whirl29769.042.64
it looks uh fuel efficient as well it is29772.5584.802
fuel efficient so really this thing's29775.284.24
not going to tip over at all this thing29777.363.92
can't tip over really29779.524.56
let's see um one can only hope it can29781.284.8
tip over it's a lot more difficult with29784.084.16
your strategy though it's difficult to29786.084.478
tip over how alive it looks it looks29788.244.8
like it's alive the turn i'm turning29790.5584.802
you're turning look at you29793.044.16
all groans up get closer to me because29795.364.32
i'm gonna attempt something i've not29797.24.72
attempted yet oh boy i'm gonna i'm gonna29799.684.798
try to make it go even higher all right29801.924.798
so going up a little bit yeah a little29804.4784.16
bit29806.7184.0
what are you doing29808.6384.16
just if you need that extra little bit29810.7185.122
that's that oh hey neebs yeah watch how29812.7986.122
i run29815.843.08
all right neebs you're up baby it's my29823.923.92
turn lots to live up to lots29825.445.358
okay here we go29827.842.958
taxi i thought we were building tall29831.843.118
cars29834.03.04
no one build a car you get real specific29834.9584.242
i built a car mine's a car i mean i like29837.043.678
your bills but it looks nothing like it29839.22.72
was like your transformer you're the29840.7183.282
only one whoever you build a duck for a29841.925.44
transformer doraleous what a duck yeah29844.04.558
hold on now neebs you're talking about29847.362.8
rules how do you drive this thing you29848.5583.442
get in the seat and you drive it well29850.163.36
well the seat's supposed to be on top29852.03.04
yeah you did that was what are the rules29853.523.278
that it was part of the rules29855.043.598
neebs well you've cut out all the part29856.7983.84
where we said oh don't even try it you29858.6383.442
said this ain't working let's just try29860.6383.122
to get one to work so that's why you29862.083.44
didn't know what we built so you didn't29863.764.56
adjust to what we did failed you failed29865.524.72
you can cheat that's fine we'll allow29868.323.2
cheat all right neebs drive it around i29870.242.638
want to see what this thing looks like29871.523.118
in motion i found the biggest challenge29872.8783.76
is to get one of these things to move29874.6384.642
whoa look at it move wow drives like a29876.6385.522
dream it really does that's29879.284.88
that's impressive turning is hard isn't29882.164.0
it it sure is i don't know do a hard29884.163.76
turn see what happens i am turning29886.162.88
you're getting pretty far away from this29887.924.68
pal oh29889.043.56
she too late that's a lovely taxi29905.444.958
anthony's still my favorite29907.23.198
god29914.02.478
come on29915.524.76
come on come on buddy29916.4783.802
okay fully deployed so uh tallest29921.045.04
vehicle apstro followed by mine and then29923.285.04
doraleous and then uh little little guy29926.084.318
over there yeah i'll take it that's a29928.323.52
good looking group right there it is a29930.3983.442
good looking group we look badass are we29931.844.08
gonna try to race yeah uh asking for29933.846.08
this to work is a tall order29935.924.0
but let's read that29940.323.84
reach for the stars sure29942.323.44
three two29944.163.2
one go29945.764.16
and they're off come on baby29947.365.68
that's just start oh boy watch out after29949.925.038
[ __ ] you after no watch out you're going29953.043.678
oh boy y'all gonna get tangled over29954.9583.76
there get off me anthony all righty on29956.7183.602
top of you don't know29958.7182.562
you ready29960.322.96
got a close race here neebs yeah we do29961.284.32
close race damn and anthony's pretty29963.284.64
much out of it nope coming back in your29965.63.68
[ __ ] man29967.924.24
i cannot believe this29969.284.88
oh were you holding back this whole time29972.164.08
no i just had to get some momentum going29974.164.16
oh no that's my chance to catch up it's29976.243.44
a clear win29978.322.8
where is where are you guys going to29979.682.718
we're going to hit a wall until we hit29981.123.12
something good news guys my vehicle29982.3984.802
still moves forward even though i'm uh29984.244.478
you might have thought i'm tilted you29987.23.758
might get in third buddy yeah is anthony29988.7184.08
still in the race oh yeah29990.9584.082
i see him back there i recovered after29992.7985.122
some of that come out29995.045.12
up there's the finish line oh my god29997.924.638
james still in this i feel like i have a30000.164.398
chance boys i'm approaching the finish30002.5584.24
line at an angle uh there's the wall30004.5583.522
come on30006.7982.642
hello30008.083.28
doraleous30009.443.518
i closed a lot of ground before the end30011.363.358
here yeah you sure did yeah that's in30012.9583.6
second place with the30014.7183.042
whatever you call that i don't know30016.5583.362
nobody knows green daddy long legs in30017.765.28
third i'm almost there30019.925.52
oh you decided to transform now well it30023.044.0
was a lot worse30025.445.118
and i'll bring her down oh god30027.043.518
all right i didn't i didn't make too30040.8782.962
good of a vehicle but i made something30042.083.84
extra special yes you did you remember30043.844.0
that um that one episode with the loch30045.923.12
ness monster you guys did that was30047.842.48
pretty damn funny yeah that was my30049.043.678
monster yeah i made a t-shirt oh sweet30050.324.558
tea graphics yeah30052.7183.84
you can buy it now that's a good damn30054.8786.122
shirt there it's a sweet t-shirt30056.5584.442
is the tallest right now yeah i won the30075.24.32
tall thing you already fell over anthony30077.24.24
try to get yours upright and stay up i'm30079.523.76
trying i don't really have much control30081.443.76
other than dumb luck30083.283.598
but you got it to go up don't go down30085.24.96
again once you get it up uh uh okay it30086.8785.52
goes it was going what changed it's like30090.165.2
anthony's sex life30092.3982.962
it's all twisted up and knots and it30098.5583.602
won't get erect if it represented your30100.165.68
sex life it just wouldn't exist right30102.163.68
no [ __ ] i'm gonna die alone30109.124.08
guys30113.842.558
doraleous30115.042.4
hey30116.3984.642
hi hey hi hi hello everyone oh there you30117.447.8
are this is niebster peace theater30121.044.2
babes what are you doing you're doing30130.02.478
one of those shots30131.362.96
pull out [ __ ] yeah there okay everybody30132.4782.722
just30134.322.478
hold off for a little bit he does like30135.23.758
pulling out so check this [ __ ] out this30136.7984.642
is quite impressive yeah and you ain't30138.9585.52
seen [ __ ] yet wow look at this yeah i30141.444.24
like it a lot do we want to sit in the30144.4782.32
front row where do you want to sit guys30145.682.718
you're not gonna you're in the play i'm30146.7983.92
in the play yeah appstore and neebs are30148.3984.56
i'll be an usher what's your ticket sir30150.7185.68
uh 6b that's right here sir second chair30152.9585.84
oh thank you enjoy the show excuse me30156.3984.882
sir yep where uh what's your ticket uh30158.7985.122
six eight six eight wait how does it30161.285.04
work it's it's it's a no it's a number30163.924.16
[ __ ] letter dip [ __ ]30166.324.0
yeah neebs yeah follow me i wanted to30168.083.84
watch the show though no you're in the30170.323.36
show oh30171.923.12
there's a little underbelly where's the30173.684.08
green room and i put on my makeup guys30175.045.758
you two are the stars oh you're the30177.764.798
stars okay30180.7984.08
okay so i'm a thespian chair yes that's30182.5584.32
right there's gonna be a lot of improv30184.8782.882
okay30186.8782.562
and some drama30187.764.08
and there'll be narration and you guys30189.444.24
kind of go along with the very minimal30191.845.36
narration that i wrote we are actors oh30193.686.32
we're thespians yes yes30197.24.4
now in the beginning of the play you two30200.04.478
will be playing two small boys who are30201.64.72
brothers okay we're brothers you're30204.4783.442
gonna give us more direction than that30206.324.158
right which part your brothers that's it30207.924.478
hey just trust him that's all you're30210.4783.762
giving us is your brother just listen to30212.3984.08
the narration you [ __ ] okay this play is30214.246.718
called an herb if by sea an herb if by30216.4787.92
sea an herb an herb30220.9586.882
i don't understand that an herb30224.3985.442
is that supposed to mean something yeah30227.845.038
you mean an herb if by sea30229.844.558
packed house this evening ladies and30232.8782.962
gentlemen i don't know i'm peeking out30234.3983.682
it doesn't look good oh it's empty30235.844.08
no one came30238.083.44
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the30239.923.36
grand opening of the nebster peace30241.524.32
theater and boy do we have a treat for30243.284.08
you today30245.844.24
an original slash improv play get30247.364.48
nervous30250.086.08
don't be nervous other than sir neebs30251.844.32
okay very impressive i like the opening30262.4784.32
of the cart it was a beautiful summer30264.3983.202
day30266.7982.562
i may have overlit this30267.64.24
no [ __ ]30269.362.48
stop it it was a beautiful summer day30279.685.92
much like any other beautiful summer day30283.125.278
you have seen that was beautiful30285.64.4
amidst the serene setting of30288.3983.682
beautifulness two young brothers played30290.04.718
and frolicked frolicked and played and30292.085.12
played and frolicked about30294.7185.042
is that our cue yeah that's your cue30297.24.88
what a beautiful day it's so nice out30299.764.48
here it's beautiful as any beautiful day30302.084.558
i've seen i love you brother it's a30304.244.718
great day to frolick i agree this is30306.6384.24
good day frolicking yes why is your30308.9584.882
voice so deep30310.8782.962
oh this is me now all i like to do is30314.4784.48
frolick and play playing frolic in this30316.7184.16
beautiful day it is so nice out here30318.9584.082
look at the trees and the clouds and the30320.8785.76
sunshine life was good thank you thank30323.045.04
you30326.6383.202
thank you good people30328.084.0
yes thank you theater30329.843.2
oh30332.082.878
that's it30333.044.56
wow that was the first act so was it30334.9584.322
really thank you can't wait to see where30337.63.68
this goes simon oh my god are there four30339.284.56
acts uh yeah there's four riveting acts30341.284.0
yeah that was a quarter of the what30343.845.16
we're gonna see here30345.283.72
twenty years later the two brothers who30354.244.0
still lived at home continued to play in30356.163.28
frolic30358.243.36
until one day30359.445.92
boys uh yeah dad i have some bad news30361.68.24
for you what is it what is it dad30365.364.48
your mother is terminally ill no30370.05.28
no why30373.64.4
it just happens it's life why god is30375.284.4
this mother30378.03.92
i can barely tell she's so terminally30379.684.24
ill and she wished for her mattress to30381.923.92
be out in the front yard30383.923.92
it was her wish30385.844.798
but there is only one cure30387.844.878
and unfortunately it cannot be found in30390.6384.642
the land of which we live what is secure30392.7184.722
dad please it's an herb please tell us30395.284.88
it's an herb30397.442.72
what is this herb since this particular30401.364.88
herb is across a great sea we have no30403.64.64
way of getting it so i suppose it is30406.244.96
time to say goodbye to mom30408.246.398
oh no mommy's going to die no wait30411.26.08
if we can do it what well unless there30414.6384.32
is some way you two could actually we30417.283.518
could do it contribute for once in your30418.9582.722
lives30420.7982.962
we could have do it dad i feel like we30421.683.198
could help names your backs to the30423.762.4
audience you never put yourself we can30424.8783.6
do it30426.162.318
i would like to volunteer to save mom i30428.7985.042
can help save mom as well30431.64.878
yes quite30433.842.638
thank you let me tell you thank you30436.7986.08
yes oh my god yes yes act two30439.445.68
compared to act one was [ __ ] amazing30442.8784.722
oh guys um there's a brief intermission30445.124.88
who wants to buy some peanuts who wants30447.64.718
to buy some peanuts who wants to buy30450.05.52
some peanuts peanuts are cheap30452.3185.682
who wants to buy some peanuts who wants30455.524.4
to buy some peanuts30458.05.36
about some peanuts and peanuts are cheap30459.926.32
hello my baby hello my darling hello my30463.365.118
bag30466.242.238
