Noobs vs ALPHA TRIBE - Ark Fjördur
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another epic Ark adventure! Today, we're diving into the ultimate showdown between the noobs and the alpha tribe. Who will reign supreme? Let's find out!
simon: Oh man, this video is just too hilarious! Watching the noobs try to survive with nothing while the alpha tribe has all the goodies is pure entertainment. I can't stop laughing!
appsro: Haha, yeah, it's like watching a comedy show unfold in the world of Ark. The noobs are definitely in for a challenge, but hey, maybe they'll surprise us and come out on top. Anything can happen in this crazy game!
neebs: I gotta say, the moment when the noobs tried to take on the alpha tribe head-on was just priceless. The chaos that ensued was epic! This video is definitely going down as one of my all-time favorites.
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you haven't checked out the latest video on their channel yet, you're in for a treat. In this episode of Ark: Survival Evolved, the boys are divided into two teams - the capable players with no resources, and the incapable players who have everything handed to them. It's a battle of wits and skills to see who will come out on top!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 1.17 | 10.509 |
| man look at that look at it i'm jealous | 9.04 | 3.679 |
| i'm not | 11.679 | 3.84 |
| that was given to them true true this is | 12.719 | 5.441 |
| a david glass story new spawns versus | 15.519 | 5.041 |
| alpha tribe yeah but an alpha tribe of | 18.16 | 4.16 |
| dummies let's not let's you know can we | 20.56 | 4.4 |
| really say alpha tribe beta tribe well | 22.32 | 4.0 |
| they're the biggest tribe on the map | 24.96 | 3.44 |
| right now okay so that just makes him | 26.32 | 4.48 |
| the alpha tribe by default yeah okay | 28.4 | 4.719 |
| okay | 30.8 | 2.319 |
| they're the most privileged tribe on the | 33.28 | 3.92 |
| map | 34.96 | 4.48 |
| man it's not even thermal anything what | 37.2 | 5.199 |
| a garbage scope that's cool | 39.44 | 6.48 |
| certainly was cool looking but | 42.399 | 5.441 |
| should we attack them uh all three of us | 45.92 | 3.2 |
| yeah you want to give up all three i | 47.84 | 2.16 |
| thought | 49.12 | 2.64 |
| oh crap what was that what was that what | 50.0 | 3.039 |
| was that | 51.76 | 3.52 |
| sorry was that you i did i thought it | 53.039 | 5.36 |
| was the crouch button what did you do | 55.28 | 4.24 |
| that | 58.399 | 1.84 |
| yeah | 59.52 | 2.719 |
| hey hey like that all right we're | 60.239 | 3.841 |
| obviously gonna i'm i'm attacking him oh | 62.239 | 3.441 |
| yeah i'm attacking let's do it let's do | 64.08 | 3.84 |
| it here we go this is give us a good | 65.68 | 3.759 |
| idea of the defenses yep what we're | 67.92 | 2.64 |
| gonna have to do to break this place | 69.439 | 2.321 |
| down who's with me we look for | 70.56 | 3.36 |
| weaknesses uh i'm with you | 71.76 | 4.56 |
| oh god i just pooped myself oh you | 73.92 | 4.0 |
| should you should this is dumb oh no | 76.32 | 3.839 |
| they got plants yep they got that oh god | 77.92 | 4.4 |
| they got the plants oh i'm too slick for | 80.159 | 4.0 |
| them whoa all right so these these are | 82.32 | 2.88 |
| dodgeable | 84.159 | 3.121 |
| the plants can't hit you over here | 85.2 | 6.0 |
| wow whose body is that oh god | 87.28 | 3.92 |
| names where are you at i'm right here | 92.72 | 4.079 |
| i'm safe oh right there oh boy hey it's | 94.159 | 4.721 |
| safer over here oh yeah | 96.799 | 4.241 |
| yeah | 98.88 | 2.16 |
| i'm not used to that not crouching | 102.32 | 3.6 |
| gotcha can we break this wall how long | 104.0 | 4.0 |
| will it take us | 105.92 | 3.28 |
| how long will it take us to break this | 108.0 | 2.96 |
| wall what's it say | 109.2 | 3.599 |
| let's do it wait you're doing great keep | 110.96 | 3.76 |
| it up stone trying off seventy-five | 112.799 | 3.6 |
| thousand keep chatting double whams | 114.72 | 3.039 |
| that's the name of their tribe double | 116.399 | 3.921 |
| wham keep jumping it's not going down at | 117.759 | 3.441 |
| all | 120.32 | 2.56 |
| i am chopping it's not going down i | 121.2 | 4.239 |
| don't i'm not doing any damage okay just | 122.88 | 4.72 |
| a glitch nah you got a good star ready | 125.439 | 3.921 |
| you got to keep chopping it's still at 7 | 127.6 | 4.16 |
| 500. it's not going down patience | 129.36 | 5.4 |
| grasshopper | 131.76 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 135.13 | 17.819 |
