Oops. I deleted the entire forest. - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey Appsro, remember that time you deleted the entire forest in Conan Exiles? Classic move, buddy.
appsro: Oh come on, Neebs, it was an accident! I just wanted to clear some space for my new fortress.
neebs: Sure, sure, blame it on the fortress. Next thing you know, you'll be deleting whole cities for a parking spot.
appsro: Hey, if it means I get a better view from my balcony, I might just do it!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| oo I said ooh shal Lama baby shal lama | 0.88 | 6.72 |
| ding dong what do we have here what | 4.88 | 4.839 |
| unlocking my next | 7.6 | 5.079 |
| spell can you see things happening yeah | 9.719 | 4.721 |
| I saw the things I unlocked oh I don't | 12.679 | 4.041 |
| see things happening so | 14.44 | 4.759 |
| l oh what what are these what's your | 16.72 | 4.88 |
| obsession with ly what ly what's your | 19.199 | 3.721 |
| obsession with it you're always talking | 21.6 | 3.759 |
| about it what is ly I've heard of lii I | 22.92 | 3.64 |
| think that's what I'm saying just | 25.359 | 3.16 |
| differently it's like a fruit right not | 26.56 | 4.36 |
| sure kind of they make Sak out of it oh | 28.519 | 4.761 |
| like I so I've seen that word ly yeah I | 30.92 | 3.4 |
| mean you should be the expert you won't | 33.28 | 2.76 |
| shut up about it I just want to drink | 34.32 | 4.48 |
| all right now check this | 36.04 | 2.76 |
| out abro yeah abro I'm right here well | 43.0 | 5.559 |
| glad he's gone now I can go steal | 47.079 | 3.32 |
| everything he has you hear me what are | 48.559 | 3.561 |
| you doing yeah I know you're right there | 50.399 | 2.96 |
| I can kind of see you look like a | 52.12 | 3.56 |
| Covenant Halo guy did they go invisible | 53.359 | 5.401 |
| oh they did they Shield but you know if | 55.68 | 4.199 |
| you weren't looking and you were sne | 58.76 | 2.599 |
| sneaking into a base like try climbing a | 59.879 | 3.36 |
| wall like this wall here yeah and just | 61.359 | 2.921 |
| like if you were just there and I was | 63.239 | 2.481 |
| just walking past I I don't think I'd | 64.28 | 2.64 |
| think about | 65.72 | 3.96 |
| it true oh I'd be well my feet are kind | 66.92 | 5.28 |
| of hanging out a little bit but you | 69.68 | 4.88 |
| right here oh man yeah I blend in I'm | 72.2 | 3.36 |
| like a | 74.56 | 3.44 |
| chameleon I am the cutest chameleon | 75.56 | 4.48 |
| you've ever seen but I can't see you | 78.0 | 4.2 |
| it's true I'm the cutest chameleon | 80.04 | 5.6 |
| you've never seen | 82.2 | 3.44 |
| ah all right hey we are running really | 85.68 | 5.16 |
| really low on metal so | 88.28 | 3.879 |
| we need to go get metal I don't know how | 90.84 | 2.52 |
| long I'm going to stay like this by the | 92.159 | 3.32 |
| way oh well okay just does your horse go | 93.36 | 3.56 |
| invisible when you get on it that's a | 95.479 | 2.841 |
| good question let's find out come on | 96.92 | 3.159 |
| where's bean beanan I know you can't see | 98.32 | 3.0 |
| me but I'm coming up here you see me be | 100.079 | 3.72 |
| around here yep y yep yep a that does | 101.32 | 4.64 |
| break it how you doing hey what's up hey | 103.799 | 4.801 |
| all right good to know to the great | 105.96 | 5.57 |
| Forge I'm not going to say | 108.6 | 10.24 |
| [Music] | 111.53 | 10.31 |
| that | 118.84 | 3.0 |
| uh nebes yeah buddy you know I'm what | 123.32 | 4.36 |
| I'm going to ask how much longer is it | 125.56 | 3.839 |
| yeah cuz we've been going for a while I | 127.68 | 3.76 |
| think we're close okay I don't know | 129.399 | 3.601 |
| exactly but I'm looking for rhinos I | 131.44 | 3.439 |
| want some thick leather oh the Rhino | 133.0 | 4.519 |
| country and I've got uh Dora gave me | 134.879 | 4.521 |
| these new weapons that are better I've | 137.519 | 3.681 |
| got like what what's your uh what's your | 139.4 | 4.479 |
| weapon at my my damage is a 29 I don't | 141.2 | 4.56 |
| know I know my pants are trash yeah your | 143.879 | 3.921 |
| pants are trash what are they single | 145.76 | 4.559 |
| digits oh trash pants yeah like | 147.8 | 4.36 |
| yeah that's ridiculous man my pants are | 150.319 | 2.64 |
| like | 152.16 | 4.079 |
| 42 why what is that a cat 42 is not even | 152.959 | 6.441 |
| good uh cat where to the right yeah I | 156.239 | 5.441 |
| don't know let's see you kitty cat yeah | 159.4 | 5.759 |
| that's a that's a k k k k r that's | 161.68 | 5.88 |
| that's a rock that's a waste of time | 165.159 | 4.281 |
| really there's another cat ahead of us | 167.56 | 5.44 |
| okay good cuz I was just that's a cat | 169.44 | 5.159 |
| all right we need the bigger the bigger | 173.0 | 4.8 |
| game yeah I think we got to go more back | 174.599 | 5.761 |
