Pregnant HOW?! - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that 'Pregnant HOW?!' video from Ark Fjordur? It's our new favorite!
simon: Oh yeah, that one where the alpha tribe has babies of varying dimensions? Hilarious stuff, I love it!
appsro: I can't believe the beta tribe is getting bats and preparing to ENTER a new dimension. It's like a sci-fi soap opera!
neebs: I know, right? It's like 'Days of Our Ark Lives.' We should totally do a spoof video based on this one!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| I know there's bats in this game not my | 0.0 | 5.4 |
| style however I I appreciate bats now | 2.34 | 8.1 |
| bats bats all right no Bats Bats Bats | 5.4 | 9.48 |
| Bats still don't see any bats uh | 10.44 | 7.279 |
| bats | 14.88 | 2.839 |
| are you a man | 21.32 | 3.09 |
| [Music] | 23.85 | 1.78 |
| [Applause] | 24.41 | 5.399 |
| [Music] | 25.63 | 4.179 |
| [Music] | 45.48 | 3.08 |
| [Music] | 52.43 | 6.51 |
| foreign | 56.699 | 2.241 |
| [Music] | 59.62 | 5.03 |
| [Applause] | 61.55 | 3.1 |
| [Music] | 72.23 | 3.119 |
| look it's been brought to my attention | 76.64 | 6.1 |
| that I missed something over here over | 79.88 | 7.84 |
| Yonder looks like a cave that has bats I | 82.74 | 6.8 |
| don't know how this is gonna go because | 87.72 | 5.399 |
| I don't have many bullets and I don't | 89.54 | 6.34 |
| have much blood but you want to check it | 93.119 | 5.701 |
| out but these things are vital to this | 95.88 | 3.72 |
| bag | 98.82 | 2.299 |
| s | 99.6 | 5.54 |
| okay we'll get away from it what oh [ __ ] | 101.119 | 6.421 |
| ow come here | 105.14 | 6.339 |
| oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no come on uh | 107.54 | 7.0 |
| let's come up uh all right can I can I | 111.479 | 7.14 |
| Traverse let's go oh boy yep get him | 114.54 | 6.48 |
| tubby do your thing | 118.619 | 5.46 |
| I'll watch you I feel like I can't help | 121.02 | 6.72 |
| come here oh that's a 150. oh my God no | 124.079 | 6.441 |
| no no no no no uh time to go time to go | 127.74 | 6.8 |
| time to go oh this could be bad | 130.52 | 8.62 |
| oh okay where did the Stars the stars | 134.54 | 9.22 |
| are on me what in the [ __ ] oh nice hey | 139.14 | 7.92 |
| get him is that a is that Alpha I just | 143.76 | 5.16 |
| want to look I just want to watch I'm | 147.06 | 3.84 |
| not weird like that yeah that that | 148.92 | 5.16 |
| thing's gonna wreck all these mammoots | 150.9 | 7.86 |
| be a lot of Pelt too [ __ ] okay I need to | 154.08 | 7.739 |
| regroup kinda | 158.76 | 5.52 |
| all right Simon I'm coming in with a | 161.819 | 5.941 |
| female so oh you won yeah I double | 164.28 | 5.34 |
| checked with the old spy glass and see | 167.76 | 3.9 |
| how good I am at this did I do it yes | 169.62 | 4.14 |
| yeah you did dude I got that down now | 171.66 | 4.859 |
| thank you for goodness yes yes all right | 173.76 | 5.1 |
| all right somebody's gonna be pushing | 176.519 | 4.86 |
| something out of her vagina someone's | 178.86 | 6.019 |
| gonna have quite the day with five males | 181.379 | 6.841 |
| whoa five yeah because I did I wasn't | 184.879 | 5.86 |
| looking I was just there we go let's | 188.22 | 4.2 |
| just start this hun if you want to lay | 190.739 | 3.961 |
| down uh that make it a lot easier for | 192.42 | 4.62 |
| everyone just accept the fact that | 194.7 | 5.34 |
| you're ours now yeah just just just lay | 197.04 | 4.979 |
| down yes okay all right here I'm coming | 200.04 | 4.14 |
| I'm coming all right thank you Simon for | 202.019 | 4.86 |
| the help you're welcome all right hello | 204.18 | 4.8 |