| simon hey what a castle it's beautiful | 153.599 | 6.0 |
| what a tree behind you too yeah it's a | 157.12 | 5.04 |
| very nice tree so we know how this is | 159.599 | 6.881 |
| we're considered the idiots i guess | 162.16 | 6.64 |
| yeah they're out there they're out there | 166.48 | 4.64 |
| plotting their move to eventually take | 168.8 | 4.4 |
| us down yeah which they might no they | 171.12 | 4.399 |
| won't yeah well you know whichever i'm | 173.2 | 4.24 |
| just i'm just here to play yeah we've | 175.519 | 4.321 |
| been given some stuff we got some dinos | 177.44 | 3.84 |
| down below i'll tell you what this is | 179.84 | 3.039 |
| the last time we're up here because how | 181.28 | 2.8 |
| long did it take to get up here it's | 182.879 | 3.041 |
| like 15 minutes to get 15 minutes to get | 184.08 | 3.76 |
| up here so for our next time you see us | 185.92 | 3.84 |
| it'll take okay yeah that drop looks | 187.84 | 4.08 |
| interesting | 189.76 | 3.6 |
| the one that looks like | 191.92 | 3.36 |
| that that's a very interesting looking | 193.36 | 4.239 |
| thing like a car esophagus | 195.28 | 5.36 |
| or a butt plug maybe a big old fat butt | 197.599 | 4.961 |
| plug so we're checking that out first | 200.64 | 3.84 |
| well that and yeah and then we're going | 202.56 | 3.2 |
| to be doing we're going to well we're | 204.48 | 4.08 |
| going to do a scout up the river | 205.76 | 5.039 |
| just to see the lay of the land straight | 208.56 | 4.88 |
| west and back if we see him we see him | 210.799 | 4.241 |
| if we don't we don't and then we'll just | 213.44 | 3.28 |
| have to make some meat and we can enjoy | 215.04 | 5.36 |
| some time just you and i but for now | 216.72 | 6.799 |
| we we go down we go down [ __ ] and yeah | 220.4 | 5.199 |
| it's okay don't worry just take it happy | 223.519 | 3.36 |
| breath yeah | 225.599 | 3.761 |
| i'm gonna get dizzy yeah that'll happen | 226.879 | 5.36 |
| too good god that's pretty yeah oh it's | 229.36 | 5.28 |
| gorgeous love it yeah i'm full i'm just | 232.239 | 4.961 |
| gonna vomit oh boy | 234.64 | 4.64 |
| okay excuse me | 237.2 | 3.28 |
| come on come on | 239.28 | 3.039 |
| come on can't figure this out what do | 240.48 | 2.8 |
| you mean | 242.319 | 3.12 |
| okay here we go let's try to stay | 243.28 | 4.72 |
| separated | 245.439 | 2.561 |
| this was accessible | 248.799 | 4.0 |
| damn it i'm gonna fall off this thing a | 251.04 | 4.24 |
| lot | 252.799 | 4.0 |
| never seen a drop looks like that looks | 255.28 | 3.6 |
| like a totem pole yeah but now we gotta | 256.799 | 3.521 |
| figure out how to get down to it you | 258.88 | 3.759 |
| don't think you can make this jump | 260.32 | 3.84 |
| do you think you can make this jump i | 262.639 | 3.761 |
| mean if we hit that rock and slid maybe | 264.16 | 4.8 |
| oh boy that that's that's a gamble oh | 266.4 | 5.68 |
| wait you know what check this out | 268.96 | 4.799 |
| ow okay hurt a little bit there's a rock | 272.08 | 3.04 |
| right down here okay i'm just gonna do | 273.759 | 2.561 |
| like a little | 275.12 | 2.0 |
| bit | 276.32 | 3.28 |
| there you go yep okay then uh from here | 277.12 | 6.12 |
| i think i can just go | 279.6 | 3.64 |
| [Music] | 291.96 | 5.16 |
| what compy oh god i don't even have a | 295.12 | 2.88 |
| spear | 297.12 | 2.56 |
| i hope there's just one of you | 298.0 | 3.759 |
| okay get this and run get this and run | 299.68 | 4.48 |
| what are you | 301.759 | 3.601 |
| all right wait | 304.16 | 4.319 |
| supply crate requires survivor level 25 | 305.36 | 6.32 |
| doping more copies oh boy here we go | 308.479 | 5.361 |
| here we go yeah welcome back to arc | 311.68 | 3.519 |
| welcome back now i'm getting eaten by | 313.84 | 3.359 |
| little copies come on bring it out ding | 315.199 | 2.961 |
| dong | 317.199 | 3.601 |
| you tiny little bastards oh i'll show | 318.16 | 4.72 |
| you what for what's that over here was | 320.8 | 3.44 |
| is that a chicken that's a donut with a | 322.88 | 3.759 |
| party hat ooh eat him instead eat this | 324.24 | 4.08 |
| donut with this party hat copies you're | 326.639 | 3.12 |
| not interested in me look at this | 328.32 | 3.84 |
| delicious donut eat the dodo eat the eat | 329.759 | 7.561 |
| the dojo eat the dojo don't eat meat | 332.16 | 5.16 |
| oh boy | 339.199 | 2.881 |
| well | 341.28 | 2.32 |
| [Music] | 342.08 | 3.76 |
| well that was interesting simon did you | 343.6 | 4.319 |
| just see something i felt like i did you | 345.84 | 3.919 |