| this way right excuse me right there | 177.8 | 5.48 |
| okay yep okay past the cats of cats or | 180.36 | 4.439 |
| past the rock that I thought was a cat | 183.28 | 3.48 |
| never mind us kitty cats never mind oh | 184.799 | 3.72 |
| he's eating something maybe keep eating | 186.76 | 3.92 |
| enjoy your lunch kitty cat is he still | 188.519 | 4.601 |
| eating it no he he's on your butt I'm | 190.68 | 6.0 |
| watching him something well it's done | 193.12 | 5.96 |
| done eating yeah plus this is a a much | 196.68 | 4.32 |
| juicier thing to eat well that that's a | 199.08 | 5.079 |
| fast cat yep they usually are fast mhm I | 201.0 | 5.599 |
| would think a a cat would would | 204.159 | 5.36 |
| absolutely beat a horse most times no or | 206.599 | 4.72 |
| maybe maybe the the horses can run for | 209.519 | 3.481 |
| longer father that's a really good | 211.319 | 4.081 |
| question Simon I I too am curious I'm | 213.0 | 4.36 |
| thinking the cat's more in a burst maybe | 215.4 | 3.52 |
| they go for like maybe I don't know 10 | 217.36 | 3.159 |
| 20 seconds and then they're like [ __ ] | 218.92 | 3.36 |
| this and they get tired and have to lick | 220.519 | 3.241 |
| their paws | 222.28 | 4.319 |
| mhm oh there we go I don't know if | 223.76 | 4.199 |
| that's a rhino or one of those other | 226.599 | 2.961 |
| weird looking things yeah those things | 227.959 | 2.961 |
| suck because you don't get the Rhino | 229.56 | 3.599 |
| things that looks like a rhino I know | 230.92 | 4.12 |
| but I know I hear what you're saying | 233.159 | 3.521 |
| they're like reptiles I don't know what | 235.04 | 2.919 |
| uh I don't know which one's which so | 236.68 | 4.24 |
| I'll Trust you one way to find out one | 237.959 | 5.521 |
| way tell you what let's leave our horses | 240.92 | 5.319 |
| right here uhhuh freees you stay put | 243.48 | 4.599 |
| buddy same here look this one looks like | 246.239 | 4.08 |
| a legit you think this looks legit I | 248.079 | 3.72 |
| don't know maybe my hopes are low for | 250.319 | 4.041 |
| this one H maybe not oops whoops what | 251.799 | 4.321 |
| are you you attacking rocks I did I did | 254.36 | 3.719 |
| a move I was trying to crouch this might | 256.12 | 4.76 |
| be a reptile one o control is it's a | 258.079 | 4.601 |
| reptile one control is something I never | 260.88 | 5.599 |
| knew all right no oh man I'm doing my | 262.68 | 5.6 |
| move the Dodge roll did not | 266.479 | 5.44 |
| work oh Jesus did somebody someone die I | 268.28 | 6.479 |
| might have hit you oh Simon Simon damn | 271.919 | 5.601 |
| really what wow what Happ did did did | 274.759 | 5.081 |
| like we stab each other or was that was | 277.52 | 5.119 |
| that I might have shot him what I might | 279.84 | 3.919 |
| have what do you mean you might have | 282.639 | 3.081 |
| shot him well it's a possibility what do | 283.759 | 4.16 |
| you mean I mean a what number one rule | 285.72 | 4.199 |
| is don't hit each other I know but how | 287.919 | 4.641 |
| do you this is a reptile one okay so did | 289.919 | 4.961 |
| you try chopping it no well let me do it | 292.56 | 4.44 |
| I don't want to get hurt in the process | 294.88 | 5.92 |
| step away dris I am do Simon exotic | 297.0 | 6.0 |
| flesh and fangs I hit him with one like | 300.8 | 3.679 |
| one Arrow doesn't matter one arrow is | 303.0 | 3.4 |
| too much how' he die from one Arrow hey | 304.479 | 3.72 |
| if we W to Chick-fil-A together and you | 306.4 | 6.04 |
| said it's one Arrow it's not cool what | 308.199 | 5.761 |
| I'm trying to put this into a context | 312.44 | 3.12 |
| that makes sense in modern day I wish | 313.96 | 3.16 |
| you were better at it all right you pick | 315.56 | 3.479 |
| a restaurant what does a restaurant have | 317.12 | 3.84 |
| to do with anything pick a | 319.039 | 5.681 |
| restaurant TGF okay we're at tji Fridays | 320.96 | 6.679 |
| I shoot you with one arrow is that | 324.72 | 6.52 |
| okay no it don't | 327.639 | 7.441 |
| matter I it's one or two you know what | 331.24 | 6.12 |
| yeah you make a very good point NE I | 335.08 | 4.559 |
| know I'd love to end the conversation | 337.36 | 4.72 |
| all right grab his stuff I guess what | 339.639 | 4.84 |
| about if it was like out of benan though | 342.08 | 4.08 |
| same thing all right there's no | 344.479 | 5.241 |
| restaurant DB as [ __ ] what the hell | 346.16 | 7.36 |
| happened oh God where am I killed by | 349.72 | 7.68 |
| neees oh God where the hell am | 353.52 | 6.48 |
| I ah the great f | 357.4 | 4.72 |
| yes well lit all right I've been I've | 360.0 | 3.4 |
| been wanting to try this a minute follow | 362.12 | 3.6 |
| me over here what is try what metal | 363.4 | 3.76 |
| related yeah yeah you see all this metal | 365.72 | 3.52 |
