2 Dorks vs. A DEMON SPIDER! - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey Simon, remember that time we took on that DEMON SPIDER in Conan Exiles? That was a blast!
simon: Oh yeah, that was epic! We may be dorks, but we sure showed that spider who's boss!
neebs: Haha, definitely! And hey, at least we did it together, right? Two dorks are better than one!
simon: Absolutely! Plus, we always have each other's backs, even when facing off against giant demon spiders. Teamwork makes the dream work!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| hey guys uh thanks for coming to | 0.96 | 6.72 |
| zcon yeah I didn't know it was zcon I | 4.48 | 4.84 |
| wouldn't have shown up wait don't start | 7.68 | 4.959 |
| I want to come too hold up Bobby come on | 9.32 | 6.6 |
| Bobby come on who's Bobby my envelope ow | 12.639 | 4.48 |
| come on man you got to get out of the | 15.92 | 2.32 |
| house sometimes you can't just stay | 17.119 | 2.521 |
| there all the time we're waiting for | 18.24 | 4.16 |
| Bobby yeah I mean we don't need to wait | 19.64 | 4.52 |
| for Bobby there's no saving Bobby he's a | 22.4 | 5.0 |
| fat fortnite kid Bobby just okay all | 24.16 | 5.56 |
| right now he doesn't want to go rude all | 27.4 | 5.48 |
| right please have a seat sir huh okay as | 29.72 | 6.88 |
| you all know uh zath is uh the most | 32.88 | 6.8 |
| famous of the zamor divinities SE the | 36.6 | 5.36 |
| spider God of yud you sit here if you | 39.68 | 5.08 |
| want to he's a great spider God that | 41.96 | 5.279 |
| walks the Earth pretty dope though you | 44.76 | 3.84 |
| might want to just move over one so he | 47.239 | 2.96 |
| could have what's that Anthony he's sat | 48.6 | 3.0 |
| in front of me yeah you might want to | 50.199 | 3.321 |
| just move over | 51.6 | 4.32 |
| ums can you keep it down yeah we got | 53.52 | 4.879 |
| haircuts yeah I got hair I grew more | 55.92 | 4.36 |
| hair take your helmet off I got a pixie | 58.399 | 4.041 |
| cut this is an interrupt con you know | 60.28 | 3.879 |
| that can we just see your hair first | 62.44 | 4.08 |
| who's yours your did you get a haircut | 64.159 | 3.841 |
| no I didn't get a haircut he didn't get | 66.52 | 3.84 |
| a haircut only we got a haircut I got a | 68.0 | 3.88 |
| mustache Nee you like it man I want a | 70.36 | 4.64 |
| haircut yeah I like must thank you yep | 71.88 | 6.4 |
| go for it Z so Z's a god of Darkness | 75.0 | 4.6 |
| spiders and | 78.28 | 4.56 |
| poison uh priests are assassins Mad Men | 79.6 | 6.8 |
| can we can we roof him I want um priest | 82.84 | 5.72 |
| got a new chair why are you booing | 86.4 | 4.359 |
| where's security what are you booing do | 88.56 | 3.8 |
| we have security no one we don't have | 90.759 | 3.68 |
| security around here all right this is | 92.36 | 5.28 |
| this is very hectic some | 94.439 | 5.441 |
| should you don't have to be a priest but | 97.64 | 4.159 |
| the priest don't I got some seeds do you | 99.88 | 3.599 |
| mind help me out with some farming today | 101.799 | 3.241 |
| yeah I'll help you farming all right so | 103.479 | 3.96 |
| just consider hey I need to find some | 105.04 | 4.56 |
| cook the black lotus seed does anyone | 107.439 | 4.72 |
| want to go find Cooks later no no maybe | 109.6 | 4.799 |
| yes okay what was the point of this show | 112.159 | 3.88 |
| I don't know he's going on and on about | 114.399 | 3.601 |
| his damn spider he wants to bang some | 116.039 | 3.601 |
| zath propaganda we don't really care | 118.0 | 3.0 |
| it's saw a bunch of crap I'm just here | 119.64 | 3.479 |
| for him because I like him dumb idiot | 121.0 | 4.439 |
| stupid butt I've seen no proof of Z I | 123.119 | 5.6 |
| see no proof that you like | 125.439 | 3.28 |
| [Music] | 133.75 | 7.769 |
| him heyes hey man all right I'm going to | 139.04 | 4.64 |
| give you something these are really | 141.519 | 5.561 |
| really important okay these are gray | 143.68 | 6.8 |
| Lotus seeds and that's a flower yeah I | 147.08 | 5.72 |
| need you to grow gry lotus flowers okay | 150.48 | 3.6 |
| cuz I don't know how to do the planting | 152.8 | 2.799 |
| stuff in this game that's your track and | 154.08 | 3.36 |
| field what can you do with these uh I | 155.599 | 4.121 |
| need the flower to make a powder to | 157.44 | 4.799 |
| upgrade my next sorcery thing okay do I | 159.72 | 4.08 |
| is there anything I can do with it I | 162.239 | 2.961 |
| well yeah right now it's just for | 163.8 | 2.88 |
| sorcery I don't know what we could | 165.2 | 3.039 |
| possibly use it for in the future maybe | 166.68 | 2.96 |
| some sort of something on the Alchemy | 168.239 | 4.041 |