| know did you because i i kind of wish i | 347.919 | 3.041 |
| did see it | 349.759 | 2.801 |
| oh watch out watch out watch out what | 350.96 | 3.36 |
| what what there's something attacking oh | 352.56 | 3.28 |
| it was a compliment i know a little | 354.32 | 3.36 |
| [ __ ] oh i forgot about it and now our | 355.84 | 3.68 |
| guys are flying yeah yeah yeah i need | 357.68 | 3.76 |
| you to there we go | 359.52 | 3.6 |
| all right don't attack my target was | 361.44 | 3.599 |
| that uh was there a body here there | 363.12 | 3.76 |
| should be a body i just saw a person die | 365.039 | 3.521 |
| just sit down quit it will you quit it | 366.88 | 3.36 |
| will you get down here all right i gotta | 368.56 | 3.52 |
| set this thing time to go are you gonna | 370.24 | 4.72 |
| grab that uh the dildo no right now i'm | 372.08 | 4.8 |
| just trying to get on my damn oh | 374.96 | 3.76 |
| we both have them set to aggressive come | 376.88 | 3.599 |
| on we're learning | 378.72 | 4.16 |
| yeah i said time to go | 380.479 | 4.641 |
| all right | 382.88 | 4.48 |
| can i just go up to here oh god all | 385.12 | 6.16 |
| right so you saw what is in this thing | 387.36 | 5.76 |
| look inside of it all right so it's all | 391.28 | 4.56 |
| all right now ah one | 393.12 | 4.56 |
| blueprint from metal c we don't need it | 395.84 | 4.16 |
| we've got the world that's fun so listen | 397.68 | 3.92 |
| where did this work we should go and | 400.0 | 4.319 |
| pick up his body yeah i don't [ __ ] on my | 401.6 | 5.2 |
| way i don't see it all right dora when | 404.319 | 4.241 |
| you say you just saw somebody die i | 406.8 | 3.92 |
| could have sworn i saw someone die close | 408.56 | 4.32 |
| man like right down in this area like | 410.72 | 4.0 |
| right down where we're standing yeah | 412.88 | 3.759 |
| pretty much not below us but right here | 414.72 | 3.84 |
| yep it was up here okay so in other | 416.639 | 3.921 |
| words they're real close | 418.56 | 5.84 |
| they might be let's get back home | 420.56 | 3.84 |
| okay | 428.56 | 3.52 |
| back to the basics huh neebs yup we need | 430.16 | 5.12 |
| to start a bed and some sort of hey | 432.08 | 4.72 |
| breakfast yeah we could put a storage | 435.28 | 3.68 |
| box under that waterfall right there is | 436.8 | 3.92 |
| there a cave in there you think no | 438.96 | 3.76 |
| there's never a cave ever have you | 440.72 | 4.64 |
| looked no but i played this game well we | 442.72 | 4.24 |
| haven't played this map but if i'm | 445.36 | 4.239 |
| expecting uh arc design like in the past | 446.96 | 4.48 |
| yeah it's like it's like a hole design | 449.599 | 3.121 |
| yeah there's no cave behind that | 451.44 | 3.199 |
| waterfall you're right how about this | 452.72 | 4.24 |
| just to start we build a little bed we | 454.639 | 4.641 |
| put a box under that waterfall and we | 456.96 | 4.0 |
| just start hoarding stuff like squirrels | 459.28 | 3.199 |
| hoarding stuff in a box under a | 460.96 | 4.639 |
| waterfall see man squirrel yeah i i feel | 462.479 | 4.801 |
| like it's in like an obvious location | 465.599 | 3.121 |
| you know what i mean because i mean they | 467.28 | 3.12 |
| could come along and go oh a waterfall | 468.72 | 3.28 |
| let's see if there's anything behind it | 470.4 | 2.799 |
| what's your idea i'm just let's get | 472.0 | 2.96 |
| started my idea is like okay | 473.199 | 3.68 |
| we use the waterfalls like a landmark | 474.96 | 4.16 |
| but actually hide the case kind of off | 476.879 | 4.32 |
| the side of it okay yeah you have to | 479.12 | 4.079 |
| think like an imbecile yeah that's why i | 481.199 | 4.4 |
| said waterfall right so obvious | 483.199 | 4.801 |
| waterfall but maybe okay go left of the | 485.599 | 4.88 |
| waterfall up into the hills oh yeah and | 488.0 | 4.879 |
| then like behind the tree or yeah you | 490.479 | 4.241 |
| know what like right on this ridge right | 492.879 | 2.641 |
| here | 494.72 | 2.319 |
| right here right here would be a good | 495.52 | 3.519 |
| spot | 497.039 | 4.88 |
| simon yep oh yeah buddy i was landing by | 499.039 | 5.121 |
| what i thought was you oh that wasn't me | 501.919 | 4.241 |
| then not even close to the castle | 504.16 | 3.759 |
| perspective is like really that was a | 506.16 | 4.879 |
| freaking argentevis | 507.919 | 3.12 |
| double whams oh double whale okay come | 511.52 | 5.519 |
| in here i'm gonna see you soon i think | 515.2 | 4.8 |
| yeah i mean i just uh yeah lend by uh | 517.039 | 5.44 |