| right here mhm Let's see we used to | 367.16 | 5.0 |
| harvest as the oldfashioned way y but I | 369.24 | 5.6 |
| got some new way oh God everything has a | 372.16 | 4.8 |
| spell now yeah it does let's see if I | 374.84 | 6.04 |
| can pull this off uh this one | 376.96 | 6.16 |
| uh it's better work I'm going to perform | 380.88 | 4.4 |
| my own magic real quick all right | 383.12 | 5.28 |
| Harvest all raw materials in the area | 385.28 | 4.68 |
| ready ready | 388.4 | 6.6 |
| oo chuma Wubba baby oh my | 389.96 | 8.519 |
| god wow that's a good range holy crap | 395.0 | 5.44 |
| that got so much more than I expected | 398.479 | 3.921 |
| can you move I am encumbered but I can't | 400.44 | 6.159 |
| move how much oh my God I got | 402.4 | 8.04 |
| 2,844 metal woo from that that is | 406.599 | 6.521 |
| awesome that is pretty damn cool holy | 410.44 | 4.96 |
| crap so yeah when we come out here just | 413.12 | 4.6 |
| send me no one has to you know waste | 415.4 | 5.079 |
| time chopping metal like they used to | 417.72 | 5.039 |
| back in the olden days with the pick and | 420.479 | 3.641 |
| I'm going to get rid of that I'll just | 422.759 | 3.201 |
| be the light that was cool now I want to | 424.12 | 4.68 |
| find like the biggest metal pile we can | 425.96 | 4.4 |
| just get it all we should go do it in a | 428.8 | 3.119 |
| forest and just knock down every tree | 430.36 | 4.16 |
| around us oh God which yeah I picked up | 431.919 | 4.521 |
| Stone and wood I got everything you're | 434.52 | 4.359 |
| going to be devastating to any | 436.44 | 6.199 |
| rainforest hold on I'm so encumbered I | 438.879 | 4.531 |
| got it | 442.639 | 2.12 |
| [Music] | 443.41 | 6.789 |
| all okay the birds are above this is | 444.759 | 7.761 |
| crappy where the hell man this is a long | 450.199 | 5.0 |
| way to go and this is sand the sand is | 452.52 | 5.76 |
| not is not cool on the feet who likes | 455.199 | 4.72 |
| Hot sand are there people that just | 458.28 | 3.759 |
| don't care you know there are bunch of | 459.919 | 5.521 |
| weirdos hot sand | 462.039 | 6.16 |
| sucks is that keev following us yeah | 465.44 | 4.8 |
| why'd you get so close to it did I you | 468.199 | 4.4 |
| did man let there's a campfire oh yeah I | 470.24 | 3.84 |
| think we've been here before oh you were | 472.599 | 4.28 |
| here I think so oh nice TR oh am I | 474.08 | 4.72 |
| bleeding it looked like it missed me is | 476.879 | 3.76 |
| that thing still us uh yeah another one | 478.8 | 3.2 |
| is too and I'm believe okay how do we | 480.639 | 4.96 |
| handle this probably via fight not that | 482.0 | 5.84 |
| not that not that oh Rhino just ahead so | 485.599 | 4.481 |
| we got to take care of them okay uh-oh | 487.84 | 4.639 |
| okay don't you hit my horse don't you | 490.08 | 3.399 |
| hit my | 492.479 | 5.68 |
| horse oh God guys I'm close I'm close | 493.479 | 7.081 |
| but I might be dying soon I don't see | 498.159 | 5.121 |
| you man don't die okay well something's | 500.56 | 6.479 |
| attacking me and uh you see me I can't | 503.28 | 6.12 |
| look at the map and I don't see you look | 507.039 | 4.641 |
| at the map then I get bit oh man I see a | 509.4 | 4.079 |
| rhino yeah that's what I just told you | 511.68 | 3.839 |
| all right hold on did you kill the cats | 513.479 | 3.881 |
| yes cat's down all right do you see | 515.519 | 3.0 |
| Simon where is he we're going to get | 517.36 | 3.2 |
| this RH oh | 518.519 | 5.681 |
| godam get away from me you dumb cat okay | 520.56 | 6.36 |
| yep I I can't [ __ ] let's I'll get the | 524.2 | 4.639 |
| Rhino oh Rhino there's a rhino right | 526.92 | 4.479 |
| there and the cat is is is biting on the | 528.839 | 5.241 |
| Rhino so that Sav oh God another cat is | 531.399 | 5.0 |
| that a different cat please dude how | 534.08 | 4.72 |
| about this go over here go over here | 536.399 | 4.601 |
| right now and fight this rhino both of | 538.8 | 4.44 |
| you is that working it's working all | 541.0 | 4.519 |
| right hold on let me stop for a sec get | 543.24 | 4.68 |
| my bearings you are your Simon you're | 545.519 | 4.201 |
| supposed to be so close to me Simon I | 547.92 | 3.68 |
| think I see well what you're talking | 549.72 | 4.16 |
| about yeah and I'm right by them mes | 551.6 | 3.56 |
| let's take care of this rhino and make | 553.88 | 2.959 |
| our way to the other Rhino oh God the | 555.16 | 4.08 |
| cat's after me cat's after me this baby | 556.839 | 4.281 |
| rhinos over here I'm going to go buy | 559.24 | 3.96 |
| this rhino and get the cat to fight this | 561.12 | 3.8 |
| one all right I started shooting this | 563.2 | 5.36 |
| one oh God two cats ooh are they both on | 564.92 | 5.76 |
| that rhino you different Rhino then I'm | 568.56 | 4.56 |