hey neebs30477.682.4
ha30478.7982.402
oh i walked over from my neighbor's30480.082.718
house i said30481.23.278
what's your name saying oh he was oh30482.7982.802
that's stinky you should get out here30484.4783.282
and i said30485.64.0
and then what do you do oh he kicked me30487.762.878
out of this house all the way out i30489.61.76
would30490.6384.202
no you did not30491.363.48
make sure you get some peanuts make sure30497.684.56
you get some peanuts30500.3184.0
what goes better with theater than30502.244.718
peanuts30504.3184.32
popcorn30506.9584.562
or popcorn uh everybody back to your30508.6387.442
seats the third act is about to begin30511.525.52
oh30516.081.92
hey30517.043.12
wow oh geez look at that what those30518.05.28
rough seas for nearly two years the30520.165.12
brothers tirelessly built the most30523.285.198
amazing boat that has ever been seen30525.285.438
good brother every i'm still i didn't30528.4785.202
know every plank placed and nail pounded30530.7185.522
was by the sheer drive and hope of30533.685.118
saving their mother and then it was done30536.244.88
and they were off go ahead this is when30538.7985.122
you yeah dear brother yes dear brother30541.124.72
we have done good work building this30543.924.798
boat i concur it's a good thing mother's30545.844.718
sickness gives her more than two years30548.7184.08
to live or she'd already be gone yes30550.5583.682
good thing we have enough time to go30552.7983.52
search for whatever the what the [ __ ]30554.244.478
an herb if by sort of [ __ ] herb an30556.3185.282
herb if by serve the herb if by seed but30558.7185.122
surely we do not have another two years30561.64.958
so we will find the herb by sea nearly30563.844.798
one year into their journey the brothers30566.5584.642
hoped to see signs of land at any moment30568.6385.602
but instead they saw the sign30571.26.96
of a horrible storm approaching30574.246.318
oh no oh30578.164.318
oh thank you30580.5585.362
wow no no thank you30582.4783.442
these seeds are getting more rough as we30591.124.48
go i concur brother we'll never be able30593.684.798
to save mother in these rough ass seas30595.65.038
it's probably because of the storm yes30598.4784.24
i'd say so oh it's so stormy out look at30600.6384.32
this omg cheers to the set dresser those30602.7184.16
lightning's amazing yeah30604.9584.0
you're very scared that you'll never oh30606.8783.76
god i fell off the boat i'm scared take30608.9583.202
my hand brother oh thank you for30610.6383.202
rescuing me from the shark infested30612.163.44
storm water it appeared as though the30613.844.478
brothers would surely die that night but30615.65.84
this story doesn't end that way30618.3187.362
instead a miracle happened30621.444.24
brother it'll truly take a miracle to30625.764.958
save us from this storm yes it will30628.244.238
thank you30630.7183.6
thank you30632.4785.442
but what was the miracle30634.3183.602
what was the miracle30639.524.4
brother yes brother we will never30641.684.718
survive this sea and get back in time i30643.924.798
agree mom yeah we're all gonna die30646.3984.722
including mom only dad will live if only30648.7185.122
there were a miracle30651.124.96
hmm30653.842.24
if only there were a miracle yes that30656.246.078
would save us and mom yes if only there30658.5585.202
were a miracle30662.3182.722
one second30663.763.6
is it broke again30665.044.96
if only there were a miracle but not30667.365.118
just any small miracle it would have to30670.05.44
be a giant miracle yes a giant green30672.4785.042
miracle30675.444.32
hey30677.522.24
i saved y'all30679.925.12
thank you nessie you're welcome30681.845.36
he looked like he was in trouble thank30685.043.678
you yes brother30687.23.598
i'm having a hard time deciphering if30688.7185.042
this is a miracle i'm a i'm a girl what30690.7985.042
are you doing nessie does that sound30693.764.48
like a [ __ ] dude name to you30695.844.638
is mom gonna die oh oh you're talking to30698.243.44
your brother i thought you talking to me30700.4782.722
i don't know i don't know how this saves30701.682.798
us i don't know anything there's a30703.23.198
monster but i don't know30704.4783.92
the praises no the thing is i'm pretty30706.3984.56
sure the writer intended for you the30708.3985.042
miracle to be that you were saved but30710.9585.202
not mom not not your mother okay so30713.445.518
we're safe but not mom well the miracle30716.164.638
was that you were in a storm and then i30718.9585.76
saved you uh from the storm30720.7983.92
look for this to be a full plate you30724.8783.92
have to save us we get the herb go home30726.6386.802
save mom yeah okay um30728.7986.882
you really put nothing into this story30733.444.48
so the brothers lived on30735.684.0
and even though they did not save their30737.923.92
mother especially since she died the30739.685.198
days they sailed off three years ago30741.844.878
oh my god what's happening30744.8783.68
thank you hold up30746.7184.08
thank you thank you thank you30748.5584.4
let me finish the [ __ ] play they had30750.7984.402
made a friend for life and that wasn't30752.9583.76
too shabby30755.23.198
the end30756.7183.362
wow30758.3983.842
thank you you're welcome30760.083.92
now can we do thank yous yes yes thank30762.244.558
you time oh thank you very good that was30764.06.08
very new everybody come out here30766.7985.202
stuck in the curtain30770.084.08
here we go okay everybody take a bow for30772.03.36
this picture30774.163.6
thank you thank you thank you thank you30775.364.72
thank you30777.762.32
welcome everybody to another episode of30780.3183.842
scrap mechanic on naves gaming hello30782.4783.122
anthony how are you i'm good how you30784.163.68
doing i'm doing super good awesome how30785.63.92
are you dralis great thank you so much30787.843.68
for asking all right we've not built our30789.525.198
cars yet but we've built a a start ramp30791.526.08
and a track right mm-hmm oh man and what30794.7185.202
a track this is neebs what kind of track30797.64.4
is it doraleous it's a soapbox derby30799.923.2
track30802.03.04
don't boy scouts do that boy scouts do30803.123.678
do that i never got to do this as a kid30805.043.278
i always wanted to though do you know30806.7983.92
what derby means uh it's a hat there's30808.3184.32
more to it it's a type of horse race30810.7185.122
that takes place every year30812.6384.882
huh it's uh30815.843.68
stick with me30817.523.52
uh it's usually restricted to30819.524.24
three-year-olds what do they ride horses30821.044.64
you [ __ ] like you said that but they're30823.763.36
three years old30825.684.0
maybe it's three-year-old horses oh that30827.125.278
would make a lot more makes more sense30829.683.68
okay30832.3984.56
let's start building our derby cars30833.363.598
so for those who don't know a derby car30842.7184.642
cannot have a motor it's got a roll30844.5586.122
using gravity30847.363.32
corellis yes how's your build mediocre30875.846.24
are you done i have two two i made two30879.285.278
anthony what where are you over here30882.084.238
right next to you behind ah where's your30884.5584.0
build here let's check out these soapbox30886.3184.962
cars oh man yours looks like a tractor i30888.5585.042
like your lighting skin there anthony30891.284.08
thank you it's got the under glow light30893.64.48
a second uh-huh oh ooh that looks good30895.365.278
that looks like a movie poster this shot30898.084.96
yeah until you mess me up your shot look30900.6383.92
at this what30903.046.64
poster one man no motor gravity yeah30904.5586.882
derby race the movie30909.683.84
can i get in this in some way no you no30911.443.438
get out of there well if i your face30913.522.878
should be superimposed30914.8782.962
i get top billing trust me man i know30916.3983.122
how to do movie posters does that work30917.843.92
get out of there you got that shot30919.524.48
there we put your face in the corner30921.765.198
yeah like like that yeah that's in the30924.05.84
corner of the poster30926.9582.882
this is my derby car oh yeah i like i30931.363.92
like your design a lot i like it too30933.443.68
what's the danger it looks dangerous uh30935.284.32
danger high speeds that's right30937.124.72
and wait till you see the speeds yep i30939.63.76
bet no one else thought to use coffee30941.843.038
cups in their build can you spot the30943.364.32
coffee cups oh my goodness30944.8784.482
oh doraleous i like your little buggy30947.683.52
the little purple one that's purple30949.364.24
nurple junior the hurst and then we got30951.24.4
purple nurple that is not gonna do well30953.63.358
it looks like a jetson's car you're not30955.63.358
gonna do well my vote is we all do a30956.9584.482
single run time it and then we all race30958.9584.962
together okay neebs names your car names30961.445.518
get the up get the car30963.924.558
look how good it's careful it's really30966.9584.242
fast who's timing me simon's timing oh i30968.4784.4
like that are you ready yeah i'm [ __ ]30971.24.08
ready ladies and gentlemen doraleous on30972.8784.802
deck with purple nurple30975.286.64
derby racecar in three two one clicking30977.687.278
button all right there's a delay30981.925.12
baby baby come on i'm gonna lift you up30984.9583.92
okay it's working there we go we got30987.042.96
this30988.8782.962
hang in there all right30990.04.318
all right go come on there we go oh come30991.844.4
on there we go this shit's intense yeah30994.3183.122
it is30996.242.638
so you went all metal thinking the30997.443.038
heavier you were the faster you're going30998.8783.84
to fall31000.4782.24
i hope that's the case it's going to get31003.364.0
a little hairy up here hey no looks like31004.8784.802
she's doing pretty good she is31007.363.518
what's her name31009.683.118
purple nurple eh oh yeah i forgot i went31010.8784.242
through all this that looks fast31012.7984.562
i might need to add some metal to my car31015.124.24
yeah man now you want to add metal31017.364.56
rocking it here my friend31019.364.24
watch the tree most dangerous part of31021.926.08
the course oh the cones oh man31023.67.68
[ __ ] nailed it dude okay that is good31028.05.2
this is a very impressive course come on31031.283.84
baby come on dorelli is making come on31033.23.198
come on31035.125.16
come on come on31036.3983.882
oh he's still alive you're allowed to31040.3984.08
wiggle wiggle yeah wiggle wiggle it31041.924.24
come on just a little bit31044.4784.562
wiggle it oh god31046.164.558
come back bring it back31049.045.518
come on sideways backwards works31050.7183.84
that seems dead to me ladies and31060.9584.402
gentlemen doraleous sporting the purple31062.7185.68
nurple junior and begin31065.364.4
activation31068.3984.16
ramp is now gearing up to go31069.765.118
all right buddy oh [ __ ]31072.5586.32
yeah oh oh man [ __ ]31074.8784.0
all right31079.363.32
the adjustments seem to be working31090.7984.08
incredible speed oh yeah we're doing31092.7185.122
good should have wore a helmet31094.8782.962
all right see you tried to warn him you31099.043.678
tried to warn him he was dangerous31100.8784.08
don't want to kill momentum31102.7185.76
take this a little bit uh make it tight31104.9584.642
there you go31108.4782.32
easy31109.62.64
i feel like i feel like we gotta add a31110.7982.802
few seconds i don't think our timer guy31112.244.238
was ready nope in seconds31113.65.198
yeah talking milliseconds okay i was31116.4784.32
ready i was ready watch that right side31118.7982.722
again31120.7983.442
right straighten out okay oh okay watch31121.524.48
the right side you got this work on the31124.243.28
right side you got to go on the right31126.03.12
you got it it's in the bag come on i31127.523.68
know how much this works go around the31129.123.358
black hole31131.25.118
come on okay come on chris wait laughs31132.4787.362
maybe not way long31136.3183.522
good luck anthony thank you31143.686.4
all right all right genius all right all31147.285.198
right i am okay it's working i like your31150.085.04
lights a lot thank you underglow that's31152.4784.0
a lot31155.123.278
all right be careful here31156.4784.48
looking good so far31158.3984.08
hey man31160.9584.562
going going down the ramp man31162.4785.042
i shouldn't have called you chico no now31165.523.92
i'm doing nine things of voice man you31167.523.6
shouldn't have done that no you need to31169.443.038
get it out of your head why would you31171.122.64
think you're good at that don't continue31172.4782.48
i didn't think i'm good at it but i31173.762.958