| cash no wait oh yeah i didn't tell you | 520.0 | 4.399 |
| what's your what's your woburn's name i | 522.479 | 3.92 |
| didn't name it yet okay you'll figure it | 524.399 | 5.44 |
| out mine's named 18. a.t yup i'm not | 526.399 | 5.601 |
| gonna tell you why yet okay that'll be a | 529.839 | 4.56 |
| fun reveal i see you've named our giga | 532.0 | 5.279 |
| josephine i did not you didn't nope that | 534.399 | 5.12 |
| was named already by one of the our | 537.279 | 4.401 |
| wonderful oh you son of a [ __ ] what | 539.519 | 3.921 |
| would you did your dragon just go away | 541.68 | 4.0 |
| yeah it's right there following simon | 543.44 | 4.24 |
| yeah you're gonna have to holy [ __ ] get | 545.68 | 4.56 |
| that sucker back in order you sit still | 547.68 | 4.8 |
| yeah but i was just right there yeah all | 550.24 | 3.76 |
| right anyway | 552.48 | 3.359 |
| we're gonna go just around the | 554.0 | 4.399 |
| horn here josephine and then over here | 555.839 | 5.68 |
| we've got a bunch of unnamed uh past | 558.399 | 5.041 |
| rosie which we didn't name a bunch of | 561.519 | 4.961 |
| unnamed raptors yes but then here's uh | 563.44 | 7.6 |
| this is my t-rex cash money | 566.48 | 4.56 |
| [ __ ] | 574.08 | 3.439 |
| and my t-rex isn't named yet that's all | 574.88 | 4.48 |
| right | 577.519 | 2.88 |
| guys | 579.36 | 3.76 |
| angelo fighting the raptor down down by | 580.399 | 6.081 |
| the beach who's winning down by the way | 583.12 | 6.48 |
| [ __ ] what doing i keep throwing again | 586.48 | 7.84 |
| like so look hey let me see i'm this way | 589.6 | 4.72 |
| we should probably explain what's going | 594.64 | 4.639 |
| on uh to the audience yeah somebody | 596.24 | 4.56 |
| yeah our buddy think had brain surgery | 599.279 | 3.041 |
| recently so he's a little he's a little | 600.8 | 4.08 |
| twitchy yeah your right hand's crazy it | 602.32 | 5.12 |
| is so i keep throwing | 604.88 | 4.56 |
| you keep throwing stuff for no reason | 607.44 | 4.32 |
| yeah all right well yeah don't don't | 609.44 | 4.24 |
| throw any spears at any dinosaurs don't | 611.76 | 4.24 |
| stand near me hey i think the raptor | 613.68 | 4.8 |
| lost because the ankle is down there | 616.0 | 5.279 |
| and it's just bloody oh yeah | 618.48 | 4.479 |
| look at him he looks like rambo coming | 621.279 | 3.12 |
| out from here we might be able to | 622.959 | 3.601 |
| harvest that yeah | 624.399 | 4.081 |
| yeah get that height i'm coming all | 626.56 | 4.32 |
| right oh man yeah god the weight the | 628.48 | 4.799 |
| weight is so bad yep we'll put that in | 630.88 | 4.959 |
| our secret box yeah what the hive is | 633.279 | 4.081 |
| that what she said | 635.839 | 3.281 |
| put that in my secret box why would she | 637.36 | 3.68 |
| have a secret box i don't know just seem | 639.12 | 3.279 |
| like one of those it's not really secret | 641.04 | 2.72 |
| is it it's out there for everybody to | 642.399 | 3.12 |
| see i didn't know you had that yeah oh | 643.76 | 3.44 |
| there's my wallet check out my secret | 645.519 | 2.56 |
| box | 647.2 | 3.93 |
| it's right above my secret tape | 648.079 | 4.801 |
| [Music] | 651.13 | 3.35 |
| okay simon | 652.88 | 4.079 |
| oh that's a what is that uh looks like | 654.48 | 3.52 |
| uh | 656.959 | 2.801 |
| one of those things griffin or griffin | 658.0 | 4.56 |
| yeah oh we're in a griffony area yeah | 659.76 | 4.8 |
| okay well they'd be [ __ ] if they were | 662.56 | 3.76 |
| here yeah there's another griffin i | 664.56 | 3.6 |
| think down there so | 666.32 | 3.12 |
| yeah they're gonna want to be close | 668.16 | 3.04 |
| there's just too much danger | 669.44 | 3.6 |
| it's lovely though it's lovely it is | 671.2 | 3.759 |
| nice kind of heading down to the water | 673.04 | 4.4 |
| more yeah then to make their way up | 674.959 | 4.0 |
| they'd need a bird | 677.44 | 3.6 |
| wouldn't they well | 678.959 | 4.0 |
| i don't know i mean where where are they | 681.04 | 3.84 |
| spawn i don't even know i mean where you | 682.959 | 4.32 |
| thought you saw somebody die was a lot | 684.88 | 5.12 |
| closer it was really close maybe maybe | 687.279 | 4.0 |
| it wasn't them | 690.0 | 3.839 |
| maybe it wasn't like you thought it was | 691.279 | 4.56 |
| i i'm not seeing [ __ ] simon if that's | 693.839 | 3.201 |
| what you're implying i hope they're | 695.839 | 3.601 |
| having a miserable time i have no doubt | 697.04 | 4.239 |
| they are right now give them a couple | 699.44 | 3.04 |