| dear I'll get ready for the next thing | 206.879 | 4.261 |
| we're gonna do okay well for fun you got | 208.98 | 3.96 |
| some Intel so we know what the next | 211.14 | 3.599 |
| thing you're gonna do is yeah well my | 212.94 | 5.04 |
| Intel is the Intel that I have it's from | 214.739 | 6.301 |
| myself I didn't get Intel I am the Intel | 217.98 | 4.679 |
| you told me about what we're gonna do | 221.04 | 3.54 |
| okay well then we're doing it can't wait | 222.659 | 3.621 |
| to do it okay | 224.58 | 4.2 |
| acting weird now how weird is it no I'm | 226.28 | 4.239 |
| not it just sounded like you said that I | 228.78 | 3.84 |
| got the Intel you gave me the Intel okay | 230.519 | 5.401 |
| I gave you the Intel foreign | 232.62 | 6.479 |
| it's intelligence yeah I gave you | 235.92 | 7.7 |
| intelligence you did go figure | 239.099 | 4.521 |
| I'm gonna call her wet meat | 243.78 | 6.62 |
| best name ever | 246.9 | 3.5 |
| let's see hey a red drum maybe something | 252.12 | 4.619 |
| good in here cause I swear to God I | 254.64 | 4.74 |
| can't find Crystal or obsidian anywhere | 256.739 | 5.101 |
| Prince anything can hit blueprints in it | 259.38 | 4.62 |
| wait Ingram yeah it's just a pink | 261.84 | 3.419 |
| grandma | 264.0 | 3.3 |
| how about actually something something | 265.259 | 6.601 |
| toots anything where's Crystal | 267.3 | 6.6 |
| all right squirty you wait right there | 271.86 | 3.779 |
| buddy we're just gonna do this until App | 273.9 | 3.84 |
| Store comes back and which one is it is | 275.639 | 5.641 |
| it that uh nope that one here we go bang | 277.74 | 6.239 |
| all right we won't get too crazy I know | 281.28 | 6.0 |
| you prefer to carry wood but this will | 283.979 | 6.181 |
| keep us going man where is he really | 287.28 | 5.04 |
| need that Crystal all right gotta swim | 290.16 | 4.92 |
| by the old jellyfish again be swift | 292.32 | 4.319 |
| squirty | 295.08 | 2.88 |
| foreign | 296.639 | 6.0 |
| why so many birds Alpha oh my God this | 297.96 | 7.739 |
| place is a [ __ ] all right I'm gonna | 302.639 | 6.901 |
| try to get in here and see ah this | 305.699 | 6.301 |
| thing's coming at me hold on let me get | 309.54 | 5.04 |
| away from here how about that come here | 312.0 | 6.0 |
| come on meow these birds keep | 314.58 | 6.119 |
| multiplying I have no use for you I | 318.0 | 4.86 |
| wonder if I can get it towards the alpha | 320.699 | 5.641 |
| wrapper come on see if I can get in here | 322.86 | 6.36 |
| quickly quickly here we go | 326.34 | 7.02 |
| oh please go away Birds | 329.22 | 7.68 |
| we're looking good feeling good bats | 333.36 | 4.679 |
| hello | 336.9 | 2.76 |
| I see it back all right you know what | 338.039 | 3.781 |
| I'm just gonna take a shot there we go | 339.66 | 3.84 |
| come on now | 341.82 | 2.879 |
| okay | 343.5 | 3.24 |
| oh that's a mess | 344.699 | 5.84 |
| trying to escape come on come on yeah | 346.74 | 8.28 |
| Megalodon died who cares I got a bat all | 350.539 | 7.0 |
| right I've changed something here we go | 355.02 | 5.04 |
| uh the dead mouse whatever you call it | 357.539 | 4.561 |
| we got tomb | 360.06 | 6.72 |
| [ __ ] me I'm a legend come on you bats | 362.1 | 7.439 |
| let's get the [ __ ] out of here we did it | 366.78 | 4.44 |
| oh | 369.539 | 4.38 |
| I don't care what level you are mine | 371.22 | 6.84 |
| ours almost mine nice | 373.919 | 7.34 |
| [ __ ] off Birds | 378.06 | 3.199 |
| Okay so we've decided the name thing and | 383.819 | 7.38 |
| it's uh it is all dependent on sex wet | 387.36 | 7.02 |