| line okay I don't know also I'm going to | 169.64 | 4.56 |
| build something that I think will be | 172.28 | 3.72 |
| pretty cool did y'all do something in my | 174.2 | 5.119 |
| face when I was gone no you didn't mm-m | 176.0 | 5.239 |
| I don't remember having this dirty chin | 179.319 | 3.64 |
| I think you got war paint on buddy is | 181.239 | 4.041 |
| that what that is yeah let's see I'm | 182.959 | 4.28 |
| thinking right here did someone attack | 185.28 | 3.599 |
| me in the head this I'd I'd be | 187.239 | 3.841 |
| embarrassed you should be all right what | 188.879 | 4.241 |
| do I need for this did y'all do the war | 191.08 | 3.519 |
| paint who is this like when someone | 193.12 | 3.399 |
| draws a ding-dong in your face I I | 194.599 | 3.36 |
| didn't do any you you probably put it on | 196.519 | 3.481 |
| and forgot huh I would remember doing | 197.959 | 4.161 |
| that all right I need a combat capable | 200.0 | 4.72 |
| human that's me well I can't bury you oh | 202.12 | 4.479 |
| that's then that's Simon or dris no I | 204.72 | 3.599 |
| can't bury them either I think I'm | 206.599 | 3.961 |
| combat no I can't bury you idiots I I | 208.319 | 3.681 |
| got to find like a combat capable | 210.56 | 3.44 |
| Warrior oh I can get you one I got a | 212.0 | 4.28 |
| friend Camp Resort okay Bobby we need | 214.0 | 5.28 |
| you to come outside every now and | 216.28 | 6.4 |
| then all right Simon hey I went on a | 219.28 | 6.56 |
| thing called the internet right trying | 222.68 | 4.68 |
| to find this place called Weaver's | 225.84 | 4.84 |
| Hollow and more specifically harpagus | 227.36 | 5.2 |
| the Hatcher okay so you think that | 230.68 | 3.399 |
| that's Weaver's Hollow it's where it | 232.56 | 4.2 |
| shows on this map but like I haven't had | 234.079 | 5.401 |
| any luck with any of this so well I | 236.76 | 4.36 |
| mean this is certainly something | 239.48 | 3.24 |
| different I wish I had a shield that | 241.12 | 4.039 |
| Shield badass kind tucked into here we | 242.72 | 4.359 |
| got to get you a shield yeah so you're | 245.159 | 4.481 |
| able to use that Shield to Shield myself | 247.079 | 5.201 |
| to Shield yourself and hit while you're | 249.64 | 4.799 |
| shielding it one of those okay yeah yeah | 252.28 | 4.479 |
| you can do it all all One Stop Shop | 254.439 | 5.001 |
| really why can't I hit anything in well | 256.759 | 3.961 |
| you're getting everyone mad I was going | 259.44 | 2.84 |
| to try to like well the one was they | 260.72 | 3.64 |
| were already coming yeah yeah but I mean | 262.28 | 4.199 |
| once one came the others will come look | 264.36 | 4.44 |
| this and look we we're doing just fine | 266.479 | 5.361 |
| can I all right and then oh I'm going to | 268.8 | 5.52 |
| try my new I'm going in oh I'll get this | 271.84 | 4.32 |
| gu all | 274.32 | 4.92 |
| right oh these zti daggers are dope bone | 276.16 | 5.96 |
| Breakers B oh God they're breaking my | 279.24 | 5.2 |
| bone want to make sure that we | 282.12 | 5.799 |
| don't oh | 284.44 | 3.479 |
| God did you kill each other maybe they | 289.0 | 4.88 |
| both smacked each | 292.639 | 5.921 |
| other over it that's | 293.88 | 8.159 |
| great bit oh God | 298.56 | 5.16 |
| Dora | 302.039 | 4.281 |
| Dora where the hell are | 303.72 | 6.88 |
| you a you kidding me here that's my last | 306.32 | 6.0 |
| bedoll I could have swore I put a that's | 310.6 | 6.52 |
| broken game's broken shut | 312.32 | 4.8 |
| up my leader has a | 318.479 | 4.321 |
| pan got to say big fan of the Shrubbery | 323.08 | 4.8 |
| yeah looks great huh that looks nice I | 326.12 | 4.199 |
| got to say finally have a shrubbery oh | 327.88 | 5.039 |
| finally you have Shrubbery oh yeah you | 330.319 | 3.801 |
| you've had the whole tour remember it | 332.919 | 2.961 |
| was very impressive you were very | 334.12 | 3.4 |
| excited okay I'm a big fan of the | 335.88 | 3.52 |
| haircut the long hair you had you're | 337.52 | 3.239 |
| really supporting the short hair I got | 339.4 | 2.76 |
| oh yeah no you like you like the pixie | 340.759 | 3.16 |
| cut I do I think the pixie cut looks | 342.16 | 3.64 |
| good on me how do I get a haircut uh | 343.919 | 3.761 |
| I'll show you we can't I can't do it | 345.8 | 3.72 |
| here though oh okay later got to be back | 347.68 | 4.0 |
| at the base gotta all right so combat | 349.52 | 4.84 |
| ready th I need one yeah mean so i' I've | 351.68 | 5.04 |
| got a cave over there and all the tough | 354.36 | 3.76 |
| guys hang out over there and then I just | 356.72 | 3.16 |
| bring them over here take them to the | 358.12 | 3.84 |
| resort and then they're ready to go oh | 359.88 | 3.879 |