| weeks though they're they're not the | 701.279 | 2.721 |
| dumbest | 702.48 | 3.44 |
| all right so neebs check it out i've | 704.0 | 3.92 |
| already learned how to make a bed yep | 705.92 | 3.919 |
| the foundations i'm thinking this whole | 707.92 | 3.68 |
| place is gonna have to have a network of | 709.839 | 4.0 |
| beds for us to spawn on yeah everywhere | 711.6 | 4.56 |
| thousands thousands of beds right so | 713.839 | 3.68 |
| that way if we die | 716.16 | 3.38 |
| we have options okay | 717.519 | 5.171 |
| [Music] | 719.54 | 3.15 |
| how about you name this can you name | 725.76 | 4.24 |
| this bed secret secret box bed i already | 727.2 | 4.72 |
| named it what did i call it i put bed | 730.0 | 3.92 |
| near first spawn near waterfall sit me | 731.92 | 3.76 |
| secret box bed that says it all we're | 733.92 | 3.12 |
| gonna have 100 we're going to probably | 735.68 | 3.04 |
| have thousands of secret boxes so that's | 737.04 | 3.2 |
| going to be stupid you can't call them | 738.72 | 3.76 |
| all secret box no you can't firm's gonna | 740.24 | 3.599 |
| have a thousand all right first secret | 742.48 | 3.599 |
| box bed first secret box bin yeah that | 743.839 | 4.56 |
| makes you [ __ ] happy okay kinda does | 746.079 | 4.241 |
| was there more more what you call me | 748.399 | 3.68 |
| over here was there more no i just | 750.32 | 3.28 |
| wanted to show you my idea i like it | 752.079 | 2.961 |
| yeah are you guys ready to travel by the | 753.6 | 3.6 |
| way yeah yeah yeah look what i got a bow | 755.04 | 4.479 |
| bow and arrow | 757.2 | 5.199 |
| i might shoot you | 759.519 | 2.88 |
| all right simon yeah so from what i've | 762.48 | 5.919 |
| seen that one hill to our south that one | 765.36 | 5.919 |
| hill here they can get there and then | 768.399 | 4.321 |
| everything to our north which where you | 771.279 | 3.201 |
| were just looking that's like kind of | 772.72 | 3.52 |
| wide open plains there's a lot of | 774.48 | 3.84 |
| options from that way | 776.24 | 2.96 |
| hmm | 778.32 | 3.12 |
| if you were to attack us what would you | 779.2 | 3.92 |
| do would you go for that like hill | 781.44 | 4.079 |
| approach because this is like wide open | 783.12 | 4.48 |
| we can see everywhere it'd be it'd be | 785.519 | 5.76 |
| very ballsy yeah i i have no strategy | 787.6 | 6.16 |
| yeah because we don't need one no but i | 791.279 | 5.601 |
| mean i when you say like what should | 793.76 | 5.04 |
| what should what would you do | 796.88 | 4.16 |
| i don't have any strategy in any way i | 798.8 | 4.08 |
| don't i'm not i don't have a strategic | 801.04 | 3.599 |
| mind okay | 802.88 | 4.399 |
| i really i really don't know yeah well i | 804.639 | 4.32 |
| tell you what i just want to look down | 807.279 | 3.68 |
| this hill i'm feeling i'm going to be | 808.959 | 3.68 |
| like a hermit i'm just going to stay | 810.959 | 3.68 |
| inside the whole time we could easily | 812.639 | 4.721 |
| win that way oh the hill | 814.639 | 4.801 |
| man that's what i would do i would take | 817.36 | 3.599 |
| the hill route | 819.44 | 3.199 |
| because if you're not you're not seen | 820.959 | 3.601 |
| until the last minute i would do the hat | 822.639 | 3.76 |
| that's what i would do simon you do the | 824.56 | 3.839 |
| hill i would do the hill if i were them | 826.399 | 2.721 |
| and | 828.399 | 2.0 |
| yeah | 829.12 | 3.44 |
| well we might have a couple surprises | 830.399 | 6.481 |
| for him there that's all i'm saying okay | 832.56 | 6.399 |
| okay that's great i look forward to | 836.88 | 5.199 |
| hearing about your surprises | 838.959 | 4.161 |
| really | 842.079 | 3.76 |
| right now i'm just like okay yeah keep | 843.12 | 5.04 |
| that door shut yeah i'm gonna try to | 845.839 | 3.68 |
| that's the thing i'm gonna i'm gonna | 848.16 | 2.88 |
| screw up the whole thing with leaving | 849.519 | 3.841 |
| the giant front door open that's what | 851.04 | 4.88 |
| they're counting on yeah trust me it'll | 853.36 | 4.96 |
| happen | 855.92 | 2.4 |
| not on my watch you won't be watching | 858.639 | 4.32 |
| that'll be the problem cash money will | 860.959 | 4.161 |
| be | 862.959 | 2.161 |
| oh [ __ ] oh god you guys on the beach oh | 866.8 | 6.64 |
| crap i ran into some character | 869.92 | 3.52 |
| dick yep we'll have to go back to his | 873.519 | 4.961 |
| back to the bed yep back to okay i | 876.0 | 4.16 |
| wonder if he had good stuff on him ah | 878.48 | 3.599 |
| man should we just it could it can't be | 880.16 | 4.0 |