| wet wet pears what wet wet wet hair is | 391.199 | 5.041 |
| female no whether it's a female | 394.38 | 4.439 |
| perfectly meat prickly meat will be it | 396.24 | 5.34 |
| would be a male do we even say did we | 398.819 | 4.621 |
| even talk about what we're gonna name it | 401.58 | 4.44 |
| doesn't matter but now we don't know you | 403.44 | 3.72 |
| know it's none of our business really | 406.02 | 3.84 |
| really it's our family it's true here we | 407.16 | 4.44 |
| go here we go here we go get ready to | 409.86 | 3.66 |
| shut those fires off oh [ __ ] okay uh | 411.6 | 5.46 |
| hold on [ __ ] there we go oh what we got | 413.52 | 7.38 |
| twins what oh my God what oh my god oh | 417.06 | 5.28 |
| that's amazing yeah ah come here | 420.9 | 3.66 |
| shutting the fires off yeah shutting oh | 422.34 | 4.68 |
| no put it back on come on guys come here | 424.56 | 5.04 |
| guys come here guys go go guys go go get | 427.02 | 5.88 |
| hurt don't get hurt please please come I | 429.6 | 6.06 |
| need uh [ __ ] access let's get you some | 432.9 | 4.46 |
| food | 435.66 | 4.2 |
| yeah can only hold a little bit because | 437.36 | 5.02 |
| you're just a little twins how uncommon | 439.86 | 4.32 |
| is that I don't I don't know you neither | 442.38 | 4.14 |
| do I um we'll get those names in a | 444.18 | 5.88 |
| second how exciting it's very exciting I | 446.52 | 4.92 |
| don't remember us ever getting twins | 450.06 | 2.639 |
| even though I'm sure it's happening it's | 451.44 | 3.0 |
| happened this is uh you guys are | 452.699 | 4.861 |
| adorable adorable is there a way to go | 454.44 | 5.759 |
| prone in this game keep on freaking | 457.56 | 6.6 |
| punching yeah yeah don't punch that | 460.199 | 5.761 |
| don't punch the kids I don't want to I | 464.16 | 3.12 |
| want to lay down and see the beauty | 465.96 | 4.32 |
| pretty faces female they're both dude | 467.28 | 4.319 |
| this is the best they're both females | 470.28 | 3.479 |
| they're both oh man I'm giving them both | 471.599 | 4.981 |
| those names what yeah well what do you | 473.759 | 5.28 |
| mean you mean not the same name no no no | 476.58 | 5.839 |
| no what pair no | 479.039 | 3.38 |
| all right after this we go and do the | 486.72 | 5.52 |
| other thing oh yeah oh this is great | 488.819 | 6.381 |
| what a nice start of the day | 492.24 | 4.26 |
| [Music] | 495.2 | 4.48 |
| oh oh is that that's gotta be that's | 496.5 | 4.699 |
| gotta be | 499.68 | 3.84 |
| I think both the things I was looking | 501.199 | 5.641 |
| for is this | 503.52 | 3.32 |
| dudes we have obsidian and this is yes | 508.039 | 8.74 |
| this is Crystal Crystal toots so I can | 512.82 | 6.839 |
| make my magic stuff I'm just keeping | 516.779 | 4.38 |
| myself entertained at this point dude | 519.659 | 2.701 |
| because I got nothing else going on in | 521.159 | 3.3 |
| my life how much can you carry toots I | 522.36 | 4.14 |
| bet the answer is not much | 524.459 | 3.961 |
| getting pretty good at this squirting oh | 526.5 | 3.06 |
| you know what I should have said that | 528.42 | 2.76 |
| when you say something like that then | 529.56 | 4.44 |
| overall goes to crap but you're getting | 531.18 | 4.92 |
| pretty good at this nice thing keep your | 534.0 | 8.06 |
| bearings underwater hey Nick holy crap | 536.1 | 5.96 |
| well done here that's amazing look at | 542.16 | 5.16 |
| this man I would have bet against you | 545.279 | 5.161 |
| that's great man do you need saddles for | 547.32 | 6.0 |
| those we do oh really I I could did you | 550.44 | 5.16 |