| epor can I ask what's going to happen to | 361.96 | 5.04 |
| the combat ready uh guy nothing well | 363.759 | 5.481 |
| look I am willing to give you any of my | 367.0 | 3.88 |
| people oh no I think I need like you | 369.24 | 3.679 |
| know I need to knock out one okay and | 370.88 | 3.92 |
| then drag them back to base right if | 372.919 | 3.481 |
| he's going to die and get his blood | 374.8 | 3.44 |
| sucked mine's a level one and we're not | 376.4 | 3.72 |
| wasting the good people oh so you have | 378.24 | 4.519 |
| one with you I mean at my thing slightly | 380.12 | 4.16 |
| down the road thing okay where's this | 382.759 | 3.201 |
| Camp nebes I told you no one wants to go | 384.28 | 3.639 |
| to your thing Anthony well after already | 385.96 | 3.16 |
| here damn it where's your where's this | 387.919 | 3.321 |
| camp but mine's nicer and has nicer | 389.12 | 2.96 |
| listen I don't know what the hell's | 391.24 | 2.84 |
| going on between you two and your damn C | 392.08 | 4.48 |
| his is not nicer that's a lie he's lying | 394.08 | 4.399 |
| sh I don't give a I need a combat | 396.56 | 4.12 |
| capable Warrior follow me right over | 398.479 | 3.84 |
| here um we just going to head over here | 400.68 | 2.84 |
| to this little cave all right I already | 402.319 | 2.921 |
| have ones tamed but whatever that's cool | 403.52 | 3.64 |
| let's go in there and get one and put it | 405.24 | 4.239 |
| on the wheel and spin it around to work | 407.16 | 4.24 |
| it's just in a bad location it's all | 409.479 | 3.401 |
| about location and I'm not putting a | 411.4 | 4.04 |
| dude on the wheel I need a body I have a | 412.88 | 5.039 |
| body okay so here we go this is it wao | 415.44 | 3.96 |
| Boulder just fell from up there any | 417.919 | 2.881 |
| anybody else see that but me yeah it | 419.4 | 3.32 |
| happens all the time there it so I'm not | 420.8 | 3.0 |
| going to kill anybody I'm just going to | 422.72 | 2.24 |
| pull a shield out so you can kind of | 423.8 | 3.0 |
| take a look at our inventory let's see I | 424.96 | 3.959 |
| need a fighter hey all these guys | 426.8 | 3.56 |
| they're all | 428.919 | 4.481 |
| fighters defari Exile that looks good | 430.36 | 5.32 |
| you are an Archer okay you know what I'm | 433.4 | 4.76 |
| going to kill this Archer unnecessary | 435.68 | 4.359 |
| which one shouldn't I murder uh little | 438.16 | 3.52 |
| ooh this guy's a spear guy what do you | 440.039 | 3.0 |
| think this guy you know what I want the | 441.68 | 3.6 |
| spear guy all right kill the swordman | 443.039 | 4.16 |
| kick that swordman but get away from the | 445.28 | 4.8 |
| spear guy please oh my Gody | 447.199 | 4.761 |
| come on man I didn't expect first you | 450.08 | 4.08 |
| make a horrible Spa that nobody wants to | 451.96 | 4.48 |
| go to I didn't expect them to explode | 454.16 | 4.2 |
| immediately I thought I could get one | 456.44 | 5.319 |
| stab in okay can you just like back off | 458.36 | 5.04 |
| Anthony all right just just back off for | 461.759 | 4.28 |
| the day here there more Warriors in here | 463.4 | 5.359 |
| nebs yeah there's more in there bye guys | 466.039 | 4.16 |
| stay out | 468.759 | 5.681 |
| Anthony oh Simon I'm fighting three | 470.199 | 6.68 |
| people you don't have to come in a | 474.44 | 6.439 |
| swinging a just swing in a really need | 476.879 | 6.401 |
| my Hopefully this wasn't all for | 480.879 | 4.921 |
| not that's Simon's dead oh look at us we | 483.28 | 6.039 |
| are oh easy buddy easy I was just | 485.8 | 5.839 |
| getting my stuffs oh my God this | 489.319 | 5.401 |
| is okay easy easy I don't have anything | 491.639 | 5.801 |
| yet you we do look adorable right | 494.72 | 4.439 |
| here we look straight adorable like | 497.44 | 5.36 |
| we're we're scissoring we are | 499.159 | 3.641 |
| scissoring | 503.919 | 3.0 |
| okay oh probably a good fighter down | 508.0 | 5.479 |
| here mhm oh yeah there a packer well | 510.68 | 4.52 |
| I've been here before yeah now some of | 513.479 | 3.201 |
| these people are like skilled workers is | 515.2 | 2.92 |
| that going to be a problem uh I don't | 516.68 | 3.599 |
| need a worker I need a combat capable | 518.12 | 4.039 |
| fighter I think I mean I was hoping youd | 520.279 | 3.601 |
| get there like there's archers up top | 522.159 | 3.641 |
| there yeah I'll just go murder them you | 523.88 | 3.6 |
| don't want that okay what about these | 525.8 | 4.76 |
| guys down here this is a temper Smith | 527.48 | 5.08 |
| don't need one of those and this lady is | 530.56 | 4.44 |
| a armorer nope all right I'm going to go | 532.56 | 4.16 |
| kill those archers okay I'll take these | 535.0 | 4.24 |