think i can do it all right oh right or31174.9583.36
left right or left i'm going left since31176.7184.24
right seems to fail31178.3183.922
look at that31180.9583.44
oh here we go31182.243.92
all right swing into the corner black31184.3984.08
hole very nice cleared it cleared the31186.164.478
black hole no he didn't oh31188.4784.562
oh that's it all right it's all right31190.6384.562
damn he's on it right oh is that the end31193.043.518
right there already31195.24.8
yeah there yes31196.5583.442
109. well done anthony31204.284.598
knees is ready31207.443.118
and i'm off31208.8782.722
oh31210.5583.92
okay okay ooh that's a strong fastest31211.65.52
start yet strong start31214.4784.08
i'm worried that my car's not heavy31217.123.278
enough you guys have really heavy cars31218.5583.602
i'm afraid of the whip that's what i31220.3984.56
think killed doraleous all right31222.164.718
it's good stability though isn't it31224.9583.44
yeah but you're gonna have a [ __ ] going31226.8782.962
around just this tree a lot of31228.3984.24
speculation here31229.842.798
i'm usually a genius though when it31232.7984.08
comes to building things right31234.164.0
i think you have a good build i just31236.8782.882
think it's too wide31238.163.28
you're too wide i'm just saying i think31239.763.92
it's too wide look at this you are too31241.443.92
old right a little bit never worked yet31243.684.24
the right side has not worked yet okay31245.364.16
it has31247.923.12
i'm sorry you failed twice what yeah31249.523.6
well i failed up here not by the tree31251.043.678
yeah but you went right each time maybe31253.124.32
that's where it went wrong31254.7182.722
holy [ __ ] rolling come on31260.246.0
all right31264.7984.722
one minute anthony won by a second oh31266.245.52
[ __ ]31269.522.24
okay31272.5582.482
oh31273.444.4
you're staying all right31275.042.8
anthony31280.3982.48
look at this31281.443.76
do i risk left can we reach the left if31282.8784.882
he doesn't wreck he'll just win won't he31285.25.04
mike of course no he's got slowpoke in31287.763.92
front of me yeah you're gonna run right31290.243.68
into it no he's not31291.683.76
trying he might stuck points for31293.922.718
collisions31295.444.56
so they do it in professional races31296.6383.362
oh anthony's gonna win this he's going31301.043.518
live he's gonna [ __ ] up he's gonna31302.5584.482
sticking left come on anthony31304.5584.08
don't do well31307.044.0
thank you simon31308.6384.0
black hole31311.044.16
black hole for anthony31312.6386.92
keep it black hole for anthony recovery31315.24.358
yes no need sneaks yet oh come on baby31328.7186.362
you're rolling31331.923.16
yes31336.8783.84
you better make it past now31337.923.92
oh31340.7183.68
black hole31341.842.558
come on all the way strong finish good31346.7983.92
job31349.282.64
one more race31350.7182.802
is he going again31351.923.2
oh he's in it31353.524.56
come on oh oh black hole go don't get31355.124.64
locked up in here you [ __ ]31358.084.16
that way get away get right up front31359.764.48
right up front oh look at you good start31362.244.478
easy peasy dude look at this31364.244.238
everyone's watching the best position31366.7183.522
didn't i tell you i went wide it's the31368.4783.282
only position to start in yeah it's31370.243.44
amazing doraleous messed up the first31371.763.038
time31373.684.638
oh oh man all right all right see i went31374.7984.802
wide in the beginning to make sure i31378.3184.4
couldn't or didn't get hooked31379.64.878
now it's just a matter of time they31382.7183.92
always get it on me i'm going to use the31384.4784.642
amuse the hill is my advantage no yes31386.6385.282
[ __ ] oh he's gonna go left too nope oh31389.125.358
it's a closed rope holy [ __ ]31391.924.958
dude this is amazing and his weight he's31394.4783.84
gonna barrel you right over into the31396.8784.562
[ __ ] got stuck in the tree oh [ __ ]31398.3186.722
oh [ __ ] babes no31401.443.6
i not available31416.9582.76
oh [ __ ] why don't you drop them like31438.8783.76
right in front of the finish line hey31440.8783.6
good idea31442.6388.122
hit it hit it you got it come on come on31444.4786.282
yeah you just really sucked the peach on31469.364.4
that one who says suck the peach suck31471.64.24
the peaches of phrase no it's not yeah31473.762.878
it is31475.842.558
really since when you suck the peach on31476.6384.24
that one big fella who's ever said that31478.3984.32
that's a thing google it you really blew31480.8784.242
the celery on that one he sure did boy31482.7185.122
he really popped the pumpkins31485.125.438
ever pull a peanut31487.844.558
oh wow the first thing that comes up on31490.5583.682
google is suck the peach the ultimate31492.3985.762
guide to pleasuring women orally31494.243.92
then you used it wrong i did31498.7183.522
all right guys welcome to these gaming31500.8783.282
we are here with ada hop once again31502.244.88
hello adopt i have returned whoa ada so31504.166.238
here's what adahop did he made a porno31507.125.358
called fix revenge31510.3984.16
really yeah that's exactly what happened31512.4784.08
in scrap mechanic a scrap porno might be31514.5584.24
the first it's not a porno i was kidding31516.5583.92
you were joking just kidding can i31518.7983.68
introduce dick yes please you all know31520.4783.602
him from battlefield friends of the31522.4784.0
sniper you may have seen him in ark is31524.085.44
the guy that always runs off i present31526.4785.682
6 44. i don't always run off you do can31529.524.08
i move on with that go ahead this is31532.163.68
what happened vic got pissed off that he31533.64.718
wasn't involved in adahop's first uh fan31535.844.638
tribute course oh i was furious you were31538.3184.08
really mad yeah you decided to take31540.4783.202
revenge31542.3983.362
and not in the porn way oh look at you31543.684.16
got bubbles get out of that well so far31545.763.84
your revenge is cleaning neebs right up31547.843.52
yeah31549.63.6
are you farting in the bathtub i hope31551.363.92
you're not pooping the bath the jacuzzi31553.24.56
how old are you man yeah like what's31555.284.4
wrong with you i know but that's just31557.764.4
grow out of that you do so vic took it31559.684.878
all out on neebs and not ada hop for31562.164.318
some reason oh okay that would that's31564.5584.16
that's an interesting turn right so he's31566.4785.682
got neebs trapped in a cell31568.7185.84
a very comfortable cell oh thick has me31572.164.08
trapped yeah you're trapped this is all31574.5583.362
this is the story31576.243.84
okay so what are you gonna do i will31577.924.558
break out with my trusty hammer so what31580.085.68
are you gonna do uh escape good luck31582.4784.48
neebs31585.765.28
if that is your real name it isn't31586.9584.082
all right i have to use my wits31596.4784.442
so you can see your poops if it's brown31603.124.88
flush it down except for meat if it's31605.363.598
meat31608.02.798
stay discrete bed heater here oh it's a31608.9584.322
bed oh look at that huh no more ball31610.7984.0
hair how'd you ever have time for all31613.284.64
this thick i quit doing things like31614.7985.442
being a father um you might want to try31617.924.24
taking a poo are you giving them clues31620.243.6
yes thank god31622.163.2
let's get the hell out of here take a31623.845.2
damn poop neebs not31625.363.68
oh there's a button attached to this31635.284.08
toilet what31636.7184.08
oh31639.363.92
oh no31640.7985.76
okay ah so the door's open31643.284.8
oh how are you gonna get out of that31646.5584.882
pickle maybe wait31648.084.718
it may have something to do with the31651.443.438
order that you push two specific31652.7985.042
switches in31654.8782.962
well there's only seven or eight buttons31658.6383.202
that's only about 15 million31660.4782.722
possibilities31661.844.08
i'm up for it you're such a dork31663.24.48
oh31665.923.038
really31667.684.56
oh indeed thick you are wily so now the31668.9585.042
button doesn't do anything what does it31672.243.76
all mean31674.04.478
how do magnets work31676.04.16
oh31678.4783.92
there you go look at that can you get31680.165.44
out now go take a bath again thank god31682.3985.762
hey oh my goodness hold on hold on31685.64.4
look to the left slightly look how evil31688.164.638
you look look at the remax balloon31690.05.28
that's a rematch31692.7984.802
jesus wow i gave up on building that31695.283.76
about halfway through it it became a31697.63.6
pain yeah thick why'd you build a remax31699.043.04
balloon31701.22.24
i'm really31702.083.28
into real state yeah what's on your31703.443.84
shoulder what is on the shoulder31705.364.4
a pinwheel it's a pinwheel of um the31707.285.518
bunny sniper's ears oh wow okay i think31709.765.52
i have to get through this garage yep31712.7985.122
okay this part isn't the puzzle um31715.284.8
i would say this button31717.925.038
oh wow how did you figure that out31720.085.36
this is a good looking place oh thick31722.9584.802
gaming31725.445.198
wow wow it's quite devious31727.763.84
um31730.6384.642
not getting through here sucker31731.63.68
what's this dude31735.522.798
fights off garage door down now try the31739.123.92
other one31741.284.64
there it is there look at the floor31743.044.32
my gosh31745.923.28
it's a lot of work31747.364.0
what is that that's his face that's what31749.24.32
you look like very nice it looks like31751.364.64
there's an arrow going into my nose okay31753.525.52
i made it past the garage you did i'm31756.05.36
doing your job right now thick31759.044.16
you did31761.363.598
i think perhaps you want to prompt him31763.24.08
to uh place a vehicle for this next31764.9585.282
section neebs yeah31767.284.8
mayhaps you place a vehicle somewhere31770.243.84
for this next part of my course no31772.083.52
thanks for the way that door opens31774.083.2
everything's yeah that's really nice31775.63.038
really we did a lot of work31777.282.8
great job what are you doing i'm31778.6383.442
supposed to go this with a vehicle yes31780.084.398
good luck neebs okay guys i gotta get31782.084.798
through this31784.4782.4
man you're not gonna get past this one31788.163.6
you're not gonna get past it31790.243.84
we have hydraulics look at you i like31791.764.4
that is three supposed to be connected31794.083.68
to something uh apparently not31796.163.84
apparently not you spent 120 hours on a31797.763.92
map you tend for good things i bet i31800.03.44
could fix it since thick forgot to31801.685.44
connect it forgetful me31803.443.68
it was the real estate course he was31808.163.76
taking did he need to do this at all no31809.64.0
no what are you doing because he's a31811.923.68
[ __ ] crazy person31813.64.878
this is the kid drive for [ __ ]31815.65.6
ready you yeah31818.4784.562
oh perfect31821.23.84
yep mother there she go give it a bit31823.045.758
get down skip it give it a moment31825.043.758
you got it31831.923.92
ready yeah and hit it31833.65.24
oh31835.843.0
be very careful be very careful well31849.124.0
they look like freaking minds there may31850.9583.84
be a key to knowing which ones are31853.124.32
dangerous okay the red red red ones are31854.7985.042
dangerous31857.442.4
oh boy31860.4786.0
okay there's a red oh boy or yeah oh wow31862.7186.962
that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah oh i would hate31866.4784.802
for something bad to happen to you and31869.684.0
your truck neebs oh well played neebs i31871.284.16
was so concerned with uh getting footage31873.683.198
of running over them i didn't stop to31875.442.8
think if it was possible to miss all of31876.8783.282
them really you didn't count on my pro31878.243.12
gamer-ness31880.164.638
i did not oh oh that was good no not one31881.365.84
time on purpose you need to even though31884.7983.442
you're passed it31887.22.24
wants to see what happens i want to see31888.242.96
it yeah let's pretend i wasn't so good31889.443.118
at gaming31891.23.758
right31892.5583.202
oh31894.9583.6
yeah wow look at that i'm clever like31895.765.038
that neebs is this something brentbatch31898.5585.042
did oh yes you see a v yeah you'll see31900.7984.0
hey31903.62.0
okay31904.7984.322
here we go okay um31905.65.68
yeah so now you're using the version31909.124.32
that can fly this is a different truck31911.283.76
but it's laggy so we'll go back to the31913.443.438
other version after this obstacle right31915.043.838
thick that was thicks and tensions all31916.8786.52
alone exactly transformers31918.8784.52
well that's cool look at that it's a31925.844.478
dragon floor31927.65.358