| stabbing Dr be careful Rhino down easy | 570.68 | 5.32 |
| easy peasy peas all right sumon you good | 573.12 | 5.04 |
| no I'm not good but I'm here where is he | 576.0 | 4.2 |
| is he that way D yes he is I'm going to | 578.16 | 3.56 |
| harvest this I'll be right there if you | 580.2 | 3.24 |
| guys can see me on the map I know I | 581.72 | 4.76 |
| could see you but whenever I stop or I I | 583.44 | 4.8 |
| mean I should see you you're supposed to | 586.48 | 5.24 |
| be [ __ ] what are you chasing me 18 th | 588.24 | 6.839 |
| Lea man oh I see you he on oh you got a | 591.72 | 6.119 |
| RH on your butt I know sure I do all | 595.079 | 5.801 |
| right down Runo down all right stop for | 597.839 | 6.0 |
| a second get to my stuff when I spin why | 600.88 | 4.92 |
| doesn't the [ __ ] thing rotate it | 603.839 | 3.401 |
| annoys the hell out of me that it | 605.8 | 3.44 |
| doesn't [ __ ] was that sumon I just | 607.24 | 4.52 |
| passed yep I was like who's that hobo | 609.24 | 4.52 |
| man is that was you are these freaking | 611.76 | 5.519 |
| uh they're not moving these cats oh dead | 613.76 | 6.24 |
| okay we just collapsed right here okay | 617.279 | 4.281 |
| Simon uh you me take you back to your | 620.0 | 3.24 |
| stuff you know where it's at uh well I | 621.56 | 3.24 |
| mean I should but it'll take me forever | 623.24 | 3.32 |
| to find it even though it's right there | 624.8 | 5.84 |
| yep so is my body down there yep down | 626.56 | 9.32 |
| below yep okay in the sand | 630.64 | 7.68 |
| nope I know you're trying to be stealthy | 635.88 | 3.92 |
| but they really should be able to see | 638.32 | 2.92 |
| this no they don't know what we're doing | 639.8 | 3.039 |
| out here they think we're just some dumb | 641.24 | 3.32 |
| monkeys we're we're dressed better than | 642.839 | 3.721 |
| they are why would they assume that I | 644.56 | 3.519 |
| don't know maybe they got bad sight you | 646.56 | 3.32 |
| know there's no optometrist around here | 648.079 | 3.401 |
| that's true you ever think about that | 649.88 | 4.199 |
| people back people just think oh they | 651.48 | 4.44 |
| just have bad eyes and I guess they do | 654.079 | 3.841 |
| but they had no way to fix them yeah no | 655.92 | 3.599 |
| you probably just died because you know | 657.92 | 3.039 |
| you couldn't see the P that was coming | 659.519 | 4.721 |
| at you live blind all right here we go | 660.959 | 5.481 |
| okay well where'd he go I don't know | 664.24 | 4.12 |
| where is he who knows all right you're | 666.44 | 3.44 |
| going to try and sneak in there yeah I'm | 668.36 | 3.32 |
| going to see yeah are these guys just | 669.88 | 2.92 |
| going to ignore me I'm going to go in | 671.68 | 2.48 |
| and see if they have a sorcerer and I'm | 672.8 | 2.52 |
| looking for a cook too all right yeah | 674.16 | 2.44 |
| thank you for the cook I need them all | 675.32 | 3.36 |
| right so I'm going to get sneaky like I | 676.6 | 3.64 |
| wonder if they'll hear me like can I | 678.68 | 3.36 |
| just run past good to try that on the | 680.24 | 5.0 |
| first couple guys I can't see you at all | 682.04 | 5.919 |
| anymore good | 685.24 | 4.56 |
| shh | 687.959 | 5.521 |
| oh it what snuck right past them oh my | 689.8 | 5.599 |
| God they're so stupid all right really | 693.48 | 3.799 |
| stupid I'm sneaking in here this place | 695.399 | 4.12 |
| looks crazy this is cool sounds like | 697.279 | 4.321 |
| you're partying in there does they got | 699.519 | 4.361 |
| their drums going War drums let's say I | 701.6 | 4.32 |
| need a sorcerer anything goes wrong I'll | 703.88 | 3.8 |
| distract them I'll make noises just let | 705.92 | 3.96 |
| me know all right let's see can I see | 707.68 | 4.64 |
| what they are oh that's an armorer yeah | 709.88 | 4.48 |
| this is great this is how we find good | 712.32 | 3.84 |
| people now instead of going in like a | 714.36 | 4.88 |
| mad man we don't even waste our time oh | 716.16 | 5.28 |
| I found that cook oh I want it it's a | 719.24 | 4.279 |
| woman oh perfect they're the best how | 721.44 | 3.8 |
| they're not hearing us oh what always | 723.519 | 3.401 |
| say a sorcerer we're Whispering that's | 725.24 | 3.64 |
| how this works this a sorcerer if you | 726.92 | 4.08 |
| talk like this nobody can hear you yeah | 728.88 | 4.84 |
| it's a sorcerer okay so what's the | 731.0 | 5.04 |
| mission do we have to kill everyone else | 733.72 | 3.72 |
| I'm going to kill this sorcerer and get | 736.04 | 3.44 |
| this sorcerer Pages that's what I need | 737.44 | 5.0 |
| oh wait can I murder be stealthy or when | 739.48 | 5.2 |
| I use my weapon is it going to detect me | 742.44 | 3.759 |
| all right one way to find out one way to | 744.68 | 3.2 |