| out down here hey dummies yep got them | 536.72 | 5.6 |
| yep got the archers so yeah no Fighters | 539.24 | 4.76 |
| amongst that group huh okay we go a | 542.32 | 3.68 |
| little deeper there's more we have a | 544.0 | 4.92 |
| wide selection of uh skilled workers and | 546.0 | 5.36 |
| Fighters hey I'm looking for a fighter | 548.92 | 3.84 |
| you see anybody well there's a couple | 551.36 | 3.0 |
| people in the shadows yeah what about | 552.76 | 4.079 |
| this idiot oh here we go this is my guy | 554.36 | 5.4 |
| this is my guy okay yeah the fighter I'm | 556.839 | 4.921 |
| about to trunch in his ass watch | 559.76 | 4.68 |
| out all right that was quick yeah it was | 561.76 | 4.6 |
| I got a badass trench in okay got what I | 564.44 | 4.24 |
| want that's good huh yep okay I'll see | 566.36 | 3.76 |
| you later yeah if you want to I'm going | 568.68 | 2.719 |
| to I'm going to drag this guy back to | 570.12 | 3.839 |
| base okay come on Bob you and me going | 571.399 | 4.641 |
| to have a good time oh hey abster hey | 573.959 | 3.681 |
| you find what you're looking for yeah | 576.04 | 4.239 |
| you look sad I sorry I ruined the one | 577.64 | 4.8 |
| you wanted man it's okay tell you what | 580.279 | 3.961 |
| make up for it I'll give you something | 582.44 | 3.639 |
| nice that's for you baby is that what I | 584.24 | 3.719 |
| think it is where are these guys going | 586.079 | 4.161 |
| what guys there some guy just R oh no it | 587.959 | 4.12 |
| might be people coming outside it's all | 590.24 | 3.88 |
| right is this no they're coming back | 592.079 | 3.481 |
| it's a star metal sword Anthony it's a | 594.12 | 2.48 |
| really cool sword I wasn't going to open | 595.56 | 3.64 |
| and it was like spoiled meat no it's the | 596.6 | 4.76 |
| sword neebs you weren't here last week | 599.2 | 3.84 |
| but abstra went to a portal in the sky | 601.36 | 3.719 |
| and found a really cool sword he do what | 603.04 | 4.16 |
| he found a sword that's really cool from | 605.079 | 4.121 |
| from a Thanos portal well thank you ABS | 607.2 | 3.16 |
| I appreciate that yeah I'm going to go | 609.2 | 2.8 |
| do my thing you take that star sword go | 610.36 | 2.76 |
| murder some people I'm going go murder | 612.0 | 2.8 |
| people have some fun all right have fun | 613.12 | 4.399 |
| bye byebye nebs you good or should I | 614.8 | 6.0 |
| wait I'm just getting some Tanners all | 617.519 | 7.841 |
| right Simon I see that yeah I think that | 620.8 | 8.0 |
| is it and uh thanks to the goddess adah | 625.36 | 7.0 |
| hop for uh potentially setting this | 628.8 | 6.719 |
| straight okay good now uh we're going to | 632.36 | 5.08 |
| place our little yeah it looks inviting | 635.519 | 4.841 |
| as hell doesn't it yeah I me you know Le | 637.44 | 4.88 |
| there's no threats right here yeah I'm | 640.36 | 4.52 |
| going to stand guard put down a bed roll | 642.32 | 5.959 |
| if you got it yep hold on I do oh here | 644.88 | 6.44 |
| we spiders that's the welcome party hey | 648.279 | 5.521 |
| I'm one of you guys no need to fight | 651.32 | 4.84 |
| please so we're knocking we're knocking | 653.8 | 4.479 |
| out I should be I don't I think I just | 656.16 | 4.4 |
| have to talk to some someone yeah I | 658.279 | 6.24 |
| think okay harbar arader I trust you oh | 660.56 | 8.04 |
| you're a sneaky sneaky spider so sneakes | 664.519 | 5.641 |
| all right how you looking buddy I'm | 668.6 | 3.4 |
| looking pretty good hell yeah you are | 670.16 | 3.64 |
| all right probably a lot of spiders I'm | 672.0 | 4.04 |
| guessing all I do not like this flying | 673.8 | 3.88 |
| orb I'll tell you that much yeah you | 676.04 | 5.2 |
| find it annoying Weaver's Holo mhm this | 677.68 | 8.599 |
| is it this is the hey oh ow that was a | 681.24 | 8.08 |
| good hit dude no oh oh Simon easy I was | 686.279 | 5.36 |
| right there dude I didn't even see you | 689.32 | 4.48 |
| you're blending in how how did you not | 691.639 | 4.76 |
| see me I I don't know it's easy for my | 693.8 | 4.279 |
| eyes to not see things we're talking | 696.399 | 4.321 |
| milliseconds after ahead of you where do | 698.079 | 4.241 |
| you think I win well I might have turned | 700.72 | 3.04 |
| around if I turned around and look to | 702.32 | 4.72 |
| the right sh who knows feel like we | 703.76 | 5.92 |
| peaked into here maybe I don't know no | 707.04 | 4.039 |
| we wouldn't I would have been unlocked | 709.68 | 3.399 |
| on my map you know what I mean yeah I'm | 711.079 | 3.801 |
| don't but yeah let me get this guy all | 713.079 | 3.961 |
| right yep you do it oh this is a oh it's | 714.88 | 4.88 |
| a tougher one yeah it is kind of a wh | 717.04 | 7.32 |