| that good okay it's just starting out | 882.079 | 5.041 |
| just write it off all right oh i see him | 884.16 | 5.039 |
| oh yeah yeah | 887.12 | 3.76 |
| god you get off the beach and i swear to | 889.199 | 3.2 |
| god they just chomp you hmm you know | 890.88 | 4.16 |
| what we need what bolas can i i can make | 892.399 | 4.161 |
| a bowler yeah i had made some bolas | 895.04 | 2.96 |
| they're back there on my stuff i see the | 896.56 | 2.959 |
| green light but oh god i know there's | 898.0 | 3.199 |
| terra birds around so it's pointless if | 899.519 | 3.041 |
| we can make bolas i think we can take | 901.199 | 2.801 |
| them all right take the terror merge | 902.56 | 3.279 |
| lead the way up sir okay my stuff's up | 904.0 | 3.92 |
| here yeah terra birds | 905.839 | 3.841 |
| who's gonna get ready with ebola i'm | 907.92 | 3.52 |
| ready with ebola all right let's see | 909.68 | 3.12 |
| maybe we're going to get lucky and | 911.44 | 3.44 |
| they'll be gone yeah yeah yeah yeah | 912.8 | 3.48 |
| that's kind of what i'm hoping | 914.88 | 2.8 |
| [Music] | 916.28 | 2.21 |
| terrible | 917.68 | 2.48 |
| [Music] | 918.49 | 3.27 |
| okay you know what i'm getting sneaky | 920.16 | 3.359 |
| all right right behind you i think yep | 921.76 | 5.36 |
| there you are okay yeah i'm ready | 923.519 | 4.88 |
| that's a terrible that's a terrible all | 927.12 | 3.12 |
| right you got him come on see him no he | 928.399 | 3.281 |
| jumped oh he jumped down | 930.24 | 2.64 |
| he jumped up i'm running towards the | 931.68 | 3.92 |
| beach nope oh crap baby | 932.88 | 4.319 |
| all right | 935.6 | 5.08 |
| help help | 937.199 | 3.481 |
| can't catch me if i'm swimming | 949.279 | 3.281 |
| [ __ ] | 952.8 | 2.399 |
| yeah it's been a day | 962.72 | 4.72 |
| i didn't get enough sleep last night or | 965.36 | 4.64 |
| the night before i had an allergy issue | 967.44 | 4.88 |
| really yeah i had like the draining snot | 970.0 | 4.8 |
| just like just just draining out you | 972.32 | 4.879 |
| know and that's that's a pain when | 974.8 | 4.88 |
| you're sleeping especially yeah and it's | 977.199 | 5.121 |
| weird how you can sleep uh through a lot | 979.68 | 4.079 |
| of it and then wake up and it happens | 982.32 | 4.56 |
| immediately yeah as if but but i didn't | 983.759 | 5.44 |
| know if the the moisture that was on the | 986.88 | 4.16 |
| side of my face on the pillow was from | 989.199 | 4.481 |
| my drool or the snot you know the drool | 991.04 | 6.159 |
| thing you still do that yeah yeah yeah i | 993.68 | 5.04 |
| guess once you do it | 997.199 | 3.361 |
| when i pre-drool | 998.72 | 3.52 |
| i used to do that as a kid | 1000.56 | 3.36 |
| really lay down a little pre-drool | 1002.24 | 3.12 |
| puddle and it would be it would come | 1003.92 | 3.279 |
| from me laying on my pillow already | 1005.36 | 3.599 |
| having some drool there i just spit out | 1007.199 | 4.961 |
| a little bit did it really | 1008.959 | 5.041 |
| i can imagine that being some dumbass | 1012.16 | 3.44 |
| thing a kid would do yeah that's what i | 1014.0 | 3.759 |
| do so like that's great my drool puddle | 1015.6 | 4.239 |
| comforts me it's also a good tracking | 1017.759 | 3.76 |
| like where were you comfy on your pillow | 1019.839 | 3.761 |
| clearly right here where your lips touch | 1021.519 | 4.32 |
| the drool so did everyone like did you | 1023.6 | 4.4 |
| wake up scared like i like every time i | 1025.839 | 4.161 |
| i would feel that wet | 1028.0 | 4.319 |
| no no no i embraced it yeah you did you | 1030.0 | 5.439 |
| probably nuzzled in more yeah yeah yeah | 1032.319 | 5.12 |
| oh you're a wonderful kind of weird i'm | 1035.439 | 3.681 |
| already drooling | 1037.439 | 3.921 |
| can you spit some some drizzle | 1039.12 | 4.48 |
| for me no you want your own i think i | 1041.36 | 4.0 |
| might want yours it's got to be your own | 1043.6 | 3.12 |
| i think your problem why you're afraid | 1045.36 | 2.88 |
| of all those wet spots is they weren't | 1046.72 | 4.52 |
| yours | 1048.24 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1051.81 | 4.51 |
| good question not my problem | 1054.24 | 3.88 |
| oh father ted | 1056.32 | 4.93 |
| [Music] | 1058.12 | 3.13 |
| praise b yeah | 1061.28 | 3.04 |
| hey look we really need to set up a base | 1065.28 | 3.68 |
| even if you know if it doesn't work out | 1067.039 | 4.081 |
| we should try to set up a base okay | 1068.96 | 4.32 |
| where should we go i'm i'm up wherever | 1071.12 | 4.08 |