roads where we're going we don't need31930.3185.202
roads31932.9582.562
look at this31940.7984.562
people doing push-ups that's fun by the31942.4785.202
shower wow they look great31945.364.24
it is a shower well if this was31947.683.52
doraleous he'd be done already only does31949.64.08
25. no i do 30. i upped it to 30. okay31951.24.96
that's simon that's me exactly31953.685.76
can't quite make it neebs titanius31956.164.96
satanist31959.443.118
that's great what are you doing here31961.123.04
you're embarrassing yourself tried to31962.5585.76
get through these obstacles neebs okay31964.164.158
look at that31970.082.878
damn31971.923.36
oh you're gonna you're there you do it31972.9583.68
you got it31975.282.88
it's just going to slap you make it past31976.6383.602
titanic's art exhibit nobody turned over31978.164.478
a new leaf i've been dabbling31980.246.078
oh wow you just holy [ __ ]31982.6386.24
huh okay gotta try again31986.3184.722
look this isn't too bad is it no oh31988.8783.84
there we go now i've just figured around31991.042.8
it yeah31992.7182.962
yeah31993.843.6
i guess i'll follow this path yeah that31995.683.68
makes sense to me what's up there what31997.443.438
do we got there is that is it a31999.363.278
reference to anything no that that one32000.8784.402
is uh me inserting myself because i uh32002.6384.722
oh i got bored that's ada32005.283.198
sting32007.363.278
shameless plug yep32008.4784.32
i thought thick built this you think i32010.6384.402
did32012.7984.962
come on truck32015.042.72
you did it oh oh32018.6385.042
[ __ ] oh climb this32021.044.88
oh32023.682.24
are you going nice32026.162.638
on this one we're gonna go in first32027.684.08
person oh boy32028.7982.962
what's happened it's a great steering32032.4782.962
wheel okay use your trunk they're not32033.764.0
touching32035.442.32
come on neebs you can do it32039.64.0
oh32041.843.44
no32043.63.198
so right next to it you should be able32045.283.118
to squeak huh yeah i think you can32046.7983.282
squeak by that one yeah oh yeah a little32048.3983.522
squeaky like squeakerton32050.084.96
yeah now it stops oh boy32051.923.12
making way in the world today takes32059.284.96
everything you got i wish we could do a32061.924.24
video where dallas doesn't sing that32064.244.398
sure would help a lot come and knock on32066.164.88
our door32068.6385.282
i'll be waiting for you32071.042.88
now that [ __ ] hit me right shouldn't32074.085.92
look oh yeah you got this you got32077.685.36
don't second-guess it yeah buddy32080.04.16
oh man32083.043.278
see there's another one and that would32084.163.92
be a big change32086.3184.48
oh i do see an outline yet32088.085.92
thick you devil i am a devil32090.7985.76
sensor on the road you go oh boy you got32094.04.318
this buddy you do have this you have32096.5583.042
this all day32098.3183.042
you are so good you're a pro gamer32099.65.358
you're a professional gamer you're a32101.363.598
don't film a jets32115.843.638
a slow clap for neebs oh wow look at32124.244.478
this guy oh32126.5583.682
slow clap huh32128.7183.84
oh that's great checkpoints32130.244.238
that's awesome dude do you have anything32132.5584.16
to say along with that thick neebs it32134.4784.4
only took you uh32136.7185.362
several hours to get here but you did it32138.8785.962
i'm gonna try to squeeze under this32142.085.52
hand yeah you got this32144.845.0
sure up to you you're the pro gamer32147.64.718
i never claim to be oh [ __ ] yeah you got32149.844.08
this buddy i got you in the palm of my32152.3184.0
hand got some fingers over there32153.926.92
yeah nice checkpoint yeah32156.3184.522
now back at the vehicle right all right32162.164.718
the pedestal it is okay shall i yeah you32164.163.6
shall32166.8782.962
oh boy32167.764.0
yeah i would i would run away get to32169.843.038
your car32171.763.28
run away yes am i running for him32172.8784.162
getting in your car32175.044.08
there was a door there we go32177.042.88
oh32179.123.598
think has been defeated32179.927.398
what how do we know that well32182.7184.6
he said so yeah you fell apart here at32188.164.478
the end32190.242.398
he's lost containment and the the32194.5584.802
twilight highway has has opened oh yes32196.3185.122
the twilight highway32199.364.72
i think everyone can relate to that32201.443.76
yeah32204.083.68
this is gorgeous look what i've done32205.25.118
it's like hyperspace32207.764.878
oh we all remember this32210.3185.122
do it this is where i go down yeah dude32212.6385.202
come on32215.442.4
nice oh32223.444.24
oh oh look zydex yeah look at that32225.044.64
because we are powered by xydax do you32227.683.68
see that doraleous associates over there32229.683.44
you're going to the doraleous party i'm32231.363.038
on my way to the doraleous party32233.123.438
remember he said that oh wow look at32234.3986.642
that i want a guy neebs you can do it32236.5586.882
you put your mind to it man that is32241.045.678
funky that's great32243.445.278
what the hell yeah32246.7184.882
get on that battlestar freedom yeah it's32248.7185.522
a party32251.62.64
yeah32254.8784.0
man it looks32256.242.638
you're very welcome this took me and32269.044.48
twenty hours if i32271.364.32
recall head over to adahop's channel and32273.524.56
you can hear the backstory of the entire32275.685.68
course the lore of the race obstacle32278.084.16
course32281.365.0
i think in the adahapp32282.244.12
yeah you're the only one at the party32296.8783.84
it's a lonely party32298.5584.16
hey you guys should come in the party32300.7183.282
it's down below32302.7183.76
roof what is it needs come to the party32304.04.798
i don't want to walk ahead what is it32306.4783.522
neebs32308.7984.322
busy look i can barely see drac hey32310.07.2
i forgot how how i do the voice32313.124.08
here we are hmm i lost don't don't be32317.524.64
eating sorry is that simon's thing yeah32320.3983.122
simon32322.163.2
anthony and i are here no doraleous i'm32323.524.32
here as well i'm here what's that news32325.365.278
[ __ ] you got hey what is that what have32327.846.32
you built it i made a thing32330.6383.522
i'm gonna call it the hill of death we32339.763.84
haven't had an of death thing in a while32341.444.16
we had the carnival and we had the maze32343.64.32
so it's gonna be like another scrap32345.64.4
soapy box uh what do they call there was32347.924.878
another name for him pine car pine wine32350.04.798
wood pine dart derby fine derby's look32352.7984.322
at this look at it versus the size of me32354.7984.882
we're gonna get an award for this32357.124.88
god why what oh32359.683.84
[ __ ] yeah32362.03.2
you guys would just to hop on this32363.523.68
transport vehicle because it takes a32365.23.758
long time to get around and it's nice to32367.24.16
have did you build this no it came with32368.9583.52
the terrain32371.363.198
really no don't don't hit that one we're32372.4784.642
gonna go uh32374.5582.562
come on32377.283.438
come on no anthony i'm gonna [ __ ]32378.3984.48
punch you okay bye32380.7185.68
so you did build this oh my god32382.8783.52
it does the trick32386.9586.242
hang on it's a spine oh injury here32389.285.358
we go oh sorry i was trying to say thank32393.24.16
you follow me this is ridiculous i was32394.6384.08
gonna make something that got you to the32397.364.48
top but uh so here's the top man it's a32398.7185.522
it's a long ways down oh my god so you32401.844.16
put your lift on the yellow thing and32404.243.28
then you um you know obviously remove32406.03.04
the lift like we did you'd have the32407.523.438
vehicle and and these go up and you hit32409.044.4
this bar and then it releases them yeah32410.9585.68
it's 1v1 okay anthony will you drop off32413.445.438
the side and take the transport vehicle32416.6383.522
to the other end please goodbye crew32418.8783.282
world thanks buddy32420.164.318
neebs follow me i figured we'd make a32422.164.558
couple obstacles to fill in this gap32424.4783.602
uh-huh gets a little laggy when you're32426.7182.642
on the ramp when you're in the middle32428.083.52
for sure this is the first obstacle that32429.364.958
i made it's pretty simple to ramp over a32431.65.038
thing a hole and then the only thing32434.3184.4
down at the bottom here is more holes32436.6383.282
other than that i was like what should32438.7183.202
we add anything this is the car that i32439.923.76
made pretty straightforward car there's32441.924.32
no engine and we can decorate them so go32443.684.32
ahead and get that in your inventory and32446.244.0
simon's going to be um doing this as32448.04.718
well i love him so far i like your32450.245.28
transport thing the best okay what if32452.7184.722
you did something like this oh that's32455.525.24
that's great32457.443.32
wow i just got teleported to the ground32474.9584.162
hey32478.03.12
anthony how are you i'm good you guys32479.123.438
want to design your cars i'm adding32481.123.92
ducks did you hear that neebs yep he32482.5584.722
called it anthony hours ago i was like i32485.046.918
guarantee anthony's gonna add a duck yep32487.284.678
oh you're a horn mm-hmm are we all ready32512.4784.48
i'm good i'm ready neebs and dorelli is32515.124.4
first okay and then you're gonna take on32516.9584.482
simon seems fair32519.523.6
this could be a big mess meet you at the32521.443.6
top neebs32523.125.358
but i i won't see you at the bottom32525.045.358
because you're a bully in an 80s ski32528.4784.0
movie yeah because you're gonna fall off32530.3983.602
the side and32532.4782.4
not32534.03.44
finish in that case i'd be there first32534.8783.68
sir32537.442.4
not at the32538.5583.042
end of the track though32539.843.92
if i walked to the end of the track i32541.63.84
would see you there as well32543.763.28
snap32545.443.358
stop being a child doraleous what do you32547.043.278
mean well that's what happened to me and32548.7985.042
i know when to stop talking32550.3183.522
so dallas yeah32554.5583.522
how long did it take you to build all of32556.243.68
this magicalness32558.083.92
not as long as you think because i built32559.923.36
smartly32562.02.638
so a day32563.284.24
a few hours because i made one big long32564.6384.722
section and then just welded that over32567.524.0
and over and i think anthony saw the32569.364.48
process it was all one straight piece32571.524.56
the piece that is below us that goes32573.844.798
straight down to the ground okay that32576.085.36
times two is the ramp downward like so32578.6384.402
it was three times32581.444.878
that uh what's below us straight up32583.045.12
considering the ramp was going straight32586.3183.602
up not understood anymore and then i had32588.164.238
rockets in the edge on the end the top32589.924.08
end the bottom of the ramp uh-huh32592.3983.522
pushing it down32594.04.08
geez why do you take so long to explain32595.924.16
things when it started to go down into32598.083.76
the position it ended up in which it is32600.083.2
in now32601.844.32
that took like 20 to 30 minutes for that32603.285.118
top part of the ramp to fall32606.164.478
these are fun facts [ __ ] if presented32608.3983.842
in a certain way there's no other way to32610.6383.76
present them dralis is like what what uh32612.244.158
educational films used to be 20 years32614.3984.08
ago32616.3984.802
the year was 1916.32618.4784.4
change slide32621.24.24
we were at war with whoever we were or32622.8784.882
with32625.442.32
gentlemen and gentlemen are we ready to32628.3184.24
race yeah i think i'm going to go32630.3984.24
neebs talks via horn now on the soup32632.5583.442
what's this thing called again this is32634.6383.282
the hill of death so one beep for no one32636.04.16
be free yes are you ready neebs32637.924.24
good derelious32640.165.36
all right should i hit the button32642.163.36
button has been pressed i'm ready32645.845.638
oh boy32648.3183.16
this isn't interfering if he hasn't32660.4783.362
entered the race yet i flipped over go32661.763.28
neebs go32663.843.118
go this is your chance okay come on hang32665.043.678
on i'll press it one more time32666.9583.68
and needs you're off going okay i'm32668.7184.08
coming32670.6384.24
yeah you're gonna lose sir32672.7984.562
yeah are you flipped over32674.8784.322
just don't flip it you totally got this32677.365.518
okay oh boy i'm picking up speed fast32679.23.678
oh these cones32683.23.84
construction zone this is where you32685.363.92
really start questioning the obstacles32687.045.24
hey32689.283.0
oh boy32693.684.48
oh yeah oh32695.24.8