| find | 746.199 | 4.801 |
| out yes give me all the stuff give me | 747.88 | 4.88 |
| all the stuff are you invisible still | 751.0 | 3.279 |
| are you still invisible no they see me | 752.76 | 3.16 |
| they see me they see me I'm running I'm | 754.279 | 4.601 |
| running oh God I see you I see you | 755.92 | 6.44 |
| running run run I see PR nothing nothing | 758.88 | 5.28 |
| run I'm running I guess we don't have to | 762.36 | 3.4 |
| do this voice anymore run no I am | 764.16 | 4.88 |
| running [ __ ] run let's | 765.76 | 3.28 |
| go sorry guys head on back head on back | 769.079 | 4.32 |
| let's lose him and then you can sneak | 772.16 | 2.84 |
| back in for the chef oh I can go in | 773.399 | 4.0 |
| there yeah and I can beat pretend though | 775.0 | 4.519 |
| oh let's leave we're so afraid of oh | 777.399 | 4.68 |
| yeah let's get out of here oh no there | 779.519 | 6.521 |
| we're going they already gave up | 782.079 | 6.801 |
| fools all right neebs uhhuh hear me out | 786.04 | 4.12 |
| do you know what I'm thinking yeah I | 788.88 | 3.199 |
| don't like it what I mean stealing | 790.16 | 4.239 |
| babies we killed their parents yeah yeah | 792.079 | 4.281 |
| but they attacked us yeah and these one | 794.399 | 3.761 |
| day will attack us as well right | 796.36 | 4.12 |
| unnecessarily and if we raise them and | 798.16 | 4.2 |
| uh brainwash them we just raise them and | 800.48 | 4.28 |
| then we we get what we need right we | 802.36 | 3.919 |
| raise them to kill them but we give them | 804.76 | 3.6 |
| a good life do I really need to explain | 806.279 | 4.36 |
| why this is is bad well do you think | 808.36 | 4.12 |
| it's better to leave them to die | 810.639 | 3.56 |
| undefended with no parents I think | 812.48 | 3.479 |
| they're old enough they'll be all right | 814.199 | 4.281 |
| I doubt that I I don't well I think that | 815.959 | 3.921 |
| there was a reason why they were still | 818.48 | 4.76 |
| with the parents H they weren't ready so | 819.88 | 4.639 |
| want to get the other one now look you | 823.24 | 3.159 |
| separated them if you're going to do | 824.519 | 3.601 |
| that you got to grab both raise them | 826.399 | 3.161 |
| together and then I can't wait to see | 828.12 | 3.519 |
| you have to kill it all right hey Simon | 829.56 | 3.839 |
| what was it was it me that killed you | 831.639 | 5.12 |
| with an arrow uh no no it was nees oh oh | 833.399 | 5.88 |
| did I stab you through the Rhino he | 836.759 | 4.52 |
| if that was had an Applebees would that | 839.279 | 4.12 |
| one stabbing be okay look that still | 841.279 | 3.48 |
| stands man we Apple bees you're not | 843.399 | 3.56 |
| shooting anybody but I do know this was | 844.759 | 4.52 |
| I attacking that Rhino first oh oh he's | 846.959 | 3.401 |
| you're going to make it so that it was | 849.279 | 3.12 |
| my fault of course y think I was going | 850.36 | 3.919 |
| to take blame for this yeah yeah yeah | 852.399 | 3.24 |
| yeah no I get that that's who we're | 854.279 | 2.961 |
| dealing with right now yeah well I mean | 855.639 | 3.161 |
| that's what what we deal with every time | 857.24 | 3.08 |
| grab that other baby r you can't | 858.8 | 3.44 |
| separate I don't know where it is all | 860.32 | 3.639 |
| right it's a search party all right | 862.24 | 4.24 |
| let's search for the baby come on baby | 863.959 | 4.0 |
| oh the baby might have been killed by | 866.48 | 4.0 |
| this cat that's just chilling over here | 867.959 | 4.641 |
| un this cat's dead are you dead nope | 870.48 | 3.359 |
| you're not dead you're going I see it I | 872.6 | 2.96 |
| see it you're going to attack me oh I | 873.839 | 3.321 |
| see the baby now we're here grab the | 875.56 | 3.8 |
| baby grabbing the baby all right I'll | 877.16 | 4.28 |
| I'll bring this cat away don't kill the | 879.36 | 3.839 |
| baby cat we're going to kill it later | 881.44 | 3.92 |
| when it's bigger we get more out of it | 883.199 | 5.481 |
| got the baby oh c killing the cat cat | 885.36 | 6.24 |
| dead good job baby hours yay baby | 888.68 | 5.92 |
| stealing | 891.6 | 3.0 |
| yay I guess this is the march of | 895.199 | 5.521 |
| progress you know spells are introduced | 897.68 | 5.159 |
| and now I don't have a purpose I used to | 900.72 | 4.239 |
| kill people and used to hit things with | 902.839 | 4.92 |
| my Axe and my pickaxe they're both axes | 904.959 | 4.44 |
| now I got nothing to do this is why | 907.759 | 4.64 |
| people get lazy and fat automation spell | 909.399 | 4.761 |
| does everything you don't have to dig a | 912.399 | 4.8 |
| ditch oh my God it's so dark in here I | 914.16 | 4.679 |
| can't see I know that cook was hanging | 917.199 | 3.601 |
| out yeah there you are you just going to | 918.839 | 4.92 |