| use did you try what do you what do you | 553.32 | 3.66 |
| mean what did you try to ride them with | 555.6 | 3.179 |
| that one no no you have to have a saddle | 556.98 | 4.08 |
| okay yeah is that a factor like I think | 558.779 | 4.62 |
| that is a that is a fact okay gotcha | 561.06 | 4.38 |
| yeah right now that's what's your plan I | 563.399 | 3.781 |
| mean we're gonna keep these | 565.44 | 4.74 |
| don't know but I do want to go somewhere | 567.18 | 5.88 |
| with one of these at least so can you | 570.18 | 5.099 |
| make me a saddle uh let's see yeah give | 573.06 | 3.719 |
| me your stuff and I'll see if I can head | 575.279 | 3.301 |
| down there and make a salad for you all | 576.779 | 4.761 |
| right appreciate it | 578.58 | 2.96 |
| so what you got buddy all right well I | 583.26 | 6.9 |
| gotta go to uh like 65 65 which is very | 585.779 | 5.541 |
| close | 590.16 | 4.14 |
| and and then I'll get to show you well | 591.32 | 5.74 |
| you know what what so I was flying | 594.3 | 7.02 |
| around earlier and should be around you | 597.06 | 6.719 |
| said it was tucked up yeah so come on | 601.32 | 4.62 |
| over here they did a good little job | 603.779 | 3.901 |
| here we can admire it and we'll go down | 605.94 | 4.5 |
| there's that there it is is that it | 607.68 | 4.56 |
| tucked in right here a little Tucky tuck | 610.44 | 4.62 |
| oh little tuck tuck tuck yeah that's | 612.24 | 4.8 |
| cute it is cute let's make sure we're | 615.06 | 4.14 |
| safer we have uh Alistair I don't know | 617.04 | 3.18 |
| what they are | 619.2 | 3.12 |
| I don't know either all right a couple | 620.22 | 4.14 |
| of uh I got you you want to go ahead and | 622.32 | 3.66 |
| do the thing yeah I was thinking maybe | 624.36 | 3.18 |
| it might be nice because it says it's a | 625.98 | 3.12 |
| reinforced door but look it's a nice | 627.54 | 3.12 |
| little shallow thing yeah just do it you | 629.1 | 4.08 |
| mind if I just like get one just one one | 630.66 | 4.92 |
| just one shot in oh yeah I mean I was | 633.18 | 4.38 |
| gonna do a grenade actually okay let's | 635.58 | 3.36 |
| start off you want to start off with a | 637.56 | 4.8 |
| grenade nah no yeah kind of like rock oh | 638.94 | 5.28 |
| geez right there there you go you wanna | 642.36 | 5.12 |
| see if anything's in there oh sure | 644.22 | 7.679 |
| we're here did a trap maybe no access | 647.48 | 7.12 |
| inventory excuse me I want to make sure | 651.899 | 4.38 |
| that other that dinosaur is not coming | 654.6 | 3.84 |
| oh you go ahead and loot and make sure | 656.279 | 4.321 |
| things disappear okay I could do that | 658.44 | 4.38 |
| let's see all right there you go come on | 660.6 | 4.14 |
| yeah let them have it let them have it | 662.82 | 4.56 |
| buddy yeah oh yeah it's fun okay come on | 664.74 | 7.52 |
| oh that's fun come on yeah yeah yeah | 667.38 | 4.88 |
| and then but the bags aren't | 672.8 | 5.44 |
| disappearing you know it's time they | 675.0 | 5.519 |
| shouldn't be back it'll be fine yeah all | 678.24 | 4.2 |
| right good oh sorry buddy keep blowing | 680.519 | 4.741 |
| up the same spot same I was trying to do | 682.44 | 5.3 |
| different spots oh about that bounced | 685.26 | 5.3 |
| how about that one | 687.74 | 5.92 |
| maybe that oh no that one almost hit me | 690.56 | 4.719 |
| I don't know how you did that oh well | 693.66 | 6.44 |
| that's weird there you go oh yeah | 695.279 | 4.821 |
| no don't don't hurt my bird | 701.3 | 4.14 |
| oh another bouncer | 705.66 | 4.26 |
| very dangerous over here all right last | 707.76 | 3.44 |
| one | 709.92 | 4.14 |