| yeah damn see I can help a bit who yeah | 719.76 | 11.0 |
| H all right looking very uh | 724.36 | 6.4 |
| woriyur oh I mean now what what do you | 743.76 | 5.8 |
| do what are you do | 747.76 | 3.92 |
| I mean what can it do I don't know what | 749.56 | 4.2 |
| can it do it's a spider can't it climb | 751.68 | 6.2 |
| up here probably yeah would think is it | 753.76 | 6.28 |
| no it's not all right hey we'll uh going | 757.88 | 4.88 |
| to figure out a good way down and we got | 760.04 | 4.84 |
| this all right are they walking they | 762.76 | 4.6 |
| going they're doing it look at them go | 764.88 | 5.0 |
| man your sord glows I know did you see | 767.36 | 5.279 |
| this after just gave it to me wow he | 769.88 | 4.56 |
| found it yesterday at a portal Thanos | 772.639 | 5.161 |
| portal right and it's got like 51 damage | 774.44 | 4.92 |
| jeez what does mine have I wonder | 777.8 | 3.68 |
| probably like 15 pathetic whatever it is | 779.36 | 3.599 |
| and it's prob it's not even that bad I'm | 781.48 | 3.76 |
| sure let me | 782.959 | 6.081 |
| look 18 damage 18 damage on your sword | 785.24 | 5.2 |
| and yours is how | 789.04 | 4.159 |
| much 50 something how much is your old | 790.44 | 6.639 |
| one 51 um my old one is 38s well give me | 793.199 | 5.921 |
| that one there we go you ruined the gift | 797.079 | 3.841 |
| by demanding it you're right I was going | 799.12 | 3.519 |
| to bestow it upon you but now you're | 800.92 | 3.44 |
| like give me that I wish I'd had said | 802.639 | 3.0 |
| that I wish I'd have just given it a | 804.36 | 3.32 |
| beat now we both have really badass | 805.639 | 4.2 |
| swords well you're yeah I mean yours is | 807.68 | 3.44 |
| more badass than it was you want to go | 809.839 | 4.761 |
| Slaughter something um I I told abser | 811.12 | 5.04 |
| I'd meet him back at Camp one quick | 814.6 | 3.479 |
| Slaughter and then we go home um one | 816.16 | 3.64 |
| quick Slaughter come on okay go kill | 818.079 | 3.44 |
| that uh nope I don't see anything no no | 819.8 | 3.2 |
| no no we got to go go on the way home we | 821.519 | 2.88 |
| go find a whole camp we slaughter them | 823.0 | 3.88 |
| okay let's do it let's do it I'm walking | 824.399 | 4.0 |
| we're taking the horses I can't stop why | 826.88 | 3.759 |
| how do I stop you've never done that | 828.399 | 8.44 |
| laugh oh damn it oh God no I'm down | 830.639 | 8.56 |
| ow are you alive ah yeah and answer yes | 836.839 | 5.081 |
| if you're alive yes yes I'm alive and | 839.199 | 4.161 |
| it's right behind me oh and it's not | 841.92 | 3.32 |
| moving okay good it's all right I'm I'm | 843.36 | 3.68 |
| making my way down here and and it's not | 845.24 | 3.76 |
| moving I see it from a different | 847.04 | 6.039 |
| perspective you see okay well then what | 849.0 | 6.88 |
| should I so oh I see your glowing thing | 853.079 | 4.361 |
| you do I'm going to go to the so | 855.88 | 3.44 |
| annoying I'm going to go to the glow I | 857.44 | 3.839 |
| don't know oh God yeah you're right here | 859.32 | 3.759 |
| you're not even sneaking nope you don't | 861.279 | 3.56 |
| care nah no if I'm going to die I'm | 863.079 | 4.361 |
| going to die okay so this is a lot | 864.839 | 4.92 |
| bigger than I expected yeah pretty big | 867.44 | 4.199 |
| nothing was over your way nothing uh I | 869.759 | 5.801 |
| didn't see anything all right H well yes | 871.639 | 5.521 |
| and you're and you're trying to find a | 875.56 | 4.56 |
| priest down here well in this whole in | 877.16 | 5.799 |
| this system right okay and but all right | 880.12 | 4.76 |
| well or at this location what's the | 882.959 | 4.201 |
| system I guess Weaver's Hollow where we | 884.88 | 5.199 |
| are we're in Weaver's Hollow oh all | 887.16 | 4.84 |
| right so all right so I'm going to | 890.079 | 4.281 |
| narrow down narrow down cuz I don't know | 892.0 | 4.0 |
| if we'd have to fight him to talk to a | 894.36 | 3.399 |
| guy doesn't make any sense uh yeah you'd | 896.0 | 3.16 |
| hope not because that's that that thing | 897.759 | 3.76 |
| looks bad it doesn't look I bet we could | 899.16 | 5.44 |
| take it I think I think we can take | 901.519 | 6.401 |
| it all right we're running oh hey hello | 904.6 | 8.72 |
| sir oh it's harpagus yes yeah yeah look | 907.92 | 8.039 |
| at that you got what you needed and this | 913.32 | 4.48 |
| guy isn't even trying to fight us I I | 915.959 | 4.641 |
| can't even hear him talking huh talk | 917.8 | 5.24 |
| can't hear him I can't hear you but it | 920.6 | 4.64 |
| asked it it it asked you to press e | 923.04 | 4.52 |
| right I might not have needed to talk to | 925.24 | 3.88 |