| you think well we went that way last | 1073.28 | 4.0 |
| time there's terror birds that way let's | 1075.2 | 4.0 |
| go this way okay okay look at that | 1077.28 | 3.279 |
| piercer out there with an arrow in his | 1079.2 | 3.839 |
| head yeah remember argent davis out | 1080.559 | 4.561 |
| there argent tavis out there oh yeah | 1083.039 | 4.481 |
| across the beach yeah yeah oh yeah i | 1085.12 | 4.08 |
| should show you [ __ ] | 1087.52 | 4.08 |
| something everywhere damn it nowhere to | 1089.2 | 4.4 |
| go | 1091.6 | 3.76 |
| all right here's the plan all right the | 1093.6 | 4.16 |
| architavis is moving left | 1095.36 | 4.8 |
| and uh when he gets far enough away oh | 1097.76 | 4.0 |
| where you going where are you going | 1100.16 | 3.04 |
| for you he's not coming for you is he i | 1101.76 | 2.72 |
| don't know i'll get i'm getting locked | 1103.2 | 2.719 |
| don't go for abstro don't go for | 1104.48 | 4.319 |
| absolutely no no no | 1105.919 | 2.88 |
| this might be our this might be our | 1109.12 | 3.2 |
| opportunity come on so we get near the | 1110.48 | 3.68 |
| waterfall we're going for the waterfall | 1112.32 | 3.92 |
| going high going high going high oh yeah | 1114.16 | 3.84 |
| now he's going high all right following | 1116.24 | 3.679 |
| you neebs okay we're thick this might be | 1118.0 | 4.08 |
| thick okay yep i'm by the waterfall | 1119.919 | 4.081 |
| what's up all right yep i see you okay | 1122.08 | 4.16 |
| i'm gonna cross the river | 1124.0 | 3.52 |
| i like it's cold | 1126.24 | 2.96 |
| okay | 1127.52 | 2.96 |
| all right hugging the wall all right i'm | 1129.2 | 3.76 |
| crossing and hugging the wall too | 1130.48 | 4.48 |
| that's chilly warm up | 1132.96 | 4.56 |
| i'm not hugging a wall he is he's dive | 1134.96 | 6.0 |
| bombing he's dive bombing leave me alone | 1137.52 | 5.2 |
| hug the wall hug the wall i'm just gonna | 1140.96 | 3.28 |
| walk y'all behind me yep i see your | 1142.72 | 4.24 |
| light keep that light out yep thick yep | 1144.24 | 4.48 |
| your mind is okay | 1146.96 | 4.0 |
| oh yeah oh wait names you passed a | 1148.72 | 4.88 |
| pretty good cave did i yeah come back | 1150.96 | 4.88 |
| huh holy [ __ ] | 1153.6 | 4.48 |
| where we're at i'm looking for y'all oh | 1155.84 | 4.48 |
| oh glitch now oh yeah okay all right | 1158.08 | 4.16 |
| what you got i'm frozen that's what i oh | 1160.32 | 2.96 |
| i'm back | 1162.24 | 2.319 |
| this this right over here right over | 1163.28 | 2.88 |
| here hey guys come on get this look at | 1164.559 | 2.641 |
| this | 1166.16 | 2.24 |
| stuff | 1167.2 | 2.32 |
| okay | 1168.4 | 3.84 |
| oh perfect oh wait a minute whoa whoa | 1169.52 | 4.32 |
| yeah | 1172.24 | 5.96 |
| oh god it's full of damn snakes | 1173.84 | 4.36 |
| [Music] | 1178.35 | 3.06 |
| this was our place all right hey idea | 1182.16 | 4.56 |
| look this this is kind of coming he's | 1184.64 | 5.12 |
| coming who's coming tonight | 1186.72 | 3.04 |
| huh why did you aggro the snake let's | 1189.84 | 3.6 |
| just run oh let's don't turn out why i | 1191.52 | 3.68 |
| did something let's just run frozen | 1193.44 | 3.359 |
| frozen frozen we just got out of a cave | 1195.2 | 4.64 |
| like that's a real cave | 1196.799 | 3.041 |
| oh god | 1200.0 | 3.84 |
| still frozen there we go | 1201.2 | 5.599 |
| come on come on come on come | 1203.84 | 2.959 |
| no [ __ ] neebs is the steak still left | 1208.4 | 5.04 |
| you um ah it's nick's still after you | 1210.64 | 5.919 |
| i'm sorry dave no no leave me okay of | 1213.44 | 5.359 |
| course i'm leaving yourself | 1216.559 | 5.681 |
| i'll find you just stay alive | 1218.799 | 5.12 |
| oh [ __ ] he's still after me how is he | 1222.24 | 2.72 |
| how are you still at how do you know | 1223.919 | 3.76 |
| where i am okay come to me oh god that's | 1224.96 | 5.12 |
| an argentinian cartosaur okay is that a | 1227.679 | 6.561 |
| t-rex that's a t-rex in the distance | 1230.08 | 6.24 |
| what's that raptors chasing this this | 1234.24 | 4.64 |
| place is hell why did we spot here this | 1236.32 | 4.479 |
| place is absolute hell | 1238.88 | 3.279 |
| oh | 1240.799 | 4.481 |
| it didn't say easy it's just [ __ ] | 1242.159 | 5.441 |
| okay jump down oh no raptor oh no that | 1245.28 | 4.08 |
| wasn't the lava sword okay i'm looking | 1247.6 | 3.68 |
| for you okay i'm on the beach and i'm | 1249.36 | 4.16 |
| just running up the beach that's all i | 1251.28 | 3.519 |
| got right now | 1253.52 | 3.44 |
| is anything chasing me | 1254.799 | 4.321 |