| hey good find Simon good eye good nose | 711.2 | 5.62 |
| good I I really did smell it before I | 714.06 | 4.26 |
| saw it I know you did I'm gonna go check | 716.82 | 3.42 |
| the babies I'm gonna go sleep with a | 718.32 | 2.759 |
| woman | 720.24 | 2.159 |
| no you're not | 721.079 | 4.401 |
| no I'm not | 722.399 | 3.081 |
| well welcome to the tribe Alicia | 727.74 | 4.31 |
| Silverstone and Michael Keaton | 730.2 | 3.12 |
| [Music] | 732.05 | 2.17 |
| [Applause] | 733.32 | 6.459 |
| [Music] | 734.22 | 5.559 |
| [Applause] | 741.22 | 3.129 |
| one of you oh yeah I was cutting it | 747.42 | 5.7 |
| close there yeah wow Hey listen I'm | 750.779 | 4.56 |
| short a little bit of hide and fiber I'd | 753.12 | 4.8 |
| have a hide oh you do yeah going uh | 755.339 | 5.341 |
| right here in the uh potubby okay all | 757.92 | 5.88 |
| right and fiber yeah and here it is you | 760.68 | 6.12 |
| ready yeah yeah yeah out get it it's | 763.8 | 6.719 |
| right here all right all right and oh | 766.8 | 7.099 |
| yes look at that nose like a horn nose | 770.519 | 7.201 |
| yeah there you go yeah that looks great | 773.899 | 6.221 |
| man and what does he do uh he gets stuck | 777.72 | 5.34 |
| hold on I think I am look at that oh you | 780.12 | 4.26 |
| you're clinging that you're like a | 783.06 | 3.839 |
| Klingon bam okay that's pretty cool yeah | 784.38 | 5.22 |
| [ __ ] I'm gonna take two of these guys | 786.899 | 6.781 |
| the cast of Clueless and Batman I'm | 789.6 | 7.919 |
| gonna leave uh tubby sorry map to levius | 793.68 | 7.86 |
| elsewhere but neebs I am going to a far | 797.519 | 7.521 |
| off land and I will be back trust me | 801.54 | 9.299 |
| godspeed my friend God's speed indeed | 805.04 | 7.61 |
| that was dramatic yeah I know | 810.839 | 4.641 |
| [Music] | 812.65 | 5.51 |
| all right so I'm here our little | 815.48 | 5.38 |
| drop-off Island's behind me it'd be | 818.16 | 4.26 |
| great to find some Crystal or obsidian | 820.86 | 3.419 |
| on this side of the island so I'll have | 822.42 | 3.659 |
| to travel so far | 824.279 | 4.5 |
| wait what is this oh is this like a | 826.079 | 6.361 |
| dwarf statue and a waterfall | 828.779 | 5.341 |
| I don't even know why I bother but | 832.44 | 5.579 |
| anything wait | 834.12 | 3.899 |
| oh my God it's a Christmas miracle holy | 838.98 | 6.599 |
| moly toots something behind a waterfall | 842.579 | 4.981 |
| is there treasure back here of course | 845.579 | 5.221 |
| there is it but hey wow this space is | 847.56 | 6.44 |
| actually really awesome | 850.8 | 5.7 |
| man this might be a good place to store | 854.0 | 3.639 |
| flyers | 856.5 | 3.6 |
| kind of secretly two ways in easily | 857.639 | 4.5 |
| defensible yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | 860.1 | 3.78 |
| yeah okay | 862.139 | 6.621 |
| nothing in here but it's got tension | 863.88 | 4.88 |
| Simon how's it going over there but I'm | 870.24 | 4.14 |
| attempting to to build a wall around | 872.04 | 5.4 |
| this pen I love that yeah I'm doing a | 874.38 | 5.1 |
| really [ __ ] up job but oh I love that | 877.44 | 5.22 |
| too kind of yeah we'll see how it goes | 879.48 | 5.099 |
| all right Dart face you stay right there | 882.66 | 4.739 |
| you are taking what you | 884.579 | 6.361 |
| spot I named this one female Raptor what | 887.399 | 6.921 |
| you say you gotta say it like that | 890.94 | 3.38 |
| all right come and meet the captain | 898.04 | 6.82 |
| what'd you say oh yeah it's going down | 900.44 | 7.959 |
| really remember uh no that looks great | 904.86 | 6.5 |