| him at all because I'm | 927.56 | 3.839 |
| the religion but harpagus the Hatcher I | 929.12 | 3.959 |
| want all right I don't understand let's | 931.399 | 4.841 |
| fight this let's fight it let's fight it | 933.079 | 4.641 |
| why we fighting this you guys might want | 936.24 | 3.8 |
| to impress harpagus is that what you | 937.72 | 4.28 |
| this is for your friend this is just for | 940.04 | 3.96 |
| and no benefit all right whatever's in | 942.0 | 4.24 |
| that body if we kill it is mine that | 944.0 | 5.399 |
| makes zero sense I mean why not okay | 946.24 | 4.519 |
| we'll see what's let's see what Happ it | 949.399 | 2.92 |
| doesn't matter I'm not it doesn't matter | 950.759 | 4.361 |
| we's see what happens let's just try uh | 952.319 | 5.601 |
| you ready really let's Okay arrows and | 955.12 | 4.12 |
| then we're going to take teing we're | 957.92 | 2.64 |
| going to we're going to be strategic | 959.24 | 2.64 |
| about this and we're going to try to do | 960.56 | 3.32 |
| the whole like one two one2 thing right | 961.88 | 3.759 |
| yeah I wonder um God it looks like | 963.88 | 3.6 |
| there's little hidey Nooks okay I wish I | 965.639 | 4.64 |
| had a shield I know maybe there's a | 967.48 | 5.56 |
| shield in it ready let's do it ready and | 970.279 | 4.241 |
| on | 973.04 | 7.17 |
| [Music] | 974.52 | 5.69 |
| go yeah that doesn't do it's only | 982.92 | 5.359 |
| three it's three there's levels I didn't | 985.16 | 5.679 |
| oh all right uh I'm up where you were | 988.279 | 4.841 |
| all right now I'm oh I can't run run run | 990.839 | 3.961 |
| here I come all right I'm going to come | 993.12 | 3.04 |
| yeah we got this which way you it's | 994.8 | 3.64 |
| going to be | 996.16 | 5.599 |
| interesting yeah yeah roll roll it yeah | 998.44 | 5.079 |
| you know what I'm going to hit her butt | 1001.759 | 4.0 |
| with the oh no hit the butt hit the butt | 1003.519 | 4.76 |
| I am oh I need to heal a little bit | 1005.759 | 4.361 |
| heal while I hit the butt all right I'll | 1008.279 | 4.081 |
| get her I'll get her attention that aloe | 1010.12 | 6.56 |
| oh yeah yeah I hit you that time oh no | 1012.36 | 5.56 |
| no don't hit me don't hit me I'm | 1016.68 | 3.599 |
| underneath you let me run I can't run | 1017.92 | 5.8 |
| uhoh oh no oh no did I you killed me oh | 1020.279 | 6.481 |
| s yes I get the | 1023.72 | 5.52 |
| rewards we're not good Fighters | 1026.76 | 4.84 |
| together Simon I'm coming boo boo Bring | 1029.24 | 4.0 |
| It On biscuit | 1031.6 | 3.88 |
| pants all come on let's do it we're | 1033.24 | 3.16 |
| going to slaughter oh I'm going to | 1035.48 | 1.839 |
| slaughter him with you take your shirt | 1036.4 | 1.96 |
| off take your shirt off we got to act | 1037.319 | 3.561 |
| like barbarians oh uh I didn't know I | 1038.36 | 3.719 |
| was aart thought I was watching you | 1040.88 | 2.84 |
| fight what part of I gave you an awesome | 1042.079 | 3.36 |
| sword let's Slaughter okay you don't you | 1043.72 | 3.4 |
| don't want to slaughter I I thought you | 1045.439 | 2.721 |
| were Slaughter I thought this was your | 1047.12 | 2.559 |
| moment I mean I can Slaughter if you | 1048.16 | 3.16 |
| just want to watch but I thought we'd | 1049.679 | 2.88 |
| yeah yeah there you go when I get a | 1051.32 | 2.64 |
| handprint on my chest yeah look at you | 1052.559 | 3.441 |
| you're a war criminal you're ready to | 1053.96 | 3.8 |
| murder okay well let's just I don't want | 1056.0 | 3.32 |
| to be a criminal only criminals have | 1057.76 | 3.84 |
| hands on their chest let's get them okay | 1059.32 | 4.239 |
| come on let's show them our power I'm | 1061.6 | 3.319 |
| okay with the hand I don't like the | 1063.559 | 3.681 |
| dirty | 1064.919 | 2.321 |
| chin to die everyone yep they explode | 1067.76 | 7.08 |
| yes yes yes take the women take the | 1072.48 | 3.84 |
| women if you find any children you let | 1074.84 | 4.04 |
| me know right no Mercy's to babies yeah | 1076.32 | 4.76 |
| no Mery the babies okay can we get them | 1078.88 | 5.279 |
| all this gu oh this is just easy I I | 1081.08 | 5.4 |
| don't even need my | 1084.159 | 3.961 |
| armor you know what we should do we | 1086.48 | 3.48 |
| should go back to that camp at the end | 1088.12 | 3.36 |
| of that River remember where we got | 1089.96 | 3.199 |
| destroyed you already killed all these | 1091.48 | 3.28 |
| people what I already killed those | 1093.159 | 4.321 |
| people that was our thing I'm sorry that | 1094.76 | 4.72 |
| was our Redemption I couldn't wait I'm | 1097.48 | 4.439 |
| sorry why I | 1099.48 | 4.36 |
| know all right well I'm glad we're | 1101.919 | 3.681 |