| smack him uh yeah hold on let me pi up | 920.8 | 5.0 |
| here smack rope them and run like hell | 923.759 | 4.481 |
| oh there another sorcerer I really want | 925.8 | 5.44 |
| okay yeah focusing Focus I'm going to do | 928.24 | 5.839 |
| the cook I'm going to hit bind and run | 931.24 | 5.68 |
| yeah so good order of events go Bo got | 934.079 | 5.521 |
| her and find her and I'm | 936.92 | 5.479 |
| out nothing nothing nothing nothing | 939.6 | 4.359 |
| nothing nothing going well is this going | 942.399 | 3.68 |
| well so far it's going great going great | 943.959 | 3.641 |
| I think I see you you're running there's | 946.079 | 4.041 |
| people behind | 947.6 | 2.52 |
| you this is the way it is this happening | 950.56 | 4.04 |
| huh this is happening this happening | 953.12 | 2.92 |
| like this is the way to get people | 954.6 | 3.52 |
| where's the body it should be behind me | 956.04 | 3.76 |
| it's like I'm my screen it's like 100 ft | 958.12 | 4.56 |
| away oh really but but this is awesome | 959.8 | 5.519 |
| it'll work yeah yeah you guys run away | 962.68 | 6.279 |
| like her anyway she was a bad | 965.319 | 6.0 |
| cook well thank you Abra oh you're | 968.959 | 4.161 |
| welcome yeah hey you guys ever need | 971.319 | 3.96 |
| anything you come just see see your good | 973.12 | 4.6 |
| buddy abro hey you uh go ahead and drop | 975.279 | 4.24 |
| that body real quick why and then pick | 977.72 | 3.84 |
| it back up cuz uh it doesn't look right | 979.519 | 3.88 |
| no I'm keeping it like this all right | 981.56 | 3.8 |
| I'm going to go home okay wait which way | 983.399 | 3.721 |
| was home come on bad dad we'll show them | 985.36 | 3.839 |
| oh wait no not this way still | 987.12 | 5.12 |
| away Simon you put a bed roll down I did | 989.199 | 5.961 |
| I mean you know at at least if I die | 992.24 | 5.159 |
| I'll have the option to come here and | 995.16 | 4.76 |
| not wherever I was before yeah proud of | 997.399 | 4.44 |
| you oh thanks I mean having a bed roll | 999.92 | 5.399 |
| down is like you can't lose uh unless he | 1001.839 | 5.281 |
| forgets he put a bed roll down and then | 1005.319 | 4.121 |
| dies and then I go where I was before | 1007.12 | 3.8 |
| then he spawns up here that's going to | 1009.44 | 3.759 |
| be something I was looking this cliff | 1010.92 | 4.159 |
| and I was like this would be like a | 1013.199 | 3.2 |
| great remember thing we were doing we | 1015.079 | 3.88 |
| diving like this where you run and boom | 1016.399 | 4.88 |
| yeah yeah I didn't do it you didn't no I | 1018.959 | 4.44 |
| heard you guys talking about it oh all | 1021.279 | 4.28 |
| right um well Simon you got a bed roll | 1023.399 | 5.081 |
| why don't you uh I I the combo of what | 1025.559 | 5.4 |
| you have to do it's uh I forget you know | 1028.48 | 5.12 |
| the buttons it's like this the Crouch | 1030.959 | 4.681 |
| button you jump then Crouch oh I'd love | 1033.6 | 4.599 |
| to see this this is getting a good oh | 1035.64 | 4.399 |
| it's jump and then it's jump and then | 1038.199 | 4.521 |
| Crouch which is Crouch isn't control | 1040.039 | 6.321 |
| it's c yeah do on the ground do one just | 1042.72 | 5.56 |
| right here first then then show Dr off | 1046.36 | 3.76 |
| the Cliff all right hold on so I I got | 1048.28 | 3.96 |
| to remember how to do it oh I think I | 1050.12 | 4.84 |
| switched my jump and then see there it | 1052.24 | 4.559 |
| is O that was really good all right now | 1054.96 | 4.16 |
| watch this dris I'm about to nail it | 1056.799 | 4.801 |
| Simon all right all right boom boom | 1059.12 | 6.2 |
| boom jump and then | 1061.6 | 3.72 |
| see dris yeah I got a secret what I | 1068.679 | 6.36 |
| picked up his bed and put down another | 1073.32 | 7.08 |
| one what you son of a what | 1075.039 | 5.361 |
| I know it's mean but I just thought it'd | 1082.08 | 4.12 |
| be really funny God that's great that's | 1083.52 | 5.56 |
| great you're such a you're piece of | 1086.2 | 5.76 |
| [ __ ] right | 1089.08 | 5.44 |
| right ah so what we just wait now or | 1091.96 | 4.68 |
| what yeah I guess we just wait jokes on | 1094.52 | 6.12 |
| us yeah worth it | 1096.64 | 6.96 |
| what in the | 1100.64 | 5.84 |
| [ __ ] are you kidding me I didn't know | 1103.6 | 4.84 |
| that he was getting to be like that | 1106.48 | 3.88 |
| that's the that's the level of | 1108.44 | 5.719 |
| shittiness son of a [ __ ] | 1110.36 | 7.92 |
| great all right Anthony so screw the | 1114.159 | 7.241 |
| rainforest uh yeah I hear we need wood | 1118.28 | 4.879 |
| let's get some wood I don't think we | 1121.4 | 4.44 |
| need this much wood we just kill | 1123.159 | 4.241 |
| Tre | 1125.84 | 8.28 |
| yes perfect oh my God Ah that's amazing | 1127.4 | 11.159 |