| summer by the way oh yeah oh | 908.399 | 5.401 |
| wait I don't oh [ __ ] I didn't make you | 911.36 | 5.02 |
| stop following me I'm the worst with | 913.8 | 5.159 |
| that so I'll get that later so okay so | 916.38 | 5.1 |
| what is happening I think you know I | 918.959 | 4.201 |
| already forgot because I started doing | 921.48 | 3.479 |
| that well what you don't have to stop | 923.16 | 4.44 |
| that but uh here we go oh there you go | 924.959 | 4.521 |
| oh sorry sorry | 927.6 | 6.5 |
| holy [ __ ] okay oh yes | 929.48 | 4.62 |
| oh yeah we are we hope better for your | 935.24 | 6.459 |
| children than the ones that have yeah | 938.88 | 6.42 |
| you know yeah yeah and and these guys | 941.699 | 5.94 |
| here we're gonna keep them inside right | 945.3 | 3.5 |
| okay | 947.639 | 4.32 |
| are you guys doing it don't you have any | 948.8 | 5.38 |
| interest in uh you're both ready too | 951.959 | 4.341 |
| yeah they they don't want to mate | 954.18 | 5.159 |
| disabled mating uh | 956.3 | 8.2 |
| um oh no no guys just no attraction off | 959.339 | 6.441 |
| the bat | 964.5 | 10.579 |
| [Music] | 965.78 | 14.82 |
| I don't know what to do | 975.079 | 5.521 |
| is that your sister maybe you look very | 981.6 | 6.0 |
| similar kind of yeah you'd hope not | 984.6 | 5.88 |
| they're both girls oh okay Simon I see | 987.6 | 5.22 |
| the problem what is it uh they're both | 990.48 | 6.779 |
| female oh yeah oh well well look at what | 992.82 | 6.48 |
| just happened there huh um I tell you | 997.259 | 4.2 |
| what what you say you're going back to | 999.3 | 3.959 |
| your post I'm gonna grab one of those | 1001.459 | 3.661 |
| others out there all right yeah let's | 1003.259 | 3.661 |
| get a couple guys in here oh there's | 1005.12 | 3.779 |
| following you yeah I know it's okay good | 1006.92 | 5.159 |
| uh back to your walls yes sir | 1008.899 | 6.081 |
| oh | 1012.079 | 2.901 |
| they're looking squirting yeah they're | 1015.56 | 3.36 |
| getting close aren't they they're gonna | 1017.42 | 2.88 |
| rock that bottom | 1018.92 | 3.419 |
| I want that bottom squirting | 1020.3 | 3.779 |
| okay man they just want to live with us | 1022.339 | 4.5 |
| don't they that's insane appear to the | 1024.079 | 3.781 |
| left | 1026.839 | 2.58 |
| we'll see where we're at | 1027.86 | 5.28 |
| no hey yo man ah y'all got turned around | 1029.419 | 6.121 |
| yeah be careful you may have a shark | 1033.14 | 4.559 |
| behind you I'm pretty sure I do yeah | 1035.54 | 3.96 |
| well you may want to swim as fast as you | 1037.699 | 3.421 |
| can I usually have sharks and Jellyfish | 1039.5 | 2.76 |
| all over me | 1041.12 | 2.88 |
| got those jelly I hate those jellyfish | 1042.26 | 3.419 |
| okay let's see what do you got there you | 1044.0 | 4.02 |
| got two birds oh yeah well there's two | 1045.679 | 3.961 |
| and then uh yeah I guess thick lift | 1048.02 | 4.68 |
| tubby here uh-huh okay great okay got a | 1049.64 | 4.8 |
| plan what's playing you wanna do my plan | 1052.7 | 4.5 |
| maybe what's your plan okay you jump on | 1054.44 | 4.859 |
| your favorite bird uh-huh and have the | 1057.2 | 3.9 |
| other bird follow you okay and then I | 1059.299 | 3.841 |
| jump on the beaver here uh-huh and then | 1061.1 | 4.26 |
| you follow me to a special place a | 1063.14 | 3.36 |
| special place that's all you're gonna | 1065.36 | 3.84 |
| give me uh I wanna build something and I | 1066.5 | 3.919 |
| gotta do it there | 1069.2 | 3.599 |
| okay all right yeah you know what I | 1070.419 | 4.061 |
| think I'm gonna ride tubby toots is | 1072.799 | 3.181 |