| you're joining in this murder with us | 1103.84 | 3.68 |
| this is our moment this is our thing now | 1105.6 | 4.12 |
| is there anyone left yep over here that | 1107.52 | 3.36 |
| oh I see more over there I'll get them | 1109.72 | 2.76 |
| too is your sword killing quicker oh | 1110.88 | 3.76 |
| it's killing quicker it's like two tabs | 1112.48 | 6.4 |
| one two done yep woman with bow two I | 1114.64 | 7.519 |
| think I forgot not good counting okay is | 1118.88 | 5.56 |
| that it I think so all right it's out of | 1122.159 | 3.721 |
| my system I feel good we slaughtered a | 1124.44 | 3.08 |
| whole Camp there we go thanks for the | 1125.88 | 3.159 |
| new sword yeah no problem check if | 1127.52 | 2.76 |
| there's any drums around and then we'll | 1129.039 | 3.441 |
| head home yeah I'd like a backpack just | 1130.28 | 5.04 |
| drums okay | 1132.48 | 2.84 |
| drums oh God oh God that's a lot of | 1135.559 | 7.12 |
| purple oh damn it hi sammon hey | 1139.0 | 4.799 |
| I'll bring it over this way you go to | 1142.679 | 2.961 |
| the other way the other way right yeah | 1143.799 | 2.841 |
| going to heal up it's going to take | 1145.64 | 2.68 |
| about 10 minutes oh there it is all | 1146.64 | 3.039 |
| right he's on your butt s all right I | 1148.32 | 4.92 |
| got to run run run a lot of of arrows | 1149.679 | 6.281 |
| hey har har Banger harbus all right I'm | 1153.24 | 4.96 |
| coming back so arrows aren't doing | 1155.96 | 4.56 |
| is it quickly regenerating has it still | 1158.2 | 6.04 |
| lost the the juice like lost oh good | 1160.52 | 5.399 |
| good good good now it's going to come | 1164.24 | 4.319 |
| after me and kill me very quickly try | 1165.919 | 4.281 |
| something stronger buddy not liking this | 1168.559 | 4.041 |
| here we go oh man what is it it's like | 1170.2 | 4.64 |
| halfway right little over yeah I mean | 1172.6 | 4.88 |
| listen I could try to hit it and you | 1174.84 | 4.6 |
| won't kill me and I bet you I can do | 1177.48 | 4.319 |
| some damage with my axe okay and I think | 1179.44 | 4.64 |
| what we need to do is continue with the | 1181.799 | 4.961 |
| the arrows but it's not our main attack | 1184.08 | 4.76 |
| uh-oh oh bad time bad time to do that | 1186.76 | 3.56 |
| what a waste of it all right I'm coming | 1188.84 | 3.04 |
| in and going to hit the butt Oh no I got | 1190.32 | 3.839 |
| him I got him H but H the butt I can't | 1191.88 | 4.32 |
| cuz it's right there okay missed the | 1194.159 | 3.801 |
| butt yeah yeah right that and then | 1196.2 | 3.8 |
| behind oh that's not that can't be good | 1197.96 | 4.8 |
| that's that's that's uh that's | 1200.0 | 5.2 |
| corruption that's Badness think you | 1202.76 | 4.12 |
| should try harder on persuading me to | 1205.2 | 4.24 |
| give up butt shot butt shot butt shot | 1206.88 | 5.96 |
| roll ooh when you call it out it's so | 1209.44 | 6.68 |
| much cooler it feels better all right | 1212.84 | 5.16 |
| let going to try that one yeah okay | 1216.12 | 5.16 |
| ready yeah all right butt shot oh butt | 1218.0 | 5.36 |
| shot butt | 1221.28 | 7.72 |
| shot oh no roll damn it not as cool oh | 1223.36 | 8.16 |
| butt shot butt shot butt shot body blow | 1229.0 | 5.2 |
| body blow oh I'm almost dead this is | 1231.52 | 5.44 |
| okay I got to go back we got less than | 1234.2 | 4.68 |
| halfway Simon we can do this I know we | 1236.96 | 3.76 |
| can but I I'm was almost dead I can't | 1238.88 | 3.6 |
| believe I didn't die ooh butt shot all | 1240.72 | 3.64 |
| right one at a time for me I can't get | 1242.48 | 4.48 |
| greedy oh I'm pulling back I'm pulling | 1244.36 | 6.12 |
| back on that one oh yeah can taste it | 1246.96 | 6.199 |
| come on come on you got him Dora one or | 1250.48 | 5.0 |
| two more hits and that's it yeah sucker | 1253.159 | 6.041 |
| you got it yeah yeah yeah woo | 1255.48 | 5.64 |
| thank you Simon and uh we'll go over the | 1259.2 | 4.16 |
| stuff real quick let me just talk to H | 1261.12 | 4.96 |
| biscuits over here yeah just show it off | 1263.36 | 4.24 |
| show them your nuggets anything else you | 1266.08 | 5.0 |
| got to tell me nope oh don't know yeah | 1267.6 | 5.16 |
| it was still fun sorry for the waste of | 1271.08 | 4.64 |
| time yeah we we did something today | 1272.76 | 7.24 |
| yeah yo Amer hey am where are you uh I'm | 1275.72 | 5.959 |
| up all working on the benches I made us | 1280.0 | 4.84 |
| an improved uh Alchemist bench improved | 1281.679 | 4.721 |
| what was wrong with the old one well | 1284.84 | 2.959 |
| nothing I'm still going to utilize that | 1286.4 | 4.12 |
| one but I guess the new one will allow | 1287.799 | 5.601 |
| uh us to store more stuff in it okay so | 1290.52 | 4.8 |