let's go you can roll out of it stay on32698.164.558
it stay on it32700.02.718
yeah you can do this come on32704.844.118
come on32708.02.16
i don't think the horn is going to help32708.9583.042
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle it huh32710.163.2
there's team where you want anyway look32712.02.638
at that because i want to see someone32713.363.518
[ __ ] finish it32714.6384.24
if i finish it means your your ramp32716.8784.322
works huh yeah32718.8783.282
oh32721.22.4
[ __ ] oh i didn't turn on that one32722.162.638
obstacle32723.64.08
oh that's a shame32724.7986.242
that would have made it all [ __ ] up32727.685.36
just the lag wasn't bad enough now oh32731.044.4
look at that hey culture shock network32733.045.598
hey subscribe to my channel32735.443.198
what are these little things up here32739.844.16
little holes oh they're holes just go32742.163.76
straight down the middle and don't move32744.05.478
middle is wonky32745.923.558
i think he got it i got this i don't32750.7982.722
know32752.7981.92
i got it32753.523.84
i got it32754.7182.642
man all right that was a what a finish32758.3985.442
it was a good race32760.7983.042
i want to see us take off at the same32764.3984.08
time though i do too32765.682.798
hop on rallies32772.84.798
i'll take you the other 12 feet let's32775.524.398
start this [ __ ] hey simon32777.5983.202
why don't you come see what you're32779.9182.562
getting into what else you think it'd be32780.83.36
a good idea to make those gates just a32782.484.078
touch wider apparently not that's nice32784.163.36
neebs32786.5581.84
that32787.522.32
that could be award-winning there well32788.3983.282
i've already got awards so i guess i can32789.843.598
make room for more yeah i guess so oh32791.684.32
[ __ ] i didn't turn on that one obstacle32793.4384.16
simon go ahead and uh you announced this32796.05.2
one oh we have on one side doraleous32797.5985.602
doraleous is here with a fancy car and32801.23.518
he's going to go down a hill i don't32803.23.28
know anything about and we also have32804.7185.122
who's the other person needs32806.485.918
you know me neebs is a against doraleous32809.843.84
and i'm going to count this down are we32812.3983.442
ready my car is still not straight32813.684.32
mine's not either all right deal with it32815.844.32
and on the count of three32818.03.438
one32820.162.48
two32821.4383.28
three he has been pressed32822.643.52
the race is on32824.7184.242
oh it's lag time32826.164.078
wait it didn't start yet uh now it's32828.962.72
going now it's gone32830.2383.282
[ __ ] just go down i gotta throw this32831.684.32
down yeah32833.524.078
holy [ __ ]32836.04.0
don't worry don't worry doraleous32837.5985.042
yeah i started come on baby i've been32840.03.758
through this before doraleous don't32842.643.278
worry i got you so what is it is the32843.7584.64
whole obstacle course on the ramp yeah32845.9184.32
okay that's great didn't know32848.3983.762
gotta watch out for the cones all right32850.2384.242
oh boy oh [ __ ]32852.163.68
damn it32854.483.04
dude get me through get me through come32855.844.718
on give me the timer32857.523.038
okay break that cone break that cone32865.9184.48
come on i don't think you're allowed to32869.24.16
break out that's true break the cone oh32870.3984.32
are you allowed to take cones away go32873.362.558
ahead and break it32874.7183.282
take up take a few away take it away32875.9184.0
just take it away all right32878.03.438
i've hit both of you there we go now you32879.9184.402
got to jump on yeah [ __ ] the rule32881.4384.402
that was beautiful yeah otherwise it's a32884.324.802
boring race we're making32885.843.282
oh geez rallies no not the edge not the32896.166.718
edge hang on oh damn it32899.043.838
oh no32903.842.48
did you fall off32906.5582.642
yeah he's off32907.7583.52
this is intense32909.24.078
will he ever get around the what is that32911.2783.844
a barrel dude you're gonna get around32913.2784.16
and you're going to go right off you got32915.1225.918
this work it wiggle it back a little bit32917.4383.602
i'm falling32921.682.32
oh look at that you're doing pretty good32922.84.4
total commitment oh yeah there you go32924.04.878
now you're going to go off the other end32927.24.398
turning radius was so good32928.8784.0
riding that fine line threading the32931.5984.082
needle here we go32932.8782.802
i got this yeah32936.0783.2
in style32940.2385.2
that was great take that ramp uh did32943.044.64
someone need a return vehicle oh right32945.4384.32
on time you're on the wrong side32947.684.238
hop in that one uh seat not that one32949.7583.442
nope32951.9182.64
transport vehicle it's like at the32953.22.32
airport32954.5584.16
simon versus uh anthony i'm uh taking32955.524.96
the transport vehicle back to the base32958.7184.242
of the hill who's announcing it uh uh32960.483.598
well anthony shouldn't announce that32962.962.318
he's racing there's nobody up here to32964.0782.402
push the button doraleous what are you32965.2784.562
doing where are you i'm racing oh yeah32966.484.88
what are you doing dude you just [ __ ]32969.842.8
the bed32971.362.64
they're in a gif32972.643.84
okay hey guys32974.04.32
your announcers here sorry there was bad32976.482.88
traffic32978.323.2
ladies and gentlemen32979.366.68
i apologize for my shakiness boys32981.524.52
of all ages hoping this uh32990.05.438
particular leg of the32993.1224.956
race goes well anthony on the right and32995.4384.0
simon32998.0782.8
on the left even though it says neebs32999.4383.684
gaming yeah in three33000.8783.122
two33003.1223.276
one up about33004.04.238
good luck y'all i'm not moving i'm good33006.3983.922
simon why is mine not moving33008.2383.762
up really33010.322.88
hit me in the back all right come on33012.03.598
baby with the hammer he got caught up i33013.24.32
need to let the the car just do what33015.5984.16
someone had oh there we go okay go hit33017.523.758
the button again oh [ __ ] so there's no33019.7583.922
break on this thing no break no motor33021.2784.562
yeah just free fall all right let's see33023.683.52
all right what's up anthony thank you33025.842.96
one little jerk33027.23.44
that one little jerk33028.85.758
oh boy boy oh boy you're flipping okay33030.645.84
and recovering33034.5584.482
and i'm left tired33036.486.642
baby oh no oh no you got this baby oh33039.045.6
i'm in there good oh you can either jump33043.1223.838
around they're good no going in between33044.643.918
baby33046.963.598
going in between33048.5583.68
oh yeah staying to the right of that i33050.5582.802
don't need to go through that right you33052.2385.04
don't have to go back33053.365.518
what do i got going on up here watch out33057.2783.042
for that thing it looks like it moves33058.8782.88
yeah33060.323.72
look at this there's a left33061.7585.12
oh you're okay you have a strategy all33064.046.96
right i've worked around the world33066.8784.122
no no no no don't [ __ ] the bet at the33072.0784.242
end wait no come clean baby come on come33073.9184.8
clean33076.322.398
yes33081.23.44
simon this is me oh look at you are you33082.2384.242
still up there i'm stuck on a cone you33084.643.118
dumb dick33086.482.88
go go go go go go expecting this thing33087.7583.84
to move that didn't move oh33089.363.918
i was expecting it to move33091.5983.524
i'm good i'm fine i'm fine i got this33093.2783.6
yeah it looked like it would have oh33095.1223.918
right33096.8782.162
i have to stare like 20 minutes ahead of33100.7184.482
when it actually goes anywhere yeah33103.043.6
you're gonna do it please33105.25.398
he's gonna do it33106.643.958
very nice diamond good race neebs versus33113.845.12
simon that's the championship and we'll33117.043.678
just fix the gates to make sure that33118.964.56
that works like delete them maybe and33120.7186.04
just go33123.523.238
ladies and gentlemen the championship33129.525.758
match between neebs and the yoshi racer33132.325.52
in the yoshi racer versus simon and the33135.2784.8
ronald mcracer how do i honk the horn33137.845.52
you don't have a horn oh and uh this is33140.0785.2
the moment we've all been waiting for33143.363.358
because you had no choice it's at the33145.2783.202
end of the video33146.7184.642
in three they could click off of it33148.484.958
they could click off now don't advise33151.363.84
that well i'm just saying33153.4383.762
in three33155.24.32
a two33157.24.0
one and33159.525.198
go here we go all right clean and smooth33161.25.64
oh yeah33164.7185.2
wow the best that's the best yet dude33166.844.918
that was seamless i have a feeling33169.9182.8
you're going to jerk to the right and33171.7583.364
hit into me oh i knew it yep i knew oh33172.7185.122
boy oh wow i knew it i stayed away from33175.1223.756
me33177.842.558
seconds ahead of what you really want to33178.8784.162
do oh simon33180.3984.0
keep it straight all right in the middle33183.042.8
come on dave yeah33184.3982.88
come on baby33185.843.918
nice straight we got this ketchup watch33187.2784.242
out for that thing up there what thing33189.7583.442
you know the thing with the thing33191.523.32
network33193.24.32
watch yeah are you right behind me i am33194.845.398
all over the place33197.522.718
damn33201.4383.362
oh33203.4383.684
no33204.82.322
[ __ ]33208.8784.4
a great race hey good good race to you33210.3985.04
that was uh guys we did the best today33213.2784.0
really good job both of you all right33215.4383.28
really good job and i don't think the33217.2783.362
transport vehicle is going to be leaving33218.7183.52
anytime soon no33220.644.482
i want to ride in it well all right33222.2384.802
goodbye can i say goodbye yeah say33225.1224.918
goodbye33227.043.0
i would have liked to build our own cars33240.964.24
if you don't want to use this car have33243.363.518
that no i use it no have it pretty33245.23.76
nicely designed you can't say have at33246.8784.56
and be done doraleous how about have at33248.964.4
it have that it's like you make up your33251.4383.922
own language no people say that no they33253.364.398
don't they don't have that how about you33255.364.64
simon he's not a reliable source have33257.7584.082
you ever said have at oh you want to do33260.03.52
that go ahead have that no yeah people33261.844.238
say yeah have at it no no have that how33263.524.398
about no not have that you can33266.0784.402
absolutely say hi how about where's his33267.9184.562
microphone he's not here to argue he's33270.483.598
being a microphone you can very easily33272.483.598
say like oh oh man i got look look at33274.0784.082
this bowl of marshmallows here oh can i33276.0784.64
have some yeah that's it33278.164.16
how about it thanks simon welcome to33280.7183.84
scrap mechanic everyone today we decided33282.323.52
we're going to try to make garbage33284.5583.52
trucks33285.845.52
so you got to build a truck33288.0783.282
you got to build a truck that's a33293.22.64
garbage truck yeah oh does this say33294.2383.68
let's do it we got a dumpster33295.844.8
perfect big old oh there you go that33297.9184.64
looks great waist management it's a nice33300.643.438
little dumpster the top's got to be33302.5583.36
floppy though right it is floppy that's33304.0783.922
why the arm pushes it up and now it's33305.9184.32
floppy oh really yeah i thought of33308.05.278
everything genius33310.2383.04
here hold up yeah there you go good33315.4383.522
floppy top mm-hmm33317.043.518
i'd like to be the garbage i knew a girl33318.962.88
in high school i had named her floppy33320.5582.482
top33321.842.48
second titties33323.044.16
i threw in a dumpster33324.325.438
close it up no33327.27.0
all right somebody get a garbage truck33329.7584.442
all right so let's talk about the33338.8784.4
logistics of this okay huddle up abstro33340.0785.762
yeah what's your job today uh i'm gonna33343.2785.28
be the judge simon's not here yeah so he33345.845.52
called me i will judge every one of you33348.5585.68
but didn't you want to uh oh yeah you33351.364.16
got to make a seat for me on the back of33354.2382.722
your dump truck and nibs what did you33355.523.198
call them uh they're called mom backs33356.963.598
explain that real quick sometimes when33358.7183.122
the dump trucks at the back up you say33360.5582.802
mom back i feel like the people needed33361.844.16
to know come on back come on yes come on33363.363.84
but they just33366.02.96
avoid saying the come part they don't33367.23.84
have time for syllables moan is quicker33368.964.162
than come on that's one syllable33371.044.16