| great but yeah Tubby's a higher level | 1074.48 | 3.54 |
| all right have two to follow you all | 1075.98 | 4.38 |
| right hey dude time to go buddy ready | 1078.02 | 5.7 |
| yep all right these Snaps are out don't | 1080.36 | 8.059 |
| lose me I'm pretty quick I'll be fine | 1083.72 | 4.699 |
| how's it going on there not too bad I'm | 1090.14 | 5.1 |
| over building right now but we're gonna | 1093.02 | 4.38 |
| have to put a couple of doorways in | 1095.24 | 3.78 |
| throw some windows in there too in case | 1097.4 | 3.24 |
| we totally Miss and we can still like | 1099.02 | 3.659 |
| have a chance of uh shooting a trend | 1100.64 | 4.38 |
| guard in or two okay you know what then | 1102.679 | 4.461 |
| all right I'm gonna move out the areas | 1105.02 | 5.279 |
| that need that need Windows that'd be on | 1107.14 | 5.26 |
| the uh the bottom layer you know what I | 1110.299 | 3.781 |
| mean yeah yeah I'm gonna have to take | 1112.4 | 4.8 |
| some of these walls out we're at 5 uh 30 | 1114.08 | 4.86 |
| here | 1117.2 | 4.979 |
| um Captain felly I pulled in a mate from | 1118.94 | 5.82 |
| uh gate one uh that had no name it was | 1122.179 | 5.041 |
| just Raptor and I named that Raptor | 1124.76 | 5.34 |
| Lucky Duck because what a lucky duck to | 1127.22 | 5.22 |
| be sleeping with the captain right not a | 1130.1 | 3.959 |
| lot of people just get to jump into bed | 1132.44 | 4.619 |
| with the cap no conducted yep I put | 1134.059 | 4.561 |
| Lucky Duck back on the post and whatever | 1137.059 | 4.62 |
| this baby is male or female lucky little | 1138.62 | 5.22 |
| [ __ ] | 1141.679 | 4.5 |
| ing no that's gonna be the name | 1143.84 | 5.04 |
| lucky little [ __ ] oh okay oh that's | 1146.179 | 4.141 |
| right the lucky little [ __ ] because it | 1148.88 | 2.94 |
| was a lucky little [ __ ] yeah coming from | 1150.32 | 5.28 |
| the lucky duck yeah I like it me too all | 1151.82 | 6.859 |
| right Dean very nice it's getting dark | 1155.6 | 7.4 |
| we should probably go to bed soon | 1158.679 | 4.321 |
| I feel like it was back here there's a | 1166.72 | 4.9 |
| argentavis though so be careful hold on | 1169.16 | 4.379 |
| okay I'll take a look back there do you | 1171.62 | 4.4 |
| see like an opening let me see | 1173.539 | 4.741 |
| all right dude you flying a little close | 1176.02 | 4.18 |
| but uh yeah | 1178.28 | 4.74 |
| yeah okay yeah I see a light in the | 1180.2 | 5.479 |
| opening uh-huh I think this is the spot | 1183.02 | 6.06 |
| good little cave up yellow he's fine he | 1185.679 | 4.601 |
| won't mess with us he just saw what we | 1189.08 | 2.82 |
| did that bird oh no he'll still probably | 1190.28 | 4.86 |
| mess with us oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | 1191.9 | 5.7 |
| look at this dump got a rune over there | 1195.14 | 5.1 |
| oh boy rooms they may as well grab it | 1197.6 | 4.74 |
| I'm here let's level up juice where in | 1200.24 | 3.84 |
| the hell are you taking me I heard it | 1202.34 | 4.199 |
| was down here somewhere maybe it's this | 1204.08 | 4.56 |
| next level oh wait can I not fly him | 1206.539 | 4.321 |
| here can you not uh I just got kicked | 1208.64 | 4.14 |
| off The Birds okay just have them follow | 1210.86 | 2.939 |
| you | 1212.78 | 3.899 |
| okay all right hey tubby time to go meet | 1213.799 | 4.981 |
| me at the bottom step yep on the way oh | 1216.679 | 4.141 |
| this cave is big | 1218.78 | 5.399 |
| oh here we go you see me yeah now I see | 1220.82 | 6.12 |
| you what the hell okay pretty cool right | 1224.179 | 4.141 |