| now I need a better Alchemist oh God | 1293.4 | 4.08 |
| should we go inside oh yeah absolutely I | 1295.32 | 5.56 |
| mean come ones I'm coming me and me and | 1297.48 | 6.679 |
| free H is swimming in a sandstorm yeah | 1300.88 | 4.84 |
| there's water I got to get past it it's | 1304.159 | 3.841 |
| a horrible idea I had to get home and | 1305.72 | 4.0 |
| the water's in the way of being home for | 1308.0 | 3.799 |
| a good reason yeah oh my God look at | 1309.72 | 4.04 |
| your friend out here who B over Bobby | 1311.799 | 4.201 |
| yeah he's just letting it you know air | 1313.76 | 5.0 |
| out during the storm he's just it go | 1316.0 | 4.039 |
| looking good | 1318.76 | 3.64 |
| damage go inside let's go inside inside | 1320.039 | 4.88 |
| abor's house right in here easy peasy oh | 1322.4 | 4.92 |
| hey you have a cat HEK oh yeah old Kitty | 1324.919 | 3.88 |
| I got several of them don't know we half | 1327.32 | 4.2 |
| I'm in it up that's why you have a bunch | 1328.799 | 5.201 |
| get in here yep all right for your um | 1331.52 | 4.32 |
| you get behind this tree there you go | 1334.0 | 3.48 |
| I'm coming ABS we went to a camp and I | 1335.84 | 3.439 |
| used your new sword and and it was like | 1337.48 | 3.76 |
| really cool I just walked up to people | 1339.279 | 3.76 |
| and they were | 1341.24 | 4.679 |
| like instantly just instantly dead it | 1343.039 | 5.76 |
| was great Co perfect man I wanted to see | 1345.919 | 5.281 |
| hey I did a little research um Regular | 1348.799 | 4.321 |
| compost will not work to grow those gry | 1351.2 | 4.44 |
| Lotus seeds oh man really I like super | 1353.12 | 4.72 |
| compost oh super I feel like I had some | 1355.64 | 4.84 |
| somewhere oh really yeah like I picked | 1357.84 | 4.8 |
| it up maybe hey do you want skulls yes | 1360.48 | 3.96 |
| I'll take all your skulls I got uh two | 1362.64 | 4.159 |
| skulls oh yeah drop I have a bunch of | 1364.44 | 3.88 |
| wind chimes oh it's windy outside I | 1366.799 | 3.24 |
| should put them down drop there you go | 1368.32 | 4.08 |
| skull what is this oh a sorcerer skull | 1370.039 | 4.12 |
| that's really good thank you yep sir | 1372.4 | 2.96 |
| what magic are you cast oh never mind | 1374.159 | 3.601 |
| I'm good yeah oh yeah follow me nees | 1375.36 | 4.559 |
| okay is the Storm still going uh no it's | 1377.76 | 5.36 |
| uh it's buggering off look okay Boop all | 1379.919 | 4.36 |
| right Anthony you might want to see this | 1383.12 | 3.64 |
| too boop boop all right he look at that | 1384.279 | 4.721 |
| storm okay what we looking at let's see | 1386.76 | 4.24 |
| if I can pull this off | 1389.0 | 6.0 |
| boom make a make a honey honey ho make a | 1391.0 | 6.279 |
| like a high make a Johnny honey | 1395.0 | 5.919 |
| ho did you bury a man here maybe is that | 1397.279 | 5.201 |
| man going a | 1400.919 | 8.12 |
| oh what oh my God my God | 1402.48 | 8.12 |
| that's that Warrior we got earlier that | 1409.039 | 5.561 |
| is creepy hey buddy all right man wait | 1410.6 | 6.0 |
| that's the guy huh that's the guy and | 1414.6 | 3.959 |
| what's he do I guess he fights with me | 1416.6 | 3.959 |
| follows me can I do anything oh I can | 1418.559 | 4.201 |
| have him stand guard yeah it's a | 1420.559 | 5.321 |
| resurrected corpse O Okay well he seems | 1422.76 | 5.6 |
| worse off than what you had before M | 1425.88 | 4.279 |
| yeah I like this I like this guy he's | 1428.36 | 4.12 |
| going to follow me around oh yeah I can | 1430.159 | 5.321 |
| put what does he eat oh of course human | 1432.48 | 5.6 |
| flesh there you go he could use a hair | 1435.48 | 4.6 |
| gut no I like him the way he is all | 1438.08 | 3.36 |
| right follow me I don't know what to | 1440.08 | 4.28 |
| name him yet maybe ooh Romero after what | 1441.44 | 4.08 |
| where'd that come from uh like George | 1444.36 | 2.679 |
| Romero the the guy that made all the | 1445.52 | 3.72 |
| zombie movies okay yeah I guess good | 1447.039 | 4.281 |
| that's a good reference come on Romero | 1449.24 | 4.919 |
| you're coming with me I like that oh god | 1451.32 | 5.44 |
| what happened oh I got a corpse now this | 1454.159 | 5.321 |
| is fun congratulations abro thank you | 1456.76 | 6.32 |
| you really done something good oh God he | 1459.48 | 6.96 |
| got flies buzzing around | 1463.08 | 7.719 |
| him oh Mero you look great come into to | 1466.44 | 7.359 |
| my place take your pants | 1470.799 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1477.88 | 6.659 |
| [Applause] | 1481.42 | 3.119 |
| [Music] | 1484.62 | 11.86 |
| off | 1493.48 | 3.0 |
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