exactly and that's over the course of33373.1224.878
its efficiency 30 years of garbaging33375.24.32
here's what i think should happen okay33378.03.52
uh we build a trash truck that has to33379.524.48
come in use the fork arms to lift this33381.524.64
trash up dump it into the back of your33384.03.598
truck then you have to go to the33386.163.36
landfill and dump it from your truck33387.5983.28
into the landfill so we need to make a33389.523.758
landfill i i can make the landfill33390.8786.082
yeah uh let alone fact all garbage uh33393.2786.64
truck workers from new york everyone33396.964.958
that's weird that can't be true it's a33399.9183.922
fact can't be i feel like i read that on33401.9183.282
the internet somewhere yeah i feel like33403.842.96
he's right like even in australia they33405.22.878
like [ __ ]33406.82.72
yeah they ship they ship them all up33408.0782.8
from new york so you guys get the33409.524.358
building33410.8783.0
time i hear that song i just think about33435.683.442
anal sex he also thinks that about joy33436.963.84
to the world though you never know with33439.1223.756
abse it's true33440.83.758
it's probably because of all the boys33442.8782.802
and girls33444.5585.082
immediately anal sex33445.683.96
lime in the coconut same thing33449.683.52
silent night's a good one33453.7582.96
from your rapey33457.2782.8
your days so tired33461.047.44
i'm gonna care you're not gonna fight33463.684.8
well done doraleous33469.4386.28
rape is not funny33471.684.038
especially when you combine it with33476.325.558
jesus's birthday33478.2383.64
what's all this oh that's the dump33503.043.92
that's the dump yeah let's see the dump33504.83.68
this is where this is where you dump33506.963.2
your trash you guys want to go see the33508.484.0
city look at the boarded up windows oh33510.163.758
yeah no33512.483.118
this place has had a bit of an economic33513.9183.68
downturn we're gonna save them but they33515.5984.242
they uh they are still paying their33517.5984.48
trash pickup are we in detroit the bad33519.843.918
part of detroit33522.0783.52
i like it oh that's all kinds of stuff33523.7583.762
this is uh this is where simon sleeps33525.5983.762
see the [ __ ] and piss in the corner that33527.524.078
looks fantastic thank you so who's going33529.363.6
to go first33531.5983.762
should i33532.962.4
all right33536.3982.16
there it is all right so there it is33542.5584.0
that's my dumbbell that looks33544.963.598
interesting pretty sweet it's adorable33546.5584.242
looks like a like a moon uh like33548.5584.082
something like a transpose of the moon33550.83.92
things look like moon how do you have33552.644.4
rockets get away get out of there33554.724.48
the future lunar trash rover check out33557.044.16
my favorite feature when backing up all33559.24.556
right what you got33561.24.556
oh my god oh that thing backs up really33563.7563.924
really fast though he's talking about33565.7563.924
the beeping i'm looking for that oh [ __ ]33567.683.52
what did i do what did i do33569.685.48
oh god i need that33571.23.96
why did it do that it's because you33576.242.56
hopped out while you were holding down33577.7562.16
the button all right33578.83.44
you're losing points fast man and we're33579.9167.36
off in three two one go33582.245.036
timer started33587.362.96
yeah timer started33588.42.876
all right doraleous you know what you33590.323.04
got to do straight oh [ __ ] you're losing33591.2763.924
traction now you're losing traction all33593.362.64
right33595.22.716
get on in there man33596.04.16
get that damn dumpster33597.9164.244
yeah oh yeah man that looks good that's33600.164.96
what i do it's my job33602.165.2
ease it in there it's the right ease it33605.123.36
on in there33607.363.44
push in you got it on my screen it's all33608.483.92
[ __ ] okay there we go there we go33610.84.92
there we go33612.43.32
oh oh one more oh you got the tire come33618.086.16
on tire come on tyler come on get him up33621.365.44
shake it uh the tire's on the side33624.243.84
you know what hold on hold on it might33626.82.956
stay it might be okay it might be it33628.083.04
might be okay33629.7562.964
can we get can we get garbage man33631.123.68
assistance oh yeah hold on hold on boss33632.724.24
yeah you had a little trash yeah do your33634.84.32
[ __ ] job man that's gonna be flying33636.968.88
wait hold on now yeah yeah all right33639.126.72
all right thank you citizen now make33646.724.4
more trash we're back next week of33649.4363.684
course33651.124.476
absolutely yeah that was grade a trash33653.126.04
mannery right there33655.5963.564
all right we're at the dump33660.164.64
this [ __ ] oh there's something on the33662.04.88
there's a part of a logo that someone33664.84.08
had that wasn't mine it's my first go33666.886.68
boom well you got the guy on the back33668.884.68
boys33684.03.0
well done33689.2762.64
oh man that clocked in at about uh uh33692.565.68
one minute 44 seconds wow i'll go next33695.125.92
so i wanted my um employees to be facing33698.244.0
forward33701.042.64
just so they could see they were going i33702.242.8
need them to look back that's where the33703.685.28
trash is and in three two one33705.043.92
oh boy i have so much trash i wish i33712.165.04
could get rid of it hey he's got some33715.363.916
[ __ ] trash let's go get that trash i33717.24.396
have so much trash here33719.2764.564
lots of it33721.5963.764
all right sir33723.843.596
hello friendly neighborhood trash man is33725.364.16
here thank goodness we have so much33727.4364.0
trash33729.525.12
when did you lose your accent neebs uh33731.4364.964
i'm the driver is always from north33734.643.04
carolina33736.42.72
uh33737.682.72
i don't know if that33739.123.76
you like cdls here33740.44.4
everybody has a cdl in north carolina33742.884.32
okay you ready yeah do it man do it uh33744.83.44
lifting33747.22.556
born with one33748.243.196
come on come on33749.7564.84
come on33751.4363.16
you for taking our trash uh you're33756.04.96
welcome fine sir hello man on back thank33758.44.32
you very much thank you very weird33760.964.16
speaking man thank you we will see you33762.724.876
next week see you i will make more trash33765.125.52
for you seems like unnecessary um33767.5965.204
transition that dumped that whole push33770.644.796
hey sir try to recycle next time you're33772.84.476
pretty wasteful33775.4364.0
it's true i live in these boxes33777.2764.804
that's recycling33779.4366.084
it is being green33782.085.6
do it need do it come on neebs all right33785.524.236
off to the dump33787.684.56
heading to the dump going to dump some33789.7563.52
trash33792.245.64
going to get the bread of their waste33793.2764.604
i like to do the best i can even though33811.4368.0
my build isn't the best i know33815.124.316
need some speed come on33820.485.276
now that you're weighed down by a tire33823.684.72
in a block33825.7562.644
you're hauling too much33829.4364.16
what's the time uh he's in two minutes33831.363.84
and six seconds oh well i got him on33833.5963.364
that oh yeah yeah you got him on speed33835.23.76
easy all right33836.964.636
probably on everything easy huh33838.964.24
yeah you did have the you you did have33841.5964.084
the dump truck of the future doraleous33843.23.76
you got it very nice you got to look33845.684.0
forward yeah we just have the dump truck33846.963.92
in the present all right i don't know33849.682.4
how to go back unless my guys are33850.883.44
working33852.082.24
bone back okay hold on back a little bit33867.2764.964
more come back bone back get the pinch33869.844.96
more come on pinch more moan back up33872.244.32
right there right there now go ahead and33874.83.68
hit the button right there huh dump that33876.564.32
trash right there okay33878.485.36
oh33880.882.96
oh shake it shake it shake it shake it33886.964.636
shake it shake it33889.685.72
hit that button shake it33891.5963.804
that's not where the trash goes33900.163.52
you guys messed me up with your we33902.243.12
didn't mess you up33903.682.96
drivers33905.364.68
i had that33906.643.4
you so didn't all right are we gonna are33910.563.84
we gonna look at anthony's now yep33912.646.56
anthony's turn garbage truck build wow33914.44.8
man anthony33920.323.84
that looks like a garbage truck you win33922.084.0
so we were building you win that looks33924.163.596
great let's face it the wrong way let me33926.084.0
let me fix you already won i just got to33927.7564.644
say this get a life no because oh that's33930.083.76
not that great that's a great looking33932.43.6
build dude i gotta clarify something33933.843.436
anthony worked on his last night a33936.02.8
little bit i did a little bit okay all33937.2763.524
right so you just worked on ours today33938.83.92
you had a little bit more time all i had33940.85.52
done was the cab and a tiny bit up to33942.725.6
here of the bag all right all the33946.324.52
systems were built today33948.324.24
incredible i copied the waste management33950.842.68
guys33952.562.56
the lag is real though on this bill it's33953.523.52
a little laggy oh my god look at the33955.124.4
interior33957.042.48
that looks great in there33959.7563.84
all right here we go three two one33961.2763.564
yeah33963.5964.964
yeah whoa slow down oh yeah wow to the33964.845.24
city33968.563.28
see it's good going forward until i turn33970.083.04
then it's gonna33971.843.12
possibly flip over33973.123.92
is there trash in the city33974.964.16
yes i put trash in the city33977.044.32
he's all right he's on the ball man on33979.123.84
it33981.364.0
look around get the trash cause i got a33982.964.316
sweet truck33985.364.32
got my trash truck gonna pick up some33987.2765.404
trash33989.683.0
man oh it's a little aggie a little hard33994.086.72
to aim it's okay a little laggy33996.725.84
pulling in all right bring her on it go34000.83.6
ahead and go ahead and engage our little34002.564.84
things34004.43.0
there we go slow and steady yep slow and34009.124.4
steady looking good boss you want34011.684.076
reliability not speed34013.524.48
now we're all from north carolina yes34015.7564.964
it's looking good yeah boss34018.04.72
looking good balls34020.724.24
there they go slowly the lag's making it34022.723.68
worse34024.963.68
come on bob this truck's running at an34026.44.8
amazing two frames per second34028.644.56
hearing that action i assume you got a34031.23.36
cdl34033.24.236
damn straight i gotta sweetie alex34034.565.76
look like a cookie34037.4362.884
all right i'm gonna try and do this this34041.2762.804
is a really bad leg34042.563.76
yeah it's ridiculous it was a lot better34044.084.4
one person but here we go well hey at34046.325.116
least we got that smiley face oh [ __ ]34048.485.52
what have you done back it up all right34051.4364.32
it's all right this is part of it i see34054.03.04
trash guys do this all the time they34055.7563.044
gotta push them around i think you gotta34057.043.28
you gotta commit you gotta push in there34058.84.16
i gotta i gotta um34060.324.8
it's falling there we go there we go you34062.964.08
got it all right forward shove it in34065.125.28
there treat it like a lot lizard34067.043.36
all right all right now34070.724.32
open door34072.564.4
open34075.043.12
yeah door34076.964.72
wow yeah that's unnecessary activate34078.166.32
lift is that your engines or gas tanks34081.684.236
that might be how the trash gets out34084.483.2
that looks like a conveyor belt oh cause34085.9163.924
i didn't design it to dump34087.683.916
interesting all right here we go all34089.844.32
right shoot it out your poop chute34091.5964.16
we're at two minutes and 11 seconds34094.163.2
that's fine34095.7563.124
i'm doing it with you you're not gonna34097.363.916
win with speed but man it looks good34098.884.24
and also safety since you don't have a34101.2765.404
boot boop system34103.123.56
anthony you made some adjustments yes34111.363.916
future walls do it timer ready i'm ready34113.043.68
let's hit it go34115.2762.48
dig34116.725.12
dun dun dun bum bum34117.7564.084
yeah you got it boss bring up bring it34137.7563.444
up bring it [ __ ] here all right all34139.4363.204
right brick34141.23.76
come on back34142.644.4
no moving forward34144.964.16
moaning back yet come back blowing34147.044.0
forward34149.123.44
come on anthony push in there there we34151.044.0
go i'm getting lined up nice and good34152.563.84
moan up34155.047.396
my own up sticking my bars here oh34156.46.036
oh you've got a bar on the outside of34165.2762.884
the left it is the trash truck of the34166.723.12