| mhm okay y I'm encumbered now here give | 1134.12 | 5.799 |
| me all of your stuff and do it again | 1138.559 | 3.36 |
| jeez I got one two three four dump | 1139.919 | 4.161 |
| everything I will be your pack mule dump | 1141.919 | 3.681 |
| everything and then go to more Tre way I | 1144.08 | 3.88 |
| got 4,000 wood give it to me I can take | 1145.6 | 3.92 |
| it you'll be encumbered put it in me I | 1147.96 | 2.92 |
| can take it no I'm not going to put it | 1149.52 | 2.399 |
| in you that's the point then we'll both | 1150.88 | 2.32 |
| be encumbered and we can both waddle | 1151.919 | 3.601 |
| home with 5,000 wood in our pockets oh | 1153.2 | 4.28 |
| is that what you want to do yes okay | 1155.52 | 4.12 |
| here you take all this wood thank you oh | 1157.48 | 3.8 |
| my God the bag's getting bigger right | 1159.64 | 3.68 |
| yeah and I got this one I got that one | 1161.28 | 4.519 |
| I'm still at 163% wow that's so much | 1163.32 | 4.359 |
| wood I feel like God I'll put it on my | 1165.799 | 2.961 |
| person | 1167.679 | 3.761 |
| I got bark I got like 750 bark o the | 1168.76 | 4.36 |
| horses are eating good yeah they are but | 1171.44 | 3.52 |
| I got to drop it cuz I'm still okay all | 1173.12 | 3.32 |
| right give me that more all right so you | 1174.96 | 3.44 |
| got all that all right here I come go | 1176.44 | 4.2 |
| down over to these Woods maybe uhhuh yep | 1178.4 | 3.32 |
| let's see I don't know these Woods over | 1180.64 | 2.8 |
| here are close to the base waddle over | 1181.72 | 3.72 |
| here let's waddle oh we can show off to | 1183.44 | 3.96 |
| these people oh there's a way to destroy | 1185.44 | 3.44 |
| their environment is that peanut butter | 1187.4 | 3.08 |
| and jelly is that peanut butter and | 1188.88 | 3.84 |
| jelly is that them I don't know I need | 1190.48 | 4.64 |
| uh I need fresh Souls so slow down I I | 1192.72 | 7.0 |
| can't keep up uh we try to run | 1195.12 | 6.679 |
| there we go all yeah mayy right yeah | 1199.72 | 4.4 |
| Jesus you're like durus at an airport is | 1201.799 | 4.161 |
| he slow at an airport no he's fast at an | 1204.12 | 3.48 |
| airport he's got long legs and he's like | 1205.96 | 2.88 |
| I got to get to the next gate | 1207.6 | 3.72 |
| immediately oh okay you're six seven | 1208.84 | 4.839 |
| people behind trying to follow him mess | 1211.32 | 3.56 |
| hey I'm kind of like that an airport too | 1213.679 | 2.36 |
| I'm like I want to get to the gate me | 1214.88 | 2.679 |
| too but my legs are tiny and they just | 1216.039 | 3.441 |
| can't keep up I'm going as fast as I can | 1217.559 | 3.681 |
| real get new legs all right you ready | 1219.48 | 3.4 |
| you know they have that I know they do | 1221.24 | 5.919 |
| it's it's [ __ ] up ooh chuma W | 1222.88 | 7.96 |
| leg yeah oh my | 1227.159 | 6.801 |
| god wow this is my favorite new spell | 1230.84 | 4.839 |
| you know you're getting greedy right | 1233.96 | 3.04 |
| what you're like destroying the | 1235.679 | 3.161 |
| environment oh big yeah big I mean look | 1237.0 | 3.28 |
| at this there was a whole Forest here | 1238.84 | 3.76 |
| when I got here oh my God there's not | 1240.28 | 4.16 |
| wow we have completely altered the | 1242.6 | 3.72 |
| landscape oh my God somebody needs to | 1244.44 | 4.28 |
| start picking against us | 1246.32 | 5.56 |
| rioting oh damn it hey can anyone hear | 1248.72 | 5.88 |
| me [ __ ] anyone hear me what's up sumon | 1251.88 | 5.08 |
| first of all why neebs sorry I'm just | 1254.6 | 4.88 |
| bored and I get bored I like to do stuff | 1256.96 | 4.44 |
| it was funny it was kind of funny I know | 1259.48 | 4.76 |
| I know I mean at the and it's true at my | 1261.4 | 4.68 |
| expense it is funny I just need to try | 1264.24 | 4.4 |
| to learn how to kill you guys and amuse | 1266.08 | 5.719 |
| myself more fair and uh and I get that | 1268.64 | 5.56 |
| now I realize that's just a fun thing to | 1271.799 | 4.521 |
| do where you at I see cats but not you | 1274.2 | 4.24 |
| uh I'm above you're above y I'm am I | 1276.32 | 3.68 |
| fighting the cats that were fighting you | 1278.44 | 5.04 |
| y oh God okay so I guess I'm down I'm | 1280.0 | 6.36 |
| dead down below yep I apologize Simon I | 1283.48 | 5.12 |
| know it's okay I mean listen | 1286.36 | 5.16 |
| you you like to you like to pick on the | 1288.6 | 5.079 |
| emotionally weak one no I like to pick | 1291.52 | 4.159 |
| on anybody I know but you particularly | 1293.679 | 4.721 |
| like to to poke it Fair Simon you're the | 1295.679 | 4.0 |
| one who had the bed roll down and then | 1298.4 | 2.879 |
| he it spawned his idea yeah it would | 1299.679 | 3.161 |
| have been weird if I asked D to do that | 1301.279 | 4.201 |
| you know yeah yeah I'm sure again it's | 1302.84 | 5.64 |