| over here I'm not really sure what this | 1226.94 | 3.0 |
| thing is I think you can build in it | 1228.32 | 3.359 |
| yeah it's like one of those drops or one | 1229.94 | 3.9 |
| of those uh Obelisk things oh yeah | 1231.679 | 5.761 |
| gotcha see what a room all this just for | 1233.84 | 4.98 |
| that little thing all right we're gonna | 1237.44 | 6.479 |
| do crystal metal polymer oil fiber hide | 1238.82 | 8.4 |
| here we go oh I want to try something I | 1243.919 | 6.841 |
| did some button combo hell | 1247.22 | 5.819 |
| you can actually do it hey good effort | 1250.76 | 5.76 |
| let's see here unlike that and then holy | 1253.039 | 4.981 |
| [ __ ] they actually landed it just takes | 1256.52 | 3.84 |
| them 10 minutes oh yeah well done I'm | 1258.02 | 5.76 |
| sorry thank you okay so I unlocked cryo | 1260.36 | 5.4 |
| ponds right there you go how many can do | 1263.78 | 5.1 |
| I need three of them oh yeah here we go | 1265.76 | 5.82 |
| oh this is a game changer oh yeah now | 1268.88 | 3.96 |
| we'll be able to keep animals in our | 1271.58 | 3.24 |
| pocket it's great hey for some of these | 1272.84 | 3.959 |
| flyers I found a really cool cave we | 1274.82 | 3.54 |
| could possibly store them in we don't | 1276.799 | 3.901 |
| need a storm we have crab pots I know | 1278.36 | 4.74 |
| but I mean what if we die and now and | 1280.7 | 3.719 |
| and like they kill us and then get into | 1283.1 | 2.88 |
| our bodies they get our cry open do what | 1284.419 | 3.421 |
| I do don't don't die okay I need you to | 1285.98 | 3.3 |
| have a real conversation with me right | 1287.84 | 3.719 |
| now okay what if we die and we have a | 1289.28 | 3.96 |
| cryopods with our animals on them | 1291.559 | 3.12 |
| shouldn't we have these animals stored | 1293.24 | 3.179 |
| in several locations uh cryo | 1294.679 | 3.541 |
| refrigerator all right whatever I'll | 1296.419 | 3.841 |
| just do something I'll just serious he's | 1298.22 | 3.78 |
| gonna last for [ __ ] ever okay I want | 1300.26 | 3.24 |
| it stop I feel like it's good stuff | 1302.0 | 4.2 |
| crying refrigerator is a good answer all | 1303.5 | 3.96 |
| right I thought we'd I thought this | 1306.2 | 3.54 |
| would be a good moment but no | 1307.46 | 4.68 |
| here we go that's one | 1309.74 | 4.559 |
| we got one | 1312.14 | 4.44 |
| yeah let's store them in the cave there | 1314.299 | 2.911 |
| you go | 1316.58 | 5.88 |
| [Laughter] | 1317.21 | 5.25 |
| here it is | 1323.179 | 5.341 |
| please let me fly in here | 1325.0 | 5.679 |
| I'm not I'm gonna die in here | 1328.52 | 5.159 |
| yeah | 1330.679 | 3.0 |
| what a room | 1333.919 | 6.301 |
| nice come on get those little uh things | 1337.159 | 7.02 |
| runes or whatever all right so | 1340.22 | 7.74 |
| so we can travel | 1344.179 | 5.24 |
| valheim | 1347.96 | 3.719 |
| I want Valentine | 1349.419 | 5.62 |
| all right I'll level up here shortly but | 1351.679 | 7.801 |
| uh all right here we go this is nice | 1355.039 | 5.64 |
| good | 1359.48 | 3.54 |
| uh at least she's a Silverstone are you | 1360.679 | 3.721 |
| coming with me | 1363.02 | 3.6 |
| I can't wait to see this | 1364.4 | 7.5 |
| eye four three two one | 1366.62 | 5.28 |
| nice let's check it out | 1374.419 | 5.86 |
| [Applause] | 1377.0 | 3.279 |
| hey | 1381.52 | 4.98 |
| hey look at all this | 1383.24 | 3.26 |
| [Music] | 1387.08 | 7.62 |
| A Whole New World I know exactly what | 1388.84 | 8.699 |
| I'm looking for | 1394.7 | 2.839 |
| um maybe | 1398.6 | 2.48 |
| [Music] | 1403.78 | 3.1 |
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