future i can fly back to the future34168.163.92
style on the on the left your your bar's34169.843.36
not in34172.083.12
my own bag34173.24.64
it's intense34175.22.64
will he get the dumpster34178.05.36
oh yeah no34181.364.48
what is this34183.362.48
he never did this before34185.9164.644
all right come on back34188.45.44
um oh no34190.563.28
no what oh no nothing tipped me over34194.084.56
boss what do you do34196.483.6
that's gonna be a problem moaning34198.643.52
forward i want to see this we pick up34200.085.196
one dumpster a day come on in forward34202.164.32
there you go34205.2764.32
what why no there you go commit34206.484.08
commit34209.5962.244
committing34210.563.6
[ __ ] sake come on34211.844.72
why freak out why34214.165.68
why hold it together anthony all right34216.565.44
i think you got it i think you got that34219.843.52
i think you got it34222.03.12
we're going for it anyways lift it do it34223.364.72
do it bring it make it happen34225.124.156
own it34228.083.28
own it oh we're doing this oh wow and34229.2764.48
that's incredibly slow too why would why34231.364.556
depend i'm lifting up a giant trash can34233.7563.924
kill somebody34235.9162.884
mine went34237.682.16
oh34238.84.16
oh oh oh i'll take it hey you gotta take34239.845.916
it nice why does it go slow so slow in34242.965.2
the beginning and then get so fast34245.7566.16
it should start fast then go slow34248.163.756
good point34252.163.276
all right i'm gonna get that last piece34253.9162.644
it's gonna work34255.4364.524
here we go34256.563.4
we get most of your trash34264.963.28
anthony's trash service it decomposes on34268.564.56
the way34270.882.24
as do you all right give it all you got34273.24.16
anthony34274.964.956
he's got this yeah yeah yeah34277.365.36
he's got it he's got it34279.9164.964
oh that's like a third of the battle34282.723.6
there you go okay that's why i put34284.883.92
shocks now turn around i just drive that34286.325.04
thing straight into the dump34288.85.2
come on back come on back on him back34291.364.8
anthony don't let him mess up your dump34294.04.08
i won't even i'm gonna i'm gonna master34296.163.276
it because we're gonna mess it up and34298.084.08
blame it on us for no reason34299.4364.0
i was like ready to dump it and you're34302.163.2
like we got to see all this action make34303.4364.404
sure you oh easy all right not too far34305.364.64
not too far he's what he's fine that's34307.844.24
fine that's fine right there's fine34310.03.756
let us see the conveyor belt let us see34312.083.44
it all work right so i think you're34313.7564.084
violating some damn safety regulations34315.524.076
now we're going to go ahead and oh34317.844.4
oh boy oh wait a minute i'm dumped man34319.5964.084
i'm going to hit i can't remember what34322.243.6
button seven oh there's so many seven34323.684.4
eight34325.842.24
what sound is that that's the sound of34328.324.24
failure anthony all right you'll be able34331.042.96
to see you'll be able to see the34332.563.6
conveyor belt34334.04.32
backing up man you've already won34336.164.24
anthony with the design fair enough this34338.323.92
thing looks incredible i also got a dump34340.43.12
number seven34342.243.676
shit's gotta work there we go34343.524.48
bring the trash to us34345.9164.0
have you twisted this yes yeah this34348.03.756
works huh i haven't tried it on an angle34349.9165.564
though it's uphill now34351.7563.724
it's rolling the other way34358.324.4
all over it's too bad there's a wheel34360.643.68
involved huh34362.724.716
had it been anything else34364.323.116
oh is it nope i get lucky no it's not34370.243.356
where's the other piece he's having a34372.42.72
good old time34373.5962.884
you have two pieces going there i don't34375.122.96
see this oh wait i see it back there oh34376.483.276
there's one on top34378.083.04
they're both just rolling because of the34379.7562.244
angle34381.122.476
let's do it a little34382.04.8
uh try zooming in34383.5963.204
i believe in your wheel go oh that's it34388.965.2
oh yeah oh i got this oh pull back pull34390.964.16
back34394.161.84
yeah34395.124.88
yeah oh yeah one more no no oh no just34396.07.64
just shake it off34400.03.64
right y'all call it a day let's go home34414.04.96
i'm just gonna put this in there if you34417.5963.68
don't mind sick of [ __ ] i can't even do34418.965.2
that you can't even do that right34421.2764.32
hey come look what i made i made a34424.163.276
prototype everybody hop up here okay i'm34425.5964.0
up here i got this chair right yes34427.4363.924
attached to it is an electric motor with34429.5963.284
an arm you can't see i'm still stuck34431.363.68
down here if i go forward and back look34432.884.16
what happens34435.043.04
huh34437.042.236
uh-huh34438.084.0
okay turn boom boom oh can i try can i34439.2765.524
try it's a foosball prototype right okay34442.083.92
they didn't a ball they don't really34444.83.76
have balls but something like that huh34446.04.08
what do you think though34448.563.036
you guys think we can make a full blown34450.083.12
like foosball team if you've got this34451.5963.284
going already like it is i don't see why34453.24.64
we wouldn't34454.882.96
so34492.163.0
now it works i can't believe it yeah and34501.843.68
simon and i are a team just like we were34503.7563.68
in college abstro and i are the red team34505.524.076
[ __ ] yeah are we ready i think so all34507.4363.524
right doraleous i want to see how your34509.5963.524
balls operate well it's up to neebs34510.963.36
right now i'm gonna hit the should i hit34513.122.4
the button now are we starting actually34514.322.8
hold on hold on hold on let me get a34515.524.396
beer jesus34517.125.04
there's no black players34519.9164.644
oh god yes wow this is this is really34522.164.56
racist isn't it well foosball is always34524.564.24
racist it's not very bi ethnic it's a34526.723.6
racist game wait do black guys play34528.83.52
soccer of course they do what are you34530.323.84
are you kidding me i don't know this is34532.322.956
probably i don't think i've ever seen34534.162.32
one why didn't you paint any black34535.2762.64
people apps through34536.483.2
you know because we just cause we copied34537.9163.044
and pasted just hit the button let's34539.684.32
play this okay hold on34540.963.04
do a red guy you know what i'm gonna go34547.23.68
black with him i gotta i gotta even34549.124.156
darker black he's from zimbabwe there we34550.884.16
go i'll give him the normal shorts34553.2763.284
because yeah he's from zimbabwe i'm34555.042.716
ready34556.562.64
all right everybody has a blind guy you34557.7563.52
guys isn't that kind of racist you go34559.23.68
these black people have to be from these34561.2763.444
like well i just i was just saying could34562.883.92
be a black guy from oklahoma but it's34564.724.08
not come on let's do it i'm gonna hit it34566.84.796
ready come on ready yes ready okay i'm34568.84.476
hitting it go hit it that ball is solid34571.5964.244
why did you guys come on [ __ ] you do it34573.2764.084
really get in there34575.843.84
get in there get in though34577.365.32
oh34579.683.0
nobody can reach it34583.4364.084
are you [ __ ] kidding me it's directly34585.5964.484
in the middle here comes game on game on34587.525.12
oh it's going to happen34590.083.92
launch34592.644.68
what a great34594.03.32
amazing huh34600.05.12
ready guys yeah ready do it do it man34601.365.12
okay block34605.123.76
return34606.482.4
yeah kick it back34620.565.84
[ __ ] oh wrong way34623.25.52
set it up set it up oh34626.44.08
i can't see where right where it is i34628.723.28
like this because i'm not touching it34630.483.6
you can't reach that one in the corner34632.06.596
nope as far as i can go right there34634.084.516
all right maybe worthless now we got a34645.843.84
little bit of an angle here hopefully34647.5963.764
the ball will roll back towards the34649.684.72
center let's say tender alice's court34651.364.396
oh34654.43.28
you're trying to be fancy i'm trying to34655.7564.884
play the game nice hey good stuff thank34657.686.596
you very much34660.643.636
yeah those angles really they did it34676.164.68
come on34677.5963.244
why can't his name be kimbo do i thought34682.724.556
we named well yeah oklahoma come on34684.644.4
that's true plan b so we got to build a34687.2763.124
whole nother one let's go straight to34689.045.36
plan d okay plan d34690.46.56
i hit it okay i'm helping34694.45.84
nope nope never get past me doraleous34696.966.0
i get past you oh my god okay34700.244.32
i'm hitting buttons but it's not stupid34702.963.88
cleats now you take the cleats34704.565.036
yeah all right come on doraleous you can34706.845.0
do it oh i got this [ __ ] one goal to the34709.5963.68
end right that's no fair he plays too34711.843.12
much rocket league34713.2763.444
yeah this is just looking right34714.963.28
downfield yeah34716.722.96
i'm getting a whopping two frames a34718.245.036
second here here we go34719.685.2
defense i'll show you a rocket league34723.2764.404
playing ass i'm all over you defense oh34724.885.68
there we go here we go34727.682.88
here we go i got the d here we go34730.965.08
just like college yeah it's just like34739.24.716
college we never won in my defense i34741.2765.044
couldn't move over anymore i was34743.9164.564
completely locked in34746.324.956
ladies and gentlemen second ball34748.485.36
foosball34751.2764.724
well what is there countdown here34753.844.24
yeah you got it here we go oh i blocked34756.04.0
it oh yeah i block it34758.082.96
get it down there34760.03.12
are we going down that way now34761.043.6
oh yeah34763.125.12
i'm making the move knocking it back34764.643.6
it's time to be ready yeah i'm ready34769.2764.64
right now34771.7563.52
we're going that way now34773.9164.324
yeah i'm going34775.2762.964
unless i get past you you passed him34785.684.076
stop him34788.82.24
i'm stopping him34789.7563.68
up in the air34791.044.64
timing is everything oh [ __ ] it's across34793.4364.964
it's across the field34795.682.72
i can't34799.364.8
the frame rate is so abysmal34800.85.76
the ball's jumping all over the place34804.163.92
oh switching all right we're heading34806.564.64
down field i'm coming34808.086.4
alert we have the alert oh [ __ ]34811.26.96
i'm on the alert oh come on oh [ __ ] come34814.486.16
on you damn nothing i can do nothing i34818.164.16
can do it i need your help seven yeah34820.644.24
well scout two lug with that boy oh34822.324.956
where's going right behind me34824.884.716
hey34827.2762.32
where the hell were you simon dude34832.44.32
this thing is awful34834.84.08
this is the worst thing we've ever made34836.723.92
guys thanks for coming thanks for34838.883.76
inviting me34840.643.68
we're all here34842.643.68
yeah the whole game it's laggy because34844.324.08
of it nighttime theater34846.324.64
so i wrote a musical uh-huh it's about34848.44.96
minecraft oh cool okay yeah yeah it's34850.964.316
about34853.363.916
hi give me some space please oh yeah34855.2764.084
yeah yeah okay minecraft yeah yeah uh34857.2764.32
actually about knee sylvania our um our34859.364.16
hit show specifically yeah you won't let34861.5964.16
that [ __ ] go this is this is allowing me34863.524.396
to let it go oh this is absolutely so34865.7563.924
this is for you [ __ ] yeah it's for me34867.9163.284
all right okay and it's for people that34869.683.916
actually enjoyed that show so follow me34871.25.12
okay oh is this a green room yeah we're34873.5965.68
in the theater theater34876.324.72
oh yes ah34879.2763.284
this is nice that's where the actors34881.043.76
hang out and just grab the can and do34882.564.08
blow and get [ __ ] i'm gonna go in34884.84.24
here and drop a duke34886.644.16
is that a little creeper toilet i may as34889.044.08
well go while i'm here so listen up guys34890.84.476
okay i'm listening i'm in the stall34893.124.72
please focus34895.2762.564
we have a lot of work to do today okay a34898.44.08
lot of choreography34900.564.48
songs to learn i know my lines you've34902.483.92
not heard of any of this i can learn34905.044.16
mine real quick34906.42.8
all right i'm done shut the door please34910.083.196
don't turn the fart from the door any34911.364.396
questions so far yeah why are we here34913.2765.044
this is unreal [ __ ] told you i know34915.7565.124
come on yeah shall we start with the uh34918.325.04
learning the songs okay okay34920.883.92
what the [ __ ]34923.363.44
oh no great that's how this whole day is34924.85.24
gonna go34926.83.24