| yeah a t-rex is chasing me but he turned | 1256.96 | 4.079 |
| around he turned around | 1259.12 | 5.12 |
| go around the rocks go around the roads | 1261.039 | 5.921 |
| okay get to a safe spot found a cave | 1264.24 | 4.64 |
| found a cave by the waterfall that's | 1266.96 | 3.76 |
| good to know i'm never going in there | 1268.88 | 3.12 |
| it's probably an artifact in there which | 1270.72 | 2.72 |
| i don't give a [ __ ] about | 1272.0 | 5.84 |
| i'm here to kill simon simon's lair | 1273.44 | 4.4 |
| you ready simon yeah | 1279.679 | 3.201 |
| yeah | 1284.88 | 2.88 |
| yeah | 1286.64 | 3.279 |
| yeah | 1287.76 | 2.159 |
| hey do you know any foo fighters with | 1291.12 | 6.0 |
| with two sticks and these yeah | 1293.52 | 5.12 |
| um | 1297.12 | 2.72 |
| no | 1298.64 | 2.88 |
| all right we'll do what you were doing | 1299.84 | 4.68 |
| then | 1301.52 | 3.0 |
| you're a drummer | 1308.159 | 5.201 |
| yeah and i am your i'm your groupie | 1309.76 | 4.56 |
| yeah | 1313.36 | 3.36 |
| yeah but i ain't touching you | 1314.32 | 4.08 |
| no finger business | 1316.72 | 3.76 |
| you hear me | 1318.4 | 3.279 |
| what's that | 1320.48 | 3.679 |
| nothing | 1321.679 | 2.48 |
| all right finger business you got me | 1324.4 | 3.36 |
| i'll give it to you i don't know what | 1326.48 | 4.72 |
| you're saying i'm a groupie | 1327.76 | 3.44 |
| all right | 1331.84 | 3.36 |
| going out of my new home and taking a | 1332.96 | 3.839 |
| look around | 1335.2 | 3.04 |
| because there's some [ __ ] down at | 1336.799 | 2.481 |
| the beach | 1338.24 | 3.04 |
| i don't see it but i'll go looking for | 1339.28 | 4.56 |
| the boys show them the new house | 1341.28 | 4.08 |
| don't [ __ ] you | 1343.84 | 4.48 |
| raptor he can't get me right bucky oh my | 1345.36 | 3.84 |
| god | 1348.32 | 4.06 |
| oh boy can you get me | 1349.2 | 6.88 |
| [Music] | 1352.38 | 6.34 |
| oh [ __ ] oh dead | 1356.08 | 5.64 |
| dead | 1358.72 | 3.0 |
| [Applause] | 1363.36 | 2.799 |
| ah | 1365.12 | 2.799 |
| don't want to lose this stuff | 1366.159 | 7.4 |
| oh yeah he's coming he's coming okay | 1367.919 | 5.64 |
| oh is that a t-rex that's a t-rex | 1383.52 | 4.88 |
| fighting a bruno | 1386.08 | 4.32 |
| oh man that's this could be a good | 1388.4 | 3.519 |
| source of hide | 1390.4 | 3.279 |
| all right come on t-rex | 1391.919 | 5.441 |
| come on kill the bruno | 1393.679 | 5.921 |
| i'm just gonna hang back and watch money | 1397.36 | 4.24 |
| is gonna win | 1399.6 | 4.8 |
| footsteps i hear footsteps [ __ ] | 1401.6 | 4.24 |
| what is that noise | 1404.4 | 4.159 |
| i heard growling | 1405.84 | 4.56 |
| oh it sees me | 1408.559 | 3.6 |
| can't catch me though | 1410.4 | 3.44 |
| like a cheetah | 1412.159 | 4.0 |
| okay so he's just guarding my [ __ ] this | 1413.84 | 3.28 |
| is for | 1416.159 | 3.441 |
| everything i've done bad in life | 1417.12 | 4.64 |
| he's just gonna guard my [ __ ] but i'll | 1419.6 | 5.92 |
| wait i'll bide my time friend abide my | 1421.76 | 7.68 |
| time and maybe rename my bed to there's | 1425.52 | 7.12 |
| a raptor guarding my [ __ ] bed | 1429.44 | 5.599 |
| no one's gonna want to spawn there | 1432.64 | 3.76 |
| how do you lose a t-rex and a | 1435.039 | 3.441 |
| brontosaurus two of the biggest damn | 1436.4 | 3.44 |
| creatures in this game and i've lost | 1438.48 | 3.12 |
| them is that t-rex just gonna eat that | 1439.84 | 4.16 |
| bronzo oh man this is this is kind of an | 1441.6 | 3.39 |
| epic fight | 1444.0 | 2.24 |
| [Music] | 1444.99 | 6.09 |
| server's stopping any second now wow | 1446.24 | 4.84 |
| [Laughter] | 1452.07 | 6.37 |
| [Music] | 1455.37 | 3.07 |
| [Applause] | 1460.04 | 4.92 |
| [Music] | 1460.55 | 4.41 |
| [Music] | 1467.09 | 4.1 |
| is | 1471.52 | 3.779 |
| [Music] | 1472.19 | 3.109 |
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On the "noob" side we have Thick44, Appsro, and Dora, who have zero resources but make up for it with chaotic energy and nonstop laughs. Despite having no clue how to tame dinosaurs or build a proper base, they bumble their way through the world with infectious enthusiasm.
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Seeing these two groups collide on the island is Ark gameplay at its finest. There's pterodactyl hijinks, supply crate mayhem, and all manner of dinosaur-related disasters. Neebs Gaming perfectly captures the thrill of exploration and discovery that makes Ark so addictive.
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