| all my fault all right so where is my | 1305.48 | 4.679 |
| stuff it's down below here uh yeah we | 1308.48 | 3.52 |
| got we got to climb way it's way down | 1310.159 | 3.921 |
| there unfortunately right well I mean I | 1312.0 | 4.4 |
| don't have to climb okay but if I put a | 1314.08 | 5.16 |
| bed roll down you probably pick it up | 1316.4 | 5.399 |
| again cuz it's funny no I'm a one joke | 1319.24 | 4.799 |
| one time joke guy n well I wouldn't do | 1321.799 | 3.801 |
| it anyway that's not true at all that's | 1324.039 | 3.321 |
| not true at all I would I would if I | 1325.6 | 4.439 |
| were you if I were you I would a buffer | 1327.36 | 4.24 |
| like you got like a good couple weeks | 1330.039 | 3.401 |
| before I try this again no that's okay | 1331.6 | 3.76 |
| I'm going to jump and if I die on this | 1333.44 | 4.119 |
| try it's going to be fun all right I'm | 1335.36 | 5.919 |
| doing it boom and then slide slide slide | 1337.559 | 7.881 |
| boom Oh god did you stick it I I didn't | 1341.279 | 6.121 |
| do what I was supposed to do but I'm not | 1345.44 | 4.2 |
| dead okay at least not yet all right | 1347.4 | 4.759 |
| grab your stuff that's the still going | 1349.64 | 4.68 |
| to be tricky for me there it is is it | 1352.159 | 5.64 |
| here is it's around here somewhere it's | 1354.32 | 5.599 |
| reasonably close wait 10 minutes I'll | 1357.799 | 5.041 |
| find it sorry again Simon yeah I don't | 1359.919 | 5.041 |
| know if that's going to cut it this time | 1362.84 | 4.959 |
| okay but uh hey we got thick leather | 1364.96 | 4.959 |
| yeah and we're going to have more when | 1367.799 | 5.561 |
| we you know yeah and that makes up for | 1369.919 | 8.041 |
| killing me or once and then making me | 1373.36 | 6.48 |
| run across half the map for your | 1377.96 | 4.079 |
| amusement yeah we're on the same page | 1379.84 | 4.04 |
| Perfect all right grab your stuff let's | 1382.039 | 5.52 |
| go home yep you're a bully cre pie all | 1383.88 | 4.88 |
| right I want to go talk to peanut butter | 1387.559 | 3.041 |
| and jelly Oh but before I do that I got | 1388.76 | 3.279 |
| something for me I've been wanting to | 1390.6 | 4.079 |
| try this too what magic are you going to | 1392.039 | 4.961 |
| produce Now give me a moment oh Hur you | 1394.679 | 4.041 |
| better hurry oh no better hurry with the | 1397.0 | 3.44 |
| magic keep keep her busy keep her busy I | 1398.72 | 3.959 |
| mean busy is going to be dead oh God | 1400.44 | 5.04 |
| okay so yeah well JS is there another | 1402.679 | 5.841 |
| one over there m yep sitting down oh | 1405.48 | 7.84 |
| okay good I can show him this okay M and | 1408.52 | 8.48 |
| le le le Ley | 1413.32 | 5.239 |
| cranberry | 1417.0 | 4.559 |
| uh | 1418.559 | 3.0 |
| oranges | 1422.6 | 5.04 |
| what oh good now we can do double magic | 1424.48 | 5.64 |
| yeah what what does it do it's a | 1427.64 | 4.96 |
| duplicate of myself in every way I I | 1430.12 | 4.96 |
| guess so it wanders around and does goes | 1432.6 | 4.0 |
| on adventures that are later cut into | 1435.08 | 4.0 |
| YouTube videos yeah guess so all right | 1436.6 | 4.16 |
| and she's cute say it's supposed to | 1439.08 | 3.32 |
| enrage enemies so hold on let's go get | 1440.76 | 3.2 |
| this guy I think she's staying where she | 1442.4 | 4.8 |
| is though hey peanut butter Andor jelly | 1443.96 | 4.68 |
| hey I'm looking at you why aren't you | 1447.2 | 3.359 |
| looking at me there we go there we go | 1448.64 | 4.6 |
| all right come on I might not be fast | 1450.559 | 4.48 |
| enough come on Hammer oh my God come on | 1453.24 | 3.6 |
| Hammer oh my god oh no wow all right I'm | 1455.039 | 5.801 |
| not fast go oh oh it's mad it's mad at | 1456.84 | 6.439 |
| it's mad at the purple yeah go after the | 1460.84 | 4.64 |
| purple oo what's purple going to do he | 1463.279 | 4.921 |
| don't like purple people wow so this | 1465.48 | 4.28 |
| thing really doesn't fight back or do | 1468.2 | 3.44 |
| anything it just makes this guy really | 1469.76 | 4.08 |
| angry and fused on it all right I guess | 1471.64 | 4.24 |
| you can kill him I what should I say | 1473.84 | 3.199 |
| before I kill him like is there | 1475.88 | 3.56 |
| something cool I don't know B bing bing | 1477.039 | 5.321 |
| bong bing bong nice thanks all right | 1479.44 | 4.599 |
| let's waddle home yep we got we got a | 1482.36 | 3.679 |
| lot of waddling to do mhm thanks for | 1484.039 | 5.041 |
| your help me you were great eh not my | 1486.039 | 4.681 |
| favorite member wonder if she'd follow | 1489.08 | 5.719 |
| me to the bedroom I got something to do | 1490.72 | 4.079 |
| tonight | 1496.76 | 11.289 |
| [Music] | 1498.83 | 9.219 |
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