ladies and gentlemen um we have a treat34944.244.8
for you this evening34947.4364.724
um we will be doing a musical play34949.046.556
entitled kneesylvania um34952.166.436
enjoy34955.5963.0
how much further neebs uh keep going34972.483.76
doraleous yeah34974.724.876
yep let me take a break no we must press34976.245.6
forward a break would be nice34979.5964.32
are we almost there i'm hot my feet are34981.843.436
fat i34983.9163.284
am tired let's just get to the top of34985.2764.084
this hill all right that's it that's the34987.24.32
final hill okay34989.363.36
oh34991.522.72
oh34992.722.8
yes34994.243.12
i like this spot34995.524.88
i could see this being our home did you34997.364.076
fall off35000.42.64
yeah35001.4362.964
that's right you're not supposed to fall35003.043.12
off oh35004.44.56
this is uh this is a very beautiful wide35006.165.276
open space man35008.964.956
i love it this place looks great35011.4364.804
great i say what do you think everybody35013.9164.164
i think it's a wide-open place it's35016.246.48
fantastic yeah i can see it now35018.084.64
see what35023.682.4
i have a vision what's that you do35029.2767.044
i have a vision did he say vision it's35033.2764.0
true35036.323.596
i have a vision doraleous losing weight35037.2764.0
you know what [ __ ] you35039.9163.924
i have a vision executed with precise35041.2766.0
precision like kung fu i have a vision35043.845.436
on with the damn vision keep talking35047.2763.284
about this vision35049.2763.604
sylvania35050.563.6
what35052.883.12
what's the vision measly vania's35054.164.08
division nepso i think that's what he35056.04.32
said what did he say he said need35058.243.6
sylvania but35060.323.2
okay thank you35061.842.4
no35063.521.68
thank you35064.242.88
there's no thank you35065.23.68
no not you don't do that until the end35067.123.44
of the35068.883.6
thank you thank you35070.563.6
thank you35072.485.56
where the hell did vic go35074.163.88
oh creepers moved oh [ __ ]35089.843.596
creeper35092.243.676
i just went down35093.4366.16
i gotta place that after son of a [ __ ]35095.9165.764
thank you35099.5963.444
places35101.683.36
places that's what they say i'm here for35103.042.8
support35105.042.236
airport all right35105.842.56
yeah yeah35107.2762.404
i'm in my place35108.42.876
all right places you ready it's your big35109.683.68
moment yeah35111.2764.64
fell down the streets35113.364.396
yeah the creeper fell down i know we35115.9162.644
gotta35117.7562.16
we gotta do it again you think i've35118.562.876
learned after that first time you should35119.9164.084
apologize to the audience35121.4364.804
yeah simon go apologize we're so sorry35124.04.08
for the technical difficulties we've35126.243.92
been having sorry we're working on it uh35128.084.32
simon's gonna do a dance for you guys oh35130.165.436
yeah oh yeah yeah yeah come on baby come35132.46.24
on baby no refunds yes yeah yeah come on35135.5966.044
baby35138.643.0
on a thick adventure35142.324.436
gonna be all35149.045.92
by myself today35150.965.76
he looks great out there neebs yeah well35154.967.44
i might not be the best team player35156.725.68
i have more fun when i just stay away35164.46.876
i think he's doing good he's nailing it35169.4362.964
yeah35171.2764.804
you won't never find me35172.47.68
i think i saw some shiny35176.089.6
and i don't give a god damn what you say35180.088.96
cute creeper oh here we go35185.683.36
oh [ __ ] oh it's not working35192.323.36
right35194.164.88
cause it's my job to find things35195.685.28
supposed to go into it someone get ready35199.043.92
to wrangle that thing oh [ __ ] it's fine35200.965.4
it's fine i lost35202.963.4
the part of the next show part of the35208.085.12
show guys fine calm down truth be told i35209.4366.804
prefer to be all alone35213.24.88
yeah good thick work it work it into the35216.246.64
act there you go you won't never find me35218.087.836
i'm miles away you know so35222.884.96
good god what a [ __ ] good actor he is35225.9165.244
he's an improviser35227.843.32
thank you35235.9164.444
thank you35237.123.24
someone get that creeper please35245.044.396
dick yeah neebs great job out there35246.84.32
buddy thank you man hey you thick you35249.4363.764
weren't you weren't acting you were35251.124.4
reacting that's right right yeah that's35253.24.16
how actors are supposed to be they react35255.524.236
don't they you don't act you react [ __ ]35257.364.236
i'm nervous i'm nervous somebody's got35259.7563.68
this song you should nervous yeah baby i35261.5962.964
believe in you i believe you're gonna35263.4363.524
start shut up okay when where did i go35264.564.4
start just go start35266.965.04
oh sorry go thick35268.966.636
thick where are you thick35272.05.52
we can't find you because you ran off35275.5965.244
like a dumb dick thick35277.526.72
thick oh35280.846.52
hello hole35284.243.12
wasn't complete till i met you35287.845.36
all of you35290.84.56
let's not be discreet let's let the35293.26.0
world know through and through35295.365.52
i'm not gonna lie35299.25.28
i'm not that kind of guy35300.886.08
it's a pleasure to meet you35304.483.36
oh35306.962.476
he's doing a good job yeah it's not bad35307.844.24
isn't it he's in the zone man35309.4366.084
i'm doing on the surface35312.085.92
not being subterranean35315.525.756
feels like a great disservice35318.05.52
when i look up35321.2765.604
i seem to feel down35323.526.72
i've grown quite fond of you35326.884.716
there's not one dry panty in this35330.243.44
audience right now i know you are my35331.5966.564
whole world i can't seem to see35333.688.32
you want my everything missing beneath35338.165.68
me35342.04.96
i'll go ahead and say it from the depths35343.845.756
of my soul35346.965.92
we look great together i'm in love with35349.5965.044
you35352.884.96
simon start walking away35354.645.276
now turn around35357.844.8
and just do it35359.9162.724
anybody got a wet floor son might want35363.2764.564
to put it out35364.723.12
great job simon dude nailed it simon you35369.9163.604
killed it35372.43.196
you still in the hole yeah still in35373.523.916
character i love it that takes a lot out35375.5963.764
of me you should do some blow yeah we35377.4365.044
got any blow in the green room35379.363.12
okay ladies and gentlemen there will be35388.566.84
a brief intermission35391.683.72
hey hey hey which one of you wants to do35396.164.0
cocaine come on back come on back in the35398.03.916
green room and do cocaine snort that35400.164.16
cocaine up your nose have a big old time35401.9164.404
do you want to do any stand up simon no35404.324.16
now's your chance you got an audience35406.323.436
just get up there and do like a minute35408.482.48
give me a subject here get by the35409.7563.044
microphone there's a microphone yeah35410.963.12
it's right there on the where is it over35412.83.116
here oh there's a microphone yeah35414.084.0
simon go get him buddy where ladies and35415.9163.764
gentlemen during this intermission i35418.084.4
would like to present you the hilarious35419.685.36
simon35422.482.56
i really was looking for a subject35426.44.16
though airplane food okay i was hoping35428.06.08
for a better subject than that35430.563.52
man let me tell you35435.044.08
this mic looks stupid right35436.724.8
because it's35439.122.4
it's got like a white head on it not the35441.5964.0
only thing that has a white head on it35443.7563.444
right like zits35445.5965.084
but a big35447.23.48
thank you35451.844.0
that's it35453.4362.404
um35459.4363.924
okay everybody please take your seats uh35460.44.96
the second half35463.363.916
uh will be starting shortly35465.364.64
you really blew it out there uh no i was35467.2764.404
not going to do stand-up so i didn't35470.04.16
really blow it i just made it a joke35471.684.16
okay well it wasn't very funny yeah35474.163.68
simon that sucked ass i wish i never35475.845.24
asked you35477.843.24
oh yes35493.9164.644
this is great oh i love this look it is35495.365.68
a perfect spot for a house yes yes yes35498.565.28
should we get to building yes we should35501.047.76
let's rally let's build then do it um35503.844.96
there is no finer place to build a home35509.24.16
i agree this is a particular place a35511.524.076
really good place for a home build it35513.364.236
bill did i say okay i need you hey walk35515.5963.84
toward the front of the stage okay so35517.5963.284
you're out of the way of this he's not35519.4365.044
build it build the [ __ ] out of it35520.883.6
how about if i do this35525.844.88
yeah that's a good start thank you try a35528.084.16
little bit further back35530.723.84
um35532.242.32
this house is perfect it is it's a lot35535.2764.884
higher than i expected35537.7564.484
can we damn that's too high that's all35540.163.68
right it's gonna work hey35542.243.44
let's go inside and finish the back of35543.844.24
the house yeah let's do let's do yeah35545.684.236
simon they're blowing it yeah this is35548.084.8
this is going to [ __ ]35549.9162.964
we're in the house every block perfectly35554.85.2
placed like it wait not in35557.364.32
there yes35560.02.96
we're in the house35561.683.04
there we finished the back yeah we did35562.962.56
it35564.723.196
with the house i feel so at home here35565.525.04
this is so much fun yes it is i love our35567.9164.724
life let's go out and explore and maybe35570.564.16
we'll come across thick okay we're35572.644.24
leaving the house follow me35574.724.16
guys35576.885.44
we're gonna have fun this way okay35578.886.0
i love playing i'm exploring i love35582.325.276
exploring it's minecraft life is good35584.886.8
get off thank you get off35587.5968.084
that was horrific that was embarrassing35591.684.0
my name is belvedere35601.687.04
please tell me why35606.085.44
i'm here35608.722.8
i was fine35611.5966.564
when i didn't exist but now i do what35613.527.04
the [ __ ] is this35618.164.24
i'm stuck35620.563.76
in a house35622.44.16
with not even35624.324.16
a mouse35626.568.32
i can't even talk to that tree35628.489.68
several iron ingots and a [ __ ]35634.888.0
pumpkin is what made me35638.168.08
i have no recollection35642.887.36
of what i used to be35646.247.676
but i think i was much happier when i35650.247.28
was completely in the dark35653.9168.804
but now i'm with these [ __ ]35657.528.756
[ __ ] me35662.723.556
hey hey apps right hey guys what's up35683.9164.964
not much have you seen thick no where is35686.725.76
this oh wow hey neebs look at that this35688.886.396
is a castle wow that's amazing amsterdam35692.484.796
thank you you're doing really good work35695.2763.524
buddy thank you35697.2763.044
looks like there's a lot of work to be35698.83.44
done still oh there's a ton of work to35700.324.64
be done you wouldn't believe will help35702.246.32
we'll hop on in okay there i helped hey35704.966.56
do you think we will ever finish this no35708.563.76
well35711.523.8
why35712.323.0
unfinished is the new finished can't let35724.085.44
your imagination be diminished if it was35726.886.48
all done well that would be no fun35729.523.84
then you couldn't picture what it might35734.44.56
look like when it's done35735.843.12
unfinished is the new finish we can't35740.085.28
let your imagination be diminished if it35742.566.8
was all done well that would be no fun35745.364.0
cause then you couldn't picture what it35750.164.96
might look like when it's done35751.683.44
you're welcome you're welcome35755.4363.444
thank you okay get off stage35770.725.6
great job everybody thanks doraleous i35774.43.196
felt good about that i don't know why35776.323.276
you angrily yelled at the audience i35777.5963.924
forgot i was acting oh you just got lost35779.5963.444
i just got lost in the moment now that35781.523.756
happens to good actors what are we doing35783.046.6
next final song yes35785.2764.364
a place where dreams can be followed35815.2764.924
we'll finish that up tomorrow35820.84.4
simon's still in the hall35826.323.84
neebs sylvania35832.243.4
thank you thank you35837.24.68
thank you35842.883.32
look at my ass where is this35849.2766.924
okay35853.23.0
yeah really really stellar performances35866.723.6
all around we're going to win like35869.044.32
oscars and [ __ ] we're going to broadway35870.324.48
we're not going to35873.362.48
we're not going to do that we're going35874.83.116
to get a grammy or a tony don't let this35875.843.84
go to your head okay i already bought a35877.9166.044
jet ski yeah i already left my wife35879.684.28
put it35889.9163